Ep 299: Rockin’ At The Troubadour: Netflix Is A Joke Fest

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Yeah, it's weird when dads get horny. Bessie, get your full ass in here! Hey, uh, I'm here for the rock show. Anyone have the drugs? ♪ ♪ Let's go! ♪ ♪ T.I.R. Nation, how are we feeling tonight? ♪ ♪ I can't hear you! ♪ ♪ Hollywood, California, how are you feeling tonight? ♪ ♪ We're at the world-famous Troubadour. Who's ready to rock? ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no, I really fucking mean it. Who the fuck is ready to rock? ♪ ♪ Netflix is a joke fest. Who's ready to rock? ♪ ♪ Okay, I'm going to bring out your three rockers. You might know from such Netflix originals as. Is It Cakes? Is It 2? ♪ ♪ Episode One? ♪ ♪ Game Over Man? ♪ ♪ The Outlaws? ♪ ♪ Inventing Anna? ♪ ♪ When We First Met? What else, what else? ♪ ♪ Game Over Man, again! ♪ ♪ Blake was in Running Point very recently. ♪ ♪ And of course you can see them on This Is Important! ♪ ♪ Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Blake, Adam, and Dan! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Hey, everybody, let's sip off! ♪ ♪ If you drink 'em, if you got 'em, drink 'em! ♪ ♪ Ah, that is disgusting, truly disgusting. ♪ ♪ How do these rockers do it? My God. ♪ ♪ Whoo, feeling good! What's up, everybody? ♪ ♪ Thank you, T.I.I. Thanks for coming! Thanks for being here! Rubador 69! The world famous Troubadour! 69, dudes! Either you have diarrhea or you don't. Lean in, lean in. Everyone, everyone lean in. Get in here, folks, get in here. ♪ ♪ Wake up! Hello! Wow, how's that big sips tasting? It's different. Now. See, we went with. Blake was a big fan of Buzz Balls. Uh-huh. Until they disrespected him with a contract he was not deserving of. ♪ ♪ And? And they threatened legal action if I continued talking about it. Yes. Oops. My bad, Buzz Balls, but I speak of the truth. And we're glad to announce. Do you have about. Are you having a. What's your affiliation with them? Is this your new sponsorship? So I'm taking my talents to Big Sips. Okay. I'm going to Big Sips. And so let's. Big Sips! Big Sips! All right. Might as well. Influencer. When in doubt, we chant. And so. And tell them about the contract. Yeah, where. Because it was a big contract dispute, so I know you're getting paid for this. They backed the truck up, right, buddy? No. Hey, wait a minute. Okay, this is a trial run. We're testing it out. They paid you for a trial run? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I sent Isaac to the liquor store. He bought Big Sips, and I said, "Let's do a big. Let's do a big rebrand and see if we can catch us a doggy." So you're in no way affiliated with Big Sips? No affiliation, no. Oh, okay. All right. Every sip you took was money out of my pocket. Yeah, wow. All right. Yeah. Big Sips. Put this money where your mouth is. And what do we think of the near $800 worth of fake leathers we're currently wearing? Huh? Worth doing it? Worth doing it? Delicious. I should have put a Big Sips in my. Well, I guess I still could. In your what? In your first shirt. You're not getting. Yeah. It's just weird how there's so much room for it. That's weird that you still can't see. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You still can't see any amount of. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. bubble or dent or any kind of. Shut the fuck up. It was like you inserted it somewhere, but that's fine. Yeah. It'd be fine if you didn't. I put it in my pocket. Okay. We went. Blake, yesterday, he sent us a photo of, like, a rack of pleather pants. And he was like, "Should we for the Troubadour show?" I was like, "Was this meant for us? Was this supposed to go to somebody else?" Yeah, that's just his other friend group. No, that was meant for you guys. That was meant for you guys. Okay. And both of us and I were like, "Absolutely." And we sent him our sizes. Yeah. 28/30. And I'm a twink. And. What? You just figured out what twink was? Yeah. Do you not. We have a twink contest at the bar next door. And even last night. Fuck yeah, dude. Okay. All right. Get your Hollywood on. And did you win? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, man. It's cool that our shows are just starting to turn into pro wrestling. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. And just, like, a little bit of a Q&A. Just like, "And actually, no, I know what twinks are." Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Dude, last night, we fucking learned. Yeah. So we went. So he sent us this photo of these pleather pants. leather pants and we sent them our sizes and I was like, with Dersen. I'm like, there's a zero possibility that Blake actually buys us these pants. And then what happened? What happened, Blake? I had already left the store. What happened? Also, I just spent a lot of money on big sips. Yeah, that's true. So the card was maxed. You guys got to give me a bigger allowance on the company card. Chase, Maxis, you out at $40 worth of big sips? Yeah, I got a phone call. If Blake spends more than $38, Chase Bank is like, something's off. Something's wrong. They call us and they're like, we think your son's shopping again? No. This is the way. What's buying? And then I was like, well, Blake, are you going to go? I had a ton of shit to do today. It's unreal. Netflix is a joke. And I was like, are you going to handle this? And he was like, dude, I can't. There's nowhere to find these clothes. Case closed. And I looked into. Whoa, hold on. That's some points. Hold on. Yes, points! There we go. Points on the bar. That wasn't worth points, but I liked it. And then, you know what? AI does come in handy. You don't like what I do? There's the Troubadour. Oh! Yes! How was it worth it? We stopped. We stopped here. This guy stops here. Holy moly. But AI does come in handy because I asked AI, I'm like, where's the. And this is like basically the quote. I go, where's the closest rock and roll style pants near me? And AI goes, 1.7 miles in a place called Rocktown on Hollywood. Okay. On Hollywood Boulevard. Okay. Oh, man! Dude. And then Isaac, in his penguin polo, and I went into Rocktown and got us this fucking sick garb. So thank you, Rocktown. Thank you, Isaac. Isaac, this sips for you. Which is pretty good. You know what? You bring up the penguin polos. They're getting shorter and shorter. Like, remember when you guys started talking about happy trails in middle school? Oh, man. Which is like the pubes under the belly button? Yeah, dude. That was such a. He just lets his happy trail ride. What hap- Isaac's? And it's like, white. Mmm. Yeah, Isaac's a very white man. I could tell, like, the people that were working at Rocktown look like they work at Rocktown, you know? Sure. Sure. It was fucking some rock and rollers. Sure. There was, like, a Flavor Saver, which I haven't seen in a while, which I was like, mad respect. I was like, oh, this guy's rocking a Flavor Saver. I wonder what flavor. And, uh. And I hadn't seen that in a while, and you could tell they were, like, a little off kilter when Isaac walked in, and there were, like, oh, shit. Undercover cop. Undercover cop. Right. No, I think if you walk into a place like Rocktown. Hide in plain sight. Yeah. If you walk in. If you look like Isaac and you walk into a place like Rocktown, they're like, oh, shit, we're gonna have to, like, he's gonna ask, like, what's in the back. Right. Like, he's a dog. Oh, yeah. He's, like, there to get very freaky. Yeah, he's like, actually, I like to, uh. I'm actually. Hang myself from hooks. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By any chance, could I put the sign down and make this cocktail? Oh. Yo. Because I'm trying to get butt-fucked in the back. Yeah. Wait, you really think? Sorry, Dad. My dad said it. Right. He is. He is. He is. Big shout-out to Tim. Yes. Like, getting excited about a new vacuum? Saying, uh, let's circle back and meaning it? Slice is a soda. You remember. The full flavor. The fizz. The whole thing. But now, it has grown-up benefits. Five grams of sugar or less. Plus prebiotics, probiotics, and post-biotics. I personally love the orange soda flavor because it takes me back to my childhood. Grab a slice when you want something full-flavored, low-sugar, gut-friendly, and way more fun than whatever responsible thing you were about to do. Slice. This is the most intimate, uh, intimate, hello, cocktail. This is the most intimate show we've done. Usually it's like you're kind of speaking out into the void, and now I'm just making eye contact with every one of you. We're gonna know all of your names by the end. It's cool. The people at the bar are definitely watching a basketball game, right? Yeah. That's cool. They're like, when is this over? What the fuck? And I got up. I was just here to watch the Spurs. I love the idea of in three hours, Blake's gonna be behind you in the car going, it's right up here on the left. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah. No, it is crazy. We have the same birthday. Good night. That's wild. Take care. Well, I was thinking, since it is kind of our hometown and like. Yeah, yeah, we're. Yeah, it is. Yeah, we're LA guys. We're Hollywood, for sure. Hold on. Hit it. I was like, and we're at the Troubadour. I'm like, this would have been the perfect show to do a bunch of cocaine at. Yeah. Okay. Except for we don't really do that. I know, but this is the time. This would have been. We would have done. Isaac, bring it out! Yeah, bring out the tray. It would have been the same. We would have said the same amount of words, but it would have been over in 15 minutes. Right. We're like, Cocktown, exactly. It's like Cocktown. It's Rocktown, but it's Rocktown. And when Isaac comes in, he's so white, and people are like. That was another episode of The Back. This is important! And that was another episode of. This is important! Now that I think about it, I'm like, why is being able to go home a good reason to do cocaine, though? Then, like, it's. Because it's like. What? Hey, tucking the kids in? Hey! Hey! Yeah, you're right. Yeah, now that you think about it. Have you ever tucked your kids in at 6am? Daddy, I'm waking up. No! Back to sleep! Back to sleep! It's really tight. It's really tight. Good night, honey! Why are you saran wrapping our child? Wait, why are you chewing on her bath toy? It just feels good. It just feels good. It just feels good. But that'd be cool. I guess my whole thought was, like, I wouldn't be able to just get, like, lost. I'd actually know where I was for once. Because I'm, like, a very get-lost person. Around your house? Right. Yo, this kitchen just, like, don't quit. Bro. Bro. Damn, I've never been in this bathroom before. Damn. This kitchen don't quit. But how sick would it be? Blake's in the bathroom that has, like, a mirror in the front and a mirror in the back, and it's just like, it goes on forever. Holy shit. What? What happened? You're trying to beat yourself? There's so many. There's so many rooms. I've had that happen so many times where you're at a restaurant and it's like a. It's a mirror here. So many times. Dude, and you're kind of like, what's he ordering? Dude, Blake does get lost often. Oh, yeah. It's a miracle I'm alive. I, like, just this past weekend, I was just wandering around San Francisco and I didn't make it to BART before it closed. So, like, there was no train home. That's a truly terrifying experience. Yeah, so I'm like, what do I do? Do I just make friends and sleep in somebody's tent? No. Don't do that. No, don't do that. But everybody was really nice. I just had to, like, sell my hat. Right. For sure. That's how I bought the big six. Yeah. That's how. Your bank allowed you to buy the big six? Dude, it's funny how the world works. Yeah. Yeah, man. That's actually crazy. It's pretty cool. I feel like, I will say, out of the three of us, who do you think, these outfits, who do you think it looks the most natural on? Okay. I like that. I like that. Okay. Okay. Okay, we can't scream. Hey, hey. Shut up, bitch. Guys, we can't just scream. Okay. Okay, Terrence, Kenneth, Rebecca, Susan, Dominic, Eric, Jeffrey, Tambor. Okay, so we gotta go. Okay. Tanner? Oh, you're doing one of these? Yeah, we're gonna do one of these. Alright, so if you think Blake looks the most. Stand up. Wait, hold on. You need the whole ensemble. Hey, Blake, he has to do the hand thing, Blake. I gotta do the thing. I gotta. Thank you. -It's giving Scott Weiland a little bit. -This is exciting. I love the hand thing. -Stand up. Do the thing. -Are you gonna do the hand thing? -I'm doing the hand thing. I'm gonna do the hand thing. -Stand up. Let it all leak out. -Fucking disaster. -Wow. I didn't see that. -Wow. -Wow. I didn't see that. I didn't see that happening. -Give me a hell yeah! -All right. Now, I'll do it. And if you could do the hand thing for me. -You're gonna let me do the -- I get to do the hand thing. Okay, ready? -I don't believe in pain and I don't believe a ball. -Okay. -Perfect. -Thank you. -I think the winner -- -Bio. -I think I took it. I don't know. No, I think I took it. -Yeah. -No, you think Ders looks the most natural in there? -You think that looks real? Is it real? -Thanks, guys. -Is it cake? Is it cake? -Rock and roll forever, right? -Is it real? -I love dudes who would be like, "This doesn't mean fucking rock and roll. This doesn't mean I love you." -It's like, "I don't know if anyone cares." -What kind of aggressive 8th graders are you hanging out with that take hard stances on the rock and roll hand? -The backpacks slung super low. -Oh, yeah, all the way to the end of the strap. -If you had the backpack up high -- I mean, I guess there were eras, right? There was a low backpack era, and if you had it really low, nobody was fucking with you. -Oh, like, you had to walk and be -- your heels had to hit it. -Yes. -It had to be, like -- -The backpack and the belt long. -Oh, yeah. -Then, one day, one dude -- we all remember who it was. -Mike McCoy. -Wait, like this. - -Yup. Yup. -And his name was Tyler the Creator. -Exactly. -Yeah. -Hold up. -I feel like -- -That was it. -I don't know. I think, to me, you guys really loved yours in this outfit. -Uh-huh. -But to me -- -It's Adam. It's okay. -No. -No, no, no, no, no. -Let him try to dig himself out of it. -I think Blake looks the most like he might have worn this at some point in his life. -I'm, like, kind of like -- -'Cause you took some swings with your fashions. -Sure, sure. -Yeah, you took fashionable swings. -Like what, for those watching at home on Netflix? -Oh, damn. -Well, Blake had a bandana that he tied in. -It was a bandana that he tied around multiple body parts at different -- at different points in the night. -No. -I always -- it was always on the neck. -It'd be a head. It'd be around the neck. -No, this is cute. I might start doing this. -Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah, that's cool. -It's, like, kind of farmer, but kind of maybe -- -That's not farmer. What's happening right there is not farmer. -You've never seen a farmer who dresses like this. -Yeah. -Obviously, you don't like cantaloupes. -Get those goddamn cows inside! -Hey! -Bessie, get your bull ass in here! -Bessie's a dude. -Yeah. -But identifies as a cow. -Got it, got it. -All right. -Get your ass in here. -I was wondering what was happening over there. -I was going with the flow. -Yeah, yeah. ♪♪ -Hey, if you've been adulting too hard today, this is your sign to take a break with Slice. -Slice is a full-flavored soda you loved back in "Better 4 U." With real fizz, 5 grams of sugar or less, plus prebiotics, probiotics, and postbiotics. -It's low-sugar, gut-friendly, and actually tastes like soda because it is a better soda. So the next time adulthood gets a little too serious, grab a Slice. Real fizz, real flavor, real benefits. -When one person serves, the whole family supports the mission. 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You guys are thinking of it as, like, a rock-and-roll thing, but he just looks like a regular German peasant. -Wait, wait. -Not a peasant. -I think the whole concept was -- The whole concept was who looks the most rock-and-roll, not who looks the most, like, German Dungeon P. -Well, that wasn't -- If you would have listened to my concept, that wasn't the concept. -Oh, now you're dropping concepts. -The concept was who looks the most natural as if this is their look. -Oh. Do you guys want to -- -Hey, you know what? My take-back -- That's my early take-back. -Dude, thank you for doing that. -My big -- -It's a bagel. -Thank you for doing that. -And, honestly, I can't even really hear it from when they were cheering for me, so it's just hard to -- I feel like I look -- I don't think I can ever look rocking at all. The only dude I was -- I was saying to Isaac I look like the Queens of the Stone Age guy. -Okay. Okay. -Who's, like, ten times more jacked. Well, this is -- -But never really looked rockery. They're always very slight. -Yeah, but you're -- The mustache is doing something. -Yeah. -It's doing a lot of -- It's doing a lot of the lifting, I feel. -But a true rock mustache does not -- It doesn't stop that quick. It has to come down a little bit. -But this is what's cool is that, like, I'm riding in the car. I'm living a rock 'n' roll life. I get pulled over. Window comes down. Real recognizes real. Cop goes back. -Right. -Window goes back up. Back to rocking. You know what I mean? -I do feel like you look like an off-duty cop. -Yeah. -Like a cop that just, like, is done with his shift and slips into these pleather pants and just watches the game. -Hey, I'm here for the rock show. -Yeah. -I'm here to do the drugs. -I want to rock! -Yeah. -This is the world-famous troubadour right here. -Yeah, what? -Do you guys know what a troubadour is? -Do I know what a troubadour is? I could guess. -Do we know what a troubadour -- -Do we know what a troubadour -- -Of course we know what a troubadour is. -I just want to -- Obviously, we know what a troubadour, but all at once, what is a troubadour? -Yep, exactly. -I Googled it. -Tanner got it. -You got it. -Yeah. -Oh, that's very fucking stupid. -Whatever you want it to be. -I'm kidding. I love you. You're so close. Don't beat me up. -Hey, Bobovic? -You're a stupid dumbass. -I mispronounced your name, but I thought it was Bobovic. -I would think that a troubadour is like -- -Here we go. By the way, you should know, but go ahead. -I feel like it's a group of matadors. Like a troubadours. -It's a troubadours. -Troubadours. -Apostrophe-dors. -Yeah, like troubadour. Like we are, we send in all the matadors. to town, the troubadours, and then they do the bowl. - And to you, matadors are like mad, they're people who are mad at doors 'cause they can't get in. - Right, right, right. - It's a group of people who can't get in here, ironically. - Yes, absolutely. - That makes a lot of sense. The people, they're mad at the door guy working the troubadour because they can't get in. - Yeah. - Whereas it only fits 45 people. - Yeah. - It's very intimate. - From what I recall from my Google, it's like a wandering poet. - It does seem like a rouseabout. - Like someone who's got. - What? - I'm gonna let that hang there. - Hey, Bobovic, chill the fuck out. - I'm not glazing over a bass. - It's a rouseabout. - Someone that rouses about. - It's a dude who might have a fife on him. - Yeah. - Right? - Yep. - Wait, what's a fife? - What's a fife? - What, in the Renaissance pleasure fair? - And you call yourself a Renaissance man. - I went to the Ren Faire last weekend, it was fucking sick. Shout out to Irwindale, California. - And I'm saying, you were living the fife life out there. - What is a fife? All I know is from-- - It's what the half goat fucking dude plays. - I thought that was a pan, a prune. - Yeah, you know what, I kind of jumped on your back and I was like, you don't know what a fife is? I also kind of didn't know what a fife was. - Isn't a fife like a flute? - Yeah. - Well, then just call it a flute. - What are you doing adding some extra fife on it? - You know how I live. - Yeah, that's true. - Fife life. - Yeah, that is true. - Is it real? - How was the Renaissance Faire? - How was it? - Yeah. - It's kind of getting blown out. - Oh, for the gram, it's all for the gram. - It kind of feels like a lot of people who aren't really there with the true spirit of the Ren Faire, they're just there for likes and reposts. - They're just there for giant turkey legs and steins of beer. - Yeah, they're just like, they're not speaking in like, you know, old English and stuff. They're just like. - Gaelic? - It's just like, just do, like I saw like this group of like. - It's like the Instagram girlies took it over. - And like, you know, your dudes that you like with like the hair. - Yep. - Like it's them with like fake axes. - We all love them. - Wait, the guys with the hair. - The guys with the hair. - Like a monk? - Yeah, like. - I don't know exactly what he's talking about. - Like the broccoli hair kids you always talk about. - Oh, I do love some broccoli haired boys. - It's like TikTok, TikTok guys. - Interesting. - Well, I like the guys that are always kind of doing this, that are like. - Isn't that the outfit? - That are like 22 years old that are always going like. - Right. - You're so good at it. - Right. - In that outfit, it is so much better too. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Ha. - You look. - What's up? - You look. - Ha. - You gotta say it in German. - You legit look. - Nah. - In German. - You kind of look like you're dressed in like the outfit when like the Backstreet Boys like go backstage for a minute and then everything gets dark and it's like the fire song. And then you come out in like fucking fire gear. Like the sexy song. - Tell us more about that scene from the Backstreet Boys documentary that only you watched. - I want it that way. - Did they sing that? - I've never, I'm just assuming they did that. - Yeah. - Actually Backstreet Boys were fucking pretty dope. - I'm kind of, hey, I'm kind of an NSYNC guy if we're being real. - Are we Backstreet or are we NSYNC? - Yeah, hey. - And then like definitely you can be neither. - Yeah, you can be neither. - I know we're getting real overzealous. You can be neither. - I think the Backstreet Boys probably came through the Troubadour at one point. - That's what I'm thinking. You think they did a real stripped down like punk rock Backstreet Boys set? - I would fucking love that. - Have you guys ever been? - What was the big Backstreet Boys song? It was a, you. - This one? - No, no, no, that was NSYNC. - Or that's like Michael Jackson. - It was a. ♪ You are my fire ♪ - Jam. ♪ The one ♪ - Yeah, is that the one? ♪ Desire ♪ - Okay. - Damn. ♪ When I say woo ♪ ♪ I want it that way ♪ - Wow, Troubadour. ♪ Please stop the music ♪ - And now, legally. - I'm glad we did that together, guys. That was a bonding moment. - If this airs on Netflix legally, I don't know what we could do with what just happened. - Yes, Ted Sarandos is texting. We cannot air that. - Yeah. - That is gonna cost us $3 million. - That's a saran wrap. - No, that's fine. - No, they got that. - The way we sang it was a little different. - Yeah, it was ♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun ♪ - Yeah, it was Vanilla Ice and the police. - Yeah, it's ♪ Ding, ding, ding, da, da, ding, ding ♪ ♪ Ding, ding, ding, da, da, ding, ding ♪ - What a cultural icon that we grew up worshiping. I don't know. - Have you guys ever been to the Troubadour? Have you seen a show here before? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah? - Yeah. - Yeah, I think I saw waves here in like 2015 or '14 or something. - Oh, sick. - Hell yeah. - I think we. - We saw Twin Shadow. - Twin Shadow, yes. - And I've seen Cayucus. - Okay. - From like Volkswagen commercials. - Okay, not a big pop. Nobody likes Cayucus. - Not a huge Cayucus fan base here. - Hopefully get a little bump off this Netflix. - Damn. - Yeah. - It was a good concert. They're like twins. So like anytime twins do anything, I'm like. - Oh, look at that. - Shout out to Akko and Atiba in the building. - Ahooga. - I'm noticing a few cruise ship hats in the audience. - Yeah. - And so afterwards, if Tiba wants to introduce himself to you guys, since there's no way he met you 'cause he was hammered off his ass the entire time. - Good to see ya. - We can make that happen. - If you came to the cruise, we did a cruise. This cruise is important. Thank you and thank you for coming to this show. I see a few of you have a couple of old friends out here. Good to see you guys again. - Did you see that like cruise that's in the news right now? It has like the, like. - Yeah. - That was such a bummer because I was like, dang, I wish that was our cruise. - Right, right, right, right, right. Wouldn't it have been so sick? - We would have got so much more publicity if our cruise was started the new coronavirus. Fuck. - Like if we couldn't dock because we created like Ebola 8000. - Yeah. - And we got to party for three more days. - But it seemed, people are dying. - Are they? I haven't looked at it much. - I think so. Three people died. - Yeah, it's pretty sad. - And a moment of silence, please. - Yeah, take it back. Shut up, moment of silence. - Everybody. - Baba Vic, shut up. - Shh, quiet. - Do you think they had a podcast? Sorry. - Hey, shh, shut up. Someone like shut up, quiet, one second. - And we did it. - Wow. - Yeah, we did. - There we go, there we go. - Hey, that was fucking cool, guys. That was fucking cool. - That was cool of us. I'm glad we all came together for that very brief moment. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's all we can handle, but we did it. - Yeah, we did. - That's it, that's it. - We don't wanna cry. - Yeah, so, thank you for coming. You know, in hindsight, I'm kind of glad that wasn't our cruise. - Yeah. - We were thinking about it. - Hindsight from just two minutes ago. - From just two minutes ago. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You have the quickest hindsight. - I very quickly have hindsight. I have hindsight so quick. I'm always just like, fuck, what did I say? I take it back. - Adam says, you know, looking back when he just wants to change his mind. Like at a drive-through, he's like, I'll do a number one with a Sprite. You know what, actually? - In hindsight? - Looking back now in hindsight? - In hindsight, I'll do a number three with a root beer. - Hindsight's 2020, and I do want that McFlurry. - Yeah. - Hindsight is 2020. Sir, please drive up, sir. - Yeah, you make it to the window where you have to pay, and you're like, hey, I hate to hindsight you, but like. - I'm having more of the sight that's behind. - Behind quarters of sight. - If you don't mind, let's. - The hips of a doggie. - Let's add a McFlurry. - Yeah, and they're like, you already did, and I'm like, another one. - I'm gonna need another one. - I thought you just said, let's Adam McFlurry. - Oh. - And I was like, I don't even know what that is, but let's do it. - Wait, okay, wait, actually. - Oh my God, that would have been so good. - Wait, wait, you know how they give people McDonald's meals? Like there was a Saweetie meal, I think there was like a Quavo meal. - Yeah, so disappointed that the corporation McDonald's hasn't come to us. - Well, if you pitch a, what did I say? - I said a Quavo meal. - No, an Adam Flurry or whatever. - Well, you didn't say it. - He said Adam McFlurry, and I said Adam McFlurry. - Okay, yeah, that, that should be your meal. It should be a McFlurry with-- - We just took that walk? - It should be a McFlurry with a cheeseburger in it. - No, what it should, no, that's not what it should be. It should be, it should be you get a McFlurry, and then you add a McFlurry, and they give you another slightly smaller McFlurry. - Oh, okay, okay. - It's like a little, it's a sidecar of McFlurry that you get. - Okay, that's cool. - And that's what-- - Yeah, that's cool. - It is with a cheeseburger in it. - Yeah, but obviously. - Cheeseburger's ground up in it, and obvious, so that's obvious. - Brr, brr. - That's obvious. We did a cool thing yesterday, part of a Netflix is a joke. - Yes. - Yeah, we got invited to a cool thing that normally we don't get invited to these parties, but we were invited to Ted Sarandos' house. - We were. - We're all gonna go there now. - If you don't know who he is, he's the big Netflix boss. Hey, thanks, Ted. He's gonna watch this, and be like, never again. But, yeah, Ted's, hey, thanks, Ted. Oh, he's not in his head. - He's not here, he's not watching. - Will you do that one more time? - Sure, of course. - Oh. - Wow. - Oops. - Oy, oy. - Oops. - We went to his house and had a brunch, who was all there? There's a bunch of cool people there. - Guys, we were amongst some legends. true elites. It was pretty wild. David Letterman was there with a thick beard. Letterman was there. Dude, Eddie Murphy was there. Yes. That's a rare sighting, Eddie Murphy. He actually was 17 people. Yeah. He would leave and come back, and I'm like, I think that's still him. I think that's still him. Chris Rock was there. Yeah. Chelsea Peretti was there. My goat. Yes, she was. Dane Cook was there. Was he? Kevin Hart was there. I just said Devin Hart. Devin Hart was there. Also, Devin's younger brother, Devin, they started to run out of. They're like, Kevin, Devin, fuck. Ah, shit. Blevyn is there. Blevyn Hart? Troubadour Hart. Jerry Seinfeld. Adam Sandler was there. Kyle Nucek, not there. Baby Nucek. There. Adam Nucek there. I was like, Kyle said he's scouting your movie, Adam Sandler. What are you doing here? That's okay. It was really, really fun. We did feel a little out of place, and we were dressed like this. We were dressed like this. You kept saying, let me get on your shoulders, and I was like. We were the last people there, and I was like, Jesus Christ, we did it again. Ted Sarandos was like, it's time to fucking leave. Time to get out of here. I was like, Blake, stop massaging your shoulders. We gotta go. They were cleaning up, and we're like, one more vodka soda, and they're like, it's 2 p.m. Why are you guys so fucking lit? Please don't stop the. from the. what we do, iHeart. We're on your thing now. Please don't stop the music. I was like. Adam Flurry from tomorrow. And they're like, what are you saying? Oh, fuck. We just ruined it, you guys. This is all scripted. Yeah. Oh, shit. Even this part about how we fucked up and admitted it was scripted was scripted. Oh, embarrassing. Real man of genius. It's been a while. Imagine how disappointed everyone would be if they found out that this was scripted. They're like, oh, Jesus. Huh. It was pretty fucking stupid for it being scripted. I thought they were just coming up with this bullshit off the top of their dome. But they thought about it? Embarrassing. Do you think there was points for Adam McFlurry? That's what the writer's room said? That was a network note. They liked the callbacks. They liked the catchphrases. Do you guys think there was anybody that was of note yesterday that literally walked in the room and walked in the party, saw us. This guy said, up note. Go ahead. Walked into the party, saw us, and was like, I'm gonna go. Actually, valet, keep it here. Yeah, I think most of the executives from Netflix. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, oh, fuck these guys again. They won't quit banging on our fucking doors. No, I think for the most part we blended in nicely. Well, I was dressed like one of the waiters, so that helped. That's happened to me. That's happened to me for real. Our dressing up for this party, we all just look like the waiters. We're like, oh, fuck. Why did we all wear black pants and white shirts and then no-slip shoes? Like, yeah, shoes for Cruz? Like, 20 years ago, my family came in town and we got Thanksgiving and we ate Thanksgiving at like one in the afternoon at some hotel they were staying at. Nice. And I was like, I got a cool, like, white, tan L.A. suit with a white button-down. I'm gonna tuck it in. I'm gonna dress up. Exactly. Showed up. Okay, nice. Showed up with that walk. Ooh. Ooh. And all the male staff was wearing the exact same thing. Yeah. Brothers were clowning me. It's science. It's a bagel. It was rough. Although iced tea got in the elevator with me and my dad and his wife. Oh, shit. And then wife, famously curvaceous, leaves, and my dad was like, did you see that? It's just a testament. It's a little off-putting. I think it's cool and weird. Yeah, your dad's here. Your dad's here, so. Tim, when dads, like, Timbo Slice. When dads get horny and they, like, throw it to you to be horny about it as well, they're like, did you see that? And you're like, and they're like, and you really liked it, right? Right, right, right, right, right. That's when you lean back and you go thick like mom, right? Oh. And then he goes, I'm never gonna do that again. I go, well, that's what I'm doing here. That's what I don't want to happen. My dad never really did that. He would just make noises. That was off-putting, like a good looking woman would, yeah, Dennis, a good looking woman would, yeah, Dennis, a good looking woman would make noises. A good looking woman would walk past and my dad would go, whoo. Right, yeah. Your dad is the, your dad was the dinosaur whistle when the Flintstones got off work. Whoo, whoo. Nice. Don't worry, mom doesn't know what I'm doing. We're gonna need more beers over here, Isaac. Well, I guess I, let's go, Troubadour, rock on. Oops, oops, oh, that took too long. Whoa. That was too long. That was easy. That took actually a really long, that took a long, three ounces. That was easy. Show your tits. Hey, B, come on. I just want to party. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. Wimple mouth. Getting radical. Wimple mouth. Getting radical. Oh, Jesus. My God. Whoa. Boo this man. Getting radical. Boo this man. You know, I will say, Isaac, since we give you 10%, it was nice to get 10% back here. Isaac, show your tits. What are you, what are you doing? Dude, we're at the Troubadour. This is live on Netflix. Isaac. Also, like. Isaac, at least, at least, press your tits against the glass up here. Yeah. Whoa. Getting radical. Punk rock. Getting radical. What a cool name. My favorite thing about that, I guess you would call it a bit, is just us demanding that our manager shows his tits in public. Yeah, yeah. Well. My favorite part of that is how much his son hates it. And he's like, oh, fuck, Dad. You can drop me off here, Dad. You showed your tits again? It's on Netflix now. It sucks. Well, to be fair, we told Isaac, he should come out in like rock and roll gear, but he wore the, like what the hell? Right. I was really hoping when we called him out here, he would have. Well, we maxed out Isaac's card. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. $100 was Isaac's max. Yeah. Getting radical. 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I just don't know why you think you had to ask. Well, may I touch yours? That's wild. Hey, the swass is for real. Turn around. Yeah. The fact that you're. I got swamp ass. The fact that you're sagging in those pants. It's hell, yeah. Bro, hey, I'm from the Bay. I know how to sag anything, bro. Oh, shit. Your butt cheeks have a mind of their own. Like, I think if you pull pants up, they go like. Like, wiggle them down. Yeah, what is that, Blake? No, let's dive in. Let's dig into this. We got two guys to do this. Because you have a really high ass, you would think it would hold the pants up a little better. Yeah. But they always hang low. Yeah, but. And they wobble to and fro. Well, you never. It's so high, they can't get over it. You never. What was that song? Do your pants hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Do you. Wow. Yeah. Dude, don't. Not at the Troubadour. Not at the. Troubadour. Hey, guys. Much love. Man. I say much love, and I say true that and all that still. I say no doubt. I say no doubt a lot. I say no doubt. And I also say that's what's up. That's what's up, no doubt. That's what's up. I say you heard. Remember when you did. I don't know if I'll be able to find it. I don't even know if I have the internet. No, we're not in front of. I'm just hearing stomachs growling. I'm just hearing it here. No. Oh, dude. It was jibs. I was going to say it was mims, but it was jibs. Oh, dude. Jibs. You have to host Jeopardy. I was going to say it was jibs. It was jibs. No, you did Celebrity Jeopardy. Is that right? Is that the. I did. Yeah. I did. I got the second most questions correct, but I was last. Yeah. But you went big. I went. I gave the respect. I like the big swing. Can I play jibs? Oh. Legally, no, but yes, absolutely. We can do that. Yeah. Yeah. Just mute this part. Jibs played here in the 70s. He opened for Elton John. Oh, dude. Should I skip ahead? Do your chains hang low? Okay. Okay. Okay. I love that. And guys, that's what the cruise ship was. Yeah. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. If you didn't go on the cruise, just know it was four days of that. Yeah. Yeah. I wish when they dropped Anchor, that song came on every time. I wish that's how we woke them up every morning. At like 10 a.m., we're like, just hit it. And the cruise just. And everyone's like, oh, fuck. Day three, they're like, we don't have any jeans. Yeah. No, we can't do it. Guys, we can't do it again. Yeah. And so what's the deal? Like, was that melody like free? Like, it was like 100 years old, so they could just use it? Absolutely. That has to be the case. Because Tibbs, what did you say? Not Mims. No, no, no. Jibbs. Jibbs. I'm so sorry. And if Jibb is out there, I'm so sorry. No, it's not Jibb, Adam. It's Jibbs. Oh, there's multiple? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's one guy, but his name is Jibbs. Okay. I didn't know. I didn't know. And if Jibbs is here tonight. Big apologies. It's actually. If Jibbs are here. Save it for the apologies at the end of the show. I will. But you do owe Jibbs an apology. I will. And I will give Jibbs one. Sorry. I will give Jibbs one. Please don't mistake him with Jibb. That's cool that I feel like only Jers didn't like that. And I feel like he didn't get that because he's an old man, right? Did you. Were you not? Did that hit home? If you put on some Sugar Hill Gang. Did that hit home? Because I feel like. No, that did not hit home. Oh. Whoa. Whoa. No, sir. I didn't like it. No, sir. I didn't like it. It was just there. No, that's not a good song. It's a fun song. It is a fun song. I feel like that if you like that song, you're 100% fan of the podcast. I feel like if you go to. And there's a few thousand of us out there. If you go to a concert. Thanks for keep showing up. If you go to a concert, you parked your car, you're walking towards the venue, and there's someone leaning up against their own car and that song's playing from it, they will sell you drugs. Yeah, absolutely. I would hope so. They have it all. I would hope so. They got the Craton. They got it all. What is it? No, Kratom. Kratom. Kratom. That's the drug that I truly love. The gas station. Don't worry. We've already covered it. And by the way. He says he's off. It's called Feel Free, and you can buy it. At a gas station. No, you know what? A lot of people. You up front. When you mention Kratom, they go like, no, no. Right. He gets too real. They're like, they found my aunt in a well because of Kratom. I think it was packaged as a good time, and it's okay for you, but it actually is very bad for you. You're such a nerd. Well, I think they looked into it, and Ders is telling us at dinner, we all had a heavy plate of chicken parm at Dan Tana's right before coming here. At Dan Tana's. Diarrhea. They know. If you're asking, if you are wondering what a good meal is to eat before doing a show, it's not chicken parm. Yeah. Diarrhea. Yeah. The bathroom upstairs is ripe. Diarrhea. Thank you. Yeah. Doo-doo. The cause of diarrhea. Did you guys see that shower up there? Part of me was like, do I shower at the Shrubador? Dude. Just think. Just think about it. I didn't. Think of all the old rockers that were young rockers when they were here showering at the Shrubador. Honestly. Hey, kids. Hey, kids. See these planter's warts? These are Billy Idol's planter warts. Yeah. I wonder who has actually showered in that shower. 100%. 100%. All of the eagles. All 25 of the eagles. Sure. Elton John. The whole flock. Maybe even an actual eagle. They rinsed an eagle there once. Rick James showered an eagle in there. For sure. Right? Rick James at the Shrubador rinsing off an eagle. He was like, you got to get out of here. My eagle's in here. That's the beads. That's the beads. I got it. Of course. Of course. The clacking. I think, like, Elton John played here. Metallica played here, right? Didn't Metallica play here? That's fucking cool, dude. Did you look up a list of. Can you spell Metallica? Just say no. M-E-T-L-I-C-A. M-E-T-T. What? M-E-T-A-L-L-I-C-A. Yeah. That's what I was about to say. That's easy. I was about to say the same thing. That's easy. That's easy. Liquor. Metal liquor. Thank you. There it is. Cool way to remember it. Yeah. Every time he hears it, he goes, metal liquor. Right. From a Christmas story. I wish I could remember the word that I have something like that, but I don't have it. What just happened? Like, what happened to your brain? Hang on. Ready? What? Like, I know, like, every time I'm like, how do I spell beautiful? B-E-A-U-tiful, because it's from, like, Bruce Almighty or Truman Show or. I think it's from Education. No, it's from a Jim Carrey movie, right? Liar, liar. Bruce Almighty, I'm hearing. Bruce Almighty, yeah. I learned all of my spelling from Bruce Almighty, so. Yeah. All of my knowledge is from Jim Carrey movies. The other day, I was trying to, like, I was gonna write the word segue, and then I found just, like, a different word to use. Because I definitely typed in the one where, like, you lean forward and roll. Oh, sure. Wait, is there a different spelling? Oh, man. Alrighty then. We found each other, brother. Damn. Hell yeah. Dude, I'm so bad at spelling. And, like, the internet has made me so much worse. If you remember. from the show Workaholics. It was like Adam was in that show I was in that show It was like I said If you didn't know I-F Is how you spell it And I like walked out of the room Or whatever I think that was the quote That was a point I think I was in like Fifth grade or something And I'm like Fuck If How do you spell that word? Dude And I was like Is it E-F? Is it I-F? I remember what mine was What was it? It was iron It was iron I know Iron was like A really hard word for me In first grade I remember that You know I meant first grade When I said my thing Yeah yeah yeah I was like How the fuck am I gonna remember iron? That's It's a weird word Coming off your tongue Iron maiden Iron maiden They probably played here They probably took a shower up there Yeah Fucking Hell yeah brother This one's for Eddie Hell yeah Eddie's the crazy dude on the shirts? Yeah He's the big Zombie Yeah yeah yeah Did you guys go to any other Netflix is a joke shows? Damn We were just making sure Okay You were loyal Eric Andre Everyone gets an M&M Eric's a homie Eric was at the brunch He's like an honorary us Yeah Eric's a homie for sure He's also He's in the fold for sure He I DJ'd his birthday party It was very fun Oh Tell more I don't remember it well Okay It was very fun I just know it was fun Yeah yeah What was your slot? I played a lot of jibs Do you remember your slot? It was all jibs All jibs He would be down Do you remember What was your time slot? Last one Okay Headliner Hello Okay And like When does that start? Like two Midnight No it was actually a day party It ended before the sun went down It was like a Ooh different Dude that's That's when you know you're getting old Yeah Because I remember Eric's Eric always said He always throws these crazy birthday parties Where they're always like themed And they're like huge And there's like mud wrestlers Or some weird shit happening Male nudity And it usually goes to like Four or five in the morning And then now he's like And we're wrapping this one up at 6.30 So yeah Yeah that's sick I know how to make everyone leave Blake DJ Drop the needle Wow Okay Drop that needle Yes Blake We ooh Burn Hey I'm just J.K. Rowling No that's fine I'm J.K. Rowling I can take it What's the score of the Spurs game? Yeah Blake if you could mostly play Jibs I would appreciate it Dude Yeah I mean I can definitely press play Play the whole song Let's see what happens Sure Wait what Is there another song? Yeah is there another What is Jib's number two stunner? Oh What Did someone just Oh you say Deep Cut? King Kong? King Kong King Kong He's right You're absolutely right That's the number two song Dude Jibs number one fan Should I start it at Wait a second 30 seconds Jibs? Jibs is here Yep Ladies and gentlemen Jibs And what's cool is That would be so good All of us here are going I think that is Jibs I don't know Maybe they got Jibs With that hat No way to know And those sunglasses Maybe that's Maybe that's Jibs Anyone He pulls out his license We're like yeah Jibs from Vermont It's real Wait it is Jib Yeah It's like It's Jib S Gibbons Yeah Gibbons Jib S Gibbons Should I play the first 30 15 seconds of King Kong? I dare you Yes queen Okay Okay Okay Okay Get your jib on Get your jib on Like Wait a second Wait a second Wait a second Wait a better song Wait Is it still kind of playing the That's kind of in the background That's really really softly in the background This is when you find out It's just like Well we had to hit the one time Let's run it back This is when you find out He's a part time ice cream man Who built a recording booth Like in the truck Yeah And was like Just run it Just run it back Run it back I can still kind of hear the song Bitch we gotta sell ice cream too We gotta sell ice cream too We gotta pay for the demo Dude It was It was his hustle and flow But it was just in an ice cream truck King Kong King Kong is a better song Okay Fair enough I mean we only listened to 15 seconds Yeah I only heard It's all I need It's all I need No it's pretty good I like that If instead of like King Kong It was like Ninja Turtle head ice cream Right Ba ba bomb pop Right Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog What else what else Choco tacos What else what else Choco tacos Chipwitch bitch He's a chipwitch bitch Oh you know what's my shit Did you ever Mess with the ice tickles Nah dog Nope Not even Don't even know what that is Dude It was like an otter pop But hella big dude Yo this is when you find out Hella big This is when you find out Blake's mom used to go around the block With otter pops Put on a fake wig And be like Here you go kid Yeah It's a ice tickle No bro It's like icicle But ice tickle Yeah we get the reference I got that I just have never heard of it in my life But also that's like If you came out with an ice cream treat Called an ice tickle Now You're arrested You're arrested You can't sell something Called an ice tickle To children It melts in your mouth And wherever else you want it to melt That's what it says across it It can't I didn't It's on the packaging It can't You know what We have And this is a special treat guys What Did you know What That we have A special guest Oh We do We do Netflix is We definitely We've actually never had A true special guest before Yeah we've had like We've had Parents My mom Who's here Who I said I wouldn't bring her on stage Shout out Penny Penny is here And we've had Dennis Do a quick surprise Yeah Spot Hello Hit him with a stick Hit him with a cowabunga Oh wait Cowabunga Kumbaya Kumbaya That's my Yeah I do like that Cowabunga and kumbaya Kumbaya That shit's important Yeah we've had Isaac saying stretch So I don't know Maybe he's shitting or something But Yeah we had my dad Say Maybe he's just saying stretch more Kumbaya So this person We're gonna have Say a lot of things That then we can clip on On the board Sure And And hit I mean I love that Remember how we were excited Ten seconds ago We're gonna get back there We are such fans of this guy You know him From A little movie called MacGruber MacGruber We got a legend in the building And SNL I believe you know him And love him Will Motherfucking Forte Yeah We're gonna get it We're gonna get it We're gonna get it Yep Yep Yep Yep He was showering We're doing it Literally one of the motherfucking funniest people in the world Will Forte Wow A true titan of comedy We have so much to ask Look at me love him We have so many questions Looking zestfully clean Yeah and we will get you a microphone because we have a ton to ask you We absolutely love him And actually Will and I met a few years ago So we're kind of old friends Me and you And is there a microphone there? I don't know Is it in the seat? No no no Would he get electrocuted if he touched it? No no no Oh yes here we go There it is Thank you Yeah so we're old We are old friends Will and I We did a benefit show called The Big Slick Oh cool dude Cool Adam make it about you Right out the gate He's just saying you did something with him I also did something with Will We just filmed a movie We can't talk about it But like That's funny That's funny He's just saying he did something with him I also did something with Will We just filmed a movie We can't talk about it But like That's cool So we've all done something with him No but we were upstairs And it's like before we came out You're like It's weird that Adam just like What are we gonna talk about The Big Slick None of us were there except for you two So it's just weird Well what Chill the fuck out That's Adam's mom Chill the fuck out Why are you like fucking throwing me under the bus right now When we're here with our guest This is our first ever big interview And suddenly it's You're saying I'm making it all about me Let's move on Dude no we were Are you working on anything now No hey no Will shut up Will shut up Dude Just shut up real quick Just shut up real quick No Will And you look great You look great You look awesome You do You do You're fucking put together The thing is By the way You're stacked Have you been working out Yeah You're stacked Are you Okay He looks Yeah no That no That's another thing I like about Will Is that he stays in shape between gigs and during gigs And he just stays in shape generally Is that a shots fired against me Do you think This looks good You are starting to look like a melted candle I said it at the Troubadour This is crazy Okay what the fuck dude no man no no no shut the fuck up no shut the Will shut the fuck up real quick no why the why would you say that because you know that hurts my feelings because you know I'm insecure about my body because I was fat in the 7th grade Will Forte is here I just am just so fucking sick of everything and being about you Adam but it's not all about me I think you wouldn't shut up this whole fucking podcast this is this is why we don't have guests because we can't fucking talk to them because we're talking about you the whole time I'm not we're not fucking talking about me you know shut the fuck up no you shut the fuck up I'm done talking to you I'm not your friend I'm not your friend anymore I'm fucking done with you you piece of shit stop fuck Blake you go to your perch Adam go to your perch fuck you dude no fuck you I'm so pissed dude I'm so pissed Will I don't I'm so sorry I don't even know what to do I'm so sorry oh my god I don't know I I don't know I I have one idea what do you mean I think that's just for decoration I don't even know if that's a real guitar I don't even know if that's a real guitar I don't even know if that's a real guitar Guaranteed human.