Ep. 483 - Bionic Knee Bandit

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Yeah, around family events around this time of year, you know, you get those guys, and we all get excited. The naughty one. The naughty cousin. That's right, the naughty cousin that tries to keep up with you all day, they're absolutely rat shit, but they've had full themselves in the morning on the full strengthings. Don't be that guy. Don't be that guy. Have a halfie instead. Have a halfie, you can have double the amount, the same amount of business for those naughty little rascals. Or look, if you just love the taste of beer, cold beer, and you want to be able to have more of them without being absolutely drilled, and this is for you. Ultra low carb too, just quietly. Just quietly. Just quietly. So yeah, that's you, or if you simply want to try it, go check it out. Yeah, if you're not a fuck wit, you can still drink it. Yeah, yeah, you don't have to be a fuck wit, it can't handle a piss too drink it, it's not the rules. Not a prerequisite. However, when I first saw this, I thought, I know a few blokes that I might introduce this to. Yeah, I could probably have a couple. Yeah. Well, you could have four mate. That four. Because it's half the strength. Probably have ten and still drive. Yeah, we'll see, that's the other thing, right? We're talking about Chrissy Day. A lot of the times you've got to drive around to multiple different families. It's just the way it is. Well, this sort of thing, you can grab yourself some halfies, place yourself through the day, and still get around. Still enjoy the great, lovely refreshing taste of better beer. Exactly. So there you go. Go check that out over the festive season if you want to run it. Are you, Ag Tom? Yes, per. I'll tell you. This is the last normal episode for the year. Mate, this is the last time we'll be sitting in this studio for the year. Is that mate you said? No. Are you going to miss me? No, I will miss you. Oh, that's the mate. It'll, uh, it doesn't make me sad because I know that I'm going to be able to produce a much better product next year, feeling refreshed, ready to kick some ass. Kick some freckle. You know, we've got some, um, we've got some great plans coming into the new year and, uh, very motivated to kick ass, but like anything, people start to get to the point where they need a bit of a break, but do not be worried, translated, because this is out Thursday. Next week, we got sorted with the translated talk back Chrissy specials. Yep, we've got a few, a couple of beauties there. And then, as you all know, the week before we come back, it'll be yarn of the year. So all the winning yarns go into a couple of episodes. You guys vote for the best. A water winner. And before you know, it will be back kick and ass. You don't miss a beat. That's right. For all the legends who are trucking through, we've got you covered for the legends on holidays. We got you covered. Fuck yeah. So very exciting times ahead, people. I love it. Now, there's plenty to talk about today, Trent Setters. Uh, only just died as is where recording this. Oh, yesterday, a horrible thing went down on New South Wales. Um, a mass shooting. A very dark day for our country. And we'll get to that a bit later on. You know, it's too massive and important of a topic, not for us to have an opinion on. Yep. Uh, so we will discuss that in the news and stuff. But we want to do our best to still lift some morale today as well. It's the last recording, as you said, poo. Um, so yeah, we'll be doing our very best to bring some heat. Have a bit of a laugh with our mates, but also cover the topics that need covering, right? That's right. Sounds good. Yeah. Um, Big Shitty's Bionicle knee. I think that's probably the best way to start, right? The whole country's invested in to see how Big Shitty's knee went. Bye on me. Now, Bionicle poo. Yeah. The Bionicle turn. The Bionicle turn. Bionicle banded. That's what they call him. They do. Well, right, mate. What a show. All right. I got a car straight out. I'm going to shout out. I met this couple in the waiting room. Yeah. Fucking lovely. It's couple. Um, I think her name was Sharon. Um, poor old Sharon. She'd just like beaten cancer a year ago. Oh, yeah. And then they had all made all the plans to go, um, on the big caravan and trip, like and bought the shit. Yeah. And went for a like yearly fucking checkup and bang, breast cancer in both tits. So she was going to get them knocked off. I didn't see her again, but if you listen, obviously they don't listen, but I do want to put it into the world. Did I hope that went well? Yeah. Um, so yeah, that was a bit shit. Um, fucking go in. I was given a bit of check. You know how I do. I was pretty happy. There was no young people there. All experienced old cup food veterans, puked legends. Yeah. Me surgeon was a fucking laid back rascal. Everyone's in scrubs and looking because they just ask you the same question, fucking 400 time, make your point out the right leg that it is. Yeah. Anyway, this one old Joe comes in in like fucking cargo shorts and a fucking polo shirt like some Ralph Lauren. Yeah. A little moussy, little moustache. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's just normal and he walks up. He's like, hey, go mate. I said, yeah, good. He gets a pen out and starts drawing on me. I said, what are you doing? He said, I'm your surgeon. He said, I'm just making sure I get the right leg. And I was like, yeah, right. This, he was proper laid back. Anyway, he got in the room. They fucking tricked me. Tricked me. How'd they trick you? Well, I think I was freaky out a little bit. Apparently, they reckon in 2016 when I had my last surgery in the notes that said that I got a little bit, um, agitated. Yeah. Or fucking parallel. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, so they're like put the drip, they're putting the drip in there like we're going to put your fucking sleepy air with the through the drip. And I was like, I don't know. She's like, we'll put an oxygen mask on you for a bit just to fucking, and I said, is that the put me to sleep? And they said, no, no, this is fucking all good. Just put it on and breathe normal. Next thing I'm fucking wake up. That's the last thing I'm talking about. So it's the old, old count of three, one bank. Yeah, well, Shane didn't even tell me it was the countdown. They just said, oh, we just need to get this on you. Like this isn't the sleepy shit yet. That's, see, that's the best way to do it. Oh, that's like what you got to do with your dog or a kid. Like, if you know your dog doesn't want to go somewhere, you sort of got to trick him. Trick him. Same with your kids. You lure him in straight up trickery. Um, fucking anyway, worked. I didn't realize like, I mean, I thought I realized. I'm like, I, they said you can't drive for 24 hours, right? Yeah. I'm in the what fucking air. I get up and I'm like, right, I'm sweating. They're like, where's your support person? I said, what? Support person. I don't get it. And they're like, you can't leave by yourself. And I said, what do you mean? I fucking book the hotel next door, which we'll fucking get to in a second. Um, so I'm all fucking organized, right? Yeah. Fucking happy days. Got the food shops right next to me. No, no, you got to be with someone for 24 hours after anesthetic. And you know, he will not let you go until someone I had to get rather. I said, listen, I'm going to just take this thing out and go and she's like, well, you can't. And I said, well, what crimes have I committed? And she goes, hey, I said, what crimes have I committed? She goes to imagine. No. And I said, well, I'm not in fucking prison. So I'll be leaving here directly. And then someone across this whole country across the room, he said, yeah, that's the way he said, did take them out yourself. Well, they'll leave them in all fucking day. Then anyway, he said, he said, oh, I got a mate builder in town. I can get him to come and bow yet. And I was just sort of like, I was still pretty groggy on this sort. Do I want to have a punch on the air with all these old fucking coaches watching, whatever. So I was getting the shit. Anyway, so I run the one and only James Christmas. Oh, so James, are you in town? And he said, no, he said, but Tom is his brother. I said, you reckon he can come pick me up from the hospital. So shout out to the Christmases. I know that's not their real name, but that's all that I will refer to them as. That's what I call them. The Christmases are pretty much your center. They rescue me. Yeah. And Tom's like, do you want a vape to have in your hotel room? And I was like, nah, I think recovery like this is going to require fucking hard core darting. Vape's ain't going to cut it. Yeah. So he's dropped me back to the hotel. Lovely establishment. Pretty sure it's weather hookers go in town. She was rough. But it was cheap. They knew I thought they were all dodgy people that stayed there because I drove in with me toolbox on the back of me. Unpacked a bit of stuff. Locked me room. Walked back out to me car. drove me car out of the car park. Got me toolboxes. Locked them in the dog box. Then drove back in. Yeah. So they knew that I thought they were dodgy. But shout out to them. Nobody stole anything. Got out of surgery. There was still wheels on me car. Wheels on the car. Go around and I was fucking pumped about that. Not much else to fucking report. I was actually surgery brother. Because after after it unfolded and you were showing me around a few things it seemed it reminded me a lot like when we used to go hunt and ride and the big dogs get ripped up and you have the chest plates on them but they get ripped up and you got your staple gun there. So you'll have a look at the wound. Well it turns out you're staple it. Yeah. Turns out they didn't staple me. They stitched you. They stitched me. That's good. Cause you don't tell me you're one stage. You've been stapled and there's a pink sprayer all over his leg and I said they give you any pain medication. That's stronger than panadol and you said no. So I was thinking who's been treated like a dirty old pig dog who's just been tore on the shreds. It might come in here. Stapled him up. Taunt taunt taunt. Stapled him up, wrapped it up a bit of pink spray and off he fucks. It looks fucking pretty good now. You want me to fucking show you a picture? Yeah. Give us a look mate. But how it's like. No it's going good. So the day I came in here to work. Yep. Probably didn't have it up enough. Yeah right. And the drive and really fucks it or it like stormy head in. So you're supposed to like elevate it. Yeah and then I got home and it swelled up with vengeance. But that's it. That was it last night. Oh. That's a good old cut, isn't it? Yeah. You don't have a look, Quiefen. Hmm. Please show your camera. Oh yeah. I don't know. Yeah look at that. So I've opened her up a fair way to really spread it and get her out. Because you're going to imagine to be so digging her hand in there so that's a wood. It was fucking swollen. And did they get a bit out? Yeah. Couple of two big chunks and a couple of little ones. They didn't let you keep it. No. Biosocurity has it apparently. Fuck is on her. It's how you can get it. It's just maybe a car keep it out of your neck. It's just fucking going to Wendy Weppstick Pine. Yeah. Nothing by our security call about that. That's right. That's what we've always said. Good old. Wendy Weppstick Pine. There's nothing wrong with that. You can't really beat it. Smells good when it burns too. Yeah. Oh I said. Oh yeah. You would always. Yeah. So it did all that. Fucking. Yeah. So I just had a pretty chilled fucking weekend. Not much exciting to report on. Rest in the day. Out big fella. Oh the Mrs. thought she was going to make Rocky Road. Oh yeah. And she fuck asked around. And so I've had to battle the whole weekend with just a fridgeful of chocolates and mask and all the shit. I've asked that. Yeah. Didn't get into it. You know you're I can put behind maintenance if he's sitting at home with an elevated foot. Like a sh*t. Yeah. Well I went down in the shower. That was a bit of a thing too because I said I'm not having a shower. I said I can't do it. And Mrs. It's like just have a fucking shower. You stink you can't. Yeah. And I'm like it's fucking pretty hard. And we've got a real fucking skinny footed bottom of the bath. And those people like. Oh skinny at the bottom of the bath. Right. Right. And I had this conversation with your mother in law this morning. She understands like. Like them V style cattle crushes. They're fucking sh*t. Right. Cattle get in the cunts and they're always scrambling. They can't fucking stand up in them. Yeah. Fucking they can't get their foot in right. Yeah. V style. Yeah. No good. No good. That's what my baths like. Yeah. So you fucking throw 138 kilo man on one leg. Yeah. In a V style bathtub soap. Oh. So going everywhere. Carnage. Fucking. I've gone down. Half gone down. And you had to put weight on your arm. And to put me bad leg down. So you could imagine that the Mrs. copped the full blame of that because I didn't want to shower. She made me. And I fell over. So did you have a bath? Like, could you have had a bath though? Oh, yeah. Probably a sponge. A bath would have been. Why did I fucking think of that? Well, that's. No. Well, it would have been hard because this was the leg against. Oh, I suppose because the other way. And you needed to just wash yourself, man. You got to think about those around you. I had a wash in the end. Yeah. Well, no, that's good. But I mean like you couldn't just not clean yourself big sh*tty. I got to go. That's one pass at the end of a good day. Let alone fucking two. I got to go to the camera staff three and get some more band-aids because this is I did this myself because I got it wet. That's what I mean. No, about the lack of like it's those days, surgeries. It's like in cut your open stitch up right now. F*ck off. Yeah. And they're like keeping covered for seven days. And it's like they don't give you enough to keep it covered. And I obviously ended up last night. I was just like, I just want to share like a normal cunt and got it wet or had to had to smick band-aid on it. Like it was a smickest f*cking thing. So here I am into the first aid kits and made me own cover for it. I think that's like a pad under there. And then that's f*cking band-age. Is it feeling, is it coming pretty good, like is it feeling a bit better? Yeah, that's f*cking great. Now mate, you said while you were there, the Christmas lights, you got a good look at Jimmy Christmas lights. Oh man, that would have been a lot of f*cking adventure, that was. Yeah. I was up him, I said right next year we're going to double. He's like, "Yes, wait, the cunt lives on a flight path and there's corners f*cking jet slope f*cking 20 meters above us." Yeah, right. Well he must be right near the runway. It was f*cking wild. Yeah, right. Real good show. Oh mate, it looks awesome show. F*cking nice. Yeah, we talk all the kids for a walk around our street. Yeah, nice. The other night man, just in our little coat, like in our blocks, sort of thing. Chuck tomorrow in the old wagon, Harry walked with us and even there was some good lights. Jesus, that just pumps him up, aye? F*ck yeah. Just simple sh*t like that. That's f*cking good. That's like, that's like our land room at the moment. Yeah. Because the mess is f*cked up and got the like outdoor lights for inside. Oh yeah. And got like 200 meters of lights for the Christmas tree. So he just got the whole land room decked out. F*ck yeah man. That's a go. It's a night light, but it's like keeps the whole f*cking. We've done our little bit now too, Poo, we've got the. Oh yeah. That's deck-checked out. I'll have to come and check. You know, just so I think there's like four houses in a row now in the street. Yeah. That had got something, not heaps. We're not like the, our street's not the f*cking super duper guys. Yeah. But we're just being a part of it. Yeah, right. Which feels good. Do you think it's something you could get into just once, one year like? I'm scared if I do. Yeah, you think you get hooked. Yeah. Well, you go, what? We could pull that line and we could do the screw lines and that. Oh man. I think you should get into it. Oh, I'll do you. Yeah. Like I just think I'm going to do it one year. Go proper. But the problem for me is I always live in these f*cking. Like I could go f*cking mental at my house, but only six cunts in a whole month and see it. What we could do is run like a comp, like a voting system. If we work, if we work, I'm not committing to it. And ABC, in house Christmas like Quinoa, Hogan F*cking, see the problem. Is how much f*cking coin do you spend on this stuff, you know? Yeah, there'd be have to be something you wanted to get into a little. You'd have to have a budget. Budget that all three agree on, and with that budget, you need to come up with the best display. Yeah. You know, that'd be pretty fun. Yeah. I might look in there. I'd get a f*cking sign and go and sit on the side of the road and say, need money for. Oh, need donations and Christmas lights so I could get a couple of extras. Yeah, well you didn't go over budget. Yeah, you do your own thing, mate. But yeah, we'll look into it anyway. Or we could even just do, we could do the front of the studio here. And we could get on to our team CQ, team Dead Us, and have an ABC versus Dead Us. Christmas light off. Yeah, unfortunately Zane would just kill it. He'd get it all right in the evening. He's one of those guys who, you know, if you know they're on the other team, you sort of just get, oh, it's the guy. You reckon he'd go full back. He'd go full gym in just respect with the f*cking proper. Yeah. Yeah, that's the only problem with folks like Zane. They're just good at everything. That guy. Yeah, that's all right. But we'll put him on a f*cking leash. Yeah, yeah. He's got a budget. Make his less than hours or something. Yeah, that's a great idea. Oh, I reckon. Just lie to them. Yeah, yeah. Say the budget's 500 bucks. Yeah, exactly. And secretly we know we're spending five cheeks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're listening Zane or on disregard that. Yeah. Poo off the back of your operation, though, mate. I've got some rogue medical news here. All right, tell me. That thought would be, you know, you'd be interested in it. Okay, I'm curious. That's sure. Doctors in Brazil have removed a two kilogram dumbbell from a 54-year-old man's rectum after he arrived at hospital complaining about abdominal pain. Yeah, see, don't put that dumbbells in your arms. No, don't do that. The way to become lodged deep in his colon and the patient refused to explain how it got there. Surgeons first tried tools, but ultimately had to remove it by hand using a manual extraction technique. I also think that would be called fisting. Cool. So that's how you got it out. The man was discharged after three days and expected to make a full recovery, which is great. And so obviously the poor blokes just slipped and fell on it. Oh, no, I don't think so. You don't record. No, he's a dumbbell. Fuck of that. I always sort of, you know, you can look at them. Can'ts and go, he's a dumbbell. Fuck it for sure. Yeah, for sure, like that gets into his brain work. Yeah. He cops a freckle with all sorts. You can tell. Now off the back of that poo, as I do, I did a bit of research, right? Okay. Yeah. And it turns out that dot stovers of today are actually pretty lucky. Right. People have been sticking things up their balloon knot for thousands of years. Right, ancient Greeks, Romans, medieval peasants, everyone. A curiosity thing I'd say that I would say too. But back then, it was much, it was a much risky hobby. No x-rays, no anesthetic, no antibiotics. If you tore something internally, that was basically your last day on Earth, right? No. So doctors in the 1600s even wrote about people dying with bottles, candles and veggies still stuck because no one could get them out safely. Jesus. You know, how wild is that back then? Like, what a way to be remembered? How do you go? Mate, he's staved himself, unfortunately. You know? So yeah, guys, this these holidays, yeah, just be careful of what you're sticking up. You do it. Death by death by death. Death by doot. No, no, unsafe staving these holidays. You got that. We know, put a rope on your fucking toys, go make sure it's got a stopper, you know, stopper or a bit of rope. Yeah, or a bit of rope. Yeah, with a good knot on it. Yeah, double knot. Double knot. Granny, double granny, sure. A hundred and a half hitch, even. Bowline. Oh, bowline. Bowline, don't come undone. Yeah, we're talking. Yeah. So anyway, I just thought that off the back. Yeah. No, I think that's great. Yeah. I got some statistic to to come cover later. Oh, that wasn't forward to those. Yeah, yeah, fucking nice. Quenna, how'd you go, my man? Good, bro. This week, you know what I do this weekend, I just spent some quality one-on-one time with my wife to be. Yeah. It was really good. Her loss is unreal. We went to that, um, like eight street market thing at Tannem. Oh, yeah. I had like a couple kids rise in there. Santa rocked up, bush, Santa. Oh, in the back of the high locks. Yeah, Santa. So cool. You know, when like, like, so it was, it was meant to come to say we came a quarter pass, bush, on bush drive. Yeah, passionately. Yeah, yeah, to face the fix. I was probably like, I probably know 500 people there or whatever. You just said the kids just, yeah, yeah. Yeah, bro, just, yeah, chilled out sat day, cooked some good feeds and then just watch that, um, caught at the tab that last fight night card yesterday. That's pretty much it. It had a really nice, cruzy weekend day. Yeah, beautiful, bro. It was good. So good. Yeah, Queen. It's finished my Christmas shop and too. So it was good. No, nice, man. You're a guava. That's the go. Um, how'd you go? Yeah, good. What did you do? Thomas. Before we get to that, just on the cup sheds shed some light, right? So Quinoa has done an amazing job with the vlog series, the Holodowans out now. Yes, it is. Um, you know, big end of the year. But probably time for us to shed some light on the Patreon situation. Yeah. So, so we've said, that was always 20 bucks a month, five bucks a week. Haven't changed it. We haven't changed it. We started hearing about people saying, is it $29 a month? And we're going, no, we haven't fucking changed anything. You know, but what's pretty much going on, Quinoa? Let's see, if you use an iPhone and like subscribe through the IO at like the Apple on an iPhone or Apple Pay, Apple charge a 30% commission fee, which is dog enough. Yeah, pretty much. But you can, you can still just sign up for the website for the same price. So just use a web browser on your on your iPhone. Yeah, you can just use a Safari or Google Chrome sign up through the website. Yeah, it has been on. We have never touched the price ever since it started in May 2023. Exactly. And if we were to change it, we would be fucking be the first to let everyone know. Yes. You know, it just, it just shits me out, like, reading that and finding that out. The people sitting there thinking we've just upped up for no reason. But all of you have been awesome. They're just like, oh, I just want to know like what's going on. Yeah. If you want to like chat to me about it or anything, I was talking just email me to our carry-on and just send me DM. But pretty much to save that, like Samsung uses a suite because they're not using that Apple store that charge a 30% fucking thing on it. Yeah. But pretty much instead of using the app, log on directly to the website so you skip the app and sync everything up through there. Don't sign up through the app on an iPhone pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. So if you sign up through the web queven, can you then get the app and watch it on there for the same price? I'm fairly certain. Yes. Right. So yeah, that's just something that come to our attention that pissed me off. It will pissed us off, to be honest, because you know, that's not the whole point of it. We don't do that shit here. We're ready to wind down for the evening. It's like, oh, did you? Did you Apple? Fuck off. That's right. So yeah, you can get around it and yeah, fucking shit to me finding that stuff out. Actually, we support on there too. Yeah. It's been a great month. It has. It's been a great year and it's only a sign of things to come next year, as we sort of build. So thanks for everyone who supported us in that way. We really appreciate it. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, mate, what I've been up to, I went to my mum's retirement party. Yeah. Yeah. The last week. I've seen that. Wait. Honestly, unreal to see how many, see how much she gave to a job. Like she was super passionate about it. She was a teacher that worked her way through there at State High. She was super passionate about it, impacted so many people's lives. In nearly 40 years, she spent at that school. Wow. 40 years, mate. Some people don't live that long. You know, she was at the same place, hooking in the whole time. So I'm super proud of her. She deserves to be able to kick the feet up and enjoy the next chapter. Fucking hell. But yeah, I think just because like when I was in high school, bro, like she was helping me with my school work and that night of saw, she was pretty much doing school again with me sort of thing and just teaching her classes. But to see how many people got up and said words and how much, like her career meant to theirs and generations. Yeah, man, it's just very, very impressive and I was very proud, you know, and similar to the way that we try and do things here and bring communities together and try and help her out and actually give a fuck. To see that she pretty much did a similar thing. Fuck yeah. In her own right sort of, yeah. Oh, I totally knew some of my good educators are important. Oh, mate. 100% they are. And she had a passion for for the kids and other other educators and stuff and yeah, it was just really cool. So that was a great thing for me to go and see me old girl. Nice. Get praise. Look. She deserved to by the earth. And yeah, fucking now she can be granny and chill out. Kick the feet up. Look, I'd say she'll go back and do some relief stuff. I think she enjoys the banner, you know, of the workplace and that sort of stuff, but it's nice now she gets to just do things on her own terms. So congratulations, mum. I fucking love you. Proud of you. But yeah, like you, when I soaked in some time and home, man, with the back and with the back and the kids, it was excellent. They're crazy. Like a week day or two and school of kids, both. Yeah. Yeah. I love them both equally. Love you, babe. But yeah, it's one or two days in school holidays, but I can only look and each helping on. Strapping, strapping, sis. We've got a bit on here, you know, but it'll be good starting to move around going to the farm for a bit. B-chairs, back home. Yeah. Plenty of shit to do. Well, that's like us. We haven't made a fucking plan yet. Like everyone's like, what are you doing? What dates? Yeah. And I was like, oh, my plans are Tuesday. Sort me gun loss and it's a dress out because I've got to change it. Oh, yeah. And after that, I get, that's me last job tomorrow for the year. Yeah. Then I'll fucking think about what I'm doing. Yeah, I've, I've got a bit of a bit of a plan there just to go, you know, go to farm that I've got a couple of days of solid fishing up the creek with my dad. No. Just for me personally, it's like a selfish one for me and the old boy. Yeah. And then after that, she's right. Everything with the kids and that. Take them all doing stuff and moving between places. I probably won't run the whole of our audience through exactly what I'm doing. Yeah. Just because, you know, I want to just fucking enjoy myself. Yeah. Yeah. But, but yeah, really looking forward to it, man. And looking forward to switching the fuck off and forgetting what day it is for a couple of weeks and it doesn't matter. Let's hope. Yeah. Oh, I'm not fucking well. Played a game of golf yesterday, boys. I heard that. Yeah. Hit him. Shit. And often. Yeah. Your old boy, when I spoke to him, wasn't real happy with he's picking a partner for the day. No. No. We, uh, look, he didn't hit him as good as he could either. Yeah. He didn't tell me that. He lifted the team a bit. But look, golf's an interesting game. You play it to relax and you normally end up steaming out the years. Yeah. But you still go back to do it. Yeah. It's like women and childbirth. Yeah. You know, hurt sometimes, doing a bit. You just love it. Yeah. I think the thing with golf is you just, fuck. All right. Sometimes just take great joy out of picking a good Ambrose partner that loves golf. Yeah. I drive the buggy, drink the beers and just tee off with everyone just for the sake of it. And if I was playing yesterday by myself, I would have hated it. But because I was in a three-man Ambrose team, it was still fun. Yeah. You know, you still. Ambrose is the guy. It is the guy. Like, I'm all for that. Hmm. Me too, brother. So, we're playing a couple more games of that over the break. Now, Sunday. Oh, Sunday. Sunday. So, you know, we said to everyone, I know for a lot of people the breaks coming. Yeah. And if you're still at work with a break on the horizon, stay focused, keep growing until the end until you switch off. Obviously, Abbey Pump hasn't been listening to the show. No. And the last two rachers, he's been merchant. He's a moocher. He's been merchant. So, don't be like Pum. He's already on holiday. He's switched off. He's thinking about Nance trifle. Yes. That's Nance trifle. He wants to forget what day it is. No, Pum. No, no. No, no. No, Pum. Yeah, the needs of break are good. Kick up the arse or drop down some country tracks for a while. But we'll leave that up to the professionals. Yeah. But just stop. Merchant Pum. Yep. Yep. Yep. So. But we aren't sad. If he has to be a bush horse. Yeah. Because as we know, bush parties are fucking fun. Oh, he may. Wilders do put the pump wherever the pump needs to go. That's right. One of us, you know, and he's proved that he has some go. We just need to cause horses can't talk, see? Yeah. That's a problem. I think animals should learn. The need to be so much easier. Imagine as you turn him on, he said, I'm fucking over it, man. I need a break and you go, oh, it's too easy. Or you can say, hey, brother, you reckon you could just put in for the last 200 of that race. Yeah, like we'll give you just an extra snack when you get on it. Exactly. You're looking prime, Pum. Can you just put in at the end? No, I'm fucking over it, man. Me legs a bit sore. I need a spell. It's too easy. It'd be great thing even with snakes too. Yeah. Are you going to bite me? No. Right, oh, sweet. How about you? We're coming outside to play with the kids on the tram. How about you head out the long grass, Joe? Yeah, fuck off, Joe. Yep. Joe, like sweet. Easy. So anyway, we can't though. No. So that's what makes it hard, but anyway, it's always giving up day on the pump. Now the warden. This is great stuff. Now we're talking about a fucking athlete. So I got a call from Troy Keeler, right? Oh, nice. Yeah. From Keeler Buccumbulls. I was just cruising down the studio and he calls me and he goes, oh, what's going on? It's just sort of wrapping up the year. You know, getting everything sorted, telling him about the fishing shirts. We got the samples off and they look amazing. So everyone who ordered one of those, you will be getting it next year when they all rock up, but they look pronged. Anyway, it was telling him about that. And he goes, oh, I'm just down. I forgot what he said to why he was there. It is down south for some reason. And he said, mate, I'm actually here with a bloke Uncle Davo. And I just said, I thought Uncle Davo, because I actually have got an Uncle Dave like my, my misses her Uncle's Dave and I thought, right, I don't know what it is. But anyway, no, it's Uncle Davo from the racing committee. Troy's with him. How they figured out that they were even, you know, he would have had some alpha bloke's murder. Maid he must have some choice. And you're like, listen to the boys. Something must have happened. But I jumped on the phone with Uncle Davo, we're having a y'all. What the fuck? So that was great. And then, you know, I said, how's he going, how's he going? We're going. He goes, mate, he's out in the paddock, rooting for Australia. Yeah. Which pumps me up. He's riding every cow. If anyone deserves to be out there just rooting right now. That's him. It's the warden. Yeah. Well, in a nice paddock with a heap of smick-looking women, when you're women, you can fuck. You can fuck. He deserves every root. Fucking sure of it. So it was great to hear. That's your update on ABW. He's just getting right into his work. Just dropping loads in anything that'll lift its tail. Yeah. Festive season for the ABW. Fuck yeah. Which was great stuff. Great. Great stuff. Now, I've got to cut my shirt out to you. Just over the thing. I have me a little few days there. The truckie who fucking nailed me with the horn. Yeah. Share it to you, brother. You got me smick. So I was waiting for the last day of school, right? Aries about to come out, last day of prep. All year sixes are out there finishing. Finish him primary school. Yeah. Anyway, walk him back. Cross a little bridge at Kalipe. Like right next to me. Or reckon I got airborne, man. Oh, shit. That hard. And then the truckie's out. Yeah. But the party with the shirt on, bro, he nailed me. So that was you, mate. Well, fucking played lucky. I didn't need to shit. Seeing a few of them shirts in the wild. So good. And the team, great fucking turn around time, all year hooking in two days straight to get everything done. The store is closed until the new year. You know, just so everybody can have a well deserved break. But all your stuff should be sent out and you probably should have it by now. Yeah. Yeah. So that's pretty fucking cool. And the other one, CRTP. Oh, yeah. Quite a lot of your old traders. Love them. Me little board that I like reading. Yeah. Love them. Red another one. No matter how far you push the envelope, it's still stationary. That's just a good straight up the gutter in there. Straight up the gutter, mate. That's good for any dad driving with kids. Hit him with that. You'll get fuck all from it, but they'll go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's a good one. Well, I thought so, but I guess. Yeah. That was good. So yeah, man, that's that's pretty much me for, for, for, for shout out all the stuff. I got, I got plenty others through the next few segments and stuff, boys, but I don't know. I don't think I've got any shout out. Oh, Buffalo Bills are sending us some shoes to try out. Oh, yeah. Some, some, he said, because you know, we were talking about what all the joes out on the station were wearing. Yeah. And he said, shit, man, he said, this is the shoe for you for a fucking sneak and a real night-footed rascal. He said, I'm selling a shit load of these. Yeah. So I won't just fold too much information, but I'll just get him here and have a little bit of protest. But yeah, so he's reached out. Yeah. I'm still, I was going to put something up the other day. These things, right, that I've got the split in. Like I could just go and get another pair of black and white double pluggers, but I'm always like, when you get a chance to try something smick. Yeah. I just keep going back to on poo. Yeah. I've tried all the different ones. Yeah. See, you weren't a fan of the surfer joes. Yeah. No, they were, they were pretty good. But sometimes they take a month to wear in there. Month to wear in and they are big heavy fucking things. Claude Hopper's, I think. You know, so, but see, they can be me sand thongs. Yeah, they were. And snowboarding. It's like all these things, poo. Like those are prime for certain things. The crocs are great for certain things. I want the all terrain all round double plug and thong. Yeah. It's just going to put out through work. No, I think someone needs to look in new with thongs. What's that? Yeah. You know how fucking shitty and slippery the cunts get when they're wet? Yeah. Can we work out a way that they're still grippy when they're wet? Well, see, that's the thing with the Rocco's rod. I really love the Rocco's. They're a great thong. But those ones with the blue, like the colours on the top, underneath brow. I've neared a lot of cup with thongs through through slippery thoughts. Slippery after somewhere. But there's not a there's not a thing out there. And it's and it's even on the top, like from between your foot and where your foot contacts the rubber. Your foot slipping. And that's when you need to know your thong. If you're going to be doing that chuck your crocs on. Yeah. You know, that's where you've gone. But can we look into where and a fucking yeah, some son thought of a thong that's not going to fucking slip about. Well, look we could prove. Well, have a look at it. Yeah. Should we go, should we go pub and boys, pub of the week? We could go pub and I suppose that's called pub and we're the cleater. Last pub of the year boy. Last pub of the year. The year, a big chafen merchant, cleater. He's a pub guy. He's a pub guy. He's a pub guy. Don't ask. He's not a town guy. There's no towns for last weeks. Well, as you consistent. Yeah, he doesn't know towns, but he knows fucking pubs. No, it's pub. Give me a pub in the town. Don't make him read it. That's fucking it'll like it. It'll like it. The family hotel. He's named for a pub. Yeah. And you always pronounce the pubs pretty right? Yeah. Pretty, except if the town name is in the pub, look it forward to hearing this read out. Family pubs. Last one of the year. Do you reckon he'll nail it? Oh, we'll see. We'll see if he's got it. Does he have any tabs open to your head? Yeah, I've got a few. The family hotel is in Briscoe Street in Tibubora. He got all that right. You shouldn't have said the street name because I read it. That's where you fucked up at the start. Tibubora. Tibubora. Built by Francis Bladen in 1863 of likely quarried sandstone. Tibubora's family hotel is one of two pubs in this remote corner country town. The town's other hotel, the Tibubora, is generally referred to as the two story. Family was once a part of the web like Cobb and Co network where passengers gained respite. From the rough and tumble of stagecoach travel and horses were changed for the next leg of the journey. If it's today, the old horse stables are still located at the back of the pub. Nice. Tibubora was established at the height of the gold rush. First name, the granites. For ancient granite tours, which stand almost like fortress likes around in the village. Tibubora was originally part of the Albert goldfields, which was centered around Milperinka. I think I know that. About 40 kilometers to the south. Carol King Sydney Kidman set up the first rations store on the new goldfield. Frowning the town's main street with a shady variant of the sit and relax. The hotel's the substantial building. Massive sandstone block walls providing a feeling of permanence inside. There are two bathrooms along with a foyer with an open fire. There are number other rooms as well. Adorning the walls of the pub are a collection of original murals painted by well-known artist Clifton Pugh. Russell Drysdale, Max Miller and Rick Armore. All were regular visitors to the corner country as well as the hotel being inspired by the region's rugged desolate landscapes. There's a mural with this handstone. Beautiful. Nice. Look at that. Could you tell us what major precinct is closed by there? Major precinct. Like what's the biggest town nearby that people might know? I can do that. Thanks. How's it going? Oh, the old foyer drum out the front. Look at that. Lower the foyer drum. Beautiful. Sandstone's pretty cool too, I reckon. Fuck yeah. Nice touch. Oh yeah. It's porous though. Porous. Don't know how fucking goat heads on display in a sandstone building. Fucking the smell gets in the walls. Oh, true. I'm telling you, mate. I've got a review here. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, look at the roof and now it looks. Look at the fucking seafood. Great atmosphere from the host and staff. Well worth a visit. Just popped in for a cold drink and ended up staying for hours. The very friendly international staff and owners were very friendly and made us feel very welcome. Great ab back feel. Ask for my listen. She'll help out and give you advice in the area. It uses this stopping point on the way to Cameron's corner. Nice. Five stars from Neil V. Oh, Neil. Pro table. Yeah. Basically what's going on with that bed? Looks like it's just on the angle. Yeah, I'd be fucking my OCD wouldn't cop that. Beautiful. Oh, nice. Nice country. Pa, what do we got on the dining front? Quinoa? I could not find a menu. Is it safe? Oh, great. We got some photos here. A bit of seafood. Oh, burger, seafood. Yeah, it can't go wrong. That'll do. I fuck yeah. It looks like not about now. I'm hungry. Fuck. Perfect weather for a beer. I tell you. 34, 37 yesterday. Yeah, yeah. And we can have a look at Tibibor on the map for you. Big should if you look. Yeah, see what I don't read. I'll go. I'm going to. I don't know if you've nailed that or not. Tibibara would it be? Tibibora. Yeah, Tibibara. May you be you. I'll definitely fucked it then. Yeah. Tibibara. Tibibara. Right. What are we going to do there? Big should. Oh, it's just that. I said Cameron's corner there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Right. So let's say it's North West. New South Wales. Very North West. New South Wales. They're virtually in the corner. Yeah. Yep. Fuck yeah. Cool. Stone's road from Sargaminda. Yeah, yeah. I was just going to say it's our hands are good. Yeah, I'm is. Yeah. Fucking long phrase. Probably. Yeah. Probably the week. So I think we've got a, I think we've probably got four or five left in here. Yep. And we'll do some workshop. And when we come back from the new year about what kind of segment? I've got another book at home. And we're going to have a look at not populated by the straw and yarn related. Yeah, we're going up with something. Yeah, we're going to still keep it freshen up because we love pub of the week. Yeah, we're all about it. Love drawing light to some of these cool things. Yes. Part of Australia and the foundations here. Yeah. Well, I think we should put a fucking big old pole together. Mm-hmm. Biggest mobile pole. Yeah. And we've actually really get behind it and find Australia's best outback pub. Fucking find it. A gray on it. Every motherfucker votes. When we find it, me, you, Kufton, Chafton, Merchdon, Fun, should make a trip to the best pub in Australia as voted by the ABC people like to say. Yeah, like fucking because. No, I don't want to go to a busy pub. I want to go to the best outback pub in Australia voted by some big survey that was created by those. No, no, no. By how far? And do they have to just submit their own names? Yeah, I don't know how we'll. How we'll go. But I'm with you. We need to sus out who just out of pure numbers of people. So we could put a pole in and we could name a few and then people could either vote on that or we leave it so that they can add their own polling point. I think that has to be the point. Yeah, obviously get people who would just be fuckwits in there, but you just delete those ones. Like I've been to some fucking bush pubs, man. And we need to go to the best one. Like I love going to fucking nindy gully because there's a part of the butt we used to be able to smoke it, part of the outdoor butt. You know, that was cool as fuck. Yeah. But I bet you there's way cooler than that as well. Yeah, it'd be a big process but I'm keen to sus it out. Yeah, we just get the votes together and go from there. What do you reckon? Merchant chafed in front. I'm all for it. Yeah, well, you'll be filming the cunt so you better be ready. Yeah, fuck tonight. We'll have a fucking bit of a party of an event. Yeah, that sounds fucking meat and greed of Australia's best pub. Yeah, well, that's sus it out. Let's look into that in the new country pub. I think they're good. Yes. A good way. And then we'll fucking pick a date and the time will all go. Something that aligns with what the pub of the week's been. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, maybe you could do a list, Quinoa of all the pubs in that book. Yeah. And we can put that to a pub and be able to vote to the ones that we've done and say which one of you visited. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm all about it. Sounds good. Fuck yeah. Ah, before we move on, though, we've got some pub ammo boys. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've even got something this week. Beautiful. Now while we're peeling the flats, doing our last minute shopping, there's a song. You were pretty much guaranteed to hear. Where I carries all I want for Christmas is you was released in 94. And all this time later, it's still it's still Prince money. So every December, the song earns an estimated three to four million streaming radio play. Shopping centers ads and Christmas playlist worldwide. Sure. The wild part. Mariah reportedly never needs to release another song. That one track alone has earned well over 80 million. Wow. Wow. It also hits number one again. Almost every December is one of the most streamed songs of all time and disappears from the charts every January only to rise from the dead 11 months later. That's crazy. So while everyone else dreads Christmas, retail, music, Mariah Carey basically owns December as a business model. How fucking wild is that? Oh, Mariah. She'd be thinking, man, Christmas. Yeah. Like she's literally going, how good is fucking Christmas? And it would be W like, I was just saying the money. Yeah. That's a graver to ammo. So that's a bit of ammo for you. Is why you just fucking blind at the bar. There's a two-minute block of silence to you and the other bar flow can go, I might. You know. Yeah. Fucking Mariah. Yeah. Mariah. Yeah. That's mine too. I've got a couple of things here. Oh, fuck. Right, I pawn hubs, release some statistics copy. So it's the last show. Give you a little talk and point over Christmas at the pub. The most viewed categories of 2025. The leading lesbian. Yeah. I love that. Second, transgender. True. Third, male, then anal, mature Japanese, three-some, Hentai. Hentai. What is that? Hentai. Hentai, sorry. It's animators. Yeah. Ebony, Asian, big tits, cream pie, amateur, verified amateur, cartoon, big dick, Indian, big ass, BBW, which is, I don't know if it's big, beautiful woman or black, what? I don't know. Blowjob, solo female, role play, Latina. So some of the old classics in there. Yeah. Haven't training so far up. Yeah. That's great. That's a bit disturbing. Now, most search porn stuff. Cool. You would be fucking, the number one is a bloke. Be fucked. Buy about fucking three, buy about two million fucking views. So that has to be like, obviously, blokes take up a lot of the numbers when looking up porn, right? Have you ever searched in a bloke's name? No, but it got me thinking and I wondered whether like, whoever this, Alex Adams is his name. Let's look him out. I wonder if he's just a fucking fair didn't can, people know that he's got the fucking gun. Gun sword. Yeah. This is him, eh? Yeah, this is him. Oh, Alex. I've never seen that come in your life. Probably seen his dick, though, queen. Oh, fair chance. Anyway, Angela White, Violet Myers, Bonnie Blue, Lana Rose, Lily Phillips, Johnny Sins. That's him. King. Annabelle Danger, Lexi Luna. Riley reads there. So you get the idea. Yeah, yeah. Then we've got one other. Okay. One other bit of public. Broken into generations. Gen Z, 18 to 24. Millennials, 25 to 34. Gen X, 35 to 54. And then Burma's 55 plus. Here we go. This is be interesting. So 18 to 24 year olds. Number one, search was party. Then feet. Is this party is in like in on the pawns? Yeah, yeah. On corner. Party, feet, POV, virtual reality, romantic, and cosplay, which I thought was strange. The Millennials, 25, 34. Are you still Millennials? Well, yeah. I'm 34 now, yeah. Number one, fetish, role play, squirt, redhead, toys, reality, hand job, and big ass. Copy. Gen X, 35 to 54, which I'd say I'm on the edge of. Yeah, yeah. You're fucking. Yeah. Fisting, hierarchy, blonde, vintage, double penetration, bisexual, orgy, and bondage. That's just old school fucking. Yeah, yeah. That's the main east. That's what I get front and those before. Yeah. Was fisting the top. Fisting was the top of Gen X. Yeah. And then Burkaki. And then the old boomers, the 55ers. Oh, what did they end up? Brunette, babe, casting, mature, threesome massage. That's just straight up. Yeah, that's old school. That's what they were doing in them days. Yeah. I don't know what queering, no fucking wedge shit. Where does? Oh, well, that's a lesson, pub ammo, from pull-in-up. Yeah, there you go. Will you just feel and tell you, like, I'm just going to look up. No, it popped up on me thing and I'm like, oh, I got a screenshot that. Yeah, it's interesting, poop. You got to know that. That's what you got to do. You got to fucking, when you see something right, you got to attack. You got to know. No matter what. See, you might have been resting up at home, chilling out, but you've been, you've gone to work there. That's right. And we appreciate it. Yep. Great stuff, poo. So there's some pub ammo. There's some pub ammo from the poo. That's right. Good stuff. I'm a multi-purpose poo. Who provides pub ammo? Yeah, pub ammo from the poo. Well, something else we should get from the poo is the last instrument for this year of happenpoo. Oh, some dumpies. Some Christmas dumpies. Christmas dumpies. Right, ladies and gentlemen, Christmas dumpies. Christmas dumps. It doesn't love having a good old Christmas dump. Everyone does it. Right, oh, come on, Kweifton. Right, oh, straight up, we've got half a pushbox. Fuck yeah. Obviously, you can't really say much more about that, but I mean, a good spare party. Yeah. Looks like it would have been an expensive bike. One of them racing ones. Yep. Yeah, so that was dump find number one. Oh, peps casting catch that he found. The other queer thing is that phone sitting on it. I'm guessing someone's had to have sat on that firm to have left their phone on there. That's a big looking catch. Right, looking catch. And it's not even wide enough to look comfortable to lay on. No, definitely just to sit up. It's a very. Oh, you'd make a porno on it, I'd say. You could see that under a bridge for sure. Weirdly designed catch. Yeah, strange design catch. Mm, made for stover not stover. Next, oh yeah. We got the fucking alley minute under trade toolboxes. Right, no boxes. No keys, but it was unlocked. Oh, candy. One for each side. I would fucking, I could use one of them because I've only got one on my yet. That's right up there at the moment. Yeah, I think that's going to be the winner, but then we got a bit of old school year. The old turf rollers. The proper heavy old school turf roller. Mate, that's isn't that perfect for your backyard cricket pitch. I like coming in to Chrissy day the week of you're getting the big roller out. Chrissy morning, you're putting a little roller out just to soften any bumps over night. Just getting the pitch ready to steam in off the long run on NANDs post. Go to alternate and roll those, mate. Oh, yeah, but that's prong. On NANDs Coping it this year. Yeah. No lengths, Africa catch getting bounced. But for me this year, it's got to be the at least app. It's got to be the toolboxes of me. No, it's got to be. You sort of can't go wrong. Yeah. Yeah. We were more prepared, right? And we will be next year of Pepskin to continue this great segment. Oh, definitely think. But today, we do a yarn of the year. We'll do that. That's fine. That's fine. Oh, I was going to say what we might have to get PEP in for an episode one day. Yeah, I can. And just talk about the fucking yarns from the dump because that would be a very, whilst I do think it'd be a shit job, it'd be fucking funny. There'd be some yarns coming out of them places. It'd keep you on your toes. You constantly be entertained by just what you find. There's positives in everything. You're out of dump. Yeah. Would you love to be there if you didn't have to be? No, you probably wouldn't. I like your own fun. Exactly. That's what we're all about here. So PEP, thank you very much, mate. Thanks, PEP. We love you. And I hope you want to keep doing PEP and Pose down for us next year. And we will get around to sending you some fucking shit. Yeah. Just being busy. But yeah, surely it's the boxes, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's the boxes. Firstly, if you're a real hardcore cricket fan with your pitch in the backyard, you would pick the right one. Or if you had a landscape and business that laid turf. Yeah. But for me personally, it's a toolbox. It'd be cool to own and say you have, but I just wouldn't use them. The half of push bikes, probably not real good for me. And the fuck, it's definitely sat on that exact bike before. Yeah. You know, no one has just rides to the shops buys one of those. This couch is wiggling me out, bro. Yeah, that's a strange. I've never even seen one of those in the shop. That is a thin couch. But it's a long, long thin. Yeah. Well, if you compare it to the size of an iPhone that's at the end, then there are really three iPhones, why? Yeah. It's a stovent couch. It's a stovent couch for sure. Holy get that down, Kweifton. Yeah. You've got a rope. We've got a frog. It's a really strange. Who's reviews later? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like it's a newy and it's like supposed to be a nice, elegant one, and it's just not. Yeah. But we'll get to that. Don't rush the system. No, we can't rush it. I do need to have a go with that thing. No worries, mate. Is that all right? Yeah. The cooking and eating, right? Yeah. Doesn't mean much cooking going on. Lots of eating. That's normally sort of this time of year, a fair bit of that sort of goes down, right? Jesus. That's like a fucking turbo bazooka. She's the triple stoventel. Holy muck. Gunner. Yeah. Get that in. Yeah. Watermelon time seven. Hoja. But yeah, cooking and eating. We did cook up a feed last time, and it's one of my favourites, right? Tell me. I've been talking about all these things. I've talked about it before. I've talked about it, then the stager of it. Stake, chips and gravy. That's all it was. Can't beat it. I just love it. I just love it. I just love it. Yeah, sausage on bread. And oh, you can't really go wrong with the sausage on bread, but that also got me to thinking. Chips on bread, right? It's a staple. Yeah. But there's two ways that I enjoy it, and that's lots of butter, chips and gravy, or lots of butter, chips and tomato sauce. There, me too, but I wonder what is more popular of the two? Well, see, even if there's enough chicken salt for me and there's enough butter and it's fresh, white bread and it's moist enough to eat. I don't need a sauce in there personally, but you very rarely get it that good that you can have it without it. I'll just like having the extra, I just think the combination of thick butter, chips and either a sauce or a gravy really does it for me. Yeah, it's good. But I don't know. I don't know that I can even put a comparison on it. It depends. I think you just got to weigh up where you're at at the time. How fresh your bread is. What, you got a valuable sauce wise. How much of a hurried you're in? No, it's a quick easy fix. Yeah, gravy. Would you go gravy or sauce? I'd go gravy. I'd go gravy over sauce. Yeah, right. And then, all right, there's another one for you quipped and chafed and merged and fun. Are you a barbecue sauce man or a tomato sauce man on your sausage on bread? Because we know you got it wrong with the pies. I'm really worried to answer. You're going to say barbecue, aren't you? Yeah, you should be worried. Yeah. That's all right. I'm still sorry man, it just tastes better. I'm still like you. Yeah, that's good. But see, I think there's not much food stop to talk about right now because we're about to fuck off all around the countryside. So we're tapering the fridge off of food. Yeah, I point down the big shop, so I sort of get in all the remnants of shit out, shit out. I'm actually going to you and I after this episode are going to go to that freezer. I'm going to grab a couple of things to smoke for Christmas. Yeah, it sounds good. Fuck yeah. But yeah, pretty much guys, like I said, I haven't been doing much, but I've been doing plenty of eating. Yeah, I've been cooking and eating for years, come fucking January 5. Fuck. Because I'm going to go on a diet when we come back. So I'm going to have to do some eating with vengeance between now and then. Fuck an oath. Yeah. But yeah, send out much report on guys there. Right. So this is too big. And too important of a topic, not to have an opinion about, right? Oh, yeah. Now, remember, this has been recorded on Monday. So whatever comes out between now and Thursday, we obviously can't comment on, but what we can do is suss out what the facts of the matter is now and what went down. So at first of all, the people affected by this terrible act, my condolences go out to you all. 100%, you know, about half of us. It's a fucking terrible thing. So if you've been under a rock, under a rock on Sunday, the 14th of December, during an annual Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach in Sydney, two gunmen open fired on the open fire, sorry, on the crowd near Campbell Parade as people gathered for the Jewish holiday event. Authorities have classified the incident as a terrorist attack with anti-Semitic motivation. At least 16 people had died, including a child, and one of the attackers, dozens more injured, around 38 to 40, with victims ranging in age from children to older adults. Police officers were among the injured, responding at the scene. So police say the two suspected gunmen were father and son. One shooter, around 50 years old, was killed at the scene by police, and the second was wounded. His 24 was wounded and taken into custody. Your remains hospitalised. A civilian at the scene tackled and disarmed, one of the shooters. Actions praised by authorities and credited with saving lives. Here it is here. Have a go at this guy. I'll mate's up against a tree in a bin, shooting. This guy runs super high on him and disarms the bike. Mate, that takes balls and stones. And to not just blow him away here. Mate, just fucking incredible bravery. Fantastic. So that man is a fucking hero. Yes he is. But honestly guys, like, what a fucking sad day for Australia. One of these fuckers was known by police and Aizio, and I quote from the head of Aizio, Mike Burgess. One of these individuals was known to us, but not in an immediate threat perspective. Wasn't he, Mike? I reckon any kind known to you, for those reasons, would be a big threat, and they don't fucking belong in our country. Mike, we're talking about people's lives here, not feelings. So if yours gets hurt, dust yourself off, champ, you'll be right. What is the calibre of grub being led into our country or even the calibre of grub that were born here and allowed to publicly go against the Australian way of life and turn our country to shit in front of our eyes? It's a fucking joke, mate. Absolute filth, a terrorist attack in Sydney, a mass shooting meant to be the most wonderful time of the year. Joy, happiness, family, friends, instead we have evil death and fucking fear. Yeah. They open the floodgates and now we've got an absolute shit show right in our backyard. Yeah. And who we got to blame? No, that's right. You know, it's fucked, mate. Where's the fucking money going? Why are we not putting a bit of money behind, sorting a bit of this shit out? You can't tell me you know where every single fucking tobacco shop is in the whole entire country because you're not getting your tax off the cunt, but you can't get a bit of a fucking handle on all these naughty cunts. It's the same with half the towns in the country at the moment. Fucking go to our springs, people are scared to walk outside, but no one's doing nothing about it. It's like we, we know that there's bad shit going on, but because stopping it isn't going to make us any money, we don't need to worry about it. Well, it's because to stop the problem, you have to group a certain type of people together and then you get scrutinized for being racist or or against a certain religion or whatever. No, mate. Sometimes it's just simple. You just got to fucking isolate the cause and stop it. Yeah. Like I reckon there's always a simple solution to a problem. People may not like it. It may not be fair on some people, but usually there's a simple solution. So let's simplify it here. Poo. If you had a big mob of cattle in a paddock, right? Someone left the gate open to the mountain paddock and a heap of scrubbers come into the herd, started causing a ruckus. Fucking shit up. What would you do? Well, you're fucking get your cattle in, get your fucking scrubbers off. Yep. Send them to the meatworks. Yeah, so yeah, exactly. You'd shut the gate, wouldn't you? You'd muster that paddock and you'd split up the shit. That's not supposed to be there that looks hauls and issues, right? Yeah. It seems like the easiest fix. Pretty simple. Yeah. I saw it at a situation out this morning, actually, that, you know, they could sort of use. So the school holidays right to last day, becks packing all the last daughters before the stores closed, Evelyn Harry and some of the other girls and that, they're all running around in here in the common room. Small children, right? And they all know not the bothers, but there's one in there. Evil. My beautiful little daughter. She's very inquisitive. So opens the door of the studio. Hey, and it's like, back down and I told you not to come in here, you know, we're working on that. So what we have to do, we just close the doors to the room adjacent to this one, lock it and just say stay out there guys until we're finished. So you eliminate the problem. All the other kids weren't going to do it. Evie probably would have though. Yeah. So unfortunately for the other kids, none of them can be in that side room. And then the issue the problem sort of put. Yeah. And we haven't had any disturbances since. Not one. Not one of them. No, you know, it's a bit like snakes too. Fuck me. Not all snakes are poisonous, right? But you're not going to get a bucket of fucking 40 different snakes and tip it out on your floor in the 11 room. You know, because a couple of them aren't poisonous. Because if one's poisonous, just don't tip them out on the 11 room floor. Yeah. That's pretty simple, isn't it? Well, here's another one. I don't hate snakes, but I'm not letting them in me out. Yeah. It's, um, poor someone gave you a jar of jelly beans, right? And there were 200 jelly beans in there. But three of them were poisonous. Like kill you instantly poisonous. Yeah. Would you take the risk and eat one? No. No. Send the jelly beans elsewhere. It's not worth the risk, is it? No. So look, I'm fucking sick of it. Stop mass immigration and sort our fucking backyard out. Yeah. And it's not like we're saying we fucking don't like immigrant. Like we're, there's, there's fucking people that want to come here properly and want to be proud Aussies. And want to live the Australian way. They see how we live here. They see how peaceful it is. How we all are as humans. And they love it. And how we get along. And they want to be a part of that. And that's fucking great. Yeah. But unfortunately, while those people have come in, some of these other kinds. And now it's, it's a problem. Yeah. It's not balanced. You can't, you can't leave floodgates open on anything. Yeah. Exactly. With a fucking damn like these big dams. If you open the floodgates. Yeah. Eventually the towns below will flood. So you have to monitor how much you can let in at a responsible amount. Yeah. You go right. We can let in. We can let this much in a day of water out into the catchment. And it can all run smoothly. Mm. Mate, it's, yeah. So I think it just has to fucking stop. You need to put a word on it. Weed out the shit while it's still controllable. If it even isn't anymore. Stop trying to not hurt people's feelings and start protecting the lives of the peaceful people that live in this country and who respect its fucking laws and values. Because what happened yesterday is not our country. It's something, if something doesn't change soon, something bad's going to happen. And if things continue as they are, more of this shit will happen all around us. I don't want it too. And it is not the answer. But I can see it come and mate. Cronulla riots 2.0. People are at break-and-point. They've had enough. And I'm scared of what's ahead, brother. Oh, a set of fucking balls and stand up for your country before the people in it are forced to take it upon themselves. Because that will not be a very nice scenario. It's just fucking cooked man. It's so cooked. It's hard to even comprehend man, but it's a very sad day for our country. And it should be a fucking wake-up call to the people that run it to do something. Yeah. The right has been on the wall for a while. 100% man. It's time to just stop dancing around, shit and pretending like there isn't an obvious fucking issue. Yeah. There's heaps issues too, by the way. Yeah, it's just one. It's just sometimes. Let's just fucking start. That's the thing, right? If you don't start, nothing happens. Like, hell, why are towns out of control? We know where the town is. We know what's going on. Why are they not getting fixed? Right? This is what happened yesterday. It's fucked, right? But that I think would be much harder to police than say this town here is out of control. Let's do something. If you're not even going to do that, right? If you can't even manage to do that, how the fuck can you do anything else? Yeah. Like, let's start like fucking getting some shit sorted. Yeah. Like, if you don't fucking start the process, nothing, you know? No one's scared in this country. Youth crime. The kids are not fucking scared because, well, I don't know why. Yeah. Obviously we're being too fucking scared. Yes, they know nothing's going to happen because people are worried that they'll get, oh, no, you're against this type of person or against this or that. It's just, look, when I try and stay out of politics as much as I can, because there's enough of it. Everyone talks about it and shit. But when the safety of your kids and the loved ones around you are starting to get fucking ashes. That's when you got, you can't help but to say, right, that's fucking enough. Yeah. Who fuck or who would think that it is not safe to walk down to the beach at Bondi over the Christmas holidays? Like, what the fuck? Mate, anyone, even for me, right, I'm so grateful that I'm only going to be at Agnes Collipi or Mirinvale out of farm over the next three weeks. Imagine if you had a big trip in any capital city with your family right now, booked over the next few weeks, how many of them are going to say, fuck this? What's going to come from that shit? Oh, it's Bondi fucking beach. The home of Bondi rescue. Mate, it's the fucking, yeah, one of the most iconic places in Australia. Beachwives, you know? Yeah, it's just, it's just horrendous man and there's just, there isn't answer to it. Stop being silky cunts. Don't, who gives a fuck, who gets offended by it? It's safety first for the people in this country. And I don't mean just people like us. I mean, people who want to live here, adopt the way of life in Australia and live peacefully moving forward as a country. That's who I'm talking about. Every single can't who falls under that. Where the only fucking country just quickly that that fucking appeals for everyone, like, you go to fucking any other country, you got to live by their fucking way of life, their rules. That's how it is. You can still have your beliefs and stuff, but I mean, commonly moving forward together, you got certain things that you all follow and do because that's how the country runs. Yeah, it's a fucking concern. It is a concern, mate, and we can go on about it for hours. But just want to say that it's probably a great time to get around your family, get around your loved ones, you know, and try and go through this shit together. I really hope something said of what's going to change. Otherwise, I really worry about how the public of Australia are going to react in retaliation to this sort of shit. Well, you let enough third world people in their country and it ends up a fucking third world country. That's right, mate. People from third world countries who don't want to adopt a new way of life to change where they come from. Well, I feel like that's why majority of them want to come here. Is it not? Well, we think it's shit. So I want to get out of that, but they come and bring their own laws and don't abide by ours here, which in turn changes it. And like I said before, it's not only the people coming in, it's people who are raised here, but radical people coming in, who are coming in more and more are changing the mindset to the people who live here as well. And fucking, they're all, yeah, it's just fucked. It's so fucked, man. Yeah, it's cooked. So let's just fucking hope that something gets done soon to change what's going on. Fucking off. Yeah, moving along. Yeah, moving along. Quinn looks like he's a bit cry. No, just the whole point, like say, like it's coming up to holidays and all that sort of stuff, mate. Visit in this beautiful spot with your family and go and then just imagine being like saved enough to go to Bondi for like years with your family and you happen to be there on that day. Those people were celebrating a holiday together, elderly all the way through to children, the funnest time of the year. The kids' faces lighted lit up. They're on holidays. The parents have got some time off. They get to spend time on their loved ones and they get mowed down. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, it's the one place, right? Bondo beach iconic. Never in a million years do you think that's not a safe place to go? Yeah, apart from maybe the old shark cruising around and we all know that. Oh, big shitty. Do you want to go to Bali for Christmas? Not really, because there's a bit of shit going on over there. I'd rather go to Bondi where it's safe. No, no, not anymore. Exactly, bro. Exactly right. Like no one's fucking getting on a plane going to fucking Iraq for Christmas and knowing that it's safe, but they will do it to come here knowing that it's safe. But now it's like, is it safe? No, no. No, it's not, man. It's a fucking joke. And what we said, there's certain things that you just have to have a chat about. We don't like to bring negativity and shit. This isn't that. This is a serious fucking issue that needs to resolve them. So that's what that's how thoughts anyway. If you don't, it's all affected heavily. Oh, I made 100% in that 100%. Just like any time of year, but this year in particular, at the start of that, it's shocking and we really hope we can get through it together as a country and we can all band together for the country. Yeah. Yeah. Now in light and news, yes. The old switcher rose being done. What are we done? So they travel in Jackaroo. Oh, that little car. He's up to no good. Yeah, I love it. He's a rascal. He is. He's one of yours. I mean, one of your. I don't know if he's old. If I'm old enough to be it, be the star. No, I just mean he's a rascal. Oh, rascal. Have a go. He's on the committee. A sunshine coach, Tony has pulled off an elaborate prank that gave his boss quite the shock. Sam Hughes called this giant chicken all the way from Brisbane to Nambor and dumped the beast in Clayton's towing carpet. Move these car and we brought it in, dumped the chicken, bolted it. Me poor boss looked on his phone and it just switched from a car to a chicken the exact same spot. Me thought he was, thought he was seeing things. Thankfully his boss saw the funny side. Sam is now going to take the chicken home. Yeah, good that. Better fucking skull, Doughery. So that's good, isn't it? Yeah, no one's hurt. There's a chicken set of a car. Great work. That's fucking hilarious. That's fucking great. Now this one, this is wild and I'm calling it, I'll headline it, the rogue pull, right? Jesus. A goalco's father of four has been jailed after a bizarre and violent revenge attack on a surface paradise message. So Quentin Hall claimed in the suit, claimed it, well that's what it Quentin. Yeah. Claimed a masseuse sexually assaulted him, telling police she allegedly began masturbating him and refused to stop when protested. So, sorry, just quickly, I think it'd be pretty easy to get someone to stop masturbating you. Like a simple, oil fuck off. What are you doing? Yeah. Smack the hand away, crosses averted. Still fucked, shouldn't be grabbing his Johnson with that permission. Continuing with the art. Instead of waiting for an investigation, Hall returned the very next day, armed with a jailed blaster and petrol. He burnt, he burst inside, assaulted two people, demanded cash and set the foyer on fire before fleeing. Yeah, no. Hall was later arrested and has now been sentenced to prison for assault, attempted robbery and arson. Wow. Jesus. That's a full aunt. So obviously, she didn't get him off, because you don't burn down massage powers after you've blown a load, I don't think. No. And blue balls is obviously serious matter, but that is fucking cooked, isn't it? That's cooked, man. That is cooked. Properly cooked. Don't do that. Yeah. Yeah, don't get, don't fucking masturbate people against their own wishes. Exactly. Don't burn down masturbators, houses. Yeah, masturbate of parlors. Everyone needs to just relax, I think. There's a few rules that we like to stick by around here. You just know a few, but definitely one of them is don't masturbate people against their wishes. That's a great point. Good call, big shitty. Yeah, Quinn tries to do it to me every now and then. I don't let him. So I don't have to go to his house and burn it down, because I just say no. Queef and Jayfe and mooch and don't be masturbating me. I do not, mate. Wait, now I've got an interesting one, airboys. Right, tell us. Clipper up there, Quinn. So, Clipper up there. There's a heap of lads who have caused a ruckus for riding in groups on their bike, some electric bikes, but let's have a hear a listen to this. Well, dozens of these young airbike riders were captured on camera this morning overtaking multiple lanes of traffic in the CBD. You can see in these clips obtained by nine news, there's about 40 riders in a convoy, weaving through traffic on Adelaide Street, drivers forced to stop and give way to the large and unpredictable group just before the day. They were seen overtaking cars and running red lights near police headquarters in the city. That place just on a straight motorbike. Some bikes appearing to be the electric motorcycles, which are illegal to be ridden on roads in Queensland. School holidays are already underway for some schools in Brisbane with this type of activity becoming more frequent on our streets. Please say they have been made aware of the group and inquiries are ongoing. Well, of course, have more details on this story coming up in the news at six. Right. So, I've got a simple solution for those gentlemen. Chuck some like. Chuck some Lycra on boys and you're laughing. Yeah. Yeah. That happens every fucking day. Every fucking day. Fucking day. The fucking pushbokers, the amount of times I've had to stop in the middle of a fucking road. Everything she just said. Why is this a thing now? This goes back to what we were fucking saying about these students. If you don't fucking get on top of a problem at the start, it'll get worse, right? Because that group of boys would have thought, look at all these cuts. Just riding through a brass with fucking 40 of them. Let's do that too, except we'll wear our normal clothes and jump on our pushies that we don't have to pedal with. What's the fucking difference? Fuck. Nothing. Yeah, that's fucking cool. So, I'm happy to pull that up, but pull all the other fucking units up that are doing the same thing. Yeah. Fucking sure of it. So, fuck off. Yeah, that's fucking fun. I'm fired up. Get off the road, man. Yeah. Get your pushy path, man. Go get a flat, boy. One abreast, man. Fuck off. Yeah. I hate it. Yeah. So anyway, that's the news. But yeah, shout out to them, young guns doing that. Yeah, like as in their calls and dramas as well, but like I said, if every other fucking, you know, yeah, that's right. Why don't we, we need to set better examples for the youth. But I think that's all it comes down to. Now, I was sitting there last night, boys. It's talking sport now, right? Right. And the big bash kicked off. Yeah. Now, Harry, like I love me cricket, right? And I'd love for me sun to realize how important cricket is to our nation. But I also understand, Poo, that I'm not going to sit in there for a test match and go, Harry, let me run you through what's happening here, mate. So you really love it, because you just fucking won't. That's reality. So big bash last night, perfect game to introduce him to, right? She's the high energy. There was a rain delay. So there was only 11 overs for each team. So it was just carnage, bloke, smack and six is hooking in. Great stuff. Now, a moment happened here, trendsetters in the big bash. So spotted an alpha in the wild. And I don't just mean a trendsetter. I'm talking about a bloke that could walk into any bloke's barbecue and just take over the tongs, right? Yeah. Like I'm like, as in I'm the king, go get me some paper towel chair, sort of stuff. So watch this. And before we do, for those just listening, there's been a massive six hit at the big bash. I'll make the crowd drinking one hand, catches a screamer with the free hand, doesn't spill a drop. This is what it's all about. Let's watch it. Oh, he's had a few beers too. That is a fucking alpha. That's an alpha. Like his life has changed forever. Imagine that yarn after every piss up. He's made to be thinking, fuck, it's almost as iconic as Aaron Gox. Stop on the cricket the other day. Yeah, just right and right front and center. Pull and smudge up. Just for being an absolute weapon with his high visors, you shirt on it. Yeah. But yeah, but that sort of stuff was great for for Harry, right? Yes. Getting Harry into cricket. It's like riding a bike. You got to, you got to start him on the big bash, similar to like your start him on the little ones, the balanced bikes. Then you go train him wheels and then you're into the test matches on the bikes. It's the only way you can eventually get him there. So it was good stuff. And yeah, I just wanted to shout that guy out. What a fucking absolute legend. Fucking ass. It's if he telepathically knew the path of the boy was like, it's going to land here and it just gravitated. And you know, like the celebration, he just knew what he was doing. Like he didn't carry on. No, he didn't look. And he just staunched the whole of that crowd and just pretty much said, that's what the fuck is up right now. Yeah. I just did that. Yeah. Now he's can all just fucking, you know, soak that in. Someone's been fucking with me microphone. I'm seeking here in this everywhere. Yeah, it's same because no one does Quenai. No, I don't know. Someone had to. You know, you know, that's you mate. Yeah, you fidgety boy. So I'll fidgety, fidgety McGavin. Well, I don't know, Quinn was fucking stirring it into me earlier, saying, oh, it wasn't me. It was the Regis. No, well, we haven't recorded it since fucking before I last recorded it. Well, that's what I tried to do. Check your fucking. That's what I tried to tell Quenai, but he's obviously trying to shift the blame. I didn't say such a thing, mate. No, mate. Don't be. Oh, fidgety boy. Quinn, you got to get stuck into your card on the weekend, mate. Yeah. Highlights from it. Bro, yeah, talk to us. I'll talk about this heavyweight stinker. Okay, sure. Stephen Usman makes his debut. This gentleman, so he weighed in at the 265 limit. Don't know what that is in Australian units. He used to weigh 512 pounds. So he's got that, you know, like the excess skin. Yes, that's the perfect terminology for it. Yeah. This was probably, I would say the best heavyweight fight of the year and also probably recently. Yeah. Broke the record for a three. I think it came second or broke the record for a significant strikes in a heavyweight fight over three rounds. Jesus. And it worked because you know when two knot fit heavyweights, bang, they can either just gas out and be shit. These, both of them had fucking proper gas. Oh, yeah. So I was really good. That was his debut. Lost all that weight. Massive moment for him. And normally the big boy's too. Quinn, I like, if there's a proper massive shot landed, normally it's like lights off. No, it's just connection. Mark Hunt, Justin Thomas, it was prime. Who's Cunt? Hey, who's Cunt? Mark Hunt. Mark's Cunt. Yeah. Neil Magni gets steamrolled. Did he say he was gonna win? Yeah. He's paying five bucks. I'm like, sure. Pretty nice. Dad, it's in for me. Oh, oh, Chris, he's saving. Oh, my kids aren't getting Christmas presents now. We had to return one yesterday. Yeah. What did your, what was your prediction? Magni in round three. Round three. So got subbed in round one. Daddy was it just at staving, like domination, domination. But the bloke he fought was a guy. Yeah, I made, not old Magnus. I don't think Magni's a submitter, is he? Yeah, he's veteran of everything, bro. I've never seen him submit anyone. You've literally have on a stream before. I've seen him smoke someone. Bobby Green. Yeah. Yep. Bro. I don't know how he has that many wins. King Green. He just, like, hands down proper and just walks. Yeah. I don't get it. It just keeps from underneath. Yeah, but, like, no hands up at all. Yeah, they call that steel chin. He's right. He's some brother of yours, actually. I, I seen the similarities and thought, fuck, that he could be Quinn's brother. This is a very quill and headkick style. Oh, yeah. K.O. It was insane. Well, we have a cracker pronounce in that for guys last night. Which one? Fuck, I can't even say it. I lost Scavitch. That's it. I think. Yeah. Yeah. He's Mickey from the shamelessest older brother. That was. I was. Been in Scavitch. Yeah. And then spinning elbow. Yeah. I love spinning elbows. Because Giga was, um, so he gets a ranking, so he checked Gatsky was 15th. Yeah. But, um, spinning elbow. And then as he was falling in the head, I like cemented the double tap after every time. And then spear on a watch, Brendan Royvel just get absolutely steamed. Yeah. I feel like like he obviously clipped him and even left it go for another 10 seconds or one or two more punches. But I felt like he was half still scrambling to get up. But you can't, you can't fucking deny the fact that he got proper dropped and hurt bad. So, well done. Exciting times for the flow rate division, brother. Well, you think, but now now we'll fight Van in the interim, in the interim to wait for the pentose you to come back from injury, wouldn't you? Yeah. Yeah. All right. But that was a bit more of a statement. Yeah. I don't know. Well, it's the only logical answer really. That's right. Big shitty. Fuck see you're on normal. Yeah. Definitely. I find, um, watch that fucking heavyweight scrap, bro. Yeah. It's. I see one of Quinn's relatives up there too. Just to say, you know, it's inspired me for a later segment that I've just did some research on just then. Oh, nice. Well, they were talking on the line. I'm on the fly. Um, what, so what's the first card? So obviously, that's the last fight this year. Yep. For UFC. What's the first last, um, last one of the ESPN era? Oh, here's me, boy, Paddy. Officially on Paramount. Is that so that's the next fight? UFC. Yeah. 25th of June. Oh, it's me. Bertie. Oh, we're going to stream that with Paddy on the bed on the day. What's the one before that Batista Oliver? No, this is after. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes. Wait. Yeah. Awesome. Fuck yeah. What a card is kickoff with. Yeah, bro. Stacked main card. Yeah. So, yeah, we'll be, uh, we'll be getting into a stream and work again next year. Fucking sure we will. Look at all Derek Lewis. That motherfucker. Wait. Poo. You would love him. You go watch Derek Lewis. Fucking just anything highlights him talking. Well, I'd say we're going to watch it together. You and Derek follow the same sort of life. My balls are my balls was hard. Took off his pants and the doctor gone once after a fight. And I said, what'd you do that for? He said my balls was hard. I love him. Yeah. And he just stoves. People always got the most knockouts in you. I've got a train now. Paddy, this can't, and Carlos. Yeah. Yeah. Say, hey, three boys. Yeah. You're in big shitties. Isn't it? Carlos is the OG. Yeah. What are you reckon for this time? Oh, I reckon. Paddy, I just think he stands up for a bit with Gachy. Gachy's one of the most exciting fighters you can watch, but I feel like Paddy grabs him and takes him down and submits him around three or four. I just fuck yeah, Paddy. Yeah. No, I just think that's what happens. Good Gachy clippie, more on the feet. Fuck yeah. But I just think that Paddy will get him down and submit him. They're pointing everything into hope that Paddy will fight. Well, I feel like it's, I feel like they've given him Gachy feeling for the style thing and Paddy style. Probably favours in that fight over Gachy and then that way they make the fight happen between Toporia and in Pimla. So that's what I reckon. But yeah, should be a good one to fuck and watch. Bit of boxing boys. So Timmy Zoo has already had his fight as you listen into this. Like I said, recording on Monday out Thursday. This fight's last night as you listen and so. Well, I can say, as I hope Timmy gets a win. Yeah. Always root for the Aussie in these scenarios. It's uh, yeah. Some. Yeah. Been interesting seeing it come back. I really hope he can do something good because, yeah, there's a, I don't know, it's not, it's not like fluent shit talking that's going on. Yeah. But he's putting, he's the one putting the pressure on himself. Yeah. And but he always has, I suppose, man, he's tried to take the big challenges and put himself out there. So. What a shit talking come from the other camp. Yeah. Fair bit going on. But yeah, so it's, it's pretty important fight and like we're not going to go into it too much because it's already happened. Yeah. So I hope he won any. And you know, keep the trajectory going because yeah, it's a good card. So I'll definitely be watching that. And then mate, Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua. Where is that Friday? Saddie. Let's have a look. Honestly, if there's any fucking snippet of that being fucking staged or fucking thing, I'm just going to be that off it. It needs to be legit. I just don't think Anthony Joshua is like he doesn't need money. He's still at the top of his game. Saddee. One of the best heavyweight boxes there's been. I'm not saying the best, but one of man, he's been so dominant for so long in that division. Olympic gold medalist. Yeah. Heavyweight champion. Oh, man, it's just, he just would not throw that line of Francis in there. Man, I feel like if Jake Paul even makes it through the eight rounds, that's a, that's a massive win for Jake Paul. I just, yeah, I'm fucking, I'm so intrigued by it to see what goes down. Yeah. And mate, fuck me. Like I, I don't want, I don't want to fucking, I don't hope Paul gets knocked out for whatever reason. I just think he does. Like I go, what a set of nuts on that kind of stepping up in front of the whole world to fight one of the best heavyweights in the world. So, mate, all credit to him, he's doing the big fights. I just think he gets knocked the fuck out. Yeah. You know, if it's a fair normal fight, there's surely no way he can win it. Well, I, well, I don't think so. So if he does full fucking credit to him, man, but yeah, it's, it's just the size difference. Have you seen him squaring off? Joshua is a fucking man mountain. And just full of muscle. Look, he's not one of these guys who hits hard. That doesn't, it's just huge. And in production, look at the cut. Yeah. Jesus. That doesn't make sense. Sort of stuff for Paul the other day. He's looking great. He always is going to improve the amount of time and effort and team. He puts into it and money. But just, you're talking about an absolute killer. Francis and Garno was sleep, like a sleep. So, real bad man. So anyway, I will be tuning into that. I'm looking forward to it. It's going to be fucking strange. And like I said, even if you're not that into that fight, you can go and see they always put really good quality boxing fights on before all of those main events. So I won't be missing that one. Wonder if Knuckles is going to be at that fight. Oh, no. He's made it probably be walking Paul out. He didn't have a few out. Who the fuck's Jake Paul? Yeah. Have a big old, big old. He probably will be. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it comes out in the papers later today that ACDC. We're all wearing CTC caps, last night. Yeah. Yeah. Or you'll see CTC on Paul's pants or something. Yeah. Figure it out of way. Boys, the bit of motivation here. I fucking watched a bloke reading a poem out online the other day. And fuck me. It resonated a lot. Great. Michael Kane. Yeah. I think it was just such an, it's a prime wealth underscore it was on Instagram where this real is. And yet, it's pretty, it's pretty impressive. Pretty walled. Kipling power. It's one of my favorites since I was a boy at school. My father read it to me once. If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you. If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you. If you can wait and not be tired by waiting or being lied about don't deal in lies. Or being hated don't give way to hating. And yet, don't look too good, not look too wise. If you can dream and not make dreams your master. If you can hear the truth you spoken twisted by names or watch the things you gave your life for broken and stoop and build them up with worn out tools. If you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it on one turn of pitch and toss and lose and start again at the beginning. And never breathe a word about your loss. If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue or walk with kings nor lose the common touch. If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you. If all men count with you but none too much yours is the earth and everything that's in it and which is more you'll be a man, my son. The Kipling. Fuck yeah. I think that's pretty fucking well to just think as you grow up and get a bit older like for me always realizing that like I always talk about my conscience and being out of life I head on the pillow at night and go to sleep. If you know within yourself that you're a good person and you do the right things by people regardless on how anyone talks about you. That's right. And that's the fucking main thing. Be a good person to your family to your mates and people who deserve it. That's right. And who gives a fuck about the rest. Yeah, that's a part of being a man. Because there's fucking lot of shit comes in the world. There is man. And people are going to say shit about you. If you put yourself out there there's always going to be opinions. But at the end of the day like that's all it matters man. Knowing yourself that you're a good person and you're doing the right thing. Bloody ass. So yeah man that fucking hit me. That one that was that was really good. Transsetters Pooh. Oh mate. They're going well. They are. They'd be off me. I've slowed the pose down a little bit. Oh yeah. I just cut a mac a bit. Weaned them off a bit. Just wean them back slightly. But I think what we are getting through is generally pretty good, right? So interesting talking points anyway. That's great. One of them. So with all the bad going on in the world at the moment they're still some good. I really wanted to shed some light to this right. So Bianca said boys a local farmer passed away during a horrible bushfire here in the area. Everyone has gotten around the family and helping out get the crop off. It's been a wicked turnout. Here's a happy snap from yesterday. So there's 26 plus headers. 18 plus chaser bins. 30 plus trucks. I love a lot of grit and even a few cheeky beers to end the long days. It's bloody heart warming scene and seeing so many people in one place helping out a neighbor. That's what Australia is fucking about. That's it. That's what it's built on. That's what you should adopt if you come to this fucking country. Shit like that. Helping people in need. No matter what they're about or where they're from. Someone needs help. That's the Aussie way. Help them. So unreal to see that sort of shit. Still alive here. Sean puts up men and this is just a personal one that related to me. He said kids have lost the remote. I've turned the house upside down. It's nowhere to be found. What's the next step? Transators. I can't explain how much this pisses me off when it's not actually a big deal at all. Like walking to the couch right when I know I get to just sit out and chill out, chuck something on zone out. And just before I sit down I do a quick scan and realize that there's no remote anywhere. No, it's gonna. I could just punch fuck out of something. Yeah, no, it's a thing. It's not the right thing to do, but it just really just mashes my mood down. And I used to have that little zip thing that you attached your remote to. It broke. Haven't got another one. And now I just used me phone meant I come a big analog remote guy holding the remote. But sometimes you go to adapt and I got this app on me phone. You go turn the TV on and I can control it from me phone. So I don't even look anymore. It sucks that I've had to go to that because I like pressing that button. Yeah, but you know, it's what it is. Yeah, that's right. A thread that you put through in there. Poo, which I love was best sayings for blokes, not all there. I'll start this bloke more than a few french fries short of a happy meal. You chucked one in. Poo, dumbass dog shit. One of the classics. What else have we got? There was some fucking good sharpers of bowling ball. Yep. He'd climb a glass wall to see what's on the other side. Few roues short of the top patting. Seven cans short of a six pack. That's hilarious. Can't put brains in statues. Two teeth short of a smile. Not all these dogs are barking. Yep. Candle. They're not real bright thumb in the bum mind and neutral. Yep. What else we got here? Sharpers are wooden spoon. We'll spin in but the hamster's dead. He's only got one paddle in the water. What's that? He makes two short planks look like a computer. Made of spare parts. He's elevated. It doesn't go to the top floor. Yeah. I don't know if he's arfer or marfa. Useful as a refractor on a helicopter. How'd a bloke used to work with? We called him jungle because he's thick and dense. That's a fucking good one. Yep. Fuck yeah. No, how'd a fucking look through the other? The bloke's a chromosome short of a human. Two. Couldn't lace up a pair of thongs. Like you have a sandwich. Yep. Your mate. That's your mate. Your mate. That's Australian. That's two words in our culture that if there is a rogue person of any breed shaped or form. All you do to your mate is lean over and go. Your mate. That's the ultimate. That's all it needs to be said. Who you talking about? You know, I'm talking about. You know, your mate. Yeah, your mate. Not my fucking mate. Like that's how it goes. Yeah, your mate. And that's probably my favourite out of that whole comment section. Oh, your parents. Like do you ever do it with your sister? Like if your old men say something's going on and you go to your sister and go tell your dad to settle down. Yeah. Yeah. So you're old man out with you? Or you say it to Vex or you daughter out with you. Yeah. Yeah. She's off tap. Yeah. That's good stuff. And that's Australia people. How can I? You know, if you're wondering how to get involved with the country, that's a good one. Yeah. Your mate. You're made him. You're made. Yeah. So drop in a yawn mate. Now, we've got a couple of legendary acts from the trend setters. Zach, how fucking good is this completed the Iron Man? So we said, Lads, we fucking did it. Iron Man debut over the weekend. Got me goal of sub 12 hours. That is so long to be just hooking into something. Tried to wear the hat for the run, but it was so hot and the run portion that I was overheating like a like mad. Have a go at it. The pictures of him there. Carry on cap by the way. It's good listening. Yeah. 3.8 K swim, 180 K cycle and a 42.2 K run. This folks it. Fuck. 11 hours, 59 minutes, 46. Fuck me. He said, what's next? Not sure. I guess we'll never know. Bite off more than you can chew and chew like fuck. Fucking well done, Rala. That is nice. That is such an impressive feat. So yeah, I should be proud of yourself. That's just amazing. That's next level. It is, man. That's just fucking insanity. Can you imagine doing your swim and then doing your soccer when you're like, I'll finish it with a fucking marathon. Imagine big chaffin quave to chaffin up the head. Oh, I'll be fuck by one K of the swim. Shout out to skins. Now that's where you could understand lycra. You know what I mean? If you're doing that, then you know, I'll get it. Look at me. So well done, brother. That's fucking great stuff. Now another trend set up that we bumped into at the Supercross, who's getting into his work, still working full time, but absolutely kiss kicking ass on the motorbike Hayden Melrose. Have a have a go at him here. Well done, brother. Hey Melrose, we caught up after red case. It was a dream for you to get on the podium there for the round. You were very skeptical that you could make it happen for the championship, but here you are. Third on the podium for the 2025 distance. Yeah. How does it feel? I've made it unreal. Like in that, I've wrote good last weekend this weekend. I wrote unreal. I actually had third overall for the day there when I was passing Wolfsham. I passed him twice and I guess he put a bit of a move on me that obviously right for the show, but you know, I was battling for that championship squad and at the end of it, I just give it up. I said, no, mate, you have it. I want to get third in the championship. It was more important to me, and it's the best feeling in the world. Yeah, stuff that I've gone through and overcome, and now to have your family here celebrating it. It's a dream come true. It's something I'll choose for you. Congratulations, man. Awesome effort. Yeah. Thanks guys. Fuck yeah. How good. Another trend said it just fucking kicking ass. Someone needs to jump on and sponsor him. Quick smart. Fucking, I love that shit. It's awesome. I have to get him on for your next year. Yeah. Just a fucking battle. I was just battling. Just battling. Just battling. Just doing God's work. Just popping. Just kicking ass right. Fucking great stuff. Awesome. Yep. And before we wrap up, the trend said. I got one too. No, I'll do this at the end, mate. How do you go, brother? So I just put the post in about people getting cut off, right? I thought it was pretty important. The red, red and wonderful ways that you being cut off. And there was just one comment that I needed to read out. I know. Got kicked out of the walk about for dancing on the bar with no clothes after a big win. Couldn't understand when the public had two young lady servant drinks with fuck all clothes on. And the next comment was from Keith Jackson that said, "Did you?" And that was two. He's very own. Papa. So, Rod Jackson, he liked Big Shitty. Doesn't mind getting these gear off on the bar. And there's been kicked out for it before. Obviously a story, Quinn, I guess you'd not heard until that was put in there. No, I don't think so. No, I'm a pretty secret. In terms of all the stories, that's fuck all. So now we know where thequeef to get his mischievous ways from. Obviously, we know Quinn's mum is the most loveliest person, one of the most loveliest people alive. And her obvious breeding took a stronger charge and Quinn became this beautiful fluffy little duck. But, but there's some rascal team here. Oh, yeah, there is. And you can see it when, because obviously the way Quinn works with these levels of drinking and we see it. You can see an old Rod. It's like, you know where Bruce off finding Nemo sniffs that bit of blood and he goes, oh, hello. That's where Quinn, oh, sort of, you see. And he's got the shoulders. Mum and dad on each shoulder. Now, and saying all of this, Rod's also one of the best fucking humans. Yeah, just like the rest of us. He's got some rascal. He's got a bit of rascal in him. Yeah, I love that. I hope we get him on next year. Yeah. So, I just thought that was very good to hear. Great stuff. Queef and chafen merged in. Yeah. Janet too. Actually, he's fucking been through the ring. Yeah. There's he going. No, he's all sweet now. He's just like, he had an ear infection. Yeah. He was like, he was in a lot of pain. He was just pissed off because the bloat next to him, he wouldn't turn his tally off. He's like, fucking, he's caught him like, this can't wait. He's about to just fucking choke him out with his trip. No, but he's all sweet now. I hope I'll definitely be seeing them soon over the next couple weeks. Fuck yeah. Good stuff. So, I just want to say, being the last time we are in the studio recording for the year, what an amazing community we have. The support you guys have shown us this year, especially under the circumstances, is fucking amazing. What I can say to you is all forever, forever be grateful for it. And what I can promise is we'll be doing our very best to produce the best show possible into the future for the ABC. And we can't thank everyone enough for their continued support. Yeah. Okay. This is just the beginning. Fuck it, mate. It's going to be. We've had to get through this year, the back half of this year off the hip. Yeah, proper. It has been on the fuck all planned. It's just been what the fuck can we do to get through. And a lot of other factors outside of what everyone's doing that we've had to deal with at the same time is still showing up. But yeah, it's going to be great. We're fucking pumped for what's ahead of us. And we can't wait to take years all on that journey with us. That's right. 2025 might be the year of the pony, but 2026. Yeah, she's fucking on. She might be the year of the wolf. Yeah. She's a trend setter, baby. That's fucking good. And the pony as well too. Yeah, and the bull and stuff. No, I'm talking about the broncos. Oh. But you agreed to it. Yeah, because we bought cold brew. Yeah. Yeah, that time. The broncos can suck me from the back. Well, you just sort of half agreed that they were going to go back to back. That definitely aren't. So many teams or clubs that can go back to back, let alone more. Well, the broncos are a club that has gone back to back. Yeah. No, see how we go. The last pose reviews of the year. Yes. Are we going to do it? Are you ready? It's only short. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Big boy. Stickbook review. We've got gun art on the last one. We got fucking gun art. Now, why aren't they in proper? Oh, there you go. I was going to say, why aren't they in all the cleafage? We talked about out. This isn't just a filthy thing that we're just being a bunch of pervs, right? But at 100% home girls, you saw what it just did down an alley. That's a one way street. Yeah, but they are real women, not models. They are home girls. Yes. So very short. This is not a high rating magazine. Even though it's, yeah, anyway, we'll get there. So we got issue number 20. Is that say 20? Oh, yeah, 20. Yeah, where are we looking? Top left man above the picture. Before it's beside where it says bulk bondage kids. Yeah, bondage kids issue number 20. The picture 100% home girls all Aussie amateur spunks. So we got beaut blondes bubbles. Show us her plus bisexual babes. Yeah. So anyway, that's the cover. Yeah. First picture is straight up the fucking get that India next. Oh, yeah. Lovely. So we got some, there's some lesbian action, a little bit of lettuce hanging out the back of the burger there. Quite a long burger. Yeah, very long. You know, it's great stuff seen, plenty worse. Silver side sandwich they call that. They do. How good's calling me? Yeah. Look, like I said, this is going to be the quickest push reviews we've done yet. But we'll try and make some fun out. Next one, please. Fanny Mayan. Oh, yeah, that's the girls. But you'd say one on the top, you'd say well hung. Yeah, we're saying the other day. Yeah. Yeah. Big long clip. Well, indeed. And long for joiners and sort of they sort of run from the belly button to the buttole m counts. Yeah. That's a long set of fanny's. Yep. Next, please. Quayford. But no hair in them. No hair. Little V for vengeance. Nice. Yeah. Makes it look a lot better than it actually is actually. It does. So these are our bisexual babes, apparently. Next, please. Oh, we've got a cartoon. Oh, boy, it's cracking it. And I'll make smack in the slam and he's him. Yeah. Says what? You're the one that said I should get a hobby. Great cartoon. Great cartoon. That's just straight out of the gullternet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It might understand that generally we bumped into a few cartoons, apparently. Like, what's that mean? Yeah. Next, please, funny man. Another little comic. So we're having a little party. Say a bit of weird shit going on. How many guests do it? Did you invite? There'll be six. She picks up a cucumber and says, do you think this one will be big enough? The other more masculine looking woman grabs it. James it up. And the noise that is written is dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Yep. And that as well. Yeah, jab. That comes out broken. We'd better grab a cup of more. Look, not a great comic. Not much thought really went into that, I don't think. Yeah. Just a fruit and veg. Yeah. Right, next, funny man. Right, oh, yes, and mask girls. The SM mask girls. Geez, Annie's just, I want you to read Amanda and Annie of this page, please, quieftain, chaffed and merged. No, that's what she up the top. The bloke's right term as well. All right. Amanda first. Yep. Dear Amanda, you're absolutely gorgeous. I'd love to suck on a pair of your panties. I'll buy you an expensive pair of Philly ones if you want. I'd even pay you for your time if that's what it takes from Tomo Melvin Victoria. Tomo's just got. Amanda says, I never wear nickers. Tomo, sorry. If you want to pay for something, how about you go to the local brothel? Yeah. There'll be heaps of open minded girls available. I'm sure they'll be able to cater to any need you have. They might even let you suck their panties while they're wearing them. Wouldn't that be much better? But thanks for your letter. It's nice to know you guys find me attractive. If I ever do happen to wear undies, I'll be sure to think of you. No, Tomo. So she's just fucking cracked him off. Yeah, pretty much. Fuck off your wheel. Quick smart. And then here we go. Oh, Danny. Oh, mate. Like that pose down a bit for us to look at. Oh, mate. I'll feel like that pose. You're never going to make that whatever situation you've got going down there. Doing that where you're just standing up, leaning back and just spreading it like that is never going to look better. All right, Clayton. I think you're on me compensation. I was reading your interview. You can got a raging heart on. So I had to deliver immediately, which was at the same time, which was at the same time my mother was visiting. She came around at the back door and saw me wanking in my room. Dinner would settle it. Stanley from Surrey Hills. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. What's any regular about it? Danny says it's great to know someone can get off on my 44 year old body. I find it a huge compliment. I've recently moved in a state to Melbourne for work. So unfortunately, I kind of feel you dinner. But if you happen to be dropping down here, we might be able to catch up for a drink or two. I'm really sorry you were calling the soldier because of me. But I'm glad you wrote your letters, mate. Your letter has made my day. So like, you know, it's a difference between like featuring one of these books where your boobs might be under your dress and a thing. But that image there, like that, it affects some relationships of Danny. He just goes, well, whoa, whoa. Yes. Anyway, get on it. Next please shape didn't move too. Oh, oh, all right. Look at Lisa. Give us a bit of zoom in over here. What have we got here? That is like a yearning hippo, man. That's large. And what do we got? What do we got? Lisa, I like wanking with Danco Rubber. Makes my feel fiery when I spoof when I toss one over your picks. It was like a volcano. Can I get your e-mail so we can send each other around you picks and stuff from John Ode to why. Lisa says, I had brother who got some on his cock by accidentally ran around the house screaming. I'm not sure why you'd put Danco Rubber on your pink bits. But if that does for you, good luck to you. I don't have a computer. But if you email your picks in the magazine, they can print them out and mail them to me. When I do get a computer, I'll definitely take you up on your offer. I like sending sexy text messages. I love to exchange dirty e-mails with a kinky character like you. Heck, holy best. So normally turn the other magazines boys where it's like they're obviously in a professional shoot and then they get the photos done and maybe they don't have a choice as to what the image looks like that goes up. But these are getting photos done and sending them in right. Yeah. Surely Lisa would think that's probably not the most flattering photo. Do you think? Yes. Wild stuff. What got down cleafed and merged in? What do we got to the left? Nicky? Nicky. Rider. These bikes are fucking grubs fan. This is a chick that rode into Nicky. My boyfriend wants to watch me fuck another woman. I wasn't keen on the suggestion at first and didn't like him pressuring me. But now the idea kind of turns me on. I've caught him wanking over your picks. So I thought we could put on a show for him. What did you consider it? I can send you photos at my phone number from Sarah Adelaide. Nicky says interesting full stop. I've heard a few of us about experiences. I wouldn't mind seeing some of your photos and having your phone number. I've been trying to arrange a girl on girl photo shoot with one of my sexy friends recently. Maybe you could tag along and join in with us. I don't know how I'd feel about your boyfriend joining in though. You always send me some pictures of him if he's keen to be involved that long. Anyway, so he's a morning picks you up both and we'll tag it from there. Sit in the chair in the corner, mate. Just have a look. We're on our Lannabelli. Just zoom into the small picture. What is that? I'm a bit of a swatrap. That's off. Yeah. So obviously if you're only just listening, I think this magazine should have been called 100% rough holes, rather than 100% holes. We've got to appreciate that all built different, right? Same with Dicks. There's good looking ones, there's bad looking ones, but across the board here we just feel like it's um. And we wouldn't know what queens are because you won't show me. But yeah, there's some very unfortunate looking thing there. Yeah. That's just, you know? Yep. Next please. And this is our gym homie. Very fit girl. Yeah, it's pretty standard enough too, bad. Next. Look at the balloon not now. Does that? That looks AI. Yeah, that's what I was thinking about. Not. Let's have chocolate. Yeah, not much going on for the um. Just if you're listening. Sorry. That's right. If you're a patron, you've got a pretty cool. What do we got here? Sivia. Sivia. She's right, I read her out, Queen A. Hobbie, homey. Hobbie is bondage. Is it? She's 25. She's a two-a-guy from Auckland, New Zealand. No, it's a nice. When I lived in Amsterdam, I began doing bondage point for the internet. It's sexual free for all over there. I started going on a club and got into flag relation. I'm a Capricorn. I like to take control, so I tend to be a dominant. Although I have enjoyed the odd velvet handcuff experience. People from all walks of life are into bondage, but it tends to attract escapists and extremists. You can realise yourself from date, you can release yourself, sorry, from day-to-day existence. It's a very sympathetic subculture where everyone looks after each other. That'll probably do you for that. Go down. Yeah, go bottom right there, Queeftar. Yeah. Yeah, a lot on. Yeah. Yeah, nothing to hide there. No. Next, we've got some ads. A couple ads, per. One there for Quinoa, the Gay Connection. No, wait, I'm going to cut you a deal, Quinoa. Yeah. Once this year ends, I'm not going to tell anyone you're gay anymore, because it's obviously not true. Public disclaimer, Quinoa is not gay. That not happens paying $1.04. Yeah, we got date and mate, casual contact, Asian babes, Asian babes, high class babes, mistress two, of course. Yeah, after mistress one. Yeah. We connect you directly to the dungeon. Oh, beautiful. 190, 2210. That's all anyone ever wants? There's nothing to go straight to the dungeon, like with that deal and with the ad. $3.30 per minute pay mobile. Queeftar. Would it be any pauses there? No. Multiple billing options with, get off with us. Oh, yeah. Get off with us. Yeah. Get off our us. All right. All right. Oh, the eight. Holy. What's going on to that? There's a few. That's bubbles. There's a few defects. There's a few bubbles, literally. Bubbles has got some shit. Yeah. But you know, bubbles are getting into a work that I'm sure she's lovely last. That's the thing. Look, we aren't perfect down there either. We aren't featuring in a fold out of it. No, I could, but it'd be pretty embarrassing. People would say similar things about us. We were in there floating everything. What the fuck is that? Poot. Yeah. Next, please, Queeftar. This one, I just thought I've never seen anyone pose like that. Yeah. It's an old, it's like we can't just stand in there, bent right over with a head straight between the legs. Between the legs. Yeah. Simple. Next, Queeftar. We're nearly at the end. This is how sad this ride. We've got some fucking judge Stanley. Oh, see here we go. Deliver his cash justice. Right. So you send in and obviously that's what you get. So we're going to read a couple of ease out, Queeftage. Expensive taste. Hit us. As much as I had to put my hand out. Judge Stanley, in this case, I've got to. I met this girl who I fancy heaps. So everything I asked her to go out with me and she wasn't opposed to the idea, as long as that somewhere is classy and respectable. Not the usual shit pits me and my mates used to go on to. This was made clear to me and no uncertain terms. She's a girl with discerning taste. You see, please, please, please help me out with some cash because I'm just a humble shelf stacker in a supermarket and the sort of restaurant she wants me to take her to his way out of my price range. Judge Stanley's verdict. Give him the price. $1.80. Horidy Femmes like your little lady friend don't deserve winning and dining at Ritsey restaurants. George, they deserve to have their drinks turb with the finger that's linked at a wall in a steamy rectum. Moreover, it thoroughly irks me when a loser like you lost after a woman entirely above their social station. Surely there's a check out girl or two who'd be charmed by your offer of a nine-out and a council car park with a bottle of Pepsi and a chicken bat. He's a total 80 for you to purchase a picnic bar. I'd suggest you eat it yourself. Hey, Judge Stanley's fucking ruthless guy. Judge Stanley delivering some home truth, like brother, if you want someone who eats like that, then you fucking got to pick your game up, bruh. You're going to read all three of these, Quinn, so I just think they're great. Yeah, Judge Stanley's pretty good. Well, I request it's rather silly, but I'm going to go ahead and ask anyway. I'll have an officer workmate who looks like the carter beaker from the Muppets. He has the same upstanding orange hair, the same thin and symmetrical head, and he makes a meeping sound. Not just someone with a brainy Muppet hero. I was a window shopping recently. I found a beaker action figure for sale. Trouble was across about 70 bucks. There's no way I'm paying that just to have a joke on a workmate. Judge Stanley provides $140. They have dude at maths there, quickly. I am rather partial to the Muppets, and in particular, the character beaker, Judge Stanley says, your request is by no means silly. It's a demonstration. So you have the good taste to enjoy quality characters and a wonderful TV program. I shall send you double the cost, so you may also purchase a beaker figure for me. The only thing likely to upset this person, associate attitude of yours of ours is I don't receive my action figure in which case, I'll send you to be fed into a garden, maltra, and afterwards encased in a sausage skin. How are you, Michelle? I'm unreal. See, Judge Stanley knows what's important and what isn't, right? Yeah. Right, and we got the we got the big one here, right? Yeah. Right. Bag of man thief. I am what you might call a light-fingered Louis, Judge Stanley. I can't keep my fingers off my flatmate's property. I don't know why, but whenever he goes out, I find myself rifling through the valuables in his room. So far, I've taken money, drugs, and a couple of girly mags that he's too embarrassed to mention. He has a girlfriend. The thing is, I recently went over the top and took more money than I'm used to stealing. I noticed a $50 note stuff on the base of his reading lamp and couldn't resist confiscating it. I'll have to replace the money before he gets back from holidays, but I've spent most of it on pizzas, DVDs, rentals, and the pokies. What a piece of shit. Yeah. Judge Stanley awards $0. I'd never refer to you as light-fingered Louis, bossly. Rather than you are a tea leaf, a tow rag, and in my estimation, a frightful abomination of a sneaky corrupt crop circle. So you find yourself in a sticky spot, V-o-v, your habitual dishonesty. That is a shame, isn't it? Because I suspect, and I'm quite experienced in these matters. Then when your flatmate returns and discovers a theft of his bag of silver, he'll more than likely articulate his unhappiness by vigorously guarding your head towards a quarter of our service. While you were almost certainly suffer physical injury, I doubt very much that you're worried me in that least. Yeah, Judge Stanley. Fucking nice, Judge Stanley. Yeah, good, is he? Yeah, he doesn't miss this. Everyone can do it a bit more, Judge Stanley. I'm going to go ahead and get to the point. So I think Judge Stanley's the highlight of this man. Oh, I'm sure. What a rogue one. God, I next, please, fronty man. What is that? See, what I think too is the way that they've been told to show their things is not, yes, they've been misguided. They fucking have. But she's not terrible, and that could look better maybe. It's like they all lined up with the beach on cracker night and Darwin and shot him out of there. Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure the kids for that in Stranger Things Pro, that's it. Oh, yeah, I'll be watching Stranger Things. Is it any good, Quenna? What are you up to? Like three episodes in. The first season. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's good. But none the last two guys, the fact of the matter is they are home girls. Not all of them look the same. It just so happens that so many unfortunate looking ones seem to be one after another in the same magazine, getting showed in a way that just does not make them look better. And then we got the wrap up. Oh, here we go. We love this. So these are the girls, Chelsea, Charlie, Bubbles, Nicola, Beth, Natalie, Brittany and Stacey Lee. And basically, it goes through wilder sex. Like we've done it before. Yeah, yeah. Any rug munching, Sri, some spit or swallow. So look, I think Stacey Lee had the wildest look and whole. So let's start with her. Right. She's wildliest sex location in the kitchen. Not that exciting. Doesn't munch rug. Not really had a threesome. But she does swallow. She's not in the tip fucking much. She loves it up the clacker. And I can't read the bottom corner of that on top. So pretty well, Stacey's got fuck all gone for her. Well, she fucking, she's into some bum stuff. You got that. Bubbles has got a ruffy. Um, she's had sex on a deserted island. She's very bisexual. She loves raisins. Loves come on her face. Um, she tried titty fucking. She's an anal ace. And she loves rough doggy. Yeah. So anyway, that's that's Bubbles and Stacey. Yeah, they go. Yep. What do we go on if you're having a crack? Hornbag rating. So they've got their hornbag rating. Chelsea's his five-steaf. For Nurgla. For Nurgla? For Nurgla. Um, Charlie is an angel. Bubbles is a total spunk bubble. Um, Nicola is a bendy bonk shell. Right. Um, Beth is a raunchy raven. Uh, Natalie is, uh, Nordic Nympho. Nordic Nympho. Britney's wet and willing. And Stacey leaves a cuddle bunny. And that can fucking, that was a guna poo on it. Yeah. 1.5 their big old steamer. Just a shitty shitter. And you get them, don't you? But you do. And look, it's more about setting it up for 2026. And they should have, I just reckon the girls have been stitched up there. Judge Stanley. Oh, Judge Stanley pop the sound of the key. Oh, surely that was the, the one out of the point where otherwise it would have been a point five. Yeah. So well done. Big lift today goes to Judge Stanley. 40's done. That's right. And I'm not picking another magazine. So fucking work it out when we get back. That's exactly fucking right. Have a Merry Christmas. Oh, yeah. Fucking love each and every fucking one of you. Yes. Even you that weird cunt that fucking is weird. And fingers he's own ass. If you're listening, we even love you, brother. Yeah, everyone. Yeah, the important thing is a, whether you got time off or fucking, whether you're working through just enjoy it, try and enjoy some fucking time with your family. Reset. Obviously the start of the year when everyone kicks back off is, uh, is hectic. There's shit going everywhere. Just try and make sure you're not burnt out when the fresh year starts with every cunt fucking rip and tear and bustin. Fuck yeah. Get her any mates. Yep. Get her any mates. Get her any family. Um, what do we want to tick off for the next few weeks boys? Just personally, if you've got any sort of things that you're looking for, do the most. I'm trying to do it. I'm going to try and do a fucking deadly hunt and trip. Yeah, but I'm not pushing the pushing the model. Just whatever happens. Obviously like this fucking stupid stitches in me leg for a couple more days or another week yet. So, um, yeah, get them out. Do a bit of hunting and fucking eaten and probably chase the wife around the fucking house. Yep. And just pump to do Christmas. Yeah, man. It'll be good. Yeah. I'm the same man. I'm looking forward to, like I said before, chilling out, spreading the style of the family, getting up the creek, fishing with me. Oh man, then taking the young fella and the kids doing shit like fishing, play a bit of golf, swimming the pool, drinking to beer, eating to pool, love me. And fucking recharge the mental fucking battery man because it has been definitely the hardest year of my life. Um, but also done some of the most amazing things that I wouldn't have thought was possible in my life. So, you know, you take the good with the bad, but overall, holy fuck. Yeah. Thank you, everyone listening and thank you to you to Big Rage and Homers. You too, mate. I love you. I was going to say, what about you? What about you, Quay, stuff? I've just started messaging a couple mates, like in Rocky Poon, just to see what, like their rosters are and shit and just start ticking off all of them, see all of me good mates. Definitely got to find some kind with the pool. Yeah, yeah, when I fucking left that a bit late night, you should have said that, yeah. Um, yeah, see family for Christmas. Yeah, I'm just keen to not look at the phone as well. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. I'll still be in the trenches with the trendsetters. Yeah, be a bit less active, vote for a way, like you'll keep it fucking rolling, mate, but nothing, uh, yeah, nothing too crazy. Yeah, good stuff. Fuck yeah, boys. All right, well, that's us, signed off for the year. The last episodes in the bank, like we said, they do not stress. There's regular scheduling with episodes all the way until we officially back to keep you guys entertained, through the blur, stay safe, have a fucking beauty. And, um, I've got a song to share with the Patreon, people after this, but for the rest of years, fucking have a good one. We fucking love you. Love you all. We'll see you in the new year. Fuck yeah.