Ep 270: Studs In The Hole

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Is that a thing that's happening yet? Is it under wraps? Is it top secret? We have so much under wraps shit right now. It's crazy, dude. All of our stuff is so under wraps. And Isaac, thanks for quickly getting in the chat and just writing a yes or a no. This is. This is how we're starting the show. It's a bagel. Oh, thank you, Isaac. What did he say? Deal is closed, but you can mention it. Deal is not closed, is what it says. Deal is not closed, but you can mention it. Goodbye. Okay. I feel like that's bad, bad JoJo. Yeah, that's bad. That's bad business. Well, then we can't mention it if the deal. We can't mention it. We don't want to blow the deal. But it's possible that you may find us somewhere else. Somewhere else. He's going to jinx it. Okay. He's going to jinx it somewhere else. Fuck it. Big time. All I'm saying is we're going big time. That's what I'm saying. We are. Okay. We're fully big timed. Maybe, possibly, if the deal closes. Yeah. If the deal closes. If Isaac has his druthers. It is up to Isaac. Thank goodness. He needs some druthers, dude. I like our MLB hats here, Blakey. Me and you. Yeah. Well, yeah. It's the World Series, baby. Oh, shit. Did you go, Adam? You went, right? Thank you. Thank you for that. I'm fucking just saying, can I talk about this? Here we go. Look at our hats. Well, I was going to. I mean, I thought it was funny that Blake's also wearing a baseball hat. As per usual. Almost always. Yeah, my scarlet A. Went to the World Series. I got to go twice, dude. I went the other night when it was 18 innings. Yeah. And then I went to the marathon. Oh, you went to the marathon. That sucked. You lose. I think three strikes or the first three balls thrown. Two home runs. Two runs were hit. Yeah. It was garbage. Yeah. Unless you're a Jays fan. I'm finding out if you're a Jays fan, that was very cool. Yeah. That'll relax you right out the gate. A little stress relief. Well, how about the 18 inning game, Bill? But that 18 inning game was very fun. Very epic. Did you stay the whole time? Do you want me to lie? I don't. I want to know. Do you want me to tell the truth to you? Yeah. Did you stay? Yeah. He left. Oh, no. You left. Oh, boy. No, boy. You left. You left the World Series. You left. We have a one and a half year old. We have half of a one year old. He gets up at 6 a.m. Dude. It was getting late. It was going to be a nightmare to get out of there. Yeah. You were there for history and you left? And you left. Am I frozen or are you guys frozen? I haven't heard anything anyone's saying to me for a minute. Everyone seems cool to me. I'm cool, too. Oh, there you go. It's saying my internet is unstable. So that is on me. I'm chunking. But yeah, so it was the 14th inning. They were playing. We were singing Cracker Jacks. Take me out to the ball game once again. Is that a remix? Well, I think it's 14th. So it's like 7th inning and then 14th inning. Yes, the 7th inning stretch again. And Chloe's like, we have to leave. Our son is going to wake up in like six hours. Wow. Oh, so Chloe was there. Chloe was with me. Got it. That changes everything. If I was with a friend, I would have said, I'm stuck around. But it was Chloe was there. She's like, we have to go. I need some sleep. I'm like, fine. Does she like baseball? She does not like baseball. So it was the fact that it was going. I mean, it was very fun. Jack Black was in our box. So that was cool. Yeah, I saw a pic of you two. I was super hyped. I'm like, whoa, this guy's spending 18 innings with this guy. They're probably getting to know each other. Well, I won't rat Jack out, but someone left even before me. Dude, these Hollywood motherfuckers. Dude. Yes. He probably had a call time. Yeah, probably. Probably. Uh-huh. But it was so fun hanging with him, dude. I miss that guy so much. He is my favorite Uber celebrity that I know. A-lister? Yeah. Of the like four Uber celebrities I know, he is my favorite. Right. Who's your least favorite? I don't know. And Blake doesn't count. Just so we can get the clicks. We're talking celebs. No, Uber celebs, not Uber drivers. Come on. Hey, come on now. Come on now. Hell. Burn. Yes, points. Burn. I got on the Jumbotron with Jack Black. We did a dance-off, dude. It was very fun. Yeah. Really? Yeah, it was very fun. I've never felt cooler because they put my name up on the World Series. They said Jack Black, and then it panned over to me, and then it said Adam Devine, and then it panned out, and it was the two of us, and we did a little dance-off. What the heck? That feels like it should have gone viral. Yeah, no one seemed to care. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They're like, Adam Levine? Yeah. Who's that? Right. It did say Adam Devine with a question mark, which. Yeah. Maybe? Yeah. And then last night, I sat directly behind Charlize Theron. Oh, my gosh. I heard about this from someone. Oh, really? Who? I had a plant. Okay. I had a plant in the thing that was in the stands. It was like, are you here? I was like, I'm not. Adam's there. And he goes, I'm sitting by him. He just photobombed Charlize Theron. When they. - When they put her up on the Jumbotron, directly behind her and then i creep out and was like yeah and the crowd they make it funny faces and the crowd went nuts i do love the idea of like a cameraman fucking being like trying to like crop you out and you're like no bitch i'm getting in there uh so it was very fun way to get some screen time man dude you have to when you're there you have i love that yeah um but very very fun the dodger games are always a blast but the playoffs i hate the playoffs but i gotta go to a bunch of games um because of that uh mlb commercial i did earlier this year i did an mlb commercial which was the easiest what was the mlb commercial it was just me on i i filmed everything on a green screen but essentially it's like me walking up as aaron judge is like blasting a home run and and i'm eating popcorn and i'm like uh i'm like this one looks good judgy or whatever and then he crushes a home run and i'm like what and then it's like i'm in the outfield and a guy gets in and he's like oh my god i'm in the outfield and i'm like oh my god i'm in the outfield and i'm like oh my god i'm in the outfield and a guy gets in and i'm like oh my god i'm in the outfield and a guy gets in and i'm like oh my god i'm in the outfield and a guy gets in and i'm like oh my god makes an insane catch and i'm like no yes and i go to grab the ball and he snags it this is the one we where you almost got hurt or did get hurt doing something yeah you were jumping a lot yeah you were jumping a lot which didn't make the cut it did i did a few jumps and right that's what it was i did a few jumps yeah right and i was like pretty proud of myself that i was able to do all this stuff because of my my ailments and my body uh falling apart you say look isaac yeah and yeah and then people really came after me dude people what right yeah people were like no they were like how dare you not do the jumps you said you did jumps on the podcast and you did minimal jumps yeah who's directing those who's directing that somebody you know no it was you know i don't want to offend the person that uh did the commercials but they are not a famous director no okay yeah well they did a great job they should did a good job i i after that i i'm assuming they are now i'm assuming they're doing barbie too after that okay that's that seems like the pipeline for sure yeah it might have been actually the more i'm thinking of greta gerwig is that a famous oh then it might have been her it's possible she's the one cool she's great so those seats that you sat at last night it's impossible it was her what are the what are those real retailing as because these um dodger tickets are kind of an expanse i don't know but i was with good answer our mutual friend scotty landis oh we love scotty said over 10 grand a ticket yeah dude crazy he said 10 to 20 grand because we're in the uh like the dugout club uh which is the fancy like most expensive tickets the fanciest thing yeah um that to me is shocking yeah it's crazy uh that's that's an absolute wild amount but it's the world series and i you know i guess you know some people like that's uh that's end goal to go to the world series and watch your team so well yeah i think end goal for sure to go i don't know how many people's end goal is to go to the world series and be down ten thousand dollars yeah that part sucks i wonder what the cheapest ticket goes for i was told like 1500 no i had friends who were way up there they they paid six hundred dollars yeah i mean it's still a fucking huge wad of cash and you're like the last row but yeah it's the environment yeah i mean it is it was electric until um the first two um balls were pitched until the first like literally people are sitting down with their peanuts and cracker jacks and crank crank ten thousand ten thousand dollars the 18 inning game that that had like that was worth that felt like that i was watching the natural yeah we're like a dude just keeps stepping up and doing things i have i kept yelling at my children being like this isn't normal this is history what you're witnessing is not normal i mean it was just crazy i do feel the second i turned 40 years old yeah baseball made a lot more sense i've always liked to play baseball when i was a kid but uh watching it i'm like i don't know it's a little snooze fest then i turned 40 and then all of a sudden i'm like this is a nice game to just have on in the summertime you just absolutely turn it on the crack of the bat the announcers the soothing sounds of those announcers yeah i used to love just listening to games on the radio i thought that was just a really lovely time yeah but it was it was really fun ran ran into our boy uh adam ray ran into anderson tino and our boy sean malto uh just running into people in the in the stadium is really really fun that sounds great dude yeah yeah um we gonna we gonna turn this around in toronto what are we thinking we'll see yeah the two rough games in a row game six is tomorrow we're shooting this or recording this obviously a week ahead of time yeah this could be a sad listen i think the world series will be over you know we'll see two i think yamamoto's pitching tomorrow he's our he's our ace he's our stud in the hole so hopefully we get the dub and then we'll see about game seven that's that's i love a good stud in the hole um i love studs in the holes didn't you guys kind of hate when they just started walking uh shohei the other night where they're like we're just walking you because you're like i'm like why don't you just walk them for the game yeah how many are you allowed that's a little you're allowed infinity that's crazy that's very bitch man people were saying they want to like put a rule in where you can't it is a little bitch man but it's a it's kind of it's kind of on the next next man up like it's kind of on mookie to fucking make it happen what no no no no this is this is people look play the fucking game well that's part of the game dude it's like chess it's the strategy of it all but the dude behind him got to step up knock knock running but that it's a bad but but but then you just make all you just i would just never pitch the best hitters that ever i would just never pitch the best hitters on the team ever you could do that why would i ever do that you could do that but then but then when the next guy hits a home run then all of a sudden he's not going to why not because he's already the worst he's going to feel the pressure and then he's not going to step up well yeah i mean you'd be a good skipper man i like this i guess the hat yeah who's coming on the boat um i'm definitely be coming on the boat i guess i'm just like it seems like a fucking weird rule like you could just be like in basketball actually you can't pass to the point guard it's like what yeah it is kind of interesting now that you break it down like that i don't think there's another sport well yeah you can intentionally foul shack hack a shack that's like you're kind of breaking the game you know what i mean yeah i know and so it's like but you get fat you can foul out right if you're fouling him you can foul out so you could you want to rule where you can only be a bitch like like two times and then they take you out they're like yo stop hey you were too big of a bitch i think you can't i think you can do it to every player once okay i like that rule that's cute i don't know it just it just seems like you would have lost shohei was on fire too fucking bad you don't have him the other team does and also people are paying to see this shit don't forget this isn't baseball this is entertainment like this is entertainment i feel the same way about when they bend players in basketball because they're like he's resting it's like someone just paid upwards of however many hundreds of thousands of dollars to come see this person fucking i'm getting pissed now come on what are we doing you're right that's fucked up people are dropping ten thousand dollars and you're walking showy every time what the fuck dude and i like you call him showy you wanted to see the showy i understand if you want to you want to elongate somebody's career for basketball right like it's we're resting them so they can play longer and get another deal or whatever i hate to break it to you but every fucking year for 10 years i pay x amount of dollars to go see somebody play and they're benched because they're resting every year for 10 years what are we doing that's why i got rid of my clipper my courtside clipper tickets because did you hear that clippers did you hear that because kawaii was resting too much kawaii resting so much and i never got to see him play and it absolutely sucked and the security's chasing you right now i'm with you it's very it's very it's very bitch made well but adam this is another this is a sports heavy pod but we you like led the what are they calling it the brick in the wall or what you were all over my instagram i don't know where he's going with this oh have you not have you not been on the gram lately you didn't see do you not i follow a lot of uh sports instagrams and adam was highlighted bleacher bleacher report espn can anyone explain what we're talking about adam so i'm hi anders i'm adam i i'm an old friend of yours uh sure yeah we created workaholics together yeah we're currently doing a podcast together and then i'm also a big clippers fan sure okay uh-huh and do you have instagram yes okay seven so and you follow me on instagram got it you're talking about how you were cheer like leading the cheer section yeah yeah well they have the it's called the wall and just say leading the cheer section no one knows what it's called a cheer section yeah you're like the guy who's like girls let's do this it's not it's fine yeah isn't that you had on gloves i believe you didn't have so like let's keep it all the way and by the way they didn't give me those gloves i requested them i don't know i thought you brought them from home my man's rocking no no no everyone everyone had the gloves there was 500 people behind me all with white gloves got it and then they gave me this this imagine i don't really know the things that are - Yes. - But the gloves. Kind of unforgettable. Leap with the gloves. Absolutely. So, it's called The Wall. And the free throw percentage is, when you play at the Clippers, the opposing team, the free throw percentage is at the lowest in the NBA because of this wall. Because it's a vertical wall. There's 500 fans that are absolute psychopaths. We get the craziest people that wear all Clipper gear and lose their fucking minds. Yeah. Crackheads. The entire game. You guys are just bringing in psychopaths to stand in that section. Yeah. It's psychopaths for the good of the Clippers. And I am fully about it. It's science. And it was so fun. And they asked me if I wanted to do this thing called Divine Intervention. Hello. For the opening home game. And my head was floating on that giant circular jumbotron that they have there at the game. This is like a blimp? The blimp thing? No. They have a giant screen that goes all the way around. Right, right. And my head was like floating on it. Got it. Which is pretty cool looking. And then. It's cool. It's kind of cool. It's kind of cool. Yeah. So they give me the microphone and I'm allowed to yell and do crazy shit until the player gets the ball. And then they cut the microphone. Right. So people thought I was screaming as he's shooting, but that wasn't the case. I'm screaming until the referee. Let's go with the ball. And then the player gets it. And then they, they cut the mic. Cause you're on a mic, but you can scream. You can scream. You just can't scream into the mic. And you could have said anything, right? I could have said anything. You had a lot of power right there. I sure did. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. Damn. You did a lot of power, but it was mostly like bring the energy, you know, that shit. And then he missed the free throw. It was pretty cool. So now do you have to, do you have to do it all the time now? No. I just did it the once and they gave me courtside seats. Yeah. Yeah. It was sick. It was the best. And yeah, they, they missed it. I got a lot of hate for it. A lot of hate for it. The comments were brutal. Who, who missed? The other team? The other team. Yeah. Yeah. He missed his free throw. It was huge, but yeah. They're like, how dare he do this? What is the NBA coming to? But then you look at what they do in Europe and it's absolute mayhem. Right. They've got like smoke bombs and fucking, yeah. And you're like. Yeah. That, isn't that what sports are about? It's like the fan experience of just being absolute psychopaths in the, in the stands to try to get the other team to miss. That's to me. Right. That's what's cool about it. So. Game on. Adam, remember when you stabbed Monica Sellis, the tennis player? Just got her. Right. Yeah. I don't know what those words meant. She got stabbed. She was a tennis player. A fan stabbed her. Oh shit. I didn't know that. Yeah. When did this happen? The 80s. Oh. Topical. It's a legacy. No. No, no, no, no. Not me. Yes, yes, yes. Absolutely you. Oh man, they're getting cooked. Uh-huh. Because once you got something on the line, you become a complete lunatic. What's his name? I have no idea. No, it doesn't. That's sports. That's sports. Every catch. Every yard. Every ridiculous second. Until the final whistle. Start with $1,000,000 and make it through all 20 picks and walk away with whatever's left. Underdog. Unleash your dog. Terms apply. Start with $1,000,000, make it through all 20 picks, and walk away with whatever's left. This show is brought to you by BetterHelp. Hey, TII Nation. What's one Thanksgiving holiday winter or end of year rule you'd happily rewrite? Maybe you'd stop traveling every year, retire a family tradition, skip the pressure to find the perfect gifts, or give yourself permission to spend the season completely. What would you keep, change, or get rid of altogether? I could tell you a few things, but I'm going to keep them for my therapist. And you can, too. 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And then the players are also college kids, so they're like, look, my homies are running. Right. We're all celebrating. This is a blast. But in the NFL, those guys can then beat up whoever comes on the field. Right. I think in college, it's fine. It's all fun. It's all fun in games. Once they're pro, and they're like, hey, if you tackle me, and I twist an ankle, and I miss three weeks, I'm missing five million. That's the case in college now. They're getting Millie. Yeah. They still would get the same Millie. It's not pay for play. It's not like you have to play a certain amount of games. If a guy gives you $3 million to come on for the team, if you get hurt, you still get the $3 million. I don't know the intricacies of people's deals, and if it's like, hey, we're going to give you one to come here, and we're going to give you one at the end of the season, I don't know the deals. But I'm just saying money is also a factor now in college. Sure. That is true. So you might see some football players beating up some college kids. You're right. But I do know the deals, and that's not the case. Oh, I forgot. It's what I said. Yeah. Nice. Are you guys pro-storming then? Is that what you're saying? Are you pro-storming? I don't know. In college, I think it's fun. It seems fun. In the pros, I'm like- Yo, chill. What about storming the Capitol? Storming Daniels? Are you pro that? What about storming Daniels? Storming the Capitol? Well, did the Capitol just win? He's all about storms, apparently. Did the Capitol just win something? Yeah, like an election. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If you're pro that election. Okay. Fuck it. Okay. If you're in a celebratory manner, storm on, dude. Let me get this on the record. Let me get this on the record real quick. Yeah. Blake Anderson, do you like elections? I'm into him. I say, like, if your guy wins. okay storm we gotta storm if your guy loses he storm okay let's storm everything oh let's storm more shit and you think votes are really counted okay to a point to an extent they round up for sure storm and do you think votes should be able to storm the field yeah absolutely absolutely okay you heard it here i'm just trying to make some clickbait guys rage you know i mean you're doing really great well you guys are talking uh sports and all that but my super bowl was kind of a couple days as well a couple days ago as well did you guys at all tune into we weren't talking about the super bowl at all well we're talking sports just say world series did you my world series was a few days ago did you guys tune into the the versus battle of the cash money millionaires and the no limit soldiers in lost space no i did not no no no it sounds sounds awesome i feel like no limit soldiers must have gotten mopped am i crazy and you you think they would but this is it no no no no no no no it was no limit soldiers versus who cash money cash money millionaires yeah and who's the cash money millionaires juvenile bg lil wayne bird man yeah fresh yeah and then and then um no limit is master p in prison so yeah but you could they were out a guy they were out a guy they all have phones you can't you can't facetime in they were resting mystical mystical hold up time out time out we're having a little trouble patching him in um it's just it's a little he's chunking he's actually he's in the middle of a prison i do like the idea of someone who's never heard mystical they're like i think he's chunking he's chunking they're like no actually this is how he raps no that's actually just how he raps and i like the idea of them saying i think he's chunking and they're like what like from this is from this is important podcast oh no no no the guys that are about to close a major deal that we can't talk about yet can't talk about quite talk about maybe but i will say like i don't know did you guys tune in at any of the verses during like it's the greatest thing that came out of covid like i was broke to that shit that shit was off the fucking hook somehow it's off my radar now almost completely yeah i kind of have lost sight of it too like so you don't like you don't like sports then no i love sports i love sports but but you said this was your world this was so the world series you know halloween's coming up this was his giant dude these are two of the most influential important like hip-hop groups for me coming up that is just so fucking rad so i was just high yeah the masterpiece make him say um music video is unbelievable it's the tank dogs man it's so sick i will say i'm a uh a masterpiece i i like that crew a little a little more you're no limit you're a no limit soldier um i'm a no limit soldier personally um but if you told me that they all were no limit soldiers i would i would believe you if you just if you told me that right lil wayne was a no limit soldier i would go oh yeah okay that makes sense he doesn't have much many limits yeah i don't give a no limit soldier yeah they seem like the same crew they don't seem did snoop come out he did he did at the end he did he did uh you know what maybe i did see something about this yes but that's why adam and this is why it should be very important to you both rap crews are very much new orleans representatives yes that's why they've they've been in the news for a long time and they've been in the news for a long time and they've been in the news for a long time and they've been in the news for a long time and they've been in the news for a long time and they've been in the news for a long time and they've been in the news for a long time they feel like they're the same yes so it was a very and that's what people were kind of clowning about it like it was at vegas and it wasn't so turnt up but i think it was i think if they did it in new orleans it would have gone a little complex it's cool that it was at vegas not in vegas um that's a cool thing yeah yeah it was around it was at it was kind of at there yeah why not why not do it in new orleans i just think it could have got like a little too spicy just so right it was you know how my dad says uh new orleans and it drives me crazy every time my dad says new orleans new orleans drives me yeah i think that's common for people his age that shit's important right it drives me nuts even no matter how many times i tell him i go actually they just pronounce it new orleans and he's like nah no they don't chloe's from new orleans and she goes no they do it's it's new orleans my wife it's new orleans and he's like yeah i don't think so i've been does he say it's new orleans i don't think so i've been i've been i've been i've been i've been do you say oregon uh you know probably that that would check out yeah fuck it yeah i think that it's like how we some people say iraq now oh yeah people that age they say iraq they're living under iraq there it is but they're doing people say iraq is that's how it's iraq and they say iran yeah that's because that's how it's pronounced like in the 90s it was definitely iraq and iran oh for sure yeah oh yeah for sure we were hard hard a by the way for me still is i didn't know acting like your dad dude yeah well i didn't know i didn't know now now guess what you're gonna change um no probably not no probably not this my god i am my father i'm my father's son you know well maybe you should flip back my father's keeper what does that mean i'm my father's keeper i guess it's brothers keep brothers you're not your guys again just trying to get clicks these guys don't know what father's keeper is click here to see if they actually did rage bait i will say rage bait you're living rage bait dude it's uh it does bug me like i i'm starting to see some shit that i'm like this actually pissing you off pisses me off and i know it's just to get people pissed off right like i saw one about the guy was singing and it it did not seem like ai it was a guy singing a song about how much he doesn't like his kid and how cool he was compared to his son at his age and his son was sitting next to him right like rolling his eyes being like oh dad and i'm like right he for sure coached his son like i'm gonna do this insane song it's not about you but sit here roll your eyes look a little mad and i'm gonna get all these clicks and like what's the point adam don't knock it till you try it we're how far are we from you just busting out this song to your kid all right hey i was just dog ear this one everyone so wait you you that doesn't seem like rage bait you were just mad because it it was obviously fake you thought they should have acted it better well no i think it was rage bait it's to get people upset that this guy was being a blatant bad father like shitting on his son in front of him right like you could shit on your kids but you do it to other adults when your kids aren't around sure right right and you could put it to song you could put it to song just don't let the kids listen to that song you know hey and post it yeah you can post it yeah you can post it just close don't have your kid sitting on the couch next to you right in the in the music video that's kind of cool though to like release a whole album about how much you hate your son that's like a new dynamic the kid makes the beats i mean eminem kind of did it about his i guess that was his ex-wife it was his ex-wife she wanted to kill the bitch and show her where the ocean is yeah right hayley was the one who said my dad's gone crazy ah yes of course where's my snare where's my snare i think we're so old that that reference is so old hayley's 30 hayley is a grown woman right i mean i don't fucking know but graduated from college how old is hayley she's always gonna be a little little hayley to me okay how old is hayley isaac get on that demeanor uh who's hayley what am i looking at uh i see dead people hayley mathers hayley mathers uh dang i never realized the little forrest gump so i'm talking because uh she's going around isaac because isaac isn't getting back to her quick enough the woman uh she's 29 so you were close there's she's almost 30 the tabs a little weird woman who's putting who's producing she's beautiful the cruise she's five seven yes isaac's not getting back to her so she's dming me okay yeah she's like i'm having a hard time getting a hold of isaac so can you answer some questions so i'm like i'm talking with her um punk rock getting one's gonna use they were like hey we're thinking about a few funny things from the podcast maybe uh kermit the frog like puking in a toilet or something oh that's cool or a few other ones yeah uh and then she pitched or we can put isaac shirtless with a pierced nipple and i'm like done that's the one sold it like you guys tell me on every on every key for the cruise yeah and i feel like that's easy yes yeah and that's good easy yes we got to do that so that in like a thousand years when aliens land and we've all bombed each other they just find one of those keys and they're like i guess this was society back this guy looks specimen this and it says on the key that this is important so yeah holy shit we found something here yeah well i'm excited for that that's a real keep keepsake is that what they are keepsake to keepsake yeah cool i got the word right yeah you're gonna collect it like you collect all all weird little things yeah i mean i'm still just sitting on this thing twin peaks thank you collecting things is kind of your olympics right yeah well i would say is it your super bowl or it's kind of your winter olympics man uh that's cool that you catch that i was like i was gonna keep that the twin peaks twin peaks show it show it so they they sent this to us i think we showed this on air yeah we did it's beautiful um but i don't have a mouse i sorry i don't need a mouse pad i don't either you don't need one you'd be surprised you'd be surprised it comes in handy yeah if you know what i'm saying blake keeps his on the center console of his car yeah dude just for a little extra like doesn't it just take up space like what are you doing i got i threw mine away so fast i'm literally always resting my wrist on it right here like as you're talking to me my wrist is resting on because your wrist is always very sore from what from what i don't know i'm asking i don't know it's just like fatigued oh from isn't isn't beating off connie or march madness i had carpal tunnel as a as a as a high schooler i don't doubt it so i believe that well it wasn't it wasn't from anything malicious malicious no one's saying it is something delicious malicious it was from something delicious why'd you make him come i and i got it from bowling it was from bowling oh sure it was from bowling too much and sweeping the large company that we are in right now to maybe close this deal with is going to listen to the podcast this episode and say nah huh yeah huh we're good a lot of sport a lot of sports up top where nobody knew what the they were talking about and then it devolves into malicious stuff about coming delicious delicious delicious baby that's great man who's ready for halloween are you guys dressing up oh is this our pre-halloween episode well this is gonna be post halloween halloween is tomorrow halloween i'm very excited what are you guys gonna be well i'm uh you know besides great dads i'm gonna dress up as a good father yeah uh it looks nothing like how you dress yeah what i'm actually a good father oh okay well why didn't you dress normally because i'm dressed as a good father it wouldn't be a costume yeah yeah because i'm dressed as a good father yeah screw it that's a great costume really good i'm gonna dress as part of lightning mcqueen's pit crew okay because because bo is lightning mcqueen the best hell yeah he is yeah yeah that's dope yeah i'm uh i'm gonna be uh i'm gonna be a rodeo clown yeah pretty excited about that i see that i see that for you and it's because your what child is going as a see that's the thing why do we have to like bring our kids trick-or-treating i know why do we why do they even have to do that why do we have to do that to be there like why we have to bring up the kids man like i just want to go trick-or-treating by myself i want to dress up as it's because you're 42 years old oh damn near i'm not 42 bro don't tack years on my life in the handful of months you're 42 i might not make it brother i might not make fair that's fair like three months away four months away from 42 i'll be 42 in a week really yeah 42 that's right god damn how are you already 42 i'm still 44 aren't i you i don't know stopped aging yeah i don't know that mustache we were the same age no sorry i thought we were what i thought i was um sorry uh no this day's going off the rails i thought i was three years older than you i think you must be two and a half years older than me oh that's crazy there's no way to know there's zero way to figure that out yeah we need isaac to google our ages uh yeah so in one week i i will turn 42 and i i feel when you're almost turning 42 and you are currently still 41 much like you blake yeah you sort of get dressed as uh if your kid's gonna go as something you sort of go like well i'll just be a conduit to his joy and this is all about him and i know you make halloween all about you and it's your rodeo clown and it's the blake show but guess what halloween is i'm dressing as a good father i'm dressing as a good father and that good father is lightning mcqueen's pit crew all right who um blake blake likes to make a a costume he does halloween is my super bowl all right and i'm gonna enjoy it how i like it nobody no fucking three-year-old is gonna tell me what to be all right yeah i can pick my own damn costume thank you very much so your daughter is going to be a super bowl and you're going to be a super bowl is not dressed in any way part of a clown or a rodeo or she can dress she's not getting out of the house he's fucking booby traps she is also a clown yeah okay we're all clowns we're all okay so i was taking you for a walk i was taking you for a walk i yeah but i am kind of mad that i am giving into this whole thing because it didn't my mom never dressed as what i was dressing as did your mom dress absolutely absolutely she put on a witch hat she put on a little witch hat okay that's what i do i just put on a witch hat i've literally done that with you blake and i and i don't mean to dog on our parents but i truly feel doggone our generation are better parents than their generation by i think a long shot here's what i'll say that shit's important okay i like here's what i'll say it's a hot take i'll say this we definitely parent more okay i'm wondering if we parent too much too much whoa because dude i got older kids and the way these people are fucking uh apple tagging air tagging their kids yeah it's wild they're like hey they're gonna be back from the field trip in about 15 minutes because like they're tagging them on like the bus route route back right even though like the school says hey we'll text you when the buses are gonna be like five minutes away they're like the text chains are wild dude i don't trust i don't trust it we're scary we're scared we're all very scared our parents didn't give a fuck what i'm not that scared i'm not i'm like what are we scared i'm not blake's a bitch i'm not i mean i'm pretty scared but i have daughters it's wild it's a little different yeah the game's a little different yeah i would say that's having daughters a little scarier my kid is the only kid who just bikes to school on his own i love that dude that's amazing that my my kid's gonna do that everyone's shocked i'm like i wonder if people are like you know he bikes a little bit by himself well he's his parents and they're like what it's weird have you seen his mustache yeah i won't let my kids near his his dad did you see what he dressed up as for halloween his joke was that he's a good father that was his joke and you know they haven't even closed the deal yet for the new thing they wanted to talk about the their manager said they can mention it but the deal is not closed i don't trust a guy like they haven't sold out the cruise yet where's the hat everywhere dude you guys i went to a halloween party last weekend and wore the the most i've been working all day you guys already left for the party without me and i need to show up wearing something i put on fucking like wide leg jeans and like a big hoodie and a darth vader mask oh oh what so what were you and i skateboarded over to this fucking house and rolled up carrying a skateboard and people were like what is going on you know what i mean wait you know what i mean wait first of all i didn't know you could skateboard any amount of distance yeah what the hell i can't yeah i mean i skateboarded five blocks that's actually an insanely far distance for what i could imagine you yeah is this a longboard you're definitely this was a longboard that we got from all right okay from like mountain dew sent us these a long time ago oh thank god oh my god you still have that baja blast longboard yeah wow dude wow that is the one thing i gave away i just put it in our like sports cubby it's never been used until the other day so can i have if anyone out there listening wants to guess ahead what i was i was dressed as a skater and had the darth vader mask on so i was darth skater there you go yes points that's very cool and you know i'm not a big fan of those but i literally was like i went into my kids like costume drawer the darth vader mask was right there and i was like i'm not a big fan of those and i was like great well i would say that's a pretty elite level costume to pull together that quickly yeah that's because i would have gone as a professional baseball player and 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She just had like big earrings. Well, what is wrong with. She was seen as a gypsy. I think that. Is that not a thing? Well, I don't think the word gypsy is a good word anymore. I don't think you're supposed to say the word gypsy. Why? I think that's a derogatory term. Why? And look, I'm just speaking historically. I think the word comes from like. Connotation? Yeah, it's just not good. Gypsy. Yeah, but you don't know why. I like how Blake goes, it's not good, and he just says it for no reason. You're so uncomfortable. I just. By the way, have you ever. Have you ever met a gypsy? So storm the Capitol. I don't think they exist. They were a thing. They were like people thieves. They were thieves. Hey, listen. Let's ask. They were brown thieves. Gemini says brown? I don't know how brown they need to be. The only time I've ever seen a gypsy is. You gotta stop saying gypsy, dude. Is in Peaky Blinders. And. And what? It was definitely not good. There's no way. And half of his family, they come from a long line of gypsies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they travel around. Exactly. It's a nomadic thing. And they're tricksters. They're tricksters. Grifters? Is that real? They might trick you out of some of your hard-earned cash. Right. And read your poems and that kind of shit. They're savvy. They're con artists. Yeah. So I think they're kind of cool. Gemini AI says you can say gypsy, but it depends on the context, as the word can be considered both a legitimate and an offensive term. It is best used as a specific term. The fuck? Who cares? Romani? Roma? Traveler? Roman. Romani. Somebody who roams. Yeah, Romans. Are they Roman people? No. Were they Roman? With an apostrophe at the end. No. Will you shut up? What, dude? God, dude, you're so dumb. Where were gypsies from? Where are they from? The point is they're not from anywhere. They are nomadic. Yeah, they roam around. That's what they do. Everybody's from somewhere. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Your mind is so narrow. Do you really believe that? In Peaky Blinders, they were from England and they would just travel around all over. Okay. And you could never quite find them, you know, because they're always in their wagons. Who are some of the famous examples of gypsies? Aladdin. He was a gypsy, right? What? Wasn't Aladdin a gypsy? No. No, I think he was a homeless guy. He was just a homeless kid. Yeah, a hobo. Riffraff. Riffraff street rat. You know, I was a. I went as Halloween as a hobo. Classic. Yeah. Classic little hobo. Every. I think I did too. I did too, yes. You just put like dirt on your face and then wore like your oldest clothes. Very offensive. Bow, I'm going to dress him as a hobo. That's kind of funny. Hobo bow? Yeah. Like a little hobo bow. Hobo, that's pretty. Okay, wait. Yeah. That's points. Yes, points! I got nothing for trick-or-treating tomorrow. I'm kind of scared I'm going to have to. You have no candy? Well, A, nobody comes on our street for. Except for me. Nobody comes on our street for trick-or-treating. You come on your street? Yeah, just to like, you know, feed the birds. Yeah, mark territories. Yeah, I get that. I'm going to come. Just so everyone knows you're a good dad. Yeah. Yeah. Check me out. Look at all the come outs. Oh, all right. Have at it. He must be a good dad. Oh, look, they hung spider webs for Halloween. Did I? Darth Skater. And guys, the deal did fall through. The deal is not. The deal is not closing. The deal. Yeah, uh-huh. And it fell through. We can mention it, but the deal is not closing. It is getting worse. It's cool if we do mention it. Oh, you'd rather we did it. Oh, okay. Yeah, it fell through. Okay. Fair enough. And that's because it did fall through? Okay, we'll try to get it back. We'll try to get it back. Nobody trick-or-treats on our street. Because it's wide. Because it's really dark. There's cum everywhere. Of course. Yeah, they're going to slip. But I got nothing. I haven't thought of anything. So I'm going to have to come up with. Maybe I'll just. Do you want us to help you? Use the mustache. I'll carry a lightsaber and throw up everywhere, and I'll be Puke Skywalker. I don't know what we're doing here. We'll do it live! Maybe you talk to. Yes, punch! Maybe you open a portal to another realm, talk to Lamal Spellswell, and see if he can loan you a costume. Yeah, maybe whiz it up. Or you know what I like about Halloween? But then I got to go buy a beard, because his is real. That's true. That's true, and you would have to buy a beard. What if you just, um, dress in, uh, female clothing? Why don't you go just in, like, a dress? As the world's tallest woman. Yeah. Without. Classic. And just bleed real blood? Halloween's a great day to wear a dress, I think. Yeah, I agree. I mean, every day's a pretty good one. Yeah, go for it. Knock yourself out. Uh, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to dress as a good dad. I'm going as a good mom. Yeah, you go as a good mom. Best mom. And what is a mom? And, you know, my kid wanted me. My kid wanted me to be a clown, but daddy's going as a good mom. And how would you describe, uh, what a mom is? Yeah. I'm happy you have daughters. Um. That's your daughter in the water. Any take-backs? Any apologies? Is it already that time? It sure is. It's sad. This was fun. I hope we continue this convo on the next one. Wait, what are you dressing as, Blake? Me? Yeah. I'm a rodeo clown. That's right, that's right, that's right. I'm looking very forward to it. I love clowns, personally. Makes sense. We have Paw Patrol happening in our family. Okay. And some gladiators. And I'm like, gladiator? What? Yes, points! I guess. That was an old workaholics writer's room. Yeah, we are, uh. Yeah, we're gonna go trick-or-treating super, super early. The start time for trick-or-treating over here? Mm-hmm. 4.30. Holy moly. Yeah. If that's not the earliest trick-or-treat time, I'm like. But that's for the littlest ones before it gets, like, dark and super scary when teenagers are just running. Running around with, like, head wounds. Oh, it's the best. That was so fun. Dude, I don't know. Bo has been outside at night maybe five times. Damn. He is not. He is very much in the house by the time it gets dark. What's up with that? Uh, he just goes to bed every night at. He's gotta be drinking his baba in his room at 7 p.m. Right. So. Yeah. But what about on, like, a Friday in the summertime? Yeah, 18-inning game. It's still light out by 9 o'clock. Well, now it's starting to get dark. Is this his first daylight savings time? No, no, no. He's almost two. Hmm. Yeah. You know how that works? It's okay. None of us know the age of anybody. You guys, the deal's back on. The deal's back on. The deal's back? They just heard that and they were like, there's no way he's that stupid. We need to hear more. You cannot announce it. Maybe I just did. But the deal is indeed back on. Potentially. Okay. Okay. Celebrate. Celebrate good times, dude. I'm having a blast with you guys, man. Yeah. Well, I can't wait for him to see darkness. That's going to be great. I remember the first time I saw darkness. Hello, darkness, my old friend. I remember night first. Yeah. He gets very scared. He's been, you know, he's been outside in the backyard and stuff, but like out in the wild at night, not that often. Right. He gets very scared during the cars, in the movie Cars, when it gets dark and the car gets lost. Oh, dude. Sure. He will run. He will run and find you, even though you're like eight feet away. I thought you were going to say that during the combine. Does the combine. freak them out what's the combine when they go cow tipping they go tractor tipping and then the combine comes out my kids used to fucking lose it very scary kids don't know scary and then i'd be like daddy's a combine kids don't know scary bro kids don't know scary anymore we grew up with scary ass movies and they got the combine at the ride at disneyland or whatever the fuck it's called over there california i'm excited to take him to all that stuff just being at the world series i was like man i wish beau was eight yeah so i could take him to the world series and have him be like whoa this is the coolest thing i've ever done careful what you wish for i'm just gonna say that careful what you wish for yeah why we've all seen click we've all seen it i mean i'm just gonna say look aladdin we all know the gypsy story of aladdin you had three wishes let's just be careful what we're wishing for oh you're saying like a monkey paw scenario yeah that's what you're i don't even want to say it yeah you what you i mean you're absolute you're absolutely right it's it's almost the devil's day and we can't be wishing things yeah you're right we can't be wishing away our lives you gotta be very careful i feel like today is actually devil's night in detroit where they like light shit on fire and stuff isn't that just in the crow no that's real no it's a real night it's a real night it sounds fucking cool so in detroit devil's night explain more because i've never heard of this they just burn the city down they just make that pizza i think they like go go and i mean i don't know i've never participated but i think they like burn abandoned buildings down or like that was a tradition dude this is like when you go to like a new school and you're like there's gang fights on the roof somebody got thrown off last year like what are you they burn buildings now yeah i think i think that's what it is a fire was set in 88 and we're still talking about no i i think this is exactly durst said it right this is when you go to a new school some kids are like oh let's punk the new kid and they're like actually like don't go to a new school down that hallway kids get stabbed if they go down that hallway and then you spend the rest of the school year being late to class because you have to walk all the way around and to never go down this one hallway right um because you were a scared little bitch well i know devil's night's a real thing that kid over there leading the cheer wall the night before halloween it can be associated with widespread arson and vandalism in detroit is that right yes and what are you reading you're reading something you didn't explain what you're reading i am reading historical significance i'm reading sounds like rage bait no it's real well it's real what a real uh article generated by ai yeah it's ai thank you it's ai yeah okay but that's the first thing that comes up i'd rather ask ti okay now that's a versus i would love what was ti's wife's name tiny tiny yeah she's right is it can't spell tiny without ti right okay is there any uh take back tiny harris thank you todd tiny harris thank you any tape x any apologies any epic slam i mean i guess we just want to slam ourselves for not talking about the dang dang deal vegas oh oh yeah las vegas coming up las vegas it's at the cosmopolitan yes the theater's called the is it the chelsea what's the theater called what is it called isaac isaac clocked out yeah truly he must be on deck we needed him so bad today so bad today uh well you know he clocked out because i mentioned the thing about his nipples he did not know about the nipple um cards it can't be that i have to be a good dad but it is now he's and by the way now he's clocking in about the detroit thing no no no it's no oh wait it's not even about what we're talking about no no and there's more the chelsea what is this sweep at the wheel today i needed you isaac he is copy and pasting straight out of chat gp with those those bullet points there absolutely he's gonna accidentally post the link for the website he was looking at instead of okay so let's talk about mischief night that's what it's called the tradition of detroit version of mischief night which began in europe and arrived in the u.s. in the early 30s and 40s the escalation in detroit the night's activities escalated for minor pranks like egging and toilet papering dude love it do you miss egging and toilet papering that was my shit still do it dude i heard they would egg entire buildings on fire damn right dude there's i could see you never egging and toilet papering were you an egger in a toilet paper for sure uh don't know if i egged definitely did toilet papering but it wasn't on halloween it would be like um yeah we would just do it on like a tuesday there was like a swimming thing when like the girls whoever qualified for like state you would tp their houses they would tp yours it was a big deal i love that when you when you finally achieve like a lifelong dream uh other kids come and vandalize your house yeah that's pretty tight that's cool for the parents yeah some parent this is what's crazy a there are two things to this story okay i got dressed down by some dad who's like you didn't fucking come to my house and fucking tp my daughter now she's all sad because everybody else got tp'd she doesn't feel like you belong and i was like oh i'm sorry the police rolled up on us because we have fucking two black teammates who somebody was like there's some black kids in our front yard oh okay and i'm like so step back please sir we almost got arrested they're like you're on the swim team we're like yes these guys are on the swim team they're like they're on the swim team we're all on the swim team we're all on the swim okay so i i understand that you're on the swim team that makes sense they're on the swim team the ones we've already put in the squad car they're on the swim team yeah huh sir um yeah but that was the extent of my tp'ing and you'd get like shaving cream and write shit on the sidewalk right but yeah fully like they were like okay go home now we're like all right fuck it and then some dad was like what's the big who are you behind this i'm like you're talking to a 17 year old who are these dads it sucks to get in trouble for not tp'ing crazy we got paintballed one time sure we tp we would just kind of go around and look for good trees to tp okay we just hopped out found a house and we're like oh this is a great tree to tp yeah you guys were like artists it was like an installation yeah it was like this is very it's actually even before we had cars so it was like we would ride bikes around with backpacks of toilet paper and then we would tp a tree and then this guy came out with a paintball gun and just love it lit us up dude love it that's sweet yeah uh my friend got hit in the throat yep like thought he like thought he was gonna die like we drug him away as if he was hurt in battle right this is force gun yeah it was like leave me dude and i'm like to the throat is no joke oh yeah oh yeah no you just and we're like 14 years old it was it was pretty rough stuff damn i wish he had a deep voice after that it was uh i'm good yeah all of a sudden he's like i'm good with your paintball situation mama we're good do you remember do you remember in middle school though when someone would come back with all of a sudden a deep voice and then the girls started like like him more and people were like whispers like i heard his dick is huge now you guys remember that i thought it was balls who started the whispering you would whisper or you it was mostly me and my friends being like i think he must have a huge dick now yeah and actually it was more i was like dude it was more you in bed at night i think he must have a huge dick now i can't wait for my voice to drop someday someday my voice never dropped no it didn't all i remember about people who ended up having deep voices was that they were the kids who had the most like um like like the vocal chords were like really doing work and then got deep well i remember when my voice started to change and i was in eighth grade i was still calling in every day for the radio station yeah and i i used to call into the radio station do different characters do different voices it was it was my thing because i couldn't play sports because i was crippled hello and uh so i would do that every day and then but i never up until later i never told them my actual name and i would just only talk to them in the characters that i'm doing and then they'd put me on air and i go uh i know and then and then i went down to the station they found out who i was they're like you know what i'm going to do i'm going to do this i'm going to do this i'm you're a child we can't pay you but they'd give me free concert tickets and you know right cool cranberry cds and marcy playground cds and shit right oh cool it was sick and then uh so then i call in and my voice all was changing and i start to do the my character and they're like this isn't adam sorry we're not going to put this on the air this isn't adam and i'm like it is me no it's me and they didn't believe me look my dick got bigger yeah and i was devastated and then after that i they wouldn't allow my my calls wow yeah well you'll find somewhere to perform yeah yeah i still believe in you i ended up i ended up finding something but it was pretty devastating in the eighth grade yeah and they're all dead now anyway dude yeah you got them i don't know if they are pizza pizza i don't know they will be the edge omaha nebraska open season guys shout out the edge shout out the edge i got no other tapebacks no other tapebacks uh yeah uh please come to the vegas show baby during f1 weekend november november 20th it's not a weekend it's like a thursday night thursday it's a thursday which is almost kind of better everyone listening yeah get the party started to me i think it's better because what what what happens you come Come in. You're banging out with us Thursday. You've got a Friday and Saturday to get real loose, just down and dirty in Viva Las Vegas. I am excited. I'm excited. I think I'm going to bring Khloe and make a couple days out of it. That's what I think. That's cool. Sick. I love that. I think I might try to do a little something. Let's get a nice dinner, too. That'll be cool. That would be cool. That's going to be fun. You and my fellas. I love you guys. Wait, let's get a bad dinner. Would that be funny? That's kind of cool. Is Rainforest Cafe out there? I feel like that's Blake's maneuver. We would be like, let's go to that really nice steakhouse that's top of the line. It might be a little pricey, but we're in Vegas, baby. And Blake will be like, they actually have good chicken tenders. Did you guys hear about that can of beans restaurant? I'll go to Rainforest Cafe with you guys, but that's going to be a good one. Like I said, though. That's what we just said. We just said good. We just said good. We just said. Now you're talking, are you calling Rainforest Cafe bad? I would never say that, but you guys probably say it's bad. Todd just put in the chat, there's one in Vegas, so we might have to go. Save the rainforest. It's definitely not good. Save the rainforest. It's exciting. Get your tickets. They're cheap. They're not $600. They're not $20,000. Yep. November 20th. Storm the show. Las Vegas, Nevada. This is Important Live at Chelsea Theater at the Cosmopolitan. With some special guests. The deal is not closed, so we can't say anything. They will be there. They will be there. And that was another episode of This is Important. This is a weird one. What the fuck is this? Is this the versus battle? This is ZZ Top's version of Viva Las Vegas. Man, I hate it. The 80s. Or was this like 90? This sounds 90. This sounds like 90. It's just like lots of weird electronic cowbells. Man, I hated that. Yeah, that was bad. ZZ Top. It's a legacy. 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