Ep 288: An Episode Full Of False Accusations

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Listen to Brown Ambition on the iHeartRadio App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today, on This Is Important, let me get some ice out of your butt crack. We're kind of doing the tight thing right now, dude. By like frickin' partying and drinking beer. Nah, you're not gonna give me with that shit. Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Let's go! Let's see! Go on back! Go on back! That shit's important. Boys aren't that bad. That's comedy! Everybody's coming. What's up? Fellow Zah. Not much. What's up with you, Epstein files? How is that how you open the show, dude? What's up with you, dude? Epstein. You bring it up every single pod. Well, because I know you're in them. Because I know you're in them, dude. There's no way. I'm not that elite. I'm not that elite. Yeah, none of us are, dude. None of us are. Hey, funny Epstein story. Oh, God. Okay, again. Today, I get lunch with he who shall not be named Voldemort. Oh, Gellin Maxwell, Gellin Clothes, Kyle Newechek, Spakin' a bet. We're sitting at like an outdoor table. It's a little chilly here with the only people outdoors at this like cafe. Get some brunch. Who are the trash? And this guy walks up and I go, "Hey, look, looks like Kevin Etten." And it kind of did. Kevin Etten was the showrunner of Workholics. Showrunner Workholics. Very, very funny. Very funny. For people that don't know, this is inside baseball. Very funny man. Rote Anaconda. Rote Anaconda. The new one, not the old one. And Kyle clocks the dude walking up and he comes up to like a door that's locked. Okay. And he goes, "Is it closed?" And I'm like, "No, it's open. You just have to go to this door behind me." And he goes, "Okay. How about the latest with the Epstein files, huh?" Oh, Kyle's in deep, isn't it? No, no, no, no, no. The guy. The guy. What guy? At the door. Sorry. The guy who walked up, it looks like Kevin Etten. This is the story that you decided to open the podcast. Well, you said Epstein. You said Epstein. What are we talking about here? See it? Well, I was zips-absoppy. And I could just tell in Blake's eyes that he's always thinking of Epstein. I'm yet, and I'm yes-anding. And I'm yes-anding. Okay. So, sorry. So, so, so. This is writing your way back. This is your way back. Thank you. Welcome to your show. Thanks. And Adam, off the pot afterwards, let me know what stories. So, this guy walks up. Door locked or closed? No, door open over here. Oh, thanks. How about the latest with these Epstein files? Okay. Kyle just goes, "Huh?" I'm like, "This dude just out-kiled, Kyle." Right? Yeah. And then Kyle goes, "I don't know. He goes, "Have you seen it? Are you guys paying attention? You've seen the latest?" And Kyle's like, "A little worth throng." This dude's coming in. Why are you so throng? Why are people so afraid to talk about Epstein? That's a weird thing for a stranger. Adam, Adam, you're saying what comes next? Yeah. He goes, Kyle's like, "I don't know." He's like, "What do you mean? You don't know. You don't care?" And like, "I turn around for me." And I just go, "You know, I haven't seen my buddy in a real long time." And I'd really like to just continue the conversation we're having. Let's see. Wait, did you say, "Confine you first?" Or did you say, "Confine you first?" I said both. And then he goes, "Oh, interesting. You don't want to talk about the Epstein files, huh?" This is a stranger at the door. This is a stranger on the street. This isn't Kevinette. This is a curb. Your enthusiasm. Character. And then he goes, he goes like, "Why are you scared about the not Satanism?" He goes, "Luciferism or Lufus?" Lufus for allergy or some shit. And Kyle's like, "I don't really know anything. We're just trying to have some brunch here." And then I was wearing an arch-terricks hat and he goes, "My man." You know who wears arch-terricks hats, huh? What? Secret service undercover agents. And I was like, "All right. I'm trying to have brunch with this guy, dude." This guy is cool. I actually like this guy. Yeah, he's coming in with a text, man. He's dressing you down. I mean, maybe in his weird universe for sure. He goes in the restaurant. And then through the window, he's just. Inchalant. He points at me as he walks. Okay, this guy is a crazy, an absolute insane person. Off the wall. Was he, did he look totally normal? Yeah, what blows is, what was he wearing? He looked seemingly normal. Yeah. But like, look, I'm sure if I, if I got any more. If I had five minutes to just look at this guy over, he appeared normal. He looked like our buddy, Kevin. And so then he's not normal. He's pointing at me as he walks to the restaurant. And then he just goes out the front door so doesn't need at the restaurant. Oh, yeah. And then walks past, outside, past me, and like, is pointing at me. I'm ready. I'm like fighting in my, oh, I'm not to fight to defend my life. Fuck it. I like him. I'm ready to fuck this, Kevin. That look like. I'm sizing up utensils on the table. I'm ready to just grab a fucking knife. I'm like, this dude was unbelievable vibes. What's Kyle doing? And the cool, the cool thing of that story is that people working in the restaurant will be like, yeah, this guy was like pressing them about Epstein and then Der's got so scared. That's interesting. That he grabbed a knife and stabbed. That's interesting. I wish you would, man. So maybe he's in the files. And by the way, I was just like, I just don't want to talk about it with you. I'm trying to talk to my buddy. Yeah, that's all you are going to talk to your buddy about, but not with this stranger. That's all I, we just want to clear our names. That's all you want to talk about. It's a necessity. But dude, the right out of the gate, watching Kyle out be out, Kyle. And he was like, I hope that guy doesn't know who we are because all you guys talk about is how I eat babies and stuff. Yeah, no, Kyle is not about that life. When you really, when push comes to shove, he's not about that life. I know, but what fighting a man or. No, just like truly going down the rabbit hole. I do think Kyle has common sense. I do think he is a normal human. Oh, sure. As soon as he is presented with a true like wormhole dude, he cowards. He cowards. Yeah. Which as we all should, as we all should. But also just like a science experience. He did go a little QAnon during, in the pandemic. He did. Well, the pandemic was, well, he was technically, he was Q and he is Q. If we were, if he was to dock in on it, he's the same guy. Yes, he looks at that. But dude, total just like psychological experiment where you're like, I guess if you're this guy who has probably had something absolutely horrible happened to him that has made him the guy who goes up to strangers and just opens with that. I'm sure this is like the biggest thing that's ever happened to him because he's like, I told you, this is the thing. I see. I also think L.A. is a weird place. And L.A. L.A. is a very weird place. You must remember that the weirdest and and and and here's why he maybe was a failed actor or a writer or who is putting on a character and going out the way they do the way they tell you to do right. In acting class, they're like, put the character on. You are this person for an afternoon and go test it out. And they would tell you that in improv class and in acting class to like be a different person, put on a different skin, walk about. And then this guy, weirdly, his different character is very much about the episode. What is is bread is pressing people on their knowledge of the files? Miles Teller. Was it Miles Teller and in character? I mean, he gave me whiplash. Oh, hello. Hello. Why? Because Miles is such a great actor. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, absolutely. And he was in a movie called Whiplash. Yes, points. Well, I know. I know what you're saying. No, but he has a top gun. He was a real maverick. He was in the movie called Top Gun Maverick. You know, but was he Elvis? I hope he lives for eternity. That's his news movie. No one saw it. Was he Elvis ever. He should have been. He was not. No, no, no, no. What a shot. A little monster. Could have seen that. I think that's real monsters. A real monster. That was before he was alive. Fred Savage. I think that might have been Fred Savage. Do you remember little monsters? You guys remember that movie? Yeah. Yeah. That's the one with Howie Mandel that they go under the bed. Yes. That one was dead. Truly frightening. The main bad guy has the back side of his head like his brain exposed. That shit fucked me up, dude. Yeah. On some bitch. Yeah, but you're a bitch. That was a movie you watched when you were sick, right? I'm always sick. That was a your at home, your you were sick. You get to you get the clicker. Yeah. You get the power of the clicker. Yeah. And then you stumble on like the daytime HBO that your parents would get once a year for a month when they would give it to you for a month for free. A little sampler pack. A little sampler. And then all of a sudden was it little monsters? Is that what we're going with? Maybe it was little monsters. Little monsters was what it's called little monsters, little monsters, little monsters, plural because both the boy and the monster are our monsters, right? Isn't that the moral of the story? Aren't we all I mean, hey, we're all monsters. Oh, and David Stern's in this movie too. This is a classic. Who's David Stern? The NBA president. Oh, sorry. Daniel Daniel Stern. Oh, Daniel Stern is the dad. Daniel Stern is the father in this movie. So if you don't know this is a really cool, very weird 1989, to which old the makeup and essentially this monster lives underneath the bed. You know, he catches him in his room. He's like, yo, come with me in the underneath world. He goes with him. I don't know. Really remember the plot because he's getting bullied in the real world. He's like, I'm sick and tired of the real world. I don't want to go where you're from. I don't know. I don't know. I think most 89 to 90's movies were about little boys getting bullied and how to overcome that. Yeah, yeah. Karate. And then by the late 90's, the kids figured out guns just shoot them. It's just. Don't don't even use your imagination and honestly, that you want to see my little monster. Then all of a sudden, yeah, then I'm a Sunday guy, a little real video games got too good is what happens to ruin the youth of America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was the first person shooters really fucked up our our children and it does suck. We used to get our aggression out with puppetry and makeup and imagination. But then that all stopped. And that is an old stop. But how we mand out, he was like a cool monster. He had like high tops on. Yeah, he was cool. Like a cool gene vast. Yeah. A little earring. He had a little. Yeah, he was so cool, dude. It was almost before was it before or after Aladdin? Because it reminds me of the same kind of thing before Aladdin before Aladdin, but only a few years. So do we think Aladdin ripped it off a blue guy who's really like fast and funny. Oh, you know what? That was probably this came out in 89. So they filmed it in 88. And then Aladdin came out in 92, which means they were working on it. The pat for you previous four years or so. I bet it was a I bet it was a green genie, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then all of a sudden, little monsters comes out and they go, uh, oh, they're like, it's testing well. Let's get the array search. Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish. Well, do you remember when like it used to be like movies, like identical movies would come out at the same time, just to confuse kids? Dude, I remember. I remember. I think we may have talked about this. It was like why it erped tombstone came out like within days. Yeah. And I feel like the movie theaters got sales just because people were like, I think I want to see that movie because that's the one I'm talking about. It's a witch. When you all kick me situation. He was a very rush hour. Which one y'all flick me exactly. Exactly. Exactly. hung out with Chris Tucker the other night. Oh, he's in that scene files. It's science. Save it. Oh, he is. I actually think. No, I'm trying to say that now that I actually am willing to bring up. I don't I wouldn't just open the pod being like FD files, but like that is worthy of talking about. But why not? Yeah. I just weird that you don't know you're afraid. Are you really afraid? They're going to release more. It's not like we're random guys on the street who are coming up to you being like, did you hear the latest? Were your best friends who love and support you no matter what? Almost. We and we refused to get in the same room. Okay. Why were you hanging out with with, uh, I wasn't hanging out. I wasn't hanging out. But I was at the NBA All-Star slam dunk competition. There we go. Get him boy. That must have been holding. That's cool. That's cool. You got to see all those players that nobody knows their names. Do slam dunks. Dude, what was that even about the three? What sucked is the three point contest was way more interesting and fun. Yeah. Was Jackson was Jackson Hayes in the slam dunk contest? Yeah, who was shout out Jackson Hayes. We do our guy. That's what Jackson. He's the man. What a freak athlete. I know he's a fan of the show because one time I went to a Laker game and he geeked out on me and I was like, Oh, shit. This is the homie right here. Jackson Hayes shout out. I would love him on the lawyers as well. He's a very good player. Young talent. Okay. I don't know. What do they call that? Okay. So the looks like Kishad Johnson. He came out with E 40. Yes. And they were fucking thrown in that 40 was also sitting by me. Yeah. You're so lucky. Yeah, dude. It is pretty sick. And then a quarter Bryant. He's a spurs. Like none of these guys know and no offense. No offense. These guys are not the stars of the league. And that's what we want to see. We want to see the stars or a Lee and maybe I'll buy my tongue in a few years when these guys become the big stars. But when when Blake Griffin, he did it as rookie and he won as a rookie star. But you knew he was going to be a star. Yes, you already was a star. Wasn't like he was already was a star. And this is how he loves it. He wasn't a thing yet. But he was like jumping out the gym. Yes. Yes. He was acting like it was a hand one mixtape. It was dope. Like some of these dunks. You're like, I mean, I couldn't do any of this, but you're like, but if you, but if you had a week, if you had a week to try, I also, I don't know if you saw. I was kickered with my boy, Muxie Boggs saw that I tower over and I've never felt better about something. Yeah, you did this to him. The two short sign. Uh-huh. Yeah. He was like, we just popped over top with me. No, what Muxie Boggs time Don competition, yeah, dwarfed what any of these guys did. Literally dwarfed, literally. Good word. Stop it. Don't good word. But yeah, it was, it was a bit of a disappointment that there weren't bigger stars. Did you see who I can't remember who had the take, but it was essentially, or maybe it's like a out there in the ether take, the NBA all star situation, the whole game, the whole weekend changed when Kobe stepped to LeBron and was like, let's go one on one. This is why we're here. Like we get to do this and there's no like game on the line. It's just us. And LeBron was like, and passed just dished off because he was like, what? Why would we take this seriously? But and then from there, it's become kind of like, well, and I'm not saying LeBron couldn't have won the dunk contest. Sure. He very much could have, but what if he didn't and what are those optics? And it's like the bitch maintenance. You actually have to win. You have to sign up for it because you're the face and you're, you're arguably more athletic than Jordan was at your size. You have to, you have to win the dunk contest because you're LeBron. Yes. Well, I think it's the whole argument maybe like as a person, LeBron doesn't want to fail publicly. Like so is that? I don't know. Like where is he? He puts his hand up to the camera when he's playing basketball. He's like, so what if everybody approached life like that? Like I would rather not fail publicly. I would rather not do it. it. Like you have to, like, it's okay to fail. To wait, to wait. Like, what, um, it's to wait. What, what, what you feel? No, that's what I'm saying. That's the bitch madness of LeBron. And why he, in my eyes, he'll never be the greatest. Yeah. Is that one more word? Yeah, bitch madness. Is you have to be able to step up in those moments and dominate and not all, and, and do dominate. Okay, but you are the best. Okay. But like, okay, remember that guy. And if you don't beat Kobe, then he's Kobe. And you were, you were a young kid. And then you hit your own, but remember that guy at the dunk contest who like hit the side of the backboard and like fill on his back. That was LeBron. So with that, I guess my point is you, you just don't be that guy. Well, you never know. That's, that's, that's what, but no, you do know that's what made Jordan Jordan is that like, even if that would never happen. It kind of kind of right, right, right. But even if it did happen, he would get up and jump from the free throw line and, and look fucking cool when he did it. Exactly. Something, Adam, 100% something or he'd come, he'd come back and go, he'd go to the camera and he'd look into the barrel of the camera to the universe. And he would say, that will never, ever happen again. And then, and then guess what? It wouldn't. I think, I think you guys are speaking as old heads, bro, like Jordan didn't have social media, like breathing down his throat. He, I don't, I don't think if he knew stuff would get out that quick, that he would have done it. Are you out of your mind? Yes. No, I don't. Social media is smaller than Michael Jordan. Oh, Michael Jordan, if you go anywhere in the world, Michael Jordan hasn't played basketball forever. But that's because from Chicago, they still say Michael Jordan. But he's from a different time when we used to uplift people so high that the whole world cared, Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, like these were people that the whole world, I feel like Michael Jordan Jackson didn't get lifted up forever. He did. He did. Michael Jackson was the biggest star in the whole entire world. I don't disagree. And we don't, we don't uplift people that like that anymore. We would rather see them broken down. Yes. Yes. So that makes, that makes me go even more so. Be that guy. Defy the other guy that steps up in the moment and isn't afraid who cares? I like that. Get embarrassed. I like that. Get embarrassed. Fall down. If you, by the way, if you do land on your head and slam dunk contest, you're LeBron James, you get up, you rub it off, you try it again. And hopefully you pull off something cool. I'm like, I would rather see them try and fail than not try it all. Okay. So bitch made to be so worried about your legacy or whatever. But so you're saying you're like team Jake Paul, where are you like getting a ring and get your, your fucking jaw broken half and you, you just get smoked live. I mean, sure, but I, but like, I'm not talking. It's not that's the men's that's what you're talking about. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's apples and oranges because he shouldn't have been fighting a X world champion. J Paul should, because our god is asking arguably, arguably. And they said it was a pretty good fight, but he's the best. LeBron James should have been dunking a basketball in the all-star game, or the at this time non-contents. The classic line is like, it's not about getting knocked down. It's about getting back up and look, and look, whoa, we, we've watched sports stars. Our entire lives have like massive fails, right? Sure. But it's the one, it's the ones who come back and do something greater that you're almost no longer like, oh, yeah, they're known for that thing. It's like, you forget about the thing. I'm sure Tom Brady has some wack ass fucking fumble, bumble, whatever. But he outdid that when his son kissed him on the mouth. That was weird. That was a fumble, bumble champ. He kind of fumble, bumble, was that a fumble, bumble to you? I don't know, bro. It was a weird kid. But you know, I'm saying like Jordan's missed shots, but then he made more, he worked hard to not miss the shots. But we are defending Jordan a lot. And I don't know if you guys just saw the video of Jordan, like grabbing the little boys, but a lot. No, don't spread that. Don't spread that. It was, it was already debunked. No, no, no, no, it's already debunked, dude. I was a debunked. It was an AI video. Tiba called me with this. He's like, yo, Jordan's like grabbing butts out here. It's not real. There was ice down this little kid's pants and he's getting it out of his pants. It's not. It's nothing to talk about. Life hack. I didn't think he was a child predator. He absolutely is not. Yes. That's what I'm saying. I'm just saying it's funny. We're defending Jordan so much when Jordan just had some shit where the video is him like pinching a voice, but it's no, it's already, no, it's already debunked. No, but we can defend aspects. We can defend aspects of anybody. Uh-huh. You can defend some aspects. Maybe he's a bad guy every episode. Stop. Hey, Jeff Rapspin. He horrible guy rapist. Stop. The worst. I got to say it. Probably one of the best, one of the best mental manipulators of this time legendary, legendary mate. Dude, he's so good at blackmail. He has a power used it for evil, right? He used it for evil. That's an evil power. Blackmail is an evil power. You can't make that. I didn't say, I'm saying, like, I'm saying we don't say it had to be a good power. Getting people to do things. He's a super villain. It's getting people to do things is a superpower. Steve Jobs got people to make phones fucking this then, right? Jeffrey Epstein. I'm not even got re you. Hey, did you read the newest latest files? I don't know, man. No, I'm out. I just. He went for evil. He went for evil. I'm done with that guy. I don't know what I'm saying is if Jordan's getting ice out of this butt or not, he's still I mean, it's not being done with that guy. That guy is dead. It's about the world needs to be done with that guy. We need to eradicate him from the history. Oh, no, no, let me nice for you to just move on. He's dead. He's eradicated. He's been eradicated. What was the, what was your word? Do you use for LeBron bich acid nist? Bich acid nist out of here, dude. Yeah. He did. Bich acid. I'm not going to uplift him in any way. I'm done. As far as we know, he bitch asked himself out. I'm just saying he's really good at blackmail and being a super built. Yeah. He's got six rings for sure. Yeah. He's got six rings. Okay. Fair enough. Traffic trafficking rings. Don't know what they call him. Traffic ring. Six. He's got six rings. That's not even don't even give me points for that. Don't want it. Don't quote him on that. By the way, this is the kind of conversation where like there's the comedians who go like anything can be funny. I don't care. Nothing's off limits. There's nothing that's taboo. Man, I love how cutting edge we are, dude, because I don't think this is that actually. This is nothing. But at least we tried. At least we tried. At least we, this is our dunk contest. We came out here and we tried to dunk it. Yeah. We all fell on our head. Yeah. See? And if we don't say anything funnier than what just transpired, we're done. We're done. Netflix. 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Why aren't you? I was, dude. I was court side. I have any sparkly jacket. You got it. It's not too late. It's not too late. Adam, for you to get like a. And Blake helped me out here. Was it Jerry Lawler who dressed like a king or whatever? Yes. Absolutely. Jerry the king, Lawler. Yes. Great pull. It's not too late for you to just wear your clothes and the like cape or whatever we call that and the crown. Good night. I get dressed like the candy crush king. Yes. Why not? Why not? It's not too late. It's not too late. It's not too late. Why not? That seems kind of cool. Anything's possible. Hey, that's showing out. That's really showing out. But the bummer was is they asked me, they're like, do you want, they didn't give me both. They're like, do you want tickets to the slam dunk contest or the actual game? And it was Bo's birthday. Yes. Big number two for Big Bo. He on Sunday. So I couldn't go to that. Yeah. So I was like, well, go to the slam dunk contest. But then someone dunked him. The actual game was pretty fucking cool. Wimba Niyama showed the fuck out. Kauai had like a legendary performance. This is great. And Obama was sitting there, of course, I could have been sat next to Obama. Ah, ah. That. Adam divine. Did I get your vote? I'm pissed now. You voted for me, right? I would have been sat so far away from the actual people that are taking photographs. Let me get some ice out of your butt crack. That's all good. I'm so good. Yeah. I wonder how close you could have sat next to Obama. Well, they would have given me court, court side seats. Well, because you and you and Biden are ex homies. So. Hey, dude. Well, I did. I did the video. Is he dead? I don't know if Biden's still fucking. Did he die? I don't know if Biden's still fucking with Adam the same way. Why wouldn't he? Why wouldn't he? Yeah, I don't understand what's happening. What did I do? Face time him. Face time him right now. I would love to, but can you imagine that dude on the FaceTime? You're like, uh, pork. You're, you know what? You're going to the bathroom. You can just, we can do this later. Huh? Huh? Zach. Zach. Yeah. When I did that video, my, my dad, I think I told you guys this. I was like, my dad voted for you in Barack. You mind if I give him a call? He's a fan. And he's like, oh, sure. And then for Biden. And then I call and my dad, I go, dad, I have someone that wants to speak with you. And he's like, Mr. Divine, this is Vice President, Vice President at the time, Joe Biden. I just want to say, you know, you're, I'm working with your son. He's a really funny guy. My dad hung up on him. Yeah. Goodbye. And then I'm like, he hung up on me. And then I was like, what? And then the secret service comes and like, we got to take your father away right now. Or we got to take Biden away right now. And so he's like, I'm like, can I call him back? And he's like, I'm sorry, they're taking me. And they take him. And I call my dad back. I'm like, what's that about? And he goes, the, you're not going to get me with that shit. And I'm like, what? And he's like, yeah, yeah, like that's Joe Biden. And I'm like, it is. And he, and I was like, why would you think it wasn't? And he was like, well, I just thought it's one of your Hollywood friends doing an impression. Is that him right? And I'm like, fair enough. Yeah, for sure. But I'm like, you knew that I was going to the White House to do this video today, Hollywood friend. No. You knew it. Nope. And then he was like, no shit. You wish. Yeah. I, you know, whenever I hear those stories on talk shows where they're like, they're actors and they're like, so Spike Lee called me and I hung up on him because I was like, there's no way Spike Lee is calling me. I'm like, aren't you like an actress? Like, yeah. Don't you get calls from people I never understood those stories? I get spam calls. That's it. Nobody calls me. Spike Lee never, never called you. No. It's weird. You mentioned Spike Lee because that was the one number way back in the day. That somehow Kyle got Spike Lee's number. Sure. And we were very stoned. Remember when we had that fire pit illegally in our back in our backyard and we would just burn, we would just burn like broken furniture in it. And we'd just basically be getting high from the fumes, the lacquer and we, yeah. And then we called Spike Lee got his number and, uh, and like would prank call him. And it was just a fun thing for us to do. I'm sorry, Spike. I didn't know. You really think that was Spike? It must have. How did Kyle get that number? Oh, this is a reverse, a reverse. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just wondering. I know he was a teacher at the LA Film School, but I'm like, how did he come upon? Who Spike was? No. Kyle. Maybe there was a while. I was like, doesn't that? I forget exactly how it was like a, it was like friend, friend passed down. Yeah. I like to think there's just a lot of like voiced males that Spike Lee has saved of us be like, dude, we're sitting next to the bonfire right now, dude. Dude, dude, the right thing was so good, dude. We're lying in on fire like the fucking pizza place, dude, fucking what's it called? This is an honor. This is an honor of you, dude. We got a fucking boom, this was for radio, right? We're kind of doing the tight thing right now, dude, by like cracking party and then drinking beer. Can we do the tight thing? Did you guys ever prank anyone? Well, yes, I remember, I spoke about it with the Blaine Andy, so yeah, but I got in trouble for that. Oh, okay. Yeah. And if you're listening or watching, go ahead and find that episode somewhere in memorable story. No, that's a, no, that's a very iconic episode. You guys got to dig in the crates for that. Which point? But what I don't remember this story even a little bit. If they don't like, maybe tell it one more. I don't want to. Maybe. I don't even want to. They want to. Okay. Dude, and this is, this is exactly what improv teaches you. You just sort of throw the e-break on the conversation. Yeah. Big on, no, never, no, never, no, I'm good. I did, that wasn't really my thing, but I did have a homie who isn't even really prank phone call, but it was almost funnier. He would call the like phone, cell phone company, cell phones are brand new at this time, right? Yeah. There's like a certain like minutes situation, right? There's like a minute situation. If you go over, he would, he would call every month and like beg not to be charged. And then he'd be like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to cancel my whole thing, cancel it right now. And then they'd get like, because if you cancel, then you're losing money down a line, right? Sure. And just listening to the him negotiate with this people and like get real personal and be like, come on. Put yourself in my shoes. Like, we were out party. I was really drunk. I woke up with this girl's calling her and they're like, sir, look, I don't need, he's like, come on. Be human. And like very funny to just hear these people cave and be like, okay, we can delete that charge from you All right, and can I get like a bonus month and you're like Going for a cool on dude. I love her. Can I get a bonus month if I don't call her please? Let me get that bonus Mom if I don't call her she's going to she's gonna break up with me. All right, fuck it cancel it now Blake This artwork over your shoulder there now is that you put that in an alter when you sacrifice children in the Epstein files Oh boy. What's the deal? No, come on now. I told you this is a place where I can have Any sort of sponsor. This is a sponsorship. Basically patio. So it's a shelf. It's a sponsorship patio Okay, but then but then also maybe you Is that the skulls of children or what what is the deal there children very tiny very small this is This is my buddy neck face. It's a it's a lamp. You could put a you could put a little bulb in here. Yeah, light bulb Oh, you can insert from the bottom got it Yeah, it's gonna be great for Halloween, but it's also good for the podcast, so But if is that you know if if there's I just wonder why you're so kind of nervous About the Epstein files and then it look over your shoulder and kind of notice that not nervous It looks like love Sephora's um you heard yo wait. Is that a music stand that that's on? Yeah, it is it is actually well No, look at you have it a music stand. I think I got this for like to put a Projector on but I never I never set it up. Yeah, I never set it up classic classic Blake. What were those things? What are the what are the? The music stands called I think they had a really cool name actually all right Let's just take a moment to let you remember that. Oh, it's called the music stands. Um, so the episode if people if you want to hear what Blake Anderson Lammer was blame blame Andy. So whatever the story was he refuses to tell it again. It was in episode 72 Truck stops where fun starts Episode 72 of this is important Apparently was a classic. Yeah, I don't remember that go back check it out check it out I mean that was a long time ago. What are we on now? I might go listen right now. What are we on right now? What episode is it 2000? Yeah, damn This is episode 288 so over 200 episodes ago and you refused to tell the story. So yeah, I kind of don't remember that well Why don't you just say fuck you to our new listeners? Absolutely. Yeah, we're on Netflix now. If you're not if you're not day one We're not really and that's a cool attitude on this. That's a great no new friend. Yeah, that's a cool attitude. I got it I know it's good. I think that is Blake's Blake's attitude. I'm very Drake in that way. I'm very Drake in that way Yeah, except that you're not as big as Drake. So Drake's whole thing is he have he's so huge that he doesn't want any new friends What are we talking about here now Drake? We're talking Drake. He's not as big as Drake. He's so huge What are we talking about now? I'm gonna come. Oh, Blake's penis. Yeah. Yeah, what I've always talking about Blake's penis Blake Drake There's something happening. Blake and Drake. Something maybe Blake and Drake too. That's the spinoff. Get your own fucking podcast with that guy. You don't need us me and Adam will yell at each other Drake and Josh, but it's like Blake and Josh. That could become a sin. No Blake. It's Blake and Drake Okay, fair enough. Dude, I made my new office. There's weird Haunted noises happening at my house. What do you mean? Okay. I'm in my new office. Okay, and it's a new new house Totally new place. Yeah. There's pounding and like oh noises at that steam. It is a bit echoey. It sounds like a church almost. Yeah. Well, there's no furniture or anything in it Blake was just here for Uh for Bo's birthday. Yeah Anders he told me you couldn't make it and I they're not I respect him. I respect him for it I said I could and then I said I couldn't and I'm choosing not to and choosing not to is what he said And that that was awesome. Thanks for coming. We had a great time. A lot of kids a lot of kids. Yeah, you know what I'm I'm hyped They collect them at about two. They start to collect little friends. Okay Don't say collecting kids. Yeah, and Blake collects little skulls. Yeah, that's just like that. Don't start Don't start. Well, it's weird that you're so scared to talk about it. That shrine behind you. Don't say collecting kids. That's weird Uh, no, I mean he collects little friends. He has like because he goes to like a little gymnastics crew So he's got friends from there. He has friends in his little swimming class. Adam. I know you're a new dad of making friends. It's making friends Yeah, you don't collect. You got to collect them all but then now it's weird. They're all too So then you have like 15 20 two-year-olds running around your party and it's absolute chaos Insane and so so I live on the beach, right? So there's just a open body of water there. So it's just parents playing Golly against the ocean. It's potentially deadly. Yeah, right. Yeah, you have to be on full alert. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot But I'm I'm hyped that I Got to it because you're you guys send out the RSVP and it was on like I what is it? Part of fool. What is that the app part of it? There's so many part of hard. Why why not just I I'm so glad that it worked out for me, but that is extremely hard for me to figure out The part of full app. Uh, oh do we think it's you're an idiot? Oh, no, I'm the same. I'm the same. I'm the same Why do it? It's so easy. Why can't I just text like I'm coming? Well, you could but you didn't uh, you could have done I told you well, I told you at the Super Bowl. I'm coming. Yes, you saw me But then you're like, well, you have an RSVP and the particle at like that that's like why do we have to do everything through our phones? I just it's so my wife can see the head count. It's for the wives. You think I care about particle? I don't care about I don't work for part of all. I don't know. Yeah. I couldn't give a shit about after this part. You seem like you're very pro Part of all dude. It is weird. Well, no dude. It's so the wives know the head count and so they don't have to go through it. Do you want to use Part of all for anything? Yeah, I have used it. It's very easy. I'm coming or yes. No, maybe I don't like it. I'm not a big Part of a guy. I find it to be very hard to navigate. All I'm saying is this episode is brought to you by part. I got a Question about particle. I got an input literally today a particle invite from a person from like 2010 that I'm like, is it just because I'm in your phone still that like you sent me this? We haven't spoken in 15 years. We were like acquaintances. How am I getting this now? What is happening? Was it for like a something you for sure wouldn't go to something like a little housewarming party or something that you're like. I don't know this person. The baptism. Yeah, this is the person I knew for 10 seconds who's like run it back. Run it back. Let's run it back. Well, no, the question is is it like, hey, I'm doing a show and I want you to come check me out. Right. Or is it like I'm getting married And I could see him just trying to throw it out as many not clicking on it. Not clicking on it. Oh, you don't even know what it is. You don't even know. You don't even know what it's about. No, okay. Well, you know, you can click on it and they can't tell that you've clicked. It's like you have respond. I don't know that actually. I don't know the rules of particle. I'm not scared. Okay. I'm not just the rules. I'm not scared to click on it. I have really scared. I have zero interest in clicking on it regardless. You're scared of clicking on it. Blake is scared of the Epstein files and you're both scared. I'm just confused where the fuck particle came from. I'm I'm a little I'm a little shy. I am too. Because I'll go in a table. Also, is that one to us? And I was like, so everyone's doing my New Year's invitations. My Christmas parties, birthday parties. Everything is part of all. I don't want it. You have to sign up. You have to get a code. It's like you don't know who's coming until you say yes. Like I don't want to say yes till I know who's there. Like what? What if it's just a bunch of what's a bunch of whack? I doodle that. I don't have a problem with. I don't make my decisions based on other people. That's stupid. That's just that's just weird. No, that's just weird. Why maybe? Maybe I'm old. That's that's you not wanting to do. That's you not wanting to do the slam dunk contest. That's bitch. That's bitch. That's not bitch. That's it. It is not. It's like people should just know what they're signing up for. Oh, I want my I have my comfort. You know what I'm signing up for my life. And where I go, I go. Who's there? I don't know. We'll find out. I don't know. I don't. It just it just seems it just seems odd to me. The part of fullness of the party. I don't it's feeling very I agree that it came out of nowhere and is suddenly the one. I'm like, I can't just get an e-vite. What were the others? E-vite? What are the e-vite? E-vite? E-vite? E-vite? E-vite? Well, there had been an e-vite. It's just old now. So bringing back e-vite. I respect the entrepreneurs who saw a hole in the market. What was the hole? Bend over and I'll show you the long toothedness of e-vite. Of the e-vite and saw the long toothedness. I get it. They basically go like, okay, Starbucks is hella old. What's a new fucking coffee place? Like for the old thing and swoop in and go, this is going to be what Starbucks was in 1990 for now. But what is what is part. - It's a third place. - Whole foods. - Like as if whole foods wasn't expensive enough, Aeroan was like, hold my groceries. - Who is, who is, okay. - Yes, who is, who is, what is Partifull doing that e-vite wasn't doing? - Why is, I don't know, it seems way harder. - It seems way more, it's like party cops, dude. - See, this is the energy, this is the energy that Anders and I want from you for every topic. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Your blousiness of every topic. - When we ask you to tell a story that you've told before, that we're like, oh yeah, a reminder of that. - It goes to ep 72. - You refuse to do it. - I'm talking, now you never take, you never take a stance on taking a big stance. Maybe you take a stance. You don't even take a stance on the ad-stein files 'cause you're afraid of something. - I'm taking a stance on the ad-stein file. - I don't wanna hear it anymore. It's evil, it's terrible, the guy we take, don't we think it should all come out so we can then do rest, all the evil thoughts are out. - No, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not. - You dumb fuck. - They're redacted and yeah. - I'm pissed now. - Adam's combed him. - Right, I'm fucking pissed now. - Adam's combed him, I'm combed him. - I'm too groomed him. - combed the hell out. Everybody is bad, everybody is fucking bad. - Listen, yes. - Everybody's bad. - What? - No. - By the way, how about we stick to particle? - Okay, that's everyone's bad. - Are you about to go like philosophical, like? - Yes, I think he was and then he backed off of it. - Are sharks, are sharks evil? If they eat people are they just hungry? - No, I mean like, what do you, what, what stance are you guys asking me to take right now? Do you really wanna really dice it? - I don't think you're listening. - I don't think you're really real about the Epstein file. - No, I don't think you're listening. - Adam just got off the cruise and this is the first thing you wanna talk about. - We haven't gone with this yet. - No, we're off the cruise and this is what you wanna talk about. - Technically. - I know, this is airing but I'm transparent. I guess you like hiding things, redacting things. - Yes. - Okay. - Okay. - I think you're missing the problem that Adam gave you. He was just telling you how great it is that you're taking a stand on particle and you're misinterpreting it. He was hyping you up. - Taking a stand isn't necessarily a good thing. Maybe being neutral is a good thing. - For comedy? - You think being neutral in comedy is? - That's your, no, that has always been a thing. - Legalized comedy. - Like you have to have a point of view. Maybe you don't. Maybe not having a point of view. 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Whether you're a Pi-Fi or a Kayao, a Delta Gama, or an ADPi, dirty rush takes you deep inside Greek life. And this semester, you got a front row seat. Let's get dirty. Listen to Dirty Rush on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So I'm with Dirty Rush, and I'm about transparency. And we have not gone on the cruise yet, but we are about to, we could leave this Friday or Saturday. We leave Saturday, right? We ship out in Sunday. So excited, yes. I hope we're still alive. It's looking way colder than I wanted it to be. And I hope we come back all turned up and be like, actually, it wasn't that bad. I really wanted to be hot. Do you think they have a tanning salon on the boat? 100%. But what did I test you guys? It's something like the high of 59. No. Very shaggy deli. Yes. And the week before, it was like 82 degrees. It's like, that's OK, though, because it's not super windy on the deck of a cruise ship on an open ocean. Dude, in the Gulf of America, it's warm. It's hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, that you would say it. You would say that. That's the other stamps you take. It's a Gulf of America. Hot, hot, hot, hot. It's what it's called. Look at a map, dude. Brought to you by a stance. Isaac is saying the highs in the 70s. OK, but where I think lows might be 59s. No, no, no. The high of Tampa our first day. At night, it gets cold on water. We're not in Tampa. That's just where we're shipping out from. We're nowhere near Tampa. But the first day, we will be within range of Tampa. That's a close to city. So I don't know how else to-- Dude, you know how fast these cruise ships are? We fucking ship only goes about-- OK, we leave what Sunday? Yes, sir. OK, well, it's raining. We already came back. It was great. OK, OK, it's raining. And the highest 74. The next day, Monday, so we will be in the ocean. We'll be a high of 57. And then the next day, high of 60. And the next day, high of 60. That's colder than where we currently are. So I'm hoping-- and by the way, you're-- I feel like Blake is throwing this on me. I'm the bearer of the bad news. Yeah, I'm just looking at the weather app, homie. I'm just looking at the weather app. And who owns that? The people who own part of full. Like, I don't fuck with apps anymore. I'm going to get there. I'll look at the weather. And it's going to be warm. I have a really good feeling about it. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. I hope so, too. It's going to be really warm. I'm going to get sunburned. So Isaac then gives contradictory information to-- He goes-- himself. The ship only goes 10 meter knots. I don't know that. Good. Oh, OK. He only goes 10 knots, which isn't that fast. 10 knots is pretty damn slow. When I take my boat out, I go 25 knots. Oh, shit. This goes 10. And I know that things exist because it doesn't translate exactly, but how fast are we talking here? I don't know. Yeah, what's a knot? Is it 10 miles per hour? What's a knot? I don't know. Why do we call them knots? Is it nautical? Is it not a nautical mile? Yeah, that's a great gets. So then Isaac, once again, doesn't answer the question and goes about 12 miles an hour. 12 miles an hour is one knot. She's struck one knot. No, I think that's 10 knots is about 12 miles. I got a knot for you. The loom knot. Which isn't that fast. The loom knot. Not, not, not, not, not. Which is not that fast. But then he said that's Tampa weather that I'm looking at and I'm like, right, because there's no way to look up the weather in the middle of the ocean. Or at least not that I know. Is that true? It's not the middle of the ocean. It's the Gulf of America. Please call it. I'm so sorry. Please call it. The Gulf of Mexico. I'm going to come. Hey, how have we not done like a Gulf war, like kind of like themed cruise? How do we not do that? And we just do like paintball on deck and have like a pancreas and I don't know for the guys. I don't know for veterans can come on. That's more of like what is that those guys that make infinitely more money than us and are way younger than us and all they do is trick shots. Everyone. Dude, perfect. Dude, perfect. Yeah. You know the dude, perfect guys. If they had a cruise, it's going off, dude. Yeah, absolutely. You know, you know, the trick shots. Yeah. Actually, how boring would a dude, perfect cruise be? It's just throwing marshmallows. It's just watching a guy like throw the basketball from across the ship, like 200 times and then finally hit it and they're like, thank God. And then you come back with your beer and you're, you just missed it. You're like, oh shit. Oh, fuck. He got it. They finally hit it. Not doing it again. I'm not doing it again. I can't do it again. That's the bitch. I can't miss. Yeah. My shoulder hurts too bad. So one nod is 1.15 miles an hour. Oh my God. That's really slow. So we're going 10 miles an hour so everyone sees you basically. Damn. Hello. And then Isaac's point he's saying is we won't be in Tampa. We're going to go 10 miles an hour. No sir. I don't like it. South and it will go get hotter the further south we go. Okay. Which sure, but we are going 10 miles an hour. So and it is raining the day we leave. Well, we might have Ders get his ass out there and start kicking dude. I might have to put on a fucking anchor in my teeth and swim dude. Now Ders, are you going to bring like a little banana hammock? Are you going to? Is that an official request? You need another four inches. I would love. If you want to bring two extras, two extras. My thighs are juicy. Oh my God. They're back on the bike. My thighs are juicy. I don't I don't know if I can. You don't believe me? I don't. I'll put some ice down here. What are the roots? Oh my God. You get a little sun on those. Netflix. Should we tell them? Holy moly. That look like a ham hall. But now Blake. Now Blake. See, this is why you just had to my man showing up his legs and you got to just nag him. No. Just let him shine. Hey. No, no. I'll respond to the all RSVP to the part of full of that thing right there. The few things that you take a stand on are part of full and my thighs. But with that we talk about the Edson Fowl and all of a sudden you wish. You wish we weren't talking about it. I'm on the fence about adding that to the fence. It's good. I love it. I love it. You told me to put it on. I know. Well, you know, it's a pallet cleanser. It's a pallet cleanser. Been wrong before. It does reset. Well, that's now I feel right now. That's how I feel right now. Adam, here's an example. Adam, here's an example of something that is part of full adjacent that you probably don't love. Even though I don't even think you're looking at it or you give a fuck. Right. Which is this Riverside fucking studio thing that we're on right now. Yeah. We used to just do a zoom. Now we got to have a zoom and Riverside open. Riverside's weird. We don't know how to work it. We don't seem like we're doing fine for years on zoom. I don't even look at Riverside. What are you talking about? I just dip it in my tab. I'm looking at Riverside because I'm like insane on zoom now. I don't know what's happening. I think I'm looking at you on zoom. You look totally. Me? You look how you always look. I thought I looked like orange. You look like you wear sunglasses outside and you have like, like, raccoon rings on your face. That's all very true. It looks like you just went skiing. Did you go skiing recently? Did you recently go skiing? No. My family did. They left me. Just like my original family. No, I went back to Chicago. I did go running outdoors with the sunglasses on. So maybe that gave me a little. So maybe that's it. So the reason Doris wasn't at my son's second birthday, which I'm holding you guys to these little kid birthdays. He didn't get the part of it. I agree. It was a phone call. I was like, God damn it. Yeah. Went home to my mom's birthday. It was because it was his mother's birthday, which I totally respect. Now, so some of these friends, they didn't give a response. I did. Not even on part of it. They missed a banger of a party. Absolutely. Was there a bounce house? Absolutely. Was there mountains of mics? Pizza. There was mountains of mics. Tell me what mountain mics is. Is that pizza? Yes. I love. I fuck. I drove past it the other day. I was really surprised you did mountain mics. Mountain mics is kind of a deep cut. I'm kind of hyped on that for you. Oh, yeah. Oh, I like mountain mics. Yeah. What's tasty? I don't. Pizza is not my favorite. And I know I've talked about this a lot. See, and mountain mics is doing what particles doing. They were like, no one wants fucking Papa Johns anymore. They want something new, something fresh. Mountain mics. Fuck it. Yeah. It's just good. Chloe likes pizzas. Sometimes, and I'll be like, okay, I'll have a slice. So when Chloe orders pizza, she goes mountain mics. She just will try a new thing every once in a while, and she'll. Let me ask you a question, Adam. In her phone, is there something that says mountain mics, and it calls her? And she's telling you that she's, she's just always. It's not mics. It's not mics. Always call it. No mics. Calls her. Calls her. It is. I was asked if she wants the pizza. You want the pizza? You want the whole bread stick? Yeah. You hungry? You want the deep dish? Uh huh. Extra cheese. That's true. It's just mountain mics. It's. Ah. It doesn't even say apostrophe, yes, it actually just says mountain mics. Again. Huh. Pizza is really good. Yeah. And you did get charged for the pizza, right? Uh huh. Yeah. And then I gave them a lot of business. Yeah. Yeah. Almost good. And then I gave them a lot of money. person I would maybe that literally looks like a name for like a character if you play D&D and you have like an an elf and by the way that it looks like a fantasy name. I'm not saying anything negative about this person. What I'm saying is this is just not I just haven't we moved on bruh. Yeah I haven't met this person. By the way I'm looking at I've been invited to do a lot of things on part of full. It's out of control idea. I never check it the island. It needs to be stopped. It's out of control. You never you never check it either. Yeah. No I don't check it. That's what I was saying. I'm like dude this is just for my life. Yeah but you straight up came up to me and like you you approached me in San Francisco and said like respond to the part of full. You grabbed me by my collar. No I did not. And the reason I the reason I did that is Chloe was right there with Bo Jackson was right behind you. Chloe was next to me and so then I go I make a channel of that. That's not true. That's not true because we talked about it before she was there. Yeah. This was at the Tonga Root. I think you're redacting certain things that happens here. I think you're redacting it. I'm not a redacting girl. I'm not red. Oh yeah. I had to show the file. Well she she was on my ass to get people to respond to the part of full. So you're the muscle. You're kind of the muscle. Adam if you think that was a seamless cover by being like I didn't mean she was there. I meant she was on my ass about it. That was amazing. I'm a dude. Yeah. I thought no I thought I thought she was there with us. You know but no you grew you grew me about RSVP. But I guess I get it now. You get sent you're kind of the muscle. Yeah. And you get you get people to respond to the kids birthday party invites. Yeah. Well she wanted a head count. Dude what am I supposed to do? It's not show battle. I'm fighting I'm fighting battles on all fronts. I'm just trying to. I kind of I kind of hate it. My whole thing is look invite all these people buy enough food and if people don't show up they didn't show up. But then you end up with the how many leftover pizzas did you have? It doesn't matter. But I just want to know how many leftover pizzas? You give them the seals probably like eight. But holy that's about how many did you keep so many did you keep could you like I'll distribute these like across the next week. Well by the way I don't even like pizza but my mom kept like eight pizzas. There's so many pizzas. Since we have an extra freeze and you can just freeze. So she's like you could just happen. That's exactly what she said. Just freeze it. I'm like I don't want to I we're not freezing this pizza. No you got to keep that attitude. As soon as you freeze mountain Mike it turns into a completely asshole right like no pizza that gets delivered freeze as well. It doesn't reheat like I would not think it would taste great. I've never froze it isn't isn't cold pizza a whole culture of it's a whole pizza but frozen pizza is a whole different and then defrost the pizza. I'm not a big freezer. If something goes on my freezer it goes there to die. I will not look in that freezer. My parents they live and die by this freezer. I'm like if I put it in my freezer you know what you know what I have in my freezer forever that I was trying to get in. Don't tell me. I was trying to get out. What? Oh boy. What do you got? Dude you beat me to it. I was going to say the redacted files. Fuck it. The unredacted files but I do have Cornish Gamehands in my freezer. I was trying to get into um grilling. Yeah it was like it was like I ordered something from Omaha Stakes. I'm like hey we can throw these Cornish Gamehands in for cheaper in my hand. I'm never going to grow the Cornish Gamehands. No. I wouldn't even know where to begin with the Cornish Gamehands. Gamehands. It would take me months to learn. Have you guys thought about becoming like grill masters? Is this something every guy goes through where you're like yes yes yes yes. Maybe I'm just going to like learn how to make the perfect steak but you got to eat like 10 steaks to like really become the guy. Maybe I don't know. Maybe it's three. I'm a dude. By the way I'm pretty good on the grill. I'm pretty good on the grill but I you know then you got to get the smoke. Yeah hell is this and then you got to get to that and it's a lot and you know what the one the one part I do want to get though I want to I want to be able to click a brisket and then have those black gloves that they wear. You know the the grill master always has like black gloves. You could use those like woods too. A wood block and then you you chop it all up that's what I want to be. You know what he's putting in the freezer with those black gloves. Are those the black gloves where you can like literally like why are you saying that like what what else can I do with those black gloves. Nothing that you've heard from no no no no no no no no I'm not on the list at all. Allegedly I would never be are these the black gloves. Are you ever part of hold me no way. Okay you keep you keep bringing them up we're not talking about that. Are these the black gloves where you can like literally reach into a fire and like grab like a hot coal kind of thing. No they're just rubber. No I think they're just rubber gloves. They're just the rubber so you know they count me out. It's really gotta have the ones where you can grab the logs. It's kind of crazy like with barbecue and like anytime you start to like really get passionate you just teeter on it starts to get corny. You know what I mean? Like you're like all of a sudden you're just barbecue guy like well no nothing you never stop talking about the barbecue like you like like it's okay you can just commit to something. It's okay to just I don't but the passion is what gets a little corny to me man. It's like passion is the only thing that keeps society from exploding into the files. And like who were you trying to impress me? I'm just like all of a sudden I'm like I'm hitting you up with it. I'm like hitting you up with the particle invite and I'm like come try my my fucking Cornish game hint. I'm like I would love that I would love that. I would love that. And you know what I do? I would text you. I'll be there. And I'll be eating and I might be dancing if there's karaoke one song. I will say like barbequeing is probably the coolest trickle down thing because if the homie is like experimenting with barbeque you're you're gonna want to be there in this flash. So I thought being on pilot would be cool. So your friend Sean B. Sean B is a great man. So you think he's corny? You think your boy Sean B's a little you think he's corny? I kind of felt like Sean B was like born to do it. Like me if I'm like learning I just maybe I have like low expectations like I will never actually be good. Hey like no one is born to do anything except eat and shit. You just figure it out as you go kind of realize pretty early if you're like good or not. And then you sure then you develop your passion and then you become good at it. And no one thinks you're corny unless you're corny about it. You don't think you like there's stuff where you're like I'm going to do this and you're just obviously are never going to be good at it. But that's fine. That's fine as long as you like to do it. And also it's grilling food. I guarantee you you can grill a steak, right? And you you can. Look and I understand the I understand the complex of not being of being like of not doing not continuing something you are not good at. Like if you just don't get good at it. Like why am I trying to beat this guy? But but it's not being a guy. It's being you doing something. Unless you want to unless you hate yourself. And you don't want to be yourself. I didn't. So you're like, I'm on record. If I start cooking burgers, I'm going to lose myself and I can become this new guy. It'll be beautiful. But maybe you like yourself so much. You don't want to learn anything new because then you'll become a different guy. I'm perfect. Got it. Perfect. I thought any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams? I'll let Blake have the floor. No, you guys have a lot to take back before I take any red actions. I got a lot to take back. Yeah, a lot. What if I take it back? What do I have to take back, Blake? Yeah. You tell me, brother, I can't walk it. I can I can lead the horse to water, but I can't make it drink. All right. That's okay. Leave lead me to water it within. And then I'll decide whether or not I drink it. Okay. So I'm using your what you just said. And I'm just saying you made a lot of accusations today that are false. I didn't. What? That you are allegedly in the files? Yes. Yes. Okay. I'm just calling it as I'm saying. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is you shit in the water. You shit in the water. Why are you so nervous? Why are you so scared to talk about the answer? It's not right. It's not right. It's not something to joke about. What is it? I'm not joking about it. I want more of the files to come out because I want these guys to go to jail when you keep saying I want it all to go away. Why are we still talking about this? What? It's it's a Democrat hoax. What? I didn't say about this. Yeah. I'm reading. I'm reading between the line. You're the friend with Biden. All right. Not me. He's from not me. He's not in the files. True. Yeah. I don't know how to work a goddamn computer. All right. Adam, are you going to be up in Hollywood this weekend before the pros or not? Are you down? Are you down? Are you down? Damn it. I was going to tell you they're doing for monarch legacy of monsters. We're back with season two and they're doing a fucking like Guinness Book of World Records drone situation on [BLANK_AUDIO] Friday night, where they're going to have like 600 foot tall, like Godzilla fighting another monster like in the sky over Hollywood forever, cemetery, which you would probably be able to see from your rib. That sounds amazing. If you up but you're down way tight, which sounds way tight. And the kiddos would love that and the kiddo meaning plural, yes. Which the old Godzilla movies are also just so sick. And so last time you watched old Godzilla movies, they are so good. Every night. I'm so entrenched in the monsterverse. Yeah. Um, I don't like them like Godzilla versus mecha Godzilla or whatever is so good, dude. It's literally the best. No, the OG Godzilla is fucking kind of sick and you can't believe how old it is for how good it looks and for how like you're like in it, you're like, whoa, this is fucking good. And the 80s and the 70s, I know you're talking about what's like, it's a dude doing karate addresses like a dog from space. Yeah. So cool. I'm like, it's to the 70s. It's a bomb. It's got pretty weird. The 70s were pretty rad. Like did you guys see the thing I posted the other day was like, um, when you have a, you think, you know, I'm blocking when you're, when you're in your 40s and you have a toddler thinking it'll be fun. It'll keep me young. And then it was a little person like doing karate, but being absolutely insane and like coming down the, uh, coming down the curtains and like scratching down and then like doing flips and I'm like, the 70s were insane. How was this in a movie? It first of all looked horrific and secondly, uh, maybe offensive to toddlers. They're just, they're just doing whatever they can, man. Or to little people, to little people, to little people, uh, well, that was worth the map. That wasn't on the map. Isn't it all relative when like you first saw jaws, you're like, Oh my God. Now you watch it and you're like, Well, it looks like a styrofoam shark. It's just like, it's, it's what you've seen before versus what you haven't. I don't know. Right? Okay. Isn't there stuff we grew up on? I mean, Jurassic Park still holds up, except for when he leans on the belly that tries to air at tops and you're like, that's just like jumanji. Yeah. I'm watching a lot of like kids movies, you know, just bow style and, uh, why are you watching kids movies? Cause my son and Toy Story is still so fucking dope. But you do see a difference between Toy Story 1 and Toy Story 3 and just the, wait, hang on. Do you think those are real toys? 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