Ep 313: This is GROUNDS

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We are boys talking real. That's what's different. You see these podcasts and they're just gabbing, they're just gabbing, not us, we fucking we hope. You know what? It's because we're men of a certain age, okay? That's right. We take them back to talking, nobody talks anymore. Yeah, we don't, we don't chit chat, in other words, for what I'm about to say, which is talk. Yeah, the gift of gab, we talk, welcome to TII talk, TII talk. And what is one more way to say talking, I'm racking my brain, I can't think of it. If you're at home and you're listening to this right now or you're in the car, just scream it, just scream it as loud as you can, we'll channel it somehow and it is, we're chatting. Come on, baby. We said gab, we said chat, we said chat, we said chat, we said chat, we're talking about, we're chatting in there. What else? Another word from the book. I mean, growing down, growing down. Oh, right. That's right. Guys, take it easy on me. Where is your mustache, your son of a bitch? Yeah, can we talk about what the fuck happened to your face, dude? You can't say bro down anymore because you just took 28 years off of your actual age. Oh my god. What the fuck? What the fuck am I looking at here? Yeah, what is going on? Disaster, my god. I like it. This is going to be, this is so lame, this is going to be so lame. My hair. Your wife wouldn't kiss you with it. It's a little bit of that. Okay. Hang on. Are you ready for this? So like my hair is super long right now and I hate it. So I want to get a haircut like this week, I wanted to get it this weekend, we couldn't get it in and it was like, I like your hair long and she's like, you know, don't love the mustache, but I like the hair long and I was like, Oh, why do you have a mustache? And I, I was like, you know what, I feel like it just finishes my face. That's what I said. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and I'm glad we're just here to talk about a man of a certain age. So you're in Norwegian. You're not finished. I feel like man of a certain age feel like they have to have a dad sash. Yeah. And you got some young kids and you want a dad, you want a strong masculine dad sash to throw those kids on the couch. And I feel like I have photos with it. And sometimes they miss the couch, sometimes they hit the coffee table. And so then she goes off for like, uh, and then she won't stop gabbing. Oh. Go through the background. Okay. Okay. I'm in the gym. I'm working out and I go, I'm a little stares. I'm going to shave it off when she gives back. She's going to be like, what? She noticed it. And then that's enough. That's exactly what she's, she's like, Oh, I have a zone. The fact that you took her this long to notice your white ass mustache. Yeah. You've had that mustache for a long time. It's not even notice. It's that she tolerated it. You know, I feel Chloe would have on week one and a half would have been like, you would have got paper. What are we doing? Right. Not even dropping clues. Yeah. What are we doing straight up? Like, what are we doing here? Before we leave the house, I do need to say something. This is grounds. Does your wife ever say this is grounds? This is grounds. I don't like coffee. Grounds. What do you mean? This is grounds. This is grounds. This is whole beans. Is it whole beans? What is it? Hey, sweetheart. This is grounds. Are we talking kachava? Hey, hun, your face. And what? Is that her that's growing out of it? It's grounds. It's grounds. It's ground. It might be ground. It's giving ground. Ground. Ground. And by the way, you didn't even want them to finish that sense because you know what it's grounds for. Shut up. Shut up. Don't finish that. Shut up. And just to make sure she knows you're talking to her, you say woman. Woman shut up. Shut up. And then you just go. And she goes, is that a vibrator? What the fuck? That's grounds. And I go, no, no, no. I go up. That is. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I tried to hold eye contact. I grabbed the wrong thing. Am I bad? I keep it in the same drawer. Why do I have it? I don't know why you've never seen it called man. And why it's small enough to fit in a man's but all sweetheart's called me escape. But this is part of it. Forget you ever saw it. That's not what we're doing here. That's not what we're doing. And this is ground. And this might be ground. Hey, you're grounded. You got grounded. Is there more grounds? I guess that's a little more grounds. No, for Todd, I'm echoing like crazy. I'm hearing echoes. I'm echoing like crazy. Oh my god. We're all over the place on this spot. I'm sounding crispy. I blame Netflix. Yeah, it might be Netflix. Hey, let's talk. It's gotta be. Let's talk. I'll talk about it. Hey, this wouldn't happen on Pluto. I'll say it. Hey, if we were on 2B, crystal clear. But we're on the flicks. All of a sudden we got technical issues. Thanks, Netflix. If I was, if I, if we were podcasting live from Fubo. Okay. You would be crystal clear. No echoes. I haven't tapped in with Fubo in a minute. Actually, I don't know if I, did you say in a minute as in like you used to? I don't know if I ever have. Uh, I focus Fubo. I watch Fubo every day. And what are you watching on Fubo? You've got the floor. Local news. Local news. Oh. I like, I love local news. Really? K-Cal? You're hitting K-Cal? I do. I love K-Cal. It's a big. K-Cal 9. I haven't watched the news in a long time. I'm pretty tapped out. I watch local news every day. Yeah. In the morning, I, because we don't let go watch TV. But, you know, I'm trying to watch the news and catch up with my sports center. And I go, Bo, in the morning, what do we watch? And he goes, sports and news. Right. And then he says, I love news. I don't mind. Okay. I mean, he doesn't. You're trying to raise him to be a weather man. He said news and he had your phone. He doesn't, you know, he doesn't even watch it. He's like really bored when it's on. He wishes it was, you know, make him out. Are we watching? Is Mark Brown? Did he retire? Oh, that's a. Is it Mark? No, it's not shit. You're talking about though. That's a bitch. Is he the the black dude? The black dude? Oh, he don't got legend. I saw him in person once. Frost shook out. Holy. Do the news people when you see him out and about? Oh, my God. They are bigger celebrities to me. Like, if I saw, like George Clooney, I'd be like, Oh, fuck, dude. That's George Clooney. Holy shit. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. If I saw Dallas Reigns, who is the LA local weather man. - Who is that goddamn living legend? If I see him, I mean, I'm shook. And I'd have to come to the podcast and talk about it. - I kinda wanna watch a biopic of Dallas Reigns played by George Clooney. - I feel like-- - Ooh. - I feel like that's-- - That would be hard. - I feel like Clooney, it's right there. - I wonder if there's, 'cause you know there's something there. - There's something there. - With Dallas. - Wait, what do you mean? - Just, if you don't know, you have to look up what my boy Dallas Reigns looks like and how he actually-- - I believe we've talked about him quite a bit. - Because if you don't know what he looks like, he's stunning, he looks like a leather man. - He looks like his name, he is Dallas Reigns and he's born to do this job. - And I imagine that's not his real name, right? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Maybe it is, I imagine it's not, sometimes we're born to become you same bolt, becomes a faster. - Sure. - Do weather people name themselves goofy names like essentially porno stars? - My local weather guy in Omaha, Nebraska for years and years and years and years, Jim Flowers. - Good name. - And you don't think that's real. - I mean, that's huge. - Is it real? - Is it real, Bam? - No one knows. - Yeah. - Damn. - Is that real? - Damn, do we still have, is that real? - Mark Stummer. - No. - No, well that's-- - We end it's real. - I'm talking about-- - It is real. - No, I'm talking-- - Is it real, Bam? - Is it real? - We have it somewhere. - We haven't somewhere. - Okay. Well, on the board is where we want to have it. So you can easily push the button. - You have the board. - There it is. - There it is. - Or we just talk, or we just talk. We just get back to talk. - No, I'm done with the board. I want to talk. - Yeah. - I'm sick of it. - Okay, we know you're done with the board. - I'll take the board. I would love the board. - I think it'd be over. I think I'd be overboard is what it would be if I had the board. - There we go. - Good movie. - Overboard. - Good movie. - Great cover. - There's something deeper with Dallas Reigns that we haven't tapped into. What is his personal life like? 'Cause something-- - I don't super Christian. - You think? - Yeah. - I feel like a lot of people in the news are mad Christian. - I think he's doing the Lord's work. - Why is that? - It just feels kind of churchy to me. - You're up early. - Yeah. - You're dressed in the morning. - Oh, dude. - I don't know. - Let him go. - The fucking Today Show, do you think it's churchy when Matt Lauer has a fucking lock the door button underneath his desk? - That's different. - Fucking plowing PAs. - I mean, that's a little, what's the name of the guy? What's the name of the guy at the pearly gates? Who's like, you're going to heaven, you're going to hell. - There's a guy who checks you in. - Yeah, I think it's Jesus Christ, you're good. - No, it's Peter, isn't it? Peter's at the check. - Peter, they gave the job to the Paul. - Paul's at the watch. - They won him on the beetle with him. - Oh, if it's Paul. - I'm getting it. - If Ring goes back there. - June, fucking IDs. - Me and-- - Me and-- - Okay. - I like that. - I just took his joke and added to it. - We're show stress handing. - Who gets the points there? - If Paul is at the gates, I'm getting in. 'Cause Paul seems like a down-ass home. - Go ahead. - Are we talking Apostle Paul or are we talking Paul McCartney? 'Cause he's not dead yet. - I'm not talking wings, I'm not talking beetles. I'm talking Apostle Paul. - Wing, you are talking wings. - Technically. - Well, Angel Wing's brother. - Yeah. - You guys did it. - You guys did it. - That's insane. - That's insane. - Now we're talking. - Yes, please. - Hey, this fucking job is hidden today. (dramatic music) - Hey, this is A's Davenport. - And Sean Clements. - We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook on the Big Money Players Network. - Our show is extremely accessible to first-time listeners. Each week, we talk to someone in show business, aka The Biz, and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. Everyone has a good time and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show. - We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman. Not that great. - Actually, can you help me shape this? - Yeah. - How about we flip it on his head? - No. - How about we flip this around? - No. - Okay, what is the surprise one, man? Well, actually, you think as the straight man is actually the one who's acting weird. - Adam Scott, love. - This entire time, you've been expecting Adam Sandler to come to visit the show. - I would never let go of that. - I have, yeah. - I would never set expectations for something like that. - I was like, if the universe allows for something like that to happen, I am open to it. - I'm always going to accept. - Okay. - You know, Danny McBride, fine. - Yeah, it's all this fragile masculinity exuding. I could smell it walking on the hallway, to be honest with you. - I was like, I was like, I was like, is that what you need? - Nope, it's fragile masculinity. Ben stiller, no. - I think there's a lot of times out of context, people don't get it, or even know what a circle is. You know what I mean? Like, you're like, oh, what's the state of it? - That's a wrap. - Everyone's so dumb. - And fake. - Right, fake, and also not interested. Or just like, oh, I've got my life. I don't care about your life. - And a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. - Oh, and by the way, Will Ferrell told us personally, he loves the show, and he wants to be a guest on every episode, but he's just so busy. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. (dramatic music) - Can I get serious for a second? Can we do some serious talk? - Yeah, shut up. - Hey, bitch, shut up. - Do you think this is ground? - Do you think? - Do you think you're getting into heaven? - Yeah. - You're in, you think you're going? - Dude, me? - Yes. - Fuck it, come on. - You know what I think? - There's only one thing you need to do to get into heaven. - What? - Believe in Jesus. - Oh, okay, Christian, man. - Okay, Christian, man. - This is my middle name. - Wow. - Dude, I'm Catholic. I just need to do right before I die. I go, mother fuck, a tome for my sins. - Please. - And a priest, a priest will run in and be like, - I'm all the way up! - You think that's me? - You say, bitch, you're good, splash some water on me. - It's that easy. - Dude. - Why are people going to church? That's all you have to do. - Dude, the fact that everyone is in Catholic, as Catholics, they give you such a sick out. - I mean, there's a lot of other bad shit that comes with it, but they give you that sick out where they, you can just be atoned for your sins. And then, bingo, bingo. - At the very end, on your deathbed. So you can be, you can be like a rotten person. And then just along your deathbed, you have a priest come in, spray your ass with the water, spray your ass. - Yes, he's super so good. - He's got a Tushy up there. - You have to believe. You have to believe. - Believe in them. - You have to grimm all. - At the end of your life, when you're literally dying, you're believing, right? You're believing. You're all in. - Oh yeah, what else are you doing? - Your hope. I don't know if people are believing. They're hoping, they're hoping. - I feel like you believe, I feel like I don't pray on the regular, but on my darkest days of my life, I've been like, oh, that's when you ask for your help. - You know what, I'm gonna fire this one upstairs and I truly believe in those moments. - Well, why didn't you cry about it? - You have to look in the mirror, you have to look in the mirror and go, we're world food and this is it. Just go kiss your boys, that's it. - Cheers. - When's the last time, if ever, have you ever prayed? - Fuck you. - Pray, not, not pray on people. - Before my, what do they call it, the prefrontal cortex? Definitely before that was formed. - Really? - This is not, I just, you're not a prayer guy. Well, no, we know that, but you know what I believe in? The sun. - No. - I mean, yeah, I mean, that's, I get that. I do understand. - You worship raw? - I believe the sun set us a, you worship raw. - Okay, but we are talking, so that means if you, your son, son of Christ. - Don, Dan, son of God. - Fuckin' flatline, yeah, yeah, you're not throwing one up. - And all the sudden, eyes of Flutter, you come out of a cloud and you're standing there and all of a sudden there's these dough. - That's not how I would come out, first of all. - Well, there's these dough past pearly gates. - Well, everyone does, everyone does. - Like you smell cookies. - I would come out like this. - Okay. - I would come out like, you would come out and do that. - I would come out like, oh shit, this is hot. - And if you're subscribing Netflix, you know what that's like. - I would come out like the undertaker, WWW, sit up, book around. - That's true. - Chokeslam the doctor, boom, I'm back, bitch. - So then, I'd be like, I feel like fall bearer. - Blake, you did a wonderful job. - Oh. - Let's apologize. - I shut a prayer. - I shut a prayer and he's back. - Oh, all right, dude, all right, he led you. - So, do you think, then they're just going, nah, we're good here, fam, with you. - You're a stupid dumbass. - And we're good here, fam, damn. And they sent you along your way. And then when Blake comes, Blake, do you think you're getting in? What do you think? - Do I think I'm getting into heaven when you come? - Honestly, I hate to be on record, but I don't think a heaven exists, really. - I hate to be on record. - No, no, life is a record. - Because I know when I pull up to Paul, he's gonna pull up this episode of the pod. - And you're like, bro, you said, you talked about it on TV. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're talking. - You're not getting in. - You're talking, yeah. - You want to know the truth? - I think we're in heaven right now. - That's why we're talking. I think I did it right. - Oh, beautiful. - I think, beautiful. - This life is heaven. - Oh, they meant this podcast, sorry. I think this podcast is very moment. - I thought you meant it. - Three of you. - Netflix, data, data. - Hold on. - Where are we, like, at least in live? - Okay, let me give you the dude. - I love you guys. - Take the doopy. - Oh, look at that. - Oh my god, it's getting bad at you. - That's where my Twins are. - It looks like you have an alien inside your palm. - Yeah. - Let's see that doopy again. - I don't, dude, I don't. - Dude. - Let's see that doopy trends. - We need to, you are so know we did it. - Also, why did it take Dursus cameras so long to focus? is back up 'cause his mustache is gone. - Back up, yeah, that's what it is. - Damn. - Don't be a dick. Don't be a dick. I thought we were talking too. - I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a dick. - Yeah, no, no, I think heaven is on earth personally. I think this life-- - Who said that? - I think it's like, "Will he be our strong or something?" - Yeah. ♪ Oh, baby, come on, baby, come on ♪ - Can we replace Sweet Caroline with that song, please? - Oh, man. - Dude, I was in Dublin. - Dude, I'm heaven on earth. Talk about heaven. - Fucking that Isaac and I were talking. We were walking through the streets of Dublin and we were like, Blake would love it here. So much because every, there are so many bars. - People sleeping on the streets. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - So, come on. - No, it actually was the cleanest city and saw very, very few homeless people. It was, and just like no graffiti, it was like very nice. - Oh. - Okay, now you're talking my language, yeah. - Every bar was like a stab. If you started a bar in the 17 or 1600s, it didn't close, it didn't close. 'Cause every bar, there's not a new bar in that fucking city. Every bar, and there's like one, every 15 steps, is like a stab was 1732, a stab was 1691. We went to a bar that was 1168, and that's one of the oldest bars. - Yeah. - 1168, dude. - 1168. - 1168. - 1168. - That's at least, that's the long, long time ago. - That's so long ago, dude. Did it, like what is it, is it solid? Does it stink? Like what, that's hella old. - It's great, it's great. I mean, like the doors are like super tiny. - Yeah. - Like, especially from there. - Like, doors might not be allowed. Everyone is like, my size and looks like a cousin of mine. You're like, oh shit, what's up? - You might as well call this place heaven. - That's awesome. - It was fucking. - I'm not getting in. - Sick, dude. - Cool. And so the whole city, like, 'cause I've never been-- - Yeah, walk me through it. - So the city look, obviously these bars are old. Does the city look old? Are there new buildings? Like, what's the men? - There are some new buildings. - Is there a Dave and Buster? - I didn't see a Dave and Buster's. Maybe way on the outskirts, but no, it seemed. - Actually, no, I take that back. There was like an arcade type place. - Oh, okay. - But it wasn't DNB. - Let's go. - Let's go. - Okay. So, were you guys just at the arcade the whole time? - Just playing Tom Crystus. - Oh, we didn't really swing through that, unfortunately. But, every night was like-- - It's 19 and 80. - Throwdown. Like every bar, we got there on a Monday. I had to check it out. - It wasn't by the-- - Every bar was just like jamming on a Monday and a Tuesday and a Wednesday and a Thursday. And every bar that you would walk past, there's people in it. It doesn't feel empty and dead. - I'm drunk now. - We walked past and people were singing the killers. Are we human or are we dancer? And it was a crowd of 300 people in this bar. It was a Friday night. It was packed. - Wow. - And they're all singing it. And I'm like, look, look at this. - That's the one they're singing, huh? - Yeah. - 'Cause during the World Cup. - This is their sweet Caroline. - That was the song. Somebody used that song, I don't know. - I think it's the Millennial Super Anthem. - Right, right. - Like I feel like Sweet Caroline is a generation to old. But killers, are we human or are we dancer? That was an absolute-- - Stee rate! - Damn, Dora. - This Millennial's dude. And I stopped and videoed it. I was like, this is perfect. - It made you wonder, are we human? - Are we human or are we dancer? - The place was wonderful. We did talk about how if you were there, Blake, we would lose you to the city. - I believe that. - There is. - It's in my, it's on my bucket list. I definitely have to go to Ireland. - It doesn't even have to be on the bus. It could just be on your list of places to go next. - Now. - It's definitely in my top three. I think it's Tokyo, Ireland. - I really want to go to Antarctica. But that's on some like science, science shit. - Also just go there. - Yeah, you could just go there. I have friends that have been there. - A travel agent away from sorting it all out for you. - Yeah, Blake, like, looks at that travel as if it's like, out of reach or it's impossible. You aren't a poor person. I can't afford to just go on a trip, you know? - You can do it. - I just, I get scared to leave home. I feel like-- - Yeah. - I don't know. - It's just a lot, it's a big to do packing bags. - You're not needed. - Yeah, you're not needed. - I promise. - You're not, everyone you know will be okay. - Wow, thank you. - Your family would be like, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You, oh, you're still here. - You come back and you bring gifts and they go. - You're right, yes, you left. - Yeah, you were gone. - And you just, you're gift from Antarctica. - Everything was busy. - It was just snow, but it's just melted. So it's just like you, I just have like a cup of cup of water. - Daddy's, daddy's home. - Daddy's home, right? - There's just another guy there like all rocked up. Like, what's up? - They're like, I guess now it all makes sense. You work on, we work on, don't worry. - Come on, man, that's not nice. - But no, I think-- - Go to Tokyo. - I think you could go to all these places. - I want to. - Tokyo, it's great, dude. Tokyo's fucking fantastic. - Do you know who's there all the time? - You're fucking BFF, a t-book, and Aqua. - I know, they're there constantly. - They were gonna take me. - They're there like every four months through there. - Yeah. - And I don't think that's an overstatement. - Yeah, I know, I want to go. - Just, I even think you could go with them as like a guy who holds lights. - Dude, that would be kind of cool. If I was like sort of the, the lighting bro, I could be down to that. - Yeah, or you could just go when they go and not hold. - Well, have fun. - Well, now what? - Okay, you know, I could do that, but now I'm starting, I need a purpose, but also I'm starting to like, I'm kind of in the realm of like family vacation. Save it up for like family vacation. That's seemingly like-- - You could do both, but yes, absolutely. - Just took my whole family to Stockholm, Copenhagen. - How was it? - We went on a road trip up to Oregon and then Montana through Idaho and back through Utah. Went to Zion. - Now, when you do that, you guys just in your-- - Constantly scraping. - You don't have like a giant excavator. - No, I don't have one of those pandemics sick like, or like an RV or something, or like a sprinter van or something. You just have like a regular fire. - A rear end. - But like, is that three rows? - A rear end? - Oh, it is, okay. - What about like a ID buzz, the, the, the Volkswagen? - Dude. - Love those and they have them tricked out with a tent on the top, but those are topped out at 200 miles charge, which is just atrocious. - Yes, you'd need to get-- - That's why they're not selling-- - I love that car. - To the burning gasoline. - I wave at people who drive those. I go-- - Hey! - I-- - You're doing the Lord's work. (dramatic music) - Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. - And Sean Clements. - We host the podcast, Hollywood Handbook on the Big Money Players Network. Each week we talk to someone in show business, AKA The Biz, and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. - We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, not that great. - I actually, can you help me, can you help me shape this? - Yeah. - No. - Okay, how about we flip this around? - Yeah. - Okay. - How, what is the surprise one, man? Adam Scott, love. - I have, I would never set expectations for something like that. - It sounds like if the universe allows for something like that to happen. - I am open to it. - I'm always going to accept, you know? - Danny McBride, fine. I could smell it walking on the hallway to be honest with you. - I was like, I was like, is that what you need? - Nope. - It's a fragile masculinity. - Ben stiller, no. Like you're like, "Oh, it's so stupid." - Everyone's so dumb, it's for you. - And fake. - Right, fake and also not interested, or just like, "Oh, I've got my life. I don't care about your life." - And a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. - Oh, and by the way, Will Ferrell told us personally he loves the show, and he wants to be a guest on every episode, but he's just so busy. - I'm Mungus, you together, and I'm back with a new season of the podcast, Skyline Drive. This time, I'm diving into a rabbit hole of peptides, organoids, blood boys, blue zones, and brain replacement to try to understand what this longevity obsession is all about, and what it really means to live forever for all of us. - I learned about some rad science. - I can make a brain for you, and then we can test what draw is the best for your brain, as opposed to his brain. - Here's some hard truths. - I would expect Indians to age faster, but I did not expect it to be almost a four to five-year acceleration. - And get myself into a world of trouble. - I'd say probably start bone smashing. - It doesn't work. - Make you look more defined. They say it works. I don't know. - Listen to Skyline Drive, how to live forever on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. - On the new podcast, Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I choose option B. I'm Julie Bignero, and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. - Every time I tried to be alone, I kept meeting people and they were like, you smiled at us, not a lot of people smile around here. - It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies you're sold about it. It can be a time where you push your limits, change your mind, or wake up to a new version of yourself. So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip, I hope you listen to Solita on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. - If you're bookshelf and you're for you page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. This is Pro's Society, the weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for thought daughters, pop culture obsessives, and anyone who thinks pride and prejudice and love island deserve the same level of discourse. I'm Eli Rallo, and every week, we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and the conversations everyone can't stop having. - I'm gonna have to look up this story. I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed. - From best-selling authors and your favorite book talk creators to the latest pop culture moments, nothing is off the table. - It's like if you can hide some real messages inside compelling characters and that is a Trojan horse. - Whether you're looking for literary deep dives, smart pop culture conversations, or a community of readers who love to think a little too much, you're in the right place. Listen to Pro's Society on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. See you between the pages. - I did a, I drove to the Bay Area last weekend and I took Sam's car, which is electric, and I had never taken a road trip with an electric car. It's fucking stressful, dude. It's not cool. - I love, we got to one of our destinations. I was like, we're gonna push it. We're gonna skip this charge and we're gonna go to the next one. And we got there with three miles left on the charge. - 'Cause I was like, 'cause I go, with your whole family, that is absolute psychotic. - That's ground, bro, that's ground. - That's ground, dude. - That's ground. - It was like, it was like, stop at 11, and then stop again at 12, 3rd year or something. And I was like, no. - 'Cause how long does it take to charge? - It's fucking four minutes. - Let me just give you the short answer. Here's the short answer. On a trip, they wanna keep you between 20 and 80% of your battery, right? So they don't want you to fill up too high because it takes a long time to like, it like protects the batteries. When it's under 20 or over 80. So the fastest time to charge is when you're between, when you're at 21%, up to 80 and then you leave. - Sure. - I don't wanna have four, 15 minutes stops in a day. I wanna have 120 and 140, I think that's the same. And so my point was like, I don't wanna stop at 11, 15 and 12, 30. I wanna stop at 12, 30, which is like lunchtime. And we'll just go, this is what you're telling your children. - Wow, we charge for, yeah. - And they're like, they couldn't care less. Like, we pulled the fuck up. - I mean, Emma's like white knuckling it. Like, what happens if a car dies? - Like, this is brown. - You have to, this is brown. - This is brown. - This is brown. - When a electric car dies, they can't just like, tow it, right? Doesn't it like fully seize up? Like, you can't even exit the car. - Yeah, it's like the doors don't. - It's like a calf muscle. - It's like a Charlie horse. - Yeah, doesn't it lock you in? - It's like that movie from Disney Channel from the early 2000s Smart House. - Yeah, isn't it like Smart House? - Yeah, it locks you in. - Is it like, it locks you in like Smart House? - You can't exit the vehicle, correct? - You can, dude, what are you talking about? - Like it, you always sound like. - You sound like every old person I talked to at this wedding who found out we were driving a electric car, they're like, all right, so now we're hearing about these things. I'm like, you lose. - Yep, electric cars, how does it work? - Dude, I didn't know any of this about the battery, like that, the middle charge thing, everything you're talking about. I didn't know about any of this. So I left on a Friday, and when I got to the grapevine, that's kind of like the mountain you have to drive through. - And why did you take Sam's electric view? - 'Cause I would, I've been what kind of electric car does she have? - She's got like a little BMW, like a electric BMW. - Okay. - And I just thought it would save on gas. I didn't want to pay for gas on the way up. - It's true. - It would use no gas. - That's true, it does save on it. - But as I was driving through the grapevine, a fire started, and they shut the, they shut the hill down. You couldn't get it, get over the grapevine, and then the car is telling me like, you have to find a charging station. So I ended up like driving around the mountain, but I never got to the charging station. I was driving for seven hours, and I only got one hour away from home. It was really bad. I turned around. - What was driving for seven hours? - You got seven hours, and you only got one hour. - I went up the grapevine, I got turned around. I tried to drive around the mountain, but then I drove back into the fire, 'cause the car is telling you where to go charge, the charge stations are. But it doesn't know there's a fire, so I drove back into the fire. - So I just turned around. - I do love the idea of seeing a fire in front of you, and the car is like, pull ahead, and you're like, I have to, I have to drive in the middle. - Literally what I was doing at that point now, where I'm like, I guess I gotta listen to this. - It's telling me, and I'm like looking at the smoke, and I'm like, I don't be a bitch. - I'm like, I don't think this is the right way. - I'm on pussy. - Do a sexy drive ahead. - Keep going, pussy. - Bavarian multivirical says, drive. - It was a nightmare. - So then you just came home? - Yes. - Well, like, why do you, I mean, you guys drive all the way up. - You went home? - I went home. - Durses driving to Oregon and shit. Why not fly? - There's a direct flight that flies into Concord, where you're from. - Why not just get on a plane, get there in an hour and a half and be done with it? - Well, I don't like airports, and I enjoy-- - You like the drive. - I like the drive. I like the five. - I do think that that is a norcal person thing. I don't think any Southern California person loves the drive up north, but because-- - It's ugly. It's flat land. - Sure. - It's not pretty, but I'll just-- - It's just hairy ranch, classic. - Great stop. We should go there. - But people who live up north, who move south, they love that fucking drive. - Yeah. It's a good time to-- - What is it? Seven hours? Six hours in an electric car, probably. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, no. It adds quite a bit when you got an electric car. - Oh, that sounds miserable. - But what's dope is it on the way back? I've made it with no charge all the way home. - Damn it. - Like, when I pull in, because again, it wants you to get home with like 60 miles on your battery. And I'm like, I don't need 60 miles. I need 60. - Yeah, it's bullshit. - If it tells me I got six miles, I'll have, 'cause it tells you what you're gonna have when you get to your destination. - But if it tells me I got six miles, that's far far. - Is it like, I'm always worried about, and by always meaning, I've never driven an electric car, but I would be worried about-- - Don't get it. - Just not, but like the gauge is not quite right. - Oh, yeah. - And the six miles is actually zero miles in your fault. - Yeah, you have to really trust the robot. - Mm-hmm, and it just, that's what a wild man der is, dude. - Why are you really, I love it. - I'll go to Orn's County on a fucking half battery for a water polo weekend, and then I'm gonna drive him back, and I'm like, I think we can make it. - Damn, that's clear. - My kids are sleeping in the back seat, and I'm just like, we got this. We fucking got this. - Have you never ran out of battery before? - No, no. - I mean, I've also been, I'm like, not risky. I wouldn't do it if it was like-- - He's planning it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's looking ahead. - I'm like, I see where the charger is. - And there's a charger, there's a charger on the way, where if I see it's down to two miles, and I'm 10 miles from home, like I'll pull over. - Okay, this is another thing. This is real, this real electric car charger talk. - Yeah, I'll give it to the robot. - It sent me, it sent me to-- (laughs) (laughs) - Let's get into it. - We're talking, boy. We're talking, boy. - This is just guys talking. It sent me to somebody's house. It sent me to a personal residence. Why did it do that? - There was just some jacks dude there. It was like, you always charge here. - Yeah, there's just some fucking dude there with a-- - When I got to the fire, the nearest like, I was starting to really panic, because I didn't know any of this information. - We go to Jeff's house. - It sent me to a neighborhood. - On my road trip of thousands and thousands of miles and tens of hours, we did get sent to one charger where the chargers were not operable. They just weren't working for some reason. - So then we had to go like, - That's ground. - Another mile across the freeway on the other side. - Damn. - And charge it there. Walmart, by the way, Walmart. - Oh, we've got chargers in the parking lot at every Walmart. I can sing out for Walmart. - Dude, Walmart is crazy. - You go in, you get some sugar snap peas and healthy snacks, maybe a whole outfit. - Walmart's crazy. - I guess it's the same as I love, I see your riskiness because my favorite thing to do when I'm flying is be the guy where they're closing the door and you go, "Hey, right here!" and they're slipping and then they tell you, "Oh, you're so lucky, we were just closing the door." And then you get on and everybody's like, "Oh, wow, you think I'm just, "that God you made it, we were just about to leave without you." I love that feeling. - And you go, "But you didn't, did you?" - But you didn't. - I guess I timed it perfectly. I guess we don't have to wait if you were poor for two hours. Will you hold my enormously crazy large coffee while I put my bag up? Can I scoop my fat ass? - I can just see Adam's whole fit. I can see the whole volume. - Sunglasses down for just the, "but you didn't close it, did you?" - But you didn't. - Fucking dude brings on a tuna sandwich, faking in the bathroom. - No, dude. - God, if anything, I'd bring on a whole rotisserie chicken. - Oh. - I ate the bone. - I ate the rope. - This is a swallowed a rope, bro. - This is swallowed the rope. - Dang, that's a flex. - Dude, yeah, the flight to Dublin is 10 and a half hours and the way there we slept for a large chunk of it, because it's overnight for us, and then you get there and it's like mid-afternoon and you're kind of turned upside down anyways and then you just get really drunk and then you kind of pass out and that's how you do it. - But the way back is the least. - You're trying not to sleep because when you land, it's like eight o'clock at night and you're gonna have to turn around and grab that. So I just stayed up. - What are we watching? What are we watching? - Dude, I watched and I don't know if there's the right move 'cause I didn't particularly like it, but there was just so much of it to watch. I watched the morning show. I watched like nine episodes of the morning show. - Oh, the Apple show. - What is the Apple show? - God, I was like, this dude's local news game is strong. He's on lights. - Mark was watching Dublin news. - I'm just watching all the morning local news. - Every state you fly over, you just tune in. - I was watching some Dublin local news. - What is that like? - Like exactly like it is here and it's fucking awesome. - It's just great. - It's just they're just talking about, it's, there was a heat wave in Dublin. So it was like heat degrees, which was awesome. - Really? - Because normally it's like kind of cold and rainy and wet in Dublin. - I said let it all hot out. - Oh, that was good, but what's the air conditioning situation? - The air conditioning situation is not, it's not awesome. And the first two days, mine wasn't working at top speed. - You're telling me the place built in 1186 doesn't have good air conditioning. - Adam is stepping over like bodies. He's like, these people were partying last night. - Oh, yeah. - These people with no air conditioning, I'm good. - Look at the Irish too, yeah. - I'll have what he's having. - Did you eat it? - Like Europe lords, how awesome they are over America, although in a lot of ways it is fucking awesome. - Watch it, watch it. - Watch it. - Dude, our HVAC guys, we gotta go on on over here. - Thank you. - We can put air conditioning fucking anywhere. - Yeah. - And we will ruin the architecture and make it look ugly, but we will have AC. And that's what I think we need to have. - Can you tell me about the splitters, the splitter things? - Oh yeah, it needs to come like right through a room and fucking, it looks gross. - He's talking. - I had to put, I had to put those in my cabin, but those are the European, those are the Euro style, man. - Oh, what? - The splitters, they're like the long, plastic fucking Mitsubishi things. - I like it. - You like those? - No, I just, I like what we're talking about today. - We're getting into it. - Yeah, we're getting into it. - Brass tag. - No, I'm talking, I want, I want central air. I want central air everywhere. - Why people be like this? - That's what I want. (laughing) - What is it? - Why is it called central air? - Well, it's because you don't just have a unit in a room. - Oh, okay, gotcha. Thank you. - You fucking idiot. - Isn't it because there is one unit? - Oh my god! - There's one unit, central and it blasts it out. - Amazing. - Dude, this is a thing I looked into a while ago. I just remember being like, no, this is talk. - This is way too expensive and I don't want to buy into this. But the fact that like every room, like some rooms are sunnier than others. And so the temperatures all fucking weird. They have these vents that have like, thermometers on them, right? And they open and close based on that. And it's all Bluetooth, tucked up to your phone or whatever. And I remember they were like $2,000 or $800 per vent. And I'm like, no, I'll just turn it up and have it freezing in one room and just finding the other. But like, just freeze out a child. - Who's not, yeah. Who's not developing this to be like. - Dude, get another blanket. - These are $40 about it now. - Or $99 a vent. And now you're thinking about like, all right, well, I'm saving. - Okay. - It just seems like it could be a game changer. - Yeah. - I feel like you need to retire and get into whatever business that is. - Fresh out, you need to quit acting. - But Adam, I'm at the top of the podcast game. You got to quit acting. - You got to quit podcasting. - That's easy actually. - Yeah. - You're asking me to retire. - Remember how you left for a vacation? I leave the industry and then I come back and they go. - Oh. - Right, yeah, no, no, no. Well the most, yes. - Well, first off, he left everyone. - And he was gone. - He was gone. - You are back. - And good for you. - And you are back, right. - And you are back. - You inspired us actually. When you were gone, good stop talking about you. - Felt weird. - Right this way, Steve Howard. - Right this way. - Where is your mustache? - Did you say Steve Howard? - Yeah. - We actually fuck with Steve Howard now much more. - Yeah. - He's in shape and you're not. - He's like him and he is basically you but-- - A better taller, a little hotter, more confident. - It's cool. - That's the best. Funnier, he's better. - Funnier, a gooder, hey. - Did we say hotter? - We say hotter. - Do we mention hotter? - Did we already say hotter? - Yeah, a couple of times. - Do we say nicer and human more personable? - Yeah, more human? - We did say that. We did. Well, just messing with you, welcome back. - All right, take care Andy. - Take care. - And we will call you now that we know you're back. - Here's your chair. - Here's your chair. - Here's your chair. - Okay, see ya. - God, that was awkward. - Just sit there. - That was so awkward, he's still on day, but you're back. - I would like to shout out to, I know we're not there yet, but we ate at the number six restaurant, number six, steakhouse, and I want Isaac to drop in there. - And I'm sorry, is that the name of the place? - Yes. - You were like, I don't know the top five. - Wait, it was the number six rated steakhouse in the world? - Steakhouse in the world. - Where's the steakhouse book? - Dublin. - No, no, no, no. Like, what's ranked here? - Dude, I have no idea. - I don't say this, just let him say no. - I know, I do. - For fun. - Dublin. - Number six in what? - Fuck if I know, dude. It's just, it's called FX Buckley. Yeah, it was ranked as the number six best steakhouse in the world by World's 101 best steak restaurants award. - Sounds real. - Wow. - So that seems like a real thing. - Mm-hmm. - And, shorter name? - It was fucking awesome, dude. Thebombe.com. - Oh my God! - So good. It also was like reasonably priced. I mean, Isaac paid for it. I don't know exactly how much it was, but I think it was reasonably priced. He was crying, but it seemed to me. It wasn't pretentious. It was pretty reasonably priced. It was free for me. - Do y'all have clarna? - You know, sometimes you'll go to like a really nice restaurant and it's just like too much. Like they're doing too much. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - And this was just like, no, it's steak. It's potatoes. It's all the classic. - Nobody hits you with salt. - Oh, dude, did you go to Salt Bay? Damn. - No, you wish I would go for Salt Bay. Fucking bitch. - That's number one, boy. - Salt Bay's got a number one. - Yeah, I wonder how Salt Bay's doing. - He's doing it. - I'm glad that the steakhouse was cool, but the website sounds like something made up for a person to go to steak houses and say they're from a thing. - Yeah, wait, but what's the vibe of a Irish steakhouse? Is it like red leather booths? Is it like. - No, no, no, it was the opposite of that. It was like, we walked in and I thought we were on a restaurant because it was, it was like an old from the 1800s and Oh, butchery. - Yeah, who's that? - They have like dated and turned the windows and stuff and then they turned it into a steakhouse and it's owned by the same family for the past 250 years around. - What's the family's name again? - Or Dr. Buckeys. - Buckeys. - Buckeys. - Buckeys. - Buckeys, Buckeys. - Buckeys, Buckeys, Buckeys, Buckeys, Buckeys. His name is FX. - Oh, fuck it. - Who's. - That's Franklin Xavier. - Franklin Xavier? - That's a steakhouse name. - Or something, I don't know. Seems like that'd be real. - Zander. - Xavier Buckeys. - And what'd you get? What'd you come with? - Yeah, what'd you get, bro? - Dude, I was the order. Please tell me you got some potato. - And then I said, give me your mashed potatoes. - Hot, hot, hot. - They gave me a big old pot of mashed potatoes. - I wish you didn't go into the crazy American accent. - And then I said, and then I said, "Hey, could we, could we, I said, I want a mashed potato." - I said, I want a mashed potatoes. And then I said, I want a mac and cheese. for the table for the table for the down the rider here on a side salad that I'm not really going to eat but I feel like I should order it. Now is that a hot hot dish? I have a side salad and it was fucking great on a cream. I want a cream spit it and give me a cream corn. I'll give you a cream corn for the taste. I like it extra harsh in my water. Give me some big old slices of tomato. What do you like to drink? Are you, Adam, have you reached Rich Guy status where you'd pair it with a wine? Are you there yet? No. I mean, I do like a red wine with a steak and I'll do that at home more, but I don't know enough about red wines. The cost of diarrhea. And when I, when I'm out, I'm out to get drunk. So I've been, I, I either was drinking Guinness. That a boy or the boy I was drinking. Uh, dude, by the way, I'm so good at splitting the G wildly good. Come on. Just no way you're not. Tell me what that is. Splitting the G. So again, it's, 'cause then when I was in prison, splitting the G was a whole other thing. Splitting your gaping ass almost split the G tonight. Oh, I'm getting hungry. Yeah, yeah. Oh, the, the, the deleted scene from Shawshank. Go ahead. Hey, home, get over here about to split your G split the G Tim Robbins is, and that's what I knew. That's what I knew. I had to split his G. He crawled through 10 miles of butthole that you can't imagine. It's, it's working for him to, and the voice over Andy do frame 10 inches of the foulest cock you've ever seen. Andy's dude was re-arranged. He split ruined his do frame. Oh, split his G. He's gonna wish he was on death row. They found 10 chest pieces up his butthole. Yes, points. So the Guinness glass. I took that soap. Okay, go ahead. It says Guinness. Yes. And it's, it's like this far. It's farther down in the glass than you remember it being. So the Guinness, what they do in Dublin, which is awesome. And I wish they did it here every beer that you would order. If you got a course light, the glass said course light on it. Ooh, if you got a Guinness, it says Guinness, if you got a Amstel light, it says Amstel light. Oh, that's cool. And so on. It's pretty fucking cool. Andy, no, that's unreal. Yes. And well, I mean, like, no, that's cool. In America, we're not doing that. No, we're not going the extra mile. No, not really not. We don't give a fuck. So it's, we got that air down and it's for me. It's the goal is to get the line of beer through the, the, the G where the top connects to the bottom right there. Yeah, the little, the, the, the line. What do we call the G try to get it right there? Yeah. Uh, and I fucking got it. I did it like five times. That's what we're saying. Drink it. Oh, you drink it. So you drink it. It's full. And then you, in one drink without like going down and looking at it, you try to split the G. So that's like when people do their first sip, it's got to be that and you drink it to the G. So essentially for me, it's two big goaps and a half gulp. And I was looking at the G baby. You've got the line. You've got it down to a sign. I fucking nailed it. I was just gifted. Isn't it cool that we're still stoked to be able to accomplish things that like a senior in high school would be legendary science? Oh, heaven on earth. Heaven on earth, baby. I went to the party. Adam Devine fucking split the G. Oh, the 40 year old. It was, it was on. We were playing at this whole dude. What did we do? And what is, what does he get for doing that? I had none to high five. I was from his friends that are the same age endless pussy. A couple of high fives from Isaac and his assistant Michelle. I was going back to high school. Hey, Adam, honestly, thanks for representing for the USA. Yeah. I'm so proud of you. It was everybody in Ireland just be like, Oh, he's putting the G. No, I mean, they would be like, oh, if I could just put in the G, you know, uh, that's a bad Irish act. It was terrible. Bad Irish act. That was a good English act. Yeah. It was a good, a good Aussie Osborne. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, we're a show run. He split the G. All right, P. All right, P. Hey, this is his Davenport and Sean Clements. We host the podcast. Hollywood handbook on the big money players network. Our show is extremely accessible to first time listeners. Each week, we talked to someone in show business, aka the biz and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman. Not that great. Actually, can you help me? Can you help me shape this? Yeah. How about we flip it on his head? How about we flip this wrap? Okay. What is the surprise woman? Actually, you think it's the straight man. It's actually the one who's acting weird. Adam Scott. This entire time you've been expecting Adam Sandler to come to visit the show. I would never let go of that. I have. I would never set expectations for something like that. It seems like if the universe allows for something like that to happen, I am open to. I'm always going to accept, you know, Danny McBride. Fine. Yeah. Saw this fragile masculinity exuding. I could smell it walking on the hallway to be honest with him. I was like, I was like, is that what it is? No, it's fragile masculinity. Ben Stiller, no. There's a lot of times out of context. People don't get it or even know what a circle is. Like, you're like, oh, I've got my life. And a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. Oh, and by the way, Will Ferrell told us personally, he loves the show and he wants to be a guest on every episode. But he's just so busy. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Munga, shit together, and I'm back with a new season of the podcast Skyline Drive. This time, I'm diving into a rabbit hole of peptides, organoids, blood boys, blue zones, and brain replacement to try to understand what this longevity obsession is all about. And what it really means to live forever for all of us. I learned about some rad science. I can make a brain for you. And then we can test what draw is the best for your brain, as opposed to his brain. Here's some hard truths. I would expect Indians to age faster, but I did not expect it to be almost a four to five year acceleration. And get myself into a world of trouble. That doesn't make you look more defined. They say it works. I don't know. Listen to Skyline Drive, how to live forever on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're a bookshelf and you're for you page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. I'm Eli Rallo and every week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and the conversations everyone can't stop having. I'm going to have to look up the story. I'm obsessed. From bestselling authors and your favorite book talk creators to the latest pop culture moments, nothing is off the table. It's like if you can hide some real messages inside compelling characters and that is of Trojan horse, whether you're looking for literary deep dives, smart pop culture conversations, or a community of readers who love to think a little too much, you're in the right place. Listen to Pro's Society on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I choose Option B. I'm Julie Piñero and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. Every time I try to be alone, I kept meeting people and they were like, "You smiled at us, not a lot of people smile around here." It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies you're sold about it. By the way, Irish people, the nicest people, the nicest people. I love to hear that. I thought I'll certainly answer nice. And they are. What fucking Irish people do? But fucking Irish. Go ahead. But fucking Irish people. They're nice. They're nice people. Wildly nice people. It was so cool. Do they get a little rowdy? Like what's the what's the bar scene? Are they like Irish people? Are we getting turned up? Yeah. Well, we didn't really go out on the weekends. So we didn't see. And also. No, I mean, no, it just mostly was, what was so cool is it was 80 degrees. So it was even warm at night. And for there, that's like kind of unheard of. It usually gets pretty chilly and humid a little bit, not too bad, but like warm. It felt like you're in Southern California. And like now, when it's, you know, now that global warming has hit, and it's just 75 degrees at night. That's the dog base. When you're in the dog days, and so everybody was outside the bar, drinking outside, and it's just allowed. And by the way, no one checked an ID. There was not a bouncer anywhere. I didn't see like security. Damn. It was fucking awesome. Dude, did you hear Adam Devine's in? He didn't even get fucking carted. And he's with the gym. Well, you know what I mean? There wasn't like a guy standing outside checking IDs. That's awesome. I think in Europe, you can try everybody's allowed to drink. Yeah, I don't think it was like a, I mean, unless you're 16, then you can't. But is it good? No, you can. It's 18 and over. 18 and over. But you can like drink wine, right? But you know, like if we were 16, we're going to the bar. Oh, hell yeah. Right, but like, I think we're coming in because that because it's 18 and up, they don't need anyone at the door because it's probably like, easier to spot a 14 year old going to a bar. Yeah, then it is like in college where you're 19 and you're like not yet 21. Right. Yeah, but if you're 16, you're not yet 18. I'm like, I don't know. Oh, fuck. Bro, he's dropping knowledge on me. That is true. I've never been to Ireland. That's true enough. You just split your G, bitch. You just split your fucking G dog. Nucka Graham. Split, home home. Split. Oh, I did, I did, I thought I got in a little trouble. I go, can I have a black and tan? Oh, and a black and tan is, that's like half. Whoa. Get his half part, I believe. And by the way, they're delicious. Have you had one? They're fucking. They're fantastic. Um, and the, the, the, the, uh, the, uh, not monster, the bartender goes, uh, we don't do that here. And then he moves on real quick. Like he was a pretty offended. And I'm like, fuck, what did I step into? And then I look up, of course, it's like a military thing. And with, when they were fighting the British, and it, it's something to do with that. And I just looked at it quickly and I'm like, oh, fuck. I'm like, stepped into some, some of their like pretty horrific history and I'm like, oh, no. And so I go, hey, man, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to offend you with, with the black and tan. Um, I'm an American. I just, I didn't, I didn't know what I was saying. And he goes, oh, I wasn't offended at all. We just don't ruin a fucking Guinness by mixing it with another beer like an ass. Oh, yeah. So you imagined it had more context? No, it does. No, I did. I looked it up and it did, and it does. That's like this historical context. And I was like, oh, shit, what did I step into? So she got to stop watching the local news. And he, and he was just like, oh, no, no, no. I just didn't want to ruin a Guinness. We took a Guinness tour too. We went on the tour of the factory, which was fucking sick. Awesome. And what about the World Record Book Factory? Yeah, was it, was it free? Is that the word? I would, isn't it, isn't it the same company? Oh, Guinness World Records? It's gotta be. It's just a bunch of drunk people back in the day. They were like, World Record Watch, mate. Oh, that's actually a great. They didn't mention the World Record. I don't know. And I feel like that'd be part of the tour. I've never connected that. If they're not related, they're fucking up. If we're having all these global mergers and Guinness and Guinness are different. Yeah, and Guinness didn't gobble up the book. Damn, I wonder. Yeah, it was cool. It was a lot of pretending to care about how beer was made. And I feel like I've done tours of brewery. You know, when you go on a brewery, the owner will be like, "Yeah, fuck, let me show you how we melt our hops." Or whatever the fuck I do. All right, I won't remember. And you go, "Oh, cool." And then you pretend and then they give you free beers. So it's cool. That essentially was what happened. Oh, cool. It doesn't smell in here. Yeah. Fucking literally. Yeah, no. That doesn't smell like foot. But then the history of it is pretty fucking cool. Like because it's, I mean, it's been going for hundreds and hundreds of years. And you're like, "Where's the borne on date?" And they're like, "That's not what we do here." Hang on. Gets World Records franchise was literally created by the Guinness Brewery in 1951, managed the records. Sir Hugh Beaver. Yes, Sir Hugh Beaver. He said the first world record for biggest beaver. Huge beaver. Argued over Europe's fastest gamebird. Realizing no reference book can settle pub debates. He hired researchers to call a book of facts published on October 3rd. Wow. This is great. 55. This is great. And by the way, I don't know if you guys have seen a Guinness Book of World Records recently. But they're kind of becoming trash. Yeah, they stuff. Like they look like giant stupid collages. And then now the records are all like, dude, I bet they always look like trash. But we were 11 year old boys and you're like, "No, no, they were way closer." No, dude. I'm not saying they looked like an excite encyclopedia or whatever, but they looked kind of like a reference book. They looked official. Now they look like, I don't fucking know. Yeah, like a magazine. Like teen tiger beat or whatever. It's fucked up. Yeah, it's a lot wider. And the records are like, "Most pancakes eaten by clown farting." Fucking you're like, "No, we know the ones that really should count." Longest being your nails. Dick. Oh god, sorry. Longest being your nails. We all remember that bitch. We all remember Indian curls up. She just couldn't carry some really Indian dude. Who had it like wrapped up in the bag? Yeah, yeah. Of course, long as neck. That's him. That one's dope. Oh, she's fatdest wins. Put all the rings around it. Yeah, that shit was dope. Remember the show? The dude who could pop his eyes out? Largest throat. Largest throat. And it's Heather. It's Heather. Shout out. It's Heather from Mark. Heather, I deep throat. I heart deep throat. I deep throat. Yeah, man, such a legend. What's she up to? Shout out. Every once in a while, I'll get the, I'll get the, you know, like it'll be in my feed. You know who this is. In Instagram. In Instagram. You know what you did last summer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. Yes. Not that guy, pal. Trust me. Go. Go. Go. Back in the lime wire days. Remember? Man, I miss Heather. My nap was out. That's a freaking. She was dumb. My nap was stirred. Jacob, you got it. You know, I do, I do want to move on, but I also just want to live right here for a little while longer because what a time to be alive that was when it was still kind of like, I guess we can make this at home, huh? Oh, you're talking about. She was just down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're talking. We're talking. It took us 50 minutes to get here, but we got, are we parking, are we parking and walking around? Heather, I think we had the rest. We're sitting right. For a while. Okay. Okay, so you're talking. We're at the charge. We're at the charge. So for those, for those of, by the way, 100% of our listeners know what we're talking about. We, for the one person who's traveling in the car with their dad, let us know who this is, let us. Hold this hand. Hold this hand. That is it. And ask your dad and your dad knows and your dad knows who Heather is. But Heather could gobble a penis unlike anyone has ever seen. And dude, let's get into like, obviously, there's some porno out there where like dudes are just face fucking and you're like, no, not for me, not for me. Whose box is this checking? No pun intended. No. Heather was like, no, into it, having a good time. How do you show you? How do you show you? Shame involved. By the way, didn't look painful. That's what exactly is getting wrong now is it looks painful for the, for the girl. Yeah. And you're like, well, why, why, why this? When Heather, you have to talk to this girl afterwards. Yeah. Aren't you dating this girl? You're a monster. Aren't you in love? That's what I assume is every porno, sorry. I'm, I'm thinking. Aren't they in love? Aren't they married? Yeah. Don't they have a family? Because they're real names. Aren't you in love? That's a long way when they, when they're kissing at the up top and you can tell they like each other. Yeah. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. They're kissing is absolutely. Yeah. Disgusting. Yeah. Let me just tongue-fuck your nose hole. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, yeah. Now I'm with you there. Yeah. Yeah. But this girl Heather, she was a phenomenon. And the whole generation of elder millennials know exactly who she is. A true Savant. And if she's trying to put all this behind her. We get it. But, but, but like this, if anything, we're not giving flowers. God, that'd be, that'd be the worst. No flowers. You could be dead. No flowers. There's no way. No, we would have hurt. You didn't do it. Adam would have been a Paul Bearer. I would have been alerted. We would have hurt him. I have, I have Google Alerts set up. I think I would know. At the, at the funeral, they're like, um, I'm so sorry. Did you see who's here, though? Yeah. Is that the man he's wearing? He's a modern family. He's, uh, he's no. He's wearing a foot door. Does he know the family? I think by the way, the three of us would have been there and we would have lifted that casket so high. But I think God, she's not, she's not dead. Adam makes a speech. She goes, "My name is Adam. I love Adam." - No, I start to play an acoustic guitar. - Adam, I creep throat. - I'm singing "Hey there, Delilah." "Delilah," but I'm changing it to, ♪ Hey there, Heather, what's it like up there in heaven? ♪ - Heaven, you're a thousand miles away. - But tonight you look so pretty. - It's so crazy. - Workaholics are just like, they did like hour long speeches each of them. (laughing) - Adam performed a song. - She's nappin' myster. - You know those movies where the family goes on vacation and then like something happens and then like the kids, maybe the wife knew a little bit and that's why they hooked up in the first place, but the kid didn't know that dad used to be like, a savage green beret or something like that or a damn certain amount of skills. Like, I'm just imagining a situation where Heather's on a vacation, shit hits the fan. And kids find out that mom had a very specific set of skills. - I can get us out of this. - I think I can. - She wasn't me amnesian. - I think I can. - Yes, but I think I know how to take this boat back. (laughing) - Oh my God. - I know how to commandeer this ship. - And by the way, I'm the captain now. - Maybe they find out, maybe they don't one day, but there is this super power. - They do. - That they just may or may not ever know. - That's crazy, man. - Which is wild. - You're gonna mad. - Good for her. - Good for her. - And I bet you didn't expect to be such an absolute legend. - Well, then why should you do it? - Yeah. - No. - Yeah. - To make him calm. - Yeah. - She's getting into hiding. - I feel like it might just be a fun thing to do. - Can you just buy some of your relationship? - Do you think she's getting into heaven? - That everyone could do what she does. And or do you think that the, - No, I think it was like, dude, this needs to be documented for it. - Yes. - I think the very-- - This is going in the Smithsonian. - I think the second penis that she gobbled. The first penis was in high school, and maybe that guy had never experienced a gobbling the way she gobbled. The second penis, the guy in college that has had his penis gobbled before. It wasn't gobbled in that same way. That guy goes, this is special. - And you're special. - Dude had a pipe. - Dude had a pipe and so he might have been like, this has never happened. - Been gobbled. - Wait, and I'm gonna stop you right there. What's your name again? - What's your name again? - It's Heather, right? - And what do you do? - Where do you work? - I think I-- - We need a better broadband cable. - Or fucking, we need an eke. - Flagan gods are there. - I think we might have something here. - Hey, Heather, I think we might have something here. - Hey guys, we talked. We just talked. - We just talked. - But we've been talking. - Oh, god, I'm blown. - Talking with my boys. - Netflix. - We talked. - You're welcome. - You wanted it, you got it. - You got it. - It's a Lou. - We've been talking. - Hey, can I give a shout out? - I know we're doing takebacks and apologies. I wanna give a shout out to everyone who watches the little tiny itty bitty clips that we still put on YouTube. And I see you in the comments. 'Cause sometimes it gets pushed to my feet and I go, - I love it. - What are everyone saying? They're not saying nice things. And I stand with you. I wish that we're still on YouTube in a certain way. And that is that the community, they get to get in there and talk. There's no way to really do that on Netflix yet. - Yeah. - Netflix. - And Netflix. - Let's do it. Let's figure this out. - I feel like we can get on that. - I feel like we could have a comment section on the podcast. - That would be fun. - Netflix. - Yeah, we like it. - Because that was past the fun was people being like, we miss Kyle. - For Kyle. - Like whatever. - Oh, a group of Irishmen came up and they were like, TII nation and I was like, that's the best. It was three Irish guys, they listened to, this is important. And then they said, one guy said fuck Kyle and then another guy said he missed his Kyle. So, and the other guy did really same. - And you know what? And then the rest of the night they just talked about that. - Yeah. - Maybe they wanted to go online and enter a famed community like our old YouTube page. - So guys, I see you. I don't, these guys don't care. I see you. - I appreciate you. - I encourage you to just get in Netflix. - There's other cool stuff on there. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm also just like, I think they have shows and moves. - For me, I'm like dude, just get in Netflix 'cause there's a ton of cool shit on Netflix. - I think they have football now. - What night? - Lot of cool stuff. - What night? - Maybe Monday. - Yeah, there's no way to tell, but there's literally no way to tell. - No way for someone to put a lot of snow. - I don't know if that's anything. - Netflix expanded into life sports programming through its extended four year partnership with the NFL. Look at that five game annual live broadcast slate. So five games, including International Week one opener in Australia, down under. - Thanks given Eve matchup, that's sick. - That's a big girl. - Christmas day games, I'm loving it, but a da-da-da, and a week, 18 finale, and the global streaming rights for the NFL honors. - Well, do it live! - Did you guys watch it in hard knocks? - No, what team? - Oh, who's on the hard knocks? - Seahawks. - Oh, the chance. - Press you off a win. - Yeah. - All right. - That show is-- - That's all time. - One of my all time favorites show. - You love it. - Even when it's boring, I just love behind the scenes of these guys. - Football players are just a different breed. - I wish they did basketball players. - I wish they did. - Just 'cause I like basketball a little more. - Yeah. - I'm more of a basketball head. - It's just, it's so individual though. Like football like forces you to be like a brother or a team. - Yeah. - That's probably right. - I think. - I think though. - I know that there are the-- - The hard one works. - What if it's like three podcasters? Is that also like a deeper than brother? - Not good enough for you. There shouldn't be a show about the rs. - We are a football team. - In what position are you Blake? - Tyman. - You're one tyrant. - I was gonna say quarterback, but-- - No, you know. - You're the quarterback, motherfucker. Get outta here. - Okay. - All right. - Okay, I'll take that back. - Yeah. - That's a take back, okay? - That's a take back. - Take back. - I was like a shoutout. - Yeah. - I would like to shout out. I also don't think I'm the quarterback. I would say maybe Dursar Kyle is the quarterback. - Kyle is the quarterback. Now we're running around. - We don't know what's happening. - Yeah, no, no. We're just fucking. I'm just like a probably pretty sick running back, or a wide receiver maybe. - Oh my God. - I'm a little bit catchable. - I like that. - Well, wait, I got the white belt, right? Ew. - Well, I would like to shout out my buddy Nathan in the band Waves, and he sent me a care package. He has a cannabis company called Wavy. And these are all individual. - These are all individual. - Do they mail that to you? I mean, somebody tried to mail me something when I was gone, and they were like, it's, you have to sign for it. It might be alcohol or something, and I was not there ring style. No, this, this, oh, no, we didn't have to sign for it, but the science. And this is individual, a little vape. - Very cool. - Very cute. - Oh, man, they're so perfect for your kid. They look like perfect. - It looks like a fucking eraser from elementary school. - Oh, yikes. - Yeah, but I think this away from the children. - And I say that in all honesty, it looks awesome. - I used to not be into this, but sometimes you just want one hit. You don't want to do a whole thing. - Don't need. - It's pretty exclusively smoked joints, but that's a whole to do. - I'm saying you know you're falling off a boat. - Yeah. - The Greek happens to us. - That's Blake for sure. - Take me back. - So shout out to Wavy. - Okay. - Go to WavyWavyY. - Uh-huh. - Get out. - Wavy.supply. - Wavysupply.com. It does say WavySupply. - That's it. - All right. Well, that seems like it's another episode. 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