Ep 295: It's The 420 Episode

This is an iHeart podcast, Guaranteed Human. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important, yo, I'm like y'all, I'm like y'all, I roll days, bruh. Oh, so life's a bit, and then you die? Dude, imagine frickin' hitin' a doggy style, you're playing fucking flappy, bruh. Let's go! I just want a car. Friendship, friendship. I'm your Priya. I got a fucking huge zit, dude. This thing's gonna send it. This thing right here, frickin' see ya. Get it. It does not want to go away. Has anyone ever popped, uh. Has anyone ever popped a zit on Netflix? Are we doing this? Uh, I don't wanna do it. I don't wanna do it. I don't like popping zits. My wife has convinced me that popping zits only makes it worse. I think she's right. And you should see his wife's face. She's just covered in agony, beats a pizza. No, she's not. My wife is beautiful. Beats a pizza, that is true. No, that's zero zits. Never, never has had it. You're lucky, ay, you're lucky. What's her theory? It could just scar and like it, it takes longer to go away, which I think she is right. I think she's right. Yes. My mom's scarred me, my mom's scarred me as a youth. I've scarred in my temples from popping zits, penny divine. She popped them. Your mom popped your zits. My mom would pop the ones on my back. Yeah, when I was like 13 or whatever. And she was like, let me get it, let me get it. And I'm like, look at all that noise. And she fucking dug in and scarred me, bruh. I've heard of mom's popping baxes, but I've never heard of mom's popping baxes. And I think that is the number one thing moms are required to do is pop your son's back knee. Yeah, that is crazy. I would get zits on my back from the swimming pool. I would get it from the chlorine. And there would be, there were a couple of girls on the swim team shout out who would, uh, when you just sit there between events, you're waiting, they'd be like, whoop, wow, young love. Dude, I, that's something I don't understand even a little bit. The pimple part is girls fascination with popping zits. Hmm. No, sir, I don't like it. And nor would I ever want to do it to someone else. I wouldn't want someone's like pus on me or whatever the hell that is. I think I told you guys, my brothers would pop zits into the mirror on purpose. Okay. As like a territory thing, they'd be like, very gross. Wow. And they'd be like, you see that shit? And I'd be like, I'm 10. What is, I don't know what's happening. Get here, bitch. How much younger are you than, uh, it's Eric is the oldest or only is the oldest? Only is the oldest. Six years younger than him, four years younger than Eric. So yeah, they're just in another, another man, a spear. I need him to know them. If you guys met them, I don't know them. Yeah, I really was on the cruise and he killed it though. Only was on the cruise. Yeah, Oli was a fucking MVP of the cruise. karaoke, karaoke, no, it was sick dude. He tried in beautiful home Chicago house tradition. He tried to do a Robin S song called Show Me Love. But he ended up getting the Robin, like from Sweden. Show me love song. Which also, but fuck Robin for having that song. Like you can't have that song and be Robin. I don't know what any of the words last week. We already covered my umbrages. But you know, Robin, who did like dancing on my own, fucking early, like mid, like what was that 20, uh, 2009? This is going to be a, well, you can't play it on Netflix. This is going to be a fuck Netflix moment because we got to find, how dare you? We got to find this Robin. So how dare you? Not our favorite corporate overlord. Is it R O B Y N? Yeah, that's Robin show me love. Dures, why are you dressed in an Native American blanket? Out of respect. Yeah, good. No, Robin, Robin is O B Y N. Is this, yeah, sucker for love. Now this is good podcasting right here. This is really good podcast. Okay. This is like how Tom Likus used to just let silence his hang hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let's see what he's not on the air anymore. Uh, Tom Likus is my neighbor. It's a good thing to the back as you walk as I'm watching you walk away. No. What is this? I don't know what that is. No, that's not it. Yeah. Okay. It's a Robin song, Robin the Swedish one dancing on my own, dancing on my own. That's like the one that ended the girl's pilot. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, this. This is Adam. No moments. This is Adam's, uh, electrical song for sure. Okay. Oh, dude. Yeah. This is me on the fucking bike. And I'm sorry for anybody. But this is, that was for our I Heart listeners because you got a little taste of that. So just to get into this real quick real quick, Robin, before that album had like a almost hit wonder way earlier called Show Me Love. But Show Me Love was already a song by a woman named Robin S from the 90's. Way bigger. Way bigger. It's way better and what are you going to do? And that's what he was trying to do. MVP of the cruise. Holy. What a king. Um, Adam. Are you smoking something? Boom. Hold up. Is it real? Um, Adam. It is, it is 421. Hello. And, uh, I just, I was sparked on a, uh, dude, I just want a car. 420. One of my favorite holidays. Really. I think I stopped celebrating it when I was like 20 years old, but smoke weed every day. It is a great. It's a fun day to just smoke a dude, right? You didn't celebrate it into your 20's? No, I think I probably did. I probably did. I don't. I was never, I really like smoking weed. I would say I love it. I have a ton of weed. Um, but I, I never called myself a true stoner. Uh-huh. I feel like some people just don't do that. Well, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Some people stoner. Yeah, some people is their entire identity. And I just was like, I don't want it to be my whole identity. So I never went fully stoner was kind of like a derogatory. No, no, no, no. I think like with, with Khalifa, they're taking it really pointed. Yeah, like juicy chase. So they're like leaning in. Yeah, stoner, yeah, but smoking smoking weed rocks. Okay. Okay. Big shout out to weed. Smoking rocks. Different. This is the way. Thank God that California has legalized it. It's very cool. Very cool. Yeah. Where do you, do you have a shop? Are you a shopper? Got you going to the store? Are you still buying it from like your neighbor? What's going on here? You know, I would, I, I, I hate to be this person, but I get so much free weed. Okay. I don't like, I don't like that. I had to admit that, but I'm given so much free weed. Yeah. Specifically, uh, wavy, just, you know, uh, I think that's Nathan, you know, our, yeah, our boy Nathan from the band Waves, he started his own, uh, weed company called wavy and it's fucking great. Two V's. Yeah. Two V's in there. Yeah. Legalized comedy. That's true. It's great weed. And he just backed the truck up on me. So did he? How's it smoking? Yeah. Great. Nice dude. Yeah. That's looking cool. Are you, uh, do you feel like you smoke like when the family goes to bed? Is that like dad's time to get stoned? Are you like a ride a vibe? Just in case there's an emergency in the middle of that kind of thing. Yeah. Kind of kind of just, uh, no, I smoke, uh, like if I have to read a script or something and I just want to zero in on the script and just sort of lock in on it. I'll smoke a little something and then just just turn it in. I can't get enough. So you're playing the whole song? We get your Hollywood. It's not my bad. I was trying. But I think it's for me, I get hyper focused on a thing if I'm stoned. I feel other people are different. It's also an appetite suppressant for me. I don't get hungry. Like other people. You don't get the munchies? I don't. Oh, dude. I don't. And then I get like pretty locked in laser focused on whatever. I'm doing. Adam. Can we see this? And then he holds up just mad. He's like, yeah, I just get hyperlocked. Yeah, just wrinkle this white dust on it and yeah, I just, well, if you have this baggy of white dust and you mix it in with the green stuff, then you're hyper laser focused. Superlocked. Shout out Nathan of the wave. Nathan of weeds. We. I know. Who's smoking now? Yeah, baby, but, but 420 was such a fun, fun thing in high school, because I was a little bit of a high school stoner to walk around and then all the other little stoners are like, hey, happy holidays, and then the teachers all kind of know, they're high too. That's it. It should be a day, day where everybody, like you have to, it's, it's mandatory. Everybody has to be stoned that day. I want you to talk to your boy Gavin Nissen, I would love to, man, I want Gavin, is he, is he your boy? Yo, I'm like, y'all, I'm like, y'all, I'm roll jays, bro. You know what? I, you know, I never, I never had big opinions on Gavin, but I heard him interview the other day. Or anything, really? Yeah, no, I stay pretty neutral. everything. And that's great for comedy. It's cool. Yeah. Well, it's about nuance, Adam. And you don't have to take huge, you know, stances, nuanced comedy is very hilarious. But I heard Gavin being interviewed about his new book. And I thought he was very charming, very good. But he is a politician, of course. Of course he's charming. Yeah, I think I told you guys I met him at the Super Bowl. And he's just fucking great at work in a room. Yeah. You know, I was talking with Tiffany. I was hanging out with Tiffany Haddish. And so I think I recognized her, came over. I said good to see you again. He doesn't even remember meeting me. I had met him one other time like a year ago. And I wish he called you out on that. And was like, where'd you see me at the polls? Yeah, you didn't see shit. He goes, uh, good to meet. And I go see you again at the same time. And then he quickly pivoted to see you again. And I was like, oh, you're good. Oh, you're good. Gavin. He flipped the do's a rusele, don't you? Both the check didn't you? Upon meeting him, he's wildly charming as most politicians are when you meet them. Yes. He always gave me scheezy vibes. Okay. Like four. That's the hair. What does he do with the slick back hair? Get rid of the slick back. I bet you would be so crazy to me. I know you would be much more successful because it is weird. Just look at your slick back hair. And they're like, I can't trust this guy. Yeah. He's going to sell me a shitty car. He looks like he belongs in Gotham City. He looks like a Batman villain. A Batman villain or a Batman like crooked politician. Yeah, crooked politician. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Which is a villain? What? You don't you're saying no. No, not a part of the rogue's gal. Not like a traditional. Yeah. He's he's not the fucking Joker. No, no, no. Well, he could be if he fell into some like toxic waste. Well, he'd be two face, right? Isn't two face like a politician turn villain? He was Harvey Dent. Of course. Of course. He's very Harvey Dent. I don't know. He's very Harvey, dad. Dude, there was this guy at the gym the other day that he came over and he was he, you know, it's a very much a new pork beach. Like, look at Adam's hair. It comes over with his, with his giant white, his white teeth. And I'm sure he like works for some hedge fund or something. And he's got these giant, but he's absolutely jacked. And he's wearing like a slinky slinky slinky. I thought you were going to see a slinky as a necklace. I'm like, this guy's fucking cool. Right. I created the slinky. So you can see a lot of his body. He had maybe six bad man tattoos on his body. Oh, I like that, dude. He was covered in back. And he was like that. This is I love this. Okay. If you had to have a theme to your like you're, you're, you have to don't have a thing. No, no, no, no, you have to pick it. You have to get a theme. You're getting fully tatted, but your body must have, it can be horror. Like a lot of people go horror. They do. A lot of people go batman. What theme would you pick? Apparently, it was so weird that this man, he was talking about his family. He was perfectly nice. Saying like his family, like, it was perfect for whatever. And he just saw Mike and Dave on Netflix. I would get Mike and Dave. You go full backpack. Here's Sam Richardson right here. Like that. Sick. Yeah. We got Adam. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Mike and Dave on my butt cheeks. You get Aubrey and Anna on your shoulder blade. Keep going. Yeah. I could be sick. Oh, who else was? Sugarland. Sugarland beard. That's right. Yep. She's in there. I see. To me, I think that's incredibly dorky to get to go with a full thing. Dude, no, you got to pick right. It should. To me, tattoos are like, I'm going to give you one ring. I'm not a tattoo guy. I got one. And it was, it was a bad choice. It was, you know, okay. But my thought process then and still to the stay it holds, it should be a moment in your life. That means something to you. Okay. Yeah. So that's why I. It doesn't need to be. That's why I got Mike and Dave. It was a huge moment in my life. I was so pumped for you. Yeah. Your body looked great. Thank you. And I'm like, I want my guy to look at me and remember this moment. Yeah. All right. But so like, but so then you're into like Hodgepodge. Because if it's moments in life, obviously that is you, like, not you, you, but like one's life, right? Sure. Yeah. That you look back and you're like, oh, yeah. That time in Thailand, when I got this cool thing that reminds me of this crazy adventure, I went on or what? Of that lady boy. Of that lady boy. I'm like, what else is it? We could go to Thailand and not, I mean, I don't know. I was thinking of a place that is far away that you would go on an adventure. By the way, by the way, I'm a fan of Taiwanese people. Why? That in this second, I mentioned Thailand, Ders is thinking of fucking lady boys. Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. The one who likes really big swings and comedy. That is first. I'm gonna take this a little bit further out. So offended right now. Blake. It's called taking a swing. And Adam, I'm gonna take this little further. Okay. I'm offended for everybody who's Thai that you just called Taiwanese. Is that not what they're called? No. Taiwan and Thailand are two different places and you just called people from Thailand. Taiwanese. See, I didn't know that. Oh my god. I didn't know that. Oh my god. I thought they were the same place. I thought they're the same place. Adam, come on. That's okay. Hey, that's okay. You need to tie your tongue, young man. Yeah, I way. Yes, boy. I'm not great with geography. It means nothing. Yeah. That's not even geography. That's an acknowledgement of a culture. That's okay. Yes. And they're in their geographical location and how to pronounce their names. Okay. So all right. Fair enough. Okay. I'm not backing down. I'm just. I like Blake's question. Adam, I respect your idea of like moments and time. But if you had to have a theme, if you had to have a theme, if you have to, what is the theme? I'm thinking, I got a really good one. I don't know if this would be mine, but it would be sick to have an entire. Will tell us yours, please. Well, my, your question. That's your question. And then he says, Mike and Dave, I mean, I could go to it. I could go to it. I could go two ways. I could really lean into the Bay Area of it. I could like see myself having like Ricky Henderson, Matt Dre, like getting a Will forte, who was born in Oakland and Lafayette. What they call the Bash Brothers? The Bash Brothers. Yeah. Tom Hanks. You get Jose Conzaco. You get his daughter on there as well. That's kind of great. Yes. It's sexy. Maybe have a little mosaic about like the Black Panthers, which could be really cool. Get Jose Conzaco's twin brother on there. Yeah. Oh, of course. And then like on my forearms, it says golden state, like warrior. That can be pretty fucking cool. Okay. I guess. I don't know if they say golden state or golden state world. No, it says golden state on one arm. And it says and then says warrior on this arm. It's just like this. It says golden state words. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. When I do get your roll on, you can read it. It's fucking cool. Then I probably get like mount mount Diablo, like on my heart or something and say like, you know, uh, and it's it's not Diablo. We pronounce it Diablo out here. And why do you mispronounce it? That's just how we do it in the Bay. So someone mispronounced it in the Bay. And then you guys decided to keep doing that. I mean, we say rodeo drive. We say rodeo drive LA. These things happen. Yes. Okay. And I'll be like, I'm on demon time because I was born on devil mountain or something. Be something sick and like a script. Be something sick, bro. It'd be something really sick. I think what's cool about us saying this because if no matter and when I explain mine and when Ders explains his, I wouldn't be friends with you guys. If you had all those tattoos and whatever Ders' decision is or whatever tattoos he gets, I just wouldn't, not that I'm not friends with people with tattoos, but I just know that if you're covered in Bay Area tattoos and you're, you're head to toe, I'm just, I would have had some point been like, it's not clicking where you're coming from. But one of my best friends from childhood got fully sleeved, fully backed and fully chested out. And they're they all the same theme. Are they all the same style? They're all the same style. Yeah, it's tight. The style is a, I mean, you get it so it doesn't look hodgepodge. But like you want one artist, you want one artist to do it. Like one is a portrait of his wife, one's a portrait of his grandfather. That's got this cool friend guy's name across then on the back, he's got like the fucking like screaming eagle on the forearm and he's got like eagles on his back. So they kind of are the same. A lot of eagles. Yeah, well, a lot of eagle based or he's got a lot of eagle or his shoulders. That's tight, dude. Okay. That's time from last week. It's something. And so I don't know if tight's the right word. And we're still friends. But I know what you mean as far as life. Yes. That's a lot of tattoos. I can't even look at you because I'm busy inspecting your body. Yeah, you can find a lot of little hidden secret ones. And it's not even tattoos. As I turn into like Sebastian Manus-Gauss girl, I don't know whether to talk to or read you or read you. Silence is staying reading. That's from elementary school. I like to endure it a better. - Silent and sustained reading is a throwback. SSR, shout out. - Perfect. - SSR, shout out. - Okay. - Thank you, God. - So I'm going full Bay Destrian. - You're going Bay Area. - Yeah, I think that's a easy call. I was gonna say NWO, like old school WCW, but I think-- - And see, family I think is a good, I would just get my Anne Hazel, who would let me play with her like arm fat. When she would, she had really droopy arms right here. And she'd let me pull it down and squish it against my eyes as a young child. - Yeah. - So like that would be a fun touch just on my entire chest. - Kumbai, I feel like that would really fly. - Okay. - You wouldn't want. - So like a family thing could be cool, but just knowing myself, I would just want to do like probably comedians. - Oh, okay. - Okay. - So now we're asking one of these action hero. - Okay, wait a minute. Maybe you're doing a 90. - Adam, think about this. - You don't want to go mind these action heroes on your body. You've got like Steven Segal on your rib cage. - What are you talking about? - You don't really want that. - That's a great idea. - Dude, I don't want to get any of these tattooed. - Well, you have to say it. - But if you have to, you don't want Dolph Lungren on your thigh. - I would have made poor decisions. - I think Adam-- - I didn't get all these. - I think you had a chance to make the best decision. - I think the comedian one is a good route for you. I could see that. - Okay. - You've got like Farley-- - Now just name five comedians. So you got-- - You get Chris Rock. You get Jim Carey. - Yeah. - Are we getting locations with these? - I don't know. - I don't know. - Yeah, where are you putting Chris Rock on your neck? - Chris Rock. - On your chest. - See the thing is, is I don't want-- - Wow, dude. - I don't even want to get these tattoos. - Yeah! - It's not gonna age well. - Oh, Adam, Adam wanted to get some comedic stands at us. - Wow, real nuance, Adam. Real nuance comedy. - I'm a nuanced comedy. - Riced, man. Take a stand. - I feel like it would be a full back piece and maybe a collage of all of them holding microphones, doing like Jim Carey, Ace Ventura. - Ooh, you know Chris Farley is gonna be up in the mix. - Yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah. - A Chris Farley tattoo would go so hard. - Oh yeah, just full, like, Mark Foley. Mike Foley? - Mike. - I love you guys. - Mike Foley. - I think it's Mike. - It fell through the table. - It's Mike. - Amazing. - Who, I mean, who else? - I probably, it depends on what age I got this tattoo. I'm out of gotten Sam Kennison. - No, you're missing one. You're missing one. He works with your buddy Kyle. - Well, Sandler. - Sandler. - Yeah. - But I don't want to go hotspots. Basically, the cast of SNL in, like, 1992 to '95. - That's cool, six. - I like that. - Yeah, I like that. - What do you think about this, Adam? - I'm just getting Nora Dunn on my throat. - You're like, dude, I gotta do it, man. - I'm a real completionist. - A sick Nora Dunn tattoo right here, man. - I'm a completionist and I don't want to leave anybody out, all right? - No one's left out. No one's left out. - And a gas tire. - Oh, yeah. - A whole back piece. - That's not a bad one. - I pulled out on my lower back. I was like this right over my ass over the humps. - Just shariotary on your forearm, for sure. - Take some rest. - A criscotan. - Criscotan would be, I make them dance like this. - Is he separate, is he in two pieces? - Yeah, no, no, no, no. - Criscotan, shariotary, and then I make them dance like Patunia and Pete and Pete. - You should have. - You should have. - Didn't they shariotary and Will Farrell be in the Spartan cheerleaders? - Oh, you're right, that would be. - Well, didn't Criscotan and shariotary do something? I know where they had big skits. - I just picture him. - We'll see, you see I'm not a big enough fan to get all these tattoos. - Yeah. - Well, you swang, you swung, you missed, but whatever. - Yeah. - Hi, it's Alec Baldwin. 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On the back of your calves, you have corn husks, and then where the calf definition is, that's the corn going up the back of your calf, corn husk your love. I know people from high school, multiple people that have that. That have, it looks like the skin is flapped open. The husk on underneath, it's just the corn husk. So you're made of corn, and I love that. I didn't love it when I saw it. I sort of laughed hysterically when I saw it. But that's the thing you make these poor decisions. Is there, what about that on your deck? Go ahead, Blake, go ahead, is there symbolism to corn? Is like corn, like, how is it like resilient like it? That's very straightforward Midwest. It's just being Midwestern, it's like corn, right? There isn't like a symbolism to it. There's no symbolism to it. It's just like we're sold to the earth, corn, fed. A lot of corn is here, America. What do you, what do you want it to be? What, what could the bit be? What could the like double mean it? Like I'm thinking if there was some like native people and like corn like maybe symbolize something like honkeys. We're talking about the Native American. No, no, no, no, no, no. We're just made of corn. We're made of corn. Yeah. I just eat a lot of corn. Can corn. So, so that's I think I would know what Omaha means. Yeah. Come on. Comedians. Well, the Bay Area also has a lot more. Stuff to like you could get MC Hammer. Like if if I did like an Omaha, Nebraska, there'd be like three things I could possibly get. It's that's not a right. You're not covering your body in these tattoos. Right. It would be Larry the cable guy. Obviously. Yeah. I get a tattoo of myself on my body. That's fucking pool. That's kind of cool. That's kind of cool. Yeah. The full Steve O style. Yeah. See. Um, okay. What is her name? Fuck, this is good for podcasting. No actress Gabrielle Gabrielle Union Gabrielle Union. Yeah, get Gabrielle Union. Yeah, legend, a legend, a legend. Uh, JoJo Siwa. Oh, no. Gotta get JoJo. Don't get. But you beat, uh, you guys have beef. Uh, yeah, she sucks. She's the worst. Yeah. Um, yeah, she actually sucks. But if I'm going to get tattoos of Nebraska's on my body, you know, there's only handful of us that's part of that. I become famous. So, uh, relatively kumbaya. Is that really my dad? Yeah. I remember. I think I said like flag it to top. It sounds incredible. Do it again. Sorry, man. Hold on. I was looking at something else. Kumbaya. I have another one of your dad, too. That's pretty good dick pics. Kumbaya. Did you hear that one? Do I sound exactly like it? Listen to this. Yeah. Listen to this one. Yeah. It's almost like you're his son. dick pics. Oh, yeah. It's a good one. Yeah, we got one more time. Oh, hold on, man. I keep leaving and you keep calling me back. dick pics. There it is. We got a lot. We got a lot for your dad on the cruise. Yeah. He gave a lot. Okay. Durs. What's what's yours? You haven't answered your, uh, your tattoo question. And I was waiting. I'm really wondering waiting with baited breath. I think it would have to be. So there's a guy on the show Jigalos who has like, you know where people get their bodies like fully inked out. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. We're in their head to toe tattooed. Yeah. And to me, don't do that. It's so gnarly. I understand if you like had some tattoos about an X or whatever, and you're just like, all right, fuck it. Fully sleeve the arm, which is, it's totally black. And yes, he got a cup of jigalos had like, Dautry, Chris Dautry did that. Yeah, ankles up and then to like, across his chest and one of his arm, but then he had it like, splashed across his like, stomach and dick. So it looked like he was being eaten by venom. They're like, Marvel. Yes. I would have to do that. And then I would do the faces of all the other guys on Jigalos, including the one who like murdered somebody if I had to. No. Okay. You know, like I said, Adam mistakes moment in time. Wait. All right. So we, we answered this, we answered this sort of truthfully what we would actually get if we had to like Bay Area stuff. Me, I guess comedy because life's a bit and then you die. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Which is my life motto. Dunkin. Yes. You say it constantly. It's because it's all I believe in. And so all I believe in. Okay. Okay. It's science. You want to, you want a real answer? Yeah. We want a real answer. Let's we'll take a deep on this. Come on. There's for 421 for 421. I might have to fucking rip this far. The bitch up again. I don't know if you guys are like this. Adam, you have a tattoo. Blake, you have none. Adam, you're not planning on getting another one. I'm like, I'm not anti tattoo, but there's just nothing that I'm like, Oh, yeah. That's going on my body. But I guess if I had to do something, yeah, it would be like portraits of like wife kids. Like, I don't know. Like, you got to go family. There's no, see that. I think. Yeah, especially like a, a portrait of your kid when they're young. Here's where you get like 35. You're like, remember when you were like this little guy. Come here. Come here. I'm kissing you. I'm still. Here's where you can. But then you're gonna, you're, you're, you're gonna be all wrinkly and your skin. You spend too much time outdoors. You're the skin, the, the sun damage. It's going to look like shit. That's where you can fuck up. Is like, nobody's going to nail the portraits of your family the way you actually think they look and it's going to end up being like kind of like, why is this picture of me still fucked up? What are you talking about? Even if they do a great job in 25 years, it will not look the same. But that's a, but that's every, okay, then I guess I would just do a full body MC Esher staircases everywhere. Pizza pizza. I don't know. I think you'd get Geiger. Oh, yeah. I would just do HR Geiger biomechanics all over my body. Oh my god. I stand by just getting little different, different parts of your life and just getting little like, remember when I did that. I remember I was here when this happened, when this person died, I got their name over here, where it just looks like a little etch a sketch all over your body. Can I just do a huge Elvira on my back? I like that, dude. Okay, now you're talking. Now you make it sense. That's what I would know. I feel like Elvira tattoos are absolutely better. Yes. All right. Do you remember all? Hot Elvira was. I told you to. Yeah, she's still big. And I don't even like women. Like women. I love women. I don't like the darkness. What do you know what I mean? I don't like when girls are like super witchy. You know, some some really you don't like goth, you don't like a goth babe. No, I think goth babe. They're hot, dude. Usually I don't. But then Elvira. Yeah. There's something about her. I don't know. I can't really put my mouth on it. I don't know exactly. But there's something about her that just presents itself. Great. You got to get points for the mouth, dude. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Come on. Yes, points. I know it's not a pun, but that's just great wordplay. Didn't I send you guys a goth thing the other day where it was like these five girls working at like a fast food place. Oh, yes. It was a donut shop. And they were like, what was it? Oh, it was a side. Is this a side chat that you guys are? No, you were on it. Show Adam that you were on it. And then I left social media after that. I was like, I gotta go. That was your last post. It was good. It was like these five goth babes, like working at a Dunkin Donuts or something. And they're all like explaining their favorite donut. They're like deep-throating each donut. They're like face fucking donuts. And they're all like suicide girls. I think God, suicide really, I wonder what it's like in the community, whether like I forgot about that suicide girls. What was that again? But wait, hang on, hang on. Sorry. It's basically like sexy golf. And I wonder what that is in the community. If they're like, I'm not suicide. I'm goth or if goth girls are like, I'm goth, but really they're like, no, you're suicide. Okay, dokey. Yeah. Well, goth is more like that. You said the community when just talking about goth. I'm just wondering. Goth is the word is the word macabre. Is that the word? It's more like that is a word midnight midnight macabre is what a viral host. Yes. I think it's more like a like darkness and and whereas like, you know, joint division. This is the shit like burning candles, you know, gargoyle. Yeah. See, this is the shit that that absolutely doesn't turn me on. You know, darkness spooky. No, yeah, like like cats, crystal balls, potions. Well, that's just what we doing. No, I'm talking more like poetry. Maybe like poetry is an all fucking emo. Emo is this is a is a subset of goth. I think it can be. And that's about as far as I can go. This is some emo music. I was just the right age that it hit me just right. Yeah. So some I can be on board with. But that's not real goth to me though. The second you get off of like the pop punky is it like Emo? No, I'm talking like bow house. The cure. Freakin. Okay. Well, I like the cure. Like I'm talking early God. I also wouldn't want to hang out with that guy. What? Why not? What was his name? The Robert. Robert Smith. What a bummer of a hang that guy. No, he's hella funny. No, I think he's a hella funny. Yeah. He's just like, look at all this fucking makeup and hair. Oh, so life's a bit and then you die. Yes. And then you die. Very macabre. Yes. A lot of these. Okay. Sure. A lot of these macabre people. Yes. Have a good sense of humor. Okay. Well, yeah. Okay. So life's I get it now. Life's a bit and then you die. Okay. Now now it all makes sense. Speaking of 90s SNL 90s. Okay. One of the funniest running bits to me was risk a tan in the basement. And then Jim Bruce come down as a big brother. Yeah. Members are doing like a public access show. He's like, it's as right now. Yeah. That's real. And then Jim Brewer comes down. He's like, what are you doing down here? Like, what would he do? He's like, are you filming your little show or whatever? Is he like the stepbrother or something? Or the older brother? Exactly. He'd be like, do you drive a Toyota Camry? Yeah. Yeah. Brighter. Black horse to school. That is an all-time sketch, dude. Chris Catan. Oh, bro. I was actually, man, a lot of that is just like very legendary comedy. It's a great, it's a great tattoo. I actually was on set because the other day by the way, go ahead. Go ahead. Oh, no, no, no, no. Tomatoes, dude. Oh, legend. Legend, man. Such a fucking hilarious, funny dude. I followed him around a mall 20 years ago in Chicago with a water tower place. I saw him. And I was like, I'm going to just follow him. He's in the street. You're just staring at him as he's a set of footlocking. I went into like two or three stores that he was in. It'd just be like, give me that osmosis. For sure. He was like these kids. are following. Yeah. He's trying to like this guy. Don't doubt you. He's going to the bathroom. You're following. How was he? I mean, you're not going to dog on him in real life. But how was he kind of a bitch? And is he a bitch? No, no, he seems like the best. He's really rad. And like a sweet person is, is he just like the most normal guy you've ever met? He seems like one of those guys that's super normal, but then can snap into his role or character. Yeah. Well, you know, he, he never played like really like out there zany characters. I feel like Tim Meadows is always like a version of himself. So he's just, he's just a naturally funny dude. He loves basketball. He's just, yeah, he's a great hang. Seems like a cool dude. I like that. I feel like he was the first to do the, so let me get this straight. Like if he was a straight man and someone did a crazy thing, he'd be like, you're going to go on the roof and you're going to do this thing. And you think that's normal? And it was funnier than the funny person. Yeah, he was getting laughs as being the straight man, which was cool. Like Seth Meyers kind of does that now on his talk show when people come on and are wiling out. He's like, okay, so you're, you're eating your Chinese food inside of a hamburger. Yes, no, totally normal. Seth has that bit where he has a guy in the audience who's like, Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on, hang on, Seth, you're telling me that we're not even going to celebrate the second. It was 23 years ago today that Spice Girls came out with and then whatever song is it because it's like you're telling me that we're not going to celebrate that. He's like, Oh, no, I didn't think you're going to celebrate that. Yes, we does like a straight man thing. I like that. But just repeating the situation out loud to the audience and crushing doing that. I feel like that was Tim Meadows created that. Yeah, he's a go. The bummer about Tim Meadows because wasn't he, he had like the record for the longest 10 years. Yes, an L. Yes. And then Kenan Thompson absolutely shattered it. He's still literate. He's still rated it. I wonder if if he was a little bit like fuck. He mentioned it, but it didn't seem like he was too bitter, but he definitely like, I forgot that Tim Meadows was you were on set with him for like a day and he and he brought it up. I can't leave him here and not just still on SNL. We were all trapped in a trailer for like 12 hours. So we covered a lot of stuff. Sure. Of course, SNL got brought. And anytime you talk to like an SNL cast made about SNL, it's the most intriguing stuff to listen to. It really is because the Lord is just insane, man. Tell us one thing. Well, they all talk like like they were at war. Yes, they were. But then it was an awesome war. Yeah, but also, but also they wake up having nightmares to this day about like going live. It's such an interesting because they also we were talking about I didn't realize they started up a SNL UK now. There's like a whole new SNL. It's like CSI fucking my am here. Some shit. Yeah, but people were kind of weirded out about it because the first host was Tina Fey and they're like, wait, so you're just getting American people to do SNL. It's kind of like, couldn't you get somebody else? Have you guys watched any of it? Or I have not seen it. Yeah, I watched her opening monologue. It was pretty funny, but I mean, it seems like a good idea. That's great. I mean, why? Yeah, it seems like there's a ton of really funny people over there and and there should be SNL. I feel like it's on SNL Thailand. The fact that they did or those were you know, it sort of just seems like Lauren is on his way out. And he's like, maybe now is the time that I just make ten of these shows and yeah, and retire. Let's just set it off in the world. I mean, I think they're just trying to make more clips, right? Like because that's what it's come down to. No, let it work for me. We're clip farming, right? We're just war farming for clips. It's so weird because like think of shows like the daily show or SNL, I don't watch any of those. Okay. I just watched them on on YouTube. I just watched clips on YouTube. I don't sit down and watch episodes of either of those. It's very I like to listen to the theme song. I like to watch the credits in the end to give people their kudos. I like that. No, I'm with you. I watch it on YouTube as well. I feel like as soon as John Stewart says his like final word, it fucking ends with the song coming in so hard. Like, did you want to watch these? You're like, oh, you're like falling asleep. It wakes you up and it's gonna sweat. It's crazy how funny he is. It's just. Oh, yeah. It's a whole other level. John Stewart's awesome. Yeah. And is he about done doing it? He because he quit for a long time and then came back does once a week. He does once a week. Yeah. It's a light lift. It's a light lift for your boy. But he slays it every time. Oh, so it's still the daily show. It's just he only comes in once a week. Yeah. And didn't he try to do another show that was basically exactly like the daily show and it didn't catch on? It wasn't basically like the daily show. I remember watching it and being like, okay, so we're like in the writer's room and then they'd be like, that's an interesting thing. And then it would like cut to kind of a news magazine section of that like explore that. Okay. Fuck it. I don't know. It seems like a little bit of like in the same way that the daily show clicks. I don't know. I think it was a little bit of like, there's an old guy in a room with a bunch of young people and the young people are like, this is what you need to be talking about and I'm going, yeah, right? And maybe it is that in real life. But like, it just didn't seem like as fluid. Right. Yeah. Didn't seem like all these people really liked each other. Like if we had our writer's room on air, it was us. It was this podcast. It's exactly this. Yeah. So it's exactly this. It'd be a little more enjoyable getting like a guy with a few other people being like, bouncing ideas. I don't know. I don't know. And I was saying it was called the weekly show with John Stewart. So it was almost exactly the same thing. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's basically the exact same thing. I like that. I like that a lot. I don't even remember that at all. I very much did not. Yeah. I think it came in when it was around. It was here. And then it wasn't. Notice me sent by notice me. Notice me. And now that we're talking about it, might might make a good, full body tattoo. Yeah. I'm sorry. Who were all of the daily show correspondents? Because we get the watch. But who can you name all the daily show correspondents? They were pretty good. Oh, look, they're also saying there was another show called the problem with John Stewart. I think that's what I'm talking about is the problem with John Stewart. The problem. And so I think they would sit around talking about the problem. That's annoying. Like the problem, the problem in like America, wherever, man, do you think there's problems in America? You fucking socialist bitch. You're fucking with two watch guys. You better fucking watch your ass. Oh, my bad, Joe. My bad, Joe. Dude, I did try to watch the news the other day. And it it shook, it shook me. I was like, Oh, fuck, I haven't like just sat and watched. And it wasn't like CNN or Fox where they you, they're, they're just going down the their own rabbit holes. It was like the ABC news where it was just like headlines, the hostess crime. Like telling you what's what's happening in that episode. And they just give you like four things in a row. And I'm like, is it always this terrible? Oh, my God. Yeah, news is very scary. It's very charged. I don't get why old people like watching it. If I'm old, people love the news. If I'm old, you're not going to catch me watch the news. I've already, I've already won at that point. I'm at the end of my life. I don't need to know what's going to happen. I'm going to do what my parents do and just watch the prices right. All the fucking, all the game shows, game shows are where it's at. I want Drew. Head in the sand. That's what this guy is going to be. Head in the sand. Nothing better than a game show, man. Bring a bag. Why do they like the news so much? Old people? Yeah. Is it because they feel disconnected, so they want to feel connected by what? Yeah. I mean, I thought that's a good theory, I think. It's science. You don't go to work and like, there's not much to do. There's just custody. Core of people like that. And that's not that there's any water cooler anymore. But like, they used to go to work. They'd clock in and see people. Now they're retired. And now they're like, what's happening? You know, the straight of hormones deeper into sports, right? Because then you could still go to your whatever bar where you go to play cards or whatever thing that you do. You could still have a thing to talk about, right? I think like, yes. I think they hadn't become two races. They still talk about sports. Yeah. Yeah. That is the way to go. Once you get two racists, you might even talk more sports. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Let's go more. That's a full body tattoo. Yeah. That's a full body. So, so underneath the corn is another layer, which is just racist. Huh. Hi, it's Alec Baldwin. 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(laughing) - Dude, a touch screen. - I don't know if they could do this. - I don't know. - Hey. - Happy 420 month. - Oh, man. - Imagine dude, imagine friggin' hitin' a doggy stall and you're playin' fuckin' flappy bird. - What? - I wish I knew what that was. - Yeah. - 69, dude! - Wait! Blake, what? - Dude, imagine. (laughing) Imagine, dude. Blake might be the most in the manosphere. - What are you talkin' about? - Ferry shagging, dude. - Yeah, I thought you were shit. - What the fuck is flappy bird, dude? - You remember flappy bird? - I don't. - It was an app. - Never played an app in my life. - You guys never played flappy bird? Are you guys fuckin' insane? - flappy bird. - Yeah, it's where you would tap it and make the bird float and you had to float between, like, you guys don't play a game. (laughing) - No, dude. - Dude, you guys sound absolutely insane. - You, Adam, you did Fruit Ninja. Adam, you did Fruit Ninja, right? - Yeah, it's absolutely insane. You don't know what flappy bird. - The year was 2000, whatever. 13 when I did Fruit Ninja. - The flappy bird is pretty old, dude. It's like around the same time as Angry Birds. - Okay. - Do you remember that? - I remember that because they made multiple movies, but-- - flappy bird was a massive-- - Now, did flappy bird get a movie? - Need or-- - Need or-- - No, 'cause you can't do Angry Birds, which I'm just putting together. They're both bird games, which is very odd. - Yeah, how much time and money do you think you've wasted playing phone app games? - I have not, I've always only played like free games. I think the only time I ever like put money into it is I was playing some weird like Marvel card game and I ended up like paying 10 bucks to get like Wolverine or some shit. - Which would be sick tattoos. - I was hoping for something a little more entertaining. - Yeah, and maybe time is time entertaining or is time for-- - Time, I think kids, yeah. - I used to, well, when I would work out, ride the bike or whatever, I would just play, I would just play like phone games, for sure. - While you're riding the bike, you're going so slow that you can play a game for a game. - No, I'm going fast. I can do both. - I love it. - I love it. - I can do both. - I can text while I run. - Well, you slow down, not really. - Not this time. - You're not going your fastest. - Not really. - You can go full speed. You're telling me. You're telling me you can go full speed. - Yeah. - This dude's out there. - And you can blast off a text. - I'll be home in 20 minutes in a period. - Absolutely. - And make sure that you just leave out the bread period. - Do you voice text, Blake? - Do you voice text? - I can see you now. - I've never voice text in my life. I hate voice text. I want it off my phone. - And is it because you want to be young forever? - No, I just don't like it. I don't like-- - Because I feel like such an old man, but I've started to do it. Maybe within the last year to two years. - Oh, also it bugs me to hear people doing it in public. It kind of pisses me off. I find it very like rude. - Well, I think that's interesting. That's a take. - Hey. - Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't want to, it's a take. We love it. - We love it. - Stop. - I'm not going to stupid dumbass. - I mean, why is that rude? It's just like they're talking to someone. - No, it's just like if it's business stuff, or I just don't want to hear it. - I agree. If there's a certain level to the volume, but no, I'm time and place, quiet, if I'm on the plane. - I feel like taking off now, period, love you, period. I promise I won't die, period, ha ha ha. - I don't need to hear that. Like, yeah, okay, yes, I will get the kids and then also pick up a fucking taco meat, period. - Yeah, that's great, yeah. - Like how you got scared and threw a fucking in there? Like you got scared. You didn't know what to say. So you said fucking and taco meat. - Adam, you're saying texting is a young person's game 'cause I feel like the young person's thing is not voice to text and it's not typing a text. It's sending voice notes. - Dude, people send me voice notes. - That shit is cool. - All the time? - Diabolical. - By the way, don't even know how to do it. I've tried several times. - It's impossible. - It's impossible. - It's impossible to do. - But voice notes is a complete game changer. You like that over, so now what you're doing is - Now I have to say, listen. - Wherever you are, you need to listen to this out loud. - Yes, so then they have to listen to it or the ultimate, I don't give a fuck. - Your ear, which is, by the way, who even does that anymore. And then I don't like the ones that it'll disappear. Like you listen to it once and it'll disappear. - Yeah, like some period. - Well, okay. - But that's kind of the fun of that. - Maybe that's why they're doing it. - I think that is. - I think that is why there's no evidence of what they said, too. - Evidence. - 'Cause I'm like, "Did you just call me a bitch?" And then they're like, "I don't know, did I? "No one will ever call me." To me, it's the ultimate, not only am I too lazy to type it, I'm too lazy to say it out loud and then read it back, proofreading, before I send it to you. - Oh, you're saying. - I'm just sending you a stream of consciousness that should be a phone call. Just make it a phone call. - True, like leave a message. But I'll be honest, if you leave a message, call me. - Well, if I don't pick up. - Like if I text you back, I know. But like if you're in a conversation with somebody who keeps sending you voice memos and you're going like, "Haha, that is crazy." Yeah, I know you mean. I'll see you later today. And they keep voice, I'm like, call me. Call me. - I'll piss now. - I'll say this, if someone does call you and you don't pick it up and it goes to voicemail, I don't even listen to voicemails if you leave me a voicemail. Well, no, yeah, that's. - I like to leave voicemails for fun. - I like. - 'Cause who does it? - I like when my close friends give me a call. - Which by the way, it doesn't happen that often. - Absolutely. - You know, every once in a while, it's nice to just reach out and just talk. - Takes a long surgery. - Yeah. - Just talk to somebody. - Goddamn. - Goddamn. Sometimes you just need to pick up the damn phone. - Yeah, just pick up the phone, dude. Don't send her into voicemail. - We are. I get it if it's a work thing fucking voicemail. day. I'm not trying to talk to you, Isaac, you know, you know, yeah. Um, any takebacks and apologies and epic slams? I guess our 421 message to everybody is pick up the phone and call your friend and call your friend and then get a full body tattoo based on that call. So you better have some topics. What else can we do in that conversation? Um, maybe throw a voice memo to Blake and the DMs. Okay. By the way, if you send me those, which I think I've gotten in the past, they're immediately deleted. Never even listened to them. Wow. Wow. I listen. I listen. So I read some on it. Well, sure, I'll read something. But if it's a voice memo, no, that seems like an invasion of my body. You're going in my ears. Like you're going to go inside my ears into my eyes. I can't on here. Okay. Shut the fuck up. When did you read something? There's, there's a disconnect. I, I don't know if I've really ever gotten those, but maybe I have. Maybe I'm just stoned, man. I said them to you. Uh, happy 421, boys. Well done. Do you have any 420 memories? Did you 420 in high school? And you didn't really smoke that much weed in high school, right? Blakey? I know everyone thinks that you're a stoner, but you're not. No, I'm more found my, uh, my, my lungs in, uh, in college and after. Okay. When you met me. Yeah. Yeah. I used to scrape the resin from the, from the pipe. How many, let me ask you guys this in college? How many times did Adam shotgun into your mouth, blazer? Fucking thing sucks. I'd say zero times, right? I wasn't shot gunning. What? What? Because people would be like, it gets you higher. And so like, yeah, some woman would take a rib and then they'd be like, they'd get as close as that when I really didn't kiss. And then they would blow it into the mouth and think that that's, it's supposed to be a boy girl that dudes or dudes to shake. I don't know how many, like, homie to homie shotguns. I think I saw, I feel like think I saw Kyle and Adam do it, but I never, I was never that. I don't think you did. I feel like I was constantly doing it with teacher. Okay. Uh, uh, the idea of getting like, I mean, that's just not having a lot of weed, right? So you're trying to get as high as you possibly can with the smallest amount of weed because I had a homie that was always like, he had, uh, like this plastic sheet, basically. And he would always want you to get underneath it to like, trap it in like a tarp. They're like a tarp. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. It was a tarp. It was a tarp. And, uh, it's a climate. So then all the weed smoke would stay under the tarp and then you'd get super extra high. But I'm like, dude, every time you go over there, he's wanting to do this. I'm like, man, I don't really want to get under the tarp at this guy again. Is there baby oil? But he was, but he was smoking his weed with us. We never brought weed over there as always. He would smoke us out. But then me and Austin would have to get under the tarp. Clear tarp or blue tarp? It was a blue tarp. Yeah. That's uncomfortable. If it's clear, I feel like you can at least look at your homie. Yeah. And it's like a murder. You can see the door. You can remember, like, look at doors over there. That's like American psycho. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sick. Happy 420. American sick, though. Happy 420. Oh, yeah. Any tape X any apologies? Any epic slams here? I got nothing. Apologies to the Taiwanese community for being lumped in with the land of time. Smoke weed everyday. I'm sorry. I'm, I'm so sorry. And I feel horrible. Yeah. I really do. But it was an honest mistake. That's alright. I didn't, I didn't mean anything by it. It reminds me of how like the Netherlands is also Holland. But they're also Dutch. So it's, yeah, that basically it's their fault. Yeah. That's confusing. I would, I'm, I'm confused by that. Yeah. I'm really confused. They got to make it a little more clear. Yeah. They do. For sure. Oh, yeah. Isaac, are you saying we've only been going for 45 minutes? That is not true, dude. No, we've been going for 59 minutes. Oh, in a 10 seconds, it's going to be an hour. Oh my god. Oh, we wait. Three, two, one. And that's another episode of this is imported. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. This is an iHeart Podcast, Guaranteed Human.