Ep 308: That Thigh Gap Is On Fleek

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A podcast about what happens when a small town becomes the site of a social experiment and fights back. I guess you didn't move in on a bunch of dumb hillbillies now, did you? Listen to our town on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important, blinks out of the coma, no no my weedle, let's go, it's so good to be back, so good, so the 4th of July just hopped into our world and our neck of the woods in our timeline, yeah in our timeline, I don't know, I don't know, say more than one thing, it just happened, if you guys, I don't know if you saw on the national news, what, my neck, my neck of the woods got in all kinds of trouble. What's going on down there? Newport Beach, what happened? Essentially, a bunch of children from elsewhere came here, it was like a TikTok takeover, apparently. Oh really? Yeah, were they just, and I guess, TikTok takeovers, TikTok boom, TikTok takeovers, it happened in many other locations and kids just come and just while out, there was booty shaken. This is reminiscent of like Facebook parties from 10, 15 years ago, remember when that happened, it was like apparently it's called a Facebook party, and it was just like someone will put a flyer out and 20,000 kids would show up. That's what happened with that kid in Australia, who just legend, he has to be dead, right? And then they did, it was basically Project X, yeah, that's what this looked like, there was tens of thousands of people, and then thousands of kids, thousands and thousands. And just blasting kid cutty youngsters and youngsters just shaking their butt, is that the Project X trailer song, wasn't it, it was one or the other, it was one or the other, it is, you were right, there's watches that trailer every night before he goes to sleep. I have to go kids, these guys are cool, which by the way, that was a fun, that was a fun movie, I don't really remember what happened other than like a blowtorch, I never saw it, I remember the car going in the pool, right? I never saw it, I lived it, yeah, bro, you're such a legend dude, dude, my party was so lame, it was awesome, but it was just like a bunch of kids, and we had a bounce house, and like kids, fireworks, little children, yeah, like toddlers, my child was one of them, and a bounce house, and then we rate, what are we talking about? It was very fun, bounce houses are, you didn't get in the bounce house later, the adults didn't do it a little, yeah, there's little bounce house, there's little bounce, but the takeover, they destroyed our grocery store, there was, and then I love all the like racially coded conversations I had the next day at the gym, or just people, everyone, everyone at the gym was going, well, they're not from Newport, I'll say that, I saw, I saw dude on the news, I saw dude on the news, say the same, they're not from here, which means, if you know what I mean, like this is check and drivers, yeah, yeah, if you understand what I'm saying, they're not from your port, they might be from old port, not the Newport, just check their zip codes, they're not from Newport, little too new, just saying, I was like, these kids did not come prepared for the beach, every kid that I saw on the news or on any video, was just wearing black jeans, none of them had some blood, wait, so these were like, this was like a Tik Toker army, were they, were they getting together to do one big dance or they were just coming together to, yeah, Blake, Adam Tumboth, they came to do, this is a Bollywood Tik Tok, isn't that what Tik Tokers do, they fucking dance, right, dude, I've never seen you look so old and be sold, yeah, you're so old, come on, what else is Tik Tok for other than sick ass dances, although he's sitting like a youngster with his leg up, that's not my leg, that ain't my leg brother, hey, Blake, dude, it is, it is, that is my thigh, hey bro, hey, we've seen it, and it is, and I'm really not actually sure what the joke was, it is your leg, yeah, I think the joke was that it's, is dick, and we've seen it, it's usually what the punchline to my joke is, that's usually, no, I think the takeover was just to come and just, do not take over a town and be like, because there was literally thousands, like a flash mob stop, but there's no dancing, yeah, do not come, this dude wants to see like people on the escalator gone like, well, there's no dancing, there's, there's looting, looting, there's looting, that's all they did, they just like destroyed a grocery store, they came obviously not from Newport, to Newport, to, they're not from here, they came to loot, came with a loot, I don't know if that's what they came, I don't know, I wasn't part of the Tik Tok takeover, but, okay, they came, they saw, they looted, wow, and the amount of shaking their asses on cars, people were disgusted by this, but I'm like, that's kind of fun, like that's kind of, that's what you let, but that's the problem is that like, you let that happen, and then that works all the dudes up a new frenzy, and they're like, I'm not gonna fuck, and they gotta go fucking rip open a bag of lays, baked lays, then they gotta take a watermelon and smash it, I guess that's what it was, it was a lot of watermelons got tossed, because they keep those out front and like the corral, right? They keep them out front, yeah, and then just like all the Pepsi cans were just strewn about, and you know, the windows were smashed, not our Pepsi, Newport is very funny though, it was clean before, it was like, before 10 am, the windows were replaced, and everything was cleaned up, right? I went to the gym the next day, you could not tell, right? And this is what the whites also did in Tulsa, they were, we've been doing this for a long time, this is how they erase history, if whites are good at anything, it's cleaning up after a huge party, erasing history, it's like nothing happened here, oh my god, nothing happened here, I like that, yeah, so it's crazy, it was wild, but then the funniest thing was the watching like these blonde women make their like inspirational videos about how we have to do that, this is not our Newport, this is our Newport, and then the videos is just like them out on their little duffy boats, and the American flags just flapping in the wind. and you're like, this is our new port and you're like, so I'm so boring. - And where do you see these? This is on Truth Social or where is this? - That's just my insight. I think it's my algorithm 'cause I've been done here so you can see this shit. And you are from New York. - No one died, no one was even hurt. It wasn't like a big, it was just like watermelon scouts smashed. And I do think Windows got broke. - Dozens of people went to the hospital. - Oh, I missed it. - Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right. I don't think anybody died, but there were dozens of people that went to the hospital. - You can go to the hospital for a lot of reasons. - Those were people just fighting. - And several went to like, what they say was urgent care, not urgent care, but like, they, they, they, they, like, rate things when you get into the ER. It's like, this one's urgent. - Trauma units? - Yes, yes, real children's trail. - Okay, so that sucks. They did arrest over 400 people, which is a lot. - That's a lot. - How do you know that many handcuffs? - That's a lot. - The horses were out. - Yeah. - So you do know about this. - You do know about this. - I watch the thing. - The news. - And Adam, you didn't have any sort of, you didn't wanna go join, just kinda see what was going on. Join the ruckus. - No, I was there. - Oh, okay, cool. - Yeah, I got a mix. - Yeah. - I took bow, I strapped it in my back. - Yeah. - I said, let's get in the pit. - Let's hit some dance moves with these yucks. (humming) - So let's get in the pit, dude. Cue up the kid cutie, little bit. Go it up, take a hit. (laughing) Two wings. - Yes, I'm all right. - Have you guys seen Workaholics? - No, my God. - And everyone's like, no. - No. - They came out a decade ago, dude. I was six. - No, not at all. - We saw. - Not even a decade ago. It literally last aired a decade ago. - This guy looks like an old bumper. That was me. - Okay. - That was me. - Okay, bumper. - There's no possible way. - Yeah, right, bumper had two chains. - Yeah, no way. (laughing) - Wait, bumper, you fat fuck. - You're too old and shredded, young old dog. - Yeah. - That'd be nice if anyone said that. - I did take my shirt off at the, at the, my fourth is a lie party. - Oh hell yeah. Now I wish I win. - Okay. - Blake hit the board with something. - I love it. - My friends wife did say, wow, you're looking jacked. - Okay. - Unbelievable. - My God, I took that to the bank. I still am talking about it. - This is why we host parties. - Chloe was like, Jesus, will you ever shut the fuck up about that? - And I'm like, your boots are huge. - Well, if you told me that every once in a while, then I wouldn't, I wouldn't feel so elated when my buddy's wife mentions it in person. - Do you really feel like if every time you came down to the kitchen for bread vise, but you're shirt off, and your girl was like, damn, you look so jacked. - Wouldn't hurt. - You think you would take that to the bank? - Yep. - And I'd cash it. - Every morning. - Every morning, cha-ching. - There's my jacked husband. - Here's my question, 'cause here's what's interesting. - I feel like I say this to my wife about her. She's in really great shape right now. I'm like, you're looking good. And I don't think she takes it to the bank. I think she's like, can you move? I'm loading the dishwasher and I'm like, but you're doing it fine. - My wife, absolutely. She'll say, like, stop. - Okay, yeah. - I'll be like, I'll be like, damn you. - You're unbelievable, oh. Like, if you're not gonna hit the board, I'll hit the board. - Your boobs are huge. - Your boobs are huge, not really in this house. - You're unbelievable. - I'm like, you're like a good and she's like, don't, yeah. She'll literally say, no, I'm not shut up. Get out of my way. - Hey. - Yeah, stop that. - But then mostly hit you with one of these. - What? - Did you make a fart noise? - Oh, and there's a doing it some weird thing with his eyes. No, like just kind of like, no, I'm not. Like she's being coy about it. - Oh, coy. A coy look. - No. - She's like this. - No, I'm not. - No, I'm not. - Perfect. - I mean, I feel like I don't get complimented too much, but yeah, I feel like if I did, I would be a little. - Hey, this is shout out to all the TII females out there. If you've got a man in your life, and you think he's looking a certain way, let him know. - What Adam said? - Let him know. - Yeah, what Adam said. - Let him know. - Have you looked at him? - You fit, like you think in fit? - No, I thought I said, I don't know what you said. - I don't say words, did I do? - You need another four inches. - I think if he-- - A revised statement, sir. - Okay, okay. So if you're looking at your man, and you are thinking he is looking a certain way, he's been going to the gym, he's been watching what he eats just a little bit. - You could just, you might notice, oh, his shoulder's got a little broader. That backs a little stronger, let him know. - That back knee's clearing up. - That thigh gap is on fleek. - You're thigh, honey. Sorry, I was just googling hot things from five years ago. - If your dude has a thigh gap-- - Does Blake have a thigh gap? Blake, do you have a thigh gap? - Oh, bro. - I don't-- - You got a thigh gap? - I don't know. - Let's see it. - I think, probably. - Let's see it. - How do I do this? - Let's see it. I think you got to whip it out. - I think, if this is how you die. - Oh, I think so. - Yeah, yeah, he's got it. - You find it, dude, you kind of do, dude. - That's so embarrassing. That you have to be really embarrassed by that. - You want my thighs to touch? - I would say yes. All men's thighs should touch. - The eyes, touch. - I remember when mine touched for the first time and it was a real shock momentous occasion. It was a shocker. - I remember we would tease the one guy who didn't have a thigh gap on the team that Wisconsin were like, dude, your legs don't separate. And he'd be like, he was kind of like a more like stocky muscular dude, but he was the only guy on the team whose thighs like touched and we're like, "What's happening there?" You just have like one leg. That's how my legs look. - My legs separate. - My legs separate at the knees. - At your neck. - That's crazy, bro. You got it. - Yeah, you've got it. - You feel like your whole upper body is just like, Fuppa into like leg Fuppa, like what's going on here? - There's no Fuppa. - You know what, what you're describing is a lot of men that we're talking to. And if you used to look like that now you don't, ladies. - Ladies? - And by the way, look at your guy. - No, you're gonna put your guy up. - Slightly better. - Let him know. - Let him know. - Yeah, ask him up. Pull a little gas on that. - Dang. - I like all that. - For the July, baby, we need an explosion. (dramatic music) - On the new podcast, Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. - I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I choose option B. I'm Julie Bignero and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. - Every time I tried to be alone, I kept meeting people and they were like, "You smiled at us, not a lot of people smile around here." - It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies you're sold about it. It can be a time where you push your limits, change your mind, or wake up to a new version of yourself. So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip, I hope you listen to Solita on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. (dramatic music) - Can we get on the like, looks maxing train here and just fucking toot for a second? 'Cause look, I'd love to. - We can all do better. I was trying to do better this morning. I'm in my garage. I'm trying. I'm putting it out there. - I went to the gym. I went to the gym this morning. - Blake? - I rode the bike. - Okay. - Look at that. - How's that thigh gap? You get a little rash there from the thighs or no? - Actually, like all of my skin started to bubble up 'cause I think I'm sunburnt and then the sweat was like under the dead skin. So when I was done, I just had all these bubbles. - That's summertime fun right there. - And if you're listening ladies and you're void, pre-cancer, has some bubble hands? - Yeah. - Let 'em know, man. Like I'm still popping some of them. It's pretty cool. It's releasing. - And does water come out? - Yeah, it's really cool. - Cool. - And then you get so you hydrate. That's how cavemen used to hydrate. - I'm getting torched over here. I'm going back. - How was your guys healed? - Fourth of July. - It was awesome. - I had a slow key this year, low key. Like a North Scotch, a bunch of family. - Mine was really fun. I got drunker than I thought I was going to towards the end of the night. - Getting radical. - Yeah, yeah, it happens. - You got a rap. - Yeah. - I did have to. It was mostly with families, a bunch of little kids. - But you can appreciate it. - It makes mentality. - You gotta rap. - Hey, it was 250, you gotta show up. But the next day I felt like Blake. I was like, a little embarrassed because at the very end of the night, I was like, it was a brown out situation where I remember some things. I don't remember. - Which I'm not the riots, that's coded. - But it was okay. - You're not from here. - Because I had. - I don't know if I like that, but go ahead. - And I didn't quite, so I was a little embarrassed and then I was, then I thought like, what would Blake do? And he would just own it and he would just be like, you gotta rap it. - You have a problem. - And so that's what I'm doing it. And that's what I'm doing right now. I'm rap it. - How cool. - Did you drink 25 beers for 250 years? - That's what I'm saying. - Both Chloe and I were bad hosts. We were having so much fun and it was a great party and everybody was having a blast that we forgot to continue to restock the beer. - Oh. - Oh yeah, you gotta maintain a flow. - And what does that mean like putting him in the fridge or like dumping ice or like ordering more coolers? - No, we had so much beer. - We had so much beer. - Oh dude, Montucky Cold Snacks. - Montucky Cold Snacks. - The roof. - You know, as much as I love that can, it's not a super recognizable beer, so a lot of people at my party-- - They don't grab it. - They didn't reach for it. - 'Cause they didn't know what it was. - That's not how you do, you influence, bud. You drink it, and then they see Blake Anderson, they go, "Oh, you know what, and ladies, if you're a man, "it's drinking a beer." - A Montucky Cold Snack? Let 'em know. - Good night. - Yeah, but you gotta start it. You gotta hand it already open. You open it and hand it to them. - That's the key, I feel, and we aren't, I don't even know if we're getting paid by Montucky Cold Snacks. I don't know if the response with the podcast. Are they? - I think they are. - They gave us a bunch of free beer. - It's a good, it's a tasty beer. It's a tasty beer. - It's a good, it's a drinkable beer. That's a fourth of July beer. And the fact that we didn't resupply, that's on us. - Yeah. - But everyone was so drunk, we were drinking tequila. It was shot after shot of tequila. - Yeah. - 'Cause our forefathers imagined. - Yes. - Yes. - And that is how you don't re-up the beer coolers. - Here's my thing. I had a great fourth of July, but I was coming. - Hey, hey, everyone shut up. We're getting a thing, shut up. - For the 250, you would think America would have fucking blown it out. But I was coming hot off of a Mexico win in the city of Santa Ana, and that party was so lit in the city that it made the fourth of July. If you're kind of weak, I think Mexico is the greatest partyers in the world. I don't think America has the title in it. - Mexico is the greatest partyers in the world. Can't say I disagree. - Well said. - Yes, Mexicans party the hardest. - I mean, I guess. - And what happened after the loss? What happened after the loss? - That was 250. That was such a big deal. And I just was like, it didn't feel super special to me. - There was like a Honda Toyota Fong type shit, and that's it. - Where you should have came down to Newport Beach and got in the Pavilion's parking lot, and it would have felt. - You would have felt that same energy. - Adam, are you saying it would have felt Mexican? What are we, I don't think you would have felt that same energy. - It's coded again. - Okay, they weren't quite from Newport. That they might have been shipping in from Santa Ana. Santa Ana was so shipping in. - Well driving. Or yeah, maybe they took a boat around, I don't know. Santa Ana was just absolutely on, well not literal fire, but it was, it was crazy. - Your videos were very fun, see me? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I've never experienced anything like that. - You watched them win a soccer match. - Yes. - A big one, apparently. - Yes. - And Santa Ana, which is in Orange County, but it is sort of the Mexican hub of Orange County. - It's a little bit of the body, oh. And people there had a blast. And your videos looked incredible. And it seemed like a party I should have been. Shout out to TK, in the back of. - Strangers pick up truck? - Yeah, back of a Strangers pick up truck. - So after these games, after Mexico would win, like basically they completely shut the streets down and people drive their trucks or cars down these streets that are flooded with people and they expect you to just rock their trucks and like try to tip. - I'm like, dude, I'm watching this truck, it shows. - So the streets are shut down, but these people are allowed to drive down them? - They're crawling. They're like slowly crawling down the street. - Adam is in shock 'cause in Newport, they don't let that spot. They get the horses out. - No, and it's not, it's not at all police sanctioned. It's not legally shut down, Adam. Get this, it's just shut down by the people, for the people, and it's like that. But it, you know, nobody's getting hurt. At least that's that one. I know people didn't, I think die in Mexico at the celebration, it's fun. - Okay. - In Santa Ana, it legends, by the way. - It was all legends, yeah. - It was so fun. I mean, we've done a lot of crazy stuff in our lives. I think that was the craziest celebration I've ever been to. - Really? - Blake, did you make it to the anime? Did you make it to the anime? Ryan, as well, or no? - I'm unfamiliar with that one. - What is an anime, right? What is this? - I guess there was like an anime convention at the LA Convention Center that went off. It's a waste. - And people got like trampled and it was crazy. - Oh shit. - Yeah, Blake, you were there, I'm sure. - I, uh, no comment. Blake was in his free costume, just, it's just me with like cool contacts on. Fucking pink wig. Tell ya, dude, I wish I was at that. - Wouldn't need much else. - That would be sweet. - You know those anime conventions, they're so like kind of dorky, right? Like a little dorky, but they're their own culture. - They're their own thing, but imagine like how awesome, it probably is to like meet a super hot sailor moon chick. And she's dressed as sailor moon. And you're like, I guess, do I have sex with sailor moon? - And you have sex with sailor moon, dude. - I think we literally covered this like last episode. - No way. - You're still thinking about it. - I thought last episode. - Adam, you circled back to the ninth thing you talk about. - We finally got back to sailor moon. - Anime cosplay, fucker. - Okay, if you meet your anime wife, add an anime con, do is the wedding also anime themed. - Stop. - Do you tell everybody to pull up full costume? - You already know. - You have to, right? - Yeah. - I feel like most do, but you don't have to. No, you could have your grandmother respect you and just have a regular wedding, but yeah. - No, you got to dress, no. - No, Ramah, I'm like fucking death, no. - Ramah looks like a Ghibli Studios grandma with like a big ass nose and like a. - No, she got to be chainsaw man. Brother, get in here. Let's see this. I want crunchy roll in the building. - Crunchy roll. Oh, dude, that's what everyone, the past apps are just crunchy rolls. - No, crunchy roll rocks. - Yeah, it's, as we, as we proceed. - As we proceed. - Who grew up in a mono culture. - Goodbye. - Watch these, what used to be kind of niche things explode where like everyone can now find each other? It's kind of amazing to be like, you know, all these people are here into anime, trampling each other and going on. - The one that is like pretty astounding to me is Pokemon. Pokemon, when we, when we were growing up, it wasn't that big of a thing. - It never goes away. - And only kind of the nerdier kids, like we're into it. Adam, you're on a roll, huh? - It's all the movie in the theater. - I saw the movie in the theater. - Yeah, that's right. - I definitely saw Mew, Mew and Mew two hit the scene. - That's right. - The detective Pokemon or detective Pikachu? - No, that's later. That was a, I also saw that in the theater, of course. Go ahead. - Yes, but it wasn't, it wasn't a mainstream thing. And it was very much a subculture. And then now it's like everyone is, is into it. And I guess it's because it blew up when they were children. And so when you're kids, you just like what you like, no matter if it's nerdy or not nerdy or cool or not cool. And then now they're older and they think it's cool. And then they spend hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars on Pokemon cards. - It just has a lot of ways of hitting the market. Like, A, you could have got in from watching the TV show. That's kind of where it started. Then it started to be the card game, which has such a value attached to it now. Then there was the, remember when the phone game, like what was the one where people were going into the park, like finding Pokemon and like they would. - Pokemon Go. - Yeah, whenever we were shooting a movie, we were shooting, wouldn't we first met. And I'm shooting this movie in the park in New Orleans. And people are just in the middle of our scene, just with the phones in the background, like finding Pokemon Go. - Yeah. - No sir, I don't mind. - And he had to fully move where we were shooting the scene because just too many dorks. - Dorks. - Wondering dorks. - Wondering. - Well, remember that people started to get hip to it and they'd know that like people, like little dorks would be roaming the parks, looking for Pokemon. So then. - Running. - Well, then people started to like rob and jump these dorks who were in parks at night, 'cause they'd be searching for rare Pokemon. So they would know where the rare Pokemon were. They would hide there. They would wait for them to just come in the park with their phones out. - Giving your shit, bro. - No, no. My weedle. - I believe that happening. I believe that happened. - And what are the even stealing? - Just the phone. - Just the phone. - Yeah, just taking their Pokemon. - They're Pokemon. - Nice. - Taking all their ropes. - Yeah. - And no shots fired against Pokemon. Maybe I would have been into it. - Call them all dorks. - I love Pokemon. - Maybe I would have been into it if I had dork your friends like Blake when I was a kid. - Right, fair enough. - And then he could have gotten me into it. - But my friends. - Instead of a bunch of baseball wrestling beer drink and cool guys. - Yeah. - I mean, Pokemon arguably has more values than cards. - Yes, hard, hard hair. - Hard hair, I think. - Yeah. - My friends just had hard hair and played baseball. - So. - Bro. - That's cool. That's cool. - Yeah, it's a different kind of dork. It's a sport dork. - Was Kyle the only one of your friends without hard hair, Blaze? [BLANK_AUDIO] Yeah, he was the hard-haired friend. He was the only one that was cool. He was trying to walk the line. He was trying to walk the line with the hard-haired crew and then your basement dwelling soft-haired. Hard-haired, my school was not, it was either you were like a punk rock, whatever you wanted to do, kind of thing, or you had like a finger wave you were trying to keep. Okay, like that. Other than that, hard-haired was not prevalent. Not a thing. Well, you're several years older, and different, you weren't a sub. You didn't go to like a suburban high school. So I, yeah, but like yes and no. Like it's obviously a suburb of Chicago, but it's a little less like preppy. No, it's more preppy. Oh, it's more preppy than it is like mall culture-y. Well, see, in me, that was like the same thing. Like preppy was like Abercrombie, which was the mall, which was like that was all tied in together. Also to me. And there definitely was Abercrombie, but it was more crunchy granola like outdoorsy type shit. Like cargo shorts and teavus. Cargo shorts and like Patagonia and fucking like North Face Cotes and like Fanny Packs. Fanny Packs were happening unironically. Fanny Packs were it. Yeah, that's what everybody had like their spray paint cans and Fanny Packs, and we're going tagging on the elves. We just, we were just getting into high school at the very end of the 90s, the best. And really, it was the early 2000s where we stepped into the full high school experience. Durs was wrapping it up. He was wrapping it up at the end of the 90s. I was going to say in late tro 5,000. And that is the difference between us. And you can start at the penis, but I wish it wouldn't. Wow, you don't have to. I feel like at, yeah, when we started to go, Fanny Packs would have been illegal because you could, you could hold weapons in there. Yeah, so you had to really walk down that. Yeah, it happened. That's our era. Right, yes, interesting. Yeah, that's interesting. We discussed that with the Maryland Mansoners and all. They need to feel beat bad. The crunchiness of my school, like the cool thing for girls was like this. You know, Eagle Creek, they make like backpacks. I know. I can't say I'm familiar. Exactly. It's not even, it's just kind of like a long sport. It's like that, but just maybe a little more expensive better made or whatever. Oh. Okay. And the go to was like a Eagle Creek, like, fucking passport purse. Eagle Creek, passport, like what a grandma would wear on a trip to Italy was what like the girl, the cool girls were rocking. Hell yeah. Okay. Let's go. Can't even understand it. And like a nail gene bottle attached to it. I feel like, yeah, that has like evolved. Like, remember when it was really, I feel like some dudes still have it where it's like the, the big chest, the big chest, fucking Fanny Pack that people rock. Yeah, but that's, that's new. The Merc is what they used to call that. That shit had its day. Now, does fashion, do we think because if I looked at what the seniors look like when I was a freshman compared to what we'd look like when we were seniors, it was a different, a very different style, I would say senior to senior, senior to senior. When you, when you were a freshman looking at the seniors and then comparing it to when you were a senior. Yeah. There's a different thing happening. Does it happen that quickly nowadays? Or is it faster because of the internet? I think it's faster. I think that's a good question. And just like two years later, you're like, our pants have to be so tight again. And then your pants are like, oh, dude, we just bought you all these big-ass pants. We kid it. Now we can't spend all this money to tighten your pants back up. Yeah, but hold on, hold on to the tight ones because it might come back in a couple months. You have to keep going back and forth back. Dude, I'm never going back. I'm, I'm, I'm not at the point that you see some of these like cool kids and they're, their shit is very baggy. At this point, I can't go that far. But I like to go right on these giant thighs that I have that do not separate. Yeah, there's no gap. No gap. So you hit the knees are one. So you hit the knees are one of the angles. Have one leg. Yes. They need room to breathe. Okay. Mer-man. Yeah. Right. I, and so what are we saying? Your wide leg. Are you like boys, some men, Linns? Very, just flattened in the way out. I think if Adam had his way, he would exist in Linns at all times. I would love that. You, you are such a linen lover. I run a little hot. I feel like if you want to let everyone know you're a local in Newport, you put on some wide leg boys to men, Linns. Linns, no undies. Oh my God. You do a lot of this when you walk out the door. Let the wind hit it. Wife beat her underneath. You're fucking, your bottom half just looks like a sailboat. Flap. That's so hot. I can wait four hours for the next bus, or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I choose option B. I'm Julie Bignero, and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. Every time I tried to be alone, I kept meeting people, and they were like, you smiled at us. Not a lot of people smile around here. It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies you're sold about it. - Hey, this is A's Davenport. - And Sean Clements. - We host the podcast, Hollywood Handbook on the big money players network. - Our show is extremely accessible to first-time listeners. Each week we talk to someone in show business, aka The Biz, and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. 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Listen to Pro's Society, society on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. See you between the pages. >> I did this morning at the gym run into a woman from a real housewives of Orange County. >> Mm-hm. >> I'm unfamiliar with the cast, but are they pretty legendary, or? >> She just told you. She was like, I'm in entertainment also. >> Yes. >> And she was like, I am in real housewives of Orange County, I'm like, oh, cool. I said, I'm a real husband of this gym and move over, I'm trying to get these done well. >> 69, dudes. >> What is that like the season that's happening right now? I have no clue about any housewives shit, so- >> I don't know either. I was just taking of like people on boats wearing linens and that. I'm like, you know that these are the real housewives. >> People wear linens. >> They're real new porcelains and codes. >> They wear linens. >> Absolutely. >> Yeah, they, she let me know that- >> I feel like I get- >> Did you see that from around here? She didn't actually say that, but- >> Did you see? >> But there were other people that did say that multiple. >> I feel like I need to tap in with the housewives because people who watch it, like absolutely love it. >> I know if you need- >> I bet it's entertaining. It's gotta have some value. >> See, I know it is, I know it is because anytime I watch reality TV, if like Chloe's going down some kind of rabbit hole every once in a while, I'll tap in with her. >> All right. >> It's always a good time because you can just make fun of them and it's, you don't really have to watch it that intensely. >> Right. >> But then when you start to go like really deep, I'm like, what are we doing? Shouldn't we watch something that is actually that they put some time and effort into- >> Casablanca. >> And that is just a good movie. >> Dude, I tried to watch Casablanca. I put it on, it was tough. It's black and white. >> These movies are slower. >> Yeah, I really, I had trouble- >> Focus? >> Following it. >> Because if you're TikTok brain? >> Yeah. >> Do you know why? Housewives show. >> Yeah. >> Because I had watched Spider Noor talking head to be like, when we fought just then, I was pissed. I had just watched Spider Noor and I listened to this interview with Nicholas Cage and he's quite a fascinating guy. >> Sure. >> But he kept talking about like, he was drawing from like, who's the main guy in Casablanca? >> Casablanca. >> Head hungry Bogart. >> I'm like, I'm like, dude, I've never seen it. I should at least check it out. >> Yeah. >> And yeah, man, that movie fucking sucks. Dude, it's so boring. >> I don't remember it sucking, but I know what you're saying. >> I don't know if I actually ever saw it. >> Of course. They don't film, the film language has changed dramatically, editing has changed dramatically. They fucking hold on shots. You don't get as many like, uptight, like, close shots on things. So yeah, it's not as engaging. It doesn't do the work for you, like we've made film do. >> Yeah. >> The fact that his name is Humphrey. >> That is such a fucking hard name, dude. >> That's a name that has a big dick attached to it. >> Dude, if your name is Humphrey and you have a small dick, you're going by your middle name. >> Change your name. >> You're going by your middle name. >> Change your goddamn name. >> Damn. >> Humphrey got to have a way Humphrey's, that might be the biggest dick name you could have. >> And you know what's, I mean, I like how Blake is so awake for this now. Oh, we're talking about Dicks. >> Oh, Humphrey's, if you would be a dude named Humphrey, he is hogging. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that's right, Blake. >> Yeah. >> Blakes out of the coma, Blake, if you ever get in the accident, I know what I'm going to get you out of the coma. >> Yeah, give me another, give me a bigger dick name. >> How far away Hulk Hogan's penis went from his body, Blake? >> Terry? >> Terry, Balea. >> Balea. >> Humphrey is a huge conflame. >> And how far as Dick went from his body, Blake, wake up, please. >> Well, Humphrey started in some bangers. >> You know how they put in it, I give you. >> They put the known four and then it's like the four things you're most known for. >> Yeah. >> It's Casablanca. >> Treasure the Sierra Madre. >> That is not in the top floor. >> Damn, that's a good one. Check that one out. >> Multi-spalcons up there, though. >> Nope, nope. >> It's Casablanca. >> You want to give it another swing? >> Do you want to keep guessing? >> Come on. >> I don't know. I'm striking out. >> Yeah. Casablanca. >> The African Queen. >> Sure. >> With the Audrey Hepburn. >> No, no, no, Audrey Hepburn. Catherine Hepburn. Yes, I think Catherine Hepburn, I think that's right, yes, that's right. And wasn't Catherine Hepburn's thing, like, it wasn't her thing, like, she would like talk like this. >> She got old and she sounded like this by the end of her days and everyone could do an impression of her like this. >> Yes, it's something like that. Then a movie called "To Have" and "Have Not" and then a movie called "In a Lonely Place." I feel, you know, they're just always redoing movies that don't need to be redone. >> Sure. >> Maybe we dig in the crates a little bit farther back, look at some Humphrey Bogart bangers. >> Sure. >> And pluck one of them out of some security. >> Look, a star is born. That's been done like five times, I guess. >> Yeah. >> Like, it's from the 30s and they did it again in the 50s and the 70s and then- >> No, Taylor's all this time. >> Taylor's all this time. >> Well, let's dust off. Customers. >> I watched The Searchers. >> The other day, John Wayne and I was like, this could totally be redone as a mini-series. >> Let's do it. >> Because it takes, it's a two hour movie. >> It's a cowboy movie. >> But so much happens in its cowboy movie, so much happens in it and it takes place over like 10 years or something like that, so I'm like, stretch it out. >> Use the new film language, guys. >> I love a dead western. >> What was the movie, "Broosters Millions?" That movie is like, there's four incarnations of that movie. >> And I didn't know that, because "Broosters Millions" was my favorite. >> Is that a kid? >> I love it. >> Is that Richard Pryor? >> Pryor and John Candy? >> Yes. >> Richard Pryor and John Candy in one movie. >> Yesor? >> Oh my God. >> I remember it not working for me. >> Mm-hm. >> Oh, God. >> Like boring? >> Yeah. >> No, no, no, no. >> Oh, you've got to watch it. >> What's the funny part? >> Well, the fact that the train runs through the outfield. >> That's funny. >> Oh, that's hilarious. >> Mm-hm. >> Dude, you have fuck off. >> Fuck off. >> Fuck off. >> Fuck off. >> Fuck off. >> Oh, yeah. Never shacking up. >> Oh, cracking up. >> Well, dude. >> Well, Blake, have you ever seen it? Have you ever seen "Broosters Millions?" >> Mm-hm. >> I bet you would like it more than "Costa Blanca." You fucking sinifile nerd. >> No. You know what? [laughter] >> I got to give "Costa Blanca." I only watch like 10 minutes, it probably gets good. >> It's dude, it's slut. >> But I was having a little trouble following it. >> Yeah, yeah. You have to put your phone down. >> Yeah, no. I was-- >> So there's "Broosters Millions" in the 1940s, but that's not the one. And I was talking about-- >> Mm-hm. >> And-- >> Is there a train? >> No. >> No. >> There's no train. >> We need "Broosters Billions" now, because it's just like blank check. Now you watch it and you're like a million dollars. Come on. Try all that stuff and give you all that stuff. >> That's the problem with the economy. >> I do like that that's obviously the first note, is like it has to be "Billions" now. >> Yeah. >> Without a doubt. >> Yeah. >> And it's like cryptocurrency. >> Oh. >> It's like, they, you know, they got billions of dollars through-- >> Roosters bitcoins. >> Right through. >> Right through. >> Right through. >> Throw some kind of Bitcoin situation. Roosters bitcoins in Humphreys. Huge cock. >> Yeah. Humphreys huge cock. >> Roosters' shit coins. >> I like that. >> Rbitcoins are bitcoins around or are they completely gone at this point? >> No. >> I think Bitcoin is the one that's, one or two that's still-- >> That's the one. But it did. And I-- >> I'm not very good at this stuff, but I know that it just dropped like 100 G's, please. >> Just took a dive. >> Fucking thing. >> So if you're going to buy in now, Blake, this is the time. >> Yeah, it dropped 100 G's. >> I, that, I, I never gave one-- >> It dropped like something on our banks. >> I never gave one shit about that stuff. It always seemed so good. >> All some durses like power goes out of this house. >> Yeah. >> The internet. >> I put it in. >> I put it in. >> It's too quick. >> You dropped it. You dropped how much? >> You did go pretty heavy into Bitcoin, right? Or into crypto? >> No, I, I funded a coin. I funded a coin. >> Oh, L, L, L. >> And the coin took off and I was going to be set for life. And the, the, the coin dove. What are you going to do? >> I'm pissed now. >> As coins do. >> And is there a possibility that that coin resurrects? Or once a coin dives like that is gone? >> Is it gone? Or does it stick around? >> I think when like, I, when it started, it rocketed from like 20, I think 20 cents and two dollars is when I like put in my, my cash behind it. And then it got up to like 87 dollars. >> Holy shit. >> No. >> That's really good. >> Yeah. And then it didn't. >> Oh my god. >> So how come you didn't dip right then? >> Because I, contractually, you can't, you got to wait till it. >> Vested. >> Yeah. >> That seems like a con. >> What are you going to do? >> You have to wait. I remember talking with you about it. You were like six months away from being able to take your money out, if possible. Funny how that works. >> Interesting. Somebody help me. >> I think it's still out there. Now it's worth like 10 cents. Damn, so you lost some money on that, but uh, what are you going to do? So what, I mean, are you willing to talk about financials here or what, what would you have made at the highest? Like 50 million. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. That would have been insane. Maybe, maybe it was, it was either, it was maybe 40, it was definitely 40, it might have been around 50. Oh my God. It was so banana's where I was like, that's when you were acting all different around us. Yeah, that's what he was. Yeah. That's what I started wearing, um, ruby slippers and, yeah, that's when we're like, hey, we should get this project going. You're like, I'm good. I'm off the project. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, maybe that's when, uh, Ders started bringing around his own glass straw everywhere. Yeah. I got it. Yeah. All right, little busy lounge. Damn, that would have been cool. It started spending money. You didn't have it. Yeah. I remember you talking about, and we might have talked about this on the pod, but I remember you talking about building a basement, literally last night on YouTube, and I'm still, I still just want to do it. It's weird. It's weird that you're so obsessed with basements and the dude with the eyebrows who had the family is the basement guy. Yeah. Yeah. Such a Norwegian thing. Make sure, compared to the very scary guy that had the basement that with like 17 locked doors, but dude, this is a whole Midwest thing right now is they're building basements that have like 25 foot ceilings with like half basketball courts underneath because for the winters. Now I don't need that because I live in California, you can do anything every day, but having a whole another level to your house, what you would make in a real estate climate like California to just add a basement, it's like you doubled your fucking worth of your house. But in California, if we have a big earthquake, why don't we just cave in and completely everybody just die? I don't understand this theory based on the skyscrapers downtown, like what are we talking about earthquakes? Well, then you would have to get it earthquake proofed of some kind that would that has to be crazy expensive. How do you earthquake proof underground stuff? I know how they do buildings. So let's let's say I spend $500,000 making a basement. Okay. It would be more than that. Let's say I spend a million. Okay. Then I've just added a, but I've added a whole another X amount of square feet to the house. I get it. Yeah. But dude, not if it's earthquake proof, how do you earthquake proof a basement? I don't know. It's worth it. There's going to be shuffleboard. There's going to be ping pong. I will die for that. It's worth it. I'm big on it. I'm just saying. And I'm playing shuffleboard. I'm dying. I'm with you. If anything you make it a like a bomb shelter thing is a bunker. Yeah. The whole thing's a bunker. Right. There's got to be a reason. 18 doors. That because I was like, I might in 10 years or whatever, knock down my houses here and build like a nice, proper, nice, big house. Oh my God. Instead of like, not that shit, how are you living in not these two shit boxes I live in. And I was like, dude, what about a basement is like, we can do a basement. We can actually, you build you a pretty sick basement now. And I'm like, oh, cool. And they're like, it will cost at least a million dollars. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know how much I love a base. Yeah. I don't know. I don't see the allure of an underground room. That kind of already gives me the HBGBs. Yeah. Didn't you grow up with a basement? No. No. He's a California kid. I grew up with basement dudes, but they were upstairs. Dude. Wait a second. You thought the basement dudes were actually in a basement. Wait a second. Well, I thought you called them basement dudes. Yeah. So wait, there are none of your friends have basements? No. I thought, wait, hang on. I'm like, I thought it was like a, because I had a friend that sort of lived on a, a hill, right? Basement is a metaphor. And so he, it was a split level where you walk in and there's a basement, but then there's a back door to the basement. So it's not a real basement. Right. That's what I thought. No. This was upstairs in a two-story house. That was our basement. It was just like a, where do you go? When you guys were doing your drunk butt fucking, during prom, where are you doing this? You have the one homie whose mom doesn't care. You do it wherever the hell you want. So is she like upstairs in her bed watching TV and you guys are in the living room and getting it on? 'Cause the cops ain't come to those things. Exactly. But okay. But basements are unreal, dude. Midwest, I'm standing up for Midwest right now. Yeah. Basements are sick. Basements are a whole nother level. Yeah. You're gonna stink like shit. I don't like anything. Why do they stink like shit? Underground stuff always has a must to it. I don't disagree, but you gotta embrace that. You're amongst the worms. You're amongst, that's the gross. I wanna be above where there's fresh air. So wait, you're gonna go on records and you don't like worms. No, I don't like the, no. I don't like worms. I'm not a big worm. Wow. Okay. I guess he's never gonna go fishing with us, Adam. Okay. I guess we're not going fishing. Oh, it's fishing. Actually, I would really love to go fishing. I think we should go fishing. Okay, let's go, prepare yourself. I mean, we talked about this off pod, but I'm saying the three of us take a company Z, we have a company together. And I think sometimes we forget that. And how often do we take a company retreats? A company retreats. Yeah. We don't take enough company retreats. We should have a once a year. We should get t-shirts made. And while we're gone, each of our homes basements are being built. When we get back, the basements don't. That's fine. That'd be great. And for that reason, I'm out. Oh. And for that reason, I'm in. But no, we have to go. We have to go to Katseline. That's what I'm saying. I would love to. I would love to. I think the fishing is really good at this time. I think it's great. It's prime time to fish. Great. We can go Marlin fishing. Blake, I need more information. Well, it's an El Nino season. I think water's more more fish here. Yeah, because tuna, the tuna are out blue. And women. Blue. Yellowtail. Let's go. [MUSIC PLAYING] Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. And Sean Clements. We host the podcast, Hollywood Handbook, on the Big Money Players Network. Our show is extremely accessible to first-time listeners. Each week, we talk to someone in show business, AKA The Biz, and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. We've had a lot of great guests, like Sarah Sherman, not that great. Actually, can you help me shape this? Yeah. No. How about we flip this around, OK? How-- what is the surprise one, then? Adam Scott, love. This entire time, you've been expecting Adam Sandler to come to visit the show. I would never let go of that. I have. I would never set expectations for something like that. It's like if the universe allows for something like that to happen, I am open to it. I'm always going to accept, you know? Danny McBride, fine. Yeah. It's all this fragile masculinity exuding. I was like, is that what you need? Nope, it's fragile masculinity. Ben Stiller, no. I think there's a lot of times out of context. People don't get it, or even know what a circle is. Like you're like, oh, what's the status around it? Everyone's so dumb. And fake. Right, fake. And also not interested. And a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. 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This is Pro's Society, the weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for thought daughters, pop culture obsessives, and anyone who thinks pride and prejudice and love island deserve the same level of discourse. I'm Eli Rallo, and every week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and the conversations everyone can't stop having. I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed. - From bestselling authors and your favorite bookshelf creators to the latest pop culture moments, nothing is off the table. It's like if you can hide some real messages inside compelling characters, and that is the Trojan horse. Listen to Pro's Society on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. - Did you learn tuna were huge at a young age, or did you learn this in the last like three years? - Yeah, like the from the reality shows. They're like the size of a car. - Well, not all of them. - It's insane, how big they get. - Some of them are. - A huge job. - It's crazy. - But did you, when did you know that? When did you learn that they got huge? - Maybe 10 years ago. - Okay, 10 years, Adam, you go. - You go, Adam, he said 10. - I go. - I would say maybe 10 years, I don't really know. - Okay, so maybe you guys were together, okay? - Okay, okay. - I don't know when I found out tuna was huge. I didn't know a lot about ocean fishing, until probably I spent a lot of time in Charleston, and I would go fishing a lot. - You wanna know what blew my mind. - Okay, and Blake, you visited him, so maybe that was the same time? - I did. - Do you wanna know what blew my mind? You know the angler fish, those super scary big teeth with the little lantern on their head? - Of course, I've known about them for 20 years. - Those mother fuckers are like, those mother fuckers are like as big as just, they fit in the palm of your hand. They're super small. - That I didn't know. - They are not big at all. - And now we're extremely small. - Okay, so tuna size is very dramatically by species. - Oh wait, I got one more mind blower. - Hit us with it. - It's not about fish, but we can encircle back to fish. - Uh huh. - This just hit me during World Cup. - Uh huh. - Ecuador? - Uh huh. - Is named Ecuador because it's on the equator. - The equator. - Yeah. - Dub, what the fuck? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Are you serious? Come on, dude. You knew that. - You knew that. - Yeah. - Come lumpy up. - Back to fish. Back to tuna. How big is that tuna? Adam, you wanna know why it's called come lumpy up? - Okay. - Go for it. Is that your knee? Is that your knee back up? - Yeah. - Let's just say President Humphrey is a good guy. - Okay. - Is a good guy. - Okay, so tuna size varies dramatically by species, right? And you're from tiny bullet tuna to just four pounds, at just four pounds, to massive Atlantic, belief it. - Yeah. - On average, these powerful torpedo shaped fish weigh anywhere from 40 to over 500 pounds and measure three to 10 feet in length. - Dude. - That's a bitch. - Right, bullet tuna. Let's open up a sushi place and call it bullet tuna. - Bullet tuna? - Absolutely. - Great. - Just have that. - I would love to go marlin fishing and that is a thing we can do down here. - Really? - I thought that was Mexico. - I don't know. I feel like that's what the football players always do and then drowning and fucking on the back of a capsized boat. - But yeah. - Let's do it. - Come on, it's a company retreat. It's a company retreat. - What football player are you talking about? - I feel like a happened. - I feel like about 10 years ago when I found out about how big tuna was, I saw real sports where it was like, they went out, they got the anchor stock, they tried to gun it, the boat flipped, somebody fucking drifted away. - But they were doing cocaine too, right? - You lose. - They weren't really marlin fishing. - Yeah, the thing is, the thing is we're not gonna take my boat and go marlin fishing. They were doing blow and parking. - And fucking hookers. - Yes. - No, that was code word. - That was code word. - We're actually going to marlin fishing. - Someone buy it. - We're going to take, we're going to hire a guy on his boat to take us out using his equipment. 'Cause none of us know how to do this shit. - I can figure that out. - I got an idea. - Yeah. - El Nino. - I want to get strapped in one of those chairs. - Yes, yes. - Draws. - And one of those fishing chairs that you're just, you just have to-- - But do that. - Adam, sometimes that shit takes like two hours to reel the fish in. - I know. - Right. - Yeah, he's got a stamina. - That's absolutely insane. That to me, that seems not very fun. - Blake, you're talking to a guy whose legs separate at the knees. I think he'll be okay. - I think I'll be fine. - I do not want a reel in a damn fish for two hours. - I know. - And that's the difference between us. - Yeah, fucking disaster, my guy. - Started the penis. He can start at the penis. - You can, you can always start there. - And Blake would love nothing more. - Why, why, how boring is it? Why would you want to reel something in for two hours? - You gotta let it go out. - Blake, you can drink, you can watch me and drink beer. So it will be fun. - It is such a boring watch. I'm watching you reel a fish in for two hours. - Until it jumps in this fucking monster. Like, look at that form. - Okay, that's speaking of monster, dude. Good, you're just working, okay, good. - Slick! - And he comes out of the water. - Clash, clash, clash, clash, clash. - Okay. - On top of the water, dude, with that fucking-- - It's like, it's like, it's like, it's got a scar. - It's got a scar. - And then it breaks off the line on hour and a half. - Oh. - And then what happened? - Not the piano wire we're fucking with, dude. We're just, we're doing jobs. - Are you not, do you not like fishing? - I love fishing. I think fishing's awesome. - Well apparently not, you bitch. - I think the idea of a two hour fight for a fish. - But then if you catch it, it's $20,000. - Yes, well, one, it might be $20,000. - So it's a poke-up card. It's 10 feet long. - It's not that big. - It has a fucking sword attached to its jaws. It's sick. - Look, I love the, I love the animal. I love the species. I just think watching my buddy crank down for two hours is a little much. - Well maybe if you're busy catching your own fish, bitch. - You know what, yeah. - Yeah, maybe you're on-- - 'Cause he probably making waves every, you don't want to be the center of attention. I'm over here reeling in. - I do love the idea of, you play, Adam's reeling it in and play just like, well I would be fucking catching somebody's splashing and fucking pounding. There's too noisy over there. I hope you get it. You're scaring the fish. - Man, I hope you get it, but you're ruining everyone else's experience. - You're scaring the fish. - That makes me lose so much respect for you. - Am I off the boat? - You might be off the boat, too. - No, man, look. - Because to me that is so fun with you're, I would be so happy to sit there for two hours and watch you catch a Marlin. I would be cheering the whole way. I would drink six to eight beers. - Well, you did it and I'd be pretty drunk by the end. I would pouring beer into your mouth to give you strength. - Yeah, see. - Okay, see, that was where I was really getting at. It's like, if I'm cranking for two hours, how am I drinking? - I would feed, I would be feeding you sandwiches. I'd be feeding you sandwiches to give you the strength. - Okay, okay, you're selling me on it and selling me on. - I know you might get bored, but I'd be right there going, like, real this sucker, and wait to see the dick on this thing. - That was intoxicated. - And you'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We gotta see the dick on this thing. - I gotta care. - Dude, the way this thing's fighting. - My God, it's gonna have a trunk. - This boy's named Humphrey. - This thing's gonna have a trunk. God, damn, here. - Humphrey, Beaufort. - This is a Humphrey, Beaufort. - Damn, let's see it. Okay, wait a minute, we might have had something. - Yes, points. - Come on, man. - It's fine, dude. We had to have some points this episode. - Can I have a shut out? - Staying in a fucking club game. God, damn. - So, yeah, I'm very, we gotta do something. I'm telling you, it's been, it's been too nice. It's been, oh, beautiful. - I would love to get on the water. - Yeah, we gotta get out here. - I'm bummed 'cause I, I could have, but I just didn't get to drink on the 4th of July. - Oh, wait, ooh. - I'm on antibiotics and I actually want them to work because I went to the dentist like a couple weeks ago. And they did an X-ray? - Oh yeah, tell this story. - Oh, finally, 'cause he brushed your teeth once a week, though. - Oh, okay. - And they did an X-ray and they were like, "Um, were you hit in the face recently?" And I was like, "No." - Were you not hit in the face with a toothbrush for 10 years? (laughing) - You need, you need to hit your teeth, though. - Yes, points. - And they go, you have a huge infection as if there's a broken tooth behind your nose. And I'm like, "Um, well, I've for sure been headbutted by my kids, like at least four or five times in the last 12 months." - Yeah, yeah. - And they were like, "Okay, you have a broken tooth like in your roots, then." - Oh, my God. I had to go and get this fucking and dental surgery where they just, they go above your teeth, they slice it open. They get to the roots, they had to like file the root away 'cause it was like a fracture, it wasn't like a loose piece. They had to like drill that away and then like stitch it up and then I'm now on antibiotics to get rid of the infection and I'm like, I just want this to go away. - It's science. - But it wasn't hurting, it was just like a weird and I could feel it in the roof of my mouth but it was never like a pain. It was just like a, oh that's like a weird sensation. - That's really weird that you didn't clock that that was going on. - Dude, I remember, I remember Emma was there too. Like I got hit by my kid in the face so hard on the couch that I just covered my face so that I didn't cry in front of them. - Punch him back in front of them? - Yeah. - No, no, no, no. - You know when you get like hit and you turn it on and you're like, this is, we're going. This is it. Now it's on. I got hit in the face so hard that I was like, by what age? Eight, eight year old, by an eight year old and you almost went into fight mode? - Yeah, that's a true sized head too. - I almost took side control on my eight year old and put him in a comura. - Oh, great counter-pot. - That happens with my two and a half year old and the power just isn't there quite yet. - Yeah, yeah. - This was a headbutt I think. I think it was a headbutt. - But I told Chloe this story, I told the story about you to her because she just got hit by bow and cracked her tooth. - I don't know, like chipped, chipped it. - Yeah, that's blocked. - It's dangerous. - I remember when Chloe chipped both of her front teeth with you when we were going into - A knotsberry farm? - A knotsberry farm. - Yeah. - On what, like opening beer cans or beer bottles? - It was a pull, it was a metal pull that like for the gates, the clothes. - Oh yeah. - And it was like Blake, his ex, me and Chloe. - Yeah. - And it was the first time that they were hanging out. - First time meeting her. - Meeting her? - So yeah, and so she was like a little nervous like me, Blake and his girl. And she was back talking with-- - Blake, you're picking your arms on international streaming. - Yeah. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Okay, I'm just letting you know. - Sorry. - She was in the back with Blake's ex and me and Blake were up front and we passed this metal pull and I just touched it. Instead of saying, hey, here's a metal pull, I just like give it a trap trap. - Yeah. - Instead of saying words. - Chloe heads up. - But I just was, I was just kind of like, here's the pull and I hit it twice and she walked, she laughed. You know how Chloe has this like large laugh? - Mm-hmm. - It's like almost cackle. - Ah! - She was like, she's like a big laugher. So she laughs and clocks her head back and hits directly the two front pieces. - Right before we're walking through the front gates and she goes, teeth, poof, poof, pow surprise. They're gone. - Oh my God. - Just like, poof, pow surprise. What's with your teeth? - What's with your teeth? - Yeah, they're like fully sideways, chipped off. And we're like, well, we just got all the way to not scary farm, which is a bit of a drive and we were like-- - Traffic was a beauch. - We saw that one guy fingering that other guy's asshole on the drive then. - Yes? - Legendary. - So it was a legendary night not scary. - Not scary. - Not scary. - To Blake, that was not scary. - Yeah. - Not scary. - It was. Blake walked by and shouted, yes points. - Yes. - Not scary. - Yeah points. - And well, here's what I'll say. And this is why Chloe's a G. She still went to the park and she was glad to blast. - Yeah, she goes, let's go in and ride rides. - Just every picture, her smile. - She had like a sick whistle. - I know every photo 'cause Chloe gets recognized by little girls that watched her on the Disney Channel. And so they're like, can we take a photo? And she's like, sure. So then she kept smiling, but she was doing this thing that sort of made the photos look sexy, which I found hilarious. She was going, like-- - Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Like, I put her tongue up on top of her teeth too, man. A block in the view, but then it looked kind of sexual. I wish that caught on with like very young girls after that. We're like eight-year-old girls, we're like-- - And you look. - We traced it back to Chloe. - Oh, I love that. - And then, oh yeah, take your teeth out there. - Take your teeth, but those two men going into, we were driving into the park. - You have talked about this, I know it. - I have. - That's okay. This is 10th thing, he's circling back, let him have it. - Well, it just in case people were like, wait, they saw a guy figure, another guy's ass hole, how did this go about? - I know. - Netflix? This has not been set on Netflix. - We were driving into the parking structure. I mean, I know Blake sees it every weekend, but I had something new for me to see. I've never seen this. - I've seen way more of mind-blowing stuff than that. I've seen way scary stuff. - Mind-blowing, I've seen it. - At that time, I drove a Jeep Grand Cherokee, so we're sitting up a little higher. We look over at the car next to us, and it was the passenger side driver was just perched up, or the passenger, and the guy in the passenger seat, which is perched up as in the air at the window, like it asks, facing the window. - Like pressed against the window. - No. - And then the driver was just like, (mimics car engine) - Over back? - No, no, four, so he's like, the passenger is pressed against the window, the windshield. - Yeah. - Hold up. - Oh, his face is on the window and his ass is to the driver. - His face is like up, and asses to the driver, and the driver's like, it was aggressive. And then, can you draw that? - We were in like the VIP line to like get our tickets, and they were also in the VIP line, and then I'm just like, man, all I could think about is like, this guy's ass hole, and like, how sore it probably is. - I wish you guys met, and he put out the hands, like, blue streak style? - Yeah. - It's like, hey, nice to meet you. - How are ya? - Yeah, glad to meet you, I'm a hugger. - Hey, I'm the head of Paramount. How are ya? (laughs) - God, that'd be great. (dramatic music) - How are ya? Put her there. - You shake my hand, and you've got yourself a two-picture deal. (humming) - I'd shake it. - Oh, I'd shake it. (humming) - Oh, I don't know. - What's up with your girlfriend's teeth? (humming) - Let's take a picture to commemorate it. Okay, if you could just not look like a sexual police. - Hey. - So yeah, that was a pretty eventful night, and so I just brought up your two thing to close, 'cause she also has some cracked teeth right now. - Dude, you gotta watch out for these domes, they throw 'em around. - My middle kid. - This kid's in their hands. - He's one of those, just like, he just is loose, and he throws himself around like a rag doll. I don't know what it is, but it's a mayonnaise. - We gotta keep him away from drugs, for sure. - Dude, I do kinda have to revoke your man's car because on America's 250th birthday, even though you're around antibiotics, you still gotta drink some beers. - I know. - I will say I was drinking N.A.'s. I was drinking N.A.'s. - Okay. - Okay. - All right, that's cool. - I'm a mister, I'm a mister, not really too keen on N.A.'s, but I just was like, I just want these fucking antibiotics to work, and guess what? It's the last day of the day. Tomorrow, I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonna say what I'm gonna drink all day. (laughs) - Yeah, I'm gonna go rate a few bills. - That's pretty impressive. - Because I know that you love the Fourth of July, so that you must really want to get better. - Just watch a bunch of soccer. - Yeah, like Fourth of July is whatever, but when Mexico wins, god damn, now that's a party. - No, no, Fourth of July is an all-time Isaac left the party at like four p.m. - Sure. - What the hell? - Revoke his man cards. - He told me that we had taken five shots by four p.m., which seems real. - Well, really? Which seems real. - God damn. - Yeah, yeah. - You were taking shots at the kids' party? - At the kids' party. - That's sick, dude. Hey, I salute you, brother. - Well, they're like those little mini shots, and then you don't feel 'em all the way. - So they don't count. - They're little ditties. - Yeah, they don't count. - Do you guys remember, I mean, obviously, when you're on a college campus and you're doing shots, they're as small as possible, because the college just wants to make a bunch of money. But I just remember moving, even in Chicago, shots were like shot classes. Then moving to LA, shots were served in like a cocktail class, like what you would drink an old fashioned out of. - We do it, Grande. - And they're massive. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, that's the Grande, baby. - Yeah, that was too much. - It's the way. - It's crazy. - Well, it's because they wanna charge you $28 a shot. - Yeah, but I feel like I'd get in your. - I feel like you're getting your money's worth. - I just remember being like, yo, I moved to LA. I was a full-blown alcoholic from Wisconsin, but this was the one thing that threw me off, was that shots were not shots. Shots were the size of brats. - I was just speaking in Wisconsin language. - Are there any takebacks in any apologies, any epic slams here? - Oh. - Anything about worms you want to take back, Blake? - No, I actually have a takeback. After you sat me through the scenario and you told me how much you would support me while I was reeling in my swordfish or my marliners. I would like to take back me saying, I would not enjoy watching you catch a swordfish 'cause that would be pretty cool. - It would be phenomenal. as it's gonna have ebbs and flows. It's gonna be like watching that, I'm in. - There were so many other things you could have taken back. - No, that's what I'm taking back. - No, no, no, no, no, I'm taking that back. - It took to wind out of my sales a little bit. - Yeah, that was stupid. That was just stupid, that was stupid, that was stupid. - I would love to watch you catch a Marlin. I would tell that story as if I caught a Marlin. And in fact, I might replace your name with my, I was gonna say, over time, man. It might end up being, it might end up being my Marlin. - Yeah, if you could actually get the Marlin on the boat, that's fucking cool. - I would tell, even if you don't do to me and our good friend, Walsh and my buddy, Jason Hillman, we went fishing and we, it must have been like a giant shark and we had hooked onto it and we fought it for like 45 minutes, the three of us. And we're passing the rod back and forth. - Like you've done that, remember, Prom? It pulled us over two miles and the driver's like, this is fucking crazy, this thing's huge. It has to be at least three, four hundred pounds and we're like, oh my God. And then it snapped. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? - We could sort of see like the outline of something huge. And it's still to this day, I remember it. - To this day. - I remember it. - Yeah. - And it ends one of those. - What's weird is that I was on board and now after you just described it, now I'm like, I'm good. 45 minutes and it's the end. - You're passing the rod. - Yeah, I can feel it. - Dude, that's part of the game, dude. - You look at fun, dude. - Oh, now Blake's fully on board. - Oh no, man. - That's a close one. - I can, dude. - Are there snacks? - There's snacks. - Oh, there's snacks. - There's cold snacks. - There's snacks. - There's lots of cold snacks. - Yeah. - Absolutely. There's big zips. Marica flavor. - I want to go Marlin fishing if we can use sea horse as the bait. - Can you do that? - I've never seen that. - I know squid. - Yeah, I don't know squid. - We're probably a mackerel. - Yeah, sure. - Maybe a baton chowee, cheeseburger, sardine. - Any other tape exopologies in epic slams, there are. - I apologize. I took back. I apologize. - I don't know, man. - It takes a big land. - I'm sorry. I do want to apologize to our forefathers for not getting absolute blotto on the 4th of July. I'm sorry about that. - Oh, don't. - That was going to be my recommendation for you. - Yeah. - Well, hey, you, well, actually, this is a couple of weeks off, but you may be able to make up for it if Norway goes all the way. You could party for your roll, roll, roll, roll. - We have chances. They're in it. They're in it to win it. It's too bad. It's a damn shame about the U.S. They kind of just ate shit in a weird way. I don't know what happened. We, I was with my kid in the pool at this thing called AquaTots, which is, you know, children swim class. And it's just, there was TVs in the like, lobby sort of area, outside, but you could see them through the glass. So it's just a group of dads just dunking their children underneath the water, staring down through the water. - Come on, get in. She just comes. (laughing) - And if you're the writer for M.S.N.L. who stole our ideas, that's a good sketch. - That's a good one. - Have a bunch of dads watching World Cup, while they're at and just have dolls. - Duking their children. - And like, duking the kids. It'll be a big, funny thing. - Uh-huh. - Yeah, that's worth taking. - That's worth taking. - You know, I'm so sorry. And then like, you circle back. I'll never have it again. Anyway, what were you saying about? - He's in kindergarten, and then the golders. - As most weeks, I forgot what I said the entire episode. So I can't, I don't have anything to take back or apologize for, but I will say that we do need to get together and take a company retreat and get all sunburned together in some form. - I'm around for the next three weeks. - Okay, three weeks. - We got three weeks. That El Nino water's out there. Let's get on the water. - Let's talk about it. - I'm going on a road trip. - Let's throw some bait in the water. - What was this guys? What was this? What was this? - This was another episode of this. - This is. - This is. - This is. - It's a. - It's a. - It's a. - It's a. - That shit's important. - It's important. - Hey, hit his throat, that kid cut his song. - Yes, hit his throat, that kid cut. - Oh, man! - His. - Hey, hit that kid. - Real quick, real quick, real quick. - Hit that. - Real quick. - What's it called? - What's it called? - Just kid cut it, real quick. - Little bit. - Little bit. - Little bit. - Just right, kid cut it from that one movie project ex. - Project ex is the name of the movie. - Hit his throat. - Hit his throat. - Hit his throat. - Oh, it's a pursuit of happiness, of course. - Yeah, well. - We're playing it out, play it out, play it out. - Yeah. - We're playing it out, play it out. - We're playing it out. - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. - This is another episode! - Alright, we can't have the audio. - That was hot, dude. - I wanna rock! - Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. - And Sean Clements. - We host the podcast, Hollywood Handbook. - Each week, we talk to someone in show business and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. - We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, Adam Scott, Danny McBride, Ben Stillert, and a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. 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