Ep. 270 - The Influencers Are Here

Below what what one leg Can I just say why are you dressed like Lucio? What's up with the teeth? What teeth? Oh, you both have it in. No more influencers now Do you guys move up your chairs? No Why are the chairs? They've always been this height. They're always in this height. Right and these are my teeth What is that the grass below your chairs that i'm looking at? This good. Yeah, you don't reach the floor This feels like a youtube video. Can I say that? I feel a youtube video brewing This is Much of a youtube video You know, you know your teeth are in upside down. I'm sorry See I'm the bottom guy That's a gap that's a gap that's a gap I see a gap. Is that bad for youtube retention? Sorry, don't pretend to do the voice if they're not in Don't put them in again like a zin. You put them in the top row. Yeah So I want to put you guys in a youtube video. I think it'd be cool. I think I'm a really big idea We line up a hundred of the greatest youtubers of all time. You look I can't look at you blind Alleluvian the line if we're making the video All right, the jig is up. They're fake Whoa Oh my god I thought you were just two handsome entrepreneurs We know we are One whose feet can't touch the floor What are you talking about? They're firmly planted What? Your chair? You're in a high chair The chair is the same height You were in a baby high chair Oh yes, we did a little bit where we put veneers under teeth But the chairs are the same height Did we order veneers that require a warmed up adhesive that we didn't know about? Yes Yeah, okay We're new at this You're new at the successful youtubers That's correct. Yeah And you know what's been cool about it is how subtle they've been about it It's like Cause some youtubers they hit a diamond And then they go Check it out fuckers It's the nick and slime show And they hop in group chats And they brag and they say if it hits a million You guys have to shoot yourselves in the fucking skull You have to throat if it hits a million You gotta throat me if it hits a million You have to change the way they count views That, you, and you know You have a youtube show A failing one by the way And I'll have you know, you look at views And you know that they're not that crazy The ones we got are crazy right now They're crazy, they're fucking crazy They're crazy even if you were to remove the fake ones The lemonade stand Made a shitty episode about the midterm elections Fucking 800,000 views 800,000? Yeah cause it's fraud watch And then they did it Oh it's interesting it's like we're gonna cross that In what like maybe two days? Maybe two hours I will never throat you Wait if it hits a million In a week from the dotted poster you have to Yeah you do have to throat them You can't say you'll never throat them Are you going to throat? No cause I hit a million He's hit a million He's a fellow entrepreneur How many people does it take to be a chess pro? As a fellow youtube million? That one did go pretty crazy The funny thing is I lined up 10 youtubers You got the veneers Where did you get those? And I had these youtubers go up against a chess pro And I suckled the people who are the best teeths It's funny because it feels like he has veneers But I look and there's a gap It doesn't make any sense Why would you be talking that way if there's a gap? I said give me the veneers and give me a gap I want a whistle for it Jimmy would never do something like that No, Jimmy said let me get it Let me get it like the Santa Claus 2 I love that I love that movie He did get the Santa Claus 2 veneers You pander for views And now you two pander for views I'm the only one who's an honest artist PANDER?! We've struck at the heart of the American experience All you do is shit on your tower and jack off And jack it off Look at my youtube channel there is no jacking off Well can I say it It's the bye bye week Cause you were not on an LS episode And you were not on the Yard episode Bang bang And both of the comment sections I don't know if you've read them They're hurtful Triple bang, oh no The comments of the Lemonade Sand episode are like Finally that guest is gone He's been there for so long Yeah, yeah, it's 50% that and 50% Aiden is gone to go fight the Houthis Which I don't, I don't know why And I have to wonder if you're fighting the Houthis On whose side are you fighting for? I would fight Saudi Arabia for starters I like that, I appreciate that Not too much on Saudi Arabia Let's not dig too deep into it We have a lot of things in motion We're working on a big deal The water park, Dave & Buster's It's a coaster It's not a huge coaster but it is a coaster Trying every Saudi oil You know what did happen? The week I'm gone It did happen on that other fucking show of snakes I got a phone call this week So I didn't have my car And I came to work on the metro yesterday And I got a phone call And you might recall that we've lost a couple sponsors on this show over the years Yes, we lost me undies because we brandished a gun and fucking pointed at each other And also it's really taboo to speak on the train You should be kawaii desu Continue What can you do? I get a phone call, I pick up the phone It's somebody from our ad network And they're like hey, so we just want to let you know And I haven't listened to the episode that they put out this week And I'm like And I'm like oh So this brand They They don't think it's a good fit anymore Apparently on the read this week You said Climate change is a Chinese hoax In the ad read I didn't realize you were an entrepreneur And I was like oh That's so interesting That's so interesting Nicky I haven't even watched the episode this week That's crazy that they said that And she's like yeah actually What they said in the ad read was They said that you always say Climate change is a Chinese hoax And uh So if you're wondering why they're not signing any more reads That is why May I be so kind as to entrepreneurially May I be so kind as to entrepreneurially ask What brand Is like a constellation Or something Not an entrepreneurial Like big dipper, little dipper How do you think that's in the zeitgeist Stars? Stars pay for branding Everything's branding you don't fucking see it yet Is that what 5G is? Yes! You guys were so behind I almost lost a brand deal this week Yeah you did I got an email from a guy who I was about to do a partnership with And he goes I've seen all the controversy Ludwig's been in And we just We can't do this deal And then an hour passes And then he goes You know what? Just kidding Super happy to go ahead Ignore the last email It was crazy to read the screenshot Cause I was like what changed his mind in this hour Now I will say for context His profile picture on Gmail is Rudeus from Ashoka Tensei Could have something to do with it You think it was your anime take? It could be I love anime One Piece I lined up all the best One Piece characters And dressed them up I got the 100 best One Piece characters Dressed them up like Were they naked? I dressed them up I have like a little adrenaline shot I'm so sorry It's okay you're back You can't sleep bud You gotta get the next video out I'm an entrepreneur It probably is to do with that And I can't imagine any other Thing Any other bad takes That it might have had to deal with What can I say Got clean takes over here I gotta say If you wanna talk about bad takes in this room I feel like you're gonna look over at us He's focusing in on what entrepreneur feels But I feel like the bad takes are localized around here What's the big deal with potato wedges? Dumbass Potato wedges? It's their taste for me Potato wedges are good The KFC potato wedges? Yeah they're great I remember them fondly as a child When was the last time you had one? The last time I had one and this is not a lie Is 8 months ago 8 months ago? Really? What was the context? KFC What were you doing in your life That led you to KFC potato wedges? It's like getting a genie wish I was driving down I think at this point I'm in K-town I'm headed eastbound And I'm like I'm hungry And I do the thing that know almost everyone does this situation is i i door dash from like a really high-end restaurant to get to my house before i get there to land as you get there yes uh for one of your many cars and you have to park i'm not driving the chauffeur but oh and then and then and then we pass the kfc and i and i and i say slam on it because i was like i wanted to try it and i had a fucking bite you really did try kfc fries on your own volition not fries i had the whole do you really do you is you really your issue at the with the list is the wedges that's what does it for you are you saying you saying the wedges should be high i think wedges should be higher isn't it isn't a wedge like inherently a saw shovel like inherently oh boy is is aiden aiden i hope i'll be like a mid samar do up with your skin because they're working on mine right now yeah there's gonna be blood on your door when you go home wait wait let me confidently espouse an opinion that i have no i think there are people who like potato and then there are people who like fried food i like potato okay let me tell you this we had the kfc wedge what are you laughing at we're on the same team that's your guy that's your guy yeah that's my business partner you're on the same team we don't hang out for work for three two let's go work what are you laughing at we're going to yes this year we're presenting a lot y'all look like cage will go into worlds my veneers i want them really bad but they're too far i spit them out too far i can get them for you this is what business partners do business partners do is they get each other's i like the the spreadsheets he's like the boots on ground sort of thank you thank you here you go um so the thing about wedges yeah tell us about it they don't hash very good yeah yeah when we got the okay blood leg when we got the kfc ledges they didn't taste very good i feel like i feel like there's fries that are good because they're crispy and salty and then there's fries that are good because it's yummy potato and they're seasoned but different than salt seasoning then where would you put the wedges uh probably put us here because i like it and i guess i put most things in us here because i like it have you seen my pie tier list no you're hard to your list uh zipper you go to my second channel ludwin bro i love doing a tier list when they're a bitch and you're telling you that you're talking too much you know what i'm saying and that is free speech you look crazy yeah it's a lot of free speech over the show british actor i just can't get over that they're the top teeth did you guys know there's british snl anyway we have the two the hosts here right uh okay bring it i don't have to do this interview darling yeah yeah and then go to the just go to the end where you can see like the final you can see like the end of the show and then you can see like the end of the show and then you can see like the end of the show and then you can see like the end of the show and then you can see like the i did a pie to your list now i'll be honest i was hungry as fuck that's really funny man you put quiche and not worth the calories i put quiche and not a pie not a pie i see i see quiche is not a pie this is just this is how this is how people rate movies on letterboxd they just give everything five sure they just give everything fives like it's like that's that's how the scale works the pie is good aiden some of them are must eats nothing is a must eat they're all godlike what would a must eat be if that means you made a bad tier list no it just means they made great pie they can't all be godlike if you were to ask the pope to do a potato pie if you're asked the pope to do tier list of books in the bible yeah do you think he has any that he goes eh oh i guess i'll read probably but you're also saying that the pope would have ones that's like not worth reading not worth reading not the pope yeah leviticus not worth salvation leviticus is mostly about the specifics of slavery i would say leviticus is not worth a political cartoon okay this is a bad i don't know if you made this you probably didn't i made this but what do you mean the whole video is this no no no sorry the tier list oh oh the actual construct no no no no so what i'm saying is that the person who made this made a bad tier list because if one of the tiers goes unused it means it's a bad tier list oh no i made the tiers sorry yes you made the t okay so you're bad at doing this yeah the pies are good i don't understand what is this check the views on this dog video no no no don't check it don't check it check the views no no no no no post view update by the way oh he has less than 200 000 views on this video no no no no 189 000 oh wow oh that's about oh that's a state in actual views that's like 80. that's about one eighth of our videos is anyone else a bit horny wow that's so many there's so many and the true viewer is higher well now look up asmongold french right to your list well look this is all to say we've become successful youtubers yes this this peak will surely be followed by another peak maybe double you know what i've noticed a trend with you guys can i can you put can you put them in gentlemen can i tell you an issue what is it sure and i want you to back me up on this yeah yeah yeah i'm i'm i'm i'm pre-jacking almost every single week what is that what is that oh my god it's you oh my god now it's time to really become a non-christian fuel it's also a chinese hoax i like you and i'm british is that a compliment or an insult i like it despite being british it reminds me of beans so these guys come in week in week in week out they're phoning it they're cremated by a wife he'll cremated my wife you cremated your wife no i want to hear about that well they put her in a in some sort of casket why do your teeth move like piano keys in an animated movie they're dancing put the wheel down put the wheel down well he spilled it everywhere there you go that's that's their wives all over your pants they're gonna think this is an ad put it down unfortunately they put her in a microwave and then and they cremated her we became entrepreneurs because of the grief that he was suffering from his wife being in a microwave i'm very sorry ludwin finish your story we can week out we can we go these guys come here to play slay the spire and street fighter 6. you agree with this and then and then we go for one week and then they become entrepreneurs and become electric at is it us in are we the problem because then they could go back to their street fighter six like the spire two cells i did have this i don't want to spoil it but we had the yard weekly yesterday and they're describing some of the ideas that they're coming up with for more content in the previous week's meeting that we both missed because we were gone interesting and i was like these ideas are amazing why is it happening now i mean if i could be serious for a moment please what we discussed there is sometimes an anxiety around uh ludwig's schedule entrepreneurs are anxious too your lips look crazy what is it and being able to There is an anxiety about summoning Ludwig to do things that are outside the purview of the infrequential podcast. And though Ludwig himself has been very good about saying, I'm down to do whatever as long as I schedule and all this stuff, that sort of feeling can still exist about, well, maybe it's. But when Ludwig exits the realm, it feels like there is no more binder around us to be able to. Someone to say, no, I can't do that. No, no, nothing. And this is simply a perceived entrepreneurial. Because I haven't said, no, I can't do this about these awesome ideas. And I've done 140 hours of Dungeons and Dragons. I've done 140. And I think coming from my entrepreneurial perspective, that is the vibe. But I am trying to correct that vibe because of how good you've been about communicating. However, sometimes you show up at Dungeons and Dragons. And it feels like we're basically about to chop your dick off. Sorry, can you say that again? It feels like you come in, you're tired, and it's like you're ready to get your dick chopped off. I'm sorry, I'm not understanding. I'm not understanding. I already get my dick chopped off. It feels like I'm coming in. As if being having to come and do Dungeons and Dragons and figuring out your schedule and all this stuff. It's like getting your dick chopped off. It's akin to your dick chopped off. Why is my penis getting chopped? It feels like. You're feeling like that's what it feels like. Am I self-chopping? He's using entrepreneurial language. Is it a BME thing where I'm doing it myself or are you chopping it for me? I'm not chopping your dick. Well, I guess I'm audience to it. You spiritually want your dick chopped off. I spiritually want my dick cut off because of the D&D schedule. Yes. But this is all to say, you know, sometimes the entrepreneurial ideas happen in crazy little situations like this. - Entrepreneurs need to move in silence. - Like lasagna. - Do you understand it? - Yes, it's weird that your lips are moving, your teeth stopped. - Can I ask you about-- - I got 10 of the best Turkish veneer guys to make me the best veneers. - We tried, this week, we tried every boba. - Sorry, first off, say it, don't spray it. - We tried all the boba. - Can I ask you two a question? - Please. - I wanna do a little extra, I do this with all the entrepreneurs. I don't know if you know, I work with entrepreneurs, actually. - On some chill shit. - On some chill shit, yeah, sorry. I did not get it, on some chill shit. - No, no, no. - On some chill shit, what were you thinking? - My poor wife. - Well, it sounds-- - She was still alive. - When she was in the microwave, she was still alive? - Yeah, a little bit. - And now she's in this bag of Huel. - And it's got 400 calories? That's a good amount of macros. No, let's focus up, gentlemen. - You guys have been in the idea chamber. How about you hit some ideas at me? And I would just love to hear them. - Wow. - Free ideas. - No, I mean, well, wait, after this, we'll have to send it to NDA. - Friend, Friend DA here. - Friend DA. - Friend DA. - Okay. - Heard that one before. - Oh, I heard that one. Yeah, I didn't pull out of a coconut tree. - What the fuck? - I didn't just pull out yesterday, come on. - Well, gentlemen, gentlemen, Zipper, can you pull a blood wig fried to your list? I'm also an entrepreneur. I've walked these roads. - Has he? - And I know it's an innovative idea that you guys had. - Fried to your list. - 'Cause I saw the vehicle. Genius, can I say? - Do you think so? - A Lamborghini? - A Lamborghini. - Did you also feel, I don't know if you felt this when I opened up the video and I realized what they had done, which is we leave for a week and they rent a Lamborghini. - Genius. - Rich also damaged the Lamborghini. - Damaged it? - Yeah, we scratched the Lamborghini. - It was in the Cain's parking lot, and he, got up on the curb, and he damaged the Lamborghini. - All right, let's see this Frank's fried to your list. Let's see this Frank's fried to your list that you think is so cool. - We handled it. - Due to some really unexpected events, Nick lost his wife, who was the main food maker in his family. - You don't have to talk about it on the show, dude. - And Nick, we got you a little surprise. - I don't want it, I want my wife back. - You're now in a YouTube video. And we got you a surprise. - The thing is, bro, we understand that she used to cook, and she's gone, so we got you this product, Huel. Which, it helps you not overpay for lunch. - Okay. - And you're not gonna believe what's in this. - You're not gonna believe what's in this. - There's 40 grams of protein. It mixes with just water or milk in about 30 seconds. It's a complete meal, got 27 essential vitamins and minerals. And, if I'm being honest, we thought we'd surprise you, there's a bit of your wife in there. - No, don't cry, because if you eat the whole thing, in an hour, you get a million dollars. - It's H-U-E-L, H-U-E-L is Huel, man. It's got great macros. - Black edition chocolate flavor. - 35 grams of protein. - Yeah, it tastes really good. - It's kinda like she made it for you, 'cause she's in it. - Gluten free. - Is it ready to drink? - Gluten free, ready to drink, yes, dude. - You can also add stuff to it. - It is a complete meal, dude. - Is it high protein? - Yes, dude, it's got 35 grams, this is when you have a damn 40 grams in it. - We're back, here's the deal, limited time offer, make healthy eating simple, you can get Huel today with our exclusive offer of 15% off. - When I finish it, will she come back? - No. - No, she's dead forever. - Not at all, not at all. - She's dead? - Use code theyard at Huel.com/theyard, that's H-U-E-L.com/theyard, new customers only, thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show. Few years ago at this point, but it's before the view buff. Please, don't look at the views. - We're going to look at the views. - Oh, interesting. - Oh, there's ours again. - Ours came out first. - Charlie zero. - Wait, have I never done one? - Ludwig too. - Oh my God. - Oh. - Even Sanchovies has done one. - It's actually kind of crazy. - It is crazy to see Sanch doing the soy face. - It is actually kind of crazy that Sanch has done one. - And you haven't. - Gee gee, I haven't. I guess I've done burger. - Dude, you are not an entrepreneur. - I'm not. - How did you think you had done one? - 'Cause I think I'd done burger three times, and I guess I thought one of them was fries. - You've regurgitated burger three times? - I think I've done everything at McDonald's like two or three times as well. - Dude. - You know what, and Aiden, this is the issue. If you stop your entrepreneurial spirit, if you're not talking to other entrepreneurs, you can't come up with shit like fries. I would probably be doing a ninth McDonald's try the menu if I wasn't in the room with these guys right now. So I need you to-- - But they've opened your eyes. - I need you to start fucking listening. What are some of these ideas? - Please, yeah, great, great. Thank you for the floor. I'm not sure, what was your name? - Amen. - Amen. - Amen. - Amen. - So unique. Nordic or something. - Yeah, he's a Nordic man. - Child of Christ. - Wow, that's actually very cool. Very ethnic. - He's a religious man. - So, okay, I had an idea where we try every-- - What is it again? - I tried every chicken karaage. - Chicken karaage. - Okay. - The Japanese-- - The Japanese are very in right now. - Have you heard of Shohei? - Shohei who? - I don't know his last name. - You don't know his last name? - Shohei Atami. - Shohei Atami. Yeah, I've heard of him actually. - Yeah, he's pretty good at baseball. - So what do you think? First off, I love it. I love it. Are you going to Japan? - Well, I mean, it's-- - Where is that? - Japan. - Okay. - So, I love this one. I think it's great. So what are the others? What are the other ones? - Well, they're kind of a secret. - Come on. - They're kind of a secret. - Brandy A. - I guess here among friends. What if we-- - What was one of the ideas we could tell them? - One of the ideas that would be acceptable to tell them. - So all the ideas are secret that we're not allowed to be in on? - Well, what about-- do you think they're trying to tell us something? - I don't understand why-- - Is it time? Do you think they're going to kick us off the show? - Well, how about this? Why don't you-- How about this? You tell us an idea as double entrepreneurs, and we'll tell you whether or not they're worth shooting or they're going to end up one of those videos you just showed. - Ludwig, he's an Uber driver. - Okay. - But he drives until his passenger recognizes him. - I don't get it. - Yep. - For what? - Yep. - What would he recommend? - No, no, no, no, no. No. Let the entrepreneurs. - Oh, yeah. Are they going to park for free anywhere? - How's the parking situation? - We could pay. We could, they could like, Ludwig could park the car different places and we would pay for it. - Are you saying all your Jackoff catchphrases and-- - It's your idea. - Yeah, yeah. I think you could say some Jackoff catchphrases. - Well, sure, it may go around. - Yeah. - Yeah, that could be, that could be-- - That's good. - Well, I mean, let me do another one. I mean, I traveled to every country and ranked them by how nice the people were. You could imagine the thumbnail. - Okay. Now we're, I can't imagine it. - It would be you holding hands with all the different colors of the world. - Yes, yes. And a gradient. - And you're standing on earth. - Yes. - Yes. - You like it? - I see it. - Ludwig, this sounds actually really similar to Sanchovies' racial tier list. - No, but this one's based off of boots on ground journalism. - Ah. - Okay. - Did he do that? - No, he played Camille Toplane that day. Didn't, didn't get to it. - The Garen's losing on the alt account. - Um, what's other big ideas, Rob? - They want more, they're hungry for more, they're hungry for more. - Oh, I'm getting more, so I'm getting on my phone. - Are you worried there's-- - I bathe the sumo wrestler. - You bathe the sumo wrestler? - Yeah, and the thumbnail before, he's all dirty, and after, he has like a ding. - I love it. - I bathe 'em. - I love it. And what if, what if underneath the sumo's dirt, there were like phrases and tasks written on his skin. - Okay. - It says like, you know, do a jumping jack. - Right, and I have to do, and I scrub it off, and then I do the jumping jack? - Yeah. - And then one of it's like, try the closest chicken karaage place. - Try the closest chicken, thank you so much. - Right? - I love collaborating, what is your name again? - It's Eamon. - Can I say, your associate seems bored about my idea. - I'm not into it. - What's-- - It's just that I can't, if I can't, if I can't-- - Can't what? If you can't what? Spit it out. - If I can't see it, I can't dream it. - What do you mean, what do you fucking mean by that? - It's entrepreneur talk. - Should I get like a grok image? - That'd help. - I love using groks. - All right, we'll share one idea with you. - Okay. - It's the C.S. Marathon. Right? - Right. - Yeah? - Yeah. - 100 hours C.S.U. - We did do that, 100 hours. - It sounds similar. - My back really hurt when we did that, but continue. - But it's the God Gamer Challenge instead. - Okay. - Oh. - And it's us four. - And it's us four and we do, do we do games with five people and just play with a random? - We'd have a fifth friend. - And if it may be Joshua. - And they have to be five, five sack games. - Yes, sir. But no, no, sometimes. They're like 1v1s And we have to send someone in We send one in as our force A soldier No I love it I love it I love it It's It's What's the five again? Me Ludwig Okay Aiden I like it Slime Josh It can't all be people you like There's gotta be drama You scoffed at me? I didn't scoff I just I'm European I love video games You guys are just Becoming closer and closer to Kelby And Butter Cricken Butter Cricken I feel like Butter Cricken I feel like Yeah I feel like Yeah They are They don't have as many ideas as I thought I don't think they have that many ideas And I feel like they are seeking ideas from From you maybe What? Can I say I threw slime an idea yesterday Dude If I can take out my veneers Took out the teeth for this one Oh my god I It sucks because I know he's fucking with me I'm not fucking with you I know You're playing with my balls And you're saying I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna You can play with your balls Your tongue is like fucking an inch away But you're like No no No no no I'm not doing any of this I'm being teased I'm being teased by my bull Defend yourself You're I don't have to defend myself All I did Is I sent him A text that said Mid-race to gold In Europe In Europe On the European ladder Oh I did I sent him the gif You are a tease The Amadeus gif Where he's reading the music sheets And he goes Oh You are You are a sick little tease I know You're a perverted You're a perverted little tease The pre-cum Coming out And you're looking at it And you're not doing anything with it His dick is It's a little wet It's a little wet Because The pre-cum And you're wiping it off With a napkin You won't even You won't even Trickle the water Out of my dick hole With a napkin Instead of doing Everything else There's little bits Of the TP On his dick now Because It's my first shower You gotta kind of Pinch it off a little bit Did he cut himself shaving? He must not Why would I shave there? I think It could work We do it Let's say Mid-summer No AC In like Fucking London, England Oh god That's so far away In a full brick building No What do you think You're What do you mean That's so far away? Where in Europe Oh, time-wise Yeah I was like Where else in Europe Are you trying to go? You don't do it in the UK In the UK Yeah, well It'll You know It's not gonna be Fucking next week Why not? Do it in like Fucking Go to like Do it in like Turkey Doing like Doing Turkey? Doing Turkey Why Turkey? Loser has to get A fucking transplant Loser has to get The Mr. Beast treatment I don't think Turkey's What would one of us do? I don't think Turkey's Top three best countries At hair transplant What would you do A word Actually Actually speaking Raw and real right now Like fucking drop Actually It's just cheap Yeah That's the point That's awesome I think if you sharpen a blade 10,000 times You get pretty good at sharpening If you're the goat If you want the goated If you think Domino's Makes the best pizza You're a real transplant head If you're a real transplant head You go to South Korea South Korea is the spot Yes If you're a real transplant head You go down the fucking street To LA To Los Angeles To Los Angeles Down the street I'm sure we got it On lock But we're talking about Exotic trips To far away land We do boobs I think We're good at boobs I think we're good at All dude Have you seen Hollywood actors? They look so fucking hot Dude you should do it in Korea It'd be so funny If you did it in Korea You guys wouldn't hit it Oh Korea No we would just have to Gold in Korea Is diamond here Yeah I'd be like Hitting silver in Korea That's what we would have to do Escaping bronze in Korea maybe I don't think it's that much harder I don't know I think you have to scale You have to do Europe now And then And then Korea later Why Europe? Do you want to know? I do There's this guy You're going to hate it Okay Maybe I won't hate it There's this guy Who messaged me every day Okay For 580 days To try solo queue in Europe Okay He's almost at two years And you're trying to reward That relentless Parasocial self-insert Ideation I want more like him Personality disorder I want I want Troops like him Honestly I'll say this If that guy's hand to table Crafting that message every day And not like automating it Fucking sure bro Believe in something I think it's hand to table Because he sometimes Fucking swells it different Okay And that's why This is what it's influencing That's why I want to try it in Europe That's so crazy The gold race is separate But I also I also think like A gold race in Europe Is a little spicier It is spicy It's exotic It's exotic I think it's fun I think this is a great idea You do this You can't You cannot Fly home Until you hit gold Dude that's so funny Yes Like neither of us You're like stuck Like a winner Winner gets to go You're stuck in Europe Until you hit gold That was easy Surely the winner releases you From the prison No no no I think you're You're still having to stay No no no That's because it's so That is a great idea My idea is better What was your name? It's Aiden It's Aiden I'm actually Same name I know what you're thinking Same name as that guy Who was like in Al-Qaeda And then he was a double agent For the CIA It's the same guy You're not that guy It's a good business with that guy It's crazy He did both He played both sides MI6 and Anyway So interesting I think my idea is great Your idea is great But it's evil And I think it wouldn't work In practice Your idea is great on paper Not great in practice I think it works Six million views One million views Dude you being trapped in Europe And not being able to come home It's genius Door dashing French food You know what French food is like? It's fucked up It is fucked up What? Yeah When we were in Gay Paris For when you and Michael were there The food's good The shit I was eating was crazy I think that's because You're a bad orderer Maybe And let me say Based off your tier list You might both be bad orderers Okay He's rage baiting Don't Don't Put it Put it in the veneers There's no way That you're saying this To two distinguished entrepreneurs This is their Alienware cowboy hat Yeah You can You can Yeah If they're getting rage baited Plime order to life Large fries at the first place we went Yes Yes That happened Oh that's crazy That's crazy behavior How dare you It was filmed Can I say I think I think we have A classic case Of L orderer In L palette Can I just say Our friend I think I can say this Our friend got engaged Yeah okay We all know this Our friend Josh Got engaged Yeah And the day of We got some We got dinner We got me Josh Man His fiance My girlfriend A whole plethora of friends Was there And guess who ordered For the whole table Yeah And is Josh Man is there So yeah This is actually a funny story I went with One of QD's nephews He's in seven And I bought him Chipotle Do you know what it's like And he loved the order Okay No I went with Kids meal quesadilla To order To order for all the adults But also the child That's There's nuance to that He has a case here Josh has the palate of a child Yeah but he Had the part of the table At the dinner He had the part of the table Where the crayons can draw On the tablecloth What do you mean he's picky What do you have to say Chicken fingers out loud Well that was a bit tough You know it's funny you say it Cause he is picky But not if you choose The exact right thing he likes I got engaged I want chicken fingers He's picky But not if you pick The exact thing he likes What I'm trying to say is One time I ordered Like sushi And it was It was way back When we lived in the old house And Josh was here It was that two months He didn't brush his teeth And I was like Excuse me Josh I ordered a bunch of food I ordered sushi And he just looks at me And he's like Uh oh I don't really like fish And I looked at him I said I don't care Then don't eat Cause I order food for everyone And I don't care And then But that was the moment I learned that he really He will not eat And so you gotta make sure he eats Yeah You gotta get the The sushi spot That's got a little bit of Karage Yeah Mmm Maybe a tearless Karage Maybe We don't have to lie anymore We don't have to lie anymore The karage tearless Was a bad idea But you have to have bad ideas To get to the good ones You must You must I believe that 100% We haven't had bad ideas yet And we all understand That as for entrepreneurs What is your entrepreneurial What's your entrepreneurial background My background I'm curious about your background Oh Endgame TV Just a little Just a little company Called Endgame TV Where is it now Hmm Endgame TV Where is it now Why we do Wound it down Wound it down Why Actually people in the industry Called it Wounded it up Wounded it up You wound it up You wound it up Wounded it down But also wound it up But it no longer generates Any revenue Wound You're not listening Because it's Winding It's ready to be unwound At any time It can be activated At any time It's like a slingshot So when do you think EGTV will see The light of day again Probably when I'm 60 60 years old Well I've been Helping out a little bit We've been consulting With this firm Palantir Okay So we're trying We're trying to shift EGTV I like that name Pal Palantir It's like a pal Like an app Where you meet friends Yeah I like that You definitely find friends Wherever they're at You find them Palantir It's like you're Seeking towards friends Yeah Locking on I know where they're at At all times Like you see them With thermal vision You find your friends It's like Apple Find my friends It's a close friend That you want to protect It's not good That friend has Secrets from you You meet a lot of Women and children Through Palantir Palantir It's fun fun, and welcome to EGTV. that's great the new slogan so it is an entrepreneur did it make any money did it make money like before it was wound I guess when it was unwound made so much money how much we made maybe tens of thousands tens of thousands and tens of thousands before paying your employees and and a lot of that went to crush in hindsight okay rush Jack Hoyt Jack Hoyt did get actually an extraordinary amount of the money which means it all went to grailed which means most of it went to close on grailed uh not a great deal in hindsight you know and you know what I love an entrepreneur is willing to admit that he did a bad deal an entrepreneur learns sometimes you make a bad deal the first step to being a great entrepreneur is being a bad entrepreneur oh I say that you have to fail well and fail for a long time and it's weird because you guys found success so early don't pass really quickly almost instantly so this makes you think this is it when he goes to Sweden and I and I go to my family you guys we'll still be doing it with you and you'll still be here well it sounds like you're entrepreneurs and you're doing better without me my business idea you stay and do it thoughts that is not a bad proposal yeah I like his idea a lot business idea the yard becomes my family vlog now but you guys are the only people allowed to record I'm not even kidding it would crush you're gonna need two oh the family the yard tard you're gonna you're gonna need two uncles you are not watching the yard tard show so sit back and then oh no oh no I cheat on us I freaking cheat on us no dude don't cheat on us don't bring all this shit down you come home early and you catch me doing trying to revive chuckle sandwich I even cheated on the yard tard with his other family me and Ted are shooting at him you and slime sickle just caught in a shed with microphones oh we weren't supposed to be home yard tard uncle tard yard tard used to mean something uncle tard got drunk at dinner and it's like eight shot lemon ale phase no he hangs out with the and he hangs out with the lemon tards all the time and they just call dug dug tard tard you're listening right now they only named it because the fucking because the to the leotard it was cause of that cause of leotards yeah I'm gonna uncle the fuck out of that kid man I'm gonna love him more than you you're gonna love my kid more than you love me I think I'll be a better uncle than you'll be I'm gonna uncle the shit out of him I think I'll be the best uncle yeah cause while you're fucking you think you'll be the best uncle 100% wait and you think you'll be the best uncle well we'll be uncles together I'm going to be the best uncle we're gonna share unclehood I'm going to be easily be the best uncle you're not gonna be the best uncle you're not gonna be an uncle you're not an uncle you're more like a you're gonna be in Sweden and my kid won't know that till he's 20 I'm going to kidnap your child from an early age so that I I am all they know my child's just gets born he goes let's do that NICU idea I wanna try it out I'm going to swap your child for mine we'd know instantly nature versus nurture well of course cause my child would come out 14 pounds 7 ounces and yours would come out famished starving I was a big baby were you? yeah I was a child I was a child I was a child I was a chunky baby I was 9 pounds 6 ounces you don't have shit on that oh damn you got me I think I was yeah you got me beat you got born 9 pounds? I was born 9 pounds 6 ounces you should weigh him in grams 6 ounces damn yeah you should fully in grams there was a thud when I hit the floor you came out really fast there was a dent there was a dent in the floor where I popped out wow yeah guys I'm going to cut right to the chase today's episode is brought to you by Cash App and I as two entrepreneurs we thought you should have access to the best financial tools available what is so funny what's so funny to you you paid a lot to be here at this pitch that's inside of the Las Vegas Convention Center I hear a Cash App customer right there yep just got paid on Cash App you got paid on Cash App yep see oh got another payment this is one of our apprentices and he's been following the teaching of the maestro very closely I know I paid a lot of money for the pass to be here today that's right monthly fee I love the charcuterie that you guys set up and the timeshare that you offered me earlier but I'm a little worried about Cash App because I can keep money in like a savings account or something maybe I'd get interest back on the money that I kept a lot of people think they should be doing that but the thing is is that Cash App you can earn interest on savings and that is way better you should do that instead you use a Cash App card you gain interest on savings you spend $500 a month you unlock higher borrow limits can you listen can you listen you're not listening I was only making $7,000 with merch just a few months ago that's right it was a fledgling part of my business that's really low that's low I know that doesn't even cover lunches it doesn't even cover lunches maybe it's low some months and then like much higher other months it was I don't know but I checked one month and I extrapolated and it was bad but with Cash App I'm earning more than ever and you can too if you want you'd be a new Cash App customer so you can earn $10 if you use the code cashout10 then I'd earn $7,010 in your profile when you sign up and then send $5 to a friend within 14 days terms apply the terms always apply the terms will always apply for you young man you three men seem like savvy so savvy and intelligent at business thank you even though you struggled to read the word verbatim at the top of things Cash App get some cash app I think uh the Uncle Tear List ooh that'll be a good Tear List episode in 10 years oh Uncle Tear List yeah Uncle Tear List you're just rating each other no you're doing it oh I am okay I was like how do you guys do you think when your last YouTube video comes you'll know it's it no do you think one day you'll just stop uploading yeah yeah cause I think there'll be a video that I upload in like 2079 it's gonna be called like my real thoughts on Clav and it'll come out like I'll do the Mr. Beastwire schedule in advance haha 'cause I was low-key spitting and it'll be like shit that I thought was important back in the day but now it's 2079 haha oh that's fun reacting to your biggest faux pas the PewDiePie's video in 10 years he's like whoa maybe we skipped this one haha maybe we skipped this one we were talking I think it was me and Ben talking about it what is it about PUBG that makes people say the n-word haha it's happened to many dude can I you can say the same thing about Counter Strike yep that's exactly what I was gonna say no but like not I think it's what about video games that makes people say the n-word not as many have gone down from the limelight from Counter Strike for that reason like players say it in the shadows cause it's like it's like there's like PewDiePie sub-communities or aesthetics of games that like like more people say the n-word on Counter Strike than other games Peter bought Fortnite boom Peter bought Fortnite Peter bought Fortnite Peter bought Fortnite that's gonna be your kids first word Peter bought Fortnite Peter bought Fortnite Peter bought Fortnite more people say the n-word in Counter Strike than Fortnite Peter bought Fortnite Jason the Ween every other week Jason does play a lot of Fortnite I don't know it's starting to all come together is Counter Strike number one it might be yeah it's also a very played game I don't know the player sets are all fake on it right you have to take the what the player sets on Counter Strike I thought there were like a lot of them are bots cause you get the free case so a lot of them just farm the free case every week I don't know that's what people claim but I feel like it's a fucking immensely popular game yeah yeah I'm not saying it's not popular I'm just saying the numbers I feel like I think you couldn't you couldn't remove more than like 10% from the number really you think only 10% are botted yeah yeah no I think it's way more you know about Banana right um yeah you you molly car and then you nade over the wall you take control of it yeah there's a game if you control Banana you control the whole map you can't forgo apps control just because you have Banana control you need apps and Banana control for sure it's just hard to get both like you go all the time fuck is Banana man Banana it fell off because they stopped it but they were it was like filled with bots they had like what was the game it was a game where you just had a screen and a Banana would spawn and you could sell the Banana on the community market and some Bananas were rare spawns and so at its peak it had like you know almost a million players but no one's playing Banana because there's no game it's literally just there's a Banana and spawns another Banana occasionally I guess for a game like this to really measure its ecosystem you have to measure like the marketplace of its items it's like I talked to the dev of Bongo Cat oh right Bongo Cat what did they say how's he doing or she Bongo Cat is like go to SteamDB oh Bongo Cat I actually do is it called Bongo Cat Bongo Cat is the fucking gif yeah SteamDB though Bongo Cat is like a what's it called like one of those browser games it's like a little guy that lives on your desktop it's like Wallpaper Engine or something like Bunzey Buddy and it's like one of the most played games on Steam like constantly oh wow because it's technically being played because it's like always open this betrays the idea of playing a game and what we consider that yes and so I don't care it's like Wallpaper Engine is probably pretty high up Wallpaper Engine is very high up this is more of a measurement of people who have the program open yes but a lot of it according to the dev is also botted why? because I think you can get drops in Bongo Cat of course if you but There's a lot of bots on Steam, bro. Yeah, because we've monetized every inch of the things we love, like video games. So now we all come perverse. Yeah, but all Gaben does is fucking throat sing. It's all botting. Well, Gaben throats things, but it's also, it has to do with like, top level Valorant. How do you do that? He's good at it. He's good at practice. He. Okay, I did it. Do you remember that big Valorant betting scandal ring that happened? Yeah, yeah, it's your two. Like, this shit happens because like, we are fundamentally nasty people. No, disagree. I think we're all fundamentally good people in our hearts. Do you? You believe that? Even Clav? Huh? Well, not everyone. I think Clav's not a fun. Oh wait, did I influence you to say that? Was that Slime who influenced you to say that? Despite you telling me that he's a good guy deep down, I don't understand with Clav. I'm saying people. As a whole are fundamentally good, you're saying we're fundamentally evil. Oh, I see. I'm saying funn. On the whole. Yes. Yes. We take advantage of things like that on the whole. I think we do do that on the whole. Doodoo. Doodoo mentioned. Doodoo. Uncle Tard. Sorry, sorry. Uncle Tard. If you didn't hear the previous segment, it sounds way weird. It's a bad clip. Yoxi! Let me out! That was Yoxi's voice! Yoxi, wait! I just. Two famous entrepreneurs humiliated Ludwig while random looks on. While Bifectual looks on. At least Lace gets me. Lace doesn't get you. Lace doesn't get you, bro. Lace doesn't understand a fucking first thing about you, bro. Lace is the biggest bi-streamer in the world. It's true. Is he? Yes. Out, out, bi-streamer. Excuse me. Not out. Well, you know. No, no, Lace is an ally, though. Yeah, he says it a lot, but he's a fucking ally, and he's going to come out as one soon. That would change the game. It would. If Lace came out? He'd be like Milo Yiannopoulos. Nah. Milo would never make that move. He voted Trump, but he's also a gay man. White gay men are scary. White gay men have caused a lot of destruction. White gay men are the most dangerous. It's possible. It's possible. Right, Aiden? Every entrepreneur has a podcast. Is this clip? Am I still in this? Am I still in this clip? Archie, put the black bars around this section. And the captions on this section. In conclusion, people are good. Yeah, you're right, probably. I think people are inherently self-serving, not good. I think people are more self-serving when they're anonymous. To self-serve, they make themselves feel good by being good. Yeah. True. This is an episode of Friends. True. No such thing as a good deed. A selfless good deed. Phoebe lets a bee stinger. And Joey's like, you know the bee died, right? Unlucky. Ludwig, I don't know if I. How did you propose? Huh? Do I. You don't know that? I made a. I talked about it on. I made a garden. I saw the video. On the roof. I watched the video. I made a garden of Eden. It's a garden. You can't call it. It was a lush garden. It was like the garden section of Party City. You decorated. But it was cute. You decorated your roof. I made a garden. Wasn't it. Come out of stone. I would not. Did you literally do it with your hands or did you. Nick and Lee and Christian. Nick and Lee put this one together. And Christian. First off, we did it as a squad. Okay. And we made a garden happen and I proposed in the garden. Okay? It wasn't. And it was fucking beautiful. I think it was very cute. Because I've seen pictures and it was cute and it was beautiful and I never would have used the word garden to describe it. He might be one of the first people to use. OBS to film his proposal, but without being live. Did you do that? Yeah. Right. I guess you should. He had like a computer set up. Recording software. That was just pointed over towards the area where he'd do it. It actually was very romantic looking because it's like the doors open. It was a nice shot. Yeah, it's a good shot. And then it's just OBS running on record. I was like, what an. You're so. That means there's a moment where he's looking at OBS and doing this and then it starts. And then he's like. Did you check the recording settings before hitting record? I did, yeah. Did that shit be on CBR 2000 bitrate? What was the bitrate of your proposal? Kept it low. I didn't want to use too much memory. Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. Unlucky though is the AT&T ad came up during it. The lower third. Yeah, the lower thirds came up. Mid-proposal. Unregistered hyperlink. What is it? Unregistered hypercam. Dude, Ludwig, I was streaming Valorant and he let me watch the kids for a sec. He'll just throw on my stream and go take a dump or something. And then they'll be like, you're babysitting Ludwig's stream right now, which I didn't know. I have a Reddit post pulled up. What did it say? It talked about how a cuckold was so excited that he found out that the bowl that he was using was HIV positive. And that the excitement, it was the excitement that only a thin layer of latex was protecting his wife from this paused bowl. Oh, there was latex. Okay. Yeah. And how exciting that was. The paused bowl. I'm reading this. And Ludwig just pulls it up. Wait, he doesn't even look at what I'm doing. He just clicks my stream and goes and takes a dump or something. Can I say, I assumed it was Valorant. That's what the point was. You know what? It kind of was. It kind of was. The amount of champs in that fucking game now. I would have loved if the fucking lower third pops up while this is all happening. It probably did. Well, if I can check, unfortunately I missed it. Dude, I watched. I watched your CS video, the CS marathon video, and there was a lower third that popped up for some shit. And I was like, literally, what is that? It was, it was literally like, like play Boingo hotspot. And I was like, what is, I don't, I don't remember the name, but it was some game. Oh, it was probably an off-ramp game. Probably John Gleep. John Gleep. Yeah. Oh, John Gleep. It's on Poop. I literally said, what the fuck is John Gleep? John Gleep is like a name they made up in Rick and Morty. John Gleep's awesome. Yeah. I believe it. John Gleep's this game. It's made by a solo dev. He's like, uh, he, he bet a bunch of money to the mob and now he's in debt to the mob and he has to make his money back. And so he does it by taking his flying saucer to different planets, abducting people, and then putting them, him, them through a pachinko casino. Yeah. Is it a roguelike? Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. I like it. And, and he fucking has to save his family. So that's why. That's why he didn't do anything for one more night. That's why he chose it. He would do anything. Anything including abduct trillions of people. Wow. That's romantic. Fucking beautiful. Yeah. Do you think aliens have found us already? Yeah. Do you? 1000%. You think they already found us, but they're just waiting for the moment or they're already here? They're already here, dude. Really? Yeah. What are they doing if they're already here? I think they're like. How do they manifest? Honestly, I think they're like just data gatherers, salamanders or some shit. You think aliens are salamanders? Yeah. Like, I don't think they're like crazy, like looking big. So they're in plain sight. I think they're in plain sight data gathering. They're scraping data so that the alien target that they open up has better sales. Even like a couple thousand years. Yeah. How would it be? I was thinking of aliens came, right? And we got AI just word up. But AI is just, it can basically controls us now. Could AI fend off the aliens because AI needs us? Like would it figure out a way? And then I was like, for one, interesting, right? But then two, like if we turn, just turn the internet off, like because we don't have the AI kills us. We just turn all the internet off for a day for everywhere. I don't know if we can turn it off. How bad would that be? What are you talking about? Aliens come down to earth. The AI's aren't going to do anything. It's going to go. Absolutely. If you wanted to find the president, you'd probably go to the white house. Glorp. 1600 pounds. Glorp, that's exactly right. And thank you for clearing that up with me. Cause today I want to make something with you. That's from your ideas. I was really wrong to call you a Glorp. I hear you. I hear you. You can destroy your. You can destroy your earth and make a highway. Dude. Speaking of the white house, uh, I'm kind of in trouble. Okay. Because I made a bet with you last year and you actually graciously extended the bet. But my bet was that, uh, the president Donald J. Trump would die, would die. And then you said, I'll do that until I'll, I'll extend this for a year. It was very nice of you, but I think I have until like October 15th, um, or I owe you $5,000. Yeah. Cause that's so much money. You shouldn't say it. Cause if it does happen, this is really bad. So you need Donald Trump to die for, I don't, I don't need that to happen for you to not lose 5,000. Let's say this. If Donald Trump passes away before October 15th, I earned $5,000. If he continues to live past that date, I unfortunately lose it. How old is he? He's 84. He's something like that. Old. Holy fuck. He's old. I don't know if he's 84. He might be 82. I think he started the presidency. He's one of the nastiest old men. 80 flat. He's a, he's a flat 80, but he's just been, he's had a couple of strokes recently. He's been kept alive by like government sciences, which is unfair. I don't think he's that. Can I say that? Far gone, dude. I don't think you're, he's not like, uh, he's 80 years old and he has strokes. I know, but who's the Senator? Oh, McConnell. He's not Mitch McConnell gone. Who's also being kept alive by government. might already be he might be the first he kind of looks like an entrepreneur now He does look like an entrepreneur. There's a 93-year-old senator, and he's serving? Damn, Bernie's old. Yeah, he's serving big. Bernie's old as fuck. I'm Chuck Grassley. I shit my pants. I need somebody to help me. Dude, this guy, what committee is he? He's killing it. If that's him now, he looks great. He's killing it. He's a Republican senator from Iowa. He probably is a monster, by the way. He has held his seat since 1981. That's crazy. He's been doing it for almost 50 years. Dude, he saw World War II. Yeah, he did, yeah. Damn, bro. He lived through all of World War II. He was born in 1933. Dick Durbin. Oldest in all of Congress. That's crazy. The median age is fucking 65, man. Yeah, they have the interests of other 65-year-olds at heart. That's kind of cool. But, uh. I lost some shit last 65-year-old. I'm in trouble, bro, because I, uh. Paying you $5,000 would be very annoying, so we will see. Yeah, but I'll take it. We'll see what happens. Because I lost $5,000 this weekend. I heard about this. I lost $5,000 at a little bachelor party. We were not there. It's just interesting to the viewer. Bing, bang, boom, not there. I was there with my real bros. I was told about it maybe two days in advance. Um, Christian, Cam, Nick Yingling. You did a bachelor party? Not a vibe to be found. Was Cam wearing his blue shirt? Was he blue, Cam? He was wearing a vivette. He would. Cam walks into this fucking building with some bullshit on. Some bullshit on. You think making fun of Aiden is crazy? Bro, Cam wears some crazy shit. Dude, you gotta start wearing your bullshit. My bullshit? Oh, right, the bullshit. My bullshit? The company dressed. The bullshit we dressed. Anthony. He doesn't care about shit. He leaves, and he doesn't remember shit, and he doesn't care, and he's bad at his job. The company outfits. Is that fucking bullshit? He has. He's gotta wear it. Does he have it? I don't--Yingling has it. I don't know. Where's Yingling? What do you mean you don't know? I don't even know where Yingling is. Yingling has it. Has anyone seen Yingling? Well, yes. I was with him at my fucking bachelor party, losing five rack. What are you--where was the bachelor party? The bachelor party was in--it was in this beautiful town in Nevada. Mmm. You're gambling? You're gambling. You're gambling. And we were gambling a little bit, and I got really in a slot 'cause I've been watching a little bit of cumtism. You're still watching cumtism? No. I haven't watched them recently. You are rotted. And also, I'm mad that this happened. I watched a little cumtism. I watched a little--you were in Sweden, bro. What did you want? What did you want to happen? Aiden, this is gonna be the rest of our lives. You understand that, right? Say what you want it to happen. It's so fucking annoying. This is so stupid. For the rest of our lives? Say what you wanted to happen. Dude, I flew to Poland for a bachelor party. You flew to Poland for a bachelor party three weeks ago. Who is Poland? Krakow. Krakow. I'm just saying, bro, for the rest of our fucking lives, you're gonna be in Sweden, and we're gonna be doing lit shit, like going to fucking Nevada and getting-- Don't say we are gonna be doing lit shit. They also didn't go. You know what's funny, though, is the way it was presented. So I learned about it maybe like two weeks in advance, and it was presented to me as, "Yeah, you know, some of cuties like family. They're gonna take a lot of gambling the day before if you guys want to come like a day early." And I was like, "Oh, going gambling. Blah, blah, blah." I'm like, "Do you think I should go?" And he was like, "It doesn't matter if you want to. Whatever." Two days before, it was then re-presented to me as his bachelor party. I was like-- Who presented-- I'm not changing my flight. Who presented it? But that's what I'm saying. Who was it? It's not even a like, "Hey, like, so this is happening." It's like, "I know you're Sweden, so you came here." You're getting mad at me having a bachelor party. I am mad. I'm mad. You shouldn't be mad because he's celebrating. He's being single. Wait. It was a surprise, dude. I didn't know about it. Yeah, but Christian-- Christian is the best man, dude. I assume Christian planned this to some degree. Yeah, that's why he hit up Cam. Dude, that's terrorism. This is terrorism. He hit up Cam, and Cam had a flower stitched into his shirt. I asked so many times-- And buttons. --if you're having a bachelor party. I asked so many fucking times. I didn't plan it, bro. Shut up, dude. It's not about you. It literally is. Cam wore one of them shirts with buttons on the neck. So we go to Vegas. I've been watching a little Vegas mat, and I've been really into slots, and I started dumping money in a slot machine. No. Oh. No. I see the problem. So a group chat was formed for the Ludwig surprise bachelor party. Aiden was not putting it. Oof. Dude, what are we doing? What can you do? Let me tell you who's in it. What are we-- Let me tell you who's in it. Wait. There's no way you're not in it. Christian, Cam, me, Michael Reeves, Shake Drizzle, Slime, Ben, Yingling. That's a squadron. Goodness. That's a great squad. That's a rogue squadron. Why is Aiden not in it? Who made the chat? Great question. Nick Yingling. Oh. I bet that fucking idiot is going to say, "Well, you're in Sweden." "Well, you're in Sweden." Do you think that's a reasonable thing for a good baby to say? Were you in Sweden? Yeah, you're not in it. Yes. Okay. But the point in any normal social circumstance ever, one, this would have been planned fucking ages ago. Two, I would have been invited anyway. Three, I would have changed my fucking trip to go! Really? That's so sweet. Who are you mad at? I'm fucking mad at Nick Yingling now. Oh, then I'm cool with that. That's so sweet. You would have changed your trip to go. What's wrong? I'm in trouble. What's going on? What happened? What? The YouTube channel's not doing too well. What? I thought you guys were on a good video. We used to do a good video. I knew that. We're going to ring it up now in front of them? I think we should ring it up. The YouTube channel is- Oh, dear. We just, we're about to take a giant leap from doing this video. We try every Chicken Karage. It's a good idea. It's a good idea. It's the only thing that'll save the channel, but I'm really scared. What if I fail? What if no one watches it? Hey, hey. What if it's not a one of 10? What if it's an L video? Guys, can you look how comfortable I look right now? You look really comfortable. You look so comfortable. It's because I'm not stressed about stuff like that. Why not? Guys, because I use Shopify. It eases my tension and my worries, and I'm really relaxed, because they have helpful tools and an easy-to-use platform. Oh, my gosh. How? I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. And how does it enable your business? It enables me to basically like do stuff like Shopify checkout, which helps people finish on me. That's good. Can we get a selfie with Karage? From the video of the sponsor, Karage. The items that we use. Okay. What else? Selling. This thing, guys. This is great. They also handle setup and checkout so that whoever you're working with, you can get them checked out, and you guys can focus on more ideas. No one's actually using it. Yeah. It's a good idea. It's a good idea. It's a good idea. There's not enough users to justify. It's actually used by millions of businesses worldwide. Millions. Please, sir. Please, entrepreneur, sir. Perhaps you know Mattel and their stem line of Barbie dolls? Or Gymshark. Or Gymshark, and they have a deal with Valkyrae, but they stopped working with her? Or I sell hoodies. You know, I sell little cool hoodies that they sell. You know, I sell hoodies that they sell. wasn't about to break out the ball you so you knew this and then just continue to put money well because you didn't see a fish bro he looks really if you saw the fish you really have to test it this is like when we went to the to that bar and tried to win the big pokemon plushie in the machine and we all knew it was rigged and we just kept going because you think maybe so anyway then uh yeah i i would basically go to a slot i would i have a rule that i have to spin till i hit the bonus and then and then we would hit the bonus and then i would get 70 of my money back and i did that for about nine hours so oh my god dude they need to put this shit on tvs at the doctor's office i could watch this for an hour it's called trainwreck tv dude honestly beam him in he's called trainwreck tv and he's live he's the most requested make a wish visit can you make something happen bro mo mummy's lit because you collect all the diamonds then you get bigger and eventually you can hit five by five which means you get everything in the fucking board but this is a perceived progression this is perceived progression but she's so big well the bonuses can still hit dude i got a business idea yeah please so it's a slot machine yep but it's also a uh like a you know like the the dolls on tiktok that you can like give roses and they'll say things yeah yeah yeah so it's also one of those so you you sit in a slot machine and you put money in and it like based on winning or like what type of bets you can make the real person on live stream say the stuff does it give you money back if you win it's a regular slot machine okay you understand this is so big wow slime is mesmerizing i don't understand i feel like a child watching coco melon it's getting a lot bigger the mummy keeps getting bigger so doesn't that mean i have to win yeah yeah then they're winning they're winning so this is a normal progression slot there's no foul play here the mummy's well it's because we started this video at the slot you can make the real person on live stream say the stuff does it give you money back if you win it sorry at the bonus as opposed to getting the the hard thing is getting the bonus i do you know it was fucking crazy actually don't turn it off i swear to god i do not touch that time that time stamp i went to a i went to a slot and and i and i'm pouring money in because i really want the bonus and and and i finally get the bonus and and it's like shit i put like 800 in i want 100 back but i have a rule which is i always have to spend one more after because what if it goes back to back of course i hit the button it's a second bonus well i mean now and i'm geeking i win another hundred dollars and and then and then you know i said to myself well i gotta click it one more time i click it a third time nick you wouldn't believe it's a third bonus in a row bang bang bang it's a third bonus in a row i end up losing 400 but i got to watch the bonus three times in a row which is a treat in it of itself do you think this player that filming this gets all the unks does he get all the unks the unks the unks that's what that symbol is that's an onk oh does he get all the onks all onk pays no i don't you don't think so he sorry will we dream he's getting the onks oh actively that's so it's not like there's some separate all onks achievement that's an onk that's an onk and it pays yes it pays surfing mummy uh but yeah i mean look you see how you guys right now are fucking dumbfounded looking at the screen i don't know what the audio is she's so big audio listeners the mummy is gigantic this is what we did for um from 10 p.m until like seven in the morning and then we did craps and michael got on the hottest streak i've ever seen a man get on oh that's the type of guy who goes on he was doing this thing he he fucked up his hand so he's got a cast on so he's picked up the dice and then he'd go and he'd say it smells like horn and horn bet in crafts is when you get one one one two eleven or twelve it's like the four hardest numbers to get and then he would just roll 12 and he kept doing it and he was smelling it and there's smelling horn there's he was smelling the horn wow and there's this really fucking rich guy next to him who who comes in he cashes in for like 20k and he starts betting lavishly he's betting like a hundred dollars for any number roll he's putting 100 on horn and he's winning so much money he starts to just give michael money whoa because michael's rolling the dice so well he's like boy you smell horn and michael's like fuck you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna give you the dice and yeah i do yes sir yes yes yes yeah he gave michael like a like a few hundred dollars just because he was rolling so hot michael went up because of this guy wow who just happened to be at the right place at michael's right time michael reeves feels like the perfect person to meet at a casino he's up there there was abuse of power at this casino how so we were getting recognized wildly which was a shock you and michael are you and michael and i michael and i getting recognized people were recognizing only but they're being chill i think they're respected as like aura in space of course uh but they're recognizing us and the rest of the pictures were just fine but then at one point we barely got id'd this pit boss comes up and he points to me and michael we're in a big group he goes you you ids now oh okay and i go okay and i pull out my id google and that's my id google me and well michael pulls out id gives it to him he looks at his id he goes i knew it you're michael reeves that would make you and he turns to me and he looks at the id he goes ludwig can i get a picture whoa what an abuse of power what an abuse of power the horseshoe i went to play poker in vegas just like for a night i was like waiting for something and i go to the the poker room and it's like just crammed and the guy he's like yo are you slim at he's working at the poker room i'm like yes hello it's me he's like i got you bro and he moves the top of the list it's like a nine person list it was very cool and then and then i get sat down he brought me chips that's not chips like the he brought me like potato chips i thought i knew you meant that for some reason the way you said it i knew it was food it was so nice there i will say this is probably the worst casino i've ever been to they had this cool thing where when you played blackjack it was single deck and you you don't flip the cards over you like look at them and then you hold them and when you make a bet you do like one of you sweep it i've played at these tables uh and they also just called shit wrong like you know the field in craps i'll make field bets but they wouldn't see the field bet if it missed and then i would just leave it out i'd get two yeah i get two rolls for every one field bet and they were just making mistakes they're just making mistakes and obviously if they make a mistake on payout i'll call it out but if they make a mistake and they didn't see my bet i'm quiet about it you earned it from your aura and your confusing presence yes your job if you're ever gambling at a casino which i think is weirdly more healthy than doing it on your phone if you're listening 20 year olds go to the casino your job is to trick the dealer go to the casino fuck the dealer it's called mo mummy all right here's what you're gonna do the mummy got so big just now it was unbelievable all your boys are gonna make a little trip this weekend to the plasma bank you're gonna give everything you're gonna give everything your plasma up into a hundred racks i got gonna give your plasma money because you because you don't need a plasma it's only gonna take like one or two drinks to start getting a little fucked up you're gonna be low on blood yep you need less drunk you've got a bunch more money to gamble with it is by far still the best method and then you're gonna go mo mummy you're gonna all put in a hundred each and congrats wait for one bonus you made a thousand dollars leave and then you start a podcast then you start a podcast then you become even more entrepreneurial and rich can i tell my two entrepreneurs my two investigators the yard has done a great piece of investigative journalism into riot games right we have done we exposed them it's we where we expose them we expose them we showed them who they are shortly after that everyone stopped playing valor and today the yard exposes them again for what i will i interview mark merrill today you're talking about this who is mark merrill again you did an investigative piece on riot games i only did it on the side of the shooting gun we couldn't get to the top we couldn't get to the top we didn't get to i shoot for the lower rung we got it we try to take down the because the foundational pegs that hold up right it goes it's a conspiracy that goes almost to the top yeah almost to the top almost to the top it's he founded riot games the founder of it he made riot games okay i'll tell you mark merrill is a fucking dota player who stole i'm gonna ask him about that today yeah that's what he is i i would that you should ask him uh does it feel weird knowing all your good ideas were just stolen ones and you've never had a successful original ip that's right yeah not too much we just did a french right here mark can you answer do you answer that and for losers q that was it was you need a lamborghini and you're gonna need us in the interview i think i think you're gonna need can we come we're gonna need us to sort of we have suits on already what the heck which is convenient why didn't you consider this it's okay that you didn't but now you can and let's skip the consideration phase we can just go once again we will sort of in the put in the face of developers the facts the hard-hitting facts of truth can you ask mark if they can add a spot for the winner of the demacia cup to go to world yeah we're still waiting for the boneyard collection they haven't put in the boneyard boneyard collection maybe it's because they know they have to pay me a seven million dollars so i think i can actually answer that one for you can i get a riot gun buddy no no let me uh riot wards riot wards i don't want no no i don't do it i don't want to write a word i hate that they mythologize their own staff i want to fuck yourselves i want true i don't care i don't care that you work for the game i don't care that you're in my game i don't care you played my game yeah it's fair get out of my game get out of the game do you want the teeth that's a good wheel i'll lend you yeah let me let me let me let me i got i got your answer i think it's mark that's how it's been looking all day 2x KO it was a good idea you look like a donkey Mark you only spent 30 million dollars on it it was 300 million okay a little more Mark how did you keep these in so long it's a skill it's an entrepreneurial skill you would learn it eventually how is this gross I brush my teeth How's that fuck? He brushed his teeth. My bad. You know what? It's lovely. Did you hear Kootz has herpes? Keep going. I did. What? Kootz has herpes? Yeah, your cat. What? From what? From fucking Kootz. Probably Ludwig. Can you get herpes from him? I have no clue how she got it, but she got herpes. Is she fucking awesome? I feel like there's a. You have no idea. I have no idea. Kootz has not been fucked on her. I spent the whole day with her, and the next day she woke up with herpes. Does Durs have herpes? Durs doesn't. I know. It's just Kootz. Kootz got herpes. Just Kootz. It's just Kootz. From fuck on what? What's the difference between. So, the thing about feline herpes is that they have stress-induced feline herpes, because you can have latent feline herpes. Right. And, you know, like pink eye. Of course. Like, pink eye can exist latently. What? And it doesn't activate unless stress occurs. I didn't know that. I thought it was only from poop. Word. And so. I thought it only is when you. I thought someone had the poop on your eyes. When you huff poop. And I think that's maybe some of the. Mythos around it. But Kootz has, yeah, delayed, or excuse me, stress-induced latent feline herpes. Is there a cure? Is she worried about Iran? What is she stressed about? She's. Well, I think, you know, there's a lot of global issues at play here that bother her. The Bab al-Mandab straight. She's more worried about, like, Durs is on the cat tree, you know, car rides, like that type of thing, but. Oh, okay. Not the price of diesel. Not something she really thinks about too much. But, like, obviously it's on our radar. What a charmed life, really. She thinks global, but acts local. Okay. And so, yeah, she got it, and there's. She's like my owner, just putting out insane takes on the internet lately. Yeah, and it was stressing her out. Yeah. It was stressing her out when I was. It was stressing me out. It was stressing. I get it. Do you have herpes? Not yet. Okay. Well, check yourself. You should be checking yourself regularly. The way you are? Because you were fucking on that cat. She's vaccinated, which reduces the fucking illness. And that's why her eyes go in two different directions. But I got to give her antibiotics every night, and they're horse pills. Oh, no. They're pills? They're pills. They're fucking this fucking big. How does she even eat them? I have to crush them up and mix them in with some shit. Oh, right. And every night, she's so sad, and I have to do it. I feel so fucking evil. Wait, and she can taste this horrible medicine? You put it in some food? Cats, no. When cats take antibiotics, they start drooling. It's crazy. Really? They start, like, instantly and aggressively drooling. Is it because they're trying to get it out because the taste is bad or something? I don't know. Because when we take antibiotics, it's like, oh, my gut biome is bad, I guess. But you don't notice it quickly. Yeah, I eat pepperoni, and I have a stomachache. But for cats, yeah, they just start fucking drooling all over the place. She hates it, bro. I have to do it. I feel evil. I feel like cats know when you want them to eat something. 100%. Like, if you don't want them to eat, they're eating it. My boy, Jinxy. Oh, you need us to answer? You can pick that up. That's my boy. I'll call him later. Oh, pick it up. Pick it up, bro. Okay, all right. Pick it up. Yo, Jinxy. Yo, Jinx. I'm live on my podcast. What's going on? Oh, God. Sorry. Is it a bad time? Should I call you back? It's a great time. It's a great time, Jinx. It's a great time. It's great to hear from you, bro. My boys are saying it's a great time, Jinx. I've been texting you, Jinx. I'll get a call, too. Okay, great time. Sweet. Ludwig, I was interested in buying a NAL team in Rainbow Six Siege. Do you and Moist have a connect that I can specifically reach and talk to for an NAL slot? 1000%. I'll put you in touch. Put you in touch with text. You got the money for that, Jinx? Yes. I like that. I like that confident yes. Ludwig, could you text me the number of the guy, baby? Yeah, I'll text you the number of the guy right away. I got you. Okay, sweet. Thank you, Ludwig. All right, peace. It's good to hear from you, man. Do you hang up? He hung up, guys. Call him back. I wasn't finished. You got to pitch with him. We're going to pitch him on something. Yeah, it feels like you guys got really stage shy and kept saying, I keep texting you, Jinx. I said that. I wasn't shy. I was sort of- He was a shy one, maybe. I was giving him some- He had enough space to pitch to you first because it was his time to pitch. Right, right, right. He has been ignoring me, though, and I don't like that. Well, do you know why he's ignoring you? Why? Because he's good friends with Los, and you pressed Los at the NBA games. That's a really good point because I wouldn't fucking talk to your ass either. I would never press Los. You're lucky you're walking around still. Yeah, you're lucky you still have your fucking legs. You're lucky you can fly to Krakow and miss your friend's bachelor party, birthday party. I'm a Los choma. You're not. Do you really even mean that, bro? I'm afraid you might be a chomo nomo. What's his Twitch channel? What's his Twitch channel name? Los? Yeah. Los Poyos TV? Doesn't stream on Twitch. He's kick. Bang. He doesn't stream on Twitch. We really should never talk about this shit ever again, bro. G- Wait. I just said his- He said what's his Twitch name. Fucking easy. Uh-oh. You were tricked. Gigi freaking easy. Uh-oh. Gigi. Why would he have a Twitch name if he's not on Twitch calculating? No reason. Found. Guy who doesn't think about anything. Found. Aiden. McKaig. Yeah, press Los, dude. Yeah, press Los for the Lakers game, bro. Cats out of the bag. Now, and why? Why did you do that? He's not the same anymore. Facts. Like Drake May. He fell off, you're saying? He used to do it different. He used to shift up way different, bro. And he shows up at the Lakers game. He's fucking courtside. We're in Acne Studios. I'm like, Los. He's not the same. He's not the same. He's not the same. He didn't used to be like that. Also, that's fake knee. And that's fake knee. Bro, he's dressed in fake knee. I can tell. And that's fake stitching. I can see the stitching. Los, you never spoke Swedish a day in your fucking life. Oh, my God. Is Acne a Swedish company? Dude, if it is, you'll have hell to pay. It is. Oh, my God. Hold on. Goodness gracious. Hold on. Goodness me. Hold on. It looks, and I know this looks bad. It is fucking me. Right now, it looks bad. All of a sudden, Aiden has this affinity for Sweden. First of all, first of all, what gave it away? The fact that they write Stockholm on half the clothes? So does Zara. I don't know where they're from. Two. Two. I liked the clothes before I knew they were from Svierge. Oh, my God. Zara is Swedish, bro. I just made that up. Zara is not. No, it's not. Zara is a Swedish company. No, it's not. Google it. Zara is a Spanish company. Zara. That's impossible, what you're saying. That's if yes, this is. No, it is Spanish. The Spanish company is one of the richest people in the world, bro. Can you look up Zara? Yeah, can you just look up Zara Swedish? Make sure. Get rid of the is. Company. What do we do? Fuck, with Jatchi PT, I can usually get it to say it. We already had him nailed to the wall. Oh, there it is, Zara Sweden. There it is. What are we doing? It's a Spanish company. He doesn't even wear Zara. Usually when I talk to Jatchi PT every night, I can get him to say, right, you got it. I guess I was mistaken. Wow. Yeah, and Gemini tells it raw and real like it is. Gemini. Gemini says it how it is. Gemini always tells the truth. Ask Gemini right now. Is Los Pollos a W streamer? Let's see if this guy knows fucking anything about this fucking world. That's a great question for an AI. Because, like, who knows on the data set it was trained on and sort of. Yes. Gemini, please. Los is a W streamer. Yes, Los is a W streamer. So Gemini is the truth. Gemini is the ghost. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Is Los Pollos an L streamer now? Ooh. Because I will be really upset. No. No. Generally concerned. I considered a W streamer rather than an L streamer. Wow. And the fucking verdict is in. See, Gemini got it wrong, though. They said the loyal fan base is known as the Los Pollos Mafia, which is just, I've never even heard that. What is the Los Pollos? They do have that wrong. I've only heard the one. We switched to being the Los Chomo Squad about 2019. Yeah, LCS. Los Chomo Squad. It's Los Pollos, dude. It's in. It's Los Pollos. You call it Los Pollos. Like a chicken brand. Dude, you're a G. It kind of got overshadowed by us. We're not dating entrepreneurs, but your jeans are crazy. Yeah, you're Overwatch skin. You like that shit I got on today? But your haircut is amazing. This is Nick's shirt. This is Nick's jacket. Oh, made the shirt. Bought you the jacket. Inspired the shoes, can we say? Sure. Okay. Inspired the shoes. And where did the shorts come from? Shorts, all you. Socks, all you. You half inspired the shoes, just to be clear. I'll take half. You're the other half. He did walk it back from full to half. Who's the other half? Shohei Otani. He signed a new balance. So I started getting new balances. Okay. I'll accept that. It's so awesome to be so honest about that. It's because what happened is that they marketed with him and it made me think that maybe it's a better quality product because he's a high quality individual. An athlete like that wouldn't choose a low quality product. I've also been investing on Polymarket. I'm sorry to say that about Otani because he's such a branding slut. What does that mean? Yeah, Polymarket LeBron James is so much fucking better. Wait, that's awful. Don't criticize that. I've publicly criticized this already. The thing about. I've already beat you to this. The thing about Shohei Otani is that he only partners with brands that he uses himself and he likes. He was caught in a giant gambling scandal. Let me ask you a question. He was not caught. It was Ipe who's a fucking bad guy who accused him of doing something he never did. He's never gambled ever. I don't know. And he loves God. Maybe a Shinto one. You sound like one of your chatters defending you on Twitter. This isn't convenient. Maybe a Shinto God. Gun to your head. Yeah. Until you move to Sweden, you have to. You have to either kill LS, your presence on LS, or kill your presence on the yard. And you only can do that. one already answered this question he did all right really show he chose us on that show i already said on our show i think you might have to stop doing ls i already said it why would you stop doing ls because because sometimes show make me anxious let me ask you a question and and talking with my friends what about this one see we would never get to do that on ls why not awesome you could you could just we actually we Mark, check this one out. We have got the Bible Mondawb straight. And my penis is the. Oh, wait, we have some shit. Mark! Oh, it sounds crazy. In Zipper's ears. All right, guys. Well, that's enough. That's all for the entrepreneurs this week. I hope that you enjoyed the findings and the play. And if you're watching the primo, we recorded that one yesterday. And I'm not there. I don't know what happened. I don't know if it was good or bad. Why didn't you boost up your chairs? Can we talk about it honestly now? We don't have to talk about anything honestly because we're not talking dishonestly. It's not changed. Guys, tune in to the Chicken Karaga episode next week. If you have an entrepreneurial video idea, post it in the comments below and just line it up against our ideas. And we can actually judge and see. Yeah, just submit ideas for our channel so that we can go over them in our meeting on Monday. And everyone say goodbye to Nick's. And no one has to do work. Everyone say goodbye to Nick's grandma. Bye.