Ep 321: Buttrock Daddies

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All right, yeah, baby. Don't shoot in the microphone. Oh, don't shoot in the microphone. Oh, don't do it to them, Durst. Don't do it to them. They don't want to hear it. They don't like that. No, they don't like that, see? I'm living in a nightmare. They don't like that, see? Your boobs are huge. Oh, welcome back to the pod, boys. It feels good. It's been a while. Do we have that on the board? I do. It was retired, but it needs to come back, dude. It has to. We're talking about maybe doing the cruise again, and we're talking, is the karaoke this year all butt rock anthems? It's been a while. Which could be fun. Oh, dude, Foley butt? Tight butthole rock? Well, don't you want people to do what they want? Or do you want it to just be what you like? Well, just one night. Just one night. There's karaoke every night. And boom goes the dynamite. That's sick. Every night. They can do what they want the other three nights. But when it's daddy's, I'm calling myself daddy now. Okay. Daddy's night. We're singing, it's been a while since I heard. So, we're considering that butt rock. I thought butt rock was like glam metal. It was a weekend. No. Like hair bands. I thought that was butt rock. Okay. Interesting. I didn't think that. I thought it was more, it's been a while. And more like creed and like, those kind of nickelback. Nickelback, yes. And I don't know why it's called butt rock. Adam? Yeah, why is it called butt rock? Because you have to clench your butt so tight to make it work. Is that really? Why? Allegedly. Why is it? Todd, why is it called butt rock? Allegedly. Daddy needs to know. I'm daddy also. Oh, you're daddy as well? Oh. Oh, really? Well, yeah. I'm pissed now. I didn't know him. I'm also a dad. I've been a dad longer than you. That's cool. Wow, okay. Yeah, you have been. Yeah. Daddy too. That's like a cool older brother being like, I've been alive longer than you, so I know more. I hear it constantly in the house. Really? It's still, oh. Emma won't stop. She's like, I've been alive longer than you. Emma, chill. Oh, okay. I thought that's how your older brother still end conversations with you. Like, I'm older. Yeah, mostly. I'm older. I know more. I'm older. I know more. That was cool. I was, we all were older. No, sorry, Ders. Not you. You were a youngest brother. It is kind of wild. It is wild to think that. I totally forgot who you were for a second. I was thinking about that the other day, like how Ders is the baby. He's a baby, but you, Blake, Kyle, and myself, RIP Kyle, he's dead to us, but we were all older brothers, and there was a lot of power when it came to being an older brother. You really got to trick your siblings, but doing cool stuff. Yeah, you were kind of, you were manipulative like that? Yeah, it was mostly like figuring out ways to have her make me money. Right. I would like do a drawing. I would do a drawing. Isaac, what's it like? She was like three, and I'm like six and a half, seven. So I'm three and a half years older than her. So then I would like make like these clay, like designs or these characters that were too advanced for her to make, and then I would have her, sell them door to door, and I would be watching from a bush, and these old women were like, oh, you made this? Because she's like a three-year-old little girl with hair and pigtails, and she was like, yeah. And then they would give her like $5 for these little sculptures that I would make, because it'd be like a thing to put your flowers in or whatever, and then I would collect the coins, the money. And did you give her a cut, or was it just like? I would give her like a nickel and be like, this is bigger. This is bigger. This is more. This is more than a dime, because it's larger. You know, you do stuff like that. I was waiting for you to be like, I would give her blades of grass and say, in other countries, this is worth money. Dude. This is worth a lot. In our house, that's worth more than money. I'll take this metal stuff. Ugh, gross, metal. Yuck. Yuck. You want natural. You want the natural. So you took advantage of it, is what you're saying? Absolutely. And I think all older siblings do to some degree. I don't remember really doing that. You're giving you into your, what is it? Just your instincts of, like you had different instincts? I didn't. Yeah. Like that actually was really smart. But I wasn't really like about making, I just had a paper route. Well, I had that too. But this is before a paper route. This is six or seven. But I love the idea that you try to teach your brother something and he'd be like, nah, bro. It's this. I don't recall like money making schemes or like, yeah, I didn't use my younger sister as a prop or anything like that. And then my little brother. Seemed like you had a pretty shitty childhood. Then like, no, I was like, you never played Ottoman with your little siblings where you just tell them they're an Ottoman and you put your feet up on them and watch TV here. Yeah, that's weird. Come in here. I'm pissed out. Let's play Ottoman. Hey, Ottoman, come in here. Yeah, let's play Ottoman while I play duck. You're being a bad on me with my Nintendo gun. Just yeah, they just want your attention. It's time to go play con the neighbors again. Well, do you think that because they were your half siblings, maybe you were nicer to them? Um, no, that never like that aspect never really factored into my my mind. Should we take a deep dive and really unpack that today? Yeah, I always have seen. I think I think that I think that is why I've always I've always seen my brother and sister as as just my brother or sister. Oh, yeah. No, that's right. I should not have finished that. That dynamic doesn't really. But but you would have to leave. You would have to go spend time with your dad, right? So you're not always hanging with them. So when you see them, like if I didn't see my sibling for a few days, which was never I saw them every day of my life, I might have been like, Oh, I missed you. Like, I'm going to be nice to you. No, no, but if you saw them every day, like I had to see my fucking little sister every day of my life. Yeah. You know, you're going to you're going to put her up to some money making schemes. Yeah, I guess you're right. I didn't know. Adam, not necessarily. Go ahead, though. Yeah, he's like, if you see your siblings every day, they have to make money for you. Anyway, you were. Saying, I guess you're right. I guess I there's a lot of advantages to being in, you know, from a divorced home, like two Christmases. Everybody's very aware that whatever you need to tell yourself, go for the gifts. I guess I get a little vacation from my brother and sister. It makes them kind of yearn for me to be back in the home and holding down the fort. Yeah. So not only do you get issues of Boys Life magazine and Sports Illustrated, you get abandonment issues. Hello. Yeah. I do remember kids being like, I get double and I'm like, but are you okay? Okie dokie. You good, though? I honestly. I've got two Super Nintendos. Speaking candidly, I feel like it didn't really fuck me up at all. I feel pretty good. I feel pretty normal. Well, you don't mention it. I have I have other friends that talk about even now to this day, they're in their forties and they still will talk about how they are from a broken home. And I don't want to talk about it. Yeah. I don't want to talk about it. It's kind of for a joke. But you're also like, you're still talking. There's truth. Truth and comedy. You're still talking. It's how the parents handled it. Right. Does that person's parents hate each other? My mom and dad are pretty, pretty civil. They get along quite well. Some parents fucking hate each other all the way to the grave. They're like, fuck that guy. Which is kind of more entertaining. Which is super sick, right? It's really cool when you're like, I don't know, Debbie, you know, like. What did that bitch do, huh? I heard you were a little late to pick up. Yeah, I was. I had work to do because I'm paying for this fucking mortgage. This is why I left. The little jabs that are just building and you know that they used to fuck so hard. Shut up, bitch. And you're just in the backseat just with your Daniel Tiger book or whatever. Oh my God. Well, why don't you cry about it? Oh man. I love that shit. If I could just take you for a ride one more time. Well, we're going to go ahead. Pizza. Well, he had pizza for lunch. Well, I've already ordered it. Well, I wish you told me. That's weird. God fucking damn it. I just bought him a bike for Christmas. Fuck. Can I talk to you for a second over here? Can I talk to you? No. About what? Oh, wow. Okay. Wow. This is really rolling off the tongue for Ders. I like this. I like this. Dude, it's fun. Yeah. It's fun. This is fun. I'm just like playing scenarios in my head just in case for like future stuff. Yeah. Future planning. He's already got the script. Yeah. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. What if I just disappeared forever? Huh? Then what? Would you like that? Oh, you'd like that. That'd be better. It is fun taking Bo to preschool now, and you see people's dynamics. You see other couples' dynamics. Drop off. Drop off. It's fun to see. It's fun to see. It's fun to see the business dads, and they're on their phones. You can tell the mom doesn't want them on the phone, and you're like, look at them. You didn't even say goodbye. Well, he doesn't care. Look at him. He ran right in there. He's fine, honey. He's fine. He isn't fine. He hasn't been fine for a long time, and neither have we. Can I talk to you? The fuck? Jesus Christ. Dude, it's also crazy. I guess no one's doing fun. And then he does the door open like Ben Affleck and just fucking slams it shut. It's also crazy. Dude, parents, they wake up fucking early. They'd be put together, man. I look like shit at drop off. My breath be stinking. There's one woman who we know who's like a mom of kids our age, and I'm always like, how do you do this? You're like ready to conquer the world in like a stylish way. And I think she works from home. Yeah. So there's no reason for it. No, but she's just like a stylish person. And I'm like, put together. I look like I'm leaving a water park. I thought like I was going to get a certain age and it was just going to like happen to me. And I was going to be like, now I'm just put together. And it turns out, no, you haven't. I wear basketball shorts 100% of the time. Like so much so that one of the teachers at Bo's school, I wore not basketball shorts, just other shorts. Oh, no. And I was wearing a polo. And they go, well, you look put together. Oh, dude. You said, don't, don't do that. And I was like, I didn't know I was. I don't even know your name. I had my neighbor do that to me. I like had a shirt on that I actually like steamed. So it didn't have wrinkles. And she's like, oh, like, where are you going? You look nice. And I'm like, yeah, actually. Yeah, I am going to go on a red carpet. I steamed my t-shirt today. Oh, so, yeah. Well, you were red carpet ready. So you were going on a red carpet and you steamed a t-shirt. Yeah, bro. Hollywood, baby. I didn't notice. I think I saw, I think I saw that. It was some photo. I forget. You were standing next to someone famous. And I noticed you were wearing those indoor sunglasses, those sunglasses that look like prescription. Oh, it was Johnny Knoxville. I was at the premiere for Tiny Fugitives. Talk about it. Yeah, Tiny Fugitives. And I wonder if anyone knows that those aren't prescription. Dude, you can kind of get away with it. And what kind of. Wait, aren't they all. If someone's wearing amber lenses like that, aren't they almost usually always? Well, they help you with vision at night when you're driving. Sure, but are they ever. Aren't they mostly not prescription? No. I think a lot. I feel like Johnny, like, because Johnny wears Spectacle and his are, I'm pretty sure, prescription. He's famous for wearing glasses, though. Yeah. Like, so that. But I can't. You're talking about somebody who we know wears glasses. But I'm saying, by and large, are those tinted lenses usually prescription? I always thought they were just vibe. Yeah, I either look at you and go, oh, those are prescription glasses or you are currently on cocaine. And then. And then I'm like, and I know Blake's not on cocaine and I know they're not prescription. I'm like, he's fooling people. He's like tricking folks. Glasses are a good way to hide your old face. I've noticed. It helps. It definitely helps. Because when people take them off now and just like wipe them and it's like. You're like, Jesus. Ren and Stimpy sound like. Crypt. Crypt keeper. Oh, yeah. I'm like, those. That's your face under there? God damn. Put them back, put them back. Well, every once in a while, you know, I'll put on some glasses for the podcast because I'll like bring. The camera. It's early in the morning. We're doing a podcast and camera comes up and then I see my face and I'm like, whoa. Yeah. Dude, you know what? Yeah. I think about doing the exact same thing. Never remember. Fuck it, dude. Fuck it. This is it. You're still natural. You're beautiful. You guys, we are aging gracefully. I took a picture of my face the other day. Yeah, you guys look great. Because I was like, I think I got something in my eye and I took like a close-up picture and my skin looks. It looks like a horror movie. Hot, hot, hot, hot. There's like the little popped vessels and like the pores are enormous and like the skin damage and I'm like, but what else do you think it would be, dude? You're old now. Yeah. Yeah. You're old and you spend a lot of time in the sun. Yeah, you have paper mache skin. White cracks. White cracks like a motherfucker. You know, I live at the beach. I feel like I'm aging dramatically. Yeah, you got to be careful. You got to be careful. I was a boat guy, but then again, lean into it. I like the leather look. Yeah. Oh, look, he must be a boat guy. Yeah, this guy lives a leisurely lifestyle. His skin is. Oh, he had skin cancer and died? He was a boat guy though, so you know. He's a boat guy. He has a fundamental break. It looked like he was wrapped in fruit roll-up. Yes. Yes. I like that look. I do. I do want to be. You see these people that grew up down here and they're my age and they look dramatically older. And you're like, at least I had a good couple decades that I wasn't here living at the beach. It's science. As long as my neck never looks like Isaac's neck. Dude, when the neck starts to go. I don't even know what it looks like. So mean. He's seen some sun. Poor Isaac's neck. Nucky grandma! Dude. And that neck, I think the neck is just from. Not here, the back. Oh, what's wrong? What's wrong with the back of his neck? Hey, Isaac, can you get. Isaac. Can we put a picture of the back of Isaac's neck? Yeah, get on screen and let's see the back of your neck. It's just been on the pool deck watching a lot of water. I really like that. Yeah, like. So there's like no tan in the wrinkles. So when he goes like this, you see just like a fucking canyons of not tan flesh between absolutely cooked flesh. What are you doing looking at this dude's neck? Anyway, what have you guys been up to? Well, I feel like they're the same height, right? So like he gets to see that neck often. Oh yeah, you've never seen up there. I'm not really seeing that neck. Also, I just don't look like when you kiss. What's that? I'm not looking at the back of homies' necks. Why are you checking out the back of dude's necks? Bro, cuz I watch everyone's back. Well, we've never seen your neck, dude. Who knows what's going on back there? That's true. You know it's all shit. I bet it looks silky. No, I bet it looks good. It's protected. No, I bet it's a really nice back of the neck. Yeah. It's a really nice neck. My OnlyFans is just gonna be neck reveal. And it's always like really wet. It's one time. You know it's mad wet back there. Oh, you know my shit is an absolute swamp. Yeah. Well, it's moisturized. It's an absolute swamp. It makes me wanna just shave my head. It's so wet back there. Would you cry if, let's say, just stay with me? I'm ready. The answer is probably yes. If we did another wild pod and like we really partied that night, and you like went back to your room and passed out, and we had one of your keys for some reason, and we went in and shaved your head. Yes, sir. And we thought it was funny. What level are you at where you go, "I don't even know if I should be friends with people who would do this, or would you cry?" Yes. How mad. What level of mad would you be? I don't even know if I should be friends with people who would do this, or would you cry? Would you swing on us? Would you be like, "Well, I'm off the podcast. I can't be friends with these guys anymore." Or would you say, "Hey, they were right. The hair was a crutch. It's time for me to grow up and quit looking like a. Bus driver from Simpsons. A middle school skateboard kid." What? Yo ass sake. I definitely would be like. Cry fighting. Like if I woke up and my hair was like. I don't even know if I would be friends with these guys anymore. I would be very pissed off. I think I would be furious. I don't think I would. Would you come find us? Or would you just go, "What were you thinking? What were you doing? Why would you do this?" But I mean. That's a good impression. That's a good impression, dude. furious i don't think i would you come find us or would you just go what were you thinking what were you doing why would you do this but i mean that's a good impression that's a good impression dude that's my i think that's what it would be yes i yeah i think i would i think it's a good impression of angry blake i think it would be pretty shocked we've seen it we've seen it but i i think i'm at the stage in my life now where if it did happen it's like whatever dude like fuck it stop okay yeah no even even yesterday so yesterday i had my hair slicked way back for a show for very sexy running point and sam was like yeah because i was like what if what if this is what my hair was like it was like this short by the way you never do that because that's what emma made when i shave my mustache she was like yeah i mean i like it better and you go that's good she was like yeah i've been telling you to do that she says you have a nice jawline i think you have a good face you should get rid of it i'm like well no i don't know get rid of it as vernacular but i don't know well i don't know if she said get rid of it but she was like yeah i think i think it would be i think it's time for a haircut you know and i was like no man like the kids would hate it like our boy sean white the flying tomato he cut his hair and and he's more handsome than ever yeah but i don't well another thing is is i would have to figure out a hairstyle like part of me would just want to buzz it go like straight paul walker click it or take it no no no no here's what you got to do you got to go you have to go to a black barber you have to get a cool black barber with like the the the super fucking tight fade that they give the white guys oh that's where you go out you got to buy some k-swiss sneakers oh and get a tight show up like the professor i feel like you have to get that haircut and immediately call 50 Cent and say, I'm ready to be on Power. 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Oh, I forgot about that. Remember that? Why did you do that? Because. The Rippin' and the Terran. Was it pandemic? You lost your mind? Well, I just grew it super long, and I was like, it can either keep getting longer or I can just buzz it. I mean, I'm sure I could have had a haircut from somebody to come to the house or whatever, but I was like. Right. Scared. Bitch! Wow, bitch! But I was scared. Shut up, bitch! And so I just shaved my head in the woods of Oregon. And I was like, don't love it. Doesn't look. I also got a weird. We got to talk about my head, you guys. We have to. Oh, I would love to talk about your head, dude. Do you think it could fit up like. Is my head too small? For your titties or what? What is it not? Yeah, compared to your titties, yeah, it's way too small, but. Oh, man! Well, they're both on my body. No, I think. Well, me and Durr shot this thing. I guess it'll be out by now, but we shot this thing for John Oliver, like a little segment for the John Oliver. Pauly Char. What is this show called? Last Week Tonight. Last Week Tonight. They had your dumb asses on that show? Yeah, yeah. It was really fun, hell. And they said, do not invite Blake. They actually mentioned that. It's liberal. Chill. No way. Are you kidding me? Oh, okay. It was a video about true friendship. Yeah. Go ahead. And so they had us, and. Because you guys are real friends, right? I remember seeing you, and we were both wearing suits. What the hell? And you were looking pretty. We were looking pretty cool. And I remember looking over at Durr's and being like, you know what? Isaac didn't tell me about this. I get it. He is a handsome man. Oh. Oh. You said that to Isaac? No. No, he whispered it to John Oliver. No, I whispered it to John Oliver about Durr's. I go, you know what? Durr's is a handsome man. Okay. Yes. That's not what we're talking about, but. John Oliver maybe has no idea that this sketch for the show was even being filmed, and we'll see if it airs. Fuck it. Yeah. We'll see. Well, thank you. That's very nice. That's very nice to hear. Yes. And I didn't think anything wrong that was wrong about your head. I just remember thinking like, look at this strapping gentleman. I feel like I go like, much like the triangle of this hat, I go like this. As opposed to someone who's got a hefty head up top, that's like the focal point. Sure. I feel like I don't have a head that is a focal point. I will say, if your head was larger, you would be more successful. Can you imagine? As far as being an actor, yeah. True superstars have gigantic heads. Not even true superstars. Like, let's take our boy, David Boreanaz. He's a star. He's not a superstar. Yeah. In my mind. But he's a star, and he's got a big ass head. Nathan Fillion. The way the head sits on the shoulders. Big head. Big dome. Big head. Hollywood head. Lean bodies, big head. Yeah. I feel like I've got a pretty decent sized head. You do kind of. The rest of my body, it's the same size. Also big. Yeah. It's also big. But it doesn't matter because your head's your focal point. People are looking there. It is true. I am looking at your mug. Well, your ass has some gravitational pull as well. Sure does. You've probably. The dumper. You're not wrong. The dumper gets some of the gaze as well. You may have the room. My gaze. Yeah. My gaze. I'm not gay. It gets the gaze. I'm not gay no more. You said the gaze. I'm not gay no more. Oh, boy. My gaze. Blake's gaze. For sure. No, my gaze. Isn't it just really funny to say the word gaze? Yeah. Well, okay. Cool. I'm glad we. Because I just. Sometimes I look at my head and I go, A, pointy, B, small. And then when I shave it, even smaller, peanut-ier. That's what I'm worried about too. Well, I've been afraid every once in a while. What are your biggest fears? It's long. It's long. And. What is? My hair. And I don't want to bother getting a haircut. It's a bit of a thing to get a haircut. And I'm like, I don't want to do it. I'd refuse. So, I'm like, do I buzz it? But I told this to Blake in confidence. I feel like I'm starting to lose my hair. I saw my back of this part in the security cameras at my house that are facing outside. And I got the alert. And then I'm like, oh, who was that? And it was me. And I look at it. And I'm standing there looking at this. And then you just see up here. And you can see my scalp. And I'm like, I'm a bald. And I'm like, oh, I'm a bald. Old woman. Old woman. Did the AI on your nest cam say balding male? Balding white male? Yeah, yeah. Didn't recognize. Yeah, it said balding. Yeah, balding. Yeah. Uh-huh. Damn, dude. Age, 60s, 70s. Yeah. Sun damage. I mean, dude. I told you, dude. Fat ass. Pog. Fat ass. A fog. The fog is thick. Pog. Fat ass white girl. Fat ass white girl. Come on. P-A-W-G. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Shout out Pog Hunter. Put that in the search bar, bro. Come on. That E-O-K-P-O-G. Results. I'll look it up. A P-A-W-G, baby. W-G, Pog. Kung Nays. Pog. And if I were to go Pornhub Pog channel was, um. Yeah. Okay. Hey, let's just say no slammers, no milk caps. Who knows what that could be? We're talking Pogs. By the way, these are. This is. This is. This is. This is just my regular search. This is. These are. All these women that are popping up are. Built for speed. Somebody help me. Yeah. It's pretty normal over here. Yeah. You. Give it up for the Pogs. I do like that Adam's pretending to type it in. He's like, oh, yeah, I guess I could. Sorry. I'm just looking at a tab that's already open. Yep. Pizza, pizza. Yep. Yeah. It was already open. It's such a nice layer to know that. Yeah. You just see my eyes go. I like this. That is crazy. What do you think, Adam? Yeah. That's. Shut up, Blake. You're wrong. And I'm reading the chat. Yeah. Blake, you're a bitch. Adam's just doing this a lot. Yeah. During the podcast. Yeah. No, that was a. Niagara Falls is crazy. It's so wet. Blake, you're wrong. This is the way. Ders can't tell time. Yeah. Super wet. Someone mispronounced something. We got to go to the big naturals thing. We should. Not bad. It's not a bad gig. It's not a bad gig. Yeah. So I saw. I think. I think it might be time to either get on some medicine. Oh, yeah. Turkish Airways. What do they call it? Turkish Hairways. Or go to Turkey and get a full on hair transplant. But I've had friends. Everyone's doing it. I've had friends that have gotten it. And they made the mistake of sending me a photo. Oh. And I don't want to out this person because I don't know if it's out. But we all know. I think it's out. I think it's out. And I don't know if it is. Barack Obama. It's Barack Obama. Yeah. It's Barack Obama, our good friend Barack Obama. It's a hairless friend. A friend of ours that was balding, that went and was a little insecure about it. He went, he got the plugs done, and it looks fine now, but he made the mistake of sending me a photo of like a progress photo, and he looked like Ron Perlman in Beauty and the Beast. You lose! The TV show. The TV show from the 90s. Oh, which you just threw me back. Oh, God, that show kicks fucking ass. And was it also, what's her name from Terminator? Yes, it was Sarah Connor. Sarah Connor. Linda Hamilton? Yeah, it was actually a sick cast for an insane, for an absolute insane show. But he looked so good. Worth a rewatch. So scary. He looked like the cowardly lion, and I'm like, I can't, I can't. Wait, but wait, why did he look, it like fucked with his nose and shit? It's a full-on surgery. It like, it like. You're in flame. Everything's swollen. Oh, really? And you're inflamed, and you're just like. Because what do they do? I'm sorry, I don't. Because there's, they're removing follicles from the back of your head. Yes. Where you have a lot of hair, they remove follicles. Yeah, they. Then they remove the follicle from the top of your head, and they put that follicle in. The dead follicle, and then they like sort of plant a bunch of follicles. How does that work? And it takes like nine hours or some shit, and you just watch fucking. Fucking Sopranos. Breaking Bad. Oh, you're not out? No, you're out. You're awake. You're awake. You're awake. I think you watch like Breaking Bad all day or something. Oh, my God. Sign me up, dude. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds actually like a relaxing getaway, but. That's cool. You watch football and shit? As far as I know, everyone's doing it. A lot of stand-ups I see on their podcasts are doing it. Yeah, I know. I actually know a lot, a lot of people that have done it. A lot of famous podcasters. Yeah. A lot of people that have done it. No. But how does that. So it just like you're planting the seed, and then like your scalp is telling you like, oh, we can grow again. Like, or is it. Well, it's not even we can grow again. It's been growing. It's just you move it. It's been growing. It's just you're just moving it. And then it stays there. You're just moving around. Because you don't lose hair on the side of your head. No, that's. Blake, it's like. You lose it up top. Adam and I could. Right. Adam and I, we could do this operation, and you're acting like it's so impossible. It's not that crazy. Yeah, come on. Yeah, give me the scalpel. And also, wait, why do you have to go to Turkey for that shit? They've perfected it. They've like nailed it. But I'm sure. And it's also cheaper. That's fucking cool. Yeah. I'm assuming I could just go to someone here. But it's probably really expensive. In America. And you just pay more money. And you wouldn't have to go to Turkey. But. It's like three or four grand in Turkey. And they like, they do it all. They like get your flight, put you in the hotel. It's all set up. Really? That seems too cheap. Here, you pay twice or three times as much. I thought it was like a hundred grand. What? Yeah, that's a ton. You're telling me it's three or four thousand dollars. To go to Turkey and do it. Or here, it's like twelve grand. Right. That's super cheap. Why isn't everybody doing that? I do not believe that. It's so cheap. Todd. Slide in his butthole. DMs. DMs. You're telling me that I could buy multiple. I mean, for twelve. Yeah, you could Mr. Beast an entire elementary school of bald children. Thank you, God. You can't even buy like a sick go-kart for that amount of money. Yeah, that's a low-ball figure, dude. That is so low-ball, dude. And also, so if they're putting you on the flight, are you on this plane with a bunch of bald dudes? Yes. Oh, dude. Yes, that's the whole joke. They call it Turkish hairways. Look, NPR transplant, including airfare lodging, cost him about $3,400. So, it's like a dude retreat with a bunch of bald guys. This is epic. Compared to $13,000 to $30,000 in the United States. Oh, this is much cheaper. Then, is this the thing that you set it and forget it? Is this like a crockpot situation? Or is this a. Got to do it every 10 years or something? It's like LASIK eye surgery or something? I think it's a. I think it's a crockpot situation. You set it, you forget it. But I believe that's a rotisserie chicken. Yeah. Or is it all the same? So, is it like a slap chop? Or like, what's going on? It's like a blanket. And people are going to be like shamwowed by the whole thing, right? Yes. I love that. I love. I know, I'll be shamwowed by it. Yes, points! This is what's fucking cool. Is the fact that Adam just found out it's not $100,000 means he's getting off this podcast immediately. Oh, yeah. He's on Turkish hairways. And making some goals. Like, why not? He's on the tarmac. At that point, why not? It's a drop in the bucket for my boy. Well, sometimes, sometimes it doesn't look good. Other times, you can't tell at all. And we have friends that we all know that you can't tell. And then there's others that I know that I think that they've done it 15 years ago, and it doesn't look good. Yeah. Well, look, you can't do that. That's like being like. You can't compare it to now if you did it 15 years ago. Right. That's just where we are. Right. I think it also deals with how much. I think it. I think it also deals. It also deals with. Adam, turn on Pornhub. Oh, my God. I think it also deals with how much of your hair was already gone. Right. If, like me, like, it's not looking. Your hair looks great. You're tripping. I think you have, like. You look like Wolverine, Adam. Yeah, I think you have, like, issues. I do think you have issues. No, see, a little bald Wolverine. Well, yeah, if you part your hair. Adam, you're parting your hair. You're parting your hair and moving it, so there's no hair there. Yeah, but it used to be. I used to look. Look, if I spread the hair down to the scalp. Look at that scalp. Yeah. Okay, yes. I think you have. I think you have serious issues. Hang on, hang on, hang on. What if I. Oh, yeah. Okay. See? See? Okay. Yeah! Okay. Interesting, interesting, interesting. Yeah, no, I. See what I'm saying? The plot thins, the plot thins. The plot thins. That's what I'm saying. Yes, points! Okay, well, but even that, that was. But back there, no one can tell. It's only with a front hairline. That is distinguishable, I think. If you got some little dogs back there moving around. But if I did it, if I moved the dogs from way back here, and I started my hairline here. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. And I pulled a fucking Jamie Foxx. You remember how Jamie Foxx's hairline was like receding, and then it just now comes and it starts here? Yeah. That's kind of sick. Yeah. Does he wear just wigs now? I don't know. No, I think he gets hair plugs, yeah. Lace wigs. He probably had a slacker wig. Spirit Halloween store. Spirit Halloween slacker wig. That looks exactly like Blake. Yeah, is he doing that? They do. They do still do that. Do you speak to the doctor? Do you have that discussion? Like, where do you want your hairline? Do they go like, dude, that's way too well. I'm assuming. But I don't think you need the hairline. You've got a pretty squared off hairline, right? Like a Kyle hairline is a different situation. But that looks cool. Because he's got the power lanes. Yeah, look at Walton Goggins, dude. I know. And like, what's his name? Stavos? Yeah, that's the fucking. We don't want Stavos getting hair plugs because then he doesn't have the look, right? We don't. We don't. Yeah, and that's such a strange. Strong look. It's iconic. I think that's badass. And what I'm saying is, Adam, your hairline's fine. So getting them back here, no one's going to notice at all. Yeah, just wear a yarmulke, dude. I don't even know why you're still here. You should be. I'm not Jewish, so I think that would be appropriation or something. It could be. But I'm picturing the like. I'm going to wear an Indian headdress instead. In Snatch, where they like cut to the dude flying and drinking and it's like. Oh, yeah. He's not even really bald. He just wanted an excuse. He just wanted an excuse to start wearing a headdress. Yeah, but I mean, if I got it, I could have so much hair. It'd be sick. But now that I know it's only 30, you know, 13 to 30 grand in the United States. Why not? Two grand? Yeah. Oh, come on. $2,000. Dude, for a little. Where'd you see two? Yeah, in Turkey. Turkey, it generally costs between $2,000 and $5,000. I'm not letting you do that. Well, you're going to go with the five. You got to go five. You got to go five. You got to go five. It's going to go through. Please, forget about it. We're all great impressionists. We are all so good. You got to go five. Hair plugs. My God, our trumps are all so spot on. I would never get hair plugs. I'm going to come. You got to go five. They move, they take a follicle from here to there. It's gentrification. Daddy, chill. Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe I'm going to. Brother, this guy stinks. I'm going to go down that road. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, to me, why not? Is it. Reversible? Or is it irreversible? No, it's your hair. I mean, like, if you get it and then you're like, yeah, I just want to go back. If you put that thing down, flip it and reverse it. I think some of them don't take. So if it doesn't take well enough, then maybe you would do it again. What do they call that? Like shedding or something? That's so cool. And does it happen at once? Like, are you at an event and then all of a sudden, like you're on the red carpet? Yes. And then all of a sudden. You turn your hair and like 11,000 hairs just fly out of here. Adam, this way. It turns into the substance. Adam, this way. And I got to imagine. You just smash your face in a cake really quick. Oh, there's Adam being silly again. Is there a better. Hello! Is there. By the way, the Clayface show coming out looks sick. Is there a better comedic cover-up than. Face in the cake. And they look at the cake. Yeah. And then the next time you see them. Ah, they got the cake. the cake on their face. It's on the face. Or is it funnier? to watch them go boom. Debatable. You film both. You film both. I think it's go boom. Get it on the day. I think it's you go boom. You hold the frame and then when they come back up, they have the face perfectly covered. Right. I think that's it. Yes. Hello. I believe the way it was done in Miss Doubtfire is he's behind the refrigerator door and then he pops out. Reveal. Boom. Hello. And it is probably one of the biggest laughs in movie history. Masterpiece. It's true masterpiece. But then you watch something like Ace Ventura when he's in the insane asylum and he gets down on his knees and goes whoosh into the thing. Well, the face smash is, how did he do that and not break his nose? It's a full on what path? Well, I think he was like, this will be good. And everyone's like, can you imagine being behind monitors and going, Jim, like I don't think, I don't even think you're laughing. Oh no. Until you watch it back. You just go, did the star of our movie just risk it all for arguably the funniest moment in movie history? Yeah, that's just Jim being Jim. Jim Carrey was so fucking pure gold. Yeah. Alrighty. They're really, for me at that point in my life, I was in I think fourth or fifth grade when all of those movies were coming out. Oh yeah. My God. Home run. Just hitting. Now the fourth, fifth and fifth graders, they're not even watching movies. They're watching the tiki-takis. Real trap shit. They're not even watching movies. Yeah, they don't like movies. They don't like movies. It is interesting. Isn't it so interesting? Read some books. Well, there's no movies for them to like, so. Tiny Fugitives. Check it out. It's maybe still in theaters. Is it yet? Do you want to talk about that or just keep it a secret? Yeah, let's talk about Tiny Fugitives. It's actually a super funny movie produced by Point Grey, Seth and Evan. You don't have to say actually. It is. You don't have to be, I know, but you don't have to say actually. I have to say actually because a lot of- Is this how you parent? Just let him be. Just let him be. You're not my dad. That's not my dad. Okay, I'm just saying, well, you're making it feel like the audience thinks that maybe it isn't. Bo, is this how you crawl? What the fuck? Well, a lot of, as you know, in the car wash, a lot of Hollywood stars, they get in front of these interviewers and they lie. They say these movies are funny or they're good. I saw the- I saw the film in the theater. It's actually funny. You got to remember, Adam, he's a skateboarder. He keeps it real. Yeah. I'm keeping it real right now. He's shredding the gnar. I'm keeping it real. If you want a good laugh, you know, it's like, it's kids being really naughty. I get a kick out of that. It's like a camp movie. It's funny. So is it a R-rated film or is it PG-13? It is. It's very, it's very, it's like hard R. Oh, I like that. I like a hard, hard R. Adam, you're watching porno again. Especially involving children. Involving children. For sure. Adam, close the tap. No. Take it back. Yeah. No, it's good. Check it out. And you play a camp counselor. Yes, I'm like- Is that right? Well, it was a really funny story how I got that role because I got a call- I was just lurking at a summer camp and they go, what are you doing here? You go, I'm an actor training for a role. Oh. Can I be in it? We got to get this guy. No, I got it. I got called like the day before. My agent called me and he's like, hey, so are you available tomorrow? They want to fly you to Toronto to film a movie with Johnny Knoxville. And I was like- You're like, they called me for the new Jackass? They're like, no, they didn't. No. No. No. No. Damn it. I'll never meet Party Boy. No, I have you through. But yes- Is it our movie? I flew out that next day and I was- We've all met him, yeah. Of course, he's the best. He's the best. I flew out and I- Well, since I got called the day before, that's obvious like somebody dropped out, right? I'm filling in because I immediately knew that because as soon as I got in the makeup trailer, they're like, oh, yeah, we're- Dave Franco forgot he was in this movie. We need you tomorrow. They said, we're shaving your mustache and we're going to pull your hair back in a ponytail. And I'm like, oh, yeah, you know, I wasn't your first choice. Yes. We went down a quick list. Landed on you. Yeah. That's always the strongest indication for me that I was like, maybe they weren't looking for the Blake type. No, that's fine. I like that you- I stepped out a little bit. You're so talented. You really are. I find you to be top five most talented friends of my closest friends. And to me, I think you're wicked funny. Oh, my God. Never use that word. It makes me think you're- Wickedly funny. It makes me think- You don't know what that word means. I think you're very, very, very, very talented. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And, you know, I was trying to be funny, but you are really talented. Oh, thank you. Oddly talented. Oddly talented. I don't want the hair to hold you back. Thank you. And I feel sometimes- I want you to hold my hair back. People, they'll pigeonhole you into like the stoner or like the layabout, the lazy bones, you know? Are you on thesaurus.com? Yes, sir. And I feel like you have so much more to give. Oh, thank you. And it's just the hair that's holding you back. Yeah. Well, I mean, if you guys shave my head in my sleep, maybe it's- This is what you need. Who are you thinking? This is what you need. We're doing it for you. No, actually- Why? Actually, in watching the film, I think I pass as a person of authority. I did pretty good. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. I believed I could run a camp. I like that. Yeah, I think you could. So you were the camp director or a counselor? Yeah. I'm like the director. I mean, as long as you didn't have to like fill out any paperwork or like- No, there's not a- No, no, no, no. Any amount of logistics. No, no, no, no. It's more just like- Blake, do you hold a pencil? Yeah. If you have to hold a pencil- Blake holds a pencil like this. Ugh, yuck. Ugh, yuck. Hey, can I get an autograph? Absolutely. Let me have the- Absolutely. Is that- Okay, let's go. Like, bro, I feel like I didn't hold a pencil normally for a very long time. How the hell do you- How do you hold your pencil? I mean, I hold it like this. That's weird, dude. You're way too high up. Well, that's way too low. That's- You don't hold it down there. You don't hold it here. That's what you just showed me. That's why there's grip here. I'm holding it here. That's pretty- I'm a little further off the tip. Okay. So, you just said I was too high. Hey, all right. We can all write. Is that what we're trying to- I'm at low. I can write. I can write. But did you guys use those little triangle things that slid onto your pencils? Sure. Yeah, I think every kid did. Remember Yikes? I think I rocked mine for quite a while. Do you bros remember Yikes pencil? No. I don't. Game changer shit. If you had Yikes pencils in your pencil bag, oh, they're the most 90s pencils you could get, dude. I would kill for a pack of Yikes. Dude, stop lording your life over us. Yeah. Look up Yikes. Can we get a Yikes? Oh, my God. Yikes pencils. I just remember being a little salty at my sister. Oh, look at this guy. Because she had like Lisa Frank shit and boys couldn't go rock Lisa Frank shit but their color game was on point and I was kind of like, fuck, I wish I could rock some Lisa Frank shit. Remember those binders that were like a gorilla like dunking a basketball, super like epic, like almost painting drawings where it'd be like a cheetah playing like soccer and they'd be all buff and shit? That's right. The dude surfing holding onto the shark fin. Oh, dude. Who made those? I have these as my computer wallpaper. Like it rotates a minute. Oh, those were so sick. I wanted one so bad. My mom didn't get me one. I think that was just like Trapper Keeper. Yeah, it was like Trapper Keeper. I think it was Trapper Keeper. Yes. But then they also did have folders. Folders that go inside the Trapper Keeper. Yes. I had a skater dude who like sparks were coming off of the wheels. Dude, Trapper Keepers were the fucking shit. I remember everything that I wanted growing up. My mom would give me the wrong version of that thing. So it was always like the name brand version and then whatever. Trapper Keeper. Whatever she got me. Yes. And I know it was because it was cheaper. And now I'm seeing it. Now I'm seeing it happen to her grandson, my son, Beau. Where I'm like, hey, get monster trucks. Get him the monster. She was like, can I get him some monster trucks? He loves monster trucks. I'm like, yeah, get him the Monster Jam brand because I'm going to get him for his birthday coming up. I'm going to get him a racetrack, but it only fits. It's the Monster Jam trucks. Oh, wow. And but they're really sick. Oh, yeah. That sounds fucking ill. We want him to get more of the Monster Jam trucks. Wait, you're going to get him that. I'm on it. You're not getting that for yourself. Dad, like, you know, I have to play. I'm playing with him. You know, I want to have a good time, too. Why are you up so early on? And then she just doesn't. She gets him some off brand knockoff shit. She gets him a jar of jam and puts tires on it. And then yesterday she said, well, I got him that that brand that you want me. And I'm like, you didn't, mom. You didn't. And she's like, well, on Amazon, I looked up Monster Jam. I just scrolled down. I'm like, yeah, you scroll down until you found the cheapest version of it. And then you bought that. Do Amazon actually just has its claws in our parents, man. My pops buys the most shit off of Amazon that I'm like, dude, this is this is not real. This is not a real product. I need more. eloquent of an explanation. like what's not a real like amazon has its claws in our parents because when they buy something you say this isn't real like my dad is buying like obvious like electronics that are like built in china for like nothing they're like they it just doesn't work and he wonders like china yeah and he's like getting like like he has he has these like san francisco 49er like jerseys he's he bought but like you wash them once and then it just it completely just got it so you're saying they're buying junk yeah it's like bootleg crap because it's a little cheaper and they're like oh i found it on amazon for cheaper my mom got me air buds for my birthday last year and the box they were knockoff air buds or air pods she got you a dog air duds she got you them air duds she got me air duds she got me air pods and they were knockoff yeah and they like fizzled out within a month and they wouldn't they wouldn't fit in my ears so anytime i'm at the gym and i'm i bend over they fall out of my ears and then they're like bounce underneath where those weights are and i'm on my hands and knees trying to get them you're just starting to get furious yeah like it just pisses you off so much uh you know bless her heart she's she's really trying but these i think they get tricked easily my amazon's not that young my mom's too old she still likes to go over to like uh tj max and just kind of i love that sift through and then she just sends a bunch of shit with like the tags on it i go oh cool sweater this was 7.99 and then you like put it on and the fit is just explains why it's 7.99 like no one ever bought this because the fit is crazy your boobs are huge and my head is too small i can't stop eating but thank you like you spent more on shipping your body's all fucking fat and lumpy and you blame it on your mom the fit is wrong come on bro leave her alone i'm just saying or like a book no shots fired against mom i'm like you you bought this book five years ago and you've been sending it to my kids every year for five years they have all of them now what is what is the explanation behind like tj max's and like marshall's and stuff like they have all that it's just it's just like the stuff that didn't sell yeah and that at the nicer department stores has been shipped down to like their lower tier stores and they're like they're lower tier tj max's or the marshall's like you discount it and then you're able to get no but it's not even why are we i don't know no i'm not even speaking about like the we were a tj max family we've spent a lot of time i'm not even speaking on the clothing like my mom buys like her soap there they got like weird ass snacks up in those aisles have you checked the like the food you could get some weird chips it is wild uh it's basically just shit that didn't sell that the stores are stores say like we can't keep it past this date so we send it to aldi we send it to tj max i went to the grocery store yesterday and my kid was leaving school so i'm like i got to take you to the bathroom here like the four-year-old so we go to find the grocery store bathroom and by the bathroom doors it's like the we still are trying to sell this old shit from july 4th and i'm like oh yeah oh look at this old red white and blue cereal dude and just hella dvds and i was like they kind of got a collection here it's sort of like a little like discount section at the grocery store because oh it's the best it'll it'll be some shit that like you know the shit isn't ever going bad it's frosting for a cake or whatever it's seasoning you're like this is going to live forever but they put a date on on it because they want to legally get you to buy it at a certain time or whatever too i'm telling you the spices on the discount rack are off the chain and you know they got like that good msg in them baby give it to me remember when you and kyle bought msg and we got started putting on all of uh all of our food we got together we got that at like a tj max they were like selling it just was a little tiny hitter a little one hitter what the hell is it yeah a little tiny and it just said tiny just said to me this is a little tiny yeah this is it's like a little tiny jug like a little bit it's just a msg but if it's thick it's still kind of cool it was it was just pure msg it's dope longer doesn't make it go ahead you can put it on anything i don't really think msg is that bad for you right why does it get such a bad rap i think it it makes it's like an addicting thing right i think that's what msg was is i don't know anything about it they used to put it in chinese food i know i know that but i don't know why it was controversial yeah that's like the most addicting so i bet it was some fucking racist shit the government did because they didn't want us like supporting like small chinese businesses and they said msg is bad for you and i'm gonna go on joe roger i bet because think about when we were kids we talked about this the margarine versus butter they started pushing margarine it's like you can't eat butter eat margarine it's better for you and then 10 years later they were like yo the studies are in margarine is awful for you and this was a to just sell margarine because i'm full on i can't believe it's not yeah it is it is a myth msg is not bad for you the fear of msg started in 1968 after a single letter to a medical journal named blamed chinese food for vague symptoms the idea turned out to have no scientific backing and carried a cultural bias similar compounds glutamine is an amino acid that occurs naturally in tomatoes cheese mushrooms and the human body the body processes added msg the exact same way it processes natural mate. I knew it, man. It was some evil shit. They didn't want people eating it. You put that on everything. I guess we should start fucking up MSG a little more. Let's start our own MSG brand. That's kind of cool. How Aaron Paul has a caviar brand. Did you notice that? I wouldn't really trust us to have a caviar, but like, yeah. I like that he was known for playing Jesse Pinkman like a meth head. Fuck it! And then his next pivot is a nice tequila. Who did you say? I thought you said Jake Paul. No, Aaron Paul. I was thinking of like the Paul brothers and I was like, sure. Why not? They sell everything. Yeah, might as well. Fuck it. Get your six zillion dollar Pokemon card. Mr. Beast? Did you see the other day when the Paul brothers went and spoke to our military? I didn't see that. Was it a lot of let's go? No, that's not in my algorithm. It was crazy, dude. Bruh. And it was about they're talking about like what it's like to go to war and they're talking about like life in the octagon or like Yeah, I think they were talking about like going to war like. Oh, okay. Yeah, they're battle tested. They're battle tested. Dude, when we're doing YouTube videos, as soon as you call action. Yeah, they delivered motivational speeches to U.S. military personnel. Damn. I gotta check that out. That's tough. Can you imagine? We're living in an alternate universe. Our timeline is sick. But so here's my question. Yes. If you're asked to rally the troops, you do it, right? Yeah. And so then you gotta be kind of very thoughtful and careful about like what you say, like if you think you even have any words of wisdom to like whatever. Look, I just watched Predator. Well, I've done USO tours and I was like and no one asked me to rally troops and I doubt that they asked Logan and Paul to, or Logan and Jake to rally troops. They asked them to come speak, but they decided to give a motivational speech. Oh, they used their time. Like, I just went and was, entertained the troops. Roasted them. Because I'm not gonna like they have the best motivational speakers in the world hyping these guys up to go to war. For sure. I'm not gonna be like, come on, do it. I know you can. Guys. Just get out there, guys. I love your jacket. You guys look so cool. The fashion choices you guys are making right now. And what is that? Army green? What would you guys say? What would I say? Thank you for your service. I think that's kind of along the lines of what I would say. If someone said, can you get out there? I would go. Like, I'm not going. I would hype them up in a way. It's not about action. It's about character. Okay. Go off, King. I would be like, you guys are amazing for even being here and doing all, like, you know, I don't know what the words are, but like, you guys are tight butthole. I would go for character as opposed to like, fucking, you got to get out there and do your best. Like, it wouldn't be action stuff. It would be And if you see them, you'd do anything to kill them. I would just do comedy. Here we go. Hope they laugh and forget that they're in the, that they're in Iran right now. Or Iran. Iran. Legalize comedy. It's okay. It's all right. And Iran. Is that, I think that's how they pronounce it. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran Hubbard. E-bombs world. You go to Iran. I'm going to go to Iran. Iran. Is it Iran? Remember when we were kids and it was just Iran? Iran. Yeah. Shit, dude. Oh, the good old days. Any take backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams? Wait a second. You do comedy and then they go, say a little something with heart seriousness. No, then I would take my shirt off and, uh. You couldn't do it? You wouldn't do it. They're asking you. Yeah. Kumbaya. One, one troop stands up and he goes, I'm scared, man. Help me. I would would say get him out of here we don't want him yeah put him down you're cut You are the weakest link. Goodbye. And it goes. Give him two injections. We got to put this one down. This one's done. You're dead to me. You're done. But do you do it out loud or you do it subtle? Like, hey, you got this. Okay. That one's got to go. That one's gone. Yeah. You're still mic'd. You're still mic'd. We heard that. Oh, I heard that. That one's got to go to the front of the line is what I said. You are something else. Get up here. To the front of the mess hall. You get to go first. Fresh mashed potatoes and gravy for you. Give me the t-shirt cannon. T-shirt cannon. Does this t-shirt cannon? Any take backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams? I feel like you guys probably have some take backs. What did they say we used to say at the. They were like, you guys used to say compliments. Oh, compliments. Adam gave me a couple today. I did. A couple. Give me a couple because I'm going to give you a compilation. I'm going to jerk off to him later. The memory. Yeah. Well, I just think Blake is very talented and I think for better or worse, I think his hair is cool and he looks like a cool dude, but I think sometimes people, the industry pigeonholes people and that's just what they do. And I think they see his hair and they don't, he doesn't get as many opportunities as I think he should given his talent because of his hair. I just want to party. What Adam and I just did yesterday, yesterday, the other day for John Oliver is a perfect example. Yeah. Right. We played Secret Service people. The only reason you weren't there is because your hair doesn't work for that. Yeah. I feel like that was true. We could have waited me. That's it. I get it. They kept saying that. Well, they're not going to spend thousands of dollars to. I could have had prosthetics. I could have sat in the chair for hours. Is your eye. Yeah, I don't think they had that. Blake just rubbed his eye and then it wouldn't open up again. It didn't open for two minutes. Do that again. I just gave myself a pink eye. It was like. Yeah. Yeah. Also, his lazy eye is why we didn't. No. We didn't bring him. Have you seen the back of his neck? We pulled his hair up. No one has. It's not good. It's not good. Bro. We thought it was going to be good. It wasn't good. He's got scales. You know, I'd love to give Adam a compliment. You know, if you decide to do the five grand hair transplant, you know, good for you, but I don't think you need it. I think you have a beautiful head of hair. You look great, bud. You're critical about your looks, but you're. We'll see. You're a great looking guy. Thanks. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to. I feel like you guys are going to age gracefully, and I'm going to look like John Cusack. Dude. Have you seen recent John Cusack photos? I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that. And I was going to say this, not him specifically, but I think dyed black hair is worse than anything. Yeah. That's a crazy move. It never looks good. No, no, no. And the fact that he hasn't been like, I'm John Cusack. I'm going to go like gray, and it's going to look fucking cool because I'm going to I'm John Cusack, and I'm 70. He also like has. Burn! I don't know if that's Botox or what's happening, but poor guy is looking like Wayne Newton. But that. Like an experiment. Besides that, though. But besides that, no, Wayne Newton looked good. Okay. Listen. Wayne Newton? Wayne Newton? He looked like a wax museum figure. I think you got to look at. I know, but like. Pull up Wayne Newton. No. I think you got to re-look at what Wayne Newton looks like. Wayne Newton looked like this and was like tan and like makeup covered, but it wasn't like. That's not great, dude. It wasn't like. I think Adam. A little bit. All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, I don't know what he's doing with his face or not. What I am saying is, I know what he's doing with his hair. Dude, look at the photo. You'll see it. Wayne Newton looks absolutely terrifying. No, no. What I'm saying is, I know. No, look at him. He looks like something from a horror movie. Yes. This is scary to you? He looks like a puppet. That is. It's so scary, dude. That is terrifying. It's so scary. Listen to me. That is terrifying. Listen to me when I say this. He's still alive, guys. Did not remember him looking like that. That's bad. He looks really bad. Yeah. But God bless him. I did not quite remember that. Yes, that's what I thought. You didn't remember. I think I remembered him from 20 years before that, when he was more like tan. No, now he looks like he was in like the Goosebumps show. That looks like he was like. I think he was like wheeled out there. Looks very scary. Yeah. He's 84 years old, so. Yeah, so God bless him. He's still. God bless him. I don't know what John Cusack is doing or not doing to his face. That's whatever. The easy thing I know is that you just don't dye your hair black. Yeah. It just always looks bad. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Yeah, just let it go gray. What's so wrong about gray? And that's a compliment. I think he'd look better with gray hair. That's my compliment for the day. He kind of looks like Kevin. Okay. And that's another episode of. This is Important. Daddy, chill. Daddy, chill. This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.