Ep. 491 - Back On Deck

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I just want to say from the bottom of me heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. The double chance doesn't matter. Fuck he wants. DUDE YAH! I need a shit man. DUDE YAH! Sneaky little brass. Safe people, safe focus. Keep pinging the car. Well well well, squirrel digit is welcome back to another episode of the Alpha Blux podcast. We're here to give the everyday Batler a voice and delete head noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer. Jogging a keen arcane, win a tin, the athletes choice. Welcome fucking back legends. I know we were back sort of. But we weren't properly back. Now we're properly back. And we're fueled up. But Ken is all fucked to absolutely kick us this year. Last year was a fucking roller coaster to say the least. Some highs and some lows just like everyone. Wasn't only us that had a wild year. And I'm sure this year will offer its own challenges as well. But with the team we got here and the amazing community, we're proud as fuck to be a part of. I'm confident it'll be our biggest and most fun year yet on all fronts. Very excited boys. We got a fucking good group of listeners. Oh, don't we? The best. Like I like them. That's good mate. Yeah. I have a feeling it might be a long one today boys. I think so too. Yeah. Because first of all we needed fucking catch up. Well. Get the dogs back to it on stuff. First of all we need to bring up the fact that Quinn and I were hanging shit on people with poor pub ammo there before. About not knowing that Kotnoy J was an STI. And you're looking at us with this sort of dumb look on your face. Sometimes it's easier to pretend you know what everyone's talking about. And everyone knows what I mean. You're like, yeah, yeah, have you seen that show? But you know with me mates I just go, I just don't. They're like, what? My artist didn't know that Kotnoy J was an STI. Yeah, it's like Dribbly Dick. Yeah. In bad case Dribbly Dick. It makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Bad you come from where you go. I was married for a long time ago. Kotnoy J. Yeah. But anyway, that's, yeah. So that's Dribbly Dick for you? Yeah, that's Kotnoy J. If you didn't know, now you know that Kotnoy J was Dribbly Dick. Dribbly Dick. How was your breaks boys? Are you feeling refreshed mentally? Fuck yeah. I'm not going to say physically because big shit and all that you know just about his physicalness. But I'm mentally free. Oh yeah, you poor. Mentally fine. Oh that's good. Yeah. Like mentally. Yeah. Mentally at an eight, eight and a half I'd say. Oh that's great. Physically they might. Oh my goodness. Oh, that's where it started. Yeah man, me too. Because it like, because when we went to the break-row, we were going big shitty. He's getting his knee done. We got three weeks off. Big shitty, he'll sprint into work. No. No. Knee still fucked. Fuck and I got docked to death mate. But what is it only the whipstick point? Oh yeah, me fucking dog bite borrowed out. So when they fucking cut me open and found the point, they found a lot of scar tissue so they were like, oh, fuck and knock that out too. So they knocked the scar tissue out and in the middle of the scar tissue was a ball of passing live bacteria. Anyway, that didn't tell me about this. They fucking kicked me out. Sent me on me way. They then sent that ball of pasta fucking some lab to get tested. She's come back. Dog bacteria from a dog's mouth. So live from a dog's mouth has somehow entered me cut eight years ago and live rent free into me knee. Great ease. So for the last eight years I've been part dog, right? But that dog in me. Yeah, that's why I grow up at Quinn when he go near me food. That makes sense now. But good old hospitals. But so just quickly though, before we pass on from the dog thing, were you hunting when that happened? Yeah. So you reckon it was like an open cut and maybe one of the dogs just licked the back of your knee? I sound like that. Licked me or fucking. Because fucking hell, that's pretty wild. Or somehow a lot of blood. Licked the wood or something. Yeah, that was the doctor's theory. Maybe there was dogs alive around the stick. Oh, geez, you got to be fucking unlucky. Yeah. The middle of Australia, that dog licked that stick that ended up in your name. A lot of sticks where I was too. A lot of sticks compared to dog tongues. Massive difference. So I'm going to guess that the dog, yeah, like standing there at the yudal whatever after. Yeah, master man. Slob it on me or while I, because I still got up with the buster knee, went in, got the pig, so anything's possible. Anyway, so yeah. At least it's not bored. So you have something living in me knee. So you were a part dog. And then now, well, we don't know. They cut out what they could. They were supposed to tell me that I needed to get a different lot of antibiotics, kill this dog bite, because it's very fucking tolerant to antibiotics and a certain type that will do it, right? But they forgot to tell me that. But they've also, I don't know what's going on. Me knee still swollen, still very sore. I think it's a little bit better today than it was yesterday, but it's fucking sore. Like, it's a lot of fluid on it. Me knee sort of touch all around it. And that come up about two weeks after the surgery just got fucked. Have you been given anything to do, like are you supposed to be walking or are you supposed to be resting it? Like do you have to? No, that don't know. Fuck me. I went to, went to one small hospital and they're like, yeah, that's not right. We got to do something about that. And I said, yeah, let's fucking get a crack. And then, oh no, we can't do that here. Went to, one of our final local establishments. That F-2.5 hours, not one single person got served. I was like, fuck this place. Yeah. Headed out, went back to where I had the surgery done. And there was a language barrier breakdown. I didn't know what the fuck we were having a conversation about. So I like you just to elaborate it on there before. Oh, yeah, yep, yep, yep. I said, is this normally said, whatever you said? Yeah. Hey, right, I, we got out of there. The missed guy, what's your regular? I said, oh, fuck me. [LAUGHS] She said, oh, should I go in there and talk to him? I wouldn't bother you, I don't understand it. Yeah, right. So here we are. Back to the surgeon that did the surgery tomorrow. Right. Well, at least you get to go and speak to him to go what's happening here, brusse. Sort this out, because as it sits now, it's worse than it ever was before the surgery. Which would be very frustrating, bitch. Oh. Especially with some of the plans we got. Mate, so frustrating. You're so stupid of this. Just even tomorrow. Like, we've got shit on tomorrow. And I'm going to drive to Bundy and back, and it's like-- [GRUNTS] But apart from that, I got some great rest and in. Yes, my rest. My rest and at least that part of the year is meant for sort of resting. Got some heat up stuff. Got some hunting in, even though probably shouldn't have. Yes, tell us about that. Got a couple of good trips in. Got a few fair for you good picks. Yeah. Dog's going well. Fuck you. Very happy. Went for the first hunt of the year and got four cracking balls. Fucking hell, goodies. Like, just-- It was just the night for it. It was still. And there was dew on the ground rights. And none of them went along. They didn't go a long way. Yeah, nice. I think the most-- I think the mostly ran was about 500 meters. Oh, it was fucking hurt and don't get me wrong. But I think that was about the further as we run. So there were all closeies. It was just no breeze and heavy dew. But four goodies just by themselves. Just even like a couple in sort of like places you don't go and then just-- Yeah. Good ball. Awesome. And they were sort of spaced out, you know? Like good ball. Then an hour and two. Good ball. Hour, good ball. Just the perfect run. Yeah, except little bit of fucking tough fellow there at the end. Just made let Jeffrey know that he was still alive. Right. So he gave me a round bit of a touch up. A rough up. I suppose people haven't heard since Jeffrey's last one. Is he in proven? Yeah, he's going well. That's good. No, he's going real well. He's proper starting to work it out. He just gets a little bit lost every now and then. But no, I definitely let last trip-- I was like, no, no. He's own himself another-- least another two months. That's good, mate. Of trial. Fucking nice. So we got the dog front going. I finally saw him again. Yeah. When we spent a few days at the farm in Mirinvale, with the in-laws which is fucking awesome. And I got to just go up the fucking mountains, printed a few target things out mate, and started the gunning, shed it at Zayden, run me through it a bit. But it was actually fucking sweet, eh? With those dials, like Zayden and N, shoot it, and then just keep it still adjust the scope to where you shot the grouping, and then fucking reset. And yeah, it worked really well. So I was pumped with that, it's ready to go. So we got a dog, we got a gun, and we got a clefter. We got a clefter and a camera. So a dog gun clefter and a camera, a whiff, I can sort of-- Pretty set, really. So that was one of my goals, eh, for the days off. Was that? The other one was get up to creek, fishing, and crabbing with the old men for a couple of days, which was excellent man. Like we went up there the first day, put the pots out, and went, went fishing and stuff like that, got some whiting, and like a few whiting, nothing legal, or whatever, just had a bit of fun, caught a heap of livis, and then sat in the hole that we normally sit in, and just got smoked mate. And it didn't actually catch anything, which shit me. But we knew we had two days, so we were like, right, we were using the normal six o-hooks, changed the circle hooks, because they were just the livis sitting there, so they'd run off with them, and they seemed to pull the hooks for some reason. - No. - That first day, we were probably just hopeless as well, who fucking knows. Anything's possible. Went back the second time with the circles though, and you know, it's not barricade in at the moment, right? But that hole we sit in is good for jack. We've got a heap of jack there. So we just made sure we had lovies at Jackadete, you know, and if the barrimundee happened to bite it, then we could just safely bring it in and then release it, right? So fucking three bar up that second day man, between 750 and 850 just smoked them. And yeah, got them in, was fucking prime fun. Let them go, obviously, miss probably two, but was just prime fun. It was one of those days, where for about an hour there, it was just cranking, like everything just worked. It was the best day out there with that, so it was awesome mate. And then got a couple of good mutties, and I'll do it in the cookin' bichette at the Zaden. Wanna, he's co-kenut sweet chili crab recipes. I did that man and loved it. Yeah, it was prime. First time we've eaten crab and liked the cat. He stopped answering me calls last night. Martin's cousin. Somebody to offer him. Yeah, he might've been strong. I mean, I had him a fair few times, but it was his fault. Yeah, he's probably talked out. Yeah, maybe. There was a lot of phones going on. Yeah, that was. There's a lot of organising this week, boys. We've been very productive. Did you fucking achieve any goals, queven, merchant, queven? You know what I did? Tell me. Zoned out. Yeah, and everything. We've done. Ah, yeah. First week, when we finished, I did two days to pretty much tie all the loose ends. Yeah. And then for Chrissy, we went to my mum and dad's Christmas Eve. Dad just came to night. Mum, dad kicked a smick roast. Oh, nice. Just now, at every time, woke up there, had a break with him in the morning, and then went to Katie's parents' farm for the Christmas day and stayed there that night as well. They had a pool there and shit too. And it was fucking humid, bro, because it was just non-stop rain for an hour on off. So I was like, hot fucking. Can you swim, Quinn? Yeah, I'm pretty buoyant, bro. Yeah, that's good. That doesn't mean you can swim. That means you can fly. No, I can swim. Yeah, just check them. Yeah. Oh, continue. The lunch, or we'll get to that cooking in the evening, but Christmas lunch was fucking amazing. How fucking was Christmas lunch? Yeah. Well, we had crab as well. No. Just a variety of all that. And I drove home. We checked out where the Katie's parents had been setting up the wedding area on the farm that morning. And then boxing day, I drove home. And the boxing day was my really big bender day. Yeah, brother. J.D. and I were locked in. Went through the whole cocktail list of the tab. Oh, you would have been rattled. We started at the bottom, because long I was at the bottom, because we're like, oh, let's have one. That's the end. And then we were like, oh, let's do the list. So they got worse and worse. Oh. But I had a great day then. And then pretty much after that, bro, just did a couple jobs around home. But really, it was probably the first time we've had leave, where I've really not thought about work too much. They too, brother. Which was good. And the last week, I was getting back into it, getting ready for coming back. And the past few days, I've been really getting into some gaming, which is good too. Like using another, just trying to get back into old hobbies and routine as well. So that's pretty much quefters time off. But a lot of really just chilling, cooking it, cooked a few things, which we'll get to-- Yeah, yeah. --game and hang with the boys. What did you get for Christmas? Step one. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] So what now is just motion, quayfton? This motion. Motion, stinking quayfton. Oh, stinking. Well, they're like that fabric that creates a little bit of humidity. Right, they're smick. I love them. They're fucking real good. Got a pair of arches too. Oh, yeah. Just let us know how they go. Oh, they're a size 2 smog, I've got to exchange them. But dad really raised them. Yeah, all right. He says you got to wear them in. We'll save their merch to fucking step and test it. Merged or safe. Merged or satisfying. You have to get some and you just stand clean on the back of the car. It's a couple of times. Save their hold up. I don't know. I got a couple of things back. And I'll beef BCF vouchers, which I was pretty pumped about. That's a good one, right? Because it's good man. Like a lot of me, fish and stuff just stays at Agnes for when dad and I are there. So I think it makes me not go fishing quickly around here as much. That, get myself a little tackle box for here so I can take Harry, even just live, his and bait fishing and shit like that with the kids, eh? So that was good mate. But yeah, Chrissy was really good for me as well. We were over at the dingles place. The in-laws, so that was excellent. Pissing down rain all day, but fucking who cares? On Christmas man, you're just drinking and eating. Yeah, there's no life. Kids who got toys to play with. And like you said, Kuenot, box and day brother, that's Bloc's Christmas. I wanted to come out and see you, but I wouldn't have been able to drive. But we talk about when we caught up there. Yeah mate. Yeah, Bloc's Christmas. I slept all day, box and day. Did ya? Yeah, memory pooled a fucking. Man, oh! Oh, man, oh! Oh, man. Those Chinese Christmas. I was like, I can't see it. Tom and Adam still awake. Yeah. And the morning. Are you awake? Are you out of it? Six in the morning. Me and the old fella, we got to know what the fuck come over us. That's the last two times I've seen you now. We've just gone way out of hand. Yeah. Yeah, good. That was great. I was trying to trick the Mrs. that I'd been asleep and then I'd just got up for a piss, but she was onto me. How'd she. Because she. The kids have been staring her up too. No, you were saying, "Oee." Oh yeah, just started calling me. Oh yeah, just started calling me. Mrs. Every time she gets up, it's not bound down. Oh, man. Oh, man. She just, death's there, you wouldn't she? Well, yeah, they don't even get in trouble for it. But I caught it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They hate it when I say it to them. They like. Yeah. But, um, fucking, they'll say it to their mother. So, good, Chris, you for you, that, Poo? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she's. Proper rip then. Yeah, real good. Yeah, that's fucking awesome, man. I gotta set a tie for Christmas. Oh, good. Yeah. It's good when you're shooting me. Oh, beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the Mrs. that she got me. That's it. Like, who the fuck, how the fuck, why? To both our cars, fucking have bold tyres, like three, four days before fucking Christmas. Yeah, so, whoo. Oh, December. Oh, yeah, and I got me fucking red Joe for me. Car and me fucking Gooseneck. All in the week leading up to Christmas and I thought, that's fucking dog shit. That is. That sucks. Like, who fucking organised this shit show? Yeah. It was me, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was you, yeah. But it sucks. But the problem is, now, right? Yeah. I can't get, I couldn't get any of those vehicles registered for 12 months. This is what I had the fucking same problem next year. So, I've done the six month, though. Oh, yeah, so you get a rid of the middle. I'll go back to 12 months. Good idea. Because otherwise every year you'd be winging about the same fucking thing. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But, like you said before, we know one of the other goal, right, for the just personal one was to forget what day it was. I did that, heaps. Yeah, I think that's when you know you really switched off. That blurred gouge from boxing day to New Year's Eve was smear. Yeah, it was eight. It was exactly what I hoped to be. Nothing really planned doing fuck all. No. I ran, I ran Chrissy right, a couple of fucking things I wanted to touch on. I took the kids shopping for Bex present from them, you know, just got a bracelet or something, you know, just thought we were going to take the kids the older two. So we're in the mall, having a bit of a fucking look around, yes, wait, grab something. And it's carny, Jazzy is no, like I don't choose to do that normally. But it's just carny. So great people watching. As we were walking out of the mall, right, here's the trolley boy coming across. I didn't see the altercation at the start. All I did was look down forward at Harry and Eve you beside me. And the trolley boy in the mall, they're in a stink. Oh, true. Yeah, in a stink. Like not, they're not like yabby pumping each other, but she's the proper like, what can't like fuck what? And like I've sort of grabbed, grabbed Evie and sort of pushed her in behind me and was like, and then I'll make the mall called Paul Blatt has just fucking face-parmed trolley boy. And trolley boy sort of half barrel backwards and then trolley boy is fucked off. And then I sort of walked past and went, fuck an helmet, you alright? Like, been on sort of thing and then he was just churping as I walked across the thing about, yeah, you know, I like fucking, I said, what do you run your stops on, brother? That's no good. And he's like, because he had to stop the lollipop. So he must have like stamped his authority on trolley boy saying like, I didn't let you throw it. at the crossing. - Yeah, right. So was this guy a security guard, or was he a lollipop lady? - Well, he was a bit of both. - Well, I wish he had, I've got a bit more-- - He did have a yellow vest. They had a black security vest. So he was a more security, but he must have been given lollipop lady joy. - Lollipop lady joy. 'Cause he had been naughty. - But he didn't have the temperament of a lollipop lady. You need to be a nice sort of, you know, or elderly and cranky. - Is the trolley boy the bottom of the barrel at the shopping center? - It'd be close. - Yeah, he would, wouldn't he? - Yeah, it's awesome. - He's bottom tier. Which is fine if you're a trolley boy. - Nothing right with being that, 'cause if you're at the bottom, you can only go up, right? - 'Cause a lot of young fellas did it, and they got pretty like fit. - Yeah, well mate, I think it's a good job for your ampods, yeah. - What, wonder where is this mall security in the next? - No, probably. - He's not real high up there. - I don't know. - Yeah, maybe it was a battle for dog mates. - Probably go, the trolley boys and the cleaners and the mall cops, mall cops would be higher than the, yeah, I don't know. Anyway, it was just funny. Funny, but also thought, come on, cunts. What are you doing? - It's kids and fans. - Yeah, it's weird, yeah. - Yeah, it's fucking sorted out for fuck's sake. But anyway, so that was interesting to see. I wanna give a shout out to the old birds, rap and presence. - Oh, great. - 'Cause the big said to me right, she does all the Christmas stuff. All the self she kills it. I do a couple of things, but I really don't do fuck all. And anyway, she goes, well, what would you do? Would you be able to do Christmas? I said, yeah. And she goes, well, how'd you do it? I'd say, I'd get a budget for each kid. I'd ride into chat GPT what they're into. This is the budget, what can I get them? And then, where can I get it from? I'd go with me lists and I'd get all this shit. Obviously, you know what they want a couple of things. - Yeah. - All the fillers. - Well, that shit I'd do. And then I'd take that whole fucking lot of shit to those girls, pay 'em well. They'd wrap 'em, smick. And I'll find fuck and put the presence under the tree. - Not a bad tree. - 'Cause that's a great idea, man. What is it? What is it, a gold coin donation? - Gold coin donation. I give 'em a 10 or something 'cause I was like, fuck yeah. How good. Oh, this thing's a great idea. - I wonder how many presents you can push off your one gold. - Man, we should look into that next year. - I think it's just like, don't be a grub. - Yeah, you know, still. - I like it, you had the eye-knots. - That's what you should try. - Yeah, yeah. - It's scientific purpose. - If you had two full trullies and just for $1,000. - $1,000. - Surely they'd be snarling at you. - Imagine that and you just say, keep change, love. - Oh. (laughing) - Give her a $2,000, you keep the change, love. - Yeah, that would be an interesting one. - Ooh. - What would you do? What would be fair, you reckon if you had a whole trolley? - No, I think four presents per dollar, surely. - Yeah, is that $1,000 or $2? - Oh, it's just gold coin. But like I said, I think I'll get my five or a 10 or something. - I think yeah, four presents. - Yeah. - That's, yeah. - Yeah, I'd be about right, all right. - Two presents for a dollar, four for two, it should be. - Yeah. - Probably. - So very priced. - Hey, one thing right, boys, that I need to bring up with you is that I got on Christmas. I didn't get, but I fucking inherited them. So we were open in presents, I had a sat in the spot and the kids were just ripping them, fucking tearing. And the elder two got Tamagotchi's. Old school Tamagotchi's, like proper Gen 1 counts. And I'm thinking, I was looking at him going, "Fuck, I don't even know they existed anymore." Anyway, so we've started him up. And the kids are like, Eve is in prep next year, Harry's grade one. Not really old enough, I don't think to understand the full, like what you got to do, the feeding and all that sort of stuff. So I've started him. So there he goes and run him through, right? That's he your feet at, that's he your do this. Anyway, before they even finished wrapping presents, beep, beep, beep, beep. I had a look, I said, "Oh, Tamagotchi needs to be fed." They didn't give a fuck. (laughing) And I was like, "Oh, man, you got a responsibility now. I'll like feed your Tamagotchi brother." No, that didn't give a shit, Eve even less, whatever. It's done a shit, Eve, clean it, clean it, shit. Come on, come on. Oh, no, done it. So I just went, "You know what, you aren't ready." So then I've inherited him. Another set of twins. Yes, twins. I didn't get one Tamagotchi now. From Christmas morning, I've got two Tamagotchi's that are needy little concepts of start as well, mate, I add. "In me pocket, beep, and fart, and shit, and eatin' and carryin' on." So I've fully committed to these Tamagotchi's. So they're in me pocket, and I'm proper like, and then I went, "You know what, I'm gonna kill this." Like, I'm gonna fucking really get into it. So I've fucking had a look and got 'em right going. You know, they've evolved. Every time they'd shit, I'd clean it. Talk 'em to fuckin' agnus. I was playing golf with the cunts. Like, is any of the have to happen with ya? And they sleep at night. They sleep at night. Anyway, I kept 'em for a while, and they've both fuckin' died on the 29th, right? So I was expecting to have 'em still evolved and fuckin' killin' it, you know, I don't know how long they live. But yeah, and I was disciplined, mate. That's the thing. I wanted to make a thing out of it, but they both died on the same day. One's died and I went and fuck you, like, you're a shit. The discipline bar wouldn't go up, and I went, "Right, we're your gone. I'm just gonna focus on this one." - Oh, he was the naughty twin. - Yeah, about five minutes later, the other one dies. They died at the age of six. Tamagotchi years. So yeah, died on the 29th, born on the 25th. They were six years old and Tamagotchi years, right? So then they're sittin' there, and I went, "Well, Harry and Eve, you don't want it. You can reset 'em and start their life again." So I thought, "Right, I'm gonna bring these two Tamagotchi's in. Give one to the quayfta, give one to Big Shitty, and they're gonna see who can keep their Tamagotchi's alive for the longest time." - Well, that would be me. - Have you, Tamagotchi's born? - I'm not resetting it now. - Yeah, yeah. - It's gonna beep through the show. - Yeah, we're gonna-- - And I'm gonna have to tend to it through the show. That could cause-- - Actually, yeah, we're gonna start it after, 'cause Big Shitty's distracted enough. Hopefully it dies before next episode. - He'll crack it. - Yeah, but yeah, so we'll reset 'em, and then we'll keep you as updated, but the challenge is on. We'll film it like after to make sure they start at the same time. - I'd have to be a dull, 10 favorite to win, so-- - You reckon you're gonna, yours will live longer than Quayftus. - Yeah, Quinn's a fucking $6.00 Rafi. - When I say I was looking after it well too, everything in my pay, I can't after it. - Yeah, but you said you weren't doing the light. - Right. - Well, there's a light button on there, but I think it's just to turn the screen black. I don't know if they need it to sleep, whatever. - I'll be turning the light off at night. - Yeah, all right. We'll see, there you go. But that's up to you, boys. Don't tell Quayftus your tactics, but-- - Oh, I won't. - Fucking. - Yeah, so the challenge is on, the boys have got the Tamagotchi's, it'll be too busy Mario Kart and all watching anime porn. - You think? - To keep it low, and I'll be fucking. - You reckon you're going? - Or reckon your, Quinn's the favorite. - Well, look at these past with Tamagotchi, like with any sort of gaming and computers. - I was quite de-seems before, mate. - Mate, you never even owned a goldfish. - Don't get offended by that. I'm just saying if Ned's had odds up on who's Tamagotchi was gonna last longer, Quinn would be paying $1.50. - $1.50. - $1.50. - You'd be three bucks, two, seven, eight. - But value put. - I'm the value bit. - You're the value bit. So anyway, we'll see how that goes, boys. - We should put a poll up, see you reckon. - We should get on the Ned's and make that an actual bet. - We'll match it one last song enough. Special in the Alpha Blokes group. But yeah, so anyway, that was a bit of a laugh. Kids clean up as per usual, man. I'll get to something that I got from the oldies a bit later, which was Smix. Obviously BCF vouchers, but I got some Smix jerky. Dad must have found a prime like jerky mob, so I'm gonna chat them out later. - What brand is it? - I'll tell you, I know jerky mate. - But wait, it's prime though, really good. - Did you bring any in for me to test? - No, but I can do. I just didn't want your chill and live. - Oh yeah, make sense. - Yeah. - So that's pretty much fucking Chrissy boys. Do you have anything else around the fucking Chrissy thing? - Where's it? - Like, so what time did you start on the first bit, shitty on Christmas? - Yeah. - Unched on? - Yeah, right. And this went through to daylight. - About eight o'clock. - And then Mrs. Drovers Home. And I was fucking, I was in a fucking world. - Oh, he was. - Another world. - And 'cause it was blood and we had to go the long way home. Bene was blown up like twice the size of what it is there. - You should have been carrying it on. - Oh. - And then just got home, hooked me sleep, machine up. And, my, it's like a slip, good. - You would have, we she off here. - And then obviously, no, she was all right. And then obviously, use fuck's new years for me. I shouldn't have, 'cause we got on the pistol night before. - Oh fuck, I was crooked the next day. - Yeah. - I was busted. - I think I went into bed on New Year's about eight thirty. - Well, yeah, what we decided, I was busted. - Yeah, we were the night before New Year's. - Thirty, yeah. - Thirty years. - Yeah, well we just sort of thought, you know what, let's go get on the pistol together. - That's great. - And there's no work involved in any shape or fault. And it was great, wasn't it? Went to the railway? - Yeah, the fucking great session. - The seat, hey, come hungry today. - Fuck it was a good day. - It was a good day. - No, you and I were at the bar, like, at a clock, like, fuck that went quick. It must have been having fun. - Yeah, it's just one of those times, when you look at the clock, it's dark, it's eight o'clock and you're like, fuck off. Just don't even, so yeah, that was, that was fucking good. But what, so you had a pretty quiet New Year's big shitty. - Yeah. - Fuck. - Did you make it to midnight? - No. - Not even close. - Yeah, right. - No, not even close, went around to friends of ours. - I had a bit of a do on it, and fuck, they smoked briskett and some beef ribs. - Oh, you're a man. - No, that was the best bit anyway. - Yeah, fuck, yeah, yeah. - Carry on, fuck. - Come on. - Yeah, what about you, Clevver? - All right, we just ran into JD's, he had a few beers. - Yep, and he was made to be. midnight and that was it. So I backed it up, mate. Yeah, yeah, me too, mate. Yeah, I was a bit drink as much as I did the night before. Oh, right. Big fellow. You're a bit. You're a competition poo. No, should be. Now is a good day, though. I think I've learnt me less than going out like, as in even the last year's going up to Agnes and that, I just knew he is for me is just not one to go out and about for. No, no, line up for fucking drinks. Just like pro Jayne's, we're like, we could hear Bowie's from hump. Oh, yeah. I was just on everyone. He's out that the line will be up to the reef. Fuck and proper. Fuck that. We want to do H is place at Colipy. We had the keg set up. So I set up the kegerator. 50 litre of better beer. Cold as all fuck. Had it chillin for a couple of days and geez, that was nice. It was really good. But it was a great day and night. The whole we had the Colipy crew around there. It's good, man. We're all got our kids sort around the same sort of age. And I remember sitting now or having a skooner down at H is shared the pools there. All the kids are swimming, running around. The girls are up there and I was looking around and I said to him, I'm like, fuck, man, I remember being the kid at this exact sort of thing. I still remember. And it was the best time ever running around. Absolute not a worry in the world. Stress free. And now our kids are doing that and wear the adults. I thought it was just pretty cool to think about. And I think realizing that in those moments is pretty special sometimes. Because it's easy just not to even think about that shit and you don't think about it until you fucking, you know, 60. So yeah, it was excellent day, man. It was a great day by the pool. Heaps of fucking good tucker. And I think we made it to midnight. And then a couple of the boys went to another venue and saw the sun. I fuck him. I peeled my mate and I was probably in bed by, I don't know, one 30 years, but it was a great time. Really good luck here. On the topic of pools boys, right? H is pool. So I said the other day, I had to I had to distract the kids for a while. I had the two oldest kids other two are in daycare. Beck was doing the secret mission with the presence. Get them home so the kids couldn't see. Need to distract them. Said, H, your home brother and into come for a swim. Can we come for a swim? Sort of thing. Need to distract these kids. He goes, mate, I'm not home for a while, but you're right to go for a swim. Yeah, fuck it. But then in me head, I'm like, right, where you at with using your mates pool without them. So I brought a six pack because he didn't he didn't give a fuck right. He wouldn't care if I didn't, but I just thought in me head, I'm like, using his pool, I call it the bomb dive tax because I'm letting rip, you know, I'm not going to just enter via the stairs. It's fucking let's go. So if I'm still in a bit of water on the bike, chuck a six pack in his fridge, but if he's there, I think it's all right. What are you? He's wrecking bomb dive tax. You reckon bomb dive tax is a good idea to him? Six pack is adequate. I think it's a six pack. It's good. I reckon. Depends on how long you work for. Like me uncle, he works away and each neighbor looks after the pool all his way. That's different. So he gets full free reign of the pool whenever. Yeah, I think it even doesn't be the moment, but he's bombed off tax free. It's a maintenance. Yeah, for course. For the rest of his life. You know what I mean, though, there's just that little thing with going if you're using someone's pool, like just saying thanks in a way. Yeah, I think you should probably at least buy six pack if you know you're going to piss in it. Yeah, well I did. Did you? Yeah. Yeah, I was if you wouldn't shut up, mate. It's shut up. I don't pay in pools, mate. Oh, fuck off, mate. Shut up. Yeah, you're solely responsible for the chlorine intake at Sandstone Point. Well, one thing I can tell you is they don't have the dye in the water at Sandstone. No, the H doesn't either. Just because all the kids were in there, you know, and there wasn't any color. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, that's that's pools bombed off tax. Did you just have any impulse boy impulse buys over the break? No, when you just sit in there, and there's all the sales and all the bullshit, did you just fucking buy anything just randomly? No, random shit. I'm too poor for that. No, I don't think I did either. Mate, it was only one for me. What was it? It wasn't big like it wasn't a big thing. Tell me, tell me. It was a shirt. And I just, I don't know, every now and again, these certain bikes will just want a shirt that's funny. I don't know. It's not to be cool at all. I'm over that. I'm a data for, fuck being cool. I just thought it was funny and I liked wearing it. The shirt says exercising just enough to fucking fight. Yeah, I like it. And I just thought I agree with that's the only reason I'm I'm struggling to fuck, eh? At this size. Oh yeah, with that knee. Oh yeah, the knee would be it's been demasculating this fucking day. So I'll tell you. Fucking fat garden about I'm only doing I'm on the bottom. Oh, I got no problem with being on the bottom. You just get it. But it's like when you get them on top, it's the good thing about it is you can still throw them off and yeah, yeah, but not me because me knees just you stay there little buddy. I've got yeah, I had to and then the mrs start calling me Patrick. Oh, that's fucking. Well, you do have a bit of Patrick about you. Well, yeah, you said that and he's also a starfish. Oh, no. I didn't even think about that with a knee. That would put your root and go in proper off. That's where you really dig the knee in. There's a chart of sex positions that you can and can't do after it. Did you look at half? Yeah, no, you think you give me a little brochure. Oh, do they? Yeah, which ones are you allowed? Fucking pretty well them on top. Yeah, what about a bit of doggy side race? The stand and doggy is probably okay. Yeah, you're not a big standing guy. Well, I can stand. I know. Oh, you'd be keen to get back in a dominant position in the sack, though. Surely. You'd be over getting dominated, wouldn't it? That's fucking funny, man. Oh, but on that, though, the fucking fight thing. I had to think about it. And if you were put in, if there was a pool of every male over the age of 18 on earth, and they were in a pool from every country, and you had to back yourself to fight a randomly selected adult male, do you reckon you'd back yourself for the majority like every bloke on earth? Fuck, there'd be some good blurs. Yeah, have it fucked the way the world's going, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, I reckon you'd be pretty unlucky out of the whole population of men. You got to remember a lot of those are Indian men. Yeah, their lovers, they. Yeah, they're proper. Nothing wrong with them. I don't think you look at an Indian man and think, fuck, he could fight. No, they're friendly. Yeah. So that's what I mean. I reckon I would back myself. I'm just trying to think of them numbers. Queens like now. I'd fucking pull a bloke with ears, cauliflower ears, go, I assure. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'll skip. Yeah. Oh, he'd point out. Yeah. You were fucking saying, man, about old mate, when you're at the pub with JD, broxing day. Oh, Jay. Jay. Runaway through. Jay. So if you walk, tabs out local. Yeah. JD and I cycle, we love going to the tab as well. Fuck, I don't think we do. You go to the pub. You go to the tables, JD Lewis. He knows every cut. Yeah, yeah. And every cut knows him. Yeah. Anyway, we were, I was going out for a Digi Dart. And he was the only one out in the smokers area. And I was just pounding the Digi Dart. And he said, he just kind of yelled. He was on the other side of the smokers and you kind of yelled out. I mean, it came up and had a good yarn to him. About five minutes, he was up there for Christmas, seen his family. I said, mate, I'll just be back. I'll just go get me mate. So we'll come out and we'll all over yonder the other. And I said, and I said, what's your name, by the way? I'm Quinn. Nice to meet you. He said, I'm Joe. And I'm like, and I was just like, and then I went, we can go JD and board him. And he's like, oh, yeah, no, that's Joe. I met him. Yes. The best day with Joe, because there was only three of us there at the time. He became our pool stumbles. Oh, I was on Joe's team. We smoked him. He was the legend. I'll just, yeah, he's an absolute legend. Fuck. He had to be, didn't he? Joe on the smokers deck, Fox and day. Yeah. Yeah. And because like we were fucked up. And then because I just, I was like, you know, when you just laugh and he's throughout the day, I went and got him and he came and he's like, oh, yeah, no, that's Joe. Yeah. But he's only been there for three days. I'll just lost. Oh, that's broad. Fuck it. Like my mum gets annoyed sometimes when there's a big group for Sarayan, because her name's Joe. And you're saying Joe everywhere. And she's like, I think everyone gets annoyed at them. I'm not exactly sad. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They do. Yeah. Well, we work really well on it. Yeah. We worked really well. We worked hard on Tony and the Joe's Dan. We've turned it. Yeah. We have done it. That's right. No, that's good. Well, I've Joe's gone well, mate. But still a little, let's check in on the stable boys on the stable. So came from mustard racing, pulse racing. He sent a little recording through just to give an update on our two boys and what the year ahead is looking like. Go ahead, trendsetters, quick ups out in the after-black stable and muster overall. Things are going very well. I was a shoes 2025. Some good wins from the pump. And then also add a new member to the stable Colborough and have a whole bunch of new owners come into the committee was very exciting. And yeah, an awesome experience. So thank you very much for the support. Everyone in 2025. 2026 is going to be even bigger. We've got our two runners going at once. Yavi Pumper's form has been a bit mixed. At the moment it's been going up in Trip and I think he's just finding his way and he should run well next Friday at Canabry. It's a bit of a step up in grade but Will thinks going down to the 1900 and of course having trend setter Andrew Adkins back on board is a massive plus. So hopefully he can finish off with a good placing or a win to come as a 2026 piping hot. In terms of Colbro, he's enjoying the paddock life, resting those knees well. He just put up a little bit sore at the end of last preparation but we'll just be conservative with him and really saving him for a big winter preparation. So the plan with him is we'll come into work in about five weeks or so and then he'll build up his fitness to hopefully be back at the races around April or May and then we'll look to have another big event with all the community members wherever he's racing from there. So exciting times to 2026. Thank you again for your support and yeah, hopefully it's a big one boys. - Cheers. - There you go. - What was that at the end? - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - That's massive in high school. - Yeah, was it? - Cheers. - Yeah, yeah. - Well it's massive around the Kiwi community, isn't it? - Yeah. - The fight of the Vesmaid. - I dropped that best mate who's a Kiwi. - Oh nice. But I think it was good having Andy Adkins back on the party. Right him really well, I reckon. - Yeah, I think so. - And he's last raised by the sounds of it they've found where it's a bit too far with his distance to 2100. So they went and he backed to 1900. And yeah, we'll see how he goes. I'm glad Andy's gonna be on him again. And then you and the bro, someone he's chapped. - I like the bro. - Yeah. - Bad knee draskle. - Yeah, he'll be right. - Bad knee drask. - Yeah, well we all recovered from a bad knee. - A bit of a sore knee. Well these knees not as bad as yours. I'm sure he doesn't have dogs, a libra in his. - No. We're about the same weight they on the knees. - So, I work, that's why you know, like a horse that breaks at legs, they have to shoot a day. - Yeah. - Cause there's too much weight, right? - Yeah. - That's maybe I'm thinking with me knee. - Well that'd be fucked. - Too much weight on me knee, don't shoot me. - No, I'm not shooting you, Joe. You just found your fucking form. You know, your steam and my. - I'm hungry, I'll tell ya. - Yeah. - Yeah, we'll get some lunch after this bro. The warden, so he's been doing some rooting. - He's a good can't tell you. - He's man, he's just a weapon, so. - Look at his name would be if he was a human just quickly. - Bruce. - Well maybe. - Bruce. - I don't know. - Just a big scary cat. - Yeah. - Oh, wait. - I don't know. - Not D-way, just Wayne. - Wayne. - Wayne the warden. - Wayne the warden. - Oh, Wayne, I don't know. - But I think he'll be back. February, I'm pretty sure that whole circuit kicks off. - Yep. - But obviously we'll let you know before then, but hopefully another big year for our boy. Can he go back to back? - I think so. - I think so. - Maybe cool. - I think he's only contender, is he stable mate? - Yeah, well the thing is I think he's going to be consistent. It's whether these other balls can get to his level. I think is the thing, that's not being cocky either, is it? He's just consistent as fuck and goes really well. - He's just a machine. - He is a machine mate. So very excited for that. And on that note, the bull shirt updates. So whoever only put the orders in before Chrissy, there must have been some fucking bit of steadiness going on around Christmas. - I'd say, a bit of mooching going on around Christmas. Look, we wanted to, you know, the next couple of weeks, but it'll be about a month. So they let us know three weeks they'll have them done. They should have them done and then send it to us which should take about a week. And then we'll get him out to you. So I just wanted to give you his an update. Yeah, what I liked him earlier, but what you can know is they are fucking prime shirts. - And they'll be ready for the 20, 26 season. - 'Cause they send a couple of samples to us to just fucking sign off on. And yeah, love 'em mate. - Fuck, they're really good. - They are pretty cool. - They should be here ready for when the big fella's kicking ass. - I don't often take mine off. - No, you're in yours a lot. - I sort of just work off the clothes that I can get down by clothes. - Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I don't often go and buy clothes either. - No. - That's why you send me in the same shirt. - Quay for the dust. - Yeah, well he's just sending me that. - No, I'm probably only rotating about seven shirts. - What shirts that? - Two dead-ass shirts. - Three alpha-buck shirts. - This shirt? - And he's slippery shirt. - Yeah, and we slippery shirt. - Can you buy that shirt? - I'd say so, I don't. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's something I'd pull out of. - Fuck 'em point proven. - Well, we're talking dogs now, right? We're talking Jeffrey before. He's going well. Mitzi. So I was taking a bit of a video in the backyard. Just fucking kids in the thing, putting a story up. And here's Mitzi, just snapping one off. I thought it was funny, because I didn't see it at the start. He's me, little Foxy, just back him on out. Anyway, I thought about that video, and I went, hang on. I'm gonna be out of Go and see if she's calibrated. So I got the compass out on my phone, went out, made true North. - Who? - Like, wouldn't it be in true North? - Who said that dogs have to shit true North? - Well, someone just said, I don't know, - We had to call in once a long time. - Yeah, they say that they're calibrated. - And we put it up and it was. - And the heap of cunts were saying their dogs were calibrated true North. And because I sent it to you, and yours need calibrating. - Mine are pointing south west. - Both. - Straight, both of them. Straight south west. - They need calibrate and poo. - I don't, I don't. - Digit dogs. - Yeah, 'cause that's the only way you can calibrate them. - Digit dog. - So did you ever dig it, you always dig it? - No, Mitzi, no, Mitzi, come calibrate it. - Are you sure? - Yeah, well, I'm a digitor. - I'm against that, you should know. - But yeah, so it's a good thing to see calibrated. And the other thing about that too is shared out to fucking phones having compasses. 'Cause how would I have known that otherwise? - I've got not any other Jones. - I've had Indiana Jones pocket. - Yeah, which no cunt bars. Okay, how good's having a compass on your phone, bro? - There would be a listener that has a compass. - For sure. - That they card around with. - Maybe a keyring compass. - If you have a compass, let us know. - Yeah. - I hope it's not a high number. - I don't think it would be. - But there'd be a couple. - Well, maybe people who are out in the bush, fucking often may have it like a little one if your phone goes flat. I don't know. But I sort of was handy having a compass there. - I'd say a lot of it. - And you're a hiker's and stuff. - Yeah, for sure. While we're on the topic of dogs boys, when we were down the beach at Agnes, right? Spent a few days down there. And we were down with the kids in the sand. And this was like at the start of the days off, right? So I still have the, I still fucking fight up from the air and you know, fucking it was a big stressful one. And we're down there and all I had with this little shell thing to build castles with. But I started digging this hole. And like I used to get up dogs all the time with fucking digging holes sort of thing, but I get it. I understand now. Because once I started digging mate, I just was like, just ended up digging this big fucking hole. (laughing) And we were playing it. And it made fucking felt good. At the end I was fucking, shoulders were burning, but I was like, you know what? That was good. I feel fucking good. - I've heard one of them of, if your dad doesn't dig a big hole when you're at the beach, you've got two mumps. - Well, that's good. Because I actually did either. - Did you? - Yeah, well seen it. - And then obviously I got it to a point where I went, oh, Harry will nearly fit in here. Cap gone. And then at the end, Barry, Harry up to the next sort of thing and they get a fight out. One of the classics. Yeah. Should dads dig a big hole at the beach for no go? - Mm. - Might be a question. - Yeah, it's been answered. - Well, that's, that's holes, boys. - Mm, that's digging sand holes. - That's digging sand holes. What I wanted to get on to next was beers. - Right. - Because plenty of beers were pumped over the break. - Oh yeah. - Right, I had the keg fucking heaps out of the scoeners and fucking stubbies and cans and whatever. You know, that's what it's all about. And after I was mowing one day, I fucking had a beer, like it was about to have a beer and I thought, you know, I'm gonna put a little poll up here 'cause over the years, I've heard everyone trade off about shared a bit of shale beers a lot. - Yeah. - You know, and I've mentioned that it's not me thing. Don't like 'em. But I thought surely mowing post-mob beer when your hot is fucking one of the best beers in my opinion. Like when you're smittin' a summer as you finish, man, you're sweatin' your hot, you've just finished and just admire your handy work and that beer goes down in one or two mouthfuls. Just pump it. - See, I got a little confession to make on that. - Yeah, what is it? - If I'm hot, like if I've been workin', like I'm used to know it, I could tell with me, body temperature got to a point, right? So like, brand and calves. If I'd been brand and calves all day, I'm not fucking joking ya. No matter how much water I drink through the day. If I was hot, brand and. - Yeah. - Fucking two-sips of beer instant migraine. - Really? - If I'm get, and I know that body temperature, if it gets to it, I just, I can have a run. - Yeah, right. The beer just fuckin' gives you headache. - Instant headache, every fuckin' beer? - Yeah, right, oh. - As soon as I get to fuckin' core body temperature to hot. - Hmm. - So you don't need to cool down for a little bit. - Yeah, even that, yeah, even that's a bit risky. - Yeah, right. I'm sorry to hear that, man. - Yeah, so I, I, mowing if I'm not overexerted, I guess, would be fine, but yeah. - There you go. - So I've never really, if I've had a cruzy day at beer, whatever. 'Cause that's for me when it's when I'm hot and sweaty, and I've finished an act on a chief something, that's literally the best tasting beer in my opinion of all time, but there you go. I don't get headaches, so that's good after that. But I put up a poll, and I said, which is the better beer? post-mobile or shall be and post-mobile at 84% shall be at 16. How do a few people who are slightly offended in the DM? Real shall be. - I know how shall got that much, bro. - I don't know. Look, I think like when someone, 'cause Barb's guys, yeah, I'm a shall be and I'm like, yeah, 'cause you don't have a lawnmet. Like he lives in an apartment, right? And you're in prison. I'm like, I'll get that. - That's fair. - So, you know, over. - But I don't get the palm with you, like, I don't really, the thing with the, I've never done shall be. I've done shall beauty outcans and shit. Like the only time I'll drink in the shall, was in a younger life when I'd been on the beers or whatever for the afternoon. We're a bit of a party mode and we're like, right, we're heading out to the pub. Half charged already and you're just still fucking, you know, quick shall, fucking set of there, fucking set of there. - Yeah, you don't wanna, you don't wanna undo your good work. You just gotta. But that's about for me that I'd say that's the only time. - Yeah. Well for me too, like I was sort of expaned after that mo, you know, you're hot and sweaty and shit I'd have won there. And I'm like, I wanna get in the shower, nice cool shower, wash everything off, clean myself, you know, I've just been trudging around, fucked on, I sit down and enjoy me beer. Like, last thing I wanna do is continue standing in the shower. - Well, the other problem you've got is, fucking, where are all these cunts living on town water? - Well, yeah, it would be. - Yeah, you know what, you know what, fucking drinking beers in the shower, if you leave fucking St. George, I'm gonna show you. - And I think that's what I was saying earlier on his grownup on tank water. She was four minutes max for a shower with the old boy. She was a knock on the door, sort of thing if you're any longer, 'cause you're on tank water. - Yeah. - But yeah, anyway. - Four minutes, fuck, I could have washed and two pulls in four minutes, like that's enough. - I could get a heap done in four, but I just mean, I'm not fit, I'm not gonna waste any of that four minutes with having to be here. - No, no, no, no, no, I mean, I've got crevices to clean. - Yeah, that's right, big shitting. It's one pasta wash. - Ooh. - Another thing, boys, that happens over the blur, you know, you've got a few weeks off is watching a heap of movies and shows. I had just go, did you get stuck in any, any new movies or fucking TV shows or anything? - Yeah, I watched Dr. Death, and I thought, fucking, of fucking knowing him, oh, is he one of his patients, but turns out different, Dr. Death. - Yeah. - What's that? - It's just, I think it might even be Stan, just a series about that, an American surgeon, neurosurgeon, he sort of like bluff these way through uni, really smart, but just didn't have the hand capacity to do surgeries and shit, never really learnt surgeries, because the bloke that was teaching him had invested a heap of money into this little side gig that Old mate was doing. It's a true story. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And he had this clinic and what it was, and I guess it's how they do it. So he had the consult building where everyone went, and then he'd actually perform the surgeries at hospitals. And he got through like five or six hospitals before they finally fucking put him in jail. Like, it was fucking people up, he killed people, he fucking, one fella got, was had a bad back, and he was meant to get a vertebrae or something fucking removed. And Old mate's fucking opened it up, cut into his fucking shit that he shouldn't have cut into, and then said, "Oh no, that's cancer, we've got to close him up." Just made up this big thing, like, but left the fucking bandage in his fucking neck, like a bit of gauze in there and stitched him up. That's Old mate was proper quick. Yeah, that's him. - Yeah, right. - Christopher Dunnsch. - Fuck me. So sometimes you shouldn't buy it off more than you can chew and chew like fuck, if you're an surgeon. - Yeah, like surgeon, you know, they all fake it till you make it, no, no. - 33 incidents of gross neurosurgical malpractice, named 31 patients caused two deaths. - Oh wow. - Yeah. - No good. - Where he was a weird man. - Yeah, there's a couple of incidents like that. You know, I know there's a movie called The Good Nurse, it's based on a nurse who, if you found a way, for the machine that dispense a, just pull my God, dispense is medicine. And he found a way so that it could override it pretty much and get way more than what he needed. And he was the bloke who like injected way too much, more fiend in IV drip. - Yeah. - And just got away with that. - Is that the anesthesiologist? - Yeah. - Yeah. - I had one of them. - There's some creepy doctors and nurse psychopaths. - Hmm. - No serious. - Yeah. - And death, so there's the big shitties one. - So there, yeah. - Like season one and two is about him and then, there's a few others. - I thought it was a movie. - Yeah, no it's a series. - There's a few other doctors. - Yep. - There you go. - Dodgy ones. - There you go. - Well fuck that guy. - There you go, Jay. - Dodgy doctors. - That's all I got up to. - Yeah, lamb man, he up and up. - Still up the date with lamb man. - Yep. - Fuck an eye, I'm enjoying that. - No, I'm not sure of it. - Not gonna say anything about it. - No, 'cause we're getting trapped. - That's right. - It's a good act or out of shame, I saw that he was in the bear. So I went, oh, I'll give that a go. And it's just a bit too steady for me, it's not me thing. - Watched it, so it's one of those series where I feel like the whole season is pretty mooch and, and then the big thing happens in the finale. - Yeah. - But it's like nothing exciting happens sort of the whole way through and it's, yeah. I give it the benefit of the day out one season and I was like fuck yeah with the finale. And then same thing was happening through season two and I went, nah man. - I think as a whole show it doesn't hold up. There's some great displays of acting from certain people. It's particular scenes as a whole show and the progress it's going. - Yeah, bit good, huh? - You know what I think? - What do you think, mate? - If you were a sheeler and I was single, I'd ride your queen. - All right, that's very relatable for the show. - Yeah, that's what I think. And I was thinking, well, I'll tell them what I think too. - Nice. - Over the, over the AJ Paul fight happened too. - Yeah, yeah. - Paul with a broken jaw. - Paul jaw. - Oh, Paul jaw. - That was interesting, yeah. I'm glad it ended out. - Well, man, it's one of those things that's like he just fucking was on the back foot which he should have been the whole time. - Yeah. - I think, oh, Josh, I was just going when you knew. - Just gonna be able to do that the whole time. - Just being patient now. A lot of people were up in and I'm like bro, imagine if he got caught if he tried to push forward. - Yeah, well, yeah. - That was pretty fucking convincingly, didn't he? - Yeah. - So, I was watching, he's like, "Ah, bullshit, look at it." I was like, "Yeah, mate, yeah, all good." - I'm with him. - Yeah. Well, he broke his jaw, bro. - Yeah, yeah, no, like it would. - He got him in the end. But I mean, the whole concept frustrated me. - Yeah, yeah, for sure. Like the different lights and stuff. Like it is just a show. But I mean, the fight itself, Paul running around like that. What's Ajay meant to sprint after? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let's get him to gas himself out. And then when he couldn't move as much, he pins him in a corner and breaks his jaw. Like everyone over thinks the fuck out at every single fucking thing. - No, I'm not saying that at that. I'm just saying it was annoying. I watched him first few rounds. - Yeah, I watched him run and around. And then he come running in. - Wow, then fall over and rest. - Yeah, the fall and over thing, I was shocking. - It's just the main thing that we keep saying where it is. - The only reason that it gives people the shit's, is because Paul says he's going to be a world champion. - Yeah, that's right. - If he was just saying, "I'm just going to have a crack." That's a totally different story. But when you say you're the best and you get a-- - And the trash talk. - Yeah, man. - It's a little bit, that was my argument. It was almost like it was just a little bit insult. And I agree still with the Tyson fight, right? Whatever. There was money in it. He shouldn't have done that. - No. - Yeah, leave our line, Michaelone. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That shouldn't have happened. - Yeah, that was shit. - Yeah. - But yeah, that fight was shit too. Like Paul just ran around and doing what he had to do. - But great. Like, Paul Tia, if to get in the ring with that count. - Oh, fuck it, man. - Fuck it, man. - Yeah, to cop a punch like that from him, that's right. - But just, yeah, watch the trash talk. - But he didn't really try and boxing, no, did he? - Yeah, no, no. - It's like, fuck, I'm gonna fight Klutzie that first year in a very different, very down low, different level. I was like, like, as if I'm gonna stand in front of fucking Klutzie and just try hands. It's not happening. - No. - It's that, but I didn't say that I was gonna do that. - Yeah, that's true. - All, you know, that's the difference. But anyway, yeah, that was, that was interesting. - That was boxing. - Ricky Javais, new special on Netflix. Fuck that, can't, he's brain just ticks well, I think. You can't argue with a lot of the shitty says. - Yeah, we watched it the other night, and I had to make sure to recommend it to you, Bikes. - Yeah, what was the, what's it called again? Mortality? - Mortality. - Yeah, so give that a look if you can. - I love fucking good. - I love the Elton Bitbrough. - Yeah, yeah, I couldn't tell. - Fuck it. - There was some very fucking funny bits in there. So yeah, have a bit of a look at that. A movie coming out, boys. Will you Shrek operators growin up? - Did you like Shrek? - I think we all did, right. Well, Shrek 5 is coming out. - Yeah, right. - And I don't know if this would, this would, people might not already know, but dreamworks is confirmed the sequel is in production with Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diaz all returning. The film has been delayed and is now slated for release mid-20027. So it's not anytime soon. But yeah, I'm pumped. I make Shrek straight. - I gotta do a quayfta. - You gotta have a feast. - We're having a fight. - Ah! - Oh fuck. - Oh! - I'm carrying water in the water. - Oh! - Oh! - Up, quay for time. - I'm now fucking health boy. - Yeah. - He's under his water thing. - I'm only demon, I'm not packing that back up. - I'm just demon. (laughs) - That's pissing. - Yeah, so big pissing, big shit and pissing. - Oh! - Now many, every time's normal people piss per day because I reckon unless I'm drinking it was twice. - Ah, a few times, but yeah, I don't drink a whole lot, but now that you're the big health boy, I'm peeing like pregnant racers. - Right, one more, when you watch brother. - Yeah mate, Mr. In-between. A lot of trendsetters recommended it, so I gave it a go. It's on binge, it's based on a really low budget Aussie movie, the bloke who's the main character, Ray Shoesmith. - Yeah, Shoesmith. - That's the character's name. - Right. - He wrote and starred and pretty much did everything for the film. - Yeah. - And then I think someone picked it up that he really knew well is like we can make this a thing and they did three seasons of it. It's fucking an amazing acting. Like is it like just great Australian stuff too? Fucking unreal, it's about a bloke, he's a hitman. - Yeah. - Cause of Whacken people. And he just struggles to balance that with being a dad as well. - I would, I would struggle. - Yeah, I reckon. It's simple and it's just a great charge, mashed it all out. It's only half an hour episode, so it's consumable. - That's my next question. - Well, we're on the fucking binge hunt. - It's on binge hunt. - Sorry to cut you off. - Yeah, I'm watching it. - You don't fucking like the castle? - I just fucking every can't carry on about the castle and I just think in the big scheme of things, it's pretty shit. - I like it. - Like, yeah, I'm not saying I hate it. I just mean the amount that I've seen people carrying on about that movie. I'm like, it's got some funny old-school dry Aussie humor. Yeah, but I mean, like it's not a fucking great movie. And as we know, the cup is the greatest Australian movie ever. - Well, I haven't seen that. Like you mentioned it the other day, man. I'm keen to watch the cup. But yeah, like, I'm not a castle hater. I'm not like, I fucked a castle. I just mean I feel like everyone just jumps on the bed and say, oh yeah, the castle, I'm like, is it that awesome? No, like is it so great? Have you seen the nugget? - I'm pretty good. - Yeah, I didn't go much on that at all. I thought that was shit. - I remember watching a lot of the kids. - No, I thought that was fucking absolute fucking good, no. - There you go. - Yeah. - I might have three, what's that too? - But yeah, I reckon Mr. and Betoin, Quinter. - Yeah, give it go. - I'm sure I'll get absolutely pounded by castle lovers. - No, I'm on team Tom for that. - Like I said, it's not, I'm not saying it shit. I'm just saying, don't carry on too much. - It would have been biblical for it's time. - Yeah, that's a good one. Nowadays with every other movie that's out, when it come out, fuck it. Like watching that for the first time, you'd have a good laugh. - I laugh as soon as it comes on. - Yeah, well that's good, mate. - Just saying that. - Yeah, that's great. - I'm glad I know. (laughing) - That's the fate of the pool road. (laughing) - Fuck it out. Pub of the week, boys. - Let's do it. - Bring it back. So Quinter, we did a bit of counting brother and we've got about six left. - Six left in the book. - Yep, which has been great. Share that to that book. Let's give it another plug. For anyone who's just joining this year for the first time ever, you know what's the book? - Australian Bush Pubs, a celebration of Outback Australia's iconic watering holes by Craig Lewis and Kathy Savage. - Share that to them, 'cause it's been a very enjoyable thing for us and I'm gonna look through and touch on some country pubs. Now, we love pubs. - Oh. - Pubs of all shapes and sizes. It's been great seeing some of these. So pubs aren't going anywhere after this book. We've got a really good idea of the certain pubs we're gonna touch on next, but we'll leave that a little. - Oh yeah, keep it a little spot. - Oh yeah, it's a good see-through. - Yeah, yeah, it's prime. It's one of our favorite collective types of pubs to go to. - We've got to look into some rules about that. I was thinking about it this morning. So after this I'll discuss with you. - Yeah, I'd be pumped for pub of the week. - But don't get me wrong. pub of the week, sorry, is not going anywhere. - No. - We love pubs. - So quit, don't take it away brother. What's the pub of the week? - I picked the hardest one to pronounce straight up. See if I fuck it up for the new year. In a minicar. - No. (laughing) Hotel. What do you reckon it is? - I don't know, as soon as you say it, I get it wrong. - Give us a look, Quinnah. - It's in a minicar. - Yeah, in a minicar. - In a minicar. - Yeah. - Yeah, I don't put an extra eye in there. - In a minicar. - Sorry, fuck the law. - That's all right. - In 1886, only 25 years after Explorer's Burk and Willis perished on the banks of Cooper Creek for the want of sustenance, the first hotel at the settlement of In a minicar was established. When the first hotel was set up at the banks of Cooper Creek in 1886, In a minicar was hard, little more than a dusty outpost, serving the Hardy-Catelman who had started driving stock overland to the edge of the desert. The first European settlers were custom officers collecting taxes from driving parties, crossing the border from Queensland. This is in South Australia as well. The 20 settlements, pub operated in various guises until 1952 when the town itself virtually died, the pub then closed. And then in the early 70s, the area experienced a surge in tourism and in 1973, a store was established. - Oh! - The hotel reopened within a company in Motel, which was renamed Cooper's Creek Hotel Motel. In 1983, after the license was suspended for a period, the hotel was again reopened and the name changed to In a minicar hotel. This remote watering hole has seen many changes and renovations over the years. And today's In a minicar hotel is quite modern for an outback pub. Although the main bar area has changed a little over the last lot of years, there is now a large dining room located for the seasonal influx of visitors. Sunday night dinners have always been a popular attraction. In a minicar's remote location and connections with the Birkenwill Saga have made it a must visit area on many people's travel itinerary. During the peak winter season, the bar was likely to be frequented by travelers from all over Australia, plonked on one of the stools enjoying a drink. After all our visits over the years, it's still a great spot to have a beer or two. Now, it's probably one of the most remote ones in this book. It's 340 odd-case to the southeast via Worry Worry Gates to any near town. So that's the closest town. Yeah, right. 340 Ks from anywhere else. And it's got a deadly website, Quinnon. It does. That's the image in the book there. Yeah, all good. It looks good. It looks prime. So very remote location and very remote town that's had a lot of closures and resurgences and all that sort of stuff. But it looks to be thriving now. It's surprising our way since South Australia's rugged outback. Oh, fuck. So they're in the top corner there. Look at that. That is remote, like you see. Yeah. Yeah. They've got things to see and do. Their commitment to the ECO. I'm one relaxed. Family rose. Apparently that's the Sunday Roce I was talking about. That's as famous. Very famous. Yep. They do have a menu on here, which we'll get to. But have very-- Are you fucking-- Go back. Here we go. We'll see a motto. By the motto of look after our guests and look after the land that we gather on so that many more generations of-- Intrepid. Intrepid travelers come to say good-aid. I love that. Love it. Can you go back up first? Yeah. Go back left. Oh. No, not back back just to the left. Sorry, mate. That was my fault. Oh, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Left with your clicker. Not that far. What do you do? Things to see and do. I want to know. All right. I've been a great listener. Yeah. Could you just tell me things to see and do? Wow. I'm trying to work on you. Camping on curb. This is an unreal website, by the way. Oonji legs. That's a great idea, though, way to say that if you're going to come check it out, here's the things you can fucking do. The Outback Loop. So Roots for Tourism, Events the Enemy. What's on near in the Meenca? Look at that. Look at that. A bit of crackle on that roast. Yeah. Food nice. Menus and wine list. Lunches traditional pub grab, which includes burgers, steak sandwiches and salads, who have the enemy differences that lunches are made to order from fresh ingredients. A dinner surprise as most visitors with a contemporary menu that would not be out of place at many leading restaurants. Oh, where are we from? Creative pub fare with flair was never so up with a range of mouth-watering choices and dairy-free, gluten-free and vegetarian options available. They look like good feeds, but I mean, is that, oh yeah, look, hang on. What have we got here now? Fuck you. I should have a menu there. Yeah, they'll be a spot. So it'll be up in the menu. Yeah, I'm just having a quick look through to it. That's a good work. Yeah. Which is a food looking burger. Roast, steak, smic. I like burgers. No full menu though. Up the top. See the lines. Yeah, try and click that, when I top right. See if they have something there. No. Might just be a rock up and have a look. Well, I made to order, see. And then in a mink hotel. And they've got brekkie, too, if you're staying. Oh. And camping. Beautiful. For large groups, a cook buffet breakfast can be arranged and close back in next motto, 'Sossies and more'. Oh, mate. Oh, I'm blown away by this website, I tell you. Yeah. It's good. Love a good website, put up this. What about this website, even as it's own weather report on it? Hmm. Yeah. So it's got wet, like, oh, how good is that? Yeah. Because it's in a very remote place, tells you if places are flooded. Fucking hot. Hmm. It would be. Well, it's already 39 degrees. Oh, good bear, drinking, temperature boys. And girls. She's gone to 44, which is 100, which is, you know, even better. Why not for you, you get a headache. But I mean, I'm not going to be a bad person. - Everyone else, there be- - Now I can drink beer in the hot temperature. - That's hot. - I'm jagged. - See, the humidities. - That is hot. - That's dry heat that. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - You can hear him in his low. - Good stuff, Kwinno. - So yeah, six pubs, so five left in the book. - Yep, after that. - Great book. - And then we'll move on to something very specific. - I'll hear it. - Yeah. - Now I've got some pub ammo boys. Off the back of the TV, the movies chat, and the series chat, right? I put it into chat GP, Tias said, "Brahler, give me the most watched top three TV shows of all time." Like, it's in most downloads, most eyes on it, and then most same thing with movies. I want you to have a stab. Not for three, but I will, if you want, Kwinno. But what do you reckon would be up there with TV shows of all time? - Top three shows of all time. - The absence. - Friends. - Friends. - Sign felt. - That's the three. I'm just getting out of any guess what would be on there. I reckon those two potentially. - So this is what it says, right? Most watched TV shows of all time, global. Number one, mash. - Errakens. - Errakens final episode in 1983, 106 million viewers in the US alone. Still the most watched, scripted TV episode ever. Ran for 11 seasons and dominated global reruns. So I don't know if it's like, I don't know if it's like that was just that one episode or something. - I remember mash, I hated it. - It used to, it was on just before the Simpson. - Just after school and you went, oh, yeah. - Fuck. - Yeah, so mash at reckons number one. Number two, it says Game of Thrones. Peak episodes 40 to 45 million viewers per episode globally. Final season was the most pirated TV show ever. Massive streaming and illegal downloads pushed it into all time territory. - It's true, I haven't seen it. - Neither of us. - I read the books. And then friends was number three. Final episode in 2004, 52 million viewers. One of the most stream shows in history. Still pulls billions of hours watched annually on Netflix slash max. So that's what it said top three. - As we know. - But as we know, chat GPT's always wrong. - Yeah, well, it just gets shit wrong. Which it shouldn't be allowed to. That's against the point, you know, which we can get to. But the movie's boys, right? What are your reckon? Most watch/downloaded movies of all time. - Well, there's only one clear winner of the best movie of all time. - Well, that's not what it is, brother. - So what are your reckon? The most watch/downloaded movies? - I should know this. - I know, it's Kanye. - Kanye. - Titanic would be up there. - Yep. - Fuck. - I went through this ages ago. - I can't, I don't know what number one is. - Titanic Avengers End Games up there. - Yeah. - No way, no way, Holmes up there. I think Infinity Wars on there as well. That's in the top 10. - There's like three Marvel movies on there. - Well, Quenna, you've nailed it. Number one, Titanic. Seen by hundreds of millions of worldwide. Re-released multiple times. One of the most pirated films ever in the DVD era. Number two is Avatar. - Yes, that's it. - Highest box office of all time. Massive repeat viewing and huge global reach across markets that don't track streaming well. And number three, Avengers End Game. Short term viewing explosion, record break and open in weeks, massive streaming and download numbers. Post cinema. - Yes. - Oh yeah, that's a bit of heat. - Have it another fuck up. - Avatar was, that was one that I couldn't think of. - Yeah. - I reckon it's a great movie Avatar. - I've been seeing it since I came. - What about Titanic? - Where, yeah, with that. - Yeah, it's alright. - I mean, I don't mind the movies. One, I don't go back and watch it. - What on board? - Pretty boring, isn't it? But, you know, it's pretty cool. Just, I've always said man, the true story things really make it interesting for me. If Titanic wasn't a true story, I'd be, yeah. But the fact that that happened might not be exactly, you know. - But, there's definitely some root and going on. - But that happened, no. Titanic happened, that's what I think makes it so crazy. - Yeah. - So, yeah. Well, there's the pub, am I boys? - Very good. - Peppin' Poos Don't Finds. Now, we've given the big fella a bit of time off. - Yeah, yeah. He'll be back soon, won't he, mate? - Yeah, we'll get on to him. - Yeah. So, he might be back next week, week after, don't know. - Yeah. - Yeah, we'll kick that back off and it's a funny, it's fuck segment. - The dump finds. - Yes. - Yeah. - We'll give him a little bit of holiday time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. A bit of cooking and eating. - What's it go? - We did a fuck, I did some eating boys. (laughing) Hell, I didn't gain 10 kegs. I just don't know how. Not sure, but it was great though. It was really good. - That's all I did. - How was your Chrissy feed, Poo? - Man, I don't know about Chrissy feed. - Oh yeah, no, yeah, you're good. - I just went, I just ate, man. From the second I got that surgery done till the fifth. 'Cause I knew we were going on a journey. - Yeah. - And mate, I was storing up. - Yeah, nice. Like a big bag going on. - Oh man. Like, what, the day before we come back the fourth, 'cause obviously I didn't start. I just nailed a whole bag of Cheerio. That's just 'cause. - Love Cheerio. - Did you eat in cold or what? - Cold. - Is this a thing to me? I'm a fucking, if it's there and it's ready, I'm on. - Yeah, you're ready to eat it. - Fucking Cheerio's, I know. But no one's out in the Cheerio's. I said, "Boy, no kid living in this house is gonna be getting a Christmas present next year if they don't like Cheerio's." - Now, did you keep the bag between your legs and eat 'em and just keep feeding 'em in? Or did you snap it off and eat it? - I'll break 'em off. Normally three of the go. - Yeah, right. - It was me thinking of it. - So I was just petrifying you, just chain-linking at Indie Mail until it was gone. - Who you at? - Chain-linking cheerio. - Yeah. But yeah, fucking, Dengle nailed Chrissy lunch. She did ABC and Tex-Mex rub chicken. - Oh. - Then the smoker. Fuck me, man. It was really good. He had some turkey and shit as well. Obviously, ham. Shit, everywhere. More than you could eat. Kim nailed this dip and Beck redid it on New Year's. And I've actually got the fucking thing here. So it's pretty much a cobb-life inside, man. It's fucking tastes awesome, but it'd probably kill you if you ate it every day. But, so I was smirked dip to try. So Beck's called it the dip that was. She just wrote this out for me last night. So, butter, measure with your heart, she said. Six rashes of bacon, air fry until dead and then diced. One onion, diced, onion, garlic, paprika, salt and pepper, powder. Measure with your heart, she reckons. My heart asks for half teaspoon of each. Garlic, just minced garlic. Again, measure with your heart. She has a teaspoon, a block of cream cheese, small tub of sour cream, 300 millilipreme, and a cup of shredded cheese, whatever your endo. Teaspoon, a wash of shash of shash of sauce. Half bunch of spring onions sliced. Melt some butter, cook onion, cook onion, add powders, add garlic, cook for a bit, add dairy. Melt and mix, stir in with sauce, bacon and spring onions. Fucking, it was delicious. It's close to a cobbloaf in it. Yeah, pretty much the same. And I said, "Genae out with all the cobbloafs." There's always heaps of bread left, not enough inside. Yeah. I give you a cobbloaf up and have that in addition next to it. You could just use the rest of the bread and it'll be done. Yeah, I'm a big fan with cobbloafs. Fuck the cobbloaf. Let's just toast some bread and shit, the good bread. Yeah. And just leave the cobb in a plastic container. No, I like the cobbloaf. I like the novelty. Me too. Get to the point where all the innards have been scraped out and you've just got this hollow bun. But I mean, that works for me. That's generally when I pick an up and air out. Yeah. But, but I just mean, if you just had more insides there and you could keep using the bread, you know. So, yeah, so that's a dip. If you want to try that, it was fucking beautiful. We had cobs for. I'd suck a cobbloaf. On tray for Christmas lunch. What's that? We had cobs for, on tray for Christmas lunch. Yeah, it was beautiful. You know, you got like, this box is a favourites everywhere. Cobloaf. Yeah, yeah, shit everywhere. My cheese, bro. Oh, my cheese. Oh, mate. Good shit. I fucking, I got back with a good stitch up. So, there had some normal cabana and spicy cabana. And she didn't want to get up now and say, "Can you just get me a cabana?" Said, "Yep." So, just got the cabana on the jats with a bit of dip, mate. The spicy one. Just like spicy food. So, that was great. Dogsie special, classic stitch up. Everyone laughed. It was great. So, yeah, that was good. We had like pulled beef for Chrissy lunch. Burgers. Range like ham, turkey. And we had mud crabs and bugs as well. Oh, it was just a great spread. Beautiful. And then you pack it all up and then you bring it all back out again, six hours. Yeah, exactly. Everyone just eats that. Fuck, I just ate. It was good. The crabs that we caught, man, go to Zayden's fucking, what's it called, TikTok? He just done a recipe on there. Yeah, the coconuts were chilly crab, but pretty much, yeah, go and fucking have a look on there. Yeah. But yeah, it was good, man. I like the knuckles of the crab, so I break the claws, stuff like that, clean it first, get it all in there, and then you pretty much get some merge in this sauce, and you just put the lid on and it just bubbles in there. Yeah. And that way the meat just tastes like the sauce. It's fucking prime. Even me, I'll go lay it and she's like meat, underneath crab. So, pretty good. I love crab. That's good, mate. But yeah, you'd like. - It's fucking nice, but the only thing with me like normal with bones and peel and shit and all that, it was a fucker end, eh? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're like a lot of admin. It's just a fucker end. - It's like people that get right into their eating their croaking crotchies. Like I don't mind catching crotchies for the sake of it, but fuck me, you've got a peel 110 of the cunts to get a bee. (laughing) - Yeah, it's more of a fun catching of in there. - Teabone, fuck that off too. Prawns, buy 'em, fuck 'em, peeled. - No, slow me down. - No, no, no, no, no. - It's too, it slows me down. - I like a rib on the bone, 'cause it's one quick, I can go, one quick cut, get it off the bone. - It's not too quick cuts. - Eat the bone. - And then, yeah, two. - Not too quick cuts. - Two is too much. - Sometimes it's, fuck, nah, fuck off. Sometimes there's a little bit up the top, you've got a fucking digger out. - Did you hold me up? - Do you want me cooking? - Yourself. - No, just like with the crabs and stuff like that, just generic shit. - Not a whole lot, man. - Went to do some cooking. - And the crabs, shit. - Someone had rated the freezer and it was fucking broken. - Yeah, all the meat was all. - And the ad HQ and all the meat was gone. 'Cause that's what we're playing to do, I ate some Tomahorks, and then it's fucking no good. - Breaking stuff. - No, good. - But don't get me wrong, I ate like a fucking king. I just didn't have any deadly, actually, ABC mash, Quinoa, like I did, Stake and veggies and all that sort of shit. ABC rub in the mash, was awesome, bro. - Well, you just adds that little bit of fucking flavor in there, right? - It was really good. - I keep forgetting, you can just put it on eggs. Put it on everything. - Awesome, mate. - I did some pizzas in the smoker. - Yeah. - And I want to get some stones, so you can really crust up the bottom. 'Cause it was my first time really trying it, but they were fucking prying. - Right, a little bit extra flavor. - Homemade pizzas are the go, bro. - Yeah, that was so nice. - Get to the Gizmo shop, they got pizza ravons. - Yep. - They don't have stones in there. - Yeah. - Fuck yeah. - The Gizmo shop. - I can use there after this, right? - We'll go for a look, we'll get that thing. - Yeah, yeah, that thing. - I said to you, I'd say that jerky bread, bro. So, Mum and Dad give us this big range of all his jerky. The jerky lady snacks. - It's cool, that's the very good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the best jerky there is. - Brother. - On a slow, holding him, - I know. - But man, fucking prying. - The consistency. - What flavor is that? - Mate, that was original, but I got all the flavors. But I love the Smoky BBQ one, but it got a little bit much. - Yeah. - And I had to just pull up, but I think that's good. - Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause we'll send jerky to the original. - That original man, you could eat it. - It is the best fucking, oh, it might've been the Bavocans. - And then you got the Hickory, Pepper and Ginger, Savory, like I got the whole range. The chili was hot, but it was good. Harry and Sistedee tried some, burnt fuck out of his mouth, it was funny. - Only five star ratings on Google. - Mate, it is great. I don't actually don't know how someone would not like this jerky. - It is the best. - This is not an ad. This is a jerky. - No, that is fucking great. I agree, I've had it. You can buy it at the bottle shop in Blackwater just outside the Woolies. - Oh, I began to try. - Yeah, it's all right. I got some more bags at home, so I'll bring them in. 'Cause they're fucking excellent. So shout out to them. - Fuck yeah. - Yeah, now before we move on, big shit. - Big shit. - Talking about how much he's been eating. Like a baron hibernation, but it all has changed since we've come back here. What's happening, brother? - Too fat. Gotta lose weight. - That's right. So, Papa McRose have jumped on board to help big shitty drop the kegs. We've just jumped on board as well. - Gonna help out the big fella. - Yep. - So I've put it on a fair few too. - Yeah. - I've got a fucking. - Fair few. - Yeah, yeah. - I don't think. - Do you want me to help you or not? - Just few there, fatty. - So it's good though, man, because like we, we had their meals as a trial run at the end of last year. - Oh yeah. - Started talking to him like, hey, big fella's keen to do a bit of a weight loss journey. We want to fucking try and involve as many legends we can as well. So in the trendsetters group, I know for a fact there'd be a heapy is out there. 'Cause I've been the same. You know you're not in a good spot. You know you should do something, but it's just that start. Or having someone else to do it with. 'Cause a lot of the time, just having someone to keep yourself accountable is fucking important, right? Which is why we're doing it like this. So Papa Muckrose have jumped on board. They're hooking the big fella up and the team here with some meals. And then we'll be doing a monthly weigh-in with big shitty. So you'll see one on the social soon. - So we'll do your first one up soon. - That's right. - And then we'll do the monthly. - Yeah. - You're nailing it so far, bro. - Yeah. - Oh, you're doing a great job. - Yeah, it should be fucking good. But the meals are excellent. Like we said, we got 'em last year, the big variety box 'cause we're like, we're not committing to accompany or a brand of its shit. You know, because if you just don't even taste them and you just go, yeah, it sounds good man, yeah. And then next minute the meals are shit and you're telling everyone to eat 'em. No, but they're fucking good meals. - They're beefed up. - Cook fresh. - Oh yeah. - Come fresh. You can freeze 'em if you want. We froze the heap and they're still great. - But it's like cooked probably too. Not not. Snap-cooked. - Well, I told you to. - Talking to the legend about it. They're not that big that it's all ultra-processed. Just like the chicken, for example, it's all cooked slowly and stuff. - So it's still juicy. - So I love the steak ones. They mean fucking go. Like just simple meal of steak and potatoes. There's a rump version and a rib version. - Yep. - And oh, fuck me. They got whatever they put on them, fucking taters. (laughing) But it's portion size, right? You're not gonna fucking, you're not gonna feed you if you're fucked. One meal's not gonna do you for a day. - No. - It's portion size for fucking fatties like me. - Yeah. And it's just for when you're a busy cunt or you're out and about. And it's just, it's convenience man. Like I've always said, the reason why a lot of people are fat is 'cause it's fucking quick and easy to grab something on the run and there's fucking good shit to eat on the run. - Hmm. - So instead of having to do your meal preps on a Sunday night, this is done for you. Now they've hooked everyone up with a couple of codes. If you wanna join the journey. So we'll be posting that those videos on the social, like the way in stuff. And we'll put it on the trend set it as well. And if you wanna join in on the Papa Macro's big shitty weight loss, fucking it'll be a spot for you to keep yourself accountable as well. - Yeah. - Chuck your own photo in there, jump on board, see how you go. You know, you don't always have to start something new years but it's a fucking easy spot to start in. - Well, that's right. - I'll be weighing in in me jocks, dude. - Yeah. - Yeah, you don't want any extra on there mate. - Yes. (laughing) - What are you usually just walk around in many ways? - So Quintay, what is the website they can go to, brother? - Papamacro's.com.au, we'll put it up if you're watching. - Yep. If you're watching, have a bit of a look. - Yeah, have it just get there. Me even just get that menu up man, like, 'cause it's pretty impressive. - Yeah, there's heaps. It's a very big range of meals. And it's all done. It's easy to do, easy to eat. Fucking happy days. - Look at that, honey chicken, mac and cheese. I hope they send me some of that, 'cause I do live there. - I'm quite chilly, beef bowl. There's honestly a really big variety and I think they do change it up. - Yeah. - I haven't seen it, many of these. - Yeah, exactly. So they always refresh their meals and like, - Pumpkin and mushroom, Ravi, oh that's so good. - Yeah. Octopus. - Surf and turf. - Cheeseburger bowl. - Yeah, there's heaps of good shit, steaks. - There, look, you cannot go wrong there. - Yeah. - I feel it in tatas. - Well, if it's big shitty soda, if I'd made it, it has to be good taco, 'cause you're not just gonna eat good no, yeah. - But like I said, that's a new menu from what we tried before. - Chrissy, right? - There's a couple familiar ones in here, but yeah. - Oh, the loaded fries. - All these at the top, these are, yeah. Nice and fresh. - But yeah, you go down, Clefton. - Keep going. - Keep going, Olson. - What's that there, porch, oh yeah. - We've had that before. - Oh, that's the breakfast burrito bowl, right? See, we haven't tried any brecky stuff. - That'd be cool, eh? - Yeah. - But yeah, if you can't, what's that there? - Stankin eggs. - Smek. - That's the brecky one. So there you go. But if you can, head to pumpamacros.com.au and just fucking have a look. Now, I have sorted the trendsetters with some codes to use, Quinoa. - Yep. - There's two codes. There's a first use code, which gives you 30 bucks off your first meal. - What is that? - All of your first order. - So yeah, I'll first order, sorry. $30 off your first order. That's to try it. And then ongoing ones. - Alpha 10. - Alpha 10 for 10% off. All your orders from that. So, it can't hurt to give it a try. If you know for a fact that you need to do something about your weight and your health, join the fucking team and let's make a change for the better, right? - We'll have links in the show notes. - Yep. - If you're keen to get around it, we carverate him highly enough. It's so delicious. - Yep. - And yeah, come join if you want to make, even if you want to make it just a small change and lose five or 10 kegs. - Yeah. - Come get in the trendsetters group. I'm going to have a crack. Big, we're all behind big shitty. - Fucking earth. I'll be doing it too, man. Oh, and the other thing is you don't need to be fat to do this. - No. - If you just fucking want your meals prepped and shit like that, know that you're eating right and you're looking after yourself doing it as well. So that's popamacros. Thank you to them for jumping on board. - Yeah, yeah. - Can I wait to kick our pups? - And I'm keen to see the big fella in a bit better shape. - Hell yeah. - Fuck her, nice. - Fuck yeah. - Right, bit of news and sport there boys. - New sport and weather from a gay perspective. (laughing) - Should have a pendulum. - Yeah, shout out to pendulum. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Look, it's a fucking pretty sad one. To start off, man. It's, one that hits close to home as well. I'm sure a lot of you would already know this, pretty positive to be honest, but two men have died and two separate incidents in CQ mines. What have we got here? - Two men have died in separate mining incidents in CQ. One death was confirmed after a two day operation to try and free a trap miner who was caught in a roof for the mammoth underground mine near Blackwater, about a hunt 800 Ks northwest of Brisbane in Land from Rocky. Queensland police in a statement that the body of a 59 year old banyamem was recovered at 4.30 this morning. I'll keep going, yeah. The company that runs the mine had confirmed the man's death late last night. Coronado is deeply saddened by this incident, extends its deepest sympathies and sincere condolences to the family, friends and colleagues of the worker. Coronado chief executive Douglas Thompson said, is providing all support to the contractual coal mine operator mammoth underground mine management, which is currently working with the relevant authorities at site Anastair and the cause of the incident. Emergency services, race to the mine. After roof collapsed about 3 p.m. on Friday, and a man who was tagging the hospital on a third was rescued. This spokesperson from mammoth said the death was heartbreaking. Condolences to all those affected. Yeah. Pretty fucking scary. What's that? Did that say the other one? In the small scale? Was it a gold mine, the other one? I believe. This one here? Yeah. A man was killed in another incident at a small scale, gold mining operation in Mount Britain, about 130 Ks southwest of Macquire. Police and emergency services were called to Mount Britain wrote at 4 p.m. on Friday. Arthur reports the man has sustained serious injuries. He was treated for life threatening injuries at the scene, but died shortly after. Acting Minister for Natural Resources and the mines, Tony Parrott said both incidents were devastating and vowed to fully investigate the circumstances of both deaths. These are tragic reminders of the risks faced by those who work in our resources sector. Every worker deserves to return home safely, and I expect full and thorough investigations into both incidents to control answers are provided and lessons are learned. It's fucking sad, I. Yeah, it's close to home for me, because I fucking work there. Atmammoth built them portals, fucking crib with all them fellas. You know what I mean? So it's like, it was shocked for me. We put all of them offices there, we did all of the earth works, all the outside stuff for that underground mine. So it's like, it's horrible to say it up and I. Condolences to friends, family and workmates of these two blocks. It's a fucking weird one man like with the mining and that for me. Like I'm glad I'm out of the mines, but I'll forever be grateful for it. You know, like if I never worked in the mines on that roster, this would have never happened. Yeah. You know, and there's so many and majority of the people that are in those crib rooms and that, they're just like us. Oh, I'm just saying. Just normal cunts like us. Honestly, I think the way the world is now though too, like you nearly have to go mining if you want to get ahead. Like if you don't have a starting point to make your own business and you don't have money from, you know, what I mean. Yeah, like, if you want to build yourself something from the ground up, I'm sure there's other ways. There it is. But for me personally, the money you were on in the time off you had, that was the only thing that I could see is a possibility to do anything you wanted to do outside of work for that even time roster. You know, so yeah, it's a shame, man. It's fucking, I don't even know what the answer is either. It's a bit like you've just got to go mining, but you've just also got to remember they're a fucking big company and they, their priority is production and look after yourself and, no, definitely they're concerned about safe. You know where it's, but you've got to remember that it's not a full proof system. You've just got to have your wits ready. They say it's okay to go and bulldoze that. Go and have a fucking look first. And if you feel, and it's cliche, right? They every can't says it, but if you feel like you are not safe to get in that thing and do it, just fucking don't. Don't do it. And look, they might not have been in that position. Those two, you know, even Noah was or, you know, sometimes the holes in the cheese line up and fucking accidents happen and stuff. But yeah, it's just so sad. I mean, like I'll make said in that thing, no one on earth deserves to go to work. Like healthy and not come home to their family. So condolences, man, it's fucking shocking. - Yeah. - Yeah. And not how's this for a wild start of 2026 for the world, right? So new years, I'm thinking good thoughts. Positive year for earth. Let's go. You know, nothing crazy's really happened yet. On earth wise, you know, around the world. Literally on the third on Doom Scrawlin, soaking in the drags of the holidays. Like right at the ass end of it before we come back. Bang, big headline. Trump drops bombs on Venezuela and kidnaps their president and his wife. (laughing) Oh, that's great. Did you Donald? On the third, Donnie. - Yeah. - Did you left it a week or done it last year? - Last year or something so we could leave the stain there. Like what's happening brother? And look, I don't know enough about what has happened here. It's not like I'm on this side of this team. Well, I fucking have no idea. But it seems from afar that the Venezuelans are happy. The Melbourne lefties are furious, obviously. - They're just there. - They've got the pitchforks and the fucking torches. But it seems from all things of Venezuelans and that they're happy this mad cun isn't fucking. I don't know. But just the timing for the world is rank, isn't it? - Yeah. - It's fucking selfish really. - Well, could have, yeah. - Like can we, we should agree as Earth that the war stuff happens middle of the year. - In winner, yeah. - Yeah, it's a war for us, yeah. But you know, no warren on public holidays either. - No. - No warren. - No, everyone gets a day off. If you're in the trench across from someone, it's a public holiday, you just can go and swap goodies. - Swap survival rations. - But like you go at the end of last year, we had to comment on that, the Bondi-Masca thing, that fucking hectic shit. And then come into this year, it's like, "I don't like talking about the politics in this and that." But fuck me, man, it's a pretty hectic time at the moment. Like all the world leaders and that, all these motherfuckers are saying different things. Whose teams they're on and you're just thinking, "Oh, can we not nuke any count?" - No. - No, no, can. - No, no, can. - Fuck. - No, no, can. No dog fingering. No dog digit, and I should say. - Yeah, that's a rule. What else shouldn't you do? - No, no, heaps, stuff. - Massacres? - Yeah, none of them. - If you're thinking about doing a massacre, let it be known, the alpha bloke's disagree with you. - Yeah, don't do that. - We don't approve of that. That is definitely not big shitty certified. - No, don't do that shit. So anyway, I just thought it was fucking hectic to see that and go, "Oh, that's how we're starting." - Day's free. - That's how we're starting the year. - Fuck you. - We do, don, don, don. We do, don, don. - Yeah, but like I said, I'm neither here for fucking whatever. I think you need to know the ins and outs is something before you just have a hardcore opinion. - You should definitely get educated. A lot of that doesn't happen this day and age. - No, no, because people, when you read something right, you instantly feel a certain way. And now because it's so readily available to just film yourself and put it up, people are just doing their first initial reactions and not having the time to sit and actually think about what they're gonna say. Because they might, you might read a headline, which is that article or whatever is designed to steer you in a certain way. So without actually reading the whole thing, I'll just read that Ed Lohan. You're fucking straight up, but yeah, anyway. - Fucking wild. - Always. - Wild, wild, very bad. - That's just so for no war, though. - But in a positive fucking note, the Queen's hotel in Gladstone has produced a massive keynote win, has turned a Gladstone Boilermaker into multi-millionaire overnight. So the local trade, he scooped 8.8 million after landing the keynote, Megan Millions 10 spot jackpot at the Queen's hotel in Gladstone. He reportedly didn't even realize he'd won until staff pointed it out. And the winners now, one of the largest keynote payouts in Australian history. The new millionaire says he's hanging up the tools, planning to buy a boat, do a bit of fishing, upgrade the house and look after the family. - They're Megan Millions too. - Not a bad night at the pub. - Oh yeah, that's, Gerrard Watt. - Imagine if he's Mrs. Was Up in About Going. - Yeah. - Hey, don't ever, ever get up in the pub again, you would've said when he got home. - Probably. I don't think he would've given a fuck about any of that when he got home. - Well, you don't know, 8.8 million, or I can just be going, "Roydow, quit your job." Let's go. But how good is that? Hanging up the tools, buying a boat, fishing, upgrade the house, look after family. - The right bloke, one. - I think so. - That's beautiful. - Big way more obnoxious if I'd a winner. - Yeah, yeah. - Like, they wouldn't know you won, but they'd be signed, you reckon? - They'd be signed. - I don't think you'd be. - I'd be. - You reckon? - I, in some sort of, yeah, I'd be. - Yeah. (laughing) - Well, that's good. - Maybe you'll, we all wouldn't be. - Fuck, I'd have some gizmos hanging around. - Some gags. (laughing) - What'd be the first gizmo you'd get if you weren't 8.8 million? - Well, I've always wanted a smart watch. - Yep. I'd get one of them. - Dad, deadly. - Would you be able to drive it? - I did work, yeah, surely. - Yeah, we'll see how you go with the Tamagotchi first, eh? - Yep. - Right. - Oh, I'd get a smart watch, that's supposed to be-- - That'd be, to be totally fucking honest, I would probably go, look, I've got $8 million, probably not gonna try and lose weight. I'm just gonna go and get the freeze fucking fat, freezing darn, or a bit of lipo. So probably the first thing I do right now and where I'm at, I would go, right, we're going for feed, boys. - So you just grub a puff of macros 'cause you're rich? - No, not grub 'em. (laughing) Just go, I'm fucking hungry. - Yeah. - And I would fall out of-- - Oh, for a bit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would fall out. - Yeah. - I'd fall out. - Fucking sure of it. - Oh, that's all right. - Where would we go? - Well, somewhere close to the gizmo shop, so I can get a fucking no apple watch. (laughing) I'd say, I can't wait to see this fucking gizmo shop. - Nice. - I'm telling you, man. Or any of the Snilliest Kool's Harvey Norman. - It's-- - Oh. - We talk big shit in the Harvey Norman 'cause we had to get scales for the weigh-in stuff, for the monthly weigh-ins. - You're a fucking grub. - And he's hooked up to the big spaker and he's fucking pumping no broke boys in there. It was very embarrassing. - It wasn't, it was smick. - Quit an hung there with me. - 'Cause he had to film you. - Yeah. - Fuck off. (laughing) - Can't take you anywhere. - It was funny. - Yeah, it was pretty funny. - I wanna know, what is the average age demographic of people doing that in the shops? 'Cause what'd you say? - I said 14 to 18. - And I said 16 to 24. - Yeah. - No, I reckon Tom's on the money. - Fuck you. (laughing) - Fucking sheep. - But, but, don't. (laughing) - But, apparently everyone's a sheep. - We're all sheep. - That was good. - That was great. - That was good. - But yeah, we're all sheep though. - No, not you, you're the ringleader. - Oh. - Yeah, right, everyone else but apparently you're read. - Well, depends on you talking to me. But I've heard it. - Yeah, I heard it. - I was proud. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, I haven't seen any like, like, how do my mates groups write? - And I'm the first before I say this, never change. I fucking love you exactly, yeah, yeah. None of the cuts I know my age, or even a few years younger, that are just blokes who are just, you know, I've got a full time job, they've got a family or whatever, walk into fucking Harvey Norman and connect to the massive speaker and just absolutely crank it. - Yeah, actually, Jed Farroway was the other person I know that would have done that. - But you know what fucking, you know what fucking boy in a stereo if you don't know how loud the cut goes. - I mate, I hear you. - And I'm a JBL guy, I've got the smaller guy. - They are. - I want to upgrade to that big motherfucker I hooked up to. - But we weren't that in that day. - Oh, you know, when I turned that on, man, I didn't even get it close to half. - Yeah, that was, I was pretty, I think it was 'cause it was quiet too, that we were like, oh, that's loud. - But yeah, I didn't get it loud loud. But you want to know, you know what I mean, you need to get it up there. And I am going to boy what at some stage. - Yeah. - Now that I know how loud it can go. - It was pretty good. - I did the same with me. Now that Gizmo shop there this morning 'cause they got the rip off. - Oh, how did it go? - 400 bucks, pretty decent. - Yeah. - Pretty decent. - Yeah, I made the store attendant chick turn it up. - Yeah, nice. - Did she hear all about it? - Yeah. - Yeah, well see, Harvey Norman went. - No, that's a problem. - Well, so they didn't have any warning either though. - No, it's true. - This sound just erupted from the middle of it. - Well, when you see the Gizmo shop here today, you'll know you can't really do it 'cause she's sitting right there next to the guy. - Garden the Gizmos. - The Gizmo guy. - The Gizmo guy. - The Gizmo guy. - At least. - Gizmo guy. - Yeah, they see Pee coming in there. I fuck his the Gizmo guy. - Gizmo. - Gizmo. - Hover over him. (laughing) Any other news, boys? 'Cause we got a fair bit of sport here. - Nah brother. - So in my opinion, there's no better time to talk about how important sport is. Like similar to a TV show or something like that. There's all the carnage fucking on the socials. Everyone's blowing up about world issues and dramas and this government and that shit. So sport is such a good thing to just fucking sit down and watch and there's no shit in it. My love sport. - Me too. It allows you to focus your mind on something that isn't doom and gloom unless your team's getting smacked. But that's not life and death. - Yeah. - Now, the most important one here, boys, great mate of ours and great mate of the show, Daniel Chuckie Sanders is right in the guts of fucking Dacca. So I think he won stage two. - Yeah. - The latest update remembering this is yesterday. If you listen in Thursday, he's sitting in third place, I believe. And yeah. - But he still got chance to win this stage and he'll get back up. - It's such a hard thing man being such a long race. As you probably listened to with his episode, we did. It's pretty hard to keep on track with it. You can only really see when they give you an update on the website. - Where are they out here? Quinoa? - Oh yeah. - I'll just brief you. - KP 43. - So stage three though, I think he's on now. - Yeah, correct, yeah. - But yeah, so that's the stage there. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yes. And they've done KP 43. Next is KP 8.5. - Yep. - Yeah. - Yes, wait, but what will we be checking in with how he's gone and that and we're obviously rooting for the big fella. - Following on, Instagram's got updates every day. - Yeah. - I love seeing his post too. - Yeah, me too. Yeah, it's good, hey. - Go on, Chuckie, get cracking, Jeff. - Let's go, brother. - And listen to his app too. - Yeah. - We're all behind you. - Like who drinks monster energies anyway? - Nah. - Monster energy, Honda, fuck off. - Yeah, fuck off, mate. - Red ball, KTM, let's go. - Yeah, let's go, Chuckie. We're all rooting for him, then let's fucking go. - Now, I thought you'd find this a bit interesting, mate. I don't know if you would have seen it or not. But I saw a post, I think it was, where is it? - Chuckie, I was just-- - Oh, you were telling me this earlier and then it was on the screen and then turned it off. - Well, 'cause I said it, "Well, wait, I think it's Clarkies, Roby Lee, "column chucked it up." So there's just some real changes. Now, I don't know if these are set in stone or these were proposed ones, P-Rot. So, New Real for 2026, where the team that conceded a try will now be given the option to either kick off or receive. This introduces a new tactical element to the game where the captain can decide whether possession or field possession is more important. - No, that's bullshit. So the team, so let's say, if I'm understanding this right, Broncos and Panthers. - If they score against you. - So if the Panthers score, then we get to decide whether we get the ball back or you get the ball back. - So, conceded means they score against you. - Yeah. - So, you're behind the dead ball line, you get given the ball to go up. You can, by reading that, I think it reads, you decide if you want to kick off or receive. - Kick off back to them or what, they kick off to you. - Yeah, I know that. - No, that can't work. - No, I just think, can we chill with that? Like, fuck off, just kick off men. You got scored against, give them the ball back or do this sort, kick off to get it back. - Yeah. - So I hope that doesn't happen. - Surely, you can't. - Not a big change guy either. I'm a first to admit. - So. - Loser can't receive the ball. - No, you wouldn't, well, they might be out of their proof. - Yeah, I don't know. I'll put my mitts us on that one. - No, and that's what I mean about, I don't know what are. He's just putting these in there. The NRL have adjusted the bench size of 2026. Teams will now field six players on the unit change. However, they only four can be used during the game. This amendment will provide clubs with more flexibility and tactical options depending on game injuries. See, I don't mind this. 'Cause you don't need to use four, no matter what. But you've got six to choose from. - But it is an injury. You can fucking go, all right, well, you're up, bud. - Yeah, you're one of the four, the better, that's better. Yeah, that's, there's nothing wrong with that. - Yeah, I don't think so. - I'm okay with that. - I think it's fucking cool. So play on that. - Yeah. - Good job. - The NRL have changed a real, well, if an attacking player drops the ball in the active scoring, the opposition side will no longer be awarded a seven tackle set. They will receive an orderly set of six from the 20 metre line. That's not a big deal, whatever. - No, okay. - The NRL have changed this six again rule for 2026. Set restarts will now only be awarded inside your own 20 metres. Previously, it was 40. I thought that was fucking everywhere, wasn't it? - It's everywhere. You can get a six again on there. - Yeah, that's, that's fucked. - I don't know, that doesn't make sense, does it? It says, these have all viral source too. So that's via the daily telegraph. - Yeah, I'm pretty sure they will last so far. - Yeah, that's not even right though. - No, well, yeah. - 'Cause you can get a six again anyway. Like there's nothing worse when you're tackling. - All right, shit. - And you get the six again on ya. - Exactly. - What's it reckon? Well, now engaged with all stakeholders, clubs in the RLPA to try and implement all of these adjustments as soon as possible. - Ah, so they're just trying to change a few rules. - Well, I think the NRL, like that's what they want to do, and now they're taking into people. So I thought it was an interesting topic of conversation. I really hope the first one doesn't fucking change. Like it's just like, what are they trying to do? That change in kickoff and shit, no, no. - What's the soul mate coming in? The kickoff change will decrease the number of blowout one-sided snooze-fest games. - No mate, that's not a snooze fest game. That's a your shit, do better, you're getting pumped. - Yeah, you can't, it's not under fucking sixes, man. - No, that's literally like getting a participation - Yeah, exactly, man. - For being shit, do better and you'll get the ball. - Like did Benji fucking Marshall put this fucking reel forward? Bench, come on. - Why'd Benji Marshall put it forward? - To help the West Togas a little bit. (laughing) Like come on. - Yeah, man, I don't know. But anyway, I don't surely that one won't go through. - No, that's fucking ridiculous fucking snooze fest. Fuck off. - Yeah. - Oh, I agree, mate. The ashes, the last test is underway. We've beat the palms, we had 'em three nil. And then fucking, they left about 200 milligrass at the MCG on the favorite test of the year on boxing day, where you just have the time to sit and watch cricket and drink piss while the kids fuck around. For multiple days, it was over in two because the ball was just going ballistic and both teams fucking went through two innings in two days. It was a fucking joke. But insane that, what I liked about it is that the curator, fronted up, he was probably made to, I don't know, but they fronted up and answered questions about the pitch. Which I think is good. Like there's one thing fucking up but then being accountable and actually saying. - What was the general consensus? - He pretty much said that last season it was a great pitch right for that test. And then said there was different things going on with the weather and stuff. So they thought by day two or three, the sun all do stuff to it to make it good. So they left extra grass on there. But they didn't make it today fucking three or four. So it made me, it confused me 'cause I thought, "Wouldn't it have been easier to do the exact same thing you did last year at this time of year?" And then if it's bad, you say, well, mate, it worked perfectly last year. - Well, I guess 'cause the season's different. - No. - Yeah, it is. - What, like from last year to this year, the same time of year? - Yeah, well, do you know how much rain they had leading up to last year's test versus this one? - Like, I just mean, I'm just telling you that it would be in much, like so. After that, when he's got to sit there and he's changed the perfect, we're good level of grass on a test wicked in that area at that exact time of year. Like, instead of just leaving it the same and if something happens, he could say, "Look, we didn't want to alter it too much 'cause it was that good last year at that time of year." He's tried to look into the weather too much and say that it was gonna be hot or whatever and leave too much grass. And it was just a shame. - Yeah, but it could have also been prep too. I mean, I'm not against you, right? But I'm saying, how's this, for example? Have you made your lawn on the exact same day? Every, say you, what? I mean, say you do 25 most for the year. - Yeah. - Last year. And you're gonna do exactly 25 most this year on the same days that you did them last year. - This isn't just the grass in the outfield. It's the pitch brother, like the wicket, the fucking what's getting bold on. Like to grab the level of grass, like little millimeters change how it bounces or how it's gonna operate. Like it's not just the outfield. Like so. And it's such a big thing where they're trying, back in the day, it was five days, the ball did nothing right. So they've sort of, they try and find that mix between bat and ball where there's enough going on on the pitch that's gonna be hard for the batsmen and good for the bowlers, but they also don't want the batsmen to get out super quick 'cause they lose a heap of money in revenue. Like day three, four, five, no one goes in the test son. - Yeah. - So pretty much, they made, they'd left too much grass and then it was over in two days and they've fronted it up and sort of said, look, this is what we thought was gonna happen. It didn't, that sort of thing. But what I, like I said, what I did like about it was that he fronted up and it felt like himself and sort of said about it and people can then go with what they want, but at least you get an explanation from the bloke who put it together. And that's what boxing and UFC judges should be fucking doing in my opinion. Because how many times, coin, oh, have you seen just a call that not one can't agree with, but you don't hear from the judges. - Especially last year. - Yeah, especially last year. - Boxing calls, UFC calls. It happens all the time and not one thing, not one statement. All you want is like, well, this is how I saw the fight and you go, right, oh, well, that's how they saw it. But otherwise you go on, is this can't corrupt it as fuck or what? And I did a bit of digging into it and there is a reason why. So judges don't work for the UFC or promoters. They're appointed by athletic commissions and those commissions don't require post-fight explanations. Once the scorecards are in that set, decisions given case closed, legal shit also comes into it. So if judges explain their scores, they're risking admitting confusion or mistakes, which opens a door to lawsuits, appeals, and even gambling disputes. So their silence protects the commission, not the fighters. Add to that how subjective judging is, things like effective striking, Dr. Gone Control commissions would rather avoid public debate altogether. But is the issue? Everyone else in the world has to answer for their mistakes. You know, like fighters, players, coaches, referees, umpires, commentators, they front up. Yet in combat sports, a single judge's card can decide a world title, a career trajectory or millions of dollars and there's zero accountability. Like fans aren't asking for perfection, they're asking for transparency. And right now the system offers fuck all of it. Well, it's a little bit like the old saying goes. And if you have a fuck up, don't leave it for every other, can't defend your or fucking thing. Have your fuck up. Yeah. Come out with it. Tell all the fucking relevant people involved and then fuck a move on. But even if they don't think they had a fuck up poo, like I agree 100% what you just said. But even in this scenario, their hellbent, I know, I'm confident in my decision. All it is, a quick fire question, like the jockeys get after they've lost a race. How'd you go? Well, they say, mate, how did you see that fight? Like, how did you score that like that? And he might go, look, I awarded, um, front like pressure or something like that. And that's how I thought it went. And that's how I judged it. And at least that way, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, um, but yeah, so that's why they don't. But that should still change, man, like they should have to explain if they saw it or I reckon. Um, but yeah, even just a quick one. And your fuckups. And your fuckups. So just explain, because like I said, every other con in every other profession, if there's any scrutiny, any drama, any fuckup, you're explaining yourself. Mm, aren't you? Yep. So anyway, see what happens. Quenna, UFC, my man. Are you excited? Ooh. I'm pumped. Big fouls pumped. Can't wait. What's the first one? Interim lightweight championship, while Ili is away dealing with stuff between Justin, Gachi, and Paddy Pimblert. Fuck Armin. Yeah. That's on your birthday, Cuesta. It is. It's on Saturday. Sunday, the 25th. We're going to be doing Quenna's birthday stream. Mm. First stream of the year. Yep. And he's doing it in his birthday suit. Well, I don't think YouTube will like that. If he wants to. Well, I won't say much. No. Are you reckon you're real hairy, aren't you? Yeah. I've seen you with that. You're a hairy guy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a hairy boy. But yeah, it should be, it's a good card though, isn't it? Yeah, great card. Kayla Harrison vs. Nunes. So Nunes having a final crack and just skipping the hue. Yep. Going against Kayla. Well, if anyone deserves to skip a cue or two. Yeah, for sure. Um, I'm Ali Vess, Song Your Dog, Striker. Who you do, what now? Song Your Dog, Striker's Delightness. Oh, on your dog. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm going to do. Striker's Delight. Wildo, Cordez, or Costa. But coming a bit of a, a bit of a start at the moment, really, really active. Taking short notices. Yep. Sitting around 5th in the rankings, I think. How do we think big Derek's going to go? Yeah, what the fuck's going on with Derek's profile picture there? What do you mean? He's lucky. He's a Tinder again. What's going on with the top of his head? Yeah, it's just a shape of it, mate. Oh, fuck. It gets pointed like a shotgun. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. He's 40, the big fella. Fuck, he's entertaining just a hearing talk. Oh, I hope he gets it. Yeah, me too. Look at the weights. How do you reckon they could do that any better? What do you mean? Yeah, the same. Exactly. How do you 17.0? Hmm. Yeah. But it's entertaining card to kick off the. Yeah, and then, um. I don't know, and Dream Silver. Yep. Great fight as well. Beautiful. So that'll be good fun. The play started in, uh, Brosy's, isn't it? Yes. Just us four, I think, at this stage. Yep. I reckon Songyadonga, he's going to fucking smoke someone. I can't pick at the moment, bro. That's why I'm going to have a look at the strikes, Mark. Yep. Yeah. Quit our geek out on that. What should be good? And then, mate, the weekend after our boy is back. Oh, the man. Valk. Defendant. He's belt in Sydney. What a. this is. it's fucking a hard one, because we're not going again this year. It's the best Sydney one ever. This is a really good card. Volcanovsky vs. Lopez in the main event. Dan Hukker vs. St. Denise. Fantastic. He's ever ruffy. Fantastic. Vars is back. J.D. he's got some work to do. I need tie to a Vars, so drop his kegs and get fit. Oh, yeah. Fuck. And that fucking talisman tech serum, and like, oh. That counts him. A weapon to one of the confident Derek though could stare knocked him out Why that's a good matchup though. Yeah, it's pretty much make a break the day that a fucking Jeff Smith makes the fucking UFC will be the day I'll be fully committed to it and nothing else and Jimmy Krutner. Yeah. Yeah, I will their submission coming quicker Yeah, so a couple of fun streams to keep the year off Fucking knows we're doing streams for both. Yep. Well, I love this card, bro. Yeah, it's good and the Quillans top of the prelimbs too Yep. Oh, yeah, got a Quillan me goes good. He fucking does UFC news that oh, Pereira is with Tracy Cortes to Brian or takers X. Yeah, imagine that right your Brian or Taker Mm-hmm a very successful UFC fighter absolute gun in his way class like normally You'd probably think oh whoever she gets with on you know, I'm the man. I've got it all over him. Mm-hmm that poor cut Charmer Imagine being a professional fighter I'm gonna get it up for uncle here so we can see the size difference. Yeah, so Fuck man. It's It's pretty you'd be shattered wouldn't you if you were or Taker That's fucking insane. Oh Yeah, big man big man, but yeah, so I hope Brian's going all right in the I saw I saw yesterday Because Tracy and Brian are gonna sun together. Yeah, and Alex gifted the sun like a bike or something Well, I don't think Brian's gonna say a lot Chama Good stuff, but yeah exciting times ahead for the stream stuff. I can't wait. Should be good I'm getting some hosted pots in there too, but we'll let you know all a little hosted little hosted Quinn I pot maybe for his birthday. Oh Maybe we'll see. Well, let you know if he behaves himself. Yeah I also saw too big shitty you'll be interested in this. I saw I don't know if it's real or not Maybe speculations about potentially Prate's verse JDM. Yeah, we're admitted this stage. Brat has a lot of Jack saying yes to everyone So yeah, we called out Shaft cap. Yeah, that's who he really wants But he just says yes to everyone so yeah very Fund a vision. I very especially the top six bro like it's very What do you make who goes next? Yeah, and probably for against Islam? Yeah, but that top like who do you put against each other? There's pretty crazy. I'll tell you who I'll be back and it won't be JDM. Yeah, well, you're boy You got he he cut me to he fun him. Yeah, yeah, and fucking the last time I had a bet on him I'll JDM he fucking let me down. Oh, yeah, yeah, it was that was a tough watch. Yeah, that was a tough watch That was pay that was a painful I was flat for three days. Oh, can't Quinn had to get an any depressants for those days to come good Bit of boxing so you got a big no limit card January 16th Headline by Nikita Zoo versus Michael Zeraffa made is the good fighter any The better of them well, you don't know because he hasn't really Nikita's been in the domestic level and it's been going really well Oh, yeah, where Zeraffa's fought a lot more and he's fought overseas like he hasn't got to the heights And he's tried to get to he's fought for a world title where he got knocked out in but that's why it's sort of interesting man because More experience and more fights with Zeraffa but Nikita's obviously got that That bit of hype behind him and he's been going yeah and been going really well domestically So that's why it's yeah, it'll be interesting to see what happens There's been a bit of bad blood there obviously Tim was meant to fight Michael a few years ago and Michael famously pulled out or infamously I suppose you'd say I say yeah It should be good Liam Wilson made the show is fighting on this card as well It's looking really good to be honest. There's a heap of good fighters. Yeah, Rodex Piala Liam's fighting so I'm really hoping for a massive year for Mr. Damage fuck yeah all the best of him And yeah should be fucking good and we've already talked about Big pole versus Joshua paro as well. Yeah, well I read something where I'll make pulled out of that all right I the Liam paro fight, okay, but it is fighting sweet Pally Donovan. Yeah, I thought I thought I read something where I'll make pulled out So I don't know if he if it's back on or whatever if he is fighting let's fucking go fuck that heavyweight fight It's gonna be an absolute ripper to go up that guy looks scary. I'm dancing the K inverse to EC I'm not even gonna try last name mate. Don't offend you I do not offend that man. Exactly. That's gonna be a war which will be fucking great to watch and then yeah big Nelson As if a solomona and Jeremy Latte you mad I know that's awesome. I'm glad that he's getting in there But that fucking Nelson is a huge can't yeah, how old was Nelson? I don't know It'd be younger than it'd be 30s because he was still playing NRL So you'd you'd think 32 he'd be younger wouldn't he? Oh, bro. He's 29 29 Jesus I thought he was fucking the 30s for sure There you go how old I think lati would be fucking me like 30s wouldn't he? Hey, baby. Yeah, he's 39. Let's see you mad. Come on. Let's go. Come on Come on. Let's see They play for Australia Yeah, I don't know there's a photo of him there must have done hmm Yeah an Australian from Yeah, there you go yeah man. It's uh That's gonna be interesting to look skewer duck and wave Latte Four rounds to I love that oh I can't believe how young big Nelson is me neither Right he doesn't look any 20s he looks 10 years older than me He probably looked like that for fucking years. I just being that big and you know Brutal yeah, I don't know but anyway that's gonna be a fucking great card to watch so I'll be churning into that just around the corner just around the corner Yeah, before we get to the trendsetters. I just want to say another let's go Chuckie Keep fucking pinging it that's right where Chuckie is speed he is Yeah, who did a great little edit today already put in our little group which was he put Lightning or Queen talking behind Chuckie Hey, this is for breakfast. I'll post them the trendsetters. Yeah, yeah do it. Yeah, they'll love that. Yeah, well for sure hopefully Right, oh the trendsetters poo. They've been a bit sensitive. They have haven't they well you got a picture everyone's drunk as well So I think when people be aggressive online they're drunk You know, there's definitely part part of it. Yeah, but yeah, I think there are a bit feel more of it sensitive We're all on the same team. Yeah On this page. Yeah, but it's still great now one of the things that I've got any right from this was like at the start Yeah, no I need to December shout out to Blake. I had a good laugh at this boys Dropped an ice cube and kicked it under the fridge instead of putting it in the sink fucking play on or carry on I've just been grabbed by the non-like for it Fucking I thought it's nudged under that play on sir a little kick Fucking but don't kick the fucking thing too hard and get your foot jammed under the fridge. I've done that before have you I've a committed perk lost me like it fucking jammed in under there and half ripped me toe now off when I pulled it out Yeah, it's just water under the Oh, what a great playoff it kick it under to keep the fridge my side rated yeah But look if you have a heap of ice like if there's a huge spillage Yeah, you're gonna you know makes up mapping but one bit of ice Not me straight under mid water under the fridge. It's just water under the fridge. That's it great stuff Yeah, so that was a fucking funny one or I can and then another legend Maddie put in there how long do you stuff up the date into the new year? Oh fuck like that's surely that's a common thing between everyone for at least a month or two a year or just Oh fuck but at least the five she's easy to turn into a six Turn into a six yeah see 27 is gonna be shit. Yeah, it will be shit for that That's future our problems. Oh We'll worry about that. But yeah, so at least we got an easy transition next year. Let's That's all made the trendsetters. What do you got poo? Oh, well just Quinney song. Oh, yes The man who never disappoints never does try me Duncan So this legend we want to get him on for a campfire. Yeah, I'm at a comment on that so that's awesome He said ready for a campfire episode not thought well this winner. That's the perfect setup. He probably is ready for it You know is ready couple of great hits Yeah, shall we? Yep, we shall Exploge and change Yeah I reckon it can't be fair. That's all I got there. That's happening. That was great big shitting. I had a couple, I found a couple of little, little quotes Little motivated. Yeah, a couple of little last kickers that I thought were good in this first one's about Pretty much just being in control of your own life, been the CEO of your own life This is from what's it say, Clint? Grine Spirax? Yep. Yeah, whatever that is. How should I deal with people? Except people as they are, but place them where they belong. You are the CEO of your life. Higher, fire and promote accordingly. Yeah, so it's like fucking you're in control. That's not a work, that's fucking everywhere. Like your home life, your mates, the people you choose to hang around, fucking decide, don't just do it just because it'd be a hard thing to, you know, not do. So I think that was great. And this other one man, we were sitting there as a family and we fucking chucked the B movie on. And the initial thing going into it, the opening quote of the B movie. I was like, what the fuck was that? How to look at it? And it says, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a B could be able, should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The B of course, flies anyway, because B's don't care what humans think is impossible. So shit out the fucking beast. Shit out to their beast. And off the back of that, a favourite quote of mine, like this is always being one of my personal favourites, at least the start of this. Before you get into an argument, remember this quote, "A bead is not wasted energy trying to convince a fly that honey is better than shit. Some mines are not meant to be changed, save your energy for what actually matters." Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Because honey is way better too. But flies, they love shit. They think it's great. Exactly. So don't waste your time. Fuck flies. Shit to be, we would be fucked without bees boys. Yeah, we would be. I'm never without them. Yeah. And I was thinking about bees more deeply. That's a bit right. Similar to the human race, bees have a few rogue fuckers amongst them. Yeah. Because you know how bees die if they sting you. Bees would know that. Well, they die. Otherwise they'd sting fucking everything all the time. But does that mean, right, that the ones that sting you are like suicide bombers? Hmm. Like are they terrorists? Well, maybe they don't know. Well, I don't know. Like, can we confirm whether or not they can communicate? Yeah, surely they would. They'd have to be able to feel like that. Like if we were sitting here and Quinn stuck the knife in the electrical plug and fright himself, and you didn't see it and you went and picked up the knife, I'd be able to go, "Aye." Yeah, yeah. Don't stick that knife in there, you'll die. Yeah, yeah. But can bees go, "Aye." Don't sting, I'll do it. They do not, honey bees don't consciously know they'll die when they sting a mammal. Their barbe stinger gets lodged in thick skin tearing away parts of their abdomen and leading to death. Oh, so that doesn't? Incessional defense for the colony. So that don't die stinging everything? Maybe not. Maybe it's only mammal skin. Maybe they can sting her. Yeah, put that, can they sting other insects and shit? Yeah. Yeah, fucking go. Can sting insects like other bugs with that drone because their barbe stinger doesn't get stuck in the softer exoskeletons of insects, allowing them to pull free. So it's just mammals that get fucking stuck and rips off the back of it. Oh, char. Yes, wait. We are learning shit today. We are learning stuff. Apparently they're not suicide bombers. Well, that's good because I just had in me head this bee buzzing along and then yelling out something that rhymes with I'm a snack bar. And then just jam and yell. You know. Different story of you have ones. I protected the horse. Different story of you have ones there protecting the hive and no fuck die for the hive. But I was talking about the constant stinger in the middle of nowhere. You know, the random bee sting. What are you doing, man? Chill the fuck out, baby. Yeah, well. Fuck, now. And also, if God was real, what a conact that is. Give them something like that. Here's a deadly spear on your ass, mate. You defend yourself. But if you use it on a mammal, you'll die. He'll maybe set it up like that so they'd leave us humans alone. Yeah. Maybe that's what you're trying to achieve. But then he forgot to talk to each of me out of communication. Yeah, I didn't tell the bees. Fucked up there. Didn't he? Fucking hell. Yeah. Awesome. There's obviously one thing left. Oh, yeah. Pose. Review. Oh, yeah. Big boy. Pose. Stickbook review. Oh. Did we want to touch on that? So we are running. Whilst we have a lot of picture and people, mags, through the 2,000s and what not, we find that with the picture and the people, there's either not much in them. Or you can get the premiums where it's just whole. We are not a pornographic podcast. No. We want to have a bit of a fun with this. So we think we are, what, possibly, slowly dwindling away. Yeah, like that. We sort of had a bit of a chat, right? And we're like, right, oh, we love pose reviews. It's great having a laugh on that. But eventually, it's going to get a bit stale just doing the same magazines that have the same ads and the same stuff. So while we still got a few to do, we love pose reviews. So just going to brainstorm some ideas, won't we? That's right. And stuff, poo could review. Like, even if we put the PO box there and, you know, if someone will send a few things in. For poo to review. Rather than sending your anal beads to the dump, send them to poo. To review. Or, what should I. What should I. But even if you have a mag that you think is the ultimate mag. Don't send us a big box. But if you've got. If you have got the mag that you think this is the best ever, we'll send it back to you. After we review it. But yeah, we're just throwing a few ideas, Ren. Love the concept, love the segment, poo's killing it. But yeah, we just don't want to get to that point where it's like fucking repetitive, I could. Well, it's just all whole. I think in gadgets and gizmos and the PO box. Yeah. Yeah, it's all love gadgets. But yeah, we're workshop in the segment. Yeah, that's right. So it is still here and we still have got a bit left. But yeah, just conscious of the fact that starting to get through the really good ones. Yeah, it's one of the most the same shit. So the Golden Dildo Awards obviously straight up. Now, it wasn't actually about Dildo's of any way, shape or form. It was just when people have done dumb shit and shafted someone or someone's been shafted. They got a Golden Dildo Award. But so that's the front cover. We got Pen-A-Us, Australia, Men's Magazine, January, North-Ein-A-D-Seven. And that's about it, off the front cover, isn't it, Quiefton? Yeah. Hey, by the way. By the way. Prime set. Yeah. What? Would you say they're real or fake? I don't know. Or are they real? Yeah, same. Yeah. Yeah, they're real. They're real. All right, next, please, Quiefton, motion. A bit of mile, bro. World's number one. Were they, in fact, World number one, Queen the Mile Bros? Could you fact check that for me, please, there, Uncle? When was this? What day? In 1987. Well, let's see. Was it false advertising, Poo? Yes. Oh, yes. Marlborough Reds. There you go. Brands, Prima Product, was the largest selling cigarette brand in the US by 1997. Or should we say what the most popular is now, Poo? Mm. What do you think it is? I've been out of the dark and going, man. I don't know because in Australia, just doing Australia because of the prices. Yep. Do you want to have a guesspac? Look, if it was as well, boy, I'd say, when he blows in Australia, I'm going to go Bond Street. Yeah. The price point, you think? JPS, yeah, they go. It's consistently highlighted as a top JPS, particularly the value segment in the value segment with wind field historically being Australia's number one brand. On the. In champion dominating the roll your own. Rio tobacco market, especially its classic red. All right. There you go. Well, anyway, I don't care what that says because I tell you, Manchester's blue special editions are the fucking goat. Ten bucks a packet if you know where to get them. That's big shitties. That's smoking darts. That's smoking darts and breaking art. Right. Next, Fanny. Kents. Another Dari. I just like this. I like that. Look how much fun they're all having. Smoking darts. Even the Sheila over the back, I think she's trying to bum a light off someone. Yep. The Sheila at the front is getting a light off someone. Oh, no, that. These two couples here in the middle, they're about to disappear out and. Well, the back couple, they're heading out for a route. They've got a babysitter for sure. Yep. This couple here, I don't know, they might have just met the main couple in the middle. And then this couple down the bottom, see she's closing time. Yeah. He's saying, "Con, Dale, how about it?" Yeah, let's go. It's the old wall lean, so you're a bit closer. Let's go. We'll have a Kent. A King-sized Kent. Yep. And then we'll all have a goat, your Kent, after that. All right, yep. I'd say that's what he's telling her. All right, and that's what they were thinking with the head. Soft packs. Crush proof. Oh. Yeah, yeah. And then I just thought this was pretty good, even though this magazine didn't know it was Christmas time. But loans, only 14 days before Christmas, borrow now, pay later, true the nose. (laughing) Yeah, they know how to get you to a weak moment, don't they? - They do, okay. - Next please, run 'em on. - Oh, here you go, here's a bit of reading for you, Quayton. - I don't even like men to read. What women really want? - What says anger and capital letters and stuff. - That's just a segment part of it. - Oh, okay. - Sob heading is the one you need to pay attention to. What do women want really? And I want you to read from fundamental truths about women. - We're back, boys. - You're back. - Fundamental truths about women. Women rather kiss than have messy sex. No matter how intelligent she is, a woman with two rather have a bracelet that a book. Women can harbor jealous feelings towards inanimate objects such as your cricket bat, your surfboard or your car. Ninfamania occurs in women only after their 49th birthday or eighth month of pregnancy. Women think raising children is more difficult than designing a safer, nuclear waste disposal system, at least you get to get out of the house. Women are not revolved to buy anything that trips out of a baby, but gag at cigarette breath. When a man takes an interest in a woman's body, she accuses him of taking an interest in her body. When he doesn't take an interest in her body, she accuses him of taking an interest in someone else's body. - Do you want me to kick you? - Yeah, got kicked out because it's good, right? - Understanding what women want is a vital importance if we all want to continue living on the same planet. It's even more important if you want to go to the football on Sunday, get good and drunk, tread on the dog coming in and throw up somewhere between the kitchen and the tele. To appreciate what a woman wants, you must understand what a woman is. For example, what a woman says, it's broken. She's actually saying, I don't know how to work it. This is fucking what, this man. When she says five minutes, it's in fact, I'll be two hours. See, nothing complex, merely twisted. These last few years have seen women take tremendous, I think you've cut off the thing, yeah brother. - Yeah, just cut off. - Yeah. - Bad eye on him. - Oh, yeah, so that was sort of the 1997. - No, yeah. - I'd rather stop reading Texas comments. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, well there you go, that was a. - What women want? - Well that was what they thought about and back in 1987, right? - I don't know what to go with that picture there. Have a look at that. - Yeah, very strange picture. - Yeah. - What's going on there? - It's a, what, 500 kilo woman sitting on a little man. - There's blood splatter all over her, extremely large. Whatever's going on there. - Yeah, I don't know, it's very strange. - Yeah. Anyway, so that's what women really want. Is it? - And I didn't cut off anything there either, Quiefton. - Look, top right, brother, you can't read it. - Oh yeah, yeah, at the end, yeah. - Yeah, it's Dan corrected, mate. - No, that's fine. - Quieft, next one. - We got a couple of fundamental tricks. - Oh, what's this? Why only put this in, 'cause I didn't know what it was. - Holy, what's that? - And I thought. - It looks like a server. - No, mate, what is it? - It's a supercomp, supercomp, with a remote-comp, equalizer. - What's that mean? - Hey. - So just each of the seven frequency brands to taste to recall any of five equalizations, three present, two, greater by you, or flat response, select and play any import, choose any AM or FM presence. - Oh, it's a radio. - Adjust the volume all from anywhere in the room. By means of an invisible infrared beam. And that's only the thing. - That's when remote's obviously first come out. - Oh, yeah. - An invisible laser beam. - Whoa. That's it. - What else will it say? - It's only the beginning. Now since you were intelligent, supercomponed, now often offers a double auto reverse cassette deck, an auto reverse turn table that plays both sides of a record, a spectrum analyzer, and a host of other great components and features. - Oh, I see, you didn't have to flip the fucking disc over. Or what? - Yeah, correct. - That was right. - Oh, they put. - Auto reversing turn table, auto program timer, audio cabinet, cassette case. - Apo, do you, for gizmos and gadgets, do you see a gizmo being small and a gadget being small? Or would you still consider that big ass thing a gizmo or a gadget? - Yeah, 100%. That's a fucking gizmo. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I was just asking the gizmo man. - Yeah, surely you know that. The gadget bigger than a gizmo. - Well, yeah, I'm just trying to. - A gadget is definitely bigger than a gizmo. - What's wrong, I'm trying to figure out. In my head, gizmos and gadgets are like smaller things. - Well, did you think Inspector Gadget was small? - No, he was fucking seven foot tall. - Well, I think he's gadgets were things that he had on him, weren't they? - No, he was a gadget himself. - Okay. - So a gizmo small and a gadget is a large a gizmo. - Well, that's a gadget then. - Yeah, that's a gadget. - That's what I'm trying to get at. - Yeah, right, yeah. Yeah, we're on the same page now. That's a gadget. - Yeah, come on, Inspector Gizmo gadget. - Yeah. - And I wasn't Inspector Gizmo. - Yeah, you know how they do that, fuck, and they do weird shit, and they think it's art. - Yeah. - I wanna sort this card, oh man. And in the '87, they were doing weird shit and making art. So they're dropping an anvil, a shoe an anvil on rats, on a canvas and making art. - They would do that sort of shit, dude. - I said it's been done. So, yeah. - There you go. - It's been weird shit's been going on since '87. We know that. - Next please, really man. - Oh. - Holy, hell. - I'm up a belt. I think that proper belt. - I don't know if that's the rack from the front page or not. - Good rack. - Yeah. - That's behind a singlet. And then, yeah, like she's just gone bottom half nothing. Top part, and she's even wearing a belt still. - Belt. - Sonny's a world. - And a beaver belt. - Belt and a belt. - Oh, maybe it's a dress and just no undies. - Oh, yeah. - That's what it is. - Yeah. - There we go, see we figured it out. - See, those bricks, is that moss between the bricks? - It's like, it's all getting a little bit closer. - It just looks like cretin' to me, brother. - Yeah, but why's it got, it's got a green tinge. - Hold on, let me look closer. (laughing) - Good to grow out. - Like that, yeah, wanna watch out, you don't get an end on the Fanny there, darling. - Hmm. - Next please, queefed. - At least. - A little V for vengeance. - Yeah, nice. - Where you out with that, Tommy? Still a bit too much hair down the bottom end, didn't they? - From the top of the vagina down too much hair. - Yeah. - For me. - Yeah. - That's not perfect. - Yeah, no, that's fair. Next. Same thing. - Now, is that a real seal? (laughing) - I don't even notice the seal. What's going on there? - And what is she, so she's on a rock too. And after I watched a really weird fucking documentary, I think they call that a labia. Her labia is touching the rocks. - Yeah. - The bottom section of it. - That's a strange picture. - In it. - Yeah. - They're going, is this like a thing through the episode who here, where it's just they're wearing their tops and no bottoms, or is it a theme? - Well, so far. - Yeah. - I'm wearing them wet nipples. - Yeah, there's could be where the wet t-shirt comp started. - Yeah, right. Might've been the craze at the time, maybe. - But I'm suss on that seal. - Same. - I'm suss on that. - I think it's clean. - Is it a real seal, Quinn? - No, I don't reckon it would be. - No. - Does it look familiar? - No. - Fucking wet. - It's bigger than that, Captain. - Next. - Oh. - Now that was the fold in the book made that a bit rough, but you get the idea, top one. - Yep, yeah, so it is the top one thing. - So far. Next. Oh, I thought this was nice. This is obviously before Tyson was great. - Yeah, right. - Well, Mike Tyson become the youngest world heavyweight champion of the world in boxing history. Thing he did, didn't he? - Well, one stage he would have been, was he the youngest though? - And then in massive bold letters, the great black hope. - Mm. - So anyway, that's pretty interesting in it. - We read the future, we know that yes, he was in fact, I don't know if he was the youngest or not. - He was deadly. - He was pretty deadly. - Pretty fucking deadly. Oh, nice. - Having a morning cup of coffee. - Yeah, cup of coffee. - Cup of an afflict. - As you do. - Definitely. - I've become a bean and flick my bean. - Yeah. - Great stuff. Endless, so I can offer a bit of sun, too. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There she goes again. Oh, is that the same. - I don't think so. - That might have been the original rack from the front page. She got a few bangles on, a bit of a V for vengeance. It's almost like she's trying to hide the fact that she's super hairy in that one. - Wild hair, do you want it? - Yeah. - Yeah, oh, you're like, you'll appreciate this next one, Tommy. - Oh yeah. - Like, oh no. - Oh, good on her. (laughing) - What the hell? - But they only shaved the edges. - Like, she's not doing the top. - I just go-- - Or near the hull. - Is there a story with that in that magazine, Poole, like talking about shaven? 'Cause what a wild thing to just have. - It's just a random pose. - Let's see, I guess, too, but in the 80s ride, they didn't have the safety razors and clippers like we've got now. That was just a fucking razor blade, wasn't it? Like, Yeah, I didn't have like the soft blow, you know what I'm saying? So you're not fucking putting that thing anywhere near you, - clitorisly. - I understand. - So you're labia. - That's not doing any wonders for how her whole look-- No, she's just, and she's just doing the edges. Like, she's not getting near the parts. Oh, that's weird to have an amazing fight. - Isn't it? - Yeah. And here's the finished product. Oh, fucking hell. Didn't know a good drug look. It looks like a face with a head of hair and sideburns. - It does, actually, and a nose of it. - Yeah. - And a nose and a mouth. - And mouth. Look, the bottle, I know, the put-- Yeah, that is, if you drew eyes on that, - Yeah. - Eyes there. - Nose. - Yeah. - Mouth. - Afro. - Sideburns. - Sideburns. - Oh, yeah, it looks like Andre the giant. - It really does. - It does. - It's on the giant. - Where the giant? - That's interesting, isn't it? - That's fucking rogue, is what that is. Yeah. - There we go. - There's the Golden Dildo Award. - Oh, beautiful. - I didn't put it-- It was a silly article. - Yeah. - So, but that's is the Golden Dildo Award. - Yep. - The trophy of that. - Oh, man. - Oh, cool, that, the black death. - Oh, wow. - Oh, wow. - That's just-- - It looks-- Yeah. - What's the-- - What about the contrast? - You wouldn't even take your full drive in there, would you? - No, you get bogged. - You can't even see any hole. - Nothing. - Oh, that's just a bit on in there. - Oh, do you reckon? (laughing) - Do you reckon all these girls now? - I don't know if we've got any old girls that listen, but how did they, did they transform? Did they stick with the times or are all those women that were running at? - Mm-hmm. - Are they still running it? Or did they evolve in with time? - I don't know. - Interesting question. - It is an interesting question. Not sure. - Like, surely there's not too many of them left in the world. - I'll probably once you get to an age, mate. You probably just go, fuck it. - Yeah, true. - I don't know. - But I mean, even the 50-year-olds. - Yeah, I'm not sure, mate. I don't know what the common is. - There's surely there's a survey being done on hair versus no hair. - That we could dive into. - Yeah. - We'll look that out. We'll look into that. Next, please, Mochyn, Chiefton, Quiefton. - Oh, here's the Mochyn, I'll club thing again. I thought it was just, well, this has got a bit more detail. So I was going to get you to read this, QuieN0, because remember we touched on it, but it was all it was was, it just said the Mochyn, we just guessed what we thought might have happened. So here it is, Quiefton, Mochyn, Chiefton, Rita Wai. - It's a pleasure, the Mochyn, I bought our private plane some two-as-ly fitted for airborne experience of a different coin. Champagne bar, executive lounge, but comes a satin sheeted bed or within a plushy carpeted cabin completely divorced from the cockpit. It has um there too. The Mochyn high club also offers an exciting range of honeymoon flights that include a chauffeur, Roll Royce and top hotel accommodation, special dawn flights with breakfast and much more. All initiatives, all initiatives, receive champagne, champagne flutes and embossed certificates. The Mochyn high club combined strict aviation safety with its emphasis on style and sensuality. - There you go, I wonder if that's still a thing. - Jurek and they had to be seated first. And then like, - Yeah, foot, let take off. - So, imagine if you just get into your work right, there's a bit of nervous energy around, you can't blow your load, you like, fuck, it's not gonna happen. And they like, all right, seat belt sign. - Get off, seat belt sign. - Look at me say bro, do another lap, do another loop for me brother. - I wonder how that worked or they strict, oh, fucking flight attendant, knock it off. - seat belt, seat belt. - seat belt, seat belt sign. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let us know, actually, that's a good fucking topic for the trendsetters. Let us know if you're in the mile high club. - Yeah. - And what that experience is - Is anyone in the mile high club? - Yeah, let us know, ring in mile high clubbers because fucking, it'd be pretty hard to do in a domestic flight. - Yeah, it does. - Shit is a small mate. - Any sort of mile high club and I guess, random hookups. - See, it might've been easier back in the day maybe, Poo? - Well, I think there was more rain room. - Yeah. - But if you, oh, if you, there would be a bloke that's just been sitting next to a shield, sat next to some random bird. - And they just hit it off. - And they've hit it off and he's definitely fingered on mid-flight. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - That's happened, doesn't it? - Yeah, but is that mile high club? - Well, you're a mile high. - Or is it a rooton thing? - Oh, no. - I feel like you, I feel like you should be allowed in. - Have you? - Have you done a bit of fingering? - Yeah, I think anything that's a little bit naughty, you should be allowed to join. - I mean, I thought mile high club was a root. - Definitely. - I do think the core principles of it is a root. But I also want to hear about people that have had, other experiences in the air. - Yeah, and then maybe send it through. And I'll tell you whether you're in the mile high club. Have you just dry rubbed it? No, you're not in. - Yeah. - Anyway. - That's mile high club. - Come to us, trendsetters in the group. Start it. Someone just needs to comment who's in the mile high club. Tell us your stories. - This is a way. - Oh, this is a way. - Oh, no, it's fucking thing. - But someone's already answered it. - Oh, has he? - I don't know who. - He has. - Oh, here we go. So, do you have trouble making friends? No, that's good mate. - Please normal this, come. - Which of the following statements comes closest to describing your friendship? My friendship tests to be long lasting. Even when I move, I often maintain error. He's put, I have both short and long term friendships. Good on you mate. Right, third. Do you feel you make enough money to take care of your needs? He's put, I could always use more money, but I'm not in a bad financial shape. That's great. Are you currently in love? Yes. I'm assuming it's a he, by the way. I shouldn't do that. Number five, do your romantic involvements tend to be? He's ticked smooth and generally pleasurable. Pleasurable. That's good too. - Violent and emotional. - Are you satisfied with your sex life? He's put, it could be better, but it's not bad. Have you been divorced? No. Have you been divorced more than once? No. Which of the following statements would you likely, most likely to agree? He's put, I think, I've chosen a career path that will be rewarding in the long run. Do you enjoy the job you're at? Yep. Yeah, very normal, isn't he? Do you think you're a fuck-up? (laughs) No, he doesn't. Which is great. Do you get depressed? Not generally. Pick a statement, it comes closest. He said, "I feel that I have a substantial degree "of control over my life. "This place, this way." Mm. Yeah. Are you satisfied with the house you live in? Yes, very. There's some pretty negative answers that people can pick. Yeah, pretty rogue ones. That's fucking interesting though, isn't it? Those mind things, 'cause that's been in a few of them, poo, isn't it? Yeah. And there's been some very, what like, that, some of the shit that's written in some of them that we've read, there's no way in fuck. Yeah. That's a published nowadays. No. No way. We won't keep reading, and there's a heck of a-- So he scored a total of 93 out of 105? Oh, yeah. And he appears to have a phenomenally healthy mind. That's great. There you go. Good morning. Good job. Next. Next, please. Oh! You see, that's better. Yeah. It's way better. You get around a bit of that. You get nothing caught in your teeth there. It's-- I don't go much on that eyeshadow. No, but that's not really the focal point of the-- Well, you know, Regan? Regan's that big ol' beast. That's so rough. Slap and you're right in the face. Well, you can't not look at it, right? Pretty professionally edited and cropped out of that magazine, too, isn't it? Yeah. Good stuff. Oh, yeah. What are they achieving? Bit of tan line action. Yeah. Heavily tanned. Strangest photo from a weird angle, but yeah, good on him. Yeah. We got a big shot. Out of that. Shocked. Yeah, data subsurbs soul. There's a soul like no other. It's tough. Folly him out of soul has been desired for the ultimate and grip flexibility and durability. So don't be surprised. I feel like the shoes it and absorb the shock. Do you reckon many shoe brands decide to put heads in corners, but it's solid. Actually, solid. Solid old. You know how you just sort of thinking, "Added ass." They're like, "Roddo, guys, where are we going to put in marketing?" Oh, mate. Wow. Who's buying an added ass? Yeah. Yeah, definitely. And then-- Look at that. And look, the next picture is 100%. You know these guys are buying corners. The Troopy drivers. Yeah. See these? That's the old school where they had the bench seats up the side. Yep. Yeah. Nice. The Troopy back in the day would have been the ultimate shag and wagon single turn. Well, he's definitely about to-- Yeah. You know what's funny about that photo? Why? See the chemical drum and the rope? From 1987 to a land cruiser. Oh, you're kidding. He knew. He knew. He knows for-- He's a rooder. He's a rooder. He's got his woman there and he's shagging bad. And he's got his chem drum and he's rote. He's a fucking fighter. The legend lives on it even says it. Oh, that's fine. Built big, built strong, big improvements. Not a big price. Yeah. Start here, you know. So you don't know where you'll end up. The legend lives on. - Fuck yeah. - Yeah, sure. - Shout out. Next please. (imitates a dog barking) - Oh. - That's pelty. - That's fast. - She's just got all these porn mags on the floor. You can't see it in that picture. And she's actually in the others. She's just got the whole floor right is just pornos and she's feathered us to them. - Oh. - With the feathered us to them. - She's literally got built in undies with those feuds. I could just profit garden everything. - Yeah. - No. - There's the other angle of it. - She's raiding the duster. - She's raiding the pennies and maybe she's dusting them. - What? (laughing) - I ain't getting that old crusty thing in a duster. (laughing) - Dusted duster. - Oh, this is cool. - Yeah, what is it? - Underwater Scooter. - Oh yeah. - And she's naked. - And she's in the water. - And what she don't get a nipple stuck in that fucking - The aquascuda. - Oh. - Sticks to the surface, but as a handy means of propulsion for divers and swimmers alike, primarily a fun toy. 48 C.C. Petrile Motor will run for two or three hours with speeds of six kays. - Six kays. - So it's got the breed. - Oh, that looks fumble. - Oh, can we ever look into this? Can we see if the aquascuda is still a thing? - They still have underwater scooters for divers and shit. - Oh, I mean the aquascuda. - But they don't have a fucking petrol motor. (laughing) - Oh, look at that dude. - See, that's even got a breathing tube. - The aquascurcs. - Can we get a video of someone using one of them, Quinn? - Oh, that was good. - Oh yeah, we can. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Look at this, that run. Is that Ron Jeremy? (laughing) I'm a guardian. - That looks so dodgy. I can't believe that that's a thing. - I hate what's in there. - It's pretty cool. (clapping) - It's so much, it's moving, it's moving. (clapping) - It's coming. (laughing) - Oh, one, one. - It doesn't go very fast, does it? - No. (laughing) - Oh man, that is so funny. - That is fucking good. - You wanna get rid of this? - Oh Ron. - You can get one's at movie very fast now. (laughing) - Oh, that's so funny, bro. - What a ride with you, what a weapon too. - That's so funny. - Oh, good shit. - She had that at the Aqua Sky. - Aqua Sky. - What a fucking machine, a petrol motor, with a big long breather. - Let us know if you've got an Aqua Scooter. - Or if you have had one, an evit was shit. - You got a pot pot? - No, yeah. - Got a pot pot? - Nice, mate. - That's a shit looking golf buggy, but obviously, - 87 though. - Top of the line in 87. - What do we got here, Quayton? - Compact disc player. - CD player. - Yeah. - Is that a gadget? - That's a gadget. - Yeah. - Biggest single development in high, high and recent years, then you'll realize that the new top of the line, a Q phase is a quantum leap again. It incorporates fiber optics into its system in which pulses of light are the single bearers as opposed to electrical current. Fiber optics is the new push and events electronics. But if you haven't heard of, here's why, up until the release of Accu-Faze, DP80DC81 and expensive CD, would have likely set you background to grand. The Accu-Faze retails for 10 grand. - That seems pretty shit for just the disc player. - But I suppose that was the U-Beaut in 87, right? - Tell you what, those adjectives were getting me going. - No, fuck, when I was fired up there. Next, please, for John Allman. Oh, I don't know why that didn't swim around. - Yeah, King of the Road, Poo. - King of the Road, Nissen. - Oh, Nissen Navara. - Nissen Navara, Julkow. - No, we know, no, Nissen. - In the Nissen. - In the Nissen. How's that Toyota and Nissen in the same man? - The biggest engine going 2.4 liter petrol and 2.5 liter diesel, limited slift, rear differential, on all four by fours. What does that say? I'm reading on the side, give me a break. Pound steering? Oh yeah. (laughs) High ground clearance and clean. Does that say snag free under carriage? - I love a snag. - No snags in that under carriage. - A lot of the checks out heaps of snags in their under carriage. - Optimum approach. - There you go. - Beautiful. - Two-wheel drive and four-wheel drive transition, well you'd hope so. - Love that, Poo. - Power assisted front disc brakes. - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. - Come alive, come and drive. - That's it. - What do you reckon? - That's a big fella. - That was a pretty good eye-enjoyed it. Little bit missing stuff, but. - I like towels. - I'm gonna get some of the photos that weed things in the air. - I'm living in a seven. - Yep, yep. - I like it. - Side up with darts. Had plenty of different stuff, didn't it? - Did. - Had heaps of shirts and heaps of hairy pants. - The acquiscooter, the chem drum on the rope. Those sorts of things. - Give it an eight. - The acquiscooter, man. That was so funny. And he's hearing it. (mimics horn) I couldn't believe it sounded like that. - Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup. - Fuckin' that's so good. Seven? - Seven. - Seven. - Love it. - Now I can't change it. - Yeah. - Now if you got it, are you gonna pick another one, Poole, you're just gonna bring another one to next week? - No, we're not doing that at the end of each show. I'm gonna, I'm just gonna pick it and surprise ya. - Yeah. - 'Cause that way, with limited choices, that way, hopefully we don't get just a proper shitter. - Yeah, and I don't get feel like I'm rushed. - Yeah, yeah. Great tool, mate. Hey, there's something I want to touch on, though, right? I say we're not drilling everyone with everything we're doing this year. We'll just tell you as the time's right. - Mm. - There's one trip. - Oh yeah. - There's one trip in particular that Big Shitty's whole day yesterday. I think there would have been 20 phone calls. Now there's trips in the middle of the year. But Big Shitty is the project manager. I'm not allowed to have an opinion. Needless Quinn, needless any, can't. Big Shitty, what's your project, mate? - Krakenite. - Yeah. - Hey boy. - Krakenite, we're driving it. How I used to drive it, when I used to just fucking drive, from here to Camelweel, sleep, then drive the rest of the way. So that's how we're doing it. - Yeah. - We're going from Gladstone to Camelweel day one, need to be in Camelweel before nine to get fuel. Or we will miss out and fuck the whole show. - Then we will then drive Camelweel to Darwin, day two. Go and set fireworks off. Fuck loads of them. Then come on. - Fuckin' it. - I'll put no thought into the coming home. - And there's about six bikes already. Let's sort of lock down. There's going to be multiple vehicles. It's going to be fun as fuck. - Yeah. - We're even thinking about getting an honorary Camry for Big Shitty's old Camry that has made the trip many a times. Yeah. - Yeah, it should be good. - Hey, you're going to go. - Well, I have to get some tips off Chuckie. - We'll leave until two a.m. - Two a.m. - Two a.m. Oh, we're going to let, I don't think we let Quinn drive in the territory. He's bad. - Yeah. - Curbs the actual, man you all drive. Brian, Zaden. - Yeah. - No, you can have a go, Quinn. - Oh, whatever you want. - I was only kiddin'. - Traven Baron if they can. - I was only kiddin' Quinn. - Yeah, no. - So we're going to have, we'll have, bracket in Emerald. - Yeah. - Lunch in Long Beach. - Fuel it. - The clone curry? - Yeah. - Dinner at Camry Wheel. - But you're excited, aren't you mate? Like you pumped up. Well, crack a night like I, it's gonna be a fucking eye-opener. - Oh yeah. - I can't as fuck to see it. - You'll never even like Christmas after cracking on it. It's fucking so good. I'm telling ya. - Christmas is good. - Yeah, man, I'll fuck all on territory day. - I'm believe. - Like, you'll go to your kids when you get home, you'll go to kids, say, there's not come in this year, but instead, that, well, I'll take you to territory day. - I feel like I'd rather not take all my kids to that. - No, man, you're not yet. - Later in life. - Yeah. - When you crack, Santa. - I'm pumped big shitty. And he's telling me that he's gonna give me the bag that I'm allowed to pack. 'Cause that way I overpacked, fuck out everything. I like being prepared, but it's cause it's big shit and schedule and his rules. He's gonna give me a bag that I'm only allowed to take. - It's probably just gonna be a woolly's bag. - Oh, you're gonna, wait. All you're really gonna need is three pairs of footy shorts. - Yeah. - Three pairs of jocs. - Okay. - Three shirts. - All right. - Simple. - Yeah. - You might have to run. - So won't be cold. - On the way up. And on the way back. - Oh, it might be. - Okay. - It's a dead center of the year. - That's right. - We are going on, Tachy. - Yeah, look, you can put a hoodie in. - I think so, man. - Like it gets cool out long range in there. - Yep. - And I suppose. - Yeah. - It gets card in a lot of places. Yeah, you can put some warms in. - But look, I'm just gonna go big shit and style. Might never think it. You give me what I've got. - I'll give you a list. - It's your job. - Have it, I'll do your list. - All right, you do me a list. - Of what you can pack. - Yeah. - I can pick on that list what I'm gonna bring, but I can't bring anything else. - Yep. - Oh fuck. - Right, I. - Can you put a phone charger on it? - Oh, that's fine. I'm talking close. - Yeah, okay, right, I swear. - It sounds good. - You use a both getting the same list. - All right. - You're right, I. - You both. - All right. - No worries. Yeah, I'm fucking on keen mate. But no, it'll be good. There's heaps of fucking other shit too, which you'll hear about. But yeah, I just thought. Being out excited, big shitty was yesterday, making his calls and he sent through the itinerary to everyone else's noise. - Well, that's because we're going to fucking zade. We're doing no itinerary. I wasn't gonna do one. - Oh, sorry. - I knew where we were going and what we were doing. - All right, sorry. I didn't get snarky. - But I'll zade. I need no itinerary. But yeah, and I said, what? It's not on anyone. Where do we leave it? And I said, "Puckin' 3 AM can't. We'll meet you at the roundabout at Rocky." Oh yeah, well, where we go? I'm going to get fuel. I've already run the fuck! SAVE US! They're open! And we still got months. Well I'm fucking prepared, me. Yeah mate, yeah. Fucking I. Well I'm excited. Me too. Excited for a lot of things this year. Look, first one backs in the bank. We got a couple in, but the balls rolling people. We can't wait for another massive year with you guys. Yeah. If anyone's still on holidays, if fucking good on you, enjoy it, anyone who's just come back, hook in and people who didn't have holidays, fucking keep pushing through them, show you fucking did the hard yards for a reason. So yeah. And for anyone with any new goals and shit, kick their fucking ass, believe in yourself, back yourself and have a fucking crack. Otherwise you never know it'll work. That's right. That's it. And one to finish off, there was a cracky the other day, right? And I heard it like said they had summer teeth. Yeah, summer. L.A. summer, black and summer music. Yeah, that one. So I thought that was great. But yeah, love you guys. Stay out of each other. Don't. Did it, you know. That's right. Love you. Love you. (upbeat music) Yeah. (upbeat music)