Ep 618 - Officer Lemaire (feat. Charles Blyzniuk & Lemaire Lee)

Wow, wow, Wes. Lucas. Well, I have Belmar rules. Yeah, Luke, you sexy as hell. Yeah, he looks good. They're back on the Belmar tree. I am. Yeah. He was, I think, I don't know. He went away. Yeah, I haven't seen him. I know. I wonder what happened to him. He's back. He's got shaved head. He just went to study. We're in a scarf doing a fucking business. Yeah, he went with the monks. Yeah, he went business with the monks. Yeah, he and Wembee went to China together. Yeah, he's like, you, you stick to basketball. I'm going to, I'm going to be the business, I'm business. Yeah, the monks will teach me the ancient wisdom. Yeah, he's right. He's like, AI, he's going to take all of your chops, all of your chops. And there's just people in a fucking convention center. Like, this is good stuff. This is good. I need this. Yeah. Anyway, hello, welcome to the podcast. Matthew's not here. We tried to do yesterday, but I couldn't get out of bed after going to the NBA finals. I mean, it was a little tired, but kind of fucked it up for everybody because now Matt's gone. And now Lamar is filling in. Lamar just, he's fired up. He just walked into the kitchen and was like, have you heard about the Lego thing? Oh, yeah, you mentioned this to me too. When he turned off, I was watching a nice, I was watching a nice hummingbird documentary. And he just turned it off, put on a Lego fucking YouTube video and then walked back outside. I was making, I was grilling sausages. I had to go check out my sausages. It's okay. He's so happy about it. Remember the good time. The fucking dopers are in a good mood today. That's great. Guard dogs just, energy is, I've never seen him this happy. I feel good. What's going on? Why are you so happy? Just Sandini today, I don't know why. It's been a while. It has been a while. Yeah, I haven't seen this side of you in forever. Yeah, well, I haven't seen you guys in a while. I miss the old guard dog. This is new grumpy guard dog. Yeah, well, but now he's going to go do it. Sometimes I do too. What do you think is going to happen tonight when you're riding high right now? I've seen how this usually goes. Yeah, I'll probably have a couple of whiskies and get mad about something. Yeah, I won't let it ruin, you know. Who do you think you're going to get mad at? What do you think is going to do? Whoever's around. Someone's going to get the best. It's a good chance. They're going to go, you're a child. I have noticed, Cardini's got better at like, right before the mean kicks in, leave it. But he's going to sense it in like that. I've seen his lady. His lady's usually the one going, dragging him out. It's so funny that like we're at the most of the other night. I watched his, his girl goes first. He's always behind her like, I have to leave. Yeah, someone's about to get punished. He could say he's just the first on the table. We should go under the table. So Misey, fill some on the Legos. All right, there's this company called Bricks and Mini Figs. And they are a Lego reseller. So they buy Legos for people when they resell them. And there's this guy, him and his dad had a big collection of Legos. And they had like a building, a store. And then the dad got sick. So they covered a cost. They like had a deal with Bricks and Mini Figs that made sure that they were retained owning the Legos. But Bricks and Mini Figs were sell them. And they just like take a portion of the sell, you know? So then the dad gets better. And they're like, all right, we want our Bricks back. And then the company's like, we actually don't have them. But they do have them. They're still on the shelves. They're like advertising on their Instagram and stuff. And they're just lying and lying. So that guy calls a YouTube guy. And then the YouTube guy does a whole investigation. And that's when it gets nuts. So why it gets nuts? This YouTube guy, he's just like trying to investigate. He's like, give back the Bricks. And the guy's like, no. He's like, all right. And then he goes through all the legal loops. So he like makes a company call that he makes a company so that the legal company will sue him. So the company is like pretty much an exact copy of the company. But he's just trying to have friends on them so that they sue him. And they won't do it. And then he makes a lottery. But he goes through all the loops. So just to make like a legal lottery. And then he sells the Mini Figs. Because he owns the figure. So he owns the figure. So he sells the figures through the lottery. And the company doesn't give the figures away. So they're criminally in trouble now. But every time he goes to the cops, the cops are like, you got to leave. You're the one causing the problem. And he's like, legally, they're stealing from me. And you guys aren't doing anything about it. And then it just, that happens for like a couple of months. And then he like tries to give up and he starts to go fund me for the guy. And then he gets arrested for doing to go fund me. And you talk because they like, you're still harassing these people. And he's not doing anything. And it turns out everybody's Mormon. The Mormon thing is the crazy thing. It's like a Mormon, like, but all the cops are Mormon. All the owners of the company are Mormon. So there's like, this is deeper than Legos. Yeah, it's deeper than Legos, bro. And this YouTube guy's figuring it all out like in real time. Like, this is like three months old. What kind of mystery is that? It's in Utah. They're all Mormons. Yeah. Yeah, it's a yeah. They're all Mormons. Yeah. I don't think I think the, it's about the Mormon mafia that is more or less taking over Legos. That's taking over Legos. Taking over Legos reselling the Mormon mafia is taking over Legos. Because a lot of other people have tried to get their Legos back. And it doesn't work with bricks and many things. Yeah, my yeah. So that's okay. So the Mormon mafia is taking her. She's just high in his room. The Mormon mafia. Mormon mafia is taking over Legos. I got to go inside and tell Shane. He goes, do you hear about the Lego thing? Yeah, I thought this, I thought it was truly like the Lego story. Dude, it's crazy. What's crazy about watching videos, man? He's getting arrested for nothing. Like, it's crazy. He's doing everything legally right. And then cops are like, Hey, man, you're fucking with our guy. So you're wrong. He brings in a lot of Lego money for the, well, I think bricks and many things gives the cops some kickbacks. You think the Lego resellers are paying off the cops? Yeah, almost definitely from this video. Based on this video, why would they pay off the cops? Because they don't want people to get their Legos back. They want to keep the profit. I don't know, man. I don't know. It's crazy. It's like Pokemon cards with Legos though. Okay. Are they valuable Legos? Yeah, it's like his collection was worth $200,000. Yeah, okay. It was like some Legos you can never get again. It's like the, just keeping like the Lego model of like the Sean John headquarter. You can't get this one anymore. You can't get the ditty style Lego anymore. Yeah, you get to see the Diddy video? No, oh, yeah. It's scary. The video made me say it out. The top one to say it, yeah. There's a new video. The video of a lady, the only thing I saw was she was giving a guy head and then he was kind of just creeping around. He was walking around in the back. Roken that shit daddy. Yeah, I'm back here. Roken that shit. I didn't see the sex. He was getting after it. She was getting punished. It was the Punisher. It wasn't the Punisher. It was somebody else, but she was getting. It was, it was the Punisher's understudy. I lost my voice. I can't punish you. Yeah, there's seen him. Yeah, his physique wasn't. Was it tough? It's tough. Yeah. A whole thing's tough. Maybe it's like hunched over. Struck into a relatively tiny dog. Yeah. Damn. Was that? Yeah. You think yeah, sex with his mom? Do I think puff head sex with his mom? Yeah, you watched it. Did you watch your dog? No. I did. I don't remember thinking that though. It's like it. They're talking about how much he's time. He's spending with his mom and how she, like, groomed my first stuff. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe you got molested by somebody. Yeah. Yeah. It's usually what leads to cracking one off in a hotel, walking around. True. Making filming it with red lights. With the punisher. Usually something happened. In his head. When he got the Punisher. It draws you to the red light bulb. Straight to the red light bulbs. You have those. What? You really love red light bulbs. You crack. What's the red light bulbs? He cracks him off like, did he, did he? He walks around in that room with the red light bulbs. We're synced up days in a park. Like we were just talking about how freaky anybody who's doing red light bulbs were yesterday. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know. The mayor was a red light bulb. It's definitely true. Oh, shit. You're a red light bulb guy. I just say it likes to turn to sun red. Yeah. It's so easy. Damn. What's going on? You can't even close the blind. It's to turn the sun red, get black out the sun. Turn the sun red. Black this sun out. I'm ready to crack one. Turn the sun red. Turn the fucking Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah. I think that's kind of a black thing, though. You guys love colored lights. I don't think so. Because I always see it at high rise apartments. That's where I see it. The most like a freaky like high rise. purple or red. Yeah. Yeah. You see that when I go ask the freaky guy. Of course, it's a purple room. Yeah. It's yours. Nothing good to go on there. They're not playing cards. No. They're not putting together a puzzle there. They're getting nasty. They're spitting roasts in a guy. They're doing something evil in there. Was it that video? Did he? Was that like freaky red like worse serial. I'm really happy with it. There was videos. You got to stop turning sorry. It kind of looks like Nate who got naked did he? It's no way. I haven't seen the video. You're looking up. You're going to there. They got me. I'm sorry. If it's me, I'm sorry. Man, to be fair to do, you know, like if you catch me like standing jerking off, I'm behind to. Yeah. Of course. I'm going to be hunched. I'm hunched no matter what. Yeah. Somebody filmed me walking in LA and I got made fun. I was in public. And that was unfortunate because me and my keeper were both wearing red gym shorts for some reason. We were wearing like matching outfits walking together. It's pretty embarrassing. You guys are going to work out. Yeah. No, we're not working. We're not working. We're going to get to we both got our haircut. We were in the same hotel and I came down. He was wearing red shorts. I was wearing we were both like, oh man, we look dumb. He guys were matching. We're in the exact same outfit. Yes. And then we went to the same place and got our haircuts. It's kind of gay. White guys. Yeah. All it all would have taken is different color shorts. We would have been fine. Yeah. White guys for a gym shorts. Black guys. Red light bulbs. Yes. Dude. White guys. I'm sorry. I'm not. Yeah. Red light bulb guys. Yeah, you are. No, we're not. I'm never. Unfortunately. Never once in a life. Wait, when? I think I'm saying 50% of the red light bulbs are represented by 13% of the popular. You guys love red light bulbs. I've owned red light bulbs two separate times in my life. But I respect this. I've never. The mayor just does the mayor things. I guess like saying every black dude's coming here putting on the Lego dot, like the Lego news. That's not you can't. The mayor is the. I'm not saying I'm not trying to this guy. You're black. You're black. It's how I would never do that to you. I'm just saying the mayor is an outlier in a bunch of different. He is an outlier. It's true. At light bulbs. And I think that's a good point. Yeah, like gamers like culture and anime. Yeah. But then you always got like the white gamer guys got like a light blue or purple light bulb going on in this. Or the LED lights. Just like order. Get a color. So you're saying that's white culture. The strip and you guys are appropriating. I do. So you're going to give us one. I'm not going to say one. We get LED lights appropriating it. And we got game chairs. Those are ours. Gamers chairs. No. Gamers are definitely us. No. No way. I'm just claiming it. I don't even know. I don't know. That big billion chairs are white guys. No, they're Asian. Asian. Gamers chairs are Asians. I wonder who was first though. Koreans. It feels like the honkies. It feels like Koreans to me. I don't know, man. I agree. Yes. Yes. They might have made the chair, but the white guy innovated it. Match sound like a knuckle. Think about how lucky. Think about the game. And brother Lee was on the devil's podcast. Oh, true. Oh, my God. Yeah. He's watching. He's going to be waiting in Philly. Tell me more about this Lego documentary, brother. Dude, I'm only on part two. I gotta get the part three. I'm waiting for part three. I think part three comes out tomorrow. Would you ever go to have you been to Utah? Yeah. I went with Matt recently. Actually, it's pretty nice. I like Utah. Utah's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Would you go back to investigate? No, you don't want to get involved. You could help him out. No, dude. This guy was getting fucked. I'm like, they would shoot me. That's how this guy was getting. Like, they would have shot me. Like through. Man, if you get killed by police brutality, and there's fucking lamar murals everywhere. This episode is brought to you by better help. Summer is a lot of fun, but it can be a lot. Summer's fun, but it can be a lot. Matt, or can be a lot. Tell me what's one thing this summer that you have a lot going on? And what did you do? Did you enjoy being that busy or did you prefer more relaxed? I tend to worry. I enjoy the business a little bit, but I would like some more relaxed. You need to relax more. Yeah. That's what I always say about you. Yeah. People ask me, they say what's it like living with a man? I said, I got it. Which the guy would fucking relax? Too much of a busy body. Yeah. I got so much going up here. You do. It's true. The police radio never turns off. True. We do have to get you a scanner. Oh, man. Actually, you would have fun with the scanner. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. You go to crimes and progress. You may feared in the city. The criminals, the bad guys would go, shit, it's lamar. Yeah. This is the leverage. He's coming. He's gonna get the leverage. You'll get low on him. Fire up. So if you're feeling overwhelmed, try better help. 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And Matt's in Fort Wayne, Indiana tonight. So go see Matt tonight. The link is in the description. I'll be in Charleston pretty soon too. If you want to go see that, thank you. Yes. Goodbye. An optimal knock is goodbye. Or you get like a mural of the view and paint you as well. He is the view. Have you ever heard his opinions? No. I'm at the view. It's the view. I've been now. I've been on the news. I've been back. Yeah. Back on the news. The guy over there. You're back on the news? Yeah. What's going on right now? They're talking they're trying to get AI wealth funds. Okay. They're trying to. Yeah. Oh, like have AI operate them rather than people. No, they're trying to have the money we would pay people we were taking from companies to put in the fund to take care of people since there's not going to be any more jobs. And there's nothing we can do to stop it. I see. Have you noticed? Everyone keeps going. There's going to be no more jobs. It's like, all right. Fucking make something else. Like, yeah, make more jobs or something like, you know, it doesn't make any sense. Well, in what way? Like I also don't think I think there's going to be jobs. Yeah. I think so too. Yeah. I was watching this doc like two days ago called how I became a apocalyptic Mr. Something like that. It was a but it was like a dude. The whole thing is just a dude interviewing people who like make AI and all of those people. He even had like the CEO's owner. They're like, yeah, we for real don't know what the fuck is happening with this. Like it's like major CEOs being like real pessimistic about it. It was of course. It wasn't a good. The point they're trying to make is I guess we're moving too fast. Like everybody's trying to be the best, but because everybody's trying to be the best, we're not being careful as like a like the whole planet. Yeah. Yeah. And this kind of I also saw a news that said people are stealthily reversing their AI decisions too. Just like they're not like publicly making a known. Yeah. But that's not it's still they're fucking still moving dangerously fast. I was I was walking around earlier today and I was thinking about you see like the Mexican guys construction crews. Yeah. Building stuff. And you know they can like 3D print the foundations of houses now. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like. There's guys going to have a lot of time on their hands. Says open up the port. I would have the porn again. Oh yeah. They're going to not be able to they're going to have to like be on site, but they don't have to build. Yeah, they're just going to jack off jack off jack off. They're just going to jack off for their jobs. I don't know how often the lads hit a fucking jack off at a site. Probably pretty in the porter party. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I keep them busy. Do you ever see the lads after work? The six pack of Modelo on the bike. Yes, you get in the truck, or in the truck actively drinking. I'm seeing the wheel so often. Just a guy driving with a fucking beer. It's on every road here and I support it. Not drinking driving. I don't support drinking and driving, but I support the lads doing it. Yeah, they seem to handle it until they don't until they fucking flip the shit. Didn't her right back on the side of the highway, taking another siesta. I'm like, you see them, like, like, like, not even like, just like, just like, Dude, there's so many videos of a Mexican guy hammered, crashing his car and people are filming me get out and they're like, what'd you do? Just lays down. Yeah, he literally doesn't, he's just good. I was, I was jerking off in the passenger seat. The driver took off. You got a crank one in the, in the police in the cop car. If you know it's going to be like, you're your last one. Yes, you got a lot to crank one in it. You got like, well, I rub it out. Actually, I rub it out. You got to come one more time, dude, you did the act. That was fucking what it the fuck's a thire up. Yeah, I don't know. We don't know. Wait, no, no, please. You just thire up and you just like tuck your meat and then you just like. I can't believe you never did thire ups. It's crazy. No, I've actually never. I fully believe him. Also, he's got those dead cast. It probably does actually. So you hit fucking thire up jackals? No, I'm not in a long time what I'm saying. What's a long time? But like, like this, like, maybe like, when do I start driving? While he drives. I'm not what I'm driving. I was just trying to think of the time frame. Probably like 25 when you, when you were 25 years old. Before then, yeah, 2225 in that area, 22 to 25, you were not using your hands and jacking off by moving back and forth, that's the movement is fucking gross. Does it feel good right now? I bet I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not jacking right now. You're not jacking. Well, you're not jacking right now. Are you mean like, I'm not jacking? I'm not jacking. Which I said, he's been jacking up for ever. Well, I'm not jacking off right now, I swear. Well, now you can't be trusted. True, you cannot be trusted, dude. I'm gonna see you walking and be like, I know he's talked in between his thighs. Dude, he's so freakable. That's the red light. You block out the lights change on him. Alexa, make the sun red. And then, yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna set fire to that house. I'm gonna burn that house to the pool houses condemned. And it's going to fall. Yeah, the house is collapsing. I saw crack in the mirror, the door is and I was like, I'm doomed. Yeah, you're one of us is going to have a house collapse and smooched. If you get smooched mid thigh, there's much better. Yeah, true. Yeah, yeah. Damn, it's really funny to get into car accident. Then a cop, sir, sir, stop. Yeah, I'm allowed to do this. Yeah, I'm going to go in there to get you out here. Blizz has been watching Midwest. Midwest safety with me. We've got some great ones. The one that the best lady getting her car attacked. That's probably my favorite. So far, it was really great. The lady at a gas station and they're like, she's got a warrant. They pull up three cars, box her in immediately. Four cops come up to the window and they're like, open the door now. And she's like, what? And they're like, I'm going to break the window. If you don't open the, it took 20 seconds of them being like, open the door to like five cops punching her car. Everyone just started wailing on this car. Like, I started stabbing the fucking tire. Being the fuck out of this lady's car. She's on meth. She's like, what? She didn't even get to, she was trying to get gas. She didn't even get to get out of the car. They like box her in immediately started wailing on her car. Yeah, you see the body cam of a guy who takes his knife out. Yeah, he just stabs the tire. She's like, why do you do this? Why are you doing this to me? She escapes, too, she gets away. She escaped in the car. Yeah, she records a lot. But then she crashes later than hides under just a person's porch. She's under there. She gets a couple, she gets a couple more. Yeah. She was awesome. Then she goes to the hospital and just really talk shit back and forth with the cop like in a really funny way. So yeah, have fun working at Costco the rest of your life. You just lost your fucking career bitch. He's like, fuck you lady. He's like, you just swallowed 15 bags of fentanyl. You shouldn't talk to anybody. So I'll talk to all the fucking spit it out whenever I want. Oh, fucking this is fine. Oh, yeah, she, yeah, he's like, he bailes $500,000. Are you going to pay that? And she's like, yeah, she was like, yeah, no problem, dude. She's just got a shit these bags out of 500 grand right there. She swallowed 15 bags of fentanyl. Yeah, the yanker out from under a porch, she just smoked. They found a crack plug with a matter of spec for that. She was awesome. Crash the car sprint through a neighborhood, hide under a porch and just go, yeah. They never get a fire. Yeah, you got to get it in before you go. Yeah, before you hit the clink. I'd be, I'd be so happy to be in the house when she did that. To be like, you see a crazy lady sprinting your backyard. Yeah, then light up a fucking crack and then have a place dog run under the porch and what do you feel like, wait, that's my sister. She's that's one crack. She's awesome. And then, and then you later inside, yeah, actually, it's not my sister. Good. Take her away. Oh, man, it's getting close to those rents, dude. Oh, yeah, true. They're back in the but like, but they are dang. That's nice. Actually was really nice to see that they're back. Yeah, they really nested us. Can you hear anything? Uh, no, I'm not sure about that. I just can't every time I see a Mexican guy from now on, I'm going to think about how bad he wants. Yeah, bad. He wants to go. I don't think anyone's close to what the mayor's up to. The mayor's the new leader in the clubhouse. I mean, he reads the most preposterous. Tyra, this possible, dude. Anything is possible. May I, may I ask a personal question? Have you thyrobed all the way to completion? Obviously, yes. He saw the way his face dropped. He knew exactly what he's done. You've thyrobed to completion. He also used to jack off on his knees. He'd sit behind his grandma's couch and see all his knees and jack off on the floor. So she wouldn't see there were stairs. Granny knows. Yeah, you're easily number one. Have, yeah, damn, uh, the boys are going wild to know. They're ready for the spurs, dude. They're trying to speed on this. Yeah, that's true. Ghosts, where's the go? Um, what's that? Oh, I think they got it this game. I think the spurs are going to win the game, too. But New York's pretty awesome. Yeah, Brunson's the fucking man. Yeah, it's unbelievable. It's already hard to the fucking man cat. I was happy for cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, really. I'm kind of came around on the nicks watching that game. I hated the feeling of it, but like, you like cat kind of like lock and win. The covers might be as great as quarters was. I mean, he had, he made it hard for Wimby. Yeah, harder than anybody did all playoffs. You make it hard for anybody. The way you read the way you were dressed. It wasn't that bad. It was just a beater. Everybody thought it was a V, a deep V. It wasn't a beater. It was a deep V. He cut the sleeves off. You see what I cut the sleeves off a deep V? Is that true? No, so I said, would you ever do that? That's actually kind of a, that's nice. No, you should start dressing like Satoio. That is, yeah, that's real. That's our V-shape. Ruben's Tio brought up the Long Tees. The Long Tees. The Super Long Tees, but not Baggy. And the Scarge. Yeah, shout out to oil. It's Tio had the drip. He did have the drip. Price still does. Yeah, that doesn't go where. Yeah, it's true. It's not it's not a dream. It's a toy or a drip. You don't lose that Born with that. Mm-hmm. I wish we had B's MZ here. I know B's MZ just breaking any time you see me just breaks a story just goes Dave Boy, they got fucking banned from heal you It's really is word on the street. Yeah, B's MZ lead. He's got to do it in the streets The smoke trap guy It's you the Philly comics you get it. Fuck yeah I always read the name of his local smoke trap, but I wrote my bike by a couple days ago one that we said look like The card after a Philly's game Bees was a man is at the game and then we're in the car and for some reason he got mad The bud man is that what it is bud bandit. There's like a bud bandit Yeah, but there's a bud bandit Billboard that it just looks like bees and we're like, you know bees. There's your billboard. He's like, yeah I don't fucking look like that guy at all Yeah, it's just like that with a hat and sunglasses Yeah He got He's Jersey I'm fucking do that. Fuck you I messed with these dearly me - I can't wait to see him just in oh you fill it off you I'm gonna get up there. See what he's up - it's probably a boners Can't wait to get to boners They haven't had a boner. It's time. Yeah, we're due Boners is nice I like seeing that really old guy at boners. Yeah, there's a really old man who He looks like a pirate he comes every day. Yeah, and And there's the guy with the dog Guinness dog. Yeah, yeah, he's got it like a purple dog He died a terrible and he makes it drink Guinness Yeah, it's pretty great the dog sits at the bar and drinks Guinness out of a bowl Fuck you, I'm gonna die here You got the bees to my left Bees on the table His Guinness bowl Yeah, I can manage in there Dude, I don't know what happens any time we're a boners. I'm trying to upside down Dying, I've seen him dead in there 20 times Every picture I've seen from there. It's like He gains 80 pounds when he get his belly stick straight out He's like a pig going back into the wild takes like three days for him to grow tusks That was where I switched the game on he was trying to watch 2010 YouTube full game and he was didn't notice Don't fuck's going on He didn't notice that it was you watched you watched a game from like oh four Fucking 20 minutes on his phone and it was a game. He was just at he just left like Eagles Titans or Eagles Falcons It was like Falcons box on the TV. Yeah He's like they're playing again They got another game today But yeah, I'm excited to go to the basketball game again. Yeah, I can't I can't keep can't keep away. Yeah every day I wake up. I go I should fucking chill And it's like I could also go to the fucking yeah There aren't you not to be really busy aren't you gonna be an NYC - I am going to New York tomorrow Dude you think I hit the entire I know Wait, you might feel you're like the the guy who sits in my mind. No Goldstein the the old guy the real You can call me anything you Yo fucking Goldstein Yeah, if I could get perfect attendance would be sick They asked I was thinking about going to the White House UFC. Oh, wow, it's a tough one. Yeah Tough one to go to I can't decide It's a tough choice It's gonna be sick as fuck Tell them a White House long and they're new long. It's like new race sick, dude Didn't they just like make it for this? Yeah, they're like still building it. I guess right a giant dome I mean, it's also if you get hit if somebody blows it up Good way to go. Yeah, then you're sure to get a mural. Yes, you'll get a mural be a crazy mural Tendent to the UFC Crazy you can write me kid rock dron. Yeah, I might not be you. Yeah, you know, loguys Like a gas station in Washington, you guys are sitting around a big podcast table Big podcast table in the sky Yeah, but yeah, if you could hit with the bazooka that It's that's how you go I died on the White House lawn watching a UFC fight got hit with a missile It might be the oh block Do you see that the one of the yeah one of the O blockings got a giant on Blockings got his hand on No disrespect shot to show That's that is the most American way to go in the White House lawn during the UFC event by bazooka. Yes, that's like. Yeah Yeah, no fucking no, the spread your dust with a flag. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not yeah, you're it's tommin I'm gonna statue outside of helium The statue of Pat Dillman running with his hair. Yeah Yeah, so that's we got that going on. I was thinking about going to the UFC and The McGregor's coming back. Yeah, I've never gotten to see a fight supposed to be locking in and focusing on work. Yeah Who's McGregor fight Max Holloway? Oh, yeah, that's gonna be awesome. Yeah, it's gonna be a banger Well, yeah, I don't know if McGregor has Rusto. Probably. Yeah, Max has been fighting Yeah, if McGregor doesn't show up, he's gonna get fucking level Yeah, that would be fun. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see. Yeah Yeah, there's too many cool things going on this summer. It's a good summer. I got a focus on the link show. Yeah Instead it's like I think I'll go to the World Cup Here you go. Oh, fuck all stargames in Philly the same week as my show sick I'll go to that instead of focusing I'll get drunk for four days at the MLB all-star game for some reason Fuck about the all-star game Let's go judge. Yeah, is he still play? Yeah, though. I think he's out right now. Yeah, he heard he broke He's a stress fracture in his rib. Yeah, I don't know anybody in baseball anymore. I think I think everybody I used to know as old now Who do you who do you know? Was Christian Yelchin? Who are Kristen Yelik or whatever? That's a crazy David's and very specific. Yeah, wow. He's great. Yeah, I'm surprised that was your guy Air and judge show Hey rice Harper. You're naming current players. Yeah, but they're like old now, right? Well, you can you can be kind of old and baseball. Okay. Yeah Justin Verland, it doesn't play anymore. I don't think so. Okay, that's the only picture I knew I think. Yeah, this is my guy Steven Straussburg. We're looking up. We're looking up some Drizdale stats Very funny because Christopher Sanchez for the Phillies would set the record for squireless Emmings for the Phillies and he was close to the all-time but the all-time is held by Fuck, I forget his name is a Dodger whatever, but second place was Drizdale from the bags on you Drizdale. Yeah, and he was One out short of tying the record. It was like 53 and 2000 record was 54 a pinch hitter from the Phillies came up He said the bags on you. Yeah Got a fucking sack fly in the fitting to ruin his record. He didn't kill that hooker. Yeah Drizdale's with his primo whore Comes downstairs the fuckers still piss A light I think they meant to say all right. They tied a light. Yeah quick break from the show for a special segment called more or less Playoff edition and it's brought to you by prize picks a preferred partner of the NBA The NBA Finals are here and legacies are on the line who's looking sharp and who's just like a pedestrian on the court Tell you what there was a pedestrian on the court And now I didn't, he took the selfie. - Yeah, it was pretty great. I watched that happen. - Yeah. - He's ran right by us. It was awesome. - Someone was like, someone was around the court and I missed it. (laughing) - No, they didn't. - The fuck? - Yeah. - He did run like the players were moving down the court too. There was just a guy running. - That's so wild. - Lamar, who do you think's looking sharp? - Dude, Kat's looking pretty sharp right now. - Yeah, Kat's looking sharp. I like that. - Yeah, I'll go more on whatever his numbers are. - Okay, yeah, you like Kat? - Wow, nice. After all that. (laughing) Please begin with your NBA finals picks. Make sure the players are playing this week. Kat, you're going with Kat. - Yeah. - What are you thinking? This is what we're thinking. For picks this week, there you go. Lamar says, Kat, more. - Yeah. - Kat more. - 14 and a half for Kat. I like that. - I go more for sure. - More. - Yeah. - What about what's Wambiaat? He's kind of due tonight. Although this will be out what tomorrow? - She. - Yeah. - He's due. - He's due. - He's due. - I do more. - More or less, which teams or players are getting too much or not enough attention? Do you think's not getting enough attention, Lamar? Kat? - Deer and Fox, he's my favorite player. - You like Deer and Fox? - I love Deer and Fox, I love the sister Kings. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Deer and Fox needs more attention. - Yeah. (laughing) - All right. - He's sort of a defense. - All right, get it on the action and make it pick. So everything points to rebounds, the dogs, three pointers of fantasy score. Before the NBA champion is crowned, PricePix is a preferred partner of the NBA. Download the app today and use code drenched to get $50 instantly in lineups when you play your first $5. That's code drenched to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5. PricePix, a preferred partner of the NBA. This is good. Lamar, what's going on with you in your life? Fill us in, man. - I'm chillin' right now. - Tryin' to do more shows. - Still chillin'. - I'm chillin' to do more shows. - I got a cop shirt. I'm gonna do more cop things. - You got a cop shirt. - You're gonna do cop things. - I'm gonna pretend to be a cop. - You're gonna impersonate an officer? - Yeah. - They're drawn in you. - I'm so blind on the internet. - You're gonna pretend to be a cop on the internet? - Not like for real. - No, I mean, but what are you gonna do? - Just like, just like some kids. I'm gonna pretend to do a house call for a guy. He's gonna be yelling at his girlfriend and I'm gonna go over there and be like, "Yo, dude, you got a chill." And then there's a ball and I'm like, "Take it in it." And he offers me a hit and we become best friends. - Nice. - Is this a sketch? What are you even talking about? - I'm just thinkin' of stuff I was gonna bring. - You know what would be a funny sketch? If you're the cop and you come in and it's a domestic dispute and then you also hit the woman. (laughing) - You go, "Well, what that bitch said?" - Square up. - Yeah, okay. - Yeah. - Spare up then. (laughing) - There you go. - Just let 'em fight. - Yeah, let 'em fight. (laughing) - What's the strong right? - I like that. Is a cop, what kind of cop shirt? Is it like just a regular, like what cop swear? - No, it's like a button-down shirt and he says cop right here. (laughing) - Oh yeah, that is what cop swear. (laughing) - Cop. - Cop. (laughing) - This is cop right over the heart. - Nate, can you hand me that officer who's hat over there? - There's a little preview, a little preview for the mayor. - Yeah, you're gonna need to, all right. That's cool, you could probably get away with that. - I'm gonna do some officer. - You're not good as a cop. - I'm gonna do some get ready with me as a cop. - Get ready with me. - Yeah. - Wow. - Thank you. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's good. (laughing) - I feel official. - I like the brim looks. (laughing) - No, no, I like it lower. - I'm gonna wear that with a little thigh rub. - Yeah. (laughing) - You're under arrest. - Show me your pussy. - For equals. (laughing) - Show me your pussy or what to shoot you. (laughing) - Can you like, show me your pussy. - Yeah. - No, that's a red light cop. - That's a red light cop for sure. (laughing) - Just red lights on the top of the car. (laughing) - Yeah. - He's already handcuffed himself. - Yeah, I see you. - Just red lights. (laughing) - I have, when cop lights are purple, you know, you ever see those? - I have. - I have. - Oh, okay. - I've never seen, wait. - Really? - I don't think that's even freaky. (laughing) - Yeah. - I'm coming to get you. There's a red light in the blue light and I think when they like, - Oh sure. - There's like the purple in the middle. - Yes. - That's when they're mixing, right? - I would imagine, yeah. - Okay. - You're seeing into like, - You're seeing the fractals. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's true. - He's so high. (laughing) - He's a cargo, a cop car. (laughing) - The purple is in the middle. - Purple cop car. - Dude, it's purple in the middle, please. - It must be for the most, yeah, it must be for the most high frequency crimes. (laughing) - With the purple police. - Yeah, I'm nice with that homeless guy. - Oh yeah. - When we were walking after Noctis, back to the ownership, this homeless guy started following us. I saw him, he was like standing in the middle of the street. - Yeah. - And then when me and Charles walked back, I just started following us. It was like, fuck. - Yeah. - And then he was like, can I get some money? And then a couple of ads showed up. And we're like, yeah, can we get a picture? And then the homeless guy who just went from me, like, can I get a, was in behind the picture? Like, (laughing) - I'm nearly changed from what police helped to. - Yeah, just like, yeah, fuck you, fuck you, yeah. (laughing) - No, I think he had a shirt. - He had a shirt. - I'd take it off. - Yeah, true. - They pop those things off, left and right. - You ever talk about this on paint? - They grew up in one of the homeless guys. - You what? - Yeah. - They like grew up in one of the homeless. - Yeah. He ran into a homeless guy. It was one of his broskies. He said, "Crowdy." (laughing) He was pretty high on my mind space, like, top eight. Like, we were always top eight. He was in the top eight. We were real close. But he started trying to be like a thug for fun. Like, yeah, I don't want to say too much about his life. - Sure. - But he had like a good upbringing and he didn't need to do that. - Man. - Thug for fun, get to, and trouble. - We could've done. - I haven't seen him since I saw him. I saw him walking with Sean. - It's here? - Down here. - Yeah, it was like Austin from like Reddit. - Whoa. - And sometimes I mean, Sean walking and he pulled up on us. And I don't think I've seen him since that day. - Yeah. (laughing) - That's awesome. - Yeah. - That is. - I haven't seen you in years, can you get me? - It's hot, dude. - Yeah. - I'm homeless. - Can you get me the most high on a table? - I have four loco. - He did get pissed because I tried to fist bump him when I saw him 'cause I still had like, you know, homeless. Like, I'm like, he was like, you not gonna shake my head? And I was like, well, now I gotta. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah. - That's it. - That's it. - He's right. I mean, you know, whatever. - I wouldn't mind bringing back the mind space top eight. - I know, that'd be cool. - Be nice to see where you stand with people. - Yeah. - Be honest. - I'd love to be an adult man mad at another adult man being like, yo, I'm not on your top eight. Maybe you got a girlfriend of the egg to like move her above your boy. - Yeah. - So you can get some pussy. (laughing) - Well, I don't remember that, but I get it. I believe you. (laughing) - Yeah. - Did you pin contacts? That's like a top eight. You're only allowed to do nine of those. - Well, on your phone. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You have pinned contacts. - I do. (laughing) - I mean, I'm gonna, this is, I haven't done it forever. - I think Andy and Nate are my, and Sean, you guys are my top eight twice. - That's nice. - No way. - That's cool. Taking up this. - Matt Soder, O'Connor, Billy McCusker, and McKeevin. - Yes. - It's a good one. - I haven't, but this is from like, I haven't done it in a couple of years. - I haven't done it in a couple of years. - Yeah, same. - Yeah. - Yeah. - This is a good podcast. I think we're doing good. - No, it's fine. - I think we can fucking did it again. We killed it again. - Well. - Y'all, I would like to know what's going on with you. Could you explain why you're so chipper? - I know, I can't explain it. And now I'm kind of worried about it. - Yeah. - I think he's been running. - You've been running. - Oh, yes. Yeah, he told me that. - Nice. - A jog earlier this week. - Yeah. - It might be that. My jog on Monday. - Yeah. - Yeah, I do residual jog. - Yeah, I'm, you know, it's nice. I feel good. - Yeah. - Residual jog. (laughing) - Yeah. I'm working off a residual jog from 2018. (laughing) - I was the last time I jogged. - It's crazy, I still feel good. Yeah. - Still got that run or something. - Hell of work out. (laughing) - I went to 10th Planet Judges today. And then I walked in and I didn't see any of my friends there. And I just like a lot of people. - Yeah, you got to leave. - You fuck it. - Yeah. - I think these guys are gonna kill me. (laughing) - I walked right back out. - Yeah, it's embarrassing. - Yeah. - You should've hit 'em with a little thigh rope. (laughing) - Somebody gets full mount. (laughing) - Here you go. - Oh my God. - I got that news for you, bro. - Yeah. - I'm not the fucking nut. (laughing) (laughing) - You think you won? - Yeah, that's like a Batman villain. - Yeah, yeah. - The thigh rope? - Well, we'll just. - It's a skunk, dude. (laughing) - Just fucking get close, don't ya? (laughing) - You feel. - Yeah. - You can't hurt me. This is actually feels better for me. (laughing) - Yeah, this is what I like. - No matter what type of Judgesy movie you put on me. - I'm gonna go. - Yeah. - God, you see that cop? - He came in his pants. (laughing) - Did you miss him first? - He stopped from shooting. - Yeah, see ya. (laughing) - A cop shirt. - So what, yeah, I don't really understand cop shirt plan. - I'm just gonna, I don't know, I'm gonna put it all and I'm gonna set my phone up and just see what happens. - Okay. - I don't know. I think it'll be great. - You know what? Speaking of this, you mentioned this a couple of weeks ago, but the food show. - Food shows. - Great. - You should wear the cop shirt and get free, free. - No, you should start stealing valorate food trucks. - There you go. - Oh, I also think a full military uniform would be awesome. - Yes. - You'd be like, I was a Navy SEAL. (laughing) - Yeah. You're like, I'm actually, I'm a dorner. (laughing) - I'm a dorner. - I'm a dorner. - I got out. Man, did they kill the fuck at him, right? - Yeah, they explode that house. - Yeah. It was like, yeah, I remember when they did that, I was like, it's kind of sad how they just obliterated. - Like fucking, yeah, it looked like they Godfather. - Yeah. - It's a toll booth. - I don't know, like you got him, fellas. - Yeah. - A limovable feast. - Yeah, you could be the new, you could dorn her out and you're a cop uniform. (laughing) - Is he the one with the, is he the, is he the Tesla guy? - No. - No. - This is California now, right? - I think he was California. - He was California. This guy, yeah, you can. - I know what he looks like. I know about his manifesto, wasn't he? - Yeah, didn't he? - Yeah, and I think he shouted out extra hell. - Yeah, he would like watch stand up a lot. - Yeah. (laughing) - Well, I'm sure, I'm sure a lot of those guys do. But, cop shirt, or, yeah, full military, and then you go to, are you gonna like go to public places? - He has no idea what, he hasn't thought of any of this. - Well, it's by cop uniform. - Yeah, where'd you get it? - Amy Shanker, she had a shirt and I was like, "Can't bite it for me." She's like, "Yeah." - That's so funny. - Yeah. - You see it? - 15 bucks. - Yeah, for a nice cop shirt. - It's nice. - Yeah. It fits good. - All right, nice. That's great, dude. - Yeah. (laughing) - Cop. - Might need to see it. - Yeah. - It's in the car. - We probably, it's in your car. - Yeah. - You haven't brought it inside yet. - Not yet. - You're saving it, just in case. - Yeah. - That's actually, that's nice to you. You can put it like in your back window, I have a cop shirt. (laughing) - He sees his cop. - If you get pulled over, you gotta put it on real fast. (laughing) - I'm gonna cover it, bro. - Yeah. - I don't know if you can tell. - I was just watching Reno9 one-way in the day and I was like, "Why don't I do that?" I was like, "It's a great way to live." - Yeah. - To watch him show, going, "I'll do the show" that I like. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, I don't need the cameras. - Or a script. - I was gonna start pretending I'm in Reno9-1-1. (laughing) - And I am Nesey Nash. - No. - This is so happy, it's very nice. The dopers, why you guys isn't such a good, do you guys hate Matt? - No. - The fuck, Matt's not here and you guys are all so happy. (laughing) - I don't know. - Does he do stuff to you guys? - No. - Oh. - That's nice. - That's great. It's been a nice couple days. - Yeah. - Great. - That's good. - Yeah. - When you guys came here yesterday, that was a low point for me. - Yeah. - I didn't even come out of my room. They came, they set up all the stuff. - I, yeah. - Just from my room, I was like, "You can't, I can't, I can't move." - But I was leaving, I was like, "You know what I'll say?" And he just went, "No!" (laughing) - It was a tough one. - 'Cause we drank fucking white claws. - Yeah. - On the white, like white claws in the van. - On the way to the games. - That's the Tommy move. - It was, yeah. Every time I drank white claws, I could. - Was it those things over? - I don't remember. - The time I got them, it was the surge. Was it the blue cans? - No, it was white claws. - It wasn't, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it wasn't. It was regular ones. - What's the surge? - It was just like eight percent white claws. - Yeah, that's stronger. - Oh God, yeah. - That's crazy that they make a version that's. (laughing) - Double the formula. - Yeah, that's evil. It's actually. - Yeah. - It's pretty much going straight to bumps. - Yes. - No one else drinking those, the surges literally being handed the bumps. - I gotta say, it's, I don't know if they're real, but I kind of like those videos where they think if they're homeless, like weapons and shit. (laughing) - It's all the machete ones, it's all on the wrap of machete. - It's a guy who goes, oh my God, thank you. I could use this. (laughing) - It's probably not the best. - Yeah. - It's probably a terrible thing. - Yeah, I wish you said, I wouldn't know what to do with this. - Yeah. - I bet he cut himself first, like real bad. - Trying to put it away. - He immediately was like swinging it. Like he was really good. He was nice with a machete, right off the bat. He had a shopping cart and the guy comes over and goes, you want 20 bucks or a gift? It was a gift. Machete, he goes, give me that 20 bucks. (laughing) - He got this 20 bucks. (laughing) - Oh, the string in the book. How did you not see that coming? - You handed me a sword. (laughing) - The bag's on you, dog. - Bag's on you. - Yeah, bag is on him. Now you're empty handed. - And dead. (laughing) - You're getting stabbed. - Yeah. - With a sword in 2026. - Yeah. Give me those meta glasses too. - Yeah, he took his glasses too. - No, but I mean, I'm sure that's a new Blair Witch. He's homeless guy. (laughing) - That's actually a good, actually, yeah. - Okay, we watched it. It looks like when the cat's, like if you put a GoPro on a cat, some of these cop videos are so good. - Oh yeah, dude. (laughing) - It runs into another guy and he's like, (laughing) - I love those cat videos. - They're great, dude. - Yeah, they were making noise. I didn't know cats could make. - Give me an example. - Like, (imitates cat) - We got a real hybrid. (imitates cat) - Smell it. (laughing) (imitates cat) - What else is going on, guys? What else is in the news? Other than the Legos and thigh jacking off. - AI. - AI, that nobody can explain why it's scary. - What else, yeah, what's the news? - No jobs, no water. - It's what I've heard about it. I don't like that. - Water's scary. - Yeah. - People's electric costs go up at the end of your nearer. - Data center. - Even your nearer nearer. - I just wanna see you. (laughing) - That's how I hate you. (laughing) - Data center's jobs. - Water. - He's hitting the jerks. And then they're giving it to robots. - The robots. - They're giving it to the robots. How do you say robots with a hard art? - They got robots working on a like manual labor jobs, like regular factory. You just like pick this up, put this down. - Shit. - They always say that though. - But I mean, like, what? - Now it's automated. - But yeah, it's like a different version. - Yeah. - Not just like the ARMS too. - We lost our factories in the '90s. We were just getting them back. Yeah, like Amazon, still technically a factory. - Yeah, at least it's a job, yeah. - Yeah. - We're gonna lose that. And they're gonna start dropping off the packages with droids. They were never gonna be outside. - They drop off the package and then they malfunction and kick you in the nuts. (laughing) - Fly away. - Fly away. (laughing) - Maybe your old camera just. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, then you get locked out 'cause it's making a face. So it doesn't, yeah. - Those drone drop off videos have to become publicly available 'cause they're gonna be some of the best videos. - Yeah. - It's old people like. (laughing) - Do you like package you dumb bird? (laughing) - Is it really that much cheaper for a drone to drop off all these things? - I think it's awesome. - Like I don't know how they're gonna-- - Oh sure, yeah. - After like five years of it, you haven't paid salaries. - Yeah, and also they're charging us for the electricity. So they're not paying for like the energy it costs to create it or use it. - To use the drone? - Yeah. They better fucking do something about that. - I know, dude. - We can't, dude. We're in the corportocracy, dude. - They sleepy-dommie, the only little one. - Oh, they sleepy-dommies up there, dude. - They sleepy-domm. - Sleepy-domm is farting and everyone's-- - I feel like he's that farting. I know he's farting, dude. (laughing) - He keeps saying it's fake, he's farting. (laughing) - Finally, we're getting to the bottom of this. - Yeah. - What are you talking about the video of the JD Vance? - There's multiple videos of Donald Trump farting. (laughing) - That's what you say, dude. - Yeah, that's what you say. - Yeah, that's funny. - You would be the perfect guy to investigate. - We're just gonna hire Decaprio and catch me if you can. - Yeah, yeah. - You're one of the best farters in the world. (laughing) Only you can detect if the president's farting. - It's true. - I think you will have to go to DC this summer. - Yeah, I might have to bring you to the White House. (laughing) - I do give you permission to catch a thigh beat in the world. - Yes. - Dude, that's why it's open air, dude. You can't smell the fart, it's an open air. - You think he put it outside, so he could fart. - I bet you sits in like a throne, like an emperor or something, away from everybody, so he could fart. (laughing) - I'm just, what? - I'm just saying what, what do you think about it? - I'm just saying, dude, he's farting. - He's farting, dude. - He's farting. - I believe you. - All right, I'm with you on this. (laughing) - I think Trump's farting. - They have to be diabolical for it. So he eats McDonald's. - Yeah, that's far too much to be crazy. (laughing) - 80 Grevin Mac McDonald's. - That's like a filet-o-fish, not even like a big one. - That's the biggest fart. (laughing) - Wow. - Well. (laughing) - Well, I think they're all farting, all right. - No, no, keep going. - Yeah, I think they're all farting. - Dude. - They're all doing it. - It's true, finally, somebody's saying it. - God, you need to run for office. (laughing) - I'm just be like, I'm the only guy not farting. (laughing) - Wow. - I, yeah, I'll fart. (laughing) - I'll tell you about it. (laughing) - Tell you what, this guy, yeah. He's actually farting. (laughing) - My opponent? - Yeah, yeah. - He's farting right now. (laughing) - Fucking stinks up here, he's been farting the whole, he's been farting the entire time. (laughing) - That's a good strategy during debate. - Yeah. - Just be like, this guy actually, he just stinks. (laughing) - It's a really good one. - Yeah, I don't know how no one's done it. - I know. - He's made debate, he's like, dude, I don't know if you guys smell that. He's been farting the whole time. It's fucking gross. And then he hit a lot of the other guy, and I'd be like, ah, sir, sir, senator. - Yeah. - I did, I've not done it. - I have not been farting. I would have called fucking doorknob. I would have called fucking safety. (laughing) - Watch your opponent melt. - Yeah, he went to fucking, you dude, did you just fart? (laughing) - It's right in the middle of a question. - People kind of spaz. It happens a lot. Like any car ride or plane ride, if you're just like, dude, you fart, people are just like, no, I did not. - You know I would fucking tell you. I would tell you if I farted. - Okay. - Yeah. - Just trying to find out who farted. (laughing) - Yeah. - The O'Connor man was in there, right? Yeah. - Is he good for not odor up? - Yes, sometimes, but the O'Connor man's a dead giveaway when it's him. - He has Trump, Trumpian Farts. (laughing) - He has Farts, he's like, oh my god. I don't know, I had one. (laughing) It was so funny. I've said before, but there was one type, me and O'Connor were living together in Queens. And I was on the couch, he was on the other side. He was like, for me to date. I farted and within one second. He was across the room and he was like, oh. (laughing) He was like, did you fart? I was like, no. (laughing) It was just me and him, I just lied to him. (laughing) I had to come clean. I was like, I can't believe that hit you. The thing launched across the room. (laughing) I was like a silent fart, you know what I was doing? - You won with the fart. - Then one second later, he was like, oh. (laughing) He was standing in the doorway. (laughing) - Man, I found, I was looking through my phone at old videos from when we lived in New York, me, Tommy and Chris. And it is really funny. - Yeah. - O'Connor, O'Connor was on one in New York, dude. - Yeah. - It was crazy. - Yes. - He would just wear like giant baggy Rocky shorts. He would wear like American flag gym shorts. (laughing) Just stand and eat and chill. (laughing) He was just hammering me. (laughing) I'd come home, they'd be playing fucking virtual video. (laughing) - He had the virtual room. - Man, that thing was just. (laughing) - Yeah. Everyone shut the fuck up. - I didn't have the focus, yeah. - Chris and Tommy, one would be in the kitchen, one would be in the living room. They'd be screaming at each other. - Like, it's fucking, get the ammo. Fuck. (laughing) Fuck. You're having a bit of fun. (laughing) - Shit, fit. Tommy was getting fucking shit, baby. (laughing) - God forbid. - God forbid. - God forbid. - God forbid people love you. (laughing) Oh, you're hammered, dude. (laughing) As soon as he left his fucking lips, I was like, oh, you're drunk, dude. - This fucking guy's asking for all of his socks. God forbid people love you. (laughing) - Oh, you're drunk. - This is 11 AM, I'm saying you're drunk, dude. (laughing) - That's crazy, you're drunk. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What else you got? You got one, Nate, come on. - Nothing, I'm excited about the game tonight. That's what the game's gonna be fun. - That's all I'm, I can't wait to watch. - I'm gonna try to give Josh order a high five. - Ooh. - Oh my God, that's my man. (laughing) - My man. - Oh my God, hitting that at the finals, court said. - It would be nice. - Yeah, I'm not court said tonight. I'm running out of money. (laughing) - I can't keep going to these days. (laughing) - This is all I got, nothing. - All right, we've done it. I think people are gonna really enjoy it. Lamar, Charles, what a treat. - Thank you. - Thank you guys. - Thank you for having me. - Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Spotify. - Do it. (gentle music)