Ep 307: And Then DMX Happened

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Well, I live at the beach and so when it's, when it gets summery, it gets fucking summery down here. Everyone's on boats, everyone's surfing, everyone's swimming. There's jellyfish in the bay and it's not the stinging time. That's good. It's the jellyfish that you can swim with, dude. Which one? I thought they all sting or some of them, not these ones, not these ones. You can rub them on your body and you would be perfectly fine. You can swim with them and you're perfectly fine. Let me, what are we talking about? This is like a perk of the summer, like what you just listed, like three things about summer and one of them is that there's jellyfish in the water, what are you doing with these jelly fish? I know you don't eat chips, but like this is where we are now, what are you doing to these jellyfish? I'm just, okay, okay, and I'm just saying I'm excited about summer, okay, and then in the winter you can't swim because there's sea lions? Well, it's chilly. You can swim. It's just cold as shit in the bay or in the ocean, but now the water's super warm. So there's great whites right out there, right out there. There's also jellyfish in the bay, which normally they wouldn't be there because it's too, the water's too cold, but they're here now and it's stunningly beautiful. Oh, so you can see the jellyfish? Yeah, you see them, you're right in the water. They illuminate or do they look like plastic bags? No, they illuminate. They do. They have the lights. Yeah, at night. Well, where I saw them, the light was shining in the water and you could just see them so I don't know what it was. I'm talking like some of them like actually like like light up. I'm not positive, but it was beautiful. I feel a science striking. And I know this is so on-brand, but like could you literally like hold the jellyfish in your hand? Like, I think it would kill it. Yeah, it's dead. But could you use it as a? It can definitely just scoop a jellyfish out like this and then just drop it back in the water and kill it. Yeah, you could do that and murder it. No, I'm saying what if you could you hold it all bunch it up in your hand and could you like use it as like a pocket pussy? Okay. Let it hang. Pun intended. I'm serious. Jesus. What the fuck? I'm serious. What would happen if you Blake? I'll answer this one. I got this. You're serious, Blake. Yeah, you could Blake. You're serious. You could. Yeah, I got this monarch hat still streaming on Apple. I cannot back the fuck that. What do we got here? You're serious. You got a this cruise is important. I'm proud to fuck that. You think anyone, do you think anyone in history? You see this tape? You could probably fit your dick in there and fuck it, but jellyfish. Yes. In history. In history. In 2026, someone's done this. The thing, the fact that you just said it allowed means that across the world, the 8 billion people that live on this planet most live by water. A lot of them. I like that Blake thinks he has had this, this is the first time someone's thought of this. The ego on this guy. Right now on this planet, someone is fucking a jellyfish right now. Yeah, dude. Cut it out. Well, hopefully it's not one of the ones that sting you. I thought they all stung out. Maybe they get off. Maybe they get off to that. That would be crippling paint. You got stung by a stinger, a jellyfish in Miami many years ago, or Kyle did, and who peed on who? I was the one who got stung. I don't know how severe it was. I don't know if it required Kyle. You just wanted Kyle to pee on me. I got stung. Where? In my mouth. I remember it being a big thing where like you were saying someone has to pee on me, someone has to pee on me. This is three in the morning. And then you go, does anyone have to pee? And I'm like, well, I have to pee. I could like pee in a, like an empty bottle and you can spray it on you. And you go, no, not you. And I go, what? Oh, wow. Him. And you go, not you. And then you go, him to Kyle and Kyle was like, oh, yeah, okay, I think I got to pee. And then you make Kyle actually piss on you and not my plan, which I thought was a perfectly good plan of pissing in a cup or a plastic bottle and then putting it on you. No, everybody, everybody knows that it's got into the shower together, right? We did. Yeah, that's right. I'm starting to remember. Yes. And then the next night you go to my jellyfish, I got stung by a jellyfish on my ass. Literally, around my ass. There's two things to get out of. You got to spray it in and hit the bullseye. Kyle, I was in the next room. I kept hearing hit the bullseye. Have you ever been to a carnival where you play the game where you have to inflate the balloon with the squirt girl? Oh, yeah. That's what we were playing. But with my jellyfish thing on my ass, I think that jellyfish, yeah, should we get into that? Why? You didn't want my piss. Well, you were saying you wanted to pee into like a jar or something, but I think science depicts that it has to think science depicts that. It has to come directly out of you for it to neutralize this thing. I don't think it can be like the heart and yeah, why is that happens when the urine touches the atmosphere and it like it has to be, it has to be fresh. It has to be. Like how blood is blue, but it turns red. Exactly. Thank you. I do believe science depicts that as well. I don't know science depicts that. Let's see if science depicts that at all. I think that's at least what I saw in some sort of a science show. Dream. Some sort of a fantasy. It's science. And the weird thing was is just how immediately you were like, so by the way, I did have to piss and you didn't go. That's okay. Just piss on my leg. I'd prefer that. Right. Because of the way science depicts it. Right. You go not you. Right. Yeah. who I don't know, I feel like the last person says depicted. I feel like if science were to depict the person I would want to piss on me, the least, it would be Kyle. - Order trash. - Sure. - It'd be Kyle. But that's who you wanted. - Well, we have a lot of history and I just felt like it was also history. - We were killing two birds with one stone, you know? It's like something that we hadn't accomplished at all times yet, and I was really accomplished. - Yeah, you know, try to accomplish, check things off. - Adam, you gotta remember how Blake and his friends interact. - Yeah, it's different. - It's a little different. - We're close. - It's gayer. - We're close. - Gayer, it's a lot more dicks out and close. - Closeness and giggling. - Yeah. - Great. - Less stories about girls they know and I've talked to. (laughs) - We don't talk to them. - It's like, hey, did you talk to that girl? - Yeah, I did, cool. They're more like, hey, do you feel that? And you go, what is that? And they go, that's my dick on your neck. - This is the way. - That's my dick on your leg. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Huh. - Yeah. - That's exactly that. - We all go to that. - We all go to that. - I'll hold a jellyfish. - What? - You fuck it. - Yeah. - Yeah, man. It's called Brobondine. - Yeah. - I was being brobond. - You ever heard of it? - Sorry. - Oh man. - I've heard of it. - And to think of all this started by saying, I love summer, dude. - I love summer. - I love summer. - When you talk about summer. - I love summer. - Unbelievable. The jellyfish are back. Blake's feeling a dick on the back of his neck. - I just come on. - I mean, summer's fucking, the best memories of your entire childhood are from summertime. - Yeah, of course. - And then the whole part of summer's great, because when summer starts, and you just get off school and all of a sudden it's getting late, it's getting dark a little bit later. And your parents, like you stay up a little later. And then all of a sudden it's July. And then it kicks off with a boom. And your parents let you play with explosives. At least my parents did. 'Cause they were fucking cool. We played with so many explosives. I was the rocket man. - Show us your legs? - Yeah. - That wasn't from that. - No, it was a car accident. - But I was hit in the end of June. - Sure, sure. - I kicked off my summer that year. - Okay. - The dog days. - And then you start, and then the dog days hit. And then it gets too hot to even go outside. So then you watch some afternoon movies. - Wimbledon. - That's fun. - Or read a book. - We were a Wimbledon house. It was always on the kitchen TV. The little black and white kitchen TV. You walk in there. - Kitchen TV. - You want a little crystal light. You want some triskiets to go in there. Wimbledons on. - We didn't have a kitchen TV. - I didn't even know what tennis was until I was 32 years old. - So you met me? - Yeah. - Tennis is actually tight. - You were like, this guy smells like tennis balls. Tennis is sick. - I love tennis. - Tennis is cool. - Yeah, I think. - I found it the worst way possible is through plain pickleball. And then I realized like, there's got to be something better than this. And it was tennis. It's tennis. Tennis is so crazy. But how come they don't get hurt all the time? How come their legs aren't exploding out of there? - They are. - No. - They probably get fucking twerked. - Yes. - Not at the rate of like a basketball player or a football player. - Yes. - Tennis, they do. - No. - And this is why Joe Kitch. Joe Kitch, Joe Kitch. - Joe Kitch. - Joe. - Joe Kitch. - They call everyone's Joe Kitch. - The Joe Kitch. - I don't have the no back. Joe Kitch. - Wow. - Joe Kitch is like an anomaly because he's just lasted for fucking ever somehow. Whereas Raffa Nadal, he's had all sorts of leg problems and knee problems, which is why he's a savage on clay because it's less, you can slide and it's less cutting back and forth on your legs and your knees. But generally speaking, if you talk to old fucking tennis dudes, their legs are all fucked up. - Yeah. - But you're still playing until like-- - Well, when you're thinking of-- - Like years. - Summer. - Sure. - I don't know if you're thinking-- - Fucking Joe fish. - Tennis. - Tennis. - Joker. - To me, when you think of summer-- - What do you think? - Well, you grew up in more of a Country Club atmosphere. So there's more golf, there's more tennis. Mine was mostly-- - Dad was always coming back from golf when I woke up. That's bad. - Yes. Mine was mostly baseball. It was baseball or pickup basketball or throwing rocks at abandoned buildings. We carry also on the TV a lot in my childhood. - Oh, yeah. Oh, we had WGN. - A lot of clubs win superstation situations. - And I think I finally aged to the point that I like baseball again. Like I really do. - Oh, baseball rules. - I'm back on. I'm back on. I now, I just will turn on baseball and just have it on and close like, what are we doing? - Oh, man. - And I'm like, it's just on me. - That was me. - She's like, do you care about this game? - I'm the same way with tennis. - I'm like, I absolutely don't care about this game, but it's on. And every once in a while, you'll see something cool. - Yeah, I used to love doing that shit. Of course, I lost my baseball team, so I don't really do that anymore. But it was a great joy in my life having baseball on in the background. - Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. - And Sean Clements. - We host the podcast, Hollywood Handbook, on the Big Money Players Network. Our show is extremely accessible to first-time listeners. Each week, we talk to someone in show business, aka The Biz, and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. Everyone has a good time, and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show. - We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, not that great. - Actually, can you help me shape this? How about we flip it on his head? How about we flip this head? What is the surprise one, man? Actually, you think it's the straight man, it's actually the one who's acting weird. - Adam Scott, this entire time, you've been expecting Adam Sandler to come to visit the show. - I would never let go of that. - I would never set expectations for something like that. - It sounds like if the universe allows for something like that to happen. - I am open to it. - I'm always going to accept. - You know, Danny McBride, fine. - Yeah, it's all this fragile masculinity, exuding. I could smell it walking on the hallway to be honest with you. - I was like, is that what you need? - Nope. - It's fragile and masculinity. - Ben Stiller, no. - I think there's a lot of times out of context, people don't get it, or even know what a circle is. You know what I mean? - I think it's so stupid. - Everyone's so dumb. - And fake, right, fake and also not interested, or just like, oh, I've got my life, I don't care about your life. - And a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. - Oh, and by the way, Will Ferrell told us personally he loves the show and he wants to be a guest on every episode, but he's just so busy. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. - Dude, last summer I did a, I got, I told Chloe I was going to get deep in a baseball ball, didn't watch maybe more than one baseball game, but I watched every baseball movie I could think of. - Hell yeah, those are the best ones. - And it was the best. It was the best. Summer. - Baseball. Baseball has the best movies. That's. - Why does baseball have the best sports movies go? - It's the pace of the game, you know, like you don't have to. - Like it's already the worst answer. - To me, I think it's about a childhood and there's so much freedom when it comes to baseball because you do have so much free time during the summer. So then it's not like football, they then are in school for the entire week. Baseball, they're, you know, if you're on like a competitive team, you're playing multiple games a week and you're playing weekday games and then on the off time you're just kicking out at each other's house. - Oh yeah, they're playing double back to backs in a day now, bro. - Oh yeah. - These kids are getting, these parents are getting milked for it. You don't get me started on the YouTube videos I watch about the decline of children's sports in America. - Oh, what? - It's a fucking nightmare. Well, it's a whole, it's just a cash, it's a. - Well, it's not a decline. - Yes, it is. - It's a, well, it's a decline in the way that it's not as fun for the kids, but it's a incline with how much more sports they play. - I'm still going to send it. - Yes, but it's a decline in like, return, like more kids are getting injured because they're specializing earlier and doing the same thing over and over and over, whereas you used to do like three months of one sport, three months of another sport, three months of another sport, and three months of another sport, or four and four and four and four. Now you're doing 12 or 11 months of one sport and then all of a sudden you're like, my ankles are all fucked up because all I do is play tennis or all I do is play basketball or whatever. You didn't take that time off to be like, "Hey, actually, I wrestle for two months," or "I swam in the summers," or whatever it was. And so they're getting all these crazy injuries and burnout where kids are like, "I fucking hate this." - Yeah, that's the. - When do you notice at what age are you like, "Oh, my kid is athletic." - Right away. - Is that right, if your kid is like a "G," you know right away, just by the way, by the way, they. run. If you have a kid who runs around the house and like jumps off something and sticks the landing or jumps off something and continues to run in a way where it's like seamless, they're a stud. If you have a kid who like climbs up the couch and then like jumps off and collapses, finds jellyfish, finds jellyfish at bags or friends of peon. No, but it's like you can tell or I can tell. Like I just the way they like move. Yeah. Yeah. You're just at parks like that's an athlete. Like my oldest kid, my oldest kid, he runs like very like kind of like gazelle like and I could tell right away that he was never going to have like fast switch speed. Yeah. Who could you? My second kid, he ran with his legs out like this kind of goofy. It's slowly like reeled in as he's got an older, but I was like, well, okay, he's not necessarily built for land and he plays water polo. There you go. My third kid, hello, my kids. He connects with the ground in a way that makes you very excited. This is the way. Well, I, yeah, I'm like he's got a fast switch. Eric Griffin's kid is like two weeks younger than bow or it's something they're really, really close in age and he is already. First of all, he's like a head. He's like weighs 20 pounds more than him is a head taller. He's like fully hitting the ball when he tosses it to him. Right. He's like shooting a basketball is kicking a soccer ball. Yeah, bow doesn't do any of this shit. No. Yeah. No. Eric is six, three, six, four and his wife is tall, right? What's bow excelling at? Maybe he wants to read books. He is. He's really smart kid. That's right. There you go. Yeah, but that sucks. That's not what you look for your boy. I got one of those good luck having a conversation. You don't you don't want that, dude. I'm so disappointed. They're like, what'd you think about the war 1812? And you're like, oh, God, I'm like, don't you want to go throw rocks at an abandoned building? Come on, like dad, let's go light fireworks. There's no abandoned buildings around here. And you're like, you're right. Dad, we're at the Chronicles in Greece. Yeah. Come on. Let's go light fireworks. Dude, this will be cool. Let's blow some shit up. Yeah. You just can't join in that cast over and over again. He's just not clicked. Yeah. He's just he's just he's just a smart a smart boy who isn't that athletic. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Give it. Give it. But he's not even two and a half. So I was like, when does it kick in? Is he like maybe four? Some people find their their love for sports way later in life. That's not about a love. I'm not talking about love. The love of the game is I think the most essential part. Like what does it like the burn out? That's not but but but but Blake. That's not what I'm talking about. You couldn't think anything you want. I'm talking about the free Catholicism that I wish my son had instead. Haven't you seen Rudy, dude? Haven't seen Rudy. You don't need athleticism. You need the love. Have I not seen you need the love for the point of Rudy was that he was an athletic and that he was just a hard worker. Yes. Exactly. You don't need the free Catholicism. You didn't make the team. He didn't really make the team. No, he did. He did need it. He did it. He did. He scored. Doesn't he scored the fucking touchdown? No, he doesn't. I don't know. What is the movie about? No, but I don't think in real life. He doesn't. No, in the movie, he doesn't. He does not score touchdown. What do you mean? He gets hoist him on the shoulders. I think that they put him in the game. He gets a sack. They put him in the game because everyone chanted his name. He gets a sack. That's huge. What the fuck are you talking about? Do I not know Rudy? I'm sorry to crawl through the screen, motherfucker. Do I not know Rudy? The one who's claiming the love of the game is unimportant. It's obviously the most important thing. No, I'm not saying it's not important. I wish my son had more god gifted talent when it comes to physical athleticism. Yeah, that shit's important. I wish I wish he was blessed with a physical athleticism that I didn't have. Sure. That my wife didn't have. But I was thinking maybe somewhere along the line, a lineage, he could have it. I think there's a good course on that. No, no. Also. Yeah, it was good at baseball as a kid, but I, but I also wasn't like the best. I was like, I literally tell my kids, I'm like, just pick your sport and hang in there. You're going to be six, four, and it's going to come in handy. And everyone who's better than you at sports or gives a shit more now, they're going to quit in sophomore year because they're five, seven, yep. And they don't want it. And if you want it, and you like it, still work hard. Genetically, I have set you up. Well, maybe, maybe that must be nice. Must be nice. I'm not even that athletic, but I was like, I got to get into college somehow and I just feel like I'm focused up. That's kind of. What are your kids? I wondered that too, because, you know, I saw this thing for like a college scholarship. So it was like, it, but like, are you going to just pay for your kids college? Fuck. I mean, it's almost like if they, I guess it for athletics, that's one thing because they just want you to come to athletics. Right. But to get a college scholarship in another way where there, you might be taking something away from someone who doesn't have the means to afford it. I'm like, is that is it? What is the, that's a moral quandary a little bit. Oh, sure. I know what you're saying. So this is, this is made famous in the movie, Soul Man. Right. Is it? Okay. That's a movie that you've never seen. Soul Man. I don't think you can watch it anymore. It's notoriously the most offensive movie of all time. Then why is James Earl Jones in it? Well, this is my, hey, this is where I stand. James Earl Jones isn't it? He's not the moral compass. To me, he is. James Earl Jones. James Earl Jones, from Sam James Earl Jones, from Conan. Yeah. From Conan. Yeah. It's a cool wig in the bangs. Baseball. Yeah. From Feel the Dreams. He's my barometer for what's racist and what's not. I, well, he was in that movie. He read the script and he was like, I think it's hilarious. I'm Darth Vader. Then I go, yeah. For people who don't know, Soul Man was a movie that was played on Comedy Central all the time. Constantly all the time. It's a movie where the main character is doing black that he's the entire movie. And what was the name? What was his name? He's not doing black face. He's wearing black makeup as opposed to Blake's favorite thing, traditional black face. Right. But in the movie, he's taking tanning pills. So yes, the actor had to paint his face darker. But he's also acting like he's African American. It's crazy. He's acting like he's African American at first when he thinks he has to and he's like pretending. This is where I think James Earl Jones. Because it's a complex, it's a complex compliment, a complicated movie. And that's why he's on Comedy Central at 4 a.m. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, over and over again. And I think that you can, you can definitely write it off immediately. You can definitely write it off immediately based on all the things you're saying. Yes. I do think that if you do watch it and you see how they did what they did. Sure. I don't think it was meant to be an offensive movie. It's definitely a movie to make you think. I think it's like it has a point of view. It's trying to say something. Ray Don Chong. These are two people. Okay. The actor never worked again. Okay. So here's the, here's the elevator pitch to achieve his dream of attending Harvard. A pampered teen poses as a young black man to receive a full scholarship. Yes. Okay. So he's stealing a scholarship from a young black man. But no, here's what here's what that's what they do in the movie. They go. You're those stars. The apologies. I do. They used to play this constantly on Comedy Central. Unreal. How many times they would play this movie? So they go with, they go with these scholarships. Like if no one claims them, they just roll into the next year and someone else gets it. And he's like, this one hasn't been claimed. So he claims it. Then he falls in love with this black woman in the movie. And she's like, are you the one who got the so-and-so scholarship? And he's like, well, what are you talking about? And she goes, yeah, like if no one from LA claims it, it goes up to Oakland. And that's where I'm from. But then you got it. And I'm happy you got it, because you're such a great guy. And he's like, and he is full black face. And then it's snowing. Yeah. And she goes, you're turning. She goes, you're turning white. And he's like, what? And she's like, because of all the snow on you. She's like, I know this movie. It's so much. It's so much. Dude, dog days of summer. Yeah, that's a movie during the dog days. Just sitting on the ottoman like this, watching TV, booty in the air, eating chips, watching Superman over and over and over again. Bro, go touch grass. I was such a water. Couldn't really make things work on grass. I mean, maybe I need to revisit the movie. That was one of those movies where it was on all the time, but I just, yeah, I never really sat down with it. Yeah, see Thomas Howell did not work after that. Yeah, I don't think it was done maliciously. Correct. Hence their way worse movies that are like reprehensible and did not even know it. And this one was at least conscious in trying to do something. but obviously like, you know. - Yeah. - And then they, you know. - Fumbled the bag. - They fumbled it. I, yeah, I don't know if I ever watched, it just didn't seem like a movie I wouldn't even care to watch. - It's so funny. - It's so funny. He goes to dinner at this white family's house. - Stop! - And he's like dating this white girl and then they go into the mind of the dad and his racist thoughts and he turns into like a pimp who's like yelling at his white daughter. It's crazy, dude. - Julie Louis-Dryfus isn't it? - Gang, heavy hitters. - Oh, how come she didn't catch any of you? - Get her. I stay in with Julie. I stay in with James Earl, Raidon, and Julia Louis. - These are your barometers. - Who is, who is, you keep saying Raidon? - You don't know who Raidon Chong is? - Said no one ever. - From Commando, it's Tommy Chong's daughter first off. - Oh, it's a girl. - Is that real? - That's a girl. - I didn't know that. - Raidon Chong? - She's the woman from Commando. - Oh yeah, she was a, she was a babe. - She was a babe. - Your name is daughter Raidon Chong. - That's Tommy Chong's daughter. - That's incredible. - Wait. - Say that five times fast. - That's a really good name. - Yeah, 'cause she was in Commando. She was in all kinds of cool shit. - Oh yeah! - Yeah, I remember her. - When I worked at bones, she came in for an audition and I lost my mind. - I was like, I'm not supposed to say anything, but Commando's awesome. - She's good. - Thanks. - She was, and it had been 30 years and she was like, thank you. - Yeah, thank you. - I was the thing I did 30 years ago. - Lemme alone. - Dude, yeah, dog days, you know? You get to watch cool movies like that. And then it was a big dog day summer movie. - And then it's just the looming, you're going back to school. But then that also kind of rocks too, because by that point at the end of the summer, you did it, you had a nice tan, you maybe took a little vacation, you were out there, you were in the streets, you got a little dirty. - You were kicking the cane. - And then now you're like, hey, what the, at least Anders and I, we're like, what them girls do, you know? What's up with the girls this next year that we haven't seen? - That was fun. - We had a beach, we had a beach. So you're just at the beach every fucking day. And you're like, where are the girls at? Which beach are they at? - Yeah. - And I'm like, where'd a jellyfish at brother? - Mm-hmm. - And then your body's like, we should kiss. - Do you love it? - What if we kiss? - What if you pissed on my mouth? I mean, we're not in, we're not in yet. - We are not in. - We just can't find women, what if we kissed? - Piss on my mouth. - And Sean Clements. - We host the podcast, Hollywood Handbook on the big money players network. - Our show is extremely accessible to first-time listeners. Each week we talk to someone in show business, AKA The Biz, and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. - Actually, can you help me, can you help me shape this? - Yeah. - How about we flip it on his head? - No. - How about we flip this around? - No. - What is the surprise one, man? Actually, you think it's the straight man. It's actually the one who's acting weird. - Adam Scott, love. - This entire time, you've been expecting Adam Sandler to come to visit the show. - I have, I would never set expectations for something like that. - I am open to it. - I'm always going to accept, you know. - Danny McBride, fine. I was like, I was like, I was like, is that what you need? Nope, it's fragile masculinity. Ben stiller, no. - I think there's a lot of times out of context, people don't get it or even know what a circle is. 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I learned about some rad science. - I can make a brain for you, and then we can test what draw is the best for your brain, as opposed to his brain. - Here are some hard truths. - I would expect Indians to age faster, but I did not expect it to be almost a four to five-year acceleration. - And get myself into a world of trouble. - I'd say probably start bone smashing. - That doesn't work. - Make you look more defined. They say it works. I don't know. - Listen to Skyline Drive, how to live forever on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. (dramatic music) - And you know what, Adam, to really get into the dog days of summer, okay? I'm starting to understand what they are now. - My looking back now, the evolution of summer based on age is the shit. 'Cause when you're six or seven, you're kind of just getting like carted around, you're going to summer camp during the day, you're staying up late at night, you're watching like, again, cable, all fucking day long. - Yeah. - Yerika's castle. - Maybe a movie you shouldn't be watching. - Right. - Okay. - USA Up All Night. - Mm-hmm. - My favorite part of summer, the dog base, was I would stay up till like one in the morning, every night. So I would actually watch like, Conan O'Brien, which was fucking sick. - Well, that was just bad parenting, dude. - So now you're in high school. You went to high school, you're fast-forwarding. - Yeah, you were six years old, stay until 1 a.m. - Yeah, I don't watch a doctor, too. - That's fucking crazy, dude. - I don't remember six years old, what the fuck I was doing, I didn't go to. - I do. - I was on my bike outside constantly. - I was playing football on the street. - Eating like fucking lightning bugs and just folding them on my head. - He put them on your teeth. - Yeah. - We didn't have those. That is some hillbilly-ass shit. There was no lightning bugs. - Okay. - Well, that sucks for you. That's a bad childhood. - It's not. It's just a bug. - Was it a humid, is it humid in Omaha in the summer, Adam? - Yeah, very. - Is it humid in the bay in the summer? It's not, right? - No. - Not at all. - The humidity was like a whole fucking just sense of memory. - I don't fuck with humidity back. - I don't either, but it takes me back when I feel it. - I do very poorly in it. - It takes me back. - You want to feel something that's going to take you back? - I'll tell you back. - Yes, something is in the air. Even even, you know, I live down here at the beach now and you see it like a little hopstick skipping a jump in like people's steps. Even the adults, you know, they're like, oh, it's summertime, you know? I'm going to start being in an alcoholic as soon as the sun starts to do. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Margarine, it's start, Polar and baby. - It's about a clock somewhere, brother. - It's not even the sun, it's like, it's five o'clock somewhere and they start pouring. - Walking the neighborhood with a huge mug of alcohol. - Oh yeah. ever wanted to achieve. And I bet you have. I do it. I, we got some new families on the block. It's a beautiful thing. But I'm nice to do it as much as I wish. I wish I could do it more. But it was just kind of the whole thing. You'd go house to house, you'd top off, get a little more ice maybe, go on to the next one, see what people are up to. That's fucking cool. That's a nice life. That's a good community right there. Yeah. Yeah. And then it was always jokes about like, Oh, you come and empty my liquor cabinet. You know, I need to get, I need to get like a margarita machine. That is on my list. Sure. I want to get something. I want to be the house. Blake, you, you have a dive bar 60 feet from your house. How close is that bar for me for me? It's too. That does not make a good, that A, they don't make a good margarita and B. That shots fire. It's too damn far. I want it right here. Now is this one that, it's just constantly churning like a slurpy machine. Like so you could just, I would root. Oh, one of that be just fucking peak existence to always have a cycle. Why can't you have that? You have it in your little man cave that you have out there. Why isn't there? I've been YouTube being products and I haven't found the one that I have settled on. I want to find the ultimate margarita. If you're listening, hang on. Why don't you buy a industrial machine? It'll probably cost you several, maybe $2,000, but I think you could do it. You'll make that back in police reports. It looks like the cleanup is a little bit of a chore. I will say that. Here's what I was just going to say, because I know you got to keep it fresh, right? You got it. I don't know how often you have someone come to clean your house extra $50, $50 a week or whatever a visit to have them clean it and repore and just have it refreshed. Here's a thought because you have to keep it fresh. Like there's just said, gotta be fresh. You can not have alcohol in it so you can give it to the kids. You can have, you know, the wife that she doesn't want. Habit forming very young and then you and then you have daddy's tequila stash and you do a little mix. I bet that that's a possibility. What would be really cool is if there were two two machines spinning at once. Oh, okay. All right. His and hers. All right. One for daddy. One for mommy. That's daddy's big lemonade. Okay. I don't know about you guys. That like a slice dirty soda. Oh, dirty soda is trending right now. That's one of those things that that it sounds like a thing that would be and it probably would be so fun. But then by the end of the summer. What's the dog days are over? You're 15 pounds. Have your and there's flies everywhere everywhere getting radicals. And you're like, it's just sluggish and now you like you're getting blood work done from your doctor and they're like, Jesus Christ. You're all over the place. You've been eating chips. You have diabetes. It seems like it wouldn't be as great and practiced. It's a lot of power. You can't, you can't, you can't abuse the power. What you really need is like you got to be the guy on 4th of July and Halloween that the neighbors know. Oh, damn, he's breaking out the margarita machine. That is true. That is true. He makes a hell of a concussion. Hey, have you gone over to the jellyfish fuckers house for a literally, I don't like talking to him, but I do like his margaritas. He makes a year. I'll tolerate. I was I was saying I think I just talked with Blake and you were out of town. There's you were traveling the world with your family and you guys talk to each other without me. Yeah, we talked about you. I was saying me, you Blake, we need to for three of us and it's work trip. We're talking work. Good. We're getting work done. Okay. Like classic surgery. I will have a bowtox doctor on the both with GLP one, twos and threes. No, we get on my boat. We take it over to Catalina. Yes. We try out some margaritas there. Maybe we spend the night. Maybe we come back later that night. I'd prefer not to because I want to be drunk tonight on TMZ. The work of Hawks guys have gone missing at sea. That's why I don't want to come back. I would love to. And by the way, we can all crash in the boat. That would be so fun. We could all crash. You have a cool little fur fireplace. I can find it in place. Let's get yours back to the old. Yeah. I would love to go to Catalina. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it sometime in August. Yeah. Let's do it. Okay. And it's a work trip. We'll we'll pod live. We'll get work done. We're we're getting work done. You know what? This is a brainstorming session. We come back like we just all all lips. Yeah. Durs has tattooed eyebrows. You know how women get those like tattooed on. Yeah. That would be awesome. I don't know why I would. Oh, that would be so awesome. That would be sick. I got I look at myself and I go, what's what are where's this going? What where's this happen? When you were over in the European countries, did they lack eyebrows as well? Did you know? No, but look at Erling Holland. That dude is just I don't know what who that is. You don't know this Norwegian soccer player. By the way, congratulations to them. They just won the entire World Cup. Very crazy. He's an absolute beast. He's like humongous. He's a big dude. He's like 64 and jacked and fast. And he just looks like the most Norwegian thing you'd ever seen. He looks like watching Gronk play football. Yeah. Pure Viking blood. That's fun. But it's soccer. So it's a little smaller, but it's also the size. He's definitely the story of the world cut like as far as like newcomers. Like that dude is cool. Yeah. He is fucking cool, man. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And now I know I've gotten a lot of people sliding the DMs sending me the fucking row. Yeah. So here's what we're going to be drinking. Here we go. Here's what we're going to be drinking in Catalina. I'm drawing now. Well, we will be drinking Buffalo milk. Oh, love that. I've had that delicious. How many more? Which is a delicious concoction. But then also we're going to go to Luau Larry's and drink some wiki whackers. I just want to part. So just just know that we will be having some. So I'm already I don't I have no clue what it is. I'm already reading. Yeah. I'm in. I want a fun glass. That's and then I'm good. We're doing a wiki whackers, baby. We want a wiki whacker. What? Because Blake went one time during COVID. We went the once. It was a blast. And we didn't go. We didn't go. We don't go. But you're putting your mouth, but what is your mouth, but you know what my mouth, but it's good. Everything goes into my mouth. So basically that's that's just my long winded speech on what's to how much I fucking love summer and to end it with the boys in Catalina. I mean, I want to continue this trajectory of the chronology of how you age with summer because it starts off summer. Remember when you're like really young, summer goes on forever. It takes too long. And then as you get older, it shortens and shortens. And then when you're 45, you're like, there's no such thing as summer, just a total. Yeah. But like 12, you got a little independence. You're riding your bike all over town. You're hitting up your boys. You're causing mischief. You go to sleep away camp. You can start to go to like you're making out. You get what that with not your friends. No, Blake Blake has practiced it. What ratings? He would like six greatest. Blake, be honest. Did you ever draw a little eyes? Absolutely not. Eyes in a lip on your hand right here. And do what to it and kiss it. I'd never practice kissing, bro. You're sagging your pants way too much. Definitely sagging. Your braided belt is long AF. You're making bike rides to Carl's Jr. and you're ordering and you're getting your own lunch. And then you're hitting 7 11 on the way home. You're kicking it at a white hand, which is it's that 7 11 chain that doesn't exist in Chicago anymore. What white hand is what we had? You need to get the t-shirt. We had come and goes and I still I believe they still exist. And you're worried? I believe I was on my way to a come and go when I was hit by the cement truck. I'm gonna come. I came and went in. Almost came and went. Yeah, I think we've said, hey, is your shirt in your hat matching? Like was that the same thing or just coincidentally wavy fonts? Oh wavy fonts. This says number one mom. Okay, it's fine. Representing. Someone gave Chloe this hat. Took it over when she became a mom and she was like, I'm never gonna wear this hat and I'm gonna get rid of it. It was in the like go it was in like the good will pile or whatever. What a cool nice thing to highlight on an international podcast. Yeah. What just does it she doesn't really wear hat. She was like, I'm not gonna force it. It was stupid. It was idiotic to give it to her. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was like a PR package. Yeah, and I was like, well, I will absolutely wear a number one mom hat. Yeah, absolutely. It's a conversation started. It's trans-friendly. Don't assume. Don't assume what I'm working with. It makes people go, oh, interesting. I will say you're a hot mom. Thank you. I would not be a hot mom. I guess I didn't know Madam Divine. Yeah, have we said that that's got to be madam divine madam divine. Have we said this? Yes points Pretty good pretty good pretty good. That's almost as good as a slice dirty soda Okay, are you guys down for dirty sodas that this is a trend now? What are they you just I didn't know that really? Oh, yeah, they sell mountain-do dirty sodas now. What is a dirty soda man? Yeah, what does it explain what a dirty soda is like I've never had one I think it's when you add cream to a soda like so You're just like pouring milk into it. There's some I can't I hate what's happening what I'm actually this is a hole This was like a Bill Mar thing the other night Where's like there's like a new name for everything that we have to know now? That's a very old man like I remember what is just called a cream soda But then they're like oh dirty soda we can use that to market to people who like the hot new thing and now it's dirty soda It's like it's still just strawberry delicious strawberry cream the orange cream soda I had was great I don't know why I was called the dirty soda, but you're telling me this is the new what we were talking my last week with fucking Yes, the new belt a red velvet and hot bunny So I just read the little thing that's that's in the chat that our boy Todd he just dropped I believe Dirty soda is a customizable non-alcoholic drink made by mixing soda with flavored syrups and a splash of cream and half and half create in a creamy fizzy treat Mm-hmm and it originated in Utah was here's why it originated in Utah and the the Mormons and they call it dirty And that's their way to be like a little naughty. Yeah, it's dirty. It's a little dirty. It's a little right Right because they're not even allowed to drink caffeine, right yet Are they not they're not allowed caffeine if you're if you're the real deal actually now that you mentioned I don't think so. I don't think so now that you mentioned that I that might be a thing What might be a thing Blake? I'm trying to remember that they can't have caffeine I'm trying to remember the Mormon family in the summer the dog days wait a second the Campbell's I don't think they are allowed to have they're also I've got this call me crazy They might not be allowed to murder strictly prohibits Consuming coffee and traditional black or green tea. Okay, interesting course believe this is due to caffeine the official doctor And focuses on the substances themselves and caffeinated sodas are perfectly acceptable. Oh, you can't have caffeinated sodas Why can't you have black tea or green tea, but you can have soda? This does check out The Mormon dude on my swim team We would all do a case race and get hammered and he would always show up with two leaders of Mountain Dew and he'd always be like I'ma get more messed up than you guys and we'd be like no you're not I went to prison for a weekend Squad fucking door squad dude damn God bless yeah, that's cool That actually I really like guys that are like that. I mean he had to do something. Yeah, it's cool that he Yeah, he showed up and he's still part of the team. Yes doing the nasty can I really like it. Yes, I would always like Put it and put an arm around those guys, you know and try to get him to drink and then Dividedly try to get him to go on you just look and have a show one just have one you have let make sure we're not I love you dude. It happens naturally. There's always somebody who holds out and then they realize like everyone's doing it They're like fuck it like let's do this. Wow, and it always goes poorly. It never goes well for those people I remember these girls in high school cried when they found out that I smoked weed mm-hmm cried Adam had like a nerd fan club I mean sort of they lost you Yeah, they legit cried and were begging me to not be this person These were the girls who pushed us wheelchair around for two years and then he was like I think I'm gonna go smoke weed with these hot chicks See you that shit's important. Well, if the hot chicks were Kyle Walsh and exactly in Ardo they both have beautiful locks. Yeah, they do They're very cute come by yeah, but I'm not far off. You're not far off. No They were so nice. We'll push you around and they were devastated Yeah, and it sucked and I felt I felt really bad, but I'm like dude smoking weed is awesome. It's so True it's kind of a finding you it does completely change who you are as a as a student. It's so Fun all the sun. I was hackie sacking all the time devil six devil six I never did the devil sticks, but I did have a lot of hemp accoutre moms sure Yeah, I had necklaces and bracelets and bells did anybody make make clothes for you We had a few girls who would like make like learn it like wide leg quarter-roise with like patchwork down the side style. Oh yeah, I remember that I remember some because jeans hadn't been flared yet. That's right. And so they were like we're gonna make them big and wide Yeah, they would adventure well by the time we your few years older jeans had been flared When we were in high school. They had figured it Levi knew what they were doing. You guys wouldn't understand what I had to go through Yeah, and I mean jankos were all the rage. Thank god. I think I none of us went down to that path Kyle for sure. Well Kyle close. I don't know if he truly did, but I remember having a homie that I was like friends with in middle school And then you know you kind of fall out of We just weren't as close and then saw him in high school and it was freshman year and he just came with a look. Yeah, freshman year. Yeah, hold up I hadn't seen him all summer and now he's like wearing all black Marilyn Manson t-shirt And janko jeans with like the super thick leg holes. He found his people and then like fishnets on his arms. Yeah, like Jeff Hardy. Oh buddy. Oh yeah, he just fell into a hot topic and just emerged a new man. Absolutely dude. Absolutely. And it happens. I was truly taken aback like wow like I couldn't imagine Going that far down the rabbit hole in like the two and a half months that summer it happened. I saw him He was like kind of a nerdy kind of put together guy. Sure. Yeah, and then going into summer or going into freshman year. This is like a Marilyn Manson summer probably Did I know? Yeah, I would say for us 7th and 8th grade. We're very Beautiful Marilyn Manson had a real And and Rob Zombie. No, Romstein Oh, Romstein. Romstein. Do Hoss. There was a it was right before matrix. It was a dark time right before matrix like bordering matrix. No, that was during matrix. This was covered in gemstones. This is gemstones adjacent. No, I want to say Marilyn Manson was before matrix, but same time. It was all kind of the same time. Well matrix came out in 99, right? And I think Marilyn Manson was 97, 98 Into 99. This is as dark as it gets, but I think the fucking Columbine kids dressed up like the matrix. Yes, and then played Marilyn Manson on the fucking speakers. Yeah, it's all connected. Yeah, so Yeah, we're all we're all talking. We're all speaking the same language right now. Yeah, you probably read the book didn't you I did not know I didn't read the manifesto terrifying. I feel like the people read the book and I'm like, who gives a fuck? Terrifying dude. Fuck those dudes. Dylan Kleibold. I don't want to fuck. No, well, I wasn't gonna say the name, but should I get you go? Well, come on I couldn't pull that out. You got to know your history. He's your hero. He's your guy. Oh, not You On the new podcast solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I choose option B I'm Julie Benieto and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita Trading the pity for possibility Every time I tried to be alone I kept meeting people and they were like you smiled at us not a lot of people smile around here It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies your soul about it It can be a time where you push your limits change your mind or wake up to a new version of yourself So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip I hope you listen to solita on the iHeart Radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Hey, this is A's Davenport and Sean Clements. We host the podcast Hollywood handbook on the big money players network Our show is extremely accessible to first-time listeners each week We talk to someone in show business aka the biz and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us Everyone has a good time and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman not that great. I actually can you help me pick can can can you help me shape this? Yeah, how about we flip it on his head? No, how about we flip this around? Okay. How what is the surprise one then? But actually you think is the straight man is actually the one who's acting weird Adam Scott Love this entire time You've been expecting Adam Sandler to come to visit the show >> I would never let go of that, I have, I would never set expectations for something like that. >> It sounds like if the universe allows for something like that to happen. >> Yeah, I am open to it. >> I'm always going to accept, you know, Danny McBride, fine. >> Yeah, it's all this fragile masculinity, exuding. I could smell it walking on the hallway to be honest with you, as I could smell that. >> That's exactly what we need. >> Nope, it's fragile masculinity. >> Ben stiller, no. >> Because a lot of times out of context, people don't get it or even know what a circle is. >> Like, girl, go work just so stupid. >> Everyone's so dumb, I'm excited for you. >> And fake. >> Right, fake and also not interested, or just like, oh, I've got my life, I don't care about your life. >> And a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. >> Oh, and by the way, Will Ferrell told us personally he loves the show. And he wants to be a guest on every episode, but he's just so busy. >> Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. >> I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guild season three podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. >> Turn around and place your hands behind your back. >> The cops give it to my house and through me and Jill. >> And to Cindy's surprise, her fiance Kenny was charged with abusing one of her children. >> I never once doubted Kenny and I always doubted the accusation. >> On season three of Burden of Guild, you'll hear a story about the lengths someone will go to in order to get what they want. >> This case has got to be one of the most despicable. >> Listen to season three of Burden of Guild on the iHeartRadio app. >> Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. >> I'm Mungus, you're together and I'm back with a new season of the podcast Skyline Drive. This time I'm diving into a rabbit hole of peptides, organoids, blood boys, blue zones, and brain replacement to try to understand what this longevity obsession is all about. And what it really means to live forever for all of us. I can make a brain for you, and then we can test what draw is the best for your brain, a supposed to his brain. >> Here's some hard truths. >> I would expect Indians to age faster, but I did not expect it to be almost a four to five year acceleration. >> And get myself into a world of trouble. >> I'd say probably start bone smashing. >> That doesn't work. >> Make you look more defined. They say it works. I don't know. >> Listen to Skyline Drive, how to live forever on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. >> Yeah, so we were right in the pocket, Blake, who it was our sixth grade year was 1996. And so that's when Marilyn Manson came on the scene. >> Imagine if he grabbed me by the heart and I was there. >> I could have seen it. >> I'm saying, it never, I didn't think it was cool. >> I don't think it was cool. >> Was it popular at your school or was it like fringe? >> It was very fringe. For me, there was a very select few of the darkness, where I was just like, oh, these are the little golf kids, but it's not even the dark souls. >> Yes, I was just too happy to fuck with any of that. I was like, I don't know. I mean, I was just hit by a cement truck, but now I'm walking again, and I'm just, I'm like, I'm back, maybe. It's all working out for me. I could have been dead. >> You don't realize if you, if you never walked, you probably would have gone the way of the Janko. >> Yes, I would have been a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, real tear would be like the Adam's family car. Or no, the monster's the homerun. >> Yes, but the Jankos are always getting caught in the wheels. I'm always like falling over. >> You heard me die? >> Fucking Janko. >> Fucking. >> Fuck, caught in the spokes again. >> Where's something else? >> I always had, I always took a bunch of art classes because I was into that. And so then I had, I just had like a leg in or a foot in with the darkness. >> The goth crowd. >> Yeah. >> Well, I was, yeah, for us, the goth crowd, they were, they were heavily involved with the drama department. >> Stage crew. >> So that's, yes, they were, no, they were, they were the stage crew. >> Yes. >> They weren't of, in front of Curtin, they were behind Curtin. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And so I knew a lot of them, and I was friends with a lot of them. And so much so that this girl, who I knew, put a list together of people that she would want to murder. And it became a big thing at our school. >> Yeah, it was a different time. It was just thoughts in the journal. >> And then I was devastated that I was on the list. >> Yeah, I am. >> You really? >> And I'm like, homie, I know you. Like we are friends. >> And she was like, I pushed you around in the wheelchair for two years. And then you started smoking weed, then you started smoking weed. >> You'd be crazy. >> Then you smoke weed. >> That's crazy, man. >> I know that we were in a heightened era of that kind of stuff, but like, couldn't believe it. Couldn't believe it. >> She'd go through every fucking diary from like the 90s and 80s. I'm sure a lot of girls were like, I want to kill this fucking person. >> Yeah, no. But I think we just got hello organized about it. And then someone was like, I'm going to do it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, then they started to, well then it just got too easy. >> Yeah. >> The guns got too good. >> And people start, you could find those communities. You'd be like, oh, check out my shit. And it's like, oh, dude, are you really going to do it? >> It's like, yeah, I am. And it's like, oh, fuck, you did it. >> Yeah. >> And it's like, this is terrible. >> And that's how you think they sound. >> Absolutely. >> One hundred percent. >> Interesting, I kind of feel like, though, that I- >> I kind of feel like- >> Dude, I don't like that. >> Dude, I don't like that. >> Yeah, but those are like downward spiral, like- >> Those are kind of almost undeniable, genre, jumping albums, right, where you're like, oh, Metallica, the Black Album, people who don't like heavy metal like that album, right? >> Right. Right, because it was more of like, it was kind of like industrial, and like- >> But were you wearing like snake eye contacts? >> I would not wear a 9-inch nail shirt. I couldn't, I wasn't, I wasn't a true fan like that, but I would dabble in that, but Marilyn Manson, I think it was just like his music wasn't, I wasn't really hit with me, and he was just a little too- >> Did you ever stick 9-inch nails under both your eyelids? [laughter] >> Is that the line? >> Then Eminem came and cleaned, cleaned the slate. >> I didn't, well, the thing is, is I didn't hate like some of his songs, like, "We lost, now, in the dope show," >> Would that have, like, if it came on now, would you let it ride? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, for sure. >> For sure. >> At the strip club, it goes. >> I remember the video where he had, like, titties, right? >> Yeah, I think so. >> I remember watching the, like, the TRL video, and you're like, yeah, he's walking around with, like, titties, and he had, like, a moose knuckle. >> And he's like, all creepy, but I'm not like, waving that flag, you know? >> Sure. >> I'm like, that's not my thing, but when it comes on, I'm like, yeah, all right. Okay. >> Yeah, I'm trying to think, I don't know if there's a Maranel and Manson song that I would still fuck with. There was definitely nine-inch nail songs. >> I think dope show. >> The one. >> There wasn't that crowd. >> I'm not doing beautiful, beautiful, pure high school at all. >> I'm not doing, no, there were. There were. >> There were golf. There was golf energy. There was a couple. >> There were like 10 per grade, maybe. >> Yeah, I'm red. >> But you would just get clowned on. So hard. >> You'd be absolutely annihilated. >> Oh, shit. >> They'd be like, I mean, it just, it just is like, it just wouldn't fly. >> It just wouldn't work. >> It doesn't work. >> It just don't, they would break it out of you. >> But I'm trying to think of like, it was a sweet dreams or made of, like, I don't, I wouldn't mess with that. Still either. >> Sweet dreams. >> Oh, man. >> Yeah. >> But yeah, there weren't that many people who weren't just kind of hip hop heads. That was kind of just what it was. >> I think that's actually amazing. >> And then there were stoners who got into, like, music that way. And then there were just white girls who were big into Lilith Fair shit. >> Our school was pretty, either you liked, like, punk rock music was like a huge, or you were top 40s, but commercial punk, no? >> Yeah. >> Pop punk. >> Pop punk rock, getting radical. >> Oh my hop. >> Blank, green day. >> Blank and green day. >> Yeah. >> Or it was top 40s. Or you had skinny sideburns and. >> Bam, bam, bam, bam. >> You loved house of pain. >> Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. put them on the table. on giant rims, and they had earrings. - Adam, you may or may not know the answer to this question. But for sure in Chicago, they was just East Coast hip hop, really. Buying large, didn't even really have access. You would hear some two pop on the radio, but not really. It was mostly East Coast and a lot of our Kelly. All right. Omaha, is the radio playing East Coast or West Coast? - It was a mix bag. And it was a lot of, like, from the South. It was a lot of New Orleans. - Yeah, I think I was trying to let it happen. - Yeah, at that, yeah, yeah. - No limit and cash on it. - And it was no limit, soldiers? Like I told you. - I was like my senior year of high school, I think. - Yeah, that was our eighth grader freshman year. - What a time to be alive. - What a tank to drive on the bus. - And then DMX happened. Then DMX happened. - Oh, dude. - Peace, rest on peace. - Barkon, barkon at you. - And Blake, you completely skipped the entire Bay Area underground hip hop era? - Yeah, I wasn't fully in, I was more into, like, the E-40s of it all on secretive records. - Yes. - And I was in Georgia. - Yeah. I wasn't really digging into the hieroglyphics and foresight and all that. - Now I do. - Now I do. - Did you like any guitar music? - Me? - Yeah. - 1,000%. - Yeah. - There's no such thing as 1,000%. - No, who were your bands then in high school then? - That were like rock bands? I was kind of, see, I liked like fucking, like heroin rockers, like Allison Chains, like Stone Table Pilots. - But that was before high school. That was. - No, it was a Chains. - Allison Chains was like, we were in like fourth grade. - Allison Chains unplugged. - Crazy album. - Allison Chains released like a greatest hits probably in our high school. But then, yeah, like, Tool was releasing albums. I was kind of, and I was embarrassingly like, really into God's Mac, which they turned out to be like the funniest, weirdest band. - Yeah, they sucked. Yeah, they really, really sucked. - They're like all claimed to be witches. - I don't even know that. - Obviously, I guess they were like song on my head. - Yeah, fucking go away. I'm doing the best I ever do. - Yeah. - Go away. I'm doing the best I can. - Every song was about going away. - Go away. - Was that a real song? - Yes, 100%. - And that's, and I sound exactly like him. - Yeah. - I'm doing the best I can. - Yeah. - Go away. - I was heavily influenced by my friend John Paul. And he didn't listen to anything except for like, the Zelda soundtrack and like God's Mac and Allison Chains. And then of course, West Side Connection. And that's like what I had to listen to 'cause that's what it would be listened to in his car. - West Side Connection is ice cube. - Ice cube, Mac 10 and dub C. - Right, got it. Got it. - And they did America's most wanted? - No, they did bow down. - Bow down when you come to this town. - Yes, and we would listen to that album over and over and over and over and over again. We didn't listen to anything except that in Zelda. - And no East Coast hip-hop. - And were you smoking weed during this time? - I was not smoking weed. We were starting to drink, but I was not smoking weed. - You were starting to drink at win, win. - Fresh, weed drink. - Fresh. - So much in high school. - And now we're getting into the 16, 17 age era of summer. - Yeah, these are the summer. This is where you're like running around. Someone got a 30 pack. You're gonna go find them. - Oh yeah. - Dude, everyone would go $5 in on beer and weed. And then someone would get a bag of weed. Someone would score a 30 pack. And then, or you would get a handle LaVodka. And then the amount of, I was just talking with my sister about this, the amount of drinking in parking lots that we would do, tons. - That's all we would do. - We would drink on a golf course. - That's wild. - You would wait to hear where the party was going to be. So you would go to the Taco Bell parking lot. - See you. - And you would-- - You guys were popular. - You would drink. You would drink there. - You would drink at the same place. - I do love how it's like, you guys must've been so fucking cool drinking in parking lots. - Yeah, I didn't like what. - No, you were looking for somewhere to go drink with at a party with people. We would just drink at John Paul's house. - Yeah. - Yeah. We would also drink at someone's basement too. - I remember hearing stories about somebody would be like, "Oh, did you hear about so-and-so and all those guys were drinking in a basement?" And I'd be like, "All right." And then eventually those people came out of the basement and then they would be at the party also and you'd kind of go, "Oh, like, it was Avatar style." We're like, "I see you." You know, like-- (laughing) - Pretty see ya. - You finally, you're out. You're finally out. Have a Bud Light. - That was right. They weren't there fresh during the year. They weren't there sophomore year, but by junior and senior year. - Yeah. - Especially senior year, you'd be like, welcome. - Yes. - And then you would watch people who finally came to the party, lose their shit. - Go so hard. - Yeah, right. - And it became their entire thing and they just went missing into the ether. - Yeah. - And they're gone and it's sad. - Yeah. - I remember seeing our valedictorian freshman year of college. I went back to visit, and I went to Lincoln to visit a bunch of friends. And I moved out to California. I came back. I'm at University in Nebraska. We're at this huge party, and then I see her, and she never drank. She was never at the party. And then she was fall down, stumbling cross-eyed drugs. I said, yeah, I'm hangin' this deep. - Yeah, this is the way. - And I'm like, oh, you fuckin' blew it, dude. - Damn. - You do not know how to handle yourself in college. - You have to drink for at least a year to two years before going into college. - And especially if you're going to Omaha. - Yeah. - This is Lincoln, this is a grown-up school. - Yes. - Especially if you're going to a big state school like University in Nebraska. - Yeah, that's the best. - You gotta, yeah, you gotta drink. - You gotta drink. - You gotta drink when you're young. - Did I ever tell you guys this story? I maybe I haven't, maybe I haven't, or even told it on the pod, but I had a friend. You guys had met him. And he went to a different school, and then he started coming to my school. But I had already known him from the other school. And he was out with his friends, and I'm like, bring your friends to this party. Like, it's going off. It's, we're having a good time. Like, there's a keg, da, da, da, da, da. Also that night, my good friend, who was like a fake ID type guy, he told some people from another school that he would buy the keg at the liquor store in Evanston. The liquor store in Evanston has a backdoor and a front door, and you can just go right in the front door and out the back door. - Brilliant. - So. - Great place for Rob. - Has these guys meet him? - Yeah. They give him the $80 for a keg. He goes in the door to go buy the keg for them, goes right out the back door, gets in a car, drives off with their money. - Freaklet's see ya. - Right? - Oh, boomer. - They're like, we're gonna fucking kill you. Like, da, da, da, da, da, blah, blah, blah, blah. He comes to the party, and is telling the story. We're like, that's hilarious. And then people are getting drunker. They're like calling his page or a paging, I'm calling him threatening. And he goes, you want your money? Like, come and get it. And everybody for like an hour is getting hammered and like ready to fight these fucking people who think they're gonna show up and like get their money back, that my friend stole from them. Yeah. And so, my buddy is calling like, this is before cell phones. I don't have one. I'm trying to be like, yo, get here. Like, we're having a good time. So then he's putting it off. He's not coming, he's not coming. And then everyone's like, yo, we gotta go outside. Like, they're fucking here. They just rolled up. We go outside. I'm watching dudes from my high school like annihilate some people in like a holy fuck way. And they're like running off. Someone has like a bat. It's like gnarly. And then they run off and people are all hyped. The fucking cop showed up, people split. And then I get to school on Monday and my homie was like, what the fuck? And I'm like, you bailed on the party. You never even showed up. He goes, we showed up and all my friends got beat up. Oh no, they were the friends. So all these dudes that my buddy brought, who I didn't know and nobody at this house party knew, all got beat up because people who weren't even involved in my friend stealing the money, were just waiting for people they didn't know to roll up. Oh, they weren't even the, oh man. And maybe the people who got their money taken never even showed up. Showed up. It just got the. Oh, that sucks. Or they didn't recognize. And he's like, dude, my friend got hit with a bat. And I was like, I saw that. I saw that. That's great. And he was like, and then I kind of stepped out the whole story to him. And he was like, that's hilarious. Like he kind of got it. He was like, that's unreal. I can't believe that. Anyway, the amount of you see like the people that are going to be real criminals when they get older. Like, I told you, dude, we used to hang out with this, this older kid. And he, he would like get his booze. He had a fake idea or whatever. And we were driving around with him. He gets in. a road rage fight with this guy, follows him and me and Walsh were in the car, follows him for 40 minutes. This guy's car runs out of gas. And now we're in the middle of nowhere. And you're like the back seat like, um, yeah, we're like, uh, maybe we just, hey, maybe let's not, uh, continue to he punches through this, this guy was like, he was also on steroids. He punches through his window, drags him out. He now he's all bloody because he just punched through a window, drag, drags him out, beats the guy to an inch of his life. And then, uh, and then opens up his car and goes through his glove box and finds like, it was your answer. No, like $12, loose cash. Sure. Like just rob the guy. Yeah, yeah, for like $12. And then gets in the car and he's like, you didn't see shit and we're like, uh, he says, you didn't see shit like you? Yeah, like us. Like we didn't see that in the car. We're like, we've been here the whole time, dude. Like, and we're like, oh, of course, no, no. Meanwhile, this guy's just bloody. I'm like, this is, it's not worth getting like the bottle of Boone's farm that he promised us. That's crazy. I love that you're in the car for like 40 minutes. Like several songs are going by. You're like, one good one, right? Maybe, no, it was 40 minutes of eight. Uh, well, you know, I mean, I figured he's starting to head out of time. Maybe we just don't even, hey, let's just, well, that party should be going off. He's love. He's love. He's love. He's in my heart. And he, uh, I'm getting hungry, dude. Huh. Pretty fly for a white guy. You know, it's on, it's on me, it's on a combination pizza and taco balls on me. If, uh, if we just stop, ever knock on wood. If we just stop now, I got you, boo. Yeah. Hey now, you're an all-star. Get your game on people off. We want to live. She's looking at me. It's been a long December. It's been a long time. We've been following this guy. One week said you look at me. Oh, damn, he's how bad. She's all love. She's a child. She's a mother. Oh, my God. She fucking hates me. Oh, song by fastball. I'm trying to everyone. You see the roads that they walk in and hate in gold closing. Oh, my God. Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams. Oh, how did we start? You know what, I take back starting off the pod by talking about fucking a jellyfish. I don't, you know, like this part for the course. I'm sorry, but it might feel good. I didn't really. Blake, you're the X factor. Uh, yeah. X factor. I don't know. We need that. We need your factor. Otherwise, we're just going to talk about, uh, Norway. Children's development. Yeah, we're going to talk about how angry I get hearing about. Yeah, seen if my child will be physically gifted in dresses, he will not be. I'm telling you, how's when he jumps off the couch, how's he land? Does this stick the landings? Don't look in great. He's not sticking the land. How fast, how fast do the legs move when he runs? He's pretty, he's getting fast. He's getting fast. Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, that's just like body coordination. Yeah. That's just 90% of the sports. He could be good at, he could be the guy who shoots the gun with one arm from Nasix. Yeah. No, that's speed. That's power. Did you guys have like speed training when you were young? You can get faster. You can train to be fast. No, but there's a difference between like, Matt, you just go to a playground and like look at kids move, dude. Watch the kids. This is when I go to a playground. Do you, do you want to take that cow often? You said that you watch kids move? No, I'm sticking to it. Okay. You shouldn't. I watch kids play on the playground and I go, that girl's gonna be a fucking gymnast for sure. Or you watch like out loud. And I go, well, yeah, yeah, she's promising. No, quietly, it's even, it's even worse if it's quietly to himself. Of course, I'm going to be a gymnast for sure. Into a, into a beer can in a bag. Yeah. Into your, uh, goblet, your giant Stanley of those. And so what I'm saying, Blake is that, yes, everyone can train to be better. But there are people who are at a starting point where this is like your Alan Iversons, your Bo Jackson's were, Bo Jackson's always like, I didn't lift weights. And you're like, how is that even possible? Yeah. You're genetically gifted free. You're gifted. Um, I thought, I was a great podcast. I love talking to you guys and I love talking dog days of summer. We're in it. We're in it. We're in it. Let's go to Catalina. Get us some Buffalo milks. And just what is that before I go, yeah, what is exactly the, it's like the drink there on Catalina? Oh, yeah. Cool. Let's do it. So milky. I think it's a roaming, it's delicious. It's fantastic. I mean, yeah, you're going to love it. Creamy cocktail, actual bison milk. Okay, I'm out. Signature cocktail of Catalina Island, despite its name, the frothy tropical drink contains no actual dairy from a buffalo instead. 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