Episode 925 | "At Risk Youth Diet"

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I got him doing his letters. Oh, shit. Oh, man. That shit a J? Oh, that's what that say? Crazy. I thought that was a D. That shit look like a D, my nigga. Or a T. Oh, my God. Who we making fun of, Joe? Yes. Desky. Yes, because I took initiative and wrote on the board. Don't take initiative no more. Damn. Don't do that no more. I try not to take initiative. Oh, man. Can y'all read it? Is it legible? We can read it. That's your best work. I'll just lead it in. I'll read it and leave it. I'll just read it, I guess, if y'all can't. We got time. Sorry. It's okay, but there's a bigger issue at play here. Dyslexia. There's a mystery. We have a true crime issue here. Let's get to the bottom of it. We have to. We love a whodunit. I do. Especially when it ain't me. When I ain't there. Who did it? Who did it? There were 12. Mona, man, Mona ain't been here in a minute. Mona ain't been here in two weeks. That's what I'm saying. That's a damn lie. Two weeks. Yeah, two weeks. What? We don't even know how we was going to function. Yes. Mona, the last time she was here, asked for Dr. Pepper as part of her rider. In Slim Jims. In Slim Jims, yes. In Slim Jims. And so we got her a 12-pack, and then she got back today. And mind you, people clown her for drinking Dr. Pepper. Don't drink that shit. I like Dr. Pepper. I don't drink that shit. Wait a minute. Wait, you like Dr. Pepper? I do. Exhibit A. Oh, oh, oh. Write it down. Write it down. I had a Dr. Pepper. You had one of the 12 Dr. Peppers? One Dr. Pepper. Hey. All right, so now we got nine Dr. Peppers. How many did you have, Mona? I probably had two, man. So that means three. I had three. No, I had two. Okay. So in his one, that's three. In his one, that's three. Okay, I'm sorry. And now we know what the other nine were. You had three Dr. Peppers, my G. Yeah. In one sitting. First of all, can I- What are you doing? Guys, can I add to this? For just because you did a wonderful job. Thank you. First of all, Poe brought me to Dr. Pepper. I was going crazy because I deserve a black and mild and a soda on break. Dr. Pepper got it done? Yeah. Black Poe, now I understand. He's still trying to figure out how to get it done. Look. You know what's funny? You call it a whodunit. It's not a whodunit. It's an ish dunit. We already know. Ish did not do it. Ish drunk the Dr. Peps. I got calls all week. We already know. Ish doesn't drink soda. You got calls all week? I'm not going to give no names. You got informants in here? People call me and say, yo, if you plan on having a Dr. Pepper when you get back, chances are slim to none because this nigga Ish is cracking them back like brewskis. Oh, shit. And I'm like, yo, Joe ain't got no water? You know he's got a sugar thing. What was the World War of Water? What year was that? Last year? Yeah. And he makes 39 teas when he comes. You drink Dr. Pepper with your teeth. Bro. And I've had his teeth. No sugar. We saw him put it in a teacup. I put it in a teacup. I was wondering why he was pouring that soda in the tea kettle. I already knew what happened. If I poured soda in a tea kettle, that would be diabolical. Somebody need to put me in an institution. Ice, you seen it too? I saw it. The truth is, Ish tries to eat so healthy on a regular basis, he probably had a sugar attack and went crazy. He drunk a 12-pack of Dr. Pepper. I mean, it happens. Blacked out. Who hasn't ever got fucked up on a 12-pack of Dr. Pepper? I mean, come on. We've all done it. You know what's mad funny? And I ain't going to do what they do. Okay. But it's not a bunch of people that are not here. And we've had a bunch of guests. A bunch of people were not here? Wow. So, it's a bunch of guests. So, you do do what they do. Wow. I said we had a bunch of guests. You said more than that. And a bunch of people not here. So, you do what they do. No, I'm not. I drunk three Dr. Peppers, my nigga. I did not drink 12 fucking sodas. I don't even really drink soda. We didn't accuse you of drinking soda. He don't drink soda at all. Yeah, we think you drunk like eight. Nine. Yeah, I think eight or nine. We had you at nine. I was thinking six or seven. No, y'all really was thinking 10, because Parks admitted to the one. I did have one. Oh, okay. But did you purchase any? I did not. Ooh, point. Wait, so you went in there. This isn't your first soda that got stolen, either, if I recall. Parks, hold up for a minute, please. Hold up, wait, wait. Bring that back. I will. So, you went in there. How old are you again? 50. That's your big age. Whatever the answer is, 50 is funny. Yo, we ain't shit, yo. We ain't shit. So, you went in there at 50. Took one that you didn't purchase, because you was parched. You get one. That shit was hitting on you. You get one. You weren't getting mad long. You can take one. Sometimes you need the bubbles. Yeah. But it was so good. I had to double back. Somebody on the internet said that Dr. Pepper is barbecue Sprite. That's good. I'm rolling. I ain't gonna lie. I'm not mad at it. That's genius. That's a good one. You went back in for two more Dr. Peppers. Why are you taking stuff that you're not purchasing? Okay, so one, I drunk one Dr. Pepper two weeks ago, and I drunk two Dr. Peppers last week. So, it's not like I'm sitting here binging Dr. Peppers. But how many Dr. Peppers? How many Dr. Peppers did you buy? None. But that's my people's right there, so we can do that. Oh, okay. And it's his defense. You got me. Hey, Mona. You got me. That's where that Q should be working at. What happened to your oatmeal raisin ponds? That's the thing. That's the thing. And what happened to that ginger ale that one time? Wait, why do you have an at-risk youth diet? Why is it at-risk youth diet? You got an at-risk youth diet. Like, fucking oatmeal pies, lemon heads, fucking Dr. Pepper. Black and Bob's. Tahitian Street. Right, Black and Bob's. The fuck? So, this is the thing, right? We wouldn't be discussing what my- Fucking Delaware Wawa's ain't got too much in there, boy. We wouldn't be discussing what I liked if niggas didn't touch my shit. Parks, to answer your question, or ice, both of y'all, oatmeal cream pies, whole 12-pack, gone. Gone. That's crazy. That's crazy. Parks is so hot, I see he had one of those, too. I had one of those, too, for sure. I didn't have enough. Ginger ale, and basically everything. Now, at the end of the day, it's just my people. People. People that drunk on 12, well, he did, but it doesn't matter. Like, that's my dog, but I would love a Dr. Pepper right now. Yo, they do it to me all the time, sis. Don't worry about it. You just get used to it. Niggas ate the- Who ate the oatmeal cream pies? I don't know. We thought you did. Did you eat any of the oatmeal cream pies? Zero. Cap. Zero? Bro, I got that shit on my phone, my nigga. Stop it. Let's stop it. Zero, my nigga. Nah, he ain't do that. Bro, he ate them with me, nigga. Oh, you said you left them here. I had a half of one with you. Oh, okay. Oh. And I was right, yo. You bought the beer at 11 o'clock. I got it. She said she bought them a half of one with you. Nothing that I eat as an average youth do these niggas not eat with me. Fuck y'all. And by these niggas, it's Ish. Ish ate 12 oatmeal cream pies. Why do you keep eating with her? I thought you ate none. She's saying she- That's how you niggas use your pussy. That's the story changing, boy. No, it's not. When did you buy the beer? She said she left them here like the Dr. Peppers. Yeah. I'm thinking she left a box of oatmeal cream pie here. I believe you. I believe she did. She did. I did. She did. She left a box right in there. That is some ill shit right there. I seen it work before, my nigga. I know. I seen my nigga get it done before. That's all for you? You gonna eat all that? That's my favorite. I seen him do that in the strip club, nigga. That don't even sound like me. I seen my boy cook with that shit. I'm all, you good as gone, girl. Anyway, well, the Dr. Pepper. Order the cream pies and the Dr. Peppers, fellas. I got you. That's a wild diet. That's a wild diet. That is a wild diet. Makes sense. You got an at-riff youth house diet. Mona, I'm glad you back. Word. Word. You a great mister. You a fucking great mister. Thank you so much. I don't really mean that, sis. Makes some noise. Mona from the Don't Call Me White Girl pod. Show. That's a slow clap. I'm clapping for you, my nigga. You know what I mean? Word. I'm clapping for my girl. Fast claps, too. Word. What the fuck you looking at like that? What is that? He's getting at something. I think I know, but I wouldn't know. I wouldn't hear him say it. Who do I have to speak to about how y'all are introduced at these functions? Our agents. All right. Make sure your group, send me the numbers to the agents. What? I was at the edge of my, fucking rewind this shit. What you seeing? All right. Make some noise for Phelps. You was there, too, nigga. Where the fuck you at? Now Phelps ain't here. You went to go get some oatmeal cream pies. Hey, Phelps was out there, man teeth showing, happy as hell. Make some noise for Mona from the Don't Call Me. white girl podcast. And then she came out. They didn't say nothing else. You want all the jobs? You want us to always rep the show first? I didn't say first. Just at all. I didn't say nothing about first. Because sometimes I don't rep it to protect you. I don't want you to rep it. Okay. I've been trying to protect you. This doesn't apply to you. I don't know him. You got his speech on. You please don't. It protects us both. It protects us both. We aligned. I think we have the same face. Oh my God. Please, you don't. I don't want my name known in the middle. he can't go to Dubai or nothing that is hilarious yeah Mark started fighting for rights that I'm cool with I'm cool with the pecking order I was alright with that yeah god damn what's wrong with you nah don't fuck with Mark when he do that shit he write the same thing rights that I'm cool with I don't want to be associated with some of that shit neither of you no facts joining us to discuss the economy from the Joe Budden podcast like that shit that don't give me no credibility holy shit they had you as a I think it was number 8 number 7 number 8 on the list oh it's a list it's a new list what's the list Richest Rappers oh yeah oh yeah let's talk about that so that might give you a little credibility I don't know about that I think that list was fake no no that was real no it wasn't it was 100% right it was 100% right it was real it's printed and published you know what I mean it's free bonus time it's online it's real if it was on the internet it's real for sure for sure look how fast they turn they're right they're right they're right yours like number 8 that list is not real you guys I don't know it's a fake list it's everybody said it I call complex myself what they had him clocked at 500 something that was wrong 500 mil it's wrong I think it was 100 mil no it's 500 I got it I have it right here it's 500 I thought it meant 500,000 no it's an M next to it that's what you thought oh then that's wrong no it's wrong it might be about right what should it say they had you at number 9 in the top 10 it should say popped nah get the fuck on me Joe nah it should say popped next to it popped and worth ain't the same thing it ain't but it's cool my worth should be popped there's some shit right there don't don't don't fall for the fake stuff let's give a round of applause yeah number 9 talking to him number 9 richest rapper richest rapper I know clap slow back motherfucker like you're clapping for me no no we want bonuses clap fast we not getting no damn bonus yo some of them get a bonus in the spring no I don't know a spring bonus girl you crazy a spring bonus what's up with that yeah wait companies do that shit yeah yeah all the big ones especially when they were all the big ones liberal good ones oh the ones that's doing the tax version or the ones that love God basically a spring bonus shit I like that idea that's a great idea that could be good for morale for sure morale not really they're taking all the fucking Dr. Peppers and if boys are treated better they do better that's a fact like we've looked all around the world to see employers treat their people real good got massage masseuses coming in on break and all that niggas work hard they wanna work for you that's not a bad idea too niggas treat you like shit you steal candles and toilet paper and I'll tell you one thing I'm up for candles you steal candles you're like Joe Malone he's three-fold yo this nigga I'm leaving here with something Denzel voice this guy's insane yo oh my god oh that was nice I made that up I'll let you know my issue later no fuck that ask me then no no no our issue later it's good it's good stuff it's all positive okay all positive the other day I had a few hours free to myself so I just looked up some massage massage places in the area one came highly recommended so I called them up said hey I wanna come in for the hot stone massage they said what time I said now they said bet come on I went through so I came through you don't have to mention the dick suck work till you get there you typically don't wanna do that over the phone no oh so you get there you like it's like truck dealing for the record I wasn't going do you have any I wasn't looking for that place you said I said that's what you heard that's what he always hear he got Dr. Pepper in his pocket I wasn't looking for the dick suck okay a little handy baby did it find you I was really just I wasn't looking but you know I was really just looking for a massage right so it was parking right across the street I went in there and it was dimly lit is it supposed to be here and the place looked like I should have been getting a dick suck it looked like they was giving out dick sucks and I didn't know so then how do you ask just paint the picture where was this place in the area in the area he wants the address in the area in the area in the area the same area that I said it's just a map it's just a map I was right by Trader Joe's up there right there I think I think the best way to ask is to just like show them that you're hard I'm Mona that's what Deshawn that's what Deshawn dog the worst thing they're going to say I'm telling you the worst thing they're going to say is I'm not here sir that ain't the worst thing they're going to say the one in Hoboken like they're going to refer you to the right joint that ain't the worst thing that ain't how they go so anyway the young hot girl the young hot girl at the front desk pulls me to a room all the way in the back she escorts me back there this room looked like it was made for dick sucks sir glory hole no but it was too many of the fucking doctor bed wraps over the thing that's a tell it was way too many of the that paper yeah yeah it was stacked I was like I was like oh shit clean up clean all of that shit up man niggas they got they dicks clean it up right quick so I go in there and it's the fucking and I'll speed this up because there's really no point to this story I'm just talking to y'all because I'm happy to see y'all I'm enjoying it so I go and she let me in the room and then she leave the young hot receptionist girl so but she don't say none so she ain't telling me if I should get butt ass that's too much like what type of implied implied implied implied that's how they got Deshawn if they don't say anything that's indicative of like we do what we want here I'm telling y'all how much time you spend in these spots shut up go ahead Jim well I didn't of course not smart man so then the masseuse comes in I kept my boxer briefs on and I laid down on a thousand sheets of fucking documents doctor paper oh you about naked already no I mean you weren't supposed to take your clothes off slow down no that's what they close you in there for so you can change get in your bed pull that dick out oh you a freaky boy oh wait he went for the he was off surface to get there he went to she come in and do the moves he drops doors once she gets in oh you have to bend oh shit he does what I said you should do pull me out off the gumbo no you don't pull the meat out you don't pull me out what the fuck is y'all what are y'all talking about she'll get y'all booked y'all on a jet you let him start the party yo I ain't got no bail money don't say nothing you feel me make that motherfucker jump so I laid down on the thing of my jig and if I was a creep creep nigga that is the right move thank you take a little dick pill let that shit just let that motherfucker you mean let that shit shoot right up taking a dick pill at the spa why not you trying to get your money's worth I'd take a dick pill to go anywhere I'd take a dick pill to go to Starbucks to get a job why not what are you talking about just tall you think I'm buying all these tickets I can't hear him he don't know the size of the Starbucks he said just tall so as tall as the small yeah I understand the Starbucks size is fish you laughing at him cracking on my meat size I gave you benefit of the doubt I tried to help my man out no you alright we'll talk later we'll talk later you can't play with me like that anyway so I lay down on the thing and some big ass E-Honda chick come in there this is a totally different vibe nigga she got the strongest hands in the world she start throwing me all around the room that's what you want she really be the best massager no the fuck they don't yes they do yes they do big ass soft hands we talking about a real massage I ain't say nothing about that shit they feel big and soft to me she's manning let me and I lost weight you know what I'm saying that's what I'm saying I bet you that dick suck crazy though the handy for sure strong handy nah you can't get the strong handy you got them big ass man hands you on balls and dick in one hand you can tell by feel like your own hand and shit you can tell by how she do your butt if she with the shit I thought you don't know nothing about that wait I don't what you say I don't got it what I don't I know you don't what did he say what you heard it right Mona you can tell by how they do your butt how she do his butt how you do the butt you can tell how she do his ass to see what though he gauges if she with the shit the way she massages his ass is how he know if she'll suck a dick or give him a head job or whatever else alright bet let's move on I just wanted to make sure I was comprehending with the hot stones Mona oh hell hell they're not supposed to touch your ass guys what are you talking about yeah I want an ass massage oh shit that's that Philly massage come on I don't know they're allowed to touch your ass I have no idea Mona you're getting a full body massage and you can touch ass yes but you can't touch balls it's bullshit no you can't touch balls I don't get it for dudes it's different too like I mean yeah doing an ass massage ain't nothing grabbing your balls is like sexual on a woman you can't you can touch her ass in a massage no yes I never had my ass massaged in a full body you ain't been on the raft you ain't been on the raft They do that shit right there on the ranch. With the little paint Oh my God Winston In Jamaica Yes That's what they be trying to do Winston Hey that was racist I got a rap story I'll tell you one day I got a rap story though Donovan Yo that's something Yo you a man I'm telling you He ain't racist He still racist He ain't wrong though That nigga on that rap Was named Winston My rap guy was named Ryan Oh man So how do you Ryan If you're watching Oh my God I still think about you sometimes I bet you do I bet I sure do Ryan Pop I let him finger me a little bit Just a little bit That's the realest nigga In show business Just a tip Yeah Literally just a tip Like just a pinky Right finger combo And that's the thing Cause they be They be rubbing me or whatever If you don't say nothing They'll keep going You know what I mean I don't say nothing You don't say nothing Chill chill He getting Chill Chill Chill big Mona Shit moving over there Chill big Mona Check the man out Chill You doing it to him No Stop He get so mad at me How far I'm from I hear you This nigga It's like nigga To be a real nigga And do shit That real niggas do That's why you niggas Be on the internet Typing messages nigga Trying to fuck some shit You ain't gonna never get nigga I'm fucking nigga Me nigga Me nigga And there's gonna be Real niggas for the win Every time nigga You just fantasized By bitches on the internet nigga I'm fucking in real life nigga Who you fucking I'm fucking I'm fucking you The fuck Where we fuck No matter where we fuck I don't fuck I've been with you eight years So I don't fuck before The fuck But where we fuck No matter where we fuck Just think about eight years We've been together And add it up I done fucked you enough To last a lifetime I ain't gotta fuck you every day You ain't gotta fuck every day Well you telling me You act like you wanna fuck But you act like you wanna fuck Every day You telling me Goddamn people like We fuck Like we just fuck It don't matter We just fucked or not We've been fucking for eight years Shit We don't fuck Okay well we don't fuck We don't fuck I done fucked Okay Say that Say that Say that Say that Just think about the memories Yeah you know I forgot You in the shit You in the dead Hey Take it Fuck me nigga We the best You in the shit We the best Hell, just think about the memories. Yeah, nah, don't do it. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. Big Bronx, Big Bronx, what up? Big Bronx vibes, New York, what up? Jersey, what up? Shout out to wherever you might be listening from. Everybody outside right now. It be me getting black boxes every week, yeah. It be me looking like a snack, Bon Appetit, yeah. Whole DMV, what up? It be me, that's kind of money. No money. South Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, what up, what up, what up? Yes, sir. Atlanta, what up? Don't go nowhere. We got a special segment. Just for you. Before I got money, I was in the track kicking dogs, and I'm just being honest. Let's get these niggas up like an omelet, I'm just being honest. Cook them, throw me a 60 if I go to Magic or Honest, I'm just being honest. I keep a stick or a blicky in case it gets sticky, I'm just being honest. In case she know that I'm with it, I'm having this chicken, this chicken, I'm just being honest. I'm with that, who really getting it, be honest. Hey, pops should be giving, be honest. She wear like a pen, I got racks in the back, and these bitches be hooked like punks. I up in my rank, cause I got niggas, right niggas, shh, duffer just on them. I think these niggas forgot where I came from, cause I got matches. Everybody in the Airbus, what up, what up? I think I'm James Bond, bitch, I got torches, this shit look like crayons. Everybody on vacay, what's going on out there? Niggas got sticks, they got gloves. Always for the ladies, always for the ladies. Clubbing and shooting, your partner, then shooting, you're blocking, then shooting at your house. Philly, what up, what up, what up, what up, Philly, what up, what up? I catch her, I cut his tongue out his mouth. I go to the side of the head, they send the jet, and to me, they hear the words come out my mouth. I guess I'm on my way, I'm on my way, I'm on my way. I'm on my way, I'm on my way. Tonight, it's okay to turn your phone off. Tonight, it's okay to take your pain, talk to me. I know, I know, I know, I know who that is. Here it goes. Trust me, girl, you're safe here. Trust me, don't be patient. Touch me, love me, baby. I won't judge you, baby. Baby. Your secret's safe, baby. I won't doubt you. Here it goes. Oh, baby. Yeah, I need to hear this outside tonight. I do. This Bryce's a new record. I need to hear this outside, I do. It's where we at tonight, man. Where we at? What we doing? What we doing tonight? Me and you, Splash Brothers back. Huh? I'll be at my home. Yeah, but what about before you get in the house? Where we at tonight? What's happening before you get home? The Joe Button Podcast. Oh. Gotta do a late night episode. All right, I see what's going on. At work late tonight, hun. All right, let's work, let's eat. News, Joe Button. All right. Baby. Your secret's safe with me. So safe with me. ♪ I won't tell ♪ ♪ Girl, y'all say ♪ ♪ Girl, you're fresh ♪ - Hey, goddamn. ♪ On me, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me ♪ - Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir! ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ ♪ No, Joe Biden ♪ - Let me keep this applause going right quick so they know what time it is. So glad y'all could be here with us today. So glad y'all could be here. - What's that? - Uh, the-- - What? - You're, you're ice and air. - Who, who, who is that? Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who is that? - It's Mark Lamar Hill, puss in it, puss in it, puss in it. - And Mona. - Mona. - Mona, oh girl, please. Oh girl, please, with that face, you're done. You're done now. What episode is this? - 9:25. - Welcome to episode 925. - 925. - 925 of the Joe Biden Podcast. Brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, Pride Spitz, Pride Spitz gang. - Yeah. - We are close enough for me to ask y'all what we should do for the thousandth episode. - Ooh. - 9:25, this shit is moving a little bit. - Boy, it's gotta be live. - Field trip. - Island somewhere. - Field trip. - Live somewhere. - All the above, field trip, live. - Okay, okay, spring bonuses. - Yeah, sure. - Yeah, yeah. - What y'all think, new account? What y'all think? - All of the above sounds good to me. - All of the above. - All of the above. - Gotta be some fly shit. - Mm. - Gotta be fly. - Gotta be fly shit. - All right, what color y'all want the balloons to be? - What color? Red? - I think they should be like-- - I want some red and gold. - It should probably be green to match the blue skies and the sand. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Boom. - Boom. - You know what I mean? It'd be like palm trees, sort of, but balloons. - A little hot air joint over Tanzania or something. - Something like that, yeah. - Audience, as you can see, I got the greatest cast in the world right here. I got the greatest crew in the world right here. You're really gonna enjoy this show. To my right, stop playing with her, man. Big Mona, Philly's finest, from the "Don't Call Her White Girl." - Yo, nigga. - Show, make some noise for Moni. Big Mon in the building. - Class, class. - Moni, you doing good? - Yeah, I guess. - Good, good, we absolutely love that. Next to her, our good brother, Philly's finest, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building. Next to him, come on, man, y'all know what time it is. Mister I'm going straight home after work. Mister Thousand Doors and up. - I believe this is our Potter of the Month. - Busta, you left one? - It is, new Potter of the Month. - Mister Potter of the Month. - It's time to chain 'em. - Time to chain 'em. - Let's make some noise. - Time to chain 'em. Wait, hold up, hold up, don't chain 'em yet, Parks. Don't chain 'em yet, Parks. We gotta check his temperature. - I don't think I can get behind him for us. - We gotta check his temperature. You know he think he cute. All right, nigga. - It's chainin' day, man, you ready? - All right, nigga, you shitted on the chain month one. You said, "Fuck them niggas, fuck them fans," but your performance was so great, that didn't stop the voters, nigga. You can't control what they do when they go in the voting booth. - Obacrissy, man. - Anyway, I put the chain on, made it a hotline. Wore it all month, really excited. Parks won next, made it a hot song. He wore it all month. - This beautiful fuckin' thing. - We worked so hard to build this thing up from when you totally just shitted on it. - Threw the shit on me. - So, we just wanted, just a little bit of fun. You could take it right off, but if you don't mind, can we please just, can we please just, come on, man, can we put the chain on you? - Can we put the chain on you? - Can we put the chain on you, man? - Let's go! - Yeah, man, come on. - Let's go! - Shout it out. - Shout it out, man. - Nah, don't go on a good time, man. - Can I sell it out? - Oh, he's definitely sellin' it out, man. - Nah, you about to put it on him, man. - Nah, you gotta chain him. - I can't get behind him. - Reach around him. - You're gonna reach around him. - Pause! - Somebody gotta chain him. - You good, my brother. - Thank you. - Aw, boo. - Don't give me that bull. - I did the best I could with my face. - He ain't never had a chain, he don't know how to. - Oh, you did it. - Yeah! - There we go, yeah! - Yeah! - Let's go! - This motherfucker, what, you niggas voted for him after you? Mother's crazy. - All right. - All right, let's hear from the person-- - Speech, speech, speech, speech. - Yeah, let's hear from, come on, how you feel, Mark? - I feel great. I feel great. - You thought you had it in the bag. - I thought I ran a competitive race, I thought all of us did, I thought Imani did, I thought, you know, Parks did again, I thought everybody did, but it stood tall, man. I'm proud of him. - I Chris Pauled it for my boy, you know what I mean? I put that ball right where it needs to be. It needed to go, for my boy to turn up. Can't nobody fuck with him when all the vaginas just come in all month. - This shit rigged! - When his vagina's coming in all month, y'all couldn't fuck with my nigga? - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - Stop it, man. - Definitely just have to pick and run out. - Look at my boy. - This shit is rigged, bro. - Yo, you got a problem, yo. - It's set up. It's bullshit. - Yo, your man, your man is mental, bro. - It's time for you to accept this speech now. You can't do it. - You gotta tell me what's up. - You can't do the January one, which was suck my dick. - You gotta do it, you gotta do it, you gotta do it. - Uh, thank you. - Hey, hey, hey. - And that's what the fuck y'all get. - That's a lot, my nigga. - And that's what y'all get for picking that nigga. - Voters, I hope you heard that. - That's what they get. - Yo, that's what you doin' to me, though? - Bro, thank you is crazy. Talk to the people. You gon' sell out, sell out. - Yeah, you gotta sell all the way out. - Yeah, like, you gotta believe I love that y'all love me. I'm so glad y'all like me. Tell 'em. - If that was true, I would say that. - Oh. - That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Thank you. - Basically, fuck y'all, you don't like me or not. - To my right. - Fuck you. - Mister, take it further, himself. - Oh, at least thank me too, nigga. - Yes, you helped. - What I'm thanking you for? - Anything. - It's real. Shit's real. - Anything you feel like it. - I don't care. - Fuck outta here. - Fuck outta here. - This nigga won't, God. - Yo, this nigga crazy. - Next to Ish, our potter of the month. - Tough-ass nigga. - Big Freeze in the building. - Yo, yo. - Next to Freeze, former potter of the month. - Hey man, it was a good run. - Whole swag look different now, chainless. - Feels, that shit is heavy. - Without the chain. - Feels more comfortable without the chain, I would say. - Yeah, but you lost some sauce. - That's all right. - Yeah. - I'm okay with that. - He was runnin' around too swagged out. - Real shit. - He was playin' with it. - At first, he was buggin'. - He was buggin'. - He was. - Yeah, that's why she popped it on him, Cheyenne. - Yeah, he was buggin' in here. - Yo. - That was the privilege. - Yeah. - The privilege was shinin'. - Yo, the streets got a bag for you. - I watched it. - I watched it. - I watched it. - I don't know, I didn't, yeah, it popped up in our group chat, I don't know how, but I saw it. - Yeah, someone put it in there. - I saw it and I was like-- - Some doctor. - Before it got-- - You know black people don't play about white men? - Before it got to the group chat, at least 27 women sent that to me. Seriously. - People were mad at us. - No, that's true. - They hot, I ain't jokin'. - I just think, let me, let me-- - You know how many times I got that shit. - They hot. - Seven zillion times. Like yo. - You know I love that. - I love that. I love that for the guy, man cave that this is, 'cause that is what it is. I love that when women hear it, over there in the guy cave, hey, what they sayin'? Oh no, we gotta go over there. No, no, no, we gotta go over there. We know that the dudes is rockin', but they can't rock that much. I love that. - Yo dawg, a lot of women will be like yo, I don't even like when y'all have women guests. - Yeah. - They be like yo dawg, I wanna hear all dudes talk about dude shit, and I just wanna hear it comin' from dudes. - Yeah. - Nah, they tearin' up. Nah, they smoking. - They goin' after everything. What she said, her background. - All of it. - The license shit. They goin' crazy. - They goin' crazy. - But the worst is when a super educated, respectful black woman is doin' it. - Yes. - 'Cause she gonna, she gonna, yo my dawg. We gonna play that at some point? - No. - Mark, you put it in the group chat, so. - She's a friend of, she's a friend of the group chat. - I could play it as long. - No, no, we don't need to play it right now. Let's not start with that. - Yeah. - No, we love Cheyenne. - Yeah. - We love Cheyenne. That's where it gets tricky too. - You can't play that and say I love you. - Yeah, we can't play it. - Yes, you can. - I mean, we could play it. I wouldn't, but we could. - You cannot do that. - On the Joe Budden show, you can. - Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, listen to it, look. - Yeah, I don't know what the fuck you talkin' about. But we'll think about it. - Empathy one and two. - You might, you might have a point. - I never wanna agree with Corey, so I'm gonna revisit this and we'll see later on. - 'Cause then somebody asked me, a very important black leader hit me up this morning and said, could you have that person on the show here to discuss that video? And I was like, I said, I'm not a booker. I don't have no power. I said, but I can't imagine they would bring on somebody to refute a guest who just came on. I said, that wouldn't be cool. - Yeah, not just that, that's the homie. - That's what I'm saying. Like, to have somebody come on and be like, I don't follow the same homie rule as y'all. This is why I don't have a lot of homies. - That's not the first time, though, people bring up her having an honorary doctorate. People say that all the time. - But her, she doesn't have one. - It's loud, though. It's loud right now. - She has an, to clarify, just for everyone out there, Dr. Cheyenne Bryant has an earned degree. Some people have honorary degrees. And she may have one, she does have an honorary degree, but it's not the only degree she has. She has an earned-- - I said doctorate. - Yeah, I'm saying it. She has an honorary doctorate. She also has an earned doctorate from Argosy University, A-R-G-O-S-Y. Now, some people might point to the-- - You said Igor University, what did you say? - Argosy, I don't know how to pronounce it. - I'm letting it go. - I think that's right. - Yeah, Argosy, I had never heard of it, but it was a legitimate university, and even though they're not open anymore. - They're not open anymore, and-- - Mark, come on, don't start all this stuttering shit. What y'all talking about? - He's being shady, man, that's it. - Nobody else is. - Oh, that's what he's doing. - Yeah. - I'm not stuttering. I'm pausing. - Oh, you being a jerk. - No, I'm not. - No. - So what are you saying? - You kill the bit when you do it like that. - Mark, she went ICDC? - No, she went to a, the school's not open anymore, yes. That's true. But the particular degree she has in clinical psychology is respected and is still honored all around the country. So that's what I'm saying, in all seriousness, she has a legitimate degree that is respected and is eligible for licensure. So that's that, let's put a period there. Again, disagree with the sister, but she's legit. She's legit, and we love you. Ish? - Yes. - You wanna say anything? - This is usually where part of the month picks up the next. - Nah, nah, nah, no it's not. - You say you wanna say something like heavy? - I'm changing the subject. I'm moving to something else. - Oh, no. - You wanna close it out? - He closed it out. He did a great job. - It's closed, it's closed. - All right. - That's a pro right there. - These assholes. I'm up here. - Let's go, Knicks. Echo to CrossFit. They took over Atlanta as the Hawks walked off the court for the final time this season, suffering an embarrassing historic loss. 51 points to the New York Knicks in '86. They trailed by 61 at one point, a playoff record. They trailed by 47 at halftime, also a playoff record. You take all the numbers and stats, and it's a disappointing finish to what was a great ending of a Hawks season. - At no point in time at all this season would we have that, but we were tonight. - Didn't anticipate that one. - I have to go back and watch that one. That was brutal. - It's hard because-- - Yeah, go back and watch. - This is in the front of your mind right now. You know, this is what you're living with, and you know, as we all go away and, you know, come back together to kind of find closure. - The Hawks struggled in the final three games of the series. In fact, they were outscored by 103 points in the final 13 quarters, an indictment of how dominant New York was in the second half of the second half of the season. - That's right. - They were outscored. - They were outscored in the second half of the season. - Just dead birds all around, everywhere you could look. - They said that we were in State Farm. It's just a farm in a state. State Farm. - All right, good. - We know, we know. Listen man The Knicks went to Atlanta Had some Magic City wings Hit up some of their good Atlanta friends Just to say hey I'm in town But won't be here for long Knicks went over there Just finished their food man Quick work Light work Wasn't even a game Wasn't even a game Nothing that CJ could do Kaminga Dominique didn't walk through that door Stacey Ogwin Spudway Kevin Musk None of them niggas was coming through the door So many people had so many things To say Draymond Green Draymond Everybody was talking that old Atlanta Hawks Yeah Atlanta Hawks Going all up Thanks Who wins? Lou Will You want to hot take us again? I like it sick I like it sick Lou Will Chandler Parsons Do it ATL Yeah there you go ATL Nigga threw up the A I like it Listen I like Shut up nigga What are you supposed to say? Listen to Chandler Parsons They dabbing each other I like him They're a player just as good as anybody I get it This is a team like Unless This is just 24 hours Shut the fuck up nigga Fuck off Fuck is you talking about man The Knicks went down to Atlanta And stomped An absolute Mud hole In them niggas They did I started watching the game We got off to a 10-15 point lead But I booked a stretch appointment So I had to go and get stretched And some way Massage and stretching Somewhere in the middle Must be nice And I think you're getting stretched every week What'd they stretch? Yeah getting stretched Sounds like getting fucked No I mean like Oh my god Sorry Yo that shit sounded crazy But like getting fucked Like getting Like taking over Yo Mona what's up with you? Are you alright? That little shit damp right now I just wanted to I was in a mood For a Dr. Pepper Yo I'm a little uptight That shit is Dr. Pepper Fuck off all of you Somewhere halfway through My stretch appointment I reached down to my phone But I was feeling good Because of how I left the game Like they look great OG hitting shit Nothing to worry about And the phone said 74 to 19 Jesus I wiped my eyes like this That's a typo Cause you know The Zetbound be making My vision blurry now So I did like this That shit really said 74 to 19 With time left It was time left I was in an Uber Holy shit I was mad as hell In the fucking man cave Watching the game Like alright I guess Fuck I'm gonna do now All my shit didn't hit All my shit didn't hit Yeah if you put any money On anybody I don't plan to use I picked safe bets Unless you took the under And it ain't hit And that shit was Congratulations to the Knicks I mean we not gonna Make a big to do about this We did what we were Supposed to do That's true We did what we were Supposed to do Nothing really to celebrate Feels good to have The weekend off Here we go Feels good to not be Playing a game Saturday at 6pm Fighting for your Fucking life Y'all wanted me to These are Celtics Y'all wanted me to Worry about Woah woah woah Let's not just start Talking about Celtics Work No guarantee It's a game 7 for a reason These the Celtics And the Sixers And the pissed ons No That y'all wanted me To worry about I'll mute that Let me let Mark get his bag Don't ignore the Philadelphia Hey congratulations to the Knicks Atlanta Shit happens This is the Sixers broadcast now Half the cast here The majority of the cast here Is Sixers fans That's right That's a fact The Philadelphia 1776ers Have done something Very special This Playoff season Extended a series People I told you at the beginning They were going to make this A tough series for Boston People laughed People clowned You were right And I said if we were healthy And B didn't even play The first few games And we still Made it competitive That first game back I was a little nervous About how we looked with him In the mix But he got it going He erased that Quickly Real quick As soon as I got home And said whatever I said On the Patreon And B came back Fucked it all up He killed the first game Yeah But he was just Out of rhythm with the team He scored the first 12 points Nobody else was in the flow Last night That night That nigga was Behind the back pass Assist Fucking middie He was bugging And now we in a game 7 Game 7 You know he bugging He started having Kelly Ubrick look like Something What's my man name? Kelly Osborne Alright you gonna know His name next series If we make it He be getting torched By the next No he do He be getting torched He too tall To be getting torched But once he start looking good He tough He streaky When he's hot He's hot though And Vijay Edgecombe Hasn't shown up as much As I would like to see him In game You know after that Big The one big game he had Paul George was looking like Oh Paul Paul George Paul George probably The most rested nigga On the court Vintage Paul George Yeah He looking rested In shape Playoff shape Maxie's playing great And B looks great You know the bench Is doing great Kyle Lowry on the bench Giving good advice Mute up nigga He over there Being the vet Calming Maxie down That's right We don't need to Tell you what you want That's what you want God damn it Shout out to Kyle Lowry It's gonna be a great Game 7 no matter what The game is tonight Do you like y'all's chances? Yes I like our chances In game 7 Yeah Hell yeah I like our chances Do you pull it out? Paul Yes I'm never going to say That my sixes Are gonna lose publicly So I'll just drink this coffee Yes I hope we win But I mean if I was betting money It's hard It's hard to win Three games in Boston And they've already won Two in Boston And then game 7 on the road We've seen this movie before I'm not gonna lie to you I really hope That y'all lose I know You're a fucking hater And I really hope we win Why? It's not Y'all don't match up With them Well First of all We're gonna beat Whoever they put in front of us That's my position However I'd much rather The Boston matchup Than Philly Oh there's one more piece I was just telling Barks outside Joel and B Gonna injure One to three Knicks For sure Like purposely Every time Two Tyrese Maxey Is a matchup Problem for us As is BJ And if Paul George Is doing all that It's just Philly seemed like More of a headache Yeah Boston And all them Little shooting White boys Like we black That's when the Melanin kick in Richard get busy That's the only thing With Boston Boston legitimately Got two superstars That are hard to guard Well one and a half Right now That's the thing Yeah cause Tatum's hurt Yeah Tatum Tatum is not looking I mean he left the game With a left calf injury We don't know how bad it is If he is Slowed down The Sixers do win game seven By the way I'm I agree with that Celtics might play better Without him Yeah I was about to say Yo they played the whole season Without him Yeah I just don't like Boston's decision making Same Like them niggas be out there Playing street ball They have no real Offensive continuity It's just yo If you got the ball And you can take them Take them If you You take them Take them It don't They don't swing the ball They don't do none of that It's all penetrating kick Antoine In the playoffs On the pond You can only talk about Your team My team is still In the playoffs Where's that though Los Angeles No I'm saying Where's the series 3-2 3-2 3-2 By the time Yeah by the time this airs We will have a Resolution to that game What you saying Nothing I'm not a Laker hater Nigga I'm not a Laker hater No you said With sarcasm No I'm not a Laker hater You doing too much Philly Let him wrap Wrap up with your Sixers Sixers Again if Tatum Is slowed down I like the Sixers In this series And then I like I like us against the Knicks We'll make a little bet We always do Don't put the card Before the horse I said if I don't ever count chickens Before they hatch Don't put the card Before the horse But real quick I know we don't want to Talk too much sports up front We definitely don't We lose them all In about a second Oh my god I almost went to fuck You know honestly And they don't even know This misogynist Yo Yo Yo Dick Coochie ass You woke up First of all Go Sixers Thank you Thank you Minnesota Denver The only thing Dick Coochie ass He be letting y'all know What's up with him All the time He text Tatum At first And then he said It in the mic What Psych Okay Go ahead I feel like I have to Do that Okay Everybody see Denver went home Denver went home At what point I'm just saying Oh please Denver don't get no air time In the first 30 minutes Fuck the biggest I'm saying But at what point Do people start looking At Jokic funny The stats show He's never been The team that won Over 50 games In the playoffs I'm just saying That's a real stat Is this a legacy question I'm just asking the question Fuck no Wait you down with me On the Joker hate I can't tell Where you stand on this I love Joker Oh alright Then I'm honest Joe Okay Yeah Yeah I fucking love Joker Yes I love Joker But at some point You gotta look at the facts Are what they are And I just feel like There's some other players Who if they had that exact same Outcome in the playoffs We'd be talking about legacy And all this other shit That's all I'm saying One series Let's argue about Let's argue about Joker Later In hour three But I'm down with I'm not the biggest Joker fan Me neither He is what he is Homeboy stepped his business He's a step machine Tried to throw that Throw that nigga on the floor Yeah nigga Your brothers ain't here Oh yeah Yeah yeah And I think they was The brothers Brothers be there Oh they definitely With the black Members only jackets Looking like Motherfucking mafia Looking like Bam Bam Bigelow On steroids Yes indeed Those niggas is big Alright Mona we back No more sports Back to fun shit Let's talk about Fucking stealing cars And shit Come on Let's just get you back In the game What do y'all want to start with What do y'all want to start with Want to do versus Yeah The versus announcement Alright Yo They announced French Montana Versus Rick Ross That's stupid Yeah that was my That was my first thought Honestly Me too I thought I love French And he's got a lot of records So it's not gonna be No easy out But it's It's a weird matchup It's a weird matchup bro It could've been So much more competition For Rick Hold up He calling people I'm calling Wale Oh shit We gotta We We have to be the ones To do it Tell him I said If not We gonna be stuck Talking about French and Ross Come on Wale Niggas don't answer For Joe Button Nah Not on Fridays and Tuesdays I'm sorry God damn it He gonna call back Yo text Wale He'll call back At like 7pm Text Wale He gonna call you Yo we We not answering His call Do y'all know Listen Fuck this Ross and French shit For a second We could Do y'all know That it has to be us To put the battery In somebody's back To get Meek vs Wale Yeah Yeah It does When y'all sent Fucking French vs Ross To the group chat I just hung up With Swiss For three hours Trying to get We gotta do it That's the one You be on the phone With Swiss Beats No That's the thing That's the thing Yesterday he was So when you get When you on the phone You ain't get able to It's serious business Yeah real shit Some of you niggas Are behind the scenes What's that commission check What's going on Oh I don't get paid It's for the love It's for the love Of the culture Some of these niggas Are behind the scenes Being afraid And they robbing The culture They robbing the fans So we can't get The bounce And the matches Who's afraid Who's afraid Parks wanted to say Who's niggas Who's niggas Who's scared That's just what I'm hearing The niggas are scared Behind the scenes I'm not saying That that's Either Wale Or Meek Not DC's own I'm not saying About either one of them Not PG's own Not at all Wale ain't scared Of nothing I don't think Meek Is scared of nothing But this the thing though Right People It's probably been That probably happened So many times Cause people make up Different reasons Why they don't want to do it And really just be scared Sometimes Fear misrepresents Stuff like that But both of them Have so many records I don't think either Would be scary Enough of that Enough of that Okay Enough of so many records We getting into The psyche of these men There's tension They pussy Wale has to do this And win Just because Meek Think he fucking The fucking thing he is Nigga Meek Meek think he fucking Apollo Creed Or somebody If Wale step in there Meek gonna feel like Nah nigga We gotta nix that We can't have Meek Feeling like that I thought they didn't Like each other I don't know Oh nigga Wale Yo when I call I'ma call you all week Answer my shit man We ain't gonna have Meek feeling like that Why do you think Meek feel like that I think Meek feel like that I'm saying why do you think He feels like that He got a lot of big records I just wonder why You think he feel that way I think his attitude I think his attitude And how the MMG shit Went and how he was Carrying it And I think how he Maybe looked at Wale In that Yeah I think they look At Wale like the Poetry nigga Oh yeah I think they look at him A certain type of way And I need to see it I need to see it Alright but come on Back to fucking Ross and fucking French Ross and French Ross and French Look what we get now Friends Yeah Friends I don't wanna see that Man of one is a girl I don't wanna see No fucking friends yo These niggas love each other They got a song out now They got a bunch of They got a bunch of songs This is about to be A joint concert They about to battle each other With each other's vocals On all the records That they play Yeah This is free promo That's what it feel like This is a money grab For free promo This ain't no verses This is a verses Cause Wale Ain't getting some When y'all put that on And this is when When is this May what Next week Next Thursday Single to Mayo No The 7th Oh the 7th Alright I'm about to say 7th of May Thanks for the translation You think I care 7th of Spanish That's what you take Who y'all got with it man Nobody I got Ross Rick Ross Ross And I don't think It's gonna be close This ain't This is I don't have This is a match up This is not a match up This ain't The fans win It's one of those Those who love Both they music Go there Get turnt up That's who's gonna win They gonna be up there Hugging and dabbing You think NBA come on No No But I do think that French has a lot Of features He got a lot of slaps Listen when he When he did the verses With Tory A lot of people say That French put belt to ass Because of all the Feature verses That's where he gonna get them at You think he beat Ross No I'm just saying That's where he's gonna get them at Like French feature bag Is crazy Is deep A lot of people don't realize it That's where he That's where his advantage is Even his records He's got his own records They're not all just features That he killed But he's got a lot Like remixes and shit Like that that he killed For sure Unforgettable is his record You know what I'm saying I mean It is It is Technically By force It's a big record Need that Get it how you get it That's a big record It's a huge record It's a big record Diamond Say what you want That's a huge record It's my diamond record I just like Ross When he in his asshole bag Like when him and 2 Chainz Was doing it And he was getting The massages And the shippers The shirt off The shirt off The fucking Whatever The belly of Rosé I mean he's still Going to do all of that He's going to talk his shit He'll be up there On his big money shit It's Rick Ross It's Ross That's why I think He wins the first But it's different When he's being spicy though It's not the same Rick Ross gets spicy Like Rick Ross Can talk shit With the best of them Rick Ross not somebody That's why Rick Ross At 50 was like Cool to see Because he going to pop it He's not going to ignore Oh yeah he's not going To do that to Frank That's what I mean I'm not trying to He's not going to get It's just corny It's just corny I think Ross is going To be more entertaining I think French is going To play a bunch Of great records Ross is going to play A bunch of great records I think whatever happens Live is going to go To Ross' advantage And I think he's going To win it And I think it's going To be clear that he won it But French is going To look great It's going to be a lot Of hugging They're going to do A bunch of shit together Ross can't play No Drake records right That's the question He probably won't He probably will He'll play him And talk shit about him At the same time Yeah he probably Would do it And talk shit This is with the white boy That's all you do And I don't need him You don't need But you would like to use him It's nice to have I said my words I used my words For a reason He don't need them He don't need them For the French joint He does not need Those records No he don't It's fucking French My dear You taking the Joints off now I know we want A hero That's one of the best Duos in hip hop history I'm not saying that One of them two That's one of the best That is a fact That is a fact I'm talking about If this were a versus And it's my catalog Versus yours Ross can beat French Without Drake records That's what I'm saying You don't need them Alright but what if French going like In basketball terms Like a 7-0 run I got a bag I still got a bag Over here Still got a bag I don't need them Drake records Nah I'm giving you A Drake record Sorry nigga I don't care if we beefing You're getting this Fucking Aston Martin Whatever song that is Alright now it's gonna Turn into the Drake Now French give you A Drake record Oh no French Gonna give you Some Drake records I ain't beefing With that nigga Now it's a Drake set Oh you're gonna Lose that one He ain't got that many Drake records He got a few He ain't got as many As Ross Again I don't think This ain't the Drake I don't think Ross plays I don't think Ross plays I don't think he does And talk shit I definitely don't think He plays those records To me that's What am I doing When this versus is on It's a Thursday It's Thursday We're watching it Alright I'm gonna watch it I'm not watching it I'm gonna watch it What do you want me to do It's the night before the show We gotta watch it I'm gonna watch it I'm watching it Till that album drop I gotta check Oh facts I gotta check The playoff schedule To know if I'm watching this You can watch it Dog if there's If there's a Nick game on No I'm not Sorry But it might be I'll just catch it later It might be in Philly So you don't have to like Go I'll watch the Nick game And put the Battle on on the speakers Whatever I'll check it out I'm not excited About it Yeah It's not my favorite Yeah it's not And I love both artists Is this where I'm not ordering pizza and wings Facts Who would we have liked to see Meek and Wale Meek and Wale I'm saying versus Ross Is there anybody else You could No I didn't know I didn't even ask for Ross again They gave me Ross and 2 Chainz I'm with school One Ross Is this where versus is headed Where it's gonna be just more Like promo battles As opposed to like What it was at the initial But is it promo No It's not promo Yeah It just depends on What people they get What I'm saying right now What I mean is like Ross and Montana Are friends They're close Like you said It's gonna be It's like a money grab They promote I want an adversarial We just had Tank and Tyrese We just had cash money And no limit I agree I'm asking Are we running out of those Or are we about to move In a different direction Nah They just brought This is the third one That they brought back Okay That's good We're early on We're early Whoever else they talking to Switzer That Tank and Tyrese Shit did Crazy I can imagine Of course That's what's up But And then not just that The controversy to follow Yeah I'm sure The impressions Joe Biden podcast Helping that That turtleneck But Nigga released a song I think a lot of shit Comes down to the money too Cause now It's not about The culture We was in COVID People was damn They're doing the shit You know what I mean Yeah For nothing Now it's like Yo my nigga This is a production With that bag looking like It's been a production For a minute No it's fire But I'm just saying People were more inclined During COVID To just do the shit Off the strength And that That was kind of my point When we brought up Meek and Wale before I'm like Well one's getting ready To go on tour I don't have to do This versus for this bag The ones who French nor Ross Is hitting the road Anytime soon On a tour So for them Great Free money We'll take this show Free money Catalog Increase whatever Whatever But for those who are Actually got tours Coming up I don't I'm not Chris Brown And Usher Everybody been wanting To see it But hey We're popular enough That if we do this Ourselves Right We can tour this Versus I think that's very Misleading Everybody ain't Chris Brown And Usher I'm not saying That's not what I'm saying I'm talking about The bag that I get From Versus Whereas if I have Enough Where I can go And hit the road And do a tour 30 cities or whatever I might not need To do the Versus I feel like it would Bring more visibility Yeah I think There's other ways That you win By doing Versus Even if I think Versus Is beneficial Even if For the artists That sell now Because even Tyrese And Tank Pardon me Are on tour Maybe not for Chris And Usher Because they're about To do a CD I'm not counting I'm not counting No doubt But for Wale Or someone that's Going out And doing a run You're going to Bring more people To your show Most likely If you have a good Showing at the Versus Too Because if you go To the Versus And you lay an egg That shit could Affect your tour But if I'm going On tour I'm about to Step it up At this Versus If Wale get up There and manhandle Meek Then It changes It addresses His biggest enemy Which is False perception It changes Perception forever But I'm going To leave that alone People go back To the album Or that he just Put out that's great It would be Beneficial Yeah I can't stop Listening to that We on you Boy That shit is Meek I'm riding It's going to be A good battle I'm putting my money On me We'll see We just fucking Freestyling right now What else What else What else Versus We did There's more music What else Happened to music You didn't hear That Chris Brown Leon Thomas I did Thoughts That's all I went to While he looked Like I saw the record Was dropping Album drops Next week Put a single out Falling And I waited For that And it delivered Oh now They never said Our break Would be like this Yeah Without Without a smile On my knees And my heart's On the ground Heart's on The ground I'd wait a long Time Across That rose Melinda For you girl I've been going Through the fire Almost lost My soul I knew I knew I knew Somehow girl You made me whole You made me whole I know for a fact That I'd slept Fell Ain't doing too well Trying to plant My feet On the floor You leave me Falling Falling Falling Somehow girl You wake me up Falling Baby we ain't Been making love I just need A taste of your love I can't believe How I'm falling First thoughts First thoughts First thoughts This is great This nigga don't miss Love it I gotta let Leon eat Of course I gotta let Leon eat For a little bit Shout out to Chris Shout out to Leon Thomas I'm still falling for you baby You never know what to do baby You know I got for you baby Fell in love when you left me Didn't even know you had me Fixed the damage At the past year Pumped it up I never had you I got you God damn Tank on the background vocals Of course Natural Natural I love the I love a 3-4 bop The time Yeah Whatever 1-2-3 1-2-3 That's mostly 1-2-3 That shit dope You play drums That shit sound good 3 beats to a measure Quarter note gets the beat Yeah Alright I love that vibe It's actually my favorite Pattern I wish people used it more Anyway It sounds great I love this song I just don't know If I love it Right now I don't like it It's like the fourth single Or something ain't it Yeah Fourth I think so Holy Blond 4 It depends It depends Obvious And now this Yeah So It's time to give some Some depth You know what I mean Show it's not just The pop Poppier records It's fourth single vibe And who better to get Than Leon When that's the other thing That's bothering me It's It definitely sounds like A Leon Thomas record For sure Yeah I don't know You don't fuck with it? I love it No I love it It's a vintage Vintage vibe I love it That's what I like Yeah yeah yeah That's what I like The nostalgia It got that old bluesy sound Yeah yeah yeah That nostalgic shit Sometimes it can be Right song Wrong artist It can Or right artist And wrong song I'm not saying that here Yeah But this coming from Chris Just kind of threw me forward I would love to hear Chris in this mature bag A little bit more Oh yeah It's track five on the album Hey and I'm shutting up We getting 27 tracks On the album And you're giving me The classic R&B pose Yeah yeah That got That has me excited I like the song I like the song I like the fact that It's four minutes long I like the progression in it I love the arrangement It's different Yeah It's different And I think Chris probably Needed to show people That he could do different Yeah People were accusing him Of making the same song Or whatever They wasn't listening Yeah Cause every time That conversation come up Oh he makes the same record I just ask him Alright We'll just take Whatever album Had just dropped Tell me the songs But that's the problem People don't really be Listening to the album They just be knowing The radio songs That's why I said If you're not familiar I get it You don't know What you're talking about I'm so glad That this Chris album Is coming And then the Drake album Is coming Boy I also bought A whole nother Kehlani album This week Yeah I bought it Wait what was it? The uncut edition Uncut Kehlani What is it? Kehlani album Uncut What's that mean? So it has Let me see how many Extra songs on there Oh it's just extra songs Well it's demos There's an unfolded version Of I Need You Okay Then it has the demo To Sweet Nothin I Need You Still Lights On Cruise Control Acapella I Need You Acapella Ooh Acapella Unlearn Acapella And Still Acapella Okay I'm probably not Going to get that Because I still love Just the regular album Same Maybe I'll add the songs That are songs I don't need the acapellas Though particularly But Salute This is the unfolded version Of I Need You Which is one of my favorite songs On Kehlani's project They also put the demo Of I Need You That's without Brandy With Kehlani on the second verse I'm wrapped up in my shoes It's been on my pillowcase It's going to be one all night No hands around my waist I want what I can have And that's you every day You get the point That's dope Currency Wiz and Harry Fraud Dropped the tape Roofless Records for Drop Tops This too Which was really great If you're into that vibe Isaiah Rashad dropped I don't know if anybody else listened Yeah I saw it drop I didn't get to listen to it He's got some shit on here I didn't see that he dropped I wanted to check it out He's got some shit on He does so much different shit vocally That it's kind of like A lot to digest Pause if necessary This record right here Cameras with Dominic Fike This is tough This is a lot of shit to do with a record label like this one I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this one or not You get the point That's not like Vintage Dream Yeah Fuck with that too Yeah me too Shit felt good It was interesting because Is he working on a new album Or something Sounds like it Yeah Nah cause I see he's out They love hate too The festival that Pusha T does every year Cousins In VA They got the dream on there And it was like A special set by the dream I'm like You don't usually perform You don't see them One of them Enigma types Yeah That's all I got In new music you guys It was a quiet week A relatively quiet week Everybody staying out the way I see the club jumping right now Yeah right Everything felt good But I'm you know All the big hitters Are going to come out In the next two weeks Next week Yeah Everybody wants to Stand out the way All of them Drake and Chris Drake and Chris Brown Come out in the next two weeks Ain't nobody doing shit Right now And the Give Me All Deluxe Is May 15th too Oh really From the album from last week Yeah Okay Yeah Yeah I'm excited about that Alright it's time for My favorite part of the show Prize Picks Alright The regular season Is wrapped up And the NBA playoffs Are finally here Go Knicks by the way And there's no better way To cash in on the High flying hoops action Than Prize Picks A preferred partner Of the NBA Every bucket Every dime And every win Means more when you're Playing on Prize Picks So don't pass up Your next shot to win With Prize Picks And get $50 Instantly in lineups When you play Your first $5 Also you can pick Live squares During the NBA playoffs And you could win A trip for two To the NBA finals To enter Just make a $5 Lineup with at least One live NBA player pick During any part Of the 2026 NBA playoffs Live player picks Are picks made After a game Is already in progress So check out Prize Picks social pages For more info on that Prize Picks is really easy And simple to play All you have to do Is select two or more players Look at their projected Stat line And pick more Or less For your chance To win big Alright I'm gonna give you Ish Picks Even though he Hadn't hit in months He ain't hit in ages But if y'all Want like a loser ticket Here we go Here we go Ish is going with Paul George For more than Fifteen and a half points If the Sixers Got a chance That should be a good one Pritchard For more than Four and a half Field goals made That sounds like A good one Yeah that should be good Joel Embiid For more than Six defensive rebounds That should be a good one Yeah that's That's what I'm scared of Nah you can do that Maybe he hadn't Missed on the loss Me miss Queda Queda The center for the Blacks Center on the Celtics For more than Five defensive rebounds And Baylor Shearman I think that's Big shot Bob Baylor Shearman That's the big white boy With the mullet Oh yeah For more than Five and a half points Rebounds And assists Don't forget Download Price Picks Write this very second And use promo code J B P To get fifty dollars Instantly when you play Your first five dollar Lineup Only on Price Picks The official partner Of the NBA I want y'all to get Some hockey in here For the next round too If the Flyers are In the next round I think they're gonna be Very profitable for y'all Alright that's peace You just Philly down huh? Yeah man Yeah man look As long as we winning I'm riding I know that's right Sorry for you Mona when you smoke Like do you wrap Your shirt around the blunt? The last time The last time he tried This shit right? I'm just asking I don't You're not supposed to like Share certain stuff About your boss Crack em y'all Crack em Crack em y'all Crack em y'all I talked to him last time I was like nigga what? Nigga don't play with me Like that boy You feel me? Cause he sat down like Oh you smell like Shit and crack mix Crack mixed This bitch is so poor She smokes crack And blacks And wax I'm like cut that out Motherfucker So he couldn't wait To get this whole I stink off You know? Them niggas go out there And smoke blunts They smell funny I don't say nothing You know what I mean? Well I think you smell great Take that Take that How's that for some support? Come on Do y'all want to Be racially profiled? You know what? I ain't better at it It's like my favorite game Let's do it Ish come on You know you are You know you are Racially profiled You ought to watch that profile Okay well I mean Well this story starts with you It does No it started with me What happened? So last night I'm scrambling to get back To the JVP Which I you know Love so much Sure So I was in D.C. We don't record on Thursday This nigga just Fucks my story up See? So I'm in D.C. I booked a flight I booked the wrong flight But that's neither here nor there I call an Uber Hey slow down No let's not Let's not pass that Yo please slow down When can we jump in? Think of the goat yo Yo I booked the wrong flight Where did you book a flight to? I booked a flight From D.C. to Newark Okay Mistakenly I booked a flight From Newark to D.C. So I get to the airport Like an hour and a half early I booked a 935 flight There is no 935 flight That was from Newark to Dulles I'm scrambling Do these lines be working? What are you talking about? When you go home Bro I just had to get on An hour later flight I know But So anyway Anyhoo I call an Uber The Uber I call an Uber early Like 8, 8, 15 So I could be at the airport early Right? Boom Dude pulls up Red flag number one The nigga had a big ass dent And he was like In the side of his White minivan I don't wanna be That guy Right? Cool Yourself I get in I look He got Stove God playing My man Shit is loud as fuck Shout out to Stove God Shout out to Stove God I know the whole album now Right? He was the boom bap Cabbie Sounds like a great cabbie So look Minus the dent I get in The Knicks game is on I'm like Oh shit they down by 50 So he's like Word damn that's crazy Nah nah nah We talk for like two minutes I think because I had a dialogue with him He thought that I was okay To just blast his music at 90 Cool Young black dude get in Alright we driving We going to Dulles Which is kind of far It's like 45 minutes You don't hit the preferences on Uber? No I didn't even know you could do that You can't racial preference No blacks They have a noise preference I did not know that Tomato tomato No blacks No blacks This nigga funny as shit bro This nigga a real comedian I promise you fam This nigga was going 90 in the school zone In the fucking minivan Trying to get you to the airport on time He's wilding He calls his son He talking to his son about a pit bull I'm going to fuck that dog up when I get home Yo did you eat? You want me to bring you something? What you want? Popeye's KFC what? Oh my god The nigga's son says I want orange chicken He like yo my nigga You being bougie? I don't need to hear your kids Dinner preferences my nigga At 8.30 at night time Yo we driving He's doing Literally like 80 That sounds a little more like a lift I'm going to keep it Yeah It's getting lift I don't even got lift But he's doing like 80 He missed the exit Twice The third time he go to miss the exit The nigga's in the far left lane That does the Yo dog He sounds pretty effective That's the Jersey slide That's what you call it? You trying to get there on time or what? I'm going to slid to New Jersey Out the door of the fucking car Nigga's just complaining He's like yo I'm sorry sir I'm sorry I missed the exit GPS says you'll be there in 15 minutes He called you sir? Yeah Nigga I'm tight in the back What you I'm trying to get a nap This nigga got stove guy playing I sleep through that But I can't sleep through the swerving Yo we get to the airport He's like sir again I apologize so much Blah blah blah blah I just get out yo Dog I come here And I tell my friends About the story And they get into They racial bag I didn't even get the Correlation You gave a lot of clues Stove guy Were we supposed to think He wasn't black? They asked me What was he And I said black No they meant like What shade of black They knew he was black dog Nigga's new Yo Y'all don't take black Uber jobs? Fuck no I ain't going to hold you Speak nigga It's your pod Yo I didn't say I said I said to you I'm not going to say nothing Because Because it's racist What I have to say is racist But he all So y'all see black faces Like your own And say Nothing driving They got my It depends on what they name it It depends Cancel Cancel Well first If Corey's from the side said Cancel I feel like Uber's Is when you can profile I feel like I said that They do it to us Remember that day We was leaving Park's crib And the nigga pulled We was catching the Uber back Oh he dubbed us Soon as he saw us What happened? He pulled off Yeah it's true Damn Bro first of all When Uber and all that Just came out Because I don't think Uber and Lyft Is that much of a difference So y'all saying that Uber's better than Lyft A lot of times Lyft is a croquis When that Lyft is cheaper I use Lyft a lot though Lyft is cheaper You gotta do the Nicer car That's what it That's what it really is It's the nicer car And that's what I was Going to ask y'all Do y'all pick the nicer car Because You gotta pick XL at least When those Apps first came out I remember trying to Drive from places And I had like Okay They weren't like hooptie-hoopties and they wouldn't accept it. Now niggas pull up with dents They wouldn't clear you If you had a dent They still don't This is what it is They might not know He got a dent Or he lied about Which car he transferred They do two things They either lie about the car Or they put that it's a bike So if you ever see somebody Delivering some shit on a bike That's how they get around The car shit My brother before he got locked up He used to drive Lyft Because his car was too old For Uber That's the other reason Why Lyft is worse Because you get people Who don't have new enough cars To be able to drive Uber Which means you're going to get The kind of guy you got You hear it was Uber X? Of course XL I think Do you pick the better car The more expensive ride He picked XL And got a white minivan It depends on how close they are To be honest with you I be on some time shit I don't really be on I be by myself I'm not going to lie I got picked up the other day It was the wrong car And a different license plate I was like I don't know I feel about this That's how you duct tape They're going to set you up We was only going two blocks away So I was like fuck it It was a couple of us So I was like I've been in some of the worst Uber rides I used to post them They so bad Like I always get Yo this nigga I'm not going to lie He was different bro I don't even be on no picky shit He was just different This was just a bad experience I rated that motherfucker a zero They ain't even have enough You can only pick so many negative options The thing just turned gray I was like oh Did you tip him? What? You got to go back and undo the tip Because the tip is damn automatic I ain't tip that nigga nothing You out your fucking mind Ain't no tip automatic No the tip is included in the first price ain't it? Nah Don't they send it at $15? You got to undo it Oh nah I don't The tip is at the end It's at the end I heard some AI Some AI dude on the internet the other day Some AI wealthy dude Saying Because one of the pages That teaches you how to be wealthy And it was a girl And she was saying That we've been tipping wrong this entire time If you tip after the meal Huh? Elaborate Say more Now I want to find it No I want to find it Nah they're probably talking about after tax No They're talking about tipping before the meal To make sure you get good service How the fuck are you going to know what to And he said AI So this is an AI fake person? No he's saying that the lady got rich in AI No I'm saying this is an AI So someone that's never been in the real world I just thought it was such an interesting concept That I'm sure I fucking saved it It is an interesting concept We go through this every week I know I saved it Somebody must have Put it in my phone And unsaved it No nigga you forgot Nah I'm saving a bunch of that shit too What? If I'm saving it Like just anything I find interesting I'll just save that shit And never go back and watch it I never save anything Word I don't The lady was saying And I'll try to remember that If you're tipping after the service Then you've gotten nothing for your dollar As opposed to tipping prior to Then you've basically hired a woman To incentivize them to do more Yeah And I just googled it I can't find it Tipping after a meal Is generally considered The standard traditional approach To reward service Already rendered Rather than backwards However some diners now Opt to tip beforehand As a positioning strategy To guarantee faster service Better attention And higher quality from the start Viewing traditional tipping As simply reacting at the end See that's tricky I thought that was interesting That's a modern shit What do you guys think about that? That's tricky That's a modern shit Cause if The person's a bad server Yeah It don't matter if you Fucking tip them a billion dollars At the beginning Or one dollar They're still gonna be a bad server See I think I think that I shouldn't have to incentivize you To do your job well Oh Alright we live in theory Of course No You stand with this We just had this argument In a different facet Last week With the Scottie Pippen shit Like fam Like if I have to Incentivize you To do your job You shouldn't be doing this job I think customer service If you work in a customer service In a customer service Environment I think customer service Good customer service Is the bare minimum Now if you go above and beyond Then that's something That I think That should be handled Accordingly But the tip You're not saying You have to go above and beyond To get a tip You're saying To get a special tip Yeah like if you go above But I think If you just come to work And your job is to Deliver a certain level Of service Or care That should be The bare minimum Yes Now again Everybody don't go above and beyond And so I think When you go above and beyond Your tip should be Commensurate with that But I don't think That I should have to Incentivize Nigga you work You have to No Do you know how much Your service make? No Below minimum wage $3 No it's a certain minimum wage It depends on what state $3 an hour $3-$4 an hour They make way below Depends on the state And I feel like In my experience It's not even It's almost like The way that you tip Some people tip It's almost like They It's almost like I'm taking a test So I can get a discount Like motherfuckers Is looking for Like greater you in that way Oh you didn't fill my water Oh yeah They don't want to tip Because you didn't want to tip In the beginning I feel like That's what I think this is for Standard you should just tip And I feel like That tipping in the beginning In my mind I think I would probably Still do it twice So it probably would cost me more Because I'm going to do it In the beginning For you to do that But then I appreciate How well you did And I'm going to hit you again So it's just Leave it And I tip high I tip Can I I want to I want to add a racial I don't usually do this But I want to add race Into the conversation I think I think For black people This might be an effective strategy Because Because a lot of times We get In my experience We get bad service Because there's an expectation That we're not going to tip And a lot of Because when I I mean even when I worked In the restaurants That was a thing We would get They would give Shittier service to people At certain tables Because they're like They're not going to tip No way So now if I Almost prepaid For my tip Maybe now I'll get treated Decent I'm not saying that's okay But as a strategy I can see how It would be more effective That's what I was saying When I was saying This is a modern thing I think it's just To flip around And not tipping It's a way around it That's all It's just a way to address it But you're right When I worked at a restaurant And I was the hostess The waitress would argue Over the black tables What kind of restaurant was it? I'm just curious Fuck off No I was I've worked at a lot of restaurants I've worked at Denny's IHOP Olive Garden All those kind of places Right But no The wait The service would like Argue over Tipping the black people That's how much people Didn't want black tables So that makes total sense And that's why I asked What kind of restaurants Because I worked at TJF Fridays And it was the same kind of level Another nice one My people used to work Right Like it's just Blankly racist In those restaurants People fight People fight over Getting the black people Which is crazy They call Yo my homegirl worked at Fridays They used to call them Canadians Like that was the word For black people Like oh it's a table Of Canadians And they wouldn't Want to take the table But I think it's bullshit Me personally I think if you start Working at customer service I don't care if you work At Banana Republic You're supposed to give Customer service Okay I agree Alright it's just time For you to come on And join us On David's guilty side Yeah What happened He'll never Shit everything A lot Yeah New shit right He'll never They got him my brother Are they pipe? I know that you wanted To enroll him For the innocence project I did They had him two weeks ago I know that it was Innocent to prove They got him buying Chainsaws I don't want to say What he did with the chainsaws Because it's fucking disturbing And the inflatable pool Yeah And that's after the child porn Yeah That was when it's over Yeah Terabytes of child porn Yeah but The chainsaw And inflatable pool Yeah it's a lot Triggered Trigger warning And rest in peace to Celeste Rest in peace to Celeste Peace to her This story gets worse and worse Every new detail That you hear They got the They got the They have the Uber Dropping her off On April 24th To his house My god And they have And they have Him sending text messages 20 minutes after she arrived To her phone Saying Hey where are you Are you still coming? Looking like he's setting up his alibi Yeah He bought her a phone And it's a bunch of He's a fucking monster Oh yeah He bought her a phone Because the parents took the phone And said you can't talk to him no more So he bought another phone for her Had a friend deliver it or something Yeah he's This guy's done Here's the only thing And I don't have any sympathy for him To be clear I just This is such a terrible Like such a terrible crime plan I'm like Is he not well? Like I'm trying to figure out No he's not well I'm just trying to figure out Like this is just so bad of a crime I'm like I've just never seen anybody Be this bad at crime You know what I mean? Where like every single I mean he's telegraphing Every single thing Every Googling chainsaws Buying stuff The pool The porn The tattoo I mean he did such a bad job Covering this up I'm like is somebody else involved? Is he Did he just go on a mental like I just can't make sense Of how he could be so bad at it Maybe the stardom thing Went to his head And he thought he could get away with stuff He's not that famous Well he might have So that don't mean You don't feel like Especially when you get That social media thing You bagging kids Off of social media You probably You know what I mean? And then they got the text That she sent him Like kind of waking up From some of the manipulation Where she's like Listen all we do is Have sex Like I don't want to do that anymore Like they got all of those texts These guys What are you saying? And now they reported That the death certificate Has been updated Because they cannot Clearly determine If she was pregnant or not In the year before she passed My lord My lord Again salute And the call to death Has been updated as well I should say like Two homicides Yes What was it before? Fuck I don't remember They couldn't determine Or something maybe How they got She got found In somebody's trunk Yeah but they She didn't voluntarily Get into my trunk And lock the door Yeah So I don't understand How it was ruled Anything other than A homicide from the rip Well It was And I'm not looking it up Yeah I mean In theory Something could have happened Elsewhere and the body Was relocated Which is is sometimes what happens in these situations. Which is why one of his charges was like. Obstructing a body or something. Yeah. There's so many layers. I said salute. I meant to say sort of. Like, I'm trying to send love to her family because as these details come out, you get re-traumatized. You know, every detail about this dude would make me want to go find him and kill him if I was one of her family members. I can't even imagine what they're going through. Or the hurt just keeps going. Yeah. Ugh. He's done, though. He's done. And sign the petition. Get that shit off the streaming, man. Fuck that. I already saw it. They took. They refunded Fortnite skins that were associated with him or something like that. It's happening. They're going to start pulling this shit out of. Good. Good. Everything. Good. Yeah. Fuck him. Yeah. I ain't going to lie. Fuck David. Word. And again, rest in peace. Celeste. All this femicide shit is a big deal. I got to go to Ashley for her funeral next week. Oh, yeah. How are you mentally preparing for that? I'm all right. I'm made. I'm made peace. I'm cool with it. Okay. I'm cool. It's Tuesday, right? My faith is in. The funeral's Tuesday. Funeral's Tuesday. I'm going to. Wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got you. Okay. Yeah, I can't. I don't really. My faith is in a higher power always. Whatever his plan is is what the plan is. I'm going to go pay my respects, but I've made peace with what happened. Hopefully, hopefully there's some justice. That was going to be my question. Black women, black women aren't safe. No. The family hasn't gotten the toxicology from over there. Oh, really? They did their own. They did their own. That shit was weeks ago. What else? Over there still has her belongings. I know the story going around is that they shipped her back and she didn't have her engagement ring on. She didn't have her engagement ring on. But she didn't have any of her belongings, so they don't have her phone yet. They don't have anything yet. Wow. So we shall see. And my man got a couple dollars. That's what I'm worried about. Yeah. But see, money and some of them third world. Just third world companies. Third world companies. I don't want to be funny, but money go a long, long way in a bunch of those countries. And if you got enough to pass around, niggas will start tampering with some shit or covering up some shit. They do that here. Yeah. But over there, just, you know what I mean, money just stretches. I'm praying for justice. Yeah, for sure. Rest in peace, Ashley, Celeste. Rest in peace. I love you. What else we got? What else we got? I'm trying to move to something light. And I'm assuming this is Joe's topic, not just because of the handwriting, but because it's jet ski rules. Fuck you, Mark. Am I right? I thought it was Detson. No, really. I saw Maino was somewhere having a good old time on a jet ski. I saw it. He posted it on Instagram. He said, live in love, live life, laughter, whatever the fuck he said. And in every slide, his legs was in the air on the jet ski. He had his legs over the handlebars. Over the handlebars, in the air, separated. Separated like this. Like Ish laughing on the camera. Like Ish move when Big Sasha come around. That's how Maino was looking on the jet ski, which made me want to ask a group full of guys, like, what are the jet ski rules if you a dude? Can you do that? You should be driving with your legs in the proper position. You shouldn't be barefoot. You got to have on water shoes. You never rode a BMX and you be trying to do tricks and shit? No. Oh. I was a clumsy kid growing up. I didn't get on a bike and try to do tricks. Kid, right? Oh, yeah. I'm still clumsy. Duh. But, I mean, I don't know a nigga out there having fun, my nigga, trying to do some fun shit. Have you ever rode shotgun on a jet ski? That was going to be my next question. What is that? Like, if someone else is driving and you're. Like this. Like this. Yo, are y'all cool? Hey, yo, dawg. I got a penis, bro. Are y'all okay? I have a penis. Y'all never rode shotgun on nothing. Y'all never was on a bicycle in the back? Yeah, of course. Standing on the pegs. But a jet ski is crazy. I was setting y'all up for fun, though. No, you can stand. You can stand. They so slow. I was standing on the pegs, bro. Wait, y'all did that on a bike? No, you stand on the pegs. Yes, nigga. That's literally what I said. Everybody in here is lying if you're standing on a bike. Everybody's still on the pegs, bro. Stop. Your niggas is lying. What kind of bike? You talking about a motor? What type of bike? No, BMX. BMX? I know. Eighth grade bike. Yeah. You never rode on a bike Eighth grade is too late to be standing on the pegs. You never rode on a bike bike. Come on. I took they bike. Not like sold it. I mean, I borrow people bikes. Mark was sitting on the handlebars. This little nigga up here like this. Sitting in the basket. What's that nigga Damon Wayans play? What's that movie? Mark definitely sat on handlebars. In them same jeans. Yep. I definitely rode shotgun on the jet ski when my girl wanted to drive for a minute. Okay, but your girl is fine. Yeah, I think so. You trust her driving on the water? It was a short trip. She just wanted to truck her. You didn't answer the question. I did. We even turned the fucking line. He answered. He answered. My man. Y'all girls know how to drive? No. A car? Yeah. Yeah, my girl can drive. She gonna kick my ass. No. Nah, she can drive, but no. Okay. And my girl drive fast. Like, my girl drive like a man, like fast, like a dude. I don't like that shit. If you're both in the car, do you usually drive though? That's privilege. Yeah. Yes. I joke with her. I be like, yo, you wanna drive? She going right to the passenger seat. No. I think women drive faster than men. Women drive crazier. Because women drive more reckless than men. Like, we don't count like hitting curves You ain't seen this nigga in the car. I'm not saying, of course there's exceptions to the rule, but for the most part. I don't blow five tires this January. Yeah, for the most part, like, bitches replace tires a lot and shit like that. Yeah, back to profiling the Uber drivers. Sometimes when it's a female driver, I might skip that one. Really? I've been in some scary female Ubers before. See, that I don't do. I had a chick almost go right through the little drawbridge shit. I was like, all right. Yeah. See, I don't, I haven't, I've noticed more racial differences than gender differences. I'm not saying any of it is okay. Karen X-Found. What is that? Karen X-Found. Say more. I think I've said enough. I have literally never did any of that. Y'all are horrible. Yo, but dudes can't do nothing no more. I mean, I was watching Jim Jones eat that banana. Yes. Which sounds crazy. That shit was funny. Did you see this? I saw it. It's like, and I know he was having fun with it and I thought it was hilarious, but it's like dead ass. Like, you can't be in public eating a banana. You can't put your legs up on a jet ski. No, nigga, you can't eat a banana. Bro, you can't even enjoy a banana. You better break the banana faking like it was dice. But here's the thing. That's not less posy. Yeah. Taking a banana and doing this to it. No, it's a bitch. And the thing I want to know from the dudes that are self-conscious about how they eat a banana is how do they eat a grape? Like this? Like a. You got to slice and dice them motherfuckers, dog. You can't get in front. Bro, people can't even eat hot dogs at barbecues. Like little niggas don't touch hot dogs. Of course, there's exceptions to the rules. No, I eat hot dog anywhere. I know. At a game and all that. In front of cameras, rappers, you don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Double hand. That's a lot. That's a lot. You enjoy it, though. You sauce it up, relish mustard. And a grape, you just throw the grape. Yeah. You got to hold it. You got to throw it back. Yeah. So you're only self-conscious because it's shaped like a penis, not anything that's shaped like balls. No, it's the dick. It's not the same. It's the motion that you have to eat the bananas. Because you don't eat balls. Okay. Speak for yourself. The only way to eat a banana is you got to break it and put it in my pants. Yeah, you don't eat balls, but the motion of eating a banana is too similar. The niggas that do that with the banana, you're trying too hard to not be gay. You gay. You gay if you try too hard to not be gay. Agree. Yo, you know what fucked me up with? No, you know what fucked me up with Jim? The nigga took the banana in the beginning and just broke it in half. I said. That shit was hilarious. That's how most of the people do, they break pieces. No, he broke the banana, skin on it, like this. Oh, shit. Like a monkey. Yeah. That's like you eating the orange peels in the club. No, it's not. How do you eat the orange peels? He eat orange peels? Yeah, in the club. Yeah, in the club. In the club. He don't drink. No, it's not a joke. He don't drink. So he goes, and when he hollers and eats it. When I holler at the women. Mark, don't never look me in my eye and do shit like that again. That's crazy. Sorry, I was being ish. Okay, that was a lot. You wasn't being ish. How you do it? I don't holler at women in the club. Open up. That's crazy. This nigga's nuts, bro. Wowzers. You know they got the orange strips that they slice up and put on the edge of your drink? I'll just get a cup of them and eat them and eat them. Yeah. Bitch, why? I like fruit, nigga. What the fuck? So you eating bar fruit they little as shit? They for cups? No, they oranges. They slice the oranges up right in front of you. Yo, can I just tell you that the bartender that night was livid at him. Yeah, because she needs some shit. Joe's lying. If I call her, she was livid at him. She needed the oranges that he's fucking barfing down in the back. This nigga just ate two cups of cherries. This nigga just ate two cups of margarine on cherries. The bartender that you're talking about when I get to the club will slice up an orange and give it to me. Do you eat Marciano cherries too in the club? No. That's crazy. So if you double back for more orange pills, would that make somebody angry, Link? I don't do all that. The first batch pisses them off if they need them fucking oranges. It was a night of orange pills. I'm not going to call it. Don't worry about it, bro. Listen, so Drewski is hosting the BET Awards. Round of applause. Let's go. Let's go. Good shit. Shout out to Drewski. Congratulations. This is a real big deal. I think he's going to kill it. I think he's going to kill it too. Here's the commercial. You're a host for the BET Awards 2026. I told BET if I'm hosting, we're going to do this my way. Rune on. - Rule number one, Jamie Foxx, take that big ass hat off. Rule number two, sexy red, no leggings, rompers, or bodysuits, we don't need no wrestlers, no wrestlers on the red carpet, black suit and tie. Rule number three, YNs, take the ski mask off, man. Stop, stop it. Rule number four, mega pastors, listen, I know y'all on my back right now. I've been getting the DMs and the threats. Just leave it up to God, leave it up to God. We gon' lock them doors, and can't nobody get out. Welcome to the 2026 BET World. - This is such a great move. - Yeah, this is brilliant. - Great move. - Perfect person. - Who was doing it before, Trevor Noah? Or Fat Joe? One of them. - Fat Joe did a couple of them. - Fat Joe did it for like seven years or some shit, like enough. - And I think with his new cache, they gon' bring some more eyes over there. - Drewski? - 'Cause niggas gon' see what he wanna do. - So I think it was good, 'cause it's the business of my bad. - And he's funny. - Yeah, he's funny. - No, he's funny. - He's naturally funny. - He's out the box, so you never know what character he gon' bring up or emulate when he come out there. Like his opening shit might be mad funny, yeah. - Well, congratulations to Drewski. - Congratulations. - I'll be watching, great way to get me to tune in. Praz turned himself in. Praz turned himself in to the Federal Correction Institution in Safford, Arizona, where he will begin a 14-year sentence following his 2023 conviction on charges, including, money laundering, illegal lobbying, and campaign finance violations. - I believe he's still fighting that case, though. It's gonna take a while, I'm sure. - He appealed? - I believe so, yeah. I believe so. - Free prize. - Yeah. - Till it's backwards. - Don't charge it, it sounds-- - Prize free. - Like a lot-- - Sound white. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't trying to say it that way, but-- - No, sound white, and they don't go to jail. - That was my point. - Yeah, it's definitely one of them things where everybody does it, and only a few people get it. - What you doing over here playing in this game? Oh, lock 'em up. - Yeah. 14 years, that's a long time. - That's a long fuckin' time. - Are you 50? - That part, too. - He gotta be close to our age. - Your age. - Nigga, you close to my age. - And that's a federal crime? - Yeah. - Yeah. - I ain't go over here trying to R' us, yeah? I'm 45, nigga. I got a couple years, I'm still in my prime. - Yo ass. - Oh, y'all five years apart. - I ain't going straight home tonight. - Y'all five years apart. - That's that 50-year-old shit, nigga. - I'm still hittin' the baddie. Ah, where we at? Yeah, what's up? Say something, get in trouble. - Excuse me, fellas. - You the one that said you hittin' the baddies. - Y'all are five years apart. - Yes. - So, technically, that's your OG. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Can you tell? - No. - He 53. - Yes, and he's going down. Y'all up here talking about this Freitas nigga. He's going down. He's outta here. - They said before Prize went to prison, he spent most of the time with his family. They said he doesn't really go out. He's vegan, he doesn't drink. He doesn't smoke more, and I definitely want you on this, because you've talked about doing, no, there's no joke on that. I was just curious. If you knew you were about to do a 14 year stretch, what would y'all do? - Get in shape. - 'Cause I wouldn't do that, is all I'm saying. I wouldn't be stayin' home with my family before a 14 year bid. - I'm goin' on a coke run, fuck. - You definitely gotta stay at home with your family. - You never stay at home with my family. - Fuck them, I'm about to write them every day and talk to 'em on the phone. I don't give a fuck. - Fam, you feel guilty enough, you about to leave your family for 14 years. - Nigga, he don't got little kids, he got grandkids. Fuck them grandchildren. - I don't ready to do a coke run, get fucked. I fuck 'em right on the jail with an STD. - Yeah. - Yeah, I need a treatment when I get there. - I'm spendin' my freedom time with the people that's gonna hold me down when you're at my bid. - You would've been with the people that they gonna forget about you when you lock down. - I'm about to say, they not gonna hold you down when you're at your whole bid. - Yes. - If I knew I had two months before I get locked up, for 14 years, I mean, I would spend time with my family with that. - You'd do more than that. - I'd do more than that. - Shit. - Yo, having to turn yourself in, is probably one of the worst things in the world. 'Cause there's nothing you can do to prepare for real. No matter what you do, you still feel like that day, like fuck this, I shouldn't do it. I did that before, the judge gave me 45 days to turn myself in. It's horrible. Supposed to, you know, get your shit in order, get your affairs in order, make sure your spot, no matter what, you never can do enough. And you still, that day when you drive there, it's like fuck. - It was like fuck, I forgot, I shouldn't do it. - Why am I going here? Or that end, fuck it, why should I, I might as well just leave. - Run? - Yeah, real shit. But you know, you lose your plea. What do you mean? - What was your sentence? - Like a year, that was it. - Like. - So what'd you do if you wasn't spending it with your family? What'd you do for the time before you? - I'd coke run, sex, I would go to jail with STD. I'd be getting fucked and getting high and shit. - I meant in the past, what did you actually do? - Oh, um. - Coke runs. - Coke runs, y'all. - STD, STD. - She's not answering the question. - Nigga, this is dumb. - That's crazy. - Speaking of holding people down, I don't know if this is real or not, but I'ma read it anyway. They say India broke up with Durkheim and Durk. - Good for India. - She put it on her story. I'ma read it to you, Fareez. Don't go nowhere. Listen to this. I don't even know how to say this, but I gotta get this off my chest. It's been two years now with Durk's case and there's still no real timeline on when he's coming home. Even after everything we've been fighting for. I've turned down, this gotta be fake. - I'm not rolling. - It gotta be fake. I've turned down so many dudes who've been trying to get at me 'cause I was staying loyal and holding my family down. - That's fake. - This is fake. It gotta be fake. - That's fake. - But so? - Oh my God, Joe. - Joe, you are terrible, my nigga. - Do not read that bullshit. - Wait, but honestly, I can't do this anymore. - Oh my God. - No, no. So I'm letting the world know I'm moving on with my life. That's a great fake. That's a good fake. - If she were to leave, like who would blame her? Like that nigga, he court that bad case with Vine. He court that bad case with Vine and he got up out of that. - Well, however, 'cause I don't even remember that. Remember when they saw their blind dreads out the window? I thought he was done then. Like I think a lot of Dirk fans, 'cause niggas really grew up together kinda, people disappointed him. This was fucking stupid. You didn't even try to like watch your body and not get caught. You did a lot of dumb ass shit. Like if she leaves, she should leave all them motherfucking children, take care of all them kids, never get no dick. It's crazy. Like find them children to stepdad, y'all. - You saying this dumb. It was the same fans that was, I don't wanna say trolling them, but like, because you talking to them, you talk about this in your music, do something. And that was a thing. Like, all right, you the king of get back. - Sliding. - Sliding and spinning and all that shit. Do something. So I do agree it was dumb, but I think it was a lot of pressure from my quote unquote supporters and people that look up to me in this life. - I disagree. I think that even with my own experience, when people are saying things to me in the internet where they like being messy or trying to figure something out, or they're telling me to do something, that's not good for me, those aren't fans. They might know who I am, but those not my fans. My core fans never telling me nothing other than some loving shit. I feel like with Dirk, those not fans, those niggas might like Dirk music or know the beef, but real core Duke, Dirk fans, they ain't on that fuck. No, niggas love that nigga like he family. That shit is stupid. I feel like when Dirk got indicted, I more saw a lot of my peers like just disappointed and nigga like sick. People didn't even clown as much. As many people get clowned when they get booked. I feel like how many skits and shit did you see? People didn't even laugh at him because it wasn't really funny. It was just dumb. It was sad. Like why the fuck did you do that? That's crazy. You was at the top. You was there. You was at the top. Yeah, and there's too many niggas in the gang where you didn't have to, you could have made that happen without you booking niggas' rentals. Like that was crazy. Like you booking the rentals, the flights, whatever. That's dumb as shit. That was so stupid. There was a lot of missteps, but I mean, you know. When I start paying to get people killed, I'm gonna do it way better than that. Yeah, like I'm only getting like Russian Hitman parks. I'm never gonna deal with like no black guys for projects. It's Russian. I'm not. No, like some, like parks. I don't know any either. You're walking in the church with your mom. She think a bumblebee hit you. You feel me? She don't know what's wrong with you. Whole time nigger from down the street. You know? Blow guard, mark it. Crazy shit. You ain't even expecting it. It's crazy where my mind go. Yo, the song made you cry during the movie? He's heartless, bro. You wasn't sad about dirt? No. Not even a little bit. Are you a dirt fan? I'm a fan of some song. Like you a this ain't what you want? Huh? Like dirt with the low cut? No. In the alleyway, nigga? No, he's not. This ain't what you want. Yeah. I'm a write on him. I'll wait. You would write. You would write for him. I'd email him. Oh, what else is important? What else is important? What we got, what we got, what we got? Some sad videos hitting the internet, man. Oh. Legit sad. Just two. The first one, one makes me more sad than the other. The first one was the new Delonte West videos. Oh. Now, he's clean. That's the first good news. He's clean. Great. He's on the video sort of talking about being clean, but he's also kind of saying don't videotape me. And I can't tell if he's playing with the girl or not, but I think we should just have a general rule right now. Just don't videotape Delonte West. I feel like too much money's being made off people suffering, too much money's being made off somebody whose life isn't a fuck this. He been through the worst of shit ever, yo. And I don't get why people get off on doing this shit. I've seen them do it. I've seen them do that with other celebrities. I just don't like it. But then there's another one that left me a little different. Well, can I chime in on this one? Yeah, me too. Please. I think Delonte West need to stop coming to internet letting us know when he clean. Maybe. I think he need to stop getting on the internet every time he string together. And congratulations, 'cause that's a big deal. Right. But we don't need to keep hearing about it. And then we, see, go string together some clean time on your own without announcing it, without shouting it to the-- Go do it. He put a phone in his face, like, what's the problem? He's like, no, thank you. I disagree. I disagree, even if he does announce me. You know how many announce it? You know how much community is online? You know how many motherfuckers get online, say, want to get clean and every day somebody sends them a message that keeps them clean that happens so why not use the community that you built from being a good basketball player motherfuckers that's going to pray for you motherfuckers that went through what you went through was on the drugs was on fuck no you utilize that and these niggas that send you cash apps get you a hotel when you need it so I think that makes sense please don't let your clean time be dependent on the stranger DMing you a message to make you feel good of course not that's not true Joe some people get inspiration from wherever they get inspiration from somebody might not have family somebody might not have their own village or their own community so if you got 10 people 20 people just telling you keep going my message is not against community so don't try to make me sound like that but if you're struggling out there get you some tools your own tools that you don't need a stranger for well we say to the person that don't have those tools though they don't have that they're not going to get clean time if they don't have no tools you can't get clean without tools but I want to say something to what you said about people making money on suffering I think it's bigger than celebrities recently it's a rapper from Philadelphia named K-Dot he's a drug addict he's off in Kinsington I don't know if everybody knows where Kinsington is he nodded out he fucked up people always put the camera in his face I think it's bigger than celebs the last time K-Dot was put online it was the page that was on it had a million followers every video is him walking up to somebody in a full nod saying you alright you good you good and it's 200,000 views on it that's a problem on both ends because why is your grown ass watching this because it's how you can make money because people like it and then why are you doing it that's the most lower level content creator the people that have to film the unhoused the homeless people that have to film street walkers the drug addict that is morally fucked up that you are lining your pockets you're not helping these people you don't have any training the guy that films the street walkers he'll ask them have you ever been molested like you're a regular nigga used to work at Kmart and now you think you built to talk to this lady that's already out here on the brink of death just your conversation might set her off and she kills herself you don't know what you're doing you have no training to do that so why are you doing it it's fucked up and I think it's even worse when you watch and engage in it it's fucking weird half y'all aunts and grandmas with crack heads you know what it look like bitch that's weird like that's weird like that's so strange what was the next line Adrian Bronner yeah I was about to ask where y'all stand on Adrian Bronner since we we praying for Delonte I felt bad about Adrian I ain't gonna lie I felt bad about both of them I ain't share it or nothing what's happened with him recently he was on a stream and he asked this girl for a kiss with Dean the Great and all of it is classic he did a stream he asked this girl for a kiss that's the first thing I saw it went viral but he seemed like he had a little inebriated his belly all big and hard then the next clip he's asking the guy I guess who's streaming this or one of the cameramen can you pay for my Uber but at one point he's saying to him like I promise you you won't get it back I promise you won't get like he seemed fucked up even in the first clip that you was talking about where he asked the girl for the kiss his response to when she was like nah but I'll give you know he's like give me a kiss for chat she said nah I'll give the chat a kiss and walked over kissed the camera and he went off like you ain't gotta lay down bro no I'm out of love for you I'm chilling you can hit a slurred speech no bro you don't got to spend no money on that we chilling nigga we bought this crib for this whole shit nigga 48 hours for all this shit bro you you you trying to save all the hope for you no I'm not fuck you bitch fuck you man hey chill bro bruh you bruh you scaring him away though nigga with all all them hoes bro why though bro see when I when I wrote Adrian Broner down and talk about as a topic it's before it got serious and I was having the time of my life laughing at this nigga that's why I said I was mixed up no no come on oh no that's the Uber one hold up hey what's your name Tiki can I see a Tiki here here what bruh yeah savage ain't no ain't no sad about that what Tiki said right keep saying this 10 million Adrian Broner videos of him just ruining the fun yo of him talking aggressively to women scaring the women scaring the hoes from the same stream yeah yes it's the same stream man I hope he made a bag off of it at least he need a couple bags cause it got sadder by the end cause you know first he's on the video like yo I make my own millions I'm getting money I got bread all this shit at the top and by the end he's like can I get some Uber money I'll get it back to you I'll get it back to you you know what I mean and so at first I was laughing till it got like I was like oh he's not in this here we go let's kiss for the chat that's crazy that's crazy I'll kiss for the chat I'll kiss for the chat I'll kiss for the chat where's the seasoning hey though she gonna be the bitch I leave though oh here we go nah I don't I don't play with women turn up baby all that playing I don't play with women getting your insult back I'm that nigga I'm really him bro talk to these niggas I don't gotta gotta yeah I don't care how beautiful a woman is none of that bro I make my own millions talk to them baby don't nobody do a round for me don't nobody run a mile for me none of that yo wait he said can I get a kiss she said no he said that's crazy he said that's crazy yo everybody had one of these nights where you invite a homie over and he just scare all of them and scare you it's all bad you in the hole he talking about golf cause you know we got the golf out there yeah so he said we gotta play the golf and he gotta make it fuck what he talking about you owe me some coochie you in the hole see he talking about golf can I ask y'all a question niggas like that get your whole fucking crew jammed up I'll get you the Uber don't worry about it you don't gotta pay me back you gotta go can I ask y'all a question you ever see one of your niggas scare the hoes so much or do so much creepy shit with the bitches that you don't even fuck with him no more cause he was that bad I love to hear that I'm proud of you guys yeah like a nigga like that wait a second y'all seen one of your dudes scare the hoes so much that you never spoke to him again yes not like what are y'all talking about cut him off let them lie she tricked him in the ass in that nut ass shit what are y'all talking about I stopped rolling I started like kicking it with him going out with him I didn't like I'm never speaking to you again just like I stopped kicking it with him I've distanced myself from a nigga for sure but listen I'm talking about like as far as he's getting handsy or you have to get him away from the drunk girl like he's creepy too far with it that's the guy I know niggas that cut niggas off for that because there's nothing nothing good's gonna come for y'all all gonna get raped for hanging with the nigga period that's what he is in that fucking video you see it already he's starting to feel away he drunk the next step is to get handsy or him smacking a bitch or something yeah it's like yo my man we gotta get him out of here bro the only other option is you acting like you don't see it cause what are you gonna do you gonna jump in it break it up or you just gonna let your man just run his movie he's fully totally like on some bullshit I mean we saw it not too long ago with the Cam shit yeah he was on Cam and them show and Cam had the family oh yeah Cam wasn't playing with him either respect I respect that Cam for that because she's at work and then there's like her nigga in the back I don't know if that's his folks too but it's like I told you once or twice no just cause I'm a girl don't mean I gotta sit here and play this fucking game with you that shit corny and you know how that feels you already nervous you gotta do this job with this famous guy but now I gotta flirt with you or I gotta ignore you flirting with me that shit corny I respect that Cam for doing that flirt like I wish he would've stopped somebody from taking my cream puffs or my Dr. Pepper oh my god I'm praying for Adrian Browner but this shit is a mess and it's just it is a little bit funny it is a little funny to see a nigga scaring the hoes as long as you're not there like if I could watch it from my phone like his homeboy was getting like he was hugging on one of them like the girls was in them hey B would come over there try to separate them talking about yo I'm fucking too you like him you like me come on she for both of us these clips was on my time I'm like oh I'm telling you nigga like that gotta go absolutely you gotta go quickly you about to fuck this whole shit I had a nigga that didn't bite me I had a nigga that didn't bite him gotta go too facts yeah well they making money they trying to make money yeah like they just made a bag off of him did they yeah that stream they make that shit viral that's the whole point for your stream to go up I hate and he ain't got he had the stream jumping I'm sorry I'm nervous no that's it I'm saying everybody's making money off him but him you know I know he's lost millions on all these judgments and lawsuits and no more money's coming in and he's got to out a shit load of kids then some shit happened too where he was like in a club or something and he ain't paid for the bottles something happened I forgot what it was not too long ago I'm good bro alright I hate to see a black nigga rise and fall from grace so you don't remember the story what this nigga hit yo and I think some part of the reason people are laughing at it was I feel like the comments was like middle ground some people felt bad some people was like fuck him it's because he's been so arrogant yeah even in this you feel bad but he's still popping like you know why your belly big as shit I make my own yeah your belly big as shit I don't like what your belly on my back nigga big ass belly okay so we're sending prayers out to Adrian Broner man and Delonte West especially Delonte West yeah I mean if we on this people on streams seem like they might need a prayer so I want to send one out for Dame Dash too shit if that's what we on Ice I'm part of the problem because I watch every Dame Dash video from start to finish every minute of it and the last - The last one? - Why? Because you know the entertainment that's coming. There's entertainment, and I'm a little OCD. It's not even entertaining no more. It's a little entertaining, because now I'm like. Because it's taking different moments. First it was, I don't talk about homeboy. Then it was, I only talk about homeboy because y'all keep asking. Then it's, I'm going to answer, but I ain't going to say nothing bad, because I still keep it G, because I'm, you know. And now it's like, fuck reasonable doubt. That shit was mid. That shit was trash. Yeah. It seems like a new phase. I like Dame. I really like Dame. I think Dame is one of the most influential people we've had. And I think when Dame gets in his bag, Dame is smart as shit and could really give you some gems. I don't like seeing him like this. This was bad. It seemed like he was a little under the influence too, but I ain't like this. It was bad. Yo, nigga's whack. Nigga can't dress. Nigga ain't got no swag. No stage show. Yeah, stage show track. He said, I'm going to always be broke, but I'm going to spend it. I think saving money is for suckers. That's what he said. That's the message he pushed out. He's not just saying anything at this point. He's not just saying anything. I think he's trying to protect the. I think he's trying. Yeah. Go ahead. I'm with you. Like, I think that. We speak without speaking. Yeah. On a podcast. No, no, no. I think that, you know, now, because the knock is that he broke. And so now it's almost like you putting it out intentionally. I'm intentionally. I think he's got some people after him too, right? Like, yo, I ain't keeping no money. I think that shit is whack. I make mad money, but I'm going to always spend it on myself. I'm going to always spend it into my next projects and all that other shit. Because Dame's thing is, yo, I spend my own money for all of my business ventures. I'm not borrowing money. So he's saying, yo, I make my money and I throw it back out to further my business ventures. I don't know. When you just started talking about reasonable doubt was whack, shit ain't do nothing, all that other shit, I just think, I just think that's trash. Nobody's listening to Jay-Z. Nobody cares about Jay. He went on. He kept going. He said a lot of shit. He said it was over for Jay when he started wearing the button-ups. That's when it was over. Nobody putting on Yankee fitted with dress shirts and cufflinks. Yeah. A lot of people were. Man, niggas was putting on Yankee fitted. Everybody was. That shit ain't going to the whole generation. A little place called New York. Niggas was outside with the Yankee fitted button-ups. You go to the club, everybody was dressed like Yankee. Stupid ass. He just come off bitter. And he's like, no, you never want to come off bitter or jaded. Now on the internet. And that's why I don't like, there was a moment where it came off like, I'm above the fray. I'm keeping it peed. He's not. I'm better than that. Whatever happened over there. Now it comes off like bitter. It comes off as angry. There's a petty. I won't say he's jealous, but it's just coming off as petty. I'm not trying to speak for how Dame feels. I'm just saying for how it comes off to me as a viewer. Like you, I have a lot of respect and admiration for Dame. So when I see this, even him coming at Cam, and I know they're doing, they're doing it back and forth, but just going in about his designer teeth. And my dentist got more Ferraris than yours. Like that's, that's not the flex that you want to be saying. Bro, it's not the flex after you almost spit your motherfucking, your mitt across the room. Like you're the one that's talking. That was a two. So how can you talk about this nigga Cam teeth and you're just holding on by Velcro and a wet mouth. Yo. Fuck. Dame come off to me. We, and I don't know him, but just his moves and stuff comes off like the X that is super bitter. And anytime you do something, they, anytime there's some positive news about you, they got to jump out with some shit. Yeah. That's what it looked like. Anytime we hear something whole, this whole reasonable doubt 30, the Yankee stadium show, all of that. Now I have to stomp on this as much as I can. Yeah. He said, that's why I gave it up because they weren't worth shit. Right. It was a lot. He threw us some gems. That Harvey Weinstein story was actually pretty entertaining. You know, he's talking about going in, doing business with them on that club or whatever. Harvey never paid his 70 grand, but Harvey was like a freak doing weird shit in the kitchen. Like he started, he get, but he was talking about how he kept Harvey, like his little nigga making fun of him while the other rappers was kind of sweating Harvey. Like he's projecting something, but he's also, these are the kinds of stories that I think if he turned into a memoir, like an actual book or, or, or even a doc film, you know, where he's straight to camp. He's not going to hire you. Yeah. He's not hiring you, Mark. I wouldn't let him hire you, man. He's not my daddy. Boss. It's like calling him my daddy, dog. I mean, man can't work for another man. That's what he said. The stories and experiences he can share, only he can't. And he, he would, he could run his movie like that. Right. He got to let some shit go to do that. but the problem is, and I'm not, I don't know his financial situation, but it seems like based on the platforms he's going on, that people are paying him a cash amount to go on these platforms and talk. And give it up. And everybody, everybody's like, look, I'll give Dame X. I don't know what X is, but I'll give Dame X. I'll get my views. And you tell me, talk about these same people over and over again. It looks like a cash grab and it doesn't look good. I'm just, again, I could be wrong, but that's what it looks like. Yeah. Yeah. He been on that cash grab. It's a hustle. What else he going to do for money? Here's out to Dame. What else he going to do? Anybody see the whole New York Times interview? The 30. I saw some clips. 30 songwriters. One that kind of went the most viral is this clip about aging in hip hop, essentially. Yeah. Is how I'd say it. I'll give you a little clip here. There we go. That's why hip hop became so big because everyone wanted to feel those feelings. I tell people all the time, never fight against the future. Future's coming. Artists, they were trying to recreate something that was already done, but they're not connected to it like that. They're not living it and breathing it. They were fighting against gravity as opposed to telling their story. We needed that other side. We needed to hear about what happens when you have had four successful albums. What happens? What is that feeling like? How do you make the next one? How did you get in the studio? How are your kids? How do you interact with them as this hip hop dad? But if you're trying to make young music and you're not young, it's going to be inauthentic and people could feel it. You could smell it. So the best thing that anyone can do, like going through music is to tell a story and just keep creating from that space. How do you feel about that? How do I feel about it? Yeah. I agree. I agree wholeheartedly. Do you? And I'm not even an artist. Yeah. I mean, I've been saying that for ages. Yeah. I agree for the most part, but we also have gotten a lot of good music with lies. Oh wait, I didn't take him to say, I didn't think he was saying, don't lie. Don't tell lies. Oh, okay. He's saying grow with your music though. I, I agree with that. Or if you're a real artist, you can incorporate what you are going through in your real life and your music. Like he's saying, yo, after I have four successful albums now, where am I? I can now put that into my music. Like now I'm doing this. I'm doing that. I'm getting looked at this way. I'm getting looked at that way and put that in your music. Let's see. That's only for the artists that wants to give like their authentic self on an album. Everybody not trying to do that. True. Some people are literally just artists. Like you get this version of me. And if I had, a run of making club records or whatever, or young records, this is my quote unquote formula. This is successful. Yeah. But then when you get to be 45 or 50 years old, that the relatability and a disconnect is there. And now you don't have an audience cause you're still trying to make young records. I might still have an audience though. I might, if I'm still making good music, I think you look stupid. I think you look stupid. If you 50 years old and you making songs about the same shit that, um, glow Rilla and sexy rare to talking about at 50, I think you look stupid. And I think it does come off as you not being authentic or you not being genuine. Having an audience nowadays is how people rationalize being inauthentic. And I don't understand that. Sure. Like, all right, you got an audience. Yeah. You're inauthentic. Yeah. You saying, but what I'm saying is some don't even agree with, well, as hard to a successful act, they might be okay with that. And that's all the part I'm saying. Like they might be fine with, okay, cool. I'm inauthentic. My goal here wasn't to necessarily, some people come into hip hop wanting to be themselves wanting to be the best, whatever the case may be. Some people come in here saying, yo, I need, I want to make a shit ton of money. And if I can find a lane where I can make a shit ton of money, I'm going to stay in that lane and make a shit ton of money until I can't anymore. Then maybe I'll do something else. But I think it speaks to the, the, um, sorry. I think it speaks to the, uh, longevity of the artists too, because again, relatability is a thing. We like Jay Z because at some point Jay Z is relatable to us. But that's us as older us. That's what goes to what Dame is saying. The kids don't fuck with Jay Z because nothing he says is relatable to them. Cool. But I still have a 30 year fan base that I can sell product to. And just as far as Dame, Dame also conceded, he said, and Hope's not supposed to be making young people, music that relates to them. He said like, can we not say Dame's name again for the rest of this broadcast? For sure. But I just didn't want to, it sounded like he was dragging, like I didn't want to misrepresent him. People were saying, for what he said, I didn't want to drag him for something he didn't say. Oh, let's lie on him. Go ahead Mona. People were saying, Jay Z was talking about Drake and I hated that. It's like everything you got to fucking revolve around Drake. Like that. I mean, Drake is 40 now, but he didn't everybody's 40. You heard what Jay Z said? I'm Jay Z. Yeah. That that's the answer to that. Hey Mona. He was talking about Drake. I don't think so. I don't think so. He wasn't talking to nobody but Drake. Mind you. And I think it's bigger than just Drake is 40. Could have been talking about Ye a little bit too. Especially after this whole, he could, yeah word, but he, after this whole thing with Kendrick is like, he looks more, the most, more authentic than inauthentic than he ever has. So it's like, it goes on. I think the shoe fits a lot though. i hear a lot of demos from people that they send me songs and they might be our age ish and it's like why are you trying to make some young shit yeah i think i don't i think the shoe fits on a lot of feet but to that point the biggest foot might be draker yeah i just know him a little bit so how i interpret his shit is just i know who you're talking to or not talking to because like i said i'm jay-z but i know where this is let me give you an example future's 42 years old future makes music for who he does not make music from a 42 year old success and it still works people if future came and dropped the i hate to use the the analogy but the future came and dropped the 444 niggas would hate that some people might appreciate it but future makes me different though but no well i'm just what i'm saying is he has his lane that he is been successful in since he got in that lane i hate the 444 analogy too i hate it it's about like going through family shit these people don't necessarily have wives and children do you have another example outside of future i could i think think for a second it's something like i just like to hear something change he's kind of matured it up a little bit i was gonna say him and look i was gonna say him but his last his last year he's matured it hasn't been as commercially successful oh maybe not no maybe not well that's but that's not because it's yeah i don't think so i think that's just uh artist life shelf life shelf life yeah that's what i said though i think that the longevity of the artist you could tie directly to you could keep your fan base bro people that have been listening to the joe button podcast for 10 years and have grown with the podcast right i think because the podcast has changed and shifted if you're still coming and doing with the same exact shit you might have did 10 years ago you might have lost a significant amount of that fan base but it's grown a lot like you know what i'm saying like i just think that i think yeah for sure man i think some people juicy jay i think some people just stay in their lane and this is what's working for me and this is the type of music i'm gonna make this is what my fans come to me for and see i'm not i'm not i'm not moving i love that because i have a second clip from this interview that i really liked a lot that did not go viral but he kind of talks about that this is what we deserve like i said those are the ingredients that go on in the song whether it be about you know a big yacht or the lexus bragging about money those are just props those that's not the engine that's not the emotion that my music is running on but once you get into the interior of the song what you're hearing is the same thing you you're gonna hear from you know someone who has some integrity morality questions about what you're doing and what you're doing and what you're doing and what you're doing and what you're doing and what you're doing and what you're doing and what you're doing and what you're doing questions about who you are as a man relationships your legacy your children the fears that they're gonna have you know um whatever karmic debt that you you put out there and how you know that's gonna affect your family those are the real themes my locations have changed but who i am as a person and what i believe in none of that's changed i love that because you know we talk about like even with clips with coke rap or it's not necessarily about coke or it's not about juicy j maybe not be the best example but even within some of that shit there's some of those themes it's just the vehicle is yeah turning up in the club or fucking hoes or smoking weed or whatever but there's you can sprinkle some there's there's a meaning underneath it you're just talking about shit to make it sound good essentially or or those might be the a sides that i'm gonna still try and sell to be commercially successful but then you get because the song he referring to is the beach chair song that's one of my favorite songs on jay-z but the shit when he's talking about karmic retribution when you did shit your kids gonna pay for it and all that other stuff like that's that's the real b-side shit that you could get the meat and potatoes and and not every rapper is looking to be introspective because that's really what it is he speak all of that shit speaks to introspection i agree true and and and that's a sliver over here who who will who will get into that bag everybody don't you're right and that's all i'm saying like his his yeah ho you look at yourself in your career that way but there's another person who hey i don't want to do that i'm not interested in putting my life on record i'm here to make these hits and they turn up to these hits that's it hip-hop is my job to some people hip-hop is their life and they feel like they owe it to the fans to be authentic to be themselves to give their all on a record not everybody subscribes to that and you can't hold them to your standard that's your standard beach chair amazing that's one of your favorites though it's a surprise i love that song i love that song no judgment just judgment i knew it was judgment in there definitely shout out to hove man it's a great interview it's out it's out now on youtube so you can check the whole thing i had to kind of find it before indeed yeah i just don't like that shit what you're talking about young niggas saying something about real art that you like being artistic you don't like that shit i'm saying that but there could be somebody that don't care about that there is a market for both we can't pick what we like and make it gotta apply to the to the entire field or what we want and to be fair i don't think that he was i think that he was just describing his songwriting process in the way that he views writing songs so it's it's a jay-z centric but once you start saying the whole you're fighting gravity and you're not maybe not if i'm not trying to if i can if i am a hit making machine and i can make a hit and i can stay in this box and do that i'm good but low if you look at the scope of what we've witnessed there's not many people that didn't have to fight gravity at some point father time is undefeated like 99 maybe 100 i'm just saying that i guarantee you that he looks at drake like he's fighting gravity that's cool you that don't say that he's not successful and no but he could be fighting gravity and that don't say that drake ain't doing exactly what he wants wants to do right mm-hmm did you think of the other artists yet outside the future i i i gave juicy jazz example um there's quite a few that's still making this type of music that ain't changed shit french is about to do a versus would you ain't no introspection in them songs mm-hmm and they hits good part touche beach chair and he's what 43 44 something like that i just he's better than that no listen to the words in that song oh i love it it's not that babe it's just like what there's a thousand songs to choose from why would you say that on a podcast like i can see you liking the song that we just chatting about that's the song he's referring to in the in the interview okay that's the song he's referring to in the interview is that your favorite jay-z song i like that i really really really is it on your top three jay-z jones no he got 16 albums i don't know what my top the lyrics in this song y'all get a little disrespectful they are delivered to this song are insane this ain't this ain't no beat they're getting a little disrespect for philly wow this song is a deep song it's a deep song this is hard the words in this song are amazing yeah life is but a dream to me i don't want to wake up yo he went crazy in that song i believe you you went crazy we all like the song it was just everybody don't like the song some people don't even know this song exists some people don't even know this song don't know the words in this song don't know nothing that i'm talking about when i related it to that interview i'm with you i just thought you were saying like it was one of your top five we just thought you had it like as an elite or top six or nine or 60 that's crazy okay like that is to say it like on the pot is crazy wild do y'all agree with uh do y'all agree with uh lexi brown going in the internet and doing a live yes talking about uh she mad that not she's mad but she is surprised that clay neither somebody clay clay nor meg took to the internet to kind of clear up the rumors about her being involved in this cheating scandal shit and saying that that was fucked up that she's the only one that's come forward to say hey none of this is true and she's the only one that's come forward to say hey none of this is true and she's the only one that's come forward to say hey none of this is true none of this is true i whose side are y'all on hers what's the backstory she's a girl i don't think is she she she's she's a young lady that when the clay uh when the clay meg rumors they're alleging she was yeah they're alleging that she was the one guy but because of that you know how these fans get she's like yo i'm getting death threats i'm getting all kind of wild shit happening over here and i'm taking her at her word if she wasn't fucking with dude or that isn't the case y'all can have y'all should clear my name up keep me out of this shit but see i don't think they both have to clear i don't know so she would say somebody no i'm with you who who her who's responsible for clearing her name meg her meg meg clay didn't come out and say shit oh meg is the person that said that if somebody comes out and says meg didn't say she was fucking with lexi brown let's know what i'm saying nobody knew they had a problem until meg went on social media and said i'm breaking up with him because he's an issue oppressively saying somebody cheating suddenly these rumors come out about lexi brown which could have been planned up by somebody which somebody could have speculated my point is lexi brown's name only got brought into it because somebody else because because the story clay thompson's on a fucking boat fishing he ain't said a word but meg could have been talking about a whole nother shit yeah i'm not saying it's her fault all right so hold up he's saying he said meg needs to come out and and address this since meg is the one that told everybody's a cheater meg needs to come out and tell everybody this ain't the girl what so listen to this i'm i'm surprised y'all because what we do sometimes to justify our point is throw these hypotheticals out and say maybe this got leaked or maybe so let's take the leaked shit out we're gonna go by what we know meg and clay had a relationship and somehow their relationship broke out broke up pardon me no she posted on the internet and it's not a hypothetical that it got leaked can my boy cook can my boy cook okay i'm just saying you said it's a hypothetical got leaked it did get leaked that's how we know can chef board brd get down please bro meg and clay break up meg goes public with the breakup now all of a sudden lexi is getting dragged into this do we know for certain that meg dragged her into this no we do not know that for certain so why does meg owe this young lady anything one because there was no story until meg did something i broke up with my man who gives a fuck that's one two hold on two again the girl said yo i'm getting death threats and all of this other shit from your fans now one would expect meg to understand the the the mental aspect of people the comments and all that shit because of the shit she's been through so even if it's just a hey dog i know how that feels i know what that's about i'll clear that up just because it wasn't it wasn't you if that's the truth now if if lexi just trying to get ahead of some shit no but if it's a fact that this ain't the person that he was cheating with this is not who you caught him with this is not why y'all broke up but you know i'm catching the brunt for the shit that you put out there yeah i think you should at least clear that up i i see what y'all saying but i feel like if she comes out and clears it up now it's this other pressure to say who it is so every time they guess a person now it's a pressure because then when i don't say oh she didn't do it either now it's like oh this is her and then that bitch really gonna get that we wouldn't know shit if she didn't say nothing yeah here's she didn't implicate the girl that's nobody said that baby nobody is saying what we're saying is she brung up cheating so being that she brung up cheating and possibly sent the fans on a fucking goose chase that's what she would have just said she broke up nobody been mad at nobody that's people are normally mad at the guy but they triple mad at the guy when the guy's a cheater so when she comes out hey we broke up because somebody cheated that's like starting the fucking witch hunt so when this girl is drowning it's like help me out bitch to bitch to be clear and i agree with that like i wasn't suggesting that meg leaked it i was saying that it was it's a fact that it was leaked somebody that lexi was the yeah i don't know i'm not saying meg leaked i'm saying somebody leaked it's comprehending better than y'all are giving him credit so he he's still saying what he's still that's fine i'm you didn't understand the goal is you didn't understand i understood what mark said oh you just don't give a fuck no i just don't give a fuck what mark said i know it was initially i it seemed like i was saying it i agree with this that's fine i'm just all i'm adding to is is this because i think it is important it's i don't think every time a rumor comes out about somebody that a person has a duty to refute it i don't i don't think that that's that's not what i think you know i don't think that that's not what i think but megan the stallion has a very particular type of fan base so does i'm gonna say no other a lot of people other woman artists in particular though have very rabid fan bases that docks that attack people they got my boy scared you talking about the barbs boom see now it's cleared up and and um the other ones no no no these bitches names yes type of pussy shit you want look at mark we from philly okay fuck them barbs oh shit no the views of mona me the views of mona love respect no so anyway my point is just if you know that that throwing something out there is going to if you have a reasonable expectation that your fan base is not a normal fan base that they're going to go out and chase people down and do fucked up things to people i just think that's different than a normal situation i'm not saying everybody i'm saying because of the kind of fans that she has and you went out and you threw something out there and i've and i'm assuming she didn't leak the girl's name i'm saying assuming someone else did it you could kind of just be like yo this girl's getting death threats i don't want her to get death threats like to me that's an easy thing to do my question to you is is there a world where you believe not you believe it you wouldn't believe it is there a world where meg could know this about her fan base and is all for them dragging this bitch down if she thinks yes if she thinks yes that's why i think it's fucked up that's my point i said when she first put the statement it was that statement that instagram post was designed to weaponize her fan base it invites speculate it invites spec it invites her fans to do exactly what they do once they get a target all i'm saying that lexi brown is who the fuck do you think is supposed to clear your name like i don't see that oh i'm confused by that so maybe i'm so lost by that supposed you might be strong i'm saying if should what did lexi brown say in her video i didn't see it i didn't see it i was gonna go somewhere else i'm curious it would just be hard for me to sit here if when you said your paws were stolen right yeah if i knew ish didn't take him he did he did i know but if i knew he didn't take him or you better if you knew he didn't take him right and everybody started going after me i think you'd be like yo it wasn't issue i was with him you know i mean like you don't have to do that i would totally let y'all fuck him up but i get what you're saying i don't know i just can't watch that happen and if i if i could stop it especially if i knew my fans were crazy well fuck that some of them i think all celebrity publicists don't move the same or have the same business plan or model they all also don't react to crisis management the same a lot of them just opt to stay low especially if it ain't my client and let it boil over so it seems like that's what clay is doing so no matter what name they threw out there he wasn't gonna say too much if it don't apply to lexi brown then you're not gonna say too much if it don't apply to lexi brown then you're not gonna say too much unfortunately yeah you just gotta stay stay low too yeah but then come out because you coming out and saying yo it's not me ain't gonna make nobody think it's not you cool but i'm again we speak to all this mental health shit and again the girl the girl is sitting here saying i'm getting death threats behind this shit this ain't just y'all bothering me right it's a little bit more and these fans be crazy as fuck and we know this people don't really care about people's mental health yeah that's the part i think my thing is my thing is they don't it's just something they say online exactly it's not a real thing because you know how they'll look if they don't care about it it's just something that they say to perform okay yeah you see somebody crying walking down the street you don't say are you okay nobody does that but online it's like are you you know are you good in reality you walk past my mother i was like i fucking hate my life i should kill myself you keep walking you do the fuck out the way most people mark shut up some fucking monsters oh my god no i just was saying like if let's say because there's only two scenarios it's true or it's not true if it's true who's gonna come forward and say that it's not on on either side clay or meg and then if it's not true then meg's not gonna come forward and say it ain't true neither is clay clay ain't set a fucking peep yep so that's number one and then if it's not true and y'all you said out of your own mouth that meg is trying to weaponize her fan base then she's not gonna come forward and say it's not true her publicist might not even let her come forward and put a statement out because it's not in the best interest of the public on my client to do so i'm just solely i'm just solely speaking to what meg herself has been through she could kind of identify what she's going through and if that's all innocent then yeah i might do something just because i know what that feels like right that's it bigger point here is you don't date niggas that's sugar cookie colored problem number one present company excluded or you know what i'm saying sugar cookie color that nigga burn on the beach don't do it except for you they can't handle it they can't handle no not white man i'm talking about black light-skinned men that wear i know you're talking about they can't handle it it's hard you gotta be on your a-game pause yeah it got crazy in here i promise you this is some hr i'm like oh my this shit's like going another way it'd be hard yeah i think it's funny how it stood up as the voice for all them niggas that lay on the beach and burn he's like nah we the niggas we still them but they talking about she said cookie cutter and they're a little no sugar sugar yeah that's you that's you babe i got it that's why i defended myself okay you know so you represented all the sugar cookie colored niggas and just niggas with sugar yeah that's your bad you oatmeal yeah it's cool why they got no problem drink all the sugar cookie colored niggas any who's niggas out here problem right oh god fucking sam and diana do y'all care that voting rights are gone no oh my god slavery's almost back it's kind of a big one we kind of got to cover this one why - Because Mark works here. - Oh, please. Problem number one He makes us look so dumb No I care about it What's going on He don't give a fuck That's the worst sincere voice ever You should try I gotta work on it Who's losing their voter rights Black people Everybody who listens to the show Our demo Not our demo Shout out to the whites The Supreme Court made a ruling yesterday That will severely destroy The Voting Rights Act of 1965 The Voting Rights Act of 1965 of course Was a landmark decision That protected or enabled black people To be able to actually have a vote That counted to be able to access the polls We had a vote but it didn't matter so much They basically It was a district It was a district in It was a district in In Louisiana that was protected Let me make it real simple and fast We started drawing voting districts In states to make sure that black people's votes Could count It was done to protect The integrity of the voting process And to make sure that people had districts Where they could actually participate in elections And their votes matter The Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional Because they said It's basically now a moment where To consider race is racist So to To do something even to protect black people Because it's explicitly racist Or racial Makes it unconstitutional So they undid the law Which now means The consequence of this Is that lawmakers can redraw districts In ways that Basically take out our votes Our votes won't count Our votes basically don't count They'll get drowned out Yeah yeah exactly So They said the only way you can make The only way you can do it Is if we can prove that the intention Of the people redrawing it Is racist Now that's almost impossible Can you imagine No one ever says Hey I'm doing this to fuck black people over Of course Even if that's the obvious consequence They had made the law previously That all it had to do was show a racial consequence Or racist consequence We just have to show that By doing it this way Black people get fucked over Now they're like no Black people don't just have to be fucked over We have to have proof That the people wanted to fuck black people over Which nobody says Which we've had Hundreds of years of that proof Exactly So that basically means That over the next year Or two Or five Or ten You're going to see Them redrawing districts All around this country In ways that make it harder and harder For black people's votes Yeah To count They had a vote on Virginia last week Yep Virginia's a major state Where that's happening Louisiana's another major state Where that's happening New Jersey's a state Where we saw these kinds of fights You know And so forth and so on And so It's a really ugly time And this is the consequence Partly of Not partly This is the consequence of Of Trump at all Yeah man We're fucked We're not not fucked We're not not fucked You know what I mean I'm not giving up I ain't a virgin But you know No this shit It piles on It piles on It piles on It piles on You gotta make a joke Because you literally feel fucked Like in danger Like are we We're in danger We already in danger But now we're in danger And fucked Yeah Pretty much It's getting ugly Like what the fuck And they so blatant Yeah it's just so open That's the wild shit It's like Nigga we like You know right here what it is We don't care They ain't gonna do shit Yeah This nigga Yeah man Cause it don't affect him He's in the 1% Oh This definitely affects me Yeah And it's very important I'm glad there's Mark None of his workers Are in the 1% Is there anything we can do No I mean yes There's always something we can do Move to Canada Or the UK Oh shit Vote like our life depends on it In this midterm And just build We have to play the long game Everything that we Have lost Over the last Decade Something wrong with this Or really over the last Five years We've lost Because of strategies That the right Has laid out for decades Sure Reproductive justice We lost Voting rights We lost DEI Affirmative action We've lost These are all things That 20 years ago We thought were impossible Word 20 years ago If you said they're trying To take away abortion We'd have been like What? Shut your damn ass up Exactly Even 10 years ago And then it just happens It's a long game So we have to have The kind of stamina I feel like I gotta pause this But you have to have The stamina to play the Long game For the next You know what I mean For the next 10 to 20 years To actually reverse The damage that's been done That's the answer There's no easy There's no simple solution Gotcha None of us up here Got 20 years We fucked Well we don't eat Little Debbie's or drink Dr. Pepper I got at least 30 or 40 Speaking of yourself What the fuck You look crazy See when the tears Start rolling down your face Just saying How you want us to Pod happy with all This fucking Set it off I waited till the third hour Shit Jesus Mary Joseph In reality You can barely lie You gonna find something We gotta fight about It's important On that scene That set it off You can't watch it And not cry First time Everybody cries The first time I still cry off of that When they kill CeeLo with that Newport one In their mouth That shit fucks me up Every time I'm telling you They killed the equalizer See Some equalizer She is Shot the shit out of Dana Give me body Big Jersey Yeah Big Jersey I'm talking about Dana Exactly Stop playing Who you calling a bitch East Orange Finest Yo music industry people They got some little article Going around Saying Larry Jackson's popped I read it Huh It don't look Like a real thing But it is Where's the article from It's going around It don't matter It looks fake It matters a little bit Popped financially Huh Popped financially Yeah I don't believe that I'm not saying I believe it or don't Oh okay I'm letting Larry Jackson know Cause I know he listens That That's what they saying about you This little article Is gaining traction About 19 different people Sent it to me Important people too Oh shit Who they talking about it All that I'll put it in the group chat It's a good read But who Larry Better come up here And clear it up Please Better come up here And clear it up Larry They trying to talk bad On your name And some of it Sound Yeah Yeah stop playing What If that was going around About me I wouldn't want Larry Jackson To go on this podcast And tell me I'm sure that he's been Made aware of you If you got 19 people Hitting you I'm sure 50 million Have hit you Larry people Is reading that shit You my man So I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell it to you In public You seen the website Huh You seen the website What website Of the article Oh you see I'm on Larry you should address This fast Is it a good website Or a bad website It ain't the best I'm gonna say Oh I sent it I just sent it Yeah nah This the one Yeah I'm putting it In the group chat Yeah nah That's the one right there Oh yeah this the one It's gaining heat Yo the color way You choose When you write A fake article On somebody Is important This red and black shit It's intense When you click it Larry you my man So if you wanna come up here And clear it up Oh that's a nasty URL Oh my god Yeah Oh shit Who could be Saying this about Larry How can you tell Stuff is true or not Now and then This don't look the realest But maybe I don't know Yo what do you Clear up about yourself I know sometimes You be like Absolutely Nothing There's no rumors That would come out That you'd be like I need to say Something about Oh are we No I'm saying Hypothetically I'm just saying like We could put a bleep In it We're taking The table Right Yeah yeah yeah That you should clear up I got you But outside of that No Is that it Not sexuality Not drugs Not money No Nothing Is that how y'all feel too Um I've never had Nothing come But it's gonna happen You're only gonna get More successful And the more successful You get It's gonna be Issues on crack Ish You know what I mean That's how I crossed that bridge Bro It steals Dr. Pepper You ain't read all of Lipstick Alley stuff Clearly It's happening to you buddy Go on page 77 Oh god Lipstick Alley That's where it's at You know he wrote half of it On 79 On page 79 They on his ass He ain't got three pages He's had his page for years Oh yeah me For sure On over there How many you got over there Oh please Please This whole thing is terrible You know If you see mouse 69 On there writing shit about you You know who it is Yo he should just say Joe Budden I feel like I feel like Don't put 69 on there The mouse you creep The Beyonce method Is always like lit Like where you just don't Address anything You don't say anything To anything Uh huh Because that's how Beyonce does it And for the most part What really sticks And you gotta think I have to imagine There's some shit That she does that Doesn't get publicized Like send Expensive paperwork To somebody Right Beyonce mom Was on the internet The next day Once they start talking About her little soup stand The gumbo spot She don't get that From mommy I think that Like okay Beyonce's sister For her fucking husband The bitch ain't say a word She said it in the music Oh fuck y'all She said it I mean she I quit Not really Like for the day It's hard to not address anything But then And I think you're right, that's the best approach. Like, if I say nothing about anything, then it doesn't look suspicious when I'm not responding. I'm not saying nothing until it causes me to say something. Yeah, me and my. If it start affecting shit, then yeah. Until then, y'all got it. So gay rumors won't make y'all come out and speak against it, I mean. Oh. Yo, dawg, her and her dude worth $3 billion collectively. Anything these peons are saying about me ain't gonna. I'm talking about you as you. Ain't even gonna get up the ladder. Yeah, you're talking about you. I'm talking about you, though. Fuck. Would I address certain shit? Yeah, I would address certain shit, but outside of. Ish had a speech about them Dr. Peps. Like, stop playing. That's true. And he was ready. It was ready. Like, he knew it was about to come on. Like, he knew it was coming. He was prepping it all week. This nigga like the president. The mayor. He been drinking them all week. He was prepped. He knew it was bound to come. Oh, shit, there's only one left? Fuck. We need a plan. Get my story straight now. Yeah, in a way, I feel like if you don't say nothing, you don't bring no life to it. When you do say something, you make it even bigger sometimes. And then sometimes you say something and it's not enough. People don't believe it. It just go on and on and on. I always go by how I feel, which is probably stupid. How I feel about what a motherfucker's saying. For the most part, though, I ignore shit. Yeah. And sometimes I might come out and say, yeah, I did that. Like, I'm not scared to do it. I'm not scared of these fucking people. What you gonna do to me? Yeah, you heard I did that. I did that. So what? I think we need more of that. I agree. Like, what the fuck are you gonna do, bitch? Yeah. I smack my baby dad all the time. You see me do it at Target. What? Yeah, whatever you heard about me, who told you? Some of it might be true. Yeah, like, so? What year, Joe, was they talking about? That'll let me know. It's important. And this nigga like a big star forever, years and years. I only been in it for seven, eight years. But shit happens. People grow. It's like I'm supposed to deny some shit I did two, three years ago. Fuck you, bitch. I did it. I mean, what is all the lines? You broke. You gay. You small. Drugs. Those are the ones. Right? Or you cheated. No, not today. You got a side family, side girl. Today they want to throw the allegations on you in a heartbeat. Yeah. Well, I was having this conversation void of like that stuff. Oh, okay. I remember reading one where it said, like, I don't take care of my kid. I haven't seen her. I never met her. I've never seen her. This is. Oh, that's a good one, too. I see a lot about you. That's a good one. They be wearing your ass out. I don't even read the stuff. The thing that I've gotten good at is not reading it, which I didn't used to be good at. And most of what I read about. About you is so, like, left. Like, it's always some crazy, wild shit that's, like, nowhere near. Yeah. True. Ooh. Ooh. Huh? Yo, watch your fucking mouth, all right? I want to tell my man's name, because he was disrespecting my man, all right? Shout out to my girl for holding me down. Watch your fucking mouth. You know what I'm saying? Thank you so much. A box of that and a box of. I'll give. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, wait, wait, wait. And I ain't even eating under your dusty ass cream puffs. I'll give everybody one, including Ish, once we wrap. Parks, you can get two, huh? These are courtesy of Ish. I just want to be clear. Ish sent her, while we was on air, a 12-pack. No, no, no. Keep counting, nigga. Ooh. Oh. Two 12-packs. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, he's trying to fuck. Oh, she shit on me. He trying to fuck. She said, stop putting me on the line. That's all. Oh, God. That's all he's trying to do. That's going to get it done. He sent 50 fucking Dr. Peppers and two boxes of Little Debbie. Bro, shut up. That shit damp again. First of all. Yo, if some Cheetos show up, this is. Why would, like, bro. First of all, wifey got this stuff for me. Wifey got this for me. It's not. Facts. Man, wifey double tripled up on the order. Show Ish, you can hold it down. Because she got to fuck it. It's more attractive that way. Show Ish, you can act normal. You know the vibes. You're an idiot. I do know the vibes. Oh, shit. I've always been a real one. HR. Fuck HR, nigga. This nigga's an idiot, bitch. Oh, man. Y'all want a break? Break? No. No. No. No. No. No. Nigga, we ain't taking a break. She want to eat the fucking oatmeal pie. It's insecure. You got a topic? If you don't pull a topic out, I want to eat boxes. Let's see. All my topics that I got left are problematic ones. And shit that I have absolutely no basis to say, but was willing to come away and say it. Say it anyway. Yo, my nigga, I'm looking at the board. And for the life of me, I'm like, what the fuck is D. Bushki? Yo, I only figured it out because of the BET part. I thought it was D. Bushki, too. You made too much money to not have good, decent penmanship, at least. I thought it was D. Belushi. I definitely didn't think it was Drewski. You really think that's a B? Like, that ass. All jokes aside, you think that's a B? Yo, my nigga. Joe is toughest from dyslexia. Yo, get it together. Did you write your raps? On the BET? No, on the board before BET. No, on the, where it's supposed to be Drewski. It looked like D. Belushi. D. Bushki. Oh, no, that's an R. Yo. That shit looks bad, boy. That shit looks bad, my nigga. Yo, that shit, that shit embarrassing, boy. Yeah, yeah. Y'all get the board next time. Y'all got topics? Nah, that's that. Always. Always. Anybody got a topic or no? That's that Johnny had three apples shit. We have a part of the show. Hey. Demetrius says, do you think now is the hardest time to make a classic album? For starters, I'm in my late 20s, but I think the 90s and 2000s was the easiest time to make a classic album. Not saying it was easier to make great music, but great music was appreciated more than ever, from radio to MTV, from what I've been told, the club scene at the time. You couldn't escape a great song or album because we as people sat with music longer. The window for appreciation was huge and the exposure was infectious. Being six years old and from the South, I didn't know who a Joe Budden was, but I knew every word to a song on Too Fast Too Furious. And even if it isn't the most lyrical, it's one of the greatest, quote unquote, feeling songs. And sadly, I don't think we will ever get that ever again. I think we are seeing the last of the classic albums. What say you guys? I actually completely agree. I agree with you. I think it's very hard to make a classic nowadays. Not quality wise. He's right. It's just, it comes and goes so fast now. The classic, the element, the classic that's most important to me is longevity. And if we're onto a new album every week. I think it's streaming. Yeah. Yeah. I think streaming killed it. Like, yo, back in the day, you had to go buy. If you went to the store and you bought a cassette, my nigga, you listened to that cassette till the shit burned in your brain. Now you got new albums coming out every fucking week on streaming. So all you got to do, that shit came out last week. It's four new albums came out this week that you didn't have to go buy with your money. Yeah. So the attention span is like that because I'm not buying that shit. We have access to too much music too fast all at once. So there's no time to really appreciate anything anymore. And I agree with the financial component too. If you put your money on something, you value it more than something that you don't particularly pay for specifically. And you bought niggas you liked. It was a relatability to an artist. Like, you used to like a certain artist. I remember going to buy an EPMD album or a Big Daddy Kane album. Like, niggas looked up to Big Daddy Kane. You get what I'm saying? So you would listen to that album over and over and over. Now, it'd be songs. I know the song. I used to have to tell me who the artist is because I don't even know the artist. I just know the song from hearing the shit a million times. It's no attachment to the artist nowadays. I think that there's still that, especially with social media. Younger kids too. I just think that, again, if you spent money on something, even if you didn't love it the first time, you're going to listen to it a bunch of times to hope that maybe your $17 will be worth it at some point. Now, if you don't like something or if something is like, eh, you can never listen to that shit again. Never hear it again. Delete that shit out your phone and good night. I agree with everything y'all are saying, but I think that makes me take the other side of the classic argument. Why? That it's easier to make the classic now? Well, it's difficult to make a classic anytime. Yes. In any area. But once you get there, once he starts getting into the whys, a lot of that has to do with the field and the market. And when you get into the field and the market, I think it's easier to identify a classic today because of all of the streamers, because of all of the fat, because of all of the bad music, because music comes out 350 songs every hour, because of all these things. I think when a classic hits, it's easier to tell that this is a classic versus a classic in the 90s when everything, everything is damn near borderline classic. That's valid. That's valid. And the 80s and the 70s. The cream rises to the crop a lot more now. That's valid. Yeah, I would think that. That's valid. I would think that. Classic. And everything wasn't borderline classic back then. It's just we remembering the good shit. There's a lot of 90s days. In the 90s, there was a lot of Tuesdays where it was a lot of classic albums dropping that day. Yeah. There were years with twice. They turned out to be classic later on, bro. That day that the score dropped? Yep. Like, look at the day that the score, the score dropped. Yeah. Yeah. If it was the score, I think it was Outkast. Outkast. ATL, ATL. It was a bunch of shit. Like, that's the tough. I will also say this. That's a tough at bat. People used to spend a lot more fucking time on music then than they do now. Like, in terms of creating it. Yes. Because now niggas is playing the streaming games. And back to the Kehlani album, like, there was pros in the fucking rooms. Yeah. And that felt good. That felt good. Yeah. And there was pros at the labels as A&Rs and shit sifting through shit. Like, it wasn't just, these are, these are, it's about 10 solos. Put it out. Let's see what the algorithm do. Right. Yeah, like, today you, today you eliminate, it's easier to tell, identify what a classic is. One, because most artists ain't even trying to make an album. They trying to just totally get rid of the album altogether. Yeah. So, yeah, the people that are putting real effort into this, it's, yeah, you can tell. Yeah, that's true. You can tell, I think. That's true. I used to have an interlude and a skit on it. It was like a real thing. Told a story. Yeah, that's true. Dog, that Kehlani album, I bought again the uncut shit, like it reminded, it brought me back to, I used to go and buy maxi singles i was a fan of the maxi single because whatever this song is that i like give me the other versions of it you're gonna get you're gonna get the rate the radio mix the club mix extended extended the remix with yes on this person did a beat to it as well on the b-side and it's just innovative right it reminds me it's like nipsey putting out the hundred dollar album it's like yes i keep saying it's up to the artist to find out how to get value we could hear that how to get value for the art right so we can't just keep putting our blood sweat and tears on the album some of these albums is going for 4.99 6.99 9.99 nah nigga you just spent your whole life doing this shit and that's the trade-off to those who are playing this instant gratification streaming game right now we'll sell it low so that more people can quote unquote buy it so that back then you wanted to make a classic album right now you want a great first week that's that's the growth today for a lot of artists today the goal is that first week we want to come in at number one we want to be able to say number one album in 200 countries or whatever the case may be are they really artists no that's commerce we getting into are they really artists or they just rappers that was your point right some people want to rap business some people make it in life yeah some i think it's more um people playing the rap business game than the rap artist game today and part of that is because artists art keep getting devalued so if artists are incentivized to fucking create art right like if i could buy the kaylani album and then buy the uncut and then buy the maxi and then buy the folded ep and then you don't generate it have a much off of this one fucking song or these two fucking songs as soon as i saw i need you bad or the brandy record on there two times you got you got a another 10.99 for me there's people out there like i need you bad or the brandy record on there two times you got you got a another 10.99 like me people that don't mind spending 10.99 three four and five times when the tape used to get fucked up in the 90s we had to go get another one when somebody came over and stole the fucking you had to go you had to go buy another tape like yeah i don't know that's how i feel about it by the way february 13th 1996 all eyes on me came out that same day as the score that's like just a clap that's just a great day yeah like that that's that's a hard time for somebody that's a that's a crazy day yeah what that's a rough day that's a rough i want to say red man dropped that day like yeah a bunch of shit february 13th i think diggable planets no i might be thinking of another that's it yes diggable was earlier that year but like just a great total came out that i mean just a lot of great music came out that day like it's just a it was a special day but that's that's i feel like the 90s especially 96 96 was a crazy year 96 was tough period yeah 98 too yeah there's a couple it's another one those might be the two best album years for hip-hop yeah they're up there i'm throwing 2016 in that mix that's what the old nigga maybe i just can't accept nothing after 1999 was rafia 2012 and 2016 are they have they were you're not wrong they belong in the conversation yes they do in 96 yeah 2012 and 2016 for sure belong in the converse say i'm not saying that they're better than absolutely belong but 94 96 i think that 2012 26 yeah if i'm mistaken yeah it's some years i think that ghetto boys album came out 96 onyx had an album out that roots album was out like yeah you see it i don't know not well for that particular day it wasn't on that date but it was that yeah yeah no it's uh for february 13th it's all hours on me the score um and then it's mad skills from where those are the ones on that day all right so we're done with that anything anything else uh anything else you guys got to get off your mind minds hearts spirits souls no last words 96 i mean just i'm just i'm scrolling the whole 96 or something bro 96 was the crazy 94 96 was the year yeah telling you 96 was serious yeah 96 we got a guest here we could talk we got a legend here we got an absolute legend we got a legend with good fucking skin still this is this man this man yeah real shit this is him right here man this is my man real excited to have him uh we could talk to him about the 90s yeah uh all hearts and minds are clear yeah but you sure yes sir mark is there some social injustice happening we gotta fight somewhere i did one i got another one for patreon mona is there some street justice that needs to be addressed we gotta free anybody i mean i do have a show next week in detroit at the punchline hey shout out to detroit all right all hearts and minds are clear good talk good talk good time today ish congrats i'm part of the month man you do deserve well deserve well deserve you do deserve it it ain't like the last you one they gave you this is a real one this one you earned this ain't a scene that we earned don't piss me off how many i'm supposed to go uh how many i'm supposed to go um one i know i think one i know you asked me how many you want mona it's fucking one two bullshit no two back to back right oh i want two yeah you wasn't i ain't getting no chain nigga oh yeah that's before we had the chain the war really don't count if you ain't with the chain no i don't i got a piece of shit and i'm trying for it i'm just suck y'all hold it down out there man have a real good weekend be safe stay on your p's and q's stay alert hopefully y'all have enjoyed this broadcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there and we'll see you next week until the next time we bid you adieu farewell adios so long goodbye or simple head nod will suffice remember life is a series of moments and moments past this song was so hard man so let's make this one last oh yeah as if it's all we have last but certainly not least there's cory a cousin man honestly you can't just keep sitting here not cory a cousin cory a cousin are you gonna go to the uh chris brown usher show uh with me you wanna go together fuck you nigga i wanna go to last but certainly not least the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things grab you a tylenol you might need it any plans this weekend any plans this weekend weekend plans anything exciting what we doing you chillin shit nothing chillin nothing got work going this weekend man nothing damn nothing right kids yeah i got the kids man kids yeah i gotta try to put with him a little bit i got a little i haven't put a little party for my we finally decided to have his birthday party it's a month late but we're gonna have it yeah goddamn right yeah yeah so we're gonna do that for him this weekend and i supposed to have a martial arts competition this weekend but i may have to i'm gonna pull out because of my ankle but i'm still gonna go so i'll be up in uh ramapo new jersey okay yeah you should still go even if you're not in the gym you're still gonna go to the gym you're still gonna go to the gym your presence is impressive like you're not trying to say i'll be there for that i'm sure you could probably still chop a board or something right make my ankle something light so i don't know you have one of these jump on my ass i get it it's cool i can't get in this woman i had a big weekend playing with my son but this thing called asked if she can get my weekend i gave it to her but i acted sad i acted though yeah i acted sad i act like how could you do this yo come on you keep taking that's my time and he looking forward to this and you know i miss him you know i'm it's just my heart yes hit the sax on why not now chris brown you know you could let that sax ride a little bit a little four-bar break y'all look down out there man till next time here we go i can't say sorry i want to love you i want to love you I'm from the web i'm from the web and nitty era it's the network