Ep 272: Jack Whitehall (The Burbs)

(upbeat music) - Oh, geez, we're talking about the weather. Hello, hey everybody, we're here, we're queer, and we might be drunk, we got Jack Whitehall, everybody. - Hi. - What is that? - Cashmere? - A little cashmere. - That is scrumptious. - I'm gonna get it. - Get it, y'all, get it. - Feel that, that is lovely. - Hey, it's real oil, boy. I like threat count on that. (laughing) - Man, oh man. - Did it have any point? - Feel this. - Let's try to get it on the pod before. - This is a cool stuff. - This is sandpaper. - That's sandpaper. - Oh, fuck. - This is our self-esteem, it's coming out. - Okay, great parmesan with that thing, it's terrible. - I think I got this in a thrift store in '88, but in the slacks, they're nice too. - Thank you very much. - Yeah, what else you got today? - I'm gonna have a dress report cost, but I took off some layers. - You're not overdressed. - We dressed like shit on you some time. - What else you got today? - I just did the Kelly Clarkson show. - Oh, nice. - That's cool, so yeah, she was very nice, and the today's show in the morning, which was kind of wild. - Al-Roker. - So Al-Roker. - Nice. - Yeah. - A bit of Roca. - Yeah. - Thin Roca. - Thin Roca. - Oh, I didn't think. - Big Roca. - Oh really? - We were scared for him. - Oh, I'm God, I didn't know that. - Yeah. - Pull up Roca. - Roca on Seinfeld, remember that shit? - Wow! - That, I mean, he was like, it's like, "Oh, my God." - Oh my God. (laughing) - Yeah. - Look at that. - He ate Al-Roker. - Look at him farting at the dinner table. (laughing) - Yeah, look at that. This is pre-ozypic, by the way. He lost it the real way. - I think he got surgery. - Ah! - Just too much. - I think you have to. - Yeah, yeah. - Fuck it. - Oh. - Twitter. - Well, this is what he was talking about. - I was told it for the next time I go. (laughing) - I had no idea. - He never told me. - You never told me. - How dare you. - But you know what no one ever talks about? You grew up with a fat guy, and then they lose weight, and it's kind of a bummer. - I know him as fat. - But he's not dead. - Well, sure. I don't want to die, but I think what Oprah lost weight, I was like, ah, like fat Oprah. And Lizzo is now losing weight, not like Fat Lizzo. - Yeah, but he seemed to still have a sort of avancular charm despite the fact that he had shed the pounds. - Some people lose hydraulic. - Fat man energy. - Yes. - Yes. - Which is good. - F-M-E. - F-M-E. - I do like when a woman used to be fat. - Love, I used to be fat woman. - Yeah. - The personality is definitely, it's better. - Agreed. - And we're hitting it hard for the holidays month, the black history month again. - Yeah. - We're going Oprah, fat. - You should mention her, what the hell? - Yeah. - Come on, she's dead. - Yeah. - Sure, that's why. - I wish you stayed fat, Mark, she did. She passed away. - Well, her's the alley, Kudos to her. She was a fat cookhead. That's hard to pull off. - Yeah, that's hard to pull off. - Well, actually. - 'Cause you've got to eat through. - Right, what? - Eat through it. - Exactly. - Yeah. - You're not really hungry all the time. - That's impressive. - Chris Barley as well, fat cookhead. - Yeah, but he was doing other shit. - True. - Hachi, much. - That's fat. - She's just an actress, so it's like. - Right, right. - But that looks like most women in Kansas. - Oh my god. - That's true. - Yeah, yeah. That's true. - It's amazing how ins and he feels more inappropriate. Well, once they're dead. - I was fine. I was so involved with. - I'm sorry, sorry for the minute. - Kudos to you, Mark. - Cheers, dude. - Oh my gosh. - You know, she was un-boiled. - She was very sexy. - She was in Star Trek. - She was hot. - Yeah. - So pull up a hot curstee if you don't mind. Just to cleanse the palate a little. - There's a whole article on famously overweight celebrities that show the pants well. - Oh yeah, cute, cute. - This also feels disrespectful. (laughing) There's no image of Kasiadi that we can look at. - You can't win with the ladies. - She looks like a August soul in that picture. What the heck? - Who? - The basketball player pull them up. - Geez, we're going out of wormholes. - This is why I can't watch internet porn anymore. All the sudden I'm on a basketball player. - Oh, yeah. - Wow. - Let's get that p-cock look a little bit now. - What he was really fun as well. - No, they've seen the same face. - No, his brother was. His brother Marcus Ol was fat. - Really? - I'm sorry, this is like. - By the way, this is like me on my phone late at night. I'm Marcus Ol, he was fat, let me give it a go. - Same. (laughing) - Why aren't they running more jokes? - Exactly. - Holy moly, the JD Vance meme. - He was fat, but he was a beast. - He was really good. - Wow, look at a gut on Grizzly. - Yeah, dude. - Good, Gully. - Yeah, but he lost it. - Well, Luke is pretty fat. - He was that big in the NBA. - Yeah, he was big. - That's even cooler to me. - Yeah, I have so much respect for like elite athletes that are able to do it when they look out of shape. - Definitely. - There was a soccer player called Thomas Berlin. - Pull him up. - Who again, like, just was not an athlete, but an unbelievable footballer. And he played with a beer guy. - Oh my god. - Yeah, yeah. - Look at that red face. - Was he like a tough guy, like a glue guy, or was he got finesse? - Yeah. - No, yeah, finesse. Real finesse. But he played in that era where he was playing against defenders that were like active alcoholics. - Right. - So it was probably slightly easier to play with a little bit of carrying a bit of timber. - Yeah, well, John Daley. - I mean, golf is a little-- - And baseball, there are a lot of fat pitchers. - Yeah, and the famous one is David Wells, who just-- - Look at that tub of lard. - That's crazy. - Wow. - My god, that's a problem. - And then again, you even looking at that. You're like, a lot of momentum is going to suck. - That's true. - Like that board is going along. - That's true, and he helped with the torque on the way back. - But he's a type of guy that if he sobered up, he might suck. - Yeah. - Like, he might need that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Right. - It's like how Rodman was like, I need to go to Vegas. - Yeah, yeah. - He gets fucked up for 72 hours. - And I was like, just let him go. - Darts players, as well. There's a lot of darts players that need to be drunk to be able to perform. I once went to a darts championship. Can we pull up Andy Fordham? He was nicknamed the Viking, and I saw him backstage in between going out onto the hockey to perform in a darts match, very high level. And he was drinking from a bottle of every-and-water. And I was like, oh, I heard that darts players drink beers. It's like crazy to see you actually drinking mineral water, who's like, his vulgar. - Oh, wow. - And he worked out the exact amount of alcohol he needed to steady his hands so that he could go. - Wow. - And throw out. - He looks like that guy. - Remember the million dollar man from wrestling? And he looks like Teddy. - Yeah, he does look like DBS-y, but he died. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - His stories are really cool. And then you're like, he died at 46, yeah. - Wait, let me see that guy again. That is unbelievable. Wow. - Who's that? - I bet he got laid, too. - So they could play him. - That's our body age fully. - He could play Andy Fordham and the rise of the vibe. - Look at the wrist, though, that poor watch. (laughing) My God. Who does he look? He's kind of got like a meatloaf for something going on there. - Also dead. - Ah, damn. - With the name meatloaf, you shouldn't have that long a life expectancy though. - That's true. Look at that. - Wow. - I got as a toddler. - Wow, that's fucking insane. He gets there. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - Wow, now, look at the hair, too. That guy got blown. That's what's great about being a man. - Did the darch guys get laid? - Oh, yeah. - They can find the clip. (laughing) - They hit it every time. - It's a bullseye, baby. (laughing) - Yeah. - Look at that. - Yeah, the darts players. There's a guy called Bobby George, who is that he was like the sort of, the big shagger. (laughing) - I'll pull up Bobby George. - Bobby George, he's got a great look. (laughing) - Oh my God. - Classic. - Money. - It's like the necklace. - Yeah. - Wow. - He's a real showman. - He was like, yeah. The sort of Michael Jordan of darts. - He's like a, like a, with a gaudy is the word. - Yeah. - Is that a game you can play forever or does your wrists start to like-- - No, eventually, you have to, so there is like a, yeah, there's a sweet spot, but I think eventually you do have to retire 'cause the wrist gives way or you get the shakes too much. - Yeah, yeah. Well, bowling is the ultimate disgusting guy sport. I don't know if you, you're not bowling over there, do you? - No, no, no. - Okay. We got some bowlers and they are, I'd say the ugliest, most out of shape athlete. - You can be even grilled cheese while you play. - Well, this guy-- - This is the guy, P Webber, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. He's the man. - Yeah, yeah. - What's the famous, this is the best quote in history. - Here's the, uh, here it comes. - This is like Bill Murray at the end of like a kicker. - Exactly. Here it comes. (laughing) - Dude, you think you are, I am. - Oh, it's so good. - God, you could not write that line. - No. - That is gotta be sheer adrenaline pumping, just elation, that's amazing. - Do they make a good living at like a world-class bowler, do you think? - I don't think so. I think they do okay. I think like a WNBA player, I bet. - That's not a good living. - All right, well then, no. (laughing) - Yeah, wow, that was a great little athlete, ugly athlete run we had there. (laughing) - David Wells for the Yankees said the famous one, 'cause he went out drinking all night, pulls an all-nighter, and then throws a perfect game, which you just don't fucking do. He was a wild guy, this guy. He bought Babe Ruth's hat on auction, and was like, I wanna wear Babe Ruth's hats or in the game, Basel's like, you can't do that. And he was like, I'm doing it. And they just find him, and he wore it. - Good for him. - He was like, hey, I don't give a shit. I wanna wear this hat. - Yeah, what's it's a hat? - What's the difference? I mean, it's a Yankees hat, right? - Yeah, but it's like, oh, I don't know. - I see. - And he would play intoxicated? I don't really play intoxicated, but he was hung over. He was hung over. - And an all-nighter is that ain't easy. - No, that is, yeah. - Man, what a bad, but it kind of takes baseball down a peg. If you can do this, hung over and on no sleep and do a perfect game. Maybe it's not that hard of a sport. No, it's hard. I mean, you know, but you know, they were all on Coke in the 80s too. I mean, they were, but that might help you. It's focused. Yeah. Good point. Probably good for like one innings. Yeah. It's quite a long game. Yeah. Let's start telling stories in the outfield. You should write a movie. It's a bulldoormy fucking major. Man. Um, by the way, we watched Major League fucking great movie. This is our mascot. Don't mind him. Um, welcome Epstein's Island. But played homes are going to say shit. Oh, speaking of drinking and playing games all night, we've both done London many times on the UK, Wales, all that. It's a real beer culture over there. Yeah. And I'm a liquor guy. Yeah. And I found I got a little, uh, people got a little snickery with the, like, the vodka sodas and the tequila soda and all that. And they're like, just drink a beer. You do it. Do we? Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of, it's a lot of lager. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's just because it's, they want to elongate it as well. Ah, just full capacity drinking all day sessions. Got it. Maybe it also feels more acceptable to start with beer. Good point. Doing it in the day. Or you're doing it in the evening. But yeah, it's a lot of, but there's something cool about a martini at lunch. Yeah. There's something epic where you're like, we're just going to get fucked up at 2 p.m. This is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. But yeah, I'm the same way. I got, I would drink beer over there because I was like, Oh, okay, like Liverpool. I was like, Holy shit. These people are the best. I love Liverpool. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, it was a lot of beer. It's a lot of. And one of those shots, they always want to do in Liverpool with those fucking shots called adegabons. Yeah. Wasn't you? Agabons. There was something like that. It was like, Oh, fuck, I wish I, I don't know. But yeah, do you, do you not drink? No, I, yeah, I drink what you're not on stage though. I, I, I, I, I will drink anything and everything. All right. Tells out of whiskey, like a martini, red wine. So there's no way this guy doesn't drink because of that bad teacher show. I was like, I feel like you definitely, like a sober guy's not playing this guy. No, I definitely, yeah, I definitely, I definitely drink. Not on stage that I'm, I'm terrible. Me too. So sloppy. Same. I just, uh, so I always think I'm good. And then I hear the recording. I'm like, that was nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a little step off. You're all slower. But I watched your foul and it's a big drinking chunk. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. But I do, I, I thought it's definitely something that I feel when I go to, well, LA in particular, everything is sort of geared around, you know, going for coffee or going for lunch and England, everything is just go to the pub. And it's whatever we, every meeting is drinking, drinking at lunch, it's still like we have a great drinking culture. Which I, yeah, we used to. We've lot, we work business New York still good. Still good. But I, you know, liquor sales are down. I think everything's down with young people with the nude generation. So you guys are hanging in there like five o'clock at a pub in London. Yeah. It's just, they're, they're like pushing out into the street. There's so many drinkers. Oh, man. That place Devonshire or that. Yeah. Oh my god. That pub is to shoulder, shoulders, shoulders, great restaurant upstairs too. That's a cool spot. Yeah. That's great. And the pubs look good. Here you got these dumbass bars with the neon lights and all that. You guys are like, Oh, fucking wood and brass bar and the really gold rail pups. Yeah. horrendous bar snacks as well. Yes. Like weird potato chips and pickled eggs and I like a pickled egg. Yeah. I like that. All feels like proper throwback. I love sitting in a pub and just, I love it all day. And there's a crest. There's always a crest of like the sheep's taint. You know, it's always some old, the, the, the Lord Zaynest or whatever. And it's like a, you know, two swords and a, and a, you know, fat lady or something. I just watched this movie last night, which is like, I'm told a British classic. Have you seen with me or not? Oh, I love with. No, I love the favorite. Yeah, with the real drink. It's the best. Yeah. I love with. No, no, no, that's always my bronzer if I like want to test out how much I can like an American friend. It's amazing. I had a friend tell me how much she liked it. And then I saw just randomly will on that being like, that's my number one favorite movie in an interview. And I was like, Oh, shit. I got two and one week. Let me throw it on. I loved it. I will watch it. So good. What's the one to you terrible cunt? I'll actually represent him before. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good, it's a really good drink in movie. Yeah. Okay. So good. To really get an access to the amazing story about that is that Richidie Grant plays the best on screen drunk real full time. He's to the total. And he never touched a job of alcohol. But the director Bruce Robinson insisted on getting him drunk once. And Richidie Grant talks about this night where Bruce Robinson took him out forced him to drink. So he would experience it once before he started filming. And it's the only time to this day. He's never drunk. But it's honestly the most perfect performance of a drunk. I like a kind of down and out poor character who's still kind of like debonair and like Arthur. Yes. Well, he's not down and out. He was rich, but he's a degenerate. But there was something very sophisticated like fake sophisticate. Yes. I love that. Yeah. He living in squalor, but he's still got this like that grandeur about him. Yes. Such a funny. It's so good. The scripts is amazing. Well, you got, I mean, we love British comic. You got me in a peep show. Yeah. And I watched it twice now, just threw it through. It's so good. It's so good. It's probably like my comfort watch on the road. There's like that that sign fell 30 bucks. I mean, I just know will make me feel good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So pranos. I did a show with Simon Jesse who wrote peep show. They wrote a student show after this, which I was in with them. And the script's always so good. And then obviously Jesse went on to write succession. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's amazing. But the mind. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. The guy who wrote peep show wrote success. I know that. I love succession. Yeah. It's fucking great. He wrote loads of, you know, they basically exclusively wrote comedy. And then he had this show idea, which I think was originally just people's successions. The comedy though. Yeah. Exactly. A comedy like disguised as a drama. Yeah. Yeah. That great. Was that cool working with those guys? Yeah. Amazing. That's so so good. And like just every script was hilarious. Yeah. Jesse Armstrong. How did they know about that world? How did you know about the that, you know, rich kind of wealthy family? That's like a combination of the, yeah. That book right there. No. No. No. God. It looks like the cover. That's why I thought there was that book. That was the show I was in there. I'm fresh. Me. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. Wow. And then succession. But I think when he originally wrote it, he wrote it. And it was just about the murderous. And then they had to change your load of stuff. It was murderous. And then it was all it was like that mixed with there was that book about the Viacom Sumna Redstone. Yeah. It's a really good book. Yeah. It's about Sumna Redstone and his daughter and like how fucked up. So I think it was like it was those two books mashed. Yeah. Wow. What a talent. But uh, yeah, man, she even all these things. And this new show, The Burbs on Peacock. Yes. And it's like a drop. It's like a comedy book, like kind of a murder comedy, right? Yeah. Yeah. Murder comedy. I like a murder. Yeah. Murder comedy. Yeah. Murder. Well, I like that one on Hulu. They did with Steve Martin and Martin Short. That was. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's that. It's like, it's got, you know, uh, the burbs kind of, um, it's off the moon or as well. Yeah. It's the, the, the Tom Hanks movie from the 80s. Yeah. And then it's like taking the sort of premise of that of like this family moving back to the suburbs and they're being like a weird secret on the street. And uh, yeah, it's got a really great ensemble cast and Paula Paddy's really funny and uh, Julia Duffy my approach. Uh, it's, yeah, it's great. It's um, we filmed, yeah, filmed it on the original set in the universe a lot where they've, you know, the monster's house and desperate housewives. So you went to work every day. You were going past like the, the, the jaws bit where it's scaring all of the tourists and drive across the cycle house. And then yeah, that's they just keep that up. The cycle has just in case, just in case, like, we're bringing it back. Yeah. We're bringing it back. I know the remake didn't work. We're trying to another remake, uh, Vince Vaughn, Vince Vaughn, Norman Bates. That was wild. Baby, you're money. Come on. You're not dead. You're money, mom. Wow. Look at that. But that's fun. That real Hollywood shit. It was cool. Yeah. And those, those, uh, those trams were all the tourists. Every night again, you'd be going up to set in a little golf buggy and they'd slow down as they went past you and you'd see all of the tourists looking out and then being really disappointed that it wasn't the rock or Kevin Harle. You did that movie with the rock though. Yeah. Yeah. Was that fun? I think they'd rather have seen. Yeah. But we're acting some big shit. How was it working with the rock? Yeah. Good. Yeah. He was, he was, he was great. He was really, I mean, I love wrestling. So Sam, on day one, I sort of started asking him about, you know, WrestleMania, which rest is he like, you know, working with him, which ones he didn't like work, and he opened up instantly because he loved talking about wrestling because I guess that's, you know, his passion. Sure. I instantly turned myself into a fan. But, uh, that was like safe to reign to talk about and trying to get him to. Yeah. That's a, uh, beings tough transition to go from smell of the rock is cooking to movies. Yeah. That's dead. But is it though? It's all, it's all performing. Like he became popular in wrestling because it was, he was the best on the mic. Yeah. Yeah. He was funny. He was so good. He was a good performer, you know, and then he tested out. He was also in like, yeah, that, that amazing era where they could just get away with so much shit. Add to some of the clips from attitude era. You're like, wow. There's a whole faction of degeneration X. Their tagline was suck it. Yeah. Yeah. I was in seventh grade like, like, you - You have the tension, I'm like, suck it. We just gotta be like, suck it. But get out. Yeah, I was my high school mascot. I did that the first game. I got fired I was like right in that 90s era. So I was like come on the kids love it No, he was the man. Yeah, that era was crazy. That I'm clear from Sean Michaels doing the Air Felicia That was so sexy smell. I was like The product. Oh Jesus Christ I mean you gotta be careful with that. He's about Sean wrong. So I think I have a different Rest put the word wrestling in there There we go. That's a meme now. Yeah. Yeah, he did it very well too. Yeah, he really nailed the the ball tickle and everything Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this guy I think he's blowing the big show. Jesus. Oh, my god. Yeah, wrestling that I even wash it really in a while But like growing up I that shit was so fun. This super fun. Send that clip to my voice It's just sent me out. I'll just show Michael's one to mind. Please We play this every week. I'm not a fan of it. He's gonna get some new material I'm doing it for our guest. Wow. Wow. Yeah, we're trying to get a team of rivalry Wow, how about the tiki bomber? She's a sight for us. Yeah, she's great. I remember seeing her in Akila in the B when she's a child actor. It's a great movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have a loop up for that? Mark, it's a fucking heartwarming tale about a spelling. He's killing the beast. Lawrence fishburn. It's about a child doing the spelling. It's a good movie. I went and did a like a Like a chemistry test with her. They flew me out to Atlanta to do a screen test And I'd never met her before and was just being a little bit nervous and went into the room And I thought, you know, a little icebreak would be it. I tell her that I loved Akila in the B and you know, really moved me I was you know, floods of tears by the end when you're doing the bit of you If you don't chew up a little bit of the movie, you're kind of a cut. Yeah, did she lose to an Indian kid? Because that would be the only realistic ending of a spell like me. I haven't seen it in a minute. I think she wins. Yeah, she wins. All right It's fair. Yeah But I'd watched it on the plane on the way over. I think she was smart. I was talking about like Watching it as a child, but I was watching it as a grown-us man. Yeah The day before any floods of tears on that plane. Did she appreciate it? Yeah No, it was on TV recently and I was watching parts and I was like, yeah, you tear up. It's like a feel-good movie for sure. Yeah Twitter on for good. Don't watch another plane. No. I want to see you just fucking drop it everything the lowlyla jet you were on lowlyla lowlyla lowlyla Oh, I didn't know I've been on it. Not an expert on the jet. Do you ever have to read with someone where you watch them and they're in and you're like this was a piece of shit. What is in going? Yeah, going to like work with someone He's a great. He's a great performer though. He is. He's a beast. I like the first black wrestler pro No. He nearly broke some record. His father was a father. I know. Well, maybe first WW I think he broke a color barrier in some way. Coco beware was a wrestler in the 80s. Coco be. That's the movie with Kiki Palmer All right, look up rest the rock black breaking barrier. I swear to god. I saw his documentary rock breaking. Oh god There's gonna be porn again. You're not being the same since they go out that can't move you to making out So what a tale spin shot my boner here. Oh, first black champion. Thank you See you guys are quick to white guilt me and fucked up dude. I've seen the dog All right, first black champion Yeah, that's big. That's big. That's big. All right, that's pretty cool But yeah, Kiki Palmer was in Aziz's movie, which is I think pretty good actually good. It's called good fortune. I got to watch Yeah, I'm a barrister. I've been seeing it. No, I saw it on a plane. It's fun. It's fun. It's like it's deep. Yeah, it's funny. You can't Arrive steals it by the way. He's great. But it's a great premise. It kind of breaks all the breaks the mold a little bit Very good, but she's the she's the love interest So she's now hook it up with an Indian guy then a white guy. So she's all over the place with the male leaves Good boy. Yeah Being an actor is just professional hoeing. Yeah, right. I am Do you feel any vibes? I'm said ever you're like, oh, this is this could be something I don't know if it just feels so on But even when you're doing the scenes where you have to like make out it just feels so unsexy Yeah, tell me buddy. See us before they do it all You know, it's it's weird, right? Yeah, on the last thing I oh show I did I had to film a gay orgy Which was I mean What show is this? I did a show called Malice on Amazon where I played this sort of like Psychopath who was into some really deviant like sexual stuff and so you're not enjoying it Sorry you're not enjoying the guy. No. No. He's just sort of there like zoned out. I didn't have to like Yeah, I didn't have to enjoy it. Yeah, but I did have to film it. It was at a strip club in Watford We filmed it sort of eight o'clock in the morning. I don't know whether there's gonna be any seat. Oh No, that's David Dicks on this podcast. He's got a problem Oh, they all fill for him. Well, they actually are typing. Yeah, that's what he's doing at eight o'clock in the morning. Yeah. All right Well, they edited out the most graphic stuff So it didn't actually Well, the most graphic stuff is there's a sequence where I'm like watching some people participating sex And this old dude comes and takes me by the hand and leaves me off and then hard cuts to him Showing me up against the wall and fucking me from behind. Oh wow. Yeah, love a hard girl. So you're filming eight o'clock in the morning this guy who had like he had like a sort of cushion like duct tape round his his waist and The weirdest bit was not the actual like you know, bombing But it was like the sort of small talking between and at one point he was like, oh, I was just wondering whether at some point I could get a selfie and I thought Maybe we wait to like post-orgy for the selfie because I was suspect you're having your phone on you. I hope you You thought it's just that my son's a big fan of yours. I was like, I don't think he's gonna be a fan after he sees this mate Were you naked in the scene? 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Yeah, you should be watching. There's one on YouTube. Now, were you nervous? Yeah, I got a grip. You go, all right. I want to go out for this role. I got it. Here we go. Yeah, I mean, I feel like I've just become a bit, I've done a lot of sex on camera. Oh, is that real? That's true. We just don't have. Yeah. So, yeah, I guess I've been just sort of desensitized to it. Sure. And then in the background, it's craft services, there's grips and lighting people. There are grips on certain. They gave me a little, the posing for the cock sock, which they left in my trailer and I picked it up and it had a little label on the inside with an S on it. I was like, surely you take it. Oh. We just put an L to make me feel bad. Yeah. Come on. That's hilarious. It's really sad. Wow. That is hilarious. I'll be like, give me a Christmas star. Yeah. Yeah. Well, just behind you, like, Jeff, what size did you get? Yeah. Yeah. Jeff's XL. Oh, my ass crack at the end of the day. Now, you had the show with your dad. Oh, sorry. Sorry. That's the only thing I haven't done any sex scenes. Oh, my God. Imagine his cock sock. Oh, man. Like a rugby sock long and thin. My dad was huge. But like, was he? He would sleep naked. Huge, jog. Oh, yeah. He walked the shirt and no undies. Exactly. He would roll over. It was like a delay. Like, it flopped. From a kid's perspective? Maybe. Maybe. But I have photos. No, no. That's the way to do it as a dad. You just show your kid your dick when he's like really young. And that way it becomes a legend. Oh, yeah. Charlie get in here. Yeah. I'm going to Charlie. Stay a while. Yeah. I got a one-year-old as wallpaper, just being naked. Just so he can really soak it in. No. But my dad had like constantly makes jokes about how I didn't inherit his, you know, his blessed appendage. Wow. He's like, that's his bit that he'll do anywhere and everywhere on our show. Every time we go and, you know, go on a podcast or a chat show, it's his like root one. First point of course, make a joke about how he's insanely hung and that I didn't inherit it. It's hilarious. That's a cool joke too. Or maybe dramatizing. I don't know. I don't know. I like how your dad's dressed. He dressed like that all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Where's the suit? Because this show is very popular. I think they did a couple seasons, right? Yeah. Yeah. So how do you pitch this? You go, do you think, all right, I'm a comic, but my dad is fucking hilarious for an old guy who's not a comic. Yeah. And you go pitch this to what Netflix or whatever? Well, no. The way that the way that working with my dad started is it was always completely sort of accidental. Because I used to talk about him on stage and he was like a big character in my standup. And eventually I got to the point where I was just like, I can't keep doing jokes about funny shit. I said, so I'll try and write a show about something else, but then he was up at the festival. And then someone suggested that we do like a little like chat show up there at the Edinburgh festival where I interview other guests at the festival. And he would just sit on stage as like almost like a flesh prop. He would just be there. And it would be funny that I got my dad up there with me and he would chip in every now and again. Anyway, he was on stage. Obviously, then like completely took over the mind that mine me through me out of the bar. And he was like, I think he's only appropriate questions. And then someone was in the audience from the BBC and they said, we'd love to do this on TV. And he was like, no, no, I'm not a performer, not an actor. I've never done anything. And he was in his like late 70s. Wow. But I guess he saw the check that they offered him and was like, yeah, might as well. So then we did like, yeah, we did three seasons of a show on the BBC and then from that Netflix were like, we have an idea for you to do a track. So they pitched it to us. We're like, we would love you to do a travel series where you take him around the world. It's amazing. He did one gig. Like every time extremely. He does one gig. And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'll do a show. Yeah. The break through in his late 70s. That's like what you see in a movie, you're like, that's not how it fucking happened. And then that's actually, wow, that's amazing. But that's, you get to spend all that time, like, you're his dad's dad, my dad's like an ice cold. Like, I can never shoot a movie. He's a liar. Yeah. Step dad or whatever. Yeah. I could never do that if I was on that show, he'd just be like, that might be funny. That might be funny. It might be funny. It'd be, it'd be going, hey, dad, so how was your childhood? Huh? Shut up. I listened to music. I couldn't. I get nothing out of him. Yeah. But your dad was like a natural. Yeah. He was really good and really funny. Yeah. But then the problem is you sort of, you know, you create a monster. Sure. And then when I put him on TV, I realized he was the funny one and I was the straight man. You're probably guiding that. I mean, you have to kind of get the instinct. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. A little bit. And I can work out like a scene and, you know, obviously it's an, an element of it is constructed to put him into a funny situation and then, you know, orchestrate a world in which he's going to say something inappropriate, but he always gets the punch line. So we did all, you know, five seasons of the show and I'm doing all the work sort of behind the scenes, but he's getting all of the credit. And every time I walked down the street now, we were like, oh, yeah, how's your dad? He's so much funnier than you, you know, like, he's very much, man, did you get annoyed? Because like, you know, family gets old after a while. I mean, I'm at my house three days in New Orleans and I'm like, I get the fuck out of here. Was it ever like, I had a rat in my apartment last year and my parents were like, stay with us and I was like, I'm going to chance it with the rat. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Give it a shot. So on set with your dad for five seasons, it's got to be a little grating. Yeah. It was quite, they got shorter and shorter, like the first time we went away, we were filming for like two months and by the end, it was like three weeks, because it was quite a long time to sort of be together, like living in the same hotel, having breakfast lunch and dinner together every day. Sure. But I would say the one advantage of like filming something with, you know, sort of snob in his 80s is that you get to do, like a filming schedule, but like through his lens. So you can have all of these demands, that's great. We're having to work with an 80 year old. That's great. There doesn't want to be here. So like, you'd have to wherever we were in the world, even if we were in like the middle of like, I don't know, a fucking minefield in Cambodia. We'd have to stop at one o'clock to go for a lunch and it would have to be a cook lunch and they'd have to be like proper wine and he'd have to have an hour at lunch to have like a nice decent, civilized lunch and then he'd come back at two. He'd work for two or three more hours and that'll be the end of the day. And it was just like it ran like clockwork because we had to be like, "Oh yeah, he's very old." That's amazing. Like Danny, a woman at a wheelchair, best table, you know, you get the board of the flight first. It's incredible. Wow, good, a good little life hack there. I'd just bring an elderly man with me now, everybody, just to make sure that I get teaching right. How did your mom deal with this? What did she think of it? Well, she used to sort of tag along, she was like that in the background to sort of manage him because he needed quite a lot of man-locking in a lot of those situations. Did he ever go, "Thanks, son, forget me. This famous who?" He can play in the whole time, so I don't want to be doing this. And then he got a degree of notoriety, then he got my mom involved in it as well, so then she ended up being on camera, and then as soon as they could, they ditched me. And now they have their own podcast, they just this year went on tour for the first time ever. It's hilarious. You know, aged 85, if he's doing his first ever tour, I'm not even involved anymore because they have their own podcasts. They have their own fan base. They're talking to PR. People can they get me on there? Yeah, I know. I'm good. So yeah, they've called me dead, wait, I'm the funny one. Damn. That's hilarious. Let's be careful, you know. Him and Jeff, your dad and Jeff in the fucking New Yorkie, same thing. The power corrupts. All right. Well, we got some peeve from Whitehall over here. I love when people come to peeve. Oh, peeves. That's a big part of our show. Oh, I didn't want to do these. Okay. Peeves. People who don't cue properly. That's like a translation. Get in line. Get in line. People that don't aren't able to line up properly. It's unacceptable. It's yeah. The diagonal cut in. It's like, come on. That's a big one. I really don't like. And people like when when I can feel like an incorrectly formulated cue occurring, I get very on edge. Yeah. When you feel people just joining from the side and it's just there's no and no one's doing anything to stop it. Right. That gives me anxiety. Have you been to China? Yes. Yes. Exactly like that. It's a big ball of people and one of the interests and it just funnels in whatever. Yeah. Well, they'll literally hit them with like a broom. Have you seen it on subway? Yeah. I'll put them with a stick. Yeah. Wedge them in there. Crazy. We have obviously, I think in Britain, it's sort of, I think it's something like a point of pride that we're quite good at queuing. Yes. I genuinely think got his knighthood, which he'd wanted to get for years because he stood in the line when the queen died. And there was that the long line of people to pay their respects. He got so much queued us for the fact that even as a high profile celebrity, he stood in line with everyone else. Right. And there was other celebrities. And they were like, "Canceled. There was these two television presenters that went straight to the front of the line. Canceled. Taken off air. You're back. I'm just stood there with everyone else." Which is what you're supposed to do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So much a picture of it. He got a knighthood. Not for all of the charity work. Wow. Winning football tournaments. How about that stuff with his kid? That's pretty wild. That's pretty wild. Are you allowed to talk about that? As a countryman? No. Okay. So what happened? Is wife dance with their kid too sexily? I don't know. At a wedding? Well, I saw that. And I'm like, I think of all the embarrassing shit my mom and dad have done to me, often on camera. On that Netflix show. Yeah. I'm like dancing during a wedding. I mean. Yeah. It looked. You could do worse than Victoria Beckham with a sexy dance. Yeah. But if it's your mom, it's still your mom, dude. Yeah. I'm from the south. Where is it? This can't be it. That can't be it. That's nothing. No. I think there's another dance. There's no video of it. Oh. Oh. When I did my, oh boy. No. That's AI. I'm doing too much AI. Not the AI. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. Come on. All right. I don't get why this is. This was like a big deal for a hot minute. When I did my show in Vegas, when I took my mom and dad to Vegas for troubles with my father, I tripped my dad into going to a magic mic and I told him it was a magician and he was sat there in the front row. And then my mom was there and she ended up getting up on stage and was being, you know, lifted up. Oh no. No, thank you. That happened to me. I did a gig with an X in mind and she went up there and we were kind of having problems. We were like at the point where it was at the point of no return already. And then I was just watching a guy like Comper on stage, I was like, this isn't helping. No. No, thank you. This isn't great. The mom though. That's even weirder because you're like, this is a nice sweet lady here, not to file her. She's wearing big red glasses. That's what they do. They defile. They defile. I just don't ruin this experience for me. Didn't help that you came. I mean, I don't know what these are. No. Parents who screen shame. What? So that's like you're looking at your phone too much. Yeah. Or like showing your screen are amazing. They're so good. They're so good. They're so good. Yeah, they're just watching this guy. No, we're just like, I mean, the amount of sort of social situations recently that I've been saved by the presence of an iPad or a certain, like, just a bit of pepper pig. And just get my toddler to just stop causing chaos and like embarrassing me publicly. Yeah. The idea of not being able to do that would just horrify me. I don't know how parents did it before, but you can't go 24/7 screen. No. Just a bit of screen. A bit of screen. But yeah. Doesn't get over there. I get that. Yeah. Like, I do movies with my kid. Yeah. I don't get him on iPhone, but I'll do a movie with him. Yeah. I feel like that's a little better. Yeah. It's a lot of the amount of time. There's an ending to it. Yeah. Sometimes I feel like, hey, you go kiddo, play with this since you'll never get it back. Yeah. Yeah. Gives him there's an iPad. You're going to watch the mule with Clint Eastwood today. Is that Jeff? The strange choice. Yeah. Also, maybe with some of the stuff that you could call that screen dangerous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good point. This is Sean Michaels, that's it. Shit. It's not the wrestling clip. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. It's a different time. People who get too keen on running. That's a January thing, I guess. Oh. Just a thing right now. I'm going to turn my life around. It's January. Yeah. Just thing running is interesting. Yeah. I like running. I run. I love to go. I run a lot. But anyone that wants to talk to me about how far I've run or where I've run or how fast I've run. It's not good conversation. Oh, it's terrible. You're going to do it. Do it. And I want to hear your fucking jog stories. You know? Yeah. I don't want to sign up for your marathon either. All this sponsor me. Yeah. You go run. Or a half marathon. Yeah. People ask for that. Come on. They want a whole sponsor. Those are great if you run. And also, by the way, not eat 12 miles. Whatever the 13 miles you're doing. Sure. Not easy. But also, like, I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit either. It's one foot in front of the other. It's already free. Just exercise and just do it. You don't need a-- No. Unless it's your job. Like, if you're like one of those fitness influencers, yeah, do that. But if you're not that, I don't give a fuck. Yeah. No. No. Even like-- Oh, ultra-marathons and endurance events and things like that. Yeah, just-- you got to do that by all means, but they don't show me about it. Yeah. Am I last eight minutes in bed? I'm not bragging about it. Like, can you just do it? Yeah, 'cause it never happens. Yeah, sure. No. No, but that is the thing that you realize, like, that is so much work. If we did, it probably would become our personality. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, a fucking iron man. Like, what is that? That's crazy, right? A tough motor. What do they call them? Yeah, tough motors. That's what you wouldn't want to tell people. That's what Norman Bates had. Tough motors. That's a lot different than the Rachel Ratio, I assume, just from the videos we've seen a lot. So, iron man is 2.4 mile swim, 112 miles on a bike, and they're a marathon, a 26.2 mile run. That's insane. Wow. Yeah. Well, I did an ultra-marathom once by accident. What? My friend was doing this, like-- By accident. Well, yeah, no. Well, the ultra-marathom element was by accident. My friend was doing this insane challenge where he was like, setting off from London, and then they were doing three marathons back to back, and then rowing across the channel and cycling to the Alps. And they were like, can you do some of it? And I was like, absolutely not. And they were like, please, you just come for one leg of the journey. It's like, what would be the easiest bit? And they said, the third marathon, because everyone will be exhausted, because they would have just run two marathons, and you don't have to run it. You can walk it. So I was like, fine. I'll do that. So I just sneak it. Oh. But then I start the marathon. About halfway through, they were like, oh, yeah, by the way, we got re-ruted yesterday. So we had to take off a couple of miles. So we're having to add them to this marathon. So then they added an extra like three miles to this marathon that I had accidentally said that I would do. What? So you just do 29 miles. What did that take? Yeah, man, I mean, my time was like six hours or something, because I was walking a lot of it. But again, and also I felt too awkward as I was going to ask anyone for any sponsorship or something. Yeah. Talk about it, so. 29 miles. It sucks. It sucks. Do you have an iPod going? I mean, iPod. What year is it? Do you have an AirPod? AirPod. Yeah. Like a podcast. And give you a couple of, um, people must have listened to this puddle or an marathon. Yeah. Yeah. This probably gotten through that final couple of hours. Yeah. You know? There you go. Sean Michaels. I just realized they should do that to get in the country. That should be the new immigrant, like, um, citizenship. Like, you do the swim through the channel, you know, run 12 miles, get on a bike. If you get into America, after all that. We'll take it. We'll take you because it shows that you're fit. You're young enough to stamina. What if they really swim here from Cuba though. I'll count it count it yeah, that counts. I think we got some here. That should be the admission process. When you said that, usually I thought you were referencing the show Michael's thing and I was like, oh yeah, you have to suck a good deck. That'll be the women and the men will be the Iron Man. I don't think I'll try that immigration. The next time it'll be an amazing country to live in. Yeah. If you're going to leave the country, why not? You didn't air tickle the balls. Yeah. That's good stuff. Good stuff. What else have we got for getting some more peeve? I had no more peeves. Well, you had to toast. You had to toast to something. There was a, we go back to Jesus Christ. Go back to Jesus Christ. Rex. That's what I meant. Look, with Natalie. Movie. Wow. Holy shit. That's crazy. That's crazy. Wow. I was literally gone between there and a couple of other movies last night and I was like, I got two people saying there's good this week. Let me give it a shot. Oh, I'm just a third. I liked it. Yeah. Wait a minute. British food influencers. Oh, yeah. It's really British food. Yeah. No, this is great. But no, it's not. And this is what I'm obsessed with. You know the way, like you watch one thing and then suddenly the algorithm is all it says. Yes. Yes. And there was one guy who was like a British food influencer. Um, he, he's called, uh, eating with tubs. And he went viral because he had this gravy that honestly looked like cement. And he was pouring over his roast dinner. And I mean, it absolutely grows. Pull up the gravy. All I get is like these sort of anti food influence, not anti food influencers. They are food influencers, but they're just British food influencers. So it's British. Oh, there's tops. Look at that gravy. It's like two girls one plate. Holy hell. It's insane. It looks like chocolate. Was this dude in that bath house with you? Jeff? Holy shit. Oh my god. That is nasty. Wow. That looks great. I love gravy. He's too strict. I'm on it. Think of the better. You would like that gravy. I would love it. Wow. Put that right in my ass. But there's-- oh yeah, that's-- This guy drives me mad. That's Bivo. He's the one that eats it with-- What does he do? He eats food without chewing it. Oh yeah, he eats food without chewing it. What is it? No. Yeah. It's just about-- Crazy veneers. What the fuck? Who else do we have? We have eating with Todd. Who's massive in the UK. He's-- Okay. He's just a glutton. A glutton. He's like the biggest food influence in the UK. Like, he goes to a restaurant and then it's just-- You can't book a table for love in the morning. Really? He just-- Wow. That must go to your head, too. Yeah. He's got some power now. Do these guys have any background in food? Are there just people who like food? I think they're just people that like eating food. I don't-- Yeah. Oh, I've seen this guy. Yeah, this guy's massive. Wow. He's doing the leg work. He's doing one of these crazy places. He's traveling. Look at this guy. He's out on the-- He's boots on the ground. You're meeting the cow you're going to eat? Yeah. That's kind of the bummer. That works. That works. I don't need to-- I need to break bread with the fucking lobster I'm about to eat. I don't want to see that. Wow. Remember Richard Jennings' joke about that? Yeah. The lobster tank. He goes, they all have that look on their face. Like, any word from the governor? Oh, that's a great joke. Richard. Um, what's the guy-- my takeaway? I think he's called. He sets up a table outside Kabab shops in England. Oh, fine. Rate my takeaway. Rate my takeaway. Rate my takeaway. He used to have food in London as the Kababs. Yeah. But this guy, he does it in the north of England. And he sets up a table outside like a fish and chippy. And then he-- Yeah. He's amazing. So I'm about to do this award show. When I go back, like, our version of the Grammys. And one of my ideas, because it's gone up north for the first name ever, is just to get this guy and stick him in the room next to Bruno Mars. Oh, yeah. Just having him on a table. That's great. Like, he just sets up his-- His fault of-- And people would know him. He's huge over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's-- And it's only Kabab? Or does he do everything? He'll do a Kabab or a fish and chip shop or pie. I love it. And he'll just set up his table and set up outside. I love this. You're a takeaway. Look at this. This is great. Suck it, Portnoy. Yeah. That's a lot of chips. But this is my algorithm. It's just all this. Me too. It's this guy eating Kabab's outside. I get a lot of this stuff. Full of table. All the mountain with the really thick gravy. Yeah. A lot of burgers that have an egg on them. And they're like-- They're swicing and the yolk goes over. Yeah. All right. A lot of dudes eating sandwiches in the car. Yeah. See, that's the American influencer at the food. We're too lazy. These guys are going out there. They're doing the work. We're going to sit in the car. Or just like-- The guy who eats at lunch, have you seen that guy? Yeah. This is my lunch today. And it's just a guy who just eats food. Or just in the car. Yeah. Yeah. We have a lot of those. There's a lot of those now. I don't like the car. They pay those people right now. Oh, yeah. And they launch a new product. Oh, yeah. Because every once in a while, you can tell they're like, "Man, CFC is really good." And you're like, "Oh, this is an ad, I think." They should not everything else, you're like, "No, but this fuck, this is good." This is real chicken, dude. Yeah. But in a way, like, those food influencers that I watch, I think are quite-- I mean, it's like online is epic. Because they just make me not want to eat food at the bridge. Oh, good point. Yeah. I see that gravy. And I'm like, "I think I'm good." Yeah. To ever-- But when it's like good restaurants, the pizza-- I see those pork nigh things pop up, and I'm like, "Oh, pizza." Yeah. They look damn good. Yeah, that's what-- that's why I'm saying. You just watch the British food influencers. Okay. But isn't food in London kind of taking a big step up? I think so. Well, the Indians helped it, I think. Yeah. Yeah. For us, yeah. I think that's the advantage of being colonized. Yeah. Just went around the world and found spices. Yeah. Right. What are these guys? For those Vietnamese sandwiches are so good. The French, that bread? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's true. What's a spice bag? A spice bag is-- That's what I'm likely to check with. [LAUGHTER] A spice bag, I think, is like chips with car-- I think it's everything in there. Yeah. Is there meat in there too? There's meat in there too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think that's your job. [LAUGHTER] Exactly. No, I've seen these though. The spice bag, yeah. The spice bag, yeah. That's become-- it's French fries with-- Oh, yeah. Like Chinese spices. Oh, that's amazing. They're pretty good. The munchy box, as well, is pretty incredible. It's a Scottish one. Very popular in Glasgow, where it's just like everything in a pizza box. So you go to a cabab shop, and they just shove in like all of it. Would they call this one in the market box? Carbage plate. Yes, plate. That looks fucking incredible. Imagine you were drunk at high. Oh, my God. That's like-- It's really fries with some-- Oh, the fries are so good. Especially with the seasoning on there. Yeah. Look at that. You got coleslaw, wings, pizza fries. It looks like some halal meat on the left. Yeah. That's a Super Bowl. Oh, yeah. Yes. For a party, oh. But I mean, you're going to have a miscarriage. I mean, this is a-- I made a snackadium once. I'll come again. A snackadium. A snackadium. I'm sorry. I was an American thing. Snackadium. I don't know. I tried to jot white whole snackadium. I think I posted it online. I was told that this was an American tradition that you do for the Super Bowl. What? I made a stadium out of-- Oh, I know about the food. Oh, oh, I know. It's just like-- Images. Images. I think it'll be on images. Yeah, there. I made that. This year? Oh, no. A couple of years ago. That is shit. You made that? Yes. That's incredible. Yeah. It's like, got the sliders and-- What? Deep fried, tater tots. And that's an avocado. You threw a little party here. Yeah, it was just me. That's just me. Oh, but like four o'clock in the morning. Oh, tubs going to ruin my way through that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That is tubs-esque. What's the was that? Lettuce in the middle for the field. No, that's avocado. Wow. $10,000. It looks like it, right? Yeah. It's pretty impressive. And then those were like the pepper army sticks that I fastened into. Oh. The posts. Love the cheeto. Yeah. This is where the terrorists are angry. Because we're doing this shit over here. That's America. Hell yeah. Look at that. I mean, I could feed a family of 100 people. Yeah. And we're just taking photos of it. Take it for fun. Wow. Good audio. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Well, do you look like Jack Skellington here? What's the. You drinkin' a hale, you drinkin' snack idioms. You watch it from. You have a good metabolism. He runs, you said that. All right. Okay. I just do an ultramar than every day. I just have everything I want about it. Yeah. And gay sex. Yeah. That does burn some calories. Yeah. Yeah. And it burns. Yeah. But yeah. You're in hell. The LA must have gotten it. You're in good shape. Yeah. How do you deal with LA if coming from London? What do you make of it? Um. I think sort of less is more. Yeah. Dip in, dip out. Um. But driving, the phony. Well, I don't drive. Oh. Can you not just walk around LA as well? Which is insane. What part of town are you in? Well, I'm. Last time I was in Venice Beach. Which is not an area you want to walk around. Yeah. A lot of RVs. Yeah. So, no. I don't know. What do you. You know, like. I don't hate it. But I think. Extended period. You know. You know. You know. I don't hate it. But I think extended periods are tough for me there. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a real place. It's all built on show bids. No one's actually from there. There's too much going on But it's fun for a week. Yeah fun fun to dip in and depart of Yeah, what's this Charlie in the Pitting for in a bed. Well, this sounds like another orgy, but What is it? I don't know what is it? This is just like British TV daytime television that I really like or in a bed I'm with me. They're both sort of similar shows and they're just like Like shows that are just orchestrated for people to be like dicks that the four in a bed is like Four sets of people that all all own like little hotels or like bed and breakfast Mm-hmm, and then they all go and stay in each other's bed and breakfast But then the premise of the show is that you're meant to like mark down each other's bed and breakfast or hotel But they're all like small like found your own businesses and it just encourages everyone to be a real like cunt You have to go there and just like dig around and try and find things to complain about and you know They always find like a little bit of dust in the cupboard and they will mark them down for that or say that they get rewarded for bringing them down Yeah, they get rewarded for bringing down someone else's like small business and then at the end You're given like a little tray of cash and then the same is true with come-down with me Which is the same premise but for like dinner parties where you go around to a different person's house Each night of the week and then at the end you have to score them down and then it should put it just Encourages people to be a horrible guest. Wow so this is reality. It's reality. It's so cheap It's but it's just like a real fixture of British television and you go around and you've just got to be like really Snipey and rude about like an evening out and then you score them at the end. Oh my love this It's interesting because like great British bake off. I feel like they're so nice. Yeah That's really warm-hearted and really nice But then you start then oh no chop. What's the other way you always think of British people was like a Gordon Ramsay a guy Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, now this just encourages like just really There's a really famous clip of a guy getting really annoyed because his dinner party had been like torn to shreds by everyone else and someone else wins the tray of cash at the end No way go on Maybe videos or images and I'll find it Ah No, no, no, yeah, that that's the man there. I think we put angry man or no come down with me And it's like one of these it's like a famous sort of viral clip That man, yes you want Jane. Oh, yeah, you get He's come last Oh, my god, enjoy the money You ruined my life So you can have the money that I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in the grace and decor Damn Wow Damn all the notes are cameras. Oh, you've got a young John Oliver in there Well done, Jane you won Jane those are some good insults Curum of a backed up drum truck without tires. I was wow. I kept going with the Nicta Paulus That was like one line after another. Yeah, wait for far before you go I'd do you do your tours, but what do you hate about America real quick so this is just white cheese You were really slipping Between the gay porn and no, that was intentional Got a real boomer back there. All right. What do you hate about America real quick? Come on? Give it to me straight Just curious what what's the thing on us? We we sing you guys the bad food the bad teeth the weather You know the the royalty sucks Monday doesn't have bad food anymore though. All right I think it's it's gotten good. I don't know. I feel I feel like right now. We're just very thankful for you What really you're taking a lot of heat. It's just like oh, you know no matter what we're getting the shit like in in the UK Just turn on the news and look at what Good point is we had like a bit of a moment with Brexit where right felt like you know our country was just sort of a bit of a Loving stalking. Sure. And then yeah guys have gone home over there. Yeah good point really great. All right. I'll take it Was it say every cold to sack as it did in there you go. Oh, yeah All right, all right pull those dates up. Sorry. I thought we get something more vicious about America. Okay. Sorry Yeah, after that after seeing what you like to watch I thought you're gonna be like your country's like a reverse dumb truck. Yeah I see Jack live. Oh god. Yeah, that is not currently on torches. No, I might do at some point. Oh, okay Well keep checking every day. I know maybe I maybe I will do it and watch the burbs on pick up That's definitely coming out on on peak up. See you could watch that All right, very exciting and You got to get picked up for a season two, right? That's the goal. I guess so okay hopefully hopefully yeah Leave it open at the end. So there could be more. There's my face areas. Yeah, do you want to spend more time in America? Oh, you're like this is good Good question. Yeah, no, I would like to spend I'd like yeah if it got picked up again a couple of months in LA and January, February would be pretty nice. But yeah, sorry about Ellen. She moved out there. She moved out. She came back. She came back. I think All right, I think they were like we don't want the English countryside isn't she always? Yeah, I saw I saw her in the English country Oh, no, when you see her. Yeah, I was I was in some random hotel in the cotswars and I walked past her. I swear that's Ellen Did you say what's up to her? I didn't I did do her show once when I was very young I was one of those like sort of people that they'd like plucked out of obscurity I'd I'd only been doing stand-up for a couple of years and I was like I guess this sort of interesting Normally because I was I don't know 1920 and I went on the Ellen show and I remember I didn't have many bits, but I did have one routine about KFC and I was really excited to do that and then they said oh no, you can't do that because she won't have any Mention of meat products on the show She's a vegan. Right. I think that's how veganism works She is aware that like chicken exists. Yeah, I'm not going to be the one that like lets her know that KFC and then that's going to be what you know You know bumps are off the off the rails, but yeah, you can still talk about men. She doesn't eat men Yeah, you can't help let's be an ism. Oh, you can't bring that off. I just want a bit about car like you can't Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, she lives in the British countryside now. Sorry. How was how was she on the show? Was she was she nice to you or no? Yeah, she was nice But I you know, I was like I only met her like when I walked out onto the onto the set She was sure and I was a kid so I think she was because she walked off said and kicked the dogs Into a green room and smacked an assistant. Yeah, she's made a lot Comforated bucket of crazy Just a lot of you should Schumer on really young. She had a lot of young comics on yeah back in the day. I don't know Yeah, you on you weren't falling pretty young weren't you? Yeah, yeah, I did Yeah, that was my my next TV appearance on us. What about British or American comedy. Sorry. What about American comedy? You guys ate it? No, I love America. All right. American comedy is great. This guy. Oh Sorry, yeah, I don't know you to go my bad. All right. Where are you gonna be there Sammy? Well, when when is this coming down? Yeah, we'll do my TV. Yeah, get out of here. You're gonna go. No, I can plug it What I can plug your days Oh, yeah, I'll tell you Sam's gonna be in Stamford Yep If you are providence these car will be sold out. They're sold out. It's like the small venue Show and late show Tampa, Florida Well, yeah that one. I think February 26. I think we're twenty six. There are still tickets to the special Show, special taping as well so you can be on Netflix tickets available for LA available for LA May 7th with Joe list Rachel Finston and Jordan Jensen and then and then Lisbon August 30th and I'm adding a bunch of European dates That's just the first one to go on sale, but Lisbon the most the prettiest city I've ever been to Yeah, yeah, so look forward to that one. I can't wait. That's a great little town Legal drugs and prostitution. Is that right? Really? Wait, I think that's right. I'm a chance She's definitely checked. I will check that. Can you do marks now? Yeah, good luck with these next mark You can see in Flagstaff, Arizona. Nice. Opium theater. You can go to another venue in Arizona That's why Rita Indianapolis that we two shows there in early and a late one and and and a third and fourth show I like how he does Very popular in the Buffalo area To Buffalo, New York he'll be in the wonderful city of Portland Portland, like Memphis Got a lot of Portland's uh providence as well. Where's that island? Let's make sure to show some more dignified areas. That's a piece of theater Dania Beach in Florida. We love Dania Beach in Florida. I do like it Raleigh? Raleigh? Sir Arthur Raleigh. Raleigh in New Cross. New castle. New castle down in Los North Carolina. North Carolina. Also in Los Angeles at the world famous comedy store, Moncton, Nebraska. We don't know that one. We don't know where that one. It is all Brunswick. It's in Canada. Well nowhere. How about this? Bacankey? Yes. Bacankey. What are you watching to? Yeah, it's Bacankey. Bacankey Washington. You'll be there in Philadelphia. You're a busy man. Philadelphia. Yeah. Brut really doesn't want to see this kid. Yeah. What kind of get out? Get out of get out. Just doing our Harry Styles. Just these thirty nights in New York and let them come to you. Yeah. At this point. You don't want to go to the Brookfield Wisconsin. Or Irvin, California. Irvine. Irvine, Irvine Improv. That's a good club. We're off in the gym. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. They're gonna read the phone book. It was that fun. So yeah, thanks Jack. That was great. Yeah, and I check out a show on peacock. Thank you. Up on the roof, like a cop's coming, and they could send you well as feeling dangerous. I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans. This woman doesn't look like I remember. And I get down in the same way. 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