Ep 628 - Guys Trip 2022 (feat. Chris O'Connor & Billy)

- Wow, wow, Wes. - Okay. - The YouTube album, it was on everybody's phone. Phil was convinced that I downloaded that onto his car 'cause anytime he started his car, I played and the album art was like a guy sucking another guy's dick, I don't know if you remember that. - No. - The album art of the album that they put on that YouTube - The guy kissing the guy's stuff. - Was it really? - Yeah, of course, dude, that's you too. - I didn't know that. - Yeah. - Huge information. - Yeah. - The YouTube movement. And Phil thought it was me. Now, some guys, I'm not saying who. - Think Metallica is not as good as YouTube. - Well, the original argument was November Rain versus Enter Sam and Enter Sam. - November Rain, I would say. But we were talking about-- - Well, there is a lot of news about Prince. - And then we all agreed. So we had to find music and he's not that good. I'm like, bro, I didn't say that. - You did. - He's not even that good. - No, he's not like everyone like jerks him off. Like he's some crazy guitarist. He's like just like every other shredder in the '80s. - You said he wasn't top 20. - He's not top 20 guitarist. - Yes. - That was the beginning. - That was my argument. - That was an experiment. - That's literally fair. - Genesis. - We settled the Prince. - Prince, not top 20 is a pretty fair fucking argument. - In terms of your guitarist. - I don't think you had a song of that. - You didn't have an argument there. We entered into the argument of like, if stuff's better musically, that's like a musician. And then we got into somehow Enter Sam and Vers, Guns and Roses. - Yeah, that had nothing to do with that conversation. - It did. - Did it sprung from that. What are you talking about? - Yeah. - But it wasn't sprung from that. - You said Enter Sam and isn't as good as Novemberan. I said dude, Enter Sam and Roses. - You definitely entered Novemberan into the argument. - Yeah. - 'Cause nobody would pick that. - We're talking about Enter Sam and Roses. And I was like, let me go from Prince to GNR. It was just a new thing. - No. - It was all the same. Dude, it was a musical debate. - The debate was Enter Sam and Vers fucking, what's it called again? - Novemberan. - Yeah, exactly. - Oh, the Peolda Authority, there's this. - The Peolda Authority. - And they're Chewie's heel argument. - They could never. - No, because the angular are better than Santana. Tells us the people. - You already move in the goalposts all around. It's crazy. It's almost like a girl tactic. - I don't see Enter Sam. - I don't see any of that. - Enter Sam and? - A good move in the debate. - Or? - Enter Sam and Vers. - It's a great word. - Novemberan. - Novemberan's better. A better song. Enter Sam and Vers. - I. - I will say that last one I came in on the Novemberan camp. - I know. You were out of your mind. - Count for pound. - You were out of it. - Wait, what's happening? - Listen to it. - Literally like plus. - It's pretty good. - Nate. - Nate, you heard it for the first time. - Oh, wait, wait, wait, it's awesome. Hold on. Nate, you heard it's awesome. You heard that for the first time last night? - Yes. - And then what happened when we played Enter Sam and? - You heard it already, right? - Yes, even though. - Enter Sam and. - Yeah. - You heard it a million times already. - I wonder why. - Yeah, that dude, that you're, I look, I love you. I don't want you to go back into this. - It really hurt people. - Guys, we've already covered this. - True. - God. - Yo, he was blown away. - He was blown away. - Nate was blown away by Novemberan. - He was fucked. - Enter Sam and Nate. - But fucks it. - It thinks Lupe is better than Kanye. - Yeah. - Yeah, you do. You did until I took you to that fucking concert. Yes or no? Yes or no? - I'm just a mortal fan. - Yes or no? Yes or no? - I love both. - Gardog. Gardog. - Gardog. He loves Lupe. - Backpack rap. - I love Lupe. I love Lupe. He's one of my goals. But Kanye is the best. I was about to make it at my best. They Kanye is better than Beatles. - Nice mic drop. (laughing) - Sick mic drop. (laughing) Kanye is better than Beatles. You got a better argument than you two over Mattel. - That was the second argument. - You two over Mattel. - He's the most insane argument. - Look, I'll take that one. - That's literally like the most to kill. - I was riding high from November rain. Don't like Metallica. - I don't hear it. - And then, not that much. Like I don't rise. (laughing) - Who's a girl now screaming about us? - Who's a girl now? I'm saying it. - Who's going down dude? - I had a screaming and crying last time. - Come on man. - The horse. - You screamed and cried last time about Metallica. - I picked a horse. - I went to bed like a man. I said I'll let the little boys handle this. - I backed a bad horse. I always liked it. - You two. - You two is probably better than Metallica. We one track by track. - What the fuck. - That I backed a bad horse. - How cute is this? I literally saved you on the beach. I literally pulled you off that beach. - It's nothing like that. (laughing) - For action. - By the way, if you think we have teams, if you don't think I'm just sitting back and enjoying this. (laughing) - I mean, I understand the truth. Is anybody saying November rain over at the same end? Is it full? - And public, boys. - I mean, I think the entire world will go. - I feel like the edge is full. - All the time, the field's dressed in a crowd. (laughing) - A lot of times fools are fucking retards. (laughing) And get pushed onto the ground, and everyone goes shut up, fool. (laughing) - My argument was-- - Remember when Mariano Rivera ran out to November rain? - Oh, no. - No, no, no, no. - That's right. - Remember when-- - Guys, I can't believe you're trying this. - I can't believe you're trying this. - Try to say this thing. - Here you go. (laughing) - Remember when Virginia Tech, when they run out of tunnel, you're not the entire 100,000 stadium jumpsup. - Say you have eight minutes. - You know what I like about November rain? - You know something, I like-- (singing) - I swear to God, it doesn't come close. (laughing) - It comes pretty close. After a goal. - After a goal and how to-- - That's a cool application for a song to pop the crowd up. It's great. - But as a great song, 'cause you can pop up the crowd. - It's almost like the goal. - You can listen to it in your car while you're driving. You can do all kinds of stuff. That's one specific thing for a song to be used for. November rain, so many different kinds. - How come the musicians agreed? - They were led, by the way. - How come the musicians that we will not name? - Two out of one. - Two for one. - Two for one. Nate, first time listener. - November rain blew him away. - He didn't choose. - Yes, he did. - I mean, if we put on an inner samman for the first time ever, he heard a million times already. It would have blown his fucking mind. - I don't think it did. - He would have been literally one of the Russians taking his uniform off and being on someone's shoulders going, "Guys, people like different stuff. Nate doesn't like that." - People like different stuff. - People like different stuff is the end of the argument. - Yeah, that's where it went. - That we can agree that. - That was a college as a better comic. - Then you said, "Age is a better guitarist." - Yeah, and I immediately took that disgusting. - That was a Hail Mary. I was really, I was, you didn't take it back. You guys were like, "I told you about something else." - What about Britney Spears and Carlos Santanza? What the fuck are you guys talking about? - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. - I said the edge one, I did a compilation. And the mid thing went, "Fuck, this sucks." Took it back immediately. You went, "They're better because more people listen to it." I said, "Whoa, Bill," I said, "Now I got 'em where I want 'em." I said, "Bill, that's the peel of the throat." - That's how you're losing this argument. - I can't believe you're losing this argument. - He was. - You're losing a YouTube versus Metallica argument. - I'm not. - But by his own logic, YouTube is technically better because they have more records or whatever. - They have more records. - It's literally hard to lose this argument. - I know. - YouTube is the whole world. - While it's played here, it's hard to break. And he would admit, I admit it when I'm wrong. I go, "Some may argue why climb the highest mountain." - Why does YouTube beat Metallica? Not because it is easy. - Why argue that you too sad a Metallica? - It's not a good one. It was Sabbath. It was Sabbath. It was Sabbath. - You wouldn't have an argument with Sabbath. We would agree with that. - Yeah, yeah, true. - We're not guys that go, "Yo, would you remember Coldplay?" They're better than Metallica. - You said Coldplay does rock. - Coldplay does rock. They rock. - But YouTube, come on. - And they're saving. - I said, "If we were going to things, "If we were going by, they're more popular "and they sell my records." - We were just going by what's better. - That's not the only thing. - His argument was that it was not the only thing that was better than Carlos Santana. - He takes it back. - Hold on, you take it back. - Take it back. - You said Coldplay. - Don't worry about the sound. - Coldplay. - You're just better than Carlos Santana. - Britney Spears by the car. - You said that last night. - Brother, like a woman, you said. - I was like, "Like a woman, you look at me." - Yeah, I fucking lie. - Like a woman, you look at me. - You were like, "Edge is better than Kirk Hammett." I was like, "Dude, that's just not true. "I put you in the dirt on that." And then you were like, "What about, uh. " - You're out of your mind. - You said you started darting around. - Not true. I looked at everyone. Fuck, this guy sucks. This guy sucks. And then I said, the whole thing, my whole argument was like, "You were basically on a peeled authority." And I said, "Build authority." - You were saying you too. They're the most a peeled authority band in the fucking world. - I was screwed. - They were on everybody's side. - They were making red afterwards. They were money laundering on everybody's side. - The whole way I was saying is musically, I was like, "They're better musicians than Mattelk." - They're not. - And I died on that hill. 'Cause I fucking bono against fucking a head field. You think bono's a better singer than head field. - Well, it depends on who has more range. - Yeah. - Now you get, I'm a head field. - Like, I guess. - You know this. - Master, master. Sleeper. - He does. - He does. - Literally does. - He does. - And then he said, "Ege over fucking half." - And I immediately laugh and discuss that. - Discuss that. - As soon as I saw a compilation. You said, "And thinking Britney Spears "are better than Carlos Santana." - I did not. - You got to live with that. - You were trying to get it well. Yes, by those metrics, I believe. - You got to walk that back. - You got to take this out. - Okay. - I'll take it myel. - I'll take it myel. - You have to take that out. - I'll answer. - The reason. - But the reason. - The reason it got to there. - Because I said, "Dude, they're just better. "It's not even a competition." And you guys are like, "But why?" - "But why?" - I was like, "They're starting." - Bill, you said they're better than Carlos Santana. - I was getting double-team card. Revoat. - No, you can't. - Revoat. - Revoat. - Also, in the middle of the double-team, you were taking. You'll comment it was a wild card too. - Yeah. - Okay. - You just hop in and scream. - I always do. - I was going to be like that. - I know. -You were arguing-- -I don't know. -You were arguing-- I'm kind of embarrassed. Just so you know, you were arguing alone against no one. -Now, I wasn't part of this conversation. -You were sitting at the bar. You were sitting at the bar. You would look over with your white eyes and your red face, and you would go, "Yeah, yeah." We'd go, "Holy shit, I forgot. Chris was here." -Who is the different conversation? -I know you were having your own conversation. -It was a different conversation. -I support you. -Don't be so serious. -You were having your own battle. -This is a misrepresentation. -I'm kind of having your own battle. And you always do this anytime I talk about prints. You hijack it, and you take it too far. -I didn't take it too far. -Any time I just-- -I said there was 2,000 artists that I could have ever better than prints. -That's taking it too far. -Yeah, that's correct. -That's fine. -And I began today. -I started the year 2015. -I was working through the top 1,000 from 2009. -All I said was prints is not top 10. And then my only ally in the argument is always you, and you jump in, and you say he's not top 2,000. Then I got to go, "Fuck." -Now I got to ride with this guy. He's like, "CREED better than prints." And I got to go. -Am I wrong? -CREED fucking banks. -Three 11. -Better than prints, and I got to go. -And I got to go. -You've had to fight too many times. -I know the battle. I've listened to every single piece of songs now. -It's curved. -I've had this battle that many times. -I know. But that makes you gun shy. You know what I mean? That's why you'll say he's outside the top 10, and I'm telling you-- -That's outside the top 10. -It's worse than that. -You think he's not top 2,000? -I don't think so. -Matchbox 20-year prints. -Okay. -It's easy, matchbox 20-year prints. -This is where we're wrong. You're wrong about that. -I have. -Because prints is better than matchbox 20. -By what metric? -Every single possible metric. -No. -There's not one metric. -Hit songs? -Yes. -You think prints has-- -Yes, we could look at billboards. -It's top hit songs. -Well, now we're back to the popularity thing. -Well, you just said hit songs. -No, see what happens. -You just don't get a first answer. They start dancing around. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. -I'm out for one second. -Call time out. -You literally just said hit songs. -Yeah, yeah. -And then I said, "Can you take me out of that hit songs?" -This. -And you said, "Now you're bringing up hit songs." -No, no, that's not what I said. -Okay, let's do it again. -I was saying hit songs. I'm talking about hit songs. -Hit songs that they've made that you genuinely love listening to. -That's the definition of a hit song. -Yeah, like a Matchbox 20, I think, has hit songs that you would play and make. -A hit song. -Yeah. -So a popular song. That's what a hit song is. -I guess. I didn't mean it that way. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it in a billboard-topping bangers or something. -No, but a hit song. -Yeah, we're going to do it. -We're going to strike. -We're going to do it again. -Oh, shit. -But that's fine. We play a couple of seconds. -Yeah. -But I love that. I love that argument. Name a hit song. You mean it like a billboard-topping? No. You're bringing up hit songs. -No, no. -You mean bangers by bangers. So it's-- -Push you around. -I want to push you. What other-- -Oh. -Yeah. -Santana and Matchbox 20. -That lap was nasty. -Rob Thomas. -Rob Thomas. -Yeah. -Rob Thomas. -Rob Thomas. -Yeah. -I met him on time, backstage. -Did you hear that? -I stuck backstage. -I actually-- -I'm a big game of love, fan, too. -Oh, so Rob Thomas looked like the guy who cuts the guy's dick off in Game of Thrones. -He does look exactly like that. -That's exactly like that. -Yeah. -And Spud. -Spud, Rob Thomas and the guy who cuts the guy's dick off in Game of Thrones. -I feel he looks more like Game of Thrones. -Different stages of their lives. -You know that guy's had an incredibly brutal life. -Rob Thomas. -Rob Thomas had like the worst life ever. -You can hear it in his music. -Yeah. -He's really a fuck. -You had a very fucked up horrible tear. -More than I can hear it in the press. -Yeah. -I think he had a terrible horrible homie. And then he started a band that never worked out for a long time. It's just like, "Hey, guys, get a tough time." -I know. -I was listening to what I was talking about. -He was sexual deviant. -He said sexual deviant. -No, he just had it. If you read his home life, it's like an unbelievably horrible story. -I tried to start a band and it didn't go so good. -I think he got fucked by a manager. He just had hardship after hardship. -Rob Thomas. -Rob Thomas. -Yeah. -He's talking about Rob Thomas. -Rob Thomas isn't a sexual deviant. -You don't know that? -Rob Thomas is a sexual deviant. -I don't know. -He's trying to keep the conversation. -He listens to this podcast. -I never said it. -Kristen Connor called you. -And I'm the only one defending him against Prince. -You say? -So what do you think he's gonna make? -Rob Thomas would be like, "Dude, Prince is better." -He has to say that. -And I'm not a sexual deviant. -I didn't cut the guy to go off in the game. -It's probably better. -It was good. I love a good sport, though. -That was good sport. -Nothing fires me. -It was fun. -People would seem to get mad at me every time. -It's fun. -I delight. -It's fun. -I love it. I love seeing guys get going like that. -I entered the argument last night, laughing. I was having a good time and then I got sucked into it. -I knew I was having a good time. -It took me an hour and a half to get the flames. -It took me a half to get the flames. -You were caffeinated. -I knew. -I was joking. -Next thing I knew. -I was joking. -I knew. -I knew. -I was joking. Conversation kept going on. -Next thing I knew. I was just like, "You too. I love you too." -Yeah. -I was going to sleep like, "How did that happen to me?" I told myself it wouldn't work. -I got sucked into it. -I know. -I know. -Huh? -Text the group chat. -Yeah. -No more arguing. -Shains than us. -I love you. -He's inevitable. -If you're on beat trip, there's going to be a blowout argument. -No. -That was nowhere near a sand. -No, that was there a sand man. -Yes, that was there a sand man. -Oh, Connor almost got physical in that one. -Oh, give it to not almost scared my dad. -I didn't scare you. -I didn't scare you. -He was scared when he got there. -Bored him maybe, but I didn't scare him. -I remember him going, "I filmed it." -I have. -You were domineering. -I'll use couch. -No, wasn't it on the other side of the counter? -You walked over. I remember everything from last year. -I do remember that. -I do remember. -And you know that I remember him. -I remember him. -You stood over and you were like, "I'll give him five." -I said that from the other side of this counter. -No, no. -You walked over. -When I said that, "I don't care who your uncle is," or whatever. -No, I remember. -But real quick, it kept going, "My uncle works for Haliburton." -No, my uncle doesn't wear for Haliburton. -I don't know. -No, the owner's house. -The space was talking about. -I think the Haliburton came up. -The space was talking about Haliburton, how they get oil out of the ground. I will say those homes. -No, nothing new with the sand argument. -Yes, those humps that were. -This fucking Haliburton shit they were bringing up. -The humps that were giving us are umbrellas. -Yes. -I don't know how to water on that pole. -They're digging deep. -Down to what do you think? -What was the argument with the sand? -Compacted sand. -Yes. -If you pour water on sand, does it get. -Straw padded weaker. -I'll say. -Oh, well, once it dries. -Here's a part of the argument. -Here's a part of the argument you're missing. -They're wrong. -They're wrong. -Here's part of the argument that you're missing with the sand argument. -Chris was filling up a single bottle of water. -Yes. -I'm pouring it down. -No, no, no, no. -You're filling up a single bottle of water. -No, no, no, no, no. -No, no, no, no, no, no. -That's true. -I was saying, Chris. -I remember everything. -What? -How do you build a wet sand castle? -What do you mean? -We do a drippy castle. That's way different than just a pile of dry sand. -It's the same thing. There's just water in it. -So it doesn't absorb. -It just holds water. It's trapped between it. -Pretty much. It's like one of the smallest fucking. -It's like rock. -No one said it absorbed. -Chris. -Does it hold together better? -Yeah, for sure. -Yeah. -Chris, can I ask you something? -It's pretty simple. -That's pretty simple. -You pour water on sand. What happens to it? -It does go here. -Yes. -Not rocket science. And I had to have this battle for fucking five hours. -The Halliburton comes up. -Yeah. -You're telling me you were not filling up water in a water bottle. -It was a bigger water bottle. -It was bigger. -And then when this went down the pole, all the water fucking expanded the hole and pushed the hole out more. -No, no, no. -I compacted the sand with my foot and then I poured water on top of that and then I compacted it again. -Yeah, water does something to sand for sure. -Yes. -But it's not worth filling this up. -But at the where we were on the beach. -It also kept the umbrella from tipping over. -No one gives a fuck about that. -It was the umbrella. -Okay. -It was pouring water onto the beach. -No one gives a fuck about the result. -It gets that. -They just, they kept talking about the sound of beach and you can't build the foundation on sand. All this stuff that I had never was even talking about. -It was a bit so open because water does something to sand. -Not tonight. -Yes. -Yeah, but this was zero wet sand. This is pouring a slightly wet water. -No, slightly wet. -It was slightly wet. -It's not like soupy. It's not soupy sand. -I know, but you were tying. -Yeah, I was making a sand soupy. -You were saying I should put it in the water. -The bottle in the water. -Then that would have been a soupy. -The water would have been a soup prop. -This was nothing. If you walk up to that beach right now. -You would have done the same thing. If I put a big bucket of water on it, you go, it's too much water. It's soupy. -I actually stayed out of this argument. I was delighted to watch it happen. I remember when you were filling up one of these in the ocean. Now the sun, the bottle got bigger. We got a case of big waters for the first time ever. -I remember everything for beach trip on it. It was a little bit of water. -It was 20%. -It was not. -It was a 20. -20. -20. -And you guys are also changing army. You were saying water does nothing. -I didn't say that. -It's not going to help. -I never said that. -It's not going back and forth. -I never said that once. -30 minutes. -30 minutes. That's how long it will be today. You think it took 30 minutes to get to the water and back? -That's the real argument. But the situation is, we're at the top of the beach. We're at the top of too much water. We're at the top of the beach too. Powdery dry. Is it completely powdery dry? Chris is sticking one of these bottles without a doubt into the ocean, and I'm sitting next to Spud. We're down by the ocean. Spud goes, "That's not going to do anything." And I was like, "You should tell Chris, because I knew little things." That's second, he tells Chris, "We got a ball game." Now, then once, "Hey, Chris, it's my favorite moment of beach trip." Chris, with a bottle of water in the ocean that he's going to walk back up to the umbrella to pour on the base of the umbrella, he goes, "Oh, yeah, okay. Why is that?" And as soon as I saw something, I went, "Oh, we got it. We don't want it." Now, I got it. Now that you said that, because it's not going to do anything is the argument. It's a deal. Well, then. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I look at Spud. I look at Spud. I look at Spud. I say, "I'm going to leave. You guys are going to be arguing about something else in one hour." Came back. We're talking about Halliburton, building sand, building on top of the sand. I didn't bring up anything. We're arguing about where the water table is. We're arguing about it. Now, the truth is, Chris, you are right, in my opinion, this is my opinion, that would help pack the sand if you weren't pouring more than this and walking back and forth. I was surprised. Which is a giant waste of time. It's not that far. Just not that far. How far was it today? Farther. We both grow today's different. Five years ago. We know the hurricane. We know it's like that. The way the things move. It's like, now I'm filling up a thimble. I'm walking two miles back and forth. It's like, I'm going to go. Chris, Chris. Now, you're on your way. You're right. You're right. It was an office. It was a water bottle. It was checking on it. And it was pouring on it. It was pouring on it. Packed it down. It did work. Chris, you're right. If you were 20 years better than Prince. You were filling up a 15-year-old. If you were pouring it out. And it was one of these water bottles. Phil caught it before a blue way. I challenge anyone to find me a better concert moment than that. - I mean, it's historically, it's amazing. - So that puts them in my mind in the Pantheon of Rock Titans. - Yes, obviously, passed it. - Dude, in terms of like bands I could put on and be like, "Damn, these guys rock, I can listen to all their songs." You listen to Tumatalka songs, you're done for a month. - Venturey 50. - Come on, dude. - I don't know, man. They got some real- - Have a piano. - They got some good ones. - Nothing else matters. We can do the presidential fitness test right now. - I don't know for years. - I'd whoop that ass. - That's my president. - I don't run. - I don't run. - I'm talking, I'm talking. - I don't run for nothing. - Nothing with the police. - We can run. - We can swim. - We can do the last stuff. - I'm just saying, dude. I'm just saying, like, there's so much to say. - If you listen to Tumatalka, you'll never run. - Yeah. - You'll get to do that. - You'll fight, death, death, death. - You'll fight. - If I listen to you, dude, I'm sprinting like this. - I thought I'd need to answer you. - I'm going to sit in my ground in my apartment. - You got to go to school. - That video is sick and that video was the first time I sort of got to go. - Damn, it's fucking kind of rocks. That's it for me. If I'm chilling, the last thing I'm thinking about is putting on James Headfield in large. - If you're chilling in Papamatalka, it's fucking weird. - For sure. - But if you want. - That's like being like, road to my fireworks. It's fireworks. You're like, I'm not going to chill and just light off a fucking firework. - If you're beast. - Of course you're not. - Honestly, the exact correlations of the same guys who chill and put on the Tiger. - Fireworks. - I'm going to let a firework at 2.45 in the afternoon. - But when you need fireworks, that's fireworks. - I think, now we're talking about lifting, I think wraps better for lifting than the Metallica. I'm going to get pumped. I'm going to wrap. I can't listen to wrap anymore. - It's because you're like, rotted to the core with racism. - It's just like deep. - It's because don't speak anymore. - As a you. - Till I collapse. - Huh? - On the lift and playlist. - You're not doing till I collapse? - No. - Come on. - A lot of real slim guy. - Come on, dude. - No. - Till I collapse. - You keep doing. - I'm not doing anything. - He is doing PA. - That works. - That works. - We're wrapping up here. - That works. We're wrapping up here. - Probably 24 or 25 hours. I was just like, man. - When were you benching 315? You were trying to get off the floor? - No. - I would say three years ago, maybe. - You did the PA's first. I was fine with that. - I'm just here. - You're USDF. - No chips on this. - No chips on this. - No chips on this. - No chips on this. - The only reason I did it. That was a good one. The only reason I left is for Oklahoma drills. - We'll do Oklahoma drills and that's the fitness test. - Come on. - You do a band with this wide and go, I could beat you. I could beat you with that. It's like, cool. What? - I'm talking, let's run the game. Let's do the Olympics. - I'm running the game. - I'm talking about, let's go fucking crazy. Let's spread it out. Let's go. - Let's go crazy. - You have, dude. - Prince. - You're talking to me right now. You have someone who's so on your ass and you have no idea. - I mean, horse is like the Russian and rock you right now. Just came third place in a bodybuilding competition. - That's right. - That's your true enemy. - Not man. - We built them. We built them. We built each other up. I'm not like C.I. - He's a part. - He burned me on the beach. - All she's done a bodybuilding. - All she's done a manbuilding. - He's ready. - And I'll still be on the beach. - I know. That's crazy. - Hello. - You threw the PAs. I didn't throw any PAs. - You did throw PAs first. You started. - The 315 bench when you're losing an argument. - What? - That bad. - It's crazy. - You lost that argument. So bad. - What? - Dude, you blew it, dude. It was Metallica versus U2. And I heard you losing it. Chris, I heard Chris jumped in screaming. I called him downstairs and said, "What the fuck is going on?" - You went to sleep. - Yeah. - You were treated. - No, I was treated on upstairs. - You were treated on upstairs. - I don't ever hit me again. - Don't hug me. - That's why I say I'm going to join man. We're going to literally shave your head. We're going to fucking humiliate you. - I'll fucking kill myself. - You will. You will. If don't, make me join man. It will make you die. - Go ahead. - I went upstairs. And I laid down. Nice thing. And I heard screaming downstairs. And I was like, "A lot of people, it was unbelievably loud." - We're talking loudly. - Like he was screaming. - Once I heard the kiss man. - Once I heard the kiss man go from the bar to the couch. - I knew it. I was like, "Gap." - Yeah. - I had to call him off. - What's the situation? - I was like, "I would call downstairs." - Yes, you do. I could talk about her pants. - I called downstairs and go, "Yeah, what the fuck are you screaming about?" He goes, "Okay, this is what I'm saying." He's used you to a guitar forward band. And I was like, "Yeah." It's my favorite argument I've ever heard. - Yeah, I almost got you out of the room. - I almost got you out of the room. - You almost did. - You almost did. - One a.m. Someone going, "You do is not a fucking guitar forward band." - And somebody else be like, "Fuck you pussy." - That's what I love, dude. - My favorite part was genuinely pull up the compilation. I have no idea if Edge pulled another job. - I go, "Here we go, check it out." And it was just like, "Come on, Edge." And I even jumped ahead. It was like, "Fuck." - That made me laugh. I was like, "Come on, Edge." - Damn it. - Damn it. - I was just assuming I'm like, "This guy's got a shred." - I didn't realize the Edge had solo projects. - Oh, really? - Wait. (laughing) - Oh, yeah, dude. There was actually fire. - Yeah. - I listen to Edge all the time. (laughing) - You think you know me. - Dude, I should say, Edge. (laughing) Yeah, that one, that really sunk my battleship. I was like, "Comp fuck." - Who stickers? - It's just like top 10. You would think like top 10 moments. Shred, shred, shred. Dude, I pulled the first one on. It was for real. Just a triton. It was like a D chord. Like, dude, dude. I'm like, "Okay, fuck. Here we go. Hit it again." And it was just like, it was just bad. - Did he have the yellow translucent oakles on? - That's bono, bro. - That's bono, bro. I thought the Edge did that, too. - I think he just had someies. - Bono would not allow him to wear it. - Yeah. - Bono was double-fucked. - Or a hog. - Right, he'd be feeding the world. He'd be like, "Actually, that's my thing." - Yeah. - Back up. - Back up. - I just sending pictures of YouTube to the group. If you Google pictures of YouTube, you got these are literally the lamest dudes. - Yeah. - Of all time. - Coldplay, but fucks YouTube. - They've been disqualified. - They're last album. They had emojis in the title. They're last album. - I swear to God, bro. - Track for track. - Coldplay. - Track for track. - Coldplay recently. Sounds like you, too, to me. Early Coldplay. I go, "All right, I fuck with that." - Coldplay has been you, too. - No. - Do you ever listen to Coldplay's newest, newest album? - Yeah. - Every day. - I actually probably listened to the most out of anyone here. It's real funny. You listen to it. You're like, "Whoa." - What? - Pick your phone up, dudes. - No, listen to you. - The Edge. - Oh, you can't. It's only the worthy band. - It's fun. - It's magnetic to the fucking tape. - It's a magnet. - Oh, here it goes. Oh, shit. - The Edge. You were like the under armor, cold gear, like cap, like head cap. - I don't know anything about you, too. That's my problem. I argued for them, and I don't know much about them. - I honestly forgot the guitarist's name. - I don't want it for you. - They said that. - I don't think it's the edge of it. - It's just edge. - Yeah, yeah. If you say the edge, it's uncouth. - It's for your O.F. - Yeah. - Thank you. Thank you. Do you ever see this video? - Yeah. - Thank you, African Roots. - Man, I just-- - Switch gears and just get it. - Good time. - What's going on? - What's going on? - The world. There's a funny part. There's a victory. - I know. - There's no idea what's going on. - Doesn't matter. I was in the Wawa. And this fucking kid was low-born guy on Facebook, marketplace, and head up with. Can we buckle down and get serious? That's the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life. - That's nice. - What was he trying to bot you in the idea? - Pick up Trump. Yeah. - We buckled down and get serious on this. - That's also what I do. I just hit marketplace and hauling it. - What are you getting on marketplace? - Nothing. I just look at it. - He's like porn, yeah. - Dang. You got dad's jeans. - I know. - He stays on marketplace. - He's good on it. - This episode is brought to you by Bluetooth. The number one brand for better sex. Bluetooth just dropped something crazy. Bluetooth gold. - What's that to? - Well, for years, Bluetooth has made it easy for over 5 million men to get hard. But now they make it easy to get a horny too. - No way. - Oh yeah. Bluetooth gold gets your brain and body on the same page. Rather than just helping blood flow, gold combines four ingredients into one powerful tablet. 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Charleston, South Carolina, August 7th or 8th. Now. Oh yeah, it's the same weekend. It's the same weekend. August 7th or 8th. We'll find it. Here we go. August 8th, Charleston. I'm looking at the edge. Let's see the edge. Let's see this guy. Look at him. Dude. It doesn't look like a douchebag. I thought it was under armor. I said it was a cold. That's the next look. I mean, he actually just has the honest, beanie of all time. That's a problem. The edge is a fucking man. I would see him in a while. He does look sick as fuck. Back with them. Yeah, now that's good. But what do you fall into? Yeah. Fuck, I didn't know he's going to be such a beast. Yeah. Feed the world, bro. I literally don't like Bono. That's a dude. Yeah, this man did YouTube over metallic. I'm saying whatever I listen to. I swear to God, if I had to do YouTube hits like the two songs that I like versus Metallica, I would genuinely pick the you two song one. I'm still haven't found what I'm looking for. There's my only two you two songs. I know. But I like one streets have no names. Yeah, streets out. They played on the beach. You kind of stonk on the beach. Yeah, we won. One is we won. You can't listen to you two under attack. Yeah, true. It's a private matter. You can't listen to Metallica under attack. I will. You know, I don't think this is my life. Yeah. Yeah. It's literally fighting your interlocutors. Yeah, true. Going from Chris, going from sitting on the beach, blasting for whom the belt holds during a thunderstorm at night on the beach in Florida. I'm like, I'm with you like crazy. I'm with you going inside and hearing people say you two is better. I mean, what are we talking about? It's going to ruffle your feathers. What are we doing? Nate, you were out there for that. It wasn't crazy. If I was playing Sunday, bloody Sunday during that, he was saying, I was man, it's a big ass duck. I mean, realistically, I was inside the horse all night. You were in the horse. I was in the horse all night until once the sun went down, I broke out of the horse. And what did I tell you today? What? When you and I sit on the beach. And I said, I'm, I'm, I'm agon, I'm not. And I said, tonight, tonight, we leave the horse. I was in the horse. We were on the beach. I said, don't worry. We're going to get them tonight. And what did we do? I know. Can you admit? Yeah. Can you admit? Can you admit? No. I'm Odysseus in the horse. Can you admit? We got him in the horse. I built the horse. Can we burn Troy tonight? We burn Troy. Yeah. We burn. We burn. We burn. I lost on the beach. However, but I will ever. Victory. Victory made you better. Ladies and gentlemen, November rain is I would still argue that's better. That's better than brother. You almost lost, bro. You almost lost. You know, my soldiers, I must die in that horse waiting for it. You get drug into Troy. I will say, I'm bleeding. I lost. I can see it. I lost. I'm missing in the horse. I can see it. I lost. But I just think like, like dialogues like this are really important to me. Actually, like long YouTube. That's a YouTube. It's dialogue. Dialogs, dialogues like this is what the country needs. It's coming together. Hey, I know we don't agree on everything. Yeah. Doesn't mean I like you. You're a part of the hunter, man. Hunter McCotscrew. Billy's clips. Billy's mind. Yeah. For real, you're one that's your hunter by. Yeah, a lot of my kids friends will listen to some talk and I was trying to get a hand around. I'm just going to figure out what it's about. That's interesting. That's crazy. That's crazy. I know we're talking gathered down, but a pack. I never even thought of that. That's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting. Thank you. 2020. I saw a dude down here with a Trump 28 flag. That's powerful. That's literally the dumbest fucking guy alive. I mean, he's there. It's like he's more balcony to the ground. Oh man. He was there last time. Yeah. No, there's a legend. He has 2028. I don't know. He had just said, it was. It was a 250 years. Then it's thank you. It was hard on the 250 love right now. It's wild. 250 love sick. They were also there for the bicentennial too, which is sick. I do love 250 is hit. You got to put a sticker on your car. My dad put a fucking sticker on everyone's car 250. And you got to get a SOB sticker. No, it is. I might get a terrorist hunting permit on my car. I like that. South of the border. Terror's hunting. Still being Trump billed is nice. They lost all their swag. Who Trump dogs? What? Yeah. Not just like trying to get a cent of wars. It's like it. Terror's hunting permit was sick. Now he got nothing. They were they were coming off. They're finding also. You know, they should have done it. Taken a break from war. That would have helped. They've like chilled for a little bit. Maybe you could get stirred back up. If you're in the war all the time, you're like, oh, god, damn it. Here we go. Yeah. That's the great thing. That's why we had that. I mean, it's just important. It isn't important to have conversations. Open the straight, you crazy bastards. Praise be to Allah. Hit him with the fucking Tyson. Praise be to Allah. It's crazy. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah. It's Easter. What's he even talking about? It was Tyson. Tyson became Muslim for a minute. That's sick. He was fired up. Damn. I read through it. I want to eat children. Lennox Lewis jabbed him to death. Lennox destroyed him. He did. Jeffrey Kented the equation. I forgot about Lennox Lewis. That was legend. Yeah. Legend in the pub. True. True. He probably drank with the edge for real. More than likely. Yeah. Tyson's obviously Metallica. That's what that energy is. Lennox Lewis is no memory. No. But yeah, sure. Who's obviously who's better. Obviously. I'll say that. Tyson or Lennox Lewis. I think that's a good comment ground. Yeah. Yeah. But you won with just jabs. Volume. Volume. Same in attraction. Here's the third guitar solo. You guys love this, right? Excuse me. I beat my what? You know, I'm going to sit there and I'm going to look up edge guitar solo zone right now. Yeah. I'm going to just fine. I can't. You're going to have a five-minute gamble and one dude. He's I gave him like two solid minutes and I was like, you should buy his signature shraddakaster. He has a signature shraddakaster. That's real. Shout out to Marcus King for selling a professional musician. I know you brother. Shout out to him for sure. I know you brother Tom said differently. We're two, too, obviously. No. We got some Tom being included with those other three is preposterous. Okay, fair enough, but really caught him. You know that. The records are right. I knew Tom was going to say that when it comes to you. You want to know that marine for sure. Yeah. Obviously. Tom told me that's like his favorite. But he's a musical fixianado for sure. Yeah, but the guys we called are actual. Yeah, actually. It's only two verse one. Two of you won. You think that and and two of the guys were led. Best of three. That was leading. No, no, no, no. Marcus Marcus was led. The third was the third was the third was the third was literally. I hope for you. Yeah, fair, fair, fair, fair. Third is not led. Do you think the edge? Oh, it's one verse one. This is very important. We'll keep that. Do you think the edge has like a historian? Like a specific edge historian? An edgelord? No. It's Matt. That is the edge. We're going to start uploading solos to YouTube. edge lord 69. You're the king of the edge lord. You got to make a YouTube channel edge lord 69. Just start clipping. It's like. I'm a real mech. Oh, guys. This next technique does actually really kind of great. I'm in his death. Yeah. I like depth in my music. Yeah. And layers, layers, layers, depth range. Yeah. Little dissonance here and there. Love dissonance. I love dissonance. I love dissonance. I'm fucking right. I'm fucking right. There's this. That's cool. Listen to it. Fucking diesel engine. You're just like, okay, it's punching the guy in the face. Get work done. You got that diesel running. That's getting work done. It's tracked and pull. You're talking about me. That'll be easy. Punching guy in the face. No. I'm talking about telling a woman how you feel. Where? Huh? Which one does that? That's fucking you too, dude. No, I propose a jianna to kill them all. No, you're fine. No, you're fine. I did. I'm fine. Ride the light and then came on. So you fucking marry me, dude. Metallica. That's the craziest thing. - I've been to seven of their concerts. - Me too. (laughing) - This is what it's all about there. This is a beach trip, 2022. - It's just guys having fun. - It's so great. - Conversations are important. - You know what's fucked up that I was thinking about? Literally just the other day. And it's kind of like damning. I don't know if I should even unleash this. It's like not, I guess it's not what I'm saying. It's probably kind of dumb. But like, you know, people pay for testosterone, like it's like something people, it's like even women too, like get it helps. - It's watching us. - Nobody buys, like if you were to buy estrogen, what'd you say? - You're soft watching this. - Let me. - You don't say. (laughing) - No, I'm just trying to make sure, I'm trying to organize the right way. - Trying to establish things, dude. This is important, we have conversations. - Yeah, good point. This is a very important thing to talk conversation about. People do buy estrogen. - Hey, you can do this. Little bro, man, he's gonna do what he does. - You're saying you can't buy estrogen. - No, I'm saying you wouldn't buy estrogen. - You wouldn't. - You wouldn't. - You wouldn't. - Like, do you want fucking crash? - You wouldn't make people buy. - People pay good money for testosterone. - Yeah. - That's the essence of a man. - A much as a cost. - I don't know. - I don't need it. - But I'm saying people pay money for testosterone, you would pay money to get estrogen out of you. - Girls are actually paying money for testosterone. - I know, this is how I'm holding it. - That's out damning. I'm like, that's really bad. - Someone's like, guys rule, girls rule. - That's kind of scientifically proven. - Yeah. - If you were to inject estrogen, you'd have like problems. - Yeah. - I think there are dudes taking problems. - We've got problems too. - We've got problems. - Michigan plates. - Someone's had to need estrogen. - It's not a problem, it's not a problem. - It's not a problem, it's not a problem, it's not a problem. - Yeah, my two is too high, they're like, dude, you're going to do someone. - And I think some girls do, who are like, I've got ways to well, I've got my blood dead. - And they're like, dude, your tea is at. - Do you have the ways to well? - I believe they. - No, they said no tea. You need less. - You need estrogen. - High A. - We need to balance what's going on in your system. - They said you're too jacked. - They said you can't hear the death and range of you, too. - And I said, can you please play, I'm just saying, tea jack. - Yeah, yeah. - Honestly, high-team music. - Yeah. - Low-team music. - Waste well. - Waste well. - Waste well. - Or be like, for no. - He made a concert dedicated to AIDS for it. - One of them's high-team. - Get AIDS. Get AIDS is high-team. - Get AIDS is high-team. - Receiving AIDS might not be giving AIDS is high-team. - AIDS is high-team. - There's only one way to get it. - It's high-team. - It's only one way to get it. - It's gotta be where to make money off. - With any time someone proves you wrong and you go, see how I said yes, you're right on this. You haven't said that once. - It was a trap because you're like, yeah, I do. And you're like, fuck it now. I'm stuck with it. - You're not arguing about it. You're not arguing about something different now. That's what I'm saying. I was taking on machine gun fire. I never seen anyone sleep. Dude, I couldn't defend you anymore. - I couldn't defend you anymore. - I wanted to sleep on guys. - I was also, you don't even realize this. I had a third run. - I'm going crazy. - Chris is back there screaming about shit. - I'm going crazy. - I'm going crazy. - Chris is in a fucking bullpen. - Before that screaming. - That's enough. - Bill, by the table. - You just threw it up. - It's thrown out of me and like, he started the tap. What the hell? - We're talking about you doing the tap. - You're talking about me. - It's his house. - Good news. - What's the other set? - Was it out on the porch with you having a conversation about that? - We were out of that. - That was so important. - That was way after. - That was. - We were having the argument. - You said you were on the get-go. - When you guys got into this new thing. - That's okay. - I walked away from it. - I went. (laughing) - You went like this. - Yeah. (laughing) - You did. - Yeah. - I got down to. - The original argument. That was my favorite is when Tommy was making the risotto. Chris came in. You're like, you make a rush. Mushroom risotto. Tommy's goes, yeah. - And this walks away. - My favorite. That was it. Down. Look. This is one of the finest moments of mine. I like to stir it up. (laughing) - When you leaned over and talked to him, like, what are you making risotto? - I didn't say that. - I didn't say that. - I didn't say that. - Tommy. - Sure. - How are you saying? Are you making a wild mushroom risotto? - Yes. - You are. - I was telling him to do this. - And he gave me a cranky response. - Yeah. When he did that, I was behind you. And I pushed you back towards him. (laughing) Which made me very happy. I was right behind you. I was out of frame. Push in. (laughing) - I knew you were backstage. I knew you were being enthusiastic about it. I was like, it was enthusiastic. - You knew Tommy was going to be furious. - What? - He thought you were coming face to your time. - He thought your time. Yeah. Where's my dinner? - When someone's making dinner and you come in, you're making a risotto? (laughing) I don't think it's wrong. - It wasn't. - But I knew I was making it. - I was like, that's awesome. You didn't say that's awesome. - You didn't say that's awesome. You literally said, making the risotto. (laughing) And pushing you into that, made me feel very good. - Well, when I entered it in to be sent out, I thought it was awesome. - I knew you were mentality. - It was my smile before leaving. I was like, good night everybody. - I had no intention of-- - Nobody would have thought speaking down to the wildness of risotto. It's great. - I mean, it's hard, but these are conversations. We have that. - These are conversations. (laughing) - By the way, by the way, these are conversations we literally contractually have to have. (laughing) So we're doing it. (laughing) - Literally. It's very important we have these conversations. - Personally, I think it's funny. - It is. - I would like to hear this argument. You know? - Yeah. - This one. - This entire podcast. - It's a good argument. - Yeah. - I mean, it's right or left. - It has to be left. - It's not a lot of guys tell like it is like we are right now. - I agree. Totally agree. - Very important. - In the way. (laughing) - Pelican fool. - Pelican fool. - Hello. - Anyway, we're back. - Yeah. - We fired up. - I never thought. I went into it. I saw a meme that said Elliott Page was playing Achilles. - Yeah. - Right. - So right when I saw it, I was like, why is Achilles running like that? Why is Achilles acting like a pussy? - Achilles gets speared right away. And I was like. - Oh, you thought it was Achilles in the opening scene? - Literally while I was watching it, I was like, damn dude. - I think that was a terrible portrayal. - So who was Elliott Page actually playing? Just a random soldier? - Yeah. - Yeah. - It was actually truthfully. And I'm going to get called a lib for this. - I liked it. - There's Jason. - I liked Elliott Page and Hades as well. I liked it. - He's in the underworld. - Sue me. - Sue me. - His conversation. - I'll see you at court. (laughing) - Strongly powerful. - I liked it. - It was strong and powerful. - It was just enough casting controversy. Too much. Too much would have been a problem. - Yeah. - Neil, you knew a little casting conversation. - Astral World in the beginning was. - Astral World pissed me off. - That was crazy. - They literally had his neck tattoos in the fucking direction of what I saw. - How was Achilles pissed me off? - What? - I thought it was that. - Yeah. - Achilles, I was like this. - Damon looks like a analyst champ. - High-tech. - Nice. - Damon's definitely in the top. - He's fucking ripped. - He's more in the top. - It's crazy. - Yeah. - Sure. - I don't know before my own opinion about it. - Oh, I paid you too. - Hmm. - I wouldn't say that. - It is what it is. - I would say Pattinson. - We'll be on that. - Definitely Metallica. - He's Metallica. - Somebody is. - You can just claim all the guys you'd like to go to Metallica. It's just bullshit. - Yeah. - I didn't even see the movie. - That was one of the greatest things I've ever heard. - I'm gonna name something. - You tell me Metallica or you tell me Metallica. - Football. - I'll give you Metallica for that, okay. - Well, we're done. - Fair. - See you at the game. - That's fine. - Escape warning. - Metallica. - Okay, trying to think of something else that's cool as fuck. - Fishing. - Deep sea choppy. - That could go you too. - Deep sea choppy. - Deep sea choppy. - That's sorry, but here's the game. Here's what you're narrowing the dimensions. - No, this is the coolest possible. - You don't want choppy. You want choppy waters? - Bro, it's a hell of a story. - We let it tell the tale. - The coolest, dude. - You guys don't want choppy waters. - Just slide in and we'll favor us. - You guys only do. If I was deep sea fishing, that's you too, man. - Deep sea fishing too, man. If I'm on free, if I'm on choppy waters, I don't want Metallica playing at all. - Yeah, she's the only thing that's gonna save you. - I didn't say man. - Captain of the ship. I would say turn that fucking rack it off. I need a focus. - Captain of what? - The proverbial ship on choppy waters. - Yes, man. - You were the one asking me. - You were asking me about it. I'm saying, clearly, I'm, I'm, I'm piloting or captain-y. - Yeah. But you can escape warning a footballer with talent. - I would say, yeah. - For sure. - What would you say you would say? - You know what? - Yeah, obviously. - Okay. - He said the six of them. - The growth. - The growth. - The growth. - That's talent. - If you put on YouTube at the growth, they'd throw the fuck up. - No, they wouldn't, bro. If you put on a YouTube, one of YouTube's biggest hits, bro, if you put on one of the biggest hits of a girl. - At the growth of a girl. - If you, dude, there'd be ladies there. - There'd be some of them. - The girls also, pretty toss out. They could fucking, they're pretty fucking, the shit they still run out of it. - If you put on a YouTube bank, - You know what I mean? - You know what I mean? - They're gonna go, you put on enter salmon, beer hills going nuts. - You're hearing it from Shane's dad's house. - True. - But then again, you're with your kids. You're like, all right, man, that's devil music. - That's not kind of devil music, man. I'm not in that stuff. - I hear it. - Devil music. Stop for the family. - It's not gonna roll the devil's. - Metallica more so, you know? It's devil music. - Well, it's, you know, that's all. - Just bring up a good point. - I mean, this is a conversation you have to have. - We love Christ. He's bringing up a good point. - Yeah, I know. - It's important conversation. - I don't want to tap the ultimate boss, but yeah, it is. - You're saying my boss. - All right. - True. Jesus. - Jesus. - Metallica, YouTube. - Is YouTube, feed the world. Feed the world. - Lawner money. - About ways to flip the table of the world. - What do you flip the table? - That's Metallica. - Now to the cross. - Now to the cross. - Was that YouTube or Metallica? - Your sense. - I'm being honest. That's gotta be Metallica. - Yeah. - Ah. - Nothing else matters is by. - I don't know. He might not like Metallica. Jesus is like Metallica. - Jesus loves everybody. - That's what I'm saying. I can't make that up. I can't speak for real. - I think YouTube is more likely Jesus lovers than Metallica has banned. - Yeah. - I feel as Jesus lovers. - Yeah, yeah. - Like. - They're Catholic. - Not Catholics. - They're Catholic. - I think YouTube's Catholic. - No, no, no. I mean, the people that would support YouTube over Metallica. - Yeah, true. - The Crusades. - No, no, no, no. - The Crusades. Metallica or. - The majority of Catholics are old ladies. - No, they don't. - YouTube's Irish Catholic, aren't they, not? - Phyllis. The Crusades. Is that Metallica or YouTube? King Baldwin. - That's, um, yes. I don't know. That's a tough one. - The Crusades. - Not of like Metallica. - Speak your about lifting. That's my evil Christianity. - I thought the French started the Crusades. - I work out to the music by plays when that sex scene happens in Kingdom of Heaven. - Yeah, I'm talking about the actual Crusades, not the movie. - Hannibal actor. - They would have liked that crap, dude. The fucking medieval, fucking priests were like, - Dude, they heard it. - They would have thought they went to heaven. - Metallica, dude? - Yes. - This is devil music. - No. - Boom, boom, boom, boom. - They started calling it devil music because they wouldn't give people a cut of their stuff. They said, "Oh, this is for the devil, guys. Don't listen to this." - Dude, it's literally metal is, metal is, if you were to pick, okay. - You'd have picked the official music for devil worshiping. It would be metal. - Yeah, but I don't think Metallica is really metal. - They're not even really metal. - They're just rock. - They're soft metal. - Soft metal. - It's soft metal. - It's soft metal. - King Baldwin. - Metallica YouTube. - I don't know. I'm just a leper that conquered Jerusalem. - Yeah, that's what that's what Metallica is. - It's a Metallica. - I'm just saying, I don't know if you were a medieval mind, I think would have been like, what the fuck is this? I'm not even able to pretend to understand grasping, getting into a medieval mind. - I've been reading about that medieval mind. - I can't even pretend to get into it. - Who wrote it? - What do you say? - Who wrote it? - Who wrote what? - The medieval mind. - No, no, it's not what I'm saying. I've been reading books by the medieval mind. - Who wrote it? - Huh? - Who wrote it? - The books. - Fuck, what's the guy's name? - Who wrote it? - I don't have to put it in my room right there. I can grab it. - But get it. - Fuck it right now. (laughing) I have full control over you. Look at how I command you. Ben to my will, Metallica. (laughing) - Oh yeah, don't worry about that. - Don't worry about that. Don't you worry about that. - Yes. - I've been in the horse for way too a long time. - When she's brothers. - That you do? - Yeah, you do, he's actually a Catholic. - And I bet once they got down and were fighting in Jerusalem. - Charles Taylor, he's like a race. - Good boy, put that on table. - It's a good boy. - I'd say what does man? - It's bad. - Thick boy. - Charles Taylor. - Sounds like a Protestant. - Secular age, you could be. - Sounds like a Proudie. - But yeah, he's talking about the medieval mind. Very porous. Whereas we're kind of buffered. - I'm eating a book on Vax's right now, honestly. - I'm eating a book on Vax's. - How's that going? - Pretty good. - Nice shit. - What did he say? - No, what I did, that was good. - I'm pretty good. (laughing) - Suzanne Hock, pretty much good. - She's on Rogan. - I read it and had audio book going at the same time and it was fucking awesome. You ever do that? - No, but I heard that it's sweet. - Can I ask you, - Really trying to fucking pay attention? - All you're reading. - Yes, it's awesome. - It's like you're in school with your English teacher. - That is kind of nice. - Hock. - What's there put it on like three times speed to see if you can read it? - I can't. - The fucking bothers me. - I read it. - No, while you're reading. - Two times speed. - So you're like trying to get the pace up with it. - I was at like two times. - Appreciate that. - It's a pace car. - Yeah, I appreciate that. - It breaks me up. - It's too fast. - Yeah, the rhythm's up. - What's the prostate hooks? I saw you gave a. - Oh, it's completely made the prostate test. They fucking made it up and the dude who made up the test was like, "Please stop doing this to people." - They're really? - To check prostate cancer. - Oh, it's what people's butts. Dude, they go up your head. - It keeps people cancer, doesn't it? - That's why they're like really, they don't like doing it. - It's fucking annihilated. - The prostate test gives you cancer. - That's why I say cancer. - You too. (laughing) - I made up to this one. - This one on this one. - Cancer is Metallica. - There's like a number. - Yes. - And there's a lot of negative things. - Age, you too. - You too. (laughing) - There's a lot of negative things that are also. - That's true. - I'm the family doctor. - Being the family doctor? - You too. - You have a family doctor. - That's you too. - Giving them stuff I find on the internet, Metallica. - That's what that's all I'm gonna get though. - No, Ajax is the only Metallica dude. - Ajax is the water pooled on you, on your way to your fucking Wawa interview. - Metallica. - Throw in a metal baseball bag. - Ajax is Metallica. - Ajax is Metallica. - You've done so much Metallica shit. - You're way more Metallica than you too. - I was just arguing, I hate to admit this. - I'm more you too. - Then Metallica made it. - I'm more you too. - Reverse. - How do you feel like you're even more you too. - I'm a big soft gay guy. - No, you're a cool guy. - She's for compliments, bro. - How? - That's how you do. (laughing) - That's girl stuff. - Dude, dude, no, I'm not just hyping you. You're more Metallica. - I wish I was more Metallica. - He's animal, he's animal is you too. - Unfortunately it is. - He's essence. - Yes, he's essence is you too. - My demons are Metallica. - Your demons are fucking. - When you're smashing all the models, that's Metallica. That's not you too. - You're definitely you. - Slame of the dishwasher, never to Metallica. - Never to you too. It's always too. - Yeah, it's Metallica. - Slame of the dishwasher. - Smash of the top row. - You can't listen to Metallica because you will Hulk out. - I will say smashing a glass, smashing a glass. - No badder. - Taller Hulk. - Your dishwasher is the best feeling in all of it, dude. - No badder. - Punching holes in the wall. - That's Metallica. - That's Metallica, that's Metallica. - True, fuck. - You're on the path. - I mean, just put on, kill them all. - I don't, I don't like metal. - Dude, you're wearing metal. - It's not metal. - He's already playing in your head. - You're already playing in your head. - Look, you and me are different. - I wish. - You're sprinting, dude. - I am you, too. - You are metal. - I want you. - With you. - With you, too. - We both wish. - That's true. - You're not looking at me. - Tiger can't deny it. - That's true. - I know what I am. - You skateboarded. - True. Still do. (laughs) - That's metal. - That's metal. - No, I will say. - Yeah. - I'm trying to scooter to the gym. You too. (laughs) - Knock on the gym. Metallica. (laughs) - I'm like my bicycle, which is that's you too. - Crying about school too. - You too. - Now, crashing your bicycle, fighting a dog, bleeding about the gym. - Metallica. (laughs) - You're pretending to be you too. You keep being metal. (laughs) - I'm trying to keep a lid on it as Mattalka. - I got it. - White knock limit. - Mattalka. - You are literally Mattalka. - Oh, it's not real. - You are a complete knock. - You are real. - Shit, shit, shit, shit. - Watch Mattalka, Dr. Manor, you're fucking love. - I'll check out rules there. - Did you guys see, that was the ultimate Trojan Rose into my sci-fi now? I'm like, do Mattalka rules? - You were literally swimming. I was standing next to Millie on the beach. - It was, it gave me the whole plan. - It was a disease in Agamend, I like stood, I went. - I was looking at all the driftwood, so we could build a horse. - I said, don't worry tonight, we're gonna get 'em. - You win, that's, it's completely done, they got me. I can't deny it. That was like the fifth to mention, I don't know what the argument I'm talking about. - It's 5D chess, I'm done. - I did. - I tried to give myself up, I did it, man. Unfortunately, I am in deep down of my core gayness, you do, but I wish I was Mattalka. - You're Mattalka, bro. - Gardon's Mattalka, dude. Gardon, yeah, Nate, you too. - Nate's you too, all day. - Me too, bro. There's nothing we do about it, we got a good heart. - All right, man. - I wish I didn't do that, I wish I was sick, and I wish I was evil, I'm not a comment. - Mattalka. - Possibly the most Mattalka. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - These are like B.M., that might be M. And actually might be him. Have we seen them? I mean, these are put all the rumors are asked to be swam. This is where we're going to swim. He's swam. All you do swim. He hates when. Yeah. Dude, he's so far out. He's really. I'll bring you about a year push you. He's ran out further than everyone else's song. He's trying to ride the wind. He's crazy. He's so. You too. You're Metallica. You might be the most. I'm not the most. I'm easily. I'm matchbox. I'm are made him. No, you're you too. You're definitely more you to them. Tigers in the cage. Tiger gets out of the cage. I'm a talker. I don't think Tigers in the cage. You've heard me for. I think Tigers in the cage. Yeah. Tigers out of the cage. Yeah. Tiger. Stevie and Reggie. You too. That's you too. Four to five pound dog. Jackson's with down. That's so metallic. It's all Jackson hears. If you see a video, kid on the bed, slapping his chest to the drums. Oh my god. I wish I can find. I'll try to find a boy. He's falling on a YouTube source. Most of the thing you've ever done. It's embarrassing. But I know who I am. I'm a gay YouTube man. That's crazy. A comment. I'm right there with you, I'm it. You are the most metallic. That's true. You're demon. Yeah. I want to run sunlight on my face. What? You sound like an actual demon. I want sunlight on my face. You're a demon. I'm actually going to be scared to sleep here with you. That's crazy. You in this house spooks me out. God knows me and breaking my reach. Begging us to eat. We never ate. Oh, yeah. Well, you were begging us to pause. No, that was a king of the positive. He kept like falling down the ocean. Be like, oh my god. Are you guys going to get me? Remember when you did that to me twice. You did that to me twice. Obviously, if you drown, we're in big, big trouble. Nobody will believe us. But who knows what happened? Anyway, we're going to find out what you're looking up, Bill. I'm trying to find this video. Denying it's crazy. Yeah, I wish I was Metallica. Honestly, if we all voted if you're Metallica, are you talking? What would you honestly say? You are Metallica. What would you say about Chris? Metallica. Yeah. Now what would you say about Billy? Metallica, you too. Well, he's very he's been you two to me. Nice soft guy. He's you two to me, but yeah, I don't think there's a Metallica in there. No, but I don't think there's like a real evil boiling on the surface. I think it's he tries to be tough guy. He's got a rough outer shell because of the way he's raised. Totally a bit of a crustacean. He's a lobster. Nothing under his soft underneath. See, this is just the kind of thing that brings the Metallica out. You're conjuring a Metallica. He's loved to see it. He's trying to think he has it. Try some of the Metallica. This is a witchy's brew. No, but God knows a freak God dogs a little metallic. Yeah, Gerdo gives him a towel. Okay. Give him a cup of whiskey. He's like, we should show to me cocks. Yeah. Yeah, you're a Metallica man. Guys, it's a sweet man. Unfortunate for you, too, bro. Tell me you do. What do you do? How are you two? How are you not Metallica? I'm gay all the time. Yeah, you get a Metallica in you. I need this. I don't think you've ever seen it. I've seen it. I've been on the receiver. I've been on the receiver again of a couple solos. The bells told for me. We should just say we're all Metallica. Obviously, we're all. Bill, you're Metallica. Change the trying to get someone to say he's Metallica. He's Metallica. You're a Metallica. You're a Metallica. I said you me and Nate or you too. Yeah, I'm obviously a Metallica. You're not at all. You're one of the nicest guys I know. You're sweet heart. Thanks. Yeah. I'm stripping, bro. I need to kiss your stomach like the album. You know that's you too. That's you too. I'm sure my whole life is to get to you too. That's what makes you the most. Non-stop. Trying like hell, crazy. It's Metallica. Everyday I go. I'm you too. I don't know how everyone treats me like a Metallica. That's the difference. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. It's playing you too. Am I taking crazy people? I'm saying this over and over again. You too. Oh, there's a little kid on a bed singing that and then one of the drums kick and he slaps his fucking job. We took it to the limit. We took it today at the beach. We took it to the little or is Beezer. Beezer comes down. You think you could summon him? You're gonna enjoy it. Yes. Summon him. Tax that. Beezer. Beezer. He's not gonna like it. Yeah. He's out on the he's out. He's out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's not gonna like the positive. Chat BZT. Watch the video. Yeah. He might be on the sound barrier. He's been stealing all fucking Gardini's coat. You know what? What the fuck? It's Beez and Tommy. He's crying on the table. It's probably the most battalion. Beezer. Tommy crushing intervention right now. Yeah. That's the text book. That's complete battalion. God dang it. Well, well, what if we're getting sick stolen from him? Huh? Gardini's making his coke steal on from him. It's coke head. So he's Coca-Cola. Yeah. Yeah, he's bought a couple coca coca classics. And somebody, somebody didn't go out to the beach today. And somebody just I don't know where the cook, 12 Coca-Cola is gone. That's Metallica. That is Metallica. Question three-quarters digit. That's crazy. That is quite, I don't know who told them. Smash in the hotel room. Yeah. There are many still. The Cooks. It's not all right. You were complaining about it. You were down at the beach going goes. Somebody just told me I could go. I think Brian Drake. You got Brian's. That is Metallica. It's called Six Brian. Yeah. I think B. Drake. I haven't seen them disappear that fast. It's just alarming. Yeah. You're like, do someone drink eight minutes and get these backers out of it. He's backer. He's out of it. Him turning the side of the fucking things. Can't wait to see it. You're going to love that scene. You're going to see it. You guys so funny. I was pissed and they're kicking the dog. Oh, we never did they kick the dog with the movie. Yeah. Yeah. We never talked about it. It's a fucking honestly. Spotlight. Spotlight. Spotlight. That's you too. Spotlight. You literally that's you to the movie. Yes. Oh, you're talking about that movie. Yeah. Dude, everyone is so fucking bad. We use nothing more powerful than this stinking Catholics. Yeah. They got to stop raping kids. The hell's going on. It was like I was Catholics. They're never going to fucking turn on these pedophiles. Yeah. Fucking made this. Fuck is. They did. It's the point of the movie. The movie's made because they did. Yeah. It was bad. Nothing stops. A Catholic when they got something on their mind. The blue ball city to stop it. Yeah. So aren't you? You're boss. Yeah. I was boss. It was crazy. It was crazy. It's just. Yeah. I was. I had a high top. We rewatched it on. I came in. I was hungry. I had a couple cocktails down the beach. Came in. The boys were snuggled up watching Spotlight on Toobie, which is the funniest version of watching a movie about. Oh my god. That car. Every three seconds to commercials. AI casino commercial. Oh my god. It was bad. In the middle of people being like, how many kids are you ready to be like, are you ready to win money? They have like a fence. They're like offensive commercials. Yeah. They have one that would just be a hot car. Cheels. Big a hot cartoon lady. And then it would just be the same commercial again with just two AI generated black eyes and be like, I just want to tone of money. He's like many playing games on your phone. He's like, I want nine other things. Let's do it. Yes. Somebody get the swords. I was upstairs fighting. The shattered weapons down, dude. I was on. And I was trying to stop it. No, I was on your pants. I was pushing back. You were down. Really. You're in your frame. You're in your frame frame. I'm on that. What? You're pushing the table. He's kicking it. He's kicking it. I can't do anything to you. You do spaz. I can't do anything right. I guess you told you to. I was trying to spread it out classic. I'm running the shot. It's to the McDonald's. Jump down. You throw to me. I literally, you can see you're going to replay it. You're going to play the shot. I go like this. I pushed it back. First time I failed. I didn't go anywhere. I was like, I'm never going to solve that. Fucking shot. Some talking, something with the table. Brewing Gardini's frame. It's been a beautiful trip. It's been such a beautiful trip. Very important. I actually had such a nice trip. That was awesome. But every day I wake up, look out. I mean, look out. You see the ocean. I wait. It's so funny to wake up and see the most beautiful thing in the world and be like, God, dude, I'm scared. I'm here for a week. I'm here for like five more years. Dude, you got it. That's all funny. Guys, you guys think some of everyone's leaving. He was all there. Everyone, dude, I'm going to be here by myself. I'm sure you can eat pizza with him. I'm going to hang out to neighbors. Hello. It's like shit. Come on full. No, I'd be you. That's right. The lightning. Obviously, Mel Gibson. He's talented. He's talented. Okay. Tom Hanks. You too, for sure. Okay. You see where we're going. But you understand the concept of which one's fucking cooler. Cooler, for sure. It is. I get that it's cooler. Yeah. But it's, I mean, it's not for me. That's all. That's backwards. Could be edge, though. I'll take it. If you didn't have a brim on the edge, yeah, odd hammock. If you cut the brim on, it just happens. I'm a backwards hack guy now. Not all the time, 50, 50. Sometimes I just go, I've got to flip this backwards. If we're about to talk to you, I don't want to be in my face. I hear, you know, you know, I mess up already and he shot. Not I never want to do. Is that funny to them? They're laughing. I love his shots. He's. All right, let's do it. Bye. Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Spotify. Do it.