EP.270 - MERMAIDS ARE FALLEN ANGELS THEORY, GOOGLE'S WILLOW CHIP & HOW TO ESCAPE THE SIMULATION

[MUSIC] >> Just booboo theory. [LAUGH] That's what we call that. SpongeBob Jeffrey Epstein. That's a booboo theory. >> [LAUGH] >> Yo, it doesn't matter as long as you say it in a way. >> It's not about what you say, it's about how you say it. >> Yeah, it's not really all it says. >> No, but that's life the general man. >> Yeah, and you gave me that advice before. >> You can go through life with bare charisma. >> Yeah. >> And vibes. >> Yeah, and you would, >> Your force, your whole way. >> You would pass. >> Your force, your whole way through life. >> I've seen somebody who does interviews for fun. >> With like, no, no, so like there's like person on TikTok that just calls random places. And see if they can get the job. So she's talking about nursing. She calls like a nursing home. She has no experience, whatever, no degree. But she's so good at thing that she'll get to the other round. Oh, wait, is it the person that's trying to get rejected a thousand times? >> No, no, it's not that. >> It's not that. >> Have you heard of that person before? >> Yeah, the guy that we both follow? >> Yeah, you follow that guy? >> Yeah, I've mentioned him. He watches the podcast. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah, he mentioned us before. >> Oh shit. >> Yeah, yeah. >> That's, I talked to him about it. >> Yeah, that's interesting. >> Crazy. >> That's not the same person. >> Not the same person. But this person actually just calls like, "Oh, electrician companies." Oh, hi. Can I apply for this? But it's just so charismatic that they're like, "Oh yeah, we might have a spot for you." >> Like, I see another guy on Instagram, and he goes, "Well, he does this. He blasts like Chief Keith right before he goes." >> Yeah, I see a guy. >> So he had a muscle belly. >> Yeah. >> Is that his day? I don't fucking know his day when he's going to be, I watch all this thing. >> He's a sales guy, right? >> Yeah. >> And he sells life interest. >> Yeah, he's like, "Shit, I like this." >> And he goes like, "Hello, hello, yeah." >> How are you doing today? >> Yo, he's so funny. >> I'm just swallowing over the last hole we had. >> Touch shit. >> My name is Juliano Mussarelli. >> But like, his name, like, if you say your, my name is Gavin Ruta, you know what I mean? >> Yo, I'm telling you, it's dead ass, it's just a vibration dead ass. >> If you find your way around this. >> Oh my goodness. >> You can infiltrate anybody's head. >> Infiltrate anybody's mind, bro. >> I see, yeah, yeah. >> I heard a story recently about, it sounds weird. And we talked about a little bit about it before. >> Okay. >> But it's about mermaids. >> Mermaids, okay, what about this? >> Do you know the theory how mermaids are the true demons in the Bible? >> Yes, because they're like the good looking girl that can like trick you into stuff. >> Yeah, so. >> The theory was like the fallen angels didn't just fall into land, they fell into the sea. >> The sea, yeah, yeah. >> And the swine that got sent from, even in the Bible, you know that one verse where Jesus put the demons, he took out of a person. >> Yeah. >> Into the swine. >> Okay. >> And then the swine, what happened? They ran directly into the sea and swam to the bottom. >> Oh, I didn't know that. >> So I heard this story recently, and it was about this guy that wanted to go into the military. He wanted to go into the Navy. >> Okay. >> His father, he told him something that changes whole life and didn't want to go in that path. >> Oh, was it? >> So his father used to work on shipping rigs and used to work a lot on like fishing boats and stuff. Now, when he told him one day, they were outside in the backyard listening to music. And he was playing a certain song that just had a weird harmonic, like layered vocals. >> Okay. >> Leared vocals. And it was playing and his dad came to him and he said, can you please turn that off? And it was very odd because his dad wouldn't usually do that. And he asked why. And then he goes, all right, turn it off. And I'm going to tell you something. And he tells him the story. How after his first job on a shipping rig, he got offered another job by a through a friend that was on a private boating company. >> I think I know where it's going. >> Yeah, that was what he thought was fishing. >> Yeah. >> Now, he gets sent to this boat. And this boat is different than all of the other fishing boats he's been on. First off, the light rigs on it, it didn't shine ahead of the boat. It shone right into the water. So that you can see what's inside the water. >> Yeah, okay. >> And everything there, like, you know, the police system, the cranes they have on the boat. >> Yeah, this is like 10 times larger. >> He explained, these are like military grade. >> Oh, boy. >> Like, they were some serious ass rigs, right? >> Yes, yeah. >> Now, he tells his son this story that on his first time there, he noticed everyone in the crew, they seemed very stern. Like, they seemed like they didn't want to be there. And he noticed one of the people that were on the boat. One of them was eating sardines. And he offered it to another person on the boat. And the guy goes, no, I don't eat anything from the sea. It was odd. >> Whoa. >> Yeah. And just everybody there just seemed like very serious. >> Yeah. >> Now, they go on their excursion. They go out what he thinks is like supposed to be fishing. And he's given these headphones to put on his ears. It's like these big ass almost like, you know when you go to gun range, and you have like the pier marks. So he's given these earmuffs. And he's told under any circumstance you cannot take off those earmuffs, right? >> Yeah. >> He's going and they're going on this trip. All of a sudden, he starts to hear like a woman's voice throughout the boat. But it's not just one woman. It's almost what he said when he heard the music, was like layers of voices on top of each other. >> My gosh. >> And he was asking around like, is there a woman on this boat? Like why do I hear like a woman? And then so many rushes, too many says like, yo, it's where we got one just like, just like be ready. And like, he's so confused. He's like, what are you talking about? So they get this rig and they start pulling in what seems like a like a big ass fish. So what the dad says is when he sees what they pull up, his brain can't comprehend what he sees. Because it straight up looks a human with a disproportionate body. Like the mouth is too big. There's so many teeth in the mouth. The eyes are like glossed over. Almost like an amphibian. And in his head, he can't like comprehend it. Understand what he's looking at, right? And then he's going around. And he's like, what is this? The thing that they bring to the ship. >> So woman. >> Yeah, it's a woman. And it speaks to him specifically. >> What the f--? >> Now, the son's name. >> Yeah. >> The son's name is Kevin. >> Okay. >> What eventually he thinks is like, is this a fucking army? >> Yeah. >> She says to him, how is Kevin? Does he still cry at night? >> Oh, so he's talking about the son. >> The mermaid is speaking to the father. And then right when she starts speaking to him, as if like she's infiltrating his head. >> My gosh. >> One of the people on the boat like killed a creature. >> No. >> And he's so confused like, what the fuck is going on? What is this? And they explain to him, this isn't what you think it is. We're sent to go and pretty much weed out and kind of lessen the population of these creatures. And it's straight up like mermaid. >> Yeah. >> So those are the fallen angels that literally just left to the ocean. So the theory was like, maybe his dad made this story for him to not go to the Navy. But, but very specific. >> Yeah. He said like, his father would never lie to him that way. If he didn't want him to go to the Navy, he would have just told him. >> Yeah. >> And the fact that like, he said his father had a chronic tinyitis. >> Okay. >> So you know the ringing in your ears, the. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Hearing problems. >> Oh my God. >> He hated baths. >> Yeah. >> And he hated anything with big bodies of water ever since. Like he got a lot of trauma from it. >> Really? >> Since then. Yeah. So, low key. >> Mermaid is my view. >> Oh yeah, 100%. Imagine like you go out there and it's like, I feel like anybody knew to that job they would have got targeted because they don't know what's going on. So that's why the mermaid went to him and is like, how's your son doing? I mean, if I was on the boat, they'd be like, oh, how's your mom doing? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And one of the things he also said was one of the people they were also new on the boat. They took off their headset. >> Yeah. >> Because they were so confused because they heard the woman's voice. And they started getting like terrible hearing pain and they started throwing up on the spot. They started throwing up and you seeing them throw up. >> What if that's the reason you actually get seasick? >> It's getting. >> It's not even the last one. >> Maybe it's just the frequency. >> That's crazy. Yeah, it's like. I always get fucking seasick. Yo, deadass, I always get seasick them. >> Yeah, it's really bad. >> And you are on a spiritual journey too. You read the Bible. So it was like the demons that are in the ocean will obviously see that and try to target who. >> Yeah. >> You never know. >> Crazy. >> Yeah, I don't get seasick. >> Yo, I heard there was, they actually found where Atlantis would have been. And it's actually, you can go down and see it, no? >> No, it's like a dry area. But it used to be covered by water. >> Where? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, and then it looks like a big city level, like a big circle, almost like civilization. >> Okay, yeah. >> And it's exactly where Plato, who talks about Atlantis and so many books. >> It's right there. >> Yeah, and so historical documents of this place called Atlantis. >> Yeah. >> It's supposed to be right there. >> True. >> And there's this whole area that looks like a place. >> Yeah. >> Maybe while it's not Atlantis, bro. >> No, that would be smart if Italy just built that fortourism though. And they just, you know what I mean? And it just coincidence, but like not. >> What would be the point to hide a civilization like that? Maybe to hide the secrets? >> Maybe those people, I mean those memories actually are the demons, that's why they don't want to see it. There's so much folklore on the Mexicans, where they, they, remember I told you about that guy who literally bought a cot, is just to talk to Mermaids. And he would talk to a mermaid with every time and ask for like an intention, like a wish. Like that should it is real, bro. There's enough stories. >> Yeah. >> Because if they're fallen angels, they definitely have some ways to like, you know, entice you or something, or they have something to offer. >> That's their main thing that they do though. >> Because they're demons. >> Yeah. >> They're just like demons. >> Yeah, yeah. But I have to tell you about the thing that I was trying to get to, the Destiny Swappers. So I learned, remember before you're like, oh. >> If you touch your elbow and something like that. >> No, but there are actual Destiny Swappers that don't need the elbow. >> What do they do? >> Yeah, so, and this is in Hollywood. And then I was like, okay, I was thinking like, also if it's in Hollywood, it would also kind of tie to like the influencer space. >> Yeah. >> Right? So one, there's two types of Destiny Swappers, right? And there's clear examples. So the first one wants to be exactly like you. Right? Listen. Listen, listen. So, he'll try to play the long game. So he'll try to be your friend, take all your sauce, take all your outline, and eventually have so much knowledge that once he has all that knowledge that he doesn't even, because he like dips away and he just like defriends you because he has your sauce already. >> Whoa. >> Did this. >> Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. >> Kim Kardashian latched on to Paris Hilton until she got all that sauce and then was like, >> And he did her own thing. >> Here's the time to blow up. I'm gonna do that whole tape. >> Yeah. >> To finally go. The other one, the other one is they don't want to be you. They want your lifestyle. And they'll get super close to your significant other. So when, especially if your significant other is a provider. So if once they see that opportunity where you guys are shaky, that they'll try to scoop in for the opportunity. >> To take that lifestyle. >> That girl? >> Yeah, to take that the provider of your life. >> Yeah. >> Because she wants to be in that lifestyle. >> So she becomes the provider. >> Yeah. >> I thought it was different. >> No, no, no, no. >> They want that person in their life. >> No, no, no, no. >> They want to be the provider. >> Really sweet. >> That's some cult shit. That's some culture, that's like, you can't survive without being touched. >> Damn. >> But be careful, the ones that try to get close to you because they are lily trying to get your sauce. >> That makes sense though. Because you can see that throughout Hollywood. >> Yeah. >> Yo, Diddy did that. >> With who? >> Well, he kind of did it in a way because he went after, he pretty much replaced the boyfriends of all of the girls he dated. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Straight up, that's what happened, right? All of these famous rappers that he wanted their lifestyle. He replaced them and started dating the girl. >> It happens a lot, fam. Just switch, destiny switch. >> Damn. >> Crazy, not even the elbow, fuck. >> No, but that's like infiltration. I feel like that makes a lot more sense, even just naturally. >> Yeah. >> Yo, if, potentially, even in nature fam, isn't there a fish that pretends there a clown fish and then goes into the anatomy? >> Whoa, that is there. >> Yeah. >> There's like so many, there's so many get imposterous creatures. There's helicy creatures that pretend there's something that they're not. >> That's mad. >> Yeah, and they didn't know that. Even freaking, like, you know that fish that's on the ground, the halibut, isn't the halibut or flounder? >> Oh, the flab just flops around. It's like a half fish. >> And it looks like a rock. >> Yeah, oh yeah. >> Yeah. >> But even freaking, octopuses and shit, they look like rocks. >> They do. >> Yeah. >> It's deception, the sea's deception Gavin. >> Good, good. >> You know what I'm saying? >> The sea's deception. This is where all the demons are out there. >> No, they said, they said, "Haley Bieber." She went on the interview and she was talking about, "Oh, if I take this serum every day, I would be closer to, I would attract a Canadian superstar." And she was fooling around with it. Everyone was like, "Oh, she just gave up her method." You take a little serum and then, "Oh, that's your destiny." You literally infiltrated Justin Bieber's life. That's why he treats you like that because he was never meant to love you. >> Awesome. >> You think she did? >> No, I don't think so. >> You think it just so happened. >> I think it just so happened. >> Yeah. >> I'm so, so curious. >> But there's so much evidence though. >> I don't know, I'm just so curious. If it's possible. >> To what? >> For very powerful people to be like in position that, "Yo, marry my daughter." >> No, that's saying. >> Yeah, that's what the, like royal family should do. >> That's what royal family should do. >> Yeah. >> I was just thinking of throwing it recently. I started watching the House of Dragon and shit. Because there's like a new spin-off coming up. >> Okay. >> A sponsor, but please sponsor. >> Yeah. >> But that's how kingdoms are born, then. Like, let's say you had a son, and then I had a daughter. And then we wanted to keep like the bloodline or the pact. We would conjoin, be like, "Oh, yo, your son married my daughter." So we had the kingdom in our pockets. >> Yes. >> Like we, that kingdom. >> Never lose power. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, if you never break off the family tree, then boom. >> Yeah. >> You'll be blessed the whole life. >> And what if, what if that's how it is in Hollywood, bro? Like, why wouldn't it be? >> Yeah. >> Because I heard of this whole thing. I think I mentioned it before, but in Japan and in Asia specifically, there's so many big ass businesses that they don't have an heir to the throne. >> Oh, yeah? >> Like, because people, they stop having enough kids. >> Okay. >> They stop having enough kids. And even if they did have a kid, what are the odds that they're prepared or even like the right fit for the throne or the big business to be that boss, right? The next in line. >> Yeah. >> So what they do, they actually go out and try to like find the perfect apprentice. >> And just replace? >> Yeah, but make sense. So let's say Elon Musk has to go away. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Or he like, he passes away. >> Okay. >> Who's going to take this position? Because if they can't keep up with how he did it, the whole thing might crumble. >> So he would just go randomly and try to. >> And that's life, right? >> Yeah, that's the hardest person. Cuz it's kind of like Game of Thrones, it's kind of like a throne type shit. >> My gosh. >> Yo, we're talking about bare jobs. >> Yeah. >> We're talking about like the economy here. >> Yeah. >> If Jemnasal exits. >> Yeah, you need a replacement. >> We need like a proper replacement. >> Right away. >> Mm-hm. >> But who would that be though? >> That's a whole problem. >> Yeah. >> So they be looking out for people to like take on the throne. >> My gosh. >> So they look for like the smartest kids. >> Yeah. >> Like the people that are, you know, biggest hustle is. >> Elon Musk said, I'm dropping down when you want to take my job. >> Hell no. Hell no. Like I don't think it's- >> But you have so much power, you have so much power and stuff like that. >> I don't even know what to do with that though. >> Yeah. >> Like what am I really going to do with SpaceX? >> Yeah. >> Not like I have no clue. >> [LAUGH] >> Ty shit like. >> Sell it. >> Bring that to the seat. >> [LAUGH] >> That would even work. >> No, but I see the interview too of Kai when he was talking. I think it was a leaked film where he was talking to. I think it was a guy that preached out about God a lot and then he was telling him, yeah, I declined my $300 million deal with Nike because they weren't allowing me to say Jesus, right? And then the priest kind of had a crazy take on it because it's like, a lot of people would die for that, right? Like what made you think that you were better for that? And then Kai literally just schooled him and he was like, I know like, a lot of people want to take shortcuts, but I believe in myself and my skill, that's so much that, I mean, I would get blessings later. And the priest guy, he started clapping, right? And the people in the comments were like, that clapping wasn't out of like, yeah, I'm agreeing, it was like, why the fuck did you do that? He doesn't understand, it's trying to get to it. >> Wait, is he wrong now? I don't get it. >> No, he's right, no, Kai is right. >> That's why I was the, I don't know because he's like, I think the guy was thinking, you should have took that money, that's a lot of people would have died for that money, stuff like that. And I'm like, wow, that's an interesting take. >> See, that's a hard part, it's like you can take that and do something good with it. >> Exactly, yeah. >> But the value of you, I don't know, making it yourself, you become the person to deserve it. >> Yes, yeah. >> I always thought of it like, you win $80 million, are you the person that deserves it? >> 100%. >> Right, like sure you have, I wouldn't like decline it. >> Yeah, yeah. >> It's a lot of what I had to climb it, I could save so many people's lives, I could change a lot of lives for the better, but it could change a lot of lives for the worse. >> Yes. >> If you don't know what to do with it, if you don't have like the right, I don't know mine, not mine said even just like the right heart. >> Yeah, you know? >> If you don't, yeah. >> And I hang around, I hang around a bunch of NEPO babies is what I realized. And I mean, and it's like, their way of thinking is so different than mine. It's like, when they're showing me these people's houses, yo, I got toured to a house, it's like, oh, they have an elevator in it, I'm like, oh, shit, blah, blah. But then you talk to the guy and it's like, yo, if I was in this position, I would not have the same characteristics I have right now. I gained that through experiencing and going through the hustle. And I mean, I wasn't given, you know, I mean nothing. So it's like, yeah, I really look at it. I'm like, okay, like always be blessed in your situation. Like some people were given that, but shit, I wouldn't be the person I am without. And I mean, the things I went through. >> Yeah, I don't think it was ever enough. >> It's never enough. >> I don't think there's ever like a point where I'm like, I think I'm cool. >> Yeah, that is. >> That is. >> I don't think you just have to find that. >> Yeah, you kind of just have to find that. >> But that's like you going to the life, you know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Fuck, I don't want to get deep on that point. >> I don't know, I don't know. >> I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, that's gonna be thanks too much. >> You're getting excited, fuck. >> No, I don't get excited about it, but I look like at everything, you know what I'm saying? You know those ones you just think too much at the time? >> Yeah, yeah. >> I'd be hidden the look at the ceiling a bit too much lately. But maybe because I'm getting older, yeah. Maybe because I'm getting older. No, it's crazy to think, then I'm turning 26. I'm closer to 30 than I was 20. >> Holy fuck, that's crazy, bro. >> I know, man. >> That's crazy. >> Yeah, it goes by fast, man. I'm not gonna lie. But you just literally just have to live. >> Yeah, I mean, just keep living and experience. >> See, I want to get deep too because I'm like, I'm gonna think too, man. Because whenever life topics come about, I always think about this cancer patient who I always watched the video of to remind me how grateful I am. He's like, yo, I didn't start living until I realized I was dying. And he's like, bam, that's literally everyone right now though. It's just like mine was apparent. >> I mean, ours, you kind of forget. It's like you don't see your nose when you look down, right? But you don't realize you're dying, but you are. So it's like just experience as much and live. Lillie, do the things that feed your soul that are good. I mean, yeah, what happens if you, do you think if you don't, what happens to you? >> If you don't feed your soul? >> Yeah. >> I don't know. >> I actually don't know. >> Maybe you just- >> Maybe you just- >> Maybe you just- >> Maybe you just- >> Just want to get depressed. >> Stop, stop. Don't fuck a heart, it might do the- >> That's fucked. >> No, I thought it was. >> No, no, baby. It's kind of crazy. Like you can have all the money in the world, like high-fam, but like the ones you open up to the world, like people will still make fun of you and you still go through real world problems. People don't understand that. >> No, no, nobody understands that. >> Nobody understands that. >> There's a certain artist that commented on that and he was like, I'm not going to say his name, but he's like, oh yeah, kind of not going to do nothing. >> No, I can't say that. >> No, but it's the person who said it, which makes sense. Because it's like, if you're greedy of money and you think you're going to do it, you're going to do it. >> Yeah. >> You're going to do it. >> Yeah, I'm going to do it. >> Okay. >> And then going into uni, he would travel to the States and play these big tournaments. >> Mm-hm. >> And he told me about this one team that they had so much of his ever. >> Oh, okay. >> And he was just like an asshole. >> Apparently, apparently. I don't know. >> I played with some strict coaches. >> Yeah. >> But he was like really pushing their kids. Anyways, one of them actually made it to the NBA. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah, I'm going to say it at the end. >> Oh, my God. >> I'm going to say the end. One of them actually made it to the NBA. >> Yeah. >> It's not who you think. >> No. >> It's like one of them was possessed on the court. >> No. >> One of the players was possessed on the court. >> Like how would you know that? >> There was videos. >> What? >> Yeah, there's videos of him actually like being possessed before he goes out in place. >> Like one of these like, like, I rolling more. >> No, like screaming. >> Like screaming and then speaking Latin for him. >> What? >> Yeah, that's. Like they would be ready to go play a game. >> Yeah. >> Cause they're on the road, right? >> Yeah. >> They're on the road and they're sleeping together. And then bro would be like. >> No, he's screaming out loud because he's possessed. And then in the morning, he's on the court. >> Drop 50. >> That's the point. He was really tall. >> He was good, but he wasn't like amazing. >> Okay, then what's the point of getting possessed? >> You're not going to be like like Mike. >> I'm like. >> I'm like. >> I'm no clue what. >> Like. >> I'm not joking. >> You're not jumping 50. >> It's got no naruto. >> Yeah, I'm like. >> No, real settle. >> That's such a waste. >> What's the point of having the team in this? >> That's literally a waste. >> I don't want the team in this close to me at all. >> God forbid. >> God forbid. >> God forbid. >> God forbid. >> I'm going to show you the video. >> I'm really sad. even knew and you're seven for tall and you're still okay. Nothing. So he wasn't tried. Oh, he was a child. From one my cousin said you you're still good. He's like good player. He said he was like a logo from his own words. He says he says he was massive at six nine, but just a role player. I realized that. Sorry. Mama. There's nothing wrong with that. He's a good player. Holy fuck. All right. Get your hair. Check this out. He was six five and a role player. So on the team. Yeah. One of them made his NBA and the one of them became a Tik Tok or it's social media influencer. Oh, you mean no, sorry. He became a comedian. Did I know him? You might. Okay. The comedian or the NBA player. The NBA player. You might know both. Okay. Okay. I see. You're a real good Alexander. No, no, no, no. I'm going to play the video. Oh, there's actually studies on this guy. There's a video of him because he's possessed. Yeah, look at that. Shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. But he's not faking it. Like you can tell he's not a little happy. God is your savior. But no rest. I like so much. God for this. Oh my God. God for this. Yo, it's not in the video. They're just watching him. Yeah, because they know what to do. His eye would turn completely wet. Yeah, his eyes would roll back. They come to play. Yeah, so they did roll back and then next day he's on the court. Oh my God. I think in the morning he's on the court. Did they ever like show this video to his mom and try to get that. They all knew it was. Oh, it was planned. It wasn't planned. They just everybody knew. They just didn't know what to do about it. Oh my God. Now that makes me wonder how many players that are actually good. Or like like I actually have mad skill out of nowhere and like a late bloomers. Did they do some type of spell to make them better basketball players? Because I don't think that's what happened. No, but I'm just saying like. Oh, like they try to do that shit to be better. Yeah, yeah, like like Mike scenario like, oh, if I wear this type of shoe or do this type of spell, I'll shoot every bucket in. Because I feel like if there's love spells, there's definitely some shit like, oh, make me a better. Yeah, make me better talk. Make me a better thing. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's scary though. But look, he would do some weird shit. So he would, he would be like possessed walking around and doing weird stuff. He would stand on the edge. Yeah, he would stand on the edge of a staircase. And yo, that right there is like a 15 foot drop. So if you were to follow, he would have died, but you just be like doing shit like that. Yeah, because he's possessed. Is that the guy I know the trainer? Is that Rob? This guy? Yeah. Oh, it's a comedian. Oh, okay, okay. Shout out to this guy. But by closing played his team. Yeah, because the latest team. And then the person that made it to the NBA on the team as well was none other than. Wait, who's this? Oh, is this all Adams? Yeah. Yeah, that's it, bro. He's on the same team. Yeah, he's even Adams. Yeah. 8 p.m. Whoa. Yeah. He was in a prep, eh? That's crazy. No, that's far. That's sick, though. Yeah. No, it is. How about more? But that's how the Lord is. That's how the Lord team is. So this comedian was like, I think he wrote out like a pilot episode for a series. Oh, yeah. That being a fire series. A fire series. No, like a series to watch. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that would be fire too. Yeah, that would be sick to watch. They make, they recreate movies. I don't know if you ever watched it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know they recreated it? They did. Yeah. So they recreated it. I know they did a Nike commercial, you know? Yeah, on it. Yeah, but they recreated the movie and before every scene, they got real witches to go on the set and do spells for the viewers. Oh, my God. So if you're watching this and you're playing it in your house, it's like singing that shit out loud. Yeah. So if you watched the craft and you would probably get things. Stop, stop, bro. Yeah, that's crazy. No, you can't be playing shit like that. And what I hate to do, them, oh, I thought you didn't really grind my gears when I'm playing, like when I'm playing like movies or sorry shows, like Game of Thrones and shit. And they're saying some next shit in the next language. In my head, I'm like, if they were saying some bullshit, yeah, like casting actual spells or whatever, you would never know. I would never know. And that shit is playing throughout my whole crib right now. Echoing through the wall. We have to be like that to talk about some spirits. Are you ready? It's like, we see it. No, the light. No, we're next hot exploration. Can we do that? We did it. Don't have to clean Mary. Oh, my God. Can I always be nights? No, that was next. I was like, I experienced aren't you ready? And then they're saying, I'm going to do this. No, that was the next one. That's pretty dirty. What is the brain? What is the brain? So sick. Yeah, watch out for these witches, man. Never know. You never know. Don't get too close, man. Don't get too far. Oh my gosh, bro. What do you do if you act? What if you're dating a girl and then you found out she was a glitch? But you loved her. I loved her. Then fuck. I'd be like, no, I'd have to leave. That's bad. You can't see through it. Face on my face, fam? No, based on my face. When you try to convert her, though. Yeah. No. There's no point. I think the girl will get away from you demons. No, I'm not saying like. She'll probably kex for me trying to convince her to the other side. There's probably going to be a hex on my family, man. That's bad. I feel like-- Yes, just because you're a witch doesn't mean you're a bad witch. I don't know. You're like a gollinda. Ah, there's good witches and bad witches. I've heard both. I'm saying like, you could probably be like a good-- No, wouldn't you consider, let's say, your tea toes that have powers. Yeah. Kind of like a witch. But it's not-- A witch, it's just like-- It's, yeah. Okay, that's your right. It's abbreviated differently. I'm saying. You're right. Okay, then maybe yeah, in that case, in that case, I would probably try it. Because it's just a way like it's a package, I would say. Because even, yeah, everything sounds bad when you put a title to it. Yeah. Like a negative connotation. Yo, if you really bag it, soup is dead as potions and rituals, fam. Yeah, it is. Baguette. Baguette. We all follow a fucking recipe, put shit in hot water. Yeah. Every single-- We're going to put-- time in that shit. We're going to put some carrots. Yeah. We're going to put some essence of this. Nothing. This mushroom. In a big cauldron that's hot and steaming. You're right. It's like, what? A potion. It's a flesan shit and it heals you because it replenishes you. And this is the real life rituals. In a sense, no. And the tiger bum. Even when we do the crosses on the-- when you get sick in your mom, put the vixen and a bunch of crosses. That's also a thing, too. Yeah, it heals you. It's just-- And it does work. Yeah, it does work. You're right, man. It's just the way you go. I didn't know that. You seem into it. Yeah. I always have this theory, bro. Because remember, we-- I can't say it. But we explored a certain place before. Yeah. Fuck, I don't even know if I can say it. I don't want to get in trouble. OK. But you weren't allowed to say the word demon. Oh, yeah, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to even say more than that. Yeah, yeah. But I think the idea of that is because things manifest. Yeah. And that's why you can't say things like that. You're not allowed to. That's true. Right? Yeah. Because the moment you put that energy into it, and let's say it has a tendency to lean that way. Yeah. 100%. You know what I'm saying? Like precaution you to don't say this word. Yeah, yeah. That's right. Because I think there's straight up a power to what you bring to the tip. Like if you make a movie and you talk about like straight up spirit or dark energy, it's going to have that shit around it. Yeah. It's going to be filled with that essence. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, that's why. Because when they were-- when we were doing it too, they all talk politely. And I mean, it was never anything negative. Because it shouldn't be-- All positive talking. Yeah. Because if you put it like a bad energy to it. It's just an experience. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. In the same way, you go into-- that's how you go into doing an assignment. Yeah. Or doing like a project. This is a school project. And you have a homie that just had a fight with a friend. It's going to be negative vibes. And then what comes out of the presentation or what you guys write up? It's kind of negative vibes. Yeah. That's true. What you bake in is the energy that you have together with it. That's how home cook meals. They taste so home. And when you've had so much filled with love, because your mom who loves you cooked it for you. That's right. Yeah. You eat the food when you're outside. That's true. Maybe the person that cooked it didn't cook it with love. Yeah. The reason Crabby Patty's taste is so good, the secret ingredient was not just crab. It was love. It was love. Stupid ass. You know what I thought out recently, too? I think it wasn't covered recently, but the Willow AI chip? No, it wasn't. What is it? It's a computer. Joe Rogan talked about this. It's a computer chip that takes mind reading from like, it can travel to different dimensions and process calculations faster just because it doesn't think like the human mind. Wait. It can go in. Yeah, it's like a quantum computer to get ahead. Yes. And it could do calculations faster. But one thing that you talked about, remember that Miami, like the alien spotted in the Miami strip. Yeah. Yeah. The only reason why that happened was because they tested the chip on the same day. Oh, for real. Yeah, as the Miami incident. Oh, what's that? So they're saying that, oh, if you can jump dimensions, then oh, it just opened a little portal. Other things came into the real world. And that's why they can explain it. Oh, because they weren't supposed to fuck with that. And then it opened like the dimensions. Exactly. It like ripped open up. And why do you think the, why do you think it's not covered? Because yo, Miami doesn't know what the hell that is. And it just disappeared right away. Maybe that's because the computer right after closed. That's all that it needed. Oh, yo, you know, it could be like, it could that has to be like a glitch. Like a glitch. Yeah. Because I'm not to say like this is a simulation issue, but that's the way we can understand it. Like if we see a ghost walk by us, fuck, it's probably just glitch. You know, saying it wasn't supposed to happen. It's in the matrix boom. That's just the way we can comprehend it. But what if that's that's how it is, a file leads because the sorting was wrong. You know, you know, you know, when you're on like a, you're on your feet and you hit like F4 whatever. And it opens like the HTML shit. Bro, that's what like you can be touching that stuff. But when they start touching, inspect. Yeah, you inspect what's your dog? When you inspect all the letters, pop out, I say different colors and shit. Yo, then we get mandelo effects. Yes, then we get mandelo effects. And did you know, did you know elephants have titties? What? Yeah, it's a mandelo effect. No, I think it's a mandelo effect. Nobody remembers this. Elephants have titties, bro. Wait, no, it's just their body though. No, wait, let me see. Yeah, yeah. Wait, look at what I always thought. Elephants had like a utter like like a cow. Yeah. And that's how that's how like the baby elephants drink milk. No, elephants straight out have titties like they jinks. Look, why? Let me see what? What the hell? It's a mandelo effect. So easy. Doesn't this look wrong? Yo, I never saw no, no, no, no, no. Yo, that ass. And I've talked to a lot of people that watch like animal planet a lot. Like what they actually do. Yeah, I wanted to ask the homies that really like are into animals and shit. They told me they never they never realized like elephants had titties this whole time. No way. No, I've never seen this, bro. It looks wrong. No, I've never seen this. Like it looks AI almost. So every time we go to the zoo in the summer, we'll see elephants and we'll see it with them. Yeah, yeah, they sure have titties. Is it cause that wait, let me say, okay, when they're down like this, do see it. No, but yeah, you do see it still. But come on, bro, that's crazy, bro. I never knew they're doing this. Yeah, that's crazy, no. Unless I've only ever seen like male elephants, but not sure there had to be like a female elephant. 100%. Wild. I don't know. No way. Yeah. Elephants had titties as a mandelo effect, bro. Yeah, I have another one for you. Yeah, yeah, I'm a mandelo effect. Yeah, I'm a mandelo effect. I feel like you have so much of those. That's easy. Okay, this one. Okay. I'm gonna show you after it's mod. So this one really fucked up with my head because it's like as a kid and since my whole life, I always believe what do you think the North Pole, you know the land mass there, what do you consider that? What do you mean land mass? You know like the North Pole. What country is that? I don't know, but you know that land. Yeah, it's like the top. Yeah, right. What do you call it? Just the North Pole. Just the mandelo effect is not only is there no country? What? There's no land. It's water. What? Look, then the North Pole. Let me see. So the whole time we've been drawing the North Pole, the North Pole, there's nothing there. Wait, wait, wait, wait. There's nothing there the whole time. What? That's what I'm saying, bro. That's what I'm saying. Didn't you look at a map like wait, no, this is it, right? Oh, that's Russia. What? No. Yeah, you know how, you know, we always thought like the North Pole. Yeah, there's land. There's no land, bro. No, it literally, they literally made us color in the North Pole. Yeah, I know. There's nothing. Whoa, so are geography teachers alive, man? No, this is, I mean, I'm not a, I'm not a geographical like guy, but I'm pretty sure there is land at the North Pole. There's nothing. There's nothing. What the fuck? Yeah. Yo, what is lies then? What have they been teaching us, bro? It's not lies. It's just the dimension just switching because they're playing with some shit, bro. They're opening the portal and they're letting in some new characters. With that new computer, where did Odessa come from? She's almost the most famous girl ever. Yo, Vendela, she's been popping though. Oh, I wish I knew. I wish I knew. I was I knew it. I was saying like, yo, they had that Odessa and Anora in the same room. And then, and then, and then was it like Michael, be Jordan there? No, my swirl of deaths has been popping though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think she did it like Janice. Yeah, yeah, I'm just saying like how big she is now. Yeah. It feels like a Mandela, no, but that's the hair theory I feel like with the hair. Because I soon as, I should, she always had that hair. No, as soon as you switch up your hair into like, I don't know. It's like curly or something different. People will start noticing you more. Where? Because like, I've seen Odessa with Jayden Smith and I'm like, okay, cool. I mean, where? I mean, as soon as she's with like Marty's dream. Let me see. I mean, yeah, yeah. You're a secondary. I don't think I ever seen her. Let's invest. Let's really investigate. Oh, you're right. Yeah. No, you're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah, she did look different. Exactly. So you want to see a crazy video? Oh, you're a match. You're a match, right? So this guy, I'll take that call, Vlam Reviews. Yeah. He vlogs himself like camping. Okay. That's so fun. So while he's camping, he sets down the phone and then he goes to random forest, by the way. Like, forest that you usually shouldn't be camping at. Wait, like how slow? That was the list of the story. So it's like, you know, like those forests that like sea bald, they have like spots for camping. Yeah. This guy literally just going to random air, country's random areas. And just and just sets down a tent. Yeah. So this one, he was at a tree, right? And then he, he's, he sat down his phone. He was opening his backpack, right? From the distance, are you here? An arrow. Oh, he goes like this. And this is what he does. He goes behind the tree. Yeah. So imagine the arrows this way. He, he crawls behind the tree. He, his video store recording. Are here. He's like, two minutes later. Oh my god. So why is he getting shot at? No, because those are warning shots. Those are dead ass warning shots of like, oh, you can't be here. Like, they miss those on purpose. Because you're not going to kill the guy. Because like if you're a tribe, you don't want to, you don't want to get like your thing. Like, if it's hot, you know what I mean? Yeah. So look, look at the old guy. Why did you look away? You like, still look like that. He, oh, like boom. Look, you see that arrow? Yeah. I got one. Look, he's looking. And these are warning shots, bro. I think there's another one. Look, there's three. There's three. Oh, there's three. Oh, that's great. They're literally telling him to get out. And looking, these are scarier than gunshots in my, in my opinion. The gunshots? Then goes, yeah. Fam. Sing. Sing. Sing. Errol is crazy. Errol. You have a arrow. No, but like gunshots, you know what to run. Errol is like, they're still using these. Like, I have to think first. No. Yes. No, the hot take. Hot take. Errol. Errol shots randomly are crazy. I don't know. I'm saying like, you could get shot by, by, by a bullet. Like, you're, you're right. And it would get like the air itself. What hurt you? Not even the bullet. The air will hurt you. The bullet cracks the wind. Yeah, cracks the wind like, oh, yeah. Errols don't make that noise. No, but that's scary. Imagine you're, if I seen the tree explode behind me, Gavin, I would be more afraid than an arrow sticking in that shit, bro. Go. I'm going to give you a better perspective right here. Would you be more afraid if I threw a toothpick at you? Which one are you more afraid of? Loki and toothpick. Then the mini firework. Yeah, mini toothpick and sharp. The toothpick. The toothpick. I don't like sharp shit. Then the firework. Yeah. When you're tripping, you're actually tripping. When you hear the air break. Yeah, yeah. It's a different story. Dude. Dude. No, that's all bullshit. When they go to the air, they go, "Oh, yeah, I know that. Yeah. The air breaks, man. That's how fast it goes. That's all I know. I don't even want to tell that story. What's burning up? Because when I was in the Philippines and I was at the gun range, it was so bad. But they're like the number one rule. It's to always think they're off the trigger. No, no, no, not figure out the trigger. Make sure after you're done, you're round. You're clear. You're clear. Yeah. So I was at, I was at Newbie. I wasn't like, it was bad. Like I didn't look like I did this. I don't know anything like that. No, I didn't look like that. No, we just shooting. No, I started. Double trigger. I had my nails. I had my nails pretty bad. That's fine. That's fine. Yeah. You're not pulling the trigger down. I haven't nails made it everything, right? So, so why my Dito? So he's like, my Dito is like, okay, do a round. Do a round, shoot your target. Yeah. So it's like that. And then at the end of the day, at the end, give it to me, right? Yeah. So I'm done shooting my targets. And then there was always like clear. And you have to like shoot a downer up. I forgot what it was. My shot it sideways. It's my shot it sideways. He's like, you'll give me the gun. And then I press. Oh my god. Because he held my hand and it went on the thing. And it was like this. So this is my Dito. This was my thing. Oh my god. And it was like, this. I was like, oh, no. He almost died. Yeah. And I was like, no, no, my fault. He's like, don't worry. Like, good thing I know. I was holding it this way. Because then I asked what the thing. Damn, bro. Yeah. I think he did. That's scary. That's scary. That's actually scary. Yeah. You don't have to that, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not. I'm not. Yeah. I'm not. Yeah. Don't let me touch nothing. Like flash. Yeah. Like a big different story. Yeah. You know, um, they made a movie about this guy. I think his name was like Chris Kyle or something. Oh, I remember. American sniper. Yeah. Yo. So this guy had like one of the most ever, like confirmed the military sniper kills. Oh my god. In history. And then he died not to all of these other snipers I were trying to kill him in the war. Yeah. But a little girl. What? When you went to the gun range. You're teaching a little girl how to shoot and then the little girl accidentally shot him. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When you realize there's so much power. Oh my goodness. It's crazy. One little mess up. It'll fuck you up. It's sad, famed. It's very dangerous though. Like I said before on the barcast. It's so, it's so uncommon here to hear about gun, gun deaths. Yeah. But in the States, because I was talking like all the homies out there. Yeah. It's not uncommon. Like I said, as common as we would hear like a Drake story. Yes. Yes. Exactly. That's sad, bro. Yeah. And especially so I was that big way like three, I mean two weeks ago. And there was, that's in Scarborough like the really bad area of Scarborough. And my friends I was a little bunch of my Scarborough friends. And there was all here. I'm like, wait, there's no holiday. I always, whenever I hear something I was like, is there a holiday? It's a drama boy. Yeah. Literally I was like, is there a holiday? Is there supposed to be fireworks? Yeah. It's a random Wednesday. They're like, oh yeah, that's just got, that's literally just got shot. I'm like, yo, are you guys okay with that? It's like, yo, this is just where we were, we grew up. Yeah. Like this is just, it's infused into us already. Like, that's not us. Just stay away from it. It's just different culture. I'm like, if you're in the jungle and you hear like, yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. You'd be scared of these monkeys that you don't see. Exactly. But if you're there, it's the next two. Yeah. Oh my god. There's only one to tell you about that. What? It's so crazy. I don't know. I don't want to say it on the mark. What is it about? Like that baby said something so crazy. Oh, okay. That baby said something so crazy. Yeah. The amount of pull bad baby has. Did you see when he wrestled? Oh my god. She's trying to make a point and then she goes, what in the movie tarzan? I don't even want to complete this idea. Oh yeah, okay. I'm going to leave it at that. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. I only Josh shared explain. Yeah. Like, yeah, Josh shared with crazy explain. No, but crazy clips. Crazy clips. Oh my god. That's funny. That's it. Oh, wait, there's something I do want to bring up. Okay. Actually. Oh, it's so. So. So we always talked about the simulation theory how everything's coded, right? Everything's like a one and zero. Yeah. So even in that as any software, this uses one one zero is your iPhone uses one zero. That's how it started zero one zero one. I remember. I checked this shit out, fam. Okay. Do you know what the free mason logo actually is? You know how it has like the compass. It's the G, right? It's the G. Yeah, the compass and the compass and then at the bottom is what? What? It's like a ruler. It's so you know those. Yeah, it goes like this. Yeah. So check this out, fam. So it's actually the beginning behind it is supposed to be male and female. So male being a one because obviously like. Yeah. And then a female being a zero because it's, you know, I'm saying. Yeah. Where does life come from? Like the aluminum. Yeah. Because it comes out of the womb. That's what life comes up. Check this out. Bro, the free mason logo uses a compass to make circles. Yeah. And the rectangle. Fucking make lines, bro. So it's just one and zero the whole time. Yeah. It's one and zero is making the code. No, that makes sense because you know all electronics and like, you know, the grids. They look, they look and there's certain cities built like that just because it's like demonic. And it's like, oh, you can, there's certain power created with these patterns. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One and zero. Yeah. What? We should get a guest on here because I know somebody that's a free mason. What? Oh, yeah. I know what you say. I know. That's what I'm trying to into. No, no. That's what I'm trying to. But you can, I'm just, you never know who's a free mason at all because he literally walks around like normal. And I mean, the normal like a, like a hand shake. Because I know this like a handshake. I mean, they don't do a handshake. I was always curious. It was just like one fingers like this. What did you do it? No, because when you shake someone's hand, you could like put one thing on. Oh, yeah. Like a stick. Like tickle. You'll never know. Like you hand shake and then your pinky like draws a G. That's like, what does it go? Yeah. Yeah. Like I doubt you up. And it looks like we're shaking hands. But inside my pinky is like writing a G in your palm. That's how you know you have a, a, a parenthesis. It's like, yo, why you guys? Why you guys shake hands for so long? You're like, wait, wait. And then the guys like, oh, or not a run. Okay. No, but that's real life call them. You know, like, um, you know, like how do you know loops? You know, you know, like, you know how like they have like their own. If anybody else, like does their little dance, like on thing, they'll lily, like try to jump you off, like off campus and stuff like that. Yo, that's every frat. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. And there was a, I see no thing where it's like a military guy started doing the dance. And then they're like, oh, outer respect. Like thank you for, for your service. But the same way you put on that, that uniform. Don't do it. Yeah, the same way is like, we've earned that dance or something like that. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's like your culture is not my gosh. Yeah, exactly. And then my friend was also in a frat at Ryerson. And then he did the most insane things. Like, you know, like the, uh, they would have to, not slap, but like he would go into like, uh, class with like a watermelon or he would have to bring like a kennel up and a watermelon. Wait, why? Just because it's like embarrassment, like just a humiliation. Yeah, prove that you're part of it. I'm like, yo, this stuff still goes on. Like this type of like, um, what is it called? It's not, no, it's not. Oh, hazing. Hazing. Yeah. I'm like, yo, this shit still goes on. Like I thought we were way past that. Didn't, that's been a thing. Yeah, you're 60s. Maybe before that. Yeah, that's how you get in. It's just like boyhood. Yeah. High key. And then into adulthood. I guess. Yeah. Yeah. But it gets weird when it gets too like ritualistic. Mm-hmm. Like cutting your hair. They made him cut his hair. Oh, yeah. They made him like chug a bunch of milk until he threw up on my. Yeah, it's weird. And I think a lot of it, yo, you know what I realized? I looked into the psychology of why people become cooks and dead ass. It's because a lot of them, they're so powerful that they want to feel that they don't have power. And that's what turns them on. It's not so. That's why a bunch of people in Hollywood do that. Yeah, that's what they needed that. Yeah. So he wants to, he wants to see himself out of control. Oh my god. Because he controls so much. Isn't that crazy? That's how you know like, yeah, there's so many shit out there. That's cooked. Yeah. But like to each the own, but still that's just, I don't know. That's wrong. Yeah, because in a way, it's like, yeah, if you don't experience the often shit, I guess that's how you cope. I guess that's their. I have no clue, but I looked into the psychology of it. That's what it is. It's like a lot of those people are big boss CEOs and like really, really powerful people, right? And they want to feel out of control. So and then that's why they, they hired dominatrixes and they like feeling not in power. Yeah, because they're so, yeah, they're so. Oh, you know what I was that my friend sent me that was really creepy. She told me to tell this on the pod, but recently she had a random WhatsApp, like person, send pictures of her on her phone. That's what I'm like, so imagine you're holding your phone like this and like, they would send that to you. Oh, no, that's crazy. That's crazy. And then I searched some more of it and I'm like, oh, are there more like phone hacking is going around. And then there was this lady, I seen the story where she said, don't sleep with your phone on a dock, like facing you. Yeah, because they could be smiling. Exactly. Yeah. And when she woke up to like a mic sound and it was like the guy coughing and then she looked at it. And then when she picked up her phone, imagine just two eyes looking at you. It was like an airplane on her phone. Oh, my God. And then she moved her, her, her face away on the mic. It said, wait, come back. Oh, my God. And then I think she just completely broke her phone because she was like, what now? Fuck this. That's crazy. Yeah. Bro, I heard, I heard that those type of hacks, you wouldn't even know you have. You wouldn't even know. There's no way to tell because you've probably clicked a link in the future and they're still trying to get to you until they want to use it. You know what I mean? Damn, bro. But you want to do that. Yeah. It's just like some sick people out there that want, I don't know, yeah, In vision or privacy. And then I did another, this one's like kind of funny. But it's like the person didn't know that they were getting streamed on that person's phone. And then they were waiting for that person to like log into their Google. But the person was looking at the guy on like on the website like this waiting for her. And then like the guy was looking at her while she was looking at the guy. Oh, Yeah. Yeah. It was like pranking. Yeah. It's like trolling it. That's my route. Wait, why is I'm, why am I on that screen? We're like trolling your back. Yeah. And then he was like the Mark Rober thing where he like goes against the scammers. Yeah. And then he scams the scammers. He doesn't scam the scammers, but he like infiltrates their whole system. Oh, okay. Oh, I know who you are. I know exactly who you are and says like the whole name. Yeah. How's Priya doing beside you? Oh, yeah. And then he's like the camera. Yeah, like through the security camera. Damn. I thought you were pranking us. So I was at a stay-cals recently. Yeah. And then RJ says to me this text. He's like, yo, the door was wide open. And then he's like, wait, what? And then he's like, oh, the camera, the main camera and the PC is gone. I'm like, wait, no, no, this has to be fake, fam. And so my first one was like, okay, what? My first I was probably just carloast trolley because he's moving out anyways. Yeah. So he's taking shit with him. And he's like, no, no, no, blah, blah. And I'm like, yo, and I'm on a date. And my girl's like, yo, what the fuck is going on? Oh, I know he did. What? He ate the photo. No, he didn't. He didn't. He was like, oh, what? He was like, I'm going to get a lesson because someone left the door open. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck? Why are you getting robbed? But the first thing that came to mind was like, oh, help my room. It's still good. But it's still like that. Like, hope he didn't go upstairs. So like that because I'm a lot of shit in my room. But then I kind of calm down because obviously I have home insurance. Still like that. But like, holy fuck. Like that feeling of, you know what I mean? Like, almost getting things. Crazy. I'm like, this definitely just carloast trying to prank us. No, I would have, I would have pranked them. Yes, you would. I was like, crazy. And one was like, you would send cops to my room talking about you. Now it's always curious though. I was always, now that one's safer. You have to do it to other people, fam. Telling your business. No, I think oh shit. No, I think we'll be funny though. Yeah. Like if I were to get one of the homies and then prank them. Just it up. Prank them into like a, what do you call it? The terrieration thing. Yeah. Like, I want to see if they would give up on your home. I'm so curious now. I'm so curious. I'm so curious under pressure. Who would crack and who wouldn't crack. Now we already know who's crack. I'm actually mad. It's obvious. It's obvious. It's obvious, it's obvious, bro. Like if we could put homies in a simulation. Just like litmus tested like. Yeah. Is broken a slide for me or is gonna, you know. Yeah. I feel like, yo, you can do that soon with like the VR and the simulation stuff. You can definitely just put the, yo, put this on real quick. Let me test if you're real, fam. You know what I guess so freaking scary. Yeah. When you could like straight up plug someone into like a simulation against their own will, fam. What do you mean against? I just like knock you on it like all you would say. Oh, you're like, you're like, you think right here. No, you're not. And you think right here or the thing. And I unplug you. She's but as they. Now you're on one of the spot. Yes. That's it. We did on desk. I come from. What are we talking about? You know, but that'll be crazy, fam. Yeah. Because I remember in cyberpunk. That's what happened. They have these things called be these are like brain dances. And they could like plug you in to a simulation or play out something that you think is real. So what if it gets so advanced that it's almost like a, like a chip or something. I might just like injecting someone that goes straight into their, their nervous system. Yo, you could straight up like change someone's whole reality right there. That's just like the red lamp theory. What's a red lamp? Like a, if you, you know, oh, no, no, no. Yeah, like if you're, you know, you're in a simulation. If you see like, there was a guy who saw a lamp that was red, but it was like moving and stuff like that. And then he went close to it and then woke up. Oh, what was that? That's what lily like, oh, if you get knocked out, put in simulation. There's a, there's going to be something weird that lets you know you're in a simulation. And then maybe that's you waking up like, oh, I'm coming back from my knockout. Why is it moving? Why is that break like moving weird? I mean, do you have a, you have like a, a totem, a totem? So an inception, you're supposed to have a totem to make sure you're not dreaming? Oh, like a, like a signal. Yeah. What am I saying? No, I'm not. No, it's supposed to be this. I don't know. I shake your head and rate a G. Yo, next time you die, me. Yo, why you touch me like that? Okay, wait, if you had a, if someone, wait, why is it G free Mason doesn't have G in it? Yeah. Oh, yeah, wait. Free Mason. It's the free Evans. No, stop, stop, stop. You know what, basically, actually, thing though, huh? You know, my, my basement's actually like, it has that G. I told you that before, right? You should look behind you. Yeah, I know. Like, look behind the wall. What if it's like, yo, you had some breaks and the breaks like going. It opens up. Oh shit, it ran out of space. No, it's a fuck. What the fuck? Seven times all those spread ticket when we could just move on this for free. Wait, what the fuck? That's funny though. No, who don't want to be charging seven hundred dollars? Really? Really get that video? I don't know. It was on this. Wait, how are you watching that right now? Wait, did you have, those are like the fake, those are the fake Filipino glasses that you just. Yeah, that's funny, bro. Yeah, I was making YouTube videos. I never made YouTube videos, man. I was scared to look at that. I was so scared of the issue. My mom said, stay away. Stay away. You're actually on one side. That's what Karate goes. Karate goes. Karate goes. Karate gets blocked. What are they gonna premiere for Karate? Karate kid four. Your first off. Karate kid wasn't even Karate. Did you bag that? What do you mean? They didn't learn Karate in the Jaden Smith Karate kid. They learned Kung Fu. Oh yeah. Right? They just used Karate. It wasn't even Karate kid. It should have been the Kung Fu kid. No, no, no, no. They, they fake in the tournament. They faced man that learned Karate. They learned Kung Fu bro. They learned Kung Fu didn't have enough budget today. So they had, the Karate had more budget. I think Karate's Japanese. Karate Japanese. Kung Fu is kind of. Kung Fu kid sounds way crazier too. You're not saying what? Yo, but they wanted to use Jackie Chan. But they just wanted to use like the title of Karate kid. Oh. It was not Karate at all bro. Yeah, it was really the whole movie wasn't supposed to not talk about Karate bro. Yeah. Let's talk about facing your fears. Leave those right things. Just the next thing of the Asian stuff. They could have came out with the Kung Fu kid out of the fine. Yeah, no, maybe you can run that off. You can make your own. The more tired. No, that's not a good roll. It is not real. It's the reason why I start, you know, like in Jiu Jitsu, like you're always on the mat and it's all sweaty. Like I realize I can't do Jiu Jitsu unless I get my ear thing cut out. Why? Because imagine sweat goes in my ear and there's man touching my ear and then that little bit. Oh man, you guys. So the man's have theories that it was about my ear and you guys were right because there was like a big, when I was wearing the bandaid, there was a big bolts that came out of my hand. But the neural link surgery, it happens is the fucking thing. It's sore. It gets sore and then swells, right? I think no chip, bro. I would become way smarter out. What the hell happened? I took the wrong chip, bro. No, you should have played on the, you think, yo, I got this shit in my ear. You're so smart, man. Like I can hear voices now. No, she can't. I can see through walls. No. Bro, I'd be telling people that. What? Like if I had a surgery, I'd be like, yo, I got the chip early fan. Like they wanted one of the conspiracy theories. That's bulls and that's bulls and that's bulls and that. They'll be hilarious though. What? If you convince people, that'd be cool. But then now, yo, with great power comes great responsibility. Then you're gonna have CIA coming after you because there's gonna be title tailors, you know what I mean? I had like an ongoing joke with, uh, I don't know if I told you this. I had a joke with my sister. Yeah. I can't fucking say it on the fuck out. I can't even say it on the white guy. That's why, bro. No one's gonna listen to this. No, I can't. I can't. It's like sensitive. Yeah. Yeah. But it's so funny. Oh, yeah. I'll tell you another story. Anyway, anyway, it's something. Anyway, it's something. I mentioned this before. Okay. We were gonna prank my little cousin. Yeah. And pretend like we had, we're gonna gaslight her into pretending that we had like a like a otte. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's so easy to do now. Oh, yeah. - I could AI that shit and get all their family photos added with a sister, and it was just a mandal. She was living in the Philippines like, you never saw her. - Oh my God, crazy thing, what if so you AI this person into your family and then she sees, 'cause I think AI with faces specifically, they take features from people around the world. So it's not just Ryan, I'm like, a person could actually look like that. - Yeah, yeah. - Remember there's a trend going around, oh, do the one that generate a girl that suits me, beside me. Imagine you see the AI thing, and then you see that girl in real life. Imagine the person that you prank sees that Aote in real life. He said, wait, wait, wait, guys, I see her. Hold on, yeah, you're the one I can get in front. I know I can get in front. - Yeah, hold on. - You thought, yeah, you thought. - No, she could reverse the prank on me. Like how? - Oh, I was in the mall and ran into your Aote. - Crazy. - And it's an AI. - Oh, straight up picture of him. - That would be so trippy though. Like, if someone pulled that prank on me, why did we have that? - Why did we have that? - Shit. - Holy fuck. - That would be like a pit of me Mandela effect. - What? - A relative that you didn't know you had. That happens all the time. - You don't mean Alistair, it wasn't? - No. - No, I couldn't even lie about it. - I'm laughing too much. - I'm laughing too much about it. - Yeah, yeah. - I was like, not at all, but when you lie, you just go quiet right after. You're like, oh, you know what, blah, blah. - You tried not to make so much emotion, but the non-emotion tells. - Yeah, silence speaks more. - 100%. - Yeah. - That's how it just made a question. And you made that face. (laughing) And you made that face all the way. - No, because I'm not trying to laugh. - Yeah, you made that face a lot. - I'm not trying to laugh. Especially when men's come to you with like non-valid points, you just, and then you wait for your turn to speak. - Yo, the wise men once said nothing at all. - Nothing at all, yeah. - That's it. - Shadow Aubrey. - Oh, there was a Drake Lattera's like, I don't know who's gonna be. - I would be under your breasts like, peace and rights. - No, no, no, no. (laughing) Yo, that's the hardest verse I heard you do. Drake said, I would be under your breasts like, peace and rights. - Under your breasts, oh, 'cause chicken breasts? - Like, you know when you get, when you get jerk chicken, you have peace and rights underneath your breasts? Yo, that's hard. That's low-key tongue. - No, no, no, there's another one. - Brose a bullet, fam. - No, I'm a little Shakespeare, 'cause you don't play right? - Well, what was yours? No thoughts, so I'll be a bitch. - Chil, chil, chil, chil. We don't have to put that one out there. - Chil. - No, it was like, I don't know who's gonna be with me to the end, so I guess I'll make it to, I don't know, baby. - Oh, it's, um. - But there was a bar before that, too. - I got you, I got you, I got you. I know it, I know it. - I have the archive. - I know what it is. You gotta wait 'til it's dark to see who's really which is, as I'm sure like that. - It is like, I don't know what, oh, no, fuck, man. Fuck, it's, I really, I really reposted this. - Boo. (laughing) - Oh, it's a needle. - No, man. - Yo, this guy's a loozy fan. (laughing) - Boo. - This guy listens to NetSpend. - Yo, Chil. - Tomato. (laughing) - To at least there's a guy in the fucking hat. No, it was that side of him. (laughing) So the fans, when they don't, when we go to like meet and reeds, and they're like, oh, bubble a NetSpend. I listen to everything though. - Okay, but, the part you take, I part take, but I don't indulge. (laughing) - Yeah, I'm like, I'm not fucking like, I'm not, yeah. Like, I'll take part like, yo, let me try that. - Let me try that. - But I'm especially impressed with sports, so we went to Chucks, and then, like, you know, 'cause I was not into it, so like, he's like, yo, tell me a theory, he's like, oh, what is sports? What about sports? (laughing) But then, there's the guy. - I didn't say like, no, no, I was like, but then the guy was like, oh, see, that guy knows what he's talking about, because I knew that theory. So at least there's some man that you don't know that will fill that void, because like, what? (laughing) No, you didn't know me, yo. So I came out, what theory? - I didn't say like that. - No, I came out like that. - That's not true. - No, that's not true. - Don't tell no sports here to Carlos. (laughing) - No, no, they come out like that. That's the number one thing. Carlos, that's the thing. - They just come out like that. - What, no. - They come out like that, man. Reliance, they did it, they did it. I was really like, no, I don't know. Like, I don't know. Tell me, they're like, what? (laughing) - Yeah, I tried to do my best of my actions, like that, man. - No, it's not. - Yes, it's not. - That's mean. I don't be mean like that. Yo, there was a tech talker, he was like, oh, man, I should have sent you, I'll really play it to you. A tech talk? No, no, it was about Marty's Supreme. So he was like, is this play about me? (laughing) And I'll, I'll go with it. - God. (laughing) - I'm really like, I'm just like, (laughing) - What's up, what's up, what's up? - It's a thing really good at me. I have a podcast. (laughing) - Yo. - Yo. - Yo. - Wait, what's up, Mark? (laughing) (laughing) - But I have, I've been feeling good at ping-pong. I have a podcast. - What, no. - Dude, that's like glitch in the nature, man. - Dude, specific. Dude, specific. - How to weird it's wrong. - Does he have a bug out? - No. - Why did he make that? - I don't know, I don't know. - What do you think? (laughing) - It was meant to see you, man. - I don't wanna see that shit. - No, I don't. - It's too real, it's too real. - We're getting too real. - I'm in, I'm in. - Rapinole. - Rapinole. - What did he go say? - What did he say? - No, I remember he did jacked at me. - Like, are we gonna rap it all, rap it all day? - Oh yeah, rap it all day. - No, no, it's Joe Biden. - Yeah, yeah, rap it all day. - Yeah, rap it all day. - Like, we just rap it all day. (laughing) - And Miko's gotta play this. - Yeah. - What? - Fire, no. (laughing) - You got the answer. - I remember watching a documentary in ASAP, like people are throwing bottles at them. And they're like, "Don't know their bottle." And then, like, as we said, that boom, we threw it. All of ASAP jumped to the crowds. - We're beating the guys. - Oh my God. - Yeah, but the fact that like, it's so cool to see like a group, just come together as one. That was like a club scenario, like, oh, all of us as a union. We don't get to fight off them, you know what I mean? Together, you know? So that's such a cool feeling, like, just banging out with your bros. You never got to do that before. - Never, bro. That's why when it finally came, I'm like, "Wow." - This kind of-- - Have you been in the street fight? - No. I just backed that. - No, never. I've been like, I've seen a lot, but I've never been in one. Damn, bro. - Yeah. - Maybe she'd like hit it one just so we could say you got it all. - The only one that I've ever-- - The goffin video goffin video, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, obviously. But the only one I've ever been in when we went camping, we used to do fights. And that's this one, I think I told it this before, but the reason why I got in Tyco and Doe, 'cause I got knocked out by my cousin, because he did like a spinning hook kick randomly. Like we were actually just fighting. Spinning hook kick and my whole world went like this. - Oh wow. - And then right after that, I'm like, oh, I can never happen again. Like, I want to learn something. - Yeah, I want to learn something. - Yeah, I'm not a menist. - I'm not a menist. - That's what he's doing. - You see the one we did of TikTok, Kesha. - Wake up in the morning. - Oh, I don't know what it's like to be here. - You don't call me maybe, still. - You don't call me me, yeah. - Yeah, in "Grid with Lodge". - You were too broke for that. - Yeah, I know that. - Yeah, I actually never been to "Grid with Lodge". - Never. - Never. - Oh, yeah, you did. - Never as a kid. - Yeah, yeah. - I always wanted to go. - I was a swimmer. - Yeah, I would have loved it. - I would have loved it. - You know what I mean? I had those two though. Those are like, don't even exist. They don't exist. What do they do? I haven't seen these. I've never seen though. Yeah. I should get like the woman on that box, tat it. That's fire. We have getting that shot. That's nice. There's nice luck. Or did you know the sleepy time tea with the bear? Oh, the bear like this. Oh, that's fire. That's a satire. Oh my god. The sleepy time tea tap with the bear in the cozy hat and shit. Yes. Yeah. No. They fucking fire in Asian groceries. What? Sleepy time. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's that's another thing. That's a lot of fuck. I will wrap it up there. Thank you guys for watching episode of Jumper Jump Park. Yes, make sure to comment, like, subscribe, all that good stuff. Make sure to go down to a Spotify Apple all stream platforms. Download this episode. You love it guys. And if you made it to the very end of the video, Gavin, tell them what they should say. Comment down if you went to Cedar Park or you went to Grave of Flodge. No, it was make a word. I want to keep word like comment. T line pie fire. Yeah, comment that shit. I don't know about this is