Ep 300: The Post Rock Show Recap

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Where do we think the term "college try" came from? Is that, like, being gay? I would like to take back me saying that Lucy Kay jerked off in front of me. It wasn't -- it was near me. Buckle up. Yes! Sure! Stop! Wake up, wake up, wake up! Hello! We're back! Oh my god, this is the first show post the legendary performance at the Troubadour. Oh, we were rockin', baby. I'm still rising high. Rockin', rockin'. Punk rock, getting radical. On stage, dude. I still got a contact high from all the weed ghosts that have partied and rocked that place. Big shout out to Will Forte for swinging through. Our special guest. Wish we didn't get into an epic fight. And we weren't able to -- Yeah, we got in a bit of a tiff. Weren't able to interview him, but, you know, that's how it goes with us. We're not professional. We had a lot of really big questions for him, but we'll hold them for next time he's on the pod. We absolutely will. Next time he's on the pod. Absolutely. Big Will. Shout out to Will. That was a blast. That was a very good time. You liked it. Yeah, I did! It felt like we were in the pit with TII Nation. It felt really good out there. Really good. Yeah, a lot of familiar faces. Some cruisers. Mm-hmm. Some real cruisers. Good to see them on dry land. Yeah, that was cool to see a lot of the cruisers on the mainland. Water trash. Still wobbling, a lot of them. Yeah, a little rocky. Might have been their drunk legs, but -- They kept it up. Yeah, it was cool. It was cool that the Vickers came out. They're maybe some of our biggest fans, the Vickers. Yes. Yes. They stayed with me, actually. Did they? I had the kids move out of their bunk bed. They bunked in there. Oh, that's sweet of you. That's actually -- She makes a crazy omelet. I got to get on a mailing list. I want a Christmas card from them. Yeah. Or whatever they celebrate. Yeah, whatever they celebrate. The Vickers. They have been to, I think, the most amount of shows. And if anyone else -- Okay. If they're like, "No, dude. I've been to the most amount of shows." Hey, well, guess what? Maybe you're sitting too far back. Oh. Because the Vickers -- Yeah, come say hi to us. They're up front. The Vickers are right up front. Yeah. They're letting it be known. At the very, very first ever live show, I chugged a beer with Jessica Vickers. Okay. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. He's a good guy. Yeah. On the goddamn stage. Okay. I love that. And are you guys getting a sense of, like, a little bit, like, their royalty at this point? At this point? Yeah. Oh, yeah. We might have to start sitting them on stage. They're like, "Excuse me. Those are our seats." That's what I was saying to Chloe when she was like, "Oh, how's the show?" And I was like, "It's cool. At this point, we've done -- our fans are like family." They're like family. They are. We're like juggalos. We're hitting juggalos dance. Exactly. We're basically the juggalos at this point. Right. And when I was saying goodbye and they were out at the bar, it wasn't even like a thing. I was like, "All right. See you guys." They looked over their shoulder. They're like, "Oh, what's up, Adam?" Yeah. "All right. Later." Thanksgiving? You're like, "Obviously." I was like, "Do you want a photo or anything?" They're like, "We're actually good. We have so many. We're fine." They take a look at you and go, "Not tonight. Not your best night." Yeah. Not in that outfit. No, no, no. Not in the leathers. Oh, you guys. We like them in the leather. We're fun outfits. Oh, my God. We had so many leathers. It'll be on Netflix, right? Absolutely. Absolutely, it should be on Netflix. Oh, yeah. Little Netflix is a joke fest. That's right, Blake. It will be. And I also made a huge announcement that night, if you guys recall. I don't. Kind of started the show off with a- Slips my mind. Huge announcement. Uh-huh. Yeah. Do you recall? Does it have to do with your Peronis? Huh. No. No? No? I don't remember the announcement. You've been fucking so hard, you got Peronis. Right? No. Peronis disease? No. My Peronis. You remember? I started the show off with a huge announcement. Yeah. You know, you keep saying that, Blake, but we do not remember this huge announcement, so. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well- All I remember is Peronis. Go ahead. Well- Peronis sounds like a sandwich. There's a sandwich that's a Perogi. Perogi. Is that right? Perogi. It's like a- And a Peroni is a beer. Yes. A Perogi, I think, is like a Polish dumpling. Peronis disease is a curved penis disease- Right. Right. With a bump at the end. Don't forget the signature bump. The signature bump. Yeah. So that's crazy. I guess if I was a beer, I would name my beer something else if it's so close to a curved dick disease. Yeah. Well, it's Peroni and it's Peyroni. I know. It's too close though. Fuck it. And Blake- It is too close. And ladies, slide into Blake's DMs if you've ever dealt with some Peyronis and give us the pluses and the minuses. No. I'm thinking if you think you may have- How's that bump hip? If you think you may have Peyroni, send me a pic. I will diagnose you. My DMs are the official Peyroni- Blake's DMs are opened up. I actually love this. It's got to be hard, right? Like it only curves. Oh, yeah. It has to be hard. It can't be- Sorry. I'm not saying the pics, like that's the prereq for sending the pic. I'm saying for the Peyronis to be visible, it has to be raging. You know what? I'm the pro here. I'm the pro here. Well, that's what I'm saying. So for the pic, it has to be rock hard, as hard as it can get. And guys, don't- And then Blake also has to be as hard as he can get just so he can diagnose. That's the only way. That's the only way. Oh, I will be. And here's the deal. And ladies, if your man has it, I want you guys to be taking a picture, holding it to your head like a telephone. Gotcha, bitch. Hello. Hey, here's the deal. Here's the deal, guys. Don't be sending me in just like, "Yeah, your dick has a slight tilt to it." No, no, no. We don't want that. Blake doesn't want that. I want the full curve. And it has to have that signature bump. Yeah. The signature bump. It has to have that signature bump. And we're not just talking about this out of nowhere. We just did a commercial for it. There's cures out there. Yeah. And by the way, this is something that they ask us like, "Hey, do you want to do a commercial for this disease?" And we're like, "We don't want to do commercials for some disease." And then they told us what this disease was. And we're like- We're the guys. We're the guys. We're the guys to spread. Is it a disease? It is a disease, right? Yeah, because if anyone. Well, it's called Peyronie's disease. So- I thought the D stands for- I feel like our fan base, we probably have the most Peyronie's disease per capita. Per capita. Adam. Adam. Zero doubt. Zero doubt. Zero doubt. We're curved, baby. We got that power. Yeah. We are curved. We grade on a curve. We grade on a curve. We grade on a curve. We're great on a curve. As you know, I made a huge announcement. It wasn't that I am a- Well, hang on, Blake. We're not done with Peyronie's disease, okay? Because Todd, who was on drums, when suddenly Will Forte picked up a guitar and cured our friendship- Oh my God. That brought us back together. Because we were on the outs. We were at each other's throats. People were really scared. That was actually really scary. I was scared. It almost never happens unless we do it in a show. Almost never happens unless we've done it on Conan. We've done it a few other times live, but- Kumbaya. It happens. We made a YouTube video. works as like a cool way to end a show yeah almost but you don't have to check it out it's on netflix oh yeah hit the button hit the button i am netflix is a joke fest what a blast that one so todd just wrote our drummer todd wow which great drummer just wrote in the in the chat peroni's disease is estimated to affect approximately one in ten to one in eleven men in the united states so that's a lot that's in the u.s we'll do it live that's just in the u.s so imagine what's happening like in peru or some other country there's some very curvy nations there could be some curvy um italy so studies suggesting the prevalence rates as high as 13 percent wow wow yeah so it's real well only 0.5 of men have a formal diagnosis we'll straighten you out so i mean you gotta get diagnosed maybe you can maybe you could take a pill or something or there's some kind of injection that you can get it's just the ad we just the ad we just read mentioned that you don't have to get surgery for it well that's what i'm that's what i said a pill would be non-surgical invasive yeah i mean and you know again my dms are open i can diagnose you just make sure it's hard and this is gonna be great it has to be rock hard all right it's gonna be good so but then i've heard that that women love a curved penis i've heard that sure i've heard that adam when they tell you this they're being nice because it hits it hits the good the good spot my penis is not curved we've all seen my penis you've never seen it hard you want to see it well you keep talking about it no no no no no no no no no no no whoa now now we're fully donkey no no not today we're done okay okay that's fine that's fine my dms are open so you can send it whenever you're ready when one person serves the whole thing supports the mission at american military university they honor that commitment with reduced tuition for military families if someone in your family served in the military you may qualify for this reduced tuition because service opens doors and your next opportunity could start today american military university is your path forward dedicated to serving those who have served contact them today and learn more at amu.apus.edu okay so what was this big announcement blake that you won't shut up about that no one a lot of you may recall there was a big announcement at the beginning of the show yeah yeah okay now i know where he's coming from you remember it wasn't it wasn't even like as we sat down it's before we sat down adam it's a huge announcement was before we sat down so yeah think about it what were we doing before we sat down what we came out we rocked well what's part of our rock we were you know yelling at we were throwing we were throwing we were throwing we were throwing we were throwing oh okay it's this is tectonic this is a shift hey yeah hey blake i'm sorry i was poo-pooing this big announcement this is actually a big announcement a massive announcement it is for blake this is a big deal this is a big big deal for those who were in attendance you know that i am taking my talents of alcoholism of alcoholism and pre-made cocktails to none other than big sips baby i'm a big sips boy i'm a big sips boy thank you so much that's not yeah right yourself i told you dude i'm still gonna hit this i just i'm drunk i'm drunk now button hit the applause i don't have an applause button yes you do i've never had an applause button i thought you did i thought you had like a give me a hell yeah i think that's at the tip well anyways so uh i gotta so uh everybody sip on sip on is that what it says on it no that's my does it say that we got to come up with it because like buzz balls you buzz off now you buzzed off okay i'm doing sip on so essentially these are a buzz balls competitor i want to say knock off okay okay interesting yeah but look at this they're called big sips with a z which by the way a lot of people would see the z and be like this is stupid i see the z and i go this is a fun time party crew right yeah now is that a women-owned company i i haven't looked into it yet and they haven't reached out to me okay and buzz balls was it was was apparently i don't know how i feel about women co-opting balls that kind of is our thing okay and next they're gonna next they're gonna co-op peroni's disease and what we have nothing do you love him where do we go from there yeah thank you sucks where do we go from we only have sex yeah but look at look at the flavor of this one it's diamond actually that does look poisonous but like in a good way in a way that i i like better than buzz and can you hold it closer so it's even more less in focus yes even blurrier and more out of focus perfect big sips and so diamond flavor are you gonna slam it right yeah everybody sip are you gonna take a big sip sip on big sips nation we'll workshop that todd is saying sip sip hooray which i love sip sip hooray not bad sip hooray sip hooray hey todd guess what you just earned yourself yes points some points todd is that todd's first points i think todd is a fucking time traveler yeah here we go sip sip hooray sip sip hooray everyone wow what is this the revolutionary war sip sip hooray well you're a little fancy when you're drinking it's true big sips with the z yeah you're a little classic wow big sips diamond does it drink faster it looks faster whoa whoa that one actually that's a burner and there's nothing we're we're recording this at 11 a.m on a thursday so somebody alert dennis book of world record i think i just made it earliest big sips just say dennis's dennis book of world records it's a different guy somebody call up dennis i think that's a record dennis i just had an 11 a.m big sips diamond flavor that's got to be a record in the dennis book a record well big sips are sold in liquor stores next to buzz balls correct they're right they're right there they're yeah they're right there they're right so that leads me to believe that there's been some very sad 6 a.m on the way to work big sips right bro if you if you start your day big sipping that's my people that seems like one of those true alcoholics where they're like they're out on their they're filling up gas and then they look in and they're they're like maybe they get like a breakfast taquito and then they look over and they look down and there's a uh and a lukewarm like diamond flavored right still on the palate still wrapped in the palate and they poke a hole drink that they poke it they've got to poke the hole they got to rip the plastic to get it to force it out the dragon wings aren't even done rotating yet they're still thawing out they're like they ask if you sell them individually or if you have to buy the palate and they're like we uh we obviously sell them individually and they're like so i have to buy the palate and they're like uh you could you know i mean you can you could so i have to that's got to be a dentist that's in the dentist that shit's important this is in the dentist book i will say because i had to drive to like four different liquor stores this morning to find them oh because yeah they're not buzz balls is everywhere but big sips is a little more new to the game they might be in cahoots with big gas making people drive around looking for them hey well we're trying to elevate we're trying to elevate the name of big sips and get them yes get them trending i like their blake i i i love you taking a i'm guessing medium-sized business not even a small business but a medium-sized business uh and just elevating it that's kind of cool thank you but why are you you're not getting paid for this once again correct um isaac no isaac you think isaac's listening isaac throw in the chat if uh how much blake is making only if you're listening no shut up bitch isaac go ahead no i he's not making anything he's not making anything not yet not yet we're we're we're placing the foundation i like making anything is different than being paid i think he's making something he's making memories thank you uh i made it he's making me want to move on to something else he's making diarrhea well i will say because it is he's making ibs he's making diarrhea for sure i mean it is cool with as you mentioned the z it does have a little bit more of a hip-hop flavor so i wonder if this is like i wonder if this is like paul wall's drink or something oh okay there's no way to know we couldn't google this or like look at this one so todd just threw in the chat big sips with the z are generally marketed as the more budget-friendly option okay so if you're looking for a cheaper alternative for similar effects oh okay this is cool that this is the cheaper version than the absolute trash can beverage of buzz balls hey come on buzz balls hey i still have love for buzz ball i don't think they're saying cheaper than buzz balls i saying i think they're saying cheaper than like your high end or higher end mixed pre-mixed yeah well i think some of those pre-mixed they've got too fancy like zip zip hooray like the fashions that are pre-mixed i'm like i don't want a classy like nice drink or by the way next to like at the grocery store they're like right there next to like the turtles and like the nice chocolates i'm like what fucking alcoholic is a man i'll take a fucking i'll take a roadie like an old-fashioned roadie you never know man who could be doing that yeah you never know who could be looking yeah who who could be reaching past who out of the three of us their child in the car saying move stop it you're the reason i need don't touch that here actually yeah okay you can put a few of those in the car put those in the car yeah you grab it that's why i make them look like daddy one of those chocolate drinks you grab your candy and then grab daddy his candy too fuck it who could be doing that i will i will say going to 7-eleven at like 7 a.m 8 a.m like searching for big sips yeah what were the looks you were getting at the i mean that's not a that's not a brand but by the way no looks no looks no no that's not a brand that's not a brand that's not that's right that's right i feel like at liquor stores and at 7-elevens i feel like they're that's diamond dozen you walk in at that time they're already reaching for it to give to you right yeah they're like if you go for a bottle they see like coming they're like shit they're like you're looking for a buzz ball and he's like no and like no no you i say you didn't hear the big announcement from the troubadour netflix is a joke fest we're big sips that shook that shook tii nation to the the vickers were crying the people who get their uh their like morning coffee at 7-eleven those are some real fucking go-hards dude i saw some real go-hards in there like you mean most people yeah a lot of people what do you mean like no well okay maybe it was an elitist thing like you think like starbucks is where you go but that yeah that's an expensive cup of joe but the real working man is getting his yeah coffee at 7-eleven see see i i drink a lot of coffee and i will get a 7-eleven coffee i do not mind it they actually have pretty good it's like really tweaked and for a while i don't think we have the deal any longer but punk bunny coffee the coffee company that i'm invested in was the uh official coffee of 7-elevens right is there a realm where they collab with big sips punk bunny big sips espresso martini adam just signed off honestly honestly no dog honestly no i mean i mean ho i'll never you know you never say no you never yeah okay until now okay until weirdly now yeah you never say never feel like you just did okay fair enough like when you go in 7-eleven are you wearing like carhartt are you are you pretending like you're like a construction dude oh yeah i've got like the reflective hoodie like you have a real job to go to and not just a podcast three hours from you guys on the site so what did you do you said at 11 so what did you do for well i i had to drop my daughter off at school and then after that i went i went searching for oh okay okay i do love the idea of you going to drop off you open the car door and a bunch of big sips just roll out by accident oops and everyone's like oops sorry the guy from workaholics um good luck on not good luck on the science fair project not to be trusted and i also think he was going to a construction site right after drop off yeah he weirdly had on like cat construction boots and fucking flannel yeah but that's but he but he is a poser so and that's popular right now okay that's right you know you can't you know you can't even skateboard you can't even skateboard i was giving it a i was giving it a good college try but it it when one person serves the whole family supports the mission at american military university they honor that commitment with reduced tuition for military families if someone in your family served in the military you may qualify for this reduced 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now for unlimited wireless at a price that'll never go up only at boost mobile after 30 gigabytes customers may experience slower speeds customers will pay 25 a month as long as they remain active on the boost unlimited plan it's starting to fuck up the heel of my foot man you where do we think the term college try came from is that like being gay oh i feel like i'm on a roast here no no remember how it was it was always there was a joke there was a whiteboard joke a joke that's been overused where someone would say something well one time in college like they would be like doing something gay or gay adjacent and then the person would have like a sliver of something in college it was one time in college we talked about that okay okay hold up yeah yeah yeah so what is the college try like we're in college you can do anything new i think in college like you you really try to damn near everything you're trying hard in college you're trying hard it's a time to experiment you think it's it's trying hard or trying new things it's trying i think it's a new thing no i think it's no i think it's hard no it's the college try okay adam we might be talking about the same thing no no no no no you're that new thing might be real hard and it might have a bump on the end you're trying trying difficult things and you're and you're giving it your best that's the college i think give it a college try is something you've never done and you're giving it a college try meaning it's a first and it's uh unknown i think it's both i think it's both i think it's you're trying something new and you're trying it to the best of your ability oh interesting feel free to uh give us the definition of college try yeah todd what do you just play drums now you can't fly come on and in the meantime uh big uh big sips or buzz balls are general generally featured vodka tequila rum in their cocktail lines okay well that's kind of cool okay whereas big sips are known primarily using wine-based malt-like foundation liquor i'm living in a nightmare that's where the z comes from so somehow worse worse than buzz ball but no buzz balls was wine based too that's bullshit you blazed me on this bro oh you just blazed me that's bullshit all right blaze you i'm sorry i think todd made this up because he loves you but give it an old college try means to make a maximum sincere effort when yeah to achieve something often yeah yeah when success is unlikely it implies a spirited all-out attempt historically originating from the early 1900s baseball to describe a heroic but often futile effort yes points those are for adam well done adam you're the smartest friend i know you guys you are the smartest friend i am smarter than you guys can i just say something weird what's it's weird that they're like give it the old college try comes from baseball as opposed to from college yeah that once it went to 1900s baseball yeah because everything else is from baseball or it's like he knocked it out of the park like that's true this was the one time i feel like yeah referenced by babe ruth like anything yeah babe ruth he was kind of trendsetting back then though my boy babe ruth babe ruth is fucking give it the old college try so then you're really trying to suck okay got it yeah yeah got it you got it yeah yeah maximum effort maximum i couldn't walk the next day fucking old college try the old college i gave it the old college try hold up uh you know even though it was a futile effort i gave it the old college try um um what were we even talking about and by the way this is my fault i'm sorry i derailed this one I know we all derail, but this is. You know, I think we were talking about coming off the Troubadour. I know, but where'd the college try come from? Well, you know what this is? You know what this is? This is. Dementia. Episode 300. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We oof! Nucky, grab him! You should have, like. I know that you planned for this, Blake. I know you did, because it's 300. And this is a big deal. And I know that you have, like, this is Sparta or something on the soundboard. Ready to go. I know you do. I know you watch the movie 300. Ready to fucking go. Okay, do you guys really want to get down to the nuts and bolts of it? The nolts and. Please. Todd did email me some, but our 300th episode was supposed to be the show at the Troubadour, but we didn't. It's just a lot of logistics. Oh, so you've had all these hot buttons for a week now. No, I didn't load them. The only new. Oh. Yeah, Todd is saying he emailed you a bunch of 300 ones. Yeah. He did. He did. But I thought we had already recorded the 300 at the Troubadour. So the only board drop that I have that's new is. I have that one. That's about it. What? That's the gave my cousin head drop from that one Kanye track. I finally got it. Oh, yeah. Give my cousin head. That one is the. That one's pretty good. That's for 300. That's his 300 celebration. Well, why is that 300? Why? I don't. I'm not quite putting that together. Like, even Kanye said. He says 300 in a song. But did he. Does he say 300? Yeah, he goes 300 Trojans or whatever when he's. Yeah, Todd sent me all those. But I think in the email, I. Here come the Trojans, 300. Give my cousin head. That's interesting. Interesting. I like the way you're. It's so cool to see the way. I don't need a bunch of Kanye drops on the board. I don't need. I'm not going to put a bunch of. Just turn this into a Kanye West board. Come on now. Well, okay. You didn't have to. He said he sent you a bunch of them. Not necessarily from Kanye. And then you didn't even get one that he mentions 300. The number 300. You just. I had to go get big sips at 8 a.m. in the morning. That's fair enough. That's fair enough. Hey, Adam, take it easy. Fair enough. My bad. I'm over here bending over backwards. Like what? I'm bending over backwards. Like what? I'm giving it the college try. My whole body's got Peronis trying to do everything. Come on. Come on. I was talking to my son the other day. We watched the trailer for 300 because he's big into, like, military history. And we were watching trailers from movies, war movies. And then 300 popped up. Who's his favorite soldier? I don't know. You think I'm listening? Oh, this is going to be the day after Memorial Day this episode comes out. Oh, so even more apropos. 300. Don't ask me to spell that word. Okay. So we watched the trailer for 300 because I'm like, oh, this is kind of like adjacent. And I guess it's based on a real story. Or a real. Real old story. Yeah. Real old Spartans. The chest kick. He goes, did he just push him down a well? I go, no. He kicked him in the chest. When he's like, this is Sparta. And I was like, you know, oldest son of mine, I think that's the most famous and maybe the first chest kick in movie history. It can't be the first chest kick. Because the 80s were all roundhouses. They were high kicks and roundhouses. I don't remember a straightforward leg up chest kick before that. The 80s were roundhouse kicks. And then when you grab the person and you roll on the ground backwards and kick them off. Right? Yeah. There was a lot of that. There was a lot of you throwing yourself on the ground and then kicking them off. Which I was always kind of like, what if you like landed on a rock when you did that? Yeah, that would be fucked. That would be an ouchie. The roundhouse kick. The roundhouse sweep kick was a really good one where you like go down and knock the legs out. I think you may be correct because then after that 300 chest kick, it started to be used in a bunch of shit. It became like the masculine one. And then the high kick became kind of the college try. Kind of. Yeah, it really did. It started to be like. Okay, well, Todd is sort of blowing you up again, dude. Let's go. Dude, Todd. Keaton in 1989 delivers a chest kick to a henchman in the Ace Chemical Factory scene. Oh, shit. That is true. Todd, guess what? More points. Yes, points. Where is he pulling this stuff out from? That's right. Fucking Batman. Hey, Todd, will you go away? And also in the movie Roxanne in 87 and then also Enter the Dragon and that was 73. Oh, yeah. That's the iconic one where he's got the footprint on the chest. Yeah. Wait, wait. Wait, Roxanne. What is Roxanne? Roxanne. Is that like the Steve Martin movie? I think so. Yeah. There's a chest kick in Roxanne? The fuck? Well, apparently a notable comedic physical use of a kick to the chest in a fight scene. Wow. That's kind of crazy. Is that the one where he has the really long nose and it's like, am I tripping? Remember that movie where Steve Martin has like a really long nose? That's Roxanne. Yeah, because it's a play. Yeah. It's a play on like some old play or some shit. Cyrano. Not Cyrano. Debergia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. York or Axe. There's a rock. Yeah. You've got to bail on the word when you don't know it. Cyrano. Cyrano. Debergia. Debergia. There's so many words that I've never said out loud until we're on a podcast. Like the word untell? And out loud. Aloud. What? Cyrano. Nothing. Okie dokie. Cyrano Debergiack, I believe it is a play on that. Anyways, I remember. We are so dumb. I remember Steve Martin's long ass nose and that shit. That shit did not happen. I remembered seeing the nose and being like, I'm not watching this movie. Yeah, I remember being out. I think I was too young. And I was too old. Admittedly, I was too young to. Bullshit. Even though he was so silly, I didn't really fuck with Steve Martin that much until I got older. And then I went back. I can watch some of his stuff. And I'm like, oh, he was wildly funny. But as a kid. Yeah, I think it was like his silver hair. It kind of was off-putting. I thought it was like a grandpa. It was crazy. It threw you. You're like, oh, this is grandpa. Like young, young grandpa man. Even though he was like younger than we were, than we currently are. He's very, he's very young. Has anyone let their hair go like that in modern times? Like you just wouldn't. You just wouldn't. No, it's like Leslie Nielsen had the, had the look. Yeah, but like how like George. Costanza. Nice thumbs up. How like George Costanza, like let the hair go. People are shaving their heads and dying their hair now, right? Uh, people are definitely dying the shit out of their hair. Like the dude from, uh, Mad Men had kind of white hair, but he was kind of old by that time, but he wasn't that old. Oh yeah. That guy was dope. What is that guy's name? John Slather, Slathery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That dude's sick. That dude is sick. He is fucking cool. Uh, uh. Clooney. Clooney, you know, has let Nick, let it go. Yeah, but like Clooney. He's a hot boy. He's salt and pepper and he was a little older. Fucking Mark, Steve Martin. And by the way, what are we, what are we saying are Steve Martin's best movies here? Like the, is the jerk his best or is this jerk's just like the funniest, silliest one? I mean, I think his best is Three Amigos. That one is off the fricking hook, dude. I think he kills it. It's an ensemble. I like Parenthood. I feel like, uh. Father of the Bride. Bowfinger. I feel like I've only seen maybe three Steve Martin movies. Hello! Uh, I've seen The Jerk. That's good. I've seen, uh, Three Amigos. I'll admit it. I've never seen. Really? Dude. Never seen it. I'm not a huge Three Amigos guy. The concept of the movie is off the fucking hook, dude. It's a great. It's really dope. Like, that's a movie. It's three actors who play. Sorry, dude. That also, that movie was, that, that movie came out like two years after I was born. So, the, you know. Yeah, it was like a, it was just on Comedy Central. It's almost all chess kicks, actually, now that I look at it. There's so many chess kicks in that movie. Cyrano de Bergerac. Which, by the way, we were all saying, but not with enough confidence. That's true. Yeah. We blanked it. Roxanne is a modern, clever adaptation of Cyrano de Bergerac. And you just gotta let it flow when you say it. Don't be afraid. Yeah, no, no. You really. None of this. You're nailing it. What we were doing, just quietly, Cyrano de Bergerac. Which I think is the, the made famous because, Todd, hold me accountable here. It's like the one where someone's being told something to say. Yes. And then they say it. Yes. That's right. Steve Martin has this huge nose. And was it the first use of that? Yeah, that, yes. I think so. Yeah, it's like. Todd's about to hit me with fucking. In Cyrano de Bergerac, the Shakespeare play. Yes. Yes. But Todd's gonna hit me with fucking Leviticus or some shit. No, no. I think Shakespeare invented the whole concept. Basically, the concept is, is like, you're putting words in your homie's ear because you're kind of like too ugly to say them. So you send them in. Right? Because his nose is so big, he don't want, he can't talk to the girl. So he has like a hot dude do it for him. I think that's what it's about. I feel like big noses are taken over. Oh, his, his best movie is Bowfinger by a long shot. Oh, hell yeah. By a long shot. Eddie. I said Bowfinger. But. But is he the funniest in both? finger he's very funny but eddie steals the show eddie's eddie's the star and and also planes trains and automobiles planes trains oh yeah that is the one that is the one for me that's watching i told you dude watching planes trains and automobiles the other day there's no way they would let a main character be so fucking rude mean in a movie anymore so mean when he does the scene at the airport when he's like swearing at this lady's fucking like in her face yeah yeah he's just a dick he's just teeing off on people are like i don't know it's a little too much these days but that's what made the movie good is that you saw this guy total asshole we identify with in the beginning kind of go off the rails you do because you're an asshole yeah but we've all i like how adam's like yeah yeah yeah like he's never been so much worse to a person working at an airport than me oh my god uh i never have you i've only speared airlines and they don't count dude they're gone they went under because because they were so bad at their jobs they gone adam adam waits to go on twitter uh but you identify with somebody being so far gone that they're like and they've they've gone too far and maybe they don't know it in the moment but we as an audience know they've gone too far and we see it and that allows the fucking transfer of who we're rooting for in the movie you start off being like oh my god this guy's so fucking annoying about john candy and then you're like right oh no he's just like a good guy who's doing his best this guy's kind of a dick and he's got it all and doesn't know he yeah right he's not like because i was like oh who are other like asshole leads like i was i'm start thinking about like i feel like chevy chase was usually kind of a a prick but he was so goofy he it was a good balance but yes he was a dick in real life apparently world world class true ben stiller and meet the parents he's not like a asshole right he but he kind of is he's like no but in uh happy gilmore well yeah but he certainly is but he's not the lead of that one i'm like saying like who's like the the asshole leads where you're like oh my god this dude is just a total dick but oh like i mean i'm groundhog day uh ders when he's in stuff yeah yeah groundhog day he's a total asshole hey hey in monarch i'm the nice guy what are we talking about here i've seen you with that rope around your neck come on i got the rope around my neck i'm the nice guy what are we talking about here i've seen you with my shoulders not my neck actually season two it gets rough it gets dark um oh no it's not a spoiler it's not real oh um but no groundhog day bill murray is quintessential asshole but that's the whole movie the whole movie is about him learning the lesson not to be an asshole yeah well same with every other movie yeah uh no that's great and groundhog day rocks scrooged scrooged bill murray actually was an asshole more than chevy he's really good at being an asshole i think that was he's able to be an asshole and you still kind of like him still love him yeah you're like i get it kingpin come on oh legendary asshole not the protagonist but the best asshole in the history of kingpin's an all-time favorite movie of mine and i haven't even seen it in probably 10 years i gotta get my kingpin on i was just not to get too hollywooded with it but i was just kicking with woody the other night dude it was fucking cool i saw you dude here we go i saw you dude it was fucking cool and i was like dude all i ever like think about he say what's up and he loves workaholics he didn't but i i think he was kind of partying he goes can you grab me a sandwich from over there also hello you're a voice on the freak brothers yeah no did you mention that yeah of course dude he was so sick he was like it was a really good time but it was a really good time but it was a really good time and i was like oh my god i'm so but it was like kind of like where is this can you set the scene and what did he say when you said hey i'm the executive producer of the freak brothers i'm also on it did he say anything i didn't drop it that way i was just more like yo freak brothers you do a voice on that he's like yeah and he's like yeah he goes i do well he just thinks you're a fan dude he totally do yeah where was this it was at the sunset tower is it towers or tower tower tower yeah sunset tower and it's one tower is this a i thought there was a hidden one it was for this like uh glenn morang morang morang the the whiskey yeah it's it was for um what's his name's whiskey harrison big sips bro yes atiba does the the commercials for he did like the campaign with harrison ford for the whiskey oh cool are we talking about the whiskey or the scotch this i think you just said glenn morang it which is like a isn't that like a show on hbo no no that was garth garth dark places hilarious yeah but no it was just like this intimate like sort of dinner like kickback and it was it was just wild because it was like harrison ford and then woody harrelson and then weirdly did you bring your own big sips yeah i brought sips i passed sips out yeah they're like no no how fun was that it was cool dude it was how was uh harrison ford oh bro honestly at that point having those two guys woody and harrison in the same i'm like who's cooler it's like almost impossible to decide of those two guys who is the cooler dude it's harris it's harrison dude harrison's so rad dude he's so cool it's a slim margin that is so crazy that woody was such a huge fan of workaholics so much so that he asked me to come to his house in hawaii yeah you guys and i partied with him all night and then i spent the night at his house with his friends and i was like oh my god i'm so his family and then ate breakfast in the morning with him you vickers them and then years later he came and visited uh the righteous gemstone set and all those guys partied with him that weekend but i was out of town like that one weekend damn and uh i was like oh yeah did he mention me like being on the show because we're we're friends we've hung out before and they were like no he never mentioned you once dude that's the thing look no shade like that you can mention things but like i think he lives at a really high clip like he does super elite stuff but also and it's always happening yeah so me spending the night at his house very big deal me spending the night at his house for him it's dime a dozen not at all him spending a night at your house weird accident doesn't know what's happening that would have been crazy he's in trouble from the law he's hiding yeah yeah also he's the real deal dude like at that night he was he started he lit a freaking it wasn't even a joint he's like oh my god he's like oh my god he's like oh my god he's like oh you know we're gonna be smoking weed it was a freaking a freaking thor's hammer like blunt he brought out dude it was crazy yeah so it got he does it got very stony very quick and it was like i gotta run into harrison because he went to college with my dad oh dude did they know each other it's a very small school i don't think they knew each other i think my dad was kind of like the evil fraternity from animal house oh yeah and i think harrison was like a hippie at at weirdly a school for evil animal house fraternity guys uh yeah i think he like left i don't know if he finished there um but i would love to drop that he he left and kept screaming your your dad's name as he left i think so yeah yeah yeah um but it was a school of only like i don't know fucking like 2 000 kids or under 2 000 it's like a tiny college yeah he might he might know your dad yeah could be that's crazy so yeah it's wild have to throw that one out there oh that's just that's a sick that's a sick hang blake and thanks for bringing up on the podcast a lot of times you'll do cool shit and then it'll be after the podcast is over and you're like dude i ate lasagna with the edge from youtube last night and we're like why didn't you mention that that would have been a cool thing to talk about i kissed pharrell right it was it is pretty surreal and it was weird like because we were just coming off of that netflix is a joke brunch which also had like a lot of people that were like oh my god i don't know like crazy that was wild like i don't like icons these are like people that i'm like that was a neck snapper you turn around it was it was wild because they invited everyone that was part of the festival so you look around and there's a lot of like our peers people that we know and see and hang out with the anderson tino's you know the bobby lee's you know lamorne field on like people that we know whitney cummings uh nikki glazer but then you turn around and see cheryl underwood cheryl underwood you see eddie murphy you see david letterman chris rock you see chris rock jerry seinfeld uh yeah so it was uh it was cool dude i don't know what's in the air lately caroline ray yeah dude she's the shit i love caroline ray i saw her and i was like she's a baddie oh yeah that brunch was wild there was a too many elite people there it was insane it was like impossible to even if you got in a conversation with somebody you're kind of like i feel guilty if i talk to you beyond three minutes because i know there's someone else you need to you want to talk to yeah yeah yeah yeah did uh did anyone ever just like hard pivot away from you is anyone like just turn around all right oh i thought you were i thought you were serving john and vinnie's right yeah all right someone just puts a napkin on your plate that you're eating off of and they go oh no that's no i don't i don't work here oh uh you and then they go oh i'm sorry i'll hook you up let's go meet the guy yeah Oh, do you need a job? 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Scary! Yeah, yeah. And covers his eyes, and I'm like, Goodbye. Don't say ghost. Don't say ghost in front of this man. Dude. Is this guy, like, Iggy Popbody kind of thing? Uh. Yeah, it was, yes, that's exactly right. Just, like, very lean. Crypt keeper. Uh, but you know it just gets barrel-rolled. Sure. Scoot, scoot, scoot. I feel, I know. Yeah, I feel like it was probably, like, some, like, cool skate icon just, like, going down the street. And, Blake, how many years are we from you being ghost? Hey, we'll see. Yeah, Blake's gonna be ghost for sure. Because Blake has that lean body that once he, and he is already low in testosterone, so the muscle, the muscle for him, it's gonna, when it goes, it goes quick, right? So I feel like, dude, I bet by mid-50s, You think I'm gonna be, like, scrawny? Once your hair goes gray, you're gonna lose your muscle and you're gonna, you're gonna look like a ghost. No, no, man. Anderson's, we hang on to our muscle, man. Late into life. Late into life. Can you let me hang on to your muscle? Uh, anytime, brother. Let me hang on, let me hang on to your muscle. No, you don't. Yes, hon, dude. What are you talking about? Yes, hon. Bro, if you put on muscle, we keep it on. Sorry, hang on a second. Blake's dad is a fit guy. He's not skinny. He's not, like, gangly. No, but you and your dad have different body types. Same old. Yeah, but it's still the same, same dad. Tell me about my father's body. The amount that Adam can really probably go deep into this is fun for me. Yeah. I'm, hold up. I always, any man I meet, I quickly scan his body type. Do my cousin head. I'm like, mesomorph, endomorph. Yep. Right. Do my cousin head. No, like, but, I get, well, my dad's not that old, but, like, you're saying there's a point, yeah, men get older, anybody gets older, you just start to turn into, like, skin and bone. I've got some. Yeah, my, my dad is, is, is starting to look a little skin and bony. He's also been dealing with stuff. he's been through some shit. Yeah, that's totally. Yeah, he's been dealing with stuff. Yeah, but I feel you specifically because you were skin and bones, then you put on muscle in your 20s and 30s, you added muscle to your frame. Completely changed your body type. But once you get in your, I mean, let's say 60s, 70s. Bro, I got body, I big, big sins. And the alcoholism, alcoholism has, Soccer won. That's right. The alcoholism has taken its toll by this point. Then the skin and bones comes up. Bro, what are you, okay, okay. I'm just saying, dude. Blake was ready to be like, what, alcohol, okay, yeah. Out of the three of us, you're the most likely to look like ghost. I think you're just saying that because of the long white hair. I think I'm gonna be. Well, that, that will help. And you're also, you're a, you're a skinny person, naturally. Durs and I, we're gonna look like melted candles. We'll be those like, fatter older guys. When you see the albino gorilla with like the tits that just hang. The female. Yeah, which is like a, the belly that like your tits sit on the belly. That's what we're gonna be. And you won't be that. You'll be painfully skinny. And that's okay. I don't know. I don't know. I will say, for some reason, after the Troubadour, you remember I like, did like kind of a, a silly, silly like stage dive. My fucking back hurt so bad for two days after that. Like I was feeling. Well, you broke your back. Yeah. It's not even yours anymore. No, usually I'm, I'm chill. Like I don't have any sort of like. It's a Yamaha. You know, residual pain. But like. Sure. For two days after that, I was like fucked up, dude. Like I had to. Vickers didn't get you? She didn't hold you up? Come on, Vickers. Next time, hold your boy up, dude. Vickers. Vickers, fam. You gotta warm your back up before you do a stage dive that, damn near 40. That was a pretty bold, dude, that was a bold stage dive. Well, yeah, it was an afterthought. Because the Troubadour, that was our most intimate show to date. For sure. There was a hundred, maybe a little more than that. Yeah. That's all that fit. It's not like we didn't sell tickets. It was a hundred cap and it sold out within minutes. Adam, it's okay. It's okay, Adam. No, it did. It sold out within. That would have sucked if we couldn't even get. Couldn't sell out the Troubadour. Some people did the bowl, but like. Pod might not be as good. But we wanted. We actually were. I said to Isaac, I'm like, we should have done a bigger venue. Why didn't we do a bigger venue? But we were offered like a 2,000 seat theater downtown. Right. But it was the same night as like Chappelle doing the bowl or something. Right. And I was like, dude, we're not going to try to sell 2,000 tickets while Chappelle's down the street. I think that's also a thing about that whole festival is like so much stuff is going on, but L.A. is so spread out that it's kind of hard to be everywhere at once. It's not like a South by Southwest where you're just walking down one street and every bar is something. That's why I think they need to kind of maybe like pick Sunset or Melrose and then just make that like the hub for it and shut the street off or something. Have you guys been paying attention to this fest in like previous years? Not really. I kind of didn't understand it as like a festival. Right. Like this year's the first year I was like, oh, like going to that party and being like, oh, everyone's here for this comedy festival. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Everybody's doing something. I kind of just previously was like, yeah, there's some billboards around. Netflix is a joke, but I didn't. I don't know. Yeah. No, I think that I think they really are picking up steam. It is. And they're they're planting the right seeds. Like it's fucking cool. Like so many comedians are in town. They're making it an event. I mean, it's always been an event. I guess I just didn't, you know, realize it was an event. Yes. That made it very apparent that brunch because you were like, holy shit, there is like one hundred and thirty six legit comics at this. Yeah. And like 40 non-legit comics. Yeah. Yeah. There are a few snoozers. And Isaac. I mean, there was like Louis C.K. was there. He asked if he could jerk off in front of me. Okay. He took me aside. He's like, I can't ask anyone else. It seems like you would. It seems like it would be cool if I could just jerk off in front of you. I was like, okay, - Yeah, that was interesting. And I said, give it the old college try. And then, weirdly, right after that, he put a napkin on Blake's plate. I don't stay up that much with what's going on in the CK universe, but I was a little bit, like, at the thing. I'm like, oh, holy shit, bro is in the building. He's really out here. Okay. He's out here. We're at that point. Yeah, and he jerked off in front of me. I just said it. Yeah, and he's doing a live jerk-off session. That's fucking cool, dude. It's one of his sets. It's cool he chose you. It's definitely cool. He just saw it in my eyes that I'd be fine with it, and I was. And so that's why it's not an issue. Everybody's coming. That's why I'm here. So he's learned. I said, give it the old college try, and he did, and it was all good. When you guys go to a place like that where you are amongst the funniest and many, do you guys like the dance of, like, okay, I'm walking up to this person. Are we going to be funny with each other, or are we just going to catch up and talk? Does it have to be bits, or can it just be, like, how are you? I find, for the most part, it's not a bit off. Really? Right. That's what I found at that festival. It was mostly, like, just catching up with people. It wasn't a very funny event. I was, like, not really laughing at that brunch. Oh, you didn't like Ted's speech? I thought it was pretty funny, but go ahead. Well, Ted said nice words, but, yeah, it wasn't, like, a very hilarious event. That's what I was kind of like. Well, that's what. People don't understand about most, especially stand-up comedians, they're not inherently happy people. Yeah, they're all fucking miserable. They're all, like, fucking. Well, their lives, especially the comics that are of more our generation, our class or whatever, they're on the road all the time. Yeah. Like, this is, it was kind of a cool event because you did see, like, I know Theo and Nikki and Whitney Cummings and a lot of these people and Santina, you know, and Bobby Lee from when I started doing stand-up. And I know them from, like, seeing each other in the comedy clubs. Now we never, ever see each other. So it was just, like, a way to, like, it was kind of cool to be like, oh, shit, we're all in the same room again. I love that shit. That's why I miss L.A. as far as, like, a community. Yeah. Well, everyone's gone everywhere. Even people who make movies are like, oh, dude, I was halfway around the world shooting a sitcom. Yes, totally. Or I'm doing a game show in Ireland. Yeah. You're like, oh, okay. It makes sense. Welcome back. Welcome back. Checks out. Sorry, Blake, what were you going to say? Yeah. Anything important? No, I don't even remember at this point. No, not at all. Okay. You know, it's funny you say that, though, Adam, is that I would say the actors and people with, like, an improv background are the people who come in with more of, like, the, ooh, and then the stand-ups less so. Yeah. Yeah, because I think the stand-ups know, like, this is what I do for a job. Like, I craft material. And the improvisers. The improvisers are idiots? What are you saying? Yeah. Well, that's more just like, well, a conversation is just improv, okay? Like, that's really all it is. That's why the John Gabrises of the world are just the best. I feel for the most part stand-ups, especially stand-ups of that ilk, are just more confident than an actor who is trying to get cast on a show. Right. Yeah. But I guess where I'm coming from is, like, people who have an improv background, they like playing with each other. Stand-ups don't like it. They got their own thing. Yeah, that's true. Even though I know people sit around after stand-up shows and shoot the shit and have a good time. But, yeah, as I think about it. It's mostly just dunking on each other. That's why, like, comics don't get offended at, like, the roast jokes. Yeah. Because they're like, yeah, that's just backstage. We just. We're just racist. Yeah. And maybe I take back. Yeah, we're just racist. Backstage. We're really backstage. Yeah. We're just really racist. Yeah, way back. We're just really racist people. And homophobic. Really homophobic. Yeah, we don't like anybody who's different. Yeah. You guys watched the roast, I assume. I did not. I did not yet. I did, yes. I started it. I'm still watching it. It's 25 days long. It's too long, man. Shut up, bitch. It's just too long. And I think they. It is. It was very funny. There's a lot of funny jokes. They got to break it up with, like, pre-taped sketches, though. They can. I do think a cutaway of sorts would be good. Dude, you're just looking at this stage, and you're seeing, like, the dead air hang in not a, like, cool way. And did they. It was live, right? So, at least on the Comedy Central roast, they could cut jokes that didn't, that weren't working. They could streamline it a little more. Or, like, you're, they, you know, you cut to the crowd and suck some of that dead air out. So, this is live. So, things just, like, sort of hang there. It's live. I think that they've got to have, like. A delay? A certain amount of delay. Like, a two-minute delay. I don't know, dude. Like, in case of what? Because they're saying fucking the worst shit imaginable. Is it just if there's, like, a shooting in the fucking stadium or some shit? Yes, Blake. Like, what are you delaying for? Yes. Yeah, that's exactly right. It's, this whole, the whole delay is because on the news, like, 30 years ago, some guy blew his head off. That is true. Or jumped out of a bridge or whatever. I do recall that one, yeah. Todd's like, actually, they, Lucio Ball, fucking shut the fuck up and drum, bitch. Okay. Oh, my God. Whoa. I'm so, sorry, Todd. I'm pissed now. Wow, Todd. Just because you got him twice, now you're feeling the claw. Take backs, apologies, any epic slams? Yeah, I take back saying shut up and drum. Todd, you stepped up and drummed. We appreciated it. It was fucking massive. He did. We, we asked Todd to, uh, drum, like, 10 minutes before we started the show. And he's like, yeah, I could do it. And he sounded freaking sick. Well, here's, can I dunk on Isaac real quick? That morning, I was like. I woke up. And I was like, what are the lyrics to Best Friends? I went and looked at the YouTube video. That's a dunk on Isaac? Allegedly. Which we recorded 11, or, sorry, 19 years ago, which is so long. And, and I was, I was like, oh, a drum kicks in. And that's kind of when I know when to start singing. Oh. And it also fills the whole song out. And I go, well, we're at the Troubadour. That's a rock venue. We have to have drums. Mm-hmm. I call Isaac. I go, it was at 10 a.m. Day of, day of, day of. Day of. And I go, but we're not, the show's not until 8. Kind of a fire drill on your behalf. Right, right, right. And that's 10 hours away. And I go. A little bit of a pinch. Isaac, we need a drum set. And he goes, oof, I don't know if we're going to be able to do that. It's the first thing he says. And I go, huh, why not? And he goes, well, it's the Troubadour, so I don't know if they're going to want a drum set. And I go, it's the Troubadour. That's what they do. And he goes. And he goes, yeah, but there's so much paperwork that you have to fill out. I'm not, this is almost verbatim. And he says, there's so much paperwork. And I go, Isaac, just get a drum set. And he goes, okay, I'll try. And then obviously 15 minutes later, he's like, yeah, dude, it wasn't a big deal at all. Yeah, it was. And then he says, I sometimes forget that this is Hollywood. And if you want a drum set, you could just have a drum set. And I'm like, uh-huh. Yeah. He's been in Orange County too long. Too long. So we got the drum set. And Todd, we were like, who's going to be our drummer? Are we going to have to find a drummer? And Todd stepped up and he was like, I fucking got this one. And then just so casually played really good drums. Yeah. It's so cool. That's the coolest. After seeing that happen and Todd just really man up on the skins like that, I'm like, it would be cool to do. Man up on the skins. Man up on your skin. Go ahead. Okay. Okay. Here you go. I'll give Adam points for that. Yes, points. I've said funnier stuff. I said funnier stuff earlier in the podcast, but yeah. Well, that's delayed. It's different. It's different. That's a tape delay. Man up on your Peroni skin. I would love for us to do like a music forward live show where we kind of like really set aside some time. We do Menergy. Yeah, we do. The portal opens up and the wizards come out. Maybe the Dojo Bros show up. Dojo Bros. I'm starting to imagine, Adam, the day of the performance going online to look at the words for all these songs and going, we need a drummer. We need a xylophone. We need a fucking pom-poms. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. Dude, Menergy. I actually. We need an owl for the wizards to help us. I looked at the Best Friends and then Menergy was right there. So I'd like listen to the Menergy song. Great track. It's a great song, but we could not memorize those words. Even on the day. No, we would have to rehearse. We would have to rehearse. We would actually have to rehearse. We would not be able to do day of. We would have to go. Like two days before any, any takebacks, any epic slams, any sick giveaways. I mean, I think I took back my take back of my take back. Yeah, that was, I would like to take back me saying that Lucy K jerked off in front of me. It wasn't, it was near me. Shut the fuck up. It wasn't exactly in front of me. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, Todd was be twixt me. Um, and I would like to just, uh, say to all my big sippers out there, you know, life, life is a 16%. Alcohol, beverage, wine, cocktail, sip it till you die, sip, sip, hooray, sip, sip, hurrah, sip, sip, hurrah. And that's another episode of happy three hundred. This is important. Three hundred boys. Can you even believe it's winning? 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