Ep 290: This Cruise Was Important Part 2

This is an "I Heart" podcast, Guaranteed Human. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of "I Heart" Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important, you guys wouldn't be here if he didn't toss her beans. My first Pono magazine I found behind a dumpster at elementary school, and it changed my shit. What, you don't love me? You wish I was hit by a cement truck again? What? Let's go! Oh my God! Can you believe? Can you believe it's the last day of the cruise? No! Who's dragon? This is crazy, it's like a twilight zone episode. Okay, go ahead. And do you, please explain why you think that? It's just like, we keep drinking buzz balls and it keeps happening over and over again. Okay, yeah, that's what you're saying, yeah. It's like a Groundhog's Day. Okay, yes, what else is it like? Like, every day for me, basically. Fantasy Island? I was excited when you were giving the intro and you had zero voice. I kind of found it. I just realized when I was yelling into the mic that I hadn't talked like spoke aloud yet. There was a lot of whispers this morning. I thought it was like for dramatic effect. What a time to start a podcast. Good noon podcast. We love a noon podcast. We now sell four in the morning, we love a noon podcast. Who was that karaoke last time? I think a lot of you were. We got some singers. We got some talent on this shit. Is it me or could it just be karaoke the whole time? I feel like people are -- I feel like people would enjoy that. The next cruise we're doing 100% karaoke. This karaoke is important. You can't leave the boat until you sing. Absolutely. Blake will enforce that. Yes. Like what are you looking for? I was trying to find -- please don't find -- He's closing. Stop him. I'm watching porno. Your Wi-Fi works well enough for that. Yeah, it does. Oh, wow. Mine got blocked. Your boobs are huge. I found it. You don't say. Perfect. I couldn't find it. So, yeah, no, I'm fair enough. I was hammered last night. I think a lot of us were pretty hammered last night. I think I've been given a good lid on it. Last night, the lid popped right the fuck off. It really did. I was so drunk that this morning when I went to brush my teeth, I accidentally did it with preparation H. Okay. Wow. And why do you have preparation H? For hemorrhoids. Okay. Do you actually -- I know Kyle knew a check. RIP. Yeah. He's dead to us. Yeah. He has horrible, horrible hemorrhoids. But do you actually have hemorrhoids? No, it's more preventative. Like, I put it on my butthole so it never gets hemorrhoids. Oh, yeah. Good call. You guys don't do that. Our smartest friend. Thank you. I was watching clips of, I guess, Nate Bergazzi had a cruise on this very ship a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. Adam likes to research his ideas. Yeah. And then they look so professional. He was wearing a suit. Yeah. And I was like, this is not our cruise. And you know what? I think I like our cruise a little more. I do too. There was one person in his entire ship. Yeah. That was dressed as wizards. And I see dozens of wizards out there. Yeah. Let's say the portal is opening up right before our very eyes. That would be freaky. Can you imagine that happened? That'd be freaky. What? If a portal opened up here, that'd be freaky. It might very well open up later on. So crazy. I don't know. What would you say is your favorite part of the cruise thus far? Oh, that's a good question. I mean, I had a lot of fun last night at my DJ set. It was kind of stress and death. But we got it funky. It was cool. It was cool. Everybody was really cool, man. Like it was very worried right before his set. He's like, I don't know. I just don't have it. I'm like, you're just playing fucking music. What are you talking about? Yeah. That's right. That's right. I have to deal with a lot of tech. It's like, it's a lot to think about me. Yeah. Okay. Well, it doesn't look like you're dealing with any tech. Because I never see you do anything. When you DJ, this is all I see. Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah. That's what DJ is. Yeah. What are you talking about, dude? That is true. Hey. And then it's just on your phone. It's like you're just, you're like a grandma texting. You're like one finger just here. Next track. And you're like, okay. Oh, this one's from the bay. E-40. Here's another E-40 song. Hell, yeah. But that was fun. I went to your DJ set. That was pretty fucking sacred. I had a blast. That was my favorite. That was my favorite moment. Because what about you guys? Well, I ran into the girl that wanted to butt fuck you last night. And she was wearing the harness for the strap on. Okay. Outside of her clothes. Okay. There's not a rock climbing wall here that she was coming from. I don't think there was a rock climbing wall. No, we don't have that. And then she said, where's Blake? Just let him know I'm ready. Just so you know. And I feel ready for the portal to open. I feel bad that you keep airing her out. No, no, no, no, no. She's raising her hands. She's really stoked out. There she is. There she is. Bella's, if you want to get butt fucked. She's the one. She's the one. She's the one. She's the one. She's the one. Say it loud. Say it proud. See, I wasn't just airing her out. I knew last night she came up to me and she was like, fuck yeah. I am willing to bump up Blake. Well, that's what I love about this cruise. People are unabashed. They're unashamed. We're just living our fucking best lives, right? It's international water. Anything can get down. I wish that we told this story. And then like the captain of the ship himself came to us and was like, it's time for me to tell you about the butt fuck ghost. Everyone who hosts a podcast on this ship is approached by a ghost that talks about strapping on a dildo and butt fucking you. She's not really. We are going to have sex. Please don't repeat it. This is Dursat the, are you afraid of the dark fire? Like, for how it's sprinkling the dust? Yeah. Snake. Let me tell you about the ghost who butt fucks you. A cruise ship. The butt. Yeah. That one was a camp counselor. I was doing that. Are you afraid the dark was probably the greatest show on on Nickelodeon? Right? Is everybody here like Nickelodeon kids like? Yeah. Man, they had a fucking line up, dude. That's tough. In the 90s. In the 90s. In the 90s. I was more of a Nick Jr. guy. Oh really? You were doing Bluetooth. Yeah, I was. Yeah, when I was about 25, that's when I got deep into it. Paulie Wogg, sorry. No, I was a, I was a Pete and Pete boy myself. Okay, yeah. Pete was quite legendary. Yeah. What happened to those guys? They're out there. Yes. No, like literally out there. They're like, what up? They are. They're in the files. Strongest man in the world. Yeah, it's Pete. Pete's over there. Allegedly, they're in the files. Whoa. I don't know. Yeah. It could be. I don't know. I can almost guarantee that they used that noise on Pete, Pete. It was weird like that. It was. The ice cream truck episode is like seared into my brain. Oh, yeah. Mr. Softy. Yeah. Yes, of course. Same. Of course. What was out of, I don't remember this specific episode. They were just waiting for the ice cream truck guy to show up. Because it was like the hottest day of the year. Yeah. And he like did it show up until the very end. Yeah, it could go like, they're like, I think Mr. Softy died. Yeah. Like we said, it was very good. Paulie Wogg. What are the things that are seared? There's things from your childhood that you can never forget. Like, like fucking dark crystal. And just I can't get that out of my head. And nobody watched dark crystal. No, buddy. No. I think everyone's just about as hungover as we are. Yeah. See, that's what's happened right now. Usually we just do this when we're homes huddled over our computers, talking to each other. We're trying to really deliver for you guys. But I can see some people nodding off. Yeah. I'm drunk now. I guess he's some people nodding off. Hey, I might be one of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, I mean, I think we need to drink. I think there's only one way to approach that blue drink that's right there. I don't know whose drink that is, but it's right now. A blue drink is a drink. Technically speaking. And what are you doing? Isaac's still alive. There we go. Isaac Horn, everybody. Look at that. Beautiful. Red, white, and blue. Golf of America. Is that what that's called? I hope not. Isaac told me that his kids are very embarrassed. Well, his son specifically is very embarrassed that he showed his tits on Netflix. So. Yeah. If you guys could say that it's cool and that we love Isaac's tits Maybe we chant Isaac's tits for for his son Dalton. Yeah, that'll help. That'll help Isaac's tits Isaac's tits Isaac's tits Isaac come here Isaac one more time buddy Let's see him Let's see those titties double down. I know I know you don't want to but here we are. We're still doing it Oh His his body is like those fucking things you lay out with where it reflects back into you Right, right, right. I was gonna say one of those like balloons that have like a never-ending grip Oh, yeah, the water. We like can't grip it right? The water weeners. Yeah, the water weeners Isaac's body is like One of those things that are outside of car dealerships just Yeah Isaac's body looks like a bowl of mashed potatoes - Isaac's body looks like swamp things albino brother I think Isaac's handsome. What else? What else? What else? Isaac's body looks like marshmallows that were left out in the sun. Oh What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? I like people have gone to know Isaac and now people are on Isaac's side How dare you? Yeah, fuck off. You're on our side goddammit. Yeah Come on. Yeah The people are like actually I met him. He's a nice guy Isaac's body looks like my body if they found me in the river Oh, oh Isaac's body looks like ET at the end of the movie with the record. Oh one of them dying. Yeah Dude, it's it's just a specific type of white It's just a specific. Yeah, yeah, I really I really thought I really thought I was gonna get a nice tan on this ship But I really haven't it's not too late you could pop that top. All right, let's do you're welcome Look at him go very shagging darling hot hot hot hot, okay Your boobs are huge 69 divs always gonna be I love this. I love this. I Love what my boy's doing He's built like a fucking mat trove look at him. We got we got 20 30 minutes. Keep doing keep doing it You are really hot. Yeah, you know what oh, thanks buddy You know kissing the home is good night isn't day. I don't want you to know that well. Can you kiss me good morning? Sure good Kisses all right. I like it does I dare you to kiss Adam. I Dare you to kiss Adam I didn't like it. I didn't do it. I didn't like it. Wow. Dude. I forgot I forgot well the thing about Anders is his mustache protrudes so far out dude. You scared. I was way scared. Okay Because are you you guys didn't know that this is just a a gay porno podcast. Yeah Catch us on a four-day bender on the fourth day. It's just gay porn. Oh, we're at we're out of shit to say we're like, huh? I guess we fucking kiss each other for And people here are we cruisers. You guys go on cruise besides this cruise Like show of hands like first-time cruisers Holy shit same. That's important. Yeah, I'm kind of like are we cooking it? Did we go too hard is like tonight like right always do you have anything left in the tank for tonight? I think we do Yes, yes, yes, yes, and I hate to be this guy, but I am so here's what I think we should do guys after this You pack. Okay. You pack you you lay out the outfit that you're gonna put on in the morning Then you head out the wheels fall off when you wake up somehow in the morning everything's packed your outfits laid out You slither into it. You get the fuck off the boat and you go back to Tampa Dude, I love that Durses such a legit. Okay guy He really is he's got to tell us how to pack and wind a pack. I know we're not packing shit I'm really help. No, no, we're just throwing everything in the bag and go in. Okay. Good luck. Luggage talk Oh, oh, and what is that bag blazer? I Honestly don't know. I don't know what kind of bag I have. Okay, why? I just like your luggage it to me luggage is just a thing To me luggage is just a thing also No, you know name brands of luggage which to me is fucking weird, dude, so let me still make some things I truly don't know I think it's a Jansport. Oh, so you do know Oh, so your luggage is a crack in the image is your backpack from 5th grade. Yeah, I Believe that dude. It was either Jansport or Eastpac and if you didn't have one of those two you were a fucking Shump dude, okay, wow Bye, and I was a Jansport guy Yeah, it had like you could get it with the swayed and then if you had this way It was like oh shit smaller at school. Yeah, you're like oh shit. Their parents must be paid. Yeah, my family We didn't have the swayed No, it's like my mom we would get like the disc. It was always like the off color that you didn't want right It was like the black school the blue school the green school and then I just have like a tope Yeah, I guess I Tie diet or something. Yeah, maybe see Blake. That's why we love you, dude Because you're like what if we just tie diet it the the or something zero limits to the way your bind works. Thank you I think my mind's just about to start working better if I pop this okay, okay I don't care. He said city spray it should he spray it maybe you know, I don't know if they're gonna just just on this one person I don't know if they're gonna love that Okay, all right I Absolutely love that these sweet awesome people that sat in the front were excited to be here I have another one as soon as you would run out run about like look at my girl Jessica Vickers She's like absolutely don't do that this girl right here is being on maybe five or six live shows She's had the cruise big shout out to Jessica Vicks. Hey big shout out and her hubby Shout out to all of the day one T.I. Nation. Let me hear you. Oh I don't I don't discriminate shout out to everyone who's here, but it's just kind of a trip like you know We're even if you came around day two or day three whenever you came around. Yeah, we appreciate you Even if you're walking away from the podcast right now. Yeah, I love seeing the the T.I. Nation out in the world Because it's almost like it's like fight club Where someone it'll be like a valet and he'll come out and be like T.I. Nation, right, right? Like did you not want other people to know that that you like the podcast is like play it cool, man Yeah, I'm just parking cars playing fucking cool. Hey, hey, I don't want to get fired right or should I get dentist is like please My whole practice will go under if you tell anybody they can't even look you in the eyes when they say it They're just like I listen to the podcast. I listen to podcasts don't tell anyone don't tell a soul type but hole I can't believe I like this kind of humor type but hole. I went to Harvard type but hole No, but honestly like Did you guys even imagine that we would be on a fucking cruise ship for the podcast when we say yeah I feel like they manifested it and we just were like out of control like food It all just like and stepping on the boat is Isaac's master plan for our careers He's like, uh, and then we're gonna start a podcast and five years later. We're gonna be on the cruise and then I will show my kids Super dumbass. Thank you, sir. Sorry. Thank you, sir Keep your shirt on bitch Yeah, what are you are you gonna chuck that? No, oh? Bitch and I tell you guys the power of confidence. I don't care what you say. Oh god. Oh, jeez I'm gonna be me. I'm not a slave to your commands and You guys shouldn't be a slave to anyone else. Okay, live your life. I don't give away. See who we look at your guys Adam yesterday we we interviewed your mom, but that's true Your dad is here as well. Oh Okay, it's Dennis divine here. Oh, he fell asleep. He's sitting in the corner. He fell asleep. Hey And then is he once you get your sweet cheats up here. Come on. Come on. Look at him go that shit's important They've been a thank you guys for being so cool to my parents. They've been having a fucking blast on this cruise Time time of their lives. My dad is gonna get a new long Your son. Yes. He's gonna be on the track. That shit's important. So this is his last Salute today is D with these old lungs. Yes, sir. My man Captain of the cruise ship get in here Take my seat get in here, bud Come on come on come on. It's this is Adam's dad show some respect. This is can't come on Wait the fuck up. There it is Give him boys some love you deserve this don't you? I guess I do Wait, wait you guys you have to hear Dennis's voice because it's real It's real hey. Hey. Hey give us that shit's important that shit's important Right If Dennis had a longer beard, he could be in ZZ top. Yeah, absolutely Now what what do you think it? What is your favorite part of the crew so far? And is it? Being blackout drunk with mom or Her taking care of you are you taking care of her because you guys are both black out the entire time well, I Don't remember much We're back. Yeah, that sounds like a C all the above What are you now? Okay, so what do we ask my mom yesterday? We asked her like what was the craziest part about Raising you yeah raising me. What would you say? What was the craziest part about raising me? Well, where do we go again? Probably the craziest thing was that party was pretty barbell baller Least man, I mean I think we talked about it yesterday, but I had a party like a thousand people showed up It was an acts as a whoopsie daisy The helicopter the crime lab van in Omaha shut up. It was a big deal My friend was on acid and he he hid in my neighbor's garden and just covered himself with dirt and laid there for eight hours Whoa, straight camouflage. Yeah, it's pretty sick. RIP Now now you don't think I mean getting hit by a cement truck was a big deal or no mostly the party Well, yeah, that was kind of a big deal. Right. Yeah, that was that was pretty dramatic Trying to make your dad cry on What you don't love me you wish I was hit by a cement truck again, what no? All right, good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. If he said yes The boat would just stop We'd all start crying together holding hands Come by he said kumbaya kumbaya Yo, wait, we might need that a little louder so we could put that on the board Kumbaya Yeah, we're clipping that I feel like anything anything tennis says Fucking goes hard Yeah, just say jelly donut jelly donut. Oh with a little inflection Hit it with this D so it's donut donut donut. Dunn it. How do you spell donut? By the way? What do you mean? Dio and well, I'm glad I brought it up. I'm there's two ways to spell it D.O And you see and then the other longer way. No, that's French. That's French. Yeah or Canadian words like dough You know when there's those words that like people just spelled differently like color Yeah, I know that name is neighbors spelled two different ways. What the you with me? Now were you the guy that had both of his nipples pierced yesterday? Nipple chain a classic nipple chain. I love the like casual correction nipple chain actually my friend Cellutations, but you have the same seat. So I was like. Oh, yeah, the look he's back I wonder you still have the nipple chain going on underneath or not Yeah, this rough. Yeah, russies. He'll look. Where did you get the nipple chain done? My local sex shop. Oh, you look like a shop dude. I love that kind of Oh, I love I love our crew. Everybody here is just fucking Dennis Dennis, I think we forgot you're here. Oh, you ever rock any nipple chains in your day. No, no, no, no nipple chains Some dick pics some excuse me dick pics. All right, now it's talking wait wait dick. Oh, you got to do his ass. You'll get the answer Cuz I'm like if you're sending penny dick pics. I'm like love is forever And and she receives him and goes go fee Right perfect. How long have you and penny been married 43 years 43 years? Damn Are you guys still getting after it? What is hell? I'm 69 years old I don't know why I was just humping the air talking about my dad fucking my mom It's literally your father is with my mother penny. Yeah, this is like a origin story weekend. We're all learning Adam was the first kid ever to be conceived in a 69. Yeah Yeah, it all makes sense now doesn't it. It's complicated. I don't know how I got pregnant Dennis got it done man So glad we're covering a divine sperm the power Where are you guys? Oh, when did you how did you first meet? I know the story, but please enlighten us Adam bar. Yeah, wow a man of so many words. Thank you for elaborating. It's all you need. That's my sixty nine That's how they used to do it now the kids in these amps. What was your pickup line to sweet penny D? Well, how's your baked beans? Oh, what yeah, that's a good one because it's like Huh, and then you're talking you're talking. It's a conversation started. No, no, no. Be real. You're trying to be funny. No, and I think he's being honest I just got I think your mom got hooked by your dad by saying how's your baked beans? I just got hard Why know my mom did call herself the bean queen For years and by the way, I need answers. They're good. They're good baked beans, but she's like I'm the bean queen And then now we call her out on it and you're like yeah, you called yourself the bean queen She's like I never did that and you're like you did for years right But what did you say you were something about her hair right? Oh, yeah, I told her she had the prettiest hair. I've ever seen Wow, I like you shagging dealing And and you guys say that I'm a creep for when I see a female cross-fitter at the gym and I tell her I want to look exactly like her um No, we don't and you guys know you guys said that that was creepy. Well, you're looking great Yeah, great. I want you in a sports bra right now just so you can realize I think you've achieved it I think you're there. Thank you guys like I'm a I'm a beefy female cross-fitter if I could just see you in the gym Like when they hold onto the like pole and then they just do this one. Oh, wow This is actually been to the gym on this ship which is has anybody worked out at all There's nobody there. It's been empty which has been fabulous out of the two thousand people on this ship 11 people Yeah, and good for you guys everyone else is like I got my work out in Right here. So Dennis. Did you did you have the beans? Did you try them stop it? What are you saying? This is no that's a euphonism for my mother's beans Wait, what I tossed your beans. Okay All right time to go. Jesus. Thank you. Thanks Dennis divine everybody. Jesus Dennis divine everybody. Oh, that's as Christ My god, you heard it here first. Oh My god, you guys wouldn't be here if he didn't toss her beans I love you Dennis I'm so stoked Dennis came on the cruise. That's our fucking guy That's our guy that shit's important. Can we get some chews for those a's? We got some questions. I like this goblin just just in the back just like casual It's a wizard theme and he's like I'm gonna see your wizard. Yeah, I think it's an orc on a cruise like just weird shit Just becomes casual right. Oh, yeah, right. Oh the goblin walk about thinking it's casual Okay, we got some hot hot cues and let's give you some sweet Sweeties Let's do it hard slippery a's Are your shit's hard lumps sausage shape snake like fluffy or watery you guys. Thank you guys Aren't you that people want to know the people want to know about our shits who watched poop crews before they came on The bummer was is we we started to sell tickets the week poop crews came out That's when we announced the cruise and I was like oh my god 11 people were gonna show up So thank you guys for showing up the real yeah, the real go-hards. I were like man. I don't care if it's covered in sludge They kind of like it. I'm part in with these guys. They're still time to turn this into a poop cruise Okay, they're still time. Okay Yeah, got god willing the toilets overflow. Yeah, I hope and we're knee deep into it. I hope that Jacuzzi is just diarrhea Yeah, I've been pretty regular Okay, that's incredible. No, sorry. I'm not done. Oh regular Lead just it's been consistent. That's right and by that I mean like There's a consistency to it that is water is water. Yes. Yes. I'm just weirdly shitting sand. Okay. Yeah, it's like granule Yeah, it's just it spurts. I said yeah, yeah. It's bad. It's bad. I got to get off this boat. Okay, after I fucking rage tonight The thing is is I looked at all the activities today. We got a belly-flop competition The TII games that are gonna happen. Oh, yeah, that's gonna be a we're hosting a blackjack tournament, I think dude I got to learn blackjack You're gonna have to learn how to count which honestly why am I not just at the belly flopping? I don't why I should just be the belly-flopping thing is are people going Of that. Yeah, yeah, maybe I do that to them. No me. No, I'm gonna do that. But me well, I'm great at belly flopping You I think you should enter. Yeah, I might I'm sure you're good at it I'm great at it. Whoa, well, let's see. We have a throwdown. Yeah, well, the thing about me is I Don't feel pain dog. That's okay. I don't it doesn't actually even hurt me because water is my friend. Okay You've ever seen the abyss. No, yeah, the water comes out at me and we do like slow kissing. Oh, all right Like what we almost did, but then you pussy it out. Yeah, well that much that's it That much stash was fucking foul dude. I guess I caught a whiff of your breakfast. I was like was a french toast and eggs. That's foul. Yeah French toast and eggs only the best breakfast ever and I mean yeah, but not on my homie's lip What is your dream movie role pick for each other? I did it already. It was game over man. I love you guys. I love you guys to pick for each other I would love to see Anders as like Jeffrey Dalmer. I would do you know. You I mean, yes There's one of these people for it. I'm not gonna play there's would make such a good serial killer Oh, I want to see real life or a movie. Yes. I feel like he's been studying for the role. Yes, he's made for it My brother looks like Jeffrey Dahmer. He does. He sure does. He's here. He's around. He's saying he's saying Rob in last night Pretty poorly But he gave it his all What would we see at what would we want to see Adam as yeah guys? What would you want to see me as? I'm hearing Rudy which would be pretty cool a Rudy remake. That's cool. Yeah, and underdog story I can get behind that, but I just I just think I want to see you as like live-action trolls like yeah, right But what they could like treasure troll, you know, I understand what you're saying, but that's offensive But yeah, and yet when he says it, we all kind of go. Oh, uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah, okay That makes it with the jewel in the belly button. Yes. I think you'd be an awesome troll. Uh, I remember One one Halloween. Do you remember this one Halloween? I went as a treasure troll and we had a big party at our house And then I couldn't understand why at the end of the night. I didn't get laid Yeah, because I was in a flesh-colored body suit with a jewel attached to my belly button and my hair was spray-painted red But that's half the people here, and they be fucking yeah, that's true. I'm not really sure You know 15 years later. I found my people. Yeah, thank you guys. You really have to consider your Halloween costume I'm thinking for Blazer. Yes live-action Simpson movie. You're the bus driver auto. Yeah. Oh my god I could see I could see we're redoing stranger things Uh-huh, but all the kids season one all the kids are that age. They're like ten and you're just the 42 year old man That's kicking it with them. Right. What's up? Yeah, it was just like what's up? You playing D&D and then I did basically I just keep saying you think that's strange Hey, look, it's Morris from the forest and you just come out of the woods like hey guys I think that's right. You guys want to you guys want a little tear out of this porno magazine? I have you think that's strange I mean it takes place in the 80s. That's that's how we had to consume. Oh, yes, my first Pornomagazine I found behind a dumpster at elementary school and it changed my shit You found it in the dumpster of an elementary school. Yes So why is it there? Why is it in that dumpster of the elementary school dog? I don't know All I know is like the playground was a buzz. It was a buzz everybody started being like, hey, man It sounds like Marcy's playground Sex and candle. It's a sex and standing. There's there's a porno behind that I remember we found we we had one that we kept under a log In a creek by my middle school. So I understand which are they shout out to everyone who grew up near a creek. Oh, yeah I think that's I just remember a little tear out of like an advertisement for Robo cock. Oh, oh, she was like a robot guy getting head Okay, I'm in I just remember that. It's that and the PnP episode with the ice cream man And actually I want to recast you. I would like to see you as Robo cock. That would be sick, dude come with Make me come or they'll be trouble That's kind of a plan what would you say is your most random random hidden hidden talent. Hmm. I know I feel like all of our talent I'm gonna show you okay, what I feel like all of our talents. We've shown at this point if we have any amount of talent We've we've wrung out the others. Yeah, we're letting it be known. I think I surprised people with my yo-yo skills Oh God, what do you got? Oh, I can walk the dog I could do the cradle. I got that same. I can sleep the hell out of them around the world Oh, around the world. I think I could if we had you think you've never done it. My kids got a yo-yo from Santa And they were like, how do you do this? And I was like fucking check this out It's just mind-blown and they were like my dad's cool. Like well, no, I was in Geno's yo-yo two years. He'll know the truth Yeah, I love that that's how you won them though on some yo-yo tricks. Yeah, I feel mine is a hacky-sacky and I feel like I'm a Okay, a lot of people don't understand my hacky-sacky skills, but I'm afraid anybody got one sandbag anybody got one I'm a freak. How is there not a hacky sack on the cruise? That is kind of that's wild I'm sure I'm sure and somebody's pointing up there. I'm sure we'll hack you. Yeah, let's get a hack going throw an anti-buzz ball up here kick said so throw one empty buzz ball You guys have one empty buzz ball throw it up. Oh, yeah, yeah, that was almost close. That was close. Throw it. Yeah. Yeah, here we go. Uh-huh, ready. Yeah, okay, okay That's it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. What did you do? We get it? Go ahead. Show them one skill. Oh Let's go. Oh, yeah, and you're not gonna up him. Yes, Queen. I didn't know I had it like that How come I how come I feel like this is exactly what happens on the three 11 crews there it is three up sick three okay Is Blake really three inches Andrew from Portland? Three inches. I know I'll show you. No, no That's way too late. It's too much. Next question Three is anyone? That's a weird ass question. I feel like that was teeing me up to show my dick and I just can't get there until tonight. Oh My god, I say something for the grand fandom. The Norwegian Jules at full mass. Oh my god Would we be friends if we didn't work together and I think so Yeah, you look at Blake and say that. I think we would we definitely would play we would yeah, we would for sure I'm just wondering how I would have met there's like where do you think we would have met at some store? I was shopping at that you were working out. Yeah, alright You know which I'd be like does this come in medium sir? I'm working at REI and I will use some like hiking boots or something Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I could see that okay Yeah, I think I would have been friends with theirs and I would have been friends exactly kind of how we all became friends I was friends with yours. I was friends with you and then you'd bring him into the fold. That's what I think I think if this so like I don't think in adult life. It's that easy to make friends. You kind of let's talk about it But I think if we dialed it back and we were in high school together, uh-huh I think we would have been friends. I think so too, okay, and I think I would have been friends with Blake But I don't know if you would have been in the not publicly. Well, let's just keep it real. Okay, Blake was not out in high school He's come out. He's come out now like my vibe was my seven bros and what we did instead of socialized was played magic the gathering That's just what we did, right, but I had I had friends in every group or whatever I was very alone No, I was like I did it was I knew a lot of things right when you're a swimmer. You're an athlete, but you're not that's right That is correct because it's not a sport exactly. Yes, when you're in like the comedy show You're an actor, but you're not a theater kid, right? And when you're stupid, but you smoke we but smart kids You're your own island. That's right. That makes perfect sense, and I follow that 100% Afro fetus. Yeah, Blake was a real Afro fetus. Oh, yeah, I was I was very underdeveloped in high school as well Yeah, do you think that guys who get this is a question I thought about in the shower this morning? Do you think teenage boys? Yes, I can't talk about that I can only speak to guys and maybe women help me out here, but But like, guys who get pubes and armpit hair early, how nice of that a bit. >> Do you think that gives them like an extra strut in like eighth grade when they're like, let's take the shirts off, shirts for skins, I'm skins, they rip it off, show the pit hair. And it's the equivalent for women, you get your titties early, you walk a little bit more confident. >> Mm-hm. >> Well, I'm sorry, you wore a sweater because you didn't have or you had too much. - They were huge. - And your parents were huge. - She'll be embarrassed. - That's cool. - You developed early. - Thank you. - Come on up. - Come on up. - Just tell everyone that I'm standing there. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, (laughing) - This is in a wheelchair. - Yeah. - And my legs are fully extended because I couldn't bend them. I'm sorry, bitches. I can't grow facial hair or armpit hair, but my legs don't work. - Right. - Your boobs are huge. - And it's technically the coolest dude in school, man. - Everyone who was in a wheelchair in my high school got ridden on by people they did not know. - Oh, okay. - You would just be cruising and you'd have someone on your back and you'd be like, I don't know them. - Oh, ridden on. I thought she said ridden on. - No, no, no. - They would just jump on the back and get a free ride. - Yeah, you've got to give rides for days. - But no, they're not giving it. - They're taking rides on you. - Oh, okay, okay. - And you're just like, you get on the elevator? - That didn't happen for me. It was a lot of me getting out of class early. - Yeah. - To go to the next class. - Oh, your passing period was long? - Oh, dude. It got to be like 20 minutes long. I'm like, I need 10 minutes to get over there. And then there was a lot of vandalism on our way to the next class. - It would get all right. - Vandalism rocked. - Yeah. - So this is an important question. Who is shit the most on the boat so far? - What the hell are you guys doing on? - What's going on with this? - You guys, next one. - Like out of us or just in general? - Yeah, I believe somebody put a hand up if you think you've shied an extraordinarily amount of. - That guy. - Yeah, that guy. - Wait, hang on, this is a couple. The woman pulls his hand up for her God. - My husband shits constantly. It's a problem. - The whole boat has just been him in the bathroom. I brought this wizard hat to poop in. I assume you sound like that, am I close? No. - This person asks, "Would you consider serial to be a soup?" - Stop it, serial to be a soup. - Is this the new hot dog sandwich, die-hard Christmas movie question? - I guess. - What's the cold soup? - Gaspatio. - Gaspatio. - Yeah, I considered in the Gaspatio family. - Gaspatio? - Gar Gaspatio. - I consider it, serial is not a soup. - No. - Okay. - No, it's not a soup. We decided to hear it. - The soup need a broth. What is soup though? Oh, shit. - Does it need a broth? - It needs a broth. That's what-- - And milk's not a broth. - It's kind of like with, like, salad. But that's what fucking throws me is because, like, potato salad, pasta salad. - Okay, well now that we're getting into it, maybe it's a soup. - Right? Now that we're talking about it, it could be a soup. Like, salad is either like something really healthy and, like, leafy, or it's covered in mayo. So, like, what is the distinction there? - That is crazy. - Wow, dude. - It's all just thinking about that for a minute. - This question has-- - Who has the biggest biceps, and can you show us? And we measured two or three podcasts ago, and Derson and I are both pumping out a solid 14 and a half, 14 and a half, which is right here, and Blake is-- - Highbombs. - Decidedly smaller, one inch tinier than me and me. - Was it just one? - It was one. - My bad. - I thought it was much-- - He's coming for us. - I was talking to Seth. - It's fair enough. I haven't seen you in the gym. - Blake said beefy, beefy little boy. - Thank you. - Afro-feet is no more. - No more, I grew up. - This is the glow. - I feel like that's what you said, like, you ran into an old teacher at a bar, and she's like, well, well, if it is naffro-feet is, and you're like, I grew up. (laughing) - She's like, are you still stupid, like you were? And you're like, yeah, still haven't read weathering heights. - Weathering heights. - What's weathering heights? (laughing) - He's like, well, what is Worthering? - Worthering-- - Wittering. - Wittering. - Wittering. - No, it's a, with you, it's not with the eye. - Oh, so now y'all are readers. - It's Worthering heights? - Look at all these, it's a-- - It's a Worthering heights? - Honestly. - I think it's Worthering. - What the fuck, how the word is that? - Worthering. - It's not Worthering, it's Worthering. - No, that's what old men give you, they have a pockets full of worthers. - Right, right. - And they hand them to you and they're delicious butterscotch treats. - Right, so we can assume that the movie's about, like, when you get that word from somebody, you're like, you're fucking peaky. - The whole movie is just like an old man slipping sexy ass, Jacob Alority, and sexy ass, Margot Robbie. - Yeah. - Some sweet butterscotch treats. - It's, like, Liam Neeson is like a takin' dude but he also, like, kills people with worthers. - Yeah, I love it. And that's what I feel movies. We got away from that for a while. We got away from that. - That, just having really, really sexy hot people as the stars of movies. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because, by the way, it doesn't get sexier than Jacob Alority and Margot Robbie. - Absolutely. - Just have them star in the movies. - They're hot as hell. - We don't need to be in any movies. - We get it. - It doesn't exist. These people exist in the world and they need to be on the screen. - Out there. - They gotta be up there, worthering. (upbeat music) - Uh, so Elizabeth would like to know, who's the hardest to get out of bed? - Oh, Adam. - Oh yeah, that's the main, for sure, without a doubt. - I'm a sleepy, legit three or four times on the road over the years where you're like, Adam's not responding. - Do we send security into his room? - Yesterday I slept and this is not a joke for 15 hours. - Okay. - So, yeah, I'm a little California sunbear. - Wow. - Hi, Bernatin. - Kevin wants to know, do wizards poo? What the fuck, dude? What the fuck is going on? And no, they don't. - I mean, we got a couple wizards in the building. Do you poo? (audience cheering) - Wait, oh, interesting. Interesting. - You guys must be from different realms. - Oh, okay. - I guess the portal opened up to a different realm. - Oh yeah, brother. - A different realm. - What was the most memorable moment on the workaholic set would you guys say? - Mmm. - Oh, most memorable. - When Jetset, Dodd. - Yeah. - All right. - Hey, RIP Jetset. - RIP Waymond. We fucking love him. Dude, I know they be on this ship with us. They kind of are in our hearts, they are here. - Yeah, they are here. - That was like, we love a Jetset. We love a Waymond. - And on a serious note, we were younger guys. And then somebody we worked with who was older and brought a specific sauce. We all remember this, dude. He was amazing to the show. - Yeah, Jetset. - And then he was gone, grew up a little bit that day. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, you did kick him in the chest that day. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And that's why I was like, maybe I don't do that anymore. - Yeah, maybe you know. - And we live and we learn. - Yeah. - It was for us stunt, but he did die later that afternoon and we don't think it stares his fault. - Yeah. - We definitely don't know. - Or what is it? Or are we joking about this live on Netflix? - RIP Jetset. - Or not. - We loved him. - And Waymond, poor Waymond, dude. - Waymond rocked. - Waymond, big shout out. Rest in peace, my man. - And that's why I will absolutely never forgive Paramount Plus. - This is true. - For not letting us make the movie when everyone was alive. - Yeah. - Last. - Fuck. - Wait tonight? - We don't know. - We don't know. - We don't know. - Probably like tonight. - Maybe Akko or Attiba, they might fall off the ship. - That is possible. - Because they're even still alive. - Guys, I think I see Akko. - Okay, Akko's alive. - There is. - There is. - There is. - Both out there, Akko and Attiba, the blackouts, are very, very good friends. The ship, not six man who's putting on the production. Not us, but the captain of the ship came and talked to Isaac about Akko and Attiba. - He's like, these boys are out of control. I'm afraid they're gonna fall off the ship. - They're bringing it. - And they're gonna bring it tonight again, right? - Yep. - You're gonna bring it this afternoon? - Oh, right. - We're bringing it. - Good luck. - And good luck to you gentlemen. - Good luck. - Godspeed. - I'd say the most memorable. Well, we just find a couple dead bodies, which is kind of wild. - That is true. - Oh, yeah. - That is true. We were, I remember we were shooting one scene and we were on the side of the road and we were shooting, when you shoot a show, you're there for like 12 hours. - I know, dude. - Okay, I'm talking there. (dramatic music) - Yeah, you know. - I'm just explaining. - I know, though. - Okay, I'm explaining. And you're there for-- - Like, it doesn't know. - Okay, so you're there for 12 hours. - Oh, yeah. And the whole time we were going, my God. - Dude. - Did someone step in shit? - Yeah. - And we're all checking our shoes. - Darker. - We're asking the crew guys, we're like, hey, you stepped in shit, didn't you? - Smells a lot. - We did not step in shit. And then as we were packing up and leaving for the day, one of the transport guys comes and he's like, hey, turns out it wasn't shit. And I'm like, oh, what was it? And he's like, -It was a dead body. -Okay, Docy. -Which was 10 feet away from us on the side of this cliff, and there was just a dead body decomposing. -It happens. -Yeah, it happens. -It happens. -It happens. Hey, when you're in Southern California, you might find a dead body. -I wish there were like buzzards. We're like, "Damn, these birds are fucking ruining sound." -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah, that's just-- -I get it. -Yeah, moving on. -Hey, Samantha, what's in your eye? Have any of you lost any teeth as adults? And how? -I was flossing the other day. -Okay. -And a tooth just came loose. Is that normal? -No. -What does that mean exactly? And should I be worried? -Really? -Okay. -I feel like humans need to-- -I guess I should be worried. -I think humans need to evolve to lose their teeth one more time. -I think we need one more cycle of teeth. -One more time? -Yeah. -Right? And people are nodding in agreeance. -Thank you. -A agreement? -You should lose your teeth as a baby. You should have a few. And then when you're 30, you get another set. -And keep going on this. 'Cause how come? Why do you need to lose more teeth? -Why do you want to go through that? Can you imagine being in like your 20s or 30s and your dating? And you go up on the date and you're like, "I just lost my front tooth." It's the second one. We're all doing like everyone's just gnarly. You have kids at age who are losing their teeth. They all look insane. -It's kind of-- -Do you want to do that? -I mean, there's like hockey players. They pull it off. -I know, but we all look at that and go, "God, there's it tough." -Yeah, that's true. -This is just-- -We're losing them. -That's true. -Do you think that's how the guy, when he rode heated rivalry, he saw a guy with a teeth and he's like, "I got-- -I got-- -I've got to see these guys. -He was getting dome from some guy with just gum in him. -Gum in him. -Gum in him. -And he was like, "That was unbelievable. What's your deal?" He's like, "I play hockey." -He says, "Brrr, tell me more." -I'm going to come up. -The answer's no, but I do, dude. I think if my teeth start to go, if I get rotten teeth, like some of my family members have, "Ratin' teeth!" I'm going to get full-on veneers. -Oh, I'm really-- -Some big, pearly wives. -Showing the party. -Let's do it. -We're like, "I can no longer be an actor. I have to be a weatherman." -Oh, yeah. -Where they're like, "You have to talk about the weather now. You can't be in movies anymore." -So you want to have the body of a CrossFit woman and a weatherman? -That's exactly right. You're getting ratings. -Hey, I know. -You're going to get cast in trolls. This is what's going to happen. -Please don't stop the music. -Okay. -That's life. -Do it live. -Blake, what is your favorite beer? -Uh-oh. -I mean, Takate. Takate. -I love Takate. I love the vibe of Takate. -Yeah. -And what is the vibe of Takate? -I think of Mexico, I think the boxing. It's just like the cans cool as fuck. I think Takate is the shit. -Yeah. -I like a Modelo because they talk about the fighting spirit a lot. -Yeah. -Yeah. -They talk about the fighting spirit. And I'm like, "Man, I'm fucking so tough when I drink this beer." -Right. -I like that. -Yeah. -Ever been in the fight? -No. -No, no, no, no. -Do you want a fight? -I've been beaten up a few to handful. -Right. -Yeah. -Never lost a tooth. -Just coarse light. It's like a water. -Yeah. -You know, it's like a hydration. -I do like a water beer. I thought, you know what? I like a make-a-low ball truck. -Oh, yeah. -That really goes down smooth. -How did you guys, I did not like the surviving the IPA decade? -That was garbage. -That was garbage. -You're just eating like a piece of bread out of a bottle. -Yeah. -And I'm like, can't we just get like a water beer, like a corona, or a fucking coarse light? -Yeah, the darker beers. But I feel like Guinness is coming back right now because the split the G thing, which is fucking kind of cool. -What's your G-Mouth? -What the hell? -You know what I mean? -You know what I mean, Vern? -So, Nicky from Texas, it's her 19th anniversary. Keep it going, Vern. Nicky from Texas! There she is. -What kind of anniversary? -I don't know. There's no way to tell. What kind of anniversary? Wedding anniversary? Oh, wedding anniversary. Congratulations. -Wow, this is great. -My god. That's incredible. -Yeah. -Trinship. -Who is your dream co-stars? Great. -From Phoenix wants to know this. -Jami Fox. -Yep. -Jami Fox has got to happen. -Kurt Russell. I said it, dude. Kurt Russell's my god. -I've been there doing that. And I'll say Anders Holm and Blakey Anderson. -Oh my god. -Thank god. -I love you guys. -Kiss my mustache. -Kiss his mustache. -No, I'm good. -I'm okay. -It's science. -Are there any take-backs, any apologies, any epic slams so far? -Huh. -Don't sue me if I hit you in a face with the buzz ball? -Yes. -And take catchin' lessons. -That's all. -Please. -I just want to kind of double down on what I've been saying. You people have been so fuckin' cool on this new people. -You people. -This cruise has been unreal. Like, going into this is like, what's it gonna be like? Who the fuck knows? But you people make this fuckin' cruise raddish. -He's crying. -He's crying. -He's crying. -He's crying. -He's crying. -I appreciate you. -I would like to also double down on what Blake's saying. -Let's go. -Thank you guys so much for coming out. You guys have been fuckin' phenomenal. Thank you to the Six Man crew who put this all together. They don't want to do this damn thing because we would be lost. -I'm gonna triple down. I'm gonna triple down. -You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna thank you guys. Six Man crew, do what you do. We are the Norwegian Jew. -Yes. -Okay. -Posal! -If we were on anything besides Norwegian cruise lines, I don't think I would have signed up. -There we go. -Real Norway. -Fuck Carnival, dude. -Fuck Carnival. -Hey. -And that was another episode of. -This is. -Importance! -Hell, yeah.