Ep 598 - Night Shadow (feat. Dan Soder, Chris O'Connor, Billy)

wild wild west ew dude ew what is that ew dude did you spit that onto your phone no no no i i was eating earlier and i i had it like this so maybe a little raunch dipped on that is what it is a little patina didn't hurt anyone you got some raunch on your phone dude it smells though no it smells like raunch do you ever spit up that stuff that was like as a kid no you ever spit up like a ball just oh like phlegm or what no it was like i think it was like a thing that my buddy had it real bad he had to have like surgery yeah it was like something wrong with his tonsils or something but like i think there's a period during your adolescence where you can cough up it's just like a solid house of tartar oh are you talking about it's like a pocket in the back of your throat yeah yeah i guess it's a tonsil stone yeah like a gumball machine they smell like a fucking asshole do they really oh what is it it's just fucking gunk and your tonsils they like it's little like deposits of shit i don't know damn it's just like did you do that is that what's happening it only happened like once but my buddy had it so bad he had to get like surgery you smelled it i did smell that yeah when it came up i like oh i was like did he want did he want time it turn tail off you it's like an alien egg dude because i smelled it didn't smell like anything and i broke it and it was like oh my god you were a curious man i mean dude if you're not one of those he tried to he did gender alter and he gender altered he tried to poke his nipples when they were getting puffy as a boy i know a kid who did that but his dad had him on hgh and his nipples started lactating what and then he put a fucking pin in it and squeezed it can i tell you as a nipple guy that's crazy that's crazy forever listen i've been a puffy nipple since i was a boy but here's here's what you do at the public pool you do a side tickle get them things down oh really and you look great this gets your nipples down you just go like you tickle it hard and you get like you get like yeah card nipples you get your nipples hard before you get yeah why not i'm not walking around puffy nipples puffy nipples always dog not like crazy puff just like a little puff just like pill and you never thought about getting rid of them now what am i the rock you know the rock had nipple surgery really yeah when he was like rocky maya via and he came in he had like big puffy nipples and then you see him a couple years later and it like looks like yeah you gotta do that yeah if you're a pro wrestler you can't have was it was that it's a fucking disaster that's crazy that's like elbow pads on your tits yeah you're just definitely a heel there's nothing you can do you have to have straps that's straps if you're pro wrestler you in the vader suit sometimes you got to get a surgery because you're like if you take steroids you get like gyno and like you get like fluid build up in your nipples wouldn't know like i'm natural but you are like i'm natural matt's juice to the i saw a picture of him the other day dude he's like actually like fucking big looks like jocko willick dude i saw a picture of him in the back can't make my birthday party good don't want to make me a call on my 40th good the uh yeah mass juice to the gills we pray for him we pray dude i hope i hope he just takes over austin when you're gone i mean you come back and there's gates built he's fully yeah that's the austin lifestyle he's juiced biohacking yeah you got to go down there get get giant with hot dog mick and that's uh yeah that's good stuff well i'm glad you're here dude i want to settle this austin new york beef once it's the gayest thing i hate it did it keep it's like it is uh like a old person with dementia yeah you go the deadliest game yeah uh yeah the lamar thing was like i didn't even know i got told like bush got told the towers got hit yeah i sat down for the regs and they whispered into my ear and i was like he said the mayor got attacked there got crushed we put his tweet at the end of our intro this week did you see it yeah listen no so no oh my god the mayor's got it is my favorite tweet i mean i don't know it's it's wonderful msnbc brain is crazy because now that means you also have stuck through the shifting through the through the the trans surgery that the network went through or it's like that's my dead name my new network name is sa yeah he's all about that shit really i swear to god if it's on the view he agrees he could be the sixth chair just to let you know where lamar's brain is my grandmother's greatest defender my great yeah he's the guardian he's the guardian of the mantle he's chimera he um my grandmother before she died i want to say like 93 to 97 which is we should wake up and just blare the view at like 73 volume so when i'd be at her that's what's happening in my house right now i just wake up in here like joy bay art being like i'm sorry he's not okay and you're like look what kind of like grandma's guest bedroom like what the fuck is that let me see that's me here i'll tell it to you alex jones might be the biggest victim of this epstein shit because like he tried and then he fell for the hillary shit and then he kept falling into epstein traps joe rogan too yeah fully concise thought it makes i can't even i can't even decipher what that means i love i think what do you think it means i think it's one of those things where you're gonna look at it backwards and see the pattern he's speaking to us strictly in code like listening to led zeppelin backwards see it was dershowitz the whole time yeah he's telling it's high level the only time i talked to matt out undercover in a suit just my uh my hair is a character my ring camera on my ring camera i see him pick up his girl hub so i get to anytime the thing i get to talk to him i go put the fucking twitter down bro dude delete your twitter he's like okay i will it's so funny i got some good photos i'm scratching like that geo camera it is dude it's like those live cameras of falcons on skyscraper you know he's eating again that's him that's him picking up the pizza that's so fucking funny you should put it on the like fate local facebook group like has anyone seen this man at the front of the film i film him collecting his pizza please turn him into austin sasquatch oh no oh that's so i gotta call him to wake him up to order a whole order of grub hub and fall asleep yes and i'll just keep checking the ring camera and be like dude your food's still outside it's been outside for two hours you know i'm full of sleep gotta do a highlight video i'm a boss by rick ross and picking up all the good old grub hub yeah that's uh that's what he's up to excuse me what why'd you touch my leg bro companionship okay nothing more this episode is brought to you by viori guys we've been wearing viori lately it's a game changer the core shorts work for pretty much anything gym errands hanging around the house whatever man and the strato tech t insanely soft you're gonna want to wear it 24 7 everything is comfortable but looks good at the same time it just works it just works get 20 off your first purchase at viori.com slash mssp and discover the versatility of viori clothing exclusions apply visit the website for full terms and conditions i did that the other night i ordered mcdonald's for the first time in a long time which night arch has called your name i think it was friday it could have been saturday was i with you because you've been putting together some performances really idiot comment yeah well i will say the whole crew because we got to work monday through friday so then friday rolls around you go we're gonna the squad's not used to not being able to drink during the week you guys have you pulled a dastardly trick on saturday where i you were like what are you doing and i was like i'm gonna go across the street and watch the flyers game and you were like you gave me every indication you'd show up and then i just started throwing them back i was sitting alone i showed up to the bar like nine nine ten p.m he was already back in bed he went back to sleep fucking ripped by himself in a dog bar and then blame you he was like where were you i told you i was going i said i started drinking why didn't you why were you there it would have been nice i feel like i had something to do i don't think i couldn't have gotten day drunk no you were thinking about going the sixers oh yeah they had a little double header it would have been nice it would have been nice but you shit your pants we can't go we can know we can't go today flyers games yeah we can that was another disaster no that was him derosa and beezer to a flyers game it's a crew it is a rough crew that's crazy that's like a bank heist crew that's a bad that's just all um the bad guy from heat it's just a whole crew the whole crow's way lingro you guys are all fucking bad well derosa was the he was the the key to the fall give it you fall now i fall down so i i swear he's always doing shots he's always suggesting doing that i wasn't drinking at the game really i might have had three beers yeah so then we go to a bar after i'm talking to chris i turn my head for you 15 minutes i look back he's like asleep it's like what the fuck happened here he's a derosa how is he sleeping i look to my right derosa's over just a head head in the hand Yeah, do you do the do you do the heads up seven up sleep on the bar? Oh, you do a little kid picture. Yes Sleeping dog Dude taking a little day Siesta from booze at a bar. That's crazy. Well, we went hard that we went hard the night before Yeah, and then I made it through the I made it through the game And into the night game you were great and people were taking performance enhancers. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I refuse the performance is great dude Adderall hitting the drinking scene was like steroids and baseball in the late night You're like motherfuckers were hitting diggers in ways that you're like, it's probably responsible for like 75% of the DUIs Absolutely fun guy you find that data. You'll see a spike You're fucking 100% there Mentally, I'll drive right now. Yeah, you're totally fine. He's witness. He's witnessed me in my song. Give out my body shots down No, I'm like dude. I'm ready to go if you are Can't walk We got to stay here one of the most embarrassing Drunks I've ever been was I did an all-nighter in Vegas when I was like in my 20s and my friend and I were gambling Late and I was so drunk. I dropped a chip. It was a hundred dollar chip and the end the guy was like Jesus Christ And I was like, I can't find it Like he goes like I was looking for it. I just remember him go like this Well, I can't help you look for it And I was going it's a hundred dollar chip and I and I want I needed to write something down and I couldn't write and I was Like this is fucking about the chip leans leans get dangerous at that hour to lean over cuz you're Vector whatever is much smaller Right office and I'm not joking. I want to put a time at around 6:30 in the morning in Vegas. That's Terrible, it's a terrible way to go. Yeah That's like the all-pro kick Well in Mademoiselle You're like this could go good probably not When you're falling in the moment of acceptance There is like a little much time did you go when you're drunk fall? There's so much time to be like no way I'll fall Fucking kills the back in the day already Fuqua would just have women with them at the cellar So you'd like finish a show at the cellar and already be like, oh, you don't know my homegirl and it'd be like Two Swiss women that you're like, hey nice to meet you. I was blackout and Artie was like, oh my Australian friends And they're like we got into all the tile and drinking you want to go and I goes blackout and I was on the patio Smoking a cigarette and I came in and didn't see a table and took a shot block On my right leg where I fucking dude, I still remember how long that fall was cuz I was like whoa It just ate shit, but god Up quick and was like it was the thing we check your shin later and you go But dude, I remember that just bought and they're like Yeah, what? Yeah, being in Westchester in this It's bringing it back for me big time. I used to bite it. Yeah every every yeah fall. I'll be here in college There's no but there's snow and ice. There's everything's a brick sidewalk here. So it'd be frozen. I just be like We'll try to leave a bar. I'd fall like 10 times Into snow banks It's tough to get out of it's like a beanbag chair you're getting up hammered off and a slippery substance He was your original brewski. Tom's back to the house company. No, they took it was the original brewski tumble Yeah, it's been it like blew his fucking eyebrow Do when bloods involved it's so it makes it funnier. Yep. Oh my pop-up You should do it like every like three months I was taking brewski duties a beat like he would just watch the Phillies We go over there Sunday and then like every like five to six months The ambulance would come because he'd be out back and he just fucking eat shit and he was like 72 So he would just like be bleeding out of his other. I'm okay. I'm not good. They just bring him to the hospital and bring him back Yeah, I forgot Phil took a brewski tumble recently He gets fucked up on the tag long as shit and he fell on the deck so it was loud as hell Ruin the house heard it now. He's laying on the ground laughing. They're like get up Yeah, if it is like my grandma was in like her we start falling in her 80s They are they're less worried about it than you are My grandma or I grandma called me one time was just like yeah fell in the garage She lived by herself. I was like, how long are you down there for and she was like, it's like 20 minutes It's like She's like Just getting up not today every trip to the basements 127 hours I'm ready to cut it off. I'll cut it the fuck off Man, that's yeah, you're lucky if you get old and fall like that. I mean, that's a good life. That must be crazy Constantly taking basically the equivalent of drunk Falls Your ad goes me tough getting out of this chair. Oh, I'm gonna fall and die you just shatter my arm and He used to think back to every Christmas on the whole fall You're like, oh I want a 96 was real good Heading for the ground I'm talking about before my grandma. He was falling a lot before she died Yeah, one of them she went to turn the faucet on behind her house She fell behind a bush and got stuck behind her house for like she had to wait till the neighbors kids came home from school It was laying under the under the bush like I was like I was a witch Many see an old woman's face like Sprinted inside help me To turn it off a drippy hose Scary as little kid. Yeah. Yeah, you never know which way to turn it When the mud the mud's all wet, yeah We had that going on here through the sprinkler It's been going on in my house. Really? Yeah, the water kept shutting off Because of the day it was like suspected leak now. Yeah, it'll sensor so it just keeps shutting the water off Oh, I'm so they don't are fucking all the pipes. Our hose was on For like four days Dean. You just had a long backyard. Yeah. No, it's frozen. It was just cool device This is a kid standing on the back So I got that going on I know now, you know, that's something you know I've never been in a house where the water shuts off like that. We'll kick on if you take a long shower I'll kick on if you take a long shower. I'll kick on if you take a long shower I'll kick on if you take a long shower No, you got a I bet it actually would you'd have to take like three hours shower. Yeah, bro. Same guy. Is that the same? I just want to reach for you down it Relax This episode is brought to you by price picks shoot your shot on price picks and get $50 instantly in lineups when you play your First five dollars. 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He's got to carry it Yeah, I mean you show me he's gotta carry the boats for what you guys have Peter D on he's I wasn't there says Matt That's crazy Yeah, we had one of the major Epstein bros on yeah, I don't know anything about it. Yeah, he's like a dude who drives you $250,000 to live forever and he was like, I I don't really know much about Epstein Like I taught him a few times and like there's just all these Correspondents and allegedly like his kid was dying and his memoir talks about it and then he was actually just in New York and he's Like yeah, I'll go I'll come chill and his book is like dude. I was just i was drowning in work but he's just he said he was enamored by famous people and he really didn't mean it and he doesn't know about any of the pedophilia stuff so that getting caught like your email oh yeah getting leaked and you know like text messages got leaked bro somebody was telling me they were gonna add the future of who share what you share on instagram i have to explain how it's a joke like to each other no yeah somebody mentioned that to me i hope that's not true well that's the destruction of society an instagram reel it'll say who shared it no don't do that which if that happens we're in trouble don't do that what do you mean it's like you know how they do who liked it or who follows you have to say who shared this maybe the the person but is that no no no not yet don't worry i'm with you i'm telling you right now that's the only thing that might send dude no one can see that joke no one can see that dude's kissing is a joke these kissings are funny i think i think i mean an aggressive i think say yes one to all you guys but yeah the juicy booty one yeah that's what i sent back to you was the why are you gay no i'm not worried about the gay stuff yeah dude but that would that might be the only thing that would buy a sucker bird clip what emails no if they fucking start showing you who share shit is that between us let's have fun let's have fun i thought you said if he got on the epstein file no that shit won't get you why is it i'll just be like one zero zero zero one one one one one zero zero zero you're out dude how you feel your boys on the hill your boy trump your boy uh all uh you know what are you gonna do could have could have called that one but you know all right we don't have to i had we don't want politics they say that but at the same time it's like there's other people i like way worse guys are trying to make america great again then that would happen the fuck there's sometimes you had a speed bump i hear you i hear you tiny speed bumps people have been like messing with i was like dude i fell for killing on like what did you expect obviously this shit's going to happen and it's going to get me every time baton's a nasty little fucker and baton's on there he's like boys with that yeah oh they like cultivated the culture war they like created it you read it you go i knew it yeah i knew someone smarter than all of us was behind this going like you two should fight yeah yeah god fuck dude there's like a four hour long interview with him on like pbs that's like incredible really banning yeah oh yeah america has watched all of his shit rocks his shit rocks he's yeah like starts talking about like cincinnatus and shit like that yes he really it's the kind of thing that you like turn on to be like fuck this fucking guy yeah and then you're like oh shit oh man he's a he's a really good and he's pretty yeah he's good at yeah you listen to everything talk though he's a little effeminate a little bit is he oh dude there's like he's showing his private i was like this is my beach uh it's private so no one can see me can come on here this is my pool it's like very yeah might be the ultimate reverse he might i'm not a pedophile i'm just gay my head the old spacey yeah i ain't doing any of that shit for the record i'm gay that was the best shit rock what a move what a houdini out of cuffs how could i be raving women when i like men i think they were all male accusations there's still guys he's like right but i'm gay he should have caused your sosa they should have crippled yeah he should have done the reverse and then he's after he got caught he'd be like actually i'm fucked up oh no i actually have a lip you can't come after me that's that with gnome chomsky gnome chomps he's all over he's just old as balls he's like fucking he looks like something a cat spit out he's all over everyone's yeah he's all of boy that's not my boy i fucking hate that guy you love that shit i hate that you're a liberal history you're a chompaholic yes dude he loves liberal yeah you guys you guys wish you were as center as i am i hate chomsky what it's centrist yeah i'm so in the center it's unbelievable you guys wish oh you mean chris the balanced o'connor well sure he's for guns but he's also for fucking universal health care in a way that's pretty taxpayer friendly oh now you're talking to the actual balanced all right guns this guy screams and cries about guns maybe you've changed your mind this is great oh you know shotguns together yeah you guys went to the range you've always i cry pro guns yeah when did i have a problem with you oh okay that's new damn i think we should do something to keep him oh well that for sure yeah it's one way to put it oh you're one of those uvaldi liberals i bet you think cops shouldn't have punisher logos on their phone too while they're waiting for the great country it became cool for the libs to let guns i'd say five years ago no dude ice flipped everybody now liberals are like dude i'm fucking no no well that was now punisher skull but the teeth are the rainbow the lgbtq have you ever watched the punisher logo with brenthal or barenthal harrison yeah i've watched it fucking sick yeah yeah it's great he's got ptsd which is what he should have yeah he's just a full fucking vigilante with ptsd and i like yeah the the scene where like it's check spots for me i was dying watching once he put the skull on his chest i was like holy shit cops think this is them yeah there's cops out there like that's pretty much it oh they don't understand that he's in so many edits that cops share on instagram it's like it's like him putting the thing on hitting the punisher edit punish was a good season one good as it's great i gotta watch i never watched that season he did with daredevil was great too i didn't see that one season three daredevil or shit where punisher comes in fucking multivariate crossover i used to love the punisher that had like what's the guy from hong in it what's that guy oh yeah that was great aaron yeah is that aaron eckhart no it was uh kind of looks like him though yeah but i know what you're talking about that shit was awesome was hung about a dude with a big dick yeah he's about a gigolo oh okay i remember i tried i never watched that he by the way that's how this is how bullshit it was all of his clients were just sexy ladies yeah it's not like an old gross gay dude fem cells it's obviously that's every juggalo juggalos i want to watch you i want to watch you play with your big old dudes you're dylan jane yes thomas jane's just beating off for like a dude that looks like the guy that put together in sync i won't touch you what's that guy's name lou uh witsky no no that's fucking shout out bonfire don't do that oh lou Swayze oh yeah that's such a funny edit traitor yeah i used to watch tv guide like at night at my cousin's house i'll just sit there and watch tv guide wait for hbo to come up see if it was tbma and then it would say hung and i put on like fuck this is gay yeah and then even sex in the city i would turn it on like at what point did they get naked yeah do you turn it off rarely yeah you missed the golden it was tough to catch a beat to sex in the city i got it done it was tough uh mad dog on um what's the flashing one oh the infomercial on girls go wild well that was that was a that's a guarantee rock hard yeah i think i had no idea what jerking off was yet oh man all those years you just go into bed with a full tank yeah i don't know what this is oh my god but then the first z's after you pull it yeah there you go i think i've just reached a different state of yeah i don't know what this is oh my god but then the first z's after you pull it yeah there you go i think i've just reached a different state of life now i i was panicked because i had no idea what was going on i freaked the fuck out that night of sleep was like first night you busted yep after i lost it i was like i was like do i need to tell my parents did i break something oh yeah yeah i just i just laid in bed and i was like i hope the same shit but you had i hope i didn't do any i don't know it's like if i wake up tomorrow and everything's fine i know it's a different topic but first time i got a calf cramp while i was sleeping i was like great my season's over i just tore everything in my leg i don't know what that was but i'm done because you know what's funny is were you dead asleep yeah it was in the morning it was in the morning and i got a calf cramp it was my it was either my sophomore year going into my junior junior it was the off season it was right before football started and i was genuinely like season's done i just tore everything that's the most painful thing i've ever had yeah my my shit was atrocious because i did have older brothers and i had a portable dvd player and i found one of their porno dvds which was busting up my butt volume two shut up and i would there was like a bunch of tries but nothing happened then one day it happened and it was like kind of nighttime got immediately scared thought i was going to hell so i just sprinted outside and started playing basketball yeah sweat out the soon i was tired i was so scared i was like what the fuck's it i just the only time i've ever been afraid like that from waking up is waking up with the hiccups for the first time do you feel like you're drowning on dry land terrifying you're like dead asleep and you wake up you go yeah you woke up with a hiccups i've done it dude i've done it a lot like terrible indigestion yeah and you just like grubbing before sleep every night i was basically living with you i saw the way you grow i would eat big mac and cheeses before you go to sleep dude he was like fucking 50 high chews oh dude i used to walk through high shit fucking 10 pounds of carry i'll eat that curtain eating a high chick dude i was for real it's just japanese rubber that they sent over here but i would order these like big fucking tins of mac and cheese and dump hot sauce on it and then just like at three in the morning be like you wake up and you're like dude it's fucking terrifying like I try to go you like sleepy but scared it's the worst I'm scared waking up a lot later I'll just start having like this crazy running thoughts my dude what the fuck is going on today's the day you die you're gonna die right now here we go dude I was having a completely fine day yeah I think I had sleep paralysis this week same here when you guys get woke up are you so scared you're just scared you can't do anything no at this point I can I can see it hat like I'll be having a dream and go like I'll wake up try to go back to sleep and I'll start having a dream where like I'm getting I'm about to like fall over I was like you motherfucker I'm about to have sleep paralysis then I have sleep paralysis I can like feel it coming on and go you fuck damn I didn't have the full I just woke up scared as fuck from something I don't know what that was it sounded like something was in my room screaming yeah because you'll like think like always kind of dream a little like two minutes I was yeah it was terrifying you're so terrified but then immediately you go to sleep it's so funny whatever nothing we haven't seen before but then you're like ah you ever have the knock where you're going to sleep and you literally thought someone knocked on the door and you're like looking around like no that would scare the fuck my scares I would I'd much rather wake up with the cups yeah then fucking did a did a castle door it's like a cop knock I'm like what the fuck but I'm just dreaming I told you I had one where somebody walked across my room and it was so real I thought it was my dad I was like no one else is here I was like Phil get the fuck out of my room dude he just walked and stood in the corner where it was really dark I couldn't see anything and then it took me like two minutes to be like no one's there this is that was a I saw a ghost walk across that's when the fears but for some reason I wasn't scared at all really I don't know why yeah even after the realization yeah you're like no one's in the room yeah no one's in the room right from that time of the service bro probably skeleton closet you're the punisher if you guys saw what I saw damn you're Frank Castle you guys have no idea you guys were fucking around in college yeah I was at the point yeah you were yeah you were what year was it oh seven I was graduating eighth grade my friend okay I'm talking about your time in the in college you went you fucked off they said this is not a man for higher education no no fuck no he's not ready for books where'd you go it's time for podcast I went to Delaware County Community College for a year D president's list no big deal and then temple I quit after a year two years and I was like two years it was like three class I was like you can take three classes it's sweet so yours took three classes I was like physics is fuck I did a thing where I had a dream about this that I was going to somehow miss a class and it was like some like second semester or some shit MLK day was on that Monday and I was like I'm taking a screenshot of my fucking uh courses so I can just use this every fucking week and then in physics they kept talking about this lab that I had no idea what the fuck they were talking about it turns out I was I took a screenshot of MLK day which we were off that day so there's no class so I missed a construction safety class and a physics lab for about a month and a half and then I came to the construction safety thing I was like I had no idea I had this class I passed that one but I just dropped physics fuck that physics is impossible you're missing all that time that are coming in and being like they kept you've learned basic things that I have no concept they kept talking about it in class I was like beetlejuice in class okay no clue what's going on the lab in class oh yeah I went to one lab and I was like I gotta drop this yeah dude when you when you fucking out kick your coverage in college you go to I was like I needed a class and I was like I'll do philosophy I'm a pretty philosophical dude yeah I was like what is it rationalism let's fucking go I didn't realize Arizona has one of the top philosophy departments in the fucking country and I took like a 400 and it was Rene Descartes and it was so hard that I was just rereading sentences and I had to go to the teacher like I was retarded I was like I don't understand any of this he's like well you took a couple 100s and 200s I was like no anyway how were you able to sign up for this class I was like I don't know brother but we're here you said I signed up therefore I am yeah yeah there you go a fucking difference between body and mind is there I don't know I'm a fuck yeah I don't I'd get I just smoke camels before I go in there and he just like always looked at me like get out of here I think I got a d so I passed that's good those books are bullshit anyway yeah I've tried to read them it's nonsense just a French fucking heroin addict yeah and they don't just be like am I alive are you alive and they don't they don't like write it in a way that it's like building an argument no and they don't like the junk drugs yeah yeah just say old drugs they didn't even know there were drugs they thought they were just fucking inspired supposedly all those grim fairy tale people were on heroin and shit like Hansel and Gretel they were just fucked up on heroin and made all these scary ass dudes that is that makes so much sense if you if Shakespeare two 14 year olds falling in love to the point of suicide it's just a guy fucking working out heroin he's like I was in love yesterday and now I'm fucking sweating I'll kill myself if she killed herself fuck all this shit yeah that makes sense yeah what if homeless or heroin guys are still hitting fucking scary stories 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what happens how what was the total cost i don't know he orders everything but i think it was like when he was going through like a psychosis so he's having a breakdown it was fucking nuts and he just kept like fucking saying the weirdest shit to people what do you do you think anybody in his family like when you know i don't know i don't know anybody you've known people go crazy when he locked in on rogan were people like hey why would you shift off i don't think dude they were riding like in caravans they were yeah they're like multiple cars together it's crazy driving also they put a super mario kart all together in a pole barn and they each have a 65 inch tv this close to their face i would do anything that if that was my dad but i will die liver king does yes it's family bonding time they all have 65 inch tvs literally like a foot away from their face by mario kart you would get in a jeep and go and fight i'll take an entire podcast network went to what a boy i go through an austin killing spree for fucking 65 inch mario kart he went to what a burger and ordered fucking everything those kids will probably murder someone for yeah true yeah that is like is he allowed to get toppings on stuff is that against his mantra 3.0 1.0 was all about that shit 3.0 holy trinity you can do whatever you want you can do whatever you want just gotta be happy just gotta lock it down yeah and do hd $30,000 a month a month it was something wild like he was doing like 20 grand of hgh a month and then he had people like fucking like i think i'm gonna turn my life around honey and i livered either all that's the first it's always the first guy yeah this sounds like a great idea this guy looks fantastic yeah liver's so hard not to make me sick no pain no gain he's like we're trying to gut it down he's like i'm gonna look like you all right this guy's just like dude could liver king hit a baseball i doubt it'd be fun if you just fucking that'd be awesome if he's just hitting like five third yeah he's just showing otani's like he's sick now he's he's not a fine motor skills guy no but i'm just saying running with weights if he could you never know dude there's no way the king the king there's no way not to be confused with the guy but he couldn't i bet you could throw a dart i don't think his fine motor skills are all there and he also has a hurt eye so yeah he does have a hurt oh yeah he actually is good like uh the superhero is that the ipad that i'd like to be hung up all guys least favorite person he just throw it yeah just got the bone arrow yeah he pissed me off i just watched i'm going through the multiverse in correct order right now so i just got hawkeye fighting with thor and them it's pretty good with the bow and arrow though yeah just fucking people up but all he got turned by loki but does he do anything other than fire a bow and arrow no he just got the fucking hawkeye he's security no he didn't got the fucking hawkeye he's security but also once they die with a bow and arrow but he's got wild fucking i think he's like some sort of fucking freak or something like that wait somebody should fight him that just has a gun yeah they go hey cool bow and arrow yeah i have an ak-47 look at this hey hawkeye no he's like the comanche dude yeah how'd that turn out for that you were on the whole ran into some fucking gun yeah they ran into iron it's got next level movement i'm sure yeah can he move it fast or something i don't fucking know honestly i really don't it's just a guy with an archer no i mean uh yeah no offense am i just don't like hawkeye nothing against jerry yeah jerry got rolled up for a while he did he got smushed he got smushed by like a snowmobile yeah that would kill they came back did you ever see the size of it do those cats got rolled up all right yeah what he got rolled up on he got smushed he got like actually smushed everything you could take a car rolling over your foot yeah i think about him as every time a car backs up next to me i just want to fucking put my foot quickly you'd be fine i think i think it would just go like i don't know like i think if it stopped on your foot you're fucking big yeah you're in trouble that pressure i don't know something about this i've been watching uh sri lanka has got talent on instagram who sri lanka the island nation that is good shit so good who are the judges one of them what uh i don't know just whoever like three fat guys from sri lanka yeah they're like dude you're fat you must be so powerful you have a warren shirt on sir did you judge this dance competition who's the dude is that from street fighter he's from sri lanka cigar oh is it cigar the fucking crazy mullet that's like what no blanca is from brazil he's from brazil i thought he was from sri lanka yeah maybe it's just blanca i just know from the map selecting on the street fighter this is what i'm talking about it looks like it's filmed in the parking lot of america's got talent like it looks like they were like you guys can go outside his talents this is crazy that's his talent wheels flat bro he gets run over by a tractor how do you think he discovered this talent over his cheeks damn you gotta tune in to sri lanka's got talent season three yeah you never think about how third talent how worst worst countries have way better talent shows because it's like basic necessity bro you gotta see how bad these talents are it's like four dudes roller skating that was one of them yeah this is incredible yeah how the fuck did you guys get roller skates yeah what i like the acting are drinking non-potable water it's honestly look at this look at this cloudy cup it's honestly like a fifth grade kids have talent that's what the moves are it's like when kid goes outside he goes yeah i got a bike i'm gonna jump over one trash can and go holy fuck this kid's unbelievable he goes i bet you i'll eat that because i'll eat i'll eat and he goes see these two worms yeah don't give me an x i've been getting hit with african skateboarders like on dirt roads it's fucking sick that's nice very good african pro wrestling is what's up really you've seen those guys in ghana no i don't think i do in the mud ring they do some crazy shit that those power bombs on the mud look fucking cool as hell they're hitting like hill they're hitting like cool ass moves and you're like these guys aren't doing it with like a ring with any break in it you're like it's great mud splash yeah huge mud like a big indian guys fake wrestling whatever that is yeah they slap each other's chests yeah you understand what's going on there that kills yeah it would hurt it slapped in chest hard as it fuck digging chops they like jump occasionally they throw like superman slap i seen a my cousin ajax he's fucking huge and he was up on a ladder on an extension ladder and he either hit a power wash or something like that it fell back from the top hit the ground i saw him make an imprint in the grass and dirt and got the fuck up really it was the craziest shit i've ever seen was it like do you think he has like drunk driver brain where he was just like relaxed and just went like no ajax is just like a like an animal he's like yeah he's a fucking beast he's crazy to watch him hit and then watch him get back right up wait didn't he crush a burrito what was it oh he used to crush burritos all the time but he used to like he'll eat a drink a whole pot of coffee cold what yeah hey guys really quickly um please for the love of god come out this weekend las vegas nevada the plazo theater you guys are a last minute town you do this to me every time i come there and you just you buy tickets like two days before and it makes me nervous please come and that's that's this friday night 213 2026 uh 214 valentine's day i'll be at the paramount theater in denver colorado uh it's looking pretty solid but you know just come out if you don't know about it you're hearing about it if you want to come come and then after that i'll be in boise idaho salt lake city cleveland ohio pittsburgh st louis indianapolis uh i'll be in a bunch of places go to matt mccusker.com for tickets please and uh just please come to uh optimal noctis me lemare sean it's always a good time the next one is february 17th at the creek in the cave you can get tickets on creek in the cave.com please and lemare's mom will be at this next one i mean come on mrs lee will be at the next out if that sells you and i'll also be in salt lake city with nathan uh march 27th and 28th i believe tickets are at sean gardini.com this is sean gardini thank you so much also go to lincoln financial field for shane show oh yeah you'll see shane that's gonna be very very sick and hey guys i'm looking at the seat map right now don't think like oh get around to it this is gonna sell out i'm looking at it it's pretty close to sold out so you better go shane m gillis.com that's awesome all right and we're back what a wow what a great what a wow what a great audience wow oh i haven't talked since we did the garden that was fun fucking awesome yeah thanks for having me that was so fucking fun you were saturday right yeah yeah yeah i was friday yeah i heard that friday was bananas right it had to be saturday i lost my voice but friday ruled friday was crazy because um it was me chay attell than louis but i've never seen someone get a comedy club pop at an arena like louis where david tell went louis ck and everyone went yeah and then they saw him and they were like it was crazy like they didn't believe it they went like yeah louis ck's here then you see him walk up the steps and everyone was like it was awesome holy shit it was fucking really cool we also both went thursday for scouting report yeah we both watched funniest shit was santino was going first on thursday and i got coffee with him because originally i was supposed to go second on friday and i'm like i had like i'm going second confidence we're talking to you know on thursday i go dude going first is fine you just go up there fucking lay on the jokes you'll be great so he was like all right all right and then i go there and shane goes hey you're going first on friday and i was like fuck immediately you know and i was like how was it he's like it's good oh and you had to stretch did you know yeah yeah i laughed it off did i tell you that alia came and went like this and i went yeah now because i was like you're in the round and you're like yeah there's no chance if somebody if somebody walked out while i was on stage at the fucking garden was like do more time yeah and i was like zero just finished the joke and i went no and then i came back around and she was like and i was like i would be in my head to be like that has to be a bit yeah did you guys see liver king i thought he was fucking with me there wasn't where i was like this is where ali fought frazier what are we doing here it was cool as fuck jay old mikey jay he was a little animal i know i mean dude to show up late shows up late in the dips showed up late killed and then left i went after uh when you went up i was watching you for a while then i was like came back and i was like where the fuck is jay but like he laughed after a snack oh my he's dropping to a set it's got another spot oh i did new york comedy club the garden and then uh fucking the stand late but it was dude that was fucking awesome that was that was can i tell you my favorite part was kath and i were watching from one of the secret hallways and it was when you were shit talking sarah then you were like she fucking terrorized me and then i see shane go that bitch is here tonight he says it on stage and he goes and he brought her daughter that little bitch is where the heck is he's talking shit and then sarah walks up as we're standing there and i go did you hear him talk shit and your sister went oh we deserve everything he's like we were horrible to him they suck he was so funny watching her go I knew it was coming I didn't think it'd be this but I knew it was coming hey what sweet revenge to watch it click in your head to go nice to see you now oh yeah you fucking bitch giant fat bitch that was very fun to watch yeah it was it was awesome boss man yeah big boss out there that was great it was great dude Colin Quinn it's fun to see boss be nervous yeah before this he was so nervous should I tell you something that I don't know if he'll admit but in a good way Louie was nervous everyone was everyone was everyone it was crazy to watch Louie though but like I was standing there him being like especially you're like a tell was killing tell was killed till it was killing yeah that hurt tell called the subway lord choo-choo he must be fat it was so funny it's like if you're a tourism go down and ride the subway get assaulted lord choo-choo needs blood it's so funny he was just like he just looked like a homeless guy that went up there and fucking killed for free so shit yeah dude he was the man but then Louie went up it was it was great it was fucking really cool yeah I just I like having all those guys people like how do you aren't you worried to follow all those guys it's like no I mean they're gonna bury me yeah it's just I want the people to pay to go to an arena be like that shit was cool yeah it's less pressure on me did a tell hit the recorder no he did it he had a quarter as a guard would have been nice I mean dear I used to hear him playing that during COVID while we were doing outside shows I swear to god you would take a corner and you're like and you'd be like a tell is near if I was like tracking him like you hear me like that tells near the corner it's like Grand Theft Auto when you hear a mission you go I'm not doing it yeah no fuck that I don't want to do that one that was cool as fuck man three nights at the garden that was sick yeah it did suck I got sick on Saturday yeah you couldn't tell everyone said you couldn't tell I can tell I was in my head the whole time I forgot how many fucking impressions I do the entire I'd start a joke I'm like great I scream in this I scream in like 10 fucking jokes dude there's nothing funny doesn't make any there's nothing funnier than a gay act out getting killed by you being like no voice yeah you're like I really in that moment you go I really am gay those moments where you're doing a voice and you can't because you're sick you're like it's just any anytime bombing an act out you're like I am the fucking gayest dude alive right now oh my god dude the funniest shit that I used to love watch on YouTube was comics bombing with act outs then having to get off the ground oh yeah laying down joke and then they get up and they go so anyways that's just kind of that's what that's like that shit always fucking kills me people laying on their back and talking into the mic and no one laughing and then having to stand up stand up I've seen it I've seen you've seen it a million times not knowing the floor is dusty as fuck it's covered it's all bro especially like like a black comic doing like an act hour he's like and then I get popped and pops up and then it's all he's like how y'all doing tonight a lot of beautiful women here oh ladies y'all look beautiful I know it doesn't do so well yeah I saw a guy hit the lay down bomb at uh mcgoobies getting heckled while laying down Jesus laying on his back getting heckled get up dude that's oh you suck asshole yeah yeah all right mister whatever fuck you dude just laying down on mcgoobies just looking up at a fucking ceiling of a comedy I'm gonna kill myself in Timonium never thought I'd blow my head off in Timonium Maryland dude last one of the last times I was in heights of the night I tried finding a ps4 controller this was like a couple years ago and I drove all over Timonium looking for that mall there went to the GameStop yeah got into it with the guy I was like I need a PlayStation 4 controller we don't sell and I was like how how you're fucking GameStop and he's like sir you're cursing at me he hit the don't curse at me in the store I mean how your fucking GameStop is it's a little aggressive yeah I would have gone how was it like ps5 out or like why did it was like ps5 was not out yet but they like only had the controller it was one of those times where you couldn't get a ps5 like I think that might have been out but only in stores were like the controllers for him and I was trying to get a ps4 controller and I was like dude I need a ps4 did you break the other one uh no you throw a pick no I don't break stuff anymore after after I moved out with the punching table I don't punch stuff actually you know what stopped me from punching tables it was terrifying you got a glass table no Katie Katie bought these uh Ikea fucking tables and I put my hand through one and her reaction from the other room was so I was so embarrassed by it uh I think it might have been Madden it might have been Madden and I think I threw a pick six to end it and I fucking I came down with a hammer fist on it it just broke the table and just her from the other room going what was that struck me in a way as an adult that I was like I went on Ikea and ordered one immediately they were 12 bucks yeah so it wasn't that bad it was 12 out of table yeah eventually you're gonna put a cup down on it the thing's gonna explode and just we're swell up just that like hearing your own it like snap me back to reality that I was like oh the what I said oops that goes gravity I mean what just happened here your grown woman go by watching you guys watch me spaz out didn't affect me at all I've said it 10 million times your spaz on DeRozan is my favorite spaz I think he's the only person to be able to get me to that he can get anyone to go like which is this my nephew just did this to my niece really they were playing I got him Super Nintendo for Christmas and they're all playing he died and she laughed at him he just went in the head to break him up I was like bro you gotta fucking chill out and he immediately got even more pissed off so I didn't hit her like dude we just saw you hit Mario gets you so angry video that's a different anger it is it's a different I've hit a new angry I just a rage quit yeah I just hit home screen immediately got the fucking thing I mean throw a pick I go I'm done the way that people cope for most of their life is they go the computer's fucking yeah it's crooked dude I remember Big J would hit me with that when I'd be beating him in Madden he'd go computer likes you more you're like what you think this is a popularity contest with the computer I had a meltdown the other night in uh hell that loose I got into building I got it dude I got building like Fortresses I'd love to learn how to do that yeah so I was just running supplies for like 20 minutes to just dump a million supplies and this was like starting to build a fortress and then all the other Engineers came and started building shit and uh this guy just put a piece of barbed wire fence and like butt fucked it so hard you know I was like no that isn't a lot of work though and it's not how he ran for like an hour yeah it's not I was driving the supply truck damn yes it's also that's crazy to play that game and be like I'm gonna be the supply truck guy that's why I see no action dude you're just literally just dressing up in the uh regalia no it's a perfect point I could like I could I was building sick bunkers and shit everywhere like we had the whole thing defended we just needed to close off this one side and this just put and you can't dismantle barbed wire you have to like blow it up and it was like the game to end yeah yeah that guy and that guy knew what he was doing he was like yeah watch this that's always frustrating we'll be getting a tank you gotta drive the length of the battlefield that it ends yeah I just did that and called dude I just been using bazooka over and over I don't have my headset and the dude was just like why don't you stop shooting and stuff and take down the UAV you asshole I just went over and over I had an officer try to steal one supply truck get your own dude talk to the commander get another yeah Vietnam's gonna be nice yeah it's gonna be hell I lose Vietnam really I don't do well I mean I'll play I it's weird I get into video games but I have to be like recommended them yeah I have to be stalker too you'll play the show all right I mean Ark Raiders was the thing I got at New Year's and I love it but just camp out and kill you when you're about to leave in the elevator they just rat your I've heard it's awesome I got recommended that game I was thinking about getting it yeah it's great yeah you can team up right oh yeah yeah go in team of threes go trios bro Gabe's doing uh that would be that quick Tarkov on Twitch Gabe Davis I got into Twitch I never got Twitch it's hilarious it's so watch people play I watched it last night Twitch is nuts yeah I just watch games you can watch all types of nobody's watching there's like people with zero views it's awesome dude you know how much you could with someone if you just go to their thing and then give them like a hundred bucks oh but they'd be like Shane Gillis just give me 100 bucks there you go anyways you guys are gonna see here it's a zero views it's I've looked at it last night a lot of it's girls doing like ASMR I clicked one report and I like almost entered the I think I entered the chat oh but I don't think I don't think it shows your name but I panicked wow wow oh there he is welcome back it's it's fun man yeah on Twitter I never even knew that thing existed yeah I I set it up I was trying to stream on it for a while that would have been fun dude I'm a modding Gabe's uh Twitch yeah I just kicked everyone out to talk I like that yeah it's fun get the his brother out soccer yeah yeah because Gabe keeps saying he's gonna beat me up when I say Gabe I'm gonna literally I'll pay someone to kill you he was he was banned people that like Gabe that's referred he was playing and kept just messaging Gabe remember our time in Cleveland that was so much fun remember what we did in cleveland he's fucking freaking yeah he doesn't he doesn't take kindly to it i get in there i say show holes show cheeks show your feet he's like what the fuck is wrong with you also with the lighting yeah headset is very hard to try to get him to kill his teammates he won't shoot well i mean one of the hardest you've ever made me laugh was when i started playing red dead redemption 2 and i went to the bathroom and i come back out and shane has my controller unpaused and he's aiming my gun at my horse's head and i was like dude what are you doing he's like i'm gonna kill your fucking i'm gonna kill night shadow he's like i'm gonna kill that shadow i had a black horse i was like don't you kill my black horse he came and healed the hostage you get it's a custom name he named it night he sat tight in night shadow what a cool name for a horse that's why i wanted to kill it no what a cool name destroy something beautiful no it is beautiful so you admit it's beauty eyeshadows no it's with a white man high as fucking queens and naming your horse night take me back take me back i agree take me back to innocent time of riding around night shadow to saint denis oh old saint denis yeah we had some times back then yeah dude find the vampire in saint denis i would i would love to hear yeah i want to work to that game but i feel like i get swallowed by it you should red redhead redemption is awesome you never played it no you should play it yes yeah but i really want to do the thing where i just want to like open a general store and like you get to that you get to that you can do some shit like i want to just be a good man i'm with you i get i'm trying to play fall anytime a new season of fallout comes out i just play the game and i forgot i don't play the game i just scrap metal and try to build forts i'm literally on the first level on the first color converters i just get under for real i just scrap metal barrels i can build a gun turret you just play a meth i can get in that fucking soul house you can take meth you can take yeah yeah i get addicted yeah and then you have withdrawals if you can't find it really yeah i'm addicted to jet and scrap metal so i play it for hours and then i go i didn't beat one level on our craters you can hit yourself with uh stimulant so you like don't have it but the other players are here so they'll run ahead of me and you hear me going just maybe like i'm just hopping up and down and it's like every time i fucking hit it every time i hit the stimmy were you good at that cyberpunk game no i never played it because it came out it was too shitty yeah dongs though shoes your dongs yeah fucking nuts do you know what i found out about the olympics do you know those ski jumpers yeah do this shit where when they're getting fitted for suit they like shoot something in their dick to make their dick bigger yeah and then they get fitted for their ski joke soon so they have extra flap so it carries them farther carries them like nine feet farther they were like and then they make that a little bigger you're because it's illegal it's illegal you got to go in and you gotta have a fake dong is that a sock in there yeah it could only be a rolls of socks you know it would be so much bigger than your actual just a remote it's a cucumber and tin foil so you gotta have a big dick to be i mean just one more hurdle from me becoming a great ski jump yeah i know gravity was better but if dick size there's no injection what they do is they inject it to make it puffier puff out and then when they're competing they're getting normal again i'll just go inside my body and not make my dick bigger does that be huge like fuck yeah just go get super embarrassed and have your dick tiny well can you just crap your pants and have it sag i should probably cut weight that's supposed to just gain a ton of weight went for the suit fitting and they have the opposite of it yeah very fat for the event fitting and then be weak as hell flying down that thing take it out i like it that's a good ass idea there's i don't know about you guys i've been watching some figure skating and some of those guys have nice asses every single one of these little twinks that gets up the quad god watch the quad god do that dude he looks great yeah he looks like he can fly like he looks like if you were like his mom's a fairy you'd be like oh yeah his backflips and he landed one footed his big his number one rival is just this little tiny japanese man who is it's a good battle i don't know if you watched their short program i did today on the team the japanese man took a little stumble and they didn't penalize him for i was talking about not the team one yeah team one he was flawless quad god though hitting those backflips well apparently those don't do shit for you really yeah that's not part of the he just wants you to know for a while it's part of the uh there's like because of how gay the sport is half your points are like dancing yeah you have to and like presentation and one of them and the moves are just half here we're watching this we're going to see who's gayest yeah how are they not busy as i went on a merry-go-round type thing at a park the other day dude if i roll if i do a net roll if i do a neck roll i'm dizzy yeah okay sit down i cut my nephew put me on started spinning around i got that's hilarious like oh who did it was like three minutes of dizzy they always try to say do that thing you look at a spot like you like snap your head around and come back to the spot it's like that's that makes it worse you're spinning my head videos to fill the whole world that's when you that's when you take a long tumble take a brisket here we go we're going in oh all right well it's a great scene great time to go eat dinner so what do you guys think about it getting some dinner you want to blow right he wants it you want some lemon meringue i'm gonna up some lemon meringue you want some meatloaf where where's the lemon meringue spot one out of two ain't bad don't worry about it um all right sick see you guys soon i'll try to do this again sorry watch new episodes of matt and shane secret podcast on spotify do it coca-cola for the big for the small the short and the tall peacemakers risk-takers for the optimists pessimists for long-distance love for introverts and extroverts the thinkers and the doers for old friends and new coca-cola for everyone pick up some coca-cola at a store near you