Ep 599 - Weed Wench (feat. Nate Marshall & Lemaire Lee)

Wow, wow, Wes. All right. Let's start now. They're we're talking for knowledge. Not a subject, I don't think the sponsors like we talk about for knowledge. Class roots out. Doesn't bigger, bigger head mean bigger brain. That's what a big forehead means big brain. Yeah. That's what I thought. Big forehead means big brain. Good about the animals with big ass heads though. Little ass brain. Like which one's that draft giraffe, but it got it got that big body. It's a lot of brain. A lot of brain, just bouncing that thing through you get a better brain head size. The body ratio. You get a smart animal elephant. Elephant. Dolphin smart. So Dolphin smart. So they got low heads. I've been talking about you ever see a fucking dolphin? They're like, they're not. You ever swim with the dolphin? No, I have. Dolphins are fucking huge. Really? Yeah, I thought they were like tiny little cute things. I was terrified of it. It's like couchsacks, right? Like, yeah, dude, easily as big as this couch. I mean, I didn't get to ride on the, well, I did get to hold the fin and get pulled a little bit. But like that thing would come near me and I was like, you know, they're scared. They're like, and they're like when I watch the trainer, like constantly feeding it really fast. I'm like, oh, if you don't feed this guy, he'll probably ram me with his nose and get pissed. Yeah, dude, I thought I thought for sure we were just like, you know, you just like chill with the dolphin. It was like hanging with the dog. They are fucking scary. Yeah. And they like disappear since they can go in the water. So like you're like, where to go and it pops up. And you're like, whoa, do you know about the lady who jerked off the dolphin for science? Yeah. Oh, yeah. John Lillie's research partner. Yeah, can you imagine finding like your partner is just a jerk and go with Dolphins? She's like, it's for science. I don't think Lillie was all that's John Lillie. I don't think he was all that surprised. That guy was one of the most far out freakiezoids. Yeah. Did you ever see any John Lillie interviews? No, but I think he'd wear like a Davey Crocket hat and like sit down to talk on TV. He was that guy was fucking nuts. Yeah. He wrote a book. I forgot what the book is called, but he was, he had gotten funded by the, I think the NIH National Institute of Health. And he wrote this book and he purposely set it up so the book in the very first five chapters are like heavy scientific jargon. And then if you get through that, it's just freaky theories about dolphins and how like you should just take ketamine. What was he tricking to publishes? He just, he just like got, the NIH gave him all his money because he's respected scientists, but he was just like tripping his balls off in a sensory depth tank. And then he had to like, I guess, show something for it. And he just was like, he just came up with this like cock-and-mame theory. He's like, it kind of doesn't even make sense. But he's like, by the way, ketamine, fucking rules, dolphins are fucking sick as hell. They came through and they're like, you fucking asshole. Even like millions of dollars. And he just started, he just started partying. This career just started tanking after that. I feel like you started getting it. He was ketamine. I mean, yeah. He just, I don't, he definitely got no money from the NIH. Isn't he like a Harvard scientist who does like heroin every day? Well, that's a guy from Columbia. Columbia. Yeah. He's, that's like the drug guy. He's a black dude. He has like, I think he has Dreads. Little Dreads. But yeah, he's a guy who's like, he, my wife, you heroin, it's beautiful. It's just by fireplace. It was snored a little heroin. It's crazy. It's like, I mean, it's, it's one of those things where it's like, that's cool. It's such a weird thing to be like, no, guys, it's actually good. Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's bad for most people. Yeah. You got lucky. Yeah. Yeah. You guys have tremendous discipline. Yeah. Yeah. So I could use a little H right now for sure. That would be so nice to come off the fucking road and just have like a genuinely fire snored some H and just fall out for a little bit. Yeah. What's your honey, though? Yeah. A couple of your honey, you guys doing H together. Ooh. Ooh. Sprite. Nice and warm. Maybe that Columbia professor's right. Maybe we need Moe opiates in the country. Moe opiates. Moe opiates. Yeah. The country's fucking people are wowing out right now. Yeah. It's all the thing about the goddamn, well, first of all, before we talk about the trans maggot shooter, which, hey, well, that's terrible stuff. That's bad stuff. That's terrible stuff. It's a politically, it's an absolute puzzle. I don't think anyone knows how to handle. Yeah. Your mom's in town. We talking about that? Yeah. She's sleeping in the house with you. Yeah. What room's sleeping in? She's sleeping in Shane's bed. That was an inside joke from here. We were talking about that before the camera started showing fucking jump all over it. But no, where is she going to sleep? I'm actually going to sleep. I'm just looking at the side rooms. One of the guest beds? Yeah. Why not give her the master bed? What the hell? Oh, Shane, but she was like, uh, don't ask, just take a picture of her laying down. Take a picture of her laying down ago. Is this cool? Do you remember when you slept in Shane O'Connor's bed at our apartment? And I did that. I took a picture of me and said, well, I didn't send it to him. This might be the first he's hearing of it. Oh, yeah, but I felt like airing it out on the pot. Damn. So let me, how long ago was this probably like three years? How'd you feel sleeping in another man's bed as an adult? I have a picture. You know, I didn't. I kind of didn't mind. I was really felt like his bed was cheating. Yeah. I don't know. You know, it's not my bed. I'm pretty like special thing. Could you smell him though? No. I don't have a good nose. I got a, I got a keen nose and I slept in a guy's bed when I was in colleges. My brother's roommate and I like crash at their house. It's like, oh, your car rolls out of town. And I crashed in his bed and I can just smell him the whole time. It felt like we were like faced. I just, it was just like his must. It was so, I remember just being like, and I was like drunk enough to be like, whatever, but I remember just being like, this is fucking sucks. I'm never sleeping in a man's bed ever again. If I've been doing it for so long now, I'm just like, that's your bed though. What do you mean? What do you mean? I don't know. Just like, I bet your lane, you got sent down on that bed. I'm talking about a bed that a guy, especially like back then, like something like just post graduating college. No one's wide. I didn't know you had a wash sheets. I used to wash sheets like once a year, if ever. If that. Yeah. If that. I just wash sheets yesterday. Did you really? I was coming. You think I, you see it's cleaving your mind. You clean your own sheets. You clean your own. Yeah. Oh, because you're about to have to do the like, this is my play and I just went in just. What did you just have a lot of time? Spiderman. Yeah. Yeah. I have to watch everything. Yeah. That didn't take long. You were freaky Valentine's day. Ooh. Nice Valentine's day. I was just crazy. You didn't ask that. He said you have a freaky Valentine's day. Yeah. Yeah. You need a lot of sheets. You have to watch the sheets and Valentine's day. I needed to watch the sheets anyway. It'd been about the year you know, when was the last time you watched a sheet? That's the picture of Lamar. That's a good pick. Yeah. I love the pick. I'm sorry Shane. I should have told you the truth. But I forget I was wrapped in this covers. Oh, bro. You're shirtless. Yeah. You didn't go to keep it. Oh no. I was on top. That's a blanket. He was on top. I was on top. I was on top of my blankets as well. I was on top of his blankets. I was respectful. He's still shirtless though. I had to go sleep. I got to sleep shirtless. You can't sleep T-shirt one night? No. That's crazy on that. He's lucky. I had my underwear on. Yeah. I had a start wearing boxers to sleep again. Yeah. I have kids and I'm not too pleased about it. It's brutal dude. Sleeping naked is such a treat. I don't like it. It's pride. Why not? Yeah. I can't get comfortable. I'm like full of the bed. He's making big jokes, man. It's crazy. But. I don't know. What do you have an emergency in the middle of the night? I think out. Yeah. That's when you attack. I'm scared of that. Really? You made your mid-conflict. Dude just grabs a hole. That's exactly where I want to mid-conflict. That's my point. I'm going to channelize him. He gives you a dick crank mid-fight. Dude, if some I would instinctively need someone in the face. You would never move faster. If your dick's out in a fight, you're going to move with like a. You're going to be 50% faster. Yeah. Exactly. If someone goes towards your naked penis, you're going to move. You're going to be. Always going to snag you. And you're going to be working a zipper. Like hold up, hold up, hold up. Try to get in. Try to get in. There has to. There's definitely been. I mean, that must have happened thousands of times throughout history of just like a brutal fight that ends with like two guys, each holding each other's dicks. Talk about like tribal warfare. Like, you know, you had like a little shawl around you. There's probably like the weapons go down. People are tired. Someone grabs their dick. Just squeeze till the best man wins. I think that's a Chinese thing. It's like karate. I think the Chinese traditionally grab each other's penises. Well, because dude, in karate, you do like. You are supposed to hit like. Yeah, it's kind of crazy to have like all these. It must be. The real fight to the death is the dick. Grab the dick. Yeah. Yeah. Checkmate. I call it truth. Time out. Time out. You grab my dick. Time out. - Timeout, I'm gonna come. - It's gonna be a dream of convention. - Timeout. - That's great, but the time out I'm about to bus. (laughing) - Yeah, you'd have the time that out for sure. - I had a nice night last night. We went out as my friends birthday, and something happened with the reservation where there wasn't enough seats. We had a divided boys' table, girls' table. And it was just the bros at the one table and the girls were all the way and the other side. And first we were all laughing, like oh man, whatever. And then I was like telling everyone, I'm like, yeah, this fucking rules. (laughing) I was like dude, for real, like 80 years ago, this is what you would have done. - It's class of lunch table. - Yeah, it was like kind of fucking tight. Just back in the day, you would go out to a restaurant and be like all right, like the women would sit over there and there was just guys just fucking vibing. And there was like, I got so charged up. And like the part of the place we were at, there were girls at other tables and I kind of wanted to start going around and being like, yeah, you guys gotta dip. (laughing) You guys can't be, this is boys' section right there. (laughing) - That's fucking boys' section. (laughing) - Yeah dude, but it was, I mean, women just started voting not that long ago. - Almost less than a hundred years ago. - Yeah, almost less than a hundred, dude. - That makes us more than a hundred years ago. - Things started falling apart. - Yeah. - No, it's kind of good for black people. - I'll take it back. - Women voting? - No, I just mean, I was thinking about the last hundred years in general. - I think things were falling apart. - Things were falling apart. - Women voting helped black people. - No, no, no, no, no, no, probably not. - That's why, Susan B. Anthony was like, you guys gonna let black guys vote before us. (laughing) - I mean, she was doing what she had to do. (laughing) - She was doing what she had to do. - Yeah, it was, it was kind of like that for real. - Yeah. - You're trying to get a bad, your wife's just hammering you. Like, do you hear who could vote today? - Yeah. - And like, she's just fucking frost. (laughing) - Hey, it was fun. We had a good boy time, girl time, and then, - What'd you go? - Uh, what was the place, Murray's? It's pretty nice. - It goes. - Yeah, it's like, no, it's not a stakeout. I thought it was a stakeout, too. It's like an English kind of pub thing. - Ooh. - But it was nice, since we were all there, the birthday boys started sending shots to the girls' table. - Okay, yeah. - So we had a nice move. - It was helping all the fellas out. - It was kind of a sick move. But then we started sending them the most sexual shots we could think of. (laughing) So it started, what was the first one which was like a girl shot, like a women drop. And we're all laughing and be like, all right. And then, then they sent us back like a nice shot, like a nice tequila. - Okay. - So let me try to send them back blowjob shots. (laughing) And then the dude working there was like, we don't have all the ingredients for a blowjob. - Oh. - And it was like, oh, he said it, that's thirdly. - Well, he was just, you know, he was, I think he was on to what we were doing. But he was like, he was just like, you know, they're all like in a rush. It was kind of busy there. Being president, staying all. And he, and he was just like, we don't have the stuff necessary for blowjob shots. And then we all try to figure out like, what the fuck are you missing? It's like, isn't it a, we look, it's Amaretto and Bailey's with whipped cream. So you're a bar. You have to have Bailey's and Amaretto. What are you missing? It must have been the whipped cream. So we were talking about getting a, how I'm going to start going to bars and just ordering blowjobs and just sipping them. (laughing) Just sipping the blowjob. You have a whipped cream mustache. And then we're getting in a big pint glass. It's like double blowjob, neat, big pint glass and just slowly now in the blowjob the whole time. Let me fucking, that would be pretty powerful. Dude, again, it's whipped cream sounds good. Yeah, that'd be fucking awesome. (laughing) Well, so we ordered the blowjobs. They goes, no blowjobs. And then he didn't even consult us. Didn't even consult and just sent them red-headed sluts. Oh, I know. Was that just the anger at the babes, the babes? Yeah, they got angered at the red-headed slug. Yeah, why? 'Cause none of them were red-headed. They don't taste good. Oh. And they were like, well, the women drop. They were like, ooh, thanks. And then it was like, here's a nice shot of tequila. And then they go, red-headed sluts. It was like the blowjobs. I think they would have laughed and been like, come on, girls. And, you know, it's a blowjob shot. The blowjob shot you take in your mouth and pop it back. The red-headed slut, they were just kind of like, what the fuck is this about? Yeah. That's right. (laughing) Yes, that was for your side jewels. (laughing) Side jewels table. Yeah, yeah. That's for the other table, not too gross. But the play worked. End of the game. I don't get a little f*cky last night. Hey, last night. That's a nice move. That's right, I might have to change the sheet. I might have to change the sheet. (laughing) Now I missleaves in town. I'm like, I can't have my sheets all messed up. (laughing) How close were they to you, like the table? Well, we couldn't even see them. They were like, completely on another side. That's nice. Yeah, it was just bros. It was just bros completely growing down. It's like husband and wife chess. Yeah, really was. This episode is brought to you by PricePix. Are you ready to shoot your shot? Get started with PricePix and get $50 instantly in lineups when you play your first $5. That's right. PricePix is now giving you $50 in lineups when you sign up and play your first $5. 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It had me fired up, but it also had me like nervous about, it still felt relapsy in my mind. So being like, go ahead after it. But she's not sober. - She's not. She smokes weed. - Well, I mean, even alcohol wasn't like, I need to quit. - Yeah. - It's like it's just a lifestyle and answer kind of thing. She was like, I just don't need it. And how about you should do just Valentine's Day? - I was trying to put that in her mind, but she didn't, she seemed like she was gonna come back all the way. - Yeah. - And I was like, I don't want that. I kind of got used to this. Cause I was thinking about it. I haven't had like a drunk, like a lady be drunk around me. And it's a problem these years. - Dude, it's the worst. I remember. - There's a sweet spot. - Yeah. - That's why with the shots, I was like, hold on now. Slow down. Yes, you know, we could be holding their hair for another reason too. Do you have any shots? Do you have any shots or you're holding the pony tail for her? - Not a very fun reason. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, it's okay. - Whoa. - Oh, dude. - I did it to myself. - Oh, I was, I was all I was thinking was like, if I get a, if I get a booze in the game, it might unlock. The back door has been locked for a long time. And I was like, maybe I'll unlock the back door again. But that's it. But that was the only benefit I could have too. I think I tried to. - So fucking, it's so funny. Cause it is like a genuine accomplishment to like stop drinking for a couple of years. I think I'll think about drinking again. You're like, I think you probably butt fuck you. (laughing) But, but, you're, you know, you're credit. You're absolutely right. Alcohol is, yeah, it's, I'm the same way. It's like, it's women drinking. And again, I'm obviously, we're just bros here. I'm not trying to be sexist for a little bros. It obviously like can be fun. And then there's times where it's like, yeah, fuck. - Yeah, yeah. - My baby was pretty drunk in the waymo last night. And we, we go back and forth. Cause like, you know, I'm a safe driver. I drive safe. You have kids. She's a bit of a speed demon. And the waymo was like, you know, it did some move or like surprisingly, like busted around the thing. And she was like, I love it. And we were almost like, we're talking how we love waymo's. And she's like, yeah, they don't drive like a pussy. And I was just like, fuck you. (laughing) Fuck is your problem. (laughing) That's one of them. Cause she's not even meeting it at you. But you're like, no. - It's just that drunk head. - You really? - All right, all right. It's enough here. (laughing) - It was just not pleasant to be like, all right, fuck. - Yeah, and all I get is weed tails right now. It's kind of hot. - Weed chill is nice. - Yeah. - Nice dude. There's nothing wrong with the weed wench at the house. (laughing) It's a nice weed wench. Just cooking up a stool. - You got to keep the sack fat though. That's the problem. - Yeah. The sack got to get the satchel fucking going. Having a weed wench is decent. It's kind of perfect. I put that in. - Yeah, it's not going over the back door now. - Yeah, if anything, it's going to lock the back door. - Shut up. - It's called boys lock the back door. - The back door is locked, but there's peace in the room. (laughing) There's peace in the room. It's safe. You can't have the back door thinking. Like, okay. - Yeah, and everything's gonna be great. There's gonna be battles. (laughing) Did you ever see those Instagram ladies who like, they're like spiritual ladies, but they swear by, they're like, I like to fully throat my husband 'cause that unlocks my shocks. - I love it. - It's pretty sick, but there's ladies being like, actually having anal sex relaxes women, it taps in, and it's like, I wish I had said that shit to my wife. (laughing) It does look like very spiritual talk, but it's just ladies like, and then my husband enters me and we are one. (laughing) I was fucking, that would piss me off by the way. You're butt fucking, and the lady's like, oh my God, I can feel myself relaxing. - Oh my God, that's enough. - Think about that. - Oh my God, I'm talking to my ancestors now. Like, not, it should be a struggle. Unlocked the back doors so funny. Again, St. Nate, dude. Wow, St. Nate, you know. - No. - Yeah, I for real talked around of, I don't know why in that day. - You did? - Yeah, I had a bad, I had a bad end to Valentine's day. I told the mayority, but I can't have it. - All right, so I spent like, I spent a couple hours trying to like get her going, just like, you know, working my way to the night by like, eight, nine o'clock, we're about to do the deed. We're going from the living room to the bedroom. I'm wearing flip flops, and the one like slips to like the, like just the side a little bit. And the way it slips, I roll my knee. But I roll my knee in the way that I'm pretty short like I spray my MCL a little bit. - Man, I went down, I yelled, oh fuck with a hard dick. - It's just fucking, but just like, quit and get up. Like, like, just like, I couldn't move my knee. When I was even drinking. - Yeah, I was drinking it as well. And so I was like, fucked up, did a little trip, fell. And just like, I'm wearing, I have a knee brace all day. - Oh no. - Because of like, me, you saved her from that feet. (laughing) - That would have been her knee. (laughing) But like, it's still, if I like rub here or bend it weird. - Damn, I'm still, did you try to be like, no, it's fine. - No, we fed, we got the D-Dun, but it was like after, she like ran and got me water. It was like being this close to getting some trip and falling. - Yeah, hitting the floor on the way to the better of that way. - Bro, like, if you were to measure scientifically. - Yeah, like I hit it, I fell this way and then I like, (laughing) - Damn, you were, that's full of, now you got a band-league. Ah, my band-league, oh my God, man, my band-league. - I tried, I tried the whole, I was, (groaning) - I thought I'd like to talk to you. - You're almost in old heaven. (laughing) - You had smoked a little something, drank your little drink. - I smoked a little something, drank a little drink. - You're about to beat me, man. - You smoked a little. (laughing) - You were macin' on baby. - Oh, man, you're on baby. - Oh, man. - Bro, thank you. - Pitch you to tent the wind and pants. (laughing) Definitely fell, still hard. - Oh, oh, man. - There's a can go hat and blow it. (laughing) The can go just blew it the wind. (laughing) - You're falling, falling in your apartment. - On Valentine's Day. (laughing) - It's so fun, dude. - Yeah, you look the shriek at the egg, dude. (laughing) - No, she nursed him, she nursed him. (laughing) She nursed him. I wasn't going to be at a bounce back. - Well, I think I was, 'cause (laughing) - No, that is, that's how the admirable is still pulled it off. I'm proud of that. Dang, imagine if you had like chomped a honey stick or something. (laughing) - That would have been kind of ideal, 'cause like, after being on the ground for like 10 seconds, you know, it went away. - Yeah. - But if I'd had the honey stick, I would have been there like rock hard. - With one leg. - Sure, it's been like, take me right here. (laughing) - Take me, babe. - I don't think I'm going to live. - I mean, you could have set off some doctor nurse stuff. Dang, everybody think about it. It was for real like a, I got like a, it was, 'cause it hurt crazy. - Hell like that. - Yeah, it rushed happen. - It was a few seconds where I felt like I heard water running in the house that I didn't know. - I just think it was like, 'cause it, for real, it hurt like crazy. - That was probably the water running back up in the body. (laughing) - It was just the blood rushing back to my brain. (laughing) - I was probably just that thing drying out. (laughing) - Still devastating. (laughing) - It was crazy mode. (laughing) - I just tried to get it. - I tried to get it out. - It was an appropriate approach. (laughing) - Out of drain. - I was saying the water you're hearing was the water rushing back up into the woman's body. (laughing) - That was just that drying up, right over you. - Do you hear water running? She was like, no. She was just keeping it to herself. (laughing) - Dude, you hear water. Bust your knee and hear water running. - It was so crazy. - You're like, really fucked your leg up. - Yeah, you got for real just like went down and was like, I wasn't sure for a while if I like really fucked it up. And then I gave it, you know, like the stand check and I had like a limp. I couldn't put no pressure on it at first. And then I just, this is when she went to go get me water. I just, I can't. - That's probably with salvage situation. You probably limp back the bed or cool. - I got, I got, no, I was up in in bed. By the time she came back with the water. So when she saw me, I was in capacity on the ground. When she came back, I like had mustard up the strength, got back and hopped up. - Yeah. - And I think the booze was probably helping me fight through the, through like the pain in my knee. So 'cause it was way worse the next day. - Well, if you don't mind me asking, how'd you pull it off then with the bum knee? We just, a lot of angles where right leg, right leg was all I needed. Like, like up on the bed, this leg, like, once I realized I could bend it, it was cool. - I just put like pressure on it. - Yeah, I should. - I could have it. - Damn. - I was doing this. I was telling him to hear it in the yesterday. And I was like. - Ah! - I just put it in. (all laughing) - Just put it up on the bed. - Yeah. - This is cartoon screaming. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I thought you just weren't full bottom. Like, not, obviously. - You know what I'm saying? I mean, like, I had to hit, I had to hit the bottom. - I thought you had to go slow motion for. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I had to do it. - I had to do, I definitely, it did have me in my head, like, - Were your fingers slipping? Or could you grip that ass? Or like, what? - Everything else was working. - Everything else was, everything else was top show. - Should we hear that song? My fingers keep slipping. I cannot grip that ass. (all laughing) - Oh, that's what I'm using. - Yeah, that's what I'm using. (all laughing) - Dang, dude. I know, I, yeah, I was, I was gone for Valentine's Day. - Oh. - I was in Denver. I made the ultimate sacrifice. - Yeah. - The gentleman proposed at the show. - That's nice. - Very sweet. It was really set it up. I, it was a, get bringing it up. I'm like, all right, just, you know, tell 'em to like message me or something. I don't know. I don't know how to do that. - Yeah. (all laughing) - So we did the shows. Vegas was fun. Denver was very, very fun. And I like, got a picture going into it. They were like in row H, which was, it was kind of funny because I was talking to the promoter. And she was like, they're in row H. And I was like, that's the eighth row. I know that because of white, white naturalist H H. (all laughing) - H H for hell. (all laughing) Which I literally, it's A, that's why I've looked it up before. Why do they do like 88 stuff? That's why it's H H. So she was a little bit like, okay, well yeah, sure. That's how you want to gauge it. I'll say, so that was like, my whole point being is that they're eight rows out. So I had to finish the show and then pretend it was pretty tricky on my part that they won. They had won like a raffle. So I finished the show and it was like the closer. And then I just stood there for a while. So I think people thought I was like, - About the encore. - Like full fan of the opera. Like, yes, yes. (all laughing) I said to people, so yeah, I'm like, hold on, hold on, I'm done. But thank you guys for that, but I'm done. And I was like the club. It's just really fucking kind of annoying, but they did like a giveaway or something. And it was like pretty poorly played off my part. I was like, yeah, I think that you know who you are. They're back there row H. You got, you want like a cruiser, some shit. I want you to come up here and get it and I was like, I hate that they're doing this to me and the guy came up. He like brought his girlfriend soon to be fiancee to the very, very front. And I just, like on stage. No, they stood up. That's the thing too, it was like a decent drop. So they couldn't like climb up. They'd been crazy. So I kind of just like slid him the mic and he just gave it. He kind of nailed it. He gave a six speech front of like 2,000 people and he popped it and he bent the knee and everyone was like, - That's it. - And then like it happened, like they got the videos in a nice video and like a loser right after his had picked up the mic and I was like, if you said no, I would have beat your fucking ass later. Which is not, they didn't call for that. - They got moved you. - I was just standing there, I just felt weird. - Yeah. - It was like, that was completely unnecessary shot on that. But the, I was kidding, obviously I wouldn't be dressed. I would have respected your choice. - Plus your ass. - It's not a emotional. - Yeah, me? - No, hard. - Yeah, for sure. - Yeah, there was like, there was like women there watching you've got emotional. - It was V-Day, bro. Love was like fucking here. - Damn, I do fucked up a couple dudes. - Every night. - Oh yeah, dude. - I mean, he was, he mocked them. - He mocked the whole crowd. - Yeah, he loved mocked them. - He loved mocked them. - It was an absolute love love on the scale that I've never seen, and it's like, yeah, it was, 'cause I was kind of scanning, 'cause I am kind of like, You know, I kind of fascinated by female like gel like love jealousy and I was like just looking for signs of kind of women being like, but they were all just so happy they're every woman in there was like, maybe afterwards were like fucking asshole. And the fuck are you going to do that? But it was fucking, it was actually kind of sick. I didn't know how I was going to go, but it was very fun. I also in Vegas, I had my whole feed has was been nothing but the ASU flat leader, mage in clovicular. I just assumed that every single person knew what they're what that was. So one point during the show in Vegas, I just I hinted at getting a brutal cortisol spike myself. I don't know if you followed it all, but it's like after he's mocked, he gets like a severe cortisol spike, which is like you just want to avoid that at all costs. And yeah, it's just like right now no one is an idiot talking about. I did that in the Vegas. I was like, yeah, I got like a brutal cortisol spike and like was I thought like at least a handful of people that the whole crowd looked at me like, fuck you talking about. Yeah, and then anyway, I was like, fuck you know, he knows about clovicular. He feels like a plant dude clovicular. Yeah, I don't know. Like all the switch. I feel like everybody like they're streaming is like a plant. Yeah, he thinks they're all rich kids kids. Rich kids kids. Yeah, because like, how can they afford to just do this shit? The stream all day. I mean, especially with the shit you got to have a nice computer, nice webcam. You got to have access to fucking Kanye West. Like you know, well, I think that came after he was streaming. He made he was like smashing his face with a hammer and smoking meth. So I think that'll get you some views. I mean, look it up. It was a clovicular from I would guess he's not from super rich, like a super rich person wouldn't go so far as a smack their face with a hammer. Yeah, I don't know. And then super rich people rich people do a lot of weird things. We're discussing true. They say I don't I don't think he's I think he's a classic American tale. I think he's rags of riches. Yeah, but no, it is it is the it's the weirdest corner. It's the weirdest that whole thing where it's like the Miami Avengers. That's the thing too. Like I bring this up like everyone knows what I'm talking about. Nobody has any fucking idea. I don't know what the Miami Avengers. It's Christ. I'll show this fuck up. I mean, that's algorithms. Oh, I know that you learn. Yeah, I know that I'm a rose. That's like when they all play. When they all play hell, hell, hell and trouble. They play the 88 in the club. What's the sneaker? Sneaker was there as well. I saw sneaker at the stand once. Did you really? Yeah, it was him and his bro. And they're eating chicken. He's also funny about that. Streamers guy streamers guy. You eat chicken tenders. You're basically streamers. I wouldn't order chicken tenders from the stand. I don't even think they're one in the menu. I think he's gonna ask chicken tenders and they go, yeah, we got him. You got to do mega numbers on the fucking stream. Yeah, chicken tenders there. That's crazy. Yeah, that a that whole thing's been really funny. But now I've been watching now where Andrew Tates like handing the baton to Calvicular being like you're the new guy. You must break us free from the matrix. Yeah, all those guys are in there more in the matrix than anybody else. Yeah, I would argue way more than the matrix. They're Miss. What's Miss right? You think they're agentsmiths? Yeah, he's Mr. Anderson's Neo agent Smith is. So you think they're Nios. Well, I think they think they're Nios, but they're agentsmiths. They're so many. All the exact same guy. Just a little different looking. Yeah, I mean, you might be right. You're all trying to be Johnny Bravo. I feel like yeah, if you're if you're like working primarily online, you're definitely in the matrix. You can't not be you are your whole life. Most of your life is in like a augmented kind of alternate reality. The internet is the matrix. Yeah. Sorry, guys. I'm fucking dropping Jim. But yeah, I don't know. Those did see. I don't know. I don't know if they've escaped. I don't know. That mean that's just the matrix. You don't know if you're in or not. Yeah. So man, I had a million dollar ideas for your paintings. We're going to we're going to rig a couchy bit. Oh, what we're going to rig it. You know, calcium polymarket. They're like the you can bet on like reality. God, you predict your market. It's going to rig one. What is it going to be? Well, I'm, you know, February 27th Hillary Clinton. You can't rig this one. This is I do like your theory now. Okay, let's have it for February 27th Bill Clayton and Hillary Hillary. They're doing a deposition on the Epstein stuff. Yeah. And like what if like 10 days they just like hold hands. And they're like, it's okay, honey. It's okay. And then they turn the lizards. They just shapeshifting the lizards. I'm saying we make a calcium bet. It says we'll and Hillary shapeshifting the lizards. Yes, I know. But how do you cash on the back? Well, it's not you just pick no. Not creating me. Yeah, you pick no and creating the like creating the idea can warp reality in a way that's fucked up. I don't know. You know what I'm saying? You have way more people picking no though. Yeah. Yeah. But you really believe they're going to shape safely with the lizards. So you think you got to shoot it. You got a hundred percent. Oh, so you would bet on they are lizards. I bet. Yes. I've been a penny on yes. That's not about it. Just do it like penny. Yeah. Hey, that is technically a million dollar idea. Because if they don't, you're down to penny if they do, you're the world's richest fan. It's you against the world on the lizard bet. I think you get some of the back end of placing the bet. Really? Yeah. I think you get some of that money too. That's pretty cool. Yeah. It's like the new fucking what was everybody doing? What was like the digital gift thing that people were doing? Oh, NFTs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great stupid bets. And convinced people to do. Yeah. I'm like bugged out now. I don't know. I'm like worried about sending horny emails to anybody right now. Dude, that's like you don't know. You got everyone's going to tighten up now. Yeah. Somebody in your squad's a pito and you sent them a horny email. You're fucking toast. Dude, not a whole squad. Whole squad. Whole squad is fucking down. Dude, if like my AI ever got mad at me, I can't turn it off because of my emails that exist. What do you mean? Like there's some horny emails in one of my emails. You're emailing horny back in the day. Okay. Back in the day. I would send your horny emails. Yeah. How can you know your email? I don't got access to my email. It's like chat. Yeah. Has access to your email. Yeah. Everything has like Google has it every every every time I've converted like a file. I give it like my whole fucking life. Any time I'm like, I need to dig an mp3 out of this video. They're like, give us your entire online life. I'm like, yeah, you can have it. I really want the sound file for my Patreon. I mean, what would it really even that? That's it wouldn't get you on anything bad. A horny email. It's also not connected to a pedophile. You're fine. Yeah. Now they're trying to or you have a wife. They're trying to get like some editors in trouble because they're like turn your stuff off. Make it. Yeah. What? Get out of your email. What do you mean? They're just like they're they're getting a first of all. First of all, I thought you say a thing halfway to go. Yeah. Yeah. I heard the rest of my head. I'm sorry. You know, I think yeah, we got it out. We said it all. Yeah. I think what they should do now with the Epstein files was again, it's like. Are is there going to be the bombshell that really rocks the name? I mean, the nation's been rocked. I guess. Just, you know, but are they going to name like is it going to be proof? Like if they were to like get Trump red handed if they got the Clintons red handed. Is there going to be that kind of proof? I again, I don't think so. Because I think they obviously just like went and took all that stuff out. But would it be cool if they took it? They like took down all like the free Epstein searches and they built like a big statue in every city. And you could pay a quarter to get like a couple names out of the email database. Pretty tight. That was sick. Yeah. And the money could go to like the victims. Yeah. Like Jay. So yeah, Jay. We just need a big breach. Remember when I had that big breach for what was that website? That was like for cheating couple for cheese. Actually, Madison. Actually, Madison. Oh, yeah. The big breach. You could just search names and be like, oh, shit. Yeah. Who's? I just oh, yeah. I saw a clip of someone talking about their dad. Them finding out their dad had been on it pretty heavy. Yeah. Just solo not with the mom. Well, yeah, you know, it was sometimes tough when I bad. Yeah. I mean, dude, trust me. I know. That should be able to get jerked off at the. That's be able to get jerked off. I heard of situations like that. The problem is is like, I wouldn't really like my wife being like, yeah, just let that lady go jerk you off. It would bother me. If I had permission to do it, I would just be like, my wife thinks I'm pathetic the whole time. I'd be like, you'd come back from it and be like, how was it? And you'd be like, I feel embarrassed. I feel embarrassed. You were talking about this. Yeah. Like I still humiliated to do that when I was like a single young man. Yeah. Coming back to your family or wife's like, are you good now? I'm like, I'm such a piece of shit. You know what I mean? I've heard that too. I used to be a proponent of the medical hand job argument, but I have the more I think about it. It's like, it's got to let, you know, it's got to let your dick die. I got a freaky question. I was already in this by the mayor of the day. Freaky question about you. All right. So this is two part question. Okay. First one, would you let your lady use a pocket like a flashlight on you? Yeah. I think I have before sick. I think that's a universal. Yes. Yeah. Obviously. Obviously. All right. So have you ever seen have you ever seen the sex toys? They're about like this big. They're no, they don't have arms or legs, but they have like big tits and fat ass torso, bro. That's just a torso. Yeah, man. Would you would you have a three-some with your lady and we were calling it a nut. We're calling it a nugget. Nugget. Nugget. It's just a torso nugget. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. No, you know, I wouldn't because there'd be like, here's the thing. Everybody keeps saying, no. I'll give you a hold on. Did they have tits? They have huge tits. I might be a realistic tits. I might kind of like I don't know if I would insert into the torso because if I'm already that was my argument. I would like to watch my lady play with these fake titties while I have sex with my lady. That's not bad. I was thinking of like banging a torso in front of your baby. No, that feels that would be crazy. That feels it feels like fucking a body in front of you lately. Yeah. Like, like, but the torso would be weird. I mean, I would like suck the torso's nipples, bro. I watch her do it. Like, I don't know. Again, I think this is where you run into sounds cool and theory. But then you watch your wife suck a torso's nipples and you go, what the fuck am I doing? What the fuck am I doing? The lack of a head really ruins the stomach. That's what. That's what. That's what really. But then it's like, do you really want a fake head? No. Yeah. That's a good. That's like you ever see. I saw these when I was a kid. I used to be on the show real sex. It was like, they're like real sex dolls. Yeah. Yeah. 10,000 dollars for like a fake person. Yeah. That's even crazier in my mind. Yeah. I have a body of real human like a body saying that's cooler. I feel you. My thing is, you think that a fake head is crazy until you're kissing the pillow while you're humping the torso. There you go. I'm sure it's sprang for that fake head. You're kissing a fake face instead of kissing this pillow right now. I always saw my brother today. I have, I've never done it. But I have like really strongly considered traveling from like place to place for like my road set up being torso and Oculus. And I'm like, I just can't. Every time I even like think I'm getting closer, I'm like, dude, I would end up like afterwards crying into the Oculus. That's the thing with the flashlight. It sounds cool and theory. Once you do it once, you're like, this is just like you only way you can do a flashlight in my opinion is that you have to just be like, I'm not going to talk to women anymore. You can't be, have women in your life and use a flashlight. If you're just like, dude, I'm done with women. I'm just going to flashlight fair enough. But to like, because then it's like, dude, there's something about it. Like if you're like, if you have a flashlight and you're using it, you're like, oh, this is great. Way better than jerking off. Then you try to date a lady that the chances of refining that thing. I think it's kind of a deficit. It's a hundred percent. Well, you got it. You got to just put it right, put it right after like, hey, I have a body. I have a flashlight. I have a body. I have a sex. Hello, hey, my new girlfriend, new girlfriend, meet old girlfriend. Yeah. I think it's just not, like it should be ladies get all every sex toy I own is for my lady. Can I get one of them? You got to get the egg, dude. The egg. That's for the lady still. No, you ever seen the tanga egg? No, the tanga egg. It's like the jelly thing in you look. Oh, the thing that's like a flashlight, it looks like flubber, but it like twists. I mean, like, yeah, you got to get one of those things. That's just like a flashlight. That's like a flashlight that doesn't look like a vagina. Yeah, bro. Hold on. Yeah. Again, you can do whatever you want. We live in a free country. That's true. So you can get your jelly twister, flashlight. I'm not against it. I'm not, you know, I'm not like pure tanical about this. I'm just like, I have, have you guys have used a flashlight before I'm guessing? No, I never have. Yes, I have. You never have. No, I was dealing with flashlights. You've taken down many flashlights. Multiple iterations of flashlights. Different types. Yeah. Those are models. It's not that I'm a lady, man. Then a lady can give you her flashlight, like the terpolis. Yeah. The problem is when you, the moment you finish them with them, I, for me personally, it's like a, a dark cloud just settles inside of you. And there's something that knows inside of you. Like, this is wrong. It's, it's, there's like a level of sadness that you're finishing. You're like, fuck this. You got to maintain them too. Yeah. Do you get a clean? Oh, that's the one. You got a clean them. That's it. Like, again, it's like, you don't think about it. So you have it and use it and you go, I'm not going to clean this thing. And then it starts to either stink to where you're like, dude, I've had a pussy for two days and it stinks. And it's like, I'm telling you, man, it's like when you're like, eat a meal, cook by yourself and wash the dishes alone. Yeah. Cooking a, or just cleaning a flashlight and trying to like, you're supposed to technically powder the thing. Yeah. Where it's like, at that point, you're just on a, you're on the highway to just something terrible. Yeah, no, dude, powdering your flashlight for the thousandth time. Oh, was that all the difference? Is that the thing? This is a jerk off thing, right? Yeah. Where'd you learn about the tango egg from? Twitter. Twitter. Do you have freaky Twitter? I have, I have a list. I have a hidden list. I just found a thick Asians mad into the list. Nice. Not bad. Dude, but yeah, back before we get off the nub subject, the nugget subject. I think I just really want to see my lady suck titties. And there's not a real way. She's not going to suck a lady's titties. Gotta get her back on the bottle. Gotta get her back. So I didn't mean to see that man on the battle. See, I feel like, I feel like I broke you get the procedure. Get them yourself. Go in, go in house. Yeah, you know what? Get some, like, some humble bees. You should go full in house and just wear, like, just wear some sort of garb that covers your mask. You're fucking perky little tits. Let's just dress like a stud. Or, yeah, I mean, I mean, then it's like, again, you have to go to a strip club with your babe, which is, that's a nightmare. It's more expensive. I didn't get a lot of money. I don't need to be a negative nass here right now. I didn't get a lot of sleep, but it's, again, strip club with your babe. Well, this will be cool. You do it. And you go, give me the fuck out of here right now. I've been in a strip club. My babe a couple of times. I've had fun. You liked it. I have fun. I think I went, did I go with you in my babe? So how do you? Do you have a Michael. And this one, we saw you out of Michael. How does you comport yourself at the strip club? Because it's like kind of a weird thing. Cause it's like, well, my babe, me and my baby were still kind of nudist. We were just having like fun. It wasn't like both grabbing titty. I had no attachments. It was like, this might be damn. I hope you don't care about it. Whatever. We can bring onto a strip club once. I just felt like I was there with my, it's like, it's like bringing, this is a terrible analogy, but it's like bringing your dog to a dog shelter. It's a dog park. Not a dog park. There's something sad, because I was like, we're about to go home and like, you know, share an apartment in these ladies. How can we bring three of them with us? That's a bad analogy. There was something where I'm like, we have a, you know, a relationship. And then these these ladies out here kind of like, you know, shaking their buttholes in my face. I haven't been with my lady since we were still, this is before I even lived in New Jersey. So this would have been like nine years or more. So I don't even know how we're feeling now. But then it just was, we got like a couple's dance. That was cool. Just having the lady dance with both of us. It was kind of the best thing. You know what I can go back today is like, it's something weird about that. You know what it is, because you can't like, can't go all out. Like you're in a strip club. Now you're really, it's really put the gentleman in a gentleman's club. Yeah, I'm like, oh, yes. That's a great job. Oh, fantastic. That's 100% what happened. I guess I'll suck your nipples for a second. They do go. Yeah, you do. It is, it becomes a spectator sport then. Like you, it's, they see you with a lady and the strippers just go like all the attention you would get goes to her now. Like, yeah, you give them the dollar. They put the titties and herfins. And that was like the, you can get this. You can, you can, one dollar. You can do your nipplesuck fantasy right? Yeah. I don't know if I want to suck in a stripper's TDO all salt. Like, you're so fucking picky over a torso. Dude, it's so much more empowering for the suck and stripper's nipple there. If you have Bay sucking on the torso, dude, it's going to take like a man. I haven't presented this to either. I keep saying it on podcast. Hope it's just listening to the episode. It surprises you. Valentine's Day was the ultimate window. I know. You've got like chocolates, flowers, this hat, the torso. You guys could have had like, this hat is set around the torso. You guys could have had sushi off the torso. One more thing before we get about, ah, fuck my name. You don't body shots off the torso. Come back in the bed. Just, I mean, you're right. There's, we were waiting. The action goes on without you. It's like, no, she makes me watch. I can cook by the torso. That's crazy. Yeah, no, that's uh, that's fun. I mean, yeah, I mean you should do it every one. You got to you got to keep everything alive and the juices flown for sure I was just more so curious. I got such a heavy no from everybody and I was like that can't be I but it might just be me Maybe I'm maybe I'm a fucking weirdo. No on their babes sucking the torso the only there was only bad George was the only one who was like I kind of see the vision Everybody else was like nah, but he's also been married forever Yeah, I'm not I wouldn't be like offended. I would just my problem is like I guess there's certain things when you pull you know And you pull things out of Pandora's box. They can't go back in 100% so you don't know they could suck the torso That could be a real serious moment of reckoning for they're sucking the fake nipple and they just go What the hell am I doing fucking my doing it can't be like Be nice to rough it up together. Just beat up a torso Yeah, having your wrestling buddy The cuddle would be nice on the road just snuggle it up to the torso just sleeping on the boobs. So I gotta get a body pillow But sure no boobs on a body pillow. Don't get a body pillow with boobs. Stop. This isn't real. This is real Dispart of what was that the squishy thing called? Tank a tank a universe. You can't get a body pillow boobs. Can you get a body pillow boobs this technology exists Yeah, you're right. I have to exist. Just look it up. I'm just curious And that's the problem to transporting the torso. Yeah, is that if they open your shit in TSA the funny body. Is that a body pillow boobs? Can't find one with boobs you can you can get just regular boobs, but not on the body pillow Maybe you could sew the boobs onto the body so you can just get a set of boobs for your bad. Yeah, you can get plush This might be what I mean Plush boobies as a joke. Yeah. Yeah, but you're having sex to put her face on the pillow like normal, but it's boobs now Loophole. That's a good loop. That's good. Okay, boo talk with Tilly Talk to me poop. So here's the thing you have to go to nobody boobs. Would you go to nobody boobs or like I would try to go let Tina boobs, but but I feel like that would upset my lady On the bed like in the middle like you have the two pillows and then like it's like it's like a Pillow You can I'm telling you can get it as a gag. I mean again if you just pull it you might as well just pull the trigger I don't think it's if you just say hey no judgment, but I you know Don't judge me I've had an idea in my head and this go. Yeah Then just drop the torso You can't no judgment does nothing though. I know you can't say that for yourself It might lady hit me with no judgment But in this you said something like hosted that I'm not comfortable with she said it and that she's forever different in my mind She's a hundred percent judged true Sean had a nice date. Did you not? Hold some stuff too and not like this Okay, come on now Yeah, look hey flip it over. I'm the one I'm told you I've been trying to find a suitcase big enough I'm like I'm on the bleeding edge of travel with one of those things Get a big samson night Double I think it has to be locked all the way up All my all my toiletries would be exactly three hours I'm not fucking around at all I think in that case you have to like if they go to open your thing you have to I think you can like kind of parlay and go Hey, there's some very sensitive stuff in there can we go to the back I was almost worse to go like a back room. They're like bro. I would do it right there Oh, I've been I've been I've been diddled so many times right there like it's look at my fuck is your advantage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now you guys gotta do you know say does love to do you They do also they'd be thinking about that torso all day They saw the torso the rest of that shift they'd be like fuck dude. I wonder where he is right now Oh what I looked up I clicked on the link to the Amazon torso And I realized it out my family and I share and Another thing very that's stopping me from buying the torso is exactly that Can't get a secret towards It's 35 bucks is pretty cheap 35 you don't want to see one though you want to It's gonna be classic Amazon you're gonna get it's gonna be this big You're gonna end up with like a neonatal torso You can't get a little torso that's terrifying. They have male ones too. Oh, I was just gonna say you know they have it. Yeah, they they I do that But those are devil's three would be nice. Why don't you start with the devil's three No plastic polykyl See the devil's three no or or what you do is you both get torsos you get a guy she gets a girls and you have make the torso's have sex You got a slow roll. We just watch. Yeah, that'd be kind of fun It's like actually that one has legs now we're upgrading that one stick that one stick is how did you see Cardi B fall off the chair? No, what's he dude her first of all her ass is It's gotta be final form She fell played it off like a sport. She does have a good sense of humor played it off like a good sport Then like ran around on stage and it was like And it's such a wild world of performance where it's like you're you know Just basically naked you have jacked guys just like humping all over you And then like all of her dancers none of them can have an ass as big as hers Yeah, you have like tiny ass dancers floater eyes. Oh, no, it's hard to be Cardi B. She wants love but everybody she loves him. She's not her Yeah, that's right. That's the word on the street. Yeah, you think she really wants love. I mean, yeah, she does yeah I think so I love the car. She used to rob people. She was a stripper dude. Yeah, this is like drug and rob people was her like yeah, I think she said That's part of the game. Yeah, that's they I remember people trying to like mad at her for that. It's like dude. She's wrapping around murdering people And then she's going like, yeah, I actually said drug people and robbed them. It's like why are people acting like that's actually very unethical and it's not surprising like that's what you kind of that's what strippers do that's like Yeah, that's about 30% of them Salt Lake City you tall I will be there Saturday doing stand-up comedy in a I forget the name of the theater, but it'll be a good time And so yeah, man, how about I'll be in Boise, Idaho Friday and Salt Lake City Saturday, so just kind of hanging out prepping totally natch Here, what is that? Yeah I don't do that stuff anymore. All right. I'm actually going to Salt Lake City where I might hold on hold on hold on Me and my Mormon brothers also say how did my eldest wife? That's my oldest wife? That's my that's my oldest wife I'm working on my second right now, but well, maybe I'll find one in the you tall Stop it. We're just gonna soak. It's not gonna be a big deal. You know still can this So your little brother jumps on the mattress and take me on him text. All right guys. Sorry my oldest wife is attacking me Maggie, what stop it? Wait now fine. You can be my I'll get one old stupid. I'll get one older to see my young wife You know how they get my youngest wife because I will get your only wife. Keep fucking with me. Well, hey That used to be the way, but now due to my new faith I'm now more I'm a jack Mormon. I'm gonna break bad on this model room Please come guys. Oh, Jesus. Girls guys miss fucking go all right We back oh god. Sorry to pee really badly. Oh man guys. I'm so sorry. I'm low energy right now So tired. I ran 4.5 miles yesterday. Oh, I'm toying with the idea of a half marathon. Yeah I heard the awesome marathon was in town. A half marathon is kind of weak though Yeah, when you when you do like half a thing and then put a sticker on your car like yeah, I did half a thing Isn't early 13 miles. No, yeah half marathon's 13 point That's impressive 13 point one's impressive. I did 4.5 yesterday, and I'm like fucking dying right now, but It's just nothing is celebrating. I would say it's impressive for sure 26 the 26.2 is the real achievement. I'm not you know, I'm not like, you know, taking anything away from you'll do a half marathon But also like I'd be impressed if I did it. I wouldn't advertise it no What if you put a sticker on your car? It's half you did a half a thing. What if it's a what if you're like a girl I mean, that's why they made it for girls Which is impressive. Well, it's impressive, but I'm not saying this to be a jerk. It's like dude run that with tits Running 13 miles with tits is crazy dude. Yeah, yeah, that's more impressive to me than a full marathon a guy doing a full marathon 13 marathon with balls Easy, bro Balls are made for running I don't know man Ever like running and like accidentally smash your balls. I've accidentally smashed my balls a thousand times Never while running Never while running. Yeah, because you can easily I mean, I guess you can say a woman to wear a brox You can fix your balls from swinging around obviously just by you know, I could just I could just run But you can like put on compression shorts. Have you have you hit your balls while running before? Yeah. Yeah. How? I was just jumping and it's like it clinked. Okay. We that's again, not while running. I don't think anyone's hit their balls while running. I actually definitely. Yeah, especially if you get a good like squeeze them on action. That sucks. Squeeze. I still think running with tits is so much more impressive. The jaw here about the like people in the winter Olympics that are injected, like they're injecting HGH into their dicks to make them bigger, but they're doing it because they get bigger suits and the bigger suits make them a little more aerodynamic. Like if their dicks are bigger, they get more, they get more. But wait, does that work? It makes them less aerodynamic technically. That's what I was thinking. Squirrel suit type vibe. They're going for like more carry because there's more fabric in their suit. That's that's it. Yeah. I'm a parachute type vibe. I think the penis shrinks up, but they have extra space in their crotch. So they get more like carry. So they're making their they're making their dicks smaller with ACs. No, they're making it bigger while they get fitted for the suit. But then when they compete, it goes back down to normal. Okay. But wait, it works. Yeah. You can put you can put Botox in your dip. Wow. That's gross too. What's the difference between Botox and HGH? Well, I guess they're two different things, but Botox is poison. I mean, dude, girls have injected all over themselves. They're fine. Dude. Don't call girls dumb. No, dude, you can put Botox. It reduces apparently the medical term for it is turdling. Turdling is like when you're dick retracts and it's like wrinkled due to retirement. I know what turdling is. I figured it out. So you can inject Botox and you're just fully smooth and flat. You're like flaccid, but it's just like full hang. Dude, I think I'm turdling right now. I just pee. I'm turdling big time. But yeah, I mean, so yeah, you push it out a little bit. And then when you they skiers doing like ski jumping or something, yeah, you catch a little wind. So then you have a little extra things. You're not cutting through the air as fast, but when you hang, you have a little you're like little wings. Okay. So yeah, I wonder though, what what kind of gains are they posting? I'd be interested in Olympic fan. I'd be interested in what kind of gains. Like it's like two words gains or you mean or in the flaccid? I only care about gaining flaccid. Gaining hard is like whatever. Yeah, but I think there's a there's a your theory of drinking water. I think that's true. Oh, dude, acidity. Yeah, I mean, being yeah, being well hydrated for sure. That's verified. Do you do more hanging? Yeah. Well, I mean, I get you have to pee your dick gets bigger kind of almost get a boner if you wait long enough to pee bad enough. You kind of chop up and you're like, yo, let's go. It's all coming together. Now I'm going to get up on this plane and walk to the back. Yeah, there's no better thing. I mean, it's such a weird thing because like, yeah, you can be like semi-chubbed and fucking popping out of the sweats. And it's like very powerful. Then you catch yourself. You go, why am I doing this? This is crazy. Nobody's paying any attention. Have a fucking I am in public. Let me go. This is free time. So guys, before we conclude, since we're at almost an hour, is any final words? I would like to hear people people think about the nugget. I want to see if I'm alone. Having a baby suck on the nugget suck on the nugget. Babe suck it on the nugget. I mean, it's I don't think you would be a bad time. You know, I have thought about it in the last few minutes thinking about the turn it could do in her mind though. But you also, you can't put the nugget in bed and not do anything to it yourself. You can't just have the babe sucking on the nugget. You're going to have to plow the nugget in front of the babe. You got it. You got it, dude. I think that's and that is I don't yeah, that will feel hilarious. I mean, it's it's got it. I don't know. Just the image would go through her brain. They would just you just store it and just be like, I mean, I would like you catch a glimpse of yourself. Fucking the nug in the mirror. You got to cover it up. You got cover the mirror up. No, the nugget. You got to make it look like there's somebody there. Just an ass poking out. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, some of the covers. I think it's our secret. It's a corner of videos. It's a matter of fact. Wait a second. This is in my torso. I left here. This is a person. Play the trick on me. You goofed me. Well, guys, I think we made it to an hour. Thank you, guys, very much. Thank you guys for slapping it up. Cool, cool. Hey, watch new episodes of Matt and Shane's secret podcast on Spotify. Do it.