Ep 283: Live From The Super Bowl: Bussin’ With A Bunch Of Boys

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We have to introduce you. Yeah, I had to Frank it. It's so true. You're Franking it. We have an absolute comedic legend with us here today. Hello. Yeah. He can do almost every impression known to man. We'll do it live. No, it's not true. I want to say. It's not true. I want to say that, and I just did. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Caliendo. All right. Yeah, me. Let me preface that. I'm more of a magician than a wizard. Oh, really? And what is a magician? Somebody who practices a trick over and over and over until they can perform the illusion in front of the audience. Right. What is a wizard? Something that doesn't exist. Right. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You were expecting a wizard? Controversial. Controversial. You're saying wizards do not exist. Oh, boy. Because in our world, there's a portal that opens up, and gangster-rapping wizards from another realm, they come out of it, and they say things like, Straight out of Mordor for more wizards come to your door. Don't say to us, because we're the number one sorcerer. Sorry, Frank. We're really jumping you in. Let me know. I'm already lost, and I'm glad I like it. There are rapping wizards that look almost exactly like us that are not us. This is true. This is real. That come from a portal that we have never been. This is real. This is real. This is real. We've never been through, because we are not them, but these rapping wizards who have an album on Spotify. Yes. Purple magic. So you saying that wizards don't exist, that really offends us. The wizard-loving community. Yes. Right out the gate. That'd be like if I told you magicians don't exist. Do you see? I see where you're coming from. So can I narrate as Morgan Freeman, then, to save it? And that's when Frank realized he was in the wrong situation. He'd opened his mouth. Gotcha, bitch. I love that. That's when he realized, why did I come on this podcast? No, I'm loving it so far. Well, hey. You're a wizard, Frank. Well, welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the Super Bowl week. Like, are you hitting the ground running? What's up? Well, I come for the Super Bowl pre-festivities. The pre-Super Bowl festivities is how I would probably order that. Okay. You like the appetizer. You don't like the main entree. Well, because it gets too busy. And I've been to quite a few. I worked at Fox for many years. I actually got kicked out of a Super Bowl. What is that? What did you do to get kicked out? I had a field pass. Drunk and disorderly? Second part true. Okay. Yes. No, I had a field pass. I was down on the field. This guy, you guys know who Jay Glazer is? Yeah, of course. He's like an NFL insider. I used to work out with him. Yeah, kind of a workout guy. Yeah, we look identical. Same exact body. You guys look the same thing. Except I look more like Ram Man. He-Man, Ratchet of the Universe movie? I should be Ram Man. Because I could run in a tree because I have no neck. That's what you say. I work out on the way to work out. Great toy, by the way. Ram Man. Great toy. He's great, yeah. Like a springy type of situation. Yeah, yeah. He was full hard plastic instead of the softer Masters of the Universe. Yes. He could really hurt somebody with a Ram Man. I loved a Ram Man. So wait, so what did you do to get kicked out of the bowl? I was just on the field. And they asked me, what are you doing here? And I was like, well, I have this field pass. Yeah, a halfback. It's a field pass. I was just on the NFL pregame with Terry Bradshaw. Not funny, Frank. He's doing all that kind of, Frank, you're not funny. And I guess the security guard- Is that all he said to you? Is that you're not funny? A lot of times he was like Simon Cowell. Without the analogies. So he couldn't go into something to tell me how I wasn't funny. And I would send him stuff. And this is typing. I would send him stuff. You know, the Universal type. This is a wizard. This is a wizard? Yeah. It's also Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster. Ooh, yes. Electricity. Ooh, what are we doing here? I don't know. But wizards find a way to survive as long as there's a portal to come through. They're here. And why did your manager just leave? No, he's not. It's not just mentally. Frank, if you just want to be our fourth member of the podcast- I would do it. I would do it. I would do it. I would probably do it for free right now. That's how bad things- Okay. I would come on every once in a while. Our manager would fuck that deal up. No, I could see where that would- Our manager, Isaac. Look at him over there. Focus on us! Yeah. This comes out in a day. He's just talking about lunch. We'll do it live! God damn it, Isaac. We'll do it live! Gotcha, bitch! I just snorted. So you were on the field. Somebody is like, what are you doing? And you're like, I'm doing me. Yeah. No, I'm going to do the rest of it as John C. Reilly. So I was on the field. I was just down there, and I had this field pass because it had the green on it. And I was like, how come you're trying to kick me off if I have the green on the pass? He said, well, because you don't have anything to do here. I said, well, I don't really. But I do have a field pass. He said, well, since you're not doing anything, you're kicked out. I was like, well, I can't be kicked out because I have a field pass. He said, you're gone. So he takes the field pass off and sends me to Duval County. I was like, Du- Dude, that sucks. Yeah, that does suck. I thought I was on my way back in. That does suck. So I didn't have an end to the story as John C. Reilly. I've never told the story as John C. Reilly before. But that was- But I could go into a little Robert Downey Jr. and just burp my way through punchlines. So that's- Oh, that is how you do Robert. Dude, how do you do- How are you- He's a magician. He practices. I just go from voice to voice sometimes. Is there any way you could ever do an impersonation of one of us? Yeah, I mean, I find your feet are out. That's kind of- Yeah. Awkward. Yeah. And then you slunch down. You slump down a little bit. The shoulders come up. Oh, boy. And you're in here. I don't have your voice down 100%. Yeah, it's a little nasally, I feel. That's what I look like to you? Well, if I was doing a caricature, I'm not going to do you exactly. Right. There's only so much I can pull off. I look very feeble. I look very feeble. Oh, I'd have to play that out. Yeah, that's the energy you give. Yeah. We checked our testosterone last year. And if you had to guess- I'm going to go with the negatives. I hate doing this. Just with the way the two of you- The legs are crossed. Oh, I know. Dude, as soon as I- You're very man-spread. That's all I got. As soon as I got in my mid-30s- I love this. All of a sudden, this just made the most sense. I can't do it. I'm not flexible enough. Oh, really? It's got nothing to do- You can't put your leg over your knee. I can't. He's going to Mr. Belvedere's nuts. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Look at that. You look really cool like that. I want to look like I'm on a beach in Italy or something. I don't know if you guys know this, but one of my- And it might be my very first thing ever. I don't know if you guys know this, but one of my very first things ever in television was on Frank's show, Frank TV, in the year 2006. 2006? That was a long time ago. That is actually crazy. That is a crazy- That's 20 years ago. Piece of lore. Yeah. So that was your first gig? That was the first gig. I was very nervous, I remember. Frank, why did you hire him? I had nothing to do with it. Yeah, he didn't. Right. He didn't know. There was a woman named Jennifer DeMont. Jennifer- Shout out. Shout out. Why not? In case you're casting something new. Yep. That's the same show that was canceled 20 years ago. 20 years ago. Okay. But I had nothing to do with it. So I would- But the lore in my family that my daughter, who's- a fan, is she, not that I'm not, but just, this was the thing. We know where you stand. It's kind of too late. We get it. Story of my life. A little too late. And a little too late, never. Just the middle part. But that was, the lore was you were on the show and it was your first thing ever, and there was some kid on the Disney Channel 2, not Disney Channel 2 like ESPN 2, but the Disney Channel as well. And I would get those mixed up. Like I would think, I get that mixed up too. Sometimes I see the cast of iCarly and I'm like, was I on that show? Did I do that show when I was, wait a second, you could get, be confused for that kid. He's got Disney kid vibes. I do. I have Disney kid energy. The song and dance shit in you? Yeah. I'm a song and dance man at heart, honestly. So yeah, that was a really cool thing for me to see, to be on my first real set and then to watch you, and you were the star of the show, obviously. He's called Frank TV. And then how much work that was for you, because you're in every scene, you're the lead of every scene. Crazy. You were doing like full costume and prosthetics. Yeah, it was a lot. And I wanted a cast. I wanted a group of people. You guys have been involved in that type of stuff. I like the ensemble. Yeah. And back, this was a little bit, you know, it was a sketch show that was fully Frank's thing. Yeah, but they wanted it to be all me, and I wanted to share the stage with people, because I was like, if I'm not the focus, sometimes it could be better to just, you know, Ben Stiller it and react. Yeah. It's like, huh, huh, huh, huh. You know, just I get to be part of the pause and where the laugh goes, as opposed to be the one saying something, and just get around it. But they didn't want that. And they were really great to me, so it's not like it was a bad thing. Well, that's awesome that they were like, you're a star, kid. It's all you. And it's called Frank TV. Yeah. It started out as Frank Television. Like, we had to shorten it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Way too much. Way too much. There's a lot of people, there's a lot, hold on a second. Trump was the, uh, I do very quiet Trump. A lot of people do the loud Trump. I do the quiet one. Like we're in a library. Like I say in the witch, you go to the library and there's lots of books. You get tremendous books. I'm gonna come. Oh, you're sure? I just did. Quite frankly, I was probably the best. It was the best at coming. You're nailing it. Is there an impression that you like that everyone does not like? Like that you treasure, that other people are like, yeah, I don't know about that one. Not that it's not good, but that like people wouldn't care. I do a whole tax evasion thing. Uh, yeah, there are some. It makes you giggle. It's your like deepest cut. Oh, what is it? Where you're like, yeah, it's the fifth lead on Bones I just crushed. Yeah. Well, there was, this is an old school probably too old for your audience and even mine, the dad from Alf. Dude! Alf! Dude! Break us off. Break us off. We're big Alf boys over here. Please don't eat our cat Alf. Yeah. Lynn, Brian. It's always fun to say names from old shows. I would do that with Tony Danza. Johnny did some better. And then it would be Moda. And then somebody from the old town, old neighborhood. Mrs. Rossini. He would get super Italian. Oh, Johnny did some better. Mrs. Rossini you're making a spaghetti for us. Danza. I didn't know I was making some Danza today. I gotta bring out all the new ones for you. I love them. Yeah, all the current, all the topical. Weird ones, yeah. I've been working on Billy Bob. I don't have it a hundred percent. He's back. Billy Bob's back in a big way. It's up in here. It's up in there. What the hell? It's a what? What? We were speaking about, uh, wait, what's the movie I wrote? Get your goddamn dick out of your ass. No, but the tater salad. Or not tater salad. French fried taters. French fry. Oh, what are you doing? Sling Blade. Sling Blade. Oh, yeah. Recently talking about Sling Blade. Well, I was saying that he's now is rail thin. Yeah. And I in my mind, when I watch Sling Blade, he was morbidly obese. He wasn't. But then I went back and looked at photos. Hefty. He wasn't. He just wasn't as thin. He's super. Not that I know. I'm always looking at his body. We talked about this. He had one thing about me. I'm always checking out Billy Bob. Back to the testosterone reading. Uh, do you guys like Billy Bob's new outfits? His, like, hat style that he's been rocking? The hat dana? Yeah. What is it? The hat dana? I don't know. It's another level. There's a thing. He wears a bandana and it's kind of crooked on his head. Didn't the guy from, like, Bruce Springsteen's band do that? It's up that alley-ish. It's similar. The guy that was the guy that was in Bruce Springsteen's band. And the Sopranos. And the Sopranos. And Lilla Homer. What's his name? The first ever show on Netflix was Lillehammer. I'm like you with the buttons. Come on. Honestly, I don't even need the board. You are a living soundboard. I try to be. I try to be. What is that guy's name? Little Eddie or something? Right? Isn't it? Let's call him Dave. Stevie Van Zandt? Stephen Van Zandt. Can we do a Joe Rogan? Jamie, pull that up. Oh, my God. That's effing nuts. Dude. That's crazy. How do you just snap into it just immediately? Because I practice it so much. You are a wizard. That's the thing. You are a wizard, Harry. He explained that he just called me. I was projecting when I said the wizard. You are a wizard. There's magicians and there's wizards and you are a wizard. Wait till you see me disappear at the end of this show. He can't wait to disappear. No, I love this. You guys are fun. Like I was saying a little bit before, it's so fun. Like I'm doing a lot of sports radio where they're like, hey, what's the next thing? What's the thing? You guys go and you guys are already loaded to talk about the next thing. I'm not even done yet. And it's good because I'm running out of the like a lot of times. I don't have the joke. I just switch voices. Yeah. The Robin Williams theory of comedy. Start again if you don't have it the first time. That's not it. But we had to go that way. That's so good. And that's when Frank realized he had to go back and fix it a little bit more. And then I could John Mad circle it. Boom. Now it's why we're at the Super Bowl. John Gruden shows up. I'll tell you what, man. He hasn't done anything for a while. What's Kelly Endo doing? He's having fun on this show. Dude, Gruden. I bet I bet he's a nice guy, but he terrifies me. I love him. I mean, I'm sure his emails are really scary. What is this? What are his emails? Oh, they're just everyone's email. Yeah, he's a big hacker. Yeah. What are you talking about? His emails? Why is it? Why do you know controversy? It was a controversy. There was. I'll tell you what, it's pretty Kelly Endo's friends. He wants to move on, man. I just saw there's always a Morgan Freeman. Hey, there's a Gruden video. Oakland Raiders forever. Come on. Gruden video where he's like giving a speech to some like college team because like he's kind of just he can go wherever he wants now and people will just listen to him. And he goes out there. He's like, you know, I a lot of people talk about their dreams. You know what I'm into? I'm into nightmares. And I was like, I love this. He's like, you got to go out there and be a nightmare. I was just like fucking throwing my lap. That's why I had this glove with claws on it, man. And you're gone. You're living on Elm Street, man. Don't fall asleep. No sleeping now that so I feel like if you get the right head coach like that, you run through a wall. I just did this golf tournament is my first ever. I'm bad at golf. I've golfed maybe 12 times in my life. And I did this golf tournament. It was for Children's Hospital. So I was like, OK, I'm going to do it. And it was all of these kids. I love little hurt kids. That's weird. Sick kids are my thing. You should see his email. Don't look at my emails. Express that. So but it was a lot of NFL athletes. And Drew Bledsoe was there and Donovan McNabb and then some younger guys like Kyle Rudolph and Kyle Van Noy. And they were talking about Justin Reed and they were talking about the difference between how NFL coaches aren't giving these speeches anymore. It's just X's and O's and they're like, you're professionals. Get out there. There's no Pacino. You gotta fight for every inch of every foot of every yard. I put him in. It's a bit, but so I can do a bit. Yeah. So I do the bit like I want to see somebody cast Pacino in an animated film and everything's animated except for him, but they don't tell him and he's just given the speech. He's like General Cricket. He's got to save the swamp. We got to fight for every inch of every foot, every yard of the swamp. We got to stop those mosquitoes, those blood suckers. Because I am hopping mad right now. He's got the puns. He's given the speech. Seth Rogan's a firefly. He's like, light up. We need the Space Jam recap. I would love to watch that film. That sounds so good to me. This is what Hollywood's missing. They're not taking a chance on something like that. They're not taking a chance. That's a proper swing. Yeah, that's a real swing. You know, that connects. It's out of the park. Dude, I'm in. I'm all the way in. Al Pacino, Space Jam 3. I got to learn the rules of basketball. Three seconds. You're out. Change sides. Frank, who's your favorite football team? I grew up a Green Bay Packer fan because I grew up in Wisconsin. So that's a big. I went to Madison for school, for college. Oh, you did? Oh, okay. I grew up in Waukesha, so 13 miles west of Milwaukee and on the way to Madison. They just came out with the list of the drunkest cities and towns in America, and it was something like 17 out of the top 20 were in Wisconsin. Yeah. Well, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. It was Green Bay and then it was, I think, Oshkosh. Green Bay was top, really? Yeah. I think Green Bay gets. I don't know what it's based on, but maybe alcohol sales, but they have a stadium there, so that kind of, like, whatever. Yeah. Does it go per capita? Like, if it's per capita, too. Probably, yeah. And then there's a giant stadium in the road. Have you ever been to Green Bay? - I have not. - I haven't. - Like it's just, the stadium's like built into a neighborhood. - Yeah. out of one neighborhood like to the next day and you're like there's a state there's people their houses are basically connected they didn't want to sell them and they charge for parking that's awesome i would i would love to go to a game you can like airbnb those houses they're like a lot of those houses there have been like souped up for parties for people to like visit and you could just airbnb them and they're unreal that's cool my uncle really wanted me to be a packer fan and then i i didn't uh almost just to spite him honestly because he kept buying me merch and i'm like quit don't i don't want to wear i don't want to wear these colors he's buying me a cheese head i'm like i'm not i'm not gonna wear this yeah i think i think packer fans like i'm a 49ers fan but the packers are probably my favorite fan base it's always just like deadheads and then just randomly like lil wayne and then you're like whoa okay i feel like little wayne is a fan of uh whoever's winning i feel like i've seen little wayne papa he's he's pretty packers core would he go on like like uh first take or something and talk about that i feel like i've seen that or do you have a little wayne up here i don't have a little way i bet you could nail him so easily i'd like to see yours he's like he talks up young money young money it's pretty good we can only do the impression if we're singing his songs well you know i think part of that is to be serious for a second let's be serious part of everyone shut up please shut up sit the fuck down because somebody when they when they sing a song it's kind of a character voice when you go into a character that's why sling blade is a little bit is easier to do than billy bob because somebody's putting on yeah the character first well even and when i watch you do your impressions your whole body becomes the person yeah almost like a magician now here's a question a serious question let's get serious for one fucking second i wish you would do already like radio is it is that a your impressions but when you see your face the whole thing comes that helps that makes it better yeah and that's if it's if it's not as good of a voice i play up the cartoon of it so but i always tell people the the mouth tells you how the person talks the eyes tell you how the person thinks so that's where you see every donald trump you see him i call it it's like when i see donald trump it's like he's looking into an aquarium and mimicking the fish right so spooky here we go lily nemo we can never find you we can never find nemo we're just looking for him so it's that that is perfect my joke with joe biden is yeah i've never seen a guy listen with his eyes so they mr president folks come on those young men grow up with scram puzzle van right three four five six he's like a drunk auctioneer so the guy in a blue shirt so it's like like what's the what's the look that sells it jeff goldblum's a painting in a haunted house oh look there what are you doing you're going up the stairs jeff is creepy dude he like presented at the grammys and like someone said like the award i can't remember what the word was but it was kind of sexual awesome super califragilisticexpialidocious we can't do this i met jeff goldblum one time and i i was wearing a jacket and he was like hmm there's a beautiful jacket and he started to pet my jacket and i'm like this is the most jeff goldblum shit that you could possibly do this is why we have to we have to cherish these treasures yeah these moments we're out of care our movie stars used to be weirdos yeah we're kind of running out of characters yeah aside from our characters welcome who's the biggest is our motto who's like a modern day jeff goldblum that you're like oh yeah that guy's super unique weird we had to bottle him and put him in movies uh timothy chalamet did we have to did we have to bottle him i don't know i don't know if we need to think of a cent i think maybe like an eyedropper i i watched marty supreme that was one of the weirdest movies that was as successful as it was that i've seen in a very long time and i kind of liked it i'm i haven't seen it but i'm an avid ping pong table tennis player oh okay i know yeah we know ping pong is racist yes yes you can't yeah ping pong you can't say ping pong that's the race that's finnish or something i think it's racist irish think of it for a second yeah you got to get it through your head yeah so um but the people i know that taught me how to play table tennis community world yeah yeah they they grew up sorry knowing marty they like they like they talk wait so it's based on a real that's a real guy that's a real guy i had friends who were extras in that movie too should we watch it real quick oh let's right here i'll get it i got it this this is good tv uh pizza pizza frank we we are wrapping up 1.5 hours later they'd watched it and it was probably the greatest movie i kind of liked it now uh right absolutely absolutely loved having you it's already done yeah honestly i want to be your friend oh you're my friend whether you like it or not it's happening again this went too fast i know i've done so many of these shows and nothing went too fast this went too fast thanks for saying that buddy well what's fun is we like to talk over each other and uh you know i feel like when the viewers at home half the time they're like what the fuck are these guys talking about and that's the energy we like to bring i hope we did that really nailed it yeah i hope we bring it back to you guys i hope we bring it back to you guys i hope we bring it back to you guys really brought it together like like a wizard conjuring the energy and then wrapping up the show i love it frank caliendo everybody can we do another episode real quick i'm your real i love you too i'm still gonna send it pizza pizza smoke weed every 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asleep at the wheel yeah he's texting this awesome guest he's over there just i think he's just getting so many nudes i'm pissed now i think he's just getting he was like scratching his ass and then he smelt it that was disgusting i think i saw that i saw allegedly i saw something like that he went oh man he went in i think he got a little little something toilet paper yeah and then tasted it and i love that yeah that was pretty disgusting if the housewives you're watching with the house husband ladies and gentlemen we're at super bowl what's lx 60 that's right last year was 59 60 we're at super bowl 60 we're nine years away that's gonna be a legendary sickest super bowl oh my god if that's not the most sexual super bowl whoever we have on next we gotta go so it's super bowl 60 which means we are how many years away from just waiting best super bowl i cannot wait we're finally in the 60s we are so close how did we not make sure about this where we're bad at nine more years where will super bowl 69 be held what's the most 69 jamaica oh my god oh my god yeah it's uh jamaica what is it what is the the you had that in the jamaica super bowl 69 in jamaica live from jamaica what is the uh what is the drum the sexy the sexy drum swingers fest that goes on down there that we have the ripping and tearing yes yes yes the ripping and the tearing the ripping like hell fest not hell fest no what is it oh heathenism too 69 epstein island let's go oh you know what does suck about the whole epstein island thing is like you can't even go to heathenism whatever five or six hey here we go yeah there he is everybody's kind of side eyeing you now if you go to an island that's a fuck fest i have friends i know people here yeah what sometimes you got to go to an island for a fuck fest well what sucks is like you've got the floor go ahead i'm absolutely i'm absolutely with you thank you now you can't even go to an island for a fuck fest right because there might be emails right and all of a sudden you're implicated you're getting it you're getting these emails and all of a sudden there's leaked emails yeah you didn't know emails i will say the emails are funny though with uh elon musk where he was like what's the freakiest i want to get to the freakiest uh yeah wow sex party you have and then now he's like the emails can be misconstrued i also love that he was denied they're like what do you mean elon did not get to the island he tried to go have you really read all one million pages there's this there's been so much that i'm waiting for like the stuff that matters to really it's never gonna come yeah you're never gonna come like uh jeffrey ups hey i'm glad frank left so we could really dive into this yeah what's what the podcast really i really came to san francisco at super bowl 60 to unpack the emails also the emails that we none of us really read uh only a few instagram like highlights that i was like i feel like everyone's using them as clickbait right now where they're like i saw and it was like jay-z and so and so are in the epstein files that doesn't mean like they yeah with them it just means they're mentioned i know you know and i'm sure i'm in a lot of can you imagine it was just so much workaholic can you imagine if we find out isaac is just like a dastardly creep and uh and all this shit all this shit comes out about him how do you think kyle got happy gilmore too here's our guy and then oh wait a minute wait oh no he did it these are your headphones bro i feel like you guys have uh a similar vibe and a similar look we do yeah that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me yeah and maybe the first oh what's up brother how are you what are you doing i'm good i'm just crashing radio row uh here with green light and um just kind of wanted to just say hi i want to talk some candy with you honestly let's get into it we fuck with some candy yeah my guy big time yeah i'm addicted to candy they broke down last year i haven't had a single can't a single bite of candy in my life i haven't had a single bite of candy in my life i haven't had a over a year oh well treat yourself actually get off the stage get off yeah what the hell are you coming with that energy you've changed he he goes uh yeah i lost a hundred pounds since i was started playing and i was like or stopped playing and i was like how'd you do that that's crazy he just goes stopped eating candy literally yeah one year no one year no candy is that why your skin is looking so good yeah you're glowing i'm like breaking out i i like dude i mean candy or the yeager shots you took last night yeager is the candy of liquor yeah liquid candy yeah no i was eating you know what i got in the store yesterday they got high chews with real fruit in them oh what flavor are you focusing with that yeah strawberry and orange okay way more chewy oh like really really i didn't mean real fruit like it's like space food dried fruit inside oh so you get a little crunch kind of no no no not not not crunchy like you can eat some high chews and then like blow it in my face i get the vapor so for a year you haven't eaten the candy and that's how uh you're looking all lean and that's hard you're looking weak as hell right now bro fucking say it's my face he's got a squat rack set up at his at the pod right yeah we we have a little studio um set up it's actually sick i've never really been to this area but it's right by the the bay and we have a we have a squat rack one of our big sponsors is zone team pouches and the 45 plates are zone tins or whatever it's kind of fun oh yeah yeah well we got a we got a go and i'm always i'm feeling very weak look at me i'm always looking for a pump show your arms bro show your arms oh we're also gonna measure our goods today we're gonna measure each other's you want to measure an arm real quick i don't let me like are you feeling strong i'm not feeling i mean i'm always feeling strong but i'm not feeling like yeah i wish i could say that you know always feeling strong that's fucking dude i'm getting juiced uh what do you guys so what are you guys doing here what are we talking what are we this is it this is it we're just yeah we're just yeah we're just yapping dude we just realized we're only nine years away from super bowl 69 oh shit that's we're kind of celebrating where do you think super bowl 69 should be held oh it's an important one it's a correct answer important one i i mean i gotta think there's got to be like some sort of city that has some good innuendo right like have you guys arrived at the at the most logical conclusion i put mine on it i don't know the country of jamaica yeah jamaica which there's no nfl teams there that's okay we play in mexico yeah they're down in brazil yeah i'm having a hard time measuring my bicep i need a little help here okay let's go i mean oh you actually have a tape yeah yeah i got it whoa okay thank you this is what's most important do you want to make what's cool about this we can measure whatever we want this is okay give me this arm how big does that let's measure mustache oh we need mustache measure we need bicep measure and then we're gonna go backstage and measure we i mean we could just do it right out front i'm gonna come i think we can 37 37 is that i think my left arm's bigger about are you left-handed 30 in some way oh wait wait yeah here we go oh yeah so you heard it here first 14 and a half inches is what 14 and a half which by the way that's small for me dude i'm a little different was like 26 i think will you measure those 26 inch pythons brothers that's actually a really embarrassing showing for me and yeah that's i'm i think i might need oh okay wait wait till i unleash my pythons brother hold on tell me when what no you got to get the biggest part of the bulge yeah oh yeah thank you fuck it are you doing the sound effects over there is that yeah oh that's right you got a song you want to listen to or the exact same oh shit oh shit and i was expecting get come on get i was expecting to maybe dwarf him but that actually really sucks for me trust me to do this on my own that's not fair because you're lifting that watch all day bro look at you gassed up holy fucking that's the size of that's the size of blake's waist right there oh my god is that a 32 oh my lord almighty and you don't eat candy what were we we were getting us we were 14 and i got four inches on you guys wait what about me yeah four inches is fine you definitely don't got four inches on me brother there's no way no my shirt's tucked in actually i tucked my shirt in today and i'm like i looked in the mirror and i'm like damn i wish i had a fucking huge hog dude yeah yeah you're telling yourself i i'm sometimes i think that almost every day i'm a grower not a shower but i wish like i wish it was just leaking down my leg you know what i mean well you know what i know exactly what you mean yeah when we did game over man when we did game over man and I showed my dick to the world and it was limp and you saw I actually you I knew who had a small dick but the next day when people are like dude your dick nice showing I was like yeah you got a small you have a really small dick and then other people are like my god that thing you you should be embarrassed to show that and then I'm like this guy's packing heat are we measuring your bicep yeah measures bicep you know these guys look at this hey we're measuring uh we're measuring biceps we're about to bust dude we're hey we're about to I already measured mine I think Blake might be beating me and Adam here come on oh that looks pretty good yeah that looks good no he's that he's a he's a one inch shorter than me what a bitch but not bad for a slight guy like me for a slight guy like me oh man I've never heard you call yourself a slight guy yeah I think you're yeah pretty thick with it man I hope you get back on your candy journey I will I'm a little I think you have to start that that was actually inappropriate I truly believe like sugar is is bad yeah and it's what's bringing me down in life and I want to give it up and you tried eating more sugar whoa yes I have yeah that's what we're doing I'm leaning into it yeah all right all right I gotta scram right yeah I see I see your whoop oh yeah I'm also whooping I'm at like a bro 13 percent recovery today gentlemen thanks gentlemen gentlemen we'll hit you up this week uh yeah we're we're going to a party tonight then we're having an after party awesome oh okay we didn't even measure his mustache I really what we'll measure it tonight at the after party we're gonna be measuring a lot of things we're measuring okay I'm about to bust I'm about to bust I'm about to bust with these boys time to ride gangster oh my god the snakes my man the snake skin eastern diamond back rattlesnake what the hell I'm busting with these boys dude how are we doing stone cold Steve Austin has answered Taylor and Will coming what a thrill to have you guys here thank you thank you for for coming on real quick we appreciate it what's it like being here yeah and your guys at this level look at look at the fans that are clamoring to oh my god I haven't I haven't seen this much action and there's there's whispers from all the way across the other side do you use them look at it she's dumping them out well I I mean McAfee's embarrassed put that titty away he has to be embarrassed he looked at his crowd and he's like it's pretty sparse over there and then you look at the the fans that are clamoring Troy Aikman standing over there he wants to get on stage always right over there wanting to be on stage and I said no no no no no no my boys are coming that's right you guys you're damn right yeah we're just walking around and wanting to grab this but you guys are set up you guys kind of treat this like Comic-Con sort of like this is yeah this is our comment this is football players Comic-Con is exactly what it is what it feels like yeah right I see the I see the the branded hooded sweatshirts yeah and you guys are getting straight paid for that aren't you come on come on and I'll tell you here's where our manager sucks yeah you see that chain you see that chain Willie's got on right now I do god damn I wish we had one of those those testers could we test it and that would check out I would I would rather not have a tester shout out to Zales yeah yeah hell yes brother uh and this is when well Isaac why don't we have sick branded deals that we wear hooded sweatshirts and now we're able to afford sick ass chains he's got you guys positioned all yeah that's true the big corporate just gets them on the phone hey you think we can get the workaholics boys like yeah we'll get them their own stage was there any deals uh don't worry about that we'll worry about that later later he's working for the man oh he's working for the man right now he might be an op that's a wolf in show my manager is my op that's crazy that is nuts and if he is our op very disappointed yeah I agree that he's got us positioned he's got us bent over yeah yeah exactly I don't love it I don't love it at all so what is your game plan here yeah for the Super Bowl gotta be juiced buddy it's a full this week is a full Sprint yeah so you go what you guys take it seriously I thought that was a question but so what's going on this week it's a lot anyway let me ask you this where are you from I'm from Evanston Illinois sorry when we saw you guys last time you guys had food poisoning this is last and uh I thought you guys were just partied the night before because he was in New Orleans but you were taking it very seriously you didn't drink you had a big night are you taking it as seriously this year I would say so yeah like when we first landed in Monday morning that we went straight to the Pro Bowl like it's like Taylor was saying it's just a Sprint essentially every day so at night time you're just absolutely exhausted your gas like yes yesterday morning we had to wake up at 3 30 in the morning to drive an hour or over an hour to go interview coach Vrabel yeah which we're down to do but it's like you don't want to be we our first time I want to say when the Super Bowl was in Arizona we went out a couple times buddy tell them about that Drake party come on you need a thousand wristbands there's a bunch of day walkers walking can you get me in can you get me in yeah yeah yeah it's like a zombie apocalypse happening to get into some of these parties and you're out super late you get hammered I'm a big yell vibes guy my voice is gone the next day you're hung over and it was like from that moment it was like hey we gotta we gotta tighten it up well see and that when I look at you guys that's how you guys are doing this podcast over here across from us across the stage and I was like look at how fresh they look you guys and you guys are keeping up tight and right and you're sharp I can tell how sharp you are and we're we got in last night just got blackout drunk I've got like that yeah I have blood on my shirt yeah Blake has blood on his shirt no way uh not even his late new last scrum what happened I think I bit my my nail too short dude is that not what are you worst feeling in the world because when it happens you're like ah this is whatever but then the next three days yeah it's a sting every five minutes you might be like a yell vibes guy he's a uh bite his nails so close that they bleed type of yeah and you talk about not looking good not looking sharp like it's February and you got yourself a nice little bronze on you thank you for saying what is the deal he's a beach guy he's a beach I went to Hawaii I did a uh my first ever celebrity golf tournament oh my God uh no uh the big island Hawaii proper they just called it Hawaii the big island called Hawaii yeah it's called Hawaii uh I was I'm I've golfed 12 times so I'm not a good golfer but I was doing it for the kids it was for children's hospitals but did I beat Drew bledsoe in the skills competition did you I did and was he wildly upset and embarrassed and then after that kept calling me a munchkin did he he did oh yeah he went low blow he was like look at this munchkin munchkin munchkin because he's an alpha dog you know yeah but hey looks like the munchkin alpha dog before that moment sorry Drew and I know he's not here so I can talk my I know he's not right yeah trying to get on the show yeah isn't that big crowd but when you won what you felt I didn't win I just beat him but you beat him yeah you got to know what it felt like to be Tom Brady yes just for that moment in time like and then when he gets upset it's like I get why I get why he reacted I had to chip over like a 12 foot wall yeah and he biffed it he did he just didn't do it yeah and then whoo perfect landed over yeah I threw my club up I was giving guys hugs I was high-fiving everyone this is such typical Adam to dine out on uh like an accidental chip yeah it was I was legit times that Chip's not going that way but that was that one time was that you're a miracle on ice dude thank you for saying yeah thank you for saying it and it felt really good so uh yeah yes I guess I am Tom Brady and you know what it felt like to be him in that moment so that's why I have this beautiful bronzed tan there you go I was just in Hawaii there's nothing better than being sun-kissed are you guys uh golfers at all God no not really yeah same when I do golf I'll be out for a week because the low back just I I'm just not what I used to be but but I'll tell you what I'm invited to do all these fun events and they're like come to Hawaii come do this and you're like man I wish I could I'm so bad at golf I think I'm just gonna start saying yeah and just eating shit out there budget yeah just get drunk and you get a nice tan you get a little vacation out of it yeah and it's all now I'm like oh hey Adam you're not very good it's like hey guys I didn't say I 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Xero is the all-in-one to get business done. Learn more at Xero. Xero.com Are you guys set up here each day throughout the week? Yeah, we are. We're here. How long is it? Hours? Hour? One hour. I think it's one hour. We're locking up tonight. We sweep. We lock up. I forget the lights. I go back. You know, I bet we could go long. I wonder, what is the deal? We're on Netflix now. So that's all. Congratulations. We didn't get any sweatshirts about it, but that's okay. Yeah. Yeah, we do. That's all right. No sweatshirts. No branded sweatshirts. We can't afford these sick chains. Did you guys even hear about the deal? Or he just told you guys are on Netflix now? Yeah. Honestly, that's about how it is. My mom texted me. So close to that. My mom texted me, like, why are you on Netflix? And I'm like, I don't know. Stop yelling at me, mom. I don't know. I don't know. It is weird to be on Netflix because now I think our families will watch it because it's so easy and it's right there. And they're like, well, maybe I will watch an episode of the podcast. Yeah. And then it's like 50 minutes in. We're talking jizz. We're talking jazz. I'm a little disappointed. How do you not? Thank you for bringing it up, by the way. That's how life starts. Yeah. So why not always go back to the base? Thank you for saying that. When you just run out of substance or material, you just, if you're sitting with your boys, it's like, hey, when's the last time you cranked? Hey, honestly, I never run out of substance. If there's an awkward silence, that's what's crazy. That's what's crazy about jizz is it's unlimited. You got that teenage libido, I feel like. I feel like you're a dude that's like a four-time-a-day. I like that you feel that. And you know what that is? That's a callback because how is your testosterone doing? Oh, thank you for saying. What do you think? We didn't check. We did not check this year. Does it go up and down? Oh, yeah. It goes up and down. I guess it goes down. I mean, I guess it goes down. It doesn't go up, though, right? It can. Oh, yeah, it can. And for the listeners and viewers now at home, Blake had the lowest by a large margin. Yeah. And are we talking 297? I don't even remember. And then also has the smallest biceps of the crew because we just measured a second ago. So that's where we're at. And those are just facts. And I'm not trying to pile on. Will you guys put your biceps on record? Yeah, absolutely. Can I just say one thing? Because I know when you insult me, I got to bring them back up a little bit. I saw you pull the sleeve back. It looks good. That's a sleeper belt. Both Taylor and I went, oh, that's a nice-looking bicep. Yeah. That's a Coop sleeper belt. Oh, you can see. Coop is a graphic designer for us. That boy's been etched in stone a little bit. Not a whole lot of stone. But it's still been etched. Yeah. Honestly. I would love to be your guys' third as opposed to these guys. If you want a new member, I would love to bus with you, bros. You want to bus with us, dude? Remember, he's a four-day cranker. Down to bus. He will not stop jerking off. We need a four-day cranker. Will's a two-day cranker. I'm a one-day cranker. We need to up our cranks. This is the difference between us. And you can start at the size of their penis because it's definitely larger than yours. Hey, no shot. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. That's not real because you're a big man. And so it has to be proportionate. You spend enough time in the locker rooms. The big guys are the littlest guys. Oh, really? Offensive linemen. I mean, there's a couple, obviously. You heard it here first. Now, Matt Khalil, he's in a bit of a situation. Well, this is going to be on Netflix. Yeah. That's right. That's right. Oh, yeah. That's right. Oh, yeah. Dude, offensive linemen. They got the suit coat button. It's not real. Okay, wait. I like this. But now, is that because they got so much weight that it kind of pushes out? Wait. Who's position-wise, who's really hogging? You know what? Don't answer that one. Really hoggy? Don't answer that. Let them guess. I'm saying safety's just got it dropping down the side of their head. Why, though? Because, dude, you don't feel safe around them. Come on. Safety. You know the answer to the question. You know why. I feel it has to be a linebacker, right? Linebackers. There's a lot of aggression there. At least they're hanging brain, though. They got big-ass nuts. Sure. Hey, what's up, Andrew? And Shelly. Thanks for watching on Netflix. The skill positions. Skill positions. Skill position, guys. They're real hoggy. The skinnier, the better. Skinnier. Well, see, now we're just talking what it looks like. There's a running back walking around here right now. We're not measuring. No. It has a hose on him. Who's dragging it? Who's getting extra yards after carries? Well, I've never seen him. By the way, I've never seen Blake this excited on the podcast. He's leaned up. When Taylor talked about the button head, Blake was like, oh, I like this. All of a sudden, Blake's sweating a little bit. He's like, yeah, maybe it's safety because I don't feel safer on him. Offensive linemen, for the most part, aside from Matt Khalil, everybody's kind of just the same base category of bird nest. I guess that's kind of cool. The old linemen are who you want to shower by. Yeah, absolutely. I have stood on this where I've said, like, I think that we would learn a lot if every historical person, everybody revealed their cock size. We need to know if that, like, influences the way you think. You know what I mean? Like, does Napoleon actually have a small dick? Because everyone says, like, Didn't they find it somewhere? Yeah, it was very small. Is that on record? And it was very small. It's, like, in a jar somewhere, no? It is. I have it, yeah. Do not go in this guy's garage. Isn't it in some museum? It is, yes. And it's very small. Well, that's a fun. And then is Abe, our boy Abe Lincoln, is he just hogging out? Oh, Abe had a cock. If you're long and slender, you can't wear it. Big hands? Right, right, right. Game over. Yeah, yeah. Game over. His dick was as big as his hat. Hey, why are you just explaining your exact frame right now? If you're tall, this is my new frame. Dude, if you have a. If you look exactly like me. Mustache grows in well. Yeah, if you have a good head of hair and a mustache and you're 6'7 and you're wearing boots and your shoulders go a little bit forward when you walk, if you have bad posture, you got a hog. If you got old blue eyes tattooed on your right hand, you're hogging. Hey, hey, hey. Tim's going to. Tim's got a nice little piece on him. Hell yeah. That's so nice of you to say. Because you. Him going from, what, 320 down to, what, 250? Yeah, yeah. Like 312. Yeah, it's around the 250 range. What is that journey? How are we doing that? Light. That was a light journey. They got commercial. Bo lost 100. Yeah. Just stopped eating candy. That's insane. It's absurd. I was always a weight gain guy. So the minute they were like, hey, you can't play football anymore, I think in like three weeks, I was like 285. And then there was a moment where Talon and my wife Taylor and will had to have like a sit down intervention. Like, Hey, You are looking like your prey You need to get a little bit back I've been trying to He was watching the Serena Williams commercial a little too much Damn Maybe I do Poop a little funny for a while I heard That is a thing That your poops are not great Well yeah that is the whole thing It's a whole digestive situation Well I don't know I feel for the people on Netflix they might not know that And now they do know If you do the Ozempi or whatever Shout out to the people You might have weird poops Your poops get runny We've gone from jizz to poop And we are in the zone right now We're in the batter's box right now When we were in improv school back in the day They say work at the top of your intelligence They say always work at the top of your intelligence And that's what we're doing How do you even find that That's a selfish rule I haven't found it yet I can see it I can still get there Yeah I believe in you I can become smarter I believe that Anyway see you guys at Superbowl 69 Are you ready Our new bit is going up to people And be like so it's Superbowl 60 So how many years until 69 And then Let it hang for them And they're like I don't know What are you saying And then you say 69 And they're like it's nine years It's fun While you were explaining that I'm like is it nine It was like a weird like rollover Where do you guys think Superbowl 69 Would or should be held Very important And there is a correct answer That Blake came up with instantly Troy Aikman we're gonna get to you man Just chill for a second Jesus Christ We're here with the bus He's shouting Phoenix Yeah he's not that funny I don't know Yeah he's screaming Phoenix is a great location though Phoenix is a phenomenal location Superbowl 69 We gotta lock it in Tomorrow Yeah I think like St. Bart's St. Bart's would be a good spot Very similar to what Blake He said Jamaica Yeah Did he Okay I feel like island The fact that you went No no no Yeah but also there's a lot of things We can't do this Can't do the island thing Hey we can't do this We can't talk about islands Hey but by the way No I also said There is an island That's where Okay cause that's the first That's a joke that I'm not gonna do that I'm not I can't tell that joke No we can talk about the emails If you wanna go there We can talk But by the way Off air I'm down to get Dispiracy with you Hey He's still alive yeah Oh yeah He's here Troy's with him Troy I think If we just plowed the island Resurfaced it Built a stadium And that's where we have Every Superbowl I also feel I also feel I think I think Phoenix I think I think Troy's suggestion Of Phoenix is a good idea Why do you like Arizona Well because it's a very sexy place People aren't People aren't wearing A lot of clothes It's very hot there It's too hot to wear clothes There are a lot of Babes in Arizona Why I don't like Jamaica Is we can't continue To push the agenda That NFL needs to be international Right Oh you're off that Right Maybe Puerto Rico I like that there are Game of two happens a year But the fact that we're Trying to get to a spot To where there's An eventual home team And games are just played There all the time Yeah I'm not about that Yeah Gator ain't about that Puerto Rico has 4% tax in general Real quickly on your Arizona take Yeah You guys spend a lot of time It was Troy It was Troy Sorry Troy's But I just want to Listen There's a This is on Netflix There's a franchise Called Zips Yeah Alright The best bar food You'll ever have In your entire life They were raided last week By Homeland Security Oh my god None of my business My only business Is we gotta save Zips Yeah yeah yeah And if there's somebody Watching that can save Zips We gotta save Absolutely Arizona take I've never heard of Zips I've never been to Zips And honestly But I will die on that sword And I will do everything I can To bring Zips back I don't know if this is The right place Because we went to bat For Hooters and Rainforest Cafe And they are both Not doing well Yeah I don't know if I was Bringing up the crew To get behind the Zips It was a hitter as a kid Oh my god You go into a rain The worst food Oh But the environment But that But that banana foster's Dessert was off The motherfucking chain But you're a kid So you're just eating Some mozzarella steaks It doesn't matter You're eating the environment Yeah you're just like When that gorilla Pops out of the And what are we getting In Zips The snake like Animatronically Just kind of stays You go to a Zips You don't even look At the menu What are you getting I love that you asked That question I sit down And the waitress walks up And I say ma'am I just want you to know I used to live here I grew up here I don't come here very often But when I do I don't want to spoil myself Please tell this chef To put a little extra love In this thing And know that It's very personal to me So this is a sit down It's a sports bar Okay So chef is a Loose turn He said Jeff Tell Jeff I don't know if you guys Notice it He's setting the tone I'm saying that You have to set the tone Because a lot of Day to day work And it's like Alright yeah buddy Whatever you want But you want them to know This is a special moment For me So you get the Medium golden wings Extra crispy Extra saucy Buddy I'm telling you I'm not going to get crazy And say number one wing Of all time Because some asshole Is going to say something But top five wing Top five wing Top five wing Extra crispy Extra saucy He's had it And you agree with this Yeah The experience is off the charts And then top five You're as excited right now Or number one shame Top five Top five wing You're going to eat But I'm saying like Of shames Because there's like Single places that have Like really good wings But as far as Like shames go As far as shames go Yeah they're mowing them down Okay Yeah yeah yeah Here's what I fear Here's what I fear right now Go ahead They might go On their own accord Without you And they might have the wing And be like You got to go to Via de Ventura Via de Ventura And hate it That's the one you go to And ask for Jeff I'm seeing it happen In real time Ask for Jeff Not all zips are created equal But then you're also Going to get the Monaco focaccia Alright extra jalapeno Dipping sauce What was the bill here Buddy $13 It's kind of nice Time out Time out Time out My headphones went out I like how excited You went I just kicked the cord And everything stopped I don't know if you guys Are feeling the same thing Right now Somebody We just kicked I kicked something And that's all My headphones are in I'm not going This is what happens That's zips All of a sudden Isaac No no no I'm just telling you It's over here It's unreal I would We Oh we're back We're back Somehow We're back Isaac figured it out That's crazy And by the way He just made his Netflix debut dude And everybody Did you see Isaac's hair Isaac He The hair gel game Yes Isaac dresses like that And he's 55 years old Isaac looks like He was in every Jackass movie ever Yes Isaac looks like He is currently In a ska band Yeah That only performs In bowling alleys Plays the trumpet The whole time A lot of waiting For his solo Yeah Scott's just Rating heavy He's just gonna sit there And just get destroyed All the time How often do you guys Throw Isaac a compliment Oh I do it Behind closed doors Let's play the game right now Softball Here he is He's a loving father He is a good dad He is a good dad To any child he finds On the street To any child He's in the emails He might be In the emails He might be In the emails Oh boy Alright And that Is another episode Of This Is Important Important Hell yeah Thank you guys So much for coming out Troy we'll get to you Next time Maybe tomorrow Maybe Probably not though Holy shit Thank you boys For coming on That was fun This episode is sponsored By BetterHelp You know those little promises You make to your future self Tomorrow I'll put my phone Away earlier Or stop rehearsing Arguments in the 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