Ep 635 - Podcaster's Union (feat. Kevin Ryan & H. Foley)

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wes. Hey, we're here. We're here. You guys hot. Let me know if you're hot. I can turn down the air. No, I'm good. I love how right away you're like, it's on you. Go. Uh, no, I'm saying because it was cool in here, but I knew when we'd enter, we were like negative ice cubes. We're very true. We've all warmed the space. We're like those heat rocks. Cook your steak on us. He's wild down here. I don't know how you deal with it. I like the heat. The cold is I get like when this, but I don't feel a sun for like five months. I get real weird in my, I just, it's not good for me. Oh, I do. I get, I get sad. I that's you laughing at my seasonal effects. I'm a seasonal affected. I've been in these low five or 40 years. I am just effective disorder. I'm not laughing at it. I'm laughing at it. You are, you're someone who I admire in the sense of you know what a hundred percent is not good for you. You end a lot of sense, but that's just not good for me. I mean, so I respect it. We're talking about boundaries. Yeah. I respect it. I like it. And I've never tried to draw a boundary. I don't think it ever works. I've never done one ever. It's so foreign to me. I've tried. I always take it back. As soon as it leaves my mouth, I'm like, I never, I don't know what I'm never going to stand. I wouldn't know what one is. You know what I mean? If you can say or do anything with these laying the bed, whatever you want, it's insane. Yeah, I prefer to stew. Yeah. I'll let people cross over my boundaries and I go fucking, fucking no respect at all for me. I guess I'm a piece of shit. And then I just, hey, how you doing? That's my boundaries. Hey, what's up? You want to get breathed? That's what I was doing with him this morning in my head. We've worked on that a little bit. We just swear to God. We had a quiet flight down here. Oh, yeah. What happened? We're setting boundaries a little bit. I'm, I'm just of this is so fine. I don't know. It's like you, dude, they're a leak in organization that was like, ask about boundaries. You guys got the fucking TM's scoop. These fuck it. They don't look smart, but they're good. These guys. I watched you guys fight since like 2000. That's 100%. I'm like, man, these guys are good. You guys would fucking talk it too. You see how you have each other in head locks outside of the right. The enigma's going next. And it's funny. Looking back on it was like the stuff we used to argue about was so cute and adorable. It's so funny. Yeah, it's serious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do we use you? I'm like, it's so fine. I say that to him. Sometimes he's like, I don't have one afraid of going to go. We saw argue over YouTube videos. I got a hundred views. Like, of course, now there's four things are going to be tense now. He's grown up a lot. I'll give him that. That's nice. He has grown up a lot. He kind of stinks as a hang, but he's grown up. Oh, yeah. You're a real fucking bitch. Oh, I'm living tell you what the other way. Oh, man, it's crazy. I mean, he's crazy. How bad of a hang, he is. You got the family, kids, all that kind of stuff. He's got to like prioritize just that. The other thing, things are mean more. And I'm living in Ian's basement. It's like, you're the dog. You're the dog. The family gets shootin' the crazy. Yeah, because he keeps shitin' everywhere. And you're like, we do. It's like, do we pay $2,000 for fucking training? That didn't take. We tried. You know, you're trying to help fight people at the park. Yeah. Yeah. How do you guys coordinate that? It's me and Shayne have the same thing. I have a kid he doesn't, but he's pretty gracious. Yeah, he's also fucking a millionaire fucking the one of the most famous comics on the planet. Even more the reason. I'm middle of the road. More the reason. Walking around like I'm a movie star. Guys are fucking nuts. Yeah. He got spotted by one of our boys at the airport. Do you did? Well, he's talking about the same thing. He thinks he's very famous and is like, he really, we thought we started. I go, you are Johnny drama. He is. I don't think I'm famous. I have an audience. Can I do a good performance to see the entire show? Of course, of course. How's that going to your head immensely? Yes. You got recognized at the airport? No, he did. No, I can't take a picture of this. Guys, it can keep you get in. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, when Colin saw you. No, there's a lot. No, when Colin, Colin Chamberlain saw you. Oh, that fucking rat. Forget about it. Dude, our boy, our main. Oh boy, Colin Chamberlain. He's on a road with us. He's Kippy's boy. They bumps. No, see, he really makes a lot of the look. They don't rat me out. Really? Oh, forget about it. Dude, rat. They know who, they know who daddy is. He kiddin' me. Ain't no one writes the checks. That's what you think it is. No, you're also a comedian. Dude, he's walking around Delta. He's walking around the terminal. He's got no luggage. Hold on a second. I sort of see any young lady lives in Cleveland. All right, I've been going back and forth a little bit. Yeah, yeah. I had an audition coming up. I had the sides of my back pocket. I checked my bag. It's like a Friday afternoon. I'm flying up at Cleveland. All these details aside, he's walking around the fucking airport with sunglasses on it and a movie script in his back pocket. And you're going to sit there and tell me you don't like being fucking recognized. And the current conductor was just talking to me, normal hangover, just saying, right? What are you talking about? He had a director's share, I was just. I had a memorize my lines for a goddamn audition. That you didn't get. I turned a text. I didn't like scripts. Dude, my head hurts already. You got to say no a little bit, boys, you know what I'm saying? You can make one even more. If you don't say no, your yes is worthless. Yeah, that's great. I'm done with auditions, I'll take it out right now. I did one against that very wall. So I did an audition and I only done one audition. I had anything, no sign of me. I did one audition and the only reason I did it because in this one instance, I happened to know through like a family connection that the producer was like loosely related to my family. So I'm like, "Here we go, honey and depot baby, full depot baby." Because someone in your family tree knows it's like three degrees of separation, but we met once, I'm like, "Bride's gonna see my name and tell me up, the big leagues." The big leagues. You're in the big leagues. Tulsa King, who are you reading for? I didn't know I had Tulsa King reason. The one that just came out about the guy behind the door. Yeah, forget it was something. I got some Tulsa, no, no, maybe land man is one of those like constipated old men. Those shows kind of ruled out. They do a little bit. Yeah, they're nice. Yellowstone was awesome. Yeah, yellowstone. Yeah, yellowstone. Although if you watch it on TV, the shit they edited out on network television, I thought Rue in the show. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I just watch it on YouTube shorts. The big guy in the hot red head. That's all I see him throwing a snake or fucking banging his wife. That's why are you going for Tulsa Kings? No, I read for Tulsa Kings, like fat guy behind the door. Yeah, I'm like, I'm not doing anything. Then I go back to Ian's place and Ian got the same audition. What? Yeah, I'm like, what are we doing here? What's kind of cool? The fuck out of here with this shit? Yeah, I know Lander for 50 bucks. No, I don't. I get scripts every now and again. It's like he's also broke for the record. Oh, yeah, it happens. Every great artist, man. That's what I see here. Yeah, you know what I'll help that more movie scripts in the back. Talk about not focusing on the right thing. We're focusing on the right thing. What do you talk to you guys? That's why you guys had a silent ride because you were just peeping what he was up to and you were just not going to be pleased. Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippie setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all-day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new grippie setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Maybe it's Mabelie. There was the latest incident is, this is funny because you guys are getting the fucking TNC. Talk about this. Yeah, I mean, it's embarrassing for you, for sure, if you want to talk about it. It's funny. I don't see you like that to be honest with you. That's my part of my zone who did what you did. I would assume so. I've overstepped on the corporate credit card a little bit. A little bit is a drastic statement. I feel really, but you can write that off. That's what I said. What are we doing here? You're getting ahead of next year's taxes. You're getting ahead of it. Yeah, we're raising it all. But it was taken from me like my badge of my gun. Yeah. Which I'm okay with. I'm all right with it. I just said, I said, I think, I listen, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't reprimand. I didn't, you said, my response on the first thing when you were like, hey, this is whatever. I thought I was very hand up like, hey, no problem, whatever you need. I want to do good. Sure. Yeah, that was just like, hey, man, you got me, you know, thanks, bro. What the fuck? What are we in fucking Fort Myers? You're a millionaire. It should be like 56 in this joint. What are you guys doing? Do you work on these conditions? I can't get cold. I was out of it is. My plans. I give you half of my plans. What is that, by the way? Over a dendroomer size. You even know the name of it. Monster. That's what it is. Well, hard job. Where do you go? You say it's wealthy? That's a little sad looking. Well, yeah. I haven't been here in a couple of weeks. So I have a money tree in my old apartment. Do you really? Seven years. Yeah. Going back there. You do? Yeah. It's nice. I do like those things. Yeah. That's the only thing I've ever like taken care of for a long time. Oh, my ex-wife's got it. And they do to pay it off. You had the car. The car for a little while. All right. But I feel like if that thing dies, I'm fucked. That's what his money tree brought. I would say that. Come on. What was the damage? What was the damage? We don't need to get into that. So it's taken. It was no. I didn't, I did not take it. I said, Hey, man, we need to reassess. Yeah. The Karen situation with the, with the AMX, which was actually very nice. He's been very cool about everything. Yeah. To be honest with you, yeah, not a great hang, but very, very certain hang. It's crazy. Very stern. But when I think about it, I'm like, wow, I just, I go, Hey man, this is a business partner. We need to reassess. This is a problem, which I said, okay, no problem. We need to reassess it. You said, turn your card. And I said, no, I feel better if you didn't have the card. And I think that's, yeah, I think that's fair. I'm completely on my own now. You've lost which which I'm actually like. I mean, the middle of recovery, all that stuff, it was like a lot. It was, you know, it was more money than I made in 2019. He spent in the last 30 days, which is funny. He never checked to see if there was any any identity theft or anything on that. That was a lot. Could have made some suspicious. That's funny because I think it's pretty detailed with the charges. So yeah, sounds like suspicious activity. I think it does. Yeah. Unless someone stole your credit card, then flew out the Cleveland a bunch to see your girlfriend. I never put anything on, I never put a flight on that card. You put six flights on the card. Really? Yes. Oh, fuck. I didn't know that. I didn't know that wrong card. Isn't that crazy? Wrong card. Yeah. Wrong card. Hand up wrong card. Hand up right now. Give me that right now. Give me that. You believe a good guy like this going to give me that. I got you. Holy shit. Why do you just say that from the beginning? There wouldn't have been a contentious conversation. I think you were also about it. And I apologize and I think we're more than four and we're great. Yeah. True. Pods the biggest is ever been. We're back in our flow. We're doing great at the special coming out talking about you. Shout out American garbage on the YouTube channel. Yeah. Get a poor pay for the big man's film. It's a new toward tires season three. It was a big hit. There you go. Yeah. We're doing all right. That's awesome. Yeah. I know. Everybody play cool. Everybody cool. Like us. We're just chilling five and over here. Yeah. So it's yeah. There's been a. There's some boundaries that were. Yeah. It's just hey. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you've kind of proven you can't be, you know, trust it. Listen. I don't know if anybody from the hour. He's kind of financially dominating you right now. It's kind of kick. Finn. Don't let's. I thought about that a little bit. I thought about that a little bit like, you know, like what are you talking about? We're doing. We, we, we, we, we, we, we wasn't a lottery. We're doing great. All that's kind of stuff. But he is my blind trust in such a way that he's the only person in my life that I don't question. But you say whatever I'm cool with it, whatever because I realized I put him through hell over the last year or so. Yeah. The family wants to enjoy his life on that kind of stuff, got the house, loving family, doing very well, like happy for him. You know, I have some point I got to knock this shit off. True. Yeah. That's all we is. We do that. So it's just like it's like, well, it'll be funny. That's it. Dude, I just go, I go, dude, you have zero responsibility. I got, we built this spaceship together. I'm, I can, I'm captain. Like I got the, you know, I, I, I got it from the business standpoint. A lot of overhead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The MX bill, dude, it's not the MX bill. Well, that's, that's part of overhead. I don't know. The fact that you guys are pushing through and just continuing to create. So it's important. Yeah, I think, but of course, we're not, we're not stupid. Yeah. I mean, true. Yeah. That a good thing going. Like we were talking about before. I mean, I also roll into crazy from the Raven here. We hear where the fuck we are. I mean, everyone you retards, right? You can't see there at some point. Cassidy was running it. That six was running it. Whatever. Oh, you lived, you moved into my house. Damn. Yeah. That's right. Let's go. So we started on. I was banging your sister for a little bit. I mean, yeah. She's 14. That's a little weird. She was 10 years old. They, they're even so for sale. You guys. I saw I was thinking about, I was thinking about buying it, but we spent all of our money at it on the MX bill. No, I don't, don't be like that. I never did anything maliciously or big purchases or anything like that. Get at it. We talk. It's original owner. You selling it right now. I don't know. I know it was up for, I walked by or something and someone said a picture of like, it's up for sale. Right. Um, which the heart and us are like, then the nostalgia is what we want to do it. But then you're like, what are we fucking talking about? Yeah. Dude, it'd be cool. We met each other in the Raven again, after 20 years. What are you? What are you? What are you crazy? Just for fun, honestly, it's really just for fun. No, dude, the dad, I remember the Raven starting out was for real like the best. It was like, you guys ran it to where like if you did bad, you were off, like get the fuck out of here. They like go of all that and everything. Yeah. Well, that was like, you know, uh, they were running when I, when I, when I first started, you guys were all kind of there when I came in. I was, I was like, Oh, this is, do I remember seeing like McKeever and Pope and be like, these are the two funniest. I'm like, these are like, famous level guys. Like, I remember going like, if I could be half that funny, maybe that would be cool one day. And we always knew they were better than us. So we would put them on at the end of the showcase. We were, we were at the fucking area. And like, have fucking McKeever host and I close out with 20 minutes of fucking fact. I bet there you'll in a fucking blazer going. He's very McKeever. I remember when McKeever, when I first saw him and I remember me like, damn, this guy's funny as fuck. I feel like because like you would go up and everybody was, yeah, everybody was like kind of funny, you know, like funny, you know, like, oh, there's the first people are trying it. First half, it was like, I remember like the polish of him and Tommy. And I'm like, oh, this is these guys are fucking lying. I remember first half at the Raven was like, varsity level. I remember being so excited to sling like four minutes first half on the Raven. And then you'd bomb, like, get back to the second and be like, do we ever hear what I do? Do you hear that? I'm all perked up. First night. That's what they don't get. We didn't give a fuck. First night. I go up blind locked. Do pretty well. Yeah. I'm like, fucking, all right. I go back to next week. Someone it went like it would have been you. Somebody was like supposed to. He was somebody more prodigy. Somebody more established was supposed to close out, but they weren't in the room. So he, I see him darting around, you know, and he's like, come here. You did good last week, kid. I need one out of you right now. Hold, pop fish. Get up here, fucking, you know, scratching his neck and shit. All. And it's $6. It's three percents. You're my guy. He's like, I'm like, I'm like, yeah. And now, and I'm like, this is, this is how I saw it in my head. I walked in. I'm the funniest guy in the kid. I'm the mother fucking kid. The mother fucking kid is here. Let's go. And I'm like, stories about me. Yeah. I'm like, this is what you see in movies. This is my moment. You'll be in slowly back pocket. Like Elvis in his manager. Be a scripted as pocket. I'm like, this is it, dude. Let's go. And you're fucking blew it. You know how barrisman your shitty fucking banana public jacket on your fat head and bad air cut. Look at it running out of town. But I need it. You didn't get a ride home. You're right. Oh, taking off kidding. You're next week. Yeah. Taking money out of his pocket, like lefty for bullberry. I got it ready. All right. I didn't know how many works. So I wrote a new five minutes that I did. And so I went up with a brand new five minutes. And I dude, I he turned his back visibly in the crowd after about 45 seconds of me. Did I'm like pulling on the cord? And see, I'm all nervous. People walked out of the room doing yoga with Luke left the fucking jungle planet. That boy was our last hope. No, there is another. I'm trying to get to the approval back ever since. I remember ride. I did this episode is brought to you by prize picks. Football is finally back. And prize picks is bringing the heat for the start of the season with stacked September. Oh, yeah. You promise every day, including guaranteed picks every Monday, profit booths and daily discounts throughout the whole month. It's super simple to get started. Just pick two to six players. Then choose more or less projected stats. You know, I always want more just like like past yard, rush yard to or fantasy score. It doesn't get any easier than that. So get locked in for football season, check out everything. Prize picks has going on this September. Download the app today and use code wrench to get 150 dollars into the in line ups. If you win your first five dollar line up, that's code wrench to get 150 dollars easily in line ups. If you win your first five dollar line up, prize picks run your game. A long time ago, I did one of the Philly's funniest, like the very first time I competed. I made it to the finals. Yeah, I've ever made it to the finals. And I was like, holy shit, this is it. I remember my family was there and they're like, you're not going to do the same shit you did before. And I was like, no. And I just did all new stuff and bombs in the finals. And I was like, oh, fuck you. Oh, and I do that. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like, fuck no, I'll meet you guys with a new five. Check this out. I remember I did the semi finals of Philly's funniest. Tommy, I think, had might have already gotten new faces or he'd wanted and he was hosting and he looked at me and we were only talking that much at that time and he's like big smile before he go out there and I still think about that and I go out and stayed big smile. I was the the pointer he gave me and he pulled his dick out and was like, you see this thing? Yeah, we can we fucking say we get a bag a blow. Never did coke with Tommy Pooh. There you go. Yeah, I got that go for me. That's great. Anyway, sorry. That's okay. I got that go. So we have boundaries now. No, we're just it's listen, you know, to take we're different people from when we started the show. You know, it's crazy. You know, one of us one shows left one shows right? We're trying to like, you know, I didn't choose anything. You're right. I did. I'm sorry. I mean, the choice is like you look at any end's basement. Um, I came off. That's all I got to do. I just got to sit back play the victim. He says something mean. Nobody thinks nobody thinks you're the victim in any any sort of unit. Check the check to YouTube comments. Yes. There's a blood bath over on Patreon. We're getting really a little bit. It does come back. There's too much. It's true. I'm not even fucking around. He's been saying that for four years. I lost a hundred pieces that look good. Yeah. What do you want? That's what I'm saying. So Hollywood cares about looking good, baby. That's something. That's the other day on the Patreon. We're like trying to like, Hey, man, just maybe, you know, focus a little bit here that you're doing. You're making it. Dude, he's in recovery. We're, you know, we're meeting. Stared where. How long have you been in recovery for the last time I relapsed was March 6 here. We're back to the scene of the crime. That's why it's a quake in an out trip. Yeah. Austin gets people though. I've heard something about it. Apparently is New York L.A. Pennsylvania. So when you go back to L.A. I'm like, it's not L.A. It's him. Which we just went to L.A. was great and did here and was great. You know, that's good. Man, I'm happy for you. That's really. Yeah. No. So he's obviously, you know, all jokes. I, you know, I, he's making great strides. It's obviously very. I got to tell him I look good. I got the wife. Great. Well, the other day on the Patreon, I guess all I need to do is focus on getting better looking and we're like, that's what you took from there. Our intervention as Converse. He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes. No, I need to continue. I just need to continue to get good looking. Well, it looks Max and Bobby's Mac. He's right. He's, he's comicular. I got to get one of those in the factors. This is a, you lost 100 like 120. Damn. Starting at 435. I'm what we know. It could have been, could have been pumped up. Damn. That's fucking wild, man. Yeah. That's that's that's not really doing much. Just puke it up and whatever. Yeah. No bone marrow. So we'll claim that the guy from Subway claimed that that's what made him pedophile. I said he lost so much weight that all that like craving just got well, that's kind of where that they say that with Zepound, they say are like with the GLP ones that you're not curing the, like you have some sort of addiction and it was food at some point. And then like when you lose all this weight and you don't feel it with whatever or kind of correct something, you know, the drugs come back. A lot of people relapse on alcohol and stuff like that. Yeah, I'll give them that. But it takes away the addiction to lose the weight. Yeah. Does that make sense? And since I'm in recovery and learning this stuff, it's actually working out a little bit. But it takes away the addiction. I have a food addiction for sure. I have a weird relationship with food. So it was like, just, you know, eat right, exercise, all that kind of stuff. I needed to take that away. It takes that away. Yeah. It numbs out a little bit. Yeah. And then yeah, I've heard that before. I remember there was those articles where it's like GLP ones block the signal for love. It's like, yeah, so does, you know, just be a part too. I got that too. I'm in sex and love that in paintings and shit like that. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. You know, I got it all full of full things. Yeah. I wouldn't know what real love is would be else with it. Okay, fair enough. Wait a little too far. It's a comedy park, isn't it? Whatever. I'm sure about the guy name credit card. Yeah, I feel you. I feel you on that. Thanks, Big Dog. Yeah, my heart froze a long time ago. Yeah, it really did. And cold cold. I'm just a cold ass motherfucker, bro. You're good dad. Yeah, I love your wife while I'm 70s, though. Well, good dad, good husband. Good husband. Yeah. God. Yeah. You always wore a little cold, though. Look at that, like a cold Sacario kind of way. I'm a little cold ice cold. How much cold? He's an operator. He's level one operator. I never gotten the whole with him. He wouldn't let it. What? Anything you can never go into books with the customer. Sure. Right there. No longer on the book. Call it up. Then we used to drop him off in some weird neighborhood. Yeah, you're more silly. Yeah, that was my suit and abandoned field. Yeah, that was my West Philly house. And me and Katner like, Jesus Christ. This guy is fucking crazy. It was funny. He was cotton. I wasn't far from him. Yeah. He was a little further west. I think cotton was the one who showed me the blue moon motel. Do you ever see that place? No, I shouldn't tell you. It's a. No, I remember I was dropping him off and like, he pointed it out. And I was like, yeah, what the fuck? I always see it. I'm like, what is that place? And he's like, Oh, dude, it's like infested with prostitutes. I don't know if it's still there anymore. But right on like 50 something in West Philly. It's this like. I am ex-bill. That's crazy. That's too far. But I said it come up as Expedia. Dude, it's right. I don't know if it's I want to see if it's still there. Shavago. It's just it's one of those places. It's in like a, you know, pretty depressed neighborhood. It's in like the middle of the hood. But then there's just bright blue building. It's just the blue moon motel. And it's just. We had their out there, dude. The walkers are out there. And it's it's like, yeah, not a walker guy. Yeah. The high end. That's good. That's good. Really, that is actually really good. Walkers. That's tough stuff. Sure. It's shut down. There was a, so my, my dad and his brothers all worked in Chester for a long time. Right. And they would drive in. And there was, there was ladies that would just stand there like this in the morning. That was like the price. It's five bucks. It's cracked. That's hold up their hand. Five bucks for. You got to know your value. Yeah. It's like me and acting. I'm not auditioned. Obviously. Yeah. You're going straight to the table. Straight to the table. I'm talking about. Offer. Right. Yeah. No, man. At all. I'm on the street. And some of those you see those tree workers, you're like, this is fucking hot as shit. What are you doing? Yeah. And you like the party and you're fun. You're crazy. You're under value in yourself. You should start. You should get behind one of them, man. So I'm talking about. You know what I'm saying? We are more. Yeah. Yeah. Behind every Halle Berry. There's a Tyler Perry, you know what I'm saying? Is that a thing? Did you just come up with that? That's right. Now I saw it on a Pimp interview on top of it. See, I couldn't do it. I'm not tough enough. I mean, wait. Yeah. I would be those those who walk a little over. Yeah. I remember how it's turned this guy. Yeah. He's supposed to walk. I mean, I don't want to. It's all 30. Get the fuck out there. I'll take the day off. All right. And how it's turned one time. This guy called in when, like, Don, the one, whatever his name was, you know, that guy's the fuck boy. Bishop Don Juan. Yeah. And he was like, I think I do fucking, you are tapped into the Pimp in the world. It ain't easy. Unfortunately, I am right now. You know, it's government name. Bishop Don Juan. What is it? Magic Bishop Don Juan? Yeah. Something like that. He had to do that was crazy. He was just like an actual Pimp and like kind of got pushed to the front of pop culture for like two years. They were, they were. He was in old school and shit. They're making a comeback. They're starting to try to make a little bit of a comeback right now. Pimps. Yeah. Pimps. Really? Real Pimps. I'm talking about real Pimps. Yeah. You don't need them. Like straight level. Because they, the only fans thing they, they, they, they get kind of pimped out. Yeah. The only fan saying, dude, you know, the only fans saying a parent, so you get, you get a manager. And then you record a ton of content for a year and then you just stop. Yeah. And then you just have this like archive of content. Yeah. They're banking. Yeah. They're banking. They're going on a road. And then it's just Lithuanian dude. The team of Lithuanian guys talking to guys jerking off. And there's like sitting somewhere, probably just getting like their ass kicked by like a Russian guy. Sad. You want them to enjoy it and do what they want. Yeah. Well, it's weird. The weird thing about, like a, the weird thing about like pimping that I've like to do my research. Well, there is a courtship element to it. So like, it is a business transaction, but as a pimp, the way you get your hose, you're almost courting them because you're going to control all their money. Yeah. It's so, yeah. Yeah. So you have to go like, Hey, I'm going to come in like we're friends. I'm going to let me take care of you. And then it's like, then it turns and it's like, this is now. Yeah. It's a different relationship. Well, yeah, that's, yeah. That's, that's, I don't like it. That's if you're real a pimping. So if you're, that's if you're beating them up and feeding them drugs. Get in your hair. Is there any other kind? Magic what Don Wants says it's all about love. Really? Yeah. Good for him. It's about love. You're going to be able to lay the pipe with that shit, though. Yeah, I'm out. Yeah. I'm out of the draft for sure. I didn't tell any dick mother of maybe yelling back at me. You know, you're like, I'm like, you're going to do what I say. Like you're almost done. I'm like, I'm almost done. Hold on. Thank you so much. Yeah. Yeah. It's such a weird element to it where it's like you think it's like purely transactional. But it's like, it's all about like how you dress and your flash and then you get them and then, you know, they're just, it's your, that's your bitch. I bet it's too much anxiety for me. Yeah. It's crazy. Do you imagine having not one woman you were like completely psychologically dominating and abusing, but like seven, then you have to organize all them and they're together at hotel rooms. All right. Listen up, ladies. Yeah. Here's the game plan for the. Organizing meals and shit like that showers. Fucking brutal. I'd be worried they're going to unionize and shit. Oh, fuck and brutal. I'd be Bayzo's on them. I remember hearing that Walmart had like a team of private jet like they had like a team where like if somebody, we'd learn it in business in, in college, that like if there was a talks of a union at a local store, like the manager had to pick up the phone, call 1-800, like no unions. And a team would assemble. They'd hop on a fucking private jet and fly there that night, that day and start fucking Boston it up. Don't who's doing what? Who's doing what? Get the fuck out of here. Damn crazy shit. Yeah, I know there was a coffee shop in Philly were the baristas threatened to unionize and the guy just shut down every single one of his coffee shops. Fuck you guys. He's like, is he that bad? The what? To unionize or whatever the fuck doesn't Starbucks try to do that? I think they try to, but it's just, you know, yeah. My family, we owns, you know, everybody has been union construction from Philly Philly still. I think there's only like eight cities that still have like trade unions. Yeah, yeah. It's like Chicago. You know, there's not that. Philly's a big union. I'm proud town. All the men in my family, these are the cops, firemen are fucking union carpenters. Yeah. So it's like, it's really good for the worker. It's not always fantastic for the, it's very expensive for that for the businesses. For like a labor sweeping up, it's like 500 bucks a day. Oh, yeah. To plus what it cost you. Yeah, yeah. It's literally like 500 bucks. It cost you like, I think to have like a union plumber, like union pipe fitter, a year, it's like minimum 200 and something that it costs you. Yeah. You have to like pay all their benefits, all their union dues, all that. No, I've seen both sides of it too, because I, I was always, I worked non-union. And then I remember my dad, they were doing demolition. They started getting jobs like in the city so they, they were like, you guys got to be in a union now. But then, yeah, so that you got to like do that a little bit, but then you could do non-union stuff on the side. And they'll come like, hey, what are they all doing? It's crazy. Yeah. Sneaking in the Guatemalan guys. Yeah. They show them like, wait, if you're, if you're in three rooms are cleared out, the guys are doing the fuck. Sneaking so look, man. What the fuck? It's a hop song here. It's such a fun. And they'll come out. You need like 10 more guys. Dude, they do. They send the business a business and shows it. If you're like working in Jersey, it's like, oh, you're a loud one guy, but then for every one you bring over, you got to bring one of their guys. Well, she'll be like, this looks like a lot of work here. You know, it's always. It's stereotypically some fat Italian guy who gets out of a Cadillac and my dad would be like, I'll fist fight you in this parking lot, but it works for a percent of the time. That's the rule number one. My dad goes, the walk is just one guy walked in and sort of yelling on the job site. But that goes, I talked to you outside. Yeah. And he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. He goes, yeah. We're yelling this much. We're just going to fight in this parking lot. Yeah. Like if nobody yells this much and doesn't want to fight. And they're like, nah, let's be the way to talk about this. It's be reasonable. Yeah. He's like, no. He's like, remove him from his audience. That's how you find out who a tough guy is. And I was like, you're crazy. That'll do. The construction. It's like. It is. It was a huge pissing contest. Yeah. It was very kind of mobbed up if you would, they would come on your hydraulic lines and like break your short. And if you like to do the coax cable, shit like that, it would fuck you up. If you put like, there was a time probably in the 80s and 90s, if you used like the non-union guys to install the windows, I'm like your storefronts, they would drive a fucking car right through it. Dude, and then they have the rat. They have the big blow up rat. Yeah. Love the rat. I do like the rat. Dude, I love the rat. I'm a rat guy. Dude, my uncle George wasn't my uncle. On my holy commune, my first holy commune party, he had, he had the rat outfit. Oh. Like he was like a diehard union. He was getting ready to go. Or saying, I don't know. It was in the trunk. No, I think about it. It was a white Cadillac. No, he didn't have a clown outfit. So he dressed like a rat for his commune. Dude, and he showed up on the commune and we were like, yeah, like, dude, there's nothing to have the union friends. Kevin. Yeah. It was crazy. And I think him back. I'm like, dude, we are just pure bags. I still, I remember every time I drive by the rat and all the guys sitting out there, it's a love driving by him. They get to work. Yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you. Get to work. You fucking bum. We work for a minute, right? In the work for a little while. In the 50s, it was good. I mean, I think, yeah, I think, you know, but there's like paying for Las Vegas. I think the other, the other side of the coin from like a business owner standpoint is like, well, I'm paying for this guy to drive around in a fucking Cadillac. It's like, dude, again, it's like, it is a nice thing when there was like factory fires and we were just like standing on women's necks like you're not fucking leaving until it. That was bad. But what I've seen is like, it's very good, but then you get like a bunch, say like electricians, they come in, everyone's making like, you know, whatever, $250, $400, $500 a day. Friday, they come in, they work from like seven to nine, they get coffee for 30 minutes. Coffee break. They go to get lunch and they get hammered for three hours and they come back Friday like, all right. Turn the rabbit over. Early quits, dude. Let's wrap it up. Dude, we used to have a scene in my family's go. If it ain't done by noon on Friday, it ain't fucking happening. That's one day's problem, dog. Go get a suitcase of beers. Dude. You'd see like 10 electricians come in faces bright red like what's up, my oh, what's you doing down here? No, he'd like. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, cause I used to, we used to have to give this guy a fucking, uh, one of the, uh, one of our plumbers, I had to let him use my car. My like 2005 Mercury Montego because like, I know it was always, I think dude, he would just drive it. He'd come in all fucked up. I'd be like, yeah, let me take your car. I'm like, I'll use the truck. You take my car to the job site. I mean, you like in there and we'll swap it out, dude, every time there'd be just like beer bottles in my back seat. And I'd like, dude, I'd be like driving home later that day and like, you're just clinking. And I'm like, is either there was, there was a union construction worker in the, the one day there was a perk on that there was just a yellow school bus on the driver's seat. I'm like, dude, you can't be doing this. Which is why when you think about it, the credit card thing isn't that big of a deal. Sure. From drug addict to another. That shows that, right, gentlemen, a lesser of two evils. Don't make me get the rat. I'll put the rat in for your studio. The rat. Your charges were significantly more than a DUI would have cost me an open container. I'd easily take that. Yeah, that is, except you get shit whenever you're like, well, if you look, is everyone's like, yeah, unions are great. It's like, it is a nice thing. I get the reality of it and you're like, yeah, I'd be kind of pissed if ever if half my work force that I was paying so much for hammered and leaving, but there's also a really good guy. Like, you know, if you're like a really good guy, it's, you know, if you're a really good worker, those guys get a job and then keep it for 15 or they go start, they started non-union companies. They started non-union companies. It's really, it has to be every time. Sorry. Non-union companies. Yeah. Talk after the podcast. I have some literature. You guys want to look at it. I haven't really. I'm going to unionize. This is going to come. This is going to cost me a lot of money. What do you think? I have a feeling this is going to cost me a lot of money. Dude, there we were working. Where's Kippy buried you, kill me. 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So please come if you can, the shongardini.com. Thank you. Enjoy the rest of the show. Remember when they tore down the old porn theater in Philly and it collapsed and like killed somebody? What was the name of that? Oh, there was a porn theater right off the street. Fucking non-union dickheads probably in there. That definitely was. Yeah. But they pulled on it and just collapsed and like killed somebody. But there was a, we were working on the building next to it and it was like four or five story building and they cut the supports out because they wanted to build like six more stories on top of it. So they had like the, they had the massive fucking like electrical power box or the circuit box or whatever. I'm down. Sound like a fucking poser. I'm an electrical panel. Did you exchange your cord yet? Yeah. Like an industrial electrical panel with like the thick copper bus bars, it's not even wires. It's just these hunks of copper and one of the, one of the fucking, apparently one of the I.B.U.'s finest came by late at night and try to break it like to cut it out and take the copper. It was still alive. Oh. So it was like 10,000. It was like Jurassic Park fence level. Cool. Dude, he got just launched across the basement. That's a high up and just walked out like no shit. Cut the power for the whole building. It was not candy. It was fine. Dude, I've worked with, I've been on the job side with, construct with electricians and they're just like, are also non-electricians who are like, I'm like, you know, some, let's call the fucking electrician because I'm like, say they were a plumber who knows how to do like, you know, put in a fucking, you know, cut into a, cut into a PVC pipe and put a fucking D in there. Like, and he's like, I think it's dead. And I'm like, we've been working on like a fucking generalities or something. I'm like, well, let's just walk back to the panel and see if it's all over. He goes, I'm pretty sure. And then he's like, sit there with like, bolt covers and I'm like, dude, I don't, I'm back it up. I don't know how electricity works. works. And he's like Paris on glass. And dude, he's multiple times. Shout out to Pete. He looked back at me and go, she gave my boots to my wife. And I'm like, oh, God, dude. Dude, I was, uh, I was working for electrician for a while. And we were in this building and it, you know, it's like a, like a three story building with a bunch of different things. I have like a dermatologist in one side, all these different businesses. We were taken out one, but the, I guess the electric electricity was like kind of connected in these two suites. So I was, we're doing electrical demo. We're just pulling the wires out. And I, I had these little, I just so happened to draw like the little shitty snips that day. So I had these little insulated snips. So I cut, I can only cut half the wire at a time. So I cut through this like thick that metal like MC wire. I cut half of that and I just see a blue current going through and I go, huh? Because if you don't, you can, you can snip one at a time. Because if you don't connect the circuit, whatever, I, I, I, I, I, I don't know any of that. I clipped, I clipped the neutral wire. So I wasn't like the, the black ones hot. I clipped the white one and I see like a little circuit is kind of going. I'm going, man, that's weird. So I go to get my form and I'm like, yo, dude, I think there's a, I think this is still hot. And he was like, it's probably left over from like when we cut it off. And I was like, it was like, I was like, electricity. There's this like left, left over electricity that goes to water and a plane. And that's what it's from yesterday. He's a phantom charge. So I luckily, I'm up on a ladder. I have the insulin. They're insulated. Thank God. So I'd never, I would have got cooked. So then I go, I cut it. It just boom, blow, it puts a hole in the metal, blows the insulated snips. It's a big hole. They go flying across the thing. Power goes out. There was a, there was a plastic surgeon in there. They lost power too. He looks at me and he goes, it didn't happen. I'm like, we're the only people here. Like, it happened. And we need to figure it out now. Get one of the Guatemalan guys. That's fun. It was they like, they were apparently mid procedure and they lost power. Yeah. And he was like, this didn't happen. I'm like, no, this is a problem, dude. You have to deal with this right now. Fuck that. I would walk away. That was the credit card down and dipped. Dude, I would have gotten, if I had non insulated, I would have gotten thrown off a ladder. I would have fried. That was always the worst of like fuck. I just would fuck up. I'm an idiot. So I'd just fuck up shit on the job. You know, I do stuff wrong. And I forget. Did they say do this or do that? It was always my dad was my boss. He had to ask questions. Third question to your dad. Oh, no more. What the fuck? Tell you, read the blueprints. I can't. Dude, I don't know the scale. That's the way. That's the way he is. That's what the podcast is. Yeah. Fucking Bluetooth. Dude, go to my truck on the third panel. There's a blah, blah, and I'm like, okay, back there's a fuck fuck. Fuck is it? Fuck. Come back. Oh, Dad, I couldn't find the request. He's like, we'd be on the roof, put in fucking units and he'd like run downstairs and get my fucking channel locks and my 70 teens fucking walk you do. So I got a walk across the roof of this fucking warehouse. Climb down, get like four ladders. I get out of the truck and I go, I can't find it. So now I got to go back. Nothing. I couldn't find a walk he do's, you know? And he's like, they're fucking right next to the other one. Jesus Christ. I remember handing in a contractor the drill the wrong way. Like handing it to him like, yeah, fuck, fuck you. You're pretty cool. Meet new groupie setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Zelda mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip, no tightness, no stickiness, no residue, just plump, dewey hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new groupie setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Maybe it's Maybelline. I do remember though, because I grew up working on construction sites. I never advanced from like basic helper. Yeah, dude, I can hold this shit. I can hold the light. We use the term. I use a good extra set of hands. I was a good extra set of hands. My dad would hit me with these. I need you from the neck down today. That's all. Just carry shit. Why don't we do this? He would just go, it's good. Hey, man, turn it off. I need you from here down. I said one time, I've been trying to set that up for you. You just refuse to do it. I keep going, I do my dad would go, I go, I would do something. I go, I thought and he goes, I'm not paying you to think. And I went, dude, that's so true. I'm not going to think and roll it. I'm in a carry and shit roll. I'm not here to fucking refine the process. I'm just here to carry shit. That's it. Yeah, that was it. It was a pure, it was a pure body. The height of my accomplishments was we were setting units on a, I was doing shit that I shouldn't have been doing legally, union, trade, everything wise. Yeah. And we were like a two million crew trying to set units with a crane on a fucking building. And my dad's got to set the temple. My dad's setting or whatever. Who's running the crane? The crane guy, but they pull up. They go, hey, they're here. Let's go. No, that's like a cement truck to like, dude, I got seven more. Yeah, let's go. I'm not, we're not, this isn't like, they're like $5,000. Yeah, let's go. So my dad goes, you got a fucking, because you couldn't see, he had to go, we had to go like 20 feet in. And my dad had to, we give him signals. Oh, dude, talk about tense. Like a third base. No, you really do. Yeah, dude, up, down, hold and I'm like that. That was me being called into the nose out the world. You couldn't tell me shit. I was at the bar with my boys that day. We're on it up. Drink some meat. Yeah, it was. Nothing better than being a boy and being like, hold, hold on. Hold on. That's operator shit. Oh, oh, being point on a seal team, dude, and tap it on the back of a truck to let them know they're all good to go. So my day, you load it up. You're good, guy. It's like sending someone off an ambulance yelling at somebody to back up a little more like, come on, you got it. You got three feet when you know how much they got you get up. You got to say stuff. Yeah, that's all I just want to be in the, I don't want to be doing this shit. I just want to be strong. It's so fun. Yeah, it's great. It's so fucking fun. It's great with the lunches. Looking back, I should have not ate the way I did. I didn't know we were like six hot dogs at like 11 o'clock standard diet in the middle of winter. My dad and the truck for a half an hour, listen to the KYW. He's been hitting like she's fucking out for lunch. She's like a pizza for lunch for like 45 years. That's crazy. You get ice cream on the way home. Just chaps and lunches. And then would work wouldn't affect them. He's got a pretty severe time to die. I'd have half a tasty kick. I'd be fucking done. I'll see you guys on Monday. Fuck that. No, it's so yeah, construction is it was the funniest, funniest way to like work as a child because then I try to like, I went to college and I went into an office finally for the first time. And I was, I remember being in an office, I was in like, I shared with one guy and I was a coming back from like the weekend and being like, dude, so I got my fucking head this and the lady boss came in and was like, whoa, excuse me. So you cannot be talking like this. I'm just talking about getting head. I was in the office like, yeah, so I got this weekend. What'd you boys do? Jesus Christ. I for like wasn't even trying to be funny. I was just talking about getting my dick stuck. Like it's the first thing in the morning. I got a recap, any sexual conquest. I'm going to do this and I'm going to be racist after this. I'm just hitting all the pieces. I don't want to sit on a bucket for a little bit. That's fucking awesome. The lady was like, excuse, I'd never worked with a woman. She was like, excuse me. And I was like, whoa, what's up? What's up, tuts? Are you dry all week? What's the fucking problem? What's up? Are you driving a lunch truck? I feel I went to all boys high school and then I worked only with guys. That's fucking recipe for girls. You strengths are a good weekend. Dude, I left my family's company. I could meet my brother. We're fighting. I was just like, I got it. I'm like, and it just started fist fighting like, yeah, by monthly. And I'm like, this is too much pressure. Like there's no money. We haven't done that. The business was the business was tang. Like it was everything was just going. Bay was tough. I got to get the fuck out of here. So I went and I got an office job at a law firm just like doing a counting of entry level like fucking $12 an hour. And I remember having to wait to stand in line to clock out. Like we couldn't clock out till five o'clock. And we were all like lined up at 459. And they came and they go, everybody sit down to find no lining up. I remember text to my brother. Like, dude, don't you got to stay the course, man. She's not for us. We're not. We're not. We're not going to say for guys like us. We can't do it. We're not waiting line kind of guys. No, that was my dad's whole thing. He was like, go to school, the work where there's air conditioning. That's like that's the same thing. That's super. My only life goal is to get me AC. Yeah. You got 70 here. What the fuck? You forgot your roots. Guys, we're worried about his plan, dude. I was only life advice. He's like, bro, working air conditioning. So much better. I remember my dad giving us a speech of like, you know, somebody wanted to go take another one of our guys when they got to like an offer to go to another job because I don't know why you want to go out there. They're breaking ground. You're doing that shit in the winter. Don't that shit in the summer. We work in supermarket like we were like, then he's like, it's hot. It's cold. It's hot throwing the winter. It's cold during the summer. What more do you need? But you got lunch right there. The devil. He's right. He's completely right. He's locked in for a guy who's like, I'm going to be, all right. I'm a pipe fitter. Yeah. I'm 18. I'm a pipe fitter. What lane do I want to go in? Yeah. And it's like find a place where you're working inside, not working it. Flexing air conditioning in your dicks like that is sure. Let's go. Beautiful. Early quits on Friday. - Why did not call for early today boys? - Dude, I remember it's so funny, 'cause I'm thinking of it like it's boyhood. I was like 26 working for my day outside. And it was, I had the like the full bodied car heart with like a hat gloves. - 'Cause I know you shit. - I had all the warm gear I could possibly get. We'd get there and it'd still be dark in the morning. And I would just be cold. - Yeah. - Like it just, it wasn't enough. So I would just be like for like three. And then the sun would finally like come up. And I'd be like, oh fuck. - Yeah, you're lips are all chapped, your skin's dry. - That acceptance of like, I'm just like, this is my reality for the next six hours. It's just, I'm just gonna be cold. - Dude, we would sleep in, we'd do overnight. So we'd go to, you know, we'd have to be there at 10 p.m. and then work overnight, like digging, you know, we'd have to cut the fucking floor out of a supermarket. Dig, expose the fucking main, cut the main, tie in. And as you're there, you'd hope the fucking, the night crew who's there stocking shelves would, somebody would take a shit. And then you'd be in a hole. And the fucking turd would just come down. You're like, this fuck sucks, dude. So you'd make the tie in, you'd make the tie in, you'd be six feet down in a hole. And someone's like, flush, just like try to get out. That's like something to be reincarnated. And then we'd like, sleep in the car, waitin' for the fucking inspector to come. - That sleep was so good though. - Yeah, it was. - In a warm truck, K.Y.W. playing. - Yeah, that's nice. - Snow shovel was the best. - Oh, that dude, you? Dude, it was me and my stepdad was drivin' the plow either in the middle. My brother was to the right, it was the first time he let me crank heaters in front of him. Dude, the three of us in like a 1989 fucking, I think it was like a Bronco and just crushing heaters. - Yeah, we used to drive the plow. I never drove the plow. - Never got that. - He's extra said he was never gonna have that. - I was out of shovel, but you were a surgeon with that thing. - Dude, it was also, it was all, it was high school. So in the, depending on how much, if it was over a foot of snow, you would get like emergency or a state of relief. - Relief, yes, you would get like, we get like 20 bucks an hour in cash. And we would just be out all night. The guy would come, just drop MGD in the snow. So he'd keep beers, hold in the snow. So he would just give us beers. And we would just smoke weed and drink beer and just shovel of condominium complexes. And it was just like, and then in the end, we'd lay in the house and just eat pizza and get so high. - Oh, this is best. - This is best. - Hot check. - I just made fucking $400. - Yeah, I'm gonna blow it in two hours. - Oh, it's gone. (laughing) - You hear nothing, you young kids? - I got a QP on the way. (laughing) - Finally get a QP. - Yeah. - Amazing. - The second your boys could get a QP, I was like, you hit another level of adulthood. - You said this yet today, which finally sunk into me. I spent every dollar I've ever made in my life. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. He's been working, you've been working for 40 years. - So don't know. - And you haven't saved the one. - It's kind of, that's 100% efficiency. - Say you're wrong. - That's like, keep the economy fucking busy. - Hey, you know what I'm talking about. - You are a man of the people. - So listen, you kids out there. (laughing) - She's kids proud of what you're trying to win, do you? - That's these kids proud. They don't want to spend money. That's a problem. - That is. - Yeah, you got to spend money to make money, dude. - You got to spend $4 million on a house. That's what it is. You want a four bedroom colonial, $4.5 million. Your parents' neighborhood. (laughing) - The houses, houses, dude, houses are crazy, crazy. If you want to get a house like, we were looking outside of Philly, and like the suburbs of Philadelphia. - I forget it. - Every fucking house was a million-- - It's a million dollars. - A million dollars. - Yeah, fuck that. - I was like, blah, it's insane. I mean, it's like, obviously not every single house, but like-- - Fuck, yeah, yeah. - When it gets to the point where you're like, okay, if I want this size and like the kind of this, okay, even like, okay, it's can dish. - Dude, I remember hearing a house for 600 grand and being like mentioned. - Yeah. - 600 grand house. - What if I just started to get that there nice. - Yeah, I remember my dad's house. - What did you say? - It's like, go to Venezuela. (laughing) - It's more women respect men more. - It's not running yet, you know? - Tradwise. - True. - Yeah. - Come passport, bros. But yeah, the housing market's fucking crazy. And I've heard, there's so many baby boomers that we have a housing market set up for like a population that's eventually gonna dip off. So we're gonna eventually have it way more houses than we need. Nice, they don't want to give 'em up. - No, well, I mean-- - They love now. There's still a premium on them. - Yeah, now's a premium, but when all the baby boomers croak, there's gonna be like a surpluses of populations under dip. - Well, I thought the baby boomers didn't the baby boomers have kids, so it's like-- - They had but they had. - And they were not having kids. - They had less kids than they had, and we had less kids than they had. - Yeah, I know, that's above my pay grade. I'm an extra set of hands, dude. - Yeah, I'm not fucking-- - I'm a little of that guy. - I think people will fill in those houses though, for sure. I think we'll get people coming in. - Yeah, I don't know, that's kind of any sort of macro level issue, I can't wrap my head around. - No, it's pretty tough. - I just like got myself on a budget, and I'm like the proudest I've ever been. Like genuinely, I'm like, this is crazy. - Yeah, I'm just starting to think of my bed. I still can't make my-- - No, that's crazy talk. - Now, every now and again, my wife will catch me the morning, like can you grab the other side? - Yeah. - Oh, that's too much. - Did it cheat? - Fucking blow my mind. - My mind comes off every night. - Yeah. - I gotta yank it with all my strength. I yank it, I still can't get it out of the bed. - It's fucking nuts. - Yeah, I'll make a bed with her like once a month. But we should start doing this every morning. - They really love us. - Make a bed, they love it. - They love the man's bed. - Yeah, crazy. - Love it made bed. - Yeah. - Making a bed Sunday night, my wife will be like, "Well, they did the laundry." And then it's like, you know, she'll do the laundry at noon, but then like, it will, something I'll have to say, you know, we go ask something and it's like nine o'clock. And you're like, put a duvet cover on. And I'm like, "Fuck this, I want to, I'm moving." Tomorrow, this house sucks. I hate everything. - It's on the wrong side. I'm like, I'm gonna jump out the fucking window. - She's supposed to look so bad. - We just did it. Her parents are in town, they're saying in the guest room and I'm looking at the fucking, I'm like, she's like, I'm like, let me just see where the bottom is. She's like, it's this side, I go. Let me just, I gotta see for myself. - Yeah, why not? - 'Cause if we start fucking, I can't trust you. You give me bad info in the past. I can't go, I can't go to battle with this info. You give me, I have to know. 'Cause if we get it halfway on, and it's not, we're gonna get it divorced. 'Cause I'm gonna lose my shit. I got a fuck, I got it. - So we have to fit this blanket inside of this other blanket. It's like, how the fuck are we doing? - This crazy, it's ridiculous. - That's new, and that new, but like, we were comfortable. I grew up like a comforter. I never seen it. - I never did this. - I've never seen a duvet. - Never. - It's ridiculous. You don't have to wash your blanket. - And the ruffles thing that goes on the bottom and on the box. - Ah, come on man. - I thought that was a duvet. - The fuck? - Yeah. - My girlfriend, my girlfriend, my wife's like, disbroad on board my side piece. - She's like, she's not the same duvet and I'm like, I'm my whole life I thought to duvet up until like, 34. Was the bed skirt? - Yeah. - And I'm like, oh yeah, I've never had a duvet. - No, it's the thing now. Everyone has a fucking blanket case. - No. - A regular downcomforter by itself is the best. I'm talking nice and cool between your legs. - Locking the fuck out. - It's the best. - Okay. (laughing) - Well dude, thank you for coming, man. - Thanks for having so fun, man. - Appreciate it. - The specials on YouTube. - Specials on YouTube, American garbage. - Is it out right now? - It's out and probably, no, I don't know when this is coming up, but probably. - It drops. - Oh no, it drops, this Sunday night. - Number 13. - Great, yeah, perfect. - This Sunday night, we're doing a live from here on our YouTube channel. If you've never checked out our podcast, check out Are You Garbage. - It's the best. - You know, we've had Shane twice. We've had you twice, some of our best fucking apps. So check it out. - Dude, we'll, yeah, we'll link it in there. Can we link the link now? Is it one of those things on YouTube where you can like link it to like, hey, watch it out? - I can get it too. Yeah, I think so. - Yeah, we'll have all the nerds handle it. - Yeah, we'll have this crack team of fucking producers, handle it. - Yeah, you say what you want. That's what we got. - The guys who are for sure splitting a QP later. - Showin' up in three cars the minute's later, I love it. - Thank you guys. - Thank you, I appreciate you, I love it. - See you boys. - Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane's secret podcast on Spotify. - Do it. - Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Mavily New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. Try new groupie setting mist from Mavily New York. - Maybe it's Mavily.