Episode 013: Kate Austen

(upbeat music) - You are now listening to 94.1, where we are listening to Maroon Five, all night long. - That's smooth, isn't it? - Yeah. - There you go. - Smooth jazz, we need the ball. (laughing) - Okay, so wait, wait. So last night, I was at my brother's house, and I get, I pull up to his house, and I only have 20 miles left. And I'm like, okay, on my car, 'cause I was driving your car, on my car, that's plenty, I can get to the gas station. Like, I can get to the gas station, and then some. But your car, the miles were going down, less than a mile, it was wild, 'cause I left his house and I was like, okay. - We recently sold Scarlet's cars, and now we just have my car. - Yes, but I had the heat on, 'cause it was 30, it was freezing, and I didn't have a coat. - Doing. - And it was freezing, I had the heat on, and I slowly realized, okay, I'm not gonna make it to a gas station with the heat on. So I had to turn the heat off, and I drive to the gas station, it closed. 'Cause if I have it in the morning. - If I have it in the morning. - And I was like, I, my heart sank, 'cause my heat's off, I don't know what gas station's gonna be open. What is he gonna do? - Well, I'm sure he has a lawnmower, and with that lawnmower, he probably uses gas. - That's true. - See, probably has a gas card, a gas thing. - That's true. - Yeah, I mean, and now I get to a gas station. - Yeah, I mean. - Either way, I was already-- - It's fine in the morning, and he was smoking marijuana, of course he didn't say that. - No one was smoking marijuana. - Yeah, right. - But I had to turn the heat off, so that the miles wouldn't go down so far, and I was freezing, and I was scared, 'cause I thought I was gonna be in the mill, nowhere, and I, 'cause he lives out in the fucking woods, and I get down to 16 miles, and then all of a sudden, the meter goes, duh, duh, duh, duh. And I was like, oh, go ahead. - So that means you have 15 miles left. - Okay, but I finally, the third gas station was open, and I was like, thank God. And I pull in, and I'm freezing, and I get the gas, and I'm very scared, 'cause it was five in the morning, and there's no one on the road, and I'm like, okay, you're good. You have keys, just a weapon. But I was fine, I got my gas, I was good. - So let's talk about that for a second, Scarlet. - What in the right point? - In your head is like, yeah, 'cause you do this, you've done this for 10 years, for the entire time that I've been with you, 10 years plus, is your car gets down to like four, I'll go, she'll be like, I'll be like, yeah, I'm gonna take your car, I'm going up to Wawa or whatever, and she'll be like, yes, fine, I get in the car, and it's like 14 miles, and I'm like, what? And then she's just like, yeah, it's fine, you've plenty of gas, you've got there, and back, just fine. I'm like, well, to be fair, no, if I got into my car, if I drove home with 14 miles, I'm like, okay, 14 miles, the next time I get in the car, I'm gonna go get gas. - What's the number that your car would get down to, where you're like, all right, now I need to get gas, and then what's the number where it's like, all right, I have to get gas. - So, probably in the 15 miles range, is probably when I would be like, all right, it's time to get gas. - I'm saying for the gas, I'm gonna use all the gas, but I have gotten down to zero. - But you're still using all the gas. - I've gotten down to zero multiple times, and the one time I got down to zero, and did you ever have to walk? - I have to walk. - No, I've never had to walk. - Had you had to walk? - No, but the car was definitely sputtering. - Oh my God. - Pulling in with the gas station. - Why haven't we reached a race, why don't we? - So like, when my car gets down to like 100, that's when I have to go stop and get gas, oh my God, I got a gas. But if it gets down to like 60, I'm like, oh my God, what have I done? Like I need to get it right now. - That's really cool. So I've gotten down to zero before, and have been on my way to the gas station, but didn't have my debit card. So I had to drive home to get my debit card, and pulling out of the neighborhood, the car just stopped. - Oh shit. - And then your mom had to come give me gas. - That sounds like I remember this. - This is like my year of go. - Yeah, but then after that, I've been a little better with getting gas earlier, rather than waiting till it gets down too much. - Yeah, 14, my mom makes fun of you. - So shut up. So I turned the heat on in the car, and I'm like, all right, I got my gas, I got my heat on. It's a 25 minute drive home, I'm good. The heat is not heating. It's blowing like warm air, but the air out's hitting me is like cold. I was getting so cold that my legs started to go numb. - The car was probably going into like a, we need to use the gas so that you can get to the gas station. - At five minutes left of my drive, I realized that the AC button was pressed. - You're so dumb. - I'm so fucking dumb. - So the whole time I'm driving with AC on. - There's just somebody who has a jam on their tooth. - Oh my. - It's like a dick. But yeah, the whole time I was driving with the air on. So the last five minutes of my drive was nice 'cause I had gas and it was warm. - Cheesy weights. - And I had to come home and get in the shower 'cause my feet were icicles to the point where you know when you get like your hands are so cold and you run them under hot water and it hurts. My feet hurt so bad getting in the shower 'cause my feet were icicles. - Like this was horrible. - It's like pre-says. - This was the worst. - Yeah, it was bad. - All right, let's jump into the episode. - Okay, all right. - Let's jump into the beach. Let's get it started 'cause we're gonna go on all day here. (upbeat music) - What's up guys? We're back with another episode of the Fettest Nature Podcast. Join with me today as always is the amazing Scarlet Faye. - Good morning. - Today we are sitting down for an interview with the amazing Kate Austin. Recently known under the name Princess Fallon, she has taken on a new name and is rebranding herself into a legend. In the eyes of the Fettest Nature brand, we are here to support her and help her along her way. So sit back, relax, and join us as we sit down with Kate Austin. - Yadda, yadda, yadda, weets. - Thanks guys. - What's up Kate, how you doing? - Good, how are you? - We are doing very good. We are in a definitely a joky mood. We are midway through our shoot and we stop to film this podcast with you. How are you doing today? - I'm doing great, thank you guys so much for having me. - Of course. - Yeah. - There's slowly becoming our new regular and our new favorite. - Yeah. - That'll ween off. We'll throw you back into the woods. - Yeah, we'll throw you down soon enough. - Yeah, now. - Go ahead and Scarlet, why don't you start us off. - Okay, so our first question we have for you are La La La. What foods make you gassy? - Okay, so something specific that really does it in for me, is Olive Garden has a soup. It's a potato, ganache. - Uh-huh. - Yeah, and it's probably very creamy. - It is. - Scarlet has a soup. - It's like a white cream sauce and it just redels up my stomach on my cream. That heavy cream, that'll do it. - I don't think we've ever run up the cheese soup from Millers on the podcast. - That's what you used to, that's what you used to use for you. - And you would buy me the soup from making gassy, eh? - I'd be like, it was friends. It's friends on Millers, eh? - It was the last night and she'd like, oh my god, why are we going to Millers? - I was curious about it. - And then as soon as I get there, I'll be like, - She'll have the French onion soup. - Yeah, she'll have the cheese soup 'cause I wouldn't know, I know it's called the French onion soup but I know there was a layer of cheese on top. And I'd be like, can she, she'll have the cheese soup and you'd be like, I don't want the cheese soup. She'll take the cheese soup. (laughing) - Yeah, that was fun. - She'll have the cheese soup. - You love that French onion soup. - Oh, I love French onion soup. - And they do have a good French onion soup. - Yeah. - You know? - All right, do you want to do every other question? - Yeah, for the most part. - All right, God. - Who's your celebrity crush? - Oh, I love that question. - Mm. - We ask Oliver, Oliver, guess that question pretty much. - That's a hard one. - So let me rephrase it for you 'cause this is how we usually phrase that question. Is, if you had to take a farce to your face from a celebrity, who would it be? - Oh, God. It's gonna be hard for her 'cause she don't know nobody. - Yeah, she don't know nobody. - Oh, no, no, no, no, that's true. - Name a celebrity. - Name someone that you know. - Okay, I do have a crush on Megan Fox. - Okay, there you go. - Every girl has a crush on Megan Fox. Try again. - Oh, come on. That's a good one. - It wouldn't surprise me if she didn't know who Megan Fox was, though. That's the thing. - No, I don't. - We'll get into that later so I should listen now. - I know, let's get, she knows Megan Fox. - What about Brad Pitt? Like, is there any men out there? - Yeah, look at him. - Do you know who Brad Pitt is? - Ben Affleck, like that. - Ben Affleck is a handsome man. - Ben Affleck is a handsome boss. - Now she knows how I feel. - Jesus. - I know who you have a crush on. - Well, I have a crush on Nick D from Maryland, AKA the rapper Nick D. - That's cool. - Any guys or just girls? - No, probably just girls. - I love us two more girls. Okay, Emma Stone, I love her. Okay, interesting, I like her head. - So I, you're like fuck you. I see that a lot, that a lot of people are very in Emma Stone. And I don't think she's all that in a bag of Cheetos. Like she's a, but she's not top 20, you know? - Yeah, I like the personality. - Yeah, the personality. - I like the personality. - Sure, sure, sure. - I mean, the fart, I'm not like, wow, the personality of this fart is real crime, you know what I mean? Like, I don't give a fuck about the personality. - I don't wanna lick that bottle. - That is true. - All right, one more girl. - Oh, crap. - I just wanna know how many girls do you get. - Would you like a lifelong? - Yeah. - A Jennifer Aniston? - Oh shit, yeah, okay, I do it. - There you go. - All right, well. - She said I do her. (laughing) All right, next question is yours? - Yes. - Okay. - You got a go store? - Wrong answer. - Yeah, terrible answer. You got any go stores? - Fuck yeah. - All right, give us the shortest one you've had. - Okay, so I was living with-- - And that's all. - Yeah. - That was a good one. (laughing) - This poor girl, she's never gonna do the podcast again. - And that's our time. (laughing) - Thank you guys, thank you. - Go ahead, do what's your story. - Okay. - You're like, what's your story? - Tell us. - So, I will-- - And that's all for today. - Well, you can't stop. - You can't stop. - Okay, all right, all right, all right. - I was living with my grandparents at the time and they had a very haunted house. And my bedroom door was closed and it was very old house, so the floor wasn't exactly level. - Okay. - And the carpet was kind of like wrenched up, so you had to really tug the door to open and close it. So it wasn't easily done. So I was laying there in bed the one night and I got like chills all over me for no reason. And I just got like a really weird feeling over me, so I was like, this is-- - How old? - So I was 15. - Okay. - And what was the season? - That's cool. - Oh yeah, it wasn't all good. - Good question. - All right, all right, it probably wasn't December, but she's gonna say August. - No, it was August. - It was August. - All right, all right. We'll believe you, we'll believe you. - It was hot out. Like I do remember, it was hot out, so I'm pretty sure it was August. And I just randomly turned over to look at the door and just as soon as I did that, the door started to pull open. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? So I sprung out of bed and I ran over and flung the door open and there was nobody there. And my grandparents were both in bed. And I got super sketched out. - You should have gone to your grandparents' room 'cause your grandpa was in bed going-- (laughing) Look, it went right over Scarlet's head. So the grandpa's snuck over to the door. (laughing) - And she actually heard him jump out of bed. He was like, (laughing) I don't know how old your grandparents are, but that's very old. - That's very old. - I picture a very old man with a white hair just-- (laughing) - Side over. - He's like, (laughing) - All right, okay. That would creep me out if a door that doesn't open naturally, just open. - Yeah, that would scare my nipples clean off. - Yeah, no, I was creepin' the car out. - Mm-hmm. All right, all right. - It's not fun. - Then let me ask you this, who's asked his worst? Mine or Scarlet's? - Oh, definitely yours, definitely. - Yeah, you asked the ass on the bed. - What? - With your dingle boppers. - Yeah, but my ass is, is it comfy at least? Is there any comfort when you're down there? - I know you have a hard time breathing. - I know you have a hard time breathing out. - It's a lot of work. - But you have a sweatier ass than Scarlet. - Yeah, yeah. - You're disgusting. - You're disgusting. - You get juicy down there, you know? - It's more to this, it's just-- - It's the fact that I remove my boxers every time before you film, so it's just minus and there. - And sick hands down your pants to separate the cheeks. - It separates the cheeks. - Feeling her breath into my asshole, brings me great pleasure. Great joy. It is phenomenal. Yeah, Jane knows what I'm talkin' about. - All right, next question. You're nasty. - I think we should go into that one more. - When did you learn that farting was a fetish and what was your reaction? - The pianist. - Okay. - So I found out farting was a fetish, probably about, I would say eight months ago, their cell. - Just that long? - Yeah, it hasn't been that long. - Interesting. - But I found out that it was like one of the main fetishes out there and I was like, wow, that's really interesting. And different fetishes always like intrigue me a lot. So I like to figure out why people like certain fetishes and the psychology a little bit behind me. - When the first time when we brought you here and scarlet farted on your face was that your first time being farted on? - Oh, besides my kid farting on me. - Yeah, yeah. They're like a grown. - I could find great joy in farting on you. - Yeah, you're not the first person that said that. Zoe said the exact same thing. - That's funny. - I'm like, God bless her. I wish one day she will figure this shit out. (laughing) - That's fucking hilarious. - Oh, oh, I've got a golden ticket. - No. - I've got a golden ticket. - All right. - I'm gonna use the two. - What's the weirdest request you've gotten? - Oh crap. I have gotten a request for somebody to jack off to their sister's socks. - What? - Yeah, that is like, and they wanted me to like lead them through the jack off and have them send me photos or have them send photos to me. - They had their sister's socks with them. - Yes. - They didn't need to tell you that they had their, oh, but he wanted you to say, okay. - Yes. - So I don't know if they were actually his sister's socks. - Did he want you to be like, it's okay, like, smell her socks. Like you can sniff her socks. - Yeah, like he wanted me to like hoax through it and like make fun of them. - Yeah, that makes sense. - For like, you put that egg in stupid fur. - Wanting to sniff your sister's socks. - But I always like, I get it, like, it turns you on and in the moment, but after you come, you must feel like one big piece of shit. - You just must feel disgusting. - Yeah. - Now I never had any sisters growing up. Yeah, I mean, I had a cousin, but there was never anything like that, you know what I mean? So like, I can't relate to that in that aspect, you know what I mean? I don't know, did you have any sisters growing up? - No, I got some of them. - Yeah, but never once did I look at them and be like, oh, this is gonna be sexy. Like, you just don't do that. - Duh. - Do you prefer to be dominated or the dominator? - I love both. It depends what I'm doing and it depends who I'm with. I'll be straight up. Like, with my man, like, I love to dominate. Like, when it comes to, like, feet stuff. - Mm-hmm. - But like, I also like to be dominated by him too. Like, if it comes to, like, other stuff too. So like, I don't know, I'm mixed. I definitely like both. - That makes sense. Scarlett, once you go to the next question, seven, that was accidentally- - I was gonna say you skipped a couple. - Just seven. - What are some fetishes you've done before besides farting and feet? - So I have mostly just focused on feet. That's definitely like what my main goal was to, but I have done some BDSM. I've done some, let me think about this. - You ever been pooed on? - No. - You ever been peed on? - Yes, I have. - There you go. (laughing) What was that, like, peed on by a man or peed on by a woman? - By a man. - So he just, what was it like? What was the setup? You were in a bath tub or what? - Yeah, in a shower. - You were in the shower. Were you guys taking a shower? Did he just put you in the tub? - We were taking a shower. - We were taking a shower and he's just like, I didn't even need his bitch on my feet in your face. - Yeah. - And did he just, did you open your mouth? - Yeah. - Or did he, any peed in your mouth? - Yeah. - You swallowed it? - No, I didn't swallow it. - I spit it out. It was pretty gross. - So you know what's funny? Is it, so like, I don't have like a pee fetish, but like, I've jerked off and it, and came to piss videos, but I don't like the pee going in their mouth. I just like the pee hitting them in the face and then being like this. - Nane. - Yes. - Nane. - Like that? I fucking love that. And I would love to do that to somebody one day. And it, I just talked about this with Cynthia. Is like, my hardest part with that is I am extraordinarily pea shy. So like, I don't even know if I could. - Yeah. - I can't even be with Scarlet in the room. We've been together for, for 12 years. I shove her out of the bathroom. I'm like, I've got to piss. So fucking bad. Get out of here. Like, I have so much trouble. - And I'm like, but wait. I want to talk to you. - Yeah. She always trying to talk to me. I'm trying to take a piss and like, bro, let me pee. Like, Jesus. - No. - You just have to imagine that there's nobody there and just let it happen. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Close your eyes, picture a serene. 'Cause one day I'm a pea on somebody's face and I'm excited. That's a fetish I really want to try. - Take your water falls. - Yeah. - Put your hand on some warm waters. - Yeah. - And then I'll be there. You're going to be no one's here. And I'm going to be like, back to work, back to work. - Back to work, back to work. Back to work, back to work, back to work. - You also skipped question eight. - Technically, you skipped question eight. If you don't read it right now, 'cause we're on question seven. - Right. Okay, whatever. What do you do outside of work for fun? - Okay, so I love hiking. - Yeah. - Okay, ew, hell no. - He doesn't like anything with physical activity. If you're just leaving the house, he ain't doing it. - I was with my gym trainer like a week ago and he was like, we're on the treadmill and he was like, don't worry, dude, like we'll get out and go do like real hikes soon enough. And I was like, no, he won't. And he was like, what do you mean? I was like, I don't want to do that. And he was like, you don't want to go out like hike on a trail instead of being on a treadmill. I was like, nope, just treadmill's fine. I don't want to be outside. I don't like outdoors. - No. - I am the least outdoorsy person you'll ever meet. Like the most outdoors I like is maybe on like a nice Sunday go sitin' out back and eatin' like a man-witch outside. You know what I mean? Like I am not a, that's the most outdoors I like. And I do like, I do like onto houses. - Hiking is there places around you that you hike or do you like travel to hike? - There's a lot of places around me. I live right by the Appalachian Trail. So like, it's a lot of good areas there to be able to just travel within even like 45 minutes. - Thanks, that's cool. - I mix it up. And like, I'll go hiking with my mom, like we'll meet up and go out and hike. I also have a dirt bike that I take up on the mountain. - Yeah, that's fun. That's a little bit of a stress reliever for me and it just kinda, so that's nice. - Go rubber out a little bit. - That's cool. - What color is the bike? - It's red and black. - Yeah, yeah, it's red. I feel like every dirt bike is red. - Why was that like a big thing for you guys? - Yeah. - What's more is there? - The only color combination I think is black and yellow. I think like that, that black and yellow bubble be. - That's black and yellow, yeah. - That's your fresh looking, dude. - Red and black, bro. - Oh my, Lanza. Oh my God, you know, that's just hot. - You gonna read the next question? - I was gonna leave that to you, score. - Oh, okay, so you're just not doing your job? That's cool. - Victory, victory, victory, victory. - Do you prefer farting in someone's mouth or in their nose? - Ooh, I would say their mouth just because of the way it like changes the sound of the fart. - Yeah, I was gonna say we've been doing a lot more mouth farts than those farts recently. - But we stepped it up to different than the regular echoing mouth fart. We like the, to provide full weight on your mouth so that it comes out like, as sort of like ow. - Yeah, it's like a pillow. - Yeah, people are fucking love that. - Which I love that as well. - I was afraid that they were gonna be too muffled and you would be able to hear them on camera, but that wasn't the case. - That first video that we put out so like fucking hot case. - Yeah, I don't, I feel like that's the best we've done it the first time. And I'm trying to recreate it, it's hard. I know there's something about that. - Your farts are fire those scarlet like things. - Straight up, you can do it perfectly. - Oh. - And they drag on and on. I'm like, oh my God. - It's gone. - Sometimes they just keep flowing. - Get ready, cause Kate, she's good. - Yeah, we have a lot of mouth fart videos for you today. You're gonna be on a lot of her farts, yep. - Learning how to talk about, how to help you. - We have a, we have potentially the largest talk about order on a sway rule right now. It is fucking massive. After this podcast, we'll be showing that. - Showing down and then getting to work. - Going to start typing my fucking welding. I'm at outside of God. - Yeah, and I'm excited because I have a video of me sitting on Kate's face today. And hopefully that talk about stirs up a little something extra for me. - All right, now same question, but reverse. Do you prefer taking nose farts or taking mouth farts? - Once again, I think I prefer taking mouth farts. Like, there's like something to it where like, I don't know, I would prefer that. - Me too. - Me too. - You cannot have the full air of it then. - You do. And you're not, it's not as bad smell wise cause they're going in your mouth, so. - Right, you're not, you're not. - You're not like, oh my God, I'm gonna die. - Right. - Me too. (laughing) - I'll take two, so I'll take two weeks. - Did you wanna read the next question or are we Pokemon going over there? - No, no one's Pokemon going. Why do you like subbing? - Why do I like to sub? It gives me like a little bit of a break and also like, I just like to mix it up. Like, yes, I like to, I like to order people around and be bossy and make people do embarrassing things to me. But I also like to give as well. Like, that also gives me pleasure to be able to like, do the humiliating acts and such. - Be the one in charge. - Yes. - Absolutely. - Do you want to do your job or are you just over there going? - This next question I feel like is gonna be a loaded question. - Bring it on. - And we're gonna let her speak. We're not gonna turn it into the DAX show, okay? - Of course, of course. - Tell us all why you haven't seen Harry Potter. - Oh no. - Here we go. We don't know the story either. - Whatever your comfort was sharing. - Yeah, yeah, whatever you're comfortable with. - So I was raised kind of in a cult. I guess Amazon Prime right now has a, like a documentary on it, like naming it a cult, but my parents have no idea. Like they are totally like, haven't talked to them about it. - Are they still in it? - No, no, not anymore. Are you able to share the cult's name or are we keeping that private? - Yeah, it's called IBLP. The shiny happy people is what the, I don't think I know that. - Documentry is called. I'm gonna have to look at that one. - But yeah, it's pretty good. I mean, there's a lot of people that were affected by it and a lot of people that were in it. - I think the name of the organizer was Bill Gothard, but anyway, we just didn't grow up with like normal, like necessities to life, like a TV. We didn't really listen to radio or have access to outside world. Like we weren't, we were like homeschooled. - Is that the documentary? - Yeah, that's it. - What's Dougar, what's Dougar? - Dougar, the Dougar family had a, - Oh, the Dougar family. - Yeah, it's accounting. - Did you know that? - No, but they were in the same organization. - That's crazy. - Yeah. - Interesting. - Did you know it was a cult prior to the documentary or did that come out and you were like, oh shit? - So a couple years before the documentary came out, my sister was like, it's a cult, like it's a cult, like there's no doubt about it, like how it was run and what their standards were for certain things and the content that they produced and everything, she's like, it was a cult. And I was kind of in denial about it. I was like, I think she might just be a little dramatic on this, like I understand like, yes, we went through some fucked up shit, but I think that's a little severe to call it that. But then I watched, I got together with my brother and I was like, hey, we gotta watch this and just like, check it out and see what it's like. - Is your brother older or younger? - So I have four brothers and two sisters, so yeah. Yeah, it was my oldest brother. So we got together and me and him and his wife and we watched it. - Was his wife also in it? - No, but she was like, yeah, it's a cult, like this is just not, it's like what they do and everything. - What was it like watching, it was like. - It was pretty shocking. I'm not gonna lie. - Were you watching it and like relating to like the things happening in it? - Like I was connecting dots a lot. - Oh no. - And it was like, oh no, oh that's familiar. - Oh that makes sense. - Oh shit. - So it was pretty like, it was very shocking for both him and me, but on the other hand, we did feel pretty blessed at the end, knowing that we didn't have it as bad as some of the people and some of the families that grew up in it. So I was only raised from the time I was like five to 13, 14 is when we got out. - Got out. - So from those years, that's when we first got a first microwave, like, yeah. - What was it like living before that? Were you guys in like a shack? - I don't know. - Like a T.P.? - A little, I mean, not really. - We grew up on like five acres and we were very self-sufficient. So we raised our own food, our own produce. - Did you have electricity? - Yes, we had electricity and we had running water. But yeah, just the basic necessities pretty much. My mom would make everything like from bread to like she would can everything for the winter. So we wouldn't have to like buy food. We did go to town to buy like, you know, basic ingredients and stuff like that. But we would even like mill our own flour. We would grow our corn for corn meal. - It's crazy. - Yeah. - That's like living eight months. - It's pretty cool. - Like if we ever have an apocalypse or something, like we're grabbing you and you're-- - I got you guys. - You guys are coming right here. - I know how to fucking hang in there. - Yeah, all your family. We're all getting together. - You're getting a hunting party out with him. - We're going to the Kate Austin house. - She's gonna be. - For the apocalypse. - She's spiers and shit, you know. - She's gonna be hunting our dinner. - I say you got it. - Hey, and my mom makes wine too. - Oh my God. - All right, so we're bringing her. - We're bringing her. - Yeah. - You need to bring your mom or you ain't coming. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You ain't getting in our shelter. - So yeah, I didn't grow up with a TV and I didn't, so I'm pretty dumb when it comes to, you know, so I mean-- - Let me just say this. - In a way that's-- - Have you seen Lord of the Rings? - No. - So Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean? - Yes. - Oh, thank God. - I have seen Pirates of the Caribbean. - Great Jesus. - I do like Johnny Dab. - Yeah. - Fuck you. See there you go, would you lick his bottle? - Oh, I don't know. - Oh, I don't know about that one. - Yeah. - I like him, but I don't love him. - Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. You know? - Interesting. Usually the people who deliver, if you don't ring the doorbell. - Yeah, it says on there, don't ring the doorbell. - But while we're doing the podcast, they decide to ring the doorbell. - Unless that's not talkable. - Should we check? You can check it. - I'll check. Why don't you ask her the next question while I check? - The next question is. - It was talkable. - Would you rather lick a girl's feet or a guy's feet? Be honest, whose feet are tastes better? Like whose feet would you rather lick? My feet are her feet. - Be honest. - Scarlet's feet. - You can be honest. - I like Scarlet's feet, 'cause I like cold feet. - You like cold feet? - Interesting. - And my feet are warm feet. - Yeah. - Interesting. Interesting. - Let's say that Scarlet's feet are warm and my feet are warm, whose feet? - Oh snap. - Yeah. - Oh. - I feel like it shouldn't be that hard, 'cause feet are disgusting. - But they're really not. - It's got sausage toes. - Okay, Scarlet's feet are softer. They got different textures to them. - Well, think about who's cleaner? - Most. - This man doesn't, I shower every day. I get pedicure every two weeks. I make sure my shit is clean. My toenails are cut. They are done. Your toenails look like they came out of the goddamn grave. They're like blue and jagged. - Blue and jagged. - Like I'm surprised she hasn't cut her mouth on your toes. - I am too. - So. - I keep telling myself before we film, I gotta cut my toenails and I just keep forgetting. I'm thinking about making her do it in a video. - Yeah. - I think that would never be fun. - Yeah. - You guys wanna do that, do that. But I am not gonna be anywhere in the vicinity. - Yeah. - Come on. - Make her chew on the nails. - I just think men are so disgusting. - Oh, we are foul creatures of the night. - Okay, some men take it. - You literally saw my ass. - Oh, that's true. - And that's a wrap because our taco bell is here. Thank you very much guys. No, I'm just kidding. - Shut up. - So yes, I did see your ass and it was very nice. I'm sure it doesn't look that nice anymore. - Hey. - Thank you. Wait. No, not thank you. (laughing) It still looks nice, all right? - All right, sure. - You're gonna have to pull the pants down and let us see. - No, not today. Not today. - You gotta shave it up first. - Right right right. - Not all men are nasty. - Thank you. - But I feel like a lot of men think that taking care of themselves, like Dax for instance, is quote unquote gay. Like you're feminine if you go get a pedicure which you don't have to get polished. They just clean your feet, they cut them. Like you don't shower enough. And like for someone who's nasty, you should shower more. - Well listen, I would admit that I've probably never washed my feet. Like I've never been like, like I just let the soap and water hit EMC. - No, you need to exfoliate. - What's that mean? - How much? - Take like a scrub. - Scrub your feet. - Scrub the feet. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We don't do a washcloth. - I mean you don't have to go that far. - We'll have you do it for me. - But in retrospect, men are just, they don't take care of themselves like women do. So they're just nasty. - Straight men, specifically. - No, I think there's a lot of stipulation with that, with men taking care of themselves and be considered feminine or gay. - Right. - Like no, it's the hygiene. - Right. - Take care of yourself. - Yeah, so it's been trying to get me to go get my, get out of a pedicure. - Yeah. - Like non-negative. - Or it adds more flavor. And some people like that. - I'm trying to help you out. - Yes, thank you. - But if you went to get, like there are, I've seen men all the time. If you go to get a pedicure, all they do, they're massaging your feet. They're cleaning your feet. They're cutting your toenails. Like, what's bad about that? - Next one. - They're exfoliating. - Question 16, Scarlet, that's you. - What was it like, licking our feet last episode? - So, I will be straight up. I was trying to time my licks when you were talking with your feet. - Time, oh, okay, got it. - What does that mean? - You were trying to time the licks, but so that I could speak when you weren't licking? - No, when I was licking, you were speaking. So she was trying to get whoever was talking to me. - Okay, yeah, I slipped it, yeah. - That's far, that's smart. - And this is the other thing that, like, I was okay, it wasn't, like, you didn't go hardcore, which, thank God, because I would've been like flinching. - Scarlet doesn't love getting her feet licked for anyone out there, it's wondering. I loved to get my feet licked. - It's bothering me that I can't just hop on the shower right now and wash my feet. - Please. - And I know you're not gonna, like I may go rinse them off when I drop the podcast. - And you're not allowed to be, we have a video to film of her washing both our feet still. - Yeah, it's just yucky. - Yeah. - That's angry, it's just like, I don't like it. I don't like it. - I hate all two things we don't like. - Yeah. - And you said, in the middle when we took a cut that you were trying to get them both at the same time, right? - Yes. - Do you were able to do that? - Yes, yeah. - After you, like, warched your chair in, then you were able to, you were able-- - Say that word again? - Warched your chair in, warched. - Warched? - Warched. - Is that something you learned in your cult? - I've never had you ever heard-- - Warched. - Have you ever heard? - Have you ever heard that? - Warched. - Did you just make that-- - Did you ever heard that word? - No. - I might be dutch. - What? - It might be dutch. - Oh, dutch word? - Dutch. - That word, yeah. - Warched. - Warched. - That might be, yeah, that's dutch. - Interesting. - Sorry. - Warched. - When you scooted your chair-- - I moved my chair closer. - Yeah. - You were able to put your foot right on my forehead and nose with your toes on my nose. And then I was able to kiss Scarlet's foot. So it worked out great. - That's all we want. - We're changing my seat next time. - Fuck. - Oh, what's it like working for Ramon at Ramon's Facebook studio? - Yo, I love that dude. He's fucking awesome. - He's cool, I've chatted with him a couple times. - Yeah. - Not a very nice guy. - I think when you take this out, you spelled Ramon wrong twice. - Isn't that how it spelled on the-- - Well, it's definitely not Roman's Facebook. I'll tell you that much. - I think it spelled like that. - Is it Roman? - Is it Roman? - Yeah, I think Ramon is spelled R-A-M-O-N-E. - Listen, I'm not-- - But the second one isn't even Ramon, it's Roman. - He is a blast. I'm not gonna lie. He's so much fun-- - He's like blazing over that. - No, no. - It's not the best spell around. - He weighs 240 fucking pounds. And this dude puts all of his weight on me. Like, he does not go easy. - Don't tell me I can sit full weight on you. - Yes. - Well, I tell you know that. - Well, you weigh more than 240. - Chill. - Chill. - You know, I'll top out of it. I can't do it. But like, he'll move enough too where I can still get like-- - Breast it. - Cheesy wings. - You know what I mean? Like-- (laughing) - Does he separate his cheeks the way I do? - Yes, that was gross. - Yes, gross. - He will. - Damn. - Yeah, he wears like a man thong too. It's pretty nice and he sweats. He sweats a lot. - See, this is what I'm talking about when I say men are nasty. - Yeah. - What color is the thong? - Blue. - Hot. - Blue. - Yeah, blue. - And then I have like white like trim on him. - I don't know how the white trim. (laughing) - Very demure. - Right. - I'll have to get some man thongs. Damn. - Of course I will not. - They are a big hit. So he says, I mean, he does good off of them. - I have to him. - He has a quite the following. - Got you. - All right, well, question seven is scar. - Seven? - No, we wait for 17. - 17? - 18. - 18 is you, dog. - Okay, question 18. You've told us that you've traveled to different like conventions and stuff. So what was your favorite convention that you've been to? And why? - I loved Fetcon. - Fetcon, that's when we want to go to. - Yeah. - You will bring it with us. - Yes, let's all go, yo. That would be a blast. - Why is it fun? - Because we, I mean, we haven't been, but we've researched it and stuff. Everything about getting a booth. - Yes, I definitely recommend getting a booth. It is amazing to network down there because you have all different kinds of producers and all different kinds of fetishes and models coming together that all want to collab during the same week. And it's like a big shooting fest. It's perfect. - Nice. - It's perfect for pranking out content. But yeah, even, I think had a whole lot of chance to walk around the vendors and stuff. But what I did see was pretty cool. They did, they did a lot of different stuff. They had like pool parties and stuff at night and they even had a dungeon and stuff you could like. - Yes, yeah. - Fetcon, outside. - No, it's usually held at a hotel. - Interesting, yeah. - Cool, so like it's a big convention center. - Yes. - That's cool. Yeah, so we'll have to do that and start to get on that, honestly. We'll probably get it sooner than later, you know what I mean. - I think it's the first week in August, like the seventh or something like that. - That's cool though. Yeah, we're definitely gonna fly down there. - It's Florida, right? Are my making that up? It's Florida, okay. - Yeah, Florida Miami? - Oh, Tampa. - Tampa, okay, that's way better. Yeah, Miami sucks, it's just. - Yeah. - Yeah. All right, that's cool. - That's cool. - You can read question 19 as well if you'd like. - This one says that it's specifically for you to read. - Oh, oh, I didn't do that. All right, so I have a question back to, I don't wanna ask too much on the call, but I do have a question of, you said that at 15, you're with your grandparents. Did you continue living with your parents, where your parents are living with you at the same time that you were living with your grandparents, or? - Okay, so I grew up with, in the same house, as my grandparents, as my dad's parents, and then I lived with my mom's parents for like a year. - Interesting. - And before going back. - Is that at the ghost house? - Yes, at the ghost house. - Were you excited to get the fuck out of there? Were you like, I can get away from these damn ghosts? - No, I loved it there. - No. - I liked the ghosts. - They were my friends. - They're my homies. - They're my good homies. - My good homies, you know? - Yes, I loved it there, I really, really did. - And our last question for you is, how do you like working with fetish nature? - Ah, you guys are fucking awesome. - Oh, it's straight up me. - Yeah. - The blast. - What a freak of blast, you're trying to make it fun. You know, we know we have to work, but it is fun, but it shows through in our videos, and I love the work that you guys do, and the opportunities you guys are bringing to you like, yes, straight up, I owe it to y'all. - And just off to, who do you like more? Dax or Scarlett? - Scarlett. - Come on. - What the fuck? - Oh, shit. - You're definitely more fun. I feel like you're definitely more fun. - No, you're so fun. We feel together way more than you do fun with her. - That's true. I just feel like he's more energetic. - He's definitely more of like the hood. - Bring it in and make you feel calm, just like so. - No, you guys are both great, and you guys make an amazing team. - Oh. - Well, I'm listening to you. - These are you in today. - Everyone loves us. - Everyone loves us. - Everyone loves us when we argue and becker. - Fight, fight, fight, fight. - I get messages on my only fans from people that are like, I listen to the podcast last night. - It's so fucking fun. You guys are beckering with each other. - Yeah. - And that one guy, wasn't he a low rider? - We love low rider. I was actually just thinking about him and how many times does he go on life this episode? - Yeah. - Like this is a good laugher. - Well, I hope that low rider buys the two videos on Cliffs for Sale and watch it. - So he can help, yeah. - So he's probably our biggest fan for the podcast. His message to Joe Leifold. - We love Joe Leifold. - We love listening to him. We get hyped. - We see it, we get huddled in and we listen to it together. - We get hyped as fuck, yeah. Yeah, that shit is fucked. And can I just say thank you for telling that to leave me alone about my tooth gem. It didn't work 'cause he's still fucking hassling me. But maybe, maybe tell him again, you know? Maybe tell him one more time. - It might work. - It might work. It might work just that. - Stupid as shit, you know. - You're stupid as shit. - Yeah, and thanks Jordan for that mouse. Shout out to JJ, you know, that's it. - Okay. - That's it, that's all I got. You got anything? You want to say anything? You want to talk to the shout out to any fans? You see him? Anybody? - I want to say thank you to Jordan for all my birthday gifts thus far. I've gotten a lot of birthday gifts and-- - Too many. - Too many. - Too many. - You know. - I can never have too many things. - So what you're saying, not enough? - Like, yeah, because I feel like, yes, a lot, but like, I always want more, yeah, I'm saying. - Now hold on a second here. - I can always have more. I always have things that I need. - I'm gonna break the third wall, ready? - Oh, yeah. - Today is the 10th. And we filmed the episode that is dropping tomorrow. - Oh, I like it. - Now this episode will be dropping on the 18th, right? I believe it's the 18th. If the one is the 17th. - Sun, sunday? - The sunday. - Yeah. - Which means this will drop in the 18th, which means that if you're listening to this, Scarlett's birthday was yesterday. - Oh, yes. - Oh no, we should have said something in the last episode. - She turned 42. - Oh, fuck off. - Sorry. - No. - She turned 38. - Okay, you know what? - She turned 27 years old. - There we go, that's much better. - I don't know, you're gonna say that one. - Yeah, she turned 27 and she is delightful, you know? - Thanks. - I just want to give a shout out. I love you, Scarlett. Happy birthday. - Oh, thank you. - You're amazing. - Thank you guys. - You know, if you're listening to this episode, and you didn't buy her a gift, then you're a piece of shit. - Fuck it, no, not a piece of shit. - You're just a bad person. - Yeah, it's a bad person. - And listen, you can redeem yourself. If you haven't bought me a birthday gift, that is fine. - Yeah. - You may have not known it was my birthday. - Yeah. - Now you know. Now you have no excuse. - Now you know. And now you can go buy me a gift. - Yeah. - And I will make sure that I find, whoever listen to this podcast, and didn't buy me a gift, and I'll hunt you down. - She will find you. - And I will kill you. - Scarlett, you have a certain set of skills. - Scarlett is a special set of skills. (laughing) What is it, Scarlett? - I can blow you away with my farts. - Peter Piper picked a peckle, peckle, peckle, peckle. - There you go, no, just me silly. - Peter Piper picked a peckle, peckle, peckle, peckle, peckle. And then we were all saying that it don't make no sense, 'cause you can't pick pickled peppers. You have to pick the peppers and then pick them. - Oh, you pick a peckle, peckle, peckle, peckle. - You pick a peckle, a peckle, a peckle, a peckle. - You can't pick a peckle, pick a peckle, peckle, peckle, peckle. - Oh, you can't pack, no, you can't pack a peckle, peckle, peckle, peckle, peckle. - I got a whole freezer full of popcorn close down the cellar. Get your fat ass back here. It's a room with you. - What is a hung with you, man? - The girl loves it when I do that. So I try to throw it in from time to time. - Oh god. - What's his name, Herbert, Herbert? - Herbert, the pervert. - You like popsicles? I got a whole freezer full of popsicles down the cellar. - How have you seen family guy? - Yeah, I saw, I was like, "Oh no, she loves it." - She loves it, wait, maybe she never saw family guy. - Yeah, have you ever seen Archer? - Yes, I actually have seen Archer. - We are best friends now. - Yes, I love Archer. - Archer is good, we love Archer. - Yeah, I do love Archer. - Archer is a good like, I'm going to sleep, but I put on my favorite episode, which is the, I can't, it's like my family. - Season seven. - Episode three. - I haven't watched it. - Really? How do you know that? - No, it's not. - Because you've watched it 40 million times. - I remembered it before when I was watching it every night. - Yeah, it's literally, I mean, it's a phenomenal, two-part episode, you know, phenomenal. They're great, but doing man, you know? All right. - Yeah, I love that episode. - This wrap is up 'cause our food is here. We have a lot of filming to do. And our friend Kate here is gonna be eating a lot of Taco Bell for our today. - Yeah, buddy. - If we're lucky, from both of us. - Well, we're here disgusting. - Well, isn't that just a wild ride? (laughing) We hope you guys enjoy this episode. Kate now has an only fans and the clips for Sail Story. You can check out both, both are at Lost with Kate. And just a quick shout out. If anyone's seen the TV show Lost, then maybe you're picking up and we're putting down here, right? Be sure to show some support for her. You can check out her stuff on Clip for Cell Page at fetish nature films. She also has her own at Lost with Kate. OnlyFans.com/Lost with Kate. Plenty of content with both Kate and Scarlett are out there. You got anything to add? Scar? - Yeah, everyone make sure you look out for that pickle. - Keep an eye out for that pickle. We got the pickle challenge going on. - Look out for that pickle. - Did you see the Twitter post about the pickle post? - Oh, I got a pickle post. - The pickle post is just right when listening. - It doesn't have a pickle. - It doesn't have Twitter. Over the next 30 days, 28 days now, there will be 10 videos released on our Clips for Cell and on our OnlyFans. And in a single millisecond frame, you will see that pickle. And if you can find-- - He's a big pickle. He's hard to miss. - He's hard to miss. If you can find and screenshot all 10 frames of the pickle, you will receive a 20 minute cost of whatever the fuck you want. - If you're choosing with up to-- - I do have limits, so don't get lazy. - Don't get lazy. - Up to-- - Up to three fetish nature goes for your choice. And on top of that, you also get a one year subscription to Scarlett's OnlyFans. And you get a one year to mine, which is free, so that's pretty sweet. - Yeah, that's pretty sweet. - Who doesn't want to follow your free? - You're saving zero dollars. - I don't know if I'll follow you. - And you're on that, I mean. So make sure you keep an eye out for that pickle, I mean, and besides that, Kate, is there anything you would like to add? - Well, thanks, guys. Straight it up for having me on here. - We're pretty great. - Yeah, we're pretty fucking awesome. - Pretty pretty pretty pretty good. - So remember, guys, to keep sniffing. (upbeat music) [BLANK_AUDIO]