Ep 278: Billionaires Are Going To Mars, Adam Is Going To Bruno Mars

This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Lisa, tell them about our new show. We have a new podcast. It's called Don't Lie to Me. I'm Lexi Iwanyu, we're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. And I'm Lisa de Julio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions, and at this point in my food days, I've lived it all. Now in my 30s, being the founder of new shoes, good taste is my business. Listen on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast. The True Crime Comedy Podcast, all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it. Each week I bring on an amazing guest. Ooh, I scam them. What? I could talk to you for an hour. You're a generational yapper, like me. That's why I had to make yapping a job. And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube. Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Scam Goddess! There are thousands of podcasts that can tell you how to better yourself. Get worse with Kyle Proo is not one of those podcasts. So if you're interested in getting thinner, going to therapy, starting peptide, setting boundaries, taking supplements, making your better getting closer, then I would humbly recommend other podcasts. If you're interested in blackmail, love, bombing, cloning yourself, or getting revenge, then we've got a little something, something, for a dastardly individual like you. Listening to get worse with Kyle Proo on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Hamza. And I'm Martin. And we're the hosts of Out of Character, the best podcast in the world, is what they said. Wait, they said that? Yeah, yeah, they said that. The best podcast with two best friends who jabber and talk about topical, trendy, funny stuff, give our input on it. That's what you've needed, I think up until now, listener. Listen to Out of Character on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Sometimes I just feel like a burden. You're a bird. You fly. You're a morn. We are. Out of character podcasts. Dude, who messed up the clip? Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This is Important. The more you say sniff my bag, the harder I give. She catches me staring. And then I go, I'm so sorry. I just think your body looks great. Get yourself some knee pads. Get down there. Let's go! Woo! Legalized comedy. Jingle Bell. Jingle Bell. Jingle Bell. Jingle Bell. Rock, the rock. That's what you're trying to do with those keys. You picked up what I was putting down. I could hear those keys even a little bit, but I saw what you were doing. I couldn't hear what you're doing. What is he doing? Still can't hear. What are you doing with that? He's jingling keys in front of the microphone, but it's not picking up. He was going over to jingle. Jingle Bell. Jingle Bell. Jingle Bell. Rocks. Is this cool? Does this make me cool? Whoa! Can I guess whose Tomahawk that is? Oh, that's not from a figurine. That's just an axe key opener that you have on your key chain or a beer opener. It's a multi-tool. Every man should have a multi-tool. And this is-- That is sick. This is mine. When it's in your pocket, not a good time, otherwise. Yeah, you're almost slicing your dick off all the time and also you-- Almost. You can't go to an airport with that. No, you can't take that on a plane. I have. You have. I think it is-- I think it is plain okay. You know how you buy something and if it's questionable on the website, they go like, "Do you say it proved?" Well, that's a bitch. Yeah, but the thing is, they're looking at that every time and I don't want to slow down. Because usually I have drugs in my backpack. Right. So I don't want to have them stop, look at my cool key chain. When I have a duffel bag of marijuana on me at all times, yeah. I do love the idea of you throwing a fucking tantrum fit at TSA. I don't have time for this. My backpack's full of drugs. Full of drugs. Hey. Well, Chloe in the past has gone, I brought drugs out of the country. And then came back into the country with the rest of the drugs. Come on, Bo. Shut it out. Shut it out, Bo. Come on. This is pre-boat and then we come back into the country and then there's a dog sniffing bags. Sure. And there was two lines that you could go through through customs. So I went the line without the drug dog. That would make sense. And the dog came over and sniffed Chloe's bag and then Chloe goes, "Adam, Adam, the dog didn't sniff your bag. Come back." And I'm like, "Ah." And then the guy stops and now he's looking at me. The cop is like, "I can hear you." The cop is like, "Come back." And so now I had to go back, you know, this dog obviously. Even the dog was like, "Is she serious?" Hey, owner. The dog goes. The dog goes. Arrow. Arrow. But, you know, I don't think those dogs sniff for weed. I think they don't care about the weed. They're looking for bombs, explosives. Oh, yeah. Okay. They're bomb sniffers. Yeah, that's a good dog. No, I mean, apparently, or else he was bad at his job because he sniffed my bag. That was. Filled to the breathe. Well, once you got through the. The more you say sniff my bag, the harder I get. If my bag broke my bag. Got my pick or her. Once you got through the little gate, you're like, "Hey, your dog sucks. I got a hail of drugs in my bag." Right. Sniff my bag. Bad dog. Adam, bad dog. Adam, seriously? Stop. Is that a thing? Bags niffing? That feels like a pretty good one. Everything's a thing. That's pretty good. I might incorporate that. Incorporate. Where were we? I feel like as a group, we watched a video of a guy getting his bag boxed like a speed bag. If I had to guess is probably the writer's room. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Research. Sorry. Don't care. His bag as a nut sack. Okay, it was pretty nice. Yes, yes, yes, sorry. Allegedly. Yeah, no. I was asking a question in the chat that no one has responded to. That's cool. We're on it. Yeah. I didn't even see that. Adam, you picked up on the jingle bells. You're good. You're good the rest of the Bob. Yeah. I'm good for the rest of the cast. Okay. So next Thursday. So that's not a date. Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. Okay. Are you asking if it's a new, if it's new year? Yeah. Are you a new year? It's already past. Wait. It has already passed. January 6th. This comes out on January 6th. Oh, yes. See? Wouldn't that be nice to know? Is that the day? J6. J6. Where were we? Here. Goodbye. I'm always right here. Happy J6 to all who celebrate. Yeah. Does that become a new holiday? That's my father's birthday. So really? No joke. Now it is. Yeah. I changed it. I felt reborn on that day. I tell you. No, my dad is actually very liberal. Almost to the point that it can be annoying. Okay. Like he just gets. He kisses black babies everywhere he goes. Yeah. Woke dad. Yeah. He can't stop kissing like baby. Two woke dads. Yeah. I'm down, brother. He makes me call his person them. So that's that's strange for your father. Yeah. But I'm doing it. And I'm okay with it. Yeah. Which is nice. Because usually you flat out a fuse. Holding a black baby. We don't know where he got it from. But he says it's Somalian and he cares for it. That's cool, dude. Yeah. Yeah. It's something. I'm sure there's some Somalian woman out there. That's pretty bummed. But my dad's feeling good about himself. Grandpas, Tran Pah. Walk around Walmart looking for her baby. No, because he then he lives in in Lake the Ozarks, Missouri. Sure. Obviously. And they we just screened the address right across the bottom right now. And they. They're surrounded by by Trumpers down there. You know, they like the party out there. Trump community. And then my dad's just always getting in fights with his neighbors and friends. This fight. But just, just like he's like this asshole. But then they're the only people that they hang out with. Because there's no one else staying out with. So it's just my dad and mom going to parties and then leaving the party. And my dad being like, that son of a bitch. And you're like, well, why? What's when you drink with two nights a week? Yeah. You hang out with this guy several nights a week. I don't know why you. It's contentious. That's okay, man. You know, that's the spice alive. Yeah. And can we talk about real quick? Sure. Here we go. Yeah. And I think you know what we're going to want to talk about. I don't know. I have no clue. You're leaning in a little extra hard into the into the friends. Dude. I think you know what we're going to want to talk about. The color of your mustache. Yeah. I think the answer is going to disappoint you. I think you're full on an ego Montoya. Is that his name? Right. So R.I.P., Rob Reiner. Great. Yeah. Great. Let's circle back. Okay. Okay. Well, you brought it up. I want to joke about it while you were. Oh, damn it. I'm a sign off. You brought it up. You named it. I call it character. Yeah. - What are you doing to your mustache? Why is it so much darker and thicker and fuller? - This is, and I know that you got just for men hair stuff for the holidays for, was that a stopper? - I did. (laughing) - My mom got it for me as a gag gift, okay? Because we were, don't talk about my mom that way, bro. - Do not start a gag gift. - Don't, don't, don't, don't. And you already did, and I said, don't. - Okay. - But that's about enough of that. - Okay, it was a gag gift, and look, I didn't use it. This is all natural mustache. I am combing my mustache with a bottle opener because it was just here, and it's extra bushy. - You got one too? - Yeah. - Did I already show you guys mine? - Well, why is it so much darker? - Adam. - This is, because I've been, I can't shave it. This is part of the project, I know. - So are your cubes just jet black? - No, I just shaved all my cubes. - Well, Blake, you went from never shaving your mustache for a decade. - Right. - Then you shaved it one time, and then when it comes back, suddenly it's 11 shades darker, and much more thicker, and more beautiful looking. - He's a different man, he's eight. - I'm a man, dude. I'm a man. - I'm a man, he's a man. - He's a man called me never mind. - I'm a 40, I'm a man. (laughs) - Bro, it's a man. - Dude, this is how it goes. - Yeah. - Okay. - That's life, this is how, wait, the response is out of this. - This is how it goes. - Dude, I think it's, we've discussed this a little bit, it's because I have shaved everywhere else, and this is, this is beyond 40 days and 40 nights of untrimmed mustache. This is what happens. - Biblical levels. - It's getting busier, and in fact, I have to go. - I know you weren't trimming your mustache before. - I was. - I was. - No. - That thing, that patchy, you see through things. - Brother, trust me, I have a little buzzer that I put like steps, don't they call them steps when you buzz your head, like. - Clips? - I think it's a clip, yeah. - Clippers, but you put like steps on them, right? And that what they are called. - No, I don't, I mean maybe, but I've never heard that. - It's the length, you know, the length of the clipper. And I have one that I specifically go over my mustache with to keep it, you know, closer to the face. And this is untamed. - But you've never grown up that wide, correct? - Something's going on with it. - And it's wider than ever. - Thank you. - I'm just saying it's great. - And if you haven't been dying at what I do seriously, think you have been, but if that's your story, and this is the story we're sticking with, - Okay, come on. - Yeah, it looks gross when you put it right in the frame, but. - Well, it was very close. I haven't been dying it, I promise. - Did you guys, are we at the age where you get nothing that you like for Christmas or even no thoughtful gifts or nothing even useful? 'Cause that's the age I think. You know, Emma's pretty good, she's pretty personal where you're like, that's so thoughtful. - Oh, wow. - Oh, that's nice. - A gag gift. - Yeah, Chloe is not. - I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I think Christmas has fallen over like fourth place for me in terms of holidays. - Third or fourth, it's just not. - But that's just 'cause it's now on your shoulders and you hate responsibility and any sort of. - Now you're the one that has to pay for everything. - Well, you cut me to the core. - No, but the other thing is it's just like gift buying now is so terrible, like online gift buying to me is the most thoughtless, non-romantic thing you can do. It's terrible. Don't you feel that way at all? - A little bit. I like to shop in person though, but I do obviously blast Amazon to the last minute. - But even like in this fuck. - Even how children like right out their Christmas list, it's just they just search what, like Amazon, like when we were kids in the 90s, the 90s. - We had commercials that sold you the shit. You still, I bet you could do like three commercial jingles for toys. - Do they not still do toy commercials on cartoons and shit? - Not really. - But kids don't watch cartoons 'cause they're watching Netflix, but if you are watching TV, sure there's cartoons. Remember when it'd be like pow pow power wheels and you'd be like oh pow, I need that shit. Yeah, and you're like cool, cool, cool, cool. - Yeah, so you guys had rich parents that bought you power wheels? - Never had a power wheel. - I never had a power wheel, but I did want one. - I'm not mean either. - Whenever I saw power wheels, I was like, they're parents with direct dealers. - Which I think was. - Dan's right. - The test of time. - Power wheel parents. - Yeah, whenever I went over to a friend's house and they had power wheels and we lived in the same neighborhood, it made me question everything about my family. - I'm pissed now. - Being like, well, where, what are we doing? If we can live in the same neighborhood and our houses are the same. And it's not like they've got like the newest, nicest car, we're all driving used. - Pontiacs. - Sort of beater cars. Why do they love their child more? That's kind of where I was getting. - Right. They're saving up all day or all year to buy their kids a power wheel. - Adam, can I tell you something? I think, and we've covered this a little bit before, but I do think power wheels are the like, they're the hot dog spaghettios of toys. - So delicious. - So the best. - So the best. - It's just ain't right. A bicycle's what you want. - Power wheels. - You think they're cool. They can't go anywhere. - They slow us go fast. - They look rad, but they get, they're played out real quick. - Yeah, that's probably true. - But power wheels are a little bit before you are. - You think hot dogs and spaghettios are a good idea until you realize they can't go anywhere what they're doing to your somebody. - Well, hot dog spaghettios, I find it to be delicious. So that doesn't really, I don't really relate to that. - But you've covered this. It's not good. - When's the last time you had them though? - Well, I haven't had spaghettios in, I mean, I had a hot dog like a week ago, but. Let me just cut, let me ask you this. Have you had meat in pasta go? - As an adult? - Yeah, sauce, of course. - Bolognese. - Have you had hot dogs in pasta as an adult? All I'm saying is, this is the big question. This is the big question, have you? - Well, I don't, I mean, no, I don't think so, but now that you're saying it, maybe that's a special treat for my son. - Yeah, hey, knock yourself out. - Go for it. - I said, who doesn't know any better? Who's like daddy? Show me the way. - How dare you. Show me the way, too. - I don't know anything. - It was fun, Christmas was fun though, because Bo, he's not quite too, right? But he's stringing together to little sentences. He understands a lot. And I come up the stairs and I'm waking him up and I drop a classic. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, Merry Christmas. We got a roll, it sounded good. I was like, oh shit, that was a bomb. I dropped a bomb and it was right up the hall. Creeped underneath his, yeah, I know the sonic boom. Creeped underneath his door. And I opened up the door and he looked shook. And he looks at me and he's in his crib and he goes, duh! And I think he was expecting Santa and I go, "Gabbo, what did you hear?" And he goes, "Santa?" And I go, "Yeah, you heard Santa?" And he goes, "Yeah." And I go, "What did he say?" And he goes, "Oh, Merry Christmas!" And I go, "Yeah, I think he brought you presents." And then he goes, "Yeah!" - He was so excited, dude. - He's German. - He's a little German bitch. - Yeah, I thought so. I liked my chocolate, duh, I'm tough. - I feel like, yeah, a lot of times he seems German. But his, yeah, he's like, yes. - Maybe we all start out German. - It sounds so, well, the first man. - January 6th. - Yeah, didn't start in Germany. The first man was German. - Hold up. - Was it the first human ever German? It seems right. They're all tall people. - I don't know if I know what's happening. - It's science. - Yeah, so it was truly amazing to see like the first like real Christmas spirit happen in my child. - Welcome to the party. - I thought you were gonna say it was a little frightened, but he was excited about it. - He was shook at first, 'cause it was like, we've been getting screamed in the hall. - He said, "Yeah, I scream." - Oh, month long, that it was, Christmas was coming, Santa, we visited like four Santa's. - Oh wow. - He was seeing Santa. - Well, everywhere we go down here, there's a Santa. So you're like, "Okay, well, I'll just ride this Santa." - Hey, look at this guy laying on the beach. - On the beach. - It's a Santa. - Look at this. - Here's Dromter and Lay It on the beach. - Here's 20 bucks, your Santa. - It's Santa. - It's Santa. - So it was really cool to see him finally like get the day. - Santa has a little needle in the beard. - Admittedly was a little shook. He was like, "Oh shit, he's here." That big bearded man that we've seen multiple times. - He's in the home. - He's in the warehouse screaming, a home invasion, except for he's bringing toys. - Oh, home invasion. - I like that. - Yes, points. - And also, man, these grandparents, they brought so many dumb toys. - Yeah, it's too much. It's too much. - Oh yeah. - Too much. - It's just a little thing and I'm like, it's a, yeah, it's a little thing that we're gonna step on that I'll have to put away. - Do the grandparents, do they shop in store or are they buying stuff off Amazon? Oh, it's Amazon. on then it comes here, they said it here, then we then we Chloe has to wrap it wrap it and you know, it's a nightmare for her to we did some wrapping. I would wrap like one gift for every five gift gifts. Emma could wrap. Oh, I'm terrible. I'll just do the rest and I was like, how did you just give it to me? Just give it to me. I honestly don't think I would even know how to wrap a gift at this point in my life. Ever never? You've never wrapped a gift. No, I knew in my younger years how to wrap a gift, but it's been so long since I've wrapped a gift. Since you've given, since you've felt like you need to give someone something. No, I've given them gifts, but usually I'll just be at a store and they're like, can you wrap it? And I'm like, yes, please, please. Are you or do you please do a bag and tissue? That's always like that. So clutch, dude. Hey, there's one way to tell me someone, you don't give a fuck with a bag and tissue. That's fine. Everyone looks at it and goes, thank you. You think that takes the magical way if it's just a bag and tissue? I know that they'd care less. Oh my God. Well, it depends on what you're getting something. You're always getting something that is easily wrapable of shoebox easily wrapped. Right. You get a lot. Sure. But I would, I don't, I would not ask for shoes. That's wrong. You mean don't ask for shoes? What if it was like a specific pair and you just send the link like buy me these? No, you're not doing that. Why? Why? That's for me. That's for okay. That seems like such an easy gift. Yeah. That you want to give someone someone wants to get you something and you're like, well, this is an easy gift. It's not too expensive. Wait, it seems like such an easy thing. But what do you mean? That's for me. Only you can purchase your shoes. Yeah. What gifts do you get then? What did I get? Well, here's what I got. Yeah. I got, I got a pair of sunglasses that I already own, same make, bottle and color. Like on purpose kind of thing. Like, hey, let's re up. Yeah. I think I lose sunglasses a lot. So they just got me the exact same one. There you go. Winning and a pair of air pods because I'm on my 13th pair. Okay. But I've recently found multiple pairs. So now I have four working sets of air pods. This is the way. You can never have too many. You never have too many. Apparently not. I'm going to lose some. Yeah. Yeah. You got to keep one in each room kind of way. There you go. Yeah, I never wanted to walk carry these heavy ass air pods around. You should donate them somewhere and then just track people who ever uses them track them. That's actually a really good idea. That's not bad at all. That's the movie. Oh my god. That's the movie. Can you sync? Can you replace one air pod with another or do they have to be from the same pack? They have to be from the same pack. Believe me, I've lost one before and then I'm like, well, I'll just, I've lost one from multiple air pods. But then I had the right and the left from different sides. And I'm like, I'm going to make them work together and they do know that's how they get you. I think you have to go to the store because Emma had one that like, like hit the fucking Fritz or whatever. And she took it to the store and they had to like take it and then replace it. Okay. So she had one like raggedy ass earbud and one like brand spanking new. God, now you're now your cheese all fucked up. Don't buy me shoes, bitch. Fritz, see ya. Don't buy, don't buy this guy shoes. Yeah. Don't try to buy me shoes with that ragged ass earbud. What do you get then? What does your go to? What is your gift? I got gift cards. I'll see. Like I got some REI gift cards. He's talking about the don't care. You say a gift in a bag with tissue is come on. Not to don't care gift gift card. That's like I don't give fuck if you live or die. By the way, I do not want a gift card. The fact that you got to carry these gift cards around. You got to. Yeah. For sure. Then I have to go to a place. I don't want any of that. Internet. Well, I do. It depends. It depends. What? Oh, yeah, you can use gift card on it. Pan express gift card. Always good for me. Always. I keep that on me dog. I keep that on that pan of me. Give it to daddy. Lisa, we should tell them about our new show. Oh my god, Lexi, we have a new podcast. I'm Lexi, you want to wear two best friends 22 years apart, but so close at heart. And I'm Lisa, Julia, the old one, which means we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions. And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all. I'm not going to get any of your fighting. That is wild. I learned that about you today. And I've always got something to say. If man were just honest about this, there would be so much more peace in the world. We're going to talk about dating, relationships, beauty, getting older and a little wiser. We're best friends, but we don't always agree. Because you told us how accommodating you are. Obviously, I would do what I think I could do to fight the fight, but there's only so much fight I can fight. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Lie. Listen on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I don't really care. 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How many guns has he made? I exactly. How many assault rifles has he put together? He likes to make all these board games and I'm like, Oh, this will be sick. He can make his own like designs on pieces and stuff and whatever. So Santa sent us the kit to build the 3D printer instead of spending $300 more on what's already a crazy kind of expensive gift to give a kid. Right. So I got the kit. So then you had to put together. Oh no. Had to. I wish this was in the past tense. Dude, I Google how long it takes when it arrives because I'm like, maybe I'm built at that night. Everyone online's like, it takes 12 to 15 hours and then someone in the comments section chimes and it goes, it took me 22 and I did not think I was working that slow. Fuck it. So I'm building it with him and I cannot tell you guys I'm learning like electronics. I'm working with circuit boards. Dude, I'm building like belts that like move motors. around. Why is that even an option? I'm 12 hours in right now. Well, it's for people that like that kind of stuff, I think. Who likes that kind of stuff? That's insane. I think people that are going to be engineers later in life. Legos. I like building like IKEA furniture. I kind of like that stuff. So I figured like this will be a fun thing that we could do together. Right? Yeah. Yeah. No, I like that. I'm into that. But he's already pieced out. He pieced out at like hour seven. Wait, you like Blake. What? You like building IKEA furniture? Yes. I like to get a six pack of beer, put on a little country music and put some damn wood together. Yes. Oh, I told you, I want to be a woodworker and no one believe me. There's not even a small part of me that enjoys that even a little bit. Oh, I think there's no part of me that likes getting on the ground and trying to loosen a piece. I don't like getting on the ground is getting up from the ground. I don't like get some knee pads, dude. Yeah, not. Get down there. But dude, so they think they're real cute. Like half of the pieces are printed, 3D printed from like their printer. So they're like, you're using this stuff like you can make into the breaks. You can print a new one or whatever. But like the screw holes, some of them are just not like fitted. So you got to like, dude, going crazy. No, that sounds like a nightmare. I'm like, how long is this going to take? You might have to buy the one that is assembled. And I could have bought just the or Santa could have brought the one that's just assembled. You might need to call Santa. I fucked up. Yeah. Santa might have, yeah, Santa, you should have talked to Santa. I know. Yeah, I replaced my dad and I replaced a speaker in my boat, a subwoofer in my boat. And it's so easy. Everyone was like, oh, yeah, no, it's piece of cake. You guys could just do it because I'm at this floor going like, can I pay you to come to my house and do it? And they're like, no, no, no, we don't have anybody. But it's super easy. It's super easy. You could do it. It took us like four hours. It took us four hours to do it. Somebody help me. And by the way, it was so easy. It's just I don't have the right tools. You got to go. We didn't have the right screws. Sure. Everything went wrong. I think the greatest thing I ever repaired in my entire life is your relationship with your parents. Yes. It took a lot, dude. It took a lot of therapy. I'm sorry, go ahead. Was was there divorce your fault? Is that what you think? Well, that's what I thought for a really long time. That's what I thought for a really long time. But we worked that out. And then you found out you knew it. Yeah. You didn't find out you were right. I think I had an inkling and then I was right. Well, the second the second greatest thing I ever repaired was, do you guys remember I had a tails from the crib pinball machine? Yeah. Uh, yeah, I do. I repaired that. It was fucking crazy. I can't even believe I did it. I had to go on YouTube and watch this like Russian dude and he taught how to do it. It was sick. It's the best. It's I'm glad you're here and that you're enjoying it because I feel like I'm talking about it forever. Well, by the way, I'm never on it. The only time I'm ever on YouTube is when I go, usually it's when I'm at the gym and I'm like, how do I do this exercise properly? Like, I feel like I'm not doing this right. Right. Your boobs are huge. If you need like a 20 year old lesbian who's jacked to show me, yeah, I need a jacked female crossfitter to show me. Uh, by the way, weirded out this very jacked girl that was in the gym because she was I was staring and then she catches me. And then I go I'm so sorry I just think your body looks great. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. My goal is to look exactly like you and she did not take that that well. I'm cutting my dick off. I mean, she was like five. I was like a competition. It was like, Oh, okay. Yeah. Thanks. Oh, I'll give you my doctor's number. No, she was ripped. Yeah. She was rich. You're that guy. How? Why did you think that was? Oh, because you were caught because she caught me staring and I'm like, I didn't want her to think right that I was like, lusting after her. Sure. So you told her her body is incredible. And you want to be I want to wear your skin in a way that not cut it off of you and put it on me. It's I want your what your skin is. But mine to be and was she in any way your body type. Not like you type type. But like she was she a volking little waterfall. No, she she was much leaner than I think I could ever get. Yeah. You've kind of you're on record to saying you think that female crossfit body is the ultimate. The ultimate. The guys are a little too thick with it. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't think I'd ever get lean enough to be a female crossfit to have a female crossfit body. Here's my impression of Adam going to the gym next time where like you scan your car to get through the like the turn sound just like. Can somebody there he is go get him tell him it's not allowed. Dude, I finally started they finally caught me. I finally started to pay at the gym. Why why were you getting about I went about a year. I went about a year. They're like, Hey, we've noticed you've got four sets of air pods and we checked you haven't been paying year and we think maybe you can handle it. Who are you? Yeah, I finally started to pay they they they did get what happened you were going for free because were you there with a trainer initially and then you kind of know I initially went there and I bought like three months and I knew I was going to go to Charleston to shoot right. So I got three months and then when three months ended, I was in Charleston. So then I didn't re up and then when I came back, they were just like, look who's back and they just weighed me through and so the next day that I'm like, Hey, I'm back again. And they're like, All right, keep it up. And then I just kept coming back and never scanned in. And there it was just high fives and like happy to be here. And then I just was like, I guess I'm just like, they're letting me come. And then it went on for almost a year now. And finally, the guy who was like kind of new. Yeah. And but he was a big fan. He was like the guy that was always like, Hey, I, you know, I think he listens to the podcast or he's going to hear that we're talking about. He was the one that that went like, Hey, I noticed that you actually don't have a card on file right now. And I'm like, What's that? And he's like, Yeah, it's been like almost a year that you haven't had a card on file. So I'm going to need that card. And I'm like, and I was just caught and I was like, OK, looks like I'm finally having to do it. And this is a gem that I'm guessing is of two, three, four, hundred a month. What'll be talking? I have no idea. I don't even know what I'm paying. I just gave him the card back to what is the average gym membership. The average gym membership. Yeah. Like what a, what is a 24 hour? I mean, plan of fitness is like $19 a month or something, right? Or $9.99. That's not bad. That's pretty cheap. That's not bad. No, that's, that's the whole thing. Their whole business plan is there's like cheaper jams. And then there's, yeah, yeah, but the plan of fitness and 24 hour fitness, their whole thing is just get them paying because it's an automatic thing on the credit card. And they're never going to come back. But, but they, and then they make it impossible for you to count. Oh, it's, it's the right because I remember a person, there has to be a manager there. There's never a manager there. And then they'll get their most jacked male crossfit manager to intimidate you to not. He'll be like, what if it's just, what if it's just $3? What if it's just $3? Right. Yeah. And you're like, oh, I forgot $3 a month. I might as well. You're going to quit this gym with that body. Okay. Why are you moving? Come on. Believe in yourself. Come on. I'll guilt you into keeping, keeping it alive. Yeah. You say you, you're moving. They go, we've got a location there. And you go, I don't think you do, but next thing you know, it's a gag gift. But then, of course, yeah, there's their equinoxes, which I'm guessing you're probably two or three hundred dollars now. Are there equinoxes in every city? Or is that a, is that an LA thing? New York major Metro, major, major large cities. Yeah. No, but my gym is, it's, it's a, it's a chain, but it's not that huge of a chain. I don't know. Maybe there's 10 locations or something. What do we call that? Is that, what, what do we call a smaller chain? Smaller chain. It's still chain. Yeah. Small chain. But isn't there word like chain to call it? Like it used to be like a franchise, but then it's still franchise. That's a whole different business model. I don't know. Blue spot hole. I do. I don't know. Why? Do why are you asking? Todd? Nothing. I don't think there's any way to even like find out like what is a small chain called that like it? What's a small chain? What determines that? How many locations? Oh, yeah, do 10. Did you hear that crack? Couldn't even hear your, your, your keys jingling, but you heard that crack. I heard that crack. That's that crack. A branch, Todd. A branch, Todd, Todd, you've got to do whatever the fuck you're doing. Isaac. Well, now it's, see this why people donate a branch is just like a arm of a larger. Right. The brand. Dude, so I hurt my shoulder like just now. No, like six weeks ago, five, six weeks ago, at the gym. I think I tore something. Oh, no. Fucking disaster, my guy. I'm going to Curling Job, Orthopedic Center, and if you don't know, that's a good one, and I'm going there next week to find out if I tore something, 'cause I'm doing a celebrity golf tournament in two weeks. - Oh, but, but, you. - I don't think I will be able to. - Adam, I'm warning you now. Did you not see, not see, did you not see, was it Nelly? Who was it? - Job rule, it was some fucking rapper from yesterday year, who just sliced one, 'cause they're spectators, just like pro golfing. They line up spectators along the way, and if you shank it, - It hits that. - You kill somebody. - And somebody just hit somebody the other day. - Really? - Yeah, I guess I'm going to say that. I'm going to say, hey, just so you know, it's very possible that I could murder someone right now. - Job rule, job rule hit a golf ball into a crowd. - Oh my God! - If you say that, then you're financially in the clear, legally in the clear. - Did you got to go on this, hit the link that Todd just put in there? - Well, I definitely want to watch that. But Adam, so, okay, your art, you haven't hurt shoulder plus width. Like, have you, have you golfed at all in recent days? - No, I've golfed, maybe, well, there's no video here. Oh, here's the video. - Oh my God, riding the shins. I golfed, oh Jesus, that was really bad. But people are laughing. People are really having a good time with it. - You have to. - You have to. No, I think I've went about three years ago was the last time and then before that, you're ready. I think I've went maybe eight times in my whole life. - So you're going, you're going to be like terrible. - Yes, I'm going to be terrible. I'm the face, or I guess one of the faces of children's miracle network hospitals now. So children's miracle network hospitals, 180 hospitals from across the country. - You're the face or the people who are the children of the face? - He's the face. - I love it. - Well, I'm like the forward-facing figure that is going to go on. - And the children are forced to shoot. - No, and then I'm just going to go and talk about how I was spent time in a children's hospital and I'll go on talk shows to raise awareness. - Yeah, yeah, but it's great. - Yes, it's cool, but part of it is like they want me to go do this children's hospital-sponsored celebrity golf tournament. - Right. - And now I'm going to have to go do this. - You hit one of these kids. - If you hit one of these kids. - I really don't want to hit one of these kids. - If a kid like lost one eye and then you hit the other eye. - And I would be a bummer. I would not like that. - Wow, dude. - Wait, are the kids, the kids are going to be the ones lined up around you as you hit it off the tee? - I hope not, dude, I've never been. - I don't know. - You're going to hit the break on a wheelchair and a kid's going to go back into an alligator and festive pond. - Did you warn them? - So I think maybe I think maybe I'm going to be paired up with like Drew Bledso. - Sure. - That's cool. - Yeah, and you know he's going to be good. - And Drew Bledso is the guy who was on the Patriots before Tom Brady. - Is that right? - I think so, that's a really good pull. - Oh, yeah, I think that's right. - He was like the man, he was pretty good. He got injured. - That's my bad. I thought you said Drew Breeze. - Drew, no, no, this is a different person. - No, no, no. Yeah, I like hearing him talk. 'Cause now he's just like a cool farmer, right? - Yeah. - And he constantly is the guy who everyone's like, fucking Brady replaced you. He's like, I know. But he seems like he's pretty cool about it now. I'm sure it fucking really bothered him. And now he's like, fucking, what are you going to do? - If you get replaced by a scrub, and that scrub just burns out, and then he sort of replaced you and your career fizzled out, I think that sucks more, then getting replaced by the greatest of all time. - Yeah, exactly. - And then you go, yeah, the greatest of all time took my place. - Yeah, filled my shoes. - And he's the only one that could. - Yeah, he filled my shoes just by the only one that could. - And he's like, oh, I only made a bunch of millions of dollars, and I'm kicking it on a farm now. Like, it could be worse. - And he's doing ace shootouts. - And he seems like the man. - Do you think that Tom Brady kicks him down a little cash, or like hooks him or at least sends him like a Christmas card, or maybe some Christmas card, maybe, I don't know. - It's kind of fucking cool that he got her and Brady replaced him, 'cause there's a chance that Brady never ever plays. - So you're saying he owes him everything. - Well, cool to Tom Brady. - Yeah. - I think it's cool to send him. - Yeah, okay. - No, so I'm saying Brady, do you think he like kicks back a little bit like, hey dude, that's fucking cool. - If I know Brady, there's no way. - No way. - There's no way. - I know when I don't. - And I don't. - And I don't. - But, dude, how about all these backup quarterbacks playing right now? - Okay, I like that. I love hearing these names. - Go off King. - Well, like the dude who stepped in for Green Bay, the other day, Willis, was just on fire. - What was he talking about? - I was waiting for it. - Okay, let's go. - It was like two backup quarterbacks versus each other the other night. And they were both snapping. - I think I'm having a larger reaction. Why is my face so red? Are you guys noticing this? - Are you drinking? - No. - Yeah, but it might be, you got a niacin situation happening? - No niacin. - Yeah, do you have a lot of B12? - Your camera sucks. - No, no, no, this is how my face was. I noticed it this last night. I was like, why am I so red looking? I haven't been on the sun. - Are you nervous? - Well, what did you face wash? - Me nervous to see us again? - Yeah, are you just excited? - I don't think so. I think I might be dying. - No, that's where it might be dying. - Well, what have you used on your face recently? - Just regular, the regular shit I'm always using. - Anything you can tell us, that's changed at all. - Yeah, you look like you've got a VR goggle redness around you. - Is there by chance you've uptaken your load boost to the next level? - Yeah, that's a full bottle of load boost. - Oh, nice. - No, I don't know what's happening. I think it maybe it's just too much holiday spirit. - That could be. - Didn't I tell you guys, I did like a month of the load boost? - Yeah. - You didn't see any difference, but it just felt like really good to take a piss. - You mentioned that. - But I don't see, and maybe that's worth it then, because taking a piss already rocks, but to elevate that experience, that's pretty good. - Oh, yeah. - Do you ever hold your piss in to the point of like, hurting so that when it comes out, it feels way, way, way, way better? - Adam, I don't know what is wrong with your face. That is crazy. - Oh my God. - I'm just asking. - No, no. - All right, I don't. - Okay, I don't. - Okay. - Lisa, we should tell them about our new show. - Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast. 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Do not preserve relationships, you don't need them. You only need one thing, and that's the get worse podcast. Listen, to get worse with Kyle Pru on the IHR Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm doing something very fun for New Year's Eve. I am going to Viva Las Vegas. A gag, you can't believe it. I'm going back for one day. Wow, dude. For one day. Why? Because Nebraska is playing in the bowl game earlier that day. Oh, yeah, Betty. And then all the girls, I'm going with my Nebraska crew, all of our wives, are coming with us later. We're going to the game. They're going to do spa days or meeting up afterwards. Going to do dinner at Carbone Riviera. Okay. Right there at the Bellagio. Okay. And then we're going to go and kick it with Bruno Mars, I think. Yeah. Is Bruno in town? Bruno's in town. He's performing. That's awesome. Okay. Yeah. That's going to be very fun. Vegas. Yeah. It was Bruno Mars at the Super Bowl. Yes. It was Bruno Mars and the Chili Peppers. It was the Bruno Mars and the Chili Peppers. And I am a chili pepper head, you know, there you are. I'm surprised I don't have a, um, Chili Peppers tattoo on my body. It's not too late. It's not too late. Uh, it is. It's way too late. It's way too late. It's way too late. It's way too late. It's way too late to get it. You just patch it out. Yeah. Or I just get the, the, the Indian head that, uh, Anthony Kitas has, like on his chest. He has just like a, yes, absolutely dude. It's too late. You are. Anthony Kitas' body from the under the bridge video when he was running. Get his chest and abs tattoo onto your chest and abs. I like that. I do. Or hear me out. Maybe I get absolutely sculpted just Anthony Kitas' body and then get his same tattoos. Yeah. And then that, that girl who's working out at the gym looks at me and goes, I like your body. I wish I had your body. Oh, yeah. The bitch. Maybe a little reversal. I don't know. Uh, but when we saw Bruno Mars at that Super Bowl, I was shook. I didn't know anything about Bruno Mars. I was like, right. Who's this guy that is, that they're partnering with the chili peppers, the chili peppers are good enough. Right. You just do their own thing. You were a bit offended by that. I was a little offended. I remember you. I remember you. And Bruno Mars fucking blew the lid off that place. I didn't, I didn't expect to be as great as he was as talented as he was. He could do it all, man. He can do it. The fuck all. I remember you guys. And I was very happy where you were, but, uh, which is crazy. You weren't shocked by the electricity coming out. I don't risk the talent to tell ours. I, uh, Adam, I recall that too because that Super Bowl was a blow out and the thing I walked away with as well was that Bruno Mars was a real, a real standup. Oh, yeah. He just moves like James Brown. He's got a hell of a voice. He's just an inner. He's just born to entertain. Yeah. I agree with that. I agree that he can entertain. He has unlimited energy. Unlimited. Unlimited. Yeah. I bet. Possibly, that's cocaine, but fuck it allegedly. I think he's on record, but yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to see him. Allegedly. He's like a fun time. Absolutely. In that little club that we saw, uh, Luis Franzi or whoever, or yeah, that's right. I think that's his name. Yeah. In that little club, you know Bruno Mars is going to bring that fucking house down. I guess I just don't even like one of his songs. What? I want to say that you have to come on, dude. So like, uptown funk is the one, right? That's a classic bagger. It was, I mean, it was good live. No, he's got, he's got, he's got good play. Well, it's one that's really, the one that's really trending lately is his, is his duet with Lady Gaga. Oh, now I'm in. Yeah, that one, you know, I feel free to play it a little bit, Blake, we don't necessarily want to hear you try to sing. I've never heard this song. Come on. That's powerful. That's powerful. That's powerful. I've never heard that song in my life. You've never heard that song? No. Who? I just got goosebumps all over my and Adam's goosebumps and he was ready to bring bumper back. I think after Nio's "You're the Gentleman," I think I just checked out. I was like, it's not going to be "You're the Gentleman." Okay, hold on. That's so weird. That's so weird to me, dude, because you like this type of music. I feel Blake and I like this type of music less than you like this type of music. And yet, Bruno Mars, we're going to find one. We're going to find one. I think therein lies what I'm talking about. Is that there's something undetectable that I'm just like, I don't get down with this. And yet, it permeates the greater population more than most R&B, I would say. And why is that? Yes. And you like, like, you love Nio. Yes, Nio is great. You know what I mean? Maybe the biggest Nio fan, I think, will mention Nio kind of a lot. Constantly. It's a constant in our lives. You've never talked Nio, and they're not. I wish they were. And they're never talking Nio, and they never were talking Nio. You've stood by your love for Nio. It has never waned. But to me, I'm like Bruno Mars laps Nio in every way possible. You're the gentleman. There's so many hits on that album. And I think that you're right. I think that he has become bigger, but I'm just saying he's definitely worse. And I want to know what it is. Okay. What about this song? This is my favorite Bruno Mars song. Are you ready? All right. And then let's play a Nio song. Is this the one with what's his name? Well, it's Anderson Pock as well. Yeah. That's what the Anderson Pock. So Adam, if he plays that at the club, you're going to be having sex with your wives on the floor. That's what's Anderson Pock. Yeah. It just seems like it just seems like it's cosplay. It just seems like, hey, let's do one of those 70 songs. That's all. It doesn't feel natural. I hear what you're saying. He takes, he takes styles. He morphs into certain styles. I hear that. I hear that. I'd rather just throw on like fucking Donnie Hathaway or some shit. And you go, oh, this is, oh, this is real shit. Okay. All right. Nio song. All right. Nio song. Just so I can remember who the fuck Nio is. Do we? Hey, just go to your, the gentleman and go from track to track and you go, oh, that's that's amazing. That's amazing. Keep saying here, the gentleman. And it is a great name of an album. It is a great name of an album. Okay. The track off of Nio's Year of the Gentlemen. Do I need to start it later in the song or no, because I think you'll just know it. It kicks off right away. Okay. Here we go. Go ahead 20 seconds. You guys all know this song. It was a huge hit. Look. I love the. I think I do. Of course you could not miss this song when it came out. Okay. Yes. I'm sorry Bruno Mars, you don't have a song. This good. That is right. That is a good song. Go to the whole album. Go to the next track. We're not. We're not. You can skip this one. Okay. Just a little Justin Timberlakey. It's probably one of the same producers. This might be. Timberlin. Or Burrell. Yes. Okay. You don't want that one. This was on the radio. I don't know this one even a little bit. It sounds like. I don't know that one. No, no, no. That's feel bad. That's worse. That's worse. Then Bruno Mars. Then Bruno Mars. Yeah. Okay. This one has a star by it. So it means it is a radio hit. Here we go. Okay. Who puts the star by it? Let's skip ahead a little. Dursons. Very. It tells a story, guys. Okay. Now, it's very, uh, it's like Michael Jackson adjacent. It's very valid. It's Michael Jackson adjacent of what are you saying? It stands beside Mike. I'm saying. What? What's a better compliment? No, no, no, I'm saying what could be a better compliment than Michael Jackson of Jackson? I know, but you were just dogging on our boy Bruno for sounding like something else. And I'm saying, I didn't say sounding like it. I said imitating is different because even in the, even in the video, they like dressed up 70s style and I was like, oh, I get it. You, you're, you're not just doing you, you're imitating something addressing up like it. It'd be like if we dressed up as the wizards, like we just wouldn't do that. That would be ridiculous. You know what I'm saying? Everyone would go, well, that's weird, that's, that's, that doesn't feel correct. Sure. That's true. When you break it down like that, that doesn't make sense. Misindependent is on this album. Okay. Well, hey, it doesn't stop. I guess what? I mean, maybe Neo's going to pop out and do a surprise guest set with Bruno. I don't know. I'm just excited. Wouldn't that, you guys, you guys went to that club. It's called the pinky ring in the Bellagio. Absolutely. You know that there's, that there's only like 300 people in this club. Anything could happen. Fun, fun, very fun. And by the way, I hope that I'm allowed in with my motley crew of dudes I'm bringing. And by the way, I think Neo does live in Vegas. What's up? So anything's possible. I think Neo does live in Vegas. I think he grew up there. Do you think or do you know? We did Mindy Project together and I was like, um, huge fan. Wait, you know Neo? You know me. I met Neo on set. Yeah. Okay. So then you know Neo. You didn't take a picture with him? He calls me Dersio. What did, would Neo remember you if you ran into Neo based on our interaction for sure? Not. Okay. Okay. So he wasn't there. I've met ludicrous now. Maybe four times and he would have each time it's like he's meeting me for the first time. And he couldn't. What's up guy from Goonies? How are you? Couldn't care less. Yeah. And this isn't a diss to Neo, but I mean ludicrous has a lot on his plate. I feel like he's doing a lot. He's everywhere. Well, I think you guys don't know this. Neo's got a lot on his plate too. I think he has like three or five lives or something crazy. Well, when you make music like that, there's some, there's some situation where he's got like a stable or something pizza pizza ludicrous. I just saw the other day. He's doing Todd trying to find this. He's doing some commercial that I was like, Oh, I didn't realize he's at that phase of his career. Is ludicrous's name, Todd? What's ludicrous? It's Chris. It's Chris. Isn't it? Yeah. It's Chris. Yeah. Chris Bridges. Chris Bridges. Yeah. Does he know Todd Bridges? He's doing some kind of commercial that I was like, Oh, it's like a diabetes commercial or like a, like a, can you imagine the money there is for that? It's not state farm. It's like for a vitamin or something. He pops up on Instagram stuff, but it wasn't like a known brand. Do you know how like every once in a while you'll see like when a star starts to fall a little bit. And then they go from doing like a big state farm campaign, which I think he also has done to then all of a sudden, he's doing some like off. He's like selling coins or something. He's like silver. It's actually worth a lot. Right. It's those weird national commercial, like AA RP commercials. Yeah. It's something like that that I was like, wow, I didn't any. He might not even be at that place in his career. He might just be going, how much you paying me? Yeah, fuck it. Sure. And the pharmaceutical companies, I'm sure they fucking stack it up. I was kind of stoked because I did see him on Instagram free styling. And I was like, oh, it's been a while since I had seen Ludicrous. Ludic, huh? Yeah. We're at. And I was like, hey, he's still got it, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Him and Will Smith still have it. Will Smith. Oh, his album was so good. That was probably my 20, 25 album of the year. Dude, the way kids went after him wrapping on Instagram where the fuck it was, he was like, I mean, he was. He was. He was definitely feeling himself a lot, but they just like ate him a lot. What was the song that was like, I love women, I love women. Like it was like a strange song about the game. Yeah. Well, but Will Smith singing it, it seems like maybe he's having trouble with the divorce. Did they divorce? Mm-hmm. Okay. So apparently the Ludicrous, what the commercial is extended warranty. Right. Yeah. I'm like, what? That warranty cash. That warranty cash, man. Very shaggy damage. Yeah. All right. Endurance, baby. Coming up in the world, somebody over there was just like, we have to get Ludicrous and money is not an object, but we got to get Ludicrous. What if Ludicrous like reached out to them? I mean, maybe. Could be. No. Remember how like, who's Captain Kirk, the old dude? Huh? What's his name? Captain Kirk. You know, Star Trek guy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. What the hell is his name? He went to space with Bezos. Exactly. And then Bezos like didn't want to hear him. Come on. How do we not know this? Remember, did you see that video when they were Shatner? Shatner. Shatner. Shatner. Shatner. Obviously, world famous. It's been working forever. Like, crushes everything he does somehow when, not price line. Was it price line? Yeah. Price line. No, go straight. Price line was like, hey, we would love you to do commercials. And he was like, absolutely not. And they're like, we can't pay you what you want as far as like up front. But we'll give you part of the back end, like a piece. Oh, shit. And he made a zillion dollars, like hundreds of millions price line. Yeah. That's brilliant. What was it for again? Price line, which everybody. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Kind of like the default thing when you plug in fucking. He made hundreds of millions because he got in early on price line. That's brilliant. Do we even hear from price line anymore? No. Yeah. Like has it did it become booking dot com? Like what happened? He stopped negotiating. Yeah. Well, he's super super old now, right? Yeah. William Shatter then went to space with Bezos on that like, and he's like 90, right? Yeah. And he imagined he then came back down. I mean, this is old. It happened a while ago now, maybe a year ago, but he came back down and was like having a moment. And he was trying to talk to Bezos about that. And then Bezos like wasn't listening to him at all. And then Bezos's wife was like popping champagne. Have you seen this video? No. But it's heartbreaking, honestly, because because yeah, because yeah, Chad was like literally crying. He's like, it's when you see the world, right? And it's so far away and you did a little and he's 90 and he's lived a life and he's 90 and he's crying. And Bezos is like, we're going back tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. And he's keeps looking over his shoulder, whereas like wife and Katy Perry are like popping bottles of champagne. And he's like, okay, hang on, hang on, hang on, she got the fuck up. And then he grabs the bottle of champagne and starts spraying it. And then you just see you chatting her like alone with like tears coming down his face. I have you in a moment. It's heartbreaking. Yeah. Bezos's wife. She's a demon on earth, right? It's satan. Yeah. She seems like it. But he might also be a demon. There's not even Mike there, like for sure Bezos, look, I'm not even like Mr. Anti-Billionaire like, but like, you stay on by your bill, yeah, love the best billionaire. You just like, what's going on in Jeff Bezos mind? Like what is the motivator like, oh, dude, going to space. I just don't, I'm like, what's the plan? How are you? I get gifts. What? 10 minutes before Christmas Eve. It's beautiful. I love it. I need it. Fat dads need Amazon. Right. Sure. I'm sure we do. We do. We do. We do. That's our commercial. But the space travel thing like, is that going to be for everybody? Is that what he wants? And then what do you, yeah, I think I love the space travel. Some people hate it. I'm like, yeah, dude, why did we give up? Like trying to travel in space. I think it's sick. I don't think we gave up. Yeah, we did. We kind of did. I think we realized that it's kind of not super valuable. Like I don't think we found anything on the moon that made us go, we got to get back up there and we need to mine for whatever and whatever. Sure. It was pretty boring. Yeah. But imagine what they're saying, like what Elon's crazy ass is saying about like being able to fly around the world in 20 minutes. That's kind of tight. Like just going like, but this is the thing. I think we're forgetting that if you can fly around the world in 20 minutes, it's things just stop mattering. James saying like, you have four air pods. That's crazy. It's science. They essentially don't matter. Like, whereas somebody's like, dude, I got air pods for Christmas. Holy fucking shit. I'm never going to leave. There's just you get to a level where things are so easy that they just don't matter anymore that like, so it doesn't, to travel, I mean, it makes it easier to travel, but also at a certain point, it's like, like music, yeah, but it's sort of the thing of, you just click on any music. You don't really care anymore unless you're black and you buy a CD. Thank you. If you love horses and then all of a sudden you see a car and you're like, well, fuck that. Yeah. Then it won't matter. If you're able to get somewhere faster via the car, but the horse is better and the horse is alive and the horse is yada yada, I love the horse, you know, it's, well, the technology shouldn't unlock things. If we can fly around the world in 20 minutes, then we're going to be able to get further in space. So maybe we could get somewhere that will make life more interesting. I just want to go back to trains and yo-yo's. Oh, this guy had to put together one 3D printer for the guy who like. loves gadgets and loves all this stuff. Suddenly he's like not wanting to travel. I personally, I mean, who knows what it would do to like your bad environment? Maybe it would be the worst thing in the world. But I don't care about the environment. What the hell? I'm just kidding. I guess no. No, I just, part of me is just like, what's the plan? 'Cause like, I think I've even brought this up on here before, but one of these dudes is creating AI. What are we doing? The woman interviewing is like, so what do you think someone in like 10 years, like what's it gonna be in 10 years? And he's like, I can't even imagine what it's gonna be in 10 years. And look, people are gonna be, it's gonna change the world so much that people are gonna think our lives are stupid and that we're here and they're probably gonna be piloting a rocket ship to Mars and think we're pathetic. And it's like in 10 years, no, we're not gonna be doing that. But like, I just wanna hear like the game plan. And maybe they can't give it up, but maybe they also don't know what the fuck they're doing. So they don't, they don't know. - Well, also AI is so confusing. I feel like even the smartest AI people that are working that are making like, they're signing these like 20-year-old kids that are building the AI for like, they're giving them like $100 million or $5 million deal as if they're LeBron James of AI, which they very well could be. They don't even know 'cause the AI is gonna teach itself and then in 10 years from now, we're all working for AI. The craziest part, and I think we've covered this. We'll cover it again. - Yeah, I think Zuckerberg said that no one will have to work. And working will be a luxury that people will want to do. As just a thing to do, you won't have to. And AI is gonna make you so much money. And I'm like, but it can't. It's gonna make the billionaires to trillionaires. And the poor people are still are gonna be extra poor. That's what's gonna happen. - But it won't matter. - I guess there were more billionaires made last year than ever before. And I know inflation, but I guess more billionaires became billionaires last year than ever before. - But what does that mean? How many people is that? 10? How many people became? - I think it was 74. - 74 people on this whole big ass motherfucking planet. That's not a lot of people, dude. - But that's a lot of point, that's the point. - But Blake, that's the point is that like, there's just probably a few thousand billionaires. And there's many billions of people. That's what's crazy. - Yeah. - Wait, was I just gonna fucking, oh, I might be misquoting this, dude, but the Peter teal guy, neo, teal, is that his name, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I don't know, who is that? Is this what he's saying about AI? Where it's like, he's saying that if people want to, AI's gonna become all powerful, all knowing, essentially become God. - No way. - And so whoever wants to stop AI, God, which is what he has a company of. They're the anti-Christ because they're like, trying to prevent God from like coming to earth. And I'm like, hey, man, whoa. - That's what he's saying, don't wanna make it. - Can we get this guy off, off the steering wheel here? - So there's over 3,000 billionaires in the world. That's a lot. Hold in a combined 16.1 trillion dollars. - And what? - Oh my God. - Let me get one billion, guys. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - What can you do, baby? I'm Lexi, you want to wear two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. 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And then you as a one billionaire could give somebody a million and not even notice it. - A million, change their shit up. - Like it's, oh yeah, I know. - It's crazy, bro. - No, hey, math is crazy. - Great, great, that's all, bro. - Well, I feel like shit like that's gonna start happening when like streamers become billionaires. - Yeah, Mr. Beast. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - The Beast mode. - Yeah, Mr. Beast is, right? - Yeah, when just like, I show speed or whatever, when he's just like, okay, I'm a billionaire now, I'm gonna give you 10 million. If this video gets to 10 million likes, I'm giving you 10 million or whatever. That's when the world will end. That's when, that's when the world will just crack open and eat itself. - Truly, that's kind of sick. - Oh, I'm ready. - Truly. - That sounds fun. - You guys, I had, maybe you'll, I can't tell if the jokes are just gonna start popping off or not on this, but yesterday, I'm pulling out of my alley and there's a woman who's like waving, like kind of, gosh, like, weirdly. And I'm like, what's going on? She goes weird waves. - Do you have a, like a red or like a orange cat? And I was like, no, and she was like, someone's cat just got hit. And on the side of the road, dead cat. And I know this cat. I've seen this cat through my backyard and I'm like, I text some other neighbors. I'm like, do you guys have this cat? Who's cat is this? I always see it. I know it. I know it. - Did you kill this cat? - Shut up, bitch! - Hang on, hang on, I find out who's cat is. - You were backing up. - It's this older woman. She's probably in her late 70s. - Oh, I ring the doorbells. - That's rough. - And I go, do you have like the copper-colored cat that you're holding down? And I go, so I just got flagged down by a woman whose socket hit by a car. It's dead. [BLANK_AUDIO] - Waving weirdly, it's weird way. - Her face goes from like nice old lady smile, like oh, some visitor, right? - Yeah. - To gnarled my cat just died. And then I have to like walk her down the block to the end of the alley and then she scoops it up. - Oh. - Old lady style. - With her hands. - Ben's over, picks it up. - Oh. - With her hands. - And just like puts it in with her face. And so I'm sorry. And let me just say this. Let me just prep as this. - The cat is. - What do you mean in her hands, Blake? - What do you think she's gonna show? - Yeah, no, she picked up some devil sticks, Blake. And then she started fucking. - Jesus Christ. - You pick up a bloody nasty dead cat with your hands. - It's your cat. - But it's intestines are coming out of his ass. - No, no, no, no. - I should preface the cat just was dead and probably broken back or whatever. It was just there, nothing crazy. - Okay. - She picks it up. - And you know it's still warm. - Dude, I'm like. - Devastating. - It sounds like the saddest thing of all time. - And then she's like, yeah. - I'm gonna walk back down the alley and I'll handle this and I'm like. - You fucked up. - Just wrecked my day. Oh, I'm sorry, that wrecked your day. - No, no, no. - But you know what I'm saying? - No, but just that kind of like. - As we go through life, you have a day, you do this, you do that, you eat all your kids, you gotta eat too many chips, whatever it is. You just fucking, you're doing this, right? - Very few times in life, do you have like an interaction with a neighbor, you kind of know. - No, fuck eight. - Me chips, fuck. - Right, right. I'm just saying like the ups and downs of life are. - Daddy chips. - I shouldn't have beaten all those chips. - I'm just going to bed or the worst part of a day, sometimes where you're like, yeah, can't believe I've finished those chips. - That's life. - And then you have something to do, like that where you're like, goddamn it. - Oh, that's too bad for her, man. - That's a shitty bummer. - That's, that's a real. - That was her best friend, like in this earth and someone fucking ran over it. - Does she have a husband around or is there another person in her life where she soloed Ella, worst part, worst part of it, he died last year. - Oh, no. - Did she, she didn't let off some like, fuck. Like did you see rage or was just total sadness? - No, Blake, it was just absolute devastation. - And then she's texting me like videos of the cat when it was alive. - You gave her your number? - She has it. - Or she had Emma's and she's sending videos of the cat, like massaging her dog, like fun cat videos. - Is she saying I know you did it? I know you did it. - I know it. - I know you did it, motherfucker. - Yeah. - I will find a way. - Part of me walking away was like, does she think I made up that I saw somebody that somebody flagged me down? So I was giving like extra details. - What if she picked it up and she looked at you and she said. - Right, she goes, let me see your tires. - I know you did it. - I listened to the pod. I know you hate dogs. Let me smell your breath. - But I did give like way more details than. - The truck. - You ate too many chips and killed my cat, didn't you? - No, no, no, no, no, no. - You gotta, you gotta, you gotta kill me, no. - You gotta believe me. - I don't know the code. - You're going to have to kill me. - But just like a fucking, so anyway, I went and got her a cat this morning. - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I just gave her a cat. What? (laughing) - We started using flowers. - No, dude. - I was joking that like, you should just get her another cat. - And there was a cat inside. - Get the exact same cat and get two of them. - I got you two more. - Put them in your backyard. - Oh, that's a good idea. You just get a bunch of cats that look similar and release them in the neighborhood and then she's constantly seeing her cat out and about. - And tick-tock it like, yo, dude. So this is what happened. (laughing) - I'm gonna release 100 cats in her backyard. - She gets like, like and subscribe. - She goes to like an insane asylum because she just loses her shit. - Backfire, smash the like button. - Every cat has a thousand dollars. (laughing) A thousand dollars tied to its collar. - Oh my God. - Each cat has a thousand dollars inside its stomach. - Inside its stomach. - Can you rip it open and get the mic? (laughing) - Any takebacks in the Apologies and epic slams? We didn't cover this but Rob Reiner. - Rob Reiner. - RIP. - God. - And we're late on this side. - And we know what the guess was. - Guess what? - And we're late. - It's never too late. - I'm sure it's gonna be unfold on you. - Still sad. - Still sad. - Unbelievable. - Unreal. - He did you guys ever meet him? I met him a handful of times at the improv. I don't know who, if it was his daughter, a granddaughter, or someone, but Rob Reiner and Carl Reiner would come to the improv to watch a member of their family. I forget who it was. Do, they'd like stand up comedy classes. And they would have like their little graduations where they'd get up and do five minutes. And they came multiple times to watch their great granddaughter who ever was performed. And it was very cute. How supportive the whole family was for this little thing. And they were super nice. - You call the daughter a little thing? - Well, the event. - Yeah, I was like, what's that little thing? And Carl, sorry, Rob specifically, Carl was very, very old at this point. But Rob specifically was just a absolute sweetheart of a guy. - Yeah. - Like would come in with super polite, super nice to all the staff. Everybody was excited that it was there. Yeah, so I mean, it's not like I was-- - It kind of seemed like there was literally zero people who had a bad thing to say about him other than the president. - No. - So that was like, it's just like he was a total hero. - Yeah, let's touch on this for one moment. Trump's post on his thing. - Dude, he's, he's deranged. - I'm gonna come. - Is a window into a mind that you just don't want in charge of anyone's well-being? - Yeah. - What the fuck are we doing here? - And he's our president. - Bizarre world. - It was so scary, dude. I'm like, Jesus, could you even imagine saying that about anyone? - About anyone, anyone who just died. Like even, even is your neighbor who would always like light trash and throw it in your backyard? - It's like a crazy person, who's your neighbor? Who you're like, "I just wish this guy would fucking move or die already, this guy sucks." And then he does die because his psychotic son murders him. - You're still-- - You go, "Whoa!" - Say my God. - And you wouldn't post that. - Yeah. - You wouldn't post that. - It's possible. - You'd be like, "Jesus, you might go, "I'm glad he's not throwing the trash in my yard anymore." That's on fire. - Sure. - But you wouldn't post-- - Trump, any takebacks or apologies, Trump? - Goddamn. - No, that's no. - He would never take back anything ever because he's a true loon. - And since it is January 6th, I would like to have no more takebacks. That's what I'm proposing. - Oh. - We don't take anything back anymore. J-6. - Oh, okay, okay. - You want to speak more on that or-- - I'll just leave it there. Kind of my thing. - The whole Rob Reiner thing though. We have to keep training into our 70s. You're not wrong. - In case we have to fight our children someday. - You're not wrong. - Oh geez, yeah. - Physical health. - Like, I know we talk about mental health and all that. I'm talking about physical health. - You gotta stay strong. - You need to train. - Stay ready, stay ready, dude. - I've been, apparently, he was like a big dude, the kid. Or he wasn't small. - I don't know. Honestly, I have not looked into any aspect of that. It sounded so bad. I just don't, I don't even want to know. - Yeah. - It makes 3,230. - That's like almost a Kyle. - And then, of course, I'm sure that kid smiled at one point in a photo and didn't look like a absolute serial killer psychopath. - Photos are haunting. - I'm sure he smiled in photos before. - But they didn't release a single photo of him looking even remotely normal. - No. - But did you watch any interviews with him? - I haven't watched anything. - My feed got fucking just full. - They're like, ooh, someone was brutally murdered. Cheers will love this. - Yeah. - Exactly. - Feed our boy. - But listen, obviously, murderer, but troubled poor guy fucking-- - What sounded like it. - Not doing well. But you watch him in these interviews and you're just like, oh man, you're pretty disconnected from what people are doing. - Well, from what it looked like, and it looked like, you know, it appeared from what I've looked into. Like, his parents never gave up on him. Like they really, really tried, like they've produced a movie together that was like a story about it. - About a father son and tried that act, yeah. - Yeah, and they just knew it wasn't right, but they never gave up. - Although I did see one moment where I'm pretty sure they were like, so was your dad being in the business and gone a lot, did that affect you as a kid? And I'm pretty sure-- - Is that turn you crazy? - Well, yeah, but this, so yeah, right? So then he just goes, oh no. I think he was being sarcastic, but I don't think Rob picked up on it because he's kind of spectromy seeming, and Rob was like, oh, well, that's good to hear, that's great. And then the interviewer was like, yeah, because sometimes, you know, and he just like looked away like-- - Really fucks it up. - I guess no one knows that I'm being sarcastic here, but like, yeah, obviously him being gone and being a giant star had an effect on me. - Yeah, it's a tragedy. It's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, yeah, I mean, but you know how many celebrities don't have kids that end up murdering them because they were gone a little bit It's only like seven. Yeah, only like seven people. Yeah, so it's an elite list numbers pretty pretty low terrifying very sad and that's another episode Oh, yeah, that was a very sad, sad way to end this one, but okay, so I would like to say to our fans The cruise is coming up. Oh, yeah, here we go on a lighter note. You're very excited about that and it's it's really Right around the corner. It really is I hopped on the scale earlier today and was terrified by what I saw Huh, and I was like man, I gotta I gotta get in shape for this cruise, but then part of me is like do I just let it go let it go Maybe swallow beer's holes. Well, I have the frame Wow to handle the amount of beers. I know I'm gonna be drinking. Yeah, like hey and didn't didn't you guys see that thing Where that dude made like a championship belt for the cruise that he's come and it's dope as hell It's very amazing very cool. It's like Lord of the party. So maybe we'll all be the year of the gentleman of Weight belts the Lord of the party. We might be competing for Lord of the party year to year the gentleman Yeah, so get your tickets at this cruise is important dot com. It's gonna be a blast It's it is gonna be a blast and we look forward to seeing you there Yeah, yeah, and this was another episode up What is this? You already know oh shit, dude place. I don't know. What are we doing? Well this one is pretty good. This slow mom You're not wrong. Nioh's great Song that's a great track. Yeah, that's a really great track