The conversation is a lively, humorous exchange between friends centered on fitness, personal habits, and absurd internet culture. One hosts jokingly calls the other a "smashing machine" due to rigorous training, while they both share struggles with lifting weights and physical limits. The discussion quickly turns to internet-famous figures like the "Liver King," with both mocking his steroid claims and fitness credibility. They share personal health stories, including illness from a baby-related incident and a trip to Europe during the pandemic, where they narrowly avoided the "plague" and witnessed viral moments, such as a legendary boxing match between Ricky Hatton and Floyd Mayweather. The talk then veers into playful, often crude topics like line dancing, cowboy fashion, and fetish music, including references to "Nine Inch Nails" and erotic content. A notable moment involves a shared experience with a book titled *She Comes First*, which sparks debate about sexual education and personal boundaries. The conversation ends with lighthearted jokes about pornography, abstaining from sex for years, and the absurdity of online content, all wrapped in a tone of camaraderie, humor, and self-deprecation. The dialogue blends personal anecdotes, pop culture, and taboo subjects, showcasing a mix of physicality, humor, and vulnerability.
Wow, wow, Wes and we're live dude. Wow Matthew. Thank you for joining us. Thank you. Steven Thank you for joining us. I appreciate you guys coming here for sure Matt. Matt. How are you? I'm doing pretty good, dude I was seeing it so long. I'm so uncomfortable so awkward What do you think it's awkward? It's just so fucking weird dude. I know what you've been up to. What do you think I've been up to you? You've been up to what? Training bro dude. You look training montage. It's all I'm doing. I know Training when I was like in a couple months. I want you to go damn dude. I mean every time I see you I go bro. You need to put that. He's the smashing machine. I Train for you literally the smashing machine. Have you seen that? No, please stop. I'm a cosper I didn't watch I train for you and my mommy. I love going to do it this summertime. My mom gives me the thumbs up or thumbs down If I go to the pool, take my shirt off. She'll literally be like you got fat or she'll go Well, you put on some muscles. Hello, mommy's muscle man. That's what I try to be over here. Mommy's a little muscle man I'm hoping to be your muscle man You're more jacked and bill. I had right now. It's kind of crazy dude. I never thought I'd start putting up my Never thought you would either. You put up a bench to lie. Lie. Lie. Lie. Thank you very much. Go high. Go high. Twice. I'll get up there. No, I'll say lie. Get up to three 15 to three finally for 10 I never mind. I love what's what we got the same thick ass legs We're a squat. I'm all calisthenics right now, so there's nothing which is what would you have your squat ever? I'm no fucking a day probably 225. I hate that shit. I'll just throw my back out every time I squat it I do like rap to really five for a week and then just I'm not trying to be a dick 225 from warm up did 225 from warm up way I'm feeling I'm gonna try to have the 350. I don't think I'll be able to get the thousand pounds What did I came I feel weird to tell you I don't think I'll be able to get the thousand to go I can't do it. I don't think I'm gonna do 900 pounds love make the shirt. You're like a liver king when he A minute. He's on juice. What are you talking about don't bring him up? I'm mad he come over here. He's gonna get you He's the wife. I pass you the smoky man. A rogue and you see him do that. What do you say the wife? I pass her it's fuck Seth Rogan. Oh, yeah, he calls himself He's fully lost his mind. That's probably the he's coming for you. This has nothing to do with me. Yeah, I don't want to I'm not talking shit on the liver king me and Brian Johnson go way back Dude, I don't know what you're doing right now. He's gonna fucking get you. Yeah, I'm not scared that dude What liver king how strong how are you not afraid of how you don't even cry? What he's mentally unstable right now. That's exactly you don't want to buy. He's on I don't think he can travel across state Lionsgroom. He can't do that. I've been following his Instagram. He was just off vacation. He could travel the king can move Dude look. Yes, in front of the board. The king can move. Yeah, so I can get you pond dude. Okay. Yeah, I'll mention the king He's a liver king. I'm not afraid of B.J. That's all I'm saying. Hell bro. He's terrifying pretty boy muscles Bro, what are you think fucking primal dude? I'm just fucking primal. What are you talking primal? I'm not on steroids Dude, I'm more primal than him. Dude the caveman got steroids you take hold on genuinely. This is mistake I can actually stay here. I wanna liver king's gonna get you You want to die by a liver king bear won't get killed by liver king will be sick. That's why liver king So would you like pound it lock it down? Fuck fuck. I've been watching a lot of it That's good. So you'd like the liver king I don't I mean, you don't like me. God damn Gerber and Billy versus the liver king got to be good and true I love the liver king I don't like 3.0 like 1.0 and then once he started admitting that he's on steroids fuck that just lie until you die True, that's what I was trying to tell you with the numbers for him Just lie by the numbers it is soon as someone goes how much you bet you get a 3/15. I don't know I don't understand that shit It's like dudes act like they're not gonna get in the hall of fame if they get someone catches them doing steroids Like dude, you're just chilling like nothing. It doesn't matter I'm gonna stay away from steroids now. I'm pretty much well figure yourself Not me, but I'm saying man. You're the juice. I'm telling you I'm the juice Would you be able to fight in the UFC currently 100% no way you saw to it Have you he's not a pissing hot thing be burning cops, but I don't know for what mocha? Well, but yeah, mocha is fine. It's an herbal supplement. You think mocha be peace. I T's not even high. I know My T's literally not these eyes I got a spot with that this weekend what I was like you just had a kid your e is through the roof And he immediately started smacking himself in the face and we had to be like no, no, no, no, no, that's that's high Sorry, that was high to self-punch is a high-tier spot. He immediately went to the self-punch He can only get it. He started punching himself when I was like you have too much. Yes He's hit us with some liberal talking points. So it's very fun to be like did your e is running wild devastating, and he took it to heart. Yeah, that's the eight kills you if you're if you're over 40 white now and you get called a limits Shocksteed pretty much a decent. It really is. I was really I was a I was good. He's good. He's a conservative as fuck did. I know I was quite about it You don't have to really. Okay. Yeah, there's certainly obviously some some conservative. You know, you ever see a perium? No, I don't think Harry Potter's like a neo-nazi No, but I've definitely seen hilarious watch it. Wait Daniel Radcliffe was a neo-nazi. Yeah, so I've definitely seen the clips of it That's kind of nice. It's very insane. He hits some wild ones. He's like on a march. Yeah, I've seen it He would not like you Do you think an actor that's here so when he's playing that role goes full method? Go full method. I don't know. He really you got to go a hundred percent if you're gonna do that you gotta rip the bandaid off. Yeah, just say it All right, here we go and ask gerbys. What's going on with you? No, I'm sick I got that like two two-week thing that Billy was saying he had. Oh, that's nice. That's nice to be able to say it's going around I'm not the only one for the two-week or well, I'm cuz I'd feel bad if I but it really has been going on Have you had no I've been in Texas. I've been saved from the plague. Oh jeez But we have the whole allergy thing going on so everyone's kind of sick. Yeah, yeah fucking blows. Got you I'm worried I get it. I'm gonna. I have to go to like Houston this weekend. I'm so worried. I'm gonna get sick I think it's PA. Yeah, she got to worry about Pennsylvania is no Texas. Oh really way worse. Oh the cedar with the allergies Oh, no, I met with like what's going around? Oh, yeah, good get it. Yeah, all found Billy had it your nicotine passion work That's definitely if you're fucking nicotine badge didn't work No, I was always on the same wagon. I was hoping it worked I was I was dancing around it then like a little baby came around and I think that's a got me sick and then I proceeded to cough in my girlfriend's mouth accidentally and you got sick and then everybody else in the house got sick. Damn the baby came around when you were dancing What was elaborate on that you said you were dancing around? No, it was dancing around getting sick. Oh They were dancing around in a baby came around you were kind of bugging you were bugging I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I talk to you. You were like I want to see if I can get one. I wanted to yeah He was a bug Jason all Christmas. I'm kind of jealous. You got it already before you were right before filming it would have been nice But if you're gonna have anything you need to add cuz I know I've literally been talking to you Nonstop for the last two days. Yeah, I'm gonna get it. No, but I'll say grace had it while you guys were in Europe. Yeah Yeah, so I'm gonna talk about that. Oh, yeah, I don't believe it. You dodge the plague. You're in you're in Europe No, everybody got the plague that I was waiting. Yes Every single person that's why I didn't fly back with them The whole wedding got the flu pooping in coffee Yeah, and I was like I'm not getting on that. So I went to London dude. I went to hold London down I went to the world darts championship and said that's awesome fucking rock dude. I was walking in a littler wonderland It was turned on a plane. It was turned on a plane. Oh, I was avoiding that Stay in Europe for three days. I'm not getting on the third plane What was that? She had that was like the the Ricky hat and you were yeah, it was the exact same one. It's the same only one Ricky, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember buying into the fact that he could win. Oh, we all did Mainly cuz he was a white guy And then the fight started. We went whoops Ricky hat and they were he fought Floyd Mayweather and they made like it was like HBO HBO to like the 24/7 lead out to it and you're watching it like dude hat and my wind yeah, although we've talked about before I came back around when Floyd walked out to born in the USA. Okay, I was like what am I doing? It's kind of nasty. Why am I doing this? I agree with it. It's fluid undefeated. Yeah It's kind of nasty. Yeah, he finished undefeated He kind of kind of ducks some of the big guys until they were old, but he was old too Yeah, but he fought him when they were all gazed up. It's kind of they he was supposed to fight What's it? Mani Pacquiao like what happened to you sure? It's it's awesome Pacquiao. Yeah, he's the man He's 24/7 was hilarious. I was awesome. He's just him. He would sleep in the hotel. He's Filipino He was sleeping in a hotel room with like 15 people It's a lot like you would get like a hotel like a nice hotel and put 15 people they'd be on every part No, I don't do what he talked about. I see that is literally you that's you know hotel room. Yeah For this break 15 people into this. Oh, no, I'm saying to go to bed They would all sleep in there You doing that and then he would sing karaoke in front of all them very seriously You said a version of that I show memes very seriously. Yeah You would love karaoke seriously. Yeah, if our whole group of friends was gayer you'd be the happiest guy on earth. Yes So delighted We're all like okay myself. We're all like let's just saying tonight guys. We don't need alcohol or to go out Let's just sit around and sing you'd be so happy you know the one song that I really would like to get down It's tough, but one bourbon once gotcha one beer. It's pretty easy. Oh no because it's it's like when he
You're saying to sing is that James there's had a thorough good. Yeah, yeah, can you sing? What do you have so far? Well, but good acoustics out here. No, no, because Don't make let's not let's just stop wasting time. You're gonna sing it Don't make me talk you into this. Let's just do it Let's just see where you're at. Yeah. Well, but let's see. I forget how's it starts like oh I want to tell you story The house rib blues you gotta get a little bit more gutterie than what you got to get a little more gutterie than that Yeah, gutteries are gonna wear it actually. Yeah, I'll tell you story. That's a whole kogan. Yeah Now that they call the clown friend blues Yeah, keep it going I can't receive the problem. I can't remember. Yeah, yeah, the lyrics. You need to do the rough. Yeah, if you're doing yoke You need the lyrics are sure I'm gonna look up the lyrics to one bourbon one scotch one beer I'm with this motherfucker for the next three months every day You've been good. You're two for two take out the cheaters. You're two for two so far on days Feel too good too good filming good days. He has not been a little fucking baby once out out of how many it's two We've only how many do we have down the plate what he considers being a baby 40 true. We should define terms. Yeah What's it going like? How are you doing? I go and then that's be that's the why you can't crush the vibe You gotta be like when you're walking in in the morning be like you know, it's not gonna be gerby babies And he's like I'm not in the mood for your stuff today Okay, well now you're gonna get the worst version I learned my lesson. Yeah, you get the vibes are a real thing. Oh, yeah Yeah, you got to take a page from old black guys. They're the best at like in a morning How you doing? It's like woke up today, didn't I? Yeah, I love old black guys in the morning, dude They hit you with the best. I did yeah, I basically had to do that in the shower this morning. Yeah, I was being a baby I was like fucking a week. I'm barely eating like dude. I'm making a show with my friends Well, why are you this guy? Then you get out of shower and you see your naked fat body. I'm a big fat pussy. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, more self-loathing and then getting out and seeing a tiny penis. You go Jesus. We got to make some changes There's no way you have a tiny penis For real, see these chest pieces see these chest pieces. They were whittled perfectly I've been hit the cold plunge. I come back and take the shower. It's so it's literally I think it's my First penis. I get my like born penis. Yeah, it's crazy dude. Yeah, like did for sure Just a pawn to be toppled and you get the lyrics. I did I just I thought we were passive. Oh We're not moving past that. You still have the master's app. Yeah You're not going back You're out that was what you could because you could watch you know, it's actually quite a cut-out for That's a reveal The master's Master's app For three days a year I gotta use this ass. I see I'll leave if you want to join it. Yeah, supposedly. It's a high I'm not in that. I just was told fantasy Lee $100. Yeah. I don't necessarily know how you could do that Do you just pick one guy? I've never done I've seen people do it. Yeah, you get a couple guys. It's very interesting It's interesting. It's very interesting. That's interesting. It's interesting. I just never really heard of APEC That's interesting. I never even thought about APEC Like, well, did you take money from it? No, it's just interesting. Hmm fact that you're bringing that up is very interesting That was the best answer of all the best politician. That was nice. Just non-answer was Gavin Newsom. Yeah He's on a podcast and they're like do you take money from APEC and he's like What's APEC? Oh APEC It's interesting you bring that up They kept being like why is it interesting? He's like no, it's just interesting because I haven't heard about them I thought about him for him APEC He also he's like bulletproof honestly. It's kind of crazy Yeah, just walks through everything was at the French laundry during COVID when everything was shut down Then he pretended to be black with fucking the dude from the Pacers. It's like stack wonder bread this high You never did that. Yeah, that's cool. That's a weird like it's almost racist. How bad that lie? It's yeah Just assuming all black dudes he wonder bread Yeah, I he was claiming. I think single mother. He was claiming single mother household which I think technically he was he was rich Yeah, it wasn't his dad his dad was out of the picture Pelosi's his mommy No, she don't care of him. She adopted him. Yeah, but I think then he got into like the clone ads and shit But I think before that your clone is stacking the one. He's in like I was like For some weird shit that tough on him honestly. I like what he's up to I think the first I think the first five years of his life over Gavin Bread I'm a lady. I know honestly. I'm a liberal These are the perfect politician though. You got to give it to him. This episode This episode is during the fucking prize to fuck This episode is brought to you by price picks Whether you're starting a new routine or making player picks for the first time trying something new to be hard But in life and on price picks it always feels good to be right with high pressure Playoff match-ups every weekend and elite hoops action almost every night the action never stops And price picks you're gonna love this let's you take control Yeah, I'll tell you what Matt. Let me tell you something. I'm excited to see Christian McCaffrey Me too. How's my sales crazy? 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I will be in Houston, Texas And then Dallas, Texas I'll be in Houston Friday night doing stand-up comedy and I'll be in Dallas Saturday night doing stand-up comedy Take us to Dallas solid. Thank you Dallas. Take us to Houston Mmm, they're lagging a little bit. So if you live in Houston and you'd like to go see me do stand-up comedy Or you'd like to see me do stand-up comedy, please don't have the opportunity passing by if you don't want to That's fine. I don't you know whatever but come on. Yeah, he's bad. Oh, you know we could talk about because I heard you talking about it You're bringing you talking I heard you talking about trump dogs and he doesn't have the juice anymore He doesn't you got to admit the last two weeks the juice has been back the video you showed me where he was and I sent him I sent him to Matt too. I can't believe how hard the juice is going. He was killing the fuck I don't know how old it is, but he's on the he's on an Air Force one You know how the reporters always talked on me stands like next to the bathroom. Yeah, they were like Meaning on the wall. They're like Mr. President. What was the MRI you got for and he was like, I don't know. It was an MRI I can tell you it was not for my brain because my brains work and I just like a cognitive test and I aced it something you would be incapable of It's all right everybody see later you two drills another reporter on the way up also I noticed I watched your clip hitting an Asian lady with like your brain stuff and when he walked away the 80-year-old guy is like, dude You have all the confidence in the Asian lady after he walked away. It was just like yeah I think he's like becoming way too clear now like when someone's like about to die and like everyone's the room's a shame It's everything. Yeah. Just sharp as a pack. That's just going to fucking collapse Dude, there's the Venezuela thing got me bad did the memes the memes leading up to Venezuela I was like don't go to war dude the last thing we want us to war fuck all that one meme of Takashi six nine being saying took that stoned as shit That's what I do as Trump. I was like it America rules take all their shit do it That's why they're like showing that the tariffs did it work or not everything's like I think where they were everything if it didn't work They'd be talking about it. I'm saying yeah, that was the one thing. That was like tariffs rules sitting us back 400 years of diplomacy And then you never heard another thing about it. So yeah, you're probably right the tariffs work then as well. That's so far so good People were mad that it was as soon as he's like, dude, we're making 400 trillion dollars ever. It was like fuck dude Stowed as shit Yeah, they that's what I do they're shutting down like all the news stuff to yeah because it just works If Shane watches reels, it's pretty much like someone watching Fox News like I'm about not that literally all I need yeah Show me fighter jet reel. I go. Yep play the macarena and slow yeah place slow version of the macarena You horny for I want war back to that war. Well, it's also really good. We can whatever whoever's running that propaganda is fucking killing it We have any Latin American country now just like we had terrorism in the Middle East we can be like You know, there's fucking selling cocaine we can go take their natural We have that locked for the next 10 years. I will say Columbia's leader needs to shut the fuck up They sharpened you see it do as soon as they took Maduro He was like yeah, you won't do that to me pussy. No, I hear what they did They like you heard the lights off they turned the lights off But then hit people with like fucking radio waves. It's kind of sick and bloody noses. What? Yeah, Vanessa. Yeah, it was like debilitating shit where they're like dude There was 20 of them and 300 of us and it was a massacre It's like predators versus like It's so. They're usually rough. I mean it is embarrassing if I live in a country and they turn my lights off and took my present turn my lights off Dude you guys like be like no we fought. It was a brutal fire. Just like at least lie. No, we turn the lights out turn them back on We were the undertaker. It was literally the undertaker. The lights went out the lights came back on there It's like being down the basement and someone shuts the light off It's so scary they let out of here. Yo, who's also also on Air Force one? They're like they're calling it a they're calling it a kid napping You know that he's like kid napping. That's a good word He's funny. Yeah, I'm just saying he's funny about this. I agree that he's funny You know great move to make everyone forget about Epstein. Oh, yeah, yeah, true And he's and also we need something big man Russia's on their Russia's on the offensive China's supposed to be on the offensive We can't just sit on our hands and that might be probably we got to take something. What? Like I for real think that like Russian China fucked up Like China does has less drinking water in Saudi Arabia And they like didn't let people have kids for a long time. So they're popular 2030 yeah 2030 those countries are hitting hard all the boats. They want to do the people are fucking disappearing and then no one's paying Chinese dudes And the Chinese chicks are leaving. Wow, that's a tough one You shriveled your your bros everyone in there's piss. They'll fucking go out swinging though If you if they have no pussy and it's just like we got to ruin everyone else's time. That would be a crazy war So I'll fucking go myself just go So if I'm somewhere No water no pussy. Yeah, that's untenable. No, I don't care how many sweet bridges are being filmed on YouTube I'm gonna be like you know what this this bridge is really helping me so some way that goes through people's houses Like yeah, because they can't say no I've never gotten sold on the China life the propaganda that's the one propaganda that really doesn't work on me Oh watch like a drone footage of like a city with neon lights you like this looks like shit And they're also like oh man, we might go to war with China. It's like all right If we if we have we do we do if I have to I will Six-year-old they will ask a second around us. No, that's crazy. You keep fucking they might cut off your steroids if you talk me Chinese fucking the rhino pills your snorn. Yeah, I'm herbal bro. They have to get India to take my ashwagada The Middle Eastern is to take my shilajee. I'm all herbal. They're saying I want steroids. I'm on all natural Completely believe you. Oh, thank you. Yeah, don't be rude. What don't be rude. I'm complimenting these keys high for me I'm complimenting the man genuinely. I'm saying you look like you're on juice. You go. Oh, I completely believe you're not on juice That's fucked up because he would be honest if there's one person that would be like I'm doing it It's like the ring dude. Appreciate that. Yeah, good for taking steroids and they get real weird They won't tell anyone they're like no, it's natural. It's natural. Yeah, it's real everyone who does steroids not now though Dude the gym I go to I sit in the sauna and all the bros are like they they just like make fun of each other They'll be like I don't know. I should they're like take a cycle you fucking pussy. They're pretty funny and large yard I heard clap. It was the guy clavicle clavicle a particular apparently allegedly he's been on TRT since 14 And he smashes his jaw with the hammer every day to get micro fractures or gets a big he's looks max in real hard What apparently he's a guy. Yeah, I saw he's looks max like since he was 14. How close for you to Considering To be part of the looks maxing. It looks maxing. He looks maxes on he looks maxes on set. I mean You look max on set would you wear when we're filming he looked at he was fucking platform shoes I don't wear platform shoes. He does he does you'll see that is so what is that mean? No, these are gigantic. How big would you say you're the soul of your Buddhist? You know what they're Some of these they're echo shoes. Yeah, they're very comfortable. Why? Where'd you get it from the twenty-two dollar story? We're filming. We've been doing scenes. I'm going What there used to be a place in Chester where every sneaker was twenty three dollars and that's probably where they saw Where'd you get echo shoes echo like the one with the rhino It's like seven grade bad kids. No, no, no, no. Echoes rebrand so you go mother shoes If they have rebrands, he's wearing the shacks, so we eat in fourth grade So echo you echo was for like the baddest bro. Yo, how sick would it be if he started wearing like echo hoodies like the red one, dude That'd be so sick. CCL. I was first down Matt had an echo. No, I was first down. Really? I didn't I didn't first down There's there's a thing called first down. Yeah, first down was a shit. I said a big first down bubble jacket. It was nasty So what was it with the starter jacket? The first day it was echo first down. They were little like not going that day close Yeah, supple. Shaupel That's pretty cool. Yeah, it's fucking nasty. So yeah, it's like lungs. Lugs shoes. Oh, yeah, they're like knock off Timberlake You swagged out. I did have a lugs. Lugs you ran. I had lugs. Lugs are nasty bird for Catholic school Yeah, they're perfect. Yeah, I'd wear Timberlains. I had e-mailers shoes for a while That's where I had the 23 dollars. Oh my shit. So I got b-mailers soldiers and they fell apart very quickly So you have the echo boots right now. No, they're not boots. They're just loafers Uh-huh. They're loafers that are for real the heel is definitely that thing It's just couldn't be further from truth. I'll take a picture and we'll add it to this Like the centimeter, you know, it's it's not ideal But the last year because I wore a work boots. Yeah, and he was like you're trying to heighten He tries to hide literally you got where he got his shirt's tailored. They tailor them. Yeah, it's they tailor yours No, yes, absolutely no, they tried to and I said no just give me that one Okay, well, it is because your stuff fits you but I have that weird bodishes with like hangs over my hands My body's not stiff So any who I Feel like don't you know, I went baggy clothes this year and it's very in style the baggy looks nice on you honestly All right, thanks. Yeah, so and then I got flat shoes and then he did to him. There's still platform shoes They're not I'm so excited to show you guys a picture of these fucking boots. I can't wait I got accused of height maxing on stage by an old lady real I had the hook I had the hook is on and I was like talking about expensive purses and she had an expensive I didn't even notice and she like Like got mad at me for bringing up a designer bags and how much they cost and she was like, well, you okay here She's your knockoff shoes make you look taller. I was like, they're not hookers. They're not knockoffs I was like she was talking about my tiny penis. If you want to hurt my feelings You know that a kick out like a 65-year-old lady. I felt terrible started to cry. Wow Missed it up. So it's like she's trying to say you're stealing high baller. You got to put it down Yeah, she could there's nothing she could say to hurt me though. I was like, yeah, I'm sure girls hate it You got to go on one of those podcasts around sub six. What do you five eleven five ten so I say well, what sub six? I'm a piece of trash. You're not a piece of trash man. I'm sub six. That could be why you're juicing as hard as you are Well, I've got some sub six. You have to use the you must be clanging and banging in there sub six If I get a girlfriend best believe it's a abusive relationship. That's the only way I can keep a girl. Okay Fuck psychologically abusive relationship. That's the only way as a sub six. I can keep a girl around. I see that one Instagram every now and then What's that if you leave you're hurting her? You think I said really for real fucked up the girls. That's wild It's nice. What do you say if you leave you're hurting like there's like if you leave right now You know I love the only person that loves you. Everyone talk shit behind your back I say that the fucking Gables all the time. I was like this way everyone talk shit behind your back It's good move. I'm gonna give him that Instagram content of like just making things like a girl's leaving like my impact Passion thing to keep her stay like that British guy that screams Shit rules. He's gonna miss drinking She's tall yet She's had enough I can't keep working like this That's how the girl be baby. What's it? What are you up to boys? Let's talk about your Instagram. What? Let's talk about square dance Square dance and chair. Let me talk about swindies. You should see this line. Yeah, I don't need your beaver out there My what your neager beaver out there. Yeah, I need your view I made one thing and then she ain't got all the oh no one's like I was gonna say about the Instagram rules Which because I said to you the thing mine was like genuinely I think I mean it was it was sending me stuff as if I was a girl. What? Yeah, it's new gorilla thought it was a girl because like was you know like I entered the dating pool again of course for sure and Then I've like immediately like this first the Splashing was that like you got the dating pool you can't have balled into that fucking thing. So and then I suppose I Videos and it's just like girl if he doesn't blah blah blah. It's like a bunch of stuff like that. What? Yeah, it's kind of funny That's awesome. My favorite thing to do at work now is to show Gerby's brain right. Yeah He hates it. Here's no idea what it is. I just hold it. I showed him like crocodile Bob a deer. Oh, he's just I just don't get what's funny about this right now Yeah, it's terrifying. It's funny. I don't actually think it's fun I do think it's funny. It is funny. Do you ever see the videos and they showed the homeless people? That's it Yeah, I swear to god it's this. He's like what's his name? Was that out of nowhere shoes? Hey, so the dating pool right now. Yeah back in apps. He had
down to the honky-tonk, and he's learned of the moves. He knows the dances. Dude, that's the way to do it though, it's crazy. Yeah, line dancing is a ton of fun. Yeah, that's the way to do it. Yeah. Can you grind? Can I, what? Didn't grind on the girls during the line dancing? No, no. Hands on hips, I guess. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's just like you're next to a machine. Yeah, yeah. What's the one where you lay on the floor and do patty cakes? I don't know. You guys all sit on the floor across from each other. Yeah, yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah, what is that? I truly don't know. That's your favorite one. You like that. You pair up like a pretty girl. It was nice. I was jealous watching that. How do you send a message? What is that mean? To like a woman that you're line dancing with? How do you go? Hey, let's take this to the next level. Oh, you, I mean, I can't take it as a razzle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Afterwards you go try and get a drink and just say, what's going on? Even in darling. Yeah. That's nice. Stay healthy. That's a good, clean, fun. It's really fun. Have you ever gone? I've never had a line dance and I've salsa to bit in my day. Okay. I have salsa to college. That's crazy. It's like hot. It's salsa. It's all crazy. He would love salsa. That's what I'm saying. You got it. Line dance is all right. Salsa is just purely sexual. But, right, but I need a partner too. No, you can get your partner there. You find it. You find it. Plenty of partners. True. Line dance is crazy. Yeah. You can get it. Salsa is all girls. If you show up and you're a guy, they're, they'll definitely salsa with you. Okay. And you'd wear a salsa outfit. I know you. You would definitely get into it. That's full of you. You'd have an on button. I'm 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's got a cowboy hat now. And boots too. Yeah. You got two. There's another one. Well, because the first one, everybody says this is the cowboy hat. We meet. It's a Stetson open roaders. It's a, it's like hobby called Wellwares. I don't know. So what is this? What is it like rounder on the top? What do we talk about? It's not rounder. It's like cowboy at the top. But it's only about four inches. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not open. You never think to guff in your cap. No, he doesn't. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't wear it. He doesn't wear it in public. He goes home. He puts it on and he talks to his cat. He goes get along with little doggie. And he goes home and wears it in front of the mirror. For real. I'd be steeped. Gain. Yeah. So it's cowboy, short brim. And nobody, everybody just, just said that looks awful. So then I ordered a 10 gal. What's that? 10 gal. This is right. Get a giant one. So I got a regular one. And then I said that looks like a cowboy hat. So now I wear that one. That's what I had you wanted. And then public. Just still your off course. I wear it home and then I mentioned, but like when I work out like always. No. God damn it. No, there's something about dressing up like a cowboy. I swear to God. I went to a Western theme party. I put the gear on and was like, Oh, I understand. A little cowboy hat. You went to wife feeding a cowboy hat to work out that. I mean, it's a home gym. There's a well. What music are you playing? I'm so scared. I'm just kidding. 20% for it. Mine. There's a, if you like rip from Yellowstone, bro. What is that? Rip is only those you have bad ass in Yellowstone. I needed. I need a picture of this. So, please tank top cowboy hat workout. The one song I really like. What a fifth grader would do. That's insane. Look, it is what it is. It's how my brain likes to do it. And I'm doing it. All right. Because it's the stand for something or fall for anything. I'm behind you for sure. Thank you. I recognize how big of a douche I look at. Oh, no. It's nice. It's fun. I think it's nasty. I'm kind of shredded. Yeah. I don't know. What are you hitting? Pull-ups? Like, what do you hit in the hat? Yeah. He's rips pull-ups. Yeah. I have a pull-up bar. And then it's a cable machine. You know, like the two reflects? No. No. But you're hitting. You're just going, hitting those things. What is the jam? What are you listening to? So, there's a line dancing song called Fake ID. Damn. From the movie Footloose, which I think your friend was in Miles Teller. Oh. Yeah. The remake. Nice. And I could do that entire dance. It's advanced. I can do it. Well. Yeah. Please. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. I mean, there's nothing you're right. Proper gear on it. I promise you before the show is over. I'll do it for you. What was the song? Fake ID. Is it? You can watch it on YouTube. So the workout is your playing this song. And so are you like, we'll left the thing and then hitting the. Yeah. I'm just real quick. Yeah. That's nice. I do. I see more people in the gym who hit like dance moves like choreography. And dance moves now. It's got it on. That's the song? Yeah. This is the song. That's awesome. Oh, yeah. You know, it's good. Oh, man. I can't believe you're wearing a tank top with a cowboy hat. Listen to that. Yeah. I like where you're at. I like. I'm just the envious. Here's the question. You're free. You're free, man. Truly free. Say, you know, you hit the square dance, bring a cheeky back home from the thing. Would you play some wine dance while you guys are getting freaky? Why would that be the sound? We've been discussing this as well. What music? Well, he's not afraid to hit the red light. He's got a red light. Turn on a red light. That's awesome. In his bedroom for sex. And then treat it like an amp. Have you never tried? Have you, as you get into color lighting on my mind? I'll be sick. And then he's not afraid to hit some nine inch nails. Nine inch nails. Well, something like it. Yeah. Okay. You're like aggressive stripper music. But hold on a second. There's a lot of conversation. It sounds surprising. I'm not going to lie. Nine inch nails is terrifying. I actually hit nine and coming out for the bottom of the bed in the red light. Nine inch nails. I don't want to breathe for real. Sleep paralysis. Sleep paralysis. I actually read a book on how you're busing just like. Now, 90s left. Yeah, go ahead. So I left that book out. Oh, God. Hold on. You got to hear this. They're doing a we're filming some at his house. So they did like a location scout to check his house out. And he's sick as fuck. George, he left his how to eat pussy book out open on the couch on the couch. So in the whole crew and couch. Nope. You should have said he was joking. Yeah. Instead, he was in his room while they were looking because he's sick. And then they told me they heard him. Oh, my God. They told me they heard him go. Shit. He came out and grabbed his eating pussy book. And they said it was on like, they said it was like five pages left. It just which means he was reading it all throughout when somebody rang the doorbell. I was like, Oh, oh, hello. We need the book. It's called, uh, she comes first. He sent me passages. It's a disturbing read. What? She comes first written by a man or a woman. It's got to be written by a woman. I used to watch all that shit on YouTube. I would just say how to make out the girl, how to grind for any dancers trying to get as much as I could in the knowledge. No, I remember Ian Kerner wrote it. So dude, it's probably she comes first. That is a papaya. The thinking man's guide to pleasureing a woman. You're a thinking man. So, yeah, I want to know the literally humiliating. No, it's dude. He wouldn't want to know more about, you know, nobody would everybody came over because I had clean these brows was clean. Yeah, except for like that book on my couch. That's a statement. It was a real statement to the rest of the cast or the crew, the whole crew saw it. That just got me into business. That's a thinking man. That's right. That's the first thing I said to them. I said, I'm so sorry. Don't tell Shane. You mean they all told me every single person? Do you hit him with a rodon where you're just like this? Like, we think it's last. I mean, you never really thought the rest of your hand on your chin. That would be ultimate support. I would have learned that. It's like, yeah, it's made of you this whole time. What has like evaded you that you got from this book? That positioning is very important. Both of you need to be physically. Your bodies need to be comfortable because you're in it for the long haul. It's like welding. Yeah. Oh, the build up, the build up sort of stuff. Yeah. And then like, what? Yeah, I was like, what's the build up? Like, I would just go originally, I would just go straight through. Go right and clear. Yeah. Like a hungry dog. Yeah. They'd put the food bowl out of you. All right. Now you know, you got. Oh, yeah. The trough comes out. Yeah. It's happening. And then just understanding that you can like, you can use your gum to create a pressure on the top, like, not the clearest itself of the top of the clear. It's gum. I'll see if you gum. Yeah. Like your top comes. So you can create, you can create pressure there. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to bite about. It's talking about times. No. Explain this. Are you putting your gum? They're pinning it down a little bit. Yep. You're pinning it down. And then you're using your two fingers, which I can't do, which is, it's, uh, it kills me. No, it's okay. You got one wild one. Yeah. So you, uh, but you can then like, you know, put pressure on the, like the G-spot from under as you're like creating pressure down with your gum. And then like, it's over. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be down. All right. She can't go anywhere. And fucking, I don't want to fuck you like an animal. Oh my God. I hang on. So I don't play 90 snails. What was it? What do you buy? Well, so there was one song that I found very sexy. I had been on like it or not.
Only fans, you know, this person I had somebody fan, too. What's that? Lonely fans. I was a lonely fan subscribe to this woman. Yeah. She's since deleted her-- Not that I actually got her out. You got her out. You're on it. You got her straight. Certainly straight. Yeah, that's good. Wait, what was she playing? What was the soundtrack? This song was, and then I shazambed it. That dude, how crazy is this? He shazambed it while only fancing. While jacking off to only fans-- Well, jacking off. Oh, you're just perusing. Well, I had jacking off to it. You had already finished. And then you say, what's the name of this? At a certain point, you go, you know what? It's stuck with-- Fair enough. It was called bent, or no way. It was at the name of the band. Yeah, it was called bent by something German direwere for a cyral. No, no, no, no, no. Beer is-- If it, like, do you host-- Do you host, is it? Yeah, I mean, it's got the vibe of it. It's got nice deals vibe. I got you. It's like that, like, industrial kind of-- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So then I tried one time to, like, have sex with. But the timing of it, like, a song like that, you know? Also the combo, like, damn, where'd you hear about the song? You'd have to be like, oh, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Because you tell a man, he's really damned it. From the overlaid. Yeah. There's-- I can't find a bent. Oh. And no, man, sex is a squid game. It's not this. That's not it, yeah. I kind of like that whole thing. I like-- I like up really quick into this segment. You know what I see on the plane a lot? I've been seeing older women with, like, mega big font reading a ratican on the plane. It's all they read. All the time. Yeah, and it's, like, telepromp-- I was looking at it over here. A lady next to me today, Lickwood, or Lickwood, L-I-C-H-W-O-O-D. So like, German? Yeah. Lickwood. Oh, there you go. That's what we're like techno. Low rider. Oh, I'm going to get to good part. Yeah, true. Because it's like a-- I still like when they get the bad guys in John Wick. Oh, wait, wait, wait. That's the drop. Bro, this game, like, red light shit. You're mad, bro. It's a real good shit. You have sexy-- what? You had a control. I forget what they're called. That's a thing. That's a gooner music. It's what? Gooner music. I'm a gooner. Yeah. It's, like, battlefaps and stuff. They'll do it shit like that. I read a whole article on gooner, like, the same gooner. It's, like, me and you would be like, you're about to watch. You can last longer. And then you just battlefap your gooner friend. Oh, wait. What's a gooner? Gooner, you've got to love this for the jacket. Goonings, like, it's hardcore, I mean, it's hardcore. It's like if you were to get your basement and said, "Well, that was accidentally mastered." Oh, no, I'm not a gooner. Was that a compilation video you were watching, that song? That? Yes. No. No, it wasn't, like, a compilation video of her. No. Oh, so it was just her masturbating, that song. Yes. It wasn't one of those, like, follow the metronomes. Yes. Like, Sissy Hemp knows. No. The metronome kind of slaps, honestly. I'll give it a shot for a minute. No, I'll go to part of this. We've all tried. No lie. The metronome? The metronome. Don't even worry. We can't give you the metronome. You'll be too powerful. Oh, I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. You've never tried it one day. No. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Yeah. It is tough. And then you realize you're teasing yourself. And you go, "I've got to stop." This is kind of ridiculous. Just a call back to my favorite episode you guys ever did, like you plus one when you were talking about porn and you, because you were accusing him of, look at it, really. And then you're like, "What do you watch?" And you were like, "J.O.I." And you go, "That's an appetizer, bro." [LAUGHTER] You got to have a warm-up, fuck. Yeah. It's an appetizer, bro. I mean, she's amying a fucking only fan to video is-- Well, I'm impressed. Chroma. And it's impressive. I wouldn't-- yeah. I wouldn't think it's impressive. Well, because I saw, you know, this sexy thing. I was like, uh, yeah. You're in a replica. Yeah, yeah. That's a copy paste. Yeah, that's the best porn video. And I've never seen anything like it ever again. There's a guy out there who just lets women-- no, there's let's women hump his butt with their vaginas. And he claims to give the multiple o's from them humping his butt with their vaginas. I was like, wow. I was one. That was one where I definitely turned the porn off and went upstairs and was like, I'm not sure if he loved it. I like saw it and laughed. I was like, I'm done. Yeah, it's hilarious. But yeah, he's just like this mussely man. He just sits there and the jigs just bump his butt. With every genus, he's like, you know, the title will be like, she came twice. And I was watching, like, wait, what? I think this guy's begging for it. He's gone. I'm not gay. I just like somebody humping my butt. I like a woman humping my butt and coming. I bet that feels good. You having a badge, Matthew? Yeah. It's probably not bad. Probably tickles a little honestly. Yeah. A badge? A badge? A badge. A badge? A badge? Yeah. Something to think about. Something to consider. I think I'd seen that guy, though. But not from that wing battle, right? At the golf course. No. What'd you see him? Well, because, like, come twice, it's like one of my fetishes. Oh, geez. Why? You got to be winged battle on someone. No. No, no. I just, is it not a, well, first of all, it is a fit. But there was a whole subreddit for that big bang twice. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with it. It's fine. What's that? For a man or a woman? A man. Oh, there's something wrong with it. Yeah. Because it's, like, so good that he premature, and then they keep going. Yeah. Right. But it's just like a really tiny, mussely guy that got-- It shouldn't call him tiny. But-- Yeah. And he would just get dry humped. Yeah, dude. That's how I fell into the video. Okay. I was watching the guy get dry humped. And I was like, all right. I tried. Dan Goon State. If you kept following that, there would have been like a lady-- He followed the trail. Yeah, dude. You were right there. The only thing I knew was to tuck your head under water. And you were solid. Yeah. It's a problem. That's the next video. I'm going to tuck my head under water. That's so crazy. We have-- I forgot it was from dry humping. That's what it was. The Gooners round table. The Gooners. The Gooners. The Gooners. You overlaps of my fetishai, or whatever. Finishai. You know, the Gooners, you know, he did. Oh, last time. Don't use, bro. He did a little bit. You're like crazy right now. I'm telling you, he's been a little bit. Texas does cure the sickness. You get it out there. There's not a lot, dude. There's not a lot that be had. It's just like-- We find it. Trill. We found it. Dude, get your blood out. You'd sniff it out. All right. Kidding spirits. It's really kind of a murder thing. It's like emergency. It's too late. It's too late. So is he fat? So he would scan his face as soon as he got off the plane. As soon as the plane lay in the airport going. That's me. No shame. The government can know exactly what I like to do. Just call the Capitol thing. I've touched down on here. Here's my ID. No, dude, that's-- I forgot. That's how it started. It was dry-humping. Yes. Because the whole-- Which is almost from a panty job fetish? Yeah, yes, yes. We need cuts. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. What's a panty job? A panty job, I got you. This is like a belt mark, brother. I know that. I see this. So panty jobs. It's a whole world of ash jobs. Slash out of the course. Slash out of the car. Sure. This is what it rules, though. The body's just going on. Slash out of the expected sex, which is not as aggressive as it sounds like. But basically, how are you doing all of this in line dance? So you should see how he is on the dance floor, bro. It's fucking gross. Hey, jobs. What, girl? OK, so anyway-- well, I'll do this, and then we can have that out. So if you, like, a real planned version of this would be Mano Job, which is-- Bro, I'm not kidding. You're hurting Narsha. Oh, my man. No way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way. Well, I'm just saying to anybody wants to know what we're talking about, OK? Yeah. The only way to find this is through Mano Job. Where they're supposed to be hand jobs, Mano. I think Mano is a-- Mano is Latin for hand. Oh, so Mano Job, my dad. This doesn't matter. That's going to hold your feet there, Slash, for that one. What's the Latin root? Put in different ideas. What's the etymology of panty jobs? It's supposed to be-- It's only supposed to be a hand job or a blue job, or like a little grind session, but she gets so into it that, you know, like slides in a little bit for a little bit. That is-- It's a-- if any job is when you stay out of course, but you're kind of-- it's like between skin and the panties, and you're kind of like hitting that gap. Yeah, it's not bad. I didn't know the name for it, but yes, I've indulged her. Yeah. It's incredible. Yeah, it's a really great video. I've indulged. It's great. And so this guy-- Sometimes it's outside, and it's a lady in the sun dress. She just lifts it up. He's a nice time. Yes, she is. They're kind of going belly to belly, standing. Yeah, right. I know exactly the same thing about Kerry Light. What, you know her name? Probably. What'd you just say? Kerry Light. Is that her? That is it, lady, that's on the X. Well, I need to know this, because I've been looking for this fucking lady. Oh, yeah, yeah, I haven't lost it years ago. I have a lost panty job video that haunts-- I can never find it. I was like, God, remember that. Welcome to the next day, and I was like, it's gone. Yeah. - Good morning. - Good morning.
I've never seen a hero who might have reached the Goon State. What did you say? I do think I'm probably like in the top one to two percent a page of those videos, yeah. And I'm not proud of that. I mean, I'm so pretty. I think it's crazy. I think it's not that bad of you, job. You know, interesting. Hey, job's not bad. It's when you, like, many jobs so innocent, and then you see the muscle guy getting humped in the butt. I have a girlfriend. Yeah. What? I mean, Clint. Hey, very little technical music, man. Plansions last February. I haven't jerked off since last February. What? All right, cool. Oh, you haven't even jerked off. Congratulations on your. Thank you. Yeah, jeez. Yeah, well, it must be nice, dude. Yeah. It must be nice. That's a shame him here at the front right when it happened. My wings have been clipped so many times. Oh, I've gone no masturbation, no porn. And my wings have been clipped so many times. I've been flying. And then they just crash right back. Sure. Diggerous. Sure. [LAUGHTER] That happens. It's fine. You know? It's all the wrong with it. No. I don't beat myself up about it. [LAUGHTER] You got you. Loud and clear. [LAUGHTER] So, Kirby, you're saying you're top 1% hornious guys. You are a-- I'm afraid to say that. I just think that it's not a hornious guys. And what I meant was like that style of video. Because there was a whole subreddit. You've been locking it down. How long have you been holding it down? For years. Oh, really? You found your thing. Yeah, yeah. Do you have an all-to-count? No. You're just going on in the spray housing? What did you mean by that? Do you have a Reddit just set up for you to watch porn? No, I just have my regular-- Just a rocket. But it's not like I ate-- Yeah, you don't care. Yeah, I'm like a publicer. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to get like Reddit comment, don't you? Right. You're not commenting. No. OK. You promise? Ah, I commented. Not on-- I get information different. That'll pull. Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm saying, like, you're not commenting on, like, the-- You're jerkin'. No, no, no. I would say a comment to get information about-- Why not? High five. If you're-- She's beautiful. What's her name? Has anyone actually seen her face? That's a great comment. Name? Yeah. If you're information foraging, that's an acceptable comment. Yeah. That's where I think-- What else does she have? Bottom 10%. Because there's dudes commenting. No. I was just saying, insofar as, like, the type of video. Yeah, OK. Yeah. No, it's always nice when you hear somebody knows what you're talking about in terms of something like that. Yeah, yeah. Because really, the guys get to have conversations, like, this-- We're in the, you know, we're my man cave, dude. Old tables sittin' around, talkin' jizz. That's what it's all about. Camera set-up's nasty. Camera's nice. Is that new 8K? Spotify's gonna love it. Spotify's gonna get it, then. These boys blessed us again. The dog's playing poker painting. It does. Spotify's gonna fop out, bro. Chill. You're gonna want the chill. Fop, oh. I don't know. Dude, he's trying to ruin our-- Yeah, that boomer's-- No. Oh my god. There's boomers that are going against, like, the ice people protesting, and they're, like, scream at 'em. And the guys are like, saying, like, oh, Trump. And these, like, gender cupins get around 'em. And steal his glasses. But he's, like, 55, 60. He starts to run and just falls. Like, each sh-- falls ass up, dude. He slides on all fours with his ass up. Like, you're-- The worst fall you can imagine. Like, it looks AI. The type of fall. You know, like, people don't fall like that. This is fake. What size falls like-- What size was he on? He was on. He was, like, it was the A. He was walking through a protest. He was like, "Fuckin' queers." And the kid steals his glasses. He falls ass up. I saw that. He got back up, and then, dude, kicked his legs out again. He just went, like, face first and do a curb. Like, a huge gash and had no idea what the fuck was going on. Still trying to find a way to go home, man. Starting now. Everyone needs to go home on those things. Trying to go home. Too dangerous. That's how all boomers will die. [LAUGHTER] Just walking by, brother. Stop it, man. Yeah. Fuck, beat the shit out of you guys. You're lucky. I don't just get a heart attack. They're so frail, brother. Look at the coldest sand. Well, these-- Like, boomers have not ran in 30 years. Yeah. If you try to start running, dude, it's over for them. Yeah. If you go from no exercise to, like, political violence-- Yeah, fist fight. A wrestling match and a fist fight, you're dead. Equilibrium is probably, like, real fucked up. No. Yeah. That's been my take from all the fights. It's like, go home, dude. No one's built for this, dude. Stay home. And you don't Facebook. All caps on Facebook. Yeah. Stay in your space. Is it on my Facebook? Do not take it to the streets right now. At least let the weather get nice. Chill it, dude. It is too cold. For reason, dude. That guy was in his glory, though. At first, he was so happy. Yeah. That he took it to the streets. You got to take the streets. You got to just let the people take your glasses. You got to just go. Yeah, you got my glasses. Yeah, I fell up in this lake. Like, yeah. All the knees kind of out. Dude, imagine though, if you're crushing Fox News all day every day, and the fucking lib protesters hate your block, there's nothing there. I think Fox is trying to get us into some Iran right now. I think we're back on it. Oh, really? Because they're having protests, and we're like, we're with you. Yeah. We're with the protesters. We didn't start this. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, they're like, yeah, there's protests for like a regime change. That's all you got to do, dude. Say our name. Say it one more time. Yeah, true. We're candy men. Say regime change three times in a minute. Columbia, I'm telling you, they got two more. Bogota? They made a mistake. I mean, dude, here's the thing, though. Do you think Venezuela is going to kind of boss up? Since they have all this investment getting poured in. If I was a president of Columbia too, I'd be like, you won't fucking pour doing good. In my bunchy. Speed, don't be what they're doing. Like they get, they went through hyperinflation in like 2016. And then all these like doctors in chair, we're getting paid like 50 cents a day doing captures to train AI to get smarter. It's like, AI has a hard time doing like, how many buses are in the squares? So like these people just got like decked with hyperinflation. And then start doing captures all day long for like food pretty much. Yeah, it's tough deck cards to get dealt. That is. That is a tough one. I stand with my Venezuelan people. Me too. I'm liberal. I'm liberal. I guess, I guess the lives of you stand with Venezuela as well as. You want to build a wall? No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't, dude. Don't even fucking joke about that. I'm going to build a wall. I'll fucking beat you as well. Gary, I just went through a fucking crazy showing for a house. We are. Yeah, this is wild. Oh, man. I was like going through, I was fucking sick. And then like we're going through it. And then the garage is awesome. But like on the floor of the garage. And like these red letters was 14. I lightning bolt 88. I was like, no one knows what this means. Really? Yeah. Is that SS? Oh, yeah. That's 14 is like the letter. The 14 words it led by 88 Taylor Hitler. Damn. He's a proud white man. What? On the ground. On the ground right now. It's open house. Also using Zillow. Yeah. Really? No. Just a beat. Yeah, it is funny that Nazis still have to do all that. Yeah. I can't. Yeah, my house is on fucking. True. Oh, Zillow. Fucking bullshit. Oh, checking your estimate, too. Yeah. On Zillow going. Like seeing it goes down. You're like. Fall. Start looking around. Where are we going? Who am I going to blame for this? Oh, never mind. I remember. You remember who's fault this is? You 50,000 ever asking. Yeah, fuck it. Damn. Yeah, that's pretty. That's. I mean, borderline exciting. You never really see stuff like. Yeah, you never see an actual road. I knew. Sweet. I knew of somebody. Sweet. Oh, fuck. I knew I knew of somebody who was in like a long-term relationship with this guy. And like, it got pretty serious. And then they finally realized this guy by night would be online. Like full white supremacy. Yeah. I could afford it to. And had like, break the. They were dating for like years. And the relationship. Get the chat logs. Hmm. She got the chat logs. I think logged on to the computer. Maybe thinking like, is there any hose in this house? And it was just straight up like, we most percent of the future. But she's like, God damn. Geez. I love that. Nancy. Just like working by day. And then, you know, by night. It was straight by day. Hate by not really everybody on the internet. Who comments? Yeah. When saved by fucking face. It's just so funny. You know, like, you know, I don't know what you laughing at. Liver King is literally going to break through this window. I hope he does, dude. You wanted. Yeah. Are you talking like this? No. Liver King would respect that, bro. If you knew you were close to suicide. He would probably hit you with the ancestral tents and build you a crew. It's kind of guy he is, for real, honestly. I like Liver King. I just, I wish he never lied. That's all. You just see him in front of the crumble cookies with fucking like swinging at a club. I like that. Crumble cookies so bad for you. Crumble cookies. That's why Liver King's out there with a club. He went to a water burger one time with his sons and got like a crazy ass meal. Got like 50 burgers. Clip it. He said he was going to teach his sons how like normal people got to eat. And I was like 50 burgers, 20 fries, milkshakes, sodas. Yeah, like me. He saw for more. Yeah. Yeah, like school did in the boys ago. Bacon either. Say I'm not just liver king. There's a couple of bros out here right now stopping people from going in a fast food places. And they offer you a hundred bucks. They're going in the Taco Bell. They're going to give you a hundred bucks. I'll fuck you up. I'll fuck you up. I love those. You see a lot of people. They see the hunter. They go. You have it on the mind. So you go. If you're in the parking lot of Taco Bell, almost nothing can stop you. You've driven there? No. You're going in. It's just funny watching you go. Nah. Nah. I'll get him. I'm going to eat this. I love. Jesus, you're going to eat a crab. Contrap supreme. Mm-hmm. I try to get one of my Canksburg. When I left they have to go into the race track. They fucked my order up. Oh, really?
What happened they gave me rabbit food and I was just like I whatever probably better off not getting it Oh, was it tomatoes and lettuce on the cheese. We're dead bro. No, how do they how do they forget the meat? It's how I've known people to happen to a McDonald's where you get a burger No, I think they had me as well. Yeah the meat that everything he just doesn't like vegetables at all Oh, they put the oh pick it off I agree it's a cheese to go need a crunch. Oh, you got this supreme. They gave you the supreme cold That's true You guys should I don't even want to bring it up the square the line dancing. Oh, okay, it makes me sad All right, well if it makes you sad, yeah, it's true. Don't I've told them both already Oh, okay, you rushed into the room and pushed the girl out of the way to dance next year sweetheart Hey, she's not my sweetheart. She she's she was very very pretty. She's really pretty but You know, he shoved a woman out of the way literally and the woman wouldn't hold on. What was that? It couldn't be further from the truth. Are you sure? Did I shove a woman out of the way? Yeah, no, did you put your hands on it? No, you never touched her Absolutely, I watched you touch her. Okay, you were like literally like Could I imagine a scenario where you you boxed her out physically boxed her out okay and started dancing while kind of said you Well, hold on because the person the truth is crazy The way that you phrase it. I did like it. It makes him boxed out instead of shelf. Yeah, and dancing while boxing out a little Come on. No, it's not that it again I we can't have this car because you get it too upset by everyone's all okay We can bring down a witness. We could bring down two witnesses right now in the way and He was dancing for the very pretty girl. Let's address what's actually happening. Okay, which is the only one dancing So she wants to know to watch me to find a reason to get upset by what I'm doing. No, I was very excited for you And I was happy for it honestly. I was happy for you the entire time. That's a bully. It's it was What was going on? There's nothing I was gonna do There was how under the piece of scrutiny. Yeah, because that's what he's there to do No, I was there to drink and have a good time, which is watching me watching you dance. Yes. Yeah And but you like dancing. So what's the problem? I like watching you dance You're watching to make fun of me. Oh, no, no. Yes. I was excited to see your moves and you had good moves And I was saying damn Steve you're pretty good at this. Okay, fair enough if it is so Anyway, I was excited that I had two dances. I knew how to do one of them came on. I boxed out one of our colleagues Sure to dance with this pretty woman and she called me out. He was right. I should have done it It was it was aligned right in front of us. So it was like from media. I was sitting down I watched Steve come running back from the bar with two drinks because he went to get us drinks Yeah, the songs started playing while he was at the bar. So he was in a hurry to get back up Because he wanted to show this lady the moves. Yeah, which I understand Then he comes running back puts them on the table There's now since he left somebody filled his spot in the line dancing So the only place he could go to get next to is to push that person out of the way And I knew he was gonna do it And I sat there and watched him put the drinks down and start to Show a girl out of the way who didn't move which was pretty crazy. That's pretty well. She didn't get out of the way She kept dancing while he was like she's awesome. By the way, what's that? We know her. She's awesome. Oh, I think she's great I'm so happy. She stood a ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was so proud of her But while he was doing it, I said Steve you're the orniest guy on earth And then he stormed off the dance order. He's like don't call me horny Stop that. Yeah, I don't work when he yells that stuff. She ain't doesn't like when you talk to women I've never been in a situation where if I'm talking to a woman that you don't come up and I don't all right. You tell me he's a bit of a play. I hate it. I see I will say I do hate the game. I don't typically. I don't hate the players. I hate the game I hate it. If I see someone doing moves to try to get a girl We're just talking to a girl talking to her. I you talk to several women that night. Did I interrupt once? No Rest my case. Okay. Now when you shove the coworker out of the way Get next to a woman. Did I speak? It was a sloppy move. I were good It was probably sloppy. Did anything come of it? No, as soon as he stopped a jack dude with the ball Game over and started grinding on that girl Hey Several other women were talking on the whole time and I was I was delighted for you. That's very nice Box out was especially when it's Because the whole time I saw him coming and I was like there's No way he's about to do what I know he's about to do I'm imperfect if any if any of my friends boxed a girl out to get next to a girl I'd be like yeah, it doesn't matter who it is. I go what the fuck are you doing dude? That's crazy You're so hard. Yeah, so I just take the warrior sky on earth to stop Yeah, do you watch me box out of girl to get close to another girl? What would you say? I would You'd be so happy. I mean even Jesus dropped across three times. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it true So I actually did being at a bar hearing the song coming on knowing the babes there going. Oh, this is my song. It's a pressure He was excited. I made a Blondie's people do stupid shit with her fucking rev the and I'm allowed to say it I'm allowed to go do what the fuck you doing. Yeah, I have that warning is if this is how we do it comes on I'll go you get out my favorite fucking song now. Would you shove a woman out of the way to get close to one? I can see myself. I can see myself shove making the mistake of boxing out for sure under oath. I would describe it as a a sledge off Under oath. Okay, box honest word and with elbows. How about that? Is that a fair? It was a foul If he was on the back. If he was on the basketball court there Tea to mouth. He's dream on It was a physical box out. Okay, can't wait to have eyes on you. I couldn't Can't wait. Please, Steve. Steve you'll be in bed when I'm talking to the bags I don't talk to a woman before 10 p.m. That's an ambulance. Dude I just start staying up late. I'm out. I guess I stay up late. I'm gonna watch you should do a vampire in the moment. You cannot, man. You're hurting I would love that. I welcome that. I welcome that type of scrutiny. No You need to know. I'm not a crook. There would be funny if he just got hammered trying to stay up late And then he was on like a movie date and you're like you horny motherfucker I haven't removed from the building. Now, I'd like you to please answer me. What would you do if you saw me Kind of going like this to one girl to go To the girl next to me. What would you say? I put the blinders on like you get to work You're feeling like I would get the boy It's not me to don't fit to me like that. I would not now. I'm more of a tabulator. I would tabulate I'd wait till later. Interesting. That was crazy. That's a wild one I couldn't contain myself once I saw and I was like Well, especially you were he was like he was jammed up to get to the floor and you at you were in clock And you were like, I know it's about to happen. Yeah, which is also another big pressure so when he hit when he hit the Hit the foul, but I I mean, I'm sad. Do you think that I was there to criticize you? I told you I wasn't I was there I was genuinely happy to watch you you were frallicking. Well, sure and but and I do also want to say that I appreciate Being you know teased about stuff like because it's important to have checks and balances Sure, and it is true that like but for you in my life, I'd probably be You'd be doing that for real. The game is real. If you're doing that a lot a lot. There's no doubt if the players in the game in these rules True. That's right true And I'd run amok. Happy. He's not afraid to run amok. If I didn't have a fish bowl, you know, I'd be That's how surprise sex happens What? Have you pulled from swear dance in there? No, I watched it. You definitely pulled is You were you were doing well siege of planning. I saw some numbers get exchanged. Oh, I went out on a few dates with Yeah, there we go. Yeah, and very attractive woman. Nice work. Oh, thanks. Yeah, that's so it's it's just because of the show Yeah, no shit. You gotta do something. Yeah, it's a fuck. What else are we doing? Yeah That's nasty. So those years are work. It did hurt When the jack's mallet guy came in and stole your big nose. That guy's awesome. First of all. Nobody's See what's going on. There's a lot of wolves in that building. Yeah, I'm a lot of there's a lot of cowboys in fucking Eastern Petzalvania Yeah, yeah, so how the guys were all playing in there for girls Yeah, true. I mean, that's a classic shepherd dude. I watched you put the wood on face me. Oh, basically Chris Kyle Is that his name Chris Kyle the American sniper? Yeah, you got you're either a wolf or a shepherd son or you know or sheep Which one of you? I'm a shepherd you're a wolf, but that was neat big time dude. I wish you pushed a sweet sheep out of the way to be a predator It's no sheep and that's a shepherd. She's no sheep. No, that's that's She's no sheep. She thinks she's up to no good. Nothing's up to no good, but that's you know, there's the she's that's that's Yeah, I mean it. I will say her sticking around seemed like she was being funny Yeah, because anybody else would have got out of the way. She's very fun. She stayed there because she knew what he was doing Yeah, she kind of she kind of was like right. She kind of was like what are you gonna do about it type and Steve was ready to go he would go as far as it took yeah, if I didn't intervene you would have thrown her to the ground The young man that got aligned and spoke and he knew each other while doing this
How to fool it was a screw I would describe as a square and they were they were at the corner the front Why just a little spice up again? He's no other spot for him to go right there, and he went Yeah, I was wrong. I like to out who I was wrong. He's a wolf dude. I was wrong, and you barris to me Sorry Sorry about that. I mean to do that too. We're going to clap in the fucking liver king at the fucking I liver king with the water burger with his bread to that crazy meal It's hard to next Colossus in the game. I can't keep up shut the fuck off Billy now. I think you're the funniest class you're the fucking dude Just the fuck up phone you must be a mother fucker either funny. I thought about it. I mean now sometimes you shouldn't Look Well, I don't say yes It's gonna be all the best of 2026 Those fuckers that go to line that the young kids are going to line dance. You gotta watch out for them Yeah, they got 1488 in the garage The line dancers and stuff for the kids you see there's kids that are like 24 a person that like get ready with me a life in the Day of a 23-year-old in Houston. That's exactly who fuck it. That was mr. Steele girl. That was mr. Steele girl They're terrifying. He was a handsome fella got you. Yeah, the guy who came in and stole your prize It was not my You parade around you were going for it. Yeah, she was you were dancing for a while. She was showing you she was teaching you moves Let's so I see something and we're back Last bit. No, no, I think it's fair Steve. It's context man. Yeah, you want a freak, you know, yeah, you're totally fair You we're allied right now in this episode. You're not your allies, dude. We're fucking you're you guys a moment now I was sweet you guys have been out of the customer brothers are on your side. It's me against the world. I'm Germany You're way I'm Germany. Sorry. Sorry. I call Germany You're England now England. We forced your hand you're in a plane. I had to do it Bowen I had to take bowling right away Your friends. Yes, that's all you're next. Oh Friends I'm sorry. I'm gonna fucking go myself. Yeah, myself. I'm gonna kill everyone here. I'm gonna starve to death in front of him We put the crippling financial sanctions on Russia. Yeah, I was supposed to like put them back to the storage like yeah What happened there money's fake? Yeah? Wait, is that recently? No, that was like bad way ever change your profile picture to the Ukraine flag and said like Russia Well, they had that fucking pipeline. They supplied only supply Europe with all the actual gas I think then something happened to it. I don't know. I don't even know so fucking somehow somebody blew it up We wouldn't do that to our allies Anyway, so I didn't even kill the camera super whatever was talking about Venezuela. I wanted to Say that, too, just remember. Yeah. Yeah, like we're supposed to be back to the Stone Age and it's like if what's how is that Still working The prediction is they're gonna grind their economy to like dust with the war and eventually they'll collapse again Okay, that's the prediction the equipment. I've seen them using over there though. It can't be that fucking expensive It's like a fucking tank. It's like a yeah, it's covered in battle tanks It's for really about they have to have battle-bots tanks because they could hit with drones Yeah, so the older tanks have like 10 feet of shit hanging off. Oh, man. Yeah And their drones are like best-buy drones. That's all you need. It's like 30 grand a month from best-buy funds door Honestly, I wonder if after this war they'll get brought into the fold-on-favorable terms never Russia has the worst luck Why they just be getting shit on forever. Yeah, why would they fucking hate Russia, bro? But they didn't they help us big time and fucking WWE - yeah, no everyone forgets about that they helped us and on this bike as we don't bring out pass wars That's my one role Michael from love on the spectrum started a podcast and he was like in this podcast we have one rule We do not speak on pass war that's a good death and roll like Good for him did he get his hands on the wrong book Here's the liquid death money Yeah, dude, I don't want you to feel bad about anything you do no time out. I don't want you to feel bad about We're worried about it because I truly mean what I say about that which is like I need checks and balances on well I like what you're doing cowboy at tank top snake boots. I support that They're not snake, but I do have cowboy boots. You should think about getting snake skins or gators You can be the man in black. They get all black cowboy hats. No, no, it's all like browns and tans. No You gotta he cock a little bit. No, no, no, I'm too. You moved on. Oh, yeah, not even a feather in your cap. No I would wait to be mastered the dance before you all black. No, but Evelyn Yeah, she got me one that was really funny. That's awesome. Yeah, really yeah Yeah, do you think you're gonna stay in line dance or move on to different? I've already started doing some jive There we go. Yeah The fuck is jive jive? Well, you're gonna see it's in the show. It's like it's before the customer walks in the day. Yeah Like I'm just demonstrating the Kailas some new dance techniques. Yeah We're excited to have you tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be a glass. Yeah, good old time Sorry, this boring topic really quick, but as you we seem to rehearsal to like the one where he goes and he never mind Field earth What's rehearsal to it's like that Nathan Field and I think it goes into an airplane. Yeah, I heard of it Yeah, I heard it's really good. I thought it was so funny, but Hey, man, we don't see I'm excited to see jive. What type of music is played during jive? Like jazz dance Yeah, yeah, yeah, that kind of stuff. Yeah baby baby looks like it's gonna stuff like that Like big bands. Yeah, no, it's called big band in swing. Yeah, our grandfather liked big band. He also loved her album I try so hard Just a minute ago I was apologizing and then you hit me with you dancing the fucking What's the next step after guys? Whatever comes up on the YouTube, I really need to get into cramping. Yes I'm gonna I'd like to see it when we finally get a day off. I love I'm gonna go back to line dancing with you Yeah, that's awesome. I love it. That's when we're gonna have to shove some people because Yeah, I need a lot of space Okay, yeah, you go true. Yeah, we can clear it out for you. Okay, that place would be so high To make the account and do what's that you're see the count to no dancing and they get a big fight No, you brothers. There's love each other your line dance and they get a big fight. That is gonna. It's exactly what's gonna happen We can look it up. It's called foot loose the remake fake ID and then it's a master the dance from the movie Oh, is it just the I definitely have it down. I wouldn't say mastered it because there's in there Dude, there's people with that line down. They're black dude and the white guy. They was killing it. It's nasty Yeah, he's enjoyable to watch. Yeah And then a lady. Yeah, people take it very seriously. Oh, yeah Fucking tight and then Gerby's gets out there and then what it was all over then she and this drank. He started playing This once everybody lasts I got out on the floor. This lady was being mean to him for no reason. What the hell? Oh, yeah I forgot about that straight up yelling at him for something. Yeah. What was that? What did she say? She was just saying like you're I'm not good or I don't know Yeah, it's like sitting down. She came over like hey fuck. Yeah, like I was like all right Yeah, she might have been nagging you though, and I tried to just like walk between them And then he was like he just changed his kind of like this and then he just don't worry about it. And then he's like to her. He's like you Just good clean fun Dr. Drake dance Get the thumbs down. That's what you get. That's all you need to do is somebody Bitch don't be afraid to talk after the waterburger thing. Oh, sorry. It's just hard to keep up after the waterburger fee Ask her maybe he's just at it me out of the entire thing. No, we're playing now. I can't time see. I should roll That was so good. That's the Beijing on episode. I should roll. No, who hit that burp? Probably Matt Matt my husband started my raise. I really apologize. I got I got spit. I didn't know and then you said that I'm like my mouth does taste pretty horrible right now. I got that basically. I hate the other guy He burped up tacos. He has a bright literary smells like they just cut them. I hate the smell of burps. I apologize It has nothing breaking down shit and it's like fully. Yeah, it's like fully cooks meal That's I just hate like a pint of guac before I did this that's it stays with you all night long Yeah, I'll be yeah, that's bad. I'm sorry. We'll say when you start filming you forget how much of a pussy you are what dude I have to wake up early. It's crazy. Yeah 618 for me tomorrow. Woof, really all time. Oh I started doing calisthenics and it makes me want to fucking die - Cool. - Yeah. - What do you do? - I'm doing like three pubs at a time.
time. It's so embarrassing. No. I mean, it pulls a heart. I for real might trans. Just to make it less embarrassing. I'm fucked up. True. Just take my tits back out at 10 pull-ups in. True. It is the most embarrassing thing in the world. Just failing doing three pull-ups. Yeah, to do it though. At least you can do three dude. That's pretty good. Three is like three of three. Yeah. Three over and over again, dude. All the real three every other time. Yeah, that's, that's all. Go in the race. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Well, we did think we've done it. Dude, thank you all. Yeah. Great to meet you. And Matt, when you head back down Austin Way, I'll be on down the floor with these two fellows. Yeah. Spongebog in here. Yeah, you guys are going to get to know each other a little better. All true. And he is a delight. But I mean, Garmin got a lot. We golf fucking together. We had a time. Yeah. Yeah. Was that with the fill? Yeah. To the music women's plus and good. Yeah, until you got his code. Yeah. Yeah. And twice. I don't know. That's like good clean fun. Dude, why did you get so upset about that? I was down. Don't like it. Because I was drunk and I bumped him to it. Like mass around the golf course. That's right. Okay. That makes it. Yeah. It's a gentleman's game. I can't, I can't. If people are taking golf seriously, I get very mad. Yeah. He's turning into jackass. Bro, I was going fucking like it last. Your car was so slow. Playing with you. He became friends. No one was home. We were having a good time. Yeah. You guys were having a good time. Yeah. The bumps were not hard. They were light bumps. It was definitely not jackass. Fair enough admit they were light bumps. They were one hundred percent light bumps. Did you ever react? No. He became dominant daddy. He did. Don't have my own golf out like right now. It's perfectly okay to say. Hey, I don't like this. Bouncing that. That's not overreactive. And then hold on, hold on. If somebody bumps, if somebody bumps somebody's, if somebody bumps my car and I turn around and said, hey, I don't like that. Watch with buster. What do you think's going to happen? You're getting bumped. Right. So, I mean, check me immediately. And so all I'm going to do is say, you know what? I'll put my foot down. This is my thing. I said, Chris, let me out. As soon as he got out of the car, that's just so stupid. And then I said, well, how do you diffuse this? No. So I just sort of laid there and took it. It was really one second. As soon as I saw you were like, actually sad. I left you alone. I don't think that there was time dilation going on there. Sure. But well, I was very annoyed. Yeah, you got mad. I got mad at the whole fucking. I don't tolerate that. I didn't say tolerate. I don't know what I said. I said, hey, don't bump me. I'm not on your level is the exact. That was what he did. Oh, I'm not on your level right now. I don't feel like dealing with this. I'm not dealing with this. I'm not on your level right now. Oh, that's a great thing to say. Clear boundary set. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, why did you take it so bad? Curve was unreal. It's so bad. You got the corn. Winner. My mom was like, come say hi to people. And you're like, absolutely not. How many people am I saying hi to a lot of people? Well, you got to say, I know a lot of people. It's a fucking downstairs in the charity or it's a charity event for Down syndrome. I thought the, the, I thought we were done with the obligation of doing the charity. I'm like, it's time. No, you're fine. Yeah, no, I feel bad. You kind of feel bad. You did exactly what you would do. Sure. No one was like, what the fuck? Well, I'll go back to here. Phil was like, where the fuck's Gerber? And I was like, you went home and that was it. We went tired. He got bumped. You got five clothes. You got all up his grill and you got bumped twice. Yeah. 18th. 17th. 17th. All the way down 17. Turn out 18. All of it. 18th minute is funny. Slow round. Admitted. It was funny when I was like corporate outings. Yeah, made it was funny when I was playing flight of the Valkyries on the Bluetooth while chasing it. That is jackass. Sure. It's great. You got it. You got a mad dog and bump them back. It's hard. It's like go free. He was, he was the VC. I was in a helicopter playing fortunate songs. He hit the deck, dude. I hated it. But your dad was a blast. Yeah, he's off. Yeah. He's a man. Chris was reminding us of one of his lines because Billy's backs went really quick. And Billy was just like joking with him. Like, I missed that because you were talking to my backswing and your dad's like, I had to be an auctioneer to talk to your backswing. Yeah, I heard you were out in front of the whole group. You didn't want to play basketball. No, I didn't even know what we're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I figured it out. First, you just gone his own way. Yeah, and it was following me. They're like, don't do that. I said, why are you just saying the rules? Yeah, but we got it. There you go. Another one. There's another event. Your sister's got coming up. I don't even know. We'll do one. Yeah, we're doing it. I'll get you out there. I'm going to be there if you get bumped. You know what? The problem is I can't go to war with you. You can. No, I can't. You have, you have, you have the ultimate weapon, which is you can make me feel very bad. No, I can't. Yeah, you can. You make me feel sad. Not in the moment. When you get hurt, I feel sad. So I had to get physically hurt. No, not physically. I just, you've never been physically hurt. But why? Well, it's very gentle with your penis. You were, I said, I can clearly never ball tap you. We've always said that nobody is better at, nobody's better at handling the dick and nuts. I got a book on it. I got a book on it. He comes first. So that is his follow-up. He comes next. He comes next. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's a real phone. It's a real follow-up. I ordered it. It is not worth it. I got to take a look at this all. No, it's all about like how to please guys. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. That's what I thought it was. I'm going to write he comes fast. Oh, you wrote the book by himself? Apparently. I mean, he's, I'd be such an easy book to write. I could write a fucking home. Yeah. What I'd like. I check out. Yeah. Makes a lot of sense. What's the cover on it? I'm not going to name the author. It was a Jewish author. You guys hate Jewish sex, dude. It's crazy. Stay out of the Jewish bedroom. Jewish bedroom is in Paris, dude. That's what the butt program says. They're out of the Jewish bedroom. Paris, you're obsessed with the Jewish bedroom. Click the old early life on the Wikipedia. Where is he from? Brooklyn. He's also Jewish. Thank you. They don't do that to any other religion. I really do that to any religion in the early life on any like famous person. If you click it, if they're Jewish, it's immediate. Yeah. Almost like. They all runs with his grandparents were one quarter Jew. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the fucking Gestapo on that. It's really crazy. The A, the L, fucking, I think they do shit on Wikipedia. Like they scour that shit. And they're adding. Yes. They get numbers. I mean, anyone who rules like he was Jewish. Hey, claiming. Hold on. Do you have a Wikipedia? No. Yes, you do. You have to have a Wikipedia. Oh, I do. You don't even know. Yeah. I mean, you don't put your own Wikipedia up. You should. Yeah, you should really. I don't know if you can edit them anymore, though. I don't know. You don't. Oh, whatever. This fucking thing is personal life. The condition is aggravated by. I don't want to be here for Google. What the fuck is wiki tia? No, I mean, it's probably something's theater data. Got me. No, you don't have a Wikipedia. Damn, you got one, Gerber. You're going to get one after this. Have Jewish early lives. Early lives. So true, everything. I've never seen it. Like funny. It's rare. It's just started editing them in their early life. Just put yes. Yes. Turns out, yes. Change his name when he was 15. Gerber. You're well, man. You're going to see him tomorrow. I can't wait. He's he's he's balling out this season. I can't wait. It's so much fun. It is fun. I kind of sucked. I kind of sucked to the second half of the second half. I said, what do you mean? We get a lot of a lot of scenes after a launch, dude. And it's just that's tough. What do you read for lunch? Cobb salad. Yeah, he's out. It's late. Yeah. Something late. It's just we're getting you tired. You get tired. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's tired. Second half. No, he's awesome. No, we have catering ladies bring around. It's fucking insane. They bring a tray of fucking Wendy's burgers. Yes. Yeah. Some of them are just thinking an hour after launch. Just like we got cheeseburgers. Remember last time they brought a giant thing of soup and just give everyone a quick. Delicious. Yeah. It's nuts. You should let me give it. Doge that shit. Cut all that out. Save as much money as possible. I'm true. Give people all the takitas from 7-Eleven. 15. If you want them, take them. They're so good. Yeah, they are. I have it. I haven't gotten them in long time. 15 years. But every single time I'm at the register about the biceps ends, I go, you and me used to have something. There she is. That was always blackout clues. I'd wake up and go every single time. This fall. 7-Eleven in West Chester. I'll go in there. I'll get like a dozen 7-Eleven wings. Yes. Yeah. Through up every single time.
Yeah, crazy. All right. Yeah. Well, it's a good one. We got an hour and a half. Cam the cam stay. Yeah, that works. Sorry. Bill, thank you very much. Sorry. Nothing to be sorry. See, this is their defense against me for real. They got you hurt my feelings. You can't. And they're not genuinely feel bad. You're feel better. Yeah, feel better for you, dude. I didn't mean to make fun of you like that. Libert King stories already. It's already, you know, got a lot. It's already getting out of here. You're getting wet the water barrier with this family. It's got a crazy meal. Look it up. Libert King. I will talk to my fucking fun. Look up. Libert King. It's fucking amazing. I will. He teaches his head how to go. I didn't see it. You should go all wrong, dude. Yeah, I should fucking tell this dad right away. Dude, did you see Libert King with the water barrier with his family? He got a crazy fucking meal. I was ashamed. Yeah, thanks. Go on. You're talking about. That was crazy. That was me. Dude, the internet doesn't make me curious. If the Libert King comes after you, then I'm around. Oh, yeah. I'll fuck out of the way. I'll do the thing. I'll fuck out of them. We're out. Why are you talking like this? Dude, Libert King. Tighter than a crab's ass. You see him fucking around around. He's got no move. Bro, he's not just saying. I'll get all fours behind him and then push and then jump on top. Do you think you're going to sneak up on the king? Oh, dude. Holy shit. You best not miss. Yeah, that would be the problem. He's missing hills. You think you're going to yank on the pole's beer. You don't talk on Superman's cape. You don't pull on the way that the king's beard, dude. I can tell you that. You think you're going to fucking hit him with like three-stigious dogs? Fuck out of his dog, everybody. I piss that off. But he went to caravan, Austin. They got arrested. Oh, God, fucking cops. I'll libert King. Dude, that's how you deal with his ass. You know, crawling in the hallways. Out of the four seasons, yes. Can you imagine if you open your door? It smells like shit. Oh, man. I have, I want nothing but peace with the Libert King forever. Oh, yeah, you night the king. I'm just for the record, dude. He sure about Warmover's Libert King is nice. It's not. I'm not going to agree with you. What? Spud's not going to be happy. You sign him up for this. He's going to have family, dude. Three-point-oh, good and true. He's saying they still lie. Hey, shit. This is 100% going to get to. I don't fucking care, dude. I find you. I'm so nervous. I'm not nervous. I'm afraid for him. True. He's going through. He's going through a tough time. True. Scared? Good church. I'm genuinely scared. Yes. Brian Johnson wants to do it. Not to live forever. Brian Johnson, the other Brian Johnson. That's the guy to be afraid of is the fucking Brian Johnson lives forever. Guy's trying to be like fucking 200 failed. That fucking guy. Transluse true. That guy is okay. He's just tranting in the bourbon. There's a guy out there that wants, he's 60. I've seen it. He's changing into you. He's becoming a Jewish man. Is that right? Did he see the 23 of me or is that fake? No, what? Someone swam their bearded dragon, 23 of me. No. Send it in and he came back off. Can I see Jew? Oh my goodness. That's not true. It's like the sick of bearded dragons early life. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Jewelish. Brian Johnson is just trying to become a reptile. Where'd you see that? Look it up. I don't fucking know. Nothing bad is heading 23 of me here. That's too big. Bull and through Liverpool King Meal. If that's, I just looked at on the guy. That'd be funny to shit if he had a fact check that. The fact check. No, I don't care. It makes funny. Is it true? It's just exposing total fraud, dude. It has nothing to do with the actual result. But the actual result was Ashkenazi Joe. 51% Ashkenazi Joe. Jesus. This bad lizard is 48% West Asian and 51% Ashkenazi Joe. Couldn't have been any ethnicity. It came back to that. Even if it's fraud, it's still funny. It's funny so. Obviously it's hilarious. It's so funny. Brian Johnson is going to eventually start eating bugs. He's sitting under a white hamster. He tried to over it. Topple regimes. That's all we got. That's all we got. All right. Good bus driver. It's a dickhead getting off. Hey, you got to sit up front now. I just sat up front for half a year. I believe it, dude. I was crawling under the seats in the bus. I believe that. Getting dirty as shit first thing in the morning. Have you ever do that? Yeah, I'd crawl under there. It is nice. I didn't mind that. Get to the wheel while I'm going to go. You have to stop. You just run to see the bus. It's a full year in front of the bus. Soon as I walked on, bus driver looked at me and my cousin was like, up here. Matt and Pat get to the front. Yeah, you divide. We had to divide by. Yeah, we should sit. You're back on the seat. Hide behind the seat. As soon as you don't cover the mirror, we duck down. And she was like, enough. Just, you're up there the whole, I don't know what you're doing. How about under the bleachers at a high school game? You ever get under there? No. It's good stuff down there. Yeah, I think I shipped Tennessee under there one day. It was tight. That's crazy. That's pretty sick. Yeah. That was good. I'll get my sister's basketball games that run under there. Oh, yeah. That's fun stuff. That is fun. Reach up, grab someone's ankles. That's good stuff. All right. We've done enough. We did, we did, we did. Thank you guys. Love you guys. Yeah, yeah. You guys are all. I love you. Thank you. I love you. I love you. I love you. You know nothing but love. Missed two. Goodbye, everybody. Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane's secret podcast on Spotify. Do it.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The hosts discuss their fitness routines, with one jokingly calling the other a "smashing machine" due to intense training.
They compare strength goals, with one expressing desire to lift heavier weights, while both acknowledge physical limits and the risks of overtraining.
A humorous rivalry emerges over the "Liver King" and his alleged steroid use, with both mocking his fitness claims and calling him mentally unstable.
The conversation turns to personal health, including illness, allergies, and a shared experience of getting sick from a baby-related incident.
They reference a trip to Europe during the pandemic, where they avoided the "plague" and encountered viral moments, like a memorable fight between Ricky Hatton and Floyd Mayweather.
There's a playful discussion about line dancing, cowboy outfits, and erotic music like "Nine Inch Nails," blending humor and personal fantasy.
A controversial moment involves a shared encounter with a book titled *She Comes First*, sparking debate about sexual education and personal preferences.
The conversation ends with light-hearted jokes about pornography, fetish culture, and the hosts' personal habits, including abstaining from masturbation for years.
Summary:
The conversation is a lively, humorous exchange between friends centered on fitness, personal habits, and absurd internet culture. One hosts jokingly calls the other a "smashing machine" due to rigorous training, while they both share struggles with lifting weights and physical limits. The discussion quickly turns to internet-famous figures like the "Liver King," with both mocking his steroid claims and fitness credibility.
They share personal health stories, including illness from a baby-related incident and a trip to Europe during the pandemic, where they narrowly avoided the "plague" and witnessed viral moments, such as a legendary boxing match between Ricky Hatton and Floyd Mayweather. The talk then veers into playful, often crude topics like line dancing, cowboy fashion, and fetish music, including references to "Nine Inch Nails" and erotic content. A notable moment involves a shared experience with a book titled *She Comes First*, which sparks debate about sexual education and personal boundaries.
The conversation ends with lighthearted jokes about pornography, abstaining from sex for years, and the absurdity of online content, all wrapped in a tone of camaraderie, humor, and self-deprecation. The dialogue blends personal anecdotes, pop culture, and taboo subjects, showcasing a mix of physicality, humor, and vulnerability.
FAQs
He humorously refers to his fitness routine as a way to build muscle, with his mom giving feedback on his progress, either praising or criticizing his appearance.
He claims not to use steroids, saying he's 'primal' and relies on natural training, though he jokes about others being on steroids and references supplements like Mocha.
The 'Liver King' is a nickname for a fitness enthusiast known for being extremely strong; he's mentioned as a figure who may be intimidating or physically dominant, though the speaker claims not to fear him.
He trains using calisthenics and mentions aiming for a squat of 225 pounds, though he jokes about not being able to reach 350 or 1000 pounds, showing a realistic and self-aware approach.
He shares that line dancing is a fun, social activity, and he jokes about incorporating sexy, playful elements like 'patty cakes' or dancing with a partner, indicating a light-hearted view of physical connection.
He references 'Gooner music' as a type of aggressive, battle-style music associated with extended or intense masturbation sessions, adding humor and a personal, niche interest to the conversation.
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