Ep. 49 Tow Truck Adventures and Back To School Blues

And we're back. What's up, Ming News 30 video podcast? We're at a different angle. So I'm gonna say a gay angle or anglin. But I think it's more professional. We're like the news. Yeah, please don't rub your arm against me. Is it that close or what? No. Yeah. Welcome to the gay podcast. What's up, dude? What's been going on? Nagpod 49. I feel like we got a lot. Yeah. Oh God. We come a long way. Come a long way from our humble beginnings and our hungry beginning. You want to do our sponsors? Shout out Ziggy's text, Derby over on March lane. Victoria During. Thank you guys. The first our first bonters. Beloved of course. Ruby's lounge. Duran Aandico. I think you do two hearts working people with you. I'll be able to say there are ten kids that's fucking true. A one fire and safety. Brad and John. We heard from them. We haven't. Where are you guys? Where are you? Jenna Connor, Krabble Fabrication over on Beaver's Null or the fuck you are. I don't know. What does he do? Dismencing? It says that Connor does all types of fencing, metal building, sign, CNC work, powder coating, custom metal work, fenced staining trash, all in car ports, patios and arrowhead. I don't see that. That's what it says. I've got a I got a pro a pro bono shout out. He did go up shout out to official cuts. Oh dude, they're the best. I love Steven Miller. He's such a he's a generous motherfucker. Yeah. And so as Jose that works there alongside him, did you see they cut 93 kids here? At least they probably did 100 by now. I did 100 by now and they're working today. So yeah, so shout out to official cuts tomorrow. The first day of squelta you value his first day of school. I got lots of kids and we walking in with their backpacks with their earbuds listening to the neck pod. What's up? Listen to the neck pot or what? The official podcast. Morales junior high school. What's a cock sucker daddy? What's learning that? Neck pot or nothing, but it's kind of high on your bones up. It is kind of hot, but the thermostat says 73. Of course, I remember wait, but it does feel it's stuffy. It's stuffy. We need a fan or something. Why it usually feels so pleasant and it always feels awesome in here. What's going on? Why is it not just like stagnant? Yeah. I don't know. I hate it. Our closest fans at your house too. God dang. We're going to power through. We want to go touch it down a notch so it gets circulating. I think that's what the problem is. It's just been ambient. You're going to pause it. And this is just get up all tough. You just get up and put up. No, they're going to see me. No, okay. They'll see you're a wide angle. Wide load. [LAUGHS] Where is it here? Yeah, I'm just going to kick it down a notch or two. 73. It goes 71. Let's go 71. Oh, got to get it right in here. Got to get it right. I feel like we have a full show today. Maybe not. We can do. We can make it that way. Oh, yeah. We have that. Oh, I saw Heath Southern inded the Kalachi show. That snowflake? Yeah. Was it like they were flirting with that thing? That pretty little thing? No, she-- I haven't seen them there. Her there. Why? I think they shoot her off into the closet. That was the friendliest person at the whole snowflake. Yeah, she used to be really cool to me. Yeah. But I guess her mom or whatever her dad, whatever, is like taking care of it now. Very nice person. Very much so. We had a locker where he's like, damn, listen to your podcast. And I like looked at him with-- I was like a deer in the head like some like-- he's like Heath, Favillette. I'm like, oh, OK. Yeah. Used to be a lot more of him. Was he? Yeah. I never met him before. Yeah, they're doing a remake of Philadelphia. And Heath's going to be the stunt double. He's going to do all of the bare vaccines. Oh, God. Pro bono. Yeah. Pro bono. Shout out. Mickey Heath for listening. I give him a sticker. No, no, I think he already has one, right? You show him our new stickers. You got to come by, old G-mothers. I think we might be in business again. Put one up to the camera. And throw it up like your David Letterman. There we go. [LAUGHS] Neither one of us can bend over for enough to pick up these things. Before Gavin. What do you think about that, my new slogan for a Dessolina stuff like? What's your new-- Come for the donuts. Stay for the collucci. Oh, I like that. I like that. We should make them a-- A sticker. My God, it's both folks, you. Yeah, we should have. [LAUGHS] That's terrible. Dude, style the mustache. What's up with that? I think the people around 10 with those. It's getting cooler, too. Yeah, it is getting cooler. Style the mustache is the-- Like, yeah, a wall of waxy cocksucker. It's the man version of your tits hanging out. Yes, it is. I was about to fucking say that. It is the most noticeable thing you can do. And so women will probably notice you for good or for bad, for better or for worse, just because you have a fancy dandy wax twist tip mustache. But when other men see you most of them are like, this cucks. What are you doing? But women like it, do they like it? I don't know if they like it, but it's like every girl that's like hanging her giant breasts out of an outfit. Every man likes that, though. But I don't know if you like it. Even the ones you don't like, you're still like-- You acknowledge. You catalog. You, Jennifer, liked. Thank you. Yes. So I think that's what I think styled moustaches and like goof, like out of the norm goofball facial hair stuff is the, is the males version of big old titty thing of putting your tits out there. I've seen like the wax is like a waxy fucking. Yeah. I'd never do it. Yeah. As a brain in her air kind of looks like he's just a waxed. Because he has a wax fucking Wolverine or something. Yeah. Like a little badger. He's a Tasmanian devil. And he just got back from a fucking trip. How was your trip? It was long. The first, the way there to Cincinnati was beautiful. It was me empty seat British lady. And then when we got there, it was a bad deal because she like dropped all her shit and I was like stepping over. And then I had a piss in the middle and she was like, excuse me. I was like, get the fuck out of the way. I mean, it pissed me off. I hate these. She wouldn't move. She wanted you to crawl out. Yeah, there's foreigners like really make me mad. But she was cool. And then the one then on the way, I was a Tishikago. And then from there to Cincinnati, it was, it was a packed fuck. It was like sardines that I can. Hmm. She was mad. Did you have to have a belt extender or are you still one belt size? No, dude. I think you feel good about your side. I had plenty. Yeah. But the girl next to me, she's a black girl. She's big. Smaller than me, but she needed a wheelchair. Really? I think that's a scam. And the, uh, I don't know. She was scam. It seems that the African American females and all genders of Indians are the masters of getting these wheelchairs and old Chinese people. I was looking at, I was like, is it true that Indians like on the wheelchairs, but there were any Indians in the wheelchairs? I feel like there's always like some old Asian person that like Mr. Miyagi style that like, you know, they could beat everyone up with Kung Fu, but they're getting pushed around. They're just conserving energy for when they need to save the day. What are they gonna make the noodles or what? I thought it was because they get on first and come off first. But I've been feeling a lot of responsibility on this podcast, being that we're the La Vos Day you all day. No, I didn't. You weren't. La Vos Day. You Val Day. You weren't. You weren't. You weren't. Not Emas. That's too much Spanish. It's too much Spanish. Too much English. But I'm feeling we have a lot of responsibility, you know. What are you talking about? We were starting to get this huge listener base. Oh my God. No, this is when we got to buckle down and into, you know, I feel obligated to offend everyone. I don't wanna just be like, I don't wanna be like, oh we're just picking on the Kalachi man over at the trench. I mean, the donut shop, you can't expand your head. Everyone. I wanna make sure everyone knows that they're an Ann under the microphone. No, dude, because that's magnifying us. You're gonna put us in a different thing. I think we have to take it slow. I know you wanna attack people. There will be a time for that. Maybe in about five years. I feel like we're getting a broad audience and I don't want anyone to think they're safe. We are just as likely to make asses of ourselves as we are to attack you. And that's what the great thing about the Neck Cut is is we don't discriminate. We love to hate. everyone and everything. - And we don't really hate you. We're just like, do you? - Yeah, it's just flavor of the week. We'll forget about you next week. We don't, we don't care. - You're like the skin tag in my leg. You fall off. Down the drain, you go. - Yeah, but. - Adios. - Yeah, see you next on the other leg. - Oh, I just got stuck in the drive through it, the Herodera. What if I can truck bad? - That while it was running? - No, I shut it, I usually shut it out 'cause it's so loud. - Shut it off the water. - And then I turn it back and then went, "Cackackack, fuck." So I got out and I was pushing, and I didn't have any shoes on. And I pushed it with so awkward. And this guy wouldn't, the guy in the car behind me wouldn't move. He was like, "What the fuck?" And I'm like, "Get out of the way." Finally, he understood and he got out and helped me push. And I was like, "Who am I gonna call my parents "round the town?" I called the tow truck guy to jump me. He's at church. So I'm like, "Chunk." I gotta call Chunk. Hello, Chunk. He's like, "I'll be right there two minutes." He was right there and he helped me. - Chunk to the rescue. - To the rescue. He wanted, "Shut up!" He took me to your house and I grabbed that red truck and just got all my tools and started working on it. - Nice. Is it still at here at Arab? - Yeah. - Oh, we need to go get it after this. - Yeah. It's, I just need a couple of wires, but it should just fire right up. - Yeah. - Should we just fire it up and bring it over the shop? - Yeah, oh yeah. It'll fire up. I think I know what's wrong with it. - Well, I think I have all the wire in my truck to fix it. - Always something, bro. - Oh, Ty, we'll figure it out. I'm not gonna lie. - Thank you, Chunk. - What's up? - If I just, when you're describing that story, I feel like that's something that Martin Pits would videotape and send to me. Like a, - I'm excuse me. - Look at this fat bear footed. (laughs) My idiot pushing his truck in the, in the driveway line. - He would do that. - He would and guess what I would do. - I would laugh and I would shoot something back like this mother. - It was fine. It wasn't that bad. It took me like a minute to push it out. - My feet were beat up though. I'm like, - Oh, these damn little fucking gravel pieces of shit. - Why would you go anywhere bear footed? That's like the epitome of laziness to me. - Put on some trucker flop. - You know, it's funny. I thought about putting shoes on them like, nothing's gonna happen. I'm just gonna go there and get my hood come back. Nothing will ever happen. - What'd you get, boy? - Nothing. I just, I ordered and then I died and I pushed it out in the, pushed it out of line and let it go. - You never went up to claim your prize. - Sorry guys. That's part of the rule. - That's dirty. If I die in your drive-through and you don't help me, I'm not paying for my food. - And you're just out there working on there. You're treating their parking lot like it's O'Reilly's. - Yeah, pretty much. - Didn't go get your food. - Oh, I want to, but I got your truck and I want to make Don Lutz. And they're like, "We're not serving breakfast." I'm like, "Give me the lunch, cock suckers." I'm fucking hungry. - Oh my God, it's dirty. - What? - Yeah. - No, that is, that is in their best interest to come outside and help you. - Yeah. - But I don't think they care. - Man, I don't care. They didn't care if that I ordered and didn't pay. There's like, is Julio gonna eat it? And let him give it to Julio, the chef, he'll eat it. - He'll eat it. Got the wrong. - Because like three dollars to make. - What was it, Nachos? - No, it was the pancakes. And what we know, the pancakes cost like, what, five cents to make? - Yeah. - I feel like that's like the dirtiest, like, cookie monster pant, American move ever is to order pancakes to go. Like you've been served smelling some of a bitch. - Get your breakfast inside or wait till lunch. I'm against it. - If you get pancakes to go, anything that requires syrup to go, I hate you. - It is a dirty move, but I gotta do it sometimes. - I'm sorry. - The only thing. - And I thought I didn't get it. So there you go. - Oh, there you go. - With its gods way of telling me, it's not your time. It's not your time, but it sounds like we got something to do after the show. - Yeah, we got something to do. Oh, what else you gotta do? - I don't know, did you see this week that we were discovered by the other, the ventriloquist of you all day? - Oh, the ventriloquist dummy. - With a like-- - Moncolovio. - Is that her? - Yeah, Moncolovio crew. - Moncolovio crew. Oh god. - You remember that guy that used to come to this school? - Yeah, he's like, "Oh, my clooooooom!" - What is he saying? He's like, "I gotta shiiiit, what was this thing?" - I can't remember what it was. - Oh, it was a more wholesome book. - It was more wholesome. - Yeah. - Yeah, but we were getting attacked on all the front train. Like thanks to you. - Yeah, we got multiple. - I thought it was just a cute little show. And now we're attacking people like the chess match. (laughing) - It kinda made my day that we'll explain what happened. - So we are the newest, most original La Vos De Uvalde. - I'll say. - You more. - You more. - You more. And while we do try to focus on accurate information, we are also committed to entertaining information. - Yes. - With a touch of humor. - Yeah, it's kinda a touch. - And the other La Vos De Uvalde see battle. - See, like the very untalent of them. - Is, she's, I would say, it's like the Southern border version of what are those characters on South Park that just have the, that are from Canada with the heads? - Like, you're making a difference. - Yeah, what a, - Who's can I use? - Yeah, but they have names on the show. - Oh, Sticky and whatever. - Tucker and something. Anyways, and that's what she does. - Yeah, she's just a, she's a chattering little fucking freak. - But, but, I watch. - I'm proud of you. - I know, she's under your skin. - No, no, no, no, no. I, I get some of my information from her reporting. - Oh, you do. - And I know, because I can tell, I am informed enough to know that a lot of times that she's crossed the facts or the names are as confused. And I know that. - Yeah. - And I say, "Oh, well, this is just a confused person that wants to be knowledgeable and, and, you know, she, it's coming from, I think it's trying to be good, good natured, - She's not, she's not being incurious. Like, she's actually, she wants to help and like, - Right, but, but, doesn't really understand well enough to, - Yeah. - To accurately communicate. - And, but, - Her heart's in the right place. - She's very diligent about attending meetings and asking questions and doing stuff. So, there's always some gems of wisdom or information. I wouldn't say wisdom, but information, that's in there. But there's also a lot of misinformation. And, because the platform is Facebook, I think it fits perfectly. - Do you think she's like editorializing a lot or what? - Mm-hmm. - But, like, she puts her own spin on that. - We have a couple of times kind of, poked fun at her. - Yeah, I mean, this is a-- - And, she called me a racist on Facebook, not to long ago. - Yeah, but, - In a funny way, like I'm not going around like hating people. - No, no, no, you do this a joke. - And, like, trying to get someone. - Yeah, no, no, no. - Um, but if there is a stereotype that will walk all its way to a laugh, I'm in. I'm committed to that. - What are you talking about? - I'm just talking like-- - Oh, in generality. - Yeah, in generality. - In generality. - Okay. - But, anyway, she called me a racist on Facebook. And then, like, I don't know. It was just a weird-- - Just like off the cuff? Like, she got a weird exchange. - She's like a weird exchange. - Um, this is a while back, wouldn't it? - Yeah, it's been a while back then. - And I've forgiven that. I actually don't even remember what happened. I've forgotten that. - Your kiss made up, or what? - But I do like to kind of poke the bear now. - But, so way I treat this individual, it was when I was a kid, there were certain alleys and streets that you rode down. And you knew there was some little dog that would just go, "Ape shit." - That's true. - And so when you would have ride down that street or that alley, you would get a stick. And then you would drag it along the chain link just to make the dog going completely insane. - That's a miracle. - That is. That's a ride of passion. - That sure is. - And this is my grown-up Chihuahua. - Oh, God, yeah. - I like to just drag a little stick by. Give a little poke. - Facebook style. - Yeah, Facebook poke. - Bring the poke back to Facebook. - They don't have the poke anymore. I need the poke. I don't want to like a poke. - I'm a Facebook for pedophiles. (laughing) - For you to poke, you get 13-year-old poke. - Oh, we go fuck. What is this guy want? (laughing) - So anyways, we were, and that's what's funny is we didn't become on, our podcast apparently was not on her, her eyes and until this week and so. - Shout out, thank you. - It was funny to see some of the, we kinda had a little back and forth, nine, like no name. - It was like, yeah, it was like a dog sniffing each other's ass like, we know you are. - Yeah, we know that you know that we know. - Right. - Which is kinda funny. - And it was kinda funny. - Yeah, she didn't like go crazy. I think she knows, she knows how to play the game. - She's a master of the game. I will say that. - What game that is, is it, is it game worth playing? Probably not. - Should we have her on as a guest in Unite? - La Vosis. - Day of all. - I'm called E. - He more, he less. - Yeah, yeah, we could have a run. - Okay, have your mom call her. - I want a noir. - She can set on some point. - I think she knows of her. I think she's younger than my mom. - Really? We like by like five or four or five years. Yeah, I'm not calling her eat color. (laughing) - What the fuck do I got to call her? - I think it's, what's that deal when you grew up and you valley that everybody would tell you that you say the name three times and flesh the mirror, Bloody Mary. - Oh, yeah, Bloody Mary. - Did you ever do that? - She's scared, but. - Diana, Diana, Diana. - She shows over there in the mirror. (laughing) - What are we talking about here about the fucking chamber commerce? - You won't be able to talk about anything with her. She'll just talk over. It would be a, it would not. The way we had to do it is, do a show and then say we're gonna have 15 minutes for you to come. I don't know, maybe it would be discourse, but. - Maybe that's our new, we'll have a guest, first 15 minutes, kick him off and do the rest of the show. - I do like the thought of starting with a guest for 15 minutes and then tell him, yeah, how to go. So we can talk to you about you. - Yeah. We were gonna do that with Victoria, but not like that way. We wanted to have our show have her on and then finish up. This way we're like getting him on, getting him out. - Yeah. - So, you know. - She don't know. - So what about hate or tolerate? That's her new segment. So style of mustache is, do we hate or do we tolerate? - Tullerate? - Yeah. - So we tolerate. - It's like Titi's hanging out. Hate or tolerate. I'm gonna say I love her. - I love her. - I'll lock it, I'll lock it. I'll lock. (laughing) So we're going, I was going on my flight. My mom was like, my mom is in San Antonio. She took me to the airport. She's like, where do you wanna go eat? And I was like, gotta go to the island. - Shout out. - And now you like it? We gotta go. She's like, let's go. Give me my purse. So we grab your stuff and head it on out. See the island. That place is fucking good, dude. - I like it. - Did it Kalamari's pretty fucking good. - I've never had it. - It's good. - I never had it. I usually just stick to the front shrimp. The big ones. - What do you call them? - The colossal shrimp. - I got the platter, whatever it was good. - Hmm. - A lot of stuff. - Oh, I do like that little stuff crab thing. - Yeah, dude. - Ooh. - I could, this is so much food I couldn't finish at all. That's a lot of food. - It's a lot of food. (laughing) - And so you went to Cincinnati, you got in-- - Cincinnati. - And you stayed close to the airport. - I said, where is the arch of Cincinnati? And they said, that's insane, Louis. And I said, well, what do you have in Cincinnati? And they said, Anderson Ferry, the oldest operating fair in America. (imitates a little bit) - Did you go to the fair? - No. They just told me about it. - Oh. - It was Anderson Ferry. - Oh. - The oldest operating fair in America. - Damn. - Sorry. - The cool, I guess. - It's an oldest operating fair in Newvalde. - Willie Edwards. (laughing) - I'm kidding, Willie. - Shut up, damn. - Shut up. - Coach. - Shunk Teddy's who saw Willie at his house today. I guess they do like a little round table every Sunday. They get together. - I think they're kind of neighbors now that Shunk's living over by his dad or whatever. - Yeah. - Where does Willie live? I thought Willie lived in Montel. - I think sometimes. - Sometimes. They've run him out of there though. - Are they named that Montel after Montel Jordan? ♪ This is how we do it ♪ - And they just sit by the river. - Yeah. (laughing) - This skipper rocks across it. - Shout out, Coach. - The ceiling is full of old people though. - Oh god, there's so many. - Yeah. - It's good though. - And their tea is good, but I think it's-- - It was fantastic too. - I think it's fake tea. - What do you mean? - I think it's Coca-Cola on that tea. - Oh, maybe that's why I like it so much. - And they had it hooked up to the bag, but you feel like you're drinking tea. - What is fucking good, dude? - But it's fake tea. - It's the one that have like a McDonald's. - Yeah, like the gold peak or the lip-den or the gold peak. I think. - You know that cancer tea, I love it. - It is a good tea, I will say. - Oh, and then it was after five o'clock in Chicago and I was like, I'm gonna get a drink. - Let me get a Moscow meal. - I'm gonna get a 26 dollars. - Airport. - For one drink. - They don't fuck around with those airport drinks. - They really don't. 26 dollars. - They're high dial and Chicago is exponentially worse. - Oh, yeah. - Like everything just costs more. - But they did have the bar right next to my gate. I did like that. - There you go. - Yeah. And they won't let me take it on. I chucked it right there. Everyone's like, yeah. - Had you a little Moscow meal, did you? - I had a piss on the plane, everyone's all pissed off. I think it out of the way. - You like drinking at airports. So you get nervous on flights or you're just something to do. - I was like, it kind of buzzed, yeah. But what I didn't like was that bartender was like, yeah, when I go on my trips, I'm like, you're making the money going trips? I don't like that. - Everybody's entitled to vacation, but it's my vacation. That's a bulky move. If I can, you're a chef and you go on trips. You're a bartender. I was writing them off too because he's going to other restaurants. - It's a cool, it's an Uncle Sam's that I can go to this restaurant right now. - Look how sucker you days do it. - We're paying for his traveling. - Oh my God. - Our tax dollars. - That's funny. - Yeah. - Are we recording it? Oh yeah, I think we are. - I hope so. - No one in the camera. - Shout out. - Shout out. Thank you guys for watching. - So does he had an uppity bartender? - Yeah. - Some dumbass. - Shytown, hey? - Yeah, shytown. I didn't, I've been to Chicago before. I've only driven, I've never driven through. I've never been to the airport. That, Sears Tower is the real deal, bud. - It's being, I've been to the top of that restaurant. - Maybe. - I am. - Do they have the glass? - They do. - Oh. - In that lake, God damn it. It looks like the fucking ocean. - Man, where did I go? - I went to Duluth, Minnesota, which is on one of the lakes. And I can't remember what you were here maybe. - Yeah, I think so. And it's wild. - Just those lakes, those great lakes are insane. - The Muslims are here. Can't wait to throw our toilet paper in there. (laughing) - I listened to the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald today. - What's up? - It's a song by Gordon Lightfoot. You would know it if you were here. - Oh, okay. - But it's about a coal ship that is in the great lakes that wrecks and the whole crew dies. And you should play a little bit of it. - I was having, I was driving home with me and a couple of the kids and we were taking turns playing songs. And so I'm older and I know more songs. So I would do the most asshole things. I would think of the longest songs I could think of. Like Dominic Lee and his American pie, like 17 minutes. - Oh, yeah. - The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is ridiculously long. - A horse in their name by America. - Yeah, long. - I don't know. - Probably. - Probably. But they didn't get what I was doing. They would play a new song, which is three minutes. Like a long song nowadays, four minutes. - That's a long. - It's a long song and a lot of them are sub three minutes. Some of them are even two and a half or two. - They just need those old quick bangers and they're out of their. - And so I was dropping some old school just ballads that last forever. - Like Bohemian or Rhapsody. - Yeah, and for they never got it, they're just in their own little world and bastard. - Did they have their headphones in or what? - No, no, we were just, one of them was doodling on our iPad and the other one was just staring out the window. - Waiting for her turn to play the music. - I love that staring out. I used to go past the fields, like the corn fields. And you see the little legs, I'm like, "I feel like somebody's running." - Yeah, then get car sick. - Yes, sir. Shout out. - Shout out, car sick. Oh God, oh yeah, do there so many Muslims in the airport? I'm like, we don't want the Muslims in the airport, but they all work there now. - There I don't know. - Is a ton of Muslim women working at airports? - I thought it was, that would be like, "Haram." - I don't guess so. - I guess not. I think they can just rationalize anything in that religion. But yeah, I saw that and then some lady was like yelling at her son, like she was a Muslim and I was like, "What the fuck? I thought the guy could tell you what to do." - I don't get an Americanized, but. - I got Americanized. - That's the one thing I feel that Islam is going to have a hard time overcoming. - Is the American part of it? Like, their kids are going to get old enough to go, but we'll fuck this. - Right. - Yeah. - Yeah. Because at least the, and this is my opinion 'cause I haven't been there, but to me, the Amish state tied in their community. And they lose a percentage. I don't know if it's single digit percentage or double digit percentage, but it's not enough to decimate them. Like the, the, the community seem to remain sustainable. I think they facilitate the loss of some to like, to keep it like low. - You know what I mean? - And I, you know, but they, they keep themselves kind of isolated or separated from the outside world. - Yeah, they sure do. - And the, and the Islam from what I can see and what I understand of it, they come into the center of a city and then they kind of get a neighborhood and keep expanding. And it's really hard to keep all that outside influence out because you, you are still them on minority. - Well, my nephew's like, he, he was a much, a school of much a Muslim, a San Antonio. Look at that bud. Look at me bud. - I'm Muslim, let's go. - And he's like, yeah, they got hosts too. They got host, like a guy, guys or dogs and whatever, he's like, they're just like us, but they're Muslims. I think they came over here expecting to do one thing and they get here and they're just like everybody else. - They assimilate. - Yeah. - Which is okay, I guess. - It's always, the young people assimilate. It's just the old, funny duties, the grandmalls and the strict uncles and the crazy aunt that don't do that shit. - That's true. - Like, for work, I think everyone's liberal there, and they heard that? - I don't know. - Yeah. - I don't know. - Kierce. - Our pod is for the people of Evalde. - Shout out, you've helped me. Have you ever watched your videos or no? - I watched a little bit of one the other day. - What was your favorite part? - I don't know, I have one. - All the hard work. - Are you putting into it, you cock suck. - You are putting some work into it. - Yeah, that's good. What? - Well, I was gonna think of, I was trying to think of something and you got me thinking, the video you said we're getting more engagement or we're getting more downloads. - We get like three times as many. It's crazy. - Yeah, damn, we're famous. - People like watching your show. Shout out. - Shout out. - But you really do like it, dude. - I like that. - Yeah. - I like that. - It took me forever, though. When I was in Cincinnati, I was trying to edit, and their internet was worse than here at Starbucks. It couldn't even, I couldn't even do it. It took nine hours to get it on, to upload. - I thought you don't have a hotspot on your phone. - I didn't wanna use my data. - Why? - You used to use it all the time on your truck, all the time now you're hoarding it. It's like McDonald's points. - You can't get it. - What's wrong with that? - It goes away, you don't get to stockpile it. - It's a lot, though. I didn't wanna use them all on my gigabyte. See, do you know what my gigabyte said is? Seven, that's like, and then we got like 25. - For a month. And you have one and one fucking dump. - Now you have Wi-Fi at your house and here. - On the road, though. - But you're not that often on. - I guess. - That's why you were here. - People, why are you more like it? - For not doing this? - I don't know. - Yeah, he cooked it. - Is it getting easier to do the videos? - Yeah, it is. It'll take me, I'll probably get, I can probably get the video done tonight. - Just y'all know, you heard it here. - But do people care that I put the pictures in there? They just want the straight video. - I think the pictures are funny. - Yeah, I think they are. But that takes forever, dude. - I believe that. - I'll do the pictures for you guys. - Yeah. - It'll take me about three hours, but I'll get it done. - We don't have to, but it's up to you. - No, I like doing it. It's just very tedious. - So. - It's like watching In-Laws and Edabounds. - Shout out. - I'm just kidding, I like those guys shows. - I've been trying to engage with our friends at In-Laws and Edabounds on their Instagram. - Oh, I know, I like all the videos. - Yeah, I'm keeping up with them through their clips on Instagram. - Mm-hmm. - 'Cause I don't, I don't actually listen, but I'm going to, it's on my list. - I can't. - I don't really listen to my family. - It's too much sports, I'm like, "Dad, are they talking about anything else?" - But the other day, their fault that our little AI generated fly was like, we're gonna talk about gambling and sports. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - Okay, well then we're in. - Gambling. - We're in. - So. - Are they talking about like Wild West history? - That'd be in. - We have to, I gotta get somebody to do a better job on our social media. - Which part? Oh, like the, are the Instagram? - Mm-hmm. - Who's gonna take every get me? - Maybe. We should talk to her. I think that would fit. - So too. - That would fit. - Yeah. - Because what happens is-- - I mean, like, we've got more edgy or what? - I will post something on Instagram that's essentially an inside joke for only three people. - Yeah. - And-- - You do do them. - And I will do that consistently over and over again. - Yeah. - Why do you do that? - 'Cause I don't care. - Well, you should care, this is our show. - I know, and we don't have horizons. - We need to get some more engagement and interaction on social. But now that we have the videos, I think Gabby could maybe clip us up a little, a little tootledoo. - Are you good at what, you didn't want to watch and like see what we could clip. Or you don't think you'd be a good judge for that? - No, I don't know about that. - Yeah, I don't know. That's how I was like, "How do I make a clip? "How do I know what's good?" - Yeah. 'Cause if we just have the videos, then we could make the clips just for our Instagram. - Yeah. - We don't have to do the video clips and the, you know what I'm saying on the Spotify. - We don't have to do the whole episode? - No, no. So what I'm saying is you post the video without doing the edits or adding the clips. - Uh-huh. - And the clips will actually just literally clip the video and post those to social. Like Facebook or Instagram. - But who decides what clips go on there? Gabby. - Anyone can. - Oh. - Yeah. - Okay. I think I put it on YouTube. - It's up to you, bud. I don't know how to do it. - I think we get a lot more views. I'm doing YouTube tonight. As soon as I jump my truck at the fucking Mexican restaurant with your shoes on, hopefully. - With my shoes on, bud. I've been watching Deadwood again. I told him something. - You've been talking about it, yeah. I want to start it, but I just don't watch TV though. - Do you think that calamity Jane might have actually had Tourette's and history? - Is that what it was in the show? - No, she's just a filthy mouth drunk. Her maffordite. She could have been fake and they could have made it all up. - But she's, her legend is so large that she's believed to have existed. - Like Jesus. And if she did exist and the stories are true, I'm thinking she might have just had Tourette's 'cause she's just foul mouthed, belligerent. - Yeah, on the show, Deadwood. - And people didn't know, like maybe they just assumed she was a drunkard and really she just had Tourette's and she was just screaming and cussing at everybody. - It's right's even real. - Yeah, I think it is. I think it is. - I've never met anyone with Tourette's though. - I think it's, there's some versions of it where you don't cuss, you're just like, real like twitchy. - Twitchy. - Yeah. - What I'd say at one time, but I was like, I was have to scratch my balls. - I've put like on the Steve, was his name Jerry Springer? They would have them come on and discuss. - I have a blast or whatever. - So Jerry Springer used to have some fire. - It was good. - He's dead, right? - It was worth missing school. - Price is right, warm up. - Yeah. - And then boom Springer. - I like Springer. - It's probably the best thing on like daytime TV. But he's dead now, right? - Whatever happened to Oprah. Yeah, I think he's dead. - She's a lot. - Does she have AIDS? - No. - Did she turn white? - No, no, she just had a magazine called O. - I never see her anymore. - Yeah, I think she's hanging out with a bomb all the time. I can't let that. - How is she a billionaire known as a magazine? Nobody even gets magazines anymore. Texas Month, he's the only magazine I know people get. - Do they still get sexist monthly? - I get it here. - You do? - I do. - Where is it? - I'm the tagger. - Okay. - I want to read. Is it real like, it's a liberal rank? - And kind of, it's a bit good too. - It's okay. - 'Cause that's Texas stuff, you know, we're to get barbecue. - Yeah, that barbecue thing, they really, that's, I think that's where they hang their head on that barbecue stick. - That's their whole stick. - Texas Monthly, number one. And then fucking Ernest is like, I'm the best in the whole world. - And he probably is. - Yeah. - Where we could be here in Evalue. Chuck gets assing gear. What do you think about that, bud? - We need to get Chuck and Joe Tom and open our own waffle house. - Nice. - What are we gonna call it? - Tortilla house. - No, but we need to have a waffle, bud. - We can have a waffle on the menu. - But their waffles at Waffle House are so good. And they're the same, every where you go. - They had the one in DeSoto, and I had the one over in Cincinnati, and there was the same fucking meal. - They ever get the Pekon waffle? - Now I always get peanut butter. That's the best. - They put it in there? - They had the little peanut butter, like Hershey kisses. (mimics - I never even heard of that. - You never heard of it, bud. It's good. That's the best one. - Pekon. - I get the Pekon. - Yeah, you like nuts. (laughs) - Pekon with sexual, which is just fine. - I agree. - And they were started to buy two veterans. Thank you for your service, - I almost thought you were gonna say Jews. - No, they were white guys. They were Southerners too, wasn't it? - Thank you. - But they've only been a ransom. - It's like for the 50s. - Thanks so. - That's crazy. I think Waffle House, I'm like, they must have been gone since the 20s, I think. - Yeah. - I think the guy started with herb or burnt. - Herb, herb, herb, - It was like Todd Rogers and Herbert Hancock or something. - Something. Herb's chili. - Or birds, chewing. - Oh, chili. That's kind of like chili. It was fucking good. I loved it. I wanted to get it two days in a row. It's just spaghetti with chili on it, right? Yeah, and my Uber driver's like, you know, was that made by some Greek cocksucker. He did say cocksucker, but he's like Greek baster or whatever. And I'm like, really? Yeah. But it's good. I'm like, it was good. It was delicious. I wanna try it. And they give you two giant bags of cheese like this big. Just big ol' grated cheese. And my Uber's like, I eat all the cheese, but God damn, I can't shift for a week after that. I'm like, I believe it. So I was fucking cheese. You just have just a dirty Uber driver, too. Yeah, Terry, shut up, Terry. He was telling me about his little exploits. He's like, gonna pick up a tow truck. He's like, you wanna buy a car? I'm like, what kind of car is it? He's like, I'll show you to you. And he's parked for my house and he really drove. off the highway to his house and showed it to me. It's like a '01 X Tara, I didn't have a motor. And I'm like, "I can't buy it, I don't have a motor in it." It was so weird. - Dude, I think everybody, me included, our audience wants to hear more Ox Adventures button. - This is gold. - And he would tell me, he's like, "This used to be a sundown town, a sundown town you know what that is." I'm like, "Yeah, I guess when the black people can hang out at night," he's like, "Exactly." It's like, "Well now we got a bunch of fucking quarter-mallens." So that's not the window, I'm like, "Okay." - Are the Guatemalans good or bad? - Shout out Ludlow Kentucky. He said they are all on public assistance, so they're not good. - I find, so this is my personal opinion on I'm making a lot of assumptions here on the Guatemalans. They're on the public assistance, and that's like a blanket statement from the Terry the Uber driver who's been there his whole life. - He grew up there and lived there so long. - And it's probably accurate. However, they are on public assistance, but I would be willing to wager that the Guatemalans are doing the jobs that nobody else is showing up to do. - Yeah, they're not doing the pouring, the concrete, the framing, the houses. - With those cars, they're doing in Ludlow, Kentucky. They look like Boston, they're real tiny little, and they're no yarders like, I don't know where they're building these fucking houses up. - I don't know. - Maybe in a remote. - Or in a fixing stuff. - In Cincinnati, that's where they're building all the houses. - But I'm assuming that's what they're roofing, they're repairing the roofs, the water normally. - Yeah. - Who's doing the cheap labor? - And so at some point, they're on public assistance, but the public kind of needs to prop these tradesmen up because no one else is doing it. What are you just gonna have a fucking hole in your roof? - That's true. - I think there's always more to the story, but it's easy to, I think, be like, fuck those guys. - I'm always on the side of a fucking, that's carcass. (laughing) You don't need them. You don't need them. - Oh, then he was like, he was like, I was like talking about the chili, and he's like, "Age from Mexico and place down here." It's kind of spicy, and I was like, you're a fucking pussy, Terry. Spicy jalapeno, he's like, they could take a couple of the seeds out. This is the chili capital of the world. And they're scared of jalapeno seeds? - Dude, I really liked Louisville when I was up there. Oh, Louis. - Oh, Louis. What's great in Louis? - I just, it was a cool old town. - Yeah, it's cool. - It was the second Catholic diocese in America. So I believe the first one was kind of-- - Maryland probably. - Yeah, and then it came, it was New England, and then they came to Louisville. - Kentucky, huh? - Yeah. Bowling Green, I spent the night there, though that's a nice tune. - What was it? - I went, I came in at night, and there was a, I was having a basketball game, and I was like, "Man, these houses are nice, they're gonna have a basketball game." It's kind of rough. Everyone there was white. And I was like, "What? "A basketball game and everyone there's white "and even in the audience?" It was crazy. - What kind of basketball? - It was like a night basketball game. - The league. - Yeah. It was so weird. I think Bowling Green is like, I think they're like keeping that for the white people. - Damn. - He should move their butt. - Maybe so. - It's super nice. In the hotel, I say that was nice, and I had a bunch of tires on my truck. I was like, "Oh, they don't steal them." No one stole them. I only looked at my truck. - I had a meeting on Friday and was talking just, future big picture and talking about opportunities and places we should, you know, there's some markets I would like to enter and so I'm talking to these people in there, said, "Well, we would advise you "of staying out of a few markets." So essentially, California, if you wanna go work in California, you don't need to be working with us, 'cause we don't. - Kesson, California, you heard you. - And I said, "Well, we don't, "at this time we're not pursuing any opportunities "in California. "We're also scared of California." - For the Indians, yeah. - So I said, "Okay, we're good there." And so what other places are on your list of you would advise against going? He said, "I would advise against not setting up "permanently in these states, "but if you needed to work there, that's fine, "but maybe not put a physical presence there." And I was like, "Okay, what are they?" And he said, "Pensalvania." Oh, no, he said, "Obviously New York City." And that's just a miniature Chicago or New York. He said, "So New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio." And I said, "Damn, 'cause I'd really, "the Pennsylvania Ohio is kind of a region I'd like to be, "but when I said that, I said, "You know, I've always sought on Brother B, "and maybe I'm a Kentucky guy." - You're right there in Kentucky or West Virginia. - At the Kentucky is the jewel of the Midwest. - I agree. - Is it the Midwest? - It might as well be. - I'm calling it Midwest. - Although I think, someone called me a wetback with him. But that's fine. - Were you barefoot, put in your car through a Mexican driver? - They didn't attack me. They were just like, "Do you fucking wetback, "talk so cringos like you?" - Yeah, like just a friendly way. - Yeah. - Yeah, like that. - What is the greatest movie ever is that Clint Eastwood movie with the barber and the Chinaman? - Oh, "Grantrina." - Yes. - As a Chinaman? - But he's not even like a Lao-Sooner. - I was a monk or a homonger. - A homonger. - Yeah, yeah. - I feel like the homong is, that's like the muzzle, what's gonna happen with a lot of muzzle on the mirror. - You're gonna get a bunch of fucking clocks. - Kill each other, exactly. - Yeah. - So. - You like that movie? - Yeah, I think it's a great movie. - There's one of his better movies. - I went and saw that in a movie theater. - You did? - And I was laughing so hard. People were, I'm the only person who was laughing. - He was like, "Kate Peer." - Yes. - Yeah. - I was like, "Oh, shit." - I'm belly laughing to the point of hyperventilating in that show and no one else laughed and everyone was staring at me. - It is funny when they just, like he lights him up with those racial epithets. - Yes. - But I get it. He's a good dude. He's just hard to win over. - Yeah. I like that about him too. - Yeah, that's my favorite thing about anyone. Is I want you to be hard to win over. I want you to be worth winning over. - I like to win other people over. I'm gonna care of to be one over. I like to win people over. - Fair enough. - Like when I first met you, and you were a some virulent racist, I was like, "I gotta win this guy over." He hates Mexican, and he lives here. I got to, and then that word, doing the show together, shout out. - Down out. That's not true. - And did we meet seventh grade? - Asshole. - Oh, dude, I called you the day you're hanging out with your mom. I feel like I rubbed off on you. - It was I hanging out with my mom. - Yeah, you're like, "I'm on my mom's." So I'm like, "Oh, good for you." - Oh, I was over there. I was having dinner or something. - Good for you. - Yeah. - What about these stickers? You're trying them out. - I got a bunch of stickers in. - Go back down, go back down. - Keep going. Okay. - Oh yeah, I went too far. - I went too far, but. - What stickers? - Oh, the new ones. - Yeah, I gotta, I need to check the mail here 'cause I think there's even more stickers. - Nice. - But I gave them to a couple of the kids. It was like, passies out. - He did. - I was like, "Oh God." I gave him to my nephew. I, he, I offended the bathroom. He was like, "They're in the corner." He was like, "Oh, fuck." (laughing) - Shout out. - So you think they're gonna pass them out? - No, they'll be in bears. But my son did put one on his lunch box and the other kids put them on their like iPads or whatever. - Add a boy, add a girl. - Yeah. - That's nice. You think people, we're gonna know, you gotta let me know when people, they're like, they've been talking about you on the podcast. - What do you mean? - Like, they've been like, the kids that's going to be talking about the podcast. So my son is gonna, he's, he's coming straight up you all day. - Shout out. - He's coming to school and at Morales, junior high. - Junior high. - Junior high. - I've been giving him a hard time that he's going to have to join a gang. - Yeah, he's gonna be like that movie. - Yeah. - What's that name for the meekloat? (laughing) - So you're the fool who dusted the spider? (laughing) - Oh God. - That's the best movie ever. - I don't think I've ever seen one. - Plotting hot out is the best movie ever. - I've only seen like the first 15 minutes 'cause I'm like, I don't care. - Ah, it's so good. I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna get the whole family together tonight before school. That's gonna be the back to school family movie. - I'm gonna watch it in my room in my pipe. - Yeah, shout out. - Shout out. - So yeah, my son's going to the junior, I've been giving him a hard time and I made him cry yesterday making fun of him. - Shout out. - And everybody was like, I'm an asshole. I was like, yeah, I guess so. What would you make him cry about? - I don't know, he did something and then I was. - My dad would make me cry all the time with a belt. - Teasing him. - Oh, just teasing? - Just teasing. - I would have welts. - I hung out with my whole family yesterday. I didn't go to work. I worked for my phone yesterday, which was Saturday. And I spent the day hanging out with my family. So there's seven of us total counting me. And I think, I don't know. I think I made five people cry. I didn't mean to. - What the fuck are you doing? Why? - Even including your wife. - Yes. - We all went and saw the, I don't know. - Did you go see the Odyssey? - Yeah, we all went and saw the Odyssey together. I thought it was great. - Good. - The other kids, the younger they got, the less they loved it. - Yeah, they're all amicure. - Yeah. and it's a long movie, so it was a long time for them to sit there. - Is it three hours? - Yeah. But it was, I thought it was really good. - Give me a 90 minute movie and I'm out, right? As a perfect time, 90 minutes. - I enjoyed this movie yesterday. And I enjoyed it so much, I would go see it again today. I would have gone and saw it again last night to rewatch it. - Let's go after a work time, but I don't. - I don't even have time today. - I'm not a part of it, but. - I put a hole in the bottom. (laughing) - Ah, that's dirty. - Okay, so you went on the movie and you made these kids cry. - Okay, wow, or why? - I was taking on on the movie. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. It's calling them gay and telling their annoying and stuff like that. - Realizing the kids is calling my talk sucker. (laughing) It works. - I figured if you, I feel like it's my job to, like in the old day, your parents used to drink too much and hit you and expose you to second hand smoke. - Yes. - And we've evolved. - Thank you. - I feel like it's my job to bully you to the point that you learn how to just take it. - Okay, what did your wife say about this? She's like style, or she's like, whatever. (laughing) - Uh, she didn't like it either, I don't think. - Okay. - All right. - She doesn't like encourage it. - No, okay, well. Did you apologize now? - I'm like, I'm sorry, you're a cryer. - Okay. - Sorry, you're gay. - Yeah, I think that's fine. Just a little bit of ribbing. I mean, could you get it way worse in your older, when you get older? - Right. - Might as well take it now. Might as well learn how to defend yourself. - I'm treating all my kids like they're working on a construction crew. - Right, yeah. - You're like doing martial arts, but with your makeup fun of them? - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's okay, I think. Oh yeah, I was up North one time, dude. Maybe Connecticut, in some way he was like, what's your name and I go, Matt? She goes, you don't look like him, Matt. And I go, yeah, what do I look like? She goes, Paco. And I was like, you're not wrong. Never even thought about it, but you're right. - Yeah. - Oh, good old icebreaker right there. - She had me down, bud. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh. - I'm getting kissed, true. - What about you? (laughing) Tell me about these telling companies. - Tell me, where's that? - These telling companies are using eye-hack. - Oh yeah, and when I put on, I was like, I'm waiting to buy this tow truck. Two people messaged me and they're like, you need a tow? And I didn't even know who they were. - Oh, when you posted your, like a status update on Facebook. - Yeah. - And they're, - They're just like, you need a tow, we're around the corner. It was so weird. - That's weird. - Yeah, they sent you a message. - Yeah, a message. - So it's just like a Facebook AI algorithm thing. - Dude, the world's crazy. - It's crazy, I mean, I'm like, I don't thank you, but I mean, is that okay? - We see all these assholes all the time, 'cause we do paving, like asphalt, obviously asphalt paving, and we're local. But we see all of these companies that you've never heard of and are not local that are advertising here. And I'm like, we'll give you a Instagram or we'll give you a quote right now. We got this. And they have these great videos, and you can tell they're just doing these videos or fake and they're doing them in every market. And then they're trying to sell the barber to somebody. - You think somebody here in the town where like Vera Fiber did that and they're like, oh yeah. - Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I hate computers and all of this. - I see that guy from Vera. He's like, "Hello, big springs. We love your town. Come on down and we're gonna put in through your town." And then they do what for a d'Han-Nist or you validate or wherever? - I think those guys, Fiber guys drilled through one of my sewer lines, one of the rent houses. - They probably did because I saw him over by Evets. They're affixing some line. - These clowns have fucked up more shit so that everybody can buy a burrito on Clarner. - So I can upload my episode an hour and a half faster. - I hate it. - You could destroy all the underground infrastructure or I could have said in the toilet for next two hours. - All of the improvements of society of late or are really just trash. - I don't like the way we're headed because I feel like we're not invading anything. It's all just like recycled crap. - Yeah, and if you, and then like, whatever you hate your life, go play the goddamn slot machine and have its barbecue. - I went in there again this week and they're all in there. There's just, they're all in there. - And it was the week before school. So I feel like a bunch of people were out eating with their kids. - Yeah. - And their, and parents were visiting and kids were just over there staring at the goddamn slot machines, yeah, spinning around in the slot chairs. - I was just at a text message, shout out, and I was getting my drink and I walking out. There's two guys there. Ding, ding, ding, ding. - I had a meeting in San Antonio at nine on Friday morning and so I was gonna go a little. I have, well, this is the beginning of my story. I was gonna get up there early and ended up having a fat fuck day in essay. It's what I called it. But on my way there, I realized that I didn't put a phone charging cable in my truck. And I didn't charge my phone at night. So I only had like 50% or something. So I stopped in Honda, why was it gonna be all day? And so I stopped in Honda to get a cordle. And you've seen that little gas station that doesn't have pumps that's in the mall. It's like Z's mart and they're, they all advertise all these. - They have like a boba tea. - Boba tea, euros, hot wings. - Yeah, you're a bitch. - And I was like, well, I'll get a sausage wrapper. So I'll see what they have in there 'cause I've never went in there. - I kinda low key wanna go in there. - I went in there and it's dog shit. - Oh no, I don't say that. - They have all this stuff, but I was in there at essentially 8 a.m. A little before 8 a.m. And they had nothing going. No kitchens, no boba, no teas. So it was essentially a really small shitty offering of a convenience store, peanuts, chips, drinks. - No gas. - And then behind the counter, every lottery, every vape, every cratome, every fucking deal. - Delta eight. - And then there was an Indian or Pakistani guy that owned it and he was in there. - He was fucking cocked up. - It was spotless clean. Now I will say that, it was spotless clean, but it was just like a cramphole. - This is a dirty foreign market of - I hate those dirty foreign markets. - Gas station boner pills and Russian vates. - Yeah, fucking horny goat weed. - Yeah. - And so I asked for a, I bought it my cable. There were three goddamn walking dead zombies in their plain slot machines. - Oh god. - And they, I think they were either construction workers or just alcohol, like, so I couldn't tell, maybe both. - That were just in there ripping some 20s into these machines. - Full flames. - For what? What are you winning? - You're winning like boner pills and vakes. - Oh, fuck. - It's just a, anyways. - It's a cancer on society. And it's a cancer in your community. - I remember two years ago, they put the one here and I told everybody on Facebook, I'm like, they need to run these cock suckers out of town 'cause there's no upside to having a vape slash, a Las Vegas style crap in your town. There's no upside. - As much as I love gambling and in pro gambling and sports betting and things like that. - You're not winning money. - I am against these fake casinos where you win prizes or gift cards or you don't even know what you win. - Did I scan it with a QR card? It went to a Chinese website. And I think it gave me a fucking virus. - Who is not shutting these down? - Well, I can Greg Abbott. He's like sitting there all the time, you know why? 'Cause he can just pull right up. - He can just roll up. - Yeah, he's like, I love these things. - I had dinner with him Friday night. - You did, you talked to him? - Yeah, a little bit. - What do you say? - I'm from Hillsborough, what do you from? - You know what, that's a great question. I don't know the answer. - Are you typing in real quick? - I'll do it. - But it talks a little bit about the data centers. - Dude, just tell him to put him on the fucking ocean. So I was like, dude, in the ocean. But you know what's funny about that? - Born in Wichita Falls raised in Duncanville. Shout out, Balky. - Shout out, Balky. - Can be a special guest. - I was in Dunk, I was in Decedo today. I'm like, I'm gonna wait 'til 9 and head on over to his restaurant. And I was like, I could go to Welfthouse. - Shout out, Welfthouse, here I come. - You should have pulled that tow truck into Balky's restaurant and tow this truck. - I could. - As far. - I could have stole it. - I could have. - These little fucking key asserant, what does he drive? What does he drive? - A Jeep, green Cherokee. - Holy fuck, Balky, come on bro. - Oh. But what was I talking about? Oh, anyway, so I have my, anyways, the gambling in these gas stations. And the last thing I wanna do is come eat in your restaurant and see some sad, soulless son of a bitch pumping their last $20 in the machine. - I don't wanna see him. I don't wanna see him. And it's happening more, like in more places and I don't wanna see it as garbage. - It's like, what's your wife talking about in Evalda and whenever they get to son up your kids, they have to like do some weird gambling thing. They think like sell their information for an app or something. I don't know, no, I don't remember. Oh, maybe she's dealing with not you, but yeah, it just sounds weird. Yeah. I think they're just getting your information that from that machine, like your email and all that. So when I got in, then I got my charging cord and the guy sold me a purple cord. Nice. I could care less. I don't give a shit what color it is. He sold it to you. He just grabbed it from, and like that's the one he gave me. I bought one the other day in Texarkana on the way back and it was a Madeleo fucking. I saw that as nice. I was like, I have to buy this. And I bought it and like it's not working. And I put it another one that when it did charge my phone so fast. I love that. It's going to stay in that tow truck. That's the tow truck charger. Shout out to the owner. We don't tow for hire, but we tow for camera. There's something wrong with the fucking lights though. I got to work on it tomorrow. You'll get it fixed. So I had my fat folk day in essay. Oh, yeah. I went into town and I had a three hour meeting. And I know I was going to have a, I'm going to go to this meeting and then I was going to get cranky because I was hungry. And I just needed to eat something before the meeting. So I stopped at McDonald's right there and right across from Central Market like then and the nice McDonald's, I guess. If you're the McDonald's across from Central Market, you're the nice McDonald's. Yeah. Yeah. And so I go into McDonald's. You weigh me and of course you win them. I had time. So I park and I go in. They could not be bothered with taking my order. They ignored me. Get a new machine. They forced me to the kiosk. I love that kiosk. I did love it. I did love it when I was in Germany because I didn't speak the language. And it worked in two languages. So the kiosk I was like, this is amazing. Yeah. But when I was at the one in Almo high, I was like, just turn around and take my fucking order. Now they're trying to get away from that. But they don't want to pay these cocksuckers. They really don't want to pay them. It's going to be run by two people on a row by any time soon. Any time. I'm saying within the next year and a half. So I go in there. I get my puddle, pink shame, sausage egg and cheese McMuffin. I eat that, drink a little coffee. Go to my meeting. How's that coffee? Yeah, it's pretty good. There's coffee sauce. I'm sorry, though. Yeah. Then I had a sensible lunch. Do you think this is a sensible lunch? Fried shrimp, fried fried shrimp, rice, fresh veggies. I love it. It was. It was good. It was a classic fresh, nice. And then I had some time between my next meetings. And at 3 p.m., I went and got vanilla ice coffee in a piece of teresla cheesecake and a big, damn soon. That was good. That's a good Friday. But where'd you get the vanilla ice coffee? La bandara, yeah. Oh, they had it there? Yeah. Is that that night that Opety won? Yeah, it's all Opety. But it's pretty tasty. But don't get the Thresletches cake. I should have always get the almond croissant, but I was wearing this shirt to have dinner with the governor. And I didn't want to get shit all over it. Yeah. They just sell trussletches at the HB here. And I used to get it. And I thought, I think one time it almost gave me diabetes because I started like, oh, they used to die already. I almost pissed in my bed. I was like, I think it was part of the deal. So I stopped eating it. I remember trussletches cake. But inside of McDonald's is one of two things. It's either the crazy hospital sterilized clean or it's like a fucking back alley street on the way to the landfill in India. Yeah, or it's like a pancake syrup floor. Yeah, stick to the floor. The floor's grout is just sticky grime. There's the bagel piece on the table. Yes. There's a hair neck. There's hair net on the floor. It's either spotless hospital clean or the most disgusting place. The one in bowling green. I stopped that. Nice. Nice. The one here. I haven't been inside in the while. It's probably pretty shitty. It's probably pretty good. I'm making an assumption there. I'm sorry, bud. Okay. The one the other day, which stuff falls? It was bad. Yeah. I believe that. I was just about to say something about the cute. I will tell you about La Pandería. Yeah, tell me about it. There's one in Mexico. My brother goes to. And he said, "And then he has your own." When's he going to Mexico? I think I got Mexico City for whatever. Yeah, like Mexico City. Yeah. They hate Green Gozer. I thought they like them. They used to and now there's too many and everything's more expensive. So there's Gringo inflation. You cocksackers, you're in everything. Everything we're in. Everything. But one thing about these Ponderias or bakeries or coffee shops or Starbucks, I'm not here to fucking vibe with the staff. What do you think this is? Hot topic. Turn the radio down. We don't want to. Oh, that would have a DJ there. Dude, I went to a brunch that had a DJ one time. You told me about it. And I, I was said, I know why people shoot places up. Oh, God. It was that bad. It was horrible. Was it loud? It was so loud. Oh, fuck. You would literally need to just have cocaine and mimosas for breakfast to enjoy that. You know what's a perfect restaurant? And I'm going to go off the cuff. Main street grill. Monohans Texas. Phenomenal. Come on, dude. Five stars. Shit, I love that. It's so good. I'm going to have every different. That's my mind. I've never been. Drowned it out by a goddamn shitty music in there. It's quiet as a dessert. Or if I can church mouse. I said, yeah, I said, I bet no radio at Rosemary. I was going to fold that one up. I didn't. I loved it. I loved it, but Rosemary is just good. The other day, the AC went out one her phone, but it was hotter than two rats fucking and a wool sock. He and I'll be me. Yep. It was horrible. So if you work at a bakery or a coffee shop or a place for someone, might just come in for a nice little quiet break in their day. How many of you fucking playlists, pal? We hate it. Turn Spotify and off. Get out of here. Yeah. I don't like music. I mean, sometimes it could be okay, but it's like most of the time I just, I don't like it. I don't really like it anywhere. There's a couple of places I've got my hair cut before and it gets a little loud with a radio. I ain't going back. No, no, no, no. I had a hand pulled noodles the other day before I loaded my truck on that tow truck. And they were playing all the hits, but I'm like, it sounds weird. But it was like Chinese hits. It was so bizarre. You just had an opium, then. Yeah, dude. It was great. So I was thinking about gay rattlesnakes. If a rattlesnake was gay, but he was gay with humans, hear me out. I'm going to bite your dick off. What would the rattlesnake bite you in the weiner or would it rattle you in the butt? I'm going to bite your butthole. Rattle your butt. Yeah. I probably rattle your butt. Rattle your butt. But you did it. You did the same thought process I did. I said gay rattlesnake and you're like, it'll bite you in the dick. But no, I think it rattles your butt. If it's a gay rattlesnake, it rattles your butt. What does a rattlesnake get out of that? I have no idea. I don't know why. I thought about this, but I really wanted to bring it up on the podcast. It's only the two choices. If bite your dick, it rattles your butt. Yeah. If you get a really kinky snake, maybe it does both. It's going to be. What the fuck? I said, I'm going to call people now. And they just say, that's a gay rattlesnake right there. You've ever watched that something like that? Oh, shit. What about a gay blue indigo? That's just a dog. That's a pure pleasure there. But I got you. I'm off the zins. No more zins. I'm done. I bought a candy the other day. It was like a $12. I'm like, I am fucking done with this shit. Two, five years ago, they were two bucks. Yeah. Now to like $11. I'm like, I didn't have a drink. I thought that's what it was. What are you replacing them with? Nothing. You're off. You're nicotine free. Yeah. And then I was like, is it raised by blood pressure? And they're like, yes, it does. I'm like, well, then I'm off. I don't want to have a stroke. They give you a stroke. Those blooms will do that to you, my friend. Oh, I haven't. They're feeling wired yet. No, no. What does it caffeine would do with this? Yeah. It's caffeine. But I heard today that caffeine will help you not have a heart. I don't know. It's all mumbo jumbo. Yeah. So I'm only doing binge drinking and binge smoking from now on. What kind of smokes do you binge smoke? Marble at menthol. Marble at menthol like that. Gotta have a thing. I was thinking about smoking a menthol the other day. But that would be good. But in my parents' room, I tell them, I was like, should I do it? And I was like, no, I'm not. That doesn't work to bed. Yeah. I grow now. Shout out. Shout out. I mean, my dog had a quiet night watching some terrible show. Unpopular opinion. But is Italian food actually fucking disgusting? Like the American restaurant version? Like pasta? Yeah. I like pasta. I ate it. What's that place in San Antonio? I ate it in the Mardiano. Just turning it. That's the one. I like the seafood Italian. Uh, it's the, the restaurant was great. The server was great. The kids enjoyed it. But like when I was done eating, I was like, this is just dirty carb crap. Which cheese on it. And I hate it. What about that? We had, I helped the other day that chicken for the chineo for a dough. That count is disgusting America. Yes. It was so good. Yeah. It was good. Well, like a chicken parm, is that Italian? Mm-hmm. That's good though. It's good. But then noodles just make you feel bad. Like, yeah, it's all gluten. Just all gluten. six to your ribs, but it's all gluten and then you toot and then you shitting and can't stop quitting. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, I tell you, I do like a top. What about a nice tiramisu though? I like to call it tearing my shoe. I kind of like it a lot. It's good. They have the tiramisu like, what's the Italian ice cream cone? Gelato. Yeah, at HB, it's like a little thing in tiramisu. It's so good. And you know, jappetto, Pinocchio's dead and a retarded brother. You call him gelato. What? Just to cut. Yeah, it sounds like it would be accurate. Jappetto. There's a place in Louisiana. I don't know if you've seen the sign that says petos, PET. Yes, I have. I'm like, do you have to change your name? Yeah. You have to change your name, bud. Yeah, too. I don't know. Well, that's it. I think we got on to it all, bud. How long have we done, bud? We had an hour 11. Woo! Taking care of business. Yeah, yeah. We had a lot of stuff to talk about. We did. We did. All right. We'll show our sponsors Ziggy and Victoria. They just reupped. So, all you sponges out there, you better paint your fucking bills. We're out of here. Out of here. Shout out, everybody's lounge, Dakota and Renee's two hearts from people in Newfoundland. I say it every time. Everyone fighting safety, Brad and John, Flores. And Kim McFarmer, shout out Conor. The old con man. Let me get his cart. And then our pro bono shout out of the week goes to our fine friends over at official cuts. Well, Jose and Steven, a shout. Get your ears lowered over there. Take your kids. Take your wine. Watch your kids. Watch your wife. There you go. Uh, what else, bud? Shout out, Heath Sutherland. Wait, what were you saying about him earlier? He used to be overweight. Uh, that's what I heard. He didn't look overweight to me. No, he's revoked him. He's ripped. I could tell though, like, he has that Sutherland vibe. Like, he could just bite your head off. I said, that is actually, Heath is not that way, but I think he might have so many chemicals in his eye. Yeah. He's all juice up. And he goes, all this brother, I'm like, I don't want to say anything about my head. It's going to you. Yeah, dude. Don't fight me. I'm not from a fucking lake. You whatever it was. Wait, wasn't there a, there was a accident yesterday with the helicopter horrendous accident. Was it bad? Explain what happened. What I read online was the old. He more. And this has happened in Valverde County. So it's more. I was in Kimmy on the line. And a Dodge pickup pulling a helicopter on a goose neck was traveling westbound. And there was a small car. I don't know what kind of car that was traveling east in the westbound lane. And this is how I read it. And I don't know if this was somebody that was actually driving east in the westbound lane. If it was one of those deals where somebody had like turned around to get their mail. Oh, yeah, they do. And then we're driving up the gate on the wrong side, but it was, you know, at a curve or blind spot. I don't know. I'm making assumptions. Anyways, the right front quarter panel of the car hit the right front quarter panel of the truck who was traveling at highway speed. Is that guy a red truck out there? Like one of those. I don't. I'm sure only of the truck that was pulling the goose neck with the helicopter, the helicopter ended up off the trailer flipped over. The goose neck trailer was turned on its side. And the truck was unrecognizable. And when I say unrecognizable, you would not know if it was a Dodge Ford or Chevy truck. It was horrendous. Do they die? Who died? The person who was what I read was a female from Uvalde. As was died was killed. And the driver of the pickup walked away with minor injuries. But if you saw the truck, I can't imagine how horrendous the car would look because the truck was un, it looked like you had taken a fucking beer can, put it on the end of a shotgun and then shot a box of shells through it. It was just obliterated. Yeah, I had a wreck one time. I had a deer in the mice girlfriend, not this one last one, another one that we don't know. She was like, you need to go to the hospital. You feel weird? You need to go to the hospital. And I was like, what am I going to tell them that my skeleton moved an inch in my body? What am I going to do? They can't do shit. And she's like, yeah, I guess. But you're going to be here, you're fucked, this. Yeah. You get an accident. It's not like you're okay or you're not okay. It's like a lot of shit could happen. Yeah. So God bless those people. The people died. I hope they're in heaven right now. I'm praying for you. Yeah. Shout out. Shout out. What else but that's it. That's it. I guess that's it. I guess. 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