Ep. 276 - Torturing Scam Callers

- This is like when your boy got, when your boy got the munchies in class, like the hot cheeto munchies on the desk. - Oh, you're talking about the snack, the munchies. - Yeah, that's why. - Not the phenomenon. - Yeah, because I also like the weed smoking awesomeness, but it's like when your boy got the munchies on his desk in class, and I'm like, dude, you're eating in class? - Yeah, you're getting red dust under your mouth so much cream cheese on your face. It is so disgusting. - You may ignore all this. - Do you look skinny or no one's talking about it? - Okay. - You look fucking trim. - I literally weigh more. - No, dude. - You look trim. - Yeah, but I weigh more. - You hold it better. - Yeah. - You got taller. I hate this, because he wants something, he did something wrong, what do you need? - I feel manipulative. I mean, I'm tempting to be manipulated, but I'm resisting it. - You're resisting it so well, too. - You look great. - No one is resisting. - You should just the fucking bagel. - You're not allowed to talk until your bagel is done. If you're gonna bring it in the room, you actually don't get to talk until it's done. - Do you guys with performative fucking glasses, trying to manipulate me with my feelings and my body? - I mean, you're trying to manipulate my body. - Okay, first off, first off, I don't think I can take these off again, I was fucking weird. - Tell me what you need from me while you started to swage my body. - I had a thought yesterday, I thought, if slime started taking steroids, will he get stronger than me in a month? - A month? - Like how long? - I think so, yeah. - Eventually, if you take steroids, you're gonna pass me. - It happens pretty quick, man. I don't know how fast. - Maybe a month, 'cause it, well, okay, what do you. - 'Cause a month's crazy. - Is this like, more like better metrics than the gym, or is this, we try, I fight them, I can't, I can't take it. - No, you do like a lift. - You do like a lift. - No, nothing technique-based, 'cause that's what fighting is. Fighting is technique. - Fighting is technique. - If he ran at me, I'd sleep him immediately, like a liviar. 'Cause there's times I would win, there's times he would win. - Really? In the fight? - Yeah. - That's a drug. - What do you think? - What do you think? - What do you think the breakdown is? - Like the percentage, if we fought? - Yeah, like a million simulations, do you win 20% of these? - Like, 900. (laughs) - Is he win 900 out of a million? - 900,000 out of a million. - 900,000, you win 90% of the time. - No, no, no, no. - 800. - 80% of the time. - 80% of the time. - 80% of the time. - 80% of the time. - No, 190,000. - 890,000? - 890,000. - 890,000. - With no training or anything like that. - No, I think, well, okay, I think it's a straight boxing match. Obviously, you sleep me. But a fight's different. - Fight is different. - I'm dirty. - He is dirty. - He is fucking dirty. - I'm dirty. - He's dirty. - You two are in the boxing ring and he's doing the sand. - Yeah. - He's saying the broken sand. - I'm a guy. - I'm stuck on the shoe. - I'm learning so much about what Krav Maga is. - Krav Maga is dirty. - It's a dirty fighting style invented by the idea. - It's anything you have to do. - It's genuinely an Israeli fighting style. Do you guys, do you not know this? - It's the Israeli. - I have no idea. - Do you look it up? - I think I've just heard the phrase Krav Maga my whole life. I'm like, yeah, that's, I don't know what that is. - I would hear a lot in middle school. People at my school saying, yeah, I'm learning Krav Maga. So I can register my hands as weapons. - Sure. - That's a lot of stuff like that a lot in middle school. - Yeah, it's just, it's a specifically nasty one. Yeah, see, it's, it's totally Israeli. And they do a lot of like. - That's my podcast. - They do a lot of like, you know, nuts and iPokes and like dirty, dirty shit. - Wait, that's war. - They got this? Where are we giving them four billion? - They got Krav Maga. - They got it. - They got it. - That's why I think in the fight is different. - Yeah, 'cause you, you know, you would. - 'Cause I use nasty techniques. - But it is Israeli with fear of raw. - Maybe. - Maybe you got a little Israeli with it. - A little fucking problem. - People always get drunk and fight at the parties. They get a little Israeli too fast. - Yeah, we get a little Israeli. And then the chewy rep we invited over gets real weird. - Yeah. - So is it chewy like the, the bars I ate when I was a kid? - Yeah. - Or is it something else? - No, chewy is dog treat. - That's what you were gonna say. - Should we like the online food ordering? - Yes. - So people were saying, I found it in his real. - I found it in his real. - I'm never feeding my dog chewy again. I'm like, there's chocolate chips in it. I was like confused. (laughing) - That's like good. - That's a quaker oat brand I think. - Yeah. - That's a quaker. - That's a quaker. - It was crazy as I ordered shit from chewy, like the pet one. And I still thought we were talking about the Grinnell bar. - Really thought it was the same thing. - Like I thought we were talking about the Grinnell bar first. - And that's brand recognition. So for anyone who's not on their phone all the time, these two like, these two glasses now. - You have glasses now. - Yeah. - And these two wine moms have a podcast where they laughed at a Charlie Kirk joke that said, fuck, gone, dig up Charlie Kirk. We don't do it again. And they laughed at it. And then someone gets mad online and they're like, they tagged your sponsors like, yo, chewy and cash-app. Are you gonna let these fucking, these women? - Sorry. - Sorry. - That's a chocolate chip chain. - Oh fuck. (laughing) - It was so funny to see 'cause I'm looking at this. I'm like, we've said way worse. We've said way, they laughed at a tweet. They just laughed at it. We've said way worse shit. So I'm like, you know, so it compels me to say something like, you want to be the military guy and you want to have them sleep in their bed. - I don't even want them to sleep in their bed. I just think it's like, it's crazy that they get this crazy 'cause I think their podcast sucks. I've seen clips of it. They do it on Zoom. I don't care. There's no effort. I don't know what you were doing before the podcast. (laughing) - Sure, before we do it before the podcast. - So slime gets a call and he answers it immediately and he goes, who is this? And I always know what's happening. When he says that with that tone, he's getting a telemarketer call. So he steps out of the room and I kind of just hear him muttering in the other room. I think he even laughed at one point. I think I heard Joy mixed in with like the kind of anger and then he comes back in, he's holding his phone with like a sense of glee. And he goes, dude, the Indian telemarketer number, it's always the same number, but you can call back and get a different guy and tell him to kill himself every time you call. And he called again. And he was like, hello? They said whatever. They said to him and he was like, what if you killed yourself tonight instead? It was just hung up. And he was like, see? (laughing) - I know, 'cause that time, so I didn't-- (laughing) - I did the first time. - I did the first time. - That's what you were doing before. - Were you getting coffee? - Yeah. - I was saying money to all my friends. - I was occasionally saying, where are they? (laughing) - Okay, so I did this the first time, 'cause I get spam calls. The reason why I was pissed, 'cause I got like five in like a minute. It was like relentless. And I'm like, okay, this is annoying. - From the same number. - No, it's from different spoofed numbers. So it's really annoying. And so I go, and I pick up the first one and I tell them to kill themselves and they hang up on the media. I'm like, yeah, that's fair. - Fair play. - I call them back. It's a different guy. He starts doing the spiel. And he's also saying all the things. Like they have my information on records. So he's like, they're thinking I'm someone who missed the call and is like interested in talking. So they go through all the spiel. And then I say, yeah, that's all in good. What if you went home and killed yourself tonight? And the guy got really mad at me. And he started saying, how about you fucking go kill yourself tonight? And I'm like, why would I do that? You don't want to call me? I'm not doing what you call me. - That's what I can hear from the other rumors. You keep going, you called me. - And it's this guy. And he's an Indian guy. But he's like doing a pretty good American accent. But it bleeds through because he's getting mad. - Yeah. - So it's this cool, like hybrid accent. And he's just saying, you're fucking pathetic, bro. You're fucking scum. And he's like, I was like, what did you put a gun in your mouth and blew your head off? He's like, well, you couldn't blow your head off. Because you have no brains. (laughing) (cheering) - And we just started shouting at each other more until he finally hangs up. And that's when I went to Nick. And I was like, dude, there's this game in the world. - There's a game in the world. of your joy to someone else. - Yes, that makes you happy. - I mean, that guy, he put up a fight 'cause usually he's just hang up, and so it's cool like connect with that guy. - I feel like I, I feel like we can be friends now. - Yeah, insane interaction where I was speaking with an Indian man who, you know, is, again, putting on a pretty amazing American accent, all things considered. And it was like a bill collection thing. And I'm calling to like pay the bill. And I looked it up, it was real. But he needed some sort of certification from our company to prove that I'm the right guy. And I'm like, can you explain what this is about? When the charge took place, I'm asking these details and it's like, I can't give this to you unless you verify yourself. And I'm like, I'm trying to pay you. I've given you like three phone numbers, like this address of like these are the, this is the information of the company. I know we missed this payment back then. Let me pay it. And he's like, I can't do it unless we match up the thing and verify it. I'm like, okay, I just won't pay you then. I just won't pay you the money. - It's not enough. option. Sorry. And we just kept circling this thing of like, you're the one who contacted me. You want the money. Let me do the thing. Yeah, I mean, I just have the opposite problem and so I'll, you know, I'll bite at them. And dude, I said it to this one guy. It's just, I just do it because it's like, you know, you're fucking bothering me. You're taking my information that you got somehow. I get to say this crazy thing to you. That's my logic. It's actually kind of a beautiful microcosm of our personalities, the way we handle us, the m calls, because you call them on purpose. He answers earnestly thinking there might be a real conversation to be had with someone. I don't pick up the phone ever. I usually don't make sense. He doesn't even know where his phone is. No, I, I ignore, I ignore and I get him a lot and it's really bad. This fucking, I don't know this year, I feel like it's worse than ever. Also political texts insane. Oh, I get so many political texts. I got one for a very local election. And I ended up, I was really mad because he basically knew my address. And so I was like, I was upset that I'm getting spam texts based on where I actually live. And so I, I looked him up and I found his couple of numbers. But this guy, it's an AI ad. Hey, Anthony, this is blank. And I'm running for this local thing. It's gilsus Nernos and he lied. And he's like, there's this like thing that's going on. Light refreshments provided. Can you make it? I said, and there's all this information. I said, nice AI poster, bro. What would it take for you to kill yourself tonight? And then I said, actually, this is down the street. I'm going to this to ask you this question myself. Yes. Yes. Cause it's like, reply, yes, stars. Yes. And then so I end up, I end up emailing the guy because his email is in there. And I said, okay, hold on. It's me. I'm the guy you texted today. I'm pretty sure I did say that. I'm wondering what it would take for you to talk to yourself. He didn't get back to me. Uh, find it. Yeah. It's so funny. Cause it's like you, I said, hey, turns out your text blasts. Your on solicited messages to my direct personal phone has disclosed a cool meeting tomorrow that is very close to me. I will be attending to ask you how you got my number three year campaign. In addition to your willingness to use AI and these materials, I do not care about anything else. Only these two things. I can expand for a long time now. Based on my home location, I would love to know how you as well got my information. Please prepare accordingly, or I will be very upset. Oh my god. Dude, you're really arrested. Dude, you're going to be a, how did you get my information guys? Already. He's like the old man, the old man, how did you get my information? So anyway, I end up fucking looking this guy up and a lot of his information is already like online, which is cool. So I, so, so I find this, this number and it's an iPhone because it's blue. And I said, hello, is this blank for blank and says, this is his wife. How can I help you? No way you handle this is very important. No. I said, your husband's campaign set me a text blast based on my home address, phone number, personal information. In return, I found his address and apparently his wife's number. I requested that he disclose how he got my personal information for the purpose of his campaign, but he's not replied. Sad face. She said, I'll send your note to him and have him reach out how to explain it. What is your name? Thanks. I said, he has it. Won't bother you again. Thanks for passing along the message. He said, God, it have a good day. Did he follow up? He did. He called me back and he left a message guy and pick up because it's a fucking random number. And he left a message explaining that it's comes from these unbelievable. This was like a lot. This was like a month ago. It's unbelievable that like we just wouldn't have found this out. Yeah. And I said, can I tell them about the one thing I know about this is something that happened passively not at some point. He'd be operating at a time. At some point during all this, he beat it without dying. Anyway, the guy he lives in a message explaining that because I'm a registered voter in California, all this is kind of up for grabs and this information is available. And that was sufficient enough. And so when the election did come, I voted against him. Did he win or lose? I don't know. Let me actually see. Check if he won or lost. I thought you're gonna say for him. This is private. Because on the on would you would you if that guy was Republican? I don't know if he is or isn't. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, Democrat, Democrat. Yeah, yeah. Would you have voted Republican just to vote against him? Let me see. Because it's such a local like like thing. There's a man of the huge rack. Oh, is it one of those local positions where they don't have like parties? A area one. Let him let him cut. Oh my God. He lost in a landslide. Well, he that that's him. Well, I think the electorate all kind of I think it's because it's because thousands of people like you probably did the same exact normal thing. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Interesting. The guy doing the most predatory campaigning. Yeah, really, really turned people off. That is a landslide. Anyway, his wife, your condolences. So it's funny because like when you when you talk about the voting on the premium episode, it's like there's a bunch of shit you don't know about. It's like judges and all this stuff. The last 15's all fucking do you want to keep this judge seated? Yeah. And usually I'll just I'll like if it says D, I'll usually just do it because it's like, well, it's not our right, which is kind of a cowardly thing to do with the judge part doesn't tell you. No, I didn't use you pull a rock bot. I didn't use rock bot. I skipped. Skipping is the ethical thing to do. Rock bot. Tell me about this judge. And what do you do want to do? What do you want from me? Rock bot. I'll vote with you. But it was funny because this came up. All by the way, I can't vote for the mayor, which I didn't know. I wasn't allowed. Oh, yeah. Why technically not city of LA? Oh, is that interesting? So I voted for her, dude. I got you. You got her and she said I love the way you hand the fires bitch. This thing goes up and I'm doing my voting and all this stuff. Things I know about things I looked up or whatever. And then this guy pops up and I'm like, the guy and I say, nope, bang. I feel so good. And I contributed to the landslide of his loss. What's wrong? Why the long face? I don't have any clothes. Yeah. Oh my god. I just sort of put that together. Yeah. Buddy. Wait a minute. I have a solution. This is actually so convenient. Dude, I fucking ran out. Yeah. This happens a lot. Put this on, dude. I can just put this. Are you giving? These are closed. These are these are chubby shorts and I want you to put them on. I think you're going to really like the way they fit. 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And use a picture of this guy wearing chubby with a coffee tainted nuts. But it doesn't even. It's not even. It's so dry. They are. They actually are dry and use a profile picture of him. Send messages to friends and family and tell them to watch out this year. And don't also don't look up any pictures. He's been in with other people because you might go down a rabbit hole that might be a little scary. Let's get back to the episode. Are you a lot of go to a voting room? Because usually very quite a fair. And then just yell like vote no on gale sisteros. Vote no on gale sister a lot. He lied. He lied. He lied. Like can you can you can you can you sway? I don't think so. I was against the law. Aren't you like not a lot because you can't polling sites like that. You can't. like the sturmour tamper with someone coding something voting. Yeah, we count outside. Yeah, where does the right public is like, you could be like, I don't know the name, you can't do yourself. Like, yeah, I should have vote gills of snares because he likes all those people. Oh, fuck what I'm just, I'm just talking out loud. Do not ask a person to vote for or again, do not display and candidate's name, image or logo. All right, there's, there seems to be a lot of fucking rules. I bet it doesn't say even where the guy you're voting for on your hat's shirt sign button or sticker. Me rocking up in my gills, it never forget gills the snares lied t-shirt. Yeah, I can't do that. What was it? What was it when we lived in Diamond Bar lying, Ming Ming? Oh my god, bro. We got crazy about it. Yeah, I can't remember what it is. I'm not even making that up. It's probably almost exactly what it said. Someone in the discord had said, on the podcast, y'all have made multiple references to gils as narrows who seems to be emotionally unknown congressmen of no real relevance. Well, what is the joke with him? And then I replied, I said, we usually get spam texted about how he lied. We don't know about what. I'll say, he's a liar. I know we have a lie. We know one thing. That's a fact. And we're all against that. As a group. It wouldn't have put up so many signs if he didn't fucking lie. Yeah, I mean, he should probably have him on. I didn't know his name. You remember when we were getting the visas for China? And we called kill. I was worried not kill because we have different lifetimes. We all live in different lifetimes. But did we use someone who has, but we did make a call. And I called my areas rep to try and get my visa escalated because it was worried about it not clearing on time. And they end up helping out with it. And I got a letter from him, like a couple months later, from like my rep, who's like, so happy we could help out with this, like, you know, thanks for contacting us. And I, so I've hung on to his name in my head. And I've paid more attention to this than I normally would. And then he's running for election this year. And I'm looking at this guy's platform. And like a scandal he had, and I was like, and I voted for his, the other, the other person, even though he helped you out. So I guess nothing fucking matters. I was like, I'm sorry, man. I'm betraying you. Oh, sorry. Why are you embezzling some money? So I don't like you anymore. What the fuck? What the fuck? I forget. Was it nasty? Was it a nasty scandal? Probably a mild scandal. I do, I thought it was guy who was scamming me, or it's not scamming me, spamming me. I was like, I have the weird power to basically call this guy a pedophile if I want him. Yeah, well, that's a crime. It was right. All I'm a pedophile? Which is why I didn't do it. Why is it a crime to call the pedophile? Because, well, you can't. No, wait, I could start laying out charges. New defamation. Defamation. Is it? I could charge you all for defamation. No. Shit the fuck up. What are we talking about? Almost, it's almost the textbook definition of libel. Like, you could teach like a freshman class. Like, yeah, libel is like when you basically make up a lie about someone just near them, and you did it through malice. This would be before the question was heard. Before they add in some details to make the question a little tricky. This would be the first one to ask. And also, it also would be like a story that would be like, this would never happen. There's no way there'd be a guy who got so mad at a text that he went on to a podcast to call this guy a pedophile. Salia has 17 burgers. I'm like, why? In the courtroom the prosecution is like exhibit A. It's a comedy compilations video of all the fucking times. You've talked about the fucking guy. And the professor's like, well, it did, did, did happen. I was like, there was a guy. You think so, but, okay, listen, it would be like, what if I said, it could be reasonably believed, huh? Is it a lie? It would know, it's not a lie. There is a reasonable chance much like anyone on the planet that this man could be a pedophile. - No, yeah. - What are you talking about? That's not a lie. That's not slander. - I don't think it's a fair statement to say. - It is true. He could technically, statistically, be a pedophile. - What if he said that? - You post up signs everywhere. What if I did that? Technically, could be a pedophile. - I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let's give him some grace. Maybe he's a non-offending pedophile. Maybe he hasn't even, what if I did that? Technically, statistically, this guy for election is a, could be a non-offending pedophile. - He could be. - Yeah. - But we don't know. - We don't know. That says that too. - I don't know. - And then it's a picture of you holding your certificate. (laughing) - And I got checked out. (laughing) - I would, I would think it would depend on the interpretation of the implication, 'cause there's an implication that you saying this means he's more likely, 'cause this is true of anyone that. - It is. - You can say it about anyone. - But he's using his name specifically. - I would say, to picture a slime like guarding a bunch of children. - From a being like Godzilla-sized version of Joseph Nero. (laughing) - Yeah, it says, "Reasonably could be assumed to statistically be a non-offending pedophile." - In case. - Cama, but we don't know. Cama, and then I'm sure. (laughing) I think this doesn't play. - I don't think so. (laughing) - I don't think so. - And I think this holds up in a core hypothesis, a hypothetical exercise. - No, a hypothetical exercise. - This is actually doing it, but I would think, I would think of a hypothetical. - I would think no, and I would think part of the problem is if you were to do that, right? Let's say on the big platform. And then people who follow you were to say, "Well, I think Joseph Nero is just a pedophile." Then that would show the damages of the statement. - But the damages, that is up to, like if a common cow of a person sees me saying a reasonable argument about statistics and the possibility of something, then that's on them. - I don't know, it's your job to make sure that it's interpreted correctly. If it's interpreted in a way that the cow comes. - Okay, out of that, what is it about this? - A sign. And I'm guarding the children. And I have like a, I have like a Gears of War armor on. - Yeah. - 'Cause I wanna look cool and I have a chainsaw gun and a sword also, but it's at my hilt. - Of course. - And I'm guarding the kids, right? And then the text, and let's say, this person who's up for election and he's staying there, he's like mecha Godzilla, but he's a pedophile. - It looks like one. - No, actually, he doesn't. - He's just after the kid. - You don't know what. - Tell me, can you tell me how mecha Godzilla would look like a pedophile? - No, he says, he's just mecha Godzilla, he's after the kids, something, right? - I would think he's gonna eat them. - And the thing says, statistically it is likely that this person is not a pedophile. - That's right. - Kama, I can statistically be pretty sure of that. - And then it's mecha. - And then it says a lot on button, never a hundred percent. - However, we can never be sure. - You can never be sure. - How about that? - I think that'd be better. - That'd be better. - Well, there's something you have to prove here. It would be actual malice. - Malice. - But I'm playing this guy's name pretty much. - Well, it would, it would, and then I think your track record doesn't help you. - Okay, that's fair. - 'Cause I'd find you over the years, being like Gilles de Sneros is a liar. He lied, he's a liar, he lied. - That's what detects that. - And then the next statement is not a hundred percent. - Full of her. - Gilles is not, but we know that's a fact. - That is a fact. I see what you're saying, but I want to make it clear. That's a fact. - I'm just like it. - It could be interpreted that you think he's a liar and so you're doing some judgment on him. - I mean, you chat him. - What if it's okay, it's a billboard and it says Gilles de Sneros is a non-offender. And that's all it says, and it's slime. And he's sitting there, and he's shrugging, and there's a school bus in the back, and there's Gilles, and some thug, some thug goes up to the billboard and spray paints the word pedophile. - After you're kidding me. - Non-offender. - God forbid. - I would hate it. - And grammatically, it doesn't even make sense. Non-offender pedophile. That's not even how you say that. But someone who's spray, I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I literally spray paint applied after the application of the billboard. - I didn't do it. - And then you know when you know did it. - Go it up. - You think I'm friends with that? - I went. - I need to, I don't know, for cost money, I need to run. - Off getting thugs out of our city. - So no one, you know did it, then yeah, I can't be used. - And they put a fun mustache on me, too. They put like a spray painted fun mustache. They put a penis in Gilles de Sneros's mouth. - Probably did it. - And it nickled me. - And Mr. Gilles de Sneros. - And it nickled me. - And it nickled me. - Yeah, it nickled me. - And it nickled me. - Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. - It feels like you got off a little easier this thing. - Like that's all-- - Well, that's just like being most twer-er-ly mustache on me. - It was humiliating, really. - It's kinda unkempt, and I'm looking at him like, "I'm not unkempt, I shave them." And it's like, it's like, it's like 50/50 of like, who got the penis and who got the mustache? It could've been either. - Yeah, yeah. - And this happens to be the guy who lets - Room the billboard to the right of the words, but that wasn't for 81 to come. - Bill it in. - Nick, can I ask you a question? - Nutrile graffiti. - Called "Curning" in the sun. - This is your billboard, right? - Pay for, yeah. - Pay for my bill. - Oh, quickly, are you cleaning up? - Oh, dude. - Let's see the thing is, I'm out there next day, myself fucking bucket and scrubbing. - You wouldn't believe what, you would not believe what happened the next morning. - That's how I'm a thug in the middle of that case. - You wouldn't fucking believe it, bro. - No, you wouldn't fucking believe it, bro. - You wouldn't fucking do that, bro. - Do you clean it again the next day? Are you up back out there? - I just don't know. if that's where my time is best spent. - 'Cause it's already proven not to do it every single day when it will run to people. - If you just spray the rate on the ants, they don't handle that. - I do worry. I feel like we might be doing a lot of work for Gill's ups right now. - Oh wow. - Is he still in power? - Gill's his narrows. - This is a politician that is small enough that this will absolutely make it back to him. - Okay, and we talk about this. - Son might be the big one. - If we talk about Nancy Pelosi on this show, it's not making it, sir. - I'll say this, bro. Despite the smear against him, he got elected in 2025. He is a 31st congressional district representative for California. - You're the Gill staffer. - If you're the 22 year old Gill staff are listening to this right now, it's not about him. - He's a member of the Democratic Party. He served under the Secretary of Defense for personal and readiness in the Biden administration. So he gave us COVID. - Yeah. - And there, he deals on the team. - Think of a lie. - What a lie about Republican, a Republican theme. - Is that what you're talking about? - Yeah, he does signs. - Planted those signs in this section of the podcast in our minds all those years ago and now we're doing a Republican campaign. - And all through you. - He was defeated by young Kim. You remember young Kim? - I do remember young Kim. - There's a lot of signs for young Kim. - Young Kim never gave up. - Wait, wasn't, didn't young Kim also had a scandal according to the signs? - Young Kim had a huge scandal. She's a South Korean-American politician. She's a member of the Republican Party, obviously, 'cause her district includes the Northern parts of Orange County, which is huge Republican. If you guys didn't know. - I'm young Kim and I'll never lie. - It doesn't look like a very strong case. The OC register is all over the place. - Oh my God, sexual harassment allegations against the scenarios withdrawn in 2018. That's before he moved there. - Oh wow. - Yeah. - I think that might be separate from what he lied about 'cause I don't think we were even in the area. - This is other shit. - Yeah. - This is other shit, man. He's a complex dude with a complex history. And I don't know who spray painted that billboard? - Gill. - Gill. - Well, I mean, Gill. It's not a thing. - And my heart aches for you, Gill. That somebody would put that billboard out. It's not right. - I wonder if this, you seem like it okay. - This may lie thing was about this thing from way back. Like Gill lied and it was about this thing from 2018. - All I know. - Is this what Gill lied about? - All I know is that he lied and that you guys are gonna be in jail. - I'm gonna be in jail. - Oh yeah, he's gonna be behind bars. - I'm not gonna be in jail, I didn't do it. I didn't even have anything to do with the billboard and the behind bars. - I took out a little bit of insurance on the billboard before the spray painting happened, Epstein. - That's right. I saw that picture too. - That's your economy. - Yes, that's right. - I had two people tell me that was like a top post on LSF. - Yeah, they love Atreoc. I was like, which I don't like. - Atreoc subreddit, which I don't like. This is the closest I've been to canning the podcast has seen the LSF. - They love, they love you guys over there. And let me tell you, bro, tell me why election night. I'm talking to my lemonade center. I go, yeah, they're minor attractive persons. And whole chat, whole chat, bunch of fucking nobody's start question marking me. So then I had to go, dude, non-offending, obviously. But like why are you giving me grief? - I'm just first hearing of this. - Are you saying it? - You guys are all giving me grief here. They're non-offending. - We gotta separate the politics from their past guys. They know what they're talking about. - There's no pasts. - And the material is strong. - No, there's no pasts. - Because you're not being more clear. - There's no pasts or no present, but you know, non-offending is a constant non-off. - There could be a future. - There could always be a future. - Like Gil, we have no, it's. - Mitter, unclear. - Mitter, so popped off. Go, it's going crazy. - Very bad. - There you go. - Yeah. - The fucking liberal podcasted well. - You know what, you better work. - Wow, that's sick, dude. That's so fucking cool. - If that episode didn't pop off then you don't have a show. - Yeah. - Keep jacking off. - Yeah, I'm jacking off. - Just a little meat. - Keep fucking jacking off. - My little meat got so big when the, after the midterms. - Yeah. - I mean, it's so big. - The blue wave did well. - Did you had a cadence just now when you're like, tell me why on election night, or remind of me of, you know that Bobby Big Balls clip? All right, tell me, tell me why I had a dream last night that the guy from Breaking Bad, the mean guy. - He said something really sexual, right? - Yeah, I'm Mike from Breaking Bad. - Yeah, tell me why I'm Mike from Breaking Bad. Tell me why I was in my dream, and tell me why I was sucking me off. (laughing) And tell me why when I woke up, I had a bone or so big that I went and had to go jack off. Tell me why. (laughing) And he's like playing Falco at 3-8-8-8. (laughing) - Have you seen his 20-minute rant on up smash out of shield? - Yes. - It's really funny. - So good. - Just reaching the end of his rope. - Someone asked him in chat, like Bobby, what do you think of Falco up smash? And he just goes into this rant. That's like, I can't even imagine, I can't even imagine answering what you do. I can't even imagine caring about what the fuck you just said. Like, let me try. What do you think about Falco up smash? Oh, it's pretty good. Like, that's what I could say. I could say that to you. And I just don't, I have it in me. To give a shit about what you just said to me. He goes on for 20 more minutes. - Everyone's got slime in them, bro. - Yeah, streamers are on edge nowadays. I've been noticing a little bit of tension in the streaming world. - Everyone's a little bit on it. - What's that about? - I don't know, man. - I think it was streamer you. - Streamer you? - I think it gave everyone the wrong idea about what this is all about. - 'Cause what is it all about? - 'Cause you're all about like numbers and like you gotta get your numbers up and you should fucking quit, right? - My streamers are too loud. - Streaming is about having the dopest emotes and watching Northern line until about 2 p.m when he gets off. - What, so that's what streaming's about? - That's what streaming is about. - That's what streaming's all about. - That don't even make any fucking sense. - What? - And it also would grant the thought of is what streaming is about. - And the new grandfather auto games come out. - The thought of is gonna revitalize streaming game. - We roll play. - 'Cause there's nothing better when a new game comes out than to watch someone play it for you. - And Kai's washed up asses. Like yo, Chad get in here. I'm playing right now. - Don't say that. - Don't say that. - I'll fucking say that. - Set it. Anyoppress to McDonald's by a teenager. He didn't back down. - Yeah, yeah. Kai went into the McDonald's. - Yeah. - That was crazy. - He's like, you can't say that. He's like, that's what they're saying. (laughing) - Kai went to TikTok. - That's what they said. - The kid who works in McDonald's Kai comes up. You have to ask him a crazy question and then he comes inside. It's like, best day of my fucking life. - He's like the best day and all you got to do is be like, what? - Yeah. - Whatever time he says, bro. - He's like, I work in McDonald's. What are you doing? - Every time he's like, you can't say that. It's like, they said that. I just said that. I'm just wondering. (laughing) I'm no key to just wondering. - Oh man, that was the worst way to handle that. (laughing) In the world, maybe. Is to go inside the McDonald's and start talking to all the employees and scold them for doing that. Can you do? - I can't do. - So you guys fucking hate Kai, you hate fucking gills and snares. - No, I love Kai. - You just said that he watched. - Hey. - You love your dad. - Yeah. - Love your dad. - You do it with everything your dad ever said. - What do you do? (laughing) - I'm not even on the reference back. (laughing) - It doesn't have to be. - It's like my dad. (laughing) - And I couldn't have done this. Fuck, guys. I couldn't have done this. So I can't sit up. - That's not maybe the fucking way, Lowe. - I don't understand that reference. - You don't? It's a dual outside edge. - It's a dual outside edge. - It's like a really mad. - Talking about Obama to like a question, he was asking. - He's a real good-a-air question about Obama. - Yeah. (laughing) - So you're not tapped into politics, I guess. - Do you guys are too tapped in? - I'm trying to get less tapped. - Where some tapped in, I found the fucking, where am I, the guys who harass me lives. I'll say this. If someone spam texts you to your personal phone, and it says some bullshit, you get to say whatever you want about them. - I'm sorry. - Don't leave that. - Some people in the comments pop off about these stories. They say you don't get to. They say you don't get to do that. - I think getting it to your personal phone is like, it's like that's my phone, you know? That's just how, that's the way. - That's your phone, like they walked in your bedroom. - That's a game theory, 'cause it's the same screen. - 'Cause the phone is in the bedroom. - It's the same screen that my best friend can message me. And say, "Hey, I love you, bro." And either it buzzes and it's that, or it's a guy talking about Gilsis Neuro. - So you're mad about the bad buzzes. - You want only good buzzes? - I want the buzzes that I consent to. - Do you think the way you behave gets you closer to only good buzzes? - Maybe. - Or do you have to believe. - I have to believe. - Interesting. - I have to believe that, eventually, they're gonna take me off these lists. - Yeah, this guy's like, - I don't think I've only got him off the fucking list. He's gonna kill us. - It doesn't go, it's not like Casinos working together to like ban card counters. These guys don't communicate with each other. - Yeah. - It's just the next office over. - Your number's just out there. - I don't care. - All numbers are out there. 'Cause can you just text every number? - I mean, yeah. (laughing) - Well, we fucking, yes. - Yeah, you can. - And you know what? - I will. - And we have to text every number. - And I think we have to start now. - Yes, well, you can get clouded to do. - It's clouded, text every number. - I bet you could unironically convince it to text every number in the world. - Text every number cloud. No, I don't think cloud can text. - Yeah, you can. - Cloud can text. - Cloud can text. - Where's the Mario and Elden ring? He can text. - No, but he can't text. - No, we can't. - Hey, don't fucking, he could, if you've got him clouded to do. - He is an access to a web browser. He can open up a Google phone and he can use it. - I don't think cloud can text. - Are you daft? - You get clouded text. - I think you're a daft nun. - I think you're a daft. (laughing) - You can give cloud your number to text off of but cloud can text. - Bro, if I go to see, I say buddy, and he calls me the emperor. That's why I've asked him to call me because he goes, yes, emperor, I need you to send a text to my mom. Here's her phone number. Set up a Google phone or however you best see fit to do this. Now I give him some money. You give him a Starbucks gift card. - And he is a daft nun. - He replies, he says no, I can't do it. You know what happens? - He says I can't do it. - You'll come like four days later. It'll be like, so I accidentally swatted your mom. You're right. I shouldn't have done that. You're right. That's me being lazy. I put up a billboard to commiserate it. But, unfortunately, some thugs graffiti unfortunately was vandalized. Quads swatted my mom's point of sex. Here's a link of how to remove vandalism from a billboard. [laughing] Gills swatted his own mom with claw? [laughing] Why would you trust a man like that? [laughing] So you fucking be legend as all the row. Can you beat "Ocarina of Time" already? Yeah, I got dying. Yeah, I got dying. Yeah, I played that game. It came out when I was eight years old. All right, I had a lot of time in the chamber. And so, yeah, I got the game and I sat down over two days and just one shot it without dying. And I was like, that's kind of funny. It's not hard. It's just loud. You see Cloud got that on PC already. Cloud got that on PC. It was something Nintendo bit. PC day one. What are you gonna do, pussy, Nintendo bitch? No, it's like a fake one, right? Oh, they're doing it. That was like a real, it's like the actual game. I mean, yeah. I mean, I wouldn't trust the places to download the game. Sure. But the people who have ripped it are playing it on PC. You guys, have you guys beat that game? Yeah. Never, I've never beat it. I've played-- No, never, never. You never beat "Ocarina of Time"? No, but I fucking remember that shit, like my penis hand because I was doing it on M2AF yesterday where we were playing it. And Alex, he got kicked and shy about playing. I don't know what to do, bro. And I was coming back to me. It's amazing how much of that game has stays in there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You go this way. Yeah. I mean, I would like play it every year until I was 30. And I would just finish it. And it's funny because when I was playing the remake, I had an internal route. I was like, I gotta go here and do all this stuff. And it was just like a-- I was like, I was like, loud. Are you playing it like a, like, wow, almost? Like, this is the quest line I want to take in this order. I want to do it this way. Guys, my job is a disaster. Why? Your life's a disaster. But why is your job a disaster also? Well, you know, you guys know I've been helping manage the Gilsa Seneros political team. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, billboards have just been popping up all over LA. They've been all over. And I'm trying-- I'm filled with ambiguous things about what he has or hasn't done. Apparently, well, they tried to put up a pretty nice billboard. But apparently a bunch of thugs came in and started to hear kids. They started to defile the billboard. And I'm trying to get messaging out to my team so we can get these billboards from the awful. But some of my team works on Slack. Some of my team uses their cell phone. Some of my team uses Discord. And I can't get all of them to congregate. What do you want me to buy? I got good news for you, bro. Today's a better involve getting a billboard down. Brought to you by Quo. So QUO, the smarter way to run your business communications. You don't know Quo's the number one rated business phone system. What do you do? Buddy, it connects you. Calls, texts, messages on one shared number. Everyone sees a full thread making replies, fasters and customers. You'll see all one place. It's all one place. You get voicemails, transcripts, contact details, all live. One clean view. More than 90,000 businesses use it, including young Kim. Because I need to get young Kim. 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The question I've been thinking about you, you asked this last week. Cause me and Nick tried wow for the first time. And he asked, what's the last single player game you finished? And I've been thinking about that. And I think I don't know. That's crazy. I don't know the answer. Pretty crazy. It's weird. I ended up with y'all, y'all locked. I do think y'all gang. I need Aiden to play Dark Souls 1. Here's my plan. Blind. I bought and installed Eldon Ring. Cause this is what you picked. You picked. I want to change it, I think. He won't finish it. Obviously not. It's not about finishing. Aiden does this thing that frustrates me. Bless his heart. You can't sidebar. And it's a sidebar. Sidebar. Cause you wanted to eat a bagel on the podcast. And you still have cream cheese on your face, by the way. I can't hear them right now. I can't hear them. So I'm engaging with what's in front of me. I like the monkey that's hanging on the set. You guys can't see it. I feel like he does a thing where he will for a single player game specifically. He will engage with it. Very clean feet. He'll kind of touch it and like look at it and be like. I don't really understand. Yes. And then just dip. And I think that's what I don't think that's what he's doing. I do think he's going at it very aloof. Like an idiot would, you know, like a genuine idiot would go for like four security for the first time. I watched these guys play. Wow. That it's funny. Cause like they load in a derotary. He's an orc. He's a female troll. And I'm like, I've seen this place a lot. And I know this place. Wonder what they're talking about. And I'm watching. You're back in. And I'm watching you guys play it. And like Nick is as dumb as Aiden, right? Yes. But I'm not like. I don't care. Okay. There's a there's a whimsy to this. And I'm trying really hard to just tell them like, here's how the game kind of works. Please go. You'll say I'm actually slightly smarter than Aiden because despite having classic mode on, I still pick the apples faster. You also put classic mode on. So he hasn't had it. And he's like, what apples and I'm like, bro, I already have seven. They're cactus apples. I think I think Aiden just has to have the drive to care. There was a moment hard to make him care about anything. Nick takes his level four orc and he's like kind of just running around. And across the water, there's like some cool pillars and fish people. And he's like, oh, and he just walked over there and almost died. He almost got his head cut off. And then I got another member saved me and then he typed run in chat and I was like, thank you. And I'm watching him. I'm saying anything. It's like watching my kid like come home from school being like, he made a friend. Yeah. You know, I don't want to influence this, but like Nick engaged with the heart of the game. Right. And Aiden said, where is the enhanced best path to travel to play tonight? Aiden did was he just left the computer for an hour and is on in discord. His troll was just standing there in Durotar and I was like, okay, you know, it's not as you leave the computer for an hour, but I was like, it felt like, well, someone is playing the game. Wait, you, this is this is an interesting perspective. It's an interesting perspective. It's an interesting perspective because I can understand that I did, no, I, I did leave for three minutes, but you left, you left when Nick was AFK for longer than I was. He was AFK for longer than I was longer than you were too. I played for longer than I also didn't like that, but I came back and kept playing. But he was a really long time. Yeah. Which was, I also didn't like that. I will say that. But he found the fish people and he said fish people and he tried to fucking, did you find the fish people? Fucking punch him. No, I found the castle. So I joined, I joined, I joined a party of guys and we fought these, these guys in a castle together and I got items with them. How do you feel about it? What was the castle? I liked when we were fighting things together. It was nice. What was the castle? Yeah, what was the castle called? Oh, he's talking about, um, it's just ruins the ruins. Yeah. I did that too. I went to the main, like, the first city you get to and then I ran over to someone that was. I've been world warcraft. Well, here's a game fucking stuff. He's being sensitive about it because while, while forever, it's coming out. Yeah, that's a guard key. That's it. Yeah, that's where it was. Dipper knows all the shit in the back of his backpack. Okay, both this place. I need help. If someone can just DM me. I don't care who it is. I, I did the quest where you go into the castle and you kill the guy at the end and you get the key. Yeah. And I did not get the quest check, but I got the item. Excuse me? How? How did I kill it? Because I was in a party of guys. They added me. Yeah. And I got, I, we killed the last guy. I dropped the key. But then in my quest, it doesn't say I did it. Someone helped me. If you figured out, I can't figure it out. I'm pissed off. Y'all are so funny. I'm pissed off. Y'all are so funny. Y'all are so funny. Because Nick tried to be misted. Eat it. Dude. Dick Riders. Everywhere. I could, I go. My name. Mistah. Last name. Eat it. Of course. Haken. Can you do? And I'm like, ah, you know, it's possible that this is like a someone thought of this first. So I tried. Mistah. Eat it. Which I would say is like, maybe what someone would try before. Mistah. Not Haken. Who watches the pod? Cook. Mistah. Eat it. Yeah. This is one of the, this court is a man game. Sniped it from under your nose. Oh, really? Yes. Yeah. There's probably a little bit of that. A little bit of that. You're dumping around. Why are you so fucked with World Warcraft? Because fuck that shit, bro. He's trying to get in front of it. How about you fucking work on skills in real life. You're trying to work on your fucking cooking and World Warcraft. How about you bake something? You know what I mean? Oh, oh, oh. I'm like. I can't talk to me like that. He came, you know how he never used a slack? He came into slack to dissuade people from play. Wow. That's how concerned he is. Union Busting? They started fucking installing wow on all the computers in the office. Because he'll be broke rank. Dude, shake download it. Dude. I wish you would download a fucking how to do a pull up guide. Oh, you know what I mean? I wish you would download Premiere Pro. Yeah, because you don't use it long enough. It actually uninstalled. Yes. Shoulder probably. Their bodies are withering in front of me. I remember. We're at beyond the summit the first time I ever saw Dan really really mad because someone in the accounting office was just playing it at work I remember that yep. He just was a very chill place. It's like it wasn't out Out of mind to like play some video games that work sometimes, but Dan specifically is like we don't fucking do and I was like whoa Dan nowadays, he couldn't run that shit. Oh, he's too fucking at mogul moves. He don't get to that shit Yes, I'll fucking tell him I'll tell him I'll fucking hold a gun to Alicia's head and I'll say boot it up Do it. See what happens to happens and then Gil come behind me and he'll help me squeeze the trigger slowly Say breathe out while you squeeze I'm gonna go killer. I was fucking knew you were killer Think that when we try to last week, I keep thinking about it. We tried it that evening. You know the exact sentence you said after playing Yeah, you say I'm not hooked on that. I'm not hooked on it, but now you say you keep thinking about it. I keep thinking about it World of Warcraft has a lot of I was telling these guys this it's like I I kind of pushed them to start or control because you Starting a place called Duratar, which is probably one of like the worst starting zones in my opinion It's ugly the quest aren't that fun. It's not interesting And it's like if you get through that you really do like the game and I kind of wanted to see that you were like my little puppets Because you could have started something else and it probably would have been more fun But we'll see there's also deep world. Warcraft also has a lot of checks along the way that make you quit Which is like dacillus like mid 30s fucking sucks the quest in there's all these places that stop you in the game because it's like You know sometimes it's friction and if you keep going you really like it But you're not even close to that. I'm at level seven Depend that's great bro, but look that's great. I mean, it's pathetic. I don't think it's your level zero You're loser. I'm at level seven and fucking real life bro, and you're never gonna hit You're never gonna hit that. It's not very high That's the things. That's why I gotta keep fucking grinding back. You think you're only level seven after all you've accomplished. What am I? Each million subscribers is one level Bang and I'm trying to get to a hundred not even that level one. I'm not I'm not even a lot of most people aren't Art counts were all at about level 0.5. We're half way. You don't even play a while No, I was watching these guys play it. You're not even playing so it's you're like me. He wants to wait You're on the fucking peloton. You're biking. I'm not playing well because you see all these dweeb's play Well, I'm not playing well because it would probably be too much time I don't want to do that but so yeah, I'll help on the bike. We're the same now we're biking guys and I you're trying to make You don't about my way. You get superstar. I make one joke by your way. Call you skinny. I literally said the up to him That's the joke. No, I think I was being so I was being so I'm way more than I weighed last like The room and you look brave shut up about it. I don't need to just think about it What you fucking says are me then if you fucking think of the sexy what I'm you Scissor didn't on the way that damn bagel shop he's crazy. He's scissored me on the bike. I did not scissor This fucking sucks. Wow, we were riding the bike that you say some shit like that you ride the bike You scissor and I like that and then you're coming. You come in your coffee shop in Angela who works there said oh my god Were you to just scissoring because she because there was a stain on the pants on the camo pants There's a scissor stain. The scissor stain. There's a scissor stain. Yeah, it's everywhere. It's fucking dripping everywhere Hands you a rag dude. I went I went to Florida for a smash wedding I went to cobalt cobalt and Kelly's wedding. That's right and there was so many like old school melee players there and they had a setup So did you run the setup or what? I did not this was a not a wedding. I could run the setup at that. That's funny He wasn't even the best player to his own table Pro I was I was the fifth I think I was the fifth best player at my table. Who was your table? Who was the hitters at your table Kyle Crudeau Panda Deskid Boogie. This is tough and maybe pie from Florida who plays Davis Wow I'm not sure how I stack up against him panda, huh? Yeah shower for this one, huh? He looked sharp. He did. Yeah, me and him were hanging out. We sat next to each other during the ceremony There was a I felt like I don't Wedding was lovely. I don't like Florida or like Florida, man Orlando or Lando is in a front tick off No, some people like Florida. That's a thing. Or Lando. Or Lando is a place that I don't they should exist. Brian F He's afraid of plain. He loves it. That's like a guy who loves Florida. He's just trapped. He's literally a little trapped He can't be my grandparents. Old people don't count Peter's parents. We talk about young people. They love book over town Well, if you're young and you love Florida sound off and explain why because I've been there and it feels weird It's it's it's it was all the worst parts of Phoenix, Arizona and then and then but there's some amusement parks around Also, the air is way different. I think the air is the air is heavier. There's an ass hold up. I get why people like Florida Oh, it's yeah, you're right man. It's awesome taking an 11 minute drive to something that you should be able to walk to intent. Tell me this Florida I'll tell you this Florida right now. Okay, imagine Disneyland Nothing gay about it. Oh Straight straight straight. They got straight. They got straight Disney over in Florida. Is Disney World? Is the straight one? You want to see a craze that the zipper. How many Disney lands fit inside of Disney world? You don't you don't got many Mickey running a Everyone guess how many Disney lands to how many Disney lands fit inside of Disney World. The fucker. It's six. I I don't know. I don't know. That's not fair. You date. It's probably a number that's the price. Oh, you're married. You're married to Queen Disney Hit me with the answer. Disney World. So next time you try to talk shit on Florida, you remember that 51 Disneyland's fit inside that damned is Unbelieveable It's a city that's a jot Disney World is a city a lot of time you bring up some dumb facts and shit on it. That's a jaw It's a fucking jaw dropper that no one knows And I dropped six and I thought I was really sitting pretty. Yeah, yeah, I was like six is big Two and a half. Have you put it in the Disneyland? It's huge. Disney World, you know, the Disneyland Yeah, the comparison you're huge. That's insane 51 And they're all and they got gators in the water. They are gators in the water. That's anything gay there Do you guys know that political ad for the one of the senators? I think in Forget where but it's like the the incumbent senators like you pick another protein because beef is expensive And they came out with this political attitude a bunch of normal people and this guy throws some some Beef on the grill and he's like pick another pick another protein. She had I'd rather pick another senator and it sounds just like Alex And he kind of looks like Alex do And I was thinking about it. I was thinking about every day. It's just such a funny Stim that's how we got political. We got blister sippy out of it. They should have just dude They should have just had Alex in those fucking those Carolina ads, bro He would have killed someone who's gonna take advantage of him from marketing one day Some I don't know who not me. Someone will Dude, do you see Mokey's head shots? Oh my god. That's fucking gorgeous. What what happened to him? He looks like a twilight character Mokey tweeted I mean people are people are like posted them with the caption like when you bus, but she keeps sucking And it's just him with like glowing eyes. Yeah, look at this shit. Oh my god. Yeah, looks good. He does look like he's in twilight. I know I got sharp eyes collar on collar with the middle with the middle part. So his hair is also a collar. Yeah Good shit, Moke. That's a good beard right there You look amazing. Yeah, he got he got I don't know how he did and then it's his twitter profile And then his bio just says five six at Shopify rebels He keeps it all up front. Yeah, he says no secrets. No secrets with with Mokey We're fucking we're sitting down. You know, we're doing the the speeches in the dinner and we're outside this like beautiful venue and what but we are next to the street uh and Cobalt's dad gets up to give a speech is he bald and he is not bald. He's not bald Which is interesting because cobalt cobalt cobalt cobalt bald, but then cobalt's brother who's older, head full hair So tough don't look unlawable horrible curse in this world. But the cobalt looked great. I'm sure it's awesome for guy Because because you know what because Uh, literally, he's like he's gonna cobalt's wedding. How old is that guy and then we we were talking about how old he is I'm like, I think he's younger than me, bro. Yeah, and then logo. He was like he went bald so early It's true Yeah, like 43 yeah, he's like but yeah, he's 33. He's like the same time Anthony didn't know No, he was way bothered not. He was well, but he also started playing so young He started playing as a boy. It's so it's just like cobalt here tuning in to hear us talk about his wife Well, you're the one who went I asked how many family members are bald sounds like he got this low roll But he also got a beautiful wedding. He might have rolled love, but he did have a beautiful way and a genius fox Even had a they had they had some little melee bits in their house because they I think they met at a tournament and About like I'll I'll stay with you even if you main Luigi for the rest of your life. That's good. It's cute ripped ripped with the crowd. Of course Dude, yeah, everyone's nodding their head. 'Cause it was like, it was like 50% melee players, so. - That's cool. - So many pulled up, that Kobo's dad is making his speech and he gets started and he, you know, he's a few lines in and then some person like squeals by in a car and like right outside the venue and just screams the hard art. Like at the wedding. Like, and go ahead, sell me this Florida. (laughing) - And I think that's part of the national. - Out walks Rhonda Santas. (laughing) - He goes, I have an objection. - It's a summon sign for Rhonda Santas. - By the way, did you hear what I said in the car? - Giddle, come on out, say it again. (laughing) - Giddle, come on out, say it was Giddle, say it was Giddle. - Florida. - Well, it's kinda spread the way he tries spread the campaign as well. - Everybody, like, it's sitting closer to the road. Like, clearly has heard what has happened. It's like kind of stonlocked. Like, what just happened? - That's terrible. - But, 'cause Kobo's dad is doing his speech and he's like further into the venue. He clearly didn't hear what had happened. So, he's like, he stops. And then he's like, yeah, what that guy said. (laughing) - Oh my God. - He said, bro. (laughing) - Dude. - Oh my God. - And then we were like talking about it after the wedding, everybody was like, he said this. We all heard that, right? Like, we were like, - Did anyone tell this old man? - This poor old man. - Oh man, anybody told him that. - I mean, it's the funniest thing you could say that. (laughing) You should know what he said. (laughing) - God. Yeah, I remember this feeling like this at Ben's wedding, 'cause it happened. Like, we're getting older people getting married. But like, you get reserved to the gamer table. - Yeah. - And it's like, everyone who plays melee, you're all your melee friends, they end up here. But it's funny when the disbursement is so big, it's like, you know, more than one gamer table. - Yeah, I think what helped is like, they're both melee players. - Yeah. - So it's like, so much of their social life is built up around it. And then, you know, that they have a setup at the wedding and then wizzy and dis kid run doubles for about an hour and a half. - Did you wear tux? - Yeah. He looked sharp. - Oh. - I talked to him. - Did he bring a switch to and did he play all-cranet time while I was there? - Did not do that. - Pretty good. - Let's go. (laughing) - Did you take the train while you were there? - The train? - Yes. - What do you mean the train? - The train. - The fucking one at MCO. The one you take between like terminals? - Yeah, that was great. - Oh no, they added the fucking beautiful train in Florida. - I don't think, oh, you mean that train? - Yeah. - No, I didn't. - Is it a sexual thing? - I wasn't going to say it, so I don't get lost. - Yeah, I was running train at the wedding. - You run them damn train? - There was a view panda, Kyle Crudeau running train with each other. - Honored child. - They built a beautiful train in Florida. - Okay. - The train worth the admiring train. - What's so beautiful about it? - It's like a train. - For the train. - Like, it's a train that we want here. Like, we talk about train from Malay. - Well, what cities does the train run through? - Train runs through Orlando, Miami. - It's like a YouTube video of someone riding it. - I wasn't going to another city. - Okay, I forgot. - I'm sorry for asking. - I'm running from left to right. - Why would I be on the fucking train? - My bad, my bad person. - It's called Bright Line. - Yeah, it's called Bright Line. - Right. - That's the top one's fun, doesn't matter. - That's Palm Beach station to look in the middle. - You were in Orlando, and I asked if you took the fucking train in Orlando, and I'm a weirdo for that. - Yeah, yeah, I mean, you were a little weird for that. - I just want to know where it goes from. - It's a lie. - It's a lie. - It goes from Miami to Orlando, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's pretty small though, right? - I had a few of that. - 'Cause what you really need to learn for. - Can you put it inside the train? - It's across the damn state. There's this road called Alligator Alley that I'd drove on once, and it just goes from the west side, all the way to the east side of the peninsula. - Wait, Miami to Orlando's far. - This is a good, this is a good, this is a good use of train. - Good, it's not a good use of train. - Well, before being honest, it's not doing the best. - No. - Performing as well as they wanted to. - I mean, it looks nice. - It looks like a good, that's what I'm saying. I want this in LA. - It's crazy to say that like to go somewhere and be like, wow, this, like LA has a better city layout than this place, which is insane to say. - It doesn't. - It does. - It actually does. - Wrong. - Ow. - Dude, it's just, we went to like Wawa one morning and we had to go to a Whole Foods that if you were walking like straight there, it would take 10 minutes easily. Like if sidewalks existed, they don't have sidewalks there. Nobody walks, and then because there's so many like huge streets, all the streets are like four lanes wide. So we had to drive to the Whole Foods instead and that drive took 11 minutes. It was insane. I was like, you keep taking turns away from it and we got on to two highways to get to the Whole Foods that was a 10 minute walk away. - That's fucking beautiful. - Red is gonna play with his little hole. They're gonna play with your hole. - I was by hole. - You're gonna get Gabe. - Red is gonna play with your little hole. - Or lay it up here. - LA Influencer. Thanks LA is LA, but he hates dogs and coffee shops. So you're gonna have to be confused and reckon with that. - I understand. - No, you just have to have to have more. - Anything do with me this time. - I think sidewalk should exist. - I like sidewalk. - Do you think they, I got sidewalks in Uppsala? - Yeah, I would argue it's mostly sidewalk. - Oh. - It was a bad, is this Swedish place? - It was a bad, it was a great, it was a very bad place. - My bad. - I love you. - 'Cause all their cities are so old that there was horses and shit. - Yeah. - Well, that's why they're in the horses. - They had the horses. - Also had horses. - No, we had never had any horses here. - Maybe not out there. - Out west section, I don't know if we have any horses out west. - I grew up in a damn equestrian town. - We had horses. - We had horses all over the city. Horses everywhere. - We had horses, but civilization was mostly big, the big old cities with the horses in there. And that's why the streets are so damn narrow. - So I've been making replicates of the staff of healing. This is actually not the original. - Dude, no way. - You thought it was the original. - It is the original. And you can't make replicates of it because that is crap. - No, because I use my hands and I craft, using my spirit. And I've made working replicates of the staff of healing. - How much? - How much? - What I'm interested in. - This is not for sale. - I need sale. - I want the sale of healing for my family. - I'm wondering on selling each one at about $550 but I will not accept cash. - You don't accept cash. - What do you want? - What do you want to accept cash? And I haven't solved this a card. - Yeah. - What am I supposed to do with that? - Oh, you can use square for businesses like yours. - I would love to get my hand on the staff. - How do you even get the staff? - I'm just saying, I only like to spend money at businesses of square. And I like it. - Listen, I can take his card and I could sell the staffs for $550 and you won't even need it. - And I heard this as a random fact. - I'm still a consumer but businesses using square are 36 more on average, percent more as a percentage. - And 70% of invoices get paid within a day of being sent on square. - I'm just, again, I'm just a consumer. - That's your money, that's fast money. And that is the power of the staff and the hands of the American people. I do want to give it to everyone I can. - Oh! - Oh no. - If you're starting to notice that you're running one that goes through square helps to sell. Manage in a row and I'm slowing down. - Right now you can get 200 dollars off square. - Square.com/go/yard. - That's g-u-u-a-r-e.com/e-o/yard. - Run your business smarter with square. - Yeah, it started today. - Don't be like Aiden. He's weak, he's fickle, and he doesn't use square. - I'm a flush liberal. I love to spend money on things. - Oh fuck, I kill you. - Wait, it's organic, that's cool. I'll buy it. What the fuck and worst day of my fucking life is today? - Why? - You got high as fucking play the awkwardness time with me. - You know what the fuck? - And then you played fiddle mid. - Was it scary? - Worst day of my fucking life? - That, I feel like that might be the bad part of it. - I fucking, I had to wake up at 7.30. I had to do photo shoot. - Who's in my hometown? - Who's scheduled the. - I scheduled it. - You scheduled it. - I scheduled it because I wanted to watch the Patriots play and I wanted to watch Worlds. - I see. - And then the Patriots lost by like 30 points in the most humiliating defeat of the fucking year. - Wow. - That's awesome. - And then T1 got fucking curb stomped. - First time they lost to Chinese team at Best of Five. - Yeah, ever. - The one has witch players? - Baker. - That's the Baker team. - Baker. - So that's a big deal. - They're out? - They're out. - Baker. - They got curb stomped by a Chinese team. - They got BLG. - Really, really. - Happens. - And then I fucking took a nap and then I woke up and then Nick was like. - Got a bit about it. - Was like, "Hey, I got a crazy idea for you." - And then. - It's me. It's you. - I was the first. - I was the first. - I was the first. - I thought you wouldn't wanna do it. - That's nice. - But he would wanna do it. - And now I find out I'm the second fucking big. (laughing) - I'm not fucking sick. - I just don't kinda honored 'cause. - Is he okay to be second pig? (laughing) - Were you on there too? - No, I'm third pig. - He was the guy who was gonna call it right after. - Thank fuck you. - I'm gonna call it third. - Why don't you need a third? What is this? - Third pig. - We just, I'm not kidding. We sat down here. We turned all the lights off. We turned on TV and then we. (singing) - And we went, "What a vibe." Imagine a third. - Really? - Yeah, we were just like, this is too special. We should share it. - Could I ask? Could I maybe, maybe a question to my friends who are so honest and their feedback with me. I really wanna buy. - I really wanna buy. - Oh my God. - I really wanna buy the game. I really wanna buy that game. But I feel like I need to finish. I feel guilty because I haven't finished. - Breath of the wild. (laughing) - No, it doesn't matter. - Am I allowed to buy it? - Yeah. - Dude, you're allowed to do whatever you want. - I think it's funny here that you haven't played and completed occupying a time original, if that's true. - Yeah, I mean. - It's funny that you haven't beaten that one. Breath of the wild's kind of irrelevant to whether or not you play this. - It's burned in 60 bucks. - Yeah. - It's just burn it. - It's also a bunch of money. - Don't even buy the game. Just burn the money. - Don't buy the game. - Is it 80 bucks? - Burn the audio door so you can play for 20 minutes and play that. - I already did Elden ring for you in a bit. - Dude, if you like it, play it. - You're just not gonna beat it. pass goma is that guy who's in the jail cell still there while his mom plays it. By the way, you guys know about that. Oh, I heard about that. It was the thing we joked about, but then it's actually happening. I don't trust gimmicks. I think that's a whole gimmick. No, I don't think she has to beat. I think she just has to. It was just recent. All right. Yeah, I think she just has to beat the tree. So he's out. Probably not everyone beats an event. He's rotting. But an ochre at time is funny because you play it again. You're like, it's a simple game. It's simple and it's old. I remember well, I was playing it this weekend. I was just like dude, Elden Ring fucking rocks. That's all I kept thinking. I was like, this is nice. It's like nostalgic. It's cool. It's so much detail. This is a great remake. It's just doing what it needs to do. But I just kept thinking about how good Elden Ring is. It is good, but you don't get Elden Ring without ochre at time. Exactly. So you're good. You should get that game because it's like a simple childlike game that's not as long and shit and Zelda's good. It's good for you. Good for child. It's good for you. You'll like it. It's a beatable game for a guy like you. I genuinely, and I mean, this is full fucking sincerity. Don't think he can get through high roll castle without getting caught by the guards. It's different now. I don't think he can do it. A lot of washing out because he got caught by the guards. I mean, I got caught, but I can get through. I'm saying he's not going to get through. It's fine. It's fine. It's like, I can take this. I'm not a one player gamer and you're never going to hit 16K. And it's just and we have different straight. He's fine. That's literally. Do you guys want a sidebar? Because I don't think I should be involved in this. Because the sidebar, you have, you have opinions. You should be involved. I don't know. I don't know. You have nothing to add. You feel like you have something to add. I think it's a challenge. It's a challenge that many are built to conquer and many aren't like Valkyrie, like Valkyrie. She's a gamer. She's a gamer. She's a gamer. She's a gamer. Capital G gamer, bro. Let's fucking go. A gamer. A gamer who got there. And yeah, her stats can be counted on one hand. But she's got there. She died of the full belt a lot. So what? I fucking hit 14K. I'm going to hit 16. 16 is easy, dude. It's not a hard game. You just poured a lot of hours into it. Right. You are like six games away. I just, but I get there so easy. Right. Well, you keep saying right like that. No, it's because I, you're right about that. You're six games away if you win six in a row. Which I'll do, bro. How about this? A wager may have a wager. A wager over the term. What's what's a time limit for him to have a wager has a time limit and a wager. Oh, so you're just I have a 16K bet with Lazy Ray and Squeaks and we had to hit it before the end of the year. And I'm just going to hit it. Who's done it? Ray just did it, which is why I was talking about it. Squeaks did it like week two. For sure. Yeah. Squeaks to it. It was face at level 10, but he did it like the second week after we made the bet. That's good. And, but it's a lot harder for everyone else because everyone's new to the game. New is a funny, funny word. You could just say bad. No, but like new like relative in hours for sure. Everybody was new at the beginning of this. I think to give them credit. Okay. Yeah, I didn't, I didn't, I never played a damn game. And then I never played CSGO. So, so when buy you need to do it and the year you said? Yeah, no, the year. Yeah. Don't like the rank resets or something? No, no, that's just our turn to the end of the damn year. Just our bet terms. 16Ks. Can you pick a date for the league thing? I want to watch that. And then you owe me fucking five thousand down the air. The Donald Trump is not going to die. No, bro. I actually already owe it to you. And I'm, and I'm just going to, and I'm just going to profit. I'm just going to probably, and I'm with your money, I'm going to go to fucking polymarket. And I'm going to put it on Trump fucking croaking. Oh, shit. That's smart as fuck. Why should I get some of the VIG? Maybe depends what the odds are. They're good. That is hell of smart. Yeah. So that's, that's my, that's, I'm just going to hit it though. But bro, pick a league day. I want to watch that more. Well, they're league. Yeah, you don't care. I got to do CS2. I can't do a league and CS2. We open, we open next year with a little league. You buy the flights to Europe and or Korea. I'd be happy with either. As a gift, as a gift to your friend. How about was a gift you pay for their flights? I absolutely. Business. Not economy. Of course. Son of a bitch. I just use all my points for business class flight. I'm out. Delta Diamond. I was a fucking hero on that plane. How? You're a hero? You walked up to me. He said a lot of week. He said, yeah, he goes, looks like you already pre-ordered the food. Thank you for doing that. And I went, yeah, I want to try the Japanese meal. Anyway, great choice. By the way, thank you for being Delta Diamond. Really an honor serving you today. This is crazy. Your life is crazy. I know. I know. You're right. You're a work for this hour for this. You scoop him. He goes, he goes, thank you. He goes, he goes. That's listed under the Delta Diamond perks. Thank you for that. Dude, if you're if you're Delta platinum, you try to scoop the flight attendant. He will strike you. And then and then the pod comes on and he goes, ladies and gentlemen, C2A, we have a Delta Diamond member. You're behind the wing. Please clap the poor people behind the wing. Oh my god, there's there's a Delta. They put a biscoff down by your seat like sacrament. They're not their head. I still remember this day in like 2014. I through Verizon ordered a new phone and I you upgrade your phone and you get a basically of what feels like a free one because you're on Verizon for two more years or whatever. And the guy was like walking me through it and he's like, so which one do you want to pick? And I'm like, this one and this one. And he's like, at the end, he's like, okay, Anthony, you're all done. Congratulations on your new phone. And I was like, thank you. And I felt so weird. I feel I still think about how weird I felt because I like sincerely thank them. And then I hung up. I was like, what the fuck? Why did I thank him for this? This is how watch guys are. Congratulations on your new piece. You're going to it's going to live a long life with you. You'll pass it down. It's a really, really great choice. You mean your timepiece is yours now. Yeah. So congratulations. So funny to do that with a phone because it's just like within a fucking two years, it's just beat up. And it's just a way. Just like any bro, you got to get a case. Oh, dude, I like the way I use case and screen protector. It's not even a case thing. Bro, it stops working. It gets slower. They they mean to do this. Those fucking pedophiles. And a bit on deep big steps. I don't know if you can. I don't know if you can fix it. I have baseball cards. That's cool. That's cool, man. When do you animate show? Hey, bro, I was thinking about that. It's going to happen for sure. I mean, do you want to meet him? Yes, of course. What do you mean still? What are you fucking talking about after the playoffs? Fucking kill yourself, dude. He fucking did fine, bro. It's he was injured as well. He had a bicep tear. It was like knee his hurt as well as a pack was hurting. I didn't realize he makes johns like that. It wasn't where his baseball shoes. So we have the shoes. The two world series got like four MVP. Oh, about his team. It's the team's tall too. That's not him. Yeah. Yeah, the team didn't do that. Fucking great either. It's a fat fat as Max Muncie. Yeah, heaving around the base. Max Muncie actually, she's for the home play. He'll get there. Johnny really probably the best player in the playoffs. We're going to need you to get off the CPAP this summer. Max, what's on CPAP? What is this? What do you guys call it? Max Muncie. Baseball is the only sport you could like be one of the best of the world. It looked like that. Have you seen darts? No, darts is different. That's not a sport. You know it's different. Darts. You can love. I'm saying there's many sports. That's a lot. We're seeing cornhole. You know, that's what darts is called. Yeah, bowling. Gavin Kent. That's like it. Gavin. Have you seen darts? Just like, have you seen League of Legends? It's like, yeah, dude. Max Muncie has like the most postseason homers for the Dodgers. He's a fucking machine, bro. Yeah, bro. He has the most little Caesars orders too in America. He's got a cheesy bread tattoo. I think he's just. He's like the best golfer in the world. It's like, there's no professional soccer player who looks like that. What does it look like? Professional soccer player. He looks like he works in an auto shop. This guy. Yeah. He's tricky. He's kind of. He's kind of the top right for him. Oh, I guess his age golf clothes are very flattering. He's like way younger than he looks. He looks old as hell. Wait, he's that guy's younger than he looks. He's like 30. His same age as me. No, he's not. That's a little dirty. Oh my god. He just turned. He turned. I don't know what it is. This guy is my age. I think it's just like a manicuring thing, right? That's cool. That's awesome. It's probably sun exposure. Don't I think it's genuinely probably sunsport. Because you just you're out in the sun all the time. Yeah. And that's that's sun ages you rapidly. He's 30. Yep. He went to Highland Park High School. That's got to be a different Highland Park. Of course it is, bro. Got me excited. That's New Jersey. But I mean, if you still want me to show, hey, that's fine, man. I'm proud. Yeah, so I still want to meet fucking show. Hey, Otoni, bro. And we chop it up. I speak Japanese to him. We've probably become fast friends. Yeah, probably know who reservations. We should do a video where he throws a pitch to me. And I crushed it in my words of 20. Tony and being like, have you ever been to Nobo? It's like lucky racists, right? They're racing to say. What would you like? He nobo. He's something you're familiar with. That sounds. He gets private dinners at Nobo a lot. Puns of stuff in the area. We should do a nobo. I just cool revolving sushi place. You can go see the mural of you in little Tokyo. To Katsu ramen, we could do to Katsu ramen. Yeah, dude. The Japanese guy likes eating Japanese food. Uh, Mr. Otami, do you watch One Piece? Do you think he does? Yes, he does. Do you think he's really watches those? I think it's fair. I think it's fair. He's really larping. I think he's probably not caught up, but I think he definitely watched One Piece. Larp. Not Larp, dude. Larp's a whore. He watched one. He has a favorite character. Look at Shoei Otami, favorite One Piece character. I'm not sure. I watch the interview about this. There's no way he has time for that. What do you mean? No, man. You get on the bike. The bike is how you access media now. No one of mine was right about everything. Thanks. I fucking. Didn't that crazy? I knew that. I knew his favorite character. That's a special type of shanks. What? It says red hair shanks right after it. Is that a special type? What do you mean? It's weird red hair shanks. It's one of the. It's the shanks for. There's no other shanks. But they make sure to tell you that he's red hair. Actually, sure. There is another shanks. There's other shanks, by the way. There are other shanks. Well. It's complicated. See, I feel like I'm being scolded, but it's very confusing. There's one red hair to shanks. There's one? Yes. Is that the. Is that the base shanks? That is the base shanks. Okay. Sometimes he dies his hair in the anime, and then they call him, like, whatever the color of the hair is. Not true. He's lying. It's not like. One serpent tells truth and one lies. See, technically, if you look at this screen, there's one of these shanks is not like the other. How do you think he's going to end the greatest story of all time? I think that. There's going to be a great war. He's going to wrap it all up. There's going to be a fucking fire battle. It should just end with one extra episode of Breaking Bad. It just. The last episode of One Piece is just. I was watching it. Yes, he drives back. And he's like, "Wall actually up." No! No! No! Well, I should have been your friend instead of. It's like a Jimmy Neutron, really odd parents like having crossed over, mixed with me. Literally the rosy one yesterday was watching One Piece when Nick came over. Yeah. Fucking good show. Yeah, you worked. It's like a fucking good show. And then you played OOT. Yes. You hit a great weekend, man. Yeah. We're so hard about your fucking dad. I don't understand. Yeah. And I woke up early and the whole reason I did my shoot early is so I could watch my team. And then my team just got fucking pounded. T1's your team? No, it's Billy Billy now. I'm Chinese. Ben had Chinese. I do like my stomping grounds, bro. How do you put my old stomping grounds for your little photo shoot? You know hills? Oh, Chino Hills. That's right. We're all born. You have to stay park. One lighter just actually destroys that town. Yeah. Liters in our home town. It's done. I'm alive. Done a bit of damage. I won cool last fire. Lots of dryness in those. It's so insanely dry that I really feel like I could change the scape of that country side. Do you never have a desire? You used to all the orange groves. We call it orange county. I do have a bit of a desire to do it. Like a desire to burn. To be an arsonist. To burn it all. Yeah. I don't know how bad that is like crime wise. Pretty bad. Pretty bad. What do you mean? Like, you get locked up. The consequence is bad for it. Real proportional to the crime now that Karen's at office. It's now serious. Karen, because Karen Bass would have been like, well, she's still lame duck, isn't she? I don't know if you can be a lame duck mayor. They don't swap the day the elections over. No, but lame duck implies your impact. You're in a position, but you don't have any power to do anything. But the mayor is still the mayor. Well, no, lame duck is like when you are already lost the election, but still have power before transitions. Like Obama was a lame duck in 2010, because they voted a bunch of right now. You're saying Trump would be a lame duck because he has two years left in his term. But I still think lame duck is actually elections over. I don't think it does, but I could be wrong. I just think you're I think you're fucking wrong. It's a lame duck. I'll go. Yep. Yep. There's both. So there's the lame duck session. Oh, no, no, no. I think I was fucking right, dude. I was thinking I was right and I fucking snapped. That's cool, man. I think you're cool. Yeah, I think you're cool. Thanks, bro. I think you're fucking awesome and cool, bro. I think you're fucking cool. I think you can come over and try my palaton. I should try your palaton. That's it worth. Uh, for you for sure. You got no cardio to your name. Wait, go on. I'll hold that. Dude, look at this. It's just Mokey head shots. The first image is Mokey. And then it's all monkey head shots. That's really funny. Ah, Mokey. Yeah. I bought a monkey. So that's a few monkey. Go back. Down one. Yes. Look how handsome he is. That's a great monkey. He's smiling so well. Yeah, my eyes. Someone realizes this monkey looks like every journalist is what it's like. Getting real Jake Tapper vibes from this monkey. Like scorpions outfit from Mortal Kombat. Yeah, get that monkey. No, we can't. Wearing a monkey's bad, bro. Here's the thing, bro. Whenever you see a monkey enclosed, you should actually be like nodding your head. Let everyone know you don't agree with it. It's like reading mind-conf on the train. Because Mokey shouldn't be wearing clothes. I'm just interested in that time. I just want to see what he he tragedies. Like how he thought with what he thought. See, that scene is so. What scene? The succession. He's talking to you. It's like succession. Oh, I'm sorry. And he's like counting all the deaths. And this guy's like, yes, he read my car. He's like, yeah, I'm just interested in the time period. And he's like, yeah, what's specifically? He's like the scale. Million polls, dead. Million Germans. Half a million. You're a million Russians. He's like, you're missing. That's funny. Six million short there. Yeah. Yeah, that new that can't peel sketch keeps like resurfacing. Dude, he's timeless. Nazis are just constant and in unending. Oh, yeah. I'm talking about different sketch. Yeah, the one where he walks in and he's just like wearing a Hitler mustache. He's like, dude, whoa. And he's like, what's this a Charlie Chaplin? Charlie Chaplin mustache. You know, I love Charlie Chaplin. Big swastik. Like this. This is a prop. This is a prop from some movie. That's you, by the way. Should we bring you my god? I'm so fucking scared. You just haven't there. I've been thinking about it all day. You guys are scared? That's how you don't notice shit. Because we all notice something. I saw this. I think what's the point is I saw me at the beginning of the episode. That's so freaked me out. Oh, my god. Wait, put him on. Put him on Anki's lap. Put him on your lap. Your Anki too. Oh. I don't think I like this. You don't like this? What about the fucking episode where I struck you a thousand times? That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. I don't like that. Don't like that, dude. Stop. Don't do that to him. What's his name? Don't. Don't. Don't. Stop. What's his name? Don't. Don't. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. (laughing) - You don't like it? - You guys don't tell him. - Mommy, can you listen? - Look, look, what's his name, do you feel that? Do you feel what he's doing? Maybe I was just too far away when you did it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You know, I can feel it now. He's in his face. Dude, he looks crazy. - He's got some close-up eyes. - He's that. (laughing) - Dude, you like it. - Stop. - I'm gonna stop. Stop. Stop. - You're jacking him off. - Don't touch by it. - Why is it wet? - Oh. - Did you put something on it? - No. - Don't touch my little peep. (laughing) - It's heavy, man. - What is this? Why did you buy this? - What about buy it? - You know about this? - Do you know about this? - I know about it. - Did you see any of the screenshots? - I just know it from the Slack message. So I was like, "Rishard, I need a body double of Aiden "that I can deem through my heart." - He's got a demon in my shorts. Dude, it was fine. It's not that hard to pfft. Oh my God. - Oh my gosh. (laughing) - Ashab, sponsor this, pussy. (laughing) - Is this an actual sex soul? - No, it's a medical doll. - Why do we have a penis? - I don't know. (laughing) - I don't know. - I don't know. - That's part of being a doctor. - But I use this because we missed it a week of D&D. So I had this idea where I do an hour of content where I'd struck like an Aiden dummy and it was like a single person episode. It was kind of like his single solo episode. And so I did it and people liked it. It was cool. I don't know. I thought I could do them better. - It's like gonna be like if we ever release a DVD, just what you put in the background while you're in the menu. - People were posting, people were posting like different screenshots in a different score to after. It's the only time I've ever seen this subreddit. All screenshots from the same episode. And it's just different shots. - They were all very artistic. Dude, why is it just out? (laughing) - Let me just say this for the first time. (laughing) - This is an hour long. - It is. - What can you say? - I mean, I did a make good for us. We missed D&D and I stepped up to the plate. - Can we see a striking? - There it is. - So something I was worried about breaking the staff. I'm really not putting my back in this. - No, I can tell. (laughing) - And then sometimes I'd be sweet. - And then slime called me to see if I was feeling the hits. (laughing) I didn't know he was doing this. - And then. - So you weren't feeling it. - And I was like, "No, I'm just, the staff is not supposed "to be used to inflict pain. "So I could see how. - The staff of healing." - Yeah, I turned it into a staff of war. And I think I got punished for it. I think the staff is very angry at me right now for misusing it. - You should send this to Gil Sussneros. (laughing) - Do you think he'd like it? - Yeah, no audio though. (laughing) - He'd go watch this. It's a drop box link. - And that fucking damn Nvidia CEO's - Tagging a Chinese spy. - You wanna see that? - Yeah. - Pretty cool. - Dude, I was, I did, I had the same, (laughs) - What? - I saw the news story and everybody's like, this is so fucked up. This guy had everything or like what is dumb decision for his company and I was sitting there. I was like, this is hilarious. - I'm like, that's the coolest thing you can do. (laughs) - It's like, of all the women in the world. - Chinese spy. - Chinese spy really. - Well, that makes sense, that makes that, 'cause that's like-- - What is he telling the fucking spy that you can do RTX with Minecraft? - Yeah, like cheating on his wife. Just like, yeah, by the way. (laughs) - This is crazy. - She's coming. (laughs) - I think 60 and 90's coming in soon. (laughs) - I feel like it makes sense that it was a Chinese spy 'cause she was, where she worked the hardest for it. (laughs) - I mean, so it's worth it. - Yeah, probably. - Your body's incredible. Also, DLSS is not gonna be an option soon. It's gonna be mandatory. - He probably had like, freaking 500,000 Chinese spies all vying for the same thing. - Oh, for Ford, it had like 499,000 of them. - No one's crediting him for all the spies that he fought off. - All the time he didn't cheat on his wife. - Maybe this is tactical. Maybe he's been feeding her incorrect information. - If we go like raw, like I haven't cheated, right? But raw quantity, like he's outperformed me and not cheated if you think about it. - Yeah, 'cause he's all cheated. - A lot of times he's turned away and more of a cheater, I'm more of a cheater for sure than Jensen Huang. - Wow, 'cause I've turned, I've only been married like, what, a month? So I've turned down like the month's opportunity of a month's worth. - He turned down 19 years. - There's probably, there's probably a line of Chinese agents outside of his home every month. - I have a question. What is the threshold for when you start to be threatened by Chinese honeypots spies? How famous? Or like what, like basically there's a position in society that this doesn't happen to you. And then one notch up, it starts happening. - You're just like, there's like 10. - You gotta be, I mean, you just gotta be, what's under that? - CEO of course, the beer company. - Here's like, probably not. - She just wanted to get laid. - Wasn't the mayor, not honeypotted, but the mayor of Arcadia was like, that was like real Chinese spy. - She was like a Chinese spy. - But she was an elected official that was already the spy. - That's where she didn't get honeypots. - There was no honeypot. Maybe she was a honeypot for another mayor. - But like, do you like her mayor? - Do you think it worked like it happens in reverse? Like is, is there like a news story like Jack Ma courted by American spy? - There is a question of why doesn't this happen the other way. - Maybe we should all hear about it because our spies are good at it. - They're, they're fucking blowing the shit out of. - Maybe Chinese. - Jack Ma was getting his shit sucked so good he never speaks about it. - Maybe Chinese men never cheat. - That's a beautiful thought. - And they've never cheated. - What are we talking about like that? You don't know. - You think they cheat? - Yeah. - What? - Yeah. - I don't think so. - You think you think no Chinese men cheat? - Only Taiwanese men, apparently. - Yeah. - They are corrupted of lower moral values. - And we're gonna expand on that. (laughing) - In the Patreon right now. So if you wanna join that, go ahead and join us. We'll be next. We'll see y'all next week. - See you later. - See you later.