Episode 10: Beyblades

Hello, and welcome to Gladiotrone, the official podcast of the Deep State. Opinions expressed herein are not our own. We actually have a full crew today. We have the antagonist and we have Rusty. He's he's back from the past. Good morning. Hello, hello antagonist and hello, flesh. I am glad to be back. I apologize for being such a bad, terrible host, according to the comments that I've seen. Yeah, they're really tearing your ass up. Yeah. Well, you know, poor flesh, poor, poor flesh. They bring on a host every other week. I look into the comments and I see everyone hating the entire podcast. They hate you. They hate everyone you bring on. Yeah. I like to view the podcast as punishing them. Well, because they still listen to it. Like, you know, that's on them. They deserve to be punished. They aren't stopping. They're foolish for listening at all. Like, if anyone looks at me and thinks, you know, that's a guy that needs to be given, you know, just in an hour, an hour and a half of my undivided attention to just say things into my ear. Like while I'm at the gym or driving, they're, I don't know, that's like, I forget who made the tweet, but it was the one about like, if you get molested by Stephen Hawking that's on you, it's kind of is your fault. If you're molested by Stephen Hawking, yeah, you have to be putting yourself in a pretty precarious situation of weakness to allow that to possibly be a situation, I mean, literally stand in the grass or some sand. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. And you're safe. You're instantly safe. Yeah. Stand like away from him. Just, I mean, also, he's dead. Or is that too now? Yeah. Or if he gets in front of you, shoot him in the head. That. Yes. What if he had mind powers? He could have had mind powers. I hope he did have mind powers because he ran out of all the other powers. And so just for balance, game balance, he should have had mind powers. God, I hate to talk about Stephen Hawking too much, but what was that situation where like early in the 90s, he had an interpreter and he was just kind of mumbling, weird, awkward nonsensical things and it was being translated into the most, quote, unquote, brilliant, physics findings of the time about the nature of the universe. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. That was before they invented computers. Right. I do. I vaguely recall that. And also it reminds me of Helen Keller when it comes to, yeah, they actually say, yeah. That bitch was faking. I'm faking a guy on this hill. Like the fact that as soon as her, you know, her friend, her interpreter, whatever, the person that she supposedly, you know, whatever weird way dictated her brilliant novels to. As soon as that bitch died, she just never wrote anything again for like 30 years and then came back and did some weird communist thing. Fuck that. No, that bitch was faking, well, faking the writing, so I don't think she was faking being fucked up. Oh, yeah. So wait, she wasn't faking being fucked up. Anna Solman. So just implanted all these ideas in her head and then next thing you know, Helen Keller was flying an airplane was Anna Silverman in the cockpit. Was she actually? No, I don't think that she, where did the plane come from? I saw her later. No, no, that's a different like Rusty. That's a different lady. That's Amelia Earmark. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. No, no, hold on a second. Helen Keller flew a plane. No, Helen Keller did not flew a fly a plane. Helen Keller was the like mad disabled lady. Well, I'm just saying a Google's AI says yes, Helen Keller flew a plane in 1947, taking the controls of a Douglas Skymaster for about 20 minutes over the Mediterranean Sea, guided by her interpreters, tactical instructions on her palm. Holy shit. No. These fucking people. Yeah. I don't believe that. No depth to which they will not stoop when it comes to making shit up. They'll just make up fucking anything, man. I mean, actually, I could believe, if it was over the Mediterranean, like, like a brick could have done that. I get, well, I guess that's what they're saying it did. Yeah. I mean. I'm not even sure if Helen Keller, like this is a Helen Keller hater household. Absolutely. I mean, just for the communism stuff, but also for the disability. Yeah. I don't know. She should have been left on a hillside to die. Yeah. Left outside her front door for a bunch of wolves to eat, but, uh, but right now, you had to palm the word water into her hand for her to stay hydrated and not dehydrate and fucking die. Right. Oh, how you write with your finger on somebody's palm fast enough, pull up, pull up to rain, but I guess. Anyways, I'm glad we're all back. Yeah. Sorry. I'm glad we're all back here. I'm glad there's, there's three hosts. We can all talk and, and, and equally agree that we hate the audience. Perfect. Well, yeah. I don't think the antagonist hates the audience yet. He will. No. I haven't read a single comment yet, and, uh, I mean, well, there is that, you know what, I, I know nothing about, um, it's not sound cloud. It's the other one. Spotify. I know nothing about Spotify. I don't even know if people can put a comment on Spotify. I didn't look. I didn't want to look. Yeah. Actually, the comments on the comments of the last episode were actually very positive. Um, so you've, and it's like, and I've tried it like, yeah, like this is the first episode that has gotten, um, you were a president for the first episode that did not get people being like, you know, like I want my hour back. Okay. Well, I don't follow you on YouTube because of this podcast on Spotify. That's pretty amazing then. I, I guess, I guess I'm retarded for underestimating their retardedness, then that's, that's wonderful. How lovely. Yeah. So, yeah, you're stuck with me now, guys. Yeah. Yeah, you can never underestimate the retardedness of the audience is, uh, hard lesson. I've had to learn. Yeah. I guess, I guess I, I, I know better than to believe anything they say, you know, uh, especially when they said passionately, it seems like the audience is actually, uh, full of very, very brilliant people who seem to know essentially a lot more than anyone on the podcast about whatever is being spoken about on the planet. I'm sure. They're lying, they're lying, even if it, even if I'm wrong, they're lying. Well, then why would they listen to the podcast? Uh, that's, that's the proof they're lying. Right. Smart people wouldn't listen to the podcast. Um, so like speaking of my, um, burgeoning God complex, uh, the joke in that, um, sentence was the word burgeoning, burgeoning, yeah, but I've, so I don't know how many of you were on Twitter, but I have, uh, been kind of, um, sculpting my cult. Um, and we're about to, like, actually start using it. I've seen this. Yes. Um, like the, the main goal, uh, really that I had in creating my, so like, if you've been on Twitter and you see anyone whose name ends with simulator, and they're using the, uh, the, the, the ball, the, the flesh ball profile picture edited, probably just judging by the number of ones I've seen to have some sort of horribly offensive, uh, image in it. Like, hell yeah. Like, I think like, I did a series of NFTs for all the people who made it through like, um, complex simulator basic training, um, and like three of them had swastikas. What is that training consist of, um, basically just going out and, uh, being an annoying dick to people, uh, to, to prepare them for what I'm going to have them do. The goal here, uh, really is to turn DC back into a square, um, to reverse the retro session of 1846 and restore the land that is currently Alexandria and Arlington, Virginia to federal control as part of the district of Columbia, like per the original 10 by 10 square mile outline because of, you know, basically constitutional flaws with the recognition of the retro session, the fact that it was done device slavery. The real reason is a to punish the new governor of Virginia, Abigail Spanberger, who I'm not a fan of, um, but also because I have a pet project of wanting to get the height limit in word eight overturned, and it's suddenly, um, like adding Rosalind to federal control suddenly, uh, would give very, very, very good precedent to make it so that we can actually just build tall buildings on the other side of the river. Like, you know, you cause it's like, oh, if we can now build without a height limit on the other side of the Potomac, we should be able to do that on the other side of the city and across the, uh, and we could get rid of the worst part of the ghetto in D. Z. It would turn into high rises. Okay. Where are you going to put them? They can leave. They can get bought out. They can take their money and move elsewhere. They can, they can move into the high rises. I don't care. It's just it's a move into the high rises. I mean, like, I, I'm not living there, like it's, it, but is it, it is an eye sore. I don't know how deep that river is, but I, I think you don't have to take them far. I mean, we're not, I'm not trying to kill them. Like, no, like, this is a, this is a serious political campaign. Like, it's hard to campaign on something if the campaign is, we're going to kill you. Well, um, you don't tell them that. That's all, you know, you save that for like, I actually do have a position on this where it's like any land being sold to like company, property developers, like any, any company that is buying property on the other side of the Anacostia, uh, for the purpose of, you know, redeveloping it, which, which all of it would be like, they would have to pay, like, an additional fee to any tenant in the building to keep people from being screwed out of it by landlord. Like, property values are going to explode there. It's going to just radically, economically revitalize a terrible, terrible area. Um, that's my pet issue for while I make DC square also, like I said, to punish Abigail Globerger. Okay. Well, all right, plus it's, it's more aesthetically pleasing. Yeah. It's a square. It should be a square. It's meant to be a square in the first place. Right now, it's a square with a bite taken out of it. Yeah. And it's like, if we're going to have a, if we're going to have it be bounded by the river on one side, like we should also have it be bounded by the river on the other side. But no, that's, like, it is a ridiculous situation. It just never has been litigated. And so actually the movement that I've been working on, um, like the real brains behind this is my friend, uh, Chairman Juan, who you may know from being the guy who, um, designed to a, so he, he designs 3D printed Glock frames and he designed a very notable one recently. Hmm. News worthy. Right. Right. I think I've got a couple of his around somewhere. Yeah. But, um, he, he's also a fellow DC head, uh, fellow, um, uh, district Stan. Like, this has been one of his big, like, it's sort of pet issues, um, for a while. And like, I've been talking to him about it, and it's like, Oh, shit, this has never actually been litigated. Huh. Okay. So, like, all it needs is for some executive order to overturn the retrocession of 1846, uh, to go through. And then then it just goes to the Supreme Court. What is the red session of 1846? Basically, DC started out as a 10 mile by 10 mile square. And then in 1846, the land that was on the other side of the Potomac. So basically, the part that's now Virginia, uh, the, it's currently northern Virginia. Um, they were like, Hey, we heard that the district is trying to outlaw slavery and we've got like, hella slave yards here. Um, and we want to keep those. So can we please leave? And because everyone in Congress, uh, like had investments in, you know, like confederated slave holdings, LLC or whatever the fuck, um, they were like, yes, of course, of course, you can leave. Um, and so the only reason that, uh, the areas that basically comprise, you know, modern day, Alexandria, Virginia and Arlington, Virginia are not part of the district of Columbia, which, you know, from like a logistical standpoint, like obviously they fucking are, it's the, the city just continues on the other side of the river, um, and it's because of slavery. Like they were just like, Hey, we're going to quit being part of the district and be part of Virginia so that we can keep selling slaves here. And everyone in Congress was invested in the slave markets. And so yeah, okay, we're trying to, we're, we're returning DC squarehood. So the new governor of Virginia has recently, like just recently took office, like the election was, I guess, whatever back in November, um, but she's been sworn in and the state has immediately gone to shit so much worse than anyone could possibly have imagined. So there are a lot of, so I got very snarkly corrected about this on Twitter. Um, oh, yes. And so I can be extra correct here. Only some of these things were executive orders from her directly. The others were just acts being put forward by state delegates that she did not block. Right. Okay. And like they knew that the previous governor, Glenn Youngkin, um, all seven board of him. Yeah, like, oh, God, um, so Mrs. Simulator, one, like, and this is just a Glenn Youngkin story that I need to add in here. We were in the false church target and she just completely fucking like, just juke Glenn Youngkin. Oh, okay. Like she just, she just cut in front of him and like, like completely cut him off. Like, was not watching where she was going at all. And like, so the two, like his two bodyguards, whatever, like the Virginia Secret Service guys that were with him. And for the record, Glenn Youngkin is a very, very, um, like noticeable guy in public because not only does he have that famous person or about him and that, um, politician darkness, just imagine if Tucker Carlson was seven feet tall. No. So fucking tall, like he's, he's like six foot eight or something. He's like, a lot, he's freakishly tall in person. Um, so he, he, he does like definitely do like a very, um, exaggerated stumble. And so he turns and he's like, what the fuck? And she's just, you know, just drifting away, like, you know, oh, look, I saw something over here. What the enjoying her whimsy. No doubt. Yeah, um, walking, uh, navigating the target very Chinese Lee. If you've ever been to a great wall market, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about here. Um, cutting a lot of bids, yeah, just sort of like, like, like a jellyfish. Yes. Oh, okay. I know those from Mario. Yes. Um, this is the character who turned into water in the first X-Men movie from the early 2000s. Yeah, like, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like that. She moves like a green shell in Mario Kart. Anyways, um, Glenn Youngkin, like, has been dealing with the incredibly terrible set of VA state delegates for a while now by just sort of blocking all of their retarded bills they put forth. Um, this new lady, Abigail Spanberger, um, who it's spent the majority of her career at like, as a just straight up glowy, like, she was a CIA operations agent, their operations officer. I think that's the actual term. Um, yeah, so she has just like, I'm not a fan of this lady. She has a tremendously evil aura. Well, I do like that then, uh, is it the evil, evil kind of evil? No, no, the Hillary Clinton kind of evil. Oh, no. The, the, the, the Hillary Clinton type of evil is still the sexy type of evil. If we're talking about like these old photographs, you know, we don't mean young Hillary Clinton. Uh, young Hillary could get it. No, this is like, you know, Pokemon go to the polls here, uh, Hillary, uh, patooie. Yeah. Like, I'm also, I'm also a fan of evil women. Like, you know, you see who I'm with, but, right, right. Like, I'm with someone who just making a meme of things that she has said to me, like, got, like, probably 500 people attempting to cancel me. Oh, yeah. Just, just for dating her. But this is your handler that you're talking about, or this is your girlfriend wife. I mean, I don't want to get personal. I'm not really sure what all you, um, my girlfriend wife is, uh, is probably the closest way to put it, um, yes, the, but this bitch, yes, this, this bitch is, um, it's someone entirely. Anyway, I have no relation to Abigail Spanberger. And I think that she's probably going to be a very bad governor. But the thing that has been, yes, the things that have been passed, not not passed, I guess, but put forward, um, and accepted and acknowledged, like, I need to pull these up. But the most galling one was the removal of mandatory minimums for a bunch of specific crimes, like that were named, named explicitly, right? And these crimes include distribution of child pornography, manslaughter, um, like assaulting a fireman. Hmm. Okay. So rape, all right, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, getting rid of mandatory minimums in case, you know, the judge was like, Oh, I wish I could, you know, not sent in to you to jail, um, for running a child pornography website, but you got to have five years. Now that's, this is health, who is this helping any of these laws? They all, like, it's going to help all those people are rapists, it's going to help all those people that live really close to DC, who just so happen, you know, to have some very, very warm hard drives all the time, yeah. Are these goofy laws? I mean, so how many you just mentioned, you mentioned like about five out of what, 15, do you have that list of the other ones? I, I am curious to see like, yeah, let me just pull this up because, um, like there's been a collection on the, the executive orders were the ones that were done and written by her personally. And the most galling one of those by far was the one that basically allowed for, um, government employees in the state of Virginia to use unlimited public funds for their own private residents. Kill them. What? Yeah, so it's like, you can buy a $3 million house if you're like some, you know, you're, the Leesburg Comptroller, I mean, they really, she really did just try and make like ungovernment legal. What the fuck is this? Like this is, there are, there are, uh, Roman governors from like the year five that would blush at this bullshit. Yeah. What are we talking about? Yeah. Neuro would would cringe at the, uh, the power. Well, now hold on a second. I'm looking at Google images right now and I see you're wearing a fine white coat. And I see a picture with her and her, her beautiful family. Yeah. You know, just, she seems like a legitimate person, so maybe we should give her a break. Yeah. A doctor governor. I don't think this is a sociopath. I think it's a normal person trying to possibly do the best for not only her state, but for the nation as a whole. And we might just be misinterpreting, uh, her intentions. The, um, can you come take a walk with me real quick? Sure. All right. That's where we go. Oh, onto the sticks. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah. Do you know where my role of plastic is? I see a lot of children's bones out here underneath the leaves of Virginia. That's quite odd. I mean, no, not a McLean. Those are in great falls. Oh. Oh, shit. All right. See, I was just going to throw something out there. Yeah. Yeah. Of course, of course. Come on. You know, um, I'm, I'm scrolling back to find this. There's an account that's basically going through and, uh, documenting like all of the new laws that have been put forth because like the, the, the truly insane bananas ones. Right? Yeah. I mean, so the limit executive order sounds pretty fucking insane that that's, that's pretty bad. What the fuck says that it gets so much worse. Um, the laws that have been put forth by like the, you know, various northern Virginia state delegates, you know, Vivian Watts, whatever, um, like one of them. It makes it literally illegal to hand count ballots. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that. Uh, so I absolutely want no one ever to check anything. Yeah. It makes it illegal to hand count ballots. There's one that, um, mandates of voting and via the internet, which is like, I, I can't see a, uh, possible way that that could go wrong. What do you mean, man? It's like, so you have to vote via the internet. I mean, this is what Joe Rogan's been pushing, right? Like everyone voting online and taking away like actual physical ballots, uh, cause what was the last thing, what taken away male, male in ballots, which seem to make no sense to me. Cause I mean, I guess on one aspect, you can say that you don't trust the, uh, USPS, but I don't. I know. I know. So, but then what's the other option is like some sort of easily manipulatable digital ballot entry system. Right. You know, there's like, I have one thing about this for a long time. There's all the, the block chain, brew, ha, ha, uh, there's got to be NFT voting somewhere, right? I figured that out already. Haven't they? Oh, yeah. I've been pushing, like, I've been pushing for like block chain voting for years, cause I, I was like real early into Bitcoin and that will never, ever get passed because with that one, you can't do voter fraud. Right. Exactly. Well, that, that's the idea. Like that, that one would never work. Well, it will work once we fix it is the thing, you know, all, all of everything that's going to go down here in a while, then when it's done, okay, fine, we'll, we'll just make sure block chain voting and remind me some time to tell you my Bitcoin story. So you can, you can cry with me with my Bitcoin story sometime. Oh, my, my Bitcoin story might, uh, might be worse than yours because like my second worst Bitcoin story is that I formatted $780,000 of Dogecoin. That's pretty rough. Um, that's pretty rough. My, my worst one is the, and I did, the last time I checked via math, it is an electric wallet with $76.2 million of Bitcoin in it. That's just cool. Okay. No, what do you know? We have the same fucking story. Right. Right. So long, long ago, all right, I'll just throw it, long, long ago, uh, when it, when it first popped up anywhere, you know, I, I, I, I was terminally online then also. And so I, oh, I heard, okay. So it's internet monies. Great. And that's all I knew about it. It's fine. Well, you know, I never turned my computer off. Anyway, fuck it. I'll just have, I'll leave the minor thing running forever. Were you on overclocking.net? I was. That's how I got into Bitcoin. Back from the same forum at the same party. This was in 2009, right? It yep. It sure was. Okay. So, right. So, uh, I had a minor running for non-stop, um, eight years and forgot it was there and just left it. And that computer was never turned off. Oh, my God. No. And, oh, boy, and, uh, at one point, uh, during a breakup, I thought, you know what, everything's gone wrong and I'm going to treat myself. I'm going to upgrade my computer. And you know, well, you got to be safe about throwing away your old hard drives. You drilled it. I fucking drilled it and I put it in a scrap microwave and I nuked that fucker. And, uh, it's gone, dude. It's gone. And, like, shortly after that was when I stumbled back across Bitcoin and I was like, oh, that dead. What, what, what machine did I have that on? Yeah. What was on that hard drive? Oh, man. And I went back through my storage and was like, oh, is it this one? And I plugged it in. No, it's not that one. Rebuilt two other PCs that I'd ripped apart and put back together for other stuff, you know. And then it dawned on me. And I, I, I don't know how many millions of dollars in Bitcoin this would be. I don't know how much a minor from 2009, uh, until Jesus, like, okay, I may be exaggerating with eight years, uh, but like, okay, no, it's 2015. So, so what I will say is that when in 2009, if you were, so you know what? Um, graphics card you had, was it like a, that would have been like a 58 70 or something like that around those times? Probably. Yeah, that sounds right. Um, the, the hash rate was that you could mine roughly one Bitcoin every two weeks. Back then. Okay. Okay. Um, by yourself. I might have killed myself. No, no, uh, you know, you know what, one of the thing I've, I've comforted myself by knowing, you know what, if I had been paying attention to it in 2012, when it got like to $1,200 for a Bitcoin, there's no way I would have held onto it. I, I would have definitely gone $1,200, nobody's going to pay $1,200 for Internet money. Fucking sell it. Yeah. Hell yeah. Uh, there's, I never would have, my hands are not diamond. I'd never would have held it. I would have never made it to the crazy money that it is now. That's fine. You know, even if I had, even if I had, you know, still hold on to it. No, no, no. Biscone. Maybe I'm tired of you here, but like isn't Bitcoin highly, I mean, listen, I have it. And I've been into this for a little bit. But doesn't this just seem like this is an apps, an absolute fucking psyop? Yes. I mean, the technology is good. Yeah, everyone says the technology is good and the more they try to explain to me the less I understand with Ethereum and Ethereum is what all fucking CIA control, whatever happened to that guy. No, they say they want to show Lana. They all went on Salana was XRP and blah, blah, blah, but like, yeah, what the fuck just the, this is not real currency. I mean, I know people are bad news for you about dollars, yeah, listen, listen, I know about dollars. I know about dollars and I hate dollars, but also I hate, I hate crypto. I hate fucking crypto. I hate crypto. I have fucking dollars. I hate dollars, but it's like the anti Jew. You're talking about, I mean, I hate the money. I hate it. Okay. All right, all right, I don't want to get too down, you know, down this rabbit hole of like anti crypto as someone who even holds it, but this is the exact type of currency that you would want. If you wanted all of your transactions easily read and taxed and capitalized on why the fuck, how is crypto? Yeah, that's why they're normalizing it and that's why they're pushing it so that we can try to institute a CBDC. But why, why, I know crypto, but like why Bitcoin is Bitcoin just the first, is it? It was just the first Bitcoin, yeah, like Bitcoin is the gold of crypto. Right. Yeah. And the one that gets of the fake ones, yeah, the only one that's actually reasonably secure is Monero, which is why that's the only one that you can't buy in any kind of reputable market. Oh, shit. Nice. Can't buy Monero. That's the only one that is accepted for buying internet trucks. Yeah, well, so I mean, this is why I always go back to these hard metals because I'm, I'm a retard and it's got to be about silver and metals. You know, you got to have copper. If you don't have skulls and skulls of copper in your backyard, if you keep your money in a bank rather than keeping, oh, I don't know, 10 ton of copper, skull wire in your backyard, you're throwing your money away at this point. You got to disguise that given, I mean, given the current state of the fucking metals market, like you would be throwing your money's away, like, like that shit is insane. Like I've, I'm not in, I'm not in silver or gold at all. I'm not really in savings at all, but why is that because I spend all my money? Well, so, so you just have your money as like internet liquid and you're spending it all rather than, I mean, obviously, it's something like precious metals. God, I hope I don't bore people with this, but it's blowing up literally, well, it is. Okay. I mean, look at it. Gold cost, as I'm saying this right now, last I looked up, it was $4,777, it was $1900, like fucking two and a half years ago. So this is, yeah, that is 2.5 increase. Silver went from $26 in ounce and it's at like $95 in ounce right now, which is crazy. This isn't that was all within the same year, yeah, or it went up to 88. So it's like four folded. So why is this happening? Is this hype? Is this like an XRP hype or are people just buying? Oh, this is the collapse of the dollar. Yeah. This is the class. Gold is not more expensive. The dollar is just cheap. The dollar is cheap. That's all it is. The dollar is cheap as fuck. And getting cheaper. Okay. When we added, what did they inject like $7 trillion in 2020? There was only a $14 trillion in circulation at the time anyway. So that necessarily wipes out half the value of the dollar. You know, that's just what you've now cut the pizza into smaller slices. There's still only worth one American military dominance, okay? The sum total of all dollars equals one American military dominance. If you have more dollars, now, okay, each dollar is worth less. There's no way around it. This is the most libertarian I'll be. Is this right here? Is yelling about inflation. But like fucking, of course it did. And so at some point, gold must do this because gold is real money and dollars aren't real. So of course, gold is going to go berserk for, you know, its value versus the dollar. And each person who realized that, and okay, so it took five years for this particular explosion to mature to hear. But okay, that's just each one more person who's caching out dollars and buying gold, you know, is going to raise the value of the gold and continue to shit on the dollar. So I want inflation. I want to know about, so whenever I follow crypto versus, you know, USD and I know the United States dollar is having a hard time keeping its dominance as like the petrol dollar, especially with stuff like Venezuela, who knows what's all causing this. Everyone can speculate on it, but it's like, do you trust in crypto? How is this not the deep state currency? Well, but they all are. Yeah. Well, but some can be, some, every single transaction of a certain type of currency can be connected, like cash is better than crypto. If you don't want to deal with the government, well, maybe I'm a libertarian or a faggot or who, you know, same thing, lose, I just call them losers. I don't have to hit the slur necessarily. Well, I mean the slur, but I say loser. The L word. Yeah, right. Let's be that one too. That one too. But like, okay, so if what you were worried about is does someone know that I spent this money in this way, I don't, I don't even think cash gets that job done anymore. It's not like you left your phone at home, you know? So cash, cash blows because it loses all of its value, but it's just not, it's just not recorded in the way that crypto is recorded. Yeah, but yeah, it's like, well, I mean, sure, by like what, like the flock cameras by whatever you got in your pocket, mostly, but then also the flock cameras, you know, what are you talking about? Were you saying yes for them, flesh, you saying yes to this that everything in my pocket? Have you seen, like I talked about this recently, the thing that one of the most like invasive digital penopticon moments that I've had recently was, so I was living in someplace a while back and I had a Walmart that I would shop at fairly frequently. And I never had any kind of account any, I never set up anything there. I never had the rewards card. I never had, but they knew what they, what you bought there because you paid with cash. Well, no, so I paid with a debit card there, but what happened was eventually one day I needed to do some kind of like store pickup for an item because it was only available online, something like that. And so I had to make an account on their system and after I finished checking out with my brand new account, I go into the recommendations and it's just like, you know, recent purchases and it shows me everything that I've bought at that Walmart in person for like the last two years. Yeah. And across how many different payment forms, it was, it had both, like basically both of the cards I used. Yeah. Okay. Well, sure. So we understand that like all of our payments are all attached and there is like an app. This is the only reason why I'm saying things like paying with physical currency. Which they're cutting this out of everything is just because you don't necessarily want to have a paper trail where, you know, if you go and buy coffee and you pay with a $5 bill, which not these days, you have to pay with a 10, right? But you don't necessarily want them to know that you were there. You don't, I don't. I know you were there if you have your phone with you. Yeah. I need to get rid of my fucking phone and then how do we get a good flip phone, a good solid flip phone, which does that you can actually open up and, you know, take a battery out of, take the battery out of and find the things that you can be disabled that don't are not necessary. But even then, I guess aren't they still pinging you. It's all over. Yeah, man. So I'm over here railing about nothing. Sorry. It's all right. It is a daunting concept that like no for real, they, buddy, they got you, we're gotten. We are already get gotten, right? So that's the point that y'all were making on this last podcast is like just because the powers that be already have the power. So then how do you navigate within that system versus you appease them and you be subjective against that system? You appease them when you have to and the rest, listen, it's, if you have a tiger by the tail, the number one thing you don't do is let go of the tail. Just don't do that, you know, and in this case, okay, there's nothing they don't necessarily know. I'm not a couple of magicians that would, would disagree with you there. Well, I think maybe they should have held onto the hips, but fucking, there's nothing that these guys don't necessarily know. They may not know offhand, but it's like I'm not anonymous to them. In no way am I hidden from a dedicated and empowered system, right? I am politely hidden from literally everyone, right? I, I don't use connective information. And even when I'm skitso posting about stuff, sometimes I skitso post just for the giggles and sometimes I am skitso posting real shit, but it's not necessarily connected to anything. It's all in some way or another disembodied, right? So no, wait, what do you mean, well, when you say skitso posting, what do you skitso posting about? Um, what Twitter? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or wherever I happen to be at the time, you know, but it's a, there's real shit and there's not real shit, but the not real shit is still making the real point, you know? None of it is, is me personally, you know, none of it's actually identifiable. It's all at least a little hazy somehow. One way or another, it's all obscured. Ten seconds, somebody could snatch my shit from inside the system, you know, uh, that's the point of the system. Yeah, right. Right. So, um, everything anyone has done on a computer since I would say probably 2014 is basically just, they can just, I mean, you know, just don't make yourself a target. Don't, don't give them a reason to go sort through the giant pie hole. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I, I endeavor to be so entertaining so that instead of them showing up and killing me in the middle of the night, they giggle and then they're like, nah, just not to let them do another episode. It's fine. You know, that's not, I have to, I'm a dancing clown, uh, for my safety, you know, aren't we all dancing clowns here because if every single thing that we say is being registered and our money is being, uh, recorded how it's used, our location services from our phones, they know everything we're saying. So we can, I mean, what is the point of even what we're talking about? Are we trying to enlighten people about, like the audience is something, not even that it's just like, you know, give up. Yeah, just give up. It's, it's fucking over. There's nothing. It's your phone and don't get the chip. And then, uh, yeah, don't get the ground yourself in a bathtub. I would say the way out is through. Yeah, that's all just, just basically just don't be a terrorist. Don't know how, how easy to say that, how easy to say, don't be a terrorist person with an army of a bunch of, uh, uh, at bars that look exactly like you. I never said don't be a simulator. And that's, that one's not me. That's right. That could be a cult leader, don't, but I never said, you know, don't do like Jones town. I'm making them all kill themselves. Well, yeah, it's going to be a such a good prank. Um, but, yeah, no, I'm not, not yet, I, that, that'll be, that comes later. Um, I just think that they're going to come back to all of us whenever the time becomes appropriate. I mean, right now we're kind of living through this weird safety interstitial war. We're allowed to kind of rebel against, uh, the powers that be in the financial systems. And we're pretend, we're larping as though by using crypto, maybe not y'all, but me as a layman, uh, the layman larp is that we're using crypto to, oh, I can spend this money and, uh, trade it with other things and no one will ever know as though everyone doesn't know everything already, but the second they want us to be the villain, we don't have to do anything bad. They just have to pin us as the villain because that's the easiest thing to do. Of course. I mean, that's, that's the way it's always work. Like it doesn't even matter if you haven't done anything bad. They'll make something up like Timothy McVeigh, um, kind of, I mean, I think he had some like, uh, like, uh, fucking, what's his name, uh, John Hinckley, Jr. Yeah. All he wanted to do was impress Jody Foster. That's right. And that's a noble goal, a lesbian. I mean, sort of, yeah, well, I think, I don't, I don't think she was older than, because she might have been 13 flesh, but that's not necessarily the, oh, okay, it's not good. It's different. Yeah. Oh, that fix is all of it. It doesn't make it okay. It was assessed. You're the one that would be exact to each. Well, listen, I'm, I'm doing a study. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. Study, doing a study and by making incredible sports anthems, right? Personally, I didn't like her in, uh, in the panic room, but I'm not a movie buff. And it's not up to me to talk about gold and crypto. So I didn't mean to take away from what were we talking about? Like, what are all the fucking things wrong with this lady from Virginia? This fucking whore own with their fake family. She, she, she does kind of look like Jody Foster a little bit. Oh, that's back on board. Perfect. We're right back in. What do you think about, um, what do you think about like James fish back? Um, so what I've heard from him, I've liked, I think that like if he's even a little bit serious about all the stuff he's, um, talking about, they're going to kill him. I have no idea who this is. You don't think he's made it to me from the top, so okay, I mean, or so James fish back, he's coming on the tails of God, dammit, who's our governor right now, uh, I fucking help me out. We've had so many, um, El Ron DeSantis. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. El Ron DeSantis, who, you know, wore his push up heels, trying to run for president, made a full of himself, um, everyone new fan Ron DeSantis. Florida's a fake place. It's a, it's a fake lie. It's like the anti COVID place where everyone's shutting down. Florida's going to be a place like, we don't believe in that. We don't believe in this. Meanwhile, all these people, all these governors, all these politicians are selling out our land, uh, to investors who are just turning into fucking pickleball courts and phosphorus mines, but they're all pretending to be like anti woke. And that's the way of getting like the anti woke crowd. Oh, I'm right. Wing. Hell yeah, fuck this shit. Yeah. No, you know, we're not going to wear masks. Okay. Cool. We don't wear masks. Well, what the fuck happens to our springs? They get sold off and poisoned with radiated fucking, uh, uh, byproduct of mining companies. It's a radiated byproduct of pickleball. Well, yeah, and that, you know, I've been played pickleball, yeah, it might actually be a really fun game. Do you play that first? Do either of you know the deal with pickleball, isn't it just CIA tennis? Yes. Yes. It was invented by the CIA. Great. Great. No, for real, for real, it was in like CIA, like it is like, so pickleball, um, it was invented by a guy named Bill Bell, who was a CIA agent, like, and it initially gained popularity amongst CIA glowies. Now, it's like, but why is it because it's just like a fun, easy version of, uh, of tennis that you can do in the meantime while you're on lunch break from, um, no clue. I have no clue. But like, when I first saw that, it was like all of a sudden, like, I would say probably 2021. It was just like everywhere. It's like, it was a pickleball court now. And it's like, yeah, bro, I'm not fucking lines you here. I wouldn't even know I believe you if all, oh, okay, I'm sorry, my voice is getting really high pitched. No, it's all of Florida is being sold out to pickleball and it all just seems to align that there is something insanely unnatural about pickleball and why all of it is being used to like take over land in Florida. You got, if you live in Florida, move the fuck out. So yeah, it's in the, it's in the athletic forced meme. It's like badminton, but wait, we should play some pickleball. Yeah, I'm sure it would be fun. It's like, as far as I can tell, it's like tennis without it being hard to play. It's a smaller court. Yeah, you don't have to. It's like, it's like, it's basically like racquetball court size tennis, so you don't have to run as far. Oh, it's like half court basketball, but tennis. Yeah. The thing, the thing about pickleball is like, if you know how to play pickleball, then you are in the know. It's a lie because no one plays pickleball, no one plays pickleball unless you have the ability to corrupt a political system in certain areas of the country. Yeah, I was just about to say that we should play pickleball. Yeah, I was just about to say, oh, I know a bunch of people who play pickleball, but I don't think that's helping my case here, yeah, right? Well, I'm sure it's a great sport. Um, I mean, I'm sure I think it's just like, you look at our jaren talk receive that we have. Um, and I think it's just like, it's, it lets them feel like they're playing tennis while being easier on their cadaver news. No, it's, it's like, it's like what, uh, what golf used to be to the elite. Luminati is where only the people who had the privilege of going on these large landscapes and doing this slightly difficult, not layman form of physical activity. This is where you can have your business transactions done because no one's allowed on a golf course. Yeah. Not gonna be a poor guy with your grievances coming on a golf course. You have to be rich. You have to be in the country club and that's the only way you can get on there to talk with these people or else get the fuck out unless you're a, uh, what they call the people the, the caddy, unless you're a black caddy and you're not going to be a black caddy in Scotland, the ball boy, the ball boy or the bar girl, right? Well, now the beer girl, that's very important. The beer girl. Yeah, we should not demean the beer girl, the AOC of the golf course. Who along has the truth? She is the fucking beer girl up there. Ain't she? Let's just aim our clubs directly at the fucking beer girl and see you can hit her right in a fucking eye until she brings us an actual good beer. And shouldn't she be a little bit more attentive? She should have a, uh, she should have like, I don't know, like a fucking, a motorcycle that kind of gets out there a little bit quicker than, like a golf, what are those cars? Some men, they go pretty quick. Oh, yeah, going in fast on those, um, see now I'm mad about golf. I never plays um, it's, it's very hard. It's very boring. Oh, I, I'm the worst with golf. I, I can't hit the ball straight for nothing. Yeah, like I've, like my dad was a golfer. I've been to plenty of golf courses. Like I, it's just one of those like the secret to it is that nobody who plays golf actually likes golf. They like going to the clubhouse, they like avoiding their wives and it's a game that's play around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The point of the game is that it takes forever to play. Yeah, well, I don't want to do like a mini golf version of this where maybe we could trade maybe instead of state secrets, just county secrets. Yeah. Mini golf is like, mini golf is like the super monkey ball version of golf. Yeah. Okay. More fun. Yeah, let's go. Katie. All right. Yeah. More skills based actually. I would argue that mini golf is more like actual fine motor skills based than golf courses and I'm not talking about John daily or Tiger Woods or whatever. I'm talking about like the fat piece of shit dentists to play golf. Like, yeah, everyone's, everyone's uncle that lives on the coast. Yes. Yeah. Well, okay. So let's make a, let's make our own mini golf course with like a windmill yet to hit it underneath one of the, the planes, uh, it has to do a loop, it has to go into a Tyrannosaurus Rex's mouth and then we can discuss at that point. How do we, where are we putting the new homeless shelter? Yeah. Where are we putting the new homeless shelters and how do we take all that money from those homeless people and put it directly into our pockets because it is this never ends. The Hanukkah Adventurers Club. Oh, perfect. Did he either of you see one battle after another? No. I don't know. That's a joke. Um. Oh, a little secret joke. What was it? We'll watch the incredibly high profile movie that it's referencing. I'm not going to, I don't want to explain jokes on a podcast. That's good. Sure. Um, it's a little secret. Oh, tell me, um, but no, I feel like, you know, it would be a really funny place to do that would be like, like a shooting range. They were just like having to shout, oh, no. So anyway, there's this, um, I always felt like, so I'm, my actual like, uh, weird gay precision sport of choice is billiards. Well, I'm a pool, okay, no, no pocket, like right with zero pockets, just a giant table, like an eight by 10 table with, no, I'm not playing like, you know, carom or whatever that would be. Oh, my God. Um, I don't, I'm not playing snooker like I'm playing like, you know, that's right. A eight ball pool, like the, the, the regular kind is the one that I know how to play, um, you're like a full newman from the hustler, sure, or just like, um, the bar. Are you good at pool? I am good at pool, actually, okay, um, shit, I'm going to come up there. I don't want to ask where I think you're, you're pretty vocal about it. So if you are, just say where you're at, because I might be coming up to Pennsylvania. I'm in northern. I am for the, um, for the immediate future in northern Virginia, um, but I am leaving because of aforementioned foids. Is that still a void that she still qualifies for the governess foid? She's a Lloyd lizard. What's a lawyer? Lizard. Lizard around. I'm getting such a glare right now. I'm talking about the new, uh, the new governor. Yeah. I'm still looking at her. Did we finish this? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to take us down a rabbit hole. Oh no. I mean, we didn't really have a plan for this episode anyways. Um, like the, but the, just to kind of circle back to that, like the, the most egregious stuff other than like, you know, obviously I'm not, not going to bore everyone talking about all the gun stuff because like, yeah, of course she's being in guns, um, it, of course. Yeah. You know, she, she went directly from working at CIA to being like a board member at whatever, one of the most annoying anti gun, um, organizations is, uh, what was it? What was it? Like what, what should you do at this? Mom's take action. She was an operations, uh, she was an operations officer at CIA and then she went to mom's take action. And mom takes, takes action is a CIA operation, probably. No, I think it's just an anti gun thing. Um, yeah, that, no, that's just an annoying woman thing. Yeah. Because what that is. It's like mad. Yeah. It is mad, but it's actually for, for not having guns, um, mothers against drunk drivers. Yeah. Yeah. No road beers and no guns. Great. On the topic of drunk driving, like all I'm going to say is that we either need to make it harder to get a driver's license or I should be allowed to drive drunk because I drive drunk better than most of these people I see on the road and sober. Yeah. Yeah. That's hands down. That's not even a question. That's easy. I, I once saw like a pickup truck, like it was in a, um, I'm not going to say the exact area. It was, uh, it was university Boulevard near and university of Maryland. I don't go there anymore. I, that's a matter, um, but I saw a pickup truck the wrong way in bumper to bumper traffic. Oh, my fucking God, these things in these or in Virginia, where this was in Maryland. This was in Maryland. Like, but that place, you know, it's, I mean, this is all the DMV area, like the whole point of the first 15 minutes of this show, which was me ranting about, um, through the power of wheel, reshaping the borders of DC, uh, is the, like, it's just sort of a chunk cut out of the Maryland, Virginia border. Yeah. So I, I kind of want to know more about this, uh, this lady who, who looks like a very, this is how all politicians are. They all look like they're super normal. They're supposed to be caring. Yeah. The caring mother, oh, my gosh, she reminds me of an aunt or a grandmother or blah, blah, blah, but her objectives are seemingly anti-gagging and good. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Her objectives are obviously the worst, uh, they're here, they're, they're, they're horrifying. Yeah. Well, they are horrifying enough to chase you out of where has been your home for decades. I mean, uh, I've only lived in Virginia for the last, like, year or so, but like, it's like, I've been in DC for a very long time, like, uh, I've bounced around in the general DC, Maryland, uh, Virginia area for quite a while, most, most of my life, um, prior to that, it was, um, various air stations, uh, in the cold and icy area. But like the, the, I've spent most of my life in this area DC sucks, um, for a while, Virginia was a refuge from the retardation of Maryland and the retardation of the district itself. Um, but now the new thing is that, like, just the, the one that, like, really stuck out to me, um, and this wasn't this new lady. This was just one of her, um, one of her lackeys, one of her tunes, uh, who created this. It was a, actually, no, this actually might have been an executive order now that I think about it. Um, cause she, she signed 10 on day one and I'm still sort of sifting through him to figure out which one of them does exactly what. But there was a program that was created that was basically like a small, daycare startup incubator. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just for flavor. Just for on top of the rest of the obvious bad shit. Let's throw a little spice on it. Where it's like, you know, like, oh, yeah, right now, like right now is when we're adding this and it's like, oh, yeah, it's a Medicare or like a state-funded, uh, system to like, I'll basically allow new residents to set up, um, daycares, uh, like, like daycare companies. And okay, so this is a fucking scam artist who's just trying to, uh, do the same thing that has already been proven to be true and whatever came of this, this, uh, Nick Shirley, I mean, I'm not even invoked this name because I know flesh. You've been talking about this for a while with this Minnesota shit. But it's like, uh, okay, well, what is going on with this? So try to make this a bipartisan issue where like what you have to be, you have to be on the right. If you think this is bad or on the left to defend it, it's all I think so. Yeah, I think it's it's like yeah, it's the reason the left is doing it is that like what it does is it carries favor with like populations that can be imported and used as voting blocks. Sure. Yeah. Of course. Right. Isn't that always the case? And then like what you have is this system where it's like there's the one party that isn't going to send them to jail and there is the one party that is. And then boom, you have all those votes locked down. Right. I mean, they're never going to cross that line, you know, and it's just this way. So wait. So is sorry. Sorry. So is Abigail Spanberger trying to like continue this Somalian fraud somehow or capitalize off of the basically the Virginia Democrats are like it's it doesn't necessarily have to be Somalian. There's a lot of the immigrants to Northern and this is all Northern Virginia that's making the laws for the entire state, which is part of why they need to be resorbed into DC, like a like a failed twin. But hell yeah, the deal with that is that they're creating this incubator for like it's specifically daycare businesses like it's like why combinator but for Somali daycares. And I'm I'm using Somali not to mean literally Somali, but just like the same way you like Somali daycare has become like a term like Chinese fire drill, yes, where it's it's such a apt description of what a certain type of thing is. Right. Yeah. And then the other one like the final one, which is perhaps the most galling and I think the most likely to lead to a Supreme court case for any for any government contract under $100,000. It is now white men are now banned from receiving any government contract under $100,000. Can you read that is there yeah, like let me find the exact because let me find the exact law here to like read it out for about a while. Because you know, it's absurd, it's great a bullshit. It's it's totally illegal from the bottom up. And then on top of that, it is it is illegal and insulting. Okay. So here we go. Small SWAM business procurement enhancement program blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, like in addition, the bill provides for a small swam business set aside for executive branch agency and covered institutional goods services and construction requiring that purchases up to $100,000 be set aside for a word to certified small SWAM businesses. And SWAM is basically women and minorities. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So any government award, which is basically any government contract under $100,000 is set aside to only be awarded to like woman owned or minority owned businesses. Right. That's right. Which means that you have a sole proprietorship and you are a white guy. You cannot get any government contract under $100,000 in the state of Virginia now. Just purely on the basis of race. Shit. Well, I mean, I guess I'll have to become a BIPOC woman at this point. I mean, if you want to become a government contractor in Virginia, this is intro. So this one isn't again, that's not from the governor, but it's just like because this is the new governor, this got put forward, this is introduced by G on ward. I don't trust any of these governors, any of these governors that come out here and they're like pretending to say everything that sounds good towards anyone. I don't know, man, I'm not really sure where you all sit with, well, I feel like the difference that we have here is like I might be stuck in this like dumb fuck like I'm a super anarchist or whatever. And based on what the two of you had been saying at least earlier in this episode or the episode before is like that you kind of have to just roll with these punches. I hate these people so much that it's horrible with their punches. Yeah. I mean, I've just taken the L, they just won. They just won't, right? That's it. Well, not these people, but like just like I think the the the pinopticon has one. I think that these people need to be removed. How? Um, you vote them out. You vote them out and that's done. Yep. You vote them out. And then we win. No, it's just like you got to just like like I think it's just going to have to be the kind of thing where it's just like a, I don't know, like you have to just ask the military like, okay, do you want this bitch to be in charge of you or do you want like the old guy? Yeah, like that's really what it is. It's you can be in charge of from CIA officer to governor. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. I mean, that's what. Yeah. What was she doing at the CIA? Operations. What? I mean, everything's operations. But what? Yeah. Fuck this operation. Right. She wasn't like a, she wasn't, you know, like waterboarding someone in like Algeria or whatever. She was, she should have been, well, she is now that's what this is. This is fucking political waterboarding right here. Get in there. No, this is a political humiliation ritual. Can you imagine seeing this fucking bitch just looking at you going, oh, you little baby boy, I'm going to pinch your penis off and electrocute your balls. Well, okay. She looks like the type that would say that's all I'm saying, I'm not making this yet. No, you're right. You're right. No, I'll pass. She's a bit old for me. I don't know. Well, I'm not saying I don't like you. No. Come on. Let's see. I told you I was a libertarian for a while. Abigail Spanberger, a young. Zero pictures. Oh, that's what you know, she was a replicant. Yeah, she was invented. It's like if you look up like God, damn it. What's the fucking the, oh, she left the hat the dirtiest my space pictures. Oh, Lucy. Yeah, Nancy Pelosi, like you can look those up. You can't look up Abigail Spanberger because Abigail knew where she left her my space. That's what happened. This one. You got to delete this one. I always wonder is she's however we getting. I mean, she's 46. She's 46 years. She's not that old. Okay. She actually doesn't look that great for 46. I've seen 46. No, no, I'd like to punch her in the fucking nose. And will she wang around her neck? I'm just looking at the Wikipedia. Oh, I guess that's a star of David. The president almost for sure, yeah, pretty much the same thing. She's wearing the presidential seal around her neck. Is that what it is? I don't know. In my fucking stupid. I'm going to call that. But I think we're far enough in the episode where anyone that's listening to it is just sort of like rolled with it this far. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like I'm having fun by now. What the fuck? It looks like a Beyblade. Yeah, it looks like a Beyblade piece that you can add on. That's probably heavy metal. Maybe silver. Oh, yeah, one of those things where it's like the bit that's the shit that sticks out of the edge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bit that makes fun of it. That's right. All right. So she might be a Beybladeer. Yeah. I. Okay. I take back everything I said. Yeah. Finally something nice about it. There we go. I wasn't a band at one point. And like in the middle of a tour, like one of the guys in the band was just like, you know, dude, I have a like I we need to change the name of this band. Like right now. And I was like, to what? He's like Beyblades. No, no, no. Wouldn't that be tight? If you were a band called Beyblade, the Beyblades, no, not the Beyblade, not these Beyblades. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. And like this was like a shoe gaze band. We were playing like indie shows. And this was like 10 years ago. And like that is like one of the hardest, one of the hardest times I've ever laughed because it was just like that would have been such a forward thinking main because every band now has like one of those sure every band now is called sports or whatever. Yeah. Right, right, right. He wasn't a genius, though. No, that's it. That was chance. That was not that was luck. That was not skill. Yeah. This was a like a like infinite monkeys, infinite typewriters type situation. Yeah. He's like that fashion guy who makes like gay look and shoes, Rick Owens. All of them. Yeah, Rick Owens. So that's shoe gay. Wait, actually, that's funny that, um, you know, just like the type of music where it's just like you play your pedals more than your guitar. Right. Right. Of course. Like, um, thank you. This has been Gladio Drone.