Ep 302: Why Is The Ozone Layer Such A Bitch

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Every breath you take is a fart. Show this poopin' jizz on literally everything we encounter. owner now? Release the twins. Let's go. Been in it. Been in it. Oh, boy. Mamacita. We were really going through it there at the beginning of the podcast. Durs, I saw a video of him not too long ago, and the video just came out, and it was a funny clip, and I was excited to watch it. People were posting on it, and it seemed like, I'm like, is this going viral? Oh, shit. We have up to 11 comments. Is this going viral? And then it was me talking with my big, fat, dumb head, and then Blake was looking great. Thanks. Saying funny stuff. And then it went to my Irish friend, my very Irish friend, Anders Holm, with the reddest hair. Wait a second. Where did Adam Devine go? This is an Irish guy right now. Whoa. You've been working on it, dude. Yeah. Accent's getting better. I mean, the reddish hair and a red mustache. The whole thing was very red. His face was off-color. He was wearing a green jacket, so that might have. Maybe that was making it pop. The look of the Irish. A little bit of the look of the Irish. Love a good poppin' ass green, baby. So if you're wondering why Durs kind of looks off lately. Big announcement. I'm dying. Damn. The life is leaving your face. That would be so. I would, for one, would be sad. I'd be saddened by it. I've got stiff dick disease. Damn, boy. For one, I would be sad. So we're gonna get his camera. We finally. We put our foot down, and we were like, we gotta get this boy a new camera, because he's top three most handsome dude in our crew, and I think the world knows that. And that joke's funnier the second time. Hot, hot, hot, hot! He is pretty hot. It reminds me of a director I will not name brought me in to do additional dialogue recording on a movie, and brought me in to, like, do these things where you say the line, if, like, the sound didn't work, you were bad at acting in that take that they like, or bad at acting, like. You have to do a lot of that? And decipherable. You know, what's weird is it's, like, almost constant. Like, they're like, just redo all the whole thing. One time they recast me. Yeah. Do we have a take where it's the back of Durza's head, and he can just say everything while he's turned away? That's where I also shined. Yeah. That's like Madam Web. All the dialogue is just the back of actors' heads, because they were just, like, rewriting the movie. Okay, so anyways. Well, so, I get there. Hey, good to see you. Good to see you. Can I see you outside real quick? Something that just never happens on an ADR, so I'm like, here we go. Like, we're about to throw down. Outside? All of the things in an ADR happens inside. The whole thing. Very inside. Very quiet. Inside. Very inside. No windows. Insulated, yeah. And this director, like, looks and says, stand over here. I go, what is happening? Looks at my hair and goes, oh, God, it is red. And I was like, my hair? And this director goes, yeah, no, I just didn't realize it was red when I cast you. And I was like, mm. Darn it. Huh. And now, what kind of legal ramifications, what kind of legal grounds do I have as far as someone calling out the color of my hair? Yeah, it doesn't feel like it's a legal move. There's not, like, a hair lawyer in this day and age? I feel like they should be able to fire you for having red hair, I think. Absolutely. That's one of the most fireable offenses. Yeah. Red hair? Get that shit off my screen. And again, I don't disagree, but. But. It's the language. It's the taking me aside. It's the holding me in the light of the sun. Shaking you. It hurt your feelings. Ders does not like to be in the light of the sun. No, no, I can't. As you can tell by this camera, super fair. Almost translucent. Yeah. I will say, right now, this camera, it's helping you out. It looks pretty good. It's. This is the best it's looked, I feel, in many moons. Months. Not months. Months! Everyone is. You beat me to it. Everyone is glitchy for me. Not sure what's going on. Yeah, your internet speed, we've discussed. We did a speed test, and yours is like a third of ours. You were mentioning that you're using DSL or something, right? And that's not a joke from high school. Deep-soaking lips. Right? Are you using DSL? I don't have fiber optic in my area. We're gonna scroll my address across the bottom, and we're saying, Verizon AT&T, let's get some fiber optics. Can you see that address right there? I'm like in the Stone Age here. Goodbye. You know? And maybe it's because of all these mountains, or lakes, or ponds, or the ocean really nearby, or those pine trees, or palm trees, or the sand desert that's also. You don't know where I am. Or are you in that weird room in your basement that you have to take ten doors to get to, and. There's also that. There's the hidden family. That you hear screams, and there's this, like, that's just my white noise machine. That's how I. That's how I sleep. Hold up. One sec. Hey, are there rats scratching on your walls? That's gotta be the rats. It has to be rats, right? That's what I call them. Terrifying. And you know what they did? They said I had red hair, and that's when I snapped. Did you guys see that Housemaid with Amanda Siegfried, who I think is a great actor, and Sidney Sweeney? I did not. This is a movie? Speaking of scratches on the door, that's it made me think of that. Is this a film? It just came out. Yeah, it just came out. It did really well. It made bucco bucks. Yeah. And, uh, and then I didn't pay to see it, but I did watch it. Is this one of your, like, guerrilla marketing again? Are you in it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There were scratches, there were scratches on the door. It made me think of that. I wonder if you guys saw it. It was a good movie. Ooh, I'm intrigued. But, uh, I did see Euphoria. Okay. And have you guys seen Euphoria lately? Oh, man! Because it is porno. Graphic! Yeah, it's just become porno at this point, right? Jesus. Will you just send me the gif? Oh, my God. Yeah, come on. Hell - It's a, it is incredible. Uncomfortable to watch. We were watching it. My mom was like, she wanted to put Bo to bed. So, my mom is staying. My parents are staying with us. And so, they're putting Bo to bed. We think that they're just going to be asleep. And then she comes downstairs. She's like, what you watching? We were watching Euphoria. And then Sidney Sweeney just. Great ass. Not really what she's known for. Tits out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Out. Bare, bare, bare breast. Flopping. Oh, my God. I do love the idea of this. The scene didn't ask her to do it. But she's just like. And then they're like. Sure, I guess we can put it in. It was. Rewriting it really quickly. The storyline is. Well, Sam Levenson, the writer of Euphoria. Has to be. The horniest guy alive. It was like the internet just made him. Like he was born. In 2000. 2002 and he just mainlined hardcore porno. Okay, fair enough. His entire. Tell us all this time. And. Lots of good content. The pot calling the kettle black. So Sidney Sweeney's character is an OnlyFans model now. On the show. On the show. Oh, that's a good storyline. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, it's. It's a thing for sure. And it's crazy because she's a huge star now. And it seems like. Huh. She shouldn't be flapping in the wind. She shouldn't be flapping in the wind as much as she's flapping. I think she comes. She's came full circle. And so have I. Okay. I'm going to come. I'm going to come. I think that she did like the rom-com people. And people were like, no, no, no. Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap. Well, yeah. I mean. And she knows. And she's cool enough. Well, I think the rom-com did well. I think she could have. And she did. She did good in the Housemaid movie. She did good. Yeah. Well, her tits were out in that movie too. What? Yeah. But like she did like the boxing movie. I think there's six movies. She did the We Don't Know. Like that boxing movie. Anyway. I think she's smart enough to know like whoop-wap. Man, I wish I had a superpower like that. That's such a superpower. Because I whoop-wapped in Game Over Man. I feel like in Game Over Man you whoop-wapped. And it didn't lead to more circles. No, it didn't lead to more whoop-waps. You didn't circle back? In fact, now most people are like, actually don't whoop-wap. No, in the seminal film, Jexy. Whoop-wap. Right. They had me whoop-wap. But it wasn't a whoop-wap. It was like I took a nude and then later you see the nude. And I was thinking like, my time to shine again. They need me to whoop-wap. And the director was like, we'll take care of it. Don't worry. We don't want you to have to show your whoop-wap. And I was like, well, I've whoop-wapped before. Whoop-wap. I'm doing it now. And they said, it's fine. And then they got, I mean, you guys, obviously, Blake was at the premiere. He remembers. It was burned into his head. Absolutely. Yeah. I actually had the theater pause that moment. Yeah. It was like, hold up. A tinier, worse looking, worse looking whoop-wap than my whoop-wap. Now, when you say worse looking, what made it so much worse looking? Just the size of it? I feel like I have a pretty, it's not a large whoop-wap. We can pull it up. But it's a handsome. Oh. It's handsome. It's a good cut job is what it is. The doctor. The doctor, when I was an infant, did a good job. It's nothing that I did. Describe your dick as a car. You didn't go back in. And then describe the other dick as a different car. I feel like my dick is. Bigger than a bridge. Loose. It's like a, I don't know, it might not be a Porsche, because I consider Porsches one of the nicest looking penises. Yeah, the value of your cock is insane. But I think it's like a. Well, it's not like a. I'm not saying like large-wise. I'm just saying like good-looking-wise. Sure, sure. That's a good line. I think it's less than, I think it's an Audi or a Lexus. It's like a step-down. Oh. Like a Lexus RX. But it's very nice. Okay. Yeah, it's like a nice-looking. Okay. Where you stop and you go, oh, that's kind of a nice. If you walk past it. Pull it back. And it lasts. It's built to last as a Lexus. I feel like my dick is a sidekick. Oh. A Suzuki sidekick. And this dick was a Jetta. This dick was like. This dick was like just. It's just like. I don't think that's that bad. I like a Jetta. That's like a lot of people's first car. It's like reliable. Well, that's right. Yeah. That's right. It's forgettable. It's like just a nothing thing. And I was like. Well, I mean, you remember your first car. It's not forgettable. It's just like. And by the way, you did say. It did come to your mind. I didn't say the year. You said Jetta. So it is memorable. You did. You could have said any car. And you said Jetta, and that's what we're saying. Saying, uh, let's circle back and meaning it? Slice is a soda. You remember. The full flavor. The fizz. The whole thing. I personally love the orange soda flavor because it takes me back to my childhood. So you get real soda flavor, real fizz, and real benefits without making some. Mad adult compromise. Grab a slice when you want something full-flavored, low-sugar, gut-friendly, and way more fun than whatever responsible thing you were about to do. Slice. Here's the thing I like about a Jetta, too, is, like, if you have a really nice car, right? You don't want it getting scratched or dinged. If you got a Jetta, you know, you run it into a pole, you back into something, you're not losing sleep over it. You drive away quickly. Yeah, you can be rough with it. You can be rough with it. Yeah. You know? You can spill in it. There can be beer everywhere. Yeah. Yeah, dude, you can. Honestly. Yeah. Not a big deal. Any kind of fluid can get on it. You can really treat it like a. Yeah, that's true. That's true. But that being said. You can deep-throat it. I don't have the whoop-wap to whoop-wap the way Sidney has the whoop-wap to whoop-wap. She's got a couple Carreras. Good for her. Pull back. But all I'm saying is, take a quick peek at the new Sidney. It's the new season of Euphoria. Okay. Is that all you were saying this whole time? That's all I was trying to say. And you're just saying it's a good show? It's a long walk. Eh, I don't know how good it is. Okay. I don't know how good it is. The, like, really good movie that did super well was brought up for, like, 10 seconds so we can hear about. Yeah. So you've watched it, but you don't know how good it is. Are you. Well, we're watching it to finish it. Because it is crazy. All of these people are the biggest stars in Hollywood now. Yeah, they've done well. They've done well. Sure, sure, sure. Sure, sure, sure. It's usually one person who, like, spins off to. Maybe. Maybe one. Well, that's when it happens. Yes. Your boobs are huge. Usually, it'll be, like, a huge show, and you're like, what happened to all these actors? This was a massive show. They should all have, like, huge careers. Hey, dude. Exactly. Like, hey, dude. Well, one of them's on Monarch. Oh, okay. Hello. Yeah. The other one's on Monarch. And he's doing a lot of ADR. Yeah. He's doing an unbelievable. To be fair, if he didn't have red hair, can you even imagine? Can you even imagine? Yeah. Oh, my God. If he wasn't being discriminated and hated and acted better? I honestly don't see you as a redhead. That's what threw me with the Instagram video. Yeah. Well, Adam, you've never held me to the sun. Dude, I've held you to the sun so many times. You've held me. You've held me so many times. Yeah, I feel. But to the sun? An unbelievable amount of times I've held you to the sun. Yeah, I feel like he's held you to the moon. To the moon, you've held me a few times. Okay. Say it. I feel like neither of us identify as redheads. I think people could say we were, but I do not. I do not identify. If you hold Blake to the sun, he's also a redhead. He's my son. Yeah. Yeah. If you hold us to the sun, I wish more people were holding us to the sun, but it just doesn't happen, really. Right before ADR. Yeah, I didn't see. That's why it threw me, and that's why I think we need to get you a new camera. Yeah. Or just go back to the old one. Because you're really your top three most handsomes. I do want to say, if you think I looked fine before what is now, the new camera, slide in Blake's DMs, let him know that we don't need this shit. Oh. Because I don't want it. It's a fucking nightmare. Ders does not like the new camera. We're on here for 20 minutes before being like, brighter, lower, and this is not a knock on our crew. Fucking thing sucks. These guys work like dogs. It's not a knock on the crew. It's. Big technology. Well, Blake's camera, it looks. He looks great every time. My camera, I'm doing the best I can with what I got. Thank you. Ders's camera, he's a handsome man. Mm-hmm. He's a handsome man. He's a handsome man. Very. Top three on the pod. Top three on the pod, for sure. I'm willing to say top two now. I'm willing to say top two. Who dropped out? Who dropped out? I don't want to say. I don't want to say. Holy shit. I don't want to say. Hold him up to the sun. But does he have a Jetta dick? I don't want to say. Okay. I don't want to say. Okay. You know I got that Torag. You know I got that Jetta dick, baby. Yeah. Oh, boy. I don't even know if it's a Jetta. Maybe a Ford Taurus. Might even be a GTI. Yeah. Okay. I like that. I like a little, a fun little. wrangler. If your dick was a wrangler, that's a good time. But that's not what I said. That's obviously what you have. Something that can just wrangle! I'm not very good at the cat noise. Had me fooled. Give me one, Dersh. Snap one. See? It's pretty good. Is that what you need to get harm? That's what I need. You feel comfortable? What are your best animal noises that you can make? I think that's it. That was good. That's pretty good. It's not that interesting, but my oldest brother had a friend who used to make that noise and kind of taught me how to do it when I was like six or seven. It was a total nightmare running around making the noise. And then I ran into this dude in my late 20s at a bar back home and he was absolutely hammered and I was like, hey, do you remember me? He's like, oh dude, your little brother. I'm like, yeah, yeah. I haven't seen you. You taught me animal noises. No, I do. You're not going to remember this, but you made this noise when I was a kid and you taught it to me and I've used it throughout my life in various ways. And he's like, I did what? Do you love him? And I go, you made this and he just goes, and he's all drunk and just doing it like in my face. And I was like, oh, it's been his thing too. It's his calling card. He actually, he was wearing a shirt that said town. Town drunk. I really like that. Oh, hell yeah, man. This guy rocks. What an absolute legend. He was a go-hard. I mean, is. R.I.P. I think he's alive. R.I.P. R.I.P. Died that night. It was unreal. I was like, you're, this is so, this is 20 right up in it. That kind of shit gets me so hyped. Do you guys have friends that have died of alcoholism yet? No. The friends who died, you know, it's a mixed bag, eating, drinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of both. No, I feel like maybe people who are like hospitalized, but everybody's still alive and kicking it. So we're, we're stoked. No fatalities. Yeah, that's, that's like, I have a buddy there. They're the kind of guys who if you hold them up to the sun. They are. You don't want to hold them to the sun. You see what's up. They're, they're sleeping. They're sleeping through the, through the sun. They got to get out more. That's for sure. I don't think so though. Yeah. Most of, just a lot of people have gone sober. It sucks. Yeah, dude. That's, that's the time. I, I went over to a buddy's, what I think a lot of people are doing, and, and Blake does this, they will then go sober for like a month or something. Like do a sober. Like take a break? Interesting. Take a, yeah. But to me, taking a break is like, that means that you are, you are an alcoholic. I'm drunk now. Because taking a break means it's such a part of your life. Right. Right. Or you're just going so hard that you just have to come back. You have to take a break. To, to know that a, what a break, what a break is. Yeah. Means you're an alcoholic. Yeah. Which, by the way, alcoholism, it, it, it's so fun. It rocks. It's so fun. It's your favorite. It's almost your favorite ism. It's your favorite one. Out of all my isms? Yeah. What are the isms of mine? Alcoholism. Alcoholism. Jism. Jism. Jism. Did you say jism? Yeah. Lesbianism. Lesbianism. I think that's it. Alcoholism. Jism and lesbianism. Those are the top three. Yeah. That top three for me. Those are top three for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then, then alcoholism is my favorite. It's all euphoria to me. I can't even, honestly, what's weird, can't even think of another ism. Journalism. Sexism. Sexism. Oh, just to round it out for Adam. Don't forget. Sexism. I'm still gonna say that. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not sexist. I'm not sexist. Not at all, man. In a sprinkle of racism. Pull back. There's all the isms. Yeah. I think, I think, alcoholism is my, is my, my favorite. Your number one ism? You know, it's hard. It's hard. You gotta, you gotta clean it up as you get a little older. Just things move a lot slower. The bounce back ability. I don't have it. I used to pride myself on being able to do all the shit the next day. We know. Right. And he thinks it's not a problem. Be fully drunk and then the next day, wake up, work out. Shit it out. Handle my stuff. Yeah. I would have shows. You know, do the whole thing. And, and now, now. Like, getting excited about a new vacuum? Ha ha ha ha. Slice is a soda. You remember, back and better for ya. The full flavor, the fizz, the whole thing. But now, it has grown-up benefits. Five grams of sugar or less, plus prebiotics, probiotics, and post-biotics. 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And I was winning fucking Teen Choice Awards. Hell yeah, you were. Slimed as hell. Just getting fucking slimed, carrying around surfboards, getting golden popcorn. And that's not a slam on the Teen Choice Awards. No, not at all. No, no. As I was saying, that's how elite I was functioning. Yeah. And now I'm like. It's crazy. I have been having that same exact thought. I'm like, why am I always fucking exhausted? When am I not going to be tired? I'm just creaking. Because I am also going to bed way earlier lately. Like I'm doing 10, 10.30, waking up at 7, but still it's like. Dude, got in bed yesterday at 8.59. I'm so fucking, I'm like falling asleep. We went camping this weekend, so I was a little fucking twisted. Okay. But like. Dude. That's kind of sick. I'm like creaking. I need the shots in my knees now. You go to bed that early. Aren't you trying to stay up a little bit and watch Euphoria? Well. Oh, right. Yeah. I mean, that real Euphoria hour. I just need the gif if you could just send me the gif. By the way, is anyone else naked or is it just her? Anybody hanging brain? Yeah. Is there any cough or like any other? There's her so much. And Zendaya, she's not naked, but she works. Interesting. You don't even want to say. You don't want to see Zendaya naked in this show. Yes, sir. In this show, you don't want to see it. Okay. Oh, let's see. She's like a drug addict. Oh. It's not, it's not a pretty sight. It's not cute. I saw one of those on the street the other day. It's not cute. What, a drug addict? Naked drug addict. In LA? And I was like, that's not what I want to see. You don't want to see a naked drug addict. Even if they're a good looking person, you don't want to see it. Naked grandma. I was like, what are, who are you, Zendaya? It might have, they might have been filming. Actually, it might have been Zendaya. Could have been, could have been a hot set. But she works at a strip club. So almost 40% of the show, there's just tits and ass. What the hell? They took a page right out of Sopranos. They're like, and let's just have a strip club be involved here. Oh, bada bing. Yeah, but I feel like in the Sopranos, they might like, as they're entering the strip club, they show like one pair of like a 1997 hard set of titties. Your boobs are huge. That's all we have. And then pan down to Tony. This is just like. Their conversation and right in the middle, there's just like a, like a butthole winking and ass cheeks clapping as they're having a conversation like over it. Dude, they've, well, they've cracked the code. Yeah. That's how you keep your viewers. Like they've learned from the Sopranos. And Adam, in 30 years, you're going to be like, oh, it was like a 2026 strip club. And we're talking about whatever the next show is. Yeah, man. It's only going to get better. They're still winking buttholes. Can you believe it? And then I go. The next gen. Adam, that's all they had. Yeah. That's kind of cool. That's just a cool backdrop is just like have buttholes all over the screen. So people don't look at their phone. Just keep them engaged. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or when you look at your phone, it knows. Yeah, it is a deterrent. I will say I'm not looking at my phone a lot because I'm like, are they going to cut back? I want to see just. You can't test when your fingers are doing this, right? Yeah. I'm like, honey, I'm just, I'm wondering like what is going on with Sydney's storyline? Like, is she going to be more successful? Like, she's asleep. She's putting the child to bed. Honey. Honey. You got to see this, man. Huge development in the story. Huge. Huge. Huge. Huge. Double D. It's true. It's truly wild. It's crazy that it's a whole show's crazy. I don't think I even watched the first season. I just remember like maybe the first episode. She's like on the side of the bed getting naked all like sad. And I'm like, those are huge. And her face is like, well, is that the cat noise you learn at the bar? Different. This one I've honed on my own. Well, he learned in his youth. Different friend. He learned in his youth. It was from a different friend. Sad cat. Okay. Sad cat. And I'm like, okay, she nakey, but like sad cat face. You know, those old, like the big, the big sad eye cat eyes. Yep. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, sure. And so now are the. Are the eyes still sad or happy eyes? The sad, I mean, maybe even sadder than before. Maybe even more sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah, the eyes have to be. She's now, she just got married in this episode. I think I'm a few episodes behind, but she. Oh, okay. So I'm binging. She just got married to Jacob Elordi and it's sad. It's kind of a sad situation. I feel like we don't see happy boobs and stuff anymore. Whoa, really? I think so. I'm a dude. And guys, correct me if I'm wrong. I feel like they're either sad cat or they're like casual. Like I'm taking a shit with my shirt off and putting on deodorant. Like. Sure. Girls are people too. Kind of like statement nudity. Right, right, right, right. And look. Yes. We'll take what we can get. Yeah. Secrets out. Sure. And girls are people too. Well said. Sure, sure, sure. Secrets out. We don't care. Yes. But I do kind of miss the like happy go lucky. Like, oh, wait. Like, hey, look at these. Oh, yeah. These are super stoked titties. Like babes. Yeah. Like release the twins. Yeah. Yeah. Real 90s. Like guitar fucking. Titties. You're exactly right. Like titties on a pair of rollerblades. Titties. Yeah. It just seems like it's been a while since we've heard an electric guitar. Fluorescent. Dumping them out. Fluorescent pink bikini. Yeah. Why could that be? It just seems wrong. We want fluorescent pink, fluorescent orange, fluorescent yellow. I just haven't seen sunglasses drop. The boys drop this. They drop the top. Yeah. Maybe add a horn in the background. No, it's just, it's just a guy saying that. Yes. This is the way. And music videos, they weren't nude, but they were naked. I throw on Vivo. All I watch is Vivo. I don't watch anything except for Vivo, which is just music videos. I think I've explained it. Okay. I've never. I need a refresher on it. It's literally hour blocks of like music videos from 1992. And it's just throwback. And this is on television? It's a Hulu channel. It's a Hulu channel. Oh. It's a Hulu channel called Vivo. Oh, wow. It's fucking awesome. Are there VJs or is it just no one introing? It's just nonstop music videos. It is. I'm toasting it. That's it. Albert, go rhythm. Okay. It's algorithm. Okay. Do we give him points for that? I don't like that. I didn't like it, but yeah, give him points for it. He deserves points, but I did not like it. Honestly. He swung, but that was, yeah, that was bleh. Yeah. That was a bleh. It's just music videos, and all you see from the 90s and the 80s are like smiling naked chicks. And I'm like, we were inundated. This was insane. And by the way, it swung too far. The other direction, because I understand when some people are naked, they're not, they're not happy, right? They're not happy about it. And that's fine. And we, and we've seen, we salute you and we've seen that, uh, we just want to bring happy naked people. Uh, I'm willing to flop it out. I'm willing to flop it out and be happy about it. We know, you know what you guys have to watch. Did you guys ever watch that show? I think it was on HBO. It's called like neighbors. It was kind of a reality show about like beefing neighbors. I watched like. An episode. I didn't watch it. Is it on Vivo or no? Yo, it's not on Vivo. Watch the very last episode. Just send me the gif. It takes place like at a nudist colony and it has some really, really cool nudity. Some humdingers. That I think you'll be pumped. It has it all. Like funny nudity, sad nudity. I feel like nudist colony stuff is usually what? Not great. Not great. Yeah. Not a great situation. It's oppressive. Yeah. This isn't like, I'm not sending you there to get. Like, I don't know, get steamed up. I'm going. You got to go there because I feel like all different forms of nudity are represented. And where would you send me to get steamed up? I got some links. Okay. It's all internet, huh? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Blake doesn't go anywhere. Do you guys remember the music? I think it's a Dr. Dre or Snoop Dogg video where they're playing volleyball and he sneaks up behind her and he pulls the bikini off. Yeah. Well, that's, that is an assault. Yeah. Nowadays, that's assault. That's assault. Forever. Let's just say this out loud. That's assault. That is assault. It's science. I have seen that video 20,000 times. Yeah. MTV, what were you doing? Yeah. MTV was absolutely out of pocket. Why were you letting that ride? And weirdly, she's chasing him, smiling. Yeah. Well, it's the birth of gangster rap. You have to. No rules at the time. Do you think that that was like, hey, extra 500 in it, extra G in it for if we do this? Or do you think that organically it just happened? I mean to find organic like if you hold that seen up to the sun what do you see it's got red hair what are the reveals it's got red hair for sure yeah now that you say it it happened and then afterwards they're like here's an extra 500 to not sue us type thing i that's the documentary i want to see yeah yeah right uh what you got just because i feel like now what you got what do you guys think about living in a nudist colony is that something that intrigues you at all like say you turn 65 70 would you want to uh there's not even a small part of me what i like i like to wear pants and clothes where's this going you do you don't get a kick out of being publicly nude at all there's not a part of you that has a desire to be free of it has to be in character no i'm i'm being serious there's not even a huge thick veiny part of me that wants to sue you uh no no no like every time i'm just like heating up ravioli i'm glad i'm wearing right okay you know what i mean like adam hansley and blake well i'm just doing like a regular thing i'm glad i'm wearing clothes have you ever been outdoors and and naked uh you've done it on set and stuff but have you ever just been like have you skinny dipped i've been out publicly yes i've been yeah and you didn't get you didn't feel good or uh i mean yeah yeah i don't know yeah but then i came back and put clothes on i don't i don't want to live a life like that where it's like now you got weird bug bites right yeah well well yes okay i like you got a spider bite somewhere okay i got this and that's where adam draws the line and you're itching you know and then you get sunburns because because dick tick now you're imagine your cock has a sunburn okay wait wait wait wait okay imagine okay as a what sunburn sunburn like a bad sunburn like you fell asleep your dick is peeling oh i can't i don't have to imagine actually no it never has before that might be a good thing like a chemical peel you have a backyard that i don't know if you can see if neighbors could see it are you naked back there like when the kids when the kids are away obviously when the kids are away the dad is at play uh no i'll walk around in undies but i don't i don't think i have the guts nor the nuts to walk around walk around okay so so this is just a question that you posed and you also don't want i'm not saying i don't want to i actually think deep down in my heart of hearts i do kind of want to just be butt naked walking around outside that's not your heart see the issue is is uh i don't want to get chubbed up okay what i i don't yeah okay at that point they don't care that's another so your bug bites and boners are your biggest worries well i mean imagine you're just at the buffet line at the nudist colony okay and you're just eating your turkey bacon i'm not positive there is a buffet line go ahead and you have a chicken sausage in the in the sloppy that's not my chicken sloppy scrambled eggs and you look over and they're there's a sydney sweeney and they're just flopping i'll tell you i'll tell you this you don't have to worry about that she ain't there your boob no i this is a this is in a in a world where this is a normal thing yeah maybe this isn't a a lister a to b to c lister there's no world it doesn't exist this is a hollywood gathering can i tell you how i know it doesn't exist why people created their own islands where they had to make this a thing i just want to party see ya pervert felons had to make their own island right right right that's how you know it doesn't exist otherwise they would have just gone there and eaten the eggs we're fast forwarding to a future where it's become very like normal to be completely naked in society because like clothes have like disappeared like robocop locker room sure yeah like the i think so they're all changing them i think so oh is it a co-ed or yeah yeah yeah i gotta re-watch that one i don't think uh locker rooms do locker rooms exist nowadays oh for sure yeah go on no our our our high school kids getting butt naked i was thinking of gyms like it sounded like i'm like in high schools oh yeah no no no like when i think of a locker room yeah of course in a gym there's a locker room but like in high school because that's what i think of a locker room i think of the high school locker room and the older i think we've covered this but the older kids are just like they're butt naked because they're just like sort of flexing younger the the like freshman last 20 or so children's locker rooms what the hell how are we how are we substantiate the all i know is that at the pool near me nobody uses the fucking showers except for adults yeah okay like kids they just go home we would shower after swim practice as kids but that's like varied age i think adam's asking is like in high school or middle school are children still using locker rooms right yeah like no i'm saying like the shower specifically like are you naked the showers were bone dry when we were in high school i think that was specifically for like the football team and at my school i don't recall people no dude before kids used to shower after gym i don't know why i got karate hands right now because i'm getting a little defensive yeah you're really defensive step back shower after gym but we had if you had like i always tried out for the basketball team every year just to say something never never once made it fuck dude i'm sorry really it was such a bummer for me why basketball you had a great hook shot for a point guard point guard with a hook shot because i like i like basketball i i just knew i wasn't gonna make it just knowing your legs and your height why basketball i knew i wasn't gonna make any team right but you gotta try but i was gonna just give it a give it the old college try i was a decent shot yeah i used to play pickup basketball with you yeah you were actually pretty dope he was pretty good yeah thanks coulda swam bro coulda swam so i would i would try out and i liked basketball the best and uh afterwards we're just in there showering and i'm like obviously the first year or two it was crazy perks of the job well by the time you get to be a senior was that why you kept trying out you knew you weren't gonna get on the team but you got to shower no no no well the first year i'm like next year my dick is gonna grow it's gonna grow and i can tell they see me now and then the next year i'm like give me another year give me another year and then that next year came freshman year they're like hey can we use that thing to pump up the ball and you're like oh boy give me two more years disaster my guy you just wait uh but yeah no i was i was showered in there and it wasn't that big of a deal you just sort of did it and then and then now i think they're not i think these kids are not showering i hope not i agree i think i've seen showers at play like locker rooms or uh like gyms evolve from where it's just like open showers to then like everyone has a stall that's open to then everyone has a stall that has like a curtain oh yeah bro there's a dice roll and and what you do is you just you stick it right in between where the curtain is what the hell you know it's an invitation they can just slap it and say no or they can just give a little that's how you know there's like a couple there's a couple public parks out here where the restrooms like the the the sit-down shitters they got no doors on them there's zero doors that shit is fuck dude my high school had that is that to prevent like it's for like so people don't do drugs yeah so they don't fuck or do drugs or like build homes yeah build houses yeah just live there that is fuck like because if they lock it then they're in there and you're like well some people still it doesn't stop people will still take adam and i know exactly why there's no door i'll take a shit i'll take a shit no door you'll shit no door yes come on bro you're gonna get somebody gonna put a camera on you dude 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Accusatory. And I'm going to go, hey, I'm going to go in there and I'm going to shit without a door. So I can then. I'm going to be dad of the year. Travel home and take my son out of the car. Uh, no, it doesn't, it doesn't, that doesn't bother me. Even a little bit. I don't think I've ever. You know what? I've just, I'm like, I don't think a shit's ever been in charge of me. Oh. There we go. That's right. And so these are two, these are two different alpha stances. Okay. Yeah, I like that. Adam will take a shit anywhere. And, and, and there's no shit's going to tell me when and where I need to take it. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Go off fucking alpha dogs. That's kind of the same thing, but that's also. Is that different? I feel like that's exactly the same. But it's kind of, he's kind of, he, well, he's really tough talking. It's, it's a different, it's a different type of, I'm, I don't know. I just am like, I've never been like, oh my God, I have to shit right now. Right. You've never been like, you have to shit? The word have to has never been like part of it. Oh, I've, oh, I've, I'm, there's, there's been, I mean, there's been a time like this week that I've, I think I've shit. Yeah. At the park. Here we go. Down the street from my house. More than Fuddruckers. That is half a mile away and it does not have a door. Yeah. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. And this is on the beach and it's a half mile away from my house. I've shit there within the last. 45 minutes? No, no, no. So you're sitting on a water fountain. Three months. So it's been a few months, but it hasn't been that long. That I've shit there. And is this like a regular one or is this like a, oh boy, I ate the wrong thing. I got to go. Yeah. Is this just kind of like a light knock at the door or is this a stage five? No, this isn't stage five. I'm just like, I have to shit. I think, I think DEF CON one is the worst. I have to shit. Hun, will you watch our son for the three minutes? It's going to take me to go in there, dump it out and get on my phone, check a few things. And then I can come back and continue. And continue to play with my son and because, because if you have to take a shit, you don't, you're not going down slides and work in the monkey bars the way you should. I think that also speaks to, you know, how proficient you are at shitty. Right. You're like, you're good. It's changed. It's changed. It used to be extremely fast, but because of smartphones, it's changed. Yeah. Like, I do like that. Smartphones has slowed it down. I like that. You can say that to your partner and she will be like. I know my man is going to go in there and he's going to go in and he's going to come out real quick. Still team six. I'll tell you what. And it's weird. And you guys know this about me. My pisses. Very long. They last longer than my shits. If taking smartphones out of the equation. Still. Well, yeah. Cause you're not using a smartphone. Right. Sometimes. Sometimes. What? Using a smartphone? What do you mean? While you're taking a piss. Yeah. When you're taking a piss. When you're sitting in public. In public. Sometimes. Sometimes. Yeah. Sure. I'll check an email. Like if you're at dinner or something and you're not checking. And then you go and you got to take a piss. And then you. Are you sitting down? Are you sitting down for this? Or is that a urinal? No. No. You're standing. Is that a urinal? Yeah. Does anything in your guys tell you this is too much? I can't just. I can't just stand here and pee. Yeah. I got to check the NASDAQ. I. Well. I'm the Dow Jones brother. I got to go. Money doesn't sleep. Money doesn't sleep brother. Money doesn't sleep. Coinbase. I have had an old man. Be like you fucking bitch. I'll look over and be like Jesus that's the first time I've seen that. Yeah. And like kind of shame me. And we are different generations. God damn. We are different generations. That should be said. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like well. I get it. Yeah. But taking that out of the equation. My pisses last all day long. Yeah. And the shits I can just. It's in and out. Boom. Yeah. Bam. Hot damn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fascinating. And if you're still watching us. Yeah. And Blake you are scared. What? What do I do? What do I do man? No. No. No. Well. I mean. You've got a couple. You've got a couple. Full claims about me. Here we go. Let's. Let's go. No. No. No. No. No. We just. We talked about how a shit has never owned Ders apparently. He's never had to take a shit. Sure. Do you want to know your, like, your 23, your DNA? No, that's not what I'm talking about. I don't think that's how, Adam, that's not what we're talking about. Well, I think if you're shitting in a box, you might be a serial killer. The shitting in the box is, it's instead of like a colonoscopy, I think. Oh. Yeah. Oh, okay, then I'll do that. So it's like a stool sample that you send in the mail? Yeah. You don't do it in person? That seems fucking gross, dude. No, because back to the locker room thing, people don't want to do that. Everyone's got fucking stage fright for the planet now. They just want the privacy. They got to do it in their own home. They put it in a box. They make the mailman carry it. The world's a bunch of Blakes, dude. The world's a bunch of Blakes. I don't want to say it, but a little bit. I think I would. The world's letting shit tell them what to do. The fact that we got, it's the fact that there's multiple people throughout our nation that are shitting in boxes and sending. Sending it to some location. Multiple. So your shit box mail is mixing with my card that I sent my mother on her birthday? Like, that's disgusting. Yeah. That is disgusting. Well, maybe visit her instead of just sending her a card. But he's scared. Again, it's the locker room. He's scared of her. He's too scared. Sometimes you have to send your mom a card in the mail. Sure, sure. And the fact that it is nose to nose with your shit. Yeah, but it's not mixing with the shit. It's in like a sealed. It's in a sealed off box. It's not a. Oh, and you don't think, what if there's turbulence? Dude, nothing is sealed. It's not just like a, you're just taking a wet shit in a, in a like soggy cardboard box and they're shipping that. That's not how they're doing it. Adam, you hope so. We don't know how people are doing that. And that's why we need to talk to the sponsor. Thank you. Without a doubt. Without a doubt. You. Without a doubt. Oops. Some like get a little bit outside the bag and then they're like, oh, fuck. And then they talk. And then they touch the box with a little bit of poop on their fingers and they fold it. And then they go like this to like close it with the tape. There's definitely, there's smearing. By the way, by the way, everything you touch all day long, there's poop on it. There's poop on it. If you're, if you are anywhere, there's poop. People do not wash their hands properly and there's poop. There's poop on every door handle. This is going to be the first clip. This is the first clip of this episode. There's poop everywhere. So, so get real. I don't disagree. I think you're right. Yeah. So. So, so why are we so scared to just live a life? It's like, just go. But that seems like a bit of a slippery slope, Adam. If you're like, oh, there's already poop everywhere. So why don't we just start fucking smearing poop all over everything? That's not what I said. I didn't say start. You wash your hands, do the best you can, but don't be afraid to go and live life. Blake, because there's just shit everywhere. Blake. There's shit everywhere, dude. Wow, man. I, you know, and in this beginning as like accusatory and you judging and you, but. Wait, and there's what? And there's jizz. Dude. Wait, what? Here's what I think. So there's poop and jizz on literally everything we encounter now? Probably. On everything, dude. Yeah. Knowing the three of us. Without a doubt. Oh, God. Yeah. I do want to do a test where we like swab each of our phones and like send it to a lab. Oh, dear. And have them, have them read off everything they've found on the phone. Adam, you're. Nah, I'm good. And like how much of it. Your phone was up here. You're right. Now, I think we got to run it again because the only way we could get these results if it was literally in someone's rectum. Asshole. I just need to know how I'm getting a call. Yes. Buzzing. He's buzzing. Buzzballs. I think that would be super funny. That would be good. Buzzballs. There's three different people's jizz here. You know, they sell buzzballs at Dodger Stadium. I saw, I saw a clip of someone. I know. Chugging buzzballs. Are they like baseball raps? Yeah, they are. I bet they probably change it up for all the different squads, I would think. Zero joking. Like, zero jokes. They are smart. I think we need to do a sit down, even like as a guest, to bring on whoever's at the helm of buzzballs as soon as they fired Blake because it has skyrocketed in ways. They did. Blake, Blake, let's be honest here. Yep. You took on buzzballs as a little bit of a bit. Yep. And now it is a. Real, viable. Now it's. Product. A phenom. That everyone knows. Mm-hmm. You know. Everywhere. And kind of enjoys with, that it's not a bit. Mm-hmm. It's a buzzball. Mm-hmm. Seen at Dodger Stadium, the most, one of the most iconic sports entities on the planet. I know. That's right. So what, what the fuck happened? I know. And that's why I have. That's why I'm starting to put my chips into big sips. I think we can do with big sips. What we did with buzz balls, let's get on a base level. But you're not getting, you're not getting paid for that. It doesn't. Not yet. We're DMing. We're currently DMing. We're, we're talking. Yes, we're. Are you, you are talking to big sips. You're sidestepping what I'm genuinely interested in. Durs, what are you, what, what am I sidestepping? That I think it would be absolutely fascinating to, to talk to the person who took buzz balls from a little bit of a punchline from an alt comic like yourself. It was us. We did it, okay? We put it in the streets. To where it is a. A real viable commodity that people know and love now. I think it was a perfect storm. What do you think it was? I remember where they, I think they were just little dusty balls on the counter. That's right. Going to Adam's bachelor party. Uh-huh. I'd always seen them. I embraced them. Maybe that was the seed. Wait, you, you, you saw them, uh, going to my bachelor party and that was like the first time you fell in love with them? I didn't know that this was real. That was the very first time that I, I purchased one of them. I've, I always clocked them throughout my life at like, see the liquor store be like the dusty balls. It's like, those things are fun. We all have. And then it was like, for Adam's bachelor, bachelor party, I'm going to try it. You are so dumb. Adam's bachelor party. And I loved it. And I loved it. Yeah. And then the rest was. But you didn't love it. There's just the way it tasted. I, I think it, I think they're good. You, you always clown on them, but I do think they're pretty good. Huh. Good is an interesting way to put it. I think that like they are, um. Good enough. You know what? Superior drinkability and taste. Big sips. If you see them in your local. Is that what it says on it? Or is that what you think? No. That's what I think. If you go into your local liquor store, look for the big sips. Tell them Blake sent you. Now, are big sips, and you do not work for them yet, or else I think we would probably have to disclose this. Uh, are they everywhere? They're good there. Well, remember I was telling you guys last week that I did have to go to like four different 7-Elevens at 80. To find them, but they are, they're growing. And I guess I got to look up who owns buzz balls. My fucking self, since no one's listening. Um, well, it just changed. That's what happened is it just got bought by like, have you been listening? They got bought by like constellation or like some huge. That's what I'm, that's the whole thing I'm talking about is like who took it over and what was the plan? How are they like, Hey, everyone considers these dusty balls that they've looked at and bought as a joke. And now they're baseball wrapped and they're selling. Like hotcakes at Dodger stadium because it's just, they're, they're trending. It's a little party drink. Like all it takes is, no, that's what, that's what people just say. There's somebody behind it who makes sure that they're trending. There's a marketing. This is what we're going to do. This is the plan. Here's how we're rolling it out. We're going to do this. We're going to push it. We got to get Blake Anderson out of here as soon as possible. It should've been me, should've been me, should've been me. Yeah, that's disappointing. I'm sorry. That wasn't a bitch. I had a lot of really big ideas. Or by the way, here's something that they got to get involved. Buzz ball was one of the names of the battle toads. What is a battle toad? Battle tow was like a Ninja turtles rip off from 91. That was a really cool. And then Nintendo game. No, that was like zit. I'm just seeing right here. Buzz ball redirect here for video game characters. See battle toads. That's fucking sick. Buzz ball. Maybe that was like a bad guy or something because the three, I don't know what battle toads is. You don't remember battle toads. Oh man, not even a. A little bit. It's like the hardest Nintendo game ever made. It's so fucking hard. No, that would be a echo. Remember echo was Sega and echo was the dolphin. It was like echo. You didn't even know what to do. It was like, what the fuck am I supposed to be fighting? Dude. I remember, I remember I traded, I just, uh, some older kid fleeced me. He, I w I had all, cause we would always trade basketball cards and I had my basketball cards and I had a Hakeem. Elijah won rookie card and he goes, um, for that Hakeem Elijah won rookie card. I'll, uh, I'll give you echo the video game. And I'm like a video game for a basketball card. That seems like a great deal. And I took it home and I'm like, this is the worst game I've ever played. You just swim around, right? This kid fucking fleeced me, dude. No, it's a pretty cool game, but it is hard as like a child. Cause it's kind of like open and it doesn't really. Tell you what you're supposed to be doing. Echo's not bad. It has a great sound. Well, how much is the Hakeem? I'll know it. That's a real type of game. I just am not into the like world games. Some people love that. Sure. Sure. I have fallen out of like open world stuff. It just, it takes too long to like travel places. You know, world. I like the one outside my fucking front door. Okay. The one I'm shitting in the one with the titty. So this is so anywhere between 200 and. $1,000. Okay. Or up to $3,000. Okay. For a PSA 10, which I doubt it was, but we're talking 500 bucks probably. Oh, man! Yeah, but how much is Echo the Dolphin original Sega in the case? You guys are looking for. What are you guys looking at, the price of? Oh, wow, yeah. Well, this Hakeem is signed. Man, we got to get some sick-ass basketball. I think I stopped listening. I thought it was a Nintendo game. It was a Sega game? Yeah, it definitely was. Oh, yeah. Sega! Sega! I want to say that it was a, like, not even Sega Genesis. Like, it was the premier game for, like, their next console. It came out with. Yeah, you, like, got it with it. It must have been a different video game because I was too old for this. Hmm, maybe. Watch, I was, like, 16 years old, and I'm like, he was an older kid. Mm-hmm, yeah. Yeah, he was growing. It had to have been a different game, but. Echo? By the way, I'm looking at the chat now because there is some stuff. There's some stuff in here. Right off the bat here, Isaac's, like, talking about his kid changes into gym clothes but no shower. We're like, oh, yeah. That's the way to do it. No shower. Yep, no shower. There's no seats on this toilet Adam is talking about. Yes, Sazerac acquired Buzzball. Yeah. Which, that's big buy. They also. See, this is what I'm talking about, the marketing. It's, like, Buzzball or Fireball. Oh, yeah, so Isaac is talking about the toilet seat that I shit on, and it's just stainless steel. There's no, like, real. Is this the toilet that looks like a Cybertruck? Yeah, it's where he got the design. It's super angular. Elon Musk saw it. I took a picture of this. I'll send it to our production team to throw up on the. You took a photo of this toilet. Hold up. I did the other day. I was like, this looks like a fucking Cybertruck. That's a standard issue park toilet. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. Stainless steel, like, you can do damage to those things. They're like bomb shelters. I think that's what Adam's been doing. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Some damage. He's dropping bounds. So you hover. You do the sitting burn, where your just thighs are on fire? Uh, no. What do you do? You sit on it? Mm-hmm. Burn! Sorry, the toilets I'm talking about don't even have, like, a seat. It's like a. Or maybe I guess I'm thinking of the urinal. But, like, I thought it was just, like, a fucking rim for you to just squat over. No, no, I sit. I sit, so I don't know. I can't remember exactly what this toilet looks like, but I'm sitting down. I don't, I don't hover. You black out. You completely black out when you're in a toilet. No, it's my zen. It's my zen place, so I just. Will you just sketch it from memory real quick? I just melt into, into it. It's, it's you time. That's the real Adam time. Mm-hmm. He gets in those. Uh, Blake, I'm going, I'm, I might be doing this movie way up, way up north. Okay. New Finland, Canada. Canada. Holy. Yeah, that is a, that is an uncharted area of Canada. Isn't it charted? For me. No, for your, for you. No, for me. For me, for me, for me, for me. Yeah, it's charted by Eric, Eric the Red. Oh, yeah, which was the question I lost on Jeopardy, so that name haunts me. I'm sorry. Yeah! I'm sorry. Uh, that could be cool, but that's like a, yeah, that's like an island of Canada, isn't it? Like. Yeah. There can't be heavily populated. No, I think it's gonna be pretty, um, sad. Just, uh. Desolate. And my wife has, was already like, cool, uh, and I might do something after this, which might be in a tropical location. She's like, I'm just gonna go to that one. Skip that. And not go to the one up north. And so, and I'm looking at photos, and I'm like, it's so beautiful up there, but I, the whole time I'm like, I'm gonna be just jerking off so much. It's science. In this beautiful location. Just euphoria of just DVDs. Well, I think I'm gonna watch Euphoria again. I hope the, I hope the internet, but, uh, they have the internet up there, right? Just in case. They have to. I don't know. I don't know. If they have fiber optic, I'm gonna go fucking. Uh, that's pretty far north, right? So wait, that's not, so that doesn't appeal to Chloe. She don't wanna go to like a woodsy, like, kind of like, that's not the vibe. We're trying to sizzle. Well, and also, there's not gonna be like. Nightlife? Humans? Yes. Well, I doubt that there's gonna be like a nice hotel that they're putting us up in. So, she, she's. There's gotta be a dope-ass cabin or something. She's like, I don't know how much that, that appeals to me. I wonder, cause that's kinda getting close to, cause it's like east and. You're almost loop, you get that high north, you're almost looping back around. Right, I feel like you're like, up near like, uh, Greenland or something. The North Pole. Yeah, the North Pole. Yeah, dude, that's sick, dude. I like that shit. Yeah, we'll see, we'll see. I've never been that far north, so I'm pretty excited about it. I really wanna kinda see, I'll send you some wrecks. Yeah, come visit. Where does it take place? Come there. It takes place in Newfoundland. Yeah. Oh, okay. Big dogs. Okay. So we're going, that's not how it normally happens. Normally it's like, it takes place in Hollywood, California, and we're shooting it in Croatia. This is a cool, uh, like, Newfoundland comedy. Yeah, it's like a dark comedy, Fargo-esque. I like that. Yeah, it's cool. How about the name, Newfoundland? Yeah, they kinda. Who was in charge of that? They nailed it. They put a pin in it. I think they put a pin in it, and they say, we'll loop back, and we'll name it, and then they just kinda were like. And they're like. Yeah, he's like, shit. I, to be perfectly honest, I did not know, I did not know that it was in Canada. Yeah, yeah, no. I was like, I was like, maybe this is, is Newfoundland a country? Well, yeah, it's the Finland of it, but it's, it's Foundland, which is. I was like, is it a country that I just, like a small country that I just didn't know about? That I didn't really know about? Is it different than, is it part of Nova Scotia, or different, and it's up, it's north of Nova Scotia, right? You're a stupid dumbass. I think I. Which is Canada. See, no one, zero people, no one knows anything about Newfoundland. It's super far east, and it's north. It is a crazy little, I bet it's. It's by, isn't it also near, like, the Labrador Islands? I'm not joking. I do, yes. Right? Yes. Yeah, that's right. It truly is. That's crazy that you know that. I know all the dog stuff. That's where Labradors are from? That might be the weirdest thing about Durs. His dog knowledge? Besides that he can't tell time, is that he doesn't even really like dogs. In fact, like, is always kind of complaining about dogs, and like, hates dog people. My wife is allergic. I was obviously obsessed with dogs. He had to learn to hate them. Yeah. My wife is allergic, and now I will karate kick them if they come near me. Dude, they're everywhere. They're everywhere now. Even if I get sniffed on or, like, brushed up, I get home and she's like, was there a dog near you today? And I go, all right, I'm going to go throw these clothes in the wash and I'll shower. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry for you. So you do have actually a true love of dogs. It's sad. But you can't. It's truly sad. That's a sad, that's a sad thing. It is. It is a really sad. I'm sorry, Durs. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't know it was that deep, like, that sad. It's sadly ironic. It's sadly ironic. Dude, I'm trying to look for stuff you could be doing out in Newfoundland and, um, yeah, I'm not finding much. I think mostly it's going to be filming this movie. Yeah, yeah. I think that's what I'm going to. Whoa. And, and also, like, I'm going to have to speak with a very Canadian accent. Okay. So, like, very, it's going to have to be pretty dialed in. So maybe it's good. Who's from up there? Isn't, like, Matty Matheson from up there? Am I wrong? Uh, he is, I think he might be more. Nova Scotia? Yeah. Yeah, he seems, he seems like he's from a city, though. But he is, he's on, like, a, he's on, he's on, like, no, he could, but he did, he has, like, a farm where he, like, grows all his, all his ingredients now. Would you look at that? Dude, it, this is really Newfoundland's, uh, flag. They have pink in their flag. That's fucking crazy. It says it's the unofficial flag, but I've, This is important. I've never seen a flag with pink. I know, I know my flags. How many flags have pink in it? Uh, not a lot, Blake, but, That's blowing my mind. The crazy thing about, about the map of Canada is, is when you think of Canada, you only think of, like, the provinces that are directly above I know, I do. America. Yes. I do. Sure. The fact that there's provinces above those. Yeah, yeah. That's when you get really cutty, dude. That's crazy. That's the cool, that's the cool Canada, man. And that's, that's essentially where I'm gonna be. I'm, I'm that far north. I'm hyped for you. That's gonna be fucking sick. And it's all the way on the east coast, too. So, it's, it's gonna be quite, quite an adventure. That's right above, right above Quebec. Yeah. You're gonna have a, you're gonna have an interesting experience. I'm hyped for you, man. I'm excited. I'm excited for it. Quite the adventure. This is what's crazy is that we all know, Adam included, that whenever Adam shoots something somewhere, it becomes his new favorite place. That's true. And I'm just, I am, I am dying to see what comes from this, from him being like, you guys, there's no way. I'm opening, I'm opening a moose hunting lodge. Like, it's gonna be fucking sick. There's no way. You're gonna have to get, like, super into, like, fucking castles. Tell you what, there. I'm gonna learn to love it. Oh, God. And you've been cast? Yeah. You've been cast. I'm gonna work, like I said, I'm gonna work on it. Todd, cut that part out. Cut that part out. No one needs to see that. I'm gonna work on it. Okay. I feel like you have to work on it. Yeah. It's a thing I'm gonna watch Fargo. I'm gonna watch Fargo. That's different. Fargo doesn't take place there. Totally different. Yeah, but it's north, dude. It's very. They have a very – Yeah, but this is like above like the French Canada. Yeah, I know, dude. Okay, I'm going to do my research. I have a couple months. It's not for a few months yet, so. All right. Dude, I'm hyped for you. You know what they're going to do when you're doing ADR? They're going to bring you outside, hold you up to the sun and go, you couldn't do the accent, could you? All right. Isaac saying approximately 75% of – 75% to 90% of Canada's population lives within 100 miles of the U.S. border. That's sick, dude. That's crazy. That's sick. Those are the big homies. So, yeah. Shout out Canada. Newfoundland. I got to get back there. Maybe I'm going to visit you. Yeah, come on up, please. Why would they say approximately 75 to 90? Yeah, that's not a very – that's like a huge approximation. Very weird. But I would even say – Well, also, Isaac wrote this. So, you know, who knows where this came from? I bet it's like 50% lives within 50 miles of the U.S. border. That's pretty approximate. It looks like you're going to do some – you could do some whale watching, Adam. I'm hyped for you. I love whales. You know you can also just do that in Canada. I know, but you're going to be – Oh, sorry. In Mexico, like down in Cabo, you could be on a beach. Yeah, but these are northern whales. With like a drink in your hand. They're different. Northern whales, cold water whales. Oh, come on. Are they different? Are they bigger? What do we got? Bofang. You got a boface out there. Yeah, well, they get big. Okay. They get big. They get big out there. Yeah, all right. I'm excited. Ride a blue whale, Adam. I don't know if blue whales get out there. That'd be fun. I would love that. That's Bad Ideas Season 2. Is this a whale rider sequel? There might be an orca out there, though. I can't say. God damn. Yes. Any take-backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams? Oh, man. Let's see. You know, I want to take back – because, you know, I know you were accusatory towards me, but I want to take back any sort of judgment for – when you point one finger, you have to have three pointing back at you, okay? But, you know, you're right. There probably is a lot of shit and jizz all over everything we touch every day, and sometimes you got to just – This is what you want to circle back to? Yeah. Well, you just got to shed it, you know? And Adam's right. I like that. I like that point of view is you got to kind of just let it go and go on with your life and take a public shit without a door on, you know? Like, and who cares if somebody sees you shitting? Blake, I'll take it a step further. Yep. Like, every breath you take is a farce. If you fart, somebody farted and you're breathing it in. Thank you. That's exactly right. Or a squirrel farted, you're breathing it in. And that's what the sting song is about, I believe. The police song. Every breath you take, that's exactly right. You know how when, like, we've all smelled, like, a dog fart, right? You've had a dog and you've smelled a fart or you've had a friend who had a dog or – Would your wife, if a dog farted near you, would that – Aphrodisiac. It's not allowed. Can't happen. But, like, imagine a rat. Fart? Like, all these mammals. Do non-mammals fart? Do lizards fart, Blake? You've had a lizard. Yeah. I do think they do. I know that, like, when they shit, they shit and piss at the same time. So, I'm sure there's farts in there as well. Yeah. I do that sometimes, too. Are you sure? Yeah. I am. I'm at 75 to 90% absolutely positive. Because I know, like, the methane – everyone always talks about, like, the cows. It's like the methane is ruining the atmosphere. Like, we're breathing. We're breathing in all these farts also. So, I do like your new perspective of just – Thank you. Yeah. It's crazy that the amount of cow farts are burning a hole in the ozone layer. Got me licking my lips. Your lungs. Yeah. But then we just exist also here. Yeah. Our farts are quite as bad, I guess. Speak for yourself. No, I'm saying the cow farts are also here. Yeah. We're breathing that in. Oh, yeah. I'm sure. I've been on a farm before. I didn't, like, die. And why is the ozone layer such a bitch, you know? Oh, good call, dude. That's a good take. Dude. Great title for the episode so we don't have to be sent any titles to pick. Yeah. Just do that. Why is the ozone layer such a bitch? Yeah. And I'd like to take back, Blake, how aggressive I was towards you. I just knew that Blake and – sorry, Durs and I, we spoke up as we normally do during the podcast. And we are talking. We almost can't help it. And we're giving our opinions. About a thing. And we're then talking about it. And you're just sort of sitting there. And you're just sort of stroking your beard. I have this whole soundboard. And you might ask a question about us. But then it's – you're never really talking about you. So then I had to go, well, I actually know why you're not speaking up in this instance. Because you're afraid of your own shadow. And especially if that shadow's shitty. Thank you. Apology accepted. Apology accepted. And it's always so nice. I always love your apologies. I'm sure if that was a take back. It's really, really kind of you. Adam and I will take a stance almost based on nothing. But we do have to do this podcast for around an hour. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm so guarded. I'm sorry I refuse to reveal any details about myself. But I got this soundboard over here that I have to – And you hit it upwards of – It speaks for you. You hit it upwards of six times this podcast. Yeah. Because I had diarrhea. Well, it would have been a lot of diarrhea, okay? I didn't want to get a lot of diarrhea. Well, you could have. You could have hit that. Yeah, I just feel like that's beating a dead horse. Oh, okay. This isn't a take back. It's more of a circle back. Blake, would you describe your penis in a car? Yeah, as a car. As a car. Thank you. I gave three examples. My first one was Suzuki Sidekick. You guys refused to listen to that. Then I called it a Wrangler. You guys didn't like that one. And I mentioned – You mentioned that a Jetta would be a good cock, so – Well, we didn't say would be a good cock. My dick – Blake, if you could just suggest what your penis would be like as a car. I'm not just – My dick as a car is a slug bug. Yes. An old slug bug. What is that? A 1970s – Like a Volkswagen? Volkswagen bug. Slug bug? Like rusted out, bad – When you see it, you get excited. You make a – When you see it, you get excited. You make a little game about it. You punch your friend. Yeah, yeah. Punch your friend. It's a good time. You actually – Yeah, yeah. You actually don't see it that often anymore. You used to be around a lot more in your childhood. I actually see – You know, I live by the beach, and I see them all the time. Yeah. Well – Yeah, and it's always the oldest men driving them. Mm-hmm. And Todd did also mention Honda Ridgeline because, yes, hearkening back to – Oh, yeah. Hearken. Why I don't wear Spider-Man costumes. I love a good hearken. Thank you. 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