Ep 282: Sssssssmokin’!!!

This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Lisa, tell them about our new show. We have a new podcast. It's called Don't Lie to Me. I'm Lexi Iwanyu, we're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. And I'm Lisa de Julio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions, and at this point in my food days, I've lived it all. Now in my 30s, being the founder of new shoes, good taste is my business. Listen on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast. The True Crime Comedy Podcast, all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it. Each week I bring on an amazing guest. Ooh, I scam them. What? I could talk to you for an hour. You're a generational yapper, like me. That's why I had to make yapping a job. And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube. 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If you're interested in blackmail, lovebomb, and cloning yourself, or getting revenge, then we've got a little something, something for a dastardly individual like you. Listen to Get Worse with Kyle Pru on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important, live from whole seven, it's me, the caddy with a fatty kids. What if your pants didn't fill down cause they go over your shoulders? Actually, you come downstairs, I got the real stuff. Let's go. Yes, sir. We're in the flicks, baby. We're back. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I was thinking about you, Blake, I was thinking about you, oh, I love it when you think about me, baby. I was thinking, I was thinking about you, Blake, because I was at a party this past weekend. And it was Nina Dobrev's birthday party. And we love her and fan of the pod. She's not. Maybe she is. Yeah. I was at her birthday party and I go outside and there were the inside. It was like at this little speakeasy on off-flasiana. It's a cool bar, but it was pretty small on the inside and about midnight. I'm looking around and there's like only 15 people there and I'm like, what the fuck? Like Nina's friends, like, are we this old that we go home now before midnight? Have I on a birthday party? On a Saturday? This is wack. And then I go outside and the tiny smoking area. What? Wall to wall. A hundred plus people stuffed, stuffed in this little smoking corridor. And then I come out and I'm talking to somebody and I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? Why is everybody out here? And then they go, oh, yeah, smoking is back in LA. Darts, baby. They said that like officially. Smoking darts. Yeah. As if it was actually real. And by the way, from this person, I believed him. I just want to turn. And looking around, I believed him. Smoking darts, baby. And then I'm like trying to get a gauge on like what's going on. And I'm going around to people and like, oh, you've always been a spoken. They're like, no, actually, I've just kind of started back up. And then the next person, they're like, yeah. Well, my husband doesn't even know I'm smoking. So don't tell them. And everyone's just getting back into it, which seems absurd. But you started out, Blakey's got his finger on his finger on the pulse. It's a blessing in the curse. And he goes along with the crowd. Yes, and I'm a follower. And he's a follower. He's a follower. What is that Blake? Because you recently have started to smoke. No, that was purely, well, a little bit. But it was purely a Winnipeg thing. It had to be done to warm my soul, my chest, my lungs. Right. It was very important to stay warm. Your bodily chimney. I don't know if that's exactly true. Dude, I don't think it works that way. I'm telling you, brother, there's nothing like smoking a dart outside in Winnipeg, man. Okay. But it's back in LA. It's back, dude. There's a lot of. I don't know what happened. I think it's because in the 90s, there was such a. And even into the early 90s. There was such a strong push, too. No more smoking. It's very, very, very bad for you. But I think that the message has kind of worn off. And people are just like, fuck it, dude. Listen to this fucking. Let's feel. They're feeling really good. But why aren't they drinking? I don't understand. I mean, I hear your logic, but at the same time, my mom was like, there's billions of bottles of hard alcohol just sitting on rare houses because no one's drinking. So we're smoking, but we're not drinking. Well, drinking gets you inebriated. It gets you out of your mind. And also gets me feeling good. It also has calories. Cigarettes is a very skinny man's game. I'm telling you right now. Everybody always claimed it was like an appetite suppressant. Remember when that was one of the things they said on the table? I remember. Sure. I remember. Yeah. Remember on the table. You remember the table. Talking. Yeah, talking on the table. What are you talking about? An appetite suppressor. But yeah, I do feel that that. Yes, I think that that is the case. Yeah, you don't eat. You just smoke ciggy. And it's very terrible. It's very bad. And I'm here today as a smoker from Winnipeg. And now that I'm back in California, the habit is over. Are you back? And I'm not smoking anymore. I didn't like the way I smell or felt when I was smoking cigarettes. They're not good. They're bad. Okay. So you're not. I'm not going to see you driving on the 101. The doors open on your Jeep. Smoking a sick. There's always a chance that on an off night, I might, you know, smoke a ciggy, but the fact of the matter is I'm not going to buy a pack of cigarettes ever again. Do you have any cigarettes? Do you have any cigarettes left over? I have no cigarettes on my person, not in my household. Isaac actually got me some little bubble ones. So if you're at Cha Cha. Yes. Which is a bar. They're in so overlay. Yes. Correct. And someone's like, yo Blake, I have a dark burn. Hey, you want to go nibble on a dark dog? Yeah. Should we go burn a dark dog? I just want a party. Uh huh. Are you burning a dark dog? Absolutely. No, I'm not. Not if you're inviting me out like that. No, sir. I'm not. Here's the one with you. Here's the scenario. No, no, see. For me, for me, there's judgment because I'm not a smoke. No, no, never been a smoke. No, and good. And good for you. And please don't. My, you know, my father's dealing with a lot of health issues because of, because of his cigarettes. And Blake's out here, willy-nilly with his lungs. No, no, no, no. I'm going to leave a bowl. I saw the light. I saw the light. I'm done. I'm not doing it anymore. You need a light. You know, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. How many? Like, I know, like a lot of my family has, has had lung cancer. Same. And my grandmother died of lung cancer. Yeah, yeah. Like, grandpa. But then, but then people are like, I've talked about this on the podcast before and then I've had DN's. A people being like, will you drink? Yada yada. You know, and I drink a lot less than I used to. And we appreciate it all those times. Yes. That's right. But I, you know, I'm like, I'd none, no one in my family has had liver cancer or disease. I feel like it's much harder to get that. Yeah, maybe. Then lung cancer. Why is lung cancer safe? And you guys are invincible because I think cigarettes are that bad for you. They're very terrible for you. So they're that much worse than alcohol and everyone says alcohol is essentially poison. I also think there's things that alcohol does that maybe isn't directly linked like it's probably melting your brain and like affecting you in other ways. But there's no way to truly like just point to like, oh, that's alcohol doing that. But it's very bad for you. It's all very bad. I think they did it. I think they did. I think they did figure it out because the doctor, because when I went to the doctor, he was like, how much you drinking a week? And I'm like, not that much, maybe four drinks and he goes, well, food and drug association has a new number for how many drinks you should have a week. - And it's zero. - What? - And that's the whole new thing, is it? - Oh, piss now! - That's unacceptable. - Because they used to say like a glass of wine and a night of spine, or whatever. It's like a glass of wine is good for your heart. - Yes. - And now they're saying no alcohol is the best amount of alcohol. - But by the way, those guys are nerds. - And the people who said it was good for your heart were the wine companies. - Oh, big wine? - Yeah. - Even the alcohol companies, some of them saying the other day was like, they did a big study, but they're like, actually alcohol is good for you because it makes you more social, and if you're less social, you're more likely to do self-harm. - No. - So, dude, I like that. - Have a drink, go out, be social, save your life, and maybe somebody else's. - I heard that from my doctor, that two bus balls a week is actually a really good look. - Go ahead. - That will work, yeah. - He didn't say that until he said it's a good look. - And it's phrasing it. It's good. - Yeah, actually two bus balls a week is a good look. - And then he cracked one open for you? - He's like, here you go, would you like a cram blaster on me? And I said, do you have a grapes gone wild? And he said, you know it, bro. And then we broed down pretty hard. - And he poured it right into his belly button. And he got it. - I saw this video online, and this drink, I do feel would be pretty good, but here's the drink. They sprinkled what looked like cocaine. - I saw this too. I think we have the same algorithm. - Yeah. - Yeah, we do. - We do less sprinkled what I imagine to be cocaine. Then they poured in the green apple, bus ball. - Bus ball. - And then they poured in-- - You sure it wasn't create some t-dos. - Create them. - And then they poured in like a red ball, and then topped it off with like a grapefruit juice and some fanta. - Oh. - And then they chugged it. - It was a bagel. - Well, first of all, I bet it's delicious. - Yes. - Sounds terrific. - Secondly, that's gonna get you going. - You have one of those at the beginning of the night. - Adam, I don't-- - That's a party starter. - So I saw that video, and I looked at his page, and he pours the cocaine powder in it a lot, and I looked it up and I know what it is actually. - It's that fake cocaine stuff that every aunt is doing at Chris' party. - What is that, no cane, or what is that? There's fake below. - It's like this fake cocaine stuff, but like you snort it as if it's actual cocaine and just looks like you're doing cocaine, and it's like funny, but that people are like, - Moral. - We're doing cocaine. - But it's a fucking weird. - It's Thanksgiving, and we're doing family cocaine. - Ha ha, we're all doing cocaine. Look, the kids are doing cocaine. - And you're like, oh no, man. - I'm kinda hyped on that. That definitely, as long as it's not that well, then like the one uncle's like, - Mine's actually. - He actually, you come downstairs. I got the real stuff. - You got the drip. No one eats Thanksgiving dinner. - Nobody's hungry. - Everyone's just fucking hopped up. - Yeah, everybody's just dancing. - Yeah, this Thanksgiving's much different than our previous 30 Thanksgiving. - It wasn't the fake cocaine. It's actually a drink glitter. You put it in your drinks and it makes them like glittery, glittery and shimmer. I don't know if you guys have seen this stuff. Kinda cool. - Well, I hate that. - It's like rainbow, I think if you guys got it, actually for like the kids, it's kinda fun. Like you poured in milk and make the milk look like it shines. It's kinda cool. - Yeah, you sprinkle a bunch of poison. - Go and send me some. - Yeah. - Well, I don't have like a plug or anything, but the drink glitter. - But we're on Netflix now. You know they're listening. - I feel like, yeah, yeah, I feel like we've talked about don't bring anything up unless you can send us whatever you're talking about, okay? - Yes, and that goes for everything. - Yes, if we ever speak about it, we need it. So please send it our way, some drink glitter. - Yeah, and we are on Netflix. So look, Rolls Royce, we don't need three. Just send us one, we'll share it, we'll figure it out. - Yeah, we'll share. We're an entrepreneur. - Here's the thing, this is my stand for anybody watching on glitter. I'm willing to put any product here, okay? - On Netflix, you mean? - Yeah, yeah, what did I say? - On glitter? - Sorry, sorry, I've had some fake cocaine before the recording of this, yeah. - To be fair, to be fair, sounds like a streamer. - Did you download glitter? They've got all the new shows. It's pretty good, my daughter's lava. - Yeah, it's actually free, it's free, it's free service. - You gotta listen to this is important on glitter. It's really good. - There's ads, but like, not that many. - What is that, Blake? Please explain. This is a Guinness world record setting popcorn receptacle from the Fantastic Four movie AMC released it. This was what you could order and get your popcorn in. And it's the largest popcorn bucket ever produced. It's of course the head of Galactus. - Now, by the way, I went to see Marty Supreme yesterday. - Did I have a little? - No, but Chloe, I was like, let's just get a medium popcorn and she goes, let's just get a large just in case. - That's crazy. - I don't want to eat that much popcorn. - You're a monster. - Just get it, just in case. - By the way, then she eats 25 kernels and then hands me the daddy. - The daddy gets the bucket. - Oh boy. - The bucket of, and so then it's medium. - Oh. - This is just during the preview. The movie haven't even started. - God damn, I ate so much fucking popcorn. - You gotta hand it over and you go get this, get this away from me. - Get this away from me. - Chloe can't understand that because she has a thing called willpower, which fucking, it's beyond it. - Oh, sir, I don't like it. - I don't even understand how she has this. - Interesting. - Because she's able to just go, we'll just don't eat it. And I'm like, what? That would be a waste. What do you mean don't eat it? Come on. - It's sitting in front of me in his popcorn and I'm watching a movie. Daddy wants the gobble. - Yeah. - Well, and popcorn is impossible. - And by the way, how large is this? - This is, it's huge. I got a small popcorn the other day. - Is it a galactic? - It was the size of my kids frickin' head. It just made me kind of sad. - By the way, and you've seen that, or saying that that is the largest, it makes me go, that's such a lie because the bathtub of popcorn that they gave me. - I agree. - It was so huge. - Master. - This is large, but not just with the amount of popcorn. - Maybe this isn't showing up, but it has like an echo in it. - It's huge, dude. It's massive. - We agree. - But it's skinny. - That's a skinny amount. - I mean, it's large. - We agree. It doesn't seem like a world record setting size. It seems like I'm not saying it isn't. I'm saying it doesn't seem like it. Can I just speak? Can I just speak? - You're true. - Look, it came with the diploma. It's said. - It honestly seems, it seems like 30% bigger than a regular large popcorn at any movie theater. - Okay, but can we at least say that? What AMC is? - I wouldn't give it that. - Are we talking about capacity? Are we talking about like the years on that thing? Like who? - Not ears. It's a helmet. These aren't his ears. The lactose doesn't have ears. - Come on. - I think you're talking, yeah. The largest meaning. - And what is that guy, a fucking moose from space? What are we looking at? (laughing) I like that. I like that. - Who is that? Rocky? (laughing) - That's a glory edition for porn. - Okay, it says, it's the Galactus popcorn bucket is massive measuring about 20 inches wide. 17 and a half inches tall and 9.6 inches deep. - To today, holding over 300 ounces around nine liters, making it again as world record holder for the largest commercially sold popcorn container. Yeah, I honestly feel like it's not the amount of popcorn that it's able to hold. It's how with the ears, sorry, they're not his ears. It's his helmet. - They're antlers, bullwinkle, helmet, antlers, I'll take that. Todd, can you talk, can you look up the, how much popcorn, a large popcorn at one of our largest theater chains is? Like just for comparison here? - Do AMC. Let's do AMC. - I feel like you know something. Do them all, do AMC and persist. - I haven't been to a movie in a while. Going to the movies is the best. - I like watching from home on Netflix, but yes, you're right. - You're right, okay. - Well, I hope, I hope my favorite corporate over Lord Netflix buys Warner Brothers. - And then they get it due, okay. - Yeah, that's what I want, okay, like that. - But Marty Supreme, I really enjoyed the movie. - It's an insane movie. - It is all over the place. - Really, it's crazy. - Okay. - I haven't seen it yet. - So it's not just like a straightforward narrative. - No, I mean, it is, but it's, it's kooky. It's kooky is all get out. - Now that makes me want to watch it. That makes me really want to see it. - You should watch it, it's fun. I had a great time. - And what does that mean? Is it surreal? Or is it like real? And it's just kind of choppy and crazy? Or is it like wacky? - It's real, but it's so, so all over the place. - Does he do time out like Zach Morris style to the camera? - Is it real? - I wish he did, I wish he did. We need more of that. - Maybe in the sequel they'll do it. - Yeah. - That'd be two supreme. - So yeah, I went to a regal theater yesterday. The regal large popcorn holds 85 ounces. - That's a lot. - And what is that, and that was 90? - This says it holds over 300 ounces. That can't make sense. - That can't be right. - That's not right. 300 ounces? This? I'm sorry, and I did pay $80 for it, but there's no way that that holds that much. - You paid, you paid 80? [BLANK_AUDIO] is a $80 purchase. - You paid $80 for that. - Yeah, and I will, can I say something? - Upward. - What? - Worth it. - Worth it. - So worth it. - Well, by the way, have you guys seen that, they do that at AMC as they do these specialty popcorn things, like they did one for Mission Impossible, that was like a briefcase and then they're fucking cool, dude. - They're cool. - By the way, they need to find ways to make money because no one's going to the theater. So the people that are going to the theater are movies. - This is a great step. - We'll buy the extra stuff. - I totally get it. - This is a step in the right direction 'cause this is fucking cool. - Or if you're just a working man, you need a briefcase? Honey, I'm going to the theater tonight. - Yeah, I'll be back. - I'm going to go to the movie, I'm going to watch some. - Just I watched a few trailers came home with a briefcase. - Full of popcorn. - Go in the office. - Absolutely, man. - Right. - I love that idea. They have had some really cool ones and it makes me want them to re-release old movies with new specialty popcorn buckets 'cause I would pay for that shit. - Okay, all right. - What's on your mind? What's one movie? - I want Game Over Man with Adam's butthole and you have a butthole and there's popcorn. And if you haven't seen it and you're on Netflix right now, go on over to Game Over Man and check it out. 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You only need one thing and that's the GetWorks podcast. - Listen to GetWorks with Kyle Proo on the IHR radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. - Okay, I'm looking at an AMC Mega Bag. - Here we go. - And it looks like it says it holds 400 ounces. - Well, that's 100 more than mine. - Yeah, what the fuck? - You can live in it afterwards. - And it holds 400 ounces. But it's just a giant bag. And by the way, it doesn't even look that huge and looks about the same size of a large regal popcorn. But regardless, there's too much popcorn. - Dude, it's too much popcorn. - It sounds like, and by the way, I don't want to uncover something. - I don't know what we're stepping into here. As far as big popcorn goes. - True. - Theater chains might start knocking on our doors. - True. - I don't want to get in trouble. - We should be careful. - Well, that is where the theaters make most of their money is the popcorn and the soda. I told you guys about the, it's this thing called Cinemacon. And when Mike and Dave came out, they had me, Enzac, and Anna Kendrick. Enzac Efron, go to Cinemacon in Vegas. And they sort of, all the studios sort of parade their big new movies. - They showed this on the studio, the show, correct? - Yeah, that's right. And it's crazy. Because they come out in the CEO of AMC and regal and whoever else, they come out and they're like, this was a huge industry. Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for popcorn. And then a giant popcorn bucket comes out and starts dancing around. And they're like, we've sold $2.6 billion worth of popcorn. And then it's all these AMC - Four full reddened bockers. - It starts fucking. - And regal, like franchise owners. In the, in the, in the stadium, like the stage, or not the stage, but in the crowd, they're applauding, they're standing up, like hooding and hollering about how much popcorn they've sold. And then they're like, and we sold 4.6 billion dollars worth of soda. And then the Coca-Cola drink comes out. It was wild. And it makes me go like, oh, this is like, the movies are just a way to get people in the door so they can sell them the popcorn. - And soda. - And the tournaments. - And the soda and the giant head of galactus. I'm kind of galactus, whoever that is. What kind of nurtured is this, Blake? - It's a bagel silver surf. - What is this? - He's in the silver surf for a fantastic four movie. - Correct. - He's the main bag guy from the fantastic four. He eats planets. - Seems scary. - Seems like a scary guy. - And in the fantastic four movie for what it's worth, you know, I thought it was good. But galactus was fucking great, dude. They killed. - Would you love it if they were like, he eats planets and they just gave him a giant cigarette? - Oh, okay. - So one dragon is like, appetite suppressed, solar system saved, he just walks away. - No, you know what? I think I would have liked it. Maybe a silver surfer was a dude and not a chick, okay? I don't know why they did that. All right. Come on. - Adam, let it hang there, let it hang there. - Yeah. - Let it hang there, let it hang there. - Oh, wow. That's an interesting take. - Who cares? Anything Adam? Have you guys seen the trailer for He-Man? - Dude, yes. - Yes. - Which, it's kind of a bummer now. I feel like AI fucked everything up because now you go like, oh, that could have just been like an AI moment. We kind of get it now. - You know what I mean? - No, I don't. Please explain what you're talking about. I know what you're saying. But I think you feel that way because the trailer-- - Like you didn't say anything. - Right. It was just a-- - Yeah, the trailer was fucking stupid. I'm like-- - It's just like a visualization of He-Man as real people. And they can do that with AI so easy now that a trailer has to have, yeah, a different kind of hook now. 'Cause it's like, oh, I've already seen what He-Man would look like if he was a real human. I've seen Beavis and Budhead. I've seen this. This is every bad trailer. Every bad trailer like shows you all the big crazy stuff and like a few jokes and like a dog that talks or whatever. But if you don't get the like, oh, this is the setup of the movie. You're like, what did I just watch? I don't need to go see this. Which makes me scared about what the movie is. - It's a delicate balance. - And also I feel like He-Man is cool for people that are-- or age and even a little older or older. - I know. - Because we were more of the Ninja Turtles generation and he man was like just a little older. Even though weirdly, my family exclusively bought me he-man and refused to buy me Ninja Turtles and I'm like give me a fucking Ninja Turtles or anything. - Here's what I'll say in defensive he-man. As someone who went back in later years and recently watched he-man. - Back to Eternium? - I'm jerked off to what's up? - It is one of the coolest cartoons ever made because it is so fucking weird, dude. They just made odd decisions. It's like set in, well Eternia, but it's like- - Eternia? - It's not, it's not medieval, it's not sci-fi, it's like a merging of everything. It's like swords and lasers and like just really strange characters because evidently the way the characters were made were basically just for like to produce toys. So it was like what would be a cool toy and then writers had to write to that. - I feel like that was the era. You don't think that was just the era where like they mixed space with everything? - Yeah, but like wasn't there some like space cowboy lawn? - There it was. - I forget what that was like a lone star or something. - Then there was like the silver-hot lone star, silver-hawk was like space and whatever. - Yeah it was the era of just like mashing two things that shouldn't be together. It was like street sharks or whatever that one was. - Sninches and turtles. - Yes. - But just rewatch he man. - What a time to be alive. - The episode's are fucking weird dude. They're like honestly strange. They're strange to watch. - I was kind of hoping that it was gonna be cool because Shiro was my sexual awakening. I remember being like a little boy and then for whatever reason Shiro was like, I was like oh what's good. - What's good girl? - Yeah. - My mom caught me like trying to take off her clothes. - Sure. - Was there clothes to be taken off of? - Was that the end of this story? - Yeah. - All right. - Yeah. - You get anything else to get off your chest? - She was like a little, the little figurine and I was like trying to like figure it out. - Your boobs are huge. - I can just take off her like shield plate. - You're just taking the plastic toy and just scraping it against the side. - I was trying to like rip off the little part. - Whoa dude. - And you're naked and you know it turns out you can't do that. So my mom's just thinking I'm just figuring this doll. - Right. - She's like oh, he's a psycho path. - You want to rip her head off. - You're just painting, you're painting boobs on it? - Yeah. - Very shaggy, darling. - Yeah, so you know, I was like oh, I hope that movie school and he doesn't look that cool. And then Jared Leto apparently is Skellator. - Oh no. - But then when they show Skellator, it's just Skellator. I'm like you could have had anybody do that then. - Dude, they got Frank Lungella or whatever for the OG with Dolph Lungren, right? - Oh yeah, that movie rock. - And he was like a like real actor. He's like one of those people who's like, all right, I've done real movies for like 20 years. I need to cash out and just be Skellator. He's one of those guys that if he worked with us, he would hate it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's a real actor. - Yeah. - That, I'll be in my trap. (laughs) - But like the CGI, it's getting tough. It's getting tough. We're bailing, we're doing so much CGI that you're like, and I don't know. Maybe they like dotted up his face so you can see his performance, Jared Leto's. So it's like the performance is there, like motion capture, whatever the face it is. But like, I just want maybe some prosthetics and then you can actually see him move. I don't know. I don't know. - Yeah, to me, Jared Leto sucks. - Okay. I like that. (laughs) That's a good take. - He just sucks. - He just sucks. - Yeah, he kinda does. - So he's a shitty Skellator. - Yeah. - And then to even half a Skellator sucks. And then to have a Skellator, but you can't even tell that it's him. - Yeah. - But then you know that it's him. And somehow makes it even worse. - I didn't know as him and it doesn't do much for me. You're like, then just get an extra to like, get like a martial art guy who can be badass underneath the Skellator costume. Why are we even putting Jared Leto in this fucking costume when just knowing that he's underneath there, it makes me like, it less. - Yeah. - I want to like Skellator. Skellator rocked, I had Castle Grey skull. - Who do you want to be Skellator? Let's do it. Who's Jack Black? - You know who be good as Skellator? - Speaking of, we were talking about one battle after another, Benicio del Toro as Skellator. - Oh, come on. - I mean, come on. - He'll be fucking amazing. - Amazing, incredible. - And you know, he would be great, dude. - But guess what? But guess what? He was busy kind of just playing some guy in one battle after. - Oh god. - And he got nominated for an Oscar. - You know who should have played Shia. Shia could make it even more better. - Yeah. - Shia LaBuff as Skellator. - But then you'd be like, God, I wish he was he-man as both of them, dude. - Oh, on Michael B. Jordan. - He wouldn't make a good he-man. He-man has to be kind of a basic vanilla bitch. - Does he? - Who is he-man? - Just a basic vanilla bitch. - But Prince Adam, he's like Prince Adam during the day. - Just like a, I mean, just a good-looking white guy. I don't know. I don't think he's that known of an act right now. - Well, as long as they don't make it she-man. All right, if it's he-man, then I'm fine. It's just keep it. Let it hang there, Adam. - No, no, no, this is a group conversation. - His name is Nicholas Galazine Galazine. - Galazine. - Okay, sounds like a hot boy. - I like that. - And yeah, I think he's a good-looking, strapping, strapping white boy. - Was it a different guy before? There was here a recasting. I thought it was that big jacked brown-haired kid who was like new on the scene. - I don't know. - I don't know if I can keep it in your pants, dude. - I know they got big shoes to fill because if you've seen the old movie, it is dull. - Yeah, dull. - Well, they didn't do that. This guy's like a big kid and he died his hair blonde, I think for this, I think he did have dark hair. - That's cool. - And he isn't good shape, but he's not like dull flungerin. - Wasn't it Noah Santino? Did they, I thought it was Noah. Is that his name's Noah Santino or whatever? - I think you're right. There must have been a recasting. - And did they do a recasting? - They must have. - 'Cause I had these dreams, forget it. Go ahead. - Yeah. - No sir, I don't like it. - Go ahead, fair enough. - I used to work out in the same gym as him and he was a very, very nice kid. Noah Santino. - Okay. - Shout out. - Yeah, he replaced the actors attached to the project such as Kyle Allen, don't know who he is, and Noah Santino. - I did not get the call for that one. - I feel like Adam would be a great female. - Yeah. - It would be a much different, Adam is. - It would be a much different movie. - I do like the idea of Adam getting the script to like read it and he's like, "So when she will come in here?" - 'Cause she will come in here. - I got some wardrobe ideas. - Well I told you, did I tell you guys about the story? This was the way back in the day and it was after pitch perfect. And I think I was like in the talks for Mike and Dave. So things were like kind of heating up for me a little bit, and my agents call me and they go, "Hey, this is back when they delivered scripts to you." They would like not send them over your email, they would deliver a script to you. - By credit. - They go, "Okay, Adam, we have a script "is gonna be delivered to you around noon or whatever." And then I get the ding dong and I answer the door and the guys, the kid that works for our agency is standing there with a giant wooden box, and he hands it to me. And this must have been before Mike and Dave, but it was really early on and he gives me the wooden box and I open it up and it's the new Indiana Jones movie. - Yes. - That Shia ended up doing. And I'm like, holy fuck. - Oh God, everything always coming back to Shia. - Dunno though, dunno kinda. I'm like, are they offering me? 'Cause the interest is just an offer they want you to read it. It was in the box, they kept the arc of the covenant in it. - Yes, it was like a thing that they're giving me. Like an artifact and I'm like, holy shit. And I'm open it up and I'm like, shake it. I'm like, oh my God, am I about to get it? The fuck in. - You know who didn't shake? - Shia, go ahead. - Shia, Adam. - Shia, I'm like, I didn't shake. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - That was geekin' dude. - I'm a boss. - Dude, immediately, within three minutes. Ding dong, the kids there again. He's like, I fucked up. I'm so sorry, I fucked up so bad. I need that back right away. - Oh my God. - Actually, right away. - I gave you, here it is, and it's just a, you know, fuckin' Manela envelope. But it's just some script I ended up passing on. 'Cause it sucks. - I was hoping this was like. - Jexy origin story, brother. That would've been fun. - So he was, he was delivering many scripts. And you were supposed to have one script and he gave you the name. He gave me the Indiana Jones script. And I was, oh my God, I've never heard that. You're like, this is, yeah, delivered from Spielberg himself, dude. - Dude, I was so excited. I was fully geeked. And within minutes, the kid was like, I'm so sorry. I will be fired. The fact that you even opened it, [BLANK_AUDIO] like it's alright because it was like sealed it was like sealed shut and I'm like okay and then he hands you like a fucking cartoon Scooby-Doo remake but there's no Scooby in it yeah it's just I don't even remember do do the movie it was a movie that a pass I don't even know if it was yeah it was like the emoji movie we'd like you to be the shit emoji yeah huh you're perfect for the shit emoji oh thank god yeah we love you for this oh man oh that is a heartbreaker dude yes yeah that's great yeah this industry will take you down a peg yeah it will really humble yeah I'm about to be humbled again I'm about to go uh to Hawaii okay to do a celebrity celebrity golf you mentioned that yeah I've golfed maybe maybe 10 12 times in my entire life and two of the times or just this past week yeah that I went on the local like shitty nine hole course here in Orange County just to like get some reps in by the way horrifically bad there there's no I'm like oh it takes me nine shots to get it in three there's no way so what am I going to be in Hawaii when it's a thousand yards away that's where it's odd that you're being asked to do this atom because you really can't golf at all he's not being they ask everybody and then it's odd that he's saying yeah you shouldn't have said yes well no that is that is bad on your body okay so the CEO of children's miracle that we love them which I'm working with you're gonna need a miracle and it's it's basically almost every children's hospital in the country is part of the children's miracle network and we help raise funds for the these children's hospitals it's an awesome thing I'm working with them and she said Adam we really want you to do this because I'm going to be an ambassador for them for this next however long and she's like we want this is our big event we want you to do it it's called the A shootout we want you to do it and I'm like count me in and then I said I count me in and that was like four months ago now it's actually happening and now I realize I actually have to go for it you can't pivot and be like you know what I'll be like a funny caddy and I'll kind of like go yeah that's great idea there's great and even better you call you're a caddy with a fatty you do a fake dick down your leg it's humongous and you're like live from whole seven it's it's me the caddy with a fatty kids oh yeah that's fun is that what I don't know and by the way this is just me like I don't know if you could tell from the top of my head no I'm just coming up I feel like you're good with the caddy thing I don't know about the fatty part but like having Adam there's like a funny little caddy dude who like makes a little joke so I think I was wrong about who I said the other week I mentioned someone and it wasn't that person so the the people that I will be golfing with our drew blood so hey sure NFL okay yeah uh Donovan man of it and we interviewed him at the Super Bowl which we're going we are going to the Super Bowl next week we'll talk about it we uh yeah Justin Reed uh sure who is uh okay if a wide receiver football player that they're all football players yeah and then Rob Riggle is going to be there and then Chris cellos hockey NHL hockey star I believe he's a bat Wisconsin Badger legend he's also a black hawks and black hawk yes and you know all these guys these NFL guys they're great for sure cellos all I feel like a lot of hockey players it just translates yeah stick oh yeah and then a lot of football players I feel like any athlete on their off time they still want to compete and golf is like a way to bet gamble still do that even when they're not football has the longest offseason right yeah is that right yeah shorter seasons so so you would say you would think they're golfing the most probably probably I'm going to get fucking smoked and it's not even about obviously I'm going to lose and that's fine I just don't want people to be like oh god I can't this is taking all day long he's ruining the whole game here's my question do you like golfing yeah I have a good time when I'm out there I don't it's not like a a bad just it'll be fun just be the funny guy and then maybe just play like three holes tell him what to do Adam do what you want you told him to be a fatty with a caddy and have a big dick down his leg I suggested it I didn't say I had to play 36 holes we're doing it's two full 18 oh no that's a nightmare that's a nightmare for loose golf I finally go I find golf so long right and I'm bad also it is so it's the the worse you are the longer it feels right because you just are agonizing and literally playing longer because it's more shots that's insane 36 holes that is insane that is so much golfing that's going to take you four days yeah are you guys playing like the best best ball or whatever we're like whoever hits the best shot you all start you don't know suggest that I know just constantly suggest that how about we do the 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(dramatic music) - What would you guys flourish? Like softball, like what would you, if you could play Anderson? (laughing) Darts? I could probably-- - What would you-- - What would you most enjoy and flourish at? - No, I've played Darts with you. You're not particularly great at Darts. - I'm telling you, I think I could put together a pretty decent, dark game against other celebrities. - Well, can I tell you something? That seems like the easiest thing to get a bunch of people together to play. Why don't you start your own thing? You don't need a golf course. You just need a weird bar and fucking bourbon. - I guess, like a celebrity dark tournament? - Yeah. - Yeah. - And we're not talking cigarettes, pal. - Yeah, so what, you don't care about charity or like you don't love the kids or what's the deal? - Smoking darts, boy. (laughing) - No, I just don't-- - Yeah, I just don't-- - I don't wanna organize it. But yeah, if it's like Darts tournament, sponsored by fucking American spirit, and it's like you get cigarettes, you go to a good cause. - It's fucking-- - It goes into the reservation or something. - It goes to, yeah. - Lung Cancer Association. - Yeah, that's fucking cool. - Great. - I'm all in. We bring Joe Campbell back. - I feel like where I would flourish, I think I'm a good pool player. I'm not great, but I'm, I am, I am decent. On the, I am better than I would say, 95% of all celebrities at Fuzball. - Oh, Fuzball. - Fuzball is the thing that I can do that I'm much better than any others. - I love that idea. I love Fuzball, Fuzball's of-- - I feel like that could be televised in a fun and exciting way. - And wouldn't you think I'm better than most celebrities? - Lucky. - Wouldn't you say that I'm a good Fuzball player? - I think you're pretty good. - I haven't played you in a while, but you're pretty good. - He hit you with the tone. That was unbelievable. - I just, I just, I just know. - I don't think you're pretty good. - I just know right off the riff. - I know players that are better than you that are in our immediate roles. - Who's the best actor? Who's the best celebrity? - Sure, but they're not, you wouldn't call them celebrity. They're our friends. - I'm in Zach, I wish I was pizza. It's kind of a celeb to me and-- - Nude, literally my friend. He's literally just my friend. He's always very funny. - He works at a hospital. - Blake, do you know any celebrities who have played? - Played? - Blake, you play Fuzball with celebrities a lot. Do you know anyone is better than Adam? That's what we want to know. - Yeah. - Are we, are we including, can it be Nude? Can it be Nude? Professional skateboarder, Don Nunean. - Yes, I would say Nude. - Yes, again, Nudej is fantastic. - Nudej is huge. - But okay, we're talking maybe actors than actors or-- - Actors musicians. - Actors musicians athletes. - Zach Taylor Rocha, very good. - Very good. I played on my birthday with him. Rage Against Machine thing. He's a very good-- - And so then Adam-- - And do you think he's better than me? - Pretty good, dude. - Because I would say I'm on the same level as Attiba. - Ooh, that's a tough one. - And I would say I'm not quite as good as Akko. - Ooh. - Okay, well, I need to see you play again. I need to see you play again. It's been a minute since I've seen you at the table. I do recall you having skills, but I do need to see people. - I can, fair enough. - And Adam, are we playing one on one? Are we getting paired up? - It's got to be paired up. - You know, on a Tuesday, we're getting paired up. - I think you, I think you're getting paired up. - And that's kind of fun. - Yeah. - And I can see how the cameras are going to be pointed. There's one obviously on the table, but then you're getting the shit talking. Like, mm-hmm. - See to me, this week, to me. - Self, Netflix, are you listening? - I think golf is a sport. Yeah, I had to have a little extra coin, and I never had that. - Yeah. - So I was mostly in the bars, plane bar games. - You were at the Boys and Girls Club. - Yes. - That's the Y. - That is exactly the Y. - I was at the Y. - This is a, oh, dude, I got the best fucking, speaking of like after school at the Y, or like wherever Boys and Girls Club, wherever you had to go. My kids got from Santa, knock hockey. - This Christmas? - Do you guys remember knock hockey? - Is that the one you play on your knees? - Yeah, you have, I bet you do. It's like a wooden table, and you have these little wooden hockey sticks, and then a little wooden peck puck, and you like slam it off the walls, trying to shoot on each other. But in front of the goals, like the little diamond that's drilled in. - I know, my God. - Hours and outwards, it might be super Midwest. I don't know. - Knock hockey, sounds good. - That's awesome. - Yeah. It's the fucking. - Oh, yeah. - This is how my kids say it. - It just gets off like the video games, and like, this is like, if you had a church that was trying to recruit you off the streets. - Knock hockey? - They had this shit. - Oh yeah. - Okay. - So is this your tournament, celebrity tournament? - Celebrity knock hockey? - No, we're doing swimming. We're getting ladies and bathing suits, dudes and speedos. That's half of it, and then we're racing. - Well, wait, you just got super geeked on knock hockey. Where did it go from there? - It's just your kids love playing on knock hockey. - No, I was just, just the reindeer games of like, after school, like, doing a foosball, like that kind of shit. - I fuck with knock hockey. - Knock hockey was always like a mainstay at any kids like here, so I can go play that. - Yeah, but it's a lot of four square. - Ten or so. - I remember getting in a little bit of trouble because my next four neighbor was my babysitter. - We go. - And she was a senior in high school. - She's been a little dirtier like the third grade. - The fourth grade. - See if this goes off. - I remember, I would play two square with her, and I would always go real low. - And she would, she would bend down, dude, and then I could, would see down her shirt, and it was, it was, unbelievable. - Sure. - And then she could show you. - Told my mom, my K, your son was purving on me. - Really? - And figured it out. - Yeah, I know, she ratted me. Well, yeah, dude, I mean, I was going low every time, and she'd go low, and then I'd go, - Oh? - Yeah, yeah. - She goes, I could tell because he kept going, - Garoo, garoo, garoo, garoo. - I had nothing out of my head. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know, I was like nine years old, you know? - Right. - Just amazed, and then she ratted me out, dude. She did, she ratted me out, and then my mom-- - She's dead now. - Had, like, a real conversation with me about not staring at women's breasts. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know, you're not another four inches thick. - That made you like them more. - Yeah, I'm sorry. - Damn, I'm just going to keep doing that. - Damn, four squared of two stair. - Never played four stair, within a while. - Yeah. - I don't know why I never played fours. - Did you play, you'll the bacon or prison ball, or any of those-- - Still the bacon. - Is prison ball on still the bacon the same thing? - Which prison ball. - Is prison ball on what the same thing? - Still the bacon. - Still the bacon is just the eraser. - Still the bacon is the eraser in the middle. You call a number, multiple numbers, and you've got to go snatch that before the person matching your number. - And then they tag you, right? - They can tag you when you pick up. - Dude, that would get that when you would both get the middle. And it'd be like, who's going to pick it up? 'Cause as soon as you pick it up, I'm going to tag you, that shit was fucking dope. - Though the game that would get the most intense is a red rover, red rover. - Oh, that was an arm breaker. - Send this person over, and the worst was-- - Yeah, I mean, if you were like-- Blake, you were like a tiny skinny kid. Did this ever happen to you? - I remember, I would always feel so bad for the really tiny kids. - No feel bad. - Where they couldn't break, they couldn't break the arms. They would run over and try to break through. And then they would just kick those lines. - So, will you explain red rover to me? 'Cause they've never played that. I don't know what that is. - What is it? - They said, you send this person over and you're in a line. And then they have to run through-- - You stand with your arms holding each other's hands in a line, out like this. And you have to break through their arms. - Oh, this sounds brutal. Our line will go red rover, red rover, send doors right over. And you would come barely through and you try to break the chain. If you don't break the chain, you join our line. So you try to get the whole line on your team. - Oh, so it just starts with two people. And then if they brought like that one person, then you join the chain, or what? - No, weirdly, it starts like seven and seven. Like you start equal numbers on both sides. And then-- - Do you get to choose where you break through? - Yes, as a runner, you get to pick. - And then you would add 'em to just break through. - Two girls would put-- - Yes. - He would just run straight into the chain. - Adam would just be like, I think I'm gonna run between them. Adam, your mom is on speed dial. We're not doing this. (laughing) - Yes, points. - Yes. - Run through Greg and Noah. - We're calling your mom. - Adam would say red rover, red rover, send his big ass titties on over. (laughing) - He'd be like, "Huttle up, ho, ho, ho." - Yeah, yeah. Adam was a problematic game. - I guess I'm out. - He stole the bacon on Noah, baby. (laughing) - Okay. - God damn. - So good, yeah, but I guess you would just run through, wouldn't you just run through the weakest link every time? - Yeah, yeah. - Try it. - And then I believe if you broke their link, they joined your team. - And what if you're just holding on to some girl's hand all hard as well? - I can't remember the rules even a little bit. I just remember feeling bad for like the skinny kids. - You break their arms. - The skit, yes. - You literally people's arms will like dislocate. - Yes, okay. - So, okay. That's why we never played they can't be playing this game anymore outlaw. No, that's an illegal game and and dodgeball is now no longer a thing I think yeah kids used to get smoked Uh, I heard my kid my my kid was playing dodgeball the other day really I love that for I love Wow, he's a little renegade and I said I said that's I said that's great news. That's great news So I'm just yeah, bring it back. Yeah, so they're playing it I don't know what kind of ball they're playing with it probably isn't that like red ball Like the 80s little fucking fun. We played with like the nerf soccer ball. We did not play with the red ball that often We had the rubber ball. We had the river soccer ball. No, we had the rubber ball I went to a Catholic Matthew elementary school and I feel like we had all the old yeah, all that old shit that really hurt you, right? No, I think we're done Spanky's were done. Mm-hmm. Hot hot hot, but it was an old church. It was an old church school So there's like that that's where I kicked this that where my bully was bullying me at a top of the staircase And then I kicked it down the staircase and he dislocated his shoulder and then later on I found out that he thought I was his bully And maybe I'm maybe I was bullying him all along. I don't know. Yeah, it was a real fight club ending Yeah, and did anyone did did he push you down any stairs or there's no, no, he's called him a name Interesting interesting. No, I don't know. He kept he kept just asking you if you wanted to play and you were like Yeah, bullying me and to play him with you You just there's three hundred kicked him in the chest What dude, I was really violent and in hindsight. I was really violent. Tim. He why were you violence? Your parents never hit you Well, yeah, no, they don't hit me. So we're to come from watching him. Well, my dad told me to hit him Because he did he with this kid he one day we were all friends And this I think was fourth grade Yeah, and he comes out to me and goes hey after what you did we're no longer friends right him in the past And so I'm like what and then all of a sudden all of my friends like hey, we got to be friends with Brian We can't be friends with you will friend be friends with you with Brian's not around and you didn't know what this You did right and I and I yeah, I it really was Goodbye, and I'm like what do you probably do the four square? Go ahead or maybe you call this his chick over I I I read rovered yeah too hard. Yeah And for whatever reason he just took all my friends and I'm like And then they would be playing basketball and it would be like me and my two like kind of do fist loser friends And then all of my other friends are on his team now Yeah, and so there it'd be like 10 verse two and I just had enough my dad was like he's fucking ass Hey, come down the stairs. Oh my mom's like only punch if he punches you first and then she'd be So legally legally bigger than you yeah, and I'm like yeah, he's a lot bigger than me And he goes well then punch him in the face as hard as you can and then run away And I'm like that's a great idea. So the next day Yeah, I do love the idea like that being passed down like generation to generation We're just I was so we as devines we punch and then we and we survived see another day we run and you hide I Well, I was hoping he'd be like yep pour a bunch of candy out at the top of the staircase And when he bends over to pick it up you kick his ass down the fucking stairs and run that's good Then you run that's good. Yeah, so then I punch him in the in on the black top and his friends formed a circle around him And he cried While they all like had their backs to him and he hovered I'm like he's a bitch Everyone will be on my side now and then people are like I can't believe you punch Brian I'm like he's the villain. He's the bad guy. No, I think you had the story all wrong, dude You were yeah, you were a menace. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, apparently. I remember seeing a fight Maybe we covered this but like these two dudes just started going at it and then One dude punched the other guy in the face and broke his glasses And then like the fight stopped and it was like oh, man my mom's gonna kill me and like he was like Oh, let me help you pick up the glasses. Yeah, that's like It's just like superseded it. It was like fuck dude. We were just fighting, but look now it's like Now it's classes and your mom's gonna be mad. Yeah. Yeah, like that cost a few hundred bucks. Yeah. Yeah. Let me help you like tape him up Say you dropped him or something. I'm so sorry. I'm so school yard fights are just Socialization to the max is the best where it's like this is what we feel like we need to do We need to fight yeah, we have to what else what else can we do we do the at my middle school at the top of the hill Was a circle that like overlooked to playground like little school and not until that's where the fight That's where the totally and that's where the fights were It would be and it was like the main event It was like light to see the circle after school and holy shit There'd be like 40 kids up there just The best We should still do that And then and then the kids that would go and would participate in those fights and you're like man They're so badass and then later you found out that they're just in Horribly abusive homes and it's really sad Yeah, it's really really sad. Yeah, I got dark fighting is not the answer smoking is bad It's just like come on reading the police report from back home in your 20s Is raw where you're like oh, fuck that dude was hilarious. He killed someone Oh, yeah, that's crazy Hmm we used to clown in the back of the classroom Took the joke all right took the joke a little too far Hmm. Oh, yeah In my yeah, I comment a lot of uh Like truly degenerate alcoholics though Yeah, well that's yeah, that's to be yeah, that's part of the course Those are just cool dudes you know never gave up never just gave up the party man I keep getting sent this like stat sheet about like the drunkest towns in America Okay, it's like the top it's like the top 10 or top 20 in 60 or 70% of these towns are in Wisconsin. Oh, including Madison and it's just like god damn Like what by the way? How do they measure this drunkest is the stat drunkest towns? And it's like Most alcohol soul alcohol soul or like drunken public like how do you know how it may be considers all of it Maybe it's a collection of all those stats maybe it's a really well thought out uh put the study But like at that point if you're a Wisconsin person you got to just be like we got to uphold this record like we're doing Yeah, yeah, but the darkest shit is that in Wisconsin They don't sell alcohol after 9 p.m. In the store. We don't sell it on Sundays. Oh god. I mean Well, okay, so Todd put in the chat here study that I think you were talking about number one is green Bay, Wisconsin The percentage of adult streaking to excess Then Appleton, Wisconsin then you clear Wisconsin then Madison then Fargo North Dakota Then shout out ashkosh. Yeah, Wisconsin. I just The New Zealand Montana then was how Wisconsin. Wasaw. I'm drunk now. I mean every this is wild I think then I was city. I was yeah I was Lincoln, Nebraska. We made it. We made it. We're here still stand. I was intoxicated. Oh Midwest It's really Midwest just getting bogged up Yes, they were hard to drag. I will say a lot of those those Wisconsin towns you name But the exception of green Bay, which has Packer Stadium. Those are college towns. Yeah, so those are kids who are just like getting after it Rippin in terror. Yeah, brother. Keep ashkosh. I went down went to ashkosh for a weekend. They fucking threw Down is that the same as the look that they make the overalls like are we talking ashkosh? But gosh or I think so I don't know maybe I'm fucking cool dude. I'll drink to that. Yeah, maybe it's just a just a fun name I'll drink that And you take back sending apologies. Any oh my gosh guys. We have to tell me I think After this pod comes out tomorrow, we're going to be back at the Super Bowl Yeah, we're going to San Francisco. We're going to be on the floor. We're going from Drew Bledso to Drew Bledso probably again come on It's gonna be fun. We're gonna be live from the floor again. Well not live, but slightly delayed from the floor again Just slide in Blake's DMs and uh, let them know who you want us to interview. We'll make it happen We would love to reach out to people remember last year. We got Joey Chasnut one of my most favorite times What a great interview Remember remember when we did those testosterone tests and and Blake had the lowest by far and was pretty devastated by that I kept bringing it up in front of some of my greatest heroes and there was a little embarrassing, but We'll see I wish we'd see here. I wish we tested them everyone who showed up to play football I wish we tested them just so we could have them back and go guess what bitch yours is low Is there anything that we should do for for this? Well, dude, I wish Remember we saw those dudes last time who brought the grip strength like tester Can we steal from them? That was such a good idea. I don't I don't even know what this is So wouldn't be stealing it like what if we just had them squeeze your dick and you Judge it dude You go ahead we got one of those grip testers. They go okay, and you just use Your pants down and go go on and get it what happens. I paint it silver and gray. You have like a little box in front of your deck. Okay, so you just take you take what's called the worm and you squeeze it as hard as you can go. And I, that's a pretty good grip. Okay, what was that? That was hard. And you look good. That is so funny. I would love that. That would be amazing. Oshkosh Pagosh is from Oshkosh was crazy. That's great. That's great news. Look at that. Look at that. Big business coming out of Oshkosh. All those drones making overalls. Dude, what if your parents didn't fill down because they go over your shoulders? That's smart. I mean, just hearing those stats, it makes me want to just be in one of those classic Midwest bars and just throw in a cup. Get back. Because there's nothing better than like on a cold winter night to be inside a nice warm bar. It's packed and then you go outside and that brisk air hits you. It sobers you up right quick. Get behind the wheel. Get in your car. Yeah. So back. Yeah. Awesome. That's it. Adam, I'm glad you pointed out that as soon as you in the Midwest, when it's cold, as soon as you walk out of a bar and the cold hits you, it's sobers you up. You can drive. That's the running. That's the running theory. That is the released amount of DUI. So shout out to them, dude, responsibly getting because you're sobered out. You're sobered up right away. Wind hits you and sobers you up. And I'm doing good. Is there anything are you guys going to stay for the ball? For the big game. I would love to stay for the ball. Yes, even though I don't give a fuck about any team that makes it, I would I would love to stay for the ball. That would be really fun. I will be there. Yes. I am going to the game. Yes. And if you guys want, since it is in the Bay Area, we can go hang out with my mom. It's up to you guys though. Let me know. Open the invitation. That does sound fun. That does sound fun. We do a live pod from the kitchen. From the kitchen table. That would be pretty cool. I could see if I could set that up. Okay. Okay. Not with you. Now, was it was it your mom who made those delicious ham sandwiches? Yes. delicious ham sandwiches. We put it in an order for ham sandwich. I would love some ham sandwiches. Is there a special thank you? Was there a special like recipe? Like what do we? Is it just bread and ham? Well, I can't give it up. But it's it's basically like ham sandwiches, like some mustard, some poppy seeds, some Swiss cheese. Yeah, they're really good. And then it's on it's on like a little is it a Hawaiian roll or what is it? And then what you do is you put it in. Yeah. You wrap it in tin foil. And then you throw it in the oven for like 15 minutes. And it comes out. And it is. Oh, so it's it's heat and and Adam and Adam, what would I do without you? I ask if there's a recipe and he says to me, well, there's ham sandwiches. And then you explain his mom. Thank you sandwiches. Thank you. Thank you. Well, anyway, I will. That's why the podcast works. I will tell my mom we're going to be in town and have some ham sandwiches ready for my boys. I love can't wait to see her. And then a few weeks after that, not even a few weeks, we will be on the crew. Yes. This cruise is important.com February 22nd in the 26 leaving beautiful Tampa to Cozamille, Mexico. It's going to be an absolute banger. I think we still have a few cabins available. So come on down. We would love to have you. Sweets. I believe all the I believe all the sweets are booked. So you have to get yourself a cabin. So these things are selling. We urge you. It's going to hurt you. Oh my god. I'm going to spend your hard earned money hanging out with us. We'll make it memorable. We're going to be out and about. We're going to be amongst the people. And we cannot wait. We can't wait. Pants off and margarita's in hand. I can not wait. Oh, and I just I just finished I used AI, call me crazy, Hollywood, whatever. But I used AI to inject shy into one battle. After another, I'm going to be hosting a screening of it. And I want everyone to see it. God, the dude will don't tease me. That would be cool. We could get some people on that would be so sick people. At least for the trailer. Just do the trailer with Shia. That would if someone out there can do the trailer with Shia, just so we know, just we get a little taste. Yeah, I would like that. We'll see. Please. We'll be playing that on loop for at least today. You had the Super Bowl, everybody. Buy everybody. This was another episode of this. Damn. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. No. Wait. Where did I put it? We got to use that more. I'm Lexie, you want to wear two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. 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