Ep 589 - Broke Mind Virus

- Wow, wow, Wes. - All right. - Hello. - Hey. - Hello, we're live now, dude. How much does Nate's brother look like? - Dr. Ewan? (laughing) - I thought it was a good doctor for sure. - When your brother walked in, and of course I know him, so that's how I knew him, but when he walked in, I was like, oh shit. (laughing) I thought it was Dr. Ewan. And then the good doctor, you guys were, you and your brother put on the fucking dipship, brother. (laughing) - You and your brother are the dipship, brother. - My brother, I don't know how, he usually holds it together. - I did what I do, but him, that was out of care. - Right before, right before I go on stage, he comes walking through the, puts his arm around Nate's shoulder, can't walk, going through the tunnel. I go get him a chair, we sit down. I turn around, he falls out of the chair. - Yeah, he never hit the chair. - He, I try to put him in the chair. - I would tell him, he just went to the front. - And like leg just, still up on the chair. - That was like a medical pass out though. - Yeah. - It was, yeah. - And Nate, Nate, Nate cried. - I didn't cry, but I did. - I go, I go, shit, he's here, right Nate, 'cause I don't know. - It wasn't that bad, but I did hear that. I was worried about him, he would, I don't even know, help. - I saw, I've never, I never see, I didn't say help. - I didn't say help. (laughing) - Somebody call me, I didn't know. - I was thinking about it first. - I was like, I can't go on stage. Nate's brother just died. - Yeah. - The good doctor. - No, Shane, AI stepped over him, walked. - I didn't step, I didn't step over him. (laughing) - He popped, I don't know if you heard of what he popped up. He popped up and was like, I wasn't on the ground. That was the first thing he said. - That's what he popped up, I didn't pass out. - As fellow big guys, we were both celebrating the fact that his belly did not fall out. - Yeah, yeah, that was good, that was a good look. - Exactly, it's what I'm in devastation. Laying on your side, that big, it's like, it's like, curvature, it's a rough look. - Yeah, he landed on his back, he got a lovey. - He was too his, he was on your belly, your belly hitting the floor. - Yeah, so I can't remember, it was just, - Leg in the area, yeah, you were pure panic. - Yeah, it sucks. - Yeah, I mean, he wants me to bounce back. - I was still, Nate, passing out, suss, dude. - God, that's the suss. - Passing out is suss. - That's what Jim Joe's saying, yeah. - I was watching Jim Joe just podcast. Dude, the old black guys are flying into the podcast game. They figured out the code. All you gotta do is call each other gay the whole time. And they're making millions, all right? - We've been doing it for a decade. (laughing) - Welcome, brothers. They're just coming in and talking. They're like, wait, you pass out, it's kinda fucking gay, you pass out. I never pass out, fuck pass it out, that's just gays hell. - Fuck, that is actually my whole ass. (laughing) - My whole ass. - Now old black dudes, they've been doing it forever. The Paul's, there's the Paul's. Paul's and each other is the best. - What's the best? - Jayden Kitson and Fat Joe's podcast is just so Fat Joe gets Paul's nonsense. - And he does. - He says a wild one. - Oh, he's crazy, he's doing it on purpose. - I really think so. He probably has a staff of writers being like, write me the gayest shit you can possibly think of. - But no, Nate's brother bounced back and then Nate picked up the torch. - Bro. - He said, "How can I make a bigger fool "if my family is rolling around on the couch?" - I saw. - Well, when you say roll, like, I couldn't, I was like, "I don't understand." - You were standing right there. You'd fall over the couch, like a scuba diver. - Like, like, like, going, oh shit. - You'd fall backwards. - I didn't know you got, you were that drunk. We were all on the plane together. - Do you know why scuba diver is, you know how they sit on the boat and fall backwards? - Yeah. - Do you know why they do that? - It's not cool. - Now, 'cause if they fell for it, they would land in the boat. (laughing) - Come on, guys. - Classic. Highlight Real 2025. - I know, Mark that. - Joe Grold glib it. - Joe Grold. - Highlight Real 2025. He's running that back 25 times. - Yep. - That's what we'll do for the New Year's episode. - For the New Year's episode. - Over and over for three hours. (laughing) - You fall asleep to it. (laughing) But you're gonna laugh every time. You're gonna try sleeping, you know. (laughing) Now, Phil hit me with that. - That's so funny. - Phil hit me in Gurby's with that. That was great. We were watching a shit. He was watching some fucking bullshit travel show. He was watching like a show about cruise ships. In that show, I was like, dude, you wanna go on a cruise so bad. - Do you know about the guy who just died on a cruise? - No. - Dude had on record 33 drinks, 'cause I guess they won't tell it. - Oh, I did, yeah. - Dude, and they-- - Back to the black podcast. (laughing) - That's kind of gay, dude. - Well, dude, they shot him with an anti-psychotic. So he was, he had fully rodeo bulled himself. He just got 33 drinks in. He's getting his fucking money's worth, honestly. He's not the wrong with that. And then they tried to like subdue him, and apparently they gave him an injection. - Oh, that'll kill you. - Yeah, I think two things combined, which is like, first of all, if you're gonna subdue anyone on a cruise ship, it's probably gonna be from alcohol. Why would you have a thing that does that? Secondly, why don't they have a narcan version of alcohol that as soon as you give someone it, they're just like, "What, what?" - God, that'd be bad. (laughing) - I'd carry it around. I'd just be like, "All right, well, that's coke." But yeah, you just say, "No, that is coke." People go, "I'm a little too drunk." (laughing) - I'm back, hey, what do you guys wanna talk about? - But no one would take it. If you're drunk, you're like, "Yo, you gotta take your anti-alcohol." - You'd be like, "Shut up, fuck out." - Yeah, I'm fine, this feels bad. - He could've used it on Nate, he was, yeah, dude, you were rolling all over the couch. - We could've, we should've narcaned Nate, dude. - Alcohol and American. - And you got on the plane going, "I'm sober, I had to take care of my brother this whole time." - I was kind of-- - You were nine. - I really felt sober. - I don't know. - We talked about me and Matthew, we did the math, because-- - Not sober. - You were drinking, when we got into the green room, you poured a glass. - True. - Of liquor. - True. - But didn't drink any of the entire show. - And then you did those-- - First poppers, you did a couple poppers in the bathroom. - And you took the poppers, you took the poppers. - You took poppers in Tuesday with your brother. (laughing) - Don't point at you like that. - Yeah, you were like real lines of Tuesday before the show. (laughing) - And then you had GHB laced baby oil. (laughing) - You got to start traveling with like a, just a milk cart of baby oil. (laughing) - What the hell? - God damn. - What the hell's that? - We're never gonna get this podcast on. - We're gonna get this thing just as busy as day. - That was a heart. - That was a authoritative knock, too. Let's see what that is. - Hmm? - Sounds good so far. - What's fucking-- - I know what the hell that-- - Maybe do you guys order something? - No, it's probably birthday bullshit. - You think so? - It's like a hat and like a-- - Says Fragile, it must be Italian. (laughing) - Come on man. - Put it, 2025. - 20, 20, 20, 20, 25 Joe Crowe clips. - Clip it up. - Damn dude, stop sending me boxes. - I know. - Just crap. - More boxes. - Just fucking crap. - All right, so Nate, you and your brother were snoring poppers. You kissed. (laughing) - You think that's how-- (laughing) - That's how Nate welcome up. He was a little fucking prank-sharming. - For years. - For any kids. - Kiss my lips. - Kiss my lips. He came back to life. - Kiss the boat of center of his forehead. Total mom big bro. - Damn. - You did handle it. - I didn't like the way you were handling. You were saying nasty things to your brother. He just died. - Once I knew he was okay, that's how I had to start. - He was sitting there coming back to the fucking life and you were standing over him and being like, "You fucking piece of shit." (laughing) Hey, dumb ass fucking fainted pussy. - I didn't do that. Why are you making me say that? - I was shaking my head out of my head. - He was like, "Give me that 25% of the company back." He didn't fuck you in here. (laughing) - He went full diddy on his brother. (laughing) - Yeah, baseball bat. - I had to take advantage of being big bro for one hour. That was, he's like older than me by enough then. - You couldn't handle the success. - Yeah. - Immediately blacked out and rolled around. (laughing) - You were laying on this couch, you passed out. I grabbed you by the legs and pulled you as hard as I could. - Lost the couch. - Lost the check immediately. - He barely gave me, lost his paycheck from the show. (laughing) - Well, I didn't forget that. I actually think about that every day. - True. - Yeah, you gotta get on that. - Yeah. - It was a shock, we got back and it was just like, thinking everything was cool. And then all of a sudden I looked over, you're on the couch, just like a fish out of water. - You just turned around on the deck. - What the fuck? - Flapping around and everyone's going Nate, what are you doing? You're going, isn't this funny? And we're like, no dude, it's kind of embarrassing. - I mean bro, in different entertainment circles, you would have gotten clapped. - Yeah. - You've gotten fully clapped. - I know I wasn't a safe space. - You wouldn't have won back. - I know I wasn't a no cracker. - You wouldn't have been the camera been facing you 10 years from now, you'd be like, I don't know what happened, I wouldn't have been this. - I was going to clap them. - Anyone could have clapped them. - Anyone could have, anyone. - Anyone could have been the lady with a strap on could have clapped you? - Why did you get clapped? - So that's a good one. - I paid a watch out, I did eat that. I'd take that to see it and watch you get clapped for three days. - Three straight days. - What were they taking you that was making them clapped? - I don't know. I took any time I'd take any of those drugs. I'm like, I don't want to talk to anybody. - You don't want to clap, let alone clapped for three days. - Clapped for three days. - It's a novation. - Matt, this episode is brought to you by prize picks. I love the holidays, gifts, food, and most importantly, sports. - We got bowl games, basketball matchups, playoff pushes. It's all going on. And while you and I are out here making decisions every day, like how much turkey is too much too much. - There is one place where it feels good to be right. - Prize picks. - Matt, could you just riff for me, daddy, on talk about something prize picks offers in the app that you love lately? - I just love the more or less. And I love, that's always, that's like the, you know, flexion feature. - That's fun. - I do love the fact that they have another feature where I believe you can like completely get out of something if the player's not performing well. - Yeah, some like. that. Yeah, I like that one too. Good features. Sweet riff. 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Making Biggie's family the estate pay for the funeral and then dancing on the fucking VMAs. It is amazing, though, how he like right after that happened, he became like truly, I mean, he was already obviously famous, but then he became like a real music superstar in his own right. And it's like watching that him dancing around on stage and all white. He was kind of like, I was like, this guy sucks dick at dancing. People like he was a professional dancer. I was like, these terrible. This is the worst answer. He's not a professional dancer. Did you know that he stole the Rolling Stone cover from him, too? Like after he died, he was like, I need it now. He had a business. He had a business around. I get that. They things don't just stop. Yeah, gotta keep a movement. Dude, and the clips of him and fucking Alan. What was that? That's like daytime television for, you know, I don't know. She's like grabbing. She's like, what are you grabbing there? You're peace. Oh, yeah, that was pretty good. Somebody's got to do it. Yeah, that was a freaks. She left the country. What? Allegedly, she's in Europe or something. Why'd she leave? Because everybody said she was mean, because she's mean. Did she get to go? I think I've got elected the second time she left. Yeah, but it's an excuse. Everyone said she was mean. Yeah, I heard she was just nasty. She got exiled for being a meanie. You had to go back to Europe. You got to go back to your linear gents here. Back to the old country. Start over. Try again. How about you change your attitude and come back? Yeah, don't be mean this time, Alan. I mean, how mean was she? I feel like so many people in the TV were, oh, we're probably pretty fucking mean. Like, how mean are we talking? Is there any like specific examples of like, off-memory, I remember she was like sort of like a no eye contact in the hallway sort of boss. Like, don't look at it. That's just lesbian alpha. Yeah, yeah. That's what has been on. I see nothing wrong with it. I'll look it up. She if I can find anything. Yeah, that's just like contact in the hallway. That's fully acceptable. Yeah, we're oh, sexual misconduct. Hold on now. What kind of, what's she doing? I just read the headline real fast, I'm sorry. March 2020 is doing quarantine, script, Twitter. Just be. That's so great. That's insane. Why? You were just on your hands and knees in the bathroom. Now you're on Ellen's ass. Wait, you bed over? You got to fucking get down there, dude. All you did hands on the hips. He did a gimbal. Went full tea pie. So wait, so okay, so Ellen only no eye contact, which I totally fucking get and possibly I think we should in state here. Yeah, specifically. I don't like looking at you guys. No eye contact in a meany. Yeah, that kind of sums it all up. Fear-based environment, producers allegedly being rude, dismissive or discriminatory, people getting fired or taking for taking medical leave or bereavement leave. So basically just being a big man. That's what type of bereavement. Yeah, guess my opinion. Yeah, man. Somebody's like my fucking my Nana died. Like how old is she? It's like 105. Get in here. Yeah, you're going to work. Get in here. You're lucky to go to the funeral. Get in here. Yeah. I remember Greg Fitzsimmons used to work for and he was like, yes, she was fucking nuts. Fitz dog. Yeah, allegedly. And there's a controversy about her DJ. Did you ever see that guy? Yes. My mommy used to love Ellen. So I used to watch it a lot and she had Twitch who was a DJ who would dance with her and stuff. Yeah. And he committed suicide, I think. I had a nowhere and he had like a family. It was really sad stuff. Yeah. So what are you, what are you saying? Are you looking to. Yeah, I think Ellen. I don't know. She found his car in Vegas and paid the Southside Crips to take him out. I don't know. She made it because they hit up. Never paid the Crips. How crazy is that? Yeah. What am I? I was just thinking about that. How that is like. I mean, again, if all of this is true, which you know, a lot of the points you line up, it's like that's the worst guy ever to not pay you and then just fuck you afterwards. It's one thing not to get paid with stink. But then if he just starts like fucking you, I'd be like, dude, what the fuck, man? You mean like literally fucking? Yeah, like fucking you. Yeah. Literally fucking you. After not paying you, I'm like, I want to fuck you. Yeah, that DJ, that DJ that was on the boat for a while. What happened to him? He was getting drugged. He's getting paid now. He said he was like, I went, I took this thing thing and I was going to get money to change my family's life. It's like, well, you might get it, man. That's termination. That's making the band. That's that is making the band. But I love the Diddy voice man was telling me great. It's like, bro, I love you. Why the fuck are you doing this? I'm gonna pay you. What the fuck, man? I remember you, you were so funny. We hung out. Somebody be like, can I get paid? The album's out. Yeah, him and him and his that was my favorite error is him and like post making the band when he was just 50, just like still getting after it was really funny. Yeah, he was when he was dressed like the joker running around screaming at people. Yeah, you could see something was coming down the pike on that one. That was a clear mental breakdown. Well, he's gonna get out and murder everybody. He thinks so. Yeah, definitely. We can't because everyone make documentaries and proofs. He probably wants to kill himself. He's gonna do that, that like b-roll of him, like kind of present day. Apparently, there's 140 hours of that stuff. So I think there's a lot more. That's what we were talking about. What was the baby oil doing in the basically in the fucking like the control room? Like this is things are going bad. It's the war room. It was the war room. It's like, don't forget XC and baby oil. Just in case we have like a fun night during the trial. I mean, once you get once you get the baby oils going, it's hard to like not. You kind of want that on deck and God forbid things go south. Let's get a good baby oil sash with my grown son. I agree with that. That's the craziest to have in your boy. Just bring your boy into it. Yeah. And then like during that when his son was like, we got to do something. We got to say something. He's like God told me to be quiet. You do whatever you got to do. I got a respect. It's just fucking a ban on you. You got to do. God told him to bring 14 jars of baby oil. He said there's a whole ocean of oil under my top. I've abandoned my boy. Yeah. I mean, that's the most I can't think of a worse thing to come out about anybody. You think YouTube comedy docs are rough? Try getting 50 cent on your ass with some fucking B-roll dude. He's the ultimate fucking he's the ultimate dude. Yeah, you think that's right of it. His style is actually very unoriginal. It's like, bro, whatever. After seeing the 50 cent shit, I'm like, man, I don't care. The last thing you want is 50. He killed everybody. All your favorite rappers. He killed those guys. Didn't pay anyone and raped everybody. And you're like, dude, this is bad murdering rapists. You go, hold on a second. I'm not gay. Not as I like a lot in the documentary a lot of times when he's like, when people are like complaining about him, he'll like be like, man, he's just just broke mindset. He's just broke mindset. Yeah. The guys you didn't pay and fucked. They have broke ideas. He's broke. I fucked them. That's what happens. You get so broken. Nobody's going to make that up. No dude is going to be like, yeah, and then he fucked me. That one. You don't talk to that one in. No, that's crazy, bro. That's crazy. Apparently the guy, like you see the guy was, he was talented. It's a real accusation. Yeah, it is. You're a dude. A straight dude. And then going, I don't even want to talk on the doc. I don't even want to talk. I want to get into that. But going, I woke up and I was a little, that's exactly what a dude would say. I was just sore. I don't want to talk about it. It's like, fuck, man. Fuck, man. But yeah, he is in for a rough one. He's already, they're already trying to like challenge, you know, they're probably trying to sue Netflix right now. Big time. Did he steam? Who's a team? He insists, apparently. Yeah. Who is it? Dershowitz? Well, apparently that he fucked his lawyer that not like literally, but since he, He definitely didn't pay. But footage like kind of exposes the lawyer of like bad practice and stuff like that because there's like Personal or like what we're supposed to be private conversations that the guy was just filming the whole time and 50 put those in the Yeah, doc - filming himself with his lawyers. Yeah, what the hell is that about? I don't know, but it fucked the lawyer. I heard really on the internet. Yeah, apparently he's not too happy about it Fucking bet dude also. Yeah, obviously dang that sucks man. They'll be a lawyer stinks because then like you're just You're the guy advocating for the guy and then I was like what a fucking asshole. Yeah, cuz his dream team. He did have a nice dream team I also I do respect being a trial and just looking at the jury going Shit and it works. Oh that girl that was on there the juror was like that. He's did he's Sick you can't look at me. We were making the same face. That was funny like we both made the same face like what The girl who was like crying that was like I got kidnapped and the whole jury was like There's like broke mind set clearly broke mind set The broke mind virus got into the jury. The jury did not have to broke mind. They were fucking paid alphas. He got the most It was nothing but the most extreme hustlers is the old Indian guy They were in love Fucking did he's jury or his his team employers for jury selection being like fucking Pakistani immigrant Get him the fuck on there. He's not gonna give a fuck about that fucking video of Cassie getting it He shouldn't have left the room He was in the middle of a bath Never leave your husband while he bathes There are many oils There are many oilers Yeah, they fucking they were to stack that jury with 12 angry Holy like free did he's totally innocent dude. What do you fucking hit a cup of girls? They were in love and they did crazy things and he was also like and you if you cannot take all the glitz and glamor and take it one way or the other she could leave It's like he literally kidnapped his assistant like I'll kill her if you don't come outside Oh, man. Yeah, the one thing that really Kind of rocked my socks is when the assistant was like yeah, I saw this fucked up shit But I didn't want to say anything just like for the culture and I'm like what the fuck are you for the culture? What are you talking about? You guys want it. We have representatives of the culture here. Would you guys like to speak on the culture? Scared to reach I will yes For the culture dude I Don't got nothing to say you got kidnapped a gunpoint and to try to murder a kid cutty You didn't want to tell anybody for the culture That was that lady she did it for the bag. You think it was a bag. Yeah, that's what I was a lot of money. Oh, it was just a crazy excuse to be like Yeah, I did see him beat the fuck out of his girlfriend a kid that me But it's like you know just like overall for the culture. It's like what you're not gonna tell about the murderous rapist That didn't feel like a real sense. That felt like like meant Yeah, then like maybe what a culture thing Capricorn was cappin Sure name is captain Single things you said that cracked me up though. I was like what the fuck is that? What are you talking about yeah, every time I hear that I'm like dude. What are you saying? What the hell are you saying? It's crazy. It's a sanity. It's a fucking pure insanity very funny Obviously it's for the culture. It's like what what are you talking about white people have to start holding that down Next time there's like a white collar crime like Anron I knew there's insider trading. I knew they were doing all this was for the culture But yeah, we we did loans and Bibbia fucking $7 million at four thousand Well the fucking you from Zambibia But yeah, man, it's it's rough man a lot of the OG black entertainers. It's the line is drawn in the sand The dude's coming out to like speak up for diddy are just getting absolutely destroyed I would never want B for 50's that man. I just don't I just don't want it because they're coming out and they're going like fucking Obviously it's clearly bullshit and just they're getting just sure. It's like the worst thing. They can possibly why would they speak up for him right now? Are they on tape? That's my thing are they on cam Tony a was at the mothership on Tuesday. He's doing like a press tour Yeah, I don't know who's at the who's at the mothership Obviously Tony. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but not young buck they've been being young buck in a they've been beefing with young book Yeah, yeah Yeah, so it's not hip-hop Get around now y'all Young buck that yeah, that's how you get the also the thing is this every one of these like hip-hop fucking beefs is purely internet speculation Yeah, it's very fun to just be like wasn't it over trans stuff and somebody was gay But that usually kind of is part of it. Unfortunately, it is coming out that it is mostly that So But yeah, that that documentary man. That was great. I was yeah very well done when they said when you started up and you're going How the fuck did he get this video? Still it there's people are trying to get the source people are trying to figure out who it was and you know they're getting close, but Who the videographer where the videographer was he's in trouble. I don't think so. No, he's gonna get shot He thinks I can shot. Yeah, but you did he is gonna kill everyone, but he doesn't pay anybody. It's in the thing being a lot of matter Yeah, true. He never cared about he will kill you. Yeah, true Although he has to hire henchman Where's gonna get the henchman that henchman are gonna go like they always have be like he said he's gonna give me a million bucks He didn't pay me. Yeah, the henchman afterwards if I'm not gonna tell him though, because the culture if the henchman if it was true Their story that they like killed two-pock and then sat right outside watch the ambulance pull up and then just went and smoke weed and partied as fucking wild They were bad henchmen. Yeah, well, they were good They're the best henchmen ever it was cuz it did he wasn't the guys in jail the guy was in jail for something else though Like they got to their henchmen. They're fucking killing people and just chill it outside. I know Like they killed when you're a henchman, and you don't get your money. You got to go kill the boss Yeah, but who do you think is gonna sit around and kill somebody in Las Vegas for you? Just like that. It's not gonna be a good day. It's not John Wick. These guys are They're making bad choices all the time. Yeah, these guys are making terrible choices Yeah, and they got away. 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Thank you Yeah, if you're in Philly buy tickets to the show at the link and You should do that. There's gonna be some very good special guests the ticket will be worth it even if I suck because it's in a stadium This show's gonna be worth it. Thank you. Oh Lamar sure Everybody it's me Lamar. Why don't you promise to the camera you're gonna stop? and driving. I promise. Yeah, did. All right, go ahead about your fucking bullseye. I do promise December 17th and open New York. Please come out over there. And also January 15th at the hilliamalfa red. Please, please, please come. Woo. And optimum knocked is December 16th. Actually, they've been really fun recently. They've been a hoot. Hell yeah. That is pretty loud. I always wondered though, why didn't Shug Knight then try to kill Diddy? You know what I mean? If it was definitely him, and he was in the car, he saw the gunman. So I was curious why Shug Knight didn't try to kill, did he? No, he didn't. He's in jail right now. Shug Knight's in jail. I think he's made a run over that guy. Yeah. Yeah. I watched it weird. Like one of the Sean Blazington type videos of them interviewing Shug Knight, and he was corroborating everything that 50 was saying. Really? He's really skinny now, though. They're, I mean, I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't talk about this. Wow, that we think you're going to get touched. And the culture is speculating that he has like in autoimmune deficiency type deal. He might, what the fuck? He probably does. Oh, you're saying autoimmune. Shug has AIDS. Yeah. That's what the culture was saying in the YouTube video that I watched. I don't like that. I don't like it. I'm just, I don't know why he brought it up to me. I don't like talking about that. But him having AIDS potentially? Yeah, I don't even really want to talk about it. Oh, you thought he thought he might have been. You're afraid Shug's going to get you Sean Gardini. Sean Gardini. You have to be scared. This shug's going to get you. Yeah, I'm not fucking saying it. I'm saying Sean Gardini is saying that on a pretty massive platform. Yeah, that beautiful. You're going to have to. No, no. I'm not going to say what the streets, you're here to the streets. Yeah, the streets are talking. I'm not, you know, you could, you're like, you know, also, Zempoch. Yeah, it could be because we could just get diet and exercise true. This is all legit. These are all legit rumors. We need that documentary. Well, mayor, you got to spearhead that doc. How did he get it? Straight out of comfortable. He got spearheaded talking better. He's puking. I think your mayor has AIDS. No, yeah. The people even get AIDS anymore. People still get it, I guess. Yeah, it's, but it's totally manageable from what I heard. Yeah, like I've had it now for like 10 years. I catch it. I catch it every right around when the seasons change. I got it once I got once I got my third booster. I got HIV. It wasn't a big deal. Just kidding. Anyway, oh, there's a lot of college football drama. No, enough of Matt's hip hop corner. Yeah, some of Shane's sports corner. We've covered the culture now. Sound of sports. No name got butt fucked. Not a big deal. No name got didied in front of everybody. And that's fine. We got didleared about as hard as it gets. Who'd done it? It's a committee. It was a committee. They they they lied on us for weeks. They lied on us. They put us, they ranked us ahead of Miami and Alabama for weeks and weeks. And then both teams not playing. They go, man, they're better. Wait a second. Now, look, I'll give them Bama or excuse me, I'll give them Miami. Because Miami, they both went 10 and 2 and Miami beat them. Granted, it was week zero. It was in August. And Notre Dame starting a freshman quarterback for the first time on the road and they lost by field goal with one minute left. Okay. Still, they played the game and they lost. Yeah. Give us the 1993 title now. We get the 93 title if that's how we're doing it. But then Miami proceeds to lose to SMU and Louisville who are fair to Midland. Quality, but fair to Midland. Those are not great losses. Notre Dame rattles off 10 straight wins by an average of 30 points a game killed everybody the rest of the year. But push comes to shove, they give it to the head dead winner, which I can I know I was all for Miami getting in over Notre Dame in that scenario. But Bama is nine and two or 10 and two going into the conference championship game now. The logic is you shouldn't be punished for playing a conference championship game. It's an extra game against Georgia, who's one of the best teams. Yeah. But you get killed in the conference championship game. You get killed. You lose 28 to seven with negative three rushing yards total. Yeah, bullied. Yeah. Don't move. Don't drop it. Oh, single rank. You stay above Notre Dame. Come on now. Fucking bullshit. That's crazy. That's crazy. But it's just the that's drama and people where people kind of like gloat and send you nasty stuff. Obviously, I'm still receiving nasty messages. Not stop. Fuck Notre Dame. Fuck you. And that's fine. That's fine. In fact, though, it's just the standings. Well, that knock Notre Dame out of playoffs. What Miami and Alabama Miami and Alabama got in Notre Dame's out. That's fucking bullshit, bro. I woke up that morning going Notre Dame might win a national championship. Oh, dude, watched the it's a live show that they unveiled the rankings and who's in and everybody's like, Oh, shit. Like because all the ESPN announcers the whole time, they're like Notre Dame should be out. They've advocated against Notre Dame. So I'm like, get a little worried. I'm like, fuck, they're going to fuck us. They're not checking the Vegas odds and Notre Dame's a lock. Like, all right, so Vegas thinks Notre Dame's in. I'm confident. Yeah. Notre Dame gets fucked. What? So I go from thinking, we got a chance this year. We got a lot of talent. We could compete for a title. Then later that day, they declined to even play in a bowl game and the season's just over. But Notre Dame's done. Why did they play the bowl game? It's a good question, Matt, but I like it. I like their decision. Like, fuck you guys. Yeah, they're like, fuck you guys then because they would have made ESPN and the ACC money and both of them campaigned against Notre Dame. Yeah. Let them feel the pain. Also, but half our team was going to sit out because it's a meaningless. It was like, all right, you can't win a national title, but you can play in the fucking Pop Dark bowl in Orlando. Fuck you. How are they looking next year? I mean, I'm already thinking next year. They're fucking, they're going to be nasty, brother. They're going to be finding a chip on the show. And guess who's coming to town next season? Miami. Oh, we're going to fuck them up, dude. I can't wait. Yeah, that's going to be a fun one. Yeah, dude, I kind of like them getting snubbed and having a little chip on the show. I do too, but the thing that hurts is we'll never get to see Jeremiah Love run the rock for the Irish again. That sucks. Devastating. Thought I'd get a few more games out. Who do they got? Who do they got? Like, what's the, is there a young team, aren't they? They are, but we lose. Well, we'll be all right. Transfers and the recruiting classes the last couple years have been pretty nasty. Yeah, this year's sucks. I just see these young boys play football. True. You know, I'm sorry to happen. That sucks. Yeah, it was a devastating day. That's fucking it. Then the Eagles lost in embarrassing fashion again. Forget that. Bears lost for the Packers, too. Yeah. I was rooting the Bears on. I understand, I understand rooting for the Bears. Number two team. You got to support the Bears. I was the first to pack, especially like those consistent basement dwellers, finally being good. Yeah, sure. That's fun. There's the lions come out of the basement. You go, look at you boys. I'd be like, if the browns were good, you'd go, yeah, fuck yeah. But more importantly, Michigan's head coach just got fired yesterday for what? Originally, it was for cause. So on the contract, you can get fired and not get, like, if you have a cause to get fired. Okay. So the initial statement is for cause. That's general. Then you go, well, what did he do? He was banging a couple of the female, like recruiting assistants and, yes, some nasty footage out there. Really? Then like, stand in next story before a game, like, apparently a text that came out that was just like, yo, come give me a head. Now that one, I don't know how valid that is. But then he got detained by the cops. What? Allegedly? For what? I don't know. I think he went to somebody's house and I think he threatened, I think he threatened to exit this word, the earth, you know? Whoa, publicly. I think he said, you want to fucking ruin my life? Respectable power. Yeah, respectable power. Move, obviously. Now those are alleged allegations. That is a, I mean, it's respectable. If you're wowing out that hard. And then it's like everything. I'm guessing a wife and kids. That's what I'd imagine that. That's kind of the last move to be like, kill my fucking self, dude. Yeah. God forbid, I had a little bit of fun. Now you had ruined whole life. I am going to kill myself. And it's your fault. The thing we got to find out is classic dirty mission. Classic dirty mission. Yeah. Did they know that this happened? Because somebody tweeted about it like two weeks ago. Well, Sanduski, Joe. Somebody said, I know what I'm strong is getting fired. And this is why and everybody ignored it. Now the reason they would ignore it is so they could sign the recruiting class that they already had committed. And then go, actually, that guys has come back. He's out. But you got signed. You got to play for Michigan. They tried, they tricked high school kids on top of their coach being a dirt bag. And not, you know, dirt bag strong. But yes, getting a little hit. Come on. Boils. I mean, older than that kind of stuff. I can't. I can't. Come on. That stuff boils down to the team though. If you're in such a leadership position, you can't be out here wowing out like that. Lamar, can you do some research? Is there quarterback transferring? Yeah. Underwood. I feel like it's a, if I were to coach a college program, I'd be like, guys, I'm not going to come this entire season unless we win the championship. Yeah. And which is what they had their last coach, their national champion coach, Jim Harbor. Yeah. She's a beast full-blown artist. Really? He would never come like that. No, you can't. He would literally be like, what? Yeah, I feel like for the drinking milk, dude. That's the best he drinks milk. He does it. He takes a shirt off to play 7 on 7 Dude high school kids. He wore tattoos shirtless and played 7 on 7. He's the fucking gym. All of all is the man Yeah, I feel like as a coach, you can't try to be out here getting pussy and be cool Dude, you got to be totally focused on the game. I agree. I mean players obviously should be too But when I hear about coaches trying to get pussy and my dude knocking off man Wait till you find out about lane kiffin. What's up with him? Bad man boys are really bad man. He's not afraid to talk to college girls while being the head coach At old miss can't do it man, which can you blame? Bro, can you imagine sorority girls from old miss are they trying to take down the coach like that? Yeah, well the only reason they're taking down lane kiffin now is because he left to take the LSU job from old miss Which his team has won loss and they're going to the playoffs and he's still quit The whole sports just yeah, what the hell's going on? Money. Yeah, money changes the sport entirely Damn these guys are superstars now. They're all stars players coaches. They're all it's a strictly business Yeah, Brian Kelly taught us that at Notre Dame, dude. We've been burned before true But we got deadied we fucking we hired him after he he made he took Cincinnati from like Cincinnati took him to a sugar bowl Like undefeated and then he quit before the ball to take the Notre Dame job Abandon his team. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of crazy man. It was kind of the right move because they were playing Florida And they were definitely gonna get butt fucked I went undefeated you guys fucking lost and I got 30 mil so yeah, I mean couldn't they just let him play that one last game Sometimes they do that, but yeah, or they're like we need you hurry up. Yeah get over here And when kiffin left he took a lot of the staff to old miss loss like the coaching staff Dang, I didn't know so much drama going down a lot of drama I still think with all the apps now that you have to like if you want to watch it get a sport It's like it's YouTube TV cover like every sport thing Where's there still teams where it's like you got to pay a monthly Depend if you if you know it aiming your national brand and everyone loves you you can be on PV. Yeah for sure Now they cover the big games here. I feel like the gambling apps the least they can do is pull together some money and just stream every game for free Of course, that's what they should do That would be the right thing I guess all that at a bar, which is the smartest thing I've seen was One of those like fand ol or draft Kings or one of those had a TV network and it was showing like Serbian basketball at like 3 a.m. It's at least they can get that's what you first off You're gonna make so much money. Yeah, true. Get the rights to Japanese fucking baseball. Yeah And just show it at fucking 3 a.m. when everyone's drunk Especially I think that's at least they can do especially after like you know the guy who was on the app for six months Lost everything punches wife's and jail. He should at least be able to watch sports in jail. He should be like Fuck, I wish I could be gambling on this Fucking bitch wife said I'm not loud But at least they're streaming every game for free which because that's what I've been hearing It's like a pain in the ass like where's the game on like all you need this thing? You're gonna go to this app and then it's like certain sports like Baseball especially here in Texas where it's like you can't get local. Yeah, like I did by the baseball thing to watch the Phillies Yeah Nate headed by the league pass to watch the 76ers who are still fun That Lakers game the Lakers game look I hate to hate to lose but watching LeBron have fun LeBron have fun I only think I did like as the crowd was so hyped for LeBron I had it at the same tub like you get to watch LeBron who one last time. What do you dunk that's like? So we got it. How long he's been playing? How long has he been in league? It has to be like 20 21 years 22 years what yeah, yeah, I was in like Good kids. Yeah, we're kids Jesus Christ. That's crazy He's played against like players and their dads like he's been in the league so long He's played against dads that now have some 30 on generations. Yeah. Yeah, he's dunked on fucking them different generations Yeah, he's kind of a man Well, you do the Stautamires. He's Thanos dude He killed the Stautamires He's just the heart of ways the staff everyone's getting the whole family lines getting wiped The curries are next I'm rooting for LeBron son everyone was hating on him Kind of rooting for him. Oh, you know, I'm rooting for Shador Are you really having as he turned it around? I started to cheer for him when he dropped in the draft Yeah, be fun to seem to well and unfortunately got sent to the fucking Browns where yeah, you're never gonna every quarterback That's ever been sent there just dies true But he played all right. He's doing all right. He's starting now the rest of the season. It's got to suck. Yeah I'll be those well also Dion kind of shut the fuck up a little this year. He chilled out. I think his team sucked What Colorado do well there? What was Colorado footballs record? I did Bryce Underwood transfer from Michigan You don't you don't really hear much about the Buffalo. Oh, it was a big news They were and then they the Buffalo's never really did a single thing. So they kind of had to Move on Yeah, that was kind of Crazy just for the check for 2024 dude. They were three and nine this year. They were three and nine I had a feeling because neon was awfully quiet So they didn't just time to take the humble approach Didn't change the game after all that was there was like posing it like it was like a sports revolution That's gonna change together. Yeah, they had a black coach It's the first time in the history of football. I was crazy other than no day But whatever Maybe he's not a dick But yeah, that's another one you like I would shit on them and then you look into how fucking nasty Dion was and it's like I understand why he's insane. Yeah, every he deserves to be insane. He was like the greatest dude every time we played back You're a football. It'll just be 12 kids pretending to be Neon Deon every time I step yeah I step little shuffle when he scored the whole time Yeah, that's good sports talk though. It's a lot going on. I've made me with like the girl version of sports talk You know, I mean I'm giving you the drama. We're not talking ball. We're talking Off field issues talk in the narrative. We're talking. You know, I love the narrative you guys see your boy Kiffin What's he up to just the the text the girls are You can't obviously do if you talk to college girls are gonna fucking post it I know and they take they would like one girl would hold her snapchat and the other girl would take a picture of it And be Kiffin be like don't tell your boyfriend about this. Ha ha come over to my house. It's like did you You're cocking a fucking he's a fucking college kid. I know I know Some poor kid. There's a fan of yours. Oh, it's a fan of the school. He's going to the games. I just slice a tie to come on Ole Miss Slides the visor backwards time for a blowjob Yeah, I just don't like the idea of coaches getting a bunch of pussy from Kyle. I guess just bothers me bothers me deeply. You should did your heartball, man true. You would love Jim Really like the sound as I talk shit on Michigan heart balls, man. Yeah, I just they cheated, but awesome true I wish I was no David cheat. 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Are they even in like the wild card, Ronnie? - Yeah, they're still top of the division. - Okay. - But, they're sliding. - Yeah, what the hell? - They just lost three straight. - Do you think it was come? - And that means they lost five or less seven, right? 'Cause it was two losses, then two wins, then three losses. - It's not too late to turn on the Jets, but I don't know, man, I think it's just the-- - They looked all right. In the loss, I don't mean to make an excuse. Just a lot of turnovers, a lot of unfortunate turnovers. - Yeah. - AJ Brown, yeah, but he had a game. And, and say, "quon look good," they're finally, they could run the ball a little. Let's get some designed runs to Jalen Hertz. - Yeah. - What's the point of having him stand back there and throw it? Let's use his legs a little, you know what I mean? - I'm not against you on that. - Let's get a fucking designed run. - Don't you think, though? It's a little just like post-super bowl curse. It's got to be hard to play this. - It is. - This is after, especially how you're partying up after, winning the big Super Bowl. I think I already rode off the season. After they won the Super Bowl, I was like, they're not gonna do very well. - You gotta let 'em taste the pain. - I let 'em taste the pain and then maybe they'll come back again 'cause I didn't wanna, you know, deflate your guy's spirit. That's what I got to cheer for the birds. I'm like, guys, this is not their year. - I knew, I knew, going in the season. - No, it is a true thing that it's very difficult to repeat. - That's crazy. - A lot of teams don't make the playoffs after they win. - Yeah, I don't know how you would, it'd be impossible. - I would still be celebrating like three years later. - I would never shut up about it. Every play, I'd be sacked 15-yard loss, but yeah, last year we won the whole fucking thing. It was so sick. - Get a ring, pussy. - You're my ringer. - Anybody attack on me, I go, dude, you'll never win. I have a ring, it's already over, I'm done. - Like, dude, I already cashed in, I'm done. It's also a funny thing. - It hit really hard, I'm like, yeah, whatever. - Well, even with like, Kels, it's like, dude, they hit him and his brother of a Brazilian dollar podcast. - I think Kelsu's having a good year, though. You had a rough game this week. - I'm sure it's good, but it's like, you wouldn't catch me going across the middle, ball a little bit high across the middle, but yeah, I got a million dollar podcast. - One day, I'm not gonna look for that. - I'm gonna get to talk about fucking, I'm gonna sell fucking toilet paper and shit. I'm not doing this. Can't crush across the middle by a young, hungry, middle linebacker, like, yeah, I'm good. You can have that. I'm also married to Taylor Swift. - Yeah. - I don't have to catch that ball. - Yeah. - I'm gonna get some, I'm gonna get some out of your face. - I'll be on the moon, pussy. - I'll say someone to catch that for me, bro. He's got that long money now. - True. - I'm gonna hire a tight end of my own, I'm gonna put him out there and let you chill. - You should be able to do that. You should be like the draft and civil war. You should be like, 300 bucks, I can send someone else out. - I know what I always want people to do, just all the young people out there working. It's like, I don't understand why people don't do this. If you ever remote job, from my understanding, it doesn't take up that much of your time. Like, it doesn't take, it's not like a 40 hour nonstop thing. You're at your house, you're kind of answering emails. Apply for three or four remote jobs, get all of them, and then outsource it all to dudes in like Pakistan. Do you like data entry? Some like easy dumb bullshit, and then just get like three salaries at once. Get like three like modest salaries, and then just hire dudes on a fucking warehouse. - Yes. - You can hire dudes on a fiber and give 'em fuck. You can get 30 bucks an hour and pay dudes 10, and just have like four salary jobs and just boss up. - Yeah, so it's the future of probably what dudes, we're doing like contracts. - Yeah. - I'll sign this contract to redo your porch. - Yeah, you can sub it out. - I'm going to fucking Home Depot right now. I'll be like, boys, I'll give you 10 bucks. I'll build that fucking porch. - I know, that's what I'm saying. But nobody subs out white collar. You never hear about an employee subbing out there. - Yeah, yeah. - They got the broke mind buyers, dude. - They do, it's the broke mind buyers. - All they know is to sit in their sweatpants, their house, they go, don't feel like going on this Zoom. It's like, hold on a second. That's not the broke mind buyers. (laughing) - That's what I'm doing right now. (laughing) - Sitting in sweatpants going, I don't feel like going on TV here in the Zoom. - Yeah, but just wail out. Just fucking blank screen. Guy from fucking Nepal. Just be like, yes buddy. (laughing) Sorry, guys, I have a cold. Excuse my accent. I'm like, yes buddy, they're good. (laughing) Just, you're talking to four Indian guys at once. - Yeah, that's a nice fucking spot. - Just like chorus, like, yes, okay. That'd be awesome. That guy's actually working for remote. I'm in the fucking couple right now. Forgive my internet connection. (laughing) - Yeah, time. - That's a great idea, man. - I'm telling you, I wish people would do that. I would do that right now. If I had to get a job again, I would just get nine jobs. I'd apply for nine jobs, get as many as I can. Completely lie on your resume as hard as you can. - You have a company, dude, at that point. - Yeah. - You'd be the boss. - You'd be the boss. - You'd be the bully boss. You'd be the bully, but the boss. You'd be the secret boss. - Also, it's so easy to get those jobs. Just be like, find like a local, especially if you're in like a shitty town, just where people are kinda, you know, you just go to like a car dealership and be like, I'll be the social media manager. - Dude. - Yeah. - Any data entry job. - Just go to any shitty company and go, I'll be your social media manager. You gotta hire an Indian to post shit on Facebook once a week. - PCK. - Five grand a month. - True. - Here we go. - True, that's all you gotta do. That's my, that's the business corner. We do the sports corner now, we're in business. - Now back to business. (laughing) - Was this a money channel? (laughing) - What's up, man? - Ben, dude, I did a last two nights ago. I got to go to my kids like, Christmas concert. - Yeah. - Dude. - Must have rocked. - It was so awesome. It's also funny 'cause-- - It's too up at all. - Yeah, big time. - I was like laughing. - See the little angels. - Dude, especially the youngest one up too. And she was like, facing the wrong way. I don't know how, just facing sideways. - We sit there, turn around. - I was doing it. - I was dying 'cause all the kids are, they take it all very seriously. - Yeah. - And then I just watched my daughter just like turn around and she would start like poking people next to her and then like a part of the song she knew it and she would turn around, put her hands here and be like, ah, sing as loud as you could. But it was funny 'cause the kids get older. You know, like kindergarten is so boys and girls going pretty hard. Once you hit like second, third grade, you can see the boys start being like, I don't wanna do this shit anymore and the girls carry the performance so hard. The boys are like, they'd clap and move a little bit and like, you see the girls just like belting it out and the dudes are just existing and being like, come on man, let me do the fuck. It's so funny watching that as the years progress to where dudes just immediately are like, I'm not doing this shit. The girls really take that shit so seriously. They never stop taking that kind of shit seriously. If you were to get like eight women right now, like, yeah, you guys gotta make up a dance and put on a song and they'd take, okay. It would be so serious, it's gonna look like shit. (laughing) Well, that was really funny to take me, it was taking me back to grade school when he just stayed up there and you're like, oh, damn it, I feel so weird. My brother's out there laughing at me right now. I got fucked every year on that. Every year, I'd be like, I'm gonna get a good role in this. They put me in the back, the fucking tablo. What was it called, the, like, what do you do the nativity scene? Yeah, yeah. Is it the tablo? I don't know if it's called the tablo. It's called something, could be. It's gonna be tough to Google it. I always wanted to be a shepherd or a wise man. I got shepherd one and I got a hold of banner and go like this. Just shake a banner. What were you aiming for, like, Joseph? I could have got Joseph. You were like Joseph. I could have got baby Jay. Baby Jay would have been nice. I could have laid down and gone. (laughing) Just rise up and go on and just skip forward to start attacking the dudes. They're here, you got 'em. You will not turn my father's temple. But yeah, man, that was, the concert was sick. It was a funny watch. You told me you're doing that and I was like, "Damn, that's gonna be nice." Oh, so nice, dude. Yeah, like, dude, my eye takes it so seriously. We have a video footage. Tablo? Fuck it. I knew it was a tattoo. It's awesome. It's in there, 'cause that was a big, that was a big moment. 'Cause we had a play. We had a play for all the kids that could be nice and act and be good. And then all the shitty kids were in the tablo where all you have to do is stand there for like five seconds and pretend to be the nativity. Yeah, but then do you get the hold of cane as a shepherd? I got to hold a cane one year and then the next year, I literally just stood behind everyone and shook a banner back and forth. My parents had to be like, "This kid's a fucking bomb already." He's a fucking loser. There's fucking 20 kids in his class. You got the last. You got the last job. I've told this before, we had to do a play and I immediately, it was like, I was so old or brother-pilled that I was like, "That dude being in any play is gay." I'm stage crew. Well, that's what happened. That's what happened. Right in there and you're like supposed to audition. I was like, "I'm not gonna fucking do this. I'm gonna make fun of this." Then you get the bad old play. I'm holding the banner going, "Fuck, that guy looks cool as shit." And he got to play Joseph. And the girl I liked played Mary. That was always just fucking hot as fuck as Mary. Why is it always, how do they know the hottest chick is Mary the hottest man? They know the hottest man. And what were the mates? You guys do a maple session? What's that? We do this thing around. It's actually kind of pagan now, I think about it. But in our Catholic school, we would do this thing where it was like around May, the hottest chick would be Mary, basically we would all think the main queen. Wow. So we would all like pagan, dude. It is kind of pagan, bro. Oh, we pagan. It is very pagan, but we'd have the main queen. You know, a little sprinkling for the main queens. (laughing) And we would like follow, it was like a procession. They would just think like the hottest chick with the biggest boobs in your class. They'd be like, "Yeah, she's Mary." She's got the biggest tits. (laughing) She's very tits. She's like, "She could bear a child." And yeah, and we'd all just like follow her. And that was the one I'd be like, "God, she looks so beautiful, dude. That would fuck me up." Yeah. But during the play, I remember stage crew. As soon as any of the actors would be get called, it was like they were cute to go out. I would hold on to the back of their costume. Yeah. "Come on, let me go, let me go." (laughing) We'd do that in stand-up. Yeah. Yeah, grab people over there like, "Oh, you're going out." (laughing) "How the fuck are we going out for you?" Yeah, it was so fun. But yeah, my color. He landed the hero role. He landed like the main role and we were all just back to it and he kind of killed it We're all just like fucking pussy bitch. That's so good. You see him on stage next to the baby You'd be like fuck you. I was there next to the baby Fuck yeah, it was awesome Christmas play rule These sing joy to the world at the end same at the end of Christmas Mass Yeah, that's the only time I'd belt and change you get me about hit the hardest JTW yes, that'd be awesome. You guys don't know shit about JTW Yeah You got kicked out for being a sex pervert. I made it through seven grades of it. That went through I did the singing Well, we didn't have to do a play though. We had to do you were the donkey in the play. I was always whatever Yeah, that's like a donkey. No, you say you get the sex pervert in the donkey suit Yeah, what were you Nate? Were you like a wise man from the east? Well, we didn't do the play We from Zambibia. There's a wise man from Zambibia coming up. He's in a red and Pennsylvania We did we did the song from sister act. I had to do the rap part Which one huh joyful joyful Lord or it was called yeah I was hoping it was gonna be a happy day. That was a good one. I think we might have to do that too But I didn't do those are the two songs. We always did two from a movie. I can't remember. I just remember doing joyful joyful Lord and then we did the year before that we did Oliver and It was just like food glorious food. I don't know why but that's what we do. That's awesome. The mayor did you ever participated in any holiday plays? No Why not I don't think my school could afford it Can afford a fucking play. It's free in Detroit. It's free. Yeah, but like they didn't like they didn't make us do it No, it's not I think running in Detroit. I think running might have a case here It's it's smaller, but it's you know, it's just Fucking poor although Detroit Might be holding it down as number one porous. Yeah, they might have the broke mind. Yeah, why are you competing? Give credit where it's due. Yeah, the Gardiner. I Have a surprise behind me if you want. What is it? Okay, hold on it's a birthday Chains birthday today. It's your special day. You got on that little bitty gang It's gonna be bigger Yeah, this is probably you want to get you any cake? I'm like, yeah, get him a cake. Pearl is a slap in the fucking face Smack it out of his hand. I will You bring this to me on my day The cake's perfectly intact that was Matthew's idea slap it. I would never do something Did you walk four miles and get it? Did you walk and get it? No, no, I think this looks very good. It delivered. Thank you. It needs to be a deep frosted before serving Let it sit at room temperature for 30 to 45 minutes What the fuck is I mean no candles? No candle the candle You did buy me some zins this morning. That's just you and I tried to get candles at the CVS. They didn't have them Okay, I appreciate the effort. Yeah, the cake is nice It's not very nice Instead it's heard four to five people. Yeah, what the no it won't there's false advertising Dude, that's fucked up I try to get you a nice cake. No, I don't want to cake Where'd you get that from? Amy's ice cream. They fucked me so They said four to five people and I ordered the candles for five extra dollars So Amy's you want my shit list. No, Amy's is great. Don't Amy's ice cream is good ice cream Ice cream cake that's why I hate ice cream cake. It's crazy. I've always hated ice cream cake ever since I was younger It's like just I was so pumped when someone got an ice cream cake. Yeah, I don't like cake Yeah, like cake and I like ice cream. I don't fun fettie though fun. Fettie cake You guys could have got fun fettie cake Guys, I'm 38 years old. I need a fun fettie cake What color of frosting fun fettie frosting? Dude, he really it's like I can taste them, man. Yeah, you have him. You like these do give you a taste Because it is just vanilla delicious treat, but fun fettie is so fucking good Fun fettie ice cream. Amar, would you get me from my birthday? It's a big fat pew. You jacked off in my house Every bodily fluid in your house for your birthday. He did I did eat some chicken Alfredo. He made this week Where'd you get those noodles? Quality everything you made I can't believe how good it was Thank you. Thank you. He made chicken Alfredo. It was fucking delicious. There's a chef. Yeah. He said he debris everything debris learns He's a twin. Everything is a twin learns he learns too Pre-want the culinary school and the mayor got the download He did honestly learn everything Pretty knows not everything everything Yeah, we were talking about thirty eights of useless age. Yeah, it's pretty dumb Yeah, nobody gives a shit thirty eight thirty nine. I also I thought I was thirty eight this whole year. Did you? There's one though. Yeah, I've been already forget. Yeah. I don't know. No, I've been forty my whole this whole year I've anyone asked me when I'm forty pretty goes. You're actually thirty nine. I go shut the hell up. I'm fucking forty Yeah, thirty nine's embarrassing. Thirty nine is like don't even talk to me about my age. I'm fucking fifty right now. I'm seventy five I'm dead. Yeah, I'm my Spotify. I identify as my Spotify age seventy three. I think seventy three. I'm an old soul But yeah, dude, I was I was telling you before I came here just I I think from Saturday morning. I had like a two-day hangover from for sure staying out all night Went to like a kids B day at like 11 a.m. And I was like I could have just slept but I woke up and I'm like I slept in like ten thirty I was like I'm up. That's just crazy. I never sleep in this late go to this fucking birthday like an injury warrior course I'm just like my head is killing me my my eyes are my skin felt weird. Yeah, dude. We were up so late It was just it was horrible kids B days. Oh same dude. It was it was absolutely brutal and then I go to take a nap before took a nap And he goes oh, we have a bar crawl today and I was like you gotta be fucking kidding me So we got to take a nap wake up still hung over yeah, and at like 6.30 p.m. We all went out first to like get food and drinks and I just like drank a martini or a which I'm gonna call it espresso martini Just to fight the hangover off and then just sat there just at every bar like oh You only had one I had and then I sipped like I know strengths the problem was every year I last year I had do you ever have a buttered rum I'm not sure dude buttered rum is Maybe the perfect holiday drink. It's just rum warmed up with like a quarter stick of butter and maple syrup and cinnamon Oh, I remember it last year and it was just such a treat. Yeah, I looked forward to it all year going Can we go back I can't wait to go back to miracle on fifth street. I'm getting a buttered rum Show off the go. We only have coconut hot chocolate. I go mother fucker, bro I'm so hungover and I was I was banking on this I was gonna be an espresso martini in a buttered rum and then feel better tomorrow And they didn't have it and I might have to make my own buttered rum. You should I am I'm gonna make something delicious I'm gonna put I'm gonna you know Trigger warning to anyone who believes in Santa Claus. I'm gonna put all the Christmas gifts together And I'm gonna have a buttered rum and then another one at Christmas dinner. Yeah, I can't that's something to look forward to Oh, I can't wait. I look forward to it all fucking here. Yeah, it's a holiday treat in my darkest hour going I don't see the buttered rum on the menu, but I just sure liked one. They were not making. Oh my god I can tell you if if I was if I had gone on a bar crawl that day. Yeah, I would have blacked out Yeah, I would have gone as hard as I could I to escape the pain of that hangover See I I laid in the tomb and just took it on the fucking chin Fucking wish man. I was I was dying watch watch college football day. Just laid there true Then watch noted and get absolutely butt-fucked the next day. Oh you had it that I was watching the album a game going They're out. We're in they have to be out there negative rushing yards How No, they had more rushing yards. Yeah, then Alabama in the conference championships Couldn't you do like a negative it's like a math equation where you go like stat for stat almost you can and Notre Dame's head But I guess they're just trying to schedule. Yeah, Notre Dame had a weekend schedule. Yeah What do you undo? There's nothing we can do teams backing out all they they they join two conferences now So they're kind of like two super conferences. Mm-hmm. It's just the big ten in the SEC so they're kind of They're starting to like they kind of fucking hate the Notre Dame's independent Right. Is there like a Vince McMahon behind this? all like putting these all together? No. I mean, there's commissioners of conferences for sure, but there's just a ton of money in the SEC in the big time. So these schools like Texas and Oklahoma, they were big 12. It used to be a geographical fun time. No, it makes sense. Yeah. Now it's not. Now UCLA is playing fucking Rutgers. What are we talking about in women's volleyball? They got to get on a fucking charter playing like on a fucking Wednesday night. You're playing in New Jersey. Yeah, that's kind of nuts. You're just a beautiful girl from UCLA. God, which I was a beautiful girl from UCLA. I said I'm a 38-year-old fucking slob. You're a beautiful girl from UCLA when he got on a birthday. Oh my God. I'm in bracelet, dude. Two have gotten the whole world. What I get a broken cake from a fucking shitty wipe. I'm a disgusting wipe smoking cigarettes. The cake smells like cigarettes. It was from all of us by the way. You guys all chipped in. John quarterback it. John quarterbacked it. This is you guys each pay 50 cents. That's chipped in 75 cents. How much was that cake? It was $25 plus $5 for the candles. Yeah, you got him a $5 cake? No, $25. Yeah, it's kind of fucked me in. I am with you. I think you get a, you know, yeah, it's four or five. At least an eight-incher. I was hoping for eight inches. I was looking for eight inches. Never came. You gave Shane the microbird. Yeah, you did give me the microbird. That's the thought that counts. Imagine if I was a UCLA volleyball girl. I mean, bro, what my birthday would be like today? I've been crazy. Instead, it's just I'm going to lay here. Champagne. Play hell out loose. Champagne everywhere. I'm going to get the economy in on the horn. True. I mean, it's causing me to play hell out loose. I'm going to get killed every five seconds. Jog. Gosh, darn it. Well, well, we did it. Yeah. Happy birthday. Thanks, ma'am. Happy birthday. Another one in the books. We did it. Yeah. All right. Join the, join the Patreon too. I mean, we're going to go crazy. I've been actually, I'm going to talk about Baywolf. I started reading Baywolf again. Perfect. It's the best book ever. Thank you. Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane Secret podcast on Spotify. Do it.