Ep 286: Blake Has A Social Battery

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Okay, we're still rocking with this. Oh, my God. Shout out to anybody who's listening to this or watching this in their living room with their significant others leaning in from the other room going, are you okay? We're good. You good? Are you good? And then they spread their legs and go, now I am. And Blake does his thing. Welcome, man. Holy smokes, man. If you survived that intro, welcome. Only the strong survive, y'all. Only the strong survive. Your unbelievable new theme song? Is that what we're saying? Absolutely. I'm trying to pay for it. How much do you think we have to pay the artist EMF? Realistically? EMF, which stands for? That's the name of the group? Which stands for? Ernest. Ernest, motherfucker. Yeah, probably. English, motherfucker. English, do you speak it? Topical. I think they're British. Topical. Yeah. I would think, I don't know, $100,000? The halftime show, Durr, is topical. Oh. English, the whole thing. We'll circle back. Yeah, we can circle back to that. Do we even need to talk about that? I didn't even notice. Do we even need to beat a dead horse any longer? The halftime show for the- Is that what you think? There's a dead horse? Is that what you think? I think he is. During the halftime show? I was there. I didn't see one. That's what I heard Adam tweet it. The Super Bowl was pretty, I mean, it's always really sick, but I was so exhausted by the time we got to Sunday. Your social battery was out. I was done for. I also didn't sleep during the Super Bowl week. Oops. That sucked. I'll admit, I don't like- You lose. You had nervous excitement. It's a big week. Yeah, you had way too many espresso martinis right before bed. Whoopsies. And energy drinks. We've covered it. We've covered it at length. He's a superhero. Can't get him down. He's my hero. There goes my hero. Yeah, but I disagree that that's what kept me up because I went to sleep for hours. We can't beat a dead horse, Adam. We can't beat a dead horse here. We can't. I didn't see the dead horse. So, did you drink alcohol that same night? It's science. Of course. Yeah. I drink alcohol every night. Okay. This isn't like- This is not me. This is not me trying to check you. This is me just going, so that was the alcohol going to work, but then the caffeine was like in the Trojan horse. And it was like your fun belief. Or in the bowl, if you will. Yes. Hold up. Yeah, maybe that's it. And then when you woke up three hours later, it was like caffeine time. Yeah, maybe. You know what? It is what it is. It's a vicious cycle. It's a metaphor for the country, actually. The caffeine's taking over. At least Adam made it to the Super Bowl. I dipped out the day before. I had to retreat to my mother. I had to retreat to my mother's house because my social battery was so on low that I had to take Bart to Concord. What's funny is Blake actually says stuff like that. You say social battery in your real life. You know, I didn't until today because that's the only way to describe the way I felt after Super Bowl week. It was a blast. We were running. We were gunning. I just would- Learn more words. I was just saying, yeah, learn more words. You don't have to come with like a new wave. New agey social battery. How about, was it your social battery or were you just so drunk for six days leading up to it? One more day of getting drunk, you were like, enough is enough. No, because that's not what it was, Adam. That isn't what- I'm drunk right now. Were you pissing out of your butt? No. Were you doing PPs out of your butthole? No. I hit a point. The social- Do you think that's what was happening? Because that's what was happening to me. I could talk. I could talk to people all day long, but I was on two hours of sleep. I kept having to excuse myself and pee out of my butt multiple times. In public, you did? Oh, several times. Here's what happened. Before I go into the- And now I can't get that visual out of my mind. Before I go into the Super Bowl- What do you feed your dog? We're at the tailgate and we're at the fancy tailgate. That's cool. And all the owners are there. Yeah, yeah. And I'm talking to Gavin Newsom. What? He comes over trying to get my vote. My second favorite, Gavin. Go ahead. We're chatting it up within- We're talking and I go, all right. Well, thanks. Good to see you. I excused him. I excused him from the conversation. And he's like, oh, well, hey, well, good to see you. Good to see you. Chloe was like, why are you excusing- I've got your vote. Like, you don't kick him out of the conversation. He kind of kicks you out of the conversation. I'm like, I have to take a shit. Like, if he doesn't- I'm sorry, but if he doesn't leave right now, I might shit in front of the future president. Yeah. And that's not something I want to do. Okay. You heard it here first. Was this the gathering? I saw, like, somebody posted a video. Juggalo. The gathering. This is the juggalo tail. Yeah. I saw a video of, like, every celebrity all walking together in, like, is it called a procession? What is it called? Sure. Walking across a parking lot. And it was, like, Leo. It was, like, Jamie Foxx. It was Zac Efron. Is this where you were? Efron was there. Yeah. Well, it was all the stuff. celebrities Kevin Costner come to the same entrance and they do they make you feel special you get there you have a little handler let me guess what they serve do they serve baby back ribs literally god damn they like usher you into the party that way and they're like hey if you have any problems you here text us we'll come get you vanilla iso soft which by the way I was like we're not gonna have any problems there's real celebrities here yeah absolutely I'm just gonna take photos with like some moms and shit right right and uh but then we ended our way in into this fancy tent and there was just like every owner of every everything like jerry jones was there the owner of the chiefs was there yeah um who looks like he was wearing a wig but I don't think it is I don't think it's a wig but his hair looks wiggish if it looked like it it probably was look at blake I maybe look I mean we'll bring up a photo of this guy who's very he was totally nice just because you have a wig doesn't make you not nice yeah whoa blake's very defensive And Adam, that's the second time you've crossed your eyes on this pod, and I'm liking that. He's gooning. That's something you're starting. And if you're watching on Netflix, not on YouTube any longer, then you are seeing these cross-eyed shenanigans. Sorry. Well, dude, that's my body. It's still cross-eyed. I gained. Let's talk about what you think I gained. Are we finishing that story, and then we can circle back to your humongous anatomy? Yeah, come on. A-D-D. A-D-D. Okay, so he had insane wig-like hair, but it was fine. But looking around this group, I'm like, to Chloe, I was like, you're a monster. Are in the Epstein Files. Oh, God. All of them. This is very much like an elite group. Like NFL owners, I would say that's maybe the biggest, the most, like we don't have kings in America, but the NFL owners are about as big as you get. Well, they're like Dukes. About as big as you get. And were you- You're the jester of the group. Yeah. Yeah, it's an elite. You could call it a ring. Yeah, sure. Some might call it a ring. It's an elite ring. Sure. But yeah, so besides the ones that were in the Epstein list, and there for sure were a few, probably. It was awesome. It was very nice. Yeah. Great food. And then we went in to the actual Super Bowl, and guess who I ran into again? Every Super Bowl I've ever been to. Ah, the boom guys. Eric Griffin. Which I think it's five. Big Justice. Okay. Of course I ran into Big Justice. Of course I ran into- But is that who you're thinking of, or that's also- No, boom. That's also ran. Also ran. Okay. No, it was my boy Guy Fieri. Yes. I love Guy, dude. Bay Area legend. From, we were in a, I was in a box. Yeah. I was in the Jaguar owner's box. Yes. Tony Khan, our friend. Gotcha, bitch. He's the man. Big shout out to Tony Khan. He got us in the box. It was very sick. Very cool seats. Yeah. And then I look over three boxes down. Mm-hmm. My boy, Guy Fieri. Oh, I love it. Sorry, three boxes down? Three boxes down. Adam's hanging out over the edge. You're craning your neck. You're snooping, huh? No, no, no. It was very, it was a weird setup where like you could look down just like this. And it was all open. Yeah. Got it, got it, got it. And I look down, I see Guy Fieri. Mm-hmm. He gives me a point. We're doing points. Yeah, yeah. I felt really good. I felt really good. Did you blow a kiss? I didn't, I didn't blow a kiss. I'm going to start. And then I also met Shaboosie, and we talked about how much he loves it. Yes. There you go. I also went into Shaboosie. Yeah. Teddy Swims, didn't know who he was, met him. Seems like a name I might have to Google. He has a lot of hit songs. He sang at the tailgate party, and I was like, I'm like, oh, I don't know this guy even a little bit. Teddy Swims. It's crazy that they hired this nobody for this huge tailgate. Right. You'd think they'd get someone huge. Right. And then I knew every song, and I was like, oh, this is a hit, huge hit song now. Yeah. I didn't know. I didn't know who this was. That's all right. We're aging out. We're aging out. We're aging out. I didn't know. Can I play 15 seconds of his most popular song really quickly? Can you speak? No. Cool. I'm going to skip ahead. Go. And I was on a roll. Adam. Okay. I'll dip into that. And where are we hearing this? This is, is this on the AM radio? I guess I do. I just don't even know where to find music anymore. I'm just hearing it in the background of like girls working out on Instagram. That's where I'm getting my music. That's it. So Todd is saying he was nominated for a Grammy this year for I've got, I've tried everything but therapy. That's his song. Haven't we all. Haven't we all. There's the cross eyes again. Wait, sorry. That's the song. That is the name of an album. Yes. That's the name of an album. I love it. And so now is he is out. The second album is going to be like tried therapy. No, it's actually called no more. I actually tried it. Yeah. Yeah. Got no more songs now. I'm good. It's called I'm good now. I'm out. I'm out. But the Super Bowl, Super Bowl was fun. The game really sucked. So that was a snoozer, man. It's mostly just like eating and drinking and, you know, hanging out was a true. And I thought Green Day did a great job. They didn't say like, fuck Trump and KK. KK, fascism, like they do at some of their other shows. Yeah. You know, which I also get. I don't know if I would do that at the Super Bowl. I think there's a time and a place for those things right now. What do you got? Fuck Trump. I don't like the guy. Okay. This also isn't the Super Bowl. He's in Adam. He's in the window behind you. He's in the window. He's like Freddie. And then and then the halftime show was fucking sick. Yeah. It was sick. The Kid Rock one. You watched it on your phone. He was the grass. He was the grass. You watched the Kid Rock one on your phone. Watching. I mean, watching those like 300 trees or however many trees came in. Oh, the trees were the stars. Walk in the little like. The trees were the stars. I mean, it was it was great. Oh, yeah. It was very cool. And did they just stand there? Yeah, they just stood there. And you couldn't tell that they were people when they were just standing there. And I think I was like, why would they do? But really, it takes less time for them to pay someone to run on, stand there like a tree and run back off, then set up a bunch of trees. That's what I heard. Oh, wow, dude. That's actually really smart. Is it? I feel like you could just have rows of trees on wheels and push that right out. No, no. That's a long row of wheels. That seems impossible. What if it tips over? Who's picking that up? Also, there was a point where he stayed. He like fell back. And they caught him and he was like, the trees caught him, but you couldn't tell. It just looks like he's in the trees. Oh, so you get two people dressed like I love that. I love that. You never know. You're true. No, I am. You're thinking small. And this is why our live shows are small. OK, well, we think we need to think much, much, much, much larger. Is this going to be next year's Halloween costume? Is everyone's good dressing like the trees? I hope so. I hope so. That would be really cool. Well, it's a good group, a group thing. Don't go. As one tree, because then you'll be like, by the way, shout out to whatever group of friends dresses like the trees and then like the fucking what they call it, like the leader, the group leader. Sure. He dresses like Bad Bunny. Oh, like the hottest dude friend. Very good. What? What a rough look. You are not getting any hold on that night if you're the tree, because everyone's just looking at your friend. Who's the bad bunny? That's true. But he's probably Bad Bunny for a reason. He's probably the hottest friend unless you're like ugliest, fattest. Most fun. Oh. Friend is the bad bunny. Okay. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. I like that too. I'm down for that. I loved one of his hit songs. Here we go. I saw somebody like translate it into English. Oh, good. And it's. You what? Dude. One of his hit songs. You saw it. Let me get this right. You saw it translated. What the hell? That's right. And. It's science. This person. Dude, the song rocks. It's even better than I thought it was. I was like, oh, this is a good song. It's a good song. It's a good song. Yeah. It's a catchy song. I think it works pretty well in its native language. Sure. Yes. But if you want to know what he's saying, it has to be translated into English. Of course. If you are only an English speaking person, like my idiot ass. And German. You speak German fluently. Interesting. But the song goes, I like women. It's something like, I like women. I got women. I got all kinds of women. I'm in the VIP. I'm in the VIP. That's so hot. We're in the VIP. I take a selfie. Okay. Okay. Dude, I was like, this song fucking rules. And people were like mad at it. I'm like, why are you mad, dude? Dude, people were mad at it. It was just pissing me off. When they're like, the halftime has to be in English. What the fuck are you even talking about? Who cares? Here's what's crazy to me. People who are like, it's got to be in English. And then the other people who are like, we don't need subtitles. I'm like, we don't need subtitles. you even talking about who cares here's what's crazy to me people who are like it's got to be in english and then the other people who are like we don't need subtitles i'm like we can't meet in the middle dude that's what i'm saying aren't there spanish subtitles for the game that's what i'm saying we you know how we meet in the middle it's like parents remember when both sides are fighting they're like fine now we're taking it away so i think that for the next few years until we get it together no lyrics allowed it has to be jazz it has to be kenny it has to be kenny g up there blasting some fucking hits or just beats or just like it could be like a latin vibe it doesn't need to just be kenny g yeah well i think kenny like i liked the latin vibe dude i i i was blasting a little bad bunny okay so what if we have of course what if we have like jazz centric like a like a or world music like no lyrics world music or like new age shit that would be kind of sick kind of like pure moods a little bit you remember that compilation yeah i think i think you could do whatever you would like without the lyrics just no lyrics no lyrics allowed but it doesn't need to be it doesn't need to be world music or whatever the fuck you're talking about it doesn't need to be like or whatever it could be your mood is so good by the way i'm pissed now i just like when it's legends when it's like a legend somebody who's not like at the peak of their powers at the moment like it was a great show it was good i kind of like people who you're like oh my god damn they got them people who are kind of like not out there all the time already because then it's special that's why i love the one did you guys go to the super bowl when it was in la and it was emma that was awesome that was that was that was a great super bowl halftime that was great that was an all-time super bowl where it's 50 cent and eminem and dr dre and snoop dogg and it's like you get any one of these guys individually and you're like ah that's okay right but you get all five of them and you're like oh this is a wall of hits for 20 minutes in my mind rihanna perfect yes legend little bit past her prime peak powers comes in pregnant rocking the salmons crushes that's hot i liked it when it was springsteen prince maybe the best yeah prince rocket like i like when it's somebody who's like a little who you think you're never gonna see ever again michael jackson and then they come back michael jackson so you're making a push for well who would that artist be who would be like a legendary artist on death's doorstep that you really want to see you for one last time the stones i i was interviewed uh i'm doing press right now for monarch season two it's coming out hell yeah uh and so apple music hosts the halftime show and they were like who do you want to see and i said anybody but bad bunny oh whoa no i said um and the mic just slowly was pulled away no they push it right in your face like say more say more say more say more throw dirt on your grave any press is good press uh my suggestion was outcast oh done oh outcast would be sick great call but you know what outcast would then do what would they then do it would be they do they do like 10 minutes of outcast bangers and then all of a sudden other atlanta stars are there all of a sudden luda's doing a a bit and i think they've come out as a part of a medley before i think maybe big boy i i can't remember but like i feel like there was an atlanta medley at one point i mean that would go crazy but dude outcast has the hits they've got the prestige and then yes they could have somebody who's from atlanta come like under their wing and do like a little something yeah sports fans are completely irrational i'm not checking my pick every five minutes sure dude i'm not losing it in the group chat good luck that's why i love having someone on the line it turns all of us into complete lunatics suddenly you're rooting 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halftime show oh here we go and my mom's like you just you didn't understand you didn't understand the meaning they were saying vip take selfie and i also was like i didn't understand the meaning the meaning and i was like i didn't understand the meaning and i was like i didn't understand the meaning and she's like but she's like yeah he just doesn't get the meaning like thinking like he's being offensive or racist or whatever right but then he's like i just you know it'd be nice if i understood the lyrics and i'm like you don't understand the lyrics on any song you've ever heard what's the difference don't read a book you would literally have something you don't know what the fuck acdc's saying stop you don't know my kids love thunderstruck i like looked at the lyrics the other day it's just about going and like getting head from a stripper i think bro that's what every rock song is about no i i know but this is specifically just like i'm in the eye of the sun it's like a dancing chick and then like when she blew me i was thunderstruck my i hit the back of her throat he goes to like texas i think uh oh so this is a so outcast was offered the opportunity to headline the superbowl halftime show andre 3000 refused to shorten hits like hey ya and the way you move to fit the strict broadcast time limits we just stand for something okay yeah and then big boy later performed as a guest with maroon five thought i said it well that's thunderstruck well that i'm not feeling that thunderstruck because maroon five and big boy don't seem like they go together that well why not dude you didn't think i mean they both undeniable they're both thunderstruck dude super thunderstruck let's just say they're both thunderstruck we can admit that i totally agree i'm reading the lyrics here it doesn't seem like uh come on read read them what are we talking about here texas was fun we had some met some girls some dancers strippers who gave a good time broke all the rules played all the fools yeah yeah yeah they blew our minds and i was shaking at the knees could i come again please yeah them ladies were too kind you've been thunderstruck holy shit i'm not i think you're reading into it a little a little far okay wait what part of can't could i come again please shaking at the knees is reading into it too far give them the floor because hey you could come again which is it's on the sign of of every convenience store you ever go into it's like come again please yes yeah they know what they're saying come again yeah i'm beating off in the 7-eleven come again please you had me shaking at the knees he's nervous it's a thing that one is right you're just a little nervous you've been thunderstruck you knocked out you know it's like you see a pretty girl or something you're a little nervous huh shaking at the knee you want to come back you want to come back and see her again okay i want them to hear this and be and think you're serious i gotta call this guy's podcast and explain myself hey adam i assume he talks like that i bet it's a pretty good it's about getting your dick suck youngster pretty good impression do i have to spell it out for you where are they from australia they're from australia they're from australia i remember we went and partied with uh their sons of like angus young or someone i forget but there was these sons of the the acdc guys and they have a bar in sydney and we went and partied with them one night what if the original the first pass at it was she suck my cock and they're like whoa dude if it came out nowadays it'd be like lick my ass she had me shaking at the knees when she tongued my butt dude that's a hit tongued my butt said it's understruck pretty good tongued my butt hello now hey nowadays that's a that's a that's a cardi b lyric that's a cardi b dude now that's a halftime show oh dude hit the dance floor tongue the butts on at my wedding i love this at my wedding tongue the butts on come on ann arlene let's go on the dance floor dude we have to take it you have to take a drink the here's the game you have to drink a drink every time he says tongue my butt from my butt tongue but oh man have you ever played that uh drinking game because you where you drink every time they say thunderstruck oh no more thunderstruck oh that's funny because in the beginning it's like five times in a row oh yeah it's constant it's like thunder tongue but tongue but and adam when i met you i knew this guy i knew how to party but this is a revelation because i tongue my butt it's dynamite tongue your butt you ever play the drinking game when you're watching football and like when they say hut you gotta drink you're gonna talk just an alcoholic who's like i got a new game uh when you go to the grocery store and you go down an aisle You got to take a shot. You got to take a shot. That's drinking in public. God damn. On a Tuesday. Yeah. You don't know how to party? I feel like I don't drink in public anymore. Well, we did a pretty good job of it. Do you guys walk around your neighborhoods drinking? Only on Halloween. Because that to me is the only thing I ever want to do. Oh, is be the man. Is just walk around the neighborhood with a drink. Like a solo cup? Solo cup or just with like a brewski? I don't know. I've got like a little koozie for a can that I'll put it in. Oh, there we go. There we go. It's a little concealed. Concealed carry. And I just want to walk around, you know, check out the neighborhood. Make sure everything's all good. Drink. I think that goes most states. But California, you got, I don't know, feels a little. You can't. No, you can't. It's not. You're not allowed to. No, you can. You can. Well, Ders lives in California and he is literally saying. That's what I'm saying. Like it's not legal in Illinois, but it was like the way of the world. Yeah. People would just walk around to people's houses with big ass cups. Like the like insulated mugs. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. In the 90s. Oh, yeah. No, that's very much a thing down where I live. Yeah. You know, people were just walking around drinking. Yeah. It's the best. People's noses are so bulbous and red. Well, I felt like, you know, Adam, and you said that I wasn't going to do it, but I was so, I felt like I looked like such hammered shit and I felt so bad. You know, my social battery was so low. Just crossing the I's. So low. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At what percent? 69, dude. Oh, 10%. 10%. 10%. Low, man. I remember you said I wasn't going to do a cleanse, but I'm on like day three of cleansing. No. What does that mean? That's just showering for you, right? Yeah. Well, I do a little bit of that. Blake, that's not a cleanse. I will say that there were several folks. There were photos that I was looking through my photo. I took like 11 photos, by the way, and we're not in like nine of them. I'm like, what did I? I mean, it's such a bad job of taking photos. Super Bowl week. Yeah. You're busy living. I love it. Yes. I love it too, but I am like. Gotta take some photos. I mean, I do. I should have take a photo. What do you want to take a photo of? A friendship. And you. Oh, thanks, bro. Doing fun stuff. Thanks, bro. Kicking field goals. Having fun together. Yeah. But the few photos I do have. You have a Blake. He looks like hammered shit. Yeah. I look so bad. You look so drunk. I just looked terrible the whole time. Yeah. Well, I also was slept zero hours. I slept a total of eight hours and three days. Hey, Adam. I'm drunk now. We're talking about how Blake looked. Okay. Oh, sorry. Sorry. I just, I like, I was almost like, I was really, I was just really disappointed in how I looked. I looked like hammered shit. And I felt. Well, welcome. In our world. Yeah. And I felt so, and I don't know if it was just because I'm like coming off of like being in Winnipeg where it's, it's, it's hard to look good out there. It's hard to look good because it's dry and it's cold. I don't think it has anything to do with where you were a month ago. Dude, I haven't recovered yet. And also it's dry and it's cold. It's, it's covered in snow. Yes. Not dry. It is dry. It's windy. The morning after I didn't drink, I finally had bags under my eyes for some reason. I think it was the sugary. I think it was the sugary drinks, but like, what were you drinking? Oh, I, um, whatever was around lights and Tonga room drinks. Like, cause the first night was a lot of kind of everything. Oh, the first night we, and we guys, now that we've done two Superbowls, we let's chill the first three days so that when Friday, Saturday, Sunday, the actual fun days roll around, we're, we're good to go. If you're, I'm sorry, if you're watching Netflix and you're wondering who this third person on the podcast is, don't worry. I don't recognize him. I don't recognize him either. Well, by the way, Blake, it's not, it's not chill. Right over the punchline. Sorry. Sorry. No, him with the fucking doom doom. They'll move it. They'll move it. It's not, uh, it's not about the three days. It's about not burning the fucking house down on day one. If you noticed, I didn't, I did not burn it down on day one. You guys went out and went and drinking all night. But that being said, I had things to do several hours earlier than you guys did. So, and I was excited, man. We were in San Francisco, the Bay area. Like I, I just felt like my, my brain was everywhere. There were so many people I wanted to see. And then my social battery just got so low. Why didn't you see when we go to New Orleans, a city that I know really well, I take us around. I get his dinner reservation at places. He took, yeah, that was different. You showed, you showed me no spots. And you know what? I saw no spots. There were two times. In fact, I took you to a spot. I took you to Tonga room. Thank you. Which was really awesome. It's true. Me and Durs hung out. We went to Rumpus room on night one. And then on Friday, that when Durs left, that's when I went and explored on my own. You, you, you, you were busy though. You couldn't come out to like, that's when I really tapped in with all the Bay area artists I was trying to hang with. And then I went and got. Can I ask you a question about your social battery? Yes, yes, of course. Yes, of course. When, you know, when you get those, those batteries, is it kind of like attached to your phone? Yep. I bought one in the airport. Is that what Adam is for you? You think? Oh, so like when you guys click together, we, we power each other up, power each other up. Yeah, I could see that. I'm not saying Adam's just a battery. We all know he's not bad. No, no. But for you, Blake, when you're with Adam, does it give you a little extra juice? Absolutely. Absolutely. My, uh, all my, all my boys juice me up, but yeah, Adam gets me, Adam gets me. He gets you juiced. Now do I tongue your butt? Absolutely. I wish you would, bud. Remix. Juice him up. Can someone out there who's good at AI please make that? Thank you. Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, no, I, you know, Adam, Adam gets me going. When Adam's ready to go, I get pretty hyped. Cause one night, I think it was Tonga room night. That whole day I was kind of like, my social battery was like really low, but you were like, you kept going. Hey, like immediately you're like, let's go, let's go out drinking tonight. Like that's all you were requesting. Dude, I was ready. That was the night that I got. I don't even understand what is so great. That's just kind of standard operating procedure. That's standard. But we, we went after it. No, but Adam had it. Adam hadn't called Babe Ruth called as his shot yet. A little twinkle in my eye that night. Yeah. That night he was like, this is what we're doing. And I'm like, got it. Okay. Okay. Cause I was feeling like I was done after night two. Really? Yeah. I mean, well, yeah, we were out till. Three that night, which was awesome. Yeah. Both those nights. That's where I was like, I kept talking to Isaac. I'm like, that's when you told me you love me before you went to your room. I do love you. It's a bagel. Apparently. Apparently. Yeah. Blake. And then he kept trying to fuck Isaac. He kept, uh, I didn't know. Yes, he did. He kept going, uh, telling Isaac he was going to sleep in his room. Cause your hotel is too far away when it was like three blocks away. It was very close. It's a long walk in San Francisco. A San Francisco three block walk at three in the morning. It was a lot of fun. Yeah. Yeah. But there's, but it was different San Francisco. I'll say it. I've gone on record saying that San Francisco is a garbage city. I never liked it. Um, because it has been the last half dozen times I've been there. That's a right wing talking point. All right. No, dude. It's gross. It was gross. He's right. All right. I only saw maybe under five people smoking crack and I only saw three. Would they call it like the Fenty fold? Oh, I only saw three people mid Fenty fold, which is. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy that you see. How's that not a dance? Well, it's wild that heroin people lay down, which seems better. Yeah. But people that are doing fentanyl, which I'm like to do fentanyl seems. Not like a great life decision. Like the craziest, like the craziest thing you could do because the tiniest bit of it to you can kill you. Um, but they're just folded in half. I saw this guy's whole dirty asshole just sky high. He was just like folded right in half. And so I, that's one of the other. The other photos I took. And did you tongue his butt? Did you tongue his butt? Tongue butt. Tongue butt. When, as soon as you saw a butthole, it was like. I'm gonna tongue his butt. Ding, ding. Tongue. But so, but those numbers for San Francisco are small balls. Those are good numbers. I know. And, uh. And I walked all over the city and I felt very safe. And Chloe and I actually, after dinner, uh, I think it was Friday, Friday or Saturday night, uh, Saturday night, we walked from our dinner and we're like, ah, it's like a 58 minute walk. How about we walk for 20 minutes, walk off some of this dinner and then call an Uber. But then all of a sudden we walked like 30, 40 minutes, kind of forgot to call the Uber. And we're like, okay, let's call the Uber. Now we're can't get reception. There's no Ubers. There's no Ubers around. And now we have to walk under three different freeways. And I'm like, and Chloe's like, this is how tourists get murdered, right? And I'm like, absolutely. Like we could get murdered. I have like, I'm wearing a nice watch. Chloe has your jewelry on. We weren't expecting to be in these streets like this. And guess what? Didn't see any. Didn't see any, uh, homeless or unhoused population. What happened to bum? Zach. And why at the tailgate didn't you say, thank you, Gavin Newsom, for cleaning up the city? Thank you. Because I don't think it was Gavin. I think it was there's a new mayor and people are just talking about this mayor in San Francisco like he's a god. Chloe was just at the bar waiting like I was doing some work and she was just waiting for me. She said she heard two different conversations where people out of the blue were just like, oh, thank God for the new mayor. I'm like, people just love this guy. Yeah. And if we knew his name, we would say it. Yeah. But whatever they did, yeah, I don't know his name. They definitely power washed the whole city. They did something with these homeless people and these drug addicts because they're normally there and they just straight up weren't. Every morning, the streets were like wet. I think they were like going around and just hosing down the city every night. I mean, they do that. They do that every night. I think they added soap. Jesus. His name is Daniel Lurie. Daniel Lurie. Oh, yeah. No, we knew that. Yeah. Mayor Daniel Lurie. Big shout out. And I like people are just going, oh, he's really saving the city. All he's doing is saying I watch an interview of him going like, yeah, you're not allowed just to do drugs in broad daylight on the sidewalk anymore. If we see you do that, we will arrest you. And you're like, yeah, that should be just a law wherever. Yeah. A hundred percent. Although I will say walking around. Drinking in your own neighborhood with a koozie on the can. And by the way, there's levels to it because I saw this woman smoking a joint and I'm like, hey, that's cool. I like it. This is the city. You can walk around. You go, girl. Smoking joints. You couldn't help but say it. Yeah. And it's and it's fine. And if you see someone just pocketing a beer, but keeping it low key. I think that's cool. Yeah. Now, if you see someone Fenty folding with her asshole in the sky and all of a sudden you start to. Yeah. But then all of a sudden is bringing the worst out of you because you're licking butts in the middle of the daylight and then he's Fenty fold. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And now you got my vote, bud. Congrats. Holy smokes. I like that hard. I'm going up against that hard stance from you. What happened to brown bag in it? Brown bag in it. Remember brown bag in it? Like you just drink out of a brown bag. Like a 40 in a bag or like a tall can. Well, I think it can be anything in a brown bag. As long as the bag is brown. And that's a bag. Um, yeah, I think the cops got on to us. They didn't know what was in the bag. Yeah, I think they might have. They might have started to figure that one out. Hey, this could be a break off for Gotcha Bitch, the dog prank show where it's like you're pranking cops, like you got a brown bag and then they like you take it. Oh, and here it is. Like you drink out of like this, right? And then you take the bag down and then it's just a fucking metal finger. Yeah, it's kind of cool. Cool, man. Sorry, it seems like a fun time to test authority to our loyal listeners. I had my middle finger out. And can we can we broach this? Can we breach broach this this topic? Breach and broach, breach and broach. Do whatever you want to read. I'm on YouTube. Our channel gets suggested to me. I click on which not. Are we there even there anymore? It's just clips. And listen, guys, gals, what not? Mm hmm. I know it's just a big commercial for like nine minutes. Mm hmm. And then there's 30 seconds of the clip. Right. I don't love it either. Right. You guys are telling us you want us back on YouTube. And I don't know what to tell you. The world is moving fast. We're we're just trying to keep up. Absolutely. Hey, our favorite corporate overlord. They came calling. Yes, they did. They came calling. We're team Netflix. And I guess you could call us sellouts. But like, this isn't this isn't for community service, although sometimes it feels like it. You're welcome, Blake. This is this is our this is our job. And look, maybe we had a mom and pop hardware store and Ace came knocking. And now it's the Ace Hardware store brought to you by yours truly. By the way, I love Ace. Ace is the place. That's Ace is the place. And I feel for you. I know you wanted to see us on YouTube. Sure. I think if I think if you could subscribe to Netflix, you'd get all sorts of other benefits. You get to watch Wednesday. I also feel like Netflix is way better. It's way better. I'm more team Netflix. I know that. I know people love YouTube and I get that. We love YouTube, but I'm still I'm still not on. I don't have a YouTube TV. I go on YouTube so infrequently. It's only to figure out if I'm like I to look up what like a Zotman curl or something at the gym where I'm like, what exactly is a and then I look it up and you're like, oh, okay. Do you fix things around the house ever? No, no. It's great for that. You don't want to like be like, why is the washing machine making this noise? Yeah. If I go on YouTube and it's it's so much easier than just calling somebody and being like, so that was $200. Okay. And the guy just looking at you like a frickin thunder, but yeah, there's some there is some content on YouTube. I like like, you know, like all the Easter eggs and like the newest Marvel movie and all that, like shout out to screen crush, you know, like that kind of stuff. I have to go to YouTube for. Here's what else. Here's what I'll say that I do miss a little bit and maybe Netflix will find a way to incorporate it. I like the comments on YouTube. 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What are the rules, Netflix? What are the rules? I don't know what they were, but we're going to find out. Nothing's going to change. What are the rules? Isaac's texting. You can't. Do that. Well, I hope this becomes a clip on YouTube. Yeah. Listen, YouTubers, we love you. Yeah. We love you. That's where we started. We love the tubes. This is the fickle business. This is just a fickle, fickle business. We're trying to keep above water. Yes. I know you can say you hope we drown. I can't drown. I'm really good at swimming. So good that I'll keep my boys with me. I'll drown. I'll drown. I got you. Thank you, brother. I got you. Speaking of drowning, do not jump off the cruise ship. The cruise is right. Absolutely. Oh, my God. All week away. All week away. Is that right? If this comes out Tuesday. we're we're on the boat yeah oh my god we're on the boat dude i am so bloated just from super bowl week that's why you gotta do you gotta cleanse like me look at me dude what are you weighing what are we doing i weigh i weigh 199 right now it has to stop i'm a hundred and uh 89 pounds that is that is 11 pounds more than i weighed before leaving for the super bowl guys i'm 69 and i'm not kidding i'm not kidding and that's pretty good for me okay yeah that's pretty good and what is the point yeah is it just the number that you're trying to share no that's that's low and that's like that's like pretty skinny you're like six feet tall that's like very i haven't ate for three days i'm fucking starving dude i'm starving that dude that's just what you do oh well what are we talking about well we by the way a cleanse isn't starving yourself that's starvation what i'm doing a cleanse is like you like you drink certain juices and you try to cleanse which by the way that's lame don't even do that just that's also starving just eat food but eat less of the food that you want to eat well you know what i'm doing and this isn't i know it's a it's a the pod i got it for free but i saw it in the closet and that's where i was kind of like oh boy i went with the with the cachava you guys got those cachava bags i like it cachava dude i'm having cachava just about every day if not every other day now what do you guys do with the cachava okay because i i put it in this put the water in there and then i do this he's explaining how we all do how to shake yeah yeah and then i chug it up my butt oh i think okay so okay plot twist so i thought it was a shake i was going to do it in um a nutribullet oh yeah and a blender and mix it with banana and no you just add water do you add protein powder no i mean i think you can add whatever you want but it's a meal replacement oh is it i thought there was protein in a meal replacement i'm using it as my food sorry hand to god i thought there's protein already in there i think there is didn't you read the bag adam you gotta i think you read the ad i gotta i'm gonna go here i think everything you add it is in it go grab it and cachava we're put really putting you on by like cachava dope name finally it's just us great name fun to say fun to tell people about and i and i realized that this isn't like a sponsor for the pod and i you know i but i'm doing what do you mean they're trying to be that's why they sent it because they want us to it's delicious try it out and then we can have by the way there's nothing worse than doing ads where i'm like they're great hate it cachava i'm in would love to do an ad yes which is kind of what we're doing that's how they got us they fucking i know they got us we're never gonna pay us fucking got us it's kind of the same way that twin peaks got me by sending me this mouse pad and now i look at it it's all it takes every day okay okay what flavor is that because what flavor do you got so this is this is matcha and i i uh i have a vanilla one that is the one that i used but i couldn't find the strawberry i got asahi and chocolate so here's what i was doing i was like i'm gonna eat this i'm gonna eat this and this is uh why maybe why i'm losing weight uh i was doing two scoops for 240 calories you're supposed to you're supposed to um but then i was adding pizza then i was adding protein powder which is probably another 250 calories then i was adding banana then i was adding almond butter right so you know then this went suddenly to like an 800 calorie adam it says meal replacement yeah like you're not supposed to make it a meal on top of it but i was blending it yeah no so like yeah you know instead of eating lunch have the shake maybe have an apple yeah apple as well but don't an apple but don't also add cheese yeah here's the bummer here's the bummer i'll tell kachava this i was reading about it online and apparently they just changed the recipe from coconut milk to oat milk and everybody says that it used to be better used to better i think it tastes fantastic i do too but next time you try it you do you taste the oatness i love that when i burp after using it well maybe you go and you get on ebay blake can do it for us here we go get the old bags we find them old bags someone that bought a ton now they got some of that crystal pepsi a couple choco tacos yeah yeah what's your guys favorite uh dairy alternative because i like oat milk i think the flavor of oat milk is delightful i don't believe in them what why i'll drink an almond milk every once in a while but i also don't drink milk really i'm an adult man i drink whiskey sure i guess i'm talking about when you get like a coffee we forgot adam with with with the dairy go cut trees see ya when you get like a coffee with dairy in it which i don't always do but when i do i don't if i if i have a latte tooth i don't you okay but go ahead well you said when you and i'm and you're putting that on me as if i'm a i'm like do you get almond or oat because i get oat and i think it tastes delightful i like the taste of it i will say if you use oat milk to make macaroni and cheese it's fucked up it's not good it's bad it's actively bad so you have standards okay okay next can we move on next next my parents are in town my parents are guess what living with me indefinitely okay and uh they just got they were in town taking care of my son when i got back from uh from the super bowl and it's awesome having them here but they want to eat so much food oh yeah all the time oh yeah give them a cachava hit them with some cachava like every meal is like it is an event when i'm just like i don't want to eat until the goddamn cruise because i am morbidly obese i feel like a melted candle do you guys think the food's gonna be good food on the cruise gonna be good oh yeah i think so i think it i think it is good good good and uh yeah there's a ton of different options too well do you think that that is just because you know they're just kind of getting right they just moved in right my parents yes every meal can't be a fucking event for the rest of our lives when i when i wake up when i wake up first thing my mom asked what do you want for dinner oh it's like 7 a.m and i'm like what well she's going to the grocery store right she's she's she's keeping it fresh exactly but she goes every day i'm like well i don't know you get a bunch of groceries and then throughout the week we can just make stuff and she's like yeah no this is god i think it's a thing for her to do which i'm like okay but i'm also like let's let's plan this dinner around like 4 p.m here's my question here's my question adam if you are you in the world where you can say hey mom surprise me or are you too much of a control freak where you're like i need it to be something in my wheelhouse uh no i could but also like i don't want to eat lasagna every night what you know what i mean newsflash garfield what and you think that you think that would happen yes and i don't want her to make lasagna and then now i'm like got it i have the tiny of lasagna or whatever and it's a bit of a thing right you think you'd have a tiny bit of lasagna got it yeah we live so close to the best mexican restaurants yeah in on the planet like the on my little peninsula there's like five fantastic great authentic mexican food spots and my mom goes i know what i'm gonna make tonight and i'm like what's that and uh and she's like uh it's my special thing oh i was like white white woman enchiladas white omaha yeah i'm like but it was like first night so i'm like okay with extra paprika and they were objectively some mrs dash in there they were oh yeah dude yeah i grew up i grew up in iowan household with a mom making attempting to make mexican food and yeah yeah the green gringo mexican food is on another my my other my mom's other dishes are are perfectly good they're good yeah the opening night like i'm gonna knock their socks off with these fajitas i was does your mom put hell of black olives in all her mexican food i feel like white people overcompensate with like lots of black olives in their mexican food is that is that off base no no no no and leave that there that's how you feel about the whites got it um we just had the what what was what's the like el paso brand back in the day i think it's el paso it's like you just picked up the mix that went in with the meat that's right you didn't go lowry's hey that's exactly what we did and hard shell taco from like you just and you just lined up the buffet we had mission we had mission tortillas you fancy yeah shout out we fancy shout out oh i still do that i still do that i'm i'll i'll throw a dad's taco night where i'll do like a the taco bars on me we do we do taco tuesday yeah well i should do it every tuesday it's just easy see to me i'm like i understand it's easy it's fine but we're incapable of doing it well bro when there is when there is three blocks away just get black olives you could go buy 10 tacos for the family or whatever and you just bring it home and they're the best tacos you've ever had no no but yeah but you kind of good tacos you go like whoa dude and then interesting later in life you go don't you ever think back and you're like damn i miss my mom's shitty ass taco no see sometimes i do i don't sometimes i dream the shitty sometimes i miss that shitty ass taco Yeah, I know there is a nostalgic. As soon as you bite into that meat with that El Paso, like, fuck that shit, you go, ooh. It's like having a Big Mac. It's never changed. It's always tasted the same. And I don't want one. Dude, I had McDonald's for the first time in months. Years. The cause of diarrhea. In years. And maybe a couple months ago now. But it tasted so delicious. Like, scientifically delicious. It's gotten a little better. That I was just like, this is, it looked like shit. It didn't particularly smell that good. And then I ate it, and I was like, this, I was taking the tiniest bites because I didn't want it to end. I got, like, one cheeseburger because I didn't want to be a fat fuck. And then I'm, like, eating it so slowly. And, oh, it was so good, dude. McDonald's, they know it. I will say, I went for years not having it also. And. Then I was driving from here to Oregon, and I was making a stop, and it was late. And the only place open was McDonald's. And I'm like, fucking, who gives a fuck? Go for it. But I always will probably pick a different option if there's a stop or something. I go in. It's never Subway. I get the chicken sandwich, like spicy chicken sandwich. Okay, go off King. I bet it's back. It's late. No one's really there. It's made for me. Right? Freshie. A freshie. A freshie. A freshie. Unbelievably great. So good. Isn't it the best when fast food really drives the shit out of my mouth? Oh, you got to do that. That's part of the game. Chloe gets McDonald's once a week, at least. Maybe twice a week. That's it. Just herself. She'll just, like. Keep her. She'll hit me up and be like, hey, are we eating dinner together? And I'm like, no, I'm just eating a 9000 calorie cachava. Right. Hot, hot, hot, hot. What flavor is it? I'm just fucking up cachava. What flavor of cachava do you have? Meat lovers. It's all good. I put a Slim Jim in there. Nothing. And then she'll sneaky go eat some McDonald's. What's her order? Is she getting a McFish or whatever they call it? Oh, I hope not. No, she gets a double. She gets two cheeseburgers. Oh, classic. Two cheeseburger meal. That used to be a number two, and now it's like a number 69. It's somewhere. It got pushed. Got pushed down the line. Super Bowl 69, dudes. I know. But what a bummer for that meal that was a two forever because it's two cheeseburgers. And they were like, we're done here. No. Number two. Yeah. Number two. You're a big toaster. Number two, just ketchup. That was my youthful order. Now I. Blake, what did you eat for the Super Bowl? At my home. Wherever you were. Cachava, bro. Jesus. Fucking cachava. Is that right? You ate cachava. You ate cachava. I haven't eaten any solid foods for three days. You had cachava for the Super Bowl? You're watching the Super Bowl at home on the couch, and you're eating cachava? Bro, I told you. I'm going into detox mode. Why wouldn't you go to detox the day after? If that's the case, you have to be the face of cachava. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Young cachava? I like that. Because did you see on the Daily Show, they asked RFK what he would have. He's like, well, you know, I only eat meat and like live cultures. So. Live humans. I would eat. I ate yogurt. He was like, what? I like that. You eat yogurt. No, we had a few people over. And my daughter made deviled eggs. So I did have that. I had to support that. Nice. Awesome. Cachava. How were they? They were delicious. How were they? They were a hit. She won't hear it. She won't hear it. She's a fan. They were a hit. They were a hit. Okay. They were creamy and delicious. Yeah. I had a couple of chicken wings as well. Yes. Chicken wings and eggs. What the fuck? Wait. So you weren't. Okay. Look. So the whole thing about the cachava was a joke? Or you had both? I had cachava the next morning. You guys are right. I did pace myself. Wait. All right. I didn't hit the ground cachava. So because sometimes we're trying not to jump on you. And now you're like inviting. I'm lying. You like it. I'm lying. No, you're lying. No, you're just straight lying to us. Hey, so thunder struck me, bitch. That's my boy. Look. That's what I do. Are there any tapebacks, any apologies, any epic slams here? You know what? Right out of the gate. I do want to apologize. Not to you. But to anybody who saw me out and about or at the parties at the Super Bowl and my and I know my social battery was waning. It was low. It was low. And you were in the DJ booth. You like climbed up the side of the wall, like yelling at the DJ. Yeah. What are we talking about? That's my friend, Micah Noodles. She's a great DJ from the Bay Area. Okay. But it seemed like your battery was. That was night two. So I still had a battery. I still had a little battery left, but that might have been. Come on, the frog here. That might have been night two. Deeply. The kachaba is really messing with my vocal cords. Oh, my God. No, dude. Honestly, if you saw me and I didn't have that star-studded Blake Anderson energy that you're used to, that is my bad. I apologize. My social battery was very low. That's why I had to escape to Concord and be with my mother. Yeah. I'll say my social battery was low. It was low, too. Last minute, last minute, we got into the box, and we had two extra tickets, and Blake had stuck around town, and I was like, hey, Blake, do you want to take these tickets? Maybe you and your brother or you and a friend? And he says, no, I'm a bitch. No, then you said you were taking back off to. Yes, I had already told my family that I was going to attend our event. It was a Super Bowl party at home, and they were very excited by that, and I didn't want to go, actually, I'm rescinding that. Actually, psych. I get that. I went the family route. That is very kind of you. Thank you. I think I have a take back. Guys, I can't remember anything we talk about on these things. Me neither. And maybe I should start writing it down. That, I take notes. Do you really? No, I'm lying. Yeah, sure. All right. Here's a note for you, bitch. I just want to say a shout out to our YouTubers. Look, man, we're sorry you're not along for the ride. We love you. Also, I'm on YouTube with you. I feel gross watching the super long commercials with the little itty bitty tag on the end. But also. That's just the squirrel we live in. Oh, is that what happens? I don't watch our stuff. It's like a long ass commercial, and then like a brr at the end of you being like, dude, Thunderbutt. And then it's like, dun dun, with the fucking thing. Oh, is that right? That does. So we're thinking about it, but you should think about anybody on YouTube. You should already have Netflix because you're watching Game Over, man. You're watching the Outlaws. You're watching season two, episode one. Is it cake? Oh, so you took my apology and you turn it into a call out. I am. I'm calling you out. Got it. Got it. And Blake, I would like to I would like to apologize maybe once again to the Marriott people, the people that hired me for Marriott, where I came with two hours of sleep. Totally butchered the song, made up my own lyrics, sold it, though. I sold it. Don't apologize, Adam. Don't do that. I sold it. You did. No, I really wanted to nail it. I have, you know, you know me. That's that's where I shine. I shine in those song and dance moments. And I and I feel like my my light was dimmed that day. I was on two hours of sleep and I just couldn't didn't pull it off. But here's my question. Don't you want them to just think you are worse than you are instead of you didn't bring it, bring it. We want the bounce back. Uh, yeah. No, I feel like there's an admission that they're like, oh, I didn't mean to. It was the lack of sleep. It was the lack of sure. Of course. And by the way, I sold it. And then the hosting of it, the stuff that I had to do. Yeah, I nailed that. Of course. It was just the song that I did that I did good. And then the and then the the party that I hosted and then brought up the All-American Rejects. Yeah. Did great with that, too. It was just the song. And I would like to apologize to my ladies over at Marriott. You know who you are. There you go. Weird way to end it. See ya. That was another episode. It's my book. This is important. Shout out to the ladies of Marriott. Dude, the fact that you didn't end with Thunderstruck is fucking that's so sorry. That's insane. Run it back, run it back, run it back. Dude, we're still on. We're still on. We can still we can do anything. And I take back that ending. Wait, no, not quite. Dude, the fact that you didn't end on Thunderstruck. I was like, wait, and dude, I even sang suck my butt at the tail end. The ladies of Marriott. Line them up. We want to say apologies one by one. Well, we can't. It's such a long intro. Yeah, we can't afford that. All right. Later, guys. All right. Bye. Totally normal. 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