Ep 633 - Submerged in Silence

you know what sucks i think i got my hair cut in this shirt uh it's itchy took it off now i got fucking hairs all over me they got the new so if i'm a little grumpy during this podcast you'll know why that would fucking bug me dumbass i caught phil with a nice dumbass calling with a dumbass yeah it was great calling your dad with a dumbass he didn't know i was no he didn't know i was home and i heard him call my mom a dumbass i've talked to you about it he gave it to me she was like you take out the trash like i'm doing it now you dumbass jesus christ phil he started laughing that's how you talk to her and you struck back with a dumbass yeah you dumbass oh that's so funny talking to your wife like that i'm doing it right what do you think i'm doing dumbass jesus christ phil although yeah me taking the trash out and someone be like did you do it bro fucking doing it right now i literally have the bag in my hand it's like having a uh an extra voice in your head that you're like i i don't need extra narration yeah it's already like if you're doing things are pretty bleak inside of my head already i don't need one more person be like did you do anything today what'd you do no i was just thinking that what'd you fucking do also you know when you have a gps on you know annoying the voices already then you put another voice on you're like no i get this other voice the fuck out we don't need another voice i will say people that use gps audio in the car that's a big pet peeve of mine it's crazy i always turn it off you have to turn it off you have to you have to just cut it off when it cuts off the tunes with some directions it's nothing there's especially when you're blasting tunes on the highway and it's like coming up in five foot you're like all right yeah i'd rather also just miss an exit if that's the case i'll miss the exit and i'll make up time and blast tunes remember how excited how dumb our culture is that we were all very excited about uh snoop dogg voiced the garmin no i didn't change the voices of like gps and people were like check this shit out dude that shit traps my eyes a big thing for us snoop dogg incorporated and again i had no no shade to the man snoop dogg incorporated kind of chaps my ass just he's just he's like every fucking time i turn around i'll be like five below and it's like a snoop dogg bobblehead i'm like dude i'm not fucking snoop dogg yeah he's again i'm obviously hating here but it's like he has like a massive he's like he has a hand in everything yeah he's got paul and everything wow wow wow you be oh you be a dude i got humiliated i got humiliated at the end of the week dude i can't stop listening to that song i got humiliated at the pool early in the morning this is like a like a couple weeks ago it was actually it was really funny i was i was swimming it was like it was like six o'clock in the morning water dog i am a bit of a water dog crazy well dude it was i was so excited because one of my friends is going to come swim with me and now now that i'm good at swimming i'm so excited to show people how fast i can swim dude how often how long do you swim for like 40 minutes okay that's not i was like if you're retreating from your family to the pool it's so fucking sick to be like getting yelled at be like i have to do this i have to swim swim i'm swimming dude it's quiet down here it's quiet dude it's so quiet underwater is like i've you know i've said it before i love chilling underwater but it's probably so loud all the time at your house it's so loud dude i just i just came from just absolutely to the depths and go oh dude i just came from like insanity just it was just not just trying to get much how much did you want to get in the pool while you were there every day it's all i want to get in the pool every i jump in and go underwater and i start just working on my perfect freestyle stroke it's i'm fucking rocking perfect stroke dude so i it's six six o'clock in the morning i'm like so hype i'm like all right i'm here a little early i was like i'll be here in a minute my goggles are like super scratched up and shitty so i can't see anything so i come up i heard that gate clank and i'm like nice so i just like come up i come out of a lap pop out of the water i'm like what up bro it's super early in the morning just somebody else just an asian lady and it's so early it's so it's it's offensive it seems as if i'm popped out of the water like pre-dawn to just riz up this lady with these silver reflective goggles i thought you were a croc she might have had flashbacks and i like i didn't hear any response i'm like weird and i pop them up and i'm like oh my god i'm so sorry i was like my friend's coming here in a second you're like yeah my bad dude he no shows me so now i swim next to her for an hour now i look like a fucking psycho and a liar and i i had this i had to just like stay the whole time just like wait till she got out of the pool and then i was like all right i'm out of here this is i kept like looking at the gate and i was like it was suckers she got out when you wanted to get out you can't get out yeah simultaneously no i i mean run i just i use i also i race the old asian ladies every time i just try to clock their pace and i'm like all right i gotta yeah i gotta stay up you're beating them i tried to yeah dude some of them are machines yeah some of them you can tell they got like trained by the government or something they have to do something dude there's a lot of no way a seven-year-old lady should be whooping my ass like that she got selected i've been playing a lot of hell let loose so i got i got asians on the brain do you really go home gi who you so what do you what i don't know i like i mean i i'm nva a lot myself really yeah i like to get in there the ak-47 say that gi go home it's gi gi your government does not love you gi your government has abandoned you gi who gave them the ak-47 is that the russians gave it to russia and china yeah they've been boys they've been bricked up for a minute yeah they've been bricked they're so gay they're so gay calling their currency calling their currency bricked is crazy bricked currency it's kind of nice now yeah now you're saying it's pretty nice well right now we're they're in a weird part or we're in a weird position now we're like we're kind of working i think hand in hand with china a little bit because they need that or moves oil yeah they need that stuff and we don't so i think they're actually trying to be like come on dude let's let's squash this big beef we're in the middle of a beef right i think it's for dick huh you think trump's for dick i don't know he's saying dude this is all going to plan china china's gotta listen to us now they kind of do maybe unless they get bricked up enough i've run into some trump bros that believe that really like full-on yeah well that's that i i just read the news about the sanctions so i was kind of like you know we'll see what's up but apparently he's checking his fucking chicken he's running he's definitely just realized he's not gonna be able to do that he's not gonna be burning his chicken yeah that's the chicken's been cooking on no way he should be running that chicken just clocked like 19 minutes at 450 degrees that chicken's that chicken's bricked up right now there's probably a shadow on the he was like he was like a mother hen he was like a mother hen running to his flock the mayor is meal prepping right now he is gardini walked in on a roommate spat oh god he walked in and i was like this isn't mine this isn't who the fuck is this hold , fridge is filled with like japanese condiments yeah man that's all he buys you're opening your fridge is like gee i go home yeah i literally i open it i go oh yes gi would never eat that i'm gi he's nba death to the steel dragon you gotta scream steel dragon when you shoot down the uh really helicopters yeah fuck that's awesome i'm more of a mortar man though yeah i love firing a mortar hi dude very fun something about that whole trajectory and it's very enjoyable and then you just hear a little makes a little noise if you hit somebody you go yes this is hell let loose vietnam yeah brother that's gotta be crazy that was kind of that was a big mortar off wasn't it back then yeah it was a lot more you just chill well i i heard i was reading that one book and they said it would just like you would sit on a base and you'd be getting blasted with more you'd be like all right let's go find these guys and you walk around the woods maybe see a guy yeah shoot him farmer he'd be like dang it dang it was a farmer dang that was a farmer but at night he was maybe firing that mortar exactly during the day a guy was like oh no i'm just a farmer g yeah i go home i'm just a farmer you go nah i'm not taking any chances my buddy just got blown up so yeah well then it turned i don't know what i'm doing here uh weren't the last couple years like brutal urban warfare it was yeah there was a lot of that close quarters yeah yeah they got a little active dude that shit vietnam war it's no joke vietnam was tough a vietnamese man just burned himself uh this week what my twitter i got on twitter again and it's uh it's terrible sex acts and death oh no so i saw a vietnamese guy burn himself on a bench that was terrible isn't but don't you get like that's kind of like bossed up if you well that's why i was bringing up from vietnam because the monks used to hit that yeah they would build a temple where you burned yourself how'd that uh chicken go it's burnt you burnt the chicken it's not burnt it's not worked up a hell of a sweat 10 foot jog it's hot dude it's in the grill the chicken's all right it's coming out smoky i think yeah i'll be i'll be it's almost done it's looking good it's looking good you just missed the you missed the alarm yeah what temp what temp you cooking that at it's about 425 yep allegedly dude there's no way you got that temperature right on that grill it is i got it up 425 you think it was a thousand degrees the way you're sweating man it's hot you look like you're coming from hell at least you look like you just came from the shit dude i get it man i've been in the shit all week yeah so how what how is the new vietnam hell at least it's pretty sick it's pretty it's rocking if you're playing with buddies it's very fun yeah yeah i try to go solo i play five minutes right somebody shoots me in the head i go fuck this so what's the gameplay like from the perspective of the vietcong uh the cool thing is the vietcong you get uh you can do tunnels you can kind of pop up anywhere on the map whereas if you're playing as the u.s you get helicopters which are also pretty cool yeah somebody's good at helicopters like i just played a game before you got here somebody's killing us with the helicopters uh yeah and as a mortar man that's not good you don't want them getting behind our line they kept getting behind our line killing us you don't want that at all yeah coming up through a tunnel well i was in the nva mortar man and i was saying oh yeah go home this is not your fight gi did they really say that in the game no it's just everybody every single person screams it the whole time yeah that's so fun the other one that was good was hold fast if you play as the french everyone just screams vive la france oh yeah i remember that everyone just screaming vive la france i actually remember that you guys were playing capture the fire song vive la france yeah that's awesome hell it lose v i'm although is it too soon like what do you think the moratorium is on on viges for a war no you can do i mean yeah dude he's doing future war yeah that's pretty crazy we're doing taiwan china true but you haven't seen the middle east war yet in what in a yeah you have what are you insane what are you stupid call of duty as i said that i'm like oh yeah call of duty is already doing a fucking person but aren't they always kind of vague though like oh they're always like vague about who the countries are specific yeah they literally are like he's the head of durka durkistan durka durkistan that's muhammad jihad durka durkistan which is kind of a little more disrespectful durka durkistan is crazy well that yeah but it's always something yeah they're like what would an arabic country be called yeah what's he doing back there he's lurking gator the spider is preparing it's good the spider is just cooking i know never never cooks he decided during the podcast today i'll cook jesus christ especially i want to know if you're meal prepping for one or two he's running again i've been i need a full photo reveal this chicken i do not believe that this is not he's actually it's a lot i don't want to compliment him to his face but he's a pretty good i already he's a good cook he's a pretty good cook i think anything to relearn see like osmosis he likes genetic field he's been leaving his door open while he's gaming i haven't been home as much so now i'm home i'm picking up on his tent he's been used to cat being away yeah mouse has been playing so i like to go back there and slam the door as hard as i can while he's talking to people i could hear him talking to people i'm like close the door you should also you should maintain open door policy no he's so loud last shit you remember when cody rhodes went in his room it's so loud true and he screams about street fighter for hours struggling with the door he's in i gotta see this chicken lamerica present the chicken present the chicken to the cam let's see what we're working with here damn that thing you can smell the burnt hey that's what a burnier fucking that's what a little beak dude well maybe for you know that's a great cross we need the chicken although you might be careful let me see let me present that to the cam why are you dripping it into the cup because it's dripping that's actually really considerate because you have the camp at lamer that's actually good it's a good looking chicken man looks a little raw tbh i'd like to see the inside i like the way you i like the way you put the pepper on it lamer yeah a lot of people are scared to put a little pepper on there when are you gonna make chicken alfredo again a little less pepper on the alfredo you get a little wacky with that but i i like what you're oh i need it lamer this redeems everything if you do that we can have an open door video game tonight you can have street fighter as loud as you want if you make chicken alfredo and you can play as girl characters again i won't make fun of you i mean alfredo is what a peacemaker yeah it's nice chicken alfredo is crazy it honestly arguably could be the best food then i'll come home after a few drinks it'll be in the fridge i'll go but oh i can take a bite he'll never notice and then drunk and i was like fuck dad he lives here i'll fucking eat the whole fucking thing and then i eat a little bit of it i go why would i be a dick dude he made this and then i stop this isn't tradition tradition unlike any other he's lording over a big thing of alfredo why shouldn't i i deserve why shouldn't i lamer are you gonna play hello loose with me today all right that's exciting fuck what time's your show uh eight seven eight that gives us several hours yeah i'll play hello loose yeah yeah time you gooming right after this i'll probably goom as hard as we can after this let's go yeah let's definitely goom after this i'm in no particular rush hell yeah they got new basketballs and they did get new basketballs oh bro could be could be time for the rematch they're not ready dude one week prep one week prep come back with the shorts my water shoes all right true damn aqua socks that's crazy dude you have a boner you have a fucking boner bro you thought about pool basketball jumping on the guy haha you're confirming there's honker theory yeah he does have a honk those two have honkers dude music got blessed with the alfredo he's got the creamy alfredo we need to go back to that just fucking smaller the penis it's like everyone's like that's the ideal obviously ancient greece everyone gives ancient greeks so much shit they had the idea that like of course you're rocking a penis we're gonna immortalize you and i'm going to marble you're the man you're the man you got so much energy i just got another girl 911 text today's girl 911 oh yeah dolly barton r.i.p dolly they're all getting the news at different times and everyone's getting texts from girls yeah it's going oh my god dolly parton died i'm so sad i didn't i didn't even know until you told me i'm excited to break the news well i'm just excited bring down the thunder your girl's gonna be like james cameron getting out of the sub you're gonna go james you're gonna want to sit down 911 happened when you were underwater he was underwater for i think he was underwater huge fan of underwater by the way that guy might be the biggest fan of underwater he must have a crazy family he's always he's in an abyss every day the pressure could kill you totally fine must have the loudest house he's like i gotta go to the bottom of the ocean he was underwater during 9 11 he was underwater during 9 11 there's some classic 9 11s there was the other one is uh what's his name was dressed up like the turtle uh master disguise uh why am i forgetting dana carvey turtle turtle he's in a turtle costume watching 9 11. what there's some turtle he's filming a movie there's some sesame there's some sesame street characters on uh good morning america elmo had to fucking go oh oh oh god yeah not all muslims are bad let's not forget everybody no on 9 11 elmo was like get him turn into glass where'd the guys in the top floor go it is the the you know as silly as america is we're always we're probably the most silly country in the world we're probably the most silly country in the world we're probably the most silly country yeah there's every other those the serious countries the war countries are always pretty serious yeah it's kind of like if a tragedy happens to us somebody's goofing off when it happens that's you know i mean like pearl harbor there's a bunch of people wearing fucking grass skirts fucking coconut bras hammered true oh shit we never thought it could happen to us yeah i always forget about pearl harbor i don't know why i think it's like i mean it was definitely kind of nothing compared to 9 11 11 is that fair it was a military base right yeah which not good at all no it was definitely down death toll death toll was was it really comparable i think almost probably for some reason i'm thinking like 3 000 each dang like similar yeah and yeah very similar actually that's terrible some i don't know why i thought pearl harbor was like kind of light duty obviously not great so that was fucking nasty it was mean as hell it was mean it was horrible what they did yeah punks that was that was a big time punk move then we said gi come over here yeah gi is coming over there you should have done that now we're best friends now we're buddies it's every time everyone's it's a classic story of two dudes having to fucking square up and wrestle i agree being like all right dude you're actually kind of sick yeah that's what we did that's what i was saying yeah we did that to the south yeah in the civil war we beat the fuck out of them so bad they love america more than anyone that's yeah all day they wave american flags we're like dude you're it's kind of a pussy are you i'd fucking kind of hate america you guys got rocks dude north korea kind of wants to tussle a little bit i heard they've been blasting their acme rockets into the they have they've been they've been showing out again and trump dogs trump i'd look a lot of people criticize trump for that i like the way he handles them what does he do he's just like dude we're boys this is crazy why are you guys acting up dude you know me and kim jong are boys yeah true everyone's like i can't believe he's being his friend no he's a fucking retard with rock well i guess they both are retards with rockets but it trumps work here's thing it's like you can say there's nine 990 bad things you can make his personality this and that the fact that he kind of gels with kim jong-un is like let him have one redeeming yeah i think that's not that no one else can fucking chill with that guy besides dennis rodman he does love like 80s 90s bad boys he's probably that's why he loves trump exactly yeah loves 80s 90s bad boys he does love 80s and 90s bad boys it's probably because that's all he got was like 80s 90s movies bad boys in 80s 90s movies now i guess i hang out with bad boys from 80s 90s i mean dude it's funny because south korea is like rocking the film industry right now they're killing it dude mba young boy lives there south korea it's big it's huge mba young boy lives in south korea now do you think anyone's saying mba young boy go home mba young boy no i think they're saying go home i think it's a problem no he's so respectful is he he talks like michael jackson oh i didn't know that did you ever see an interview with him he's pretty wild but his interviews he's like yeah i don't know it's the scariest fellas i know tyson mj young boy the scariest fellas no apparently people i think are i don't know it's that's like the vamp like opiate black guy is huge internationally playboy cardi just stands at a stage in france and just like dips out and the french go crazy it's like the coolest it's for real the coolest shit it's like a black guy cool black guy just whacked out on like methadone standing on a stage smoking a cigarette everyone's like this is the peak of culture right now it's like the coolest shit ever it's interesting yeah it's all about rick owens dude you we have to get rick owens out just like leather domination straps you gotta you gotta express your rage through your wardrobe that's what me and rick do expressing your rage through your clothes i don't even have any fucking rage i know i mean you can just hop on the bandwagon i think a lot of those guys don't have any rage you don't think they're dark souls nah i i don't have i don't have enough rage wait till college football season true no if no dame drops another one annoying illinois i'm vamped up i'll go vamp dude no dame drops one to rice you'll see i'm shaving my head and my eyebrows i'm gonna shave my head and my eyebrows and just keep a hitler stash and then dress like a vamp dude oh we lost the rice dude if you had that'd be too funny it'd be yeah i told you i was reading that book about uh i'd be too cool i'd be expelled from hollywood if you went rick if you went if i shaved my eyebrows and head and kept a hitler stash and dressed like a vampire i'd be expelled there'd be no questions it'd just be a photo of me and then he's out hold on though if you were to dress in rick owens and go hitler stash they might take you to another level and i'm like holy fuck we didn't know this guy had it in him he's the coolest guy who's ever lived you have to go to france and just stand there with a cigarette and they're like this guy's the best artist that's ever lived this guy he's completely brought himself into fruition that's true dude hitler's hitler's gambit i was like i was thinking about the soviets because you know the classic question of like why is it still allowable to wear the hammer and sickle of course it's like you know i was thinking about it so i was like trying to really distinguish it between kind of like hitler's gambit and dude apparently hitler because the the communists were like no gambit just like the bet he threw down was like germans are the best therefore we will win and once we can do a horrible thing but then we'll just be the victors so no one can judge us but it was he was on some only god can judge me shit yeah so he was like his plan was like germans are superior we'll just we're going to destroy the jews as that was their big plan and then they're like we'll go through and enslave and defeat every other civilization everyone will be our slaves and germans will just rock but the communist thing was like it was different because hitler was it was bad he was he had a bad evil plan but he goes who can judge me where you going with this what i'm saying is he had a bad evil plan of course communists were like no we're actually doing a nice thing but it was actually evil as well wasn't as you know wasn't as evil it was bad it was extremely evil it was very evil but at least it sounds when you're like pitching like well how does this work you're like well everyone's gonna share that sounds nice yeah when you lead hitler was leading with like nasty stuff yeah people go that's obviously fucking horrible so that's where i was going i was like i was kind of like what is the real what's like the real distinguisher and it was like hitler was pure bad boy and one of them won yeah winner's right history bro exactly although japan japan did the right thing what they do they went just get it to us no we would never do that were they trying to like they were trying to exterminate every other asian yeah yeah but they were also hiding it under like we're getting rid of colonial now we're all boys they immediately did the worst things to every single country they really yes i knew they were nasty they were fucking horrible god damn yeah that's yeah philippines still fucks with us and south korea yeah they're all like thank you for that that was now we're they're starting to turn on us a little bit i mean that's tough dude you got 100 000 narutos on your ass that's fucking tough dude that's tough shit but yeah i didn't so they were they were that nasty and bad yeah it's it's so it well the funny thing is i mean it's not that funny but back then it was almost like it was kind of acceptable to be like yo our people are the best we're about to get we're about to fuck these dudes up so bad shitty chinese we're gonna fucking kill all of them and everyone's like yeah dude obviously we're the fucking best and you ride that last crest everyone's like what a monster you're like i thought this is what we're doing guys yeah i thought it was tribal warfare what the fuck that's yeah you're the last you're the last guy to be like let me go for it yeah no they went nasty nasty japanese certainly went for it they did yes so they wanted to be king of king of asia yeah k away yeah interesting interesting i feel like they well i i've i've gotten reports in the asian world that like the japanese still kind of hold it down like they're kings of asia k away i think they all do like behind that old little like no i dude i i uh korea i used to work for korean guys and they'd be like not japanese dudes they would just be like japan rules they would they were very honest about and they're like japan's the best japan i think japan's cooler than china yeah dude 100 japan's way cooler i don't get tricked by the led buildings dude i don't get i know lamar gets tricked by the drones and led buildings lamar's completely china-pilled no he is japanese-pilled really big japan guy you're a japan guy yeah full japan uh yeah i don't want this to sound racist but would it be a japa file it's a japa file i believe a japa file well let's let's make sure if you're a white guy i think they call you a weeb a weeb a weeb is if you're a white guy who like loves i think it's a japan uh you'd probably be japa file because that's what they're that's what it always is yeah it's like russo japanese russo japanophile what was it in the 50s you missed an n you missed an n what was it yeah you missed that's a big n that's a typo n's always big in these discussions and always comes in a guy misses as a dang verbal typo oh i like that i like that japanologist is an expert of japan what's somebody who loves black people is there a nice term for that i do laugh every time when it's history though i wish i could learn learned a little bit more about i wish i cared more about other what's the word yes what is it stuff i should say on the broadcast there's not like an official oh wait there's not a oh wait the americans say it oh wait yeah we're not like this yeah what are we talking but there's like a file a what migrophilia that's not bad that's taste that's tasteful i man that's tough so you could say i'm a bit of a that's used in historical and artistic context well this is art exactly yeah that's fair that's what is that about is that what oj simpson broke in to get him kidding that was memorabilia my bad yeah that's so funny that some guy coined that term it was like yep job's done for the day it's a frenchman huh this comes from the french oh the french you have so many cool words the french yeah they do they fucking do here we go oh yeah this episode is brought to you by blue chew the number one brand for better sex blue chew just dropped something crazy 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relatively new phenomenon think about that that's crazy yeah it's pretty they call it before they didn't have a word for it they must there was and we there was like little hints there a fourth century monks had a thing called uh acedia which was the midday demon because they woke up at like four in the morning so noon was there like they got a little sleepy kind of there was a 3 p.m slag but it was a demon that would come to you and be like you're this shit sucks everything sucks and you wouldn't be able to focus on anything you stare out the window time would pass slowly and it was called the noonday demon i'd like to learn more about this boredom thing because i can't believe it dude don't you because there's there has to be the word the term boredom is for sure and yeah yeah but they're just what would they say they didn't have you have it no i'm not finding what was used before boredom but yeah it says charles dickens popularized it in print in like 1829 yeah i i believe the etymology means literally to drill into your head to bore yeah yeah yeah that's pretty fucking but no it's it's pretty new because i feel like there was a the the monks it was more it was less of like there's nothing to do they'd be like i hate that i became a much about doldrums let's see things like that and also also early on it was viewed as a personal failing not being shortchanged by your environment if you were bored they'd be like fucking piece of shit you'll fucking do something you piece of shit yeah there's some english terms from the 17th and 18th century like tedium yeah tedious it reversed there there's any heaviness and romans had to talk about boredom there's no way this is well there's a there's an ancient i think there's a greek poem called the boar but it was about a guy who was annoying who would catch you in the middle of the road and just brutalize you with conversation it's really funny that's awesome there's it's like an old poem where this guy was like well back then too you'd walk for you couldn't shake if you got a punisher if you're on like the fucking roman road just walking you have like a day of walking you could pick up a punisher who just crushed you got him with a rock you gotta fuck it fuck it yeah it's called the boar and it's all about like guy just greeting you and just being like one of the popes like people would write their own version of it and one of like the popes or bishops wrote his own version of the boar it was like a cool highfalutin thing you could do it's about coming across the worst fucking dickhead on the path dude just i gotta walk 12 miles today that's that idea is thousands of years old just picking up a punisher you'd see him you'd see him far away you know fuck fuck oh ho there fuck oh it's a beautiful day how fair is thee you know fuck hey man i don't really have time you walk a little faster speeds up you're like oh no well i have nowhere particular to go what a curse yeah that's that that was you'd get away with it if you hit him with a rock oh you could you could pop in the head everyone everyone would look the other way it'd just be you and him i know but i'm saying they'd be like there's no suspects yeah no you can't get away with anything you can still i mean the camera is kind of mess it up but you can kind of still get away with murder it's it's still like way easier than people think although these new cameras man we're in a city setting this is what you're thinking in the depths are you underwater just you know you fucking flock cameras yeah those flocks i i've been seeing people putting stickers on them and breaking them and stuff nice yeah that's uh that's good i think we can all agree on that yeah the flock hammers yeah but then they go well we find like stolen kids so then you go well that's what they say but that's all released by the flock camera company themselves so yeah and no but like if you found it i mean they probably do if they're scanning license plates they actually probably do they're gonna get everybody they haven't because you know you would if you could i'm not sure i understand what you just like if you could save lost kids you would i think they're arguing they have but where's the proof i don't know you got to find these lost kids which hey well how how why do you think that wouldn't work i mean the more invasion of privacy there is the more you're going to be able to find lost kids yeah but they're not for sure that's not their purpose so they're just saying that so they can make us not purpose is to catch you running a red light and ticket you not to find yes there's some news stories saying that the flock cameras help them find missing kids they might like it's exactly that's what i'm saying like they're definitely what's the point is it just to it's just total deep tabs yeah it's just a complete fucking paranoid panopticon man we're but it doesn't i'm not i'm not advocating for them but it's not like you need dude if you do every you advocate people will spend i wouldn't i don't want them but with your phone i know you're literally on camera and traced at all times too that's the funny thing dude the major cities have had these like like every i think like almost every block of philadelphia is video record like has been video recorded so hey lowest murders it's all right it works it gets people that's why covid threw it off because everyone had the fucking masks on yeah so that you know you kind of you could trick them into doing that yeah but i think it's the camera systems but every i know philly for sure is like completely been cammed up for a long time so but yeah i don't know i you know it's i think it's bad if you watch everybody every second of the day but for sure you know they start giving out tickets off cameras i'm i'm gonna rage against the machine my uncle my uncle claims you can just just let those go because he's he said that they don't have ppa gives you philadelphia parking authority was doing the light cameras and he claims they legally don't have the authority to ticket you for a moving violation so he used to just refuse to pay him i gotta check in to see how that worked out but yeah he was like you don't gotta pay those fucking things he would never pay him so i dude i didn't pay the part of the part i heard the parking authority like seven thousand dollars i got a ton of easy passes going oh they'll get a lot yeah they'll take my license bro those those new private yeah they'll get they'll get you and those new private uh in california has it's a french company who owns the private highways you're all over the they'll jack you up to like tens of thousands of dollars yeah they go wild yeah they will get you no i i've i've heard of people racking up like five figures and tolls i'm like damn yeah i'm probably sitting up there this texas has been getting me really yeah it's been a few years i would i would join a few years of pa in texas of me not paying a single toll really you can call and settle might be in trouble you can call and settle those settle yeah i've done or i might take them to court not bad i'll see you in court you should spend fucking for real like a fortune just tying them up okay i'm gonna i'm gonna tie them up i'm gonna get the best lawyers i'm gonna go bankrupt but take just take a wing out just just have them lay off like 90 people get a tiger shark lawyer uh-huh there are if you have enough money you can you can like sue municipalities and fight cities and stuff and win i used to work for a guy who destroyed a historic building and he goes my lawyer's a tiger shark he'll butt fuck the city yeah dude it's pretty funny all right it was pretty tight what type of historic building to be fair it was bullshit i was there i was actually i helped destroy it but it was like it wasn't like you know there's like the liberty bell ben franklin's house this was just an old shitty house that they had already done a ton of renovations to and then the historical people came in they're like no and it was like a modern it was fucking it was complete bullshit yeah and uh the the owner was just like yo 7 a.m crumble it because they were like tying him up in court he was like just smash it i'll figure it out after the fact and he just had to smash the building and there was all these historical guys like you should be ashamed of yourself and i was just sitting there with like one of those stop signs like shut up shut the fuck up should point the stops on him i should have i i did hit the one lady she goes that building's history i was like it's certainly history now and she went my dad's like stop all right knock it off it's certainly history now dude he was like stop it don't talk to them don't do that yeah i'm saying i'm ashamed to say what history tell me yeah exactly what is it what is it what do you know about this building they actually probably well actually i don't believe you you're boring me now you're boring i'm gonna hit you with a rock you're annoying that was one of the sickest things is watching a guy being like bro i'll deal with the city later knock that shit down it was like god damn i don't know you could just fucking have the stick go to the city and be like shut up if you're i think that's like billionaire status yeah if you're a billionaire the city complains you could be like shut up and go honey why don't i give you the padres i will say i was i was negative on uh kwanza jones at first i've come around completely she's been a ray of sunshine in every clip yeah and uh yeah dude it's turning out that the sports leagues are really i mean truly milling black lady magic wmba is fucking running solely on black girl magic right now it's just it's got to be just like fucking really dastardly race baiting clips i think kwanza jones is that's that's genuine black girl magic yeah that one's good that's good that's well that's yeah that was a nice one wmba is being fueled entirely by hate yeah it's pretty bad they've entered the trend it's now trans it's a trans and race battle going the trans battle's crazy trans battle's crazy the trans battle being like well we support them and you have to be like yeah me too all right jump ball let's go guys try to play basketball but yeah that's yeah that's that's a that's a weird one i mean i'm i want to see them put their money where their mouth is you know it's one thing to say it's all lip service to me it's like bro let me see the roster stack it stack it up you want to get back you want to fucking knock what's her name the the it's just the g league all of a sudden it's just other mba guys guys that couldn't make the mba you know fuck we already have that that's a good argument for uh people always like what do you not like women because you don't watch the wmba it's like i don't watch the g league yeah i just want to watch the mba yeah why would i i'm sure somebody's come to that i don't know i never heard the g league angle on that if that turns in a g league ball but then but then you get to see g leaguers dunk like yam yeah i mean that the poster eyes it's gonna be ugly if you go nuts to face dunk on a lady yeah we put that white bull in from philly put him in the wmba he's jumping over those backflip dunks i think everybody that's the right mood they should only let white g leaguers into the wmba so we can really that's a good no those are good like you want money let's get the racial battle going again yeah that is nice every team gets one white guy oh dude wait till we do the movie they're gonna make is amazing the movie in 20 years it's like a league of the league of the jack robinson the perfect lunch combo first bite of your favorite sub followed by ice cold pepsi add a couple of friends and now that's next level suddenly the laughs get louder the stories keep flowing and the food tastes better because pepsi brings out more flavor more fun and more of the moment food deserves pepsi grab a pepsi zero sugar today this episode is brought to you by chat gpt hey it's bill simmons from the bill simmons podcast have you guys heard about chat gpt work it's the new way to use chat gpt for bigger multi-step projects and when you need more than just answers give chat gpt work access to your apps and files and it can create real work documents like spreadsheets slides and structured reports get started at chat gpt.com by selecting work mode available on plus and pro plans yeah i mean it's it's like it's truly shameful what they're doing right now it's truly shameful speaking of different genders in sports i watch our beloved westchester pennsylvania baseball team in the little league world series fall victim to a woman pitcher yesterday a girl from alabama was just dominating really yeah she was whipping she was whipping undeniably whipping and i was just thinking those poor boys 11 and 12 year old boys getting struck out by a lady on espn i mean i used to cry just getting struck out by yeah no one was even watching when i was getting struck out by girls i can't even it's a deep shame i don't tell anyone i got struck out by girls when did you play with the girls don't worry about it there was we had a girl she was nasty really she was around 11 or 12 years old literally just dealing yeah she was dealing there was nothing we could do about it it was all we always had like the man child pitchers where it'd be like the kids a couple men there's a couple like 5 11 six foot kids already they're dealing yeah it would be like small little mustache armpit hair and i'd be sitting there like bro can i just yeah this is crazy i have a pinch batter please yeah i didn't know that i didn't know there was a girl what was what was she what was their mph was she more of a technician she's got she's got great control great command great location every time but uh i don't know they always do the mlb comparison because the mound's close they're like there's 91 miles an hour he goes it's like 60 oh i see what you're saying but the mound's close so this is how much time you have to react which is the equivalent of a 93 mile an hour fastball god damn it was a tough one the boys from westchester were up five nothing and they brought in the fucking then they brought in the girl didn't score a run mama me 14ks dude she's crazy i mean that was such a mental game if i was a i mean still to this day i'd be like bro don't strike get struck out 14 that's like apocalyptic everyone your boys you and your boys get fucking humiliated on a national stage that's crazy yeah i mean that's i'd be curious to see i i wonder what they're gonna do i mean do you fear the bow she's got a bow and her ponytail do you know she really i fear the fucking bow fuck out of that i fear the bow dude like i was tossing turn last night i can barely sleep although i mean high cheese from the bow last night i was chasing i was chasing shit in the dirt i was i mean the bow is humiliating me in my dreams torture also too i might i might be up there all shucks and too i'm up there being like man she sure is pretty yeah trying to swing them all she sure i don't want to hit her ball i would as soon as i heard i remember the day or like when i did baseball a couple years and i heard they're pitching 60 miles an hour and i was like i'm out yeah we gotta go i'm done not everyone run no i haven't got hit with one of those balls yet and i'm done i quit i didn't get it never got hit with the pitch ever and i was you must have been ready for i bailed i bailed i used to when even when i swing i would step out i was like not baseball is terrifying baseball is fucked up dude it's awful yeah oh it's such a i i don't know it was my it was my least favorite sport with all my time off i've been catching the fills a lot lately yeah it's been a nice midday treat i was just i was just the 4 p.m demon comes around i go true the phillies everything sucks everything sucks oh the phillies why did you pick this get away from me yeah yeah that is sick if you're like on board they'd be like yeah you're a piece of shit what do you expect you're a piece of shit of course you're bored you fucking asshole and i think too it was only like the aristocracy could claim boredom no one everyone else was like what what the fuck are you talking about it's odd though because i think they had a lot of boring ass fucking days you would think i think they always did yeah i mean yeah it was the same thing every day boring but if you're a pet i mean i feel like starving adds a little you're like super hungry that would get your juices flowing for sure you're super hungry if you if you ever don't eat for like two days you're like everything yeah i don't i don't think that was yeah like they were starving that hard yeah although they didn't fucking eat people did not eat like we eat now we eat like at least i think it's like 1200 more calories a day than our bigger right we're way bigger tiny that's why girls can deal like that like girls are out here dealing she's loving true the extra calories did the thing yeah i don't think life was a bunch of starving people i think they one thing i heard was they took so much time off yeah because the fields the winter you're just off yeah you know obviously you gotta work around the fucking house but like no it was the uh yeah well they're also there's so many festivals i think there was like 35 like you have like christmas yeah i guess they wouldn't be bored they're just fucking partying dude yeah and they're farmed all year now it's time to party strong argument that the life of the medieval peasant was like kind of rocking a little bit in terms of mentally every second you're like dude i'm not going to hell you truly believed every piece of it you're like i'm not going to hell my honor's never been higher i'm like the knights of old then you'd be like two days later at your festival what's that is that your cousin getting a shower oh well you saw that but yeah the uh yeah dude the romans didn't even have i think january and february were at their add-ons they didn't have they would just get to a certain point and go all right really it's just nothing now they're winters they didn't even call it a month it was just like dead time and then march was obviously they would march it to their enemies and slay them what yeah you know march was like their january oh what do you mean march it was from the god of wars the war planet yeah it was like that's that was their official start to the year well that's because military campaigns start in the spring yeah but they didn't have january and february it was it was a that's why it's december it's 12 it's the 12th month no it's the 10th month december's 10th yeah pretty sick this is a cool fact i learned it's a good fact october eight eight but what is it really yeah 10 yeah yeah wait lamar if you can't speak latin you can't produce a podcast why are you confused lamar we talked about this were you not there yeah i'm confused january and how does a confused person get a resolution i don't know you figure it out that's the pope he knows everything i didn't i i thought i'd get more credit for the hitting the fucking easy going at the end of fallon they kind of cut it off a little what happened i hit the fucking steve spiros at the very end no one not one person caught it at the end it was like when he's like all right thanks man i'm like easy going shane dill is easy going steve spiros who's steve spiros i wear my sunglasses at night i'm going back to waterloo hang out with the vampires this place looks like new york manhattan it's that's so funny oh they're dead going on shows you're doing you might be a fucking niche lord you were kind of niche mogging on fallon that's crazy bro it's crazy how hard you niche my buddies were there and i was like i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do this for you guys at the end because i this is all very embarrassing that's easy going it was the first time i they showed it was very you could see it and i think they cut it off i think they thought i was up i think they thought i was dog whistling true i think they thought i was going to white power i was going easy going steve spiros for those of you who know me with steve spiro nobody damn i'm getting niche box so hard without nobody i'm gonna be i'm gonna be committed to an isolation unit oh that's right i'm gonna be crucified i don't mean to yell i don't mean to raise my voice but yeah i've showed you this video a thousand times i mean it's like the schizophrenic dude that's awesome boy mid breakdown gets hit with a fucking fashion fashion sense interview style studio or some shit she goes what's your name and he goes what's my name i'm confused yeah i see i i know you're supposed to believe in the ministry right she's like easy going so funny steve spiros easy going i have i have seen i know you're talking about waterloo they're creating bums they created me bro if you want full schizophrenic to hit him with those shows it'd be so i know well talked about it before that's why i did the easy going yeah i was like i should just i could 99 that thing he's 99 accuracy steve spiros on fallon just keep going while he's trying to all right we'll be right back and be like hey i don't ask the pope he knows everything fuck up just get a guy just earbud where dude he's like five schizophrenics just being like and then on the third day they love you oh dude schizophrenics love hitting names yeah break down they'll just be like and i talked to nate marshall he told me 657 okay so if you ain't 657 motherfucker get the fuck out of my face i do like how they can flow from one topic to another where you're like hold on how do we get here no problem they crush sigs yeah my it was like my cousin's sweatpants sigs sweet yeah let's go we they like to get their hands on the weed every now and again too oh no dude my uh my cousin's cousin's uncle was schizophrenic and we would bring him weed and he would just literally chill in sweatpants and just bless us for like 30 minutes you just get high and listen to him like dang i think i brought it i have it somewhere in this house i think my one boy's uncle was schizophrenic and wrote a book what it's awesome yeah it's probably fantastic it's just ideas every paragraph is a different idea that he has and he's like swimming is for gay people oh yeah my bad he was big he hated swimmers he was like sexual freaks dude he's not wrong about he was very like you guys are very sexual this is wrong this is against god swimming is for homosexuals and sluts well he's not wrong about this watch him swim and get mad it is very sexual to glide through the water true it's it's almost like unbearably so i'll be unbearably sexual when you're swimming yeah i i there's something about it i mean i'm you know every sport has its downfall you can get shin splints when you run swimming is like you got to be careful out there you're not paying attention someone just bull shark across lanes like no oh man ah you're all tired from the laps that would drag you right down yeah you'd be careful take you underwater hit you with a gator roll you know you might you're so swimmed up you might you don't know what the hell you do you know it is yeah the schizophrenic guy was right about that he's 100 right yeah chicken fights being in being a pool with a girl is chaos dude it's yeah you got any of those look if you're brush stroking you can pause but you can wrap the pet you can you can like if you reach into a lane you gotta be really careful about that because you don't know where you're at you know when i was just a young guppy i would i'd be all course corrected you could easily crash and hit and that's like it's kind of a quagmire yeah because she's in a bathing suit you could you could look shut her to think about it it's shut her to think about it you're in international waters swimming pool has no laws as long as you're not touching the bottom you gotta be in the deep end true i was how should i know i was floating your honor i was floating a liquid i was i was listening to two minorities tell me the beach is for white people really and i didn't like that i think i think anybody can have fun at the beach i've seen a huge uptick it was lemare's lemare's opinion i think the beach is for everybody the beach is for everybody god gave us the beach come on the beach is for whites no i've seen a huge uptick you said it brother clip it i've seen ocean city new jersey is where i always went and ocean city new jersey in the 90s very much so appeared to be for whites i went there a couple years ago and it's now it's the rainbow coalition you're saying it's like the mall it's like the mall yeah very similar to the mall very similar to the mall although a lot of these 90s it was for white bad boys for white bad a lot of indian bros though are crushing the beach right now it's a little theory i have with the influx of the beach i've seen a huge uptick in the beach the influx of minorities going to our shopping malls you think that's when they found hot topic and introduced black goths and vamps that's a good theory thank you i just came over that's a great theory actually it is funny huh i think you love goth baddies i think i think i love goth baddies uh but i i think that was a little way a little way made everybody go to hot topic we found hot topic because of a little way from skateboarding and shit yeah skateboarding he was wearing a little way and i think that's a good theory i think that's a good theory i think that's a good theory like those weird belts and then through that we started to dip our toes you do you think it's possible that kanye turned black people onto high fashion uh probably a little bit a little kanye mostly kanye a little jay-z i heard i heard an anecdote jay-z was like he had the tia rocker where it was trash but he also like he was the first one to be like where i'm too old for jerseys and i gotta wear like a putt like i gotta dress a little different polo is good yeah all day polo yay made it cool the pink polo yay made cool but i think jay was rocking the polo a little bit too they were making rocker wear polos big as shit yeah they were pretty massive i think we're talking about high fashion you're talking about a high fashion don't get me wrong i consider a polo any polo pinnacle of fashion it is the height of my fashion it's the modern suit it's as far as i get you're saying polo with the polo horse not high fashion no no we're talking about like designer high concepts yeah that's probably kind of like a polo with the polo horse or like ladies i i heard so i heard a an anecdote about kanye i know someone who went to grade school with him two years below him apparently he would like design sneakers when he was like in eighth grade and mail them off to like nike and he would just like mail sneaker sneaker designs off apparently called a shot pretty hard the whole time he's like i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do that i'm gonna do that and he was the guy was just like yeah he fucking everyone thought he was a fucking asshole but turns out he rocked yeah he was like dude we were all like this guy's out of control turns out he called his fucking shot shots yes pretty pretty sick sent mailing the sneaker designs kind of tight in eighth grade it's kind of a nuts move just being like now they got to see this shit yeah they everyone copied his sneaker the adidas shoe he put out everyone copied that that like knit looking thing with a truly the guy was a fashion genius said what he said he kind of had he kind of had everything going for him huh he'll be back yeah he's back i don't know if he i don't know if the shoe i don't know if you can get to the shoes point again i mean i think he can do that why not he did but he's like putting him out of self i don't know if he has like the factory the amount of factors you would need to do what he did before what would stop him from obtaining factories and high-level connections i don't understand i don't know yeah what do you what do you think what do you think would stop him from that uh i don't understand i don't understand what you're talking about at all yeah i just mean like acquiring just accusation we're looking at new boots you new boots goofing didn't he didn't he should like lower all of his prices too apparently yeah like crazy low like i don't know how you could profit off of him like make quality and probably i mean maybe maybe it's not about profit maybe it's just giving back to the people it could be what didn't stefan marbury have like cheap shoes when like when they were kind of quality in the in the time when yeah it's possible we've covered this they weren't trashed they were covered this quite a bit shack diesels were cheap as hell fiacs were cheap i think they were all bad quality shacks i can attest talk about the shack diesels they were bliss they were blisters i used to get blistered so hard in the shacks it was a nice thing he did but i was getting shacks shacks from cole's they were like 18 bucks and i was blistered out it's interesting back to the snoop dog conversation i don't mind that shacks and everything yeah i like seeing shack me too you know what i mean in every commercial i do too snoop dog i go why don't you well he's a drug addict he's addicted to marijuana who he's a drug addict i see him i go this is drug addict off tv yeah this is god damn shack diesels just known for having a good time slam dunks yeah i said good time slam dunks well snoop dog's a hoodlum he's a gangbanger dude he's a drug addict gangbanger pronunciated it snoop dog he's a hoodlum snoop dog's a hoodlum snoop dog is a hoodlum i used to love snoop dog when i was a kid cool i didn't know what doggy style was and i handed the album to my mom like can i please get this she was like no why why not because that's how you were conceived now put it back probably i got hit hard on the pimp algorithm on youtube pimps pimps just interviews are not i was the tricks are maybe the funniest interviews of all time just guys just i don't know why they go on and do these interviews or like yeah i uh i love buying prostitutes all the time it's like dude what what is the upside this fucking no they're no like maybe they're paying you but it's like every time like yeah um smoke crack sometimes and uh losing my family over it but i just hey man what's what's that what's it to anyone if i want to enjoy myself with another adult it's like what the fuck are you talking about but then i saw i got that fed me into the pimp algorithm dude yeah i've been there i've been there a little it bothers me immensely do you know the picture i sent you of the guy just go on the pimp algorithm dude i've been there a little it bothers me immensely this no oh dude it's it's so funny they the soft light under i talk about soft light underbelly all the time but the guy they take like he's a photographer that's like his real thing so he takes pictures of them mid-interview they show it they'd usually be able to stand there and smile for the camera this guy went it's but he gets on he gets on right away he goes my mama was a certified hoe what the fuck dude dude my mama was a certified hoe he was he was he was gorilla pimping that's frowned upon what's gorilla pimping gorilla pimp is when it's it's force oh you're you're using force yeah it's claimed that a real pimp you should never even go to jail because there's nothing to charge you for these women just love you yeah but gorilla pimping is not really you're being mean using drugs using intimidation beat hitting on him can't hit on your hoe you shouldn't you shouldn't but that whole the whole game's fucked up now but who fucked up the game la gangbangers they fucked the whole game up they fucked up the whole game they fucked up the game they got into pimp and they're not pimps the la gangbangers they're rough bro really rough pimps get a real pimp like magic bishop don juan those guys look at it they go that ain't it that's not it that's real the real pimp is apparently loved by his community so you haven't watched nothing but pimp propaganda you watch the guys who are like no i'm eve i'm mean and i do it it's like you watch it and you're like god damn these guys are vicious man very very nasty nasty line it's almost nothing worse than a mean pimp yeah no they're i mean they're literally are like sex traffickers it's just it is funny if you stay within the state they're like yeah hasn't trafficked them yeah it's very very bad stuff and then if you get locked up as a pimp you can get the boys you can start working the boys you start pimping the boys damn pimp of the boys that seems like more fun honestly that seems like you could you could actually have a very healthy relationship with your with your bottom with your bottom bitch with all your with your bottom bitch with your flock that's what i'm saying you could actually be boys with them that's what i'm saying hang out dude i just i love a motley crew so having your mop bag my ragtag group of guys yeah we would turn we would i mean dude it'd be a ragtag ensemble but we would turn who do you want mark will suck you mark come here man you can play xbox first if you suck that guy thank you i'm not gonna let him play first yeah i'd like to think i don't know i i might get gorilla pimping on my boys though i think i can see you doing that you would you would oh my god if you have your gorilla pimping when you yeah if you got power you would grill up him immediately you punch nate in the head so i told you to wear that outfit put on something shorter get out there i know it's hot get out there yeah that's that's such a fucking nuts i mean imagine that you wake up in the morning in a hotel room with like three cracked out ladies you're like all right ladies come on what the fuck do you say yeah you're gonna have to slap a little yeah i'm i'm obsessed with i keep hearing about figueroa street figueroa street's apparently in la la it's apparently there's just hundreds of like ladies with their heinies out so it's apparently it's a whole scene they just have their butts out they have their butts out more like everything's out these poor guys are just driving by there's dudes that they can't stay off they're there every day they're there every single day i wonder if they have the snoop dog gps while they're trying to avoid figueroa oh shit it's well it's so funny because i like i i again this obviously sounds insane but i i do i want to see it so bad i'm just curious what it looks like that's all i just want to see it so like next time i'm in la i kept laughing i was up with my whole family i'm like let's just take a weird route drive by the holy shit oh god what the hell yeah stay off of it dude you gotta be careful yeah i won't i won't go figueroa street fig i don't think those butts are for me yeah i bet those butts are it's hot crossbones i bet those are tough heinies there's a lot of tough heinies yeah but here's the thing that's what i hear i hear it's like it's it's not like lot lizards apparently it's just a collection of true beauties really yeah that's that's the whole problem that would be an issue it's true beauty it's true beauties sweethearts so you're saying there's sweethearts with their heinies out on the street like hundreds apparently if you go down there again i i've never seen it i'm just literally dreaming it up from what i hear but that sounds who told you they're pretty uh one of the guys all the horny guys on softball yeah some beautiful girls man apparently i mean anything apparently it's literally anything you can think of they got it on the fig which again i would say stay away for sure yeah you don't want to go down there you don't get caught up with them so i got i that's i wish i'd stop watching softball that's all that's all i watch on the plane i watch pimp interviews if i fly for two hours watch 10 interviews with pimps and i get to san jose and i'm like all right let me get this hour together yeah i've rotted my brain with pimp material well i think we've done it let's let's do the patreon goodbye everybody watch new episodes of matt and shane secret podcast on spotify do it you