Ep. 272 - TikTok is Getting Weird

[Music] Big hole. Oh! Everyone. Right? It's going down. It's going down. Did you find it? You didn't make it right? It broke. Right. I don't know where it came from though. - Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, - Order in the court. (laughing) - I deserve to call him fat without interruption. - Order, order in the court. - Fuck. - Damn, you really fucked it, Michael. - Zipper is looking at the broken chair like a, like looking at a new shape that he's never seen. - If it's unclear by my wailing, what would we sat down on the seat and he broke it with his big fat butt? - The butt that's fat. - Yeah, his body weight damaged furniture. - Dammit, what? - You, I think, I mean, look, I get, you're trying to like divert the attention away from you, but you've done this multiple times. - Have I done this before? - You've done it twice. - I don't remember it. - You're broken. - Can we go to the chair? - Look, is it on yard search? Look, it'll be yard. - No, for sure. - It's definitely on yard search. - He's broken the door. - Nick's broken the chair three times. - Three times is crazy. - No, and one was Italian. - I don't remember that one. - Oh, no matter that. - Welcome back. - Did you got the gloves off? - And you've got your driving gloves. - Sorry, my son is really sensitive. If you could keep your voice down, he would really appreciate it. - Dude, have you got an autistic son? But he has a trust. We're $7 million. - Ooh. - So he gets this like, so he gets give entry driving gloves and the $7,000 product jacket. - Not driving gloves. Oh, what kind? - Oh, it's just Louis V. - Are those motor cycle gloves? - Nope. - Who kind of gloves? - Baseball. - Those aren't baseball gloves. - Baseball gloves. (laughing) - That's my favorite one of the gloves. That's not five. - Yeah. (laughing) - I don't think those are-- - Let's just throw out a fucking question. Let's say zero outs. - Zero outs. - First step back gets walks. - What's the ending? - What's the percentage? - What's the ending? - It doesn't matter. - The question will be the same answer for every ending. - If you want me to be there, I wanna know the ending. - All right, let's start ending. - How many hot dogs? - How many hot dogs are you, am I? - You're playing. (laughing) - I guess I'm two questions. - Is your playing? - I guess I'm two hot dogs. - In your pro level. - Oh my God. - All right. - And it'll be super strong. - Guy before you walked, zero outs. Okay, sorry, you walked. - Okay. - You walked over, you're on first base. - You're on first base. - Two hot dogs in your belly. - Two hot dogs in your belly, zero outs. - Good thing you didn't have to run those hot dogs. - They say he's the first rookie that still has a voice crack. - The last question is, what's the percent chance you score? - What's the percent chance I score? - Like make it home? - Make it run. - Make it run. - Make it run. - Percent chance at least 40. - To the rest of the ending you're talking about. - Until the ending is over. - Until three outs are called. - It's 18.462 percent. - 18.46. - Is it? - Do you wanna shut? - Is it? - Do you wanna shut? 'Cause your experiment about the gloves too. - Yeah. - But do you know what fucking anything at all? - Do the gloves. - Ten percent. - Ten percent. - Zero outs. First guy walked. - Ten percent. - I think this average score of basically is one zero. - Don't touch my fucking batting gloves. - 30 percent. - 30 percent. - Those are not batting gloves. - 30 percent. - 30 percent batting gloves. - Wait, I was closest. You guessed over by 10. You were at 40. What I said is still true. - Yeah. - Good call. - Guys, okay, my voice is gonna crack a little bit. But if you make fun of it, I'm gonna get really mad. - What are you gonna do when you get mad? - I'll put it on the side. - 'Cause it'll happen while I'm yelling and they'll cry. - What is that? What does that skin color soda? - What is that? - Seven little trouble there. - Oh, the color. - It's fine. - It's fine. What does that skin color? - Green skin of fused coffee. I order it special. That is disgusting. - Do you want me to take your gloves off? - Imagine ever take them off. - Wait, was that a transparent can? - You don't ever take them off. - That is delicious. - Imagine this frame taken from, imagine with me. You take a snapshot of that right there. Drinking a translucent can of creatine coffee with a $7,000 jacket. - He's about to strike some bisexual that we don't know. 'Cause we're looking in the future from 2017 and say, "Loadwig, this is you in almost 10 years." - Yes, what do you think he's happy with? - What do you think? - Happy wish or sad wish? - I don't even know what time it was. Do you think he'd believe it? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. I think he'd-- - We're in the head of the world. - We're in the head of the world. - Come on. - Are you in the drive right now? - Yeah. - You're a big driver. - It's a baby driver. - What are you doing? - It's bottom of the third. I wanted to hear what was happening. - Can I wear one? - You're saying to the game? - Let me, well, what combination of words could I string together that would let me wear one of your gloves? - Can you, can you, can I ask you a question, Mack? - I guess you can, yes. - Yeah, well, string of words to wear your skin. Right? 'Cause that's the same shit to me. You asked the wrong guy because there is a string of words. And he won't give it to you. - What do you think? I need your skin tonight. - Exo, exo, Ludwig. - Wow, it's actually pretty easy. - No, I mean, I decide I'm trying to go pro. - You're trying to go pro. - I'm trying to go pro. - Major League baseball. - Like it designated hitter, fielder, what do you think it? - Picture. - Picture, picture. - So what's the batting gloves for? - I wanna be the first one to do both in America. - Okay. - Do you mean he has an American? - That's an American. - Are you gonna do that? - None of the Americans are doing it. - You wanna be the white show head. - I'm trying to be the white show head on any of the MLB. - Yeah, right. - And I figure, we're about the same age. Not too late for me. - You're gonna need to start gambling tonight. We're gonna need you in debt. - We need you in serious, horrible debt. - We need you in Bruto Mars residence. - I'm getting close. I'm working on my hair. I went to the batting cage. - Huh? - Okay. - You went to the batting cage? - That batting cage when you do it. - Would I get those money? - It's a batting cage over the batting cage. - He's there's the fat. - It's over. - Wow. - I hit it over the batting cage. - Can you hit it over the cage? - At one point, some of the other guys saw my arm and they asked me to throw it for them instead of getting the machine into it. - You're with your left hand? - You know what I'm talking about? - You can touch it. - I wanna touch it. - Touch my batting gloves. - The hard knuckle part. It's to protect your knuckles. - This is in case first base man gets a little too close. - That was a good punch. - Do you actually go to the batting cage? - Yeah, it's a batting cage. - Okay. - And how would you do? How fast was the pitch speaking? - You know I hear the whistle? - You can't go out of the bed. - It's not. - I do 90 plus kilometers an hour. - You do 90 plus. - You do 90 plus kilometers. - And you're making contact. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - 90 plus kilometers. - Oh, kilometers. - Kilometers an hour, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wow. - I don't know. - I don't know. - To be honest with you, faster than I thought. - I don't know what that is. - What is it? - What is 90 kilometers an hour? What is it miles pro? - I never can use. - 'Cause I've checked that. - 50 something? - Yeah, it's definitely like. - The round's 60. - Hop speed on a mo pad. - The round's 60-ish. - I mean. - What? - You're the less than 60. - Maybe we should all just. - 90 plus. - It's 90 plus. - Sometimes it goes as occasionally you're heading 60. - Occasionally it's 60. - Gloves are just cool. You look cooler. - I feel cooler. - When you wear a glove, you feel cooler and you do look cooler. - It's like saying my hands. - With the watch, with the, with the complication. (laughing) - When you're wearing the complication, and it's like an album, just like this, from my POV, it's like an album. - Yeah, it can be a good person though. - How many complications do you got on that thing? - Well, we don't need to speak about the complications, but there are many numerous, numerous complications. - Wait, let me, I'm done. I'm done with this. What the fuck? - Stop, don't burn it in the headphones. (laughing) - It's fun. - It's the middle of the game. It's the middle of the big game. What is all this shit? - This is gonna be a thing that I laugh about in the past. You know how Ronald Reagan was an actor? - Yeah. - Ludwig, the baseball player, used to be a podcaster. - Really? - Yes. They're gonna fucking say that. - The David getta of baseball. - In every second, this is not, in my ear, a day, I was removed to that reality. - What does the headphones have to do with being a baseball player? - Studying, studying the big game. - Yeah. - Okay, you're studying the, I'm studying the big game, yeah. - So, what is, what are you listening to? - I'm listening to the, the broadcaster. - The broadcaster. - Yes, the radio broadcaster, the big game. - The big game, and it's like a show, hey, bottom of the eight. - Mm-hmm. - Through it, full count. - You got, you got to study the game. Otherwise, you can fuck some things up. - Are you in the minor leagues right now? - Huh? - No, I've been able to bat in cage once. - I'm just about 50 miles an hour. - And I was tossing the ball around, some family. - Okay. How far do you think you are from the single A minors, the lowest level of the minor? - You look what year would you get? - Oh, what are they? - How old are they? - Rad out of college. Rad out of college, 22. - I don't think it's really an age thing here, 'cause you kind of already passed every marker of age. - I wanna ask a question. I wanna be vulnerable. - Oh, yeah, okay. - None of the players in the minors are young. There's not like a level of the minors, like a 17-year-old. - Yeah, maybe like the first level of the minors, like 16-year-olds. - You think 16-year-olds, maybe like-- - The line leagues are filled with-- - Is that what you do? - Right, okay. It's a different-- (laughs) So there are some minor, 17 year old. - It's not, it's most, they got Jesus made. - Dude, it's mostly Jesus made, aren't we all? We are all Jesus made. - It's not all minors, in the minor leagues. - Okay. - Wait, their ages are decimaled. - Yes, we are to decimal ages, 'cause what does 17.9 mean? Is it like you're 18 next month? - That's like the station that plays like a rap country. - I think I'm close, I'll be honest. - Yeah, by what measure do you think you're close to getting into real baseball? - I have the physique. - Okay. - You have a physique? - Yeah, it's the store where you don't really need to be in shape. - Look at Max Muncie standing tall. - We don't need to look at Max Muncie. I actually don't want to look at Max Muncie. - We look at him like how he looked. - There he is, there he goes. - Sure, Max Muncie, yeah, that's a professional baseball player. - This is one of the guys from Dude Perfect. - He is, he's looking exactly like one of the guys from Dude Perfect. - I've been working, I have his build now. - Yeah. - By the way, he is the most homeruns of anyone in Daughter's postseason. - Yeah, man, I, yeah. - He underrated. - So I got that down. I have my number. - Which is? - 31. - 31, that's your age. - Yeah, that's my number. - And Max Muncie is 13. - He's 13. - I feel like being underrated is kind of an insane baseball. 'Cause like if your stats are there, but no one fucks to do like show, hey then it's just like, you just don't have to look. - Baseball is a famously stat driven sort of altistic realm of data points. - But it's also, you got your stars. And sometimes the star might not be the guy with the best stats. - Yeah, I was saying. - Max Muncie is the star. - He's not the star. - If Max Muncie was trying to sell me like a green tea in a commercial, I'd be like, I'm good. - I'm good on that. Yeah, he's good. - He's good. - He's good, he's good, he's good. - He's like, I love drinking this tea. He's got 48 grams of sugar. - But I barely taste it. - It's him just uninterrupted gulping the entire drink of it for like 14 seconds. - He's gawse it after. - Yeah, he's gawse it after. - And kind of burps after. - And then he goes, oh she desn't that. - Oh, she gets it. - I'm Max Muncie. - Give me my glove back. - Ah, you can come get it. - Would you like to hammer with the glove? - Give me the, give me the, come on. - Would you like to come get it? - You're gonna delay me? - You are a superstar athlete. - You're a simple, you man. You can come get it. - I need to know what it feels like. - I don't wanna feel like too. - This is my left. A good left takes you around the world. - I actually can't get it out of my head. You literally, you are the guy and baby driver. - Right now. - You're waiting in the getaway car. - I'm not, I'm a baseball player. I was a baseball player. - You know nothing about you looks like a baseball player right now, I think you need to understand that. - I think you're, I will say. - 10% by the way, you have the 10% guy. - Take out the baseball cap, take it off. Take off the cap. - Never take off your cap. - I need you to take it off. - I think the cap is never take off your cap. - No, I'm in nine for the predilegences. I need nothing. - Nope. - You never take off your cap and baseball. - Just butt ass taking it off. - That's cool. - What? - With the doctor's hat on him. - Take it off when you bat. - Never take it off. - Never, ever. - You need to wear that under the hat. - They take it off when you put it in a different hat. - They wear that helmet over the cap. - Nope, they don't. - Or sometimes what you do is you put that hat over the cap and then you take the cap off because it serves that. - Tell 'em it over the cap's real. - Yeah, it is. - Yeah, yeah. - What? - Never take it off. - I need you. - When I played baseball I was helmet over cap. - This is like a, you know, you stick out, you see the little brim stick out a bit of the ninja rule. - Then I would take off their bandana. - Oh, ninja, yeah, man. - Oh, I thought you meant, yeah. - What if he was at the whole time he had that, he was just hiding like a swastika tattoo that he got when he was way younger. (laughing) And he's like, he's like, hoping the whole time that he's playing for and I would drag and all this stuff is going on. And he's like, it drinks like, - He's about to act when ninja. - The PewDiePie drama drops. He's like, guys, we should just forgive him and kind of move on. It wasn't really that big of a deal. - Chad, I'm not going to take off the headband. I like the way it looks. - Yeah, I like the way the headband looks, guys. - It's important to me. - It's part of my branding. - Drake's like, hey, babe, take off that headband. That's a crazy headband playing Fortnite. And he's like, he's getting his hair down. - Aubrey, he's like, can't keep still on. (laughing) - And he finally got it lasered off and then he did that big poker game. - I thought maybe he was doing like a LeBron thing where the hairline was receding, but we were putting a headband over it. - That's the KSI. - The KSI. - The KSI does this. - He was singing. - Oh my god, you've seen his forehead man. - The KSI had, he been had. - Give me the glove, bro. - You can come and get it from him. - You're going to have me act a fool. I'm fucking. - I'm winding mine, too. - Okay, okay. That's a greeting. That is fucking it. - Is this real? - The middle one is real, yes. And the first one is real. - One of the end is insane. - Obviously the one on the end is fake. - It's like a sweet potato. - It's all the skin off. - It's just started to really look at the fake one being like, "Wow." - Yeah. - Oh, I like the bat one. - Do you know where he's mega-mind? - I don't think you're that famous. Oh, you are with the eyes. People Photoshop your eyes a lot. - Oh, I didn't know KSI was struggling like this. That's why. - That's why he wears headband, usually. - I mean the headband looks great. - Yeah. - It looks like it's a, it looks like it's stabilized. - Yeah, but I'm like him, dude. - Yeah, you're like KSI. - He keeps the man in and on, keep the hat on. That's just a guy that's insane. - You're the chess board. - The chess board on his forehead. - Honestly. - What? - God, big ass forehead. - Yeah. - It adds up. - Here's the thing. - What? - What? - If biggest if you arrive at the major leagues, even the minor leagues. - Huh. - Maybe you play for the Reno aces or something. - I will be your biggest hitter. - But Hollis Hornets. - I'll be your biggest hitter. - People used to use my whole fucking life and said you never have 7.1 million subscribers. - They said that. - They used to say they shared me out about me all the time. - Wow. - You never fucking, you ever hit Piedemann League? I heard a lot of that in this room. (laughing) - You never make it to the MLBs. - This is what I think is more reasonable to say maybe it's like that. - Keep the track record. - I will. - You do have a pretty good track record of proving the haters wrong. - Yeah. - That's gotta feel good. - There's a haters thread. I'm a lot of mixed up right now. - About what? - I think this is the first. They said I think the CS challenge might be the first one he doesn't complete. - What's the CS challenge? - Oh, the CS challenge. - 16k. - 16k by the end of the year. - Oh, end of the year? - Yeah. - You don't have time to do that. - And we'll not with the majors coming. (laughing) - I'm probably gonna agree with you if we'll work. - I mean they get grind both. - I can't grind both. - I might have to give one. - You get to prioritize. - But I give up the CS too. - Right. - You shoot for the majors. - The majors are calling. - Shoot for the stars. - I see this is about to end. So. - Who hit top 500 over watch? - Luca. - Luca donches. - You don't have time with the majors, huh? - If he has time, you have time. - Yeah, but I got so much higher. - I gotta get in the majors first. Then I can go back. - I see. - I see. - You don't do CS too first. - That's right. That's correct. - Do you think there's any challenger professional athletes in legal legends? - Do you let it know? - No. - Definitely not. - There's the one tennis player who's like platter some shit. - There's comparable in other video games, but it's league specifically. - Is it? - I think a big part of that, honestly, is that challenger is a finite role. Like, you lose it. - No, maybe someone has gotten it. - I would still say no. - Who do you think is the highest rated counter strike player in the Major League Baseball? - Oh. - There's it. - A counter strike is different. - In Major League Baseball, who is the highest premier elo? - There's like active NFL player who's faced at level 10. - Really? - Yeah. - Is it Glaskow? - Neymar's junior or is also-- - I think he's like an offensive one. - Neymar junior is like, I mean, baseball or soccer, but he's like, he's pretty high rank in counter strike. - Yeah. - I do think it'd be a Brazilian. - Yeah. - 'Cause there's not a lot of Russians who play baseball. - Russian. - Yeah, sure. - And there's some Brazilians. - I think, I wish we knew baseball players. I wish there was a way to talk to him. - Daddy Grenetta. - Mookie Betz was probably like a 1.6. - Mookie Betz is a professional level bowler. - Really? - He's bowler. - I didn't know that. - Like I didn't know that. - Doesn't perfect games. - Oh my god. - Yeah, he's gonna become, that's his goal is to become a professional bowler in post retirement. - Dude, stream idea. - Streamed really real, perfect game. - Yeah, a little perfect game. It sounds like you've thought of this already. - Thought of it. - Thought of it. - Thought of it. - Come on. - I hate this. - I hate this bit. I'm gonna take this left. - Give me the glove. - Come and get it. - Give me the glove. - Come on. - Come and get it. - Come and get it then. - If you did the stream doesn't end until you bowl a perfect game, would you, would you do it where you stop a game once it's not perfect and restart? Or would you do like, once you hit a strike as long as you get 10 consecutive, or no, it's 13 consecutive? - It's impossible. - It has to happen within the game context. I don't think you. - Because it's 10 consecutive strikes, 'cause that's the pressure, right? - It's possible. - Is it 13, isn't it? - I think you should do. - Do you get the last 12? - Maybe. - We sports. - Yeah, we sports, you could do it. - Well, yeah. - But why haven't you done it? - It's impossible. People have done it. Mookie bets didn't. - No, it's not impossible. - Mookie bets didn't do it. - Impossible to boot up a stream as a layman and get it done. - I don't think that's true. - I think, could you get two in a row? - Yeah. - You get 12 in a row. - Probably get four in a row. - Then you can get 12 in a row easy. - No, you can't. You're an idiot. - Yeah, I think you can. - You don't know anything about oil patterns. - I do, I actually do. - I do, I do. - That's why the Highland Park Bowl is such a bad bowling alley 'cause it's so old and it's so warpy and the oil patterns are so un-maintained that it's really hard to get a consistent throw. - So then, hey, uh-oh. Turned back around. I'm busy. I'm trying to make it to the majors. You two entrepreneurs. Why not get your asses to a bowling alley? And you could demolish the toilet. - I love it. - I love it. - I love it. I know you don't got shit going on. You're playing league last night. So damn midnight. I love you. it. I will not be I will not be charged and I love it. I love it. I was in the cut share with all my best friends for the game. I love right now. So you guys are so fun watching both got the fucking time getting the ball and I'm like I wish that was me in mid. I was fucking the mid. Yeah. I think I think it's something I would want to watch someone try to do more than I would want to do it myself. You think I would not watch this. I'm sorry. I want to watch love with you. I want to watch E Rob do this. I want to watch Super T F do this. Can I say is a little embarrassing? What is it embarrassing? I want a big bowl to bowl for me. I want a big bowl to get in the lane for me. You know what? The like you have a stand like you're a JoJo's character. You go and they throw fucking strike. I'm not ashamed to say that I sometimes a bowl is what I need in my life. Right. I need a bowling bowl. I want to bowl the fuck in the lane for me. I don't need that. I want to I want you you big paused bowl to go to the bowling alley and start rolling. I don't care if it's showing. I'll start chucking the balls and I'll just sit and watch and I'll just watch that whole time. You get so sore. You get so sore. You get so sore. You would get sore. You guys would get sore. You would get sore. I'm not going to fight you on this. I'd get sore. You'd also get sore. I'm not too down. I'm playing baseball professionally. You would be sore. Your arms ready. My arms are ready. I play baseball at a fucking professional level. It's the opposite motion of baseball. It's under not over. Oh, you don't know my picture style. You're under here. Your song. The first time in the history. The white show. Hey, actually started in softball. He was the best man in women's softball. Yeah. I'm like the Kurt Roerner. I turn to softball. I switch over to baseball. Guys, I know we do a lot of funny ad reads, but this one's just this one's just real. A lot of big sitting in a spotlight, sort of a didn't was losing his hair. We talk about a lot. We joke about a lot, but seriously, he was losing his hair. He used hymns. And it's it just it just came back. There's a balding an in denial subreddit that I've been trying to get a lot of karma now. I'm trying to hit a million carmen by the end of the year. It's a challenge. I have going on. Well, you're not going to get any karma from those posts because I've been using hymns since February. Yeah. Wait, you look so much better now that I look at it. We all saw it from a mile away. Slime braided him for it. And he started using hymns. He just fixed the problem. The hair is just coming back. It's like magic. So what was it like using hymns and all the benefits that they that they have for their service, Aiden? Look, I don't need to read the thing. I actually started using this. Yes. You, the audience and my friends successively successfully told me I was losing my hair so much that I went to a doctor and asked what can I do? And they said, you could try minoxidil. And I started using hymns minoxidil as the treatment and turns out it actually works. It started to fill in like my hair is at the front a little bit and on my crown. I've been using it all year. It's a you can start your treatment at just $35 a month. I'll tell you this. He's got a lot to go. And that's part of the journey. Can we say this, man? You know what, clearly I have new hairs. You can see them. Hey, stop doing that. I think his men, I think his men were willing to rag on each other for having fucking bad hair. You don't reward me. You don't mind that, do you? If I'm going to be honest, if you use, if you're, if you look like that, I'm not people to turn around. You got to know, part of being a good consumer of products like hymns is knowing when it's too late, but also getting it done before it's too late. Yes. And don't sit on your fucking hands. So say you have a podcast or maybe a group of friends and they've been making fun of your hairline and your crown for a really long time. And you want to give it a crack. You want to turn this shit around like I did starting this year. You can check out hymns if you're ready to regrow your hair. 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And he was to him. It was humiliating. Yeah. And that was I think when he stopped playing table tennis. But to this day, he can still beat you with a clipboard if you ask him to y'all know about each hero. You're a son. Yes. Sure. Son Suzuki. I hear Seattle legend. Yes. He's like a Hall of Fame baseball players like 50 now. Every year, he does a match against like the best women's high school baseball team or softball team. And he pitches at every year after the game. A headline comes out. It's like each year a shuts him out again. Like fucking nine innings of peer heat. They didn't get one. He's like this just happened again. And he's in his I think he's in his 50s. He's like 53 and funded by the matter. He wasn't a pitcher. No. So he's he's a he's a fielder. Why are we posting psychic damage to it? He just gets out there and he just he's just like competitive dog in him. Right. And he shouldn't be anymore. Assigned to that. And he shuts him out. And he shuts him. Look it up, bro. Look at the hero, bro. Throw a straight fucking heat. He pitch a complete game. Shut out with 17 striker. Oh my god. He looks amazing. All start all start team of top high school girls baseball players in Japan. I don't think this was in Washington. That's a 50-year-old man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, this is him when he was younger. Oh, he probably still looks good. Ain't no writing. Oh, okay. Okay. Ain't no raising. But he looks he still looks amazing about Asian people. I like how that video where he's speaking. It makes him look like the president of baseball. Yeah. He couldn't be the Japanese president of baseball. It might be his ending career path. Until Shohei usurps him violently. A violent coup. He fell off. Shohei fell off? Why, his stats fell off? Yeah. Maybe the maybe the maybe the tax man got him. Atrociously. Tax man got. Really quick. Do you feel like that because Shohei is falling off. Now you're less interested in him? I think it's not because he fell off. But more because like I shouldn't idolize a peer. You know what I mean? Like the moment you start to view a male like in a male, if you view a god as a god, it's harder to defeat them. Of course. So it's like that's why left one is the first to defeat the gods because he viewed the way his level or below him. Right. And I'm like that with Shohei. And you're you're the left end of baseball. Yeah. You're a 31-year-old man. Yeah. Weird long hair. Yeah. You've grown it out. You've grown it out. It's a little long. It's just a little. But I was Swedish if I cut it, it'll go away forever. That's how it goes. You don't go a lot of time with it. You see my other peers are a lot of time. Tough. No. I think our mod have finned up. You think so? I thought his stream recently. I was like there's growth. There's been growth in play. That's been all existing for him. It's playing. It's playing in a in a in a big way. Okay. I think he's whatever they use in Sweden. It's not probably not called in our cycle. It's kind of not ideal. He invented it because we were in barracks. This is a sore strumming oil. We take the oil of a fish and we rub it in our heads and then we feel better about ourselves. But I think he attacked it and I'm happy for him. Yeah. I think that's a good thing to do. I think it's healthy. All right. Like big A's getting a fucking hair transplant. Big A's going to that. He decided he's well. He's double lift inspired him. He's a little wishy watchy, but he talked about on screen. It's just pretty committed. It's funny because I think it's actually his subreddit being like, why is he doing this? Why does he feel like he needs to do this? And it's like, well, because people make fun of you every single day in this business. It's all people talking about subreddit in the hot dog costume. We're all trying to figure out who made him want to get a hair transplant. He did. I think he's for real because he hit me up. He's like, why are we going to Singapore? He's better not coward out of streaming with the fucked up all the blood spots. He said he wear a hat. No, no, no. No, you got it. You got to get a pathetic pain. Why is that pathetic? Can I ask you? You got to, you got to, you got to do it. You got to do it. I think it's fun to own that part of it because it's so fleeting. I think it's that means the baby bump of have your new hair to always have, like, are you allowed to wear a hat? No. That's weird. No. You're not allowed to stay inside either. You have to go outside. Okay. Do you have to go out in the sun most? Because he wears a hat now is what I'm saying, right? Yeah. That's fun. I think if he gets it done, he can no longer wear a hat. No. For ever? No. I wasn't allowed to wear a hat when I met slime. I mean, they did make fun of him. I thought he was bald. Yeah. I also did. You wore a bee. He was fucking weird. Yeah. And I will have my revenge. He's fucking not wearing a hat. It has been If you're going to network territory, my call here is not your costume if you are going It was like 90 degrees in Pomona, you were in a fucking bean. - It was weird. - It was weird. - Why did you do it? - It was hot. - Why did you do it? - It was hot. - Why did you wear the bean? - Why did you wanna be spit out? - Notice the middle part, do you guys see it? - Yeah. - And my hair kinda looks like shit, but it works 'cause I have a middle part. It's like, I can do it. You know, it's not great looking. - That's an opinion. - Yeah, yeah, it's an opinion, right? - What you are saying, when you don't have a middle part and your hair is this messy, this bed head, it looks really bad. So back then, when I didn't wanna do my hair, it was a beany, boom. - So the beany was a way to kind of skip doing the hair. - Yeah, yeah. - The beany was way just, I don't do my hair. - Even if it was really hot that day. - Yeah, I don't know how to do that. - Is that a process? - I don't think, I think like, like a California hoodie, you ever heard that, it's like the really, like the discord hoodie that super wears. - Yeah. - Kind of like a California hoodie. It's like, you wear it, it doesn't really make you that hot. It's not a big temperature thing. - I think I just run hot. - Thin beans. - I run hot, thin beans don't really make that hot. - Guy like me runs hot. He's trying to make fucking beanies happen. - Guy who scolded me last week for saying socks don't make you feel hotter, is scolding me for beany making you hotter. - Wait, wait, we don't relate to this feeling. - So who was on the socks side? - I was saying, you know how like, when you take your socks off when you're hot, you feel a sensation of not being as hot anymore. - Yeah. - He was saying no one has felt this. (laughing) He was telling me no one has felt this. And I'm like, okay, I feel like a lot of people have felt this great. - But you do get it for being scared. - It's the head of, it's the sock of your head. - I said, I've, to be fair to Nick, I've felt this. - And then what he said to that. - And then he said, no one else was about this. - I said, I said, what a coincidence. - And then he said that's a coincidence. - And then I was like, okay, for this sake of this argument. Let's pretend me and Nick are the only people in the world that have ever felt this. Let's move on with the conversation. - And then I said, well, I'm excluded now. - I didn't feel good. - I think hair is better to be in here. - Hair is kind of beany. Like if you have a lot of hair and it's hot outside, you're just hotter 'cause you have hair. The bean doesn't really change that. - I think, you know what? - Vote on your phones. - Like a snow cap would definitely help. Or like a thick beany would help. I'm not wearing like the fucking, I did have one like a snow ball cap. What do they call it, Puffer? What is it? Where's the ball on top? - Yeah, the freak ball. - Is it atmosphere on it? - Oh yeah. (laughing) - I got out of that mystery show. - Of course, yeah. - I did wear that for a little bit. - It was? - More Johnny. - Dude, we should get slug on here and have them unrelated to us the entire time. - I think slug in here, chain smoking cigarettes, talking about how all the shows he's done would be really cool. - It would be cool. I have a lot of questions. - And then he could be like, "Yo, who's this baseball player?" - I have questions. - Do you get more playing now or in the 90s slug? 'Cause he could either. - Why isn't God's bathroom floor on Spotify? I've wanted to be. God's bathroom floor is the social network of music. I get why he didn't like it. - Yeah, this is huge. Also acid raindrops. - Why is it the social network of music? - He's nodding his head to acid raindrops. Is the funniest person I could make. It's funnier than like a Charlie Kirkification of the music video. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He didn't just go in the stress of the rain. He's like, "Ask it." - Yeah, and it's the only song on the iPod and it's got named wrong and 128KB. - Lion wire. - Yeah. - His story says, "Noojamies." - It's, you're, sorry, we were talking about you. - I like your Apex twin. (laughing) - Oh, that's good. - I'm on your side. - Feel the way your Apex twin. - I don't, I thought they were talking about slug the ice climbers this whole time. - You didn't know slug for Matt and Michelle. - I thought. And I was like, "Wow, he's in music now, it's awesome." - No. - There's a moment. - I mean, I don't know if-- - And they were like, he had sex in the 90s. I was like, he's a bit young. - Yeah. - He's a bit young in the 90s. - There's a moment. And Millennial teenagers lies where they find out that the guy isn't named atmosphere, and then they get corrected by someone, and hopefully it's not a big deal. - Millennial. - Hopefully it's not in front of other people. You're saying it's a Millennial thing. He's nodding, and he's younger than me. - No, it's real. - He's a Millennial. - Well, so are you. - I think I'm, okay, what are you then? - I think I'm technically not. - Don't nod. - What are you then? - Don't nod. What are you then? - What is he? (laughing) - Come on. He's busy. - He's busy, yeah. What's him then? - Wait, can you look up the cut off again for Zeta Millennial? I think I'm on Zeta. - I mean, it says 97, but fucking, like epitix, you know. - I'm the only Z here on this cast. - 96. - Why would I say 96, 97? - Oh, this is a different year. - The transition point of those two. - Yeah, like if you're born in 96, you're Millennial, if you're born in 97, you're Gen Z. - Just damn it. - It's Braille. - I am Millennial. - Millennial. - What? - 30. - You eat. - Okay, what are you? - 20. - Would you consider yourself Gen Z, spiritually or more Millennial? Keeping in mind a lot of things about you. - Well, I've represented Gen Z. - You did, and the great court. - But we all knew that that was bullshit and weird. - And the gavel is out. - And the gavel's out for what? - I think I feel it. - 'Cause that's because I'm the court of Millennial versus Gen Z, I was the judge. - I'm more Gen Z. - Than Millennial. - Do you think so? - I think so. - Do you think of a Gen Z person, a real one, listening to that would feel upset that you said that? - No. - Really? - No. - And if they did, they're wrong. - Okay. - All right. - I think I could be in the MLB too. - Maybe I'll make a run. - You both shouldn't for this though? - Nope. - You don't know what it takes. - Oh, I know what it takes. - You have to sling a fastball at least 50 miles an hour, it sounds like. - At least, I've been trying to figure out what that reminds me of. The glove, the glove is the exact shape and size and form of the hand of the guy who puts dog medicine on his hands on Instagram. Have you seen him? - What? - Zipper, dog medicine hands guy Instagram. - Is he the one that's been taking the dog medicine? - He rubs dog medicine on his hands every single day. He's training to become invincible. - I have. - Oh. - What? - Can we see his hands? - Yeah, I've seen this guy. - Yeah, you look at it on the very right side. That's what the glove makes your hands look like. - Wait, what? (laughing) - Dog medicine hands to make them tougher. - This guy is so beast. There's actually a second guy that I was trying to think of that it might be the guy on the very far, right? That guy right there. The third one. This is the guy I was trying to find. 'Cause the guy, there's two guys doing this. One of them is much more things. - Standing with my bare hands. - Can you put on that? - Wait, really quick. On the left one, that guy's wearing a shirt that's Taco Bell, but it looks like an alien is visiting the Taco Bell. - Yes, smiegel. - Oh, it's smiegel. - At Taco Bell. - Great. Standing wood with my bare hands. (laughing) - Oh. - Can you click into his channel? - The sound of the end of this video is extremely disturbing. What is disturbing? - Oh, this is the sound, not the channel. The channel's at the bottom. - Fist of the dog medicine, 'cause click on that. - I have heard of this guy. - What? - Yeah, I've really just got to. - Just like click on anything that visually entices you. - See, we used to do this the whole fashion way. - Can I freeze Hawaiian punch by blowing on it? - You can't do that one, that's the. (laughing) - He's trying to mask, yeah, and he does it. Look, it's frozen. - Powerade. (laughing) - There it is, it starts freezing. - Bang. (laughing) - You can literally see it freezing. - Oh, wow. - Dude, we should get this guy on. - We need the government. - Look, he's controlling, he's controlling confetti with just this. - Oh my god, look at his fucking nose. - He has these enormous, bulbous knuckles. - It's worse the dog medicine. - Very good point. - What is the goal of the dog medicine he's taking? Just please help. - He's taking the medicine that he put on. - I'm sorry, I'm a millennial, I lied. (laughing) I'm a king lie, I'm a millennial, I'm fucking scared. I don't know what I'm looking at. - Imagine your job was to take like, imagine that you have to take a cube of shungite and you have to correct it with your hands and if you don't, everyone you love dies, okay? So every day you gotta train. You gotta train to do it and if you don't do it, everyone you love dies, right? So if you try, you try putting lotion, lotion makes it worse. Wouldn't do that. You have to start experimenting. You have to start putting other things on your hands. You start with exercises, you try anything. - Let me know you want even better. - This guy is trying anything. - I think this is the breed of influencer who is trying to evolve. - Yeah, past human, he's kind of like a Brian Johnson. - He's trying to go new game guys. - He's like Brian Johnson except it's probably, it won't help. - Yeah, what pussy Gemini say. - You should not put dog medicine on your hands. - Oh, so the dog medicine makes their hands stronger because they walk on them. - Yeah, well dogs walk on their hands. - Yes. - And so the dog medicine helps me tough. - So is it helping like, callus my hands? - Yes, it's doing more. - I think it's like a bit of like fucking rubber. It makes your shit a little rubber. - It's like a coating I think. - This is the kind of thing we should have been doing with Aiden a couple years earlier. - Oh, we should have called this whole body of dog medicine. - Right, before he started like, I don't know, trying to like be more of an adult and have a family and all this stuff 'cause now he's very resistant to it. We would have to before somebody. We would have to hold him down. Apply the dog medicine to him. - Oh, we're still, we still do fun stuff. I still put dog medicine on my body for you. - But I don't think you would do it for two years. - For two years. - We're gonna need you to do it for two years. - You gotta bump her in there. - Anyway, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this to Aiden. I'm gonna do it to his penis. - The problem is that Aiden used to be a guy who you could apply dog medicine to his skin for two years straight. He would think it was funny. He'd be down. - He'd try eating some. - He'd say, let me have a bite. - I eat, but now I'm talking about you and I don't want you to talk. This is not for you. - It doesn't count as verbal molestation if you don't listen. - That's right, so listen up. And so, there's a problem. - Probably there's an immediate problem that Aiden is this like shell of his former self. - Stop singing! - I can't hear you. - And I don't like it and I don't know what to do about that. - Dude, he's growing up. All right, he's a type of guy to like, to respond to emails I ate in the morning. - Eight in the morning. - That's what he fucking likes doing now. Are you fucking kidding me? - He's a type of guy who wants to circle back to some shit because he wants to make sure that we get it all squared away. - Sorry, my wife's calling. - Right? (coughing) - Everyone. - What? - Just now? - Oh, she got a car accident? - Oh, I thought he was kidding. - Well. - He said it to Joviela. - He said it. - We said, sorry, my wife's calling. - He said it the way she got hit by a car. - He didn't happen to him. - Sweet! - Where she was dead. - That's bad. - At Zed. - Let's play a Valorant at Zed. - My wife got struck by a car. - I was podcasting with At Ludwig Ogren. My wife got hit by a car accident. - It was super trippy. - They found her legs in West Covina. Crazy she was driving in Santa Monica. - Hey, by the way. - Do we actually fucking take a stance on some shit? - Oh, the name. - We stand with you, Nate. - We stand with Nate. - Yes. - I stand with Nate too, bro. - Dude, why does he have alcoholic face? (laughing) - What? - 'Cause he had a few fucking brews. - We shouldn't joke, 'cause the FTA did not have enough study time with Juvie. - Juvie and I have time. - And I think the effects are taking place and guess what? We had a lot of those caramel apples ourselves. - Bro, Juvie done new shit to you and said, "Make you fucking potent, ready to cut." - Juvie makes you potent. - That should've been there's blowing. - You know what they, the company you've got bought, Juvie actually don't know if you don't know this, they'd fucking use blue, this blue chew. - Yeah, it's blue chew. - Yeah, I don't know. - Is that a blue chew? - It's not a blue chew. - They fucking turn Juvie into blue chew. They just fucking ferment. - Those are traits of bone or drink. - Bone or drink. - Yeah, I think, I will not stand with-- - We stand with Nate. - That's what I'm saying. - We all fucking stand with you, bro. - Bro, you're right. If I was in your position, I would do the fucking shit. - God forbid, we spend a couple slots, hey boy? - God forbid, bro. - And you know we'd be ripping that shit, even if he weren't paying-- - I'm literally not hurting anybody. - Nor the either of you, you're not hurting anybody. - You're hurting the fucking soul, man. - Oh, I feel you close your eyes. Is this the video where you're feeling? - There we go. There's an Xbox on the top right, or top left, you're fucking pressing. - I do like the idea of him. Like, he's streaming slots and someone asks him, like, "Did Juvie change your DNA?" He's like, "Oh yeah, my helix is are fucked, dude." My helix is are fucked. - Yeah, it's cooked. - Yeah, my helix is. - I just lost full chat. Chat, they just broke my shield with that one, chat. (laughing) - So you're not gonna stand with him? - I am gonna, I'm gonna be brave and not stand with me. - Yeah, big ears, bro. - Yeah, big ears. - Yeah, why? 'Cause you fucking think gambling's fucking too cool if you're using some shit. - That's not quite true. My relationship with gambling is actually pretty complicated. - Yeah, he probably didn't notice that. - Even Asmengle was in that thread, like, pussy take, bro. (laughing) - Really? - He was like, "Really? - He was like, "Really?" - He was like, "Yeah, he said some shit." Like, "Gambling is basically killing one of your viewers." - Wow. - 'Cause like, 'cause those guys commit suicide all the time. And I was like, "Based, I'm using the next guy." (laughing) - How's it going, Aiden? - How's she doing? - She's okay. - Great. - Good. - She's shaking up. - She said, "Juvie's scared." - She's not picking up my phone calls, so now I'm worth it. Now she's just, wait, she's probably negotiating. - Did she say, "I'm fine," but she's crying. - No, she didn't. 'Cause it hung up like right when I stood up. So I couldn't answer, and then I called her react wise. And she didn't pick up. But she said, "Everything's fine already." Before that. Actually, I said this last week, girls love getting a fender bender and crying. It's like their favorite, I said this last week. - Might be the most sexiest thing you've said on this podcast. - They do that shit all the time. - Straight up, like reinforcing women are bad drivers and you're saying you're a bad driver. - No, they're not bad drivers. It's not her fault that she got a fender bender. - Right. - Someone could hit her, but girls get a fender bender and then start crying. - 'Cause they get it. - 'Cause they got in the fender bender. - Yeah, I'm not saying they can't drive. - And then boom, they start fucking crying everywhere. - Maybe they get in them on average more than men. - No, I don't read that part. - Dude, I was driving, yeah. And I got, I just got hit in the back just a little bit. It was like bumped and it was kind of annoying 'cause traffic wasn't moving that fast and stuff. And it's this woman in a car behind me and she look kind of young and she's like, she bumps me. And then I look in the mirror and then I look, I go out my window and I do this. - Yeah. - And she looks at me and she's like, "I'm sorry!" And I was like, "You're sorry, I just drove out." - You're one bad driving incident away from fucking, you know the show Beef? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should watch Beef 'cause I think he already did that once. - Yeah, but like-- - He did the first episode of Beef. - But yeah, I guess that's right. You could do a full season of Beef if something goes wrong. - Beef is two people who don't know each other get into a car accident, right? It's a car accident. - Not even a car accident, like a cutoff. - Yeah, yeah, it gets cut off. - Like a car altercation. - And then it turns into a season feud where they are trying to like, like kill each other basically. - They're trying to ruin each other's lives. - They find out where they live. They like, they go in Cognito into their house as like repairmen take kill each other. - Is this like a fictional show? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - But it's a fictional show with a lot to learn from. - Lots to learn from. So the thing is media is a reflection of our life. - Yeah, this is also the plot I believe of changing lanes with Ben Affleck from 20 years ago. So I do think I don't, I'm not interested in getting in fights with people. But when she hit my car, she was like, I'm sorry. And I was kind of like, oh, like I felt like I did something wrong even though my car wasn't moving at a red light. - Oh, she mocked a little bit. - She, I got mocked, that's what I was trying to say. And I was like, my bad. And then she drove off and I was like, okay. Guess I'll fuck, I'll fuck myself. - I'm sorry. - I'm gonna fuck yourself. - My fault. - I'm gonna cut it off. - No, don't, I've got it off like, I'm sorry. - Don't cut it off like, it's the only way I can lean on the jail. - Can't cut it off. - No. - No, you're not doing this. - No, I can't fuck. - I do fuck wanna see this. - No, no, no, no, no. - I'm just not a living resistance from the Hungry. - Love it, all this because you're just hungry? - No, it's because I'm fat, I'm fat and fuck. I'm a fat, ugly fucking lot of people in the world. - Yeah, but that's why you're big is because you're so hungry that you just eat everything that you see without any concern for nutrition calories or last night I had a ego waffle and I put peanut butter on it and honey and then I put epitome on it. I'm not done, I hate to put more on it. - Love it, you could get drizzled it in maple syrup. Okay, abs are put it in the maple syrup. I wanted to put it in the fridge 'cause I wanted the maple syrup in the whole fridge. - What about like it? - But I got hungry so I ate it before so I had to make it a new one that I put in the fridge. - What if I told you that there's a high quality, nutritious option that's easy to make and can be sent to you at your home? - Yeah, I do. - Just things like smoothie and kids. - What if it was six and hard every time you wanted? - Well, I mean with hunger it can be six and hard. - Every time you want. - They have over a thousand grocery items. Salad kits, smoothie and stack just like Nick said. They screen out over 200 additives like high fructose corn syrup and artificial sweeteners, all of the things that make your body this hideous thing that it's become. - And I know, I know part of the reason you want to do this. This seems like the quick and easy solution but hunger only takes less than 15 minutes to make. Less than 15 minutes. - Less than really fast, fast, fast, fast. - How's this sound, how opinion you're chicken hash? - That sounds like beef with mushrooms and green onions. - How about that? - It sounds yummy. - It sounds like you don't really want to cut it off anymore. - It tastes like the old country. - The issue 'cause I've been budging my finances. I don't know if I can afford it. What's the price look and like? - Oh, the price is great. And for a limited time, you can get 40% off your first box plus one free item in every box for life. If you go to hungryroot.com/theart and use code the yard. - I spent four million on that. It's hungryroot.com/theart, code the yard. And get 40% off your first box and a free item in every box for life, Ludwig. And you don't have to cut it off. - Yeah, you can use that weapon that you have for other things that aren't sort of directed at you. - Should we circumcise Eden? - Yes. - Yeah, let the semi-truck that ran that guy off the road and then that guy hit just T-bone me and the semi-truck just left. I'm like, you're in a semi. I feel like there's different rules. You gotta stay. - If you run the car. - Yeah. - 'Cause he cut somebody off that-- - He got away at a semi. - Yeah, I mean-- - You were just too slow. - You were literally too slow. - I think-- - Why do you actually just slow? - You should pursue there. - Me? - Why didn't you pursue? - I got T-bone. - That guy should pursue. - You're supposed to pursue. - You have to pursue. - No, I'm covered. - I'm covered. - You're damn it. It's not about covering and money and all that. You pursue. - I pursue. - Okay, so that. - Do you care? - I see. - Yes or no. - What do you want to do? - Yes or no, do you care? - Because I would assume that a man that cares what a person is. - Because here's what a man does when he gets in a fender. - I can't even say I care, 'cause I don't care. - A woman can cry as a man pursuits. - You don't care. - I'm gonna go take a baseball back to your car right now. - No. - See if you care. - I guess he doesn't care. - I'm saying I care. - But I think at the moment I say I care, he'd be like, well, you didn't care 'cause you didn't chase the semi. - He didn't pursue. - So I guess I don't care. But I think I thought I cared. - If I hit your car with a bat right now, would you pursue? - I would hit your car with a bat. - That's not pursuing really. - Okay, that would be good. - But it's like, okay, imagine this, if I hit your car with a bat and the window, lands and cracks Aiden's window. - Would Aiden pursue? - Aiden should pursue. - Oh, absolutely, absolutely. - You're pursuing me? - Absolutely, of course. - But, okay. - Pursuit the person who hit my seat. - His window? - Yeah. - And his way to go. - What the hell? - Cracks your window. - Why would he pursue me? - He was a bystander. - I was doing my own thing. - I would pursue you. - You would pursue me. - Yeah. - The situation where my window got hit by someone's window. - My car got hit. - My car got hit. If he hits Simon's car in it, well, you're kind of throwing it in your car. I pump fake slime in it, if I wanted to. So if I didn't hit him, I'm like, yeah. And then he went, whoa, like that. And his hand went back and hit your face. Yeah. Would you pursue me? Yeah. You would. I pursue slime. I think you should pursue me. I'd have to pursue him. That's what happened in my case. No. To my job, he should not hit anyone. No, I'm pursuing. I'm pursuing that. And the guy hit me. Mm. Whoever strikes should be pursued. So I should have pursued the guy who hit me. Which I did and I got my money. I don't think there's a limit to how much you can pursue, by the way. This is a false dichotomy. Are you pursuing him or are you pursuing him? Let's pursue both. We pursue both. We litigate at the maximum level. No, but we have to. We have to do James. We have to accept that even though we have the goal, the noble goal of pursuing all, we must triage. Why must we triage? We must triage and choose whom to pursue first. Well, hi. You think sweet James is limited? You're using me, we started with me and you bring somebody who's omnipotent into the conversation. It's like how obviously he can pursue all. A Google plus one. Mm. I mean, if you're talking about omnipotence, we could pursue Christ. Oh. That always ends up working out. Jesus made. And we all have to. We all have to. We do end up having to do that. We all chase Christ no matter what. You're a God-fearing man. Oh, God-fearing man, yeah. What is Christ allow so much pain? And like, in the car? Why is the car so dangerous? Why does Christ allow so much pain in the car? Because he allows you to get point to point. Be really fast. Well, he allows us to die and then like really often, like more often than like cars. He gives you joyous freedom to drive. But the freedom comes at a cost. Why doesn't Christ remove the cost? Huh? Yeah. Why does Christ not remove the cost? Well, then why not eat the cookie without the calorie? Exactly. These teachers' lessons. Oh. They help form us. Why didn't you use his no lessons? We don't know. So we can be good onto other ones. What? We could make a good on them. We could be good onto other by learning lessons. Because otherwise we become hewnistic freaks. Eating cookies, driving fast. Yep. No consequentials. Yep. No complications. We're in consequentials. Christ really is all and he is mighty. Thanks, Ludwig. Don't worry. (laughs) My best ball. You waste such a good youth pastor. Oh, dude. He would sit backwards in that chair. You'd be like the jerseki sketch with a youth pastor. If you were my guy at fucking young life, I would go every Wednesday night. Yeah. Because you were, you know, you're bisexual, you know, I'm bisexual. You were bisexual. You would be attracted to the guy you apply. That's the application. I wouldn't have been attracted to him. Oh, you would be. You were attracted to him now. No. You would be attracted to Uncle Pastor Ludwig. What are you talking about? No. You would be fantasizing about him. You wouldn't fantasize about him. (laughs) All right, y'all. Let's just aid and stay after. (laughs) I want to go for some, say, Psalms with you. Aid and stay after. Okay. I'll read it. Can we, like, play catcher or something? You know my Leviticus? Talk about slave trade. I don't. You know? They talk about slaves in the Bible. Talked a lot about slaves. The Old Testament didn't have it all wrong. (laughs) The Old Testament has some wisdom in there. If you can read the whole thing. (laughs) Uncle Ludwig. Uncle Pastor Ludwig. Oh, we got some shit for you to know. Oh, really? I got some nuggets. It's a truth for you to know. (laughs) Nimble on my nugget. What? Nimble on my Uncle Pastor Ludwig. It's just Nimble on my nugget. No, I mean, nugget. (laughs) I don't think I won. I think I want to go home. I called your parents are coming late today. (laughs) The last night when you guys were playing league and Super was like, Super was like his nick here. I'm like, sup. He's like, "Do you get in stack?" And he's like, "Oh, I can't play with four." I was like, "All right, well, you know, "I'm around. "I want to play. "You know, I know you want to play. "I saw a shaker. "His ult. "Get online. "Just kind of sit." Cheers. He messaged me the eye open eye emoji. Flat ignored it. You know why? You ignored it. Wow. You know why? 'Cause I didn't know you. I'll tell you what you didn't. Well, I had previous arrangements to play with Super. I literally hopped on a call with them on stream and said, "Hey, whenever you want to riff, bro, "let me know." He said, "Okay. "You're in chat begging for his paws load." And then he picks you up, doesn't hit me up. I log in. I'm watching fucking Super in Ludwig. And I said, "Can't believe my doctor didn't lose anything, "and believe what has happened." Please. I know what I want. You said, "Hey, Bull, come around some time and fuck my wife." I said-- Hey, Todd. And what I did is I said, "Hey, Bull, there's an Uber outside your house." There's an Uber outside your house right now. Uber black. You're gonna, it's an Uber black. You're gonna come to me right now. This actually-- Really? We'll get back this, but this reminds me, this is a bit of a deviation. I sent this to Aiden. Is this-- This is me, too. I sent it to-- I'll send it to Ludwig. Someone, you're so annoying today. Jesus. Okay. So I sent this to you. Oh, yeah, my glove on us. Let's treat me the fucking respect. Then come get it. So I sent this-- So is this unethical thin sub? Message a hot alpha on Grindr asking if I could suck him off. Very standard. Offered to pay for his Uber's to come over. Another beta F slur, I believe this guy's gay, sent me the cash for the Uber black SUVs for the DOM. The beta strains in his cash while I get to swallow the DOM's load. So he matches with the hot DOM alpha. Get's the beta sub elsewhere to buy him the Uber black to get the alpha DOM to come over. Wow, that is peak. He can swallow the DOM's load and he said, you want to cover Uber's for him? The sub says, I'll do anything for him, capital H. Right. And anything you instruct me to do for alphas, he says, send 50, we want Uber black SUVs, F slur. That's Max Plush. He is Maxing Plush. I mean, I kind of did this, right? I had you as the jungler ganking for my DOM. I was playing top. I had you come in. I said, dude, you had two betas watching. I had no betas watching two betas in the Cuxier being like, God, that be folks fun. Well, you get the kills, bro. I had a good team fight. And super, she said, fuck her gun for me. Slimey's putting the whole thing with the grand sake of watching the driving global. You know, the deal is like an influencer broadcast, like a get rich quick. Dude, you know what super loves to say? He loves to say, oh, you got spread open? No. Got spread open. Do you spread you up and tops you? Is that FAPs? That's WFAPs. That's WFAPs. I can't believe you said, what's FAPs? Yeah, I didn't get it. FAPs does this anything? Yeah, that's good. That's good. I know some dudes who need it now. Is it just W Goons? FAPs is like-- It's FAPs. It's all like millennial like FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP. The sound of a match to me. No, it's W. No, I know what it means. But is it mean like WFAP? What do you think it means? Like, that's good beats. Like, it's good Goons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm getting that that is what it meant. But I thought it stood for some other shit. No, it's just for FAPing. You know a big hot word right now is creepy. It's creepy right now. Fairs is really popular. Fairs. You're being creepy, bro. It's creepy guys as fairs. I make fun of people who say fairs. I said that shit of fucking roasting her. It's stolen from Australians. No, it's not. It is. It's from Australia. You don't know that. I'm just saying in general. As Australians, I've been saying fairs forever. Yeah, but it's from Lafayr's. What's that? What is that? You know Lapees? Oh, no. I'm out. I'm out. We just said six things I don't know. This is like when lovely explain six seven on the podcast to us. Ain't no one in over black for this guy. What's called it? There was. Oh, called it. I can be on the show now. Is this up? Can I say? You know what? You have over one now. You don't know. And I'll let I'll buy the uber black so that you can get away. You wake up at 8 a.m. To look at all the emails to get all the fucking doms. They're uber blacks. Yes. You just get rid of them from midnight because you'll be in bed by the. I reply to them at 8 a.m. And I eagerly await my next morning of a replying to my doms emails for their uber blacks. Kai said I show speed play Minecraft hardcore. Right. I show speeds sees diamonds. He goes, diamond. Diamond. And it's not diamond. And Kai recognizes this. A different man. And he goes, no, that's Lapise. That's Lapise. Yeah. That's what that's from. Lapise lazily. Okay. Yes. Lapise. That's Lapise. And then people took him saying that's Lapise. And made it like a spiritual meme. And then became a spiritual meme. That's Lapise. Is it mean to say like the peace. The peace. The peace. Lapise. And then. And then Lapise. And then. I think of Braden. He started. He made Lafayr's. What is that response to? Lafayr's. Lapise. What's the jump he makes? Lafayr's is a concession of. It's almost a concession of being wrong. Like that's a brown jacket. He's like, no, it's not. Ah, fairs. Like, right? Like this is the emotional state of. That's fair. It's like, that's fair. I don't think they thought about that much. I think he just said Lafayr's. And now we have fairs. But is this the content context in which people. Like super say fairs. It was a. I mean fairs. Fairs, fairs, twitchy mouth. Thanks, fairs, twitchy mouth. Okay. What is it supposed to mean? It's also an email. Fairs. I got it. Yeah, it's an email. It's an email. Oh, it's an email. Lapise. Oh, I still don't have any that should turn it on. Oh, yeah, turn it on. You're fucking old. The shit, bro. Dude, his ass looks frumpy. Yeah. Sorry, you got a frumpy ass and that your girlfriend got into a car accident. And I hope she's okay. I was podcasting with Nick from the yard, by the way. Yeah. Girl, forget a car accident, crazy stuff. Also, I have alcoholic face and I'm going to be playing slots on the street. So what made you say that women cry when they get in fender benders? Uh, anecdotal evidence. Is it just your girlfriend? Every time. Yeah. Is, is in, are you in like five? Are you exclaiming out how many accidents she's been in or the fact that she cries every time? Um, I just think it's funny to, you know, like when a baby falls and then it hurts crying because it's not really hurt. It's just kind of scared. Uh-huh. Girls do that when they get some minor car accidents. Yeah, I think. Okay. I think I've noticed this. Okay. And what, and you think it's an, I mean, men, men punch drywall, you know, we all have funny things. What you draw is the same thing. It's funny. We all have our fun. You think it's abnormal? I think it's abnormal. I, I don't think it's abnormal. I think it's overreacting. It's overreacting. Yeah. Yeah. You think she's overreacting? I think, I think if his girlfriend, how's she doing? She's overreacting. Yeah. And I have my six soft voice. I mean, I kind of am in a relatable right now. How is she doing, bro? She's sobbing on the phone and I said, why do girls always do this? And what she said, is she like having an explanation? And she just said, and she says, the back got, got barely bumped and she's just the tears are exploding. And she's sobbing. And she's sobbing. Aiden's girlfriend once cried because she thought about a frog. That's true. I don't know. That's true. Which is totally fine. It's just that sometimes they be crying can be something that we do when it's a bigger deal. I accept it with open up. She's enough. She's enough. She's enough. I cried when my father died in front of me. Did you that was so long ago? My father? What's this? You'll cry enough I cry the most I cry the most I cry the most no you don't I cry the media isn't a bad thing It's not a bad thing. It obviously cries the most I cry more. I had a lot of it's it's dealers choice I cry the most it's fun You cry the most yes, I'm the most in touch in touch with what did you? Sorry, I've fucking almost cried right there. Why because I just thought about you really? Yeah Did you turn did you did something change in your mind? What do you mean because it you do cry more now? I know I cry more. Yes. I cry the most you open your eyes. I realize that women are right You just realize that to be clear she wasn't crying out of my whole life It was fine buddy. I could barely use you as fucking. I could hear it. You're not the fucking cover for her I think that's based bro. I think crying is like I have these thresholds in my mind of like is this an acceptable cry Or is this like a reasonable cry is a better word and it's because yeah, so I'm like hey come here And it's usually it's like a come here, but sometimes it's not a come here, and I'm like why are we crying? We here to figure out why we're crying and that's the mission. I don't know this my girlfriend cuz she doesn't cry last time I do it eight and last time we cried, but not because of a piece of media Last time and it's not for media. I cried you're saying last time we cried and media doesn't count Because he crafted this rule that crying to media does not count this is like asking the first that last time you beat off from your mind Palace I can do that too. Of course. I could tell you both right now same fucking day, too I think I would win in a beat off against you a real beat off in a beat. Yeah, so 100% wait What would the metronome most you locked it a room? You're locked in like a cubic case. Yeah, and there's nothing in there And you have to beat to complete right, and you have to race the other guy, but you're isolated from you can't hear him grunt Is that could influence the action? That's not a lot of the action wait. No, I would that's kind of like That's like defensive gameplay, you know Did you know what I mean? I feel like I don't think you should It's more of like I'll get off to that. I think you should be able to deny minions Maybe I'm a league player You can send math problems There's a little like electric like they're tied a little electric impulses and you can like make their quads tense Take a little away. Oh, they're sending blood flow fucking top lane. I got like I Think I could I think okay who wins a week of no No touchy, and but then we go in the box, and it's four of us and I have to beat to complete fastus beat fastus beat to complete no materials Oh, my imagination is visit I'm I can get it done in 30 seconds almost a question 30 seconds 35 from soft Can you wait you could go from soft to bus and 35 seconds? I think so no I think so I think actually it's a force can gap. Fuck me. You're you have you have bad you're in a bad starting position I'll give you that I use a handicap for force I could go I could go I could get that done. Yeah I think I'm with him. I think I'm a little longer but I've also like I can do it with my mind. I don't even have to touch myself. I think I I go submit I do it many nights. Well, there is no you don't do it. I lose it away. Do it that much still there should be I still got it There should there should be a there should be a a least strokes like a golf rule. I can do zero I think there's merit to that. If you stroke if you stroke slow but lock is that just time? No, no I think it's all time. Of course because like there's glitch there's glitchless which I think would be yeah Having no force was 100% having forced having no force 100% is your butt ass I think 100% is you and somebody and egg and there's a baby We didn't discuss this is this is a modified version of the rope off Which we discussed the long time ago I believe this is a volume which was the longest rope. Yeah, but that's like volume Like I think it's different like when you're playing for time There's just different factors a play. Can you get there without your hand? I don't think it yeah I think he's lying. I think he's like I've done it. No Because it's different obviously just different why I don't understand why it's fucking different It's just cuz I can do shape in my mind. You're not doing it. You're mine. You're actually like it's a different Ghost is jerking me off That's what you're not volunteering to bust and you're not sure that's not true. I think it's having like sex with Christ I think you're because I've stopped it No, you haven't you've guess I have you've loosened anti-busted. Yes. I thought that was a myth Cuz I knew that it was a dream and then I was gonna bust in my pants and I didn't want to wake up and clean bus No, so I don't know Now we're just I genuinely don't live here about the integrity of this podcast anymore You don't you don't you don't fucking care about my life. This is what I'm on our Major League baseball player. I can stop myself from busting using lucid dream techniques or I can bust without using my hand It's so it's so funny that I busted pay my sleep In with you in the room and and you're like yeah totally believe it and then it's like oh, I saw myself He's like impossible. It's impossible. It's not impossible. I just don't think you're capable of doing it. You're croaking I don't think you're Croaking you're croaking You're literally croaking your last fucking leg Yeah, you're making up lies. I can be lying to in slander. I will do both then fine I I sleep over anywhere you want and I'll fucking come in my pants and then and then the next morning I won't and does that prove it? I think it's it's one of those things I said the reason why you're arguing it so perfectly is cuz it's impossible to prove you could just say Guess what I didn't do today. I stopped myself from coming like this is Well, you know you can measure if I'm watching you in a box on CCTV and you're in this white box with nothing in it And you go from soft to to bust with with your hands taped behind your back. This is what we do We we get a lot of it to do like a sleep study where we monitor his brain activity when he busts his load It's awesome load when he's sleeping in his pants right done this and then we check the waveform and then we go Okay, you need to produce that waveform with no bust. Right. I did this. I did a sleep study when I was 11 and you bust No, I didn't bust. I didn't do that. It's like wow They put a gold star on the wall. Yeah, yeah, and they put me in a MRI. Yeah, I think it's what it was and And I and I kept I don't know why I couldn't stop thinking about breasts Okay, the whole time and thinking about do you get a bone job in the MRI and I was getting little sounds like a fixed one in there I was get yeah, and and and then I got out and then I was really nervous about it. So I was like It's like, what do you see? Because I thought they could see the porn in my mind So I kept asking I was like you see like images You don't see like pictures and stuff right and they're like now It's just like like frequencies as I but like can you like any you know like wow, what zones is hitting? I'm doing my job. This is my job is my business. This is your bit you mind what? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You can't just mine R shit, right? And you get all the ore? Yeah, I get the materials. What's the business? What's the business? I go around and I mine things and I take the materials back and I put it on conveyor belt and it comes out as different materials, cell materials. Buy for one, sell for two. We sell to who? Customers. How? I haven't got that for yet. So you don't have a way to sell it? All you do is mine? Yeah, I have a trove of materials. I will tell you how, if you promise to stop mining R set, don't, don't, I'll tell you how to sell it. You can mine everywhere else. Let me see it. No. You just try square. You can use square. What's that? Square is a platform that lets you take payments in person or online, you know, like little things where people tap their card. Oh my god, you're going to like a coffee shop and you get to use square and you tap and pay and you get your coffee and you get some rewards points. Yeah, I do that sometimes. I do it for the customer, but it's also as the business owner, you can track your sales and your team and your customers. Other miners, you look over. I've been to your house and you kind of just keep miscellaneous piles of ore everywhere. I don't think you really have a counted up or anything. I don't think, and maybe we could track the inventory. We could categorize it in some like boxes or something. I'm realizing how much ore you have. I'm realizing this is all boring. I don't want to do any of this stuff. I only like the mining part. You're British, this will earn more. It'll earn more. It'll earn more. I mean, that's the beautiful thing is-- 36% more revenue on average. You don't have to do this part. Square scales with you, so you could just get someone else to sell all of your ore with square and then you'd make more revenue. I don't even know how your customers pay you right now. If you accept more ways of payment, you could use it as an average payment. Yeah, 'cause what's weird is you keep saying, I'm only accepting emeralds, but nobody has emeralds. Nobody has emeralds. Guys, I'm starting to understand it. Yeah, to square. OK, it's your starting a business or running on that deserves a better tools. Square helps you sell, manage, and grow without slowing down. Right now, you can be up to 200 dollars off square hardware at square.com/go/yard. That's squ-ar-e.com/go/yard. I want to remind you business smarter where Square gets started today. Yeah, I just limited durability. But Square can last forever. It was a diamond peg, he must have been using that. Square.com/go/yard. What is the sleep study result then? They don't tell me, and they just, I did it. But you do it till I find out we need a statewide machine or something. My mom made me do it. OK. Wow. I'm just going to imagine a story. It wasn't for like, did your mom think maybe you were, hmm, it's like slow. You need to analyze. Did you think I was slow? No? Oh, didn't they, you were smart. Yeah, she did. Really? Yeah, she thought I was bright. Your sister was bright. It was a genius. What are you? No. She thought I was a bright kid. Right here, man. No. Let's say I'm a bright kid. Oh, my teacher said I was such a bright kid. That was great. You were probably such a pleasure to have in class. Yes. So they all said I was smart. You think you were a joy? That was a joy in class. Was your mom a teacher while you were going to school? Yeah. Your teacher says I was in like, second grade. No, but, dude, was she a teacher at your school? No, no, no, no. She a different district. How is SAU 41? She is. Oh, I could, we can't sleep you. I'm just running. It's for hitting baseball. I know. But it has harder on the knuckles. You get, you get kicked out. I get kicked out where? The game. From baseball? Yeah. That's fine. If I, dude, if I sleep you cold on TV in a baseball diamond, lock me up. Yeah. I'm like this. Did you tap? Yeah. I said, review that one. What's the review? Well, yeah, it was. He did get slept. No, it looks like he's kind of a wake falling down. He fell. It looks like he lost grip with his foot. Oh, man. I kind of want to kick my girlfriend down while she's down, you know. What the fuck was that? I kind of want to make fun of her on the show. What is up with you, too? What? Can I not make fun of her? What do you mean you're fucking women always fucking cry, guy? Yeah, and I'm always there to be a shoulder. That's nice. That's pretty good. He did say that. I thought it was implied. I thought we understood that about me. I'll say it next time. It's not. And then you're the. Well, she said some crazy shit. What'd she say? She says some crazy shit. What'd she say? She said we saw new social network. Oh, I heard it bad. Turns out it's fucking shit. Okay. And then we're talking about digger, that new Tom Cruise movie. Oh, I heard it's good. And I've heard it's really good, but box office. It's to a bad floppy. And then she says, flop skis, Tom Cruise is washed now. He doesn't have the pull that he once had, like not as many people care about him anymore. And then I was like, you are crazy for saying that. That's your craziest entertainment opinion. No, I don't have that crazy at all. I'm crazy. I think there's a lucid reason. And then he's not Tom Holland. I think what she's saying is true, maybe not to the extent that she believes it, but true. He's not Robert Pattinson. No, that was the example she gave. And I'm like, Tom Cruise is a way bigger box office pull than Robert Pattinson right now. Not domestically. Robert Pattinson is more relevant to maybe like a younger, like on average, younger audience or like a more American audience. But I am. Tom Cruise is a megastron. I'm the demographic for Tom Cruise. I watched Mission Impossible 2 in theaters with the Limp Biscuit version of that song. Are you fucking listening? In theaters. In theaters playing. In theaters playing. In theaters playing. Blah, blah, blah. So what you want to do? What you want to do? He says that. Fucking movie theaters, Gen Z Fuck and I do not care if Tom Cruise is in movies. No, but I think people broadly do what? Okay. Here's a simple question for you. Yes. What's going to make more money? Digger or prime time? Uh, prime time probably. I'm like drop. I already have. Like drop. But I said pedophiles. I think, I think. I think Digger did bad because they marketed it really poorly, because if you look at Tom Cruise's like previous five movies before that, they've all made like $600 million plus. What were they mission impossible and top gun ever? Yeah. So that's not Tom Cruise. That's the brand of the movie that's like, if Tom, if Top Gun didn't have Tom Cruise in it, it wouldn't have made that much more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like it's ultimately that's that's a dumb thing to say. It's not Tom Cruise in the movie. It's not Tom Cruise is like the nostalgia Tom Cruise, which is a different Tom Cruise. Do you see the movie that like Top Gun is popular because like it's infused with him as an actor. It's an nostalgia Tom Cruise, which is a larger tap in than Tom Cruise. But that's what I'm saying. Tom Cruise is like a fucking mega stop zipper Google SEO what's been searched more this year. Tom Cruise or Robert Pattinson. Interesting. Definitely. I feel like this is the raw battery ever about to get your fucking headbone off. You know the special with the gun of information, the gun of information is going to blow your head off. There's a bunch of things up more often when they don't know what it is already. The rocket launcher of facts is going to blow your chest. Put it on your DNA and you're going to get like a cow and Cambodian. Look at a Tom Cruise Tom Cruise and then clicked a picture with him in it. Do the last. Yup. And then Robbie Pat literally the last time Tom Cruise was popping was that Bobby Schmertus on computers when he got mentioned. What are we saying? What are we talking about? Brood. Bitch. I'm Bobby with that tool. Bitch, I'm Bobby with that. Robert Pattinson. Go to the picture. Yep. Alright. Oh, Aiden one. No, it looks like the R.P. is inspiration. No, no, no, no, no. We want, we want because Aiden said that they look at up more when they don't know anything about it. Yeah. It actually depends. It actually depends. I mean, I think it depends. It depends. You're doing it. Is it crazy that Limp Biscuit got pulled to do the theme song for that movie? What? No, I don't think it's crazy. Why is that crazy? That's not what Biscuit. That's gone. That's gone. Or is it disturbed? No, it's disturbed. Why? It's disturbed. Don't worry. Limp Biscuit. Limp Biscuit. Limp Biscuit. Limp Biscuit. Limp Biscuit. No, I promise. Is it spelled BIS? It's BIS. It's BIS. It's BIS. It's BIS. It's BIS. IT. IT. Fucking clever. I did it all for the lookie. What? That's good. That's good. I'm surprised. Can I say? I'm surprised. I think the data is in my favor. I think Tom Cruise has Paul, and I think maybe she's a little disrespectful to him, but I think he's also a little felled off. And I think we have to accept this. I think he's felled off and that he's like less popular than he was like 10 years ago. I think Tom Cruise's Paul is if he does a movie that's really catered internationally. And I think that's really the biggest issue here. Yeah. Here's what I'm hearing. We live in a global world. Wait, what are we talking about? It's last night. You got upset at your girlfriend because she insulted Tom Cruise. Yeah, so I said, I hope you get in a car crash tomorrow. You got weirdly mad. Yeah, I did. I got really upset. You got weirdly mad angry. And you came to work and answered an e-mail at 8 a.m. for your DOM. Your alpha DOM. Your alpha DOM's going to over DOM. I ordered three over by any moment that was going to come off. And then you get in here. You do this fucking podcast where he's pretending to be in the MLB. I'm not fucking pretending. I'm on my way. You are pretending to be in it. Come again. All in fuck said, I would never be here where I am right now. You said I'd never have this fucking podcast. I feel like I didn't fuck all of you. You know what I encourage you. In a way, in a way, I think we kind of did because I think we guessed you would have quit. But you fucking said my fiddle six couldn't do shit. Carried last night. It did. It did. I literally cared. You made it with the moon. I said with the little sticks. I love your fiddle sticks. You fucking anything, bro. You made it. I'm not looking at anything I can't wait for you to speed you get a rude awakening for what? He doesn't know it's got me feel a rude boy. Rube boy. Rube boy. Go on have a rude awakening. I think I think he's a box office hero. That's true. That's really cool. He's a box. Not anymore, but he's on top 10. What do you mean? He's on top 10. He's on top 20. Top 10 highest grossing actors. Top 20 last highest grossing actors. Isn't it like fucking the rock scar, no scar, no scar, Joe. No, no, no. So we had done. Yeah, in half the way it's like the high, so he's done. Yeah. She's in like every Marvel movie that cleared $2 billion and she's an avatar and an avatar. Isn't like Samuel Jackson up there? Yep. Sammy. I thought he was like two while ago. Scar, Joe. That's a per. Wait, what's that we want? I want highest grossing last 10 years. I want to see if Tom Cruise is grossing bull. Highest grossing actors in the last 10 years that are also bulls. Highest grossing bulls in their private life. In their private lives and how much are they making? You got to make a lot as a bull, huh? Find an actual list if you can. Wikipedia below. Last 10 years. Right there. Look. We're wiki. Yep. Oh, Tom Cruise is in there, baby. Oh, shit. Scar, Joe, fellow. Bucky seven. He got me. He's soul. Tom Cruise is in there. He's actually in there. Damn. Well, this is all Tom. Wait, Vin Diesel is in adventures. My name's Tom. Oh, the film itself. I see. Why is he in half the way? He's Groot. He's Groot. Vin Diesel is Groot. Vin Diesel is Groot. Are you fucking with me? No. Vin Diesel is Groot. That is so interesting. Oh, he's Groot. Vin Diesel. He got paid $700 million. Do you see him? I'm Groot. And then sometimes sometimes he's small and he goes, I'm Groot. He does small Groot too. Can I ask question? You're fucking with me. Who's Frank Welker? Oh, you know. I've never seen this person in my life. Is this voice acting? What was he doing? The voice acting and the voice acting inside out. No, no. Transformers. Oh, is he Optimus? He might be Optimus fucking from Ali. That's cool. Oh, is it because he has all the cameos? Oh, we should have got into movies earlier. Did I actually fucking agree with you, dude? This list is crazy because it's just a movie star. Anybody who managed to squeeze in the MCU for 10 years is just on the list. Yeah. A vendor's endgame is so big. Three Billy and they're re-releasing it. Why is that we love the re-releasing? It's across the heroes glow. That's just because it relates to like the human element. So like all language transcends language. Is that it? Yeah, really. I mean, imagine a guy. Now imagine he can fly around. Yeah, imagine he should be ill. They're sick and they have great values. And they stand for people in principles and even try to slice them. So you get all the China. I probably will fucking love them too. Many love them too, for sure. How is he going to say something about anything? I was going to, I was going to nail Aiden to the wall. I was going to nail him to the wall. Oh, it's because he can't do Krillian for, for, for, for, for, for once and for all. He can't crack Krillian's on bad game. Of Crackling on earth itself. It is a bad game because you can, you can manipulate it in gaming. Oh, sometimes. Do we talk about how the maker of Krillian's a Luddbud? Yeah. What? What? Crazy. Luddbud known Luddbud. Luddbud. Luddbud was an answer to the Krillian and his answer had a personal note that was like, he's been in chat. Oh, my God. Koko. Koko. Koko. Koko. Koko. Koko. Koko. Koko. Koko. Yeah. Yeah. Like all the streamers that had little notes in like the like name of Twitch streamer one, it was all like people in the sphere. Like relatable to Luddbud gets some level. Stansy had one. Stans and like super. Stans got a shout out on the Krillian. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think? No, I've seen everything. It was a name with Twitch streamer. Listening this game to this podcast right now, the guy who made it. Krillian guy. Because we mentioned it probably someone in this life. We'll send it to Krillian guy. Put me in there. Put me some crazy shit. Yeah. Yeah. Do name a podcast with more than a hundred thousand. Oh, dude. Krillian guy. Low key. Remove auto corrects. Auto correct ruins the game. Krillian guy. I think it needs an overhaul, not a remove because I think it's it's bad gameplay. If the answer is like the red and you put red. Yeah. I guess it's true. You want it if you're trying to like spell if you're using it genuinely. It needs an overhaul. It needs to be less broad. It's so cheesy. Because do the other day. Oh my god. What was mine? The other day it was like name something that comes in roles. And I was like I couldn't think of anything. So I started doing the spam where you just spam random things that might come in roles. I put like potato or something. And it auto corrected the like straw hat. Straw hat potato roll from Belgium. Just strut. Nothing else. And then it was like a purple. And I was like I guess. Yeah. Sometimes you bang for the cuts. Is that what you do? I don't do. I do. I do. I don't do that. I got a gold the other day because I remembered it from seventh grade. Yeah. I've seen the gold. Golds out of him by the way. It was a man made element. I bred it in a book in seventh grade. It's like this is a man made element. I said let's go that and got red. Here's the thing dude. I've got a gold like what name it? It was all a streamer. I remember. Oh I've got a gold. There we go. I've never gotten a gold. There we go. Do you remember what you're gold? My goal is to name a country with the letters A and M in it. And I said more or Tania more Tania is never gold. I think he's like more Tania was a gold that day. I remember every time. Sometimes they change. They shift. And Gora used to be a hot purple. Now it's gay red. Yeah. Because you know what it is. People are reading what was the top and using it next time. Because it does repeat a lot. Sometimes you can't get a gold because the answer pool is so short. Mostly with countries. And so sometimes it's like there's just no gold. Yeah. I have seen no golds. Yeah. No golds. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah. I don't know. You're an idiot. Because I feel like we've not been together. And we've been posting our crilions. And every time you post it's like I got a hundred. And it's like how whole. And it's like you're playing family fucking feud over there. You're you are making fun of me on this podcast by exaggerating. I think that's right. Because sometimes sometimes I get things like 240. I think I could crack 100. And it doesn't go above 300. I don't think I've ever gone below average. And I don't think you've ever gone above that. And I think I can crack a hundred without knowing the category. I think you give me 25 seconds to spam words. I think I crack a hundred. You get there. Yeah. I think the best score. It's actually been a downhill thing for me because the best score I ever got was when we were behind you on a flight. And then I tried it for the first time. And then I got over 400 on my first try. You had just watched his girlfriend do it and then did it himself. Then why are you talking to me? Why are you fucking talking to me? I don't think it was information. I think it's literally the most helpful thing possible. I don't think it was a big help. I don't think I watched someone do the word and then I baked it. Wow. Yeah, my girlfriend off. I just had a bull come in and fucking put her in her hour. I made her do it. I made her come. That was me. Hold on. One that would of course count. That definitely does count. Yeah. That would because I bought him the Uber Black. Right. So you get all the credit. Showing the receipt. See? Oh, no, the reason why I didn't I ignored Jake's message is because we did a poker night the other night. And he I kept making this joke that he can't speak English. He's from the check. He's a guy from the check and he always shoves. And then he just got this insane hand on me and I was spiteful. Wow, spiteful. That's it. I heard HR got rinsed. Oh my God. Disgustingly rinsed. It wasn't I. Okay, I show up to this poker game. I was like just like some of the boys. I thought it was going to be for way higher stakes. And it's like this time it wasn't. So I'm like excited. And I'm like, let's do this. And then you sit down and I'm like, okay, it's fine. I play normal. He ends up playing 10% of hands. Let me tell you this. If in the home game hierarchy, if you need to cut a guy, you're cutting the guy. No, no, because Aiden, you know what he's good at? Plank messaging the group chat to get him to play again. Is it worth the guy playing 10% of hands? Is it worth the guy playing 10% of hands to have the game at all? Yes. Otherwise the game doesn't exist. I'd rather not. It's actually great because we're saying so many. We're saying so many weird lies here. Not a lie. And once they even better send a lie account, man, you were the one that you pinged and you offer you use the place. Oh, I didn't ping. It's not a lie. I counted it. What do you mean? Are they pinged? That's what I mean. I'm right. I didn't ping. You can cut them. You didn't. Yeah, we got them. And there's nothing wrong with fault. We're cutting you. You can't get action because if everyone played like you, what do we do? There is no game. Bringing my bowl to the book or night to play for me. That's not true. I'm looking at his cards. Nice, nice, nice. What are you going to do now? You're going to also check, right? It was an open-ended drawing that you said it was low stakes and you said it was like pretty high stakes last time. It was the same blinds for both sessions. I just remember last time going up a good amount of money. Yeah, you went up $900. It was insane. A lot of money. That's a lot of money. It was more than that. Miles $1900 and you won, like, didn't you win like $200 or something? Yeah. This game did not approach these numbers. So when I came and I was like, oh, that's fine. To be fair, I was fine. It's because Atreoc showed up. I'm not, I'm not going to, Atreoc, each buying is $100. The blinds are, we played one-on-one. And Atreoc showed up and putting $500 in the first seven hands. Yeah, that's the thing. He kept going all in and losing. I also did that last time and I kept going all in and people calling it all in at the home game. Well, Atreoc was incapable of folding. So I kept calling him pig all night. I basically said that I took it. It's like, you can't, you can't just take it because it's a little slimy here, sucked out so many times. So many times. It's actually unbelievable. There's someone explain this to her. It means that you have a losing hand but you get a card that makes your hand a winning hand. Oh. - Yeah, if you guys are getting jacked and you live. - The truck is up big off the flop. They've gone to the river and signed. - Heaks it out. - And then you call him a pig, and then you call me after that. - And then you call him a pig, you're a pig! - I called him a pig after he was incapable of folding. And I tried to run an auction and I also complained. - And you continued to call him a pig for the rest of the game. - I said, oh, come here. And I was like, I was pretending that I was licking a hundred dollar bill and slapping it on the side of him. (laughing) - Can I ask you a question? - Please. - Would you rather atrocks at your home game or addins? - Oh, you want five atrocks. - So why not? - He wants the atrocks. He wants the guy who punts you. - You make him feel good. - It's so, you want me to play nine two off from the beginning. - I played probably more like poker than anyone here. - That's true. - And here is what you do to guys like atrocks. He is incapable of folding and he wins because you're trying to make an awesome play that impresses everyone with seven doos. And he doesn't fold 'cause he's a pig. Then you can call him a pig 'cause he won. He won the money. And if you suck out on him, you do this. It's like when your friend loses in tournament, you all look away. You suck out, you're picking up and you just kind of like, sorry, like you don't say sorry, but you're like, you look a little guilty about it. - You want to do this? - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Yeah, I've hit that before. (laughing) - You had me, you had me, yeah. - You didn't do that. - Yeah, I did do that with that, 'cause I know how to use the pig at the game. - I would also believe. - You called him a pig more than you're letting out, 'cause you're making it tell you you called a pig. - I called him a pig because I knew that I was allowed to do that. - I was just a random person. - How many times? - 40? - You think you called A-Trigger Pig over 40 times? - Probably over 40. - Does that include snorting at him? - Yeah. - Yeah, I was just kidding. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - And he is the sword. - If you were to include illusions that he's a pig in addition to calling him a pig, do you think you made over 100 illusions? - Do we, do we, do we, and this is a good question. I'll answer it honestly. Do we count? - Do we? - Like calls? - Yes, if you're trying to call a pig. - If you're trying to call a pig. - There was a lot of, we, we. - Any pig noises or calls to a pig would count. Do you think it's over 100? Yes or no? - It's probably, and you're really aggressive right now. - Is it over 80? - It's probably right. - Just answer my question. - Is it over 50? - Is it over 50, right under 100 times? - Then he's eluded. - Are we counting crushing up sunships and putting it out like feed and seeing if he will notice it like longer than everyone else's look out? - As if it was cornmeal. - Are we counting building a trough behind him? - It was a hammer, but nails in my mouth are building a trough. - Are we counting bringing out a lot of pig and saying, "Yo, your brother's here. Your brother's here, dude, do you gotta go?" Are we counting suggesting playing in the mud and seeing if he's down? - Yeah, so 100 times. - Proud, you know, yeah. - Was it over 100? - From your estimation, from your-- - Well, you're playing poker so you might as well be record keeper. So how many times was it? - I think it was just under 100. I actually think it was a gross under 100. - Yeah, 'cause I fucking remember the table states. I also dealt the whole game. I love dealing. - The thing is, I played Lucy Goosey at the beginning and I immediately lost all my money. And I was like, you know what, if I want to get back to even, I gotta play a little tired. - That's pretty much it. It needs to be balanced tonight. It's time to fold my arms. - You know what? I added it to the sheet. - I think two, three things, you all need to change today. Okay, let's leave you all with something, 'cause we gotta go. - Thank you, yes. - Okay, you? Burps, you listen up. - I gotta get, is this gonna be fast? 'Cause I gotta get to bed. I gotta wake up early. - Yeah, yeah, this is just a note for you. Play a little loose. A little fun. - A little loose. - Play a little looser. - Okay, you're no. You gotta stop calling them fucking pig. If you wanna be at the damn table. Can I be difficult and ask why? - 'Cause you want him at the table. And clearly, he doesn't take feedback well. He's got his hair transplant because of a fucking reddit. So. - All right. And I know, I already know what you're gonna say with me. - What are you gonna say? - Keep this shoulder available. - Yup. - But understand, I have one with you if I ever need it. - And I appreciate that. - Yeah. - And that's all you already know. - That's all I'm fucking. - Y'all got anything for me? - I don't know if I'm fucking ready. - I honestly never give up on you dreams. - When I'm in the major, I only know if I'm gonna talk to fuckers like you. - That is fat. And I think I could see it from the front. I want you to never change. - Y'all gonna be begging for for tickets when I'm in the world. - I know. I will never wanna go to a baseball game, but that's-- - I have some doubt that you would be able to bust the completion without touching yourself and having basically your hands tied behind your back. But the fact that you believe that you could is inspiring. - I'm saying it counts if I do what I see. - I'm saying it doesn't. Guys, that's the show. - I can show if you made it this far. - You just busted the completion. - We'll see you in the premium episode where maybe we'll be doing that. I literally control it.