Ep 643 - Luis Jobs Gomez (feat. Colum Tyrrell & Luis J. Gomez)

Wow, wow, Wes starting now house everybody doing what was what was really making me laugh though. Before before you walked in here, it was crying laughing because Lewis was talking about his tattoos. Well, I was making fun of Big J's tattoo. I don't want to say that you were trashing behind his back. Yeah, but I'll say to his face behind his back. He's making fun of his tattoo. Big J's a tattoo, you know, the Jared Leto's Joker, the shitty Joker. He has the ha ha ha and that like, I'm crazy for it. Yeah. Big J got the exact same tattoo where on his arms tight. It's brutal. He said his tattoos were cool. I said minor super cool. He showed me them. Yeah, I got a bunch. I got a bunch. Let's save that one. We'll say that one. Show me a one on your right arm. This one right here. First, I said what the fuck's that? That is that is a double pendulum, which represents chaos theory. Yeah. So if you drop a double pendulum from any point, it'll never create the same pattern. So just, you know, it's really, it's about my kid, it's about him being born and, you know, my, you know, that seed had a fucking meat that egg at that exact moment. We could have been anywhere in the world that all just had to happen, you know. Yeah. It's awesome. Now, I'll let the views, it's not okay. It's super cool. Now the other one on the, on the left. Which one? This one right? Yeah. This is my king of clubs tattoo. Okay. You know what I got when I was promoting comedy clubs? You got the king of clubs. Goddamn. Did that sting? King of comedy clubs? King of clubs. Yeah. Yeah. What do you feel about? Didn't even get to that point. I got the next one. It's crazy. Is that really though? Give you extra juice when you're promoting comedy clubs to see the king on your arm? Yeah. I got to do. We better listen to him. He's the king of clubs. He's the king. He's the king. Let me stop you right there. You don't you have a matching tattoo with Jaydo? You're talking about Jaydo. No, I know. We have the same. They have the two halves of the same tattoo. We have a, we have a half heart within his says Dave mine says Smith. And we put our arms together and this is Dave Smith. But they, they got it in a weird position where they can't actually touch. They don't actually meet properly. So they kind of just lean together and it's a broken heart. It's a shitty artist. It's one heart's bigger than the other heart. It doesn't actually match up. That's not anything compared to the one on your left forearm. Which one? The computer. Oh, that one. So look at this. It's a good buy. And it's a computer. It's an Apple computer. What is that for? And it's in memorial of Steve Jobs. All right. Steve is saying hello on the Mac. It says goodbye. It was at a joker. Do you have like affinity for Steve Jobs? Of course he is. Steve Jobs. I love Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs. He's obsessed with Steve Jobs. My dog's name is Apple. I love Steve Jobs. Quotograph in my bedroom over my bed. So it's all his quotes that make up his face. Really? I see. He's like, hate and ass tech guys. I think he's like a poser. They wouldn't say it to me. They wouldn't dare. You're not the King of clubs. Lucy. Lucy my king of clubs. I love it. I love the influence jobs had on you. Just think of that man. Steve Jobs. And then I think I'm a fucking dumbass Puerto Rican from the Bronx. Getting a fucking computer. He's like, yeah, I love Steve Jobs. Steve is a rules dude. I started following his daughter to like creep on his daughter. Eve Jobs. Her name is Eve Jobs. And she's like a hot chick who like fucking ride horses and shit. She's just like a billionaire. You got to get me that too. You got to get that. Yeah. So you got Steve Jobs quotes. What are you? What are some of your favorite jobs quotes? Because you stare at this poster above your bed. How long are you probably can't retain one? You don't remember one quote. Something about the crazy ones. Yeah. I don't remember. I mean, I like his face. I like his face that the quotes mentioned inspirationally. You just like it. I can't name one. Steve Jobs quote. Real. Some people would ask for a faster horse. There you go. That's a good one. If we ask people what they want, that they would have asked for. That's for a faster horse. That's for what Steve, what's Steve want? That's not Steve Jobs. That's Steve. That's like confused. So you can leave a leader horse to order. Yeah. That's Steve. Yeah. Too many books. Now how stupid do you guys feel? Too many apps? Yeah. True. What does he want? He doesn't want a fast horse. What kind of horse does he want? Well, it's not a Steve Jobs. It's actually not even a Ford quote. They attribute it to Henry Ford, but it actually wasn't him. But they said it. But they said if you were to ask the people what they want. Yeah. They would they would want to fast their horse. Right. Right. Meaning that these fucking idiots don't know what they want. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They don't know. Yeah. It's also an inspirational. Super inspirational. I love an inspirational quote. You got any other ones? Because this is good stuff. Any other words or any other. Yeah. Because I don't want to. Because I know you have and it was tough because when he was showing me them and like asking me to ask about each one, it's tough because you've lived such a completely tragic life. I didn't want to step on any landmines. Be like, what's that dumb ass want to be like? That's for my dead mother. Yeah. All right. All my tattoos are either dumb or funny. Your body. Your body's like the Russian mob type of guys where each one has a different story. This is when I was on the street selling comedy club tickets. This is when I try to get my fans to buy credit them and this is when I was on a lot of coke. I don't mind the X one. Oh, yeah. The three for life. One on this side. Oh, no, that's stinks. Oh, yeah. All right. No, you don't like my three for life. Let me see. What's three for life about? Legion of Skanks three for life. Same with three of us will always be there for life right off. But he's not what? Steve has been with the show for 15 years. Oh, this is Steve. Yeah, Steve for life. Okay. What's this one? What's the X? The X is tight. That's just a little bit. The mouth from the Legion of Skanks. Yeah, that's tight. Shane almost got a Legion of Skanks. I did it with the first hand castle. Oh, dude, it drives me out of my mind that that didn't happen. Thank good. You have no tattoos. For you to have the only tattoo on your body. Oh, my hand. He was online at Skankfest. One ready to get it. I think I talked you out of it. Just two guys. Two dudes. Two guys over in line. They were also they were getting tattoos. Yeah. And they're like, come on, man, you don't want to be like us. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yes. Are you going to get it? I have no idea. I was a shipface. I was just looking at him. I got a suit. They would have ruined probably my entire career. You would have sent you off on a trajectory. Yeah. Terrible. You would have had like a Michael Jackson glove. You would have been. Oh, they had to wear gloves. They had to make me even the most powerful one. One glove. Hold off. I can't. I can't. Yeah. That would have been that would have been crazy. Have you had the Skanks thing on your end? Then you just got to explain that for the rest of the weekend. Out of tough weekend. That was at Skankfest the first time. I think it was the second one ever. Yeah. And I didn't like any New York comedians. I was sitting there like, I hate these guys. I hate all these guys. I fucking hate New York comedy. Fuck this. And then I went to Voss's roast. Oh, wow. And I watched it. And I was like, never mind. I love this place. That's great. That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. That was the day after Skankfest. Yeah. Yeah. But I was watching you guys trot around. Kings of the castle. Yeah. You didn't like it. What the fuck? She hits on stage. She's acting cool. Now she was a big fan of Legion of Skanks. But not that weekend. I got like one spot at like 2 p.m. in the garage in the basement. I was like, I hate these people. It's crazy. I feel like five other angry. You weren't even on the poster. It was devastated. Enjoy your piton. Yeah. Things have changed though. Huh? Things have turned up begging you. No. No, he doesn't have to beg. He actually does the opposite of you threatens me with violence. It's how he gets me to go to Skankfest because I'll fucking beat your fucking ass. I know where you live. You little bitch. I'll talk to you. I'll talk to you. All right. I'll be there. You should get a steak. You just go for points. True. I should be. Yeah. Is there equity going that? Skankfest. Give me 20% of Skankfest. Yes. There's a path. That's Steve Jobs. That's a Steve Jobs. That's Jobs. That's Jobs. That's Jobs. That's Jobs. That's Jobs. That's Jobs. That's the King of Clubs. There's a path for that for you. We just got to get rid of one of the leaders. That's in his pocket. Get rid of one of the three. Another 10% equity. You should do a coup. Yeah. You could probably get the other two to sign a document to give you all the rights. Maybe. Yeah. It's worth it. Try. Yeah. We just got, we got, oh, I can't talk about the lawsuit yet until the lawyers tell me that I can. I'm just waiting for the fucking guy. Can we talk about it? There's a lawsuit. Yeah. Yeah. I think I know about it. You told everybody. It's, it's, it's, it's, my lawyers specifically said, do not talk about this. Dude, how bad does that make you want to talk about it though? Oh, I wonder what they were talking about. I know. This episode is brought to you by prize picks. Football is heating up and prize picks. Make it, you like that. Stay, stay locked in. Find players with improved search, track your picks with live box scores and find popular picks to copy with one click. So what you on this season met? One of my own this season. Who's having the most surprising performance this season so far for you? I've been upset about the big injury for the Eagles, honestly. So I'm wishing I'm wishing hurts the best nice. That's what Matt's on. I'm all that's why I'm all I'm on like more like thinking about it More talking about myself. Yeah, of course exactly. That's what we do here. That's what I'm all that's what I'm all in the same. I'm watching my own Guys download the app today and use code drenched to get $150 instantly in lineups if you win your first $5 lineup That's code drenched to get a hundred and fifty dollars instantly in lineups if you win your first $5 lineup price picks run your game Guys, oh good the dreaded show approaches guys. Please for the love it. Yeah Well, first I got to do the Florida run. That's Fort Lauderdale Tampa, Orlando looking decent. I'm feeling all right about those Newark New Jersey. I really don't know what we're gonna do. We're dropping curtains We're dropping curtains guys come out. We'll have a good time watch me sweat in a giant room Baltimore, Maryland, Columbus, Ohio, Cincinnati, Ohio, San Diego and of course, Ball Sacramento at the very end with more dates to come. Thank you guys. Oh, yeah Do you think of yourself? Are you a bit like jobs a little bit? Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah jobs like I play I play the orchestra. Yeah, you play the orchestra. I play the orchestra What do you mean that come out of you? Is that an expression? Jobs play the universe of the jobs movie. No, I never really cared a lick for jobs. If I mean, that's insane, actually, I never did Crazy, not the coach or one at the Michael fastbender one. Obviously, Aslan coaches the great never even thought I've never even thought about you should I really admire that jobs movies tonight Compare the kosher one to the fastbender one. I'm more of a Zuckerberg guy. That's nice. Zuck's more my He's still here. You guys are fucking dude suck. I'm a teet of the Rogan's feel He's still here dude if jobs is around he would Score and reddit points with that Lewis is outside the world garden No, that's just fun to say that Zuck would beat up your favorite guy. Zuck would probably fuck up jobs. I might talk about that. I'm talking about that And jobs like cancer whatever I'm talking about his business. I mean he's I mean, he showed the entire world. That's he's a beast who Zuckerberg He literally destroyed the earth What do you mean he ruined every single person? Facebook yeah, yeah, yeah, it was beginning of the end. Yeah, yeah Jobs did the device is Zuck made it slap. Yeah, Zuck did the software. Yeah, the apps. Yeah I don't know one thing. Yeah, I don't know anything about trying to think what entrepreneurs I would say I most admire I'm more in the pimps. Honestly, you're one of pimps. I'm more of pimps. Yeah You might be a zuck area of a of Moscow. You got a little mosque to you My mind is like a storm actually. It is. You have become me I can see me being more musk than anything Trying to think oh you could be you could be Bezos dude just launching some bitches into space That's Pimp shit though. It is Pimp shit. Bezos is Pimpin. What do you think about Pimp's Lewis? My dad was a Pimp really was he a finesse Pimp or a gorilla Pimp? I don't know what that means. Did he use the hose or if you're with the gas, what do you think? The gas gorilla Pimpins like using force finesse Pimp is just using game I don't really know he died before I have memories of him should ask but he knew he wasn't he wasn't actually a Pimp really Yeah, I'm gonna hose you have I don't know, but the night he got murdered he was literally Pimping He didn't know he murdered I knew he heard I guess it's not you know he got murdered. Yeah, I'll say no shit because it's really improper to murder a Pimp like that I said that joking. It's not easy. It's You dad found out the hard way. Yeah, I don't know your dad was Pimpin You got the game flowing through your veins. You do have the game. I do and do gorilla Pimps and finesse Pimps Can they overlap it's like sometimes the gorilla comes out or is it like that kind of different technique? Sometimes you go to work and there's a moment you have to cross over to grill once you're in the gorilla Think you just that's it. But if you're in finesse, you ever just like you know, you could I mean gorilla came out the true Pimps True Pimps say you never have to use force whatsoever. I Feel like though if you grow go gorilla once then you go it's a lot easier down to now He's trying to put that back in the bottle. Yeah, yeah, it's tough if you're a gorilla Pimping you try to finesse a bitch Then they're gonna think you're soft. You got to double down on your gorilla. Oh, yeah, you look like an idiot. Yeah, you look like a pussy, dude They're gonna start taking advantage of you. Mm-hmm. What a finesse techniques. Just go. Hey, you look great when you go prostituting from there. You just expand these bitches minds. Yeah Instead of having no money, you could have a little money. You just teach him, bro You let you love bomb them exactly. You say nice things about them. You fuck can tell them they're beautiful You know said I get up. Whatever you guys say There used to be it. There used to be a thing in technique in Harlem back in the day and they would what was that funny But it was and just funny They would get these new girls who just moved to New York and you'd move them to a apartment that everything's nice And then when you'd bring him out for dinner your friends would go in and steal all their shit And then when you came back you were like, oh god, so me Dave Smith used to do that We would like one of well one of us were hooking up with the girl in the bedroom The other one would rifle through her person steal her money Future Libertarian presidential candidate Dave Smith That's a free market. That's me. That's a free for life. That's a free marker right now There's nothing to it. Legion is kanks Dean Yeah, yeah, but yeah, that was uh, you know, then did you pin that did you pin out these girls after you started break up dude? Yeah, dude, I'm gonna ruin your presidential campaign I've been playing in my backstab my backstabs would be so nice Um actually, yeah, I'm a sort of fall dog video. Oh, Matt. Did you have a bachelor party when you got married? Uh, both times. Yeah, we even married twice. Yeah, I do bachelor parties. That's crazy Yeah, but yeah, I had a bachelor. Why do you ask? Because I was thinking if I ever got married, I was like I'd want to do a bachelor party, but I don't know who would like like I would have to plan my own bachelor party like nobody else in my world can plan You'll plan it for me. I would love to yeah, you'll think Jay would play your bachelor party too. Jesus The leastiest person I've ever met my entire life three for life Yeah Damn, look he's crazy. Uh, no, I'd love to plan it. You know, I don't have to go, but I'll plan it. You guys in a rocket like Watch you and your dumb ass got the friends in outer space What would your ideal bachelor party be? Would you be more like friends, conversation, steak or do you be wowing out? I feel like it's your last opportunity to fucking you got a wild they got to you got to pull that out really? Yeah, you got to bring out the old She knows Okay, you want you want to get what we had a great time. I mean, I had what you guys did We went to a cabin. I took a Somali in about eight grams of mushrooms. Yeah, Shane did shane really fucking Crying in the shitest pants I laid down. I met my father in heaven. Oh my god. They got sent back down to earth again. My dad's alive And I woke up and sat next to Billy. They said now that's what I call a party You got it together pretty good. I was just I mean for being like you had like At one point you had like almost like a spider's eyes. You're saying like everything was in like eight days There was a nice there was a nice moment where the mushrooms were like as high as they possibly could be without Complete in in compensation. Yeah, I was like everyone's face was like multiple eyes multiple heads Then I went and sat by the fire and Zero depth perception. I was like I don't know where I am. Yeah your feet. I don't remember where I am And then I was like damn. This is what Alzheimer's is like. This is hell. Yeah And then there's a moment where it's like mushrooms are coming on too strong. You kind of do one of these like Yeah During this period one of my older cousins was like leaning over him like dude. I can't believe he got fired from SNF It was Next to me look I can't believe you got fired from Saturday night live You're a comedian. Tell me a joke Yeah, he can look and it's not even trying. He wasn't even trying to be like funny He was just punishing. That's how he is. He is a punisher And but he got his oh yeah, he got his Billy was ahead of all the ropes It's like dude turn your hat backwards Well, he got kind of kicked out he got geeked out on Molly and it like it really didn't agree with him. - What? - He was just being a pussy. He was like, he took some Molly and then he started getting high and was like, "Oh my God, is it too much?" - And we were all just like, "Yeah, pussy." - I didn't know that I was possible. - The onset, I feel like the onset can be a little bit much, but like, he, like maybe 30 minutes before, he was upstairs telling me how his mind is a steel trap and nothing can penetrate it. (laughing) I went downstairs and he's like, "Oh, this isn't good at all." I was like, "Do it, you'd help?" And my brother, he does hat like this. And my brother's like, "Oh, turn your hat around." Bro, that is not varsity behavior. He's turning around and then they're like, "Dude, turn your head, you just get going." - Good boy. That's what I thought. Let's see. - You do what I say, dude. - I fucking do it. - Oh my God. (laughing) - He completely MK-O-T-D. - My little brother MK-O-T-D, I'm really mad at him. - The other guys, one guy going upstairs be like, "I don't feel anything." And he was in his room screaming. (laughing) - He played down there. (laughing) - He was crazy. - I never met you before. - I took DMT the night before. (laughing) - Also like, small dose DMT is the most unpleasant being terrible. - It was just me and the B's. The B's was ripping it. - Oh dude. - Bro, he is a DMT theme. - The B's was rough in it. - He likes DMT. - He did, I don't think he still does. He went to a phase. - I tried trying to break through and DMT a few times. And it's like, you get to the point where it's like, you're sitting there and your neck is like cranking. (laughing) You see the devil staring right at you in here? And then the person you're with, they're like, "Dude, take another hit." You got to break through. (laughing) - You're coughing, you're a little new. (laughing) - Dude, it's a scariest thing, dude. I was in Big J's house. So we took, we had a pen with DMT. Hard. You got to keep on hitting. You got to keep on hitting it. Dude, when I'm sitting there, I hit it so many times. The furniture all came alive, like Peeley's playing house. And started jumping at me. I was like, (laughing) There was nothing enjoyable about it at all. - Dude, you're also your heart starts beating really weird. I don't know if I was just hallucinating, but I felt like it was like a cartoon. Like, boom, boom, boom. Like, oh, like it was, I did the same thing. I tried it the first time and I was like, like I'm vegetable. Just like, I was in the room, but I was like, yeah. And then my brother was like, dude, okay. Do it again, but more this time. (laughing) - Yeah, that's the thing. - And I did, it actually worked, but it was just like, I broke through. Did you like lose the sense of time? - I was gone. - It felt like somebody-- - Did you see the fucking, like the purple alien people? - Dude, it was, I, what I saw was a gesture on a checkered tile floor. - That's the thing. - And it just made fun of me. It was like, you are such a fucking loser. And I was like, oh no, he's making fun of you. - He's just being mean. (laughing) - I just got bullied the whole time. I can't believe she's gonna marry you. - He's fucking suck so much, I'm just kidding with you. - I'm just fucking with you. - It's like, you're a loser, you're an idiot. And then it was just me. It felt like I was on a roller coaster after that. I was just like flying through stuff and getting back like. - I don't room make do it and he spits. It's like running around the house and knocking things over. He tried to jump off the balcony. And I, this was like just 4 p.m. I'm just like in my room and I just hear. (laughing) - What? - He's like, what the fuck is going on? - No. - And I was like, what the fuck is going on? - It is not true. - He's like, that's so, he goes, you gotta try this. - There's nothing for him. - He's in the bathroom. - He's gotta watch B's rivet. He's just champs it. Everyone's right, you see when it hits him, he's like, - Yeah. - That's right. - One of my brothers was all about Chango, which is when you take the DMT and put it into an herb so you can kind of smoke it like weed. And he was like, it's so sick. Like just smoking a little bit of DMT and you pass the pipe around. And I was like, this is not sick. It takes weird, it takes horrible. And you're just like, you're just like an elf with your brother for like a minute. You're like, why are we elves right now? We don't have to be elves. We can just chill. Did I tell you about the time I did it? And I came, whatever, I set up a camera because I was like, I've done it before. And then I-- - Hey guys, I'm gonna smoke you. - Hey, like sure, subscribe. I'm trying DMT, I'm trying to break true. - Why did you camera it? - Because when you come out of it, you gotta talk about everything you've seen because it will disappear like a dream, right? So I've done it before and I forget everything. I set up the camera and I smoke it and I come out. And then I just had this the worst shame I've ever felt in my life. And I cried, like, bawled my eyes out crying. For 30 minutes, like howling like an old black lady at church that got a funeral. And then I just-- - Please tell me you didn't delete that. - I have it somewhere, just me on the couch. - Oh, send it to everybody. - You're a track pipe. - That should be your promo. - That's so cool. - That should be your promo for every show you do on the road. - It's everything. - I'm worthless. - Oh god, I feel so ashamed to put it on. - That's awesome. - Yeah, I haven't touched it since. I haven't gone back. I don't even know why I felt bad. I just came out feeling horrible. - You know, I'll reach you for the camera. (laughing) - I'm trying to-- - I think it's going to be a cool video. The most worst thing I've ever done. - Do you want to know? - That's the funniest thing ever. - I remember one time. You remember those one-chip challenges were really popular for a minute? It was like one potato chip and it's got like, whatever the school already is. And every year they come out of the newer chip and it's a hotter than the last year. Some kid died like three years ago. They just discontinued the one chip challenge now. - So hot. - Some kid literally died from a potato chip. - Right. (laughing) - Well, he probably had a heart attack. - Something happened. - Did you know how a potato chip would eat that? - He died doing what he loved. - Talking about everything. - Making content. - I remember like, this is probably one of my most evil moments. Like my sister, she always needs money. So I was like, all right. - Eat one of these chips. (laughing) - You made it. (laughing) - I'll give you $20. - I'll give you $20. - I'll give you $20. - This is like, just like, how much, how much money would you do to entertain me? How much was, how much was she asking for? - I want to, maybe there's a hundred bucks for this one. (laughing) - He gave her like a gas station crack head treatment. (laughing) - He will do this. - He was like, bump fights. I was like, fight this other homeless woman for finding a treatment. - They, they, I've been on the receiving end of that. We've talked about a bunch of my family. My family made me do an Easter egg hunt with the kids. They, I didn't have any money. They hid money. Some of the Easter eggs. And they're like, if you want money, you can go out with the little kids. (laughing) You know what I mean? It's like, $20. (laughing) - Nothing in the matter of your way. - Well, but I felt so bad. Like, she literally, she's, and she's like, right, she got a glass in milk. She's like puking and nodding and I never know she's crying. Like, I'm a video tape. It's stopping funny after 10 seconds. And I was like, oh, I feel bad. I'd never did anything with the video. I was just like, no, we're not gonna, we're never gonna talk about this again. This is the first time I've talked about this. - Yeah, it's fucked up. It's fucked up. (laughing) - I paid my sister to do that. - I mean, a spice prank is funny. Those are so funny. Just hitting someone with like, armageddon hot sauce. - Yeah, I'm not telling you. - And just watching them have a metal breakdown. (laughing) - We used to do it on pizza in college. We would put it on like, the super hot sauce under the cheese and then like, spin the pie around. It was like, rushing the lead, whoever got it. One person would get it and they'd start sweating. - Some of the college pranks get out of control. I don't know if this was true, but they said it, where I went to college. Someone went to a party, took the butter out of the fridge, melted it in the microwave, took a shit in the butter, put it back in the fridge so that it really. - I didn't put it in the butter. (laughing) - Took a shit in the butter. - So then you don't even know the shit. - Somebody's shit in the butter. - But you don't know until you're spreading it on your toast and suddenly you get into the middle layer. There's a lump of shit in it. - Oh, there was in case, there's a dirt in case. - So that's why you melt it so that it would like sink to the bottom. - That's a beautiful prank. - So you're really. - That's almost urban legend. - Yeah, I know. - I hope it's true, you know. - A shit in the butter is crazy. - A shit in the butter. - That's how it is. - That's how it is. - That's how it is. - That's how it is. - Yeah. (laughing) - The legend of the shite and the butter. The lense, the high kings. (laughing) - You're nothing more shite than the butter. - That definitely broke up two warring kingdoms. (laughing) - That's just a prank. - They went to war, a battle. - Irish mythology is the best. - It's a lot of fun, yeah. - It's so funny. It's literally just like, and then the dude was so strong and he beat everybody up. - Yeah. - And it's fucking dick. I've read one, he had a fine set of genitals on him. - Like, whoa, what the fuck, why'd you write that? - And he had a fine set of genitals. - Yeah. - Well. - It's trying to find a picture of me doing the Easter egg hunt. (laughing) - Damn, sorry. Couldn't find it. - That's so funny. - Yeah, cool and rules. When he jumped in the fucking river to cool himself down, he would get so hot from battle. He'd go into the river and just boil the water. - Awesome. - I don't think I ever heard that one. - It's cool. - I know he, he, he, he, he, he, he killed a wolf when he was a kid with the, with the Schlitter and the Hurley. - Just move the fucks the Schlitter and the Schlitter. - It's like a, you don't know what a Schlitter is? - Litter is when you take a dump in the bathroom. (laughing) - I don't know what a Schlitter is. - Schlitter, I hardly know. - The Schlitter is the, it's like a baseball that we play sports with, a Schlitter. And then he whacked the baseball off the wolf's face and then he became a fucking dog in the end with a baseball. - No, he's the kid. - He's the king, man. - God, he's, he's the screwdriver in the heart. It's a little I'm the king now dogs that. And then that gets passed down and Joe Mary, you could have been king in Ireland. That's some shit you would do. Yeah. I heard an animal for no reason. He did squeeze the frog. That's makes it. Have you guys ever hurt an animal? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I said it like you've been living with the regret. Now I've talked about it. We used to like dissect, dissect frogs when I was little. We would catch them in a pond in school. No, like not in school. We would catch them at the pond and be break up a soda. I've held a frog. You killed it first. So you dissected it in a live live. Unfortunately, that's crazy. What noise does it make? I don't like really do much. We usually catch catfish and put fireworks in their gills and blow their heads off. That's kind of funny. That was kind of sick. That's kind of don't feel bad about that. We go out to birds. That was nice. I had a one pump hand gun BB gun. And it was just you know, one pump, you know, you fucking it was pretty shitty BB gun. There was a bird on a line. Watch this guys. And I shot it. It bounced off his chest. The bird went don't even fucking I did. Really. Yeah, we got a groundhog once with a BB gun. That was not good. Oh, yeah. It was just hurting the thing. It wasn't. It wasn't killing it. They fucked up. Oh, wow. Yeah. I didn't think it was like an evil thing. Me and my friends did. Yeah. My remember when I was little, my dad would like take me with him to he would have these like voles in his garden. Like little I guess their moles. I don't they are. And he would put smoke bombs in like their holes so that it came out of one. He would watch him. He was fucking blow his head off with a nine millimeter. It's got a nice. Did I want to do that to the fucking deer in my neighborhood, dude? They eat my hydrangeas. So I wanted to just fucking come out and just fucking bang right in the fucking deer in the head right in the head, dude. Leave its body on the fucking lawn. Put up. They'll fuck your landscaping up. Oh my god. They're terrible. I'm talking to Rocha for it. He said he put it like a ton of flowers in his is a landscape in his garden. And it was just like these nice roses. He said he just watched week by week in the air. Just destroyed all of the nice flowers. Yeah. I told Rocha for about that too. He said he was like I want to I was talking about I want to shoot the deer in the head. He was like, I don't want to do that. He's like I just want to spray paint. Faggot on the top. I'm grounded. Go off. People are going to see it. Like say, Faggot of the sun. Oh, look, it's a dear. No, don't look. Don't look. No darling. Don't look. He might be one of the funniest days. Oh, he's the best. Yeah, I love him. He's the fucking man. He's so funny. It's such a good dude. Yeah. It's like if you have anything that like a man should know about, you just call him. Yeah. Callers houses. He's like a gay guy should know about. Yeah. Yeah. He just like interior design. I know. He told me he was helping you with your with your shit. He's so good at it. Yeah. He's right. His house is fucking dope. Yeah. Yeah. Any I love torturing him with car. I'm like, yeah, I think I'm thinking about getting the Jeep gladiator the Jeep pickup truck and he'll be like, bro, what the fuck are you fucking. I do the same thing when I was buying a car a couple of years ago. I was like, I'm thinking about getting a other ones that they're like fucking V8 like. You would get a charger or like a chart. Yeah, it was a charger. And he was like a charger. He was like, what are you a cop? You should have a charge. He got to get an Acura all wheel drive, Lexus all wheel drive, nine, 2019 and above. And he was so specific with it. When I got the sword pulled on me, that was because of Roshafor. That's because of Roshafor. I was going to say, yeah, because I went to the car dealership and I wanted to buy an Acura TLX. I came with $30,000 in cash literally cash to a little shitty car dealership in Queens. And I was like, yeah, I saw this. Yeah, it was like, it was $22,000. It was listed out. It was like really dope. It was a nice car. And I was like, yeah, it's like the test drive it. And the African guy at the car dealership was like, no test driving. I was like, what? I'm not going to buy the car without driving it. And then he was just like being really weird and standoff fish. And then I did the research afterwards. And this is like, it was all bait and switch and all these like extra fees. It was like a part dealership. But then I get on the phone with Roshafor. This is like, I'm calling my dad. I was like, he won't let me judge you off the car. Roshafor is like, put the guy on the phone with me. So that's what the guy on the phone with me. And then the African guy's like, arguing with Roshafor. And then he puts him on speaker phone and he's like, you still fuck you, buddy. You fucking suck. I'll kick your fucking ass. You got the guy on board. I lose on your end. What's he say? What's he say? And then the guy started arguing with me. And I was like, fuck, I was like, fuck you, but I'll break your fucking jaw. I said that. And he's like, oh, yeah, you'll break my jaw. Then he went into his office and he pulled out a fucking katana. Yeah. And then he said, move though. You know, he uses that every day. Yeah, we got the body of safety. What? Yeah, I called the cops. Did your attitude change very quickly when you saw a gigantic story? No, no, no, no, I was still talking with the police. If a man pulls a sword on you, are you not supposed to act like a Karen? It's not a Karen move to say, oh, I need a little bit of now. You've pulled a sword on me. You're kind of making a big deal. You had your sword at the red. You should have had your blade. I should have had my. You should have pulled a little bit out. Without a sword fall down for the car. That would have been nasty. Yeah. That's crazy. You went general about naked on your ass. Yeah, he did. He really did. Okay, time for our fun little what you want, segment presented by price picks. 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There's a first time I met him and I was like, Yo, what the fuck is going on here? He owned it on a body shop and someone beat him on didn't pay him back on something. Yeah. The first time that I'm an Asian man. He was an Asian man, man, and a black guy. Okay. The first time I ever really met him came down the steps screaming the N word, just branching a sword and I was like, I'm going to die in here. This is that Asian guy comes at you. Do you automatically assume he knows how to use it? For sure. More than your African brand. I assume a black guy knows how to use a sword. I'm going to be honest. Yeah. I can see that too. Black. I love like samurai shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Lamar, are you good at swords? Has your soul. I know you think you're good at sword. His Chinese letters on his fucking shirt. You're good at this. Staff. Yeah. I can see him. But what did a Rafi L have? I can see him with some size. So size. Yeah. I think he probably had some. Did you own some at any point? You had swords. The only like it's either you're like create like your ninja and you're crazy good with Chinese weapons or ninja weapons or you're like a fucking fat dork. Which one of you? You're fucking. Lamar. Which one of you? No, I said you. I'm saying in general. You're the only people who buy ninja weapons or ninjas and fat dorks. Lamar. But that's not you. That's crazy. Lamar said he thinks he could beat me up. You might be able to. I know you can. You said. I think you could get that. Somebody asked me about a podcast. How many Lamar's would it take to beat me up? And he said two. And I think I could take two Lamar's. You could not take two legs. No, we could literally run this experiment. Him and his brother could. Yeah, brother. Yeah. Lamar's brother might take what's his. When he's done. True. My claim is fresh. Lamar's your brother the same like stature. He used to be. Yeah. You got to suffer. You're your brother. You think about it. You first debris who wins the fight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm breathing. So debris in Lamar can take me. We know two Lamar or two Lamar's Lamar's. Lamar's respect on us. It's crazy. Two Lamar's two Lamar's. Two Lamar's would be your ass. Yeah. I don't think so. What are the rules? Is it like boxing? MMA rules? MMA rules. Just street fight rules. Rassling. They're gonna squash you do they're gonna be like when you're making Mario running through the dungeon They're gonna crush your like his blocks Or we I mean, who's another big though you get Andy. Yeah, you and Andy vs Lohana. Yeah Just do big dogs. Yeah, that's like to sure. Yeah fine. Yeah fine. Let's do it. It's dead fast. Let's run it That's exciting so I'll do a two on one. They might for real hurt you. Let's go. We'll try who? They would have to he would have to really strategize they have to really come at me at the same time I think one of them is gonna like if they come at me one at a time But I'm gonna do to one of them first the other ones gonna get freaky one of them's got a kneel down behind you Do you know what I'm gonna put you over here? Yeah, and then you got nailed just like laugh at you on your mind Yeah, let's do that's yeah, it's required damage You should put it close line. He'll be doing rest of the moves get him easy. Do do do Now you get in basketball. You normally extremely arrogant about So I'm a true ninja by the way, this was three o'clock in the morning. He was drinking. He'd be fucking losing it right now That's actually very true, but yeah same with just about anyone. Yeah Three in the morning drinking and someone's like I could beat up two of you Well, that's extremely disrespectful So you guys were approaching the throne of basketball. I was I found that kind of funny Well, we challenged you guys you guys got to win the tournament to be able to play us again If you're at the bottom of the world comment, we would play us at skankfest if you win the tournament We would consider why not I'm not doing you that favor. It's not doing me a favor. You yes it is It's a big opportunity for you. How how's it doing me a favor to beat me basketball? Because you'll be wearing a body brain shirt You're a king of clubs. You got any money coming from body brand out. We don't go. I have shrew. We don't know cameras. It's a very jobs move No cameras. No cameras. It's like Rocky versus Apollo at the end. No cameras private gym. Then yes private gym Talk about the results. Yes. No, do it. Do it a we do need neutral witnesses To do it outside big event big crowds black neighborhoods get all the people out. No, get it get some fire Get a community. We then we'd all be humiliated. Not just them. Yeah, I mean, no, I might just put together a team to face you Please you are more on your GM shit right now. Yeah. Yeah, I Space space jam. Let me assemble a team real quick. Yo, LeBron. I'm on my dawn. Sterling I'm trying to put together a squad Yeah, Lamar and Matt would be you and Jeff. Yeah, without it. It'd be 11 nothing again. No Yeah, yeah, so for sure. I don't think I don't think Matt's been playing. I've been playing a lot. Oh, yeah, big James been playing a lot He won't admit that he stinks. He just wanted to admit it Like just to make you stink. It's okay. You don't want to fucking do anything but stand under the bed He's six foot three and 300 pounds his whole life so he can just stand underneath the hoop and like be effective I tried you tried your hardest. I tried never played basketball. I played. Oh really? I played before Playground legend I was I remember we meet my friends with me on my buddy Mike. We were like all right. We should do like We should do like white man can't jump like hustle people on the court because he was really good at basketball But I was like the Billy co like I was supposed to be like, you know I was like missing all the shots and then when we got into the game We were gonna just hustle. We got into the game and I'm not good You didn't understand the second half of the hook. Yeah, but you got all lose the first five and then we'll double or not Just missed a little closer No, I turned it on a bit. I'm so bad. It's lost your loss worst But I we'd really have to see like some crazy improvement on your yeah You guys have to you have to beat several opponents. Yeah, for us to consider playing. Yeah, we're gonna take field goal percentage You guys you guys score one point in a competitive match. I've you guys still haven't scored a bucket You guys got you guys got a play I didn't cry at all you guys cried for two years. Hold on it affected my relationship. Hold on with big J You guys cried you cried initially then hold on Jason cried for two. Wow or two years I understand you're trying to salvage the relationship with big Jason right now You know, he was the only one who cried about this. I didn't care big Jason cry. I didn't care that night I didn't care after I didn't care before I I'm not good at basketball. I have no big piece of drugs That was a funny it was I need to know who to be pissed that he was actually just mad at you guys are beating him But he had a pretend to be mad at Dave On the bonfire was like change just not what I think It's like for real. He's like a bad person I took him into my wing He's the biggest sore loser on the planet. I'll play video games with him We I'm back there to play NBA like 2k and like I'm so I'm bad at basketball and ever even in video game form I'm terrible at basketball and he's really good So who do you use the sixers who at the time were like one of the lowest ranked teams in the game and I would use like the 1996 USA all-star team. It was like Jordan and fucking it was like all like the best dudes I remember one time at half time. He was only beating me by like three points. I wasn't even winning But he literally he literally threw the controller down. He's like yeah, I'm playing you're not even I'm not gonna play with you You're playing with a better team than me and I got so mad that like he went to the bathroom and I left like I left I was so mad. I was like fuck you dude. I'm out of here that I left But then I didn't live near anywhere near there and I had no money for a cab So I had to like ring his doorbell 10 minutes later and he's like what why are you outside? I was like I left. I was mad I know what to go. Yeah, like a kid who runs away from home. Yeah, but I have no yeah, I wasn't mad at all in any sense Yeah, who you play so who you playing against? What's the tourney looking like? I think the only one I I think is my Can't fight got to do it me me laugh Tristan Bowling. Oh, we'll fucking destroy them. No, I don't think we beat them. I don't think so There's no way you can play I got throw the ball and I got I got heart. You can't play basketball. Yeah, let us heart disease Lev cannot play that there's no way you guys he might be a shooter. You don't know let my just fucking threes all day Never know I would see the three of you guys playing would be great and then Tristan could just be there from morale It's a perfect. No, Tristan's like a little emo kid. He doesn't play basketball. He's our cheerleader on the side We got rid of Steve can probably play I assume I think Steve I don't think Steve can play I think because you saw him Throwed a football. That was crazy and I beat him in a game of throwing football. He has a poor throw on motion Well, I beat him and I can't throw we had we had the Legion of Skanks end of summer games and one of the things was One of the it was us versus cock fight and somebody had to wear a blindfold While they were holding a hula hoop and the other person had to go across the yard and try to make it Yeah, we lost he didn't know yeah, who's we you and Jay? All right, that was Jay blindfolded and Steve was throwing it. Okay. Yeah, damn That's one competition We love the challenge people. We love physical challenges Now you've beaten some people up and you're gonna be true Your boxing technique was nice. I've ever seen that me like damn loose. Yeah, I'm boxing at Skankfest this year Uncle laser's boxing Harrington Uncle laser's gonna get smoked Are you sick? I sport I sported with him today Who are you boxing? I'm boxing C.J. Bishop who's a comedian from Canada Who he snuck into we didn't sneak and he was invited to Skankfest like by a friend He wasn't performing then he went to like the front like gate and he told Shannon who's my close friend and producer He was like I'll lose that I get an artist pass so he can get into the green room and steal our liquor and food Which by the way, he could have just asked me. I probably just give him an artist pass But he lied and said that I said to give an artist pass so I was like dude. I should fuck it I like took a beside a guy goon armed him Yeah, I was like I should fucking kick you out of here right now He's fucking piece of shit. You're gonna lie about me and then he called in a legionist cancer put him on trial the next week We had Tony A.O. is a guest and C.J. was dressed up in like all prison gear and he had like a hit like a thuggy hit gold teeth and a thuggy accent and He demanded trial by combat to not be banned from Skankfest, which I thought was hilarious So now we have to box and if I stop him Yes, he did the naked roast on Friday night So he's definitely he's already preparing jokes probably this guy doesn't fight Huge dick it's probably 40 chess Right hook. You gotta take it out. You gotta just Did I just I wake up on Tuesday the festivals over what happened? My job's wired shut When there's got pictures of his balls on my face How big is this guy like six two he's like he's not a small dude, but he's like yeah, he's not No, he's not a fighter and then he's I'm a fighter in any sense, but You mean a train being a train. Yeah Can I can I plug my special while I'm here. Yeah, you mind new special on column-tural YouTube. It's called bells and whistles. It should be out Like right now or whenever you're watching it. Please check it out. Hell yeah, thank you very much. Yeah, a lot of work You got big you got big one tomorrow. Uh huh big guy tomorrow. I'm trying not to think about Are you nervous a little bit. Yeah, I was nervous. I was very nervous. I wasn't I was like Rogan. You're doing me Yeah, that's the attitude I'll go in there. I'll go. Yeah, what's up? Did I saw mom over the last night? It was the best. Who's in the green room? Joe Rogan not he was talking to Fucking um, what's his name? Uh, the British guy Jimmy car. He's like having one on one conversation And some girl I don't know why she was in the green room. She's like a like a blonde chick with glasses So like a blonde comes over and and interrupts Joe talking to Jimmy car and she goes here And she got a business card. So Rogan doesn't even like attend You know like if somebody does that your your natural reaction will be like to put your hand out He's doing it in your sense or he's like what's that? So he's my business card. He was like, I don't want that And you watch her like literally like you watch your soul lever body and she kind of just like stare it up at the ceiling You're like back slowly out of the grip. But I mean, what a crazy move and interrupt the conference nobody nobody wants a business card in 2046 Just handing somebody garbage. That's it. Yeah. Now you're I have to throw this out now or you're fucking mind Yeah, that's wild. Should I get a business card made for tomorrow on the day? Just keep that just in case you haven't even uh We were in the game and Joe was talking about are we were talking about uh David Lucas being capable of doing split And like no way and Rogan of course is like I can Do it Rogan told them to do a split Then David Jolly walks in and is like Everyone's got a pretend it is cool. It's like wow awesome Fucked up thing to walk into. Yeah, yeah, Jolly to go ahead of everybody else you to start making fun of them But it's Jolly you're like this is the best thing ever Jolly's walking there must be nice splits crazy. I might know my daughter So I try to do them and it like fucking kills. I can jeep is a forward. Do you gotta go? Well, yeah, the way one leg forward one leg back or just like straight up split One leg forward one leg back straight. It's crazy One leg forward one leg back. Yeah, you got your video of Rogan doing splits Yeah, he's doing it all over a bunch of candles. Fuck Dude, this was it reminds me when Shane was on skanks one time and uh Me and Jay I don't know what happened, but somehow Jay convinced or Shane commits me and Jay to do a test of strength In the middle of it. We're doing like a real like you're like mercy me grab each other's fingers And then we're like do we we're really into it and Shane goes look at you fucking idiots I just made your leaders fucking fight each other and we got to like stop. We're like oh, yeah, that's funny Mercy is a fucked-up game mercy is crazy. Yeah, I was like trying to show pictures Just can't find any pictures. You got to be a girl girls are the best of that No, not mercy. Do you ever see them find pictures on their phone? They'll pull them up from like six years ago There it is. I was just trying to get in my hotel room. I forgot my keycard upstairs They were like they were like give her a day. I was like no, but I'll give you my, you know, health and honors number She was like will you have a picture idea? I was like no, I was like, I don't she's like what we need security coming escort you up I was like I was so put on my phone typed in identification showed it to her right within three seconds. I had it It's wonderful. Oh Jolly walking. That's good stuff. That's a good split That's fun, huh? That's another thing. That's another thing, too James Wildman. He has nothing to do. They take a picture of all their credit cards and ID and you're right. It's everything. Yeah, so they're ready sure they do Just in case it comes in handy true. Yeah, I can't do I mean a split would be Crazy. Yeah, who do you think you can do the best split? I bet the American do a split. Yeah. Yeah, I think so man Would you try your hardest worst? I've probably got a little flexibility in there. Please try artists We'll see. I'd like to see it. Please you don't have to be on camera. You can just be where you are. You can show us a split. I just want to No, it was just the I'm all juiced up to see you guys split right now Yeah, you might want to come over here. It's crazy. Don't worry. We should take the shit out if it's really blurry Is groin ripping don't get hurt. Yeah, that's not bad. That's actually crazy. You got nature to fall to the floor there. That's pretty good. That's that was good. That was pretty close. You're I mean to look like you just popped your knee Okay, you slipped on ice or something you're right. I couldn't even go that far. That's great. That's my leg. I can have fucking whale on you. Yeah, I'm so inflexible But the flexibility competition. Let Merrill fuck me up. Wait till you wrestle him. He's gonna go nuts Yeah, he is a wrestler. That's a ball of strength right there. He's fucking. I ran into a guy 10th planet on the plane He was like bro. The mayor has been thrashing the mayor's been going to go to 10th planet. Yeah. Oh Just a little bit Let me hear the 10th planet Humble warrior obviously. Wow He's been training hard. Don't let him for you. Um I feel like I feel like I could take him You don't know. He'll just get close. He'll just close that fucking gap. What all is fucking weight on you? Take it around another guy That's exactly coming at another guy. It's if you accidentally fall. I'm fucked. Oh, if they get me down the hogs are gonna be on Oh, I'm fucked the hogs are gonna be on you. It's like golvish travels Yeah, if I if I fall it's You're gonna think you have sleep paralysis Moves We think of the D of the My net. Oh, yeah, one of the challenges you have cooking up. I do like that. The fact you guys are challenging physical challenges Hopefully you have anything else going on right? So it's fighting basketball. Yeah, we're doing some fights at the festival I like the carnival of combat. That was fun. How it was like you couldn't do it in Vegas. You just rented a place in Florida Does big Jason have any physical challenges in the works big Jason said he would uh he would do the Pinyata fight where he dresses as a Pinyata and we have to defend him as fans try to attack him So I'm gonna convince him now if he can do that. So that'd be really fun We just move We got you let me talk on the podcast mother fucker So fucking big now I signed up for the role one more. Did you? Yeah, I did yeah, did you really? Yeah, you're doing it? Yeah, I'm not telling just everyone I'm just gonna go like this 20 meetings one at one minute every minute a new comedian comes in boxing Boxing yeah last year Jamar wanted Jamar. Yeah, it'd be terrifying. Do Jamar fucking like leveled Fucking a term from the Palmer squares It was Drew Montana term and Jamar and everyone is kind of like yeah, everyone's having fun Just like you know sparring in a fun way and Jamar's like oh, there's three of us left and he just fuck I mean dude A hook from hell dude. He knocked off terms fucking head and then uh Drew just took a knee. He was like fuck that Yeah, Jamar's a piece I bucked Jamar today. How'd it go? It was good. I did alright. Yeah. Yeah, you know Jamar's Jamar's fast. Yeah They all are Every Jamar I've ever met pretty speedy We're about the mayors Kind of sounds like Jamar Well mayors way more flexible than I thought it would be that was pretty that was so much closer than I get Strength is crazy shit. You strength is crazy. Yeah, let's arm wrestle right now Yeah Hmm could have been why how about some classes two twenty five easy without benching ever a little bit sumo be nice I think Lamar sumo would be a good little we did sumo it's can't trust one year Be fun. Yeah a little sumo right here to see proper sumo where you like dress up in the no no no we do proper sumo Yeah, it's fight for us. Yeah. Yeah, let's get a little sumo right. I don't mind a little arm wrestling right now I'll do a little arm wrestle fired up the main one arm wrestle All right Little preview of what's to come. Oh nice right there. Yeah You don't have a table with like a handle where I've won And the pads you got there. You don't have you don't have an arm wrestling table. You do what's that Swedish? What's that leg wrestling thing? Oh Yeah, we both try to Please do that. I'm I'm really not good at that I'll try to all leg wrestle. Lamar. I'll do any type of wrestling. Yes. Lamar, are you good for that? Well, what do you have to like both line your backs opposite hook a 69 whoever flips it? Well, I forget I don't know how it works. How does it work? Can we see how it works? Yeah, both lay down next to each other You have to like essentially lay down like hip to hip to toes. Yeah, hip to hip. Yeah, hip to hip right and then you hook your legs Yeah, and whoever can flip the one yes we've done it before it's pretty fun yeah I've done it get in there go on show us I don't know what I don't even understand let's do it let's do it yeah hey lamar says I'm good for whatever the matter isn't even fucked dude come on me see what's the what's the market saying on the other one yeah you got it sorry you just go on me dude I think you're too close are you really thanks oh yeah technical fail technical fail easy win easy win dirty dirty lose it all that just to touch his balls that was his whole elaborate the measles flopping on the he does that when he's arm wrestling too it's so fun when you don't want somebody to touch your balls it really will just shut down completely yeah yeah you gotta grab his balls dude you can freak out you for somebody touch your balls mean I want to touch your balls yeah you can't go into a fight with Lewis expecting honor yeah Lewis is immediately looking to splash some dust in your eyes or whatever kicks what are you up to tonight nothing nothing nice what do you guys up to chill I think I'll play a little paddle ball nice oh yeah that'll be fun yeah I've only played it once and it was great it's it's not really enjoyed it I only played pickle ball paddle ball is pickle ball but you have a tennis ball instead you can kind of really a little more a little French yeah they say padat we play is I remember I've seen it it's just a lot to say right I call a paddle ball yes no I never played amble what's him what's the difference between handball and wall ball I think it's probably his wall ball well okay I think I played that yeah it's like with a little blue yeah yeah you're just smacking you whack it with your hand instead of a tennis right I feel like we would catch it throw it oh no that's like there's never rules no the ASS was you throw it at the wall and then if you touch it yeah you get pegged with it yep I mean I was always so if you so bad at this game ball that was the fastest kid and I'm the least athletic I wouldn't catch it I would touch it they pegged me in the back yeah there there was the fabled game of red balls where you would stand they could just throw it at the person's dick but I don't think anyone ever really played that that's crazy yeah hey I think that's a podcast it is that's it now that's all that's pretty impressive stuff guys check out the special please thank you check out a special love God please single day pass is still available for Scankfest Saturday is almost sold out so get them now before we're silly yeah you know who else man Eric Andre Christina P Norton's coming back fucking I mean it's everybody Mark Norman Joe list the whole fucking I mean the guy unusual Eric Andre's for the first time Christina P's for the first time she's out now she's out she's on the prowl oh yeah yeah single lady don't be looking for some fucking Scank fans first thing you do that if you see some big bitch you want you to try to fuck her some big birded thanks y'all should be leg wrestling watch new episodes of Matt and Shane secret podcast on Spotify do it