Ep. 267 - The Optimal Way to Uber

(upbeat music) - Call me crazy. I think a 40 minute difference makes the dump win. - Can I say a five minute dump implies he cares. - Where's the line? - He pushed it out. - Where's the line? - What is it? - Consider it a dump. - Ten minutes maybe. - At what point is the dump? - Now, stalling time. - All I did was a waste of time. - I took a dump, I bidaid, I wiped once, and that was, I didn't spend time in there. - I think there's no timeline. I think if you pulled your phone out, I think you lose. - I mean, I'm gonna pull my phone out while I'm shitting. - But you have to, you know, you're not allowed to if you're in a rush. - There is a period of time where you can phone for sure. - I don't know if there is. - Guy who, you know what? Sorry, what is it? What did Lakewood want to say? - She's just firing on everybody right now. - I'm not firing, I'm literally firing on Ludwig 'cause I made a face. - Lakewood, Lakewood, Lakewood making face and firing. Anyone notice that? - It was fun, I made a face. And I was firing on one man who got mad that I made a face. - Are we recording? - Okay. - I got mad that I made a, he got mad that I made a face. I don't think it's crazy to make a face. It's funny to make a face. - Also, you could have ignored it, nothing happens. - I'm defending your face. - You could have ignored it. - I think that would never work on you. - You could just not see it, right? I made a face. - There was a world you ignored it. - Yeah, there was a world he didn't see the face. Nothing happens. - If so many people-- - It's for you. - I'd be hitting the face better, I wouldn't have been mad. - How you want me to hide my face? - Yeah, the face is loud, it was a loud face. - We are planning something that has consequences for him. - Yes, it's true. - And he doesn't know that yet, but it's fair for him. - That's true. - I didn't consider that. - The grander scheme, it's fair for him to make it. - I didn't. - Vindicated. - You might be vindicated. - You're vindicated on the idea that you accept the punishment. - What is a punishment? - What is this? - It's slimes, I've named it. It's slimes penance. - What are you doing? - We're doing a company retreat this week. For who? - The company that this office is in. - Okay. - This is the company. - Exempt. - Exempt. - A little further. - A little fucked up. - I would-- - Can I say? - What are you exempt from the determines more denied? - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - For him, exempt for you denied for him. - More fucked up. I'd rather be exempt. - I know. - Yeah, well, exempt comes from within. - That's the thing. - I've just been such a good boy all year. I would assume I could hang out with Radsteads in the, I don't know. - But the company retreats. - I'm exempt from Christmas and the costaboney to experience with you. - What are the Hara? - No shit. - What are the Hara? - Okay. - We're all finding the Hara. - We're getting dumped for Christian. - Yeah. - Really cheaper down there. - And all hands on deck, Christian, hair system. - 2000 follicles. - Yeah, I'm following a Hara swap 2000 follicles. - We all 13 on it. - It takes a long time. - They all, they let you up to 15 people in the room to cheer. - Yeah. - Well, it goes so sweet. - But it has to be in Spanish. So we're now we have a crash course. - So every follicle is like. - Yay. - Yay. - Yup. - Imagine that she doesn't time. - Kelbee cries and gets his done. Like, Christian's getting chemotherapy. (laughing) - We all lift our beanies. We fall. - We fall. - Imagine a beautiful like mosaic of a skull with all different hair follicles, thickness colors from every employee. - We gave our hair. - Don't need it. - Yup. - You all need to just hold your head. - Oh, put Aiden's in the back. Put Aiden's back here, man. - So, so. - We have our company trip. - I wanted to do a scavenger hunt. - It's not like what I like at Latin. - It's like what I like. - For real? - No. - Okay. - But I wanted to do a scavenger hunt. And I, I, Tess Aiden was coming up with it. He comes back with me. He comes up with one of the scavengers hunting items is slime's penance. - To find my penance? - It's a pay, it's, you have to pay the toll. - You, in a way, you have to pay the penance. - And like, but I'm not on the grounds of the subject here. - No, so every group is going to find an outfit that you have to wear. - Okay. - And we'll vote. And one person will win. And you have to wear that outfit. - They choose. - Okay. - Like, wear it to the yard? - Yeah. - Yes. - Yeah, a Guadalajaran outfit. - That's slime off to wear. It's a fented Guadalajaran. - Don't wait, wait, wait. Everyone is hunting for an outfit for me to wear on the yard, which is only takes place in this office, exempt from the office, and has nothing to do with mogul moves as a company. Yet, and I'm not even there at the grounds of Guadalajaran. - We're not, we're not, and divided. - No. - And we're not, I'm exempt. You're not divided. - Not divided. - I'm not even being on here. - There's one of these super clear because you're saying this is what you want. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - I'm exempt from Christmas. You're not allowed to go to Christmas. - Yes. - Exactly. - It was all, and it just to be clear, all this is happening. I have, I'll be at home jacking off. - Or whatever you're gonna do. - Yeah. - But you'll be watching Liam jacking off. - Jacking off. - Roping. - Rope. - Okay. - Yeah. - But you have incorporated, I deserve to be paid for this. - Oh, interesting. - You were using my life to see my life. - Interesting. - Yeah, breaks this out. - Right. - Because the logic behind this is my IP. - This is my IP. - Long ago. Long ago. - Uh-huh. - 'Cause the yard pays rent. - It's true. - At the mobile office. - Yeah. - The yard pays, I think, you know, like $2,500 for this studio space right here a month, two mobile moves. And a long time ago, we had discussion where we were planning out all the desks in the room. - Oh my god. - We were planning to make, had postured the idea. - They thought it. - They thought it. - They thought of everything. - You guys paid rent for the desks. And which was eventually vetoed. Which was eventually, which was eventually turned away. - I guess, my will. - Because Nick, that's our influence. (laughing) - They can't help but be influenced by our mind control. - And that's where slimes, and that's where slimes penance comes from. Because rent was never paid. - It's an annual fee. - And the annual fee is that the mobile moves employees get to vote on an outfit that they pick for you, but they have to, and I would argue that you might be asking, why does Nick have to do this? And is he exempt? And I was like, I'm exempt, he's exempt, and there's an additional layer of penance. For all the farting and the talking in the back of Kelby's meetings, that's happened over the years. - No! - Hopefully. - That I didn't even answer why I don't have to do it. It's just more why you have to do it. - Yeah. - There's an absence of Nick farting behind Kelby during the presence of me improving the space. - Yeah. - Do the exact opposite of me. - The opposite of mine is zero. It's, I'm coming in on the weekend and doing HVAC. - Zibrik, can you look at Guadalajara and Boi? - I don't even get any fucking HVAC. - An additional outfit. - Traditional Guadalajara. - Guadalajara, Guadalajara. - Guadalajara and Boi in traditional outfits. - It is, but because the airport, the airport for the area is Monterey, and every time I look it up, it gives you the Monterey in Mexico first. Like literally every single time. - As they should. - Wait, so, but because of my penance of being in this office all the time, this is the penance, and so my IP is essentially being leased out for the space of the desk and the privilege of being in this office during non-yard hours. - Yeah. - It's licensed. - This is unfortunately all in the books. I hate to say it. They thought of everything. - They thought of everything they have you cornered. - Mother fucker, well done gentlemen. - You're gonna look good. - But I can't make a face during their meeting. - You know, and it's still 1984. - Mm-hmm. - And again, I was a proface. - I was a proface. Meeting taking place. - Anti-face. - Five, maybe three feet in front of you. - Anti-face. - It's in front of me and you at the laptop. - You lick snooze. (laughing) - You did? - I think fucking company retreat nonetheless. (laughing) - I wasn't even on the scavenger hunt man. - It's just gonna happen. - Yeah, I was a second item. - Lick snooze. (laughing) - Sounds like you sniss at the company retreat. - Well guys, we got all the business out of the way. Let's start the podcast. (laughing) - Did we get to start rolling? (laughing) - Nothing to talk about. - Today's the fucking, today's honestly, we should be able to phone it in. Phone what in? - This whole podcast. - We should be able to phone it. - It's Labor Day. - Oh. - The day, it's a day for laborers to enjoy time off. - When are podcast predecessors fought? - For the right to have this day off. - To hold a sure SMS. - When Joe Rogan fought the left for the right to be able to podcast. - Yes. - Oh wow. - He said he'd be able to stay Labor Day off. - And he earned this right for all of us. 'Cause I bet Andrew Wilson's not fucking potting right now. - No, I'm not today. Well, we remember those who potted before us. We remember when we beat France's ass in World War II, we potted over their corpse. - What happened? - We remember when we beat France's ass in World War I, we potted over their corpses. - Yeah. - And the electric pods. - A great divorce is gonna come. - Eh? - For who? - For us. - For us. - Why is that? - I was come town, you know come town. - Of course. - I'm familiar. - You've heard of it. - I've heard of it. - But I was off for this. - The whole town? - There's a whole town of Comemen. And they had the pod and then Nick Mullen. - Yeah. - One on Stov's show. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There's great animosity amongst the audience. - Really? - Amongst the Compton audience. They've all divided and picked a dad. And they hate the other dads, and when they succeed, they've all divided and picked one dad and they all picked Nick. No, no, no, no. I think so. I mean, Stav's fans are because he's actually famous now. He has like new fans. Sure. But I think they're also probably sad. Adam's fans are Nick fans who just have not unsubscribed, and they, and they comment things like Adam Yurgay. Yeah. Where's Nick Mullin? I mean, at the Nuremberg trials, they're like the Adam Yurgay, they're like the people who still make pink guy jokes and the comment section of judging the soldiers still fighting the horses. Yeah. That's exactly the same thing. Do you know he fought for 17 years? He fought 17 years after the war ended. Yeah. He kept fighting. He had something to prove. He never forgot December 1941, but anyway, when Aiden leaves, there's going to be a great divorce. And everyone's got to choose which father they want. And I've been doing a little bit of research, R&R, and D, R&D, R&D, R&R, and also D. And I found out the most popular kill because I ask every time I go, we already know. Sure, really. We already know. Who do you think it is nowadays? How do you call it? How do you cut the breasts? You said you found out the most popular kill like you did all the data. I've literally led in the data the entire time. Well, you have to also take into consideration the venue in which Ludwig is asking these people and the person they're answering it to, because I think if I ask them, I get different answers than Ludwig would get in the same. Mydinger's fuck Mary Kill. My guest is Ludwig. I don't think they'd say it to his face. I think they would be because they just already get enough of him. This is all they get of the rest of us. It's true. It's the Mario. It's the Mario fallacy. Yeah, but you can't kill Mario because it says Mario. Can't kill Mario because then what's the game called? Just card party because then it's because then it slimes mansion and he's scared. You guys want to play tennis later? Yeah. That make fucking sense. Well, who is it? Ludwig. Oh, it's me. No. No way. No. It's me. We ran the poll on Mogul money like a like six months ago and what's the data? Is this German fans because I can, I get that. It was. It was about 13 Germans and I think it was, I think it was 11 Nick slayers in Germany. And yeah, they were all killing Nick zero for eight and zero for me. And I did ask the follow up. I go, is it because you're scared to say me because I'm here. And they went no, no, I would never be scared to make some sort of this in Germany. I think this is the one country this holds up in. The one country where the fan would absolutely say to your face that Ludwig, I would kill you. Yeah, I think they're German and they're they they're all right in Germany. So this probably makes sense. You probably met like 13 of them. Yeah. Yeah. Games calm. Yeah. Games calm. They're out and about and two for you. Two, two slimes. Two slimes. And zero. They're dating around with you guys, but he was not around the eight in Ludwig yard. Oh, it's a meeting. It's a meeting. It's a meeting. You need to be present. You know what? You just see all the glue me with them. Hey, no faces. Oh, no, no. You make a face. You don't know the episode. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're watching a meeting. Call it. Welcome to the meeting. Episode five. What can I say? It's my European sensibilities. It's kind of like the office. Oh. How do you find it? No way. Bring it back up. Oh, I wonder why all the German fans are like this. You're like, what? Even Ludwig's like not in the show. Not in the show. Do this later. And Ludwig is saying that's right. Good. No. I like what you're doing in the middle. I don't think that's a that's right. Me and Ludwig when we go to games gone. They're doing it. He was a dead. He's wearing knee pads. Yeah. It's actually. That's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. Like raw color scheme and also the utility of the pants. Maybe the worst outfit. And Ludwig is wearing camo basically. Yeah. Why are you guys? Why are you guys larping as fucking battle soldiers? Why don't we do an episode? Well, the plan's different. If this was an episode of someone else's show, I would be. I would find every reason to be like these guys weren't joking. Yeah. Yeah. All of drab knee pads pants and the other guys wearing camo. Why is he knee pads pants? I can't think of a fucking good reason. He was wearing him for like four episodes and he kept saying it's because of L.S. And I don't know what the fuck Doug and Ain't shocked due to him. Dude, I think. Oh, God. Oh, God. Sweetheart. Are you okay? Sweetheart. Have you been. Have you been sucking it for money? Like when we found you? Did you return to the old days? Did you want for Hill Boulevard? When I started this show. When I started this show over there. They said they made a whole thing about how it's going to be a safe space. And how they're not going to be mean to me. Like you guys. It was like a whole. Yeah. It was a point. This went away within the first two episodes. Because it's contagious, Hayden. You understand you're a magnet for. Your body is fucking a dick thing. I've been the lightning rod in every group for my entire life. Yeah, but you also are a guy who fucking stands like this in thunderstorms. And then you wonder why. I think I think I'm uniquely capable of tanking. You know what he is? He's a dex tank. He doesn't have a high HP or whatever. He's just a high dex. And he dodges a lot. This is not hitting him actually. I would say what happened in younger groups is if it wasn't me. Usually that person would have a point where like I don't like. I don't want you to be mean to me anymore. They would break to the other people. They would break. So if it wasn't me to be get with, it would go to me. And I fucking don't break. So everybody else breaks, but you bend, don't break. I'm mostly bad. I would say I'm mostly bad. Sometimes he breaks. And when someone like Hayden breaks, you're like, oh, so fair. You're like, hey, you know what? Good shit. It's okay. In my high school friend groups, the way it kind of went was like, someone would be like, you're fucking nerd. And you'd be like, well, your mom's fat. And then you'd both have to be like, okay. And then you'd like turn to the third guy and be like, well, you're a bitch. And he wouldn't know what to say. And then you guys, it's a silent agreement. Oh, it's this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we just do this guy. I love the idea of Hayden's friend. Hayden's in a big friend group in like high school or something. And he's getting dogs on every day. But then a new guy comes and he's in a wheelchair. And he's like, oh, my God. Thank you. Oh, fuck. Finally. Oh, it didn't happen last week. Last week, it was like insane is we're sitting. We're about to start recording LS. And then I think I bumped the table with like both legs on accident. And Doug, like in the most genuine way possible says, oh, my God. Is there an earthquake happening right now? But the moment he started saying this sentence, atriak had stood up and started walking the other side of the room. Yeah, it's perfect. I think it's like choked laughing. It's like throwing the floor. And I've never seen Brandon more mad about a fat joke. Because Doug said it was all the sincerity of a real earthquake. Yeah, yeah. So it was this beautiful collision of circumstances. Did I tell you about the diner thing? No. Could we go to the diner? They ran into damn eggs. That's what they call atriak when he comes to do it after. It's the diner. It's the diner. We go to the diner. And he's been, he's trying to be on a health craze. He gets, yeah, he gets meals delivered. From oners. From oners. I'm doing it too. Yeah, fuck his oners. The fuck sweetest boy Aiden keeps. Yeah. I brought him home. Right, right, right. He's you're testing him out. Yeah, he could gruel and, and herring. Is this the slug you left it up? Is a fan cooking your food? Yes. Oners. Non-binary day-them cooks genuinely, mostly fish. Catches them themselves. You were going to get mercury poisoning? You were going to get a air tag in your liver. Do you remember the fan that got ever dreamed this man tattooed on their, on their. Oh. It's oner's hour. It's oner's hour. He's an OG. And oner's, it was so oner's first time they dropped the meal up. Is oner's, non-binary? No, I just made, I was making up a fake oners that lived in your house. It smells like cabbage. Now you're back to the real oner. Oner's comes over to my apartment. This is the first time he's been there. He's going to kill you. And he drops off the meal train. It's funny he fixes the first time he's been there. It's funny. It's funny. Because the context on paper, yeah, so a fan got a tattoo in my face. And so I invited him to hang out. This is the most Aiden thing on paper. Hey, cook him up. I like him. You know, he knew right where the sink was? Bro, that's going to be a Dan Curry Barker film. He gives me the wheels. I really like my cap. Really like it. It is the end. So weird. He's everywhere. We kind of reached his law in the conversation. And he's just, you know, can I say, this is crazy right now. Like, I'm here and I have a tattoo of you on my leg. I feel like it's important for me to acknowledge that. And I was just like, yeah, I mean, fucking you made food. Like, that's fine. I got a dog bowl here for you in this corner. You can sleep in. You live with me forever. You're my familiar now. You're my intangible familiar with no spells or abilities or anything. And now when Aiden walks, just get row honors walks behind him. And sometimes he casts him. He flings out. and he comes back, it's much like Aure's cue. It just passes through them and does J, which based on the distance. (laughing) Cool. So that's your life, that's crazy. So I can chastise my life and how I live my life. Anders is literally like in your snitch. I live a good and happy life. See the difference between you, it's like my life is the J.B. He's happier with more Pokemon. Dude, one of my funniest moments from the CS marathon is when slime reads out that chat message, that's like, hey guys, it's my birthday. I wish you all good luck at my birthday, like a toast or whatever. And slime is like crashing out. He's like, what? Like you've toasted to us and love just cuts you off, dude. Thanks for the toast, man, we need to look. And Josh is like, yeah, man, I really appreciate that. Guy, I don't know your name. And slime's like, no, no, no. No. It's like Paul Dana, this is like Paul Dana in the Batman movie. Yeah. And no one is hopping on this. I'm just sitting there. I think I had like a bad game or something because I'm just sitting there like this. I'm just listening to all you do it because in any other world, I'm on his side. I'm like, what are you making you toast to us? No, I get it. It's funnier if everyone just says W that guy and I'm the only one going crazy alone. W that guy. W. He told you took the time to toast. That's actually really serious. The guy who toasted, if you want to give making meals a crack and come to my apartment, just let me know. Do you want to fucking crack me? Just let me know. Just come over, dude. Just feed me. All fans, feed Aiden. Sweepstakes, welcome. Slime, what are you? What is it? Oh, I'm making dinner. What do you mean you're making dinner? I'm making dinner for us. This is how I make dinner. Is your witch assistant? Yeah, this is my witch assistant. Hey, say what I tell you, be polite. Say hello. I don't know what that is, but I came over because you said something that was high protein. Yeah, it's high protein. It's got, I mean, I'm looking at the bag of 27 essential vitamins and minerals, no artificial sweeteners, colors, flavors. What are you saying? What are you saying? What's you? Wait, you craft fuel right here and it's made with children. She says that a lot. It's her thing. We got it in the case. What I tell you about children? Shut up. Shut up. You'd be a good witch. You promised me a heel and it's H-U-E-L. Yeah, H-U-E-L. And it has 40 grams of protein and it's in this bottle and a vitrinka is going to taste good and give up. Do I have to come to you for the brew every time? Is there like a grab and go? Well, I mean, if you live here and you enjoy the art and you enjoy the pockets of joy being with your friend and his witch friend, yes, you have to come here. But there's bottles available. It's 35 grams of protein, seven grams of 500, $5 a meal. If you do the bottle system, I like to do it this way. You promised me we would add a kiss at this time. Is the witch being re-- Is that a real witch? I can't decide that she tastes good. I'm not going to lie. This is my first time having it. This is the black edition that's ready to drink. This shit was kind of good. You know, you don't need to sit there. Like, I prepare this. You guys think it'll take a while. It's going to be done two seconds. I mean, how much am I roughly spending every time I eat fuel for my meal? Probably under $5 a meal. Under $5? Yes, that's crazy. For 40 grams, that's really good. It's really good. It's really good. It's handcrafted by two witches. It's a local business. If you want to support your local witches, can I have a little lick of your-- Yeah, it's almost done. It's almost done. Is it ready? Ah, yes. It's almost done. Oh, wow. What does it taste like? Anyway. How does this taste like? Which-- how about you go on and read the call to action? This is what it looks like. It's easy, bro. I'm living a time off of to make healthy eating simple. Get killed today with my exclusive offer of 15% off online. But don't check what's inside. Get killed with your hottest heel.com chat with me. You can check what's inside. I can't find a check with you. You EL.com/theon. New customers only. Thank you to you for partnering in supporting us, bro. I just put it like full stop just for everyone at home. Kids are no kids in this. In this one right now? Don't answer this. Go back to the episode. So honors the chef that Aiden lives with now. That's how to do them. And he makes meals for your truck too in Aiden's kitchen. And so he's trying to get healthy. And he has a trainer. Nope. And I think the comments got to him. And I saw a breaking point because we go to a diner after we did this stream of squeaks in Doug Doug. It's me, squeaks, Doug, a truck. And we're just getting some food. And it goes around like order. I go steak and eggs. Really? In the morning? No, this is not breakfast. This night. This is like 10. Eating diner. This is post Mario Kart challenge. Just steak and eggs. Yeah. The steak and eggs is more of a breakfast. Big meal. I get it. Say your eggs are my diner meal. Really? Straight up. Man. Went over my hand. My toes. Did I get a little bit of jam after? Okay. And I get it. I got a decap. Boom. Boom. I eat big. Then you eat big as fuck. I eat big. I got a fuck. Anything else? You eat big, but you are big. I eat big. I am big. When the waiter says, "Would you guys like dessert?" Are you saying, let me see the menu. Do you want to eat this? I think it's actually too close to when you did the 20 pull ups for me to make fun of you right now. Yeah. Of course. 23 yesterday. When he's converting the steak and eggs into pure energy. I convert it into power. Anyway, it goes to Squeaks. Excuse me. He goes to Hrag. Hrag orders. He walks and he goes. Oh, I agree. I eat a BLT. Yeah. Fuck. I hope they have a BLT. Yeah. And he pours over the menu just reading through every listing. And then big letters says BLT. I'm like a BLT's right there. Yeah. And he goes fuck. Yeah. I have a BLT. And he's in order. He goes BLT. And then it comes to the side. And he's like, "Well, I'll get some fries." And then he gets the fries. Okay. And then he goes over to Squeaks orders like a different sandwich, like a club. Is this like a Denny's or like a different diner? Just a diner. Just a LA diner. But it's not like a chain. No. Okay. And then he goes, "Squeaks orders, Squeaks order a club." And then he goes, "Squeaks, you go. What side do you want?" And Squeaks goes, "Actually, can I replace the fries with fruit?" I knew it. I was going to say fruit. This is a 40-year-old guy move. Yeah. And he kind of hams it into Hrag. He goes, "Really?" The fries. Do you need those? And he does it. He does it a good bit. Doug orders some shit. Waiters about to leave. Hrag goes, "Actually, hold on." Oh no. Can I swap my fries for salad? No. Salad. That's one up in fruit. Castellas aren't sweet. But he backed down. Yeah. I'll just have a house salad. Does he say it like this? Yeah. Is he coy? No. It's like, it's like morose. Oh. And then squeeze it. Squeeze it. Squeeze it's mortified. Because he took a little stab, but he doesn't realize that knife went in. The difference between me and him. You know what the play is there? Squeaks goes, "Oh, sorry. One more thing. Just fries with the table." And then fries come out. And the whole time, Squeaks just goes, "Just have one." No. No. He orders them for himself. He's like, "Actually, scratch the fruit stick." I want the fries. I can afford these. It's the first time I've seen him crack. I saw you draw a crack. And they come out with the salad. It's the ugliest salad I've ever seen. It's just like older rugola and like 70 Dyson made us. He wanted fries so much more. The whole time he didn't have a bite of it. He goes, "God, I wish he was fries." I wish you a fucking fries. I'm going to ask for fries. He's like, "I want order fries when they come back. They never come back." And you know what, though? To squeeze it straight out, the very end of the meal, he goes, "I'm fucking happy. I didn't even fries. I didn't eat the fries." That's your reward for not getting fries. As someone who's also trying to lose weight, I'm eating a lot of salad. It's not fun, but your reward is your full because you ate a bunch of fucking vegetables and you're not hungry right now and you're like, "I did it." Sleep for dinner. One more time. We can do this. That's your reward. But he is looking at this BLT. You already have bread. Why would you get more fucking starch? And it was fries too. Brandon just locked in. I heard he was eating stuff animals out of the claw machine too. Dude, the comments are really getting to him. Like he's trying to find other sources of food because like, now he just can't snack on regular shit. People see him. They fucking make fun of him. What's regular shit to him? I can click eight-kick cat bars and stripes. It's so funny to me that it's getting to him because he's not. He's not that fat anymore. He's not fat anymore. Does he want a reason that he's not fat anymore? He's not fat anymore because he's not obese. Because then otherwise it's cruel and now you got to figure out a different way to make fun of him. Yeah. Which we could have spent. Scroll hits the floor. Scrolls across there. Anyways, we do make fun of him for his age. Like I made fun of him for his baldness. And like those are true. So like if you don't know the guy, I make fun of him because the amount of time it took him to beat the tree Sentinel was enough to get an article written about how he took eight hours to beat the tree. There's an article. There's an article. Wow. Yeah. I made fun of him because when I met him, all he ever cared about was money and I think it's still the same. I made fun because he bought a bunch of blue things in his closet because he thought it matches eyes really well. Dude. Man, isn't this so awesome although we're doing it now? We do need to let him. I know a shot. I like fun of him because he dribbled a basketball through the entire time we were in a train station in China. I was going to send him. But this is the article. Twitch streamer spends seven hours fighting Eldenring tree Sentinel boss. That is. There is just an article about it. Unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. My girlfriend who basically doesn't play video games beat it in the exact same amount of time. There we go. He trucking his streamer slightly faster though. Slightly faster. I, well, I, I don't feel bad taking shots at him because he's been ruining my life. I'll bro. We knew this dumb ass Pokemon challenge. You know me young, the short streamer. Yeah. Yes. Okay. I guess I have to say yes. For sure. and annoying quiet. - She's 410? - Yeah. - Yeah. - I guess I just have to leave. - I'm annoying a shit. - I'm annoying a shit, 410. - Like by a few, hated by many. - Yep. - That's the one you got her. - I know her, yeah. - So she's doing this fucking dumb ass challenge where it's like a Pokemon soul link. Which is just like Pokemon but you play with your friend and if your friend's a fucking idiot, you also lose. - You lose. - You also lose. - That's why I do nothing wrong. - Yes. So I got paired up with A truck. I try to get out of this. I'd read the messages are gross. She's like, "Yeah, do you want to do it?" And I was like, "I first said yes." And then I said, "She's like you're gonna be paired with A truck." I was like, "I, oh my God, I'm so busy. I have a company retreat. I don't think I can do this." If you absolutely need me, I'll do it. She goes, "Yeah, just do it." - You shouldn't have said that last time. - That's what I was saying. - I said, "If you absolutely need me, I'll do it." She goes, "Yeah, just, yeah." You know what? - I'll replace you. I'll replace you if you back out as what she said. - Oh my God, she literally, that's a genius level play. - That is, that is, she just outplayed you. - Wait, the girls are fighting because I know what he thinks from his side of the bed. - What does he think? - What is he, fuck, fuck, fuck. - I didn't know there were thoughts boiling up there. - I didn't know he figured out that fucking fire beats her back. - Because, up until right now, Ludwig, the streets were saying, "You were the problem." - Oh my God. - Whoa. - Whoa. - Is that real? - It's got a lot of hours in Pokemon. - These days, you should kind of be mugging. - It would literally be like Antonio Brown leaves the Patriots and goes, "Yeah, Tom Brady was the problem." - I just don't, I don't get what he's doing over there. - You're Tom Brady in this scenario. - 100%. - Every, I'll tell you what happens because what are your acolytes in Pokemon? - Did you lose the past two? - I've been a dozen Nuzlocs, I've won a Pokemon tournament, I've got fourth in the last one. I really like you're on a fucking influencer podcast. In the Nuzloc thing. - Yeah, but she had a team filled with fucking terrorists. She had a gross team. - You couldn't make a terrorist team? - No, because it's RNG. It was a randomizer. The whole tournament was fucking dumb. I want a legit tournament, bro. I want Wolfglig's tournament shut up, bro. Fuck you. - Seems you we've struck a nerve. - Yeah. - You've struck a fucking nerve. - He's struck a nerve, bro. - Yeah, man. You did that hotel commercial, everyone. - But my fucking, it's not fucking Pokemon, big fuck you, bro. - Brogay, bro. - Brogay, I believe in you. - My Pokemon card collections were more than your CSU collection. - I don't know. - Yeah, this man, baby. - I don't even think that's true. - No, it's not. - Actually, don't even think that's true. - It's definitely nice. - It is over. - Bro, yes. - It is my clear 100. - Yeah, it's, it's. - Yeah, you got me beat. - Give him one month of good inflation and he's passed on. - I'm at like 50. - Yeah. - Oh, sorry. - Double, yeah. - Fuck me. - He's W your L. - Here's my experience, bro. You can see clips. It's mean a truck. Go to a gym. I'm like, I really lock in here. I beat the gym. - Do I go to a gym? This is a video game. (laughing) - Oh, man. - Yes. - Oh, man. - Yes. (laughing) - I beat the fucking gym. I look over because he's discourse screen sharing me. His whole team's fucking dead. He's got two Pokemon of 4 HP left. And he goes, what move do I click? And I'm like, brother, it doesn't fucking matter. - It's over. - And your soul's linked to him. So it matters. - And I can't do shit. - And then I press control R. - Yeah. - And then I press control R, which resets everything. - Yeah. - I mean, is this the current consensus because what could he possibly be saying? Is, like, you're saying that there's an objective analysis that he is dumping all your MR and using the game. - Yep. - But he's somehow saying, oh, it's fucking-- - And what was fucking-- - Bro, bro, bro, I'm not fucking me. I'll jail my honor. - What were his claims? - I mean, I won't say that. - Should we call him? - I won't say who said them. - Okay. - But the streets told me-- - Okay. - The streets-- - You don't talk to the streets. - The streets were trying to cancel you for going to Chubby Cattle on our subreddit. - Oh. - Really that person. - Yeah. - Someone do, someone post on the subreddit. Does Aiden know about this? And it's like, Chubby Cattle, like, deletes-- I don't know, something cringed. They, like, delete bad reviews or something. (laughing) And it's like, yeah, that's like-- - Does Aiden know about this point? - It's so funny. - This thing is like, 'cause Aiden know about this. People in the-- - There's a Chubby Cattle pen plumber. - The comment said, why would Aiden promote a place like this? - Yes. - As if I, like, know all of this. - Also, if you know it, bro, I like the food. - Shut the fuck up. - If all they're doing is the leading bad reviews, what? - It can't be worse, but either way, it was saying, like, it was basically, instead of being, like, hey, they talk about Chubby Cattle hot, this is what I read. It was like, just Aiden know about this? - Yeah. - And then people were reasonably like, what the fuck are you problem? And he was like, no, I just think it's wrong. - I think it's wrong. - I think this person, many, I would say like people on this show, don't really understand what Chubby Cattle Monday is about. - It's not about Chubby Cattle. - And I'll do that one better. - It's never been at Chubby Cattle. - It's never, we tried? They would listen. - Does we really try to go? - We just haven't even ever go when it tastes like in there. - I've never even tried one though. - But I can't, but we celebrated it. - We celebrated it. - And it is a VIP and he couldn't get it. - Yeah, he is a member of Chubby Cattle. - Shit, no, no. - I call this a zero-wing endorsement. Their VIPs get treated bad too. I don't fucking know. - I mean, Chubby Cattle Diamond. - Atriok seemed to be conveying a feeling of exasperation last week upon being paired with you that you are too busy. You're not gonna care. You're not gonna try. - It's funny that these feelings, and now the truth comes out, came before he played together. Because if they came at any hour after playing together, they would have been quashed. - They would have been quashed. - Wow. - Can you do? - I understand why you felt that way before, but we're 17 hours in on the fourth gym. - Maybe we get to the bottom of this. - What is it? - Maybe it's journalist. - Yo. - Hey bud, a guy quick question for you. You be busy. - What up? - Oh, it's good. - I'm just hanging out with slime. No one else here. - Check it. - Hey bro. - Hey. - Me and slime. We were talking, 'cause the streets are talking. Have you heard? - Ah. - The streets are saying a lot of things. What are they saying this time? - One of the things the streets are saying is that Ludwig has just been absolutely dogging you in this Pokemon thing, in the soul link, and that you have been-- - Are you loaded right now? - No, no, no, no. Ludwig's not here yet. - Okay. - But we're prepared. He's gonna be here soon. - He's heard a lot of a shit about this. I wanna get my story straight. - And I just want the whole story, because I'm hearing that he, like you are pulling all the weight. It's not meant to be funny. And Ludwig is holding you back. Is this true? Can you give me, can you give me what you think? - No, neither of those things are true. - Neither of you are honest answer? - Yes. - I give you the bullshit answer. - No, I want the, I don't know. - No, it's just us, us bro. It's just us. - Just us? I just want the honest answer. - You know how the game works? It's sort of, you get the general idea. - You have a dog, he's yellow. Yeah. - Yeah, you do dog fights. - No, this is randomized, right? So your moves are random. Their moves are random, you don't know. It's like gambling. - Okay. - And so, night one, you know, I got bad luck. I got unlucky enemies. They just had the right types. They killed me. - That's a fast dealer. - It's a fast dog in me. - And Ludwig's making a big deal out of it. - Okay. - Night two? - That's weird to him. - Ludwig's fucking, Ludwig's getting dog. He's wiping like crazy. I don't make a big deal out of it. So now the narrative is like, it's like, oh, because one was a big deal. - So one wasn't a big deal. - Right. Now it's like the one that's sticking is that, oh, I sure I was wiping. - I see, so you're, sorry I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. - You can't just trip in the office. Geez, are you okay? Get up, I was laughing at it. - Sorry, he's wearing crazy outfit. - I'm sorry, cam trips. - Yeah, he just tripped, he was like, that's fine, that's fine. Don't worry about it. - You're gonna get a Rochelle? (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. - I can't even throw. - So, so if I understand, day one, you didn't have the best performance, and he really made you feel it. Day two, he didn't have the best performance, but you did not. - I keep the vibes up. - You did not make him feel, but you kept the vibes up, which is important when shit's going wrong. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, this is how it happened. You can go wash the vods, bros. - Well, but one on day three, though. - What about day three? What about day three? - Oh, and what happened, day three? - Day three, we're doing pretty good. - We're doing pretty good, just a good, good, good, good all around. - Yeah, and we haven't beat it yet. We're probably gonna wipe it tomorrow or tonight, but yes, the plan. - Okay, but hey, just needed that context. That's really helpful. When Ludwig gets here, I'll make sure to sort of send the message that this was balanced on both sides. He had bad days, you had bad days, but ultimately you're a team, and it's important to work together. - Hey, wait, wait, before you go, and I appreciate this call. It's really, I'm glad you're doing fact check in journalism with that. - Yeah, yeah. I'm just inspired by your work on LS, and I'm trying to be more of a fact checker when it comes to be honest and up front with you, right? - Because people often say that about LS is it's really solid. - Good, but without like this honesty and this like being straight up with each other, what are we? We're animals scampering away into the night. - There's some people who even have said with you on the show, it should be called LBS. - I didn't say that, I killed that, but I killed that guy, I killed the guy who said that. - Oh, just, sorry, you said one more thing, plus. - Last one more thing, before you go, I have so much video equipment. - Dude, I will buy you a lot of money. - It's a tunnel. I'll eat what? - I can't. - Good guy, I love that guy. - Good guy, a trip. - That was evil. - That was evil. - That was evil. - Actually, it was a crime. - Is that, I was gonna say, is that, is that a crime? - It's technically a crime. - What are you talking about? - What is a crime? - If you're a crime. - So, somebody's conversation without telling them. - Single party consent state. - It's a two party consent state. - We're party's here. - We're party's here, that animal party. - What's up? - There's a single party privy to the conversation. - Well. - Consent-consument. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) - What can you do? Hey. - This is part of a penal code. - That's funny. - They shouldn't call it that. - They shouldn't do that. - That's irresponsible to say that. - And he said something that I actually think was pretty fuckin' wise there, which is that we're a team. And he did raise my spirits when I lost after the first gym. And I should have raised his spirits after he lost at the seventh gym, the third gym, the third gym, the second gym, the fourth gym, the fifth gym. Because ultimately, we're a fuckin' team. - Right. - Right. - And we both have shortcomings. - Yeah. - And I get that. - And I actually fuckin' RT that. And we're gonna bring this shit home. - That's cool, man. I'm glad you grew from that call that he didn't know you were listening to. - Yeah. - Do you have to do what's going on in the company, Richard Reed? - Huh? - No, I can't. What do you mean, dirt, wet? - That's what I was asking. That's what, see, don't say when to that as if it's this kind of drum is in a thing that happens where we have a thing that we've planned together and then we find out that like, "Oh, I'm doing a stream." - Wait, I gotta call this guy. - That you guys were never planned to go to Six Flags with all the employees and have a lot of fun and then love to flip on a stream that same day during the time that I was different. - That would never happen. - It's funny. - I don't even know why we're talking about it because it was crazy. - It was crazy. - One of my six arms, if you don't even need to argue about it because I can't even imagine it happening. - It's not a company trip. - You don't want to get you out of this table? - That was not a company trip. - I'll get you out again before you bud. That can get you out of this pickle. - Get me out of this pickle with another crime. What's a penal code we can break? - So that wouldn't happen. So it doesn't matter. You're going to cry, "Ha, ha, ha, ha." You're going to have the RL set up playing fucking emulator on your phone. - Yeah. - It's all fine. It's all easy gravy. - That's great. - Guys, I've been trouble and I'm not gonna lie to you. I signed, you know how usually I mess up financially and I sign myself up for stuff. I signed the whole company up, the yard company for this product. We get it monthly. It's basically jeans that come with a pre-bolge. So we look really good in them for that. - I know you did this. I found out pretty much immediately because I still have the company rocket money account. - And you saw it been for two years, right? - Yes. - I just canceled it. Oh my God. - Thank you, Ludwig. I didn't realize you had the password. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You canceled the pre-bolge jeans? - Yeah, I just-- - We could have talked about it. - I feel like we could have talked about it. - I thought of your attention and we could talk about it first. - I just understand that he shouldn't have subscribed to that with the company card without telling anybody, but I think upon canceling, because it's so quick and easy, I canceled our mortgage. - I feel like we should have. - I canceled our mortgage for a while. - Okay, bro, what's this? - Okay, that's too much. - Rocket money is a one-stop shop where you can cancel all unwanted subscriptions. - Have you seen our landlord? - When we signed up for Rocket money, the personal finance at the fines and cancels our unwanted subscriptions, not our mortgage. - I canceled Alan's payments. - Alan our accountent. - Our accountent. - Our accountent. - The thing about Rocket money is-- - It's our bills help us grow our savings. - Those are recurring payments. - We have to leave our accountent. - We are accounting for our savings. - Yeah, we're lowering the bills right now. - That's not lowering the bills. That's taxes. - Internet's off started. - Internet's off started now. - Why are you doing that? - Let him cook. - This could save us a million. - I am saving us literally $20,000 a month. - Rocket money has this feature. Well, they will cancel the subscription for you, but you were not meant to use it like this. - You were meant to save us $50 on energy bill. - You said you were like the shower. - Wait, power. - Save us $50 on the energy bill. 'Cause that one I tried to cancel, and they offered me a cheaper rate, and I accepted. - Okay. - That one's not bad, I guess. - Okay, well, if you want to be like-- - Oh, do you guys want to spend $50 more or $50 less? - Don't be like literally, actually. Be like me when I use Rocket money. And help, let's rate your financial goals faster. By going to rockinway.com/theart, and you can try it for zero dollars. It's rockinway.com/theart. Try it for zero dollars. I need to, I'm gonna change the, uh, maybe-- - Keeps tapping, I'm gonna think that's bad. - I want to keep the jeans. I want the jeans. - Okay, I want to have them. - We're keeping the jeans. - We have at least one month of subscription, so you can have the jeans, but we can-- - We've got to get our mortgage back. - I canceled Xbox Live. Nope. - Okay. - You wouldn't. - We have to go. - It's all fucking gravy, do you guys? - It's always gravy. - I'm gonna touch this material now. - Materials being inexperienced. - That's a quilt-like material. - It's all quilt-like material. - We're just cost $700,000 of some shit. - It's our merch. - What? - He touched our merch. - Your merch. - And he, and he thought he was $700,000. That is just a raving review. - What a combo, man. - Great. - Well, it was the man who was touching. Obviously, it was on YouTube, I'd assume the same thing. - I didn't want to say it, but I have to say it. Can we notice the new shirt guy? - New shirt guy. - Slime is wearing a shirt. - Yeah, he is clearly new. - Uh-oh. - Vampire butthews. - He's got Bucky's merch on, guys. He got a new shirt. - Promoting Bucky's. - It's Halloween Bucky's, fuck it. You think this is a joke to me? - Yeah, I was in Alabama this weekend. - Damn. - In Alabama. - I was in America B. - Their highlight, low light. - Um, I was with my girlfriend at a wedding and I took this picture where she's absolutely stunning and had somehow I had been trying to be really careful the whole time to not get anything on myself. But during this picture that her dad took of us, I looked like I'd literally piss my pants. - Yeah, there was some dribble in the cock. - It was good. - I was like, I tried real, I swear to God. I avoided all spaghetties. - Yeah. - I avoided all sauces. I bought a new suit. I have a gray suit I've never used. - Did I suit? - I thought I looked good. - I suit you. - And she's just this perfect 10 out of 10 and I've got piss all over me. - It's so easy to fix the dribble though. - Yeah, but in post, I don't care. It's more the fact that her father saw me looking like I pissed. - Yeah, but you could have racked on his memory. - You think so? - Yeah, like Stalin. Just remove the piss dribble. - He's an older guy. I just send him the picture bag. Look. - Looks good. - Thanks for the pic. Great job taking that snap. - It's very beautiful down there. I forget. It's so many trees. They've got too many trees. - They got a lot of trees. - It's hot though. - Really hot, really humid. The buckies is like an amazing, an amazing play. I went like four times. - Don't be promoting buckies. - Why? - You don't really get up to. - What do they do? - They get up tall, stores a ship. - What's wrong with buckies? - It's a southern, you know, what do you call it, establishment. I'm sure the hands aren't clean. - Are you the Wawa enjoyer? - I am a Wawa enjoyer, but Wawa's hands clean. Bucky's hands are not clean. - They made Bucky wear a mask during COVID. - Look at what Bucky's doing in 1945. Let's Google it. - Really? - You want to get there? - Bucky's 1945. Wouldn't that be? It's an American company. - No, I don't think you want to know. - Did we take the scientists from Bucky's after we won the war? - I do really want to know. - Don't I? - I just don't know about our controversy from the year. - There's no problems in Bossing's say. - Until it's founded in 1982. - No war in Bossing's say. - Peter Tiel's hiding it. - I'm Bucky's. - Peter Tiel's. - The Peter-based gas station chain. - They do have a aggressive history of suing small businesses. - Oh, I'm sure. Bro, I mean, I'm sure their hands are bloody as hell, but what I'm saying is it's a gas station mall. It's all the things you would find in a mall or at a gas station, but as a mall size, almost, I like a grocery store size and it's amazing. Isn't it something I've never experienced in my life? And there's a giant statue, which I will say, actually have a picture I'll send it to you, zipper. I'm shaking hands with him like Kim Jong-un. (laughing) Like at the G2 summit. - What was your haul? What did you leave? The first time you went, what did you leave with? - I left with some sunglasses that literally broke. - Okay. - Nice. - And the shirt? - You're such an old soul, bro. Gas station sunglasses, that's a old soul shit. - It's 'cause the ones I wanted are fucking gone. Okay, it's in the group chat zipper. But I'm trying to shake his hand. Basically, they have a golden statue of fucking in front of the Bucky's, which when you're in God's country is a little problematic because it's a false idol. I can't even shake his whole hand. - I know, I got a big fucking mitt. - Oh my god. - This is me and him like solving the gas crisis in Ukraine. - That statue's in pristine condition. Shout out to the local citizens for not defiling the statue. - 4 a.m. 'cause I couldn't sleep. They were scrubbing the parking lot. It's like, it was fully staffed at 4 a.m. - I will say Bucky's is the one establishment that it's like an American Konbini. Like the way that Americans talk about Japanese - Yes. - Family moral issue. - The man sweeping out front every morning. - Yes, that's the way Bucky's walking around Bucky's. - Like the culture is so clean here. - If you were a Japanese vlogger and you came to America, and you went to Bucky's, you would think we're different. - I feel like that's what the big TikTok trend during the World Cup was like Europeans would come visit and it was their first time in like a Bucky's or a Walmart or something like that. - In the Bucky's, there was a guy walking around in a Bucky's mascot outfit. - He looked pissed. Like I saw him, I was getting a dream. - Did he have the, how am I doing? - He had the whole thing on. - How did he look pissed? - It was like, because it was body language, he came out of this side door in the very corner of the store where the drinks were. By the way, I was like, do you be sure if we read well, I'm like sure. They had one row full size sugar red bowls, nothing else. You know how here, it's like the whole door is red bowls? They didn't have it, right? And so I'm like, okay, mostly white monsters. I'm like, they understand their market. - Make it down south. - Yeah, they were down south. - A white monster costume. - I looked to my left. There's a normally dressed employee and she's kind of leading a person in a mascot outfit and they're like sulking. They're like doing this. And I'm like-- - That's because that's when the characters walk behind the scenes, they try to do it discreetly. So that doesn't break the illusion. - Well, it more looked like-- - They go on characters, by the way. You shouldn't call them a guy in a costume. - The character looked, he was like, he was being punished. - Maybe he's, Bucky's getting a little old and sick. - I know, it was a young person inside there. Either way, I go. - How do you know that? - I just felt that way. - No, okay, I just, just live as a fence. You went 100%. percent know when the guy in the suit's depressed. You can sense it from this posture of the suit. - Yes, I've experienced all this. - We're humans. Anyway, this guy's walking around. I'm in there and I'm like, oh my god, to my girlfriend, I want a picture with Bucky. We just did the one outside, but I can actually shake his hand like it's the G2 Summit. Like we're trying to solve the Nord Stream 2 pipeline crisis. And I didn't have, I wasn't, I was too chicken shit 'cause he looked like he was having such a bad day. I didn't wanna make him do something. - Maybe he was having a bad day 'cause nobody asked for a picture. - Yeah, I look over. - There is an Asian couple who is, they're clearly so excited. - Fastened. - Much like we would be in a family mart. And they're taking pictures, they're taking several pictures with Bucky. They're making him do different things. - And America like this now. - The stations are wonderland filled with 80 options of beef jerky. - Yes, bro. - It seems like they've replaced all water with this white monster. (laughing) Everyone seems quite aggressive in their big trots. - I think it's hard like Bakari sweat. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, that was, and so I look back. - This is Bucky. - They're just posing him like they took so many pictures with this guy. - Apparently they found a real humanoid gofer 40 years ago and they made this whole store. - They feed him all types of jerky, it keeps him fresh. - If I was Bucky at the gas station, I would want people to take pictures of me. It probably doesn't happen that often. - Man, you would be surprised. It was, I don't know what about this one, particular one now, Bam, but it was, is it like near like a major highway? Like, if you're road tripping, would you cross this Bucky's easily? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay, well then they probably does. - How many Bucky's are there? - Oh, I'm gonna guess. In the United States, I'm guessing only. I'm gonna say there are, I'm gonna say there are 82 Bucky's. - It's not over 100, dude. - I don't think it's over 100. - Yeah. - They're just so big. - I'm gonna go fucking thousand. - I mean, I don't know. - That's absurd. - Sometimes there's just a gas station. - Sometimes it's just a gas station. - I don't think that it's over 100. - I went higher because sometimes they're smaller. - I've never seen a Bucky's, that's not a Bucky's. - It's over 100,000. - 30,000. - Great guess, love it. - 58. - Bang! - 58. - What's the most northern state? - It just has 37 of them. - Call out as the most northern state. - Everything bigger, Jackson. - Well, and none are in California. - No, it wouldn't do well over here. - Do the wedding. It was very, so the guy who does it, who weddings them, but it's very religious. And so he's wearing this shawl, the priestly shawl, and he says this line. He's like, and so, man submits to Christ. And so, because of that, the woman submits to their man. And someone in the crowd was like, oh. (laughing) - So we're just watching this very, very religious wedding. And it was like, there was a cross and shit, and it was crazy. - It can be our wedding. - And that's gonna be Ludwig and Qutie's wedding. - That's really beautiful. - It's gonna be beautiful. - I already picked out the shawl for him. - Who is going to be your guy? Do you have a guy? - Yeah, the aficion? - Yeah. - It's a family member. - It's a family member, okay. - I do not understand this wedding. It's not the audience. - Do you have a wall to it? That's way better. - It's walls not a family member. - I don't care. - Okay, you have a wall to it instead. Because that's just the only fresh person you could think of. - No, I think he's really talented. He's really funny. - And he's stupid for it. - He's talented. - Imagine, he has his glasses and he's like, reading whatever it is in a French accent. And he's amazing. - I don't know. - I played backmon. - You paid for those bars, bro. You can kind of get away with some different-- - No, no more than-- - No more than the bars, bro. - I'm having the aficion. - We got a fucking clip for that conversation, bro. - But he knew what he wanted. - I got a DM from cutie, bro, as it was messy, we got it, no more talking about the flowers. - I kept everything above board, Nick, you know he gets a little misogynistic from time to time. - I remember what-- - I was a misogynistic. - I said I bought the flowers and Nick goes-- - Oh, he knows, that's how you know. - He knows. - It's right, the woman is a part of you. - Oh. - The woman is a part of you and you are a part of God. - That's what Nick said? - Nick said, you must have been into the flowers, which means she's a misogynist. - Wait, was this on the episode without me? - Yes. - Oh, that's right. - Oh. - He wouldn't know. - I forgot. - Dude, we've been doing dance lessons? - Yeah. - Okay. - First off, dance is looking good. - Okay. - It's looking good. - She gets the pin drop down. - It's good. - Yeah, there's a big pin drop moment, but-- - Thank you, Les. - Yeah, this guy, she got to the doggie, the stanky leg. - There was a big lift moment. - There's a lift? - There's a big lift. - Okay. - There's a big, she was like, she was keen on having a big lift. - Are you like swing dancing? - I am down for a big lift. No, just lift anytime that you lift. - It's this thing. - You can do any type of lift. - I see. - That's one type of lift. - Okay. - You're not throwing her into the air. - No, no, no, no. - I think I'd be a tall, I think I'd be like, doop doop doop. (laughing) That would be a toss as a lift. But there she wanted a big lift, and I was like, I'm down for a big lift. But like every time we would go to practice the lift, she would basically say I couldn't do it, and I was starting to get mad. - She would say you, Ludwig, are unable to do this. But from the lens of, I'm too big, you can't lift me. But I'm taking it like, oh, I'm fucking weak now. - You're not strong enough. - I'm fucking pussy. - You're like, I did 20 of your pulps in a row. - I'm like, I'm like clenching on my fist and like, I think I can do it. I think I can do it. - Okay. - I'm fucking 20 fucking pulps in a row. I can fucking, you don't know what I bench. - You don't even know what you're doing. - She only know what I bet. - No, you bet. - She doesn't know fucking clue. - She doesn't, honestly, she doesn't know how impressive you are in the gym. It's one of your shining strengths. - I feel like she refuses to see it because the evidence is, I have video, I've found pound club, boom. - Well, it's, what do you fucking pipe it up for? The bar fucking crushes you. - Oh, you pipe it up. - Oh my God, you are. - Young man. - When he benches it makes xylophone sound. (laughing) - I call this and that's comes out. - It looks like a bar's bendy. (laughing) - But you're not in the thousand pound club anymore. - It's like a pencil when you hold it in your fingers. - It's like a pencil. - It's like being a veteran. - So have you gone for a lift? - What? - Have you gone for a lift? - Yeah, I've gone for the lift. - Was she just like, that was a fluke? Or was she like, "Oh, I see it now." - She's gaining confidence. - Well, it's not like you failed the lift. So what can she say? - Well, it didn't go magically. - Oh, God, Ludwig. - It wasn't enchanting. - I wasn't, did she get the ick? - I think she got a little bit of the ick initially, but we figured we got there. We got there. - She got an ick from your lift? - Dude, it's a fucking skill. - And I had to master the skill. - Yeah, but it's a skill that she is subject to see you grow at. - Which is very hard to do. - You don't have to run with the backpack on. You know what I mean? - You're gonna walk faster, yeah. - You probably could have just done it. - The dance is gonna be fucking good. - Probably just could have done it right. - The dance is gonna be fine. I'm a good fucking dancer. - Oh, I found it. - What's the song? You're writing the song. - Oh, I gotta tell you. - That's a secret. - A little secret, bro. - Can you tell him in the wedding and I will make, tell him in the meeting I will make a face. - I don't remember her answer, but Kudy just flat out told us when we asked at the suit thing. - Oh. - At the bus fitting, yeah. So, I want to see her for you. - A little secret. - Okay. - But he wasn't there for that, so. - I found it awesome bit to run on your partner in the airport. They're following you around, right? 'Cause you're the leader. - Yeah, of course. - Figure out where to go and shit. He every now and then. You turn around and go, "Lady, you gotta quit, follow me." I don't know. (laughing) - I like going here for all this. They're following you. - He hated it. - She fucking hated it. - When he's getting your tickets on the plane, sorry, man, it's my turn. (laughing) - Do you feel like touching my shoulder so we're waiting to get on like on the sky bridge to the plane? I'd be like, "Lady, you gotta quit touching me." I don't know who you are. You've been following around all day. - That's really good. - That is really good. - He's saying really loud so people look. Oh god. - I'll change mine for the whole weekend. - Did not. (laughing) - I can't do it. But then, she's cool because she matches my freak because she was like, "Why, why not it?" (laughing) - And she's like, "Yeah, sounds like dude, can't do this at all." - That is at all. - As you can't say that, if that goes wrong and that is sort of explained, you can't fly anymore if you do that. She's like, "Well, you don't know me, so it doesn't matter." I'm like, "Okay, fair enough." - Yeah. - Why would you keep it your random lady not being able to fly? - It's weird you would care about that. - She solved the puzzle very quickly. (laughing) - Look at you bark back at a dog. (laughing) - Do you know who's confused? - Are you about the pedophile on the plane? - No, no. - They call it the wheel of fortune. - An answer. - Yeah. - Oh my God, yes, I did. - Wait, what? - The wheel of fortune guy who was on the show, the wheel of fortune, he was an answer, not the host. - He was on a plane and he's on, he opens his laptop using a secure browser and goes in a chat room where everyone's talking about how much of a pedophile they are and someone is just watching their screen and like, wait a minute, that's really bad. - He was using a website for minor attracted people to talk to each other. - Tim and his bunch of his map friends, he's in a little chat room and he's going, what's up my maps? And then they're like, - Hey, I'm on a map quest. - And they're like, did the screen show have all the names? - You could pull it. - Yeah, right now. - Actually, but they're like screen names. - Do you like read them? Like, really? (laughing) - They're really clear. - Master Calvin, 35. (laughing) - One of the messages is really funny 'cause a guy is, he's like, I'm talking to you guys on a plane and then somebody replies like, on a plane, are you worried someone will see? And then he's like, nah, dude. But imagine I go watch boy porn right now? (laughing) - Yeah, dude. - And then someone's just reading this like, what the fuck? - Yeah. - And then just stab a couple picks. And the creed part is, he's also wearing a wheel of fortune jacket. - Wait, that's crazy. - That's crazy blue. - He didn't like, open the laptop, call it like, oh my god. - No, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - He actually opened it and like, we're spending time in the chat room. - Yeah. - You might as well have been legs up, socks off on his armrests in front. - You could probably avoid it in the sound part. (laughing) - He made a. - Yeah, he made a. - He made A-Con play again with the music butt. - Dude, this is, I remember I took a big risk 'cause this guy was sitting next to me on a flight once. He looked like a guy in like probably his 40s or his 50s. And he's just sending emails on the flight. And you know, I periodically like, look over. - Yeah, yeah. - It's a normal stuff. - It's right there, it's right there. And one, he sends a long email about, just about eSports to like a friend. But it's not very clear. It's very with the air of like, I'm in my 40s or 50s and don't really understand what eSports is. And I, at the flight so long, I don't have anything to do. And I just leaned over and I'm like, I'm really sorry. I know this is weird. - You're insane for this. - I know, but then I cracked it. We had a conversation about it, so. - So how did he react when you said, I've been reading your email over your shoulder? - He did seem weird at first. - But then we just, then the conversation is weird. - And you gamble that you would be charming enough to get past that and swoom him. - I think, yeah. And I think I was successful. - Did you confess like, hey, I'm a bit of a freak. I like reading what people are up to. Or were you just like, oh, eSports. - What did you say? - What's that say? That's eSports. No, I don't know, that word is. - I didn't capitalize the e anymore. - That's a better way to do it. - I think, I don't know, I think I said, hey, I noticed, I like, I quickly had looked over. And I'm sorry, I noticed that your email had the word eSports in it. But notice I was a typo, I'm like four. - I work in that industry right now. Do you work in that industry as well? Like what do you do? - Okay. - I think that was like. - But like, was the conversation worth it? - No. (laughs) I remember, I mean, like, if you wanted like an age just to find the means, the conversation, isn't every conversation kind of worth it in a way? - Wow. - No. - No. - Straight up, no. - That's why he has a, you know, conversation toggled. - On Uber, conversation toggled. - You have it toggled on yes, conversation please. Tell me about yourself. - Please talk to me. - Don't even drive. - What do you have? Do you have a toggle off? - Keep it parked unless just you have. - You have parked it, let's fucking learn about each other. And explore our stuff to the bodies. - Let's play with it. - The defaults, let's play with it. - For comfort is quiet car. I never changed it. - I thought the default setting was no preference. That's what mine is. - And I'm the ultimate. - For the ultimate. - Don't care guy. I don't know where the setting is, so you guys wanna start getting some lessons on how to play kickball. - Oh, kickball lessons from here. - I'm doing kickball lessons. - Okay. - And the office, Christianity signed up, classes are $100, it's cash, but I'm doing coins only right now because I don't know how. - I mean, I would love to learn from a guy who plays kickball in the way you do. Maybe you hit a grand slam during some big event or something. And I love your business, because for one, it's in my city, but two, I just feel like you can improve it by using square. - So like, does quarters, I can tell you how it's done. - No, no, it's so heavy. - The thing about heavy that is, if you use square, it's a technology that allows you to take payments using mostly cards and stuff like that, which we can't use all the time. You can use cash. We're gonna try to get you away from that because of how it can be. - Because of how it can be used. Right, it is around. - It's online or on the go, so even right here, you can take all our payments. - So you'll give me the coins, but they're square now. - I just know. - It's like, I guess. - I don't get why that's better, because if you can track your inventory, you can see how many customers you have, you can even set up rewards with each of us if you want us to come back. - Well, I do want you to come back, yeah, because I'm going to have other lessons after kickball. I got lessons on like, maybe like, how to stroke it good or like, sometimes you'd be like let it. - Did you do a master, baby? - No, just like little things that have picked up in life, like I learned. - What? - You can kickball and also master. - Do you have like an experience in the free Alfredo dishes? Like, I've been working on those, like if you guys are interested. - That's a different ad reason. - Are you jokes and say at hotmail.com, are you going to email me? - Yeah. Well, that's one of our many. - You got to stop emailing me, man. - Oh my god. - It doesn't go to my spam list, guys. If you use your old email to sell different products and all this stuff, it actually doesn't matter. If you use square, you can use, take advantage of all the things that square gives you. - Where I reach them. - You can earn 36% more revenue and average. You could reach. Yes. - You could reach your customers. - Yes. - The customer's better. - More people would be able to buy your worst and multiple team services. - Where would a lot of me go live, coach? Today I'm a fucking teach you how to be the best you. - If you're starting to business, you can do any day or running one that deserves better tools. Square helps you sell manage and grow that slowing down. - Give me $100, right? - And I'm going to shape shift you into a quarter years of square hardware at square.com/govestashyhard. - S-E-L-E-D-A-R-E. - You're sticking here. - That aren't you. - Slash G-O. Slashyhard. - Wipe that spit off your face and get off. - Run your business. - Run your business. - Smarter. - Who is square? - Dude, cuties and eavesdropper. She eavesdrops on fucking every damn conversation. She loves eavesdropping. And I am an oblivious man. So sometimes she'll react to some of she eavesdropped on. And I'll be like, what's going on? I don't know. But we're at a store because I was getting my wedding band. I was choosing it out. And I'm just looking at the wedding bands. - Let me guess. Silver, black dragon all the way around, almost touching his own tail. - Your band would have gold on it. - My band does have gold on it. - Yeah. - I know you, bro. - My band's got gold in 31 diamonds. - She looks like a chandelier. - She looks fucking precious. - You lied about the diamonds. - Yeah, it's got 62. But we're there and I'm picking it out. And I'm talking to the guy. And that's all I'm listening to. And then she turns me just so sad. I'm like, oh, yeah. So that one maybe would be cool for me. (laughing) And there's this other couple shopping. And then she's like, I'm gonna do something. I've just, I know fucking clue what's going on. And then I see she basically pays for the deposit of a couple's ring who had been ring shopping but couldn't afford the ring. - Oh my God. - As they left. She says she's talking to the people work there. She's like, can I please pay the deposit so they could get the ring. - Wow. - And then they start crying. - Oh my God. - Behind the counter. No one's ever done this. It's so beautiful. - Oh my God. - What's your name? It's so beautiful. And then they're like, let us call the couple. - I'm Cinderella. I'm QT Cinderella. (laughing) Tell everyone. (laughing) - And I'm like, I just, I have no clues come back. I didn't even know there's another couple in the story. They call them, the couple comes back. Now they, they're fucking, everyone's crying. They're all hugging. - Yeah, you're like, you're like, you're awesome. I want the dragon to be cool. (laughing) - It's all jailed because it came all the way around. - The Lord was playing with like the abacus and all the toys for the kids and the kids. - The doctor's office. (laughing) - I'm nine in a quarter. That's what I found out. I'm nine in a quarter. - That's what I didn't know. - But yeah, that's what she'd e-striped and been touched by the story of this couple trying to get married. - That's beautiful. - That's awesome. - Yeah, it was beautiful. And then I picked out my ring size. - W. - W for, hey, W for both of you. - Dude, still don't know this story. - Would you be mad and be honest with me? Well, I go to your wedding. I attend it. - Yeah. - I bring a couple of my Chinese triad friends. - Uh-huh. - Unannounced. - Unannounced. - Yeah. - But. - Yeah. - I love Lee. And this is at the wedding ceremony and the rehearsal or the dinner. - We wanna go to all of it. - Yeah. - No, it's gonna be horrible. - Horrible. - It'd be horrible. - Why? - Why would it be horrible? What a, what a, what a birth. - Yeah. - Because you have to, there's a very strict, I don't know what, very strict number of seats and meals that you get. - Okay. - And so I would feel so bad letting these Chinese triad members starve. Well, everyone else eats and there's no way for them to sit. - Ah, it's such a, okay. - They'll sit on the floor. - Would you be mad if me and my girlfriend drop out of the wedding and instead two of my favorite Chinese triads - You're the wedding in our pyramid. - Yeah, and he can be. - Yeah, he can be in the pyramid. - He's already guys. - He's, I mean, he's been around the block, right? He's a tough guy. - It's just that you'd also be at the table then. - And he'd be at the table. - Well, the two of them would be at the table. - Yeah. - And so then they would get to know everyone at the table. - And then do a speech. - Together. - Yeah. - 'Cause there's also speech for them. - I am, I am locked in for a speech. - Yeah. - Can you do the speech? - Let me do the speech. - I feel like I'm-- - I fill them in on all of your guys' relationship and all of everything. - Are we vouching? - Of course I'm vouching. - If you vouch is done, yeah. - Okay. - But then it reflects on you. It's like-- - What is it reflect on me that I have awesome friends? - No, like if it goes poorly. - Oh, right, I'm on the hook. - You're on the hook. - I mean, they should be fine. - They should be totally fine. It's judgmental, but they're a part of the triad, you know. - What does that mean? - I mean, well, it's an organized crime syndicate. - What's the implication there? - So you can't have a job? - It's a right. - It's annoying that you're saying this, Aiden, because who are you to say that a Chinese triad can't enjoy the show? - You shouldn't have a job, right? - That's how you sound. - It's like D&D, but it's a right. - It's a reaction to assume that the triad member has offended, committed any crimes. Maybe I should give it, I guess I'll give him the benefit of that. - You want to talk about some of the white-collar crimes that happen every day. - Right. - It's like we're all, - Where's your, where's your, where's your bleeding heart? - Where's your bleeding heart for Markiplier who basically rug-pulled. - He basically rug-pulled. - Okay. - Markiplier basically- - Markiplier did nothing wrong. Sorry, just for the clip. (laughing) - I just wanted to get that out of the way. - That's smart. Yeah, you're bleeding hard only extends out to the whites. *sniffing* *laughing* And- *laughing* Oh, the clip's still going. And the mix. *laughing* No, no, no, no, no, stop! And the mix. *laughing* The walls of this clip are closing up. I'm like, "You know, like, just click, I'm gonna tie your head clip." We're all locked in here right now. I just got back here, what happened? *laughing* No, you were in the clip because- We're getting to hear the conversation, you started it. *laughing* Do I need to give the benefit of the doubt to every try and member at a wedding? I think at a wedding, you should, because that's like off limits, right? Yeah. No one's gonna- no one's gonna- It's off limits. Try and crimes won't happen at the wedding. No, try and crimes won't happen at the wedding. It's like the mob. I wasn't saying this. Networking may happen. There's a little bit of network. Can I network at the wedding with the try and member? Of course! So I would encourage it if I'm on the hook for you. I would want you to have a good time. Network with somebody that I am vouching for. Are you gonna have good food here, wedding? You choose the food, bro. Okay, you choose one of two options. Yeah. Three. So how good are the options? B for chicken. Bro, it's- Do you vouch? Yes, I vouch. They'll pack a meal if I need to. Don't fucking- Don't pretend that your taste is so incredible, bro. That the fucking wedding meal's not gonna hit. Do I need to pray? It's gonna hit. An onters pre-portion meal to this wedding. Oh my God. Like an onters come. I said an onters in place to this wedding. But yeah, he hangs out with my Chinese triads. That's so fun looking at what you send. The table at the front. It's crazy. It's crazy. It looks like a Rick and Morty universe picture. I assume. Okay, if you come, bro. Wait, who are you sending? Who are you sending, bro? My sending a voice of me. Yeah, my thing, Glaive. Six, four, Glaive. So Glaive, this guy from the Chinese triad. If you pull to fucking dinner, you crack open a glass box. I'm never talking to you again. Right now. Hey, they're microwave. They're microwave. Cutie. Peter's like, that looks good. I want some of that. Hey, no, help you find a microwave. Let's go. Peter, I never finish these. I never finish them. You may now. No, I can't. Hold on. How the watch? No, no, I can't. It's not hot enough. It's never hot enough. Let me get my headphones. I'm actually at a wedding right now. They're about to finish. They're almost over. They're almost over. You guys almost done? Dude, we're going to ruin your fucking wedding, bro. That's just going to suck for you. That's just going to suck ass for you, bro. What are you going to do? What's, what's, what's like patterner going to be on like the tablecloth? There's three. Three patterns. I like it. I know it. Is it a ball? Could I, could I guess? Yeah, you could guess. Maybe like a straw hat pattern. No, there's no straw hat pattern. Is there any, any, any, any one piece influence at your wedding at all? Not intentional. But subversive. Yeah, I'm sure you could find illusions. There's a show. How many bars? Show, show how many bars. Show how many bars. Show how many bars. No, it's not like a cocktail. The show how you grand slings. And no. Oh, that'd be money, bro. What the fuck? Yeah, man. No, there's no tonny grand slings. Is there a thing in there? Even there are stories. It's like, you know, the Dr. Mario special. The bar is not themed. There's no like custom cocktails. It's decorated. I think we said no to custom cocktails. Can I get a nasty gal bum me off the track? Please meet, meet no ice. Cause I didn't want to make a custom, I don't like custom cocktails. Why? Just order what you want to order, you know what I mean? You don't like getting the one-up soda or something? No. No. Well, let me get the, let me get the fucking Dragon Lord Vandal. That's a good, Dragon Lord Vandal. Dragon Lord Vandal. Fire skin for one. Yep. That's a brand new skin that came up with themselves. And then, and then it's like a drink that's like a, like, red with skin. They just order what you want to order at the bar. Guy, guy who doesn't care. Guy who wants to put in less effort. Oh, care. He seems like he's putting in a lot of effort. I see it. I'm fucking out there, bro. I'm going to a suit appointment after this. Bro, he was bag. We were getting our tuxes of fit and stuff. And he was bagging cuties. Like, can I wear like one with like. Ruby red? Yeah. Ruby red. She's like, no. No. No. That's a little blue. I was. I was pushing. Wait, why you order a suit for that? You already got your suit. You just say, no, no, no. Cause there's three days. Holy shit. Maybe you would just wear like. Oh, and you got to have like a, like a, like a. Spoke outfit for the day of. Different fit. Yeah. I got a Neru jacket day one. Day two. We got a tux. Day three. I'm going with a curtain. What did you, what did you say? A curtain. Oh my god. A curtain. I heard something else. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. I don't know what you guys heard. Your friend of his face. It's really tied around here. What if I look at. You know where Vest? No. I think you could wear a nice. How are you done here fitting? Huh? Have you done your fitting? Not yet. You fucker. You said you'd do it Friday. I know. You lied. No, you did a much more important thing that day. Which was? We did the advice show. And you guys played Counter-Strike together that day. Cause I saw the call. And I thought that was cool that Ian and Ludwig are playing Counter-Strike together. Four hours of Counter-Strike instead of doing the fitting. Searching. Searching. I have a new escape. Nothing found. Okay. Could I make a face on this one? Yeah, you mean no. No. What do you mean no? What do you mean no? Cause you started Counter-Strike at three? Yeah. And you played till seven. No. But you mean no. No, that's not. Does he know you gave him a speech? You have a speech by the way. Ooh. I mean. I know that. Yeah, yeah. No. I know that now. I know that now. What do I make the speech? What is it for? You're making a speech at the brunch for to celebrate life. Nope. Or you're doing a speech at the brunch for to celebrate life. Oh, we're both doing that. I'm celebrating your life. Oh, too. That sounds like you died. Yeah. For to celebrate the marriage and union of an all-only matrimony. That's so sweet. You skipped a sous-fitting for CS2. Oh, yeah. We're back on that. I think this isn't what it happened. It's just a little what happened. It's a little what happened. I mean, you didn't get. He's doing a cheeky smile because he knows the real reason isn't really that good either. He knows this is technically wrong. The real reason is not that good. He makes it right. He knows we pretty well. What do you mean? What do you say? Get the sous-fitting. Am I in trouble if it's not. If I'm in trouble? I meant to do it Saturday morning. I didn't do it Saturday morning. Sorry. Will you jacking off? I don't know. Sorry, dude. I know what I fucking mean. You think about it. I don't know what I fucking mean, you, bro. What do I fucking mean? You just told me I had a speech. You wouldn't have told him. No. I would have just found out he had a speech. And then I would have just had to free-ball it. He would have great. I like weddings. You like them? I think if you got a nice like red vest with like buttons in the middle and you maybe got some like gene shorts. Oh, and the jacket that Phoenix has in Valorant. Don't wear a jacket. Maybe look strong. he's thinking he's just trying to do a monkey to lose his fit. You didn't pick up on it. Some open toe fucking sandals and then maybe like a gum gum fist or something that you can blow up. There's surely there's been a fully one piece themed wedding like even the outfits. I don't mean to. I mean to make like one piece wedding. Yeah. And one piece is way bigger. That's Bobby. Skar Newman's wedding the blade wise won the tournament. Of course. Otherwise didn't and bled wise didn't win the tournament at his tournament wedding. That wasn't it. No, no. It was bled wise is wedding that had a tournament wedding. Bobby did not have a tournament as wedding. That's why there's another wedding. I don't feel like that happened. One piece wedding. There it is. Don't show this. That's not a theme. That's a backdrop for a photo. That's true. I'm talking like like even even the bride in the groom have like the outfits on like they're that. I mean, bro, they do have a wanted poster. Do you? Okay, do this like a plate because this is a bunch of different couples. Yeah. That's like him Robinson. I mean, yeah, and Pam from the off. That's awesome. That's genuinely an awesome cake. That's a great. Can you put a fucking? Are you gonna are you gonna turn the queue Cinderella and say you're my you've always been my player too. Wow. It seems like an insult. I'm honored to be your player too. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Making yourself player ones. I'll pass you the controller when I die. What's the gamer thing at your wedding? The people there. The presence of the gamers. Yeah. Is Ten's going? No. Ah, sorry, Ten's. I know you're watching. He's not watching. I tried. He's not watching, bro. He's hanging out with his fucking new fucking crew. He's new crew. He's a new crew. He started a new like content crew. A content group horrible name. What is it core? Above average joy. Above average. Yeah. A. A. Welcome to A. A. Please state your name. Which is fun because A. A is taken. It's all advancements in Minecraft. Speedrun. Wait. Also, Minecraft. A. A. would be so funny. You have to attend an A. A meeting. But in Minecraft, if anyone's jumping around and shit. What are they? What are they doing? Are they making Valorant and Justin? Nope. Nope. They're making like lifestyle challenges. I would say collaborative videos. They kind of combine gaming, dancing and pop culture. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Focus on that for sure. Do you do you believe Ludwig? Do you believe in the content group that is organized with like having a group in mind first. What I mean by this is like, some groups just kind of, my happenstance, these people are always streaming together and they kind of form out of like the, we're already doing this. Let's give ourselves a name. Some groups are like manufactured. Like I want to start a group. I'm going to now source the people. Do you believe in that second type? - Dude, I don't even know if I believe in this group. - Is this the fuck I'm gonna talk about? - With the longest running podcast in the world. - Is this, well, not close. It feels like I get an air. Maybe I'm, I don't know enough about their relationship. But is this a little CSA, UTA, boardroom, pitch? - Ew, that's dark. That's dark. - I don't think that is, no. - No. - No, I think that's just some fucking young kids trying to have some fun. - Trying to have some fucking fun. - I don't have some fucking fun. - Fuck around. - Guys, you can have some fucking fun. - Yeah, I think, I think FaZe was successful. But that is like specifically a version. - That's the first version. - No, no, it's the second version. FaZe was a very curated group of people who were chosen. - We face one of them. - None of them hung out with each other beforehand, or most of them. - Whoa, wait. - Interesting. - That's a little difficult. - The spirit of the question. - It was an already existing IP. - Yeah. - I think I would feel the same if it wasn't like core. Core is a better example where it's like, it's a new, it's a new IP. - I don't understand why the IP super matters 'cause FaZe was a failing IP with several failing groups. - Because I think, I think, yeah, I mean, I think it's different because with the lasting IP, there's already an affinity from fans to care about this thing in these people. - Yeah, but I don't think that's the reason it was successful. - I mean, how can ass banks, bro, it is, bro. - FaZe had a bunch of failed groups. - Banks would say the brand is everything. - Poor Banks, bro. - Banks said, "Look at Ron's numbers before an app, bro." - And by the way, him and Marlon, bro, that shit loses it's not, look, it's ending soon. - No, bro. - And I have to stop it. - I want them to fucking square it up 'cause they're all coming to my fucking wedding. - I'm fucking fine. - And I need them to shop, bro. - And the Chinese try, and I'm inviting, there's not like conflict. - Banks, if you learn a little Swedish, we can fucking ease this over, man. - No, he'll help you. - Marlon, Lacey, Banks, Ron, all go to Clav's club. They sit down over some bottle service, and they figure some shit out. - Yeah, and 30 bad ones surrounding them. - That's the thing. - In case they got a draw vote. (laughing) - No, let's leave it to fucking democracy. - That's the baddies. - And in the baddies vote. - Me and Clav got some beef. - Come on, you don't have to have beef. - Yeah, bro. Is it because of what he said about fucking your girls group? - It's a beer end in the thing, member. - Oh, no, he's not that. - That was fucking, he sat on. - Was that deep in the beef? - He used to do spot on. - Clav said about beer end. - He said like, there was a picture of the audience at a beer end show, a live show, and he said, "Look at all the soys. "The left should have accepted me." But I think that's a bit, it's a more complicated statement than he knows, which is kind of interesting. - The thing that fucking made us have a little beef is someone said, "Why are you not invited "and streamer games?" And he said, "I don't go to that fucking cringe shit." - Ah, can you do it? And it's like, well fuck, bro, there goes 27 out the water, out the window. - It is pretty gesture. - It is gesture. - It said it was gesture. - Dude, I'm a canicle bowl on stream as gesture. I don't know what to tell you about you. - Yeah, I mean, you know, Clav and his ill, are the movement of anti-gester streaming. - It doesn't have to be gay, bro. - It doesn't have to be gay. - Occasionally fucking cool to do. - Yeah, but it's gesture when you're on a fucking yacht with 30 bad ones around you. That's the difference. When he looks at two women making out and he goes, "Whoa, he looks like Jim from the office." That's gesture. Let's make no mistake. - It's a little gesture. - But he's on a fucking goddamn yacht and there's like seven Bugatti's on there. They're flying off the fucking deck, like kill yourself. - Clav would never be caught dead taking a penalty kick in his life. - Mm-hmm. - He would never subject himself just the potential embarrassment. - Dude, I have rewatched Dante's penalty kick. It's insane. He's like, "Yeah, this fucking kick is gonna go up or left bins." Because I am someone who knows that if he puts it out in the universe, it will happen. - And my goal is giving me cancer. - And sometimes the ball gives you cancer and you can't do shit about it. You just have to go next. It's just one of the nine. You have to go next and gives you cancer. - And it penalties arc, I don't want to be done. - And it kicks it and it just. - He kicks it and it just goes so far right. Like it's insane how far right it goes. It's so beautiful. - It's fucking lute on my jungle. It can't do it. - You hear what happened at his wedding? - Dante's is. - Yeah. - No, it happened. - A little bit of drama. - What kind of what? - Could have happened. - What could have fucking happened? - You know about, you know who Tarzan is? - Yeah. - Zanium. - Tarzan toxic league player. Made some enemies in his day. One of them's, you know, Ali Copter. - Don't know this one. - And an enemy of Tarzan. - This is, we've actually reached my threshold for names on this episode. We've named so many people in the past five minutes. - Okay, we'll go back to microwaving your dish and fantasy of fireworks wedding. - Dante. - Dante. - Oh, Dante's. - You're chicken. - Friends with Tarzan. You know they play together. - Yeah. - Ali Copter wants to fight Tarzan. - Are they all at the wedding? - Ali Copter, not friends with Dante. It's not invited to Ali Copter, a woman. - Ali Copter, man. - Man. - Ali Copter pulls up to the wedding. - No. - It's not like Alison Copter. - No. Waits outside at the chance that Tarzan shows up 'cause he thinks Tarzan's gonna be invited to fight Tarzan. - That is insane. - You have a big enough beef. - Tarzan, not invited to the wedding. (laughing) Never shows up. - Crazy to just, crazy to just guess. - Well, I'm fucking, I'm hungry out here. So if I could get a little bit about a plate before I leave, that would be nice. - It's crazy. It's corn. - It's corn or something. - He didn't just show up in street clothes. He shows up in wedding attire. - That's tough as hell, bro. - Dante's goes piss. He's, Ali Copter, he's like, what's up, dude? And Ali Copter's like, dude, congrats on the marriage. He's like, what are you doing here? And he's like, just hanging out. - And you just sit. - What? - And you sit in there. He didn't go in the wedding. - So he just let lying? - Well, he didn't even fucking tell him the whole truth and he's like, yeah, I was here in the off chance that Tarzan shows up so we're fucking fighting. - That's crazy. - What did Tarzan do to him? - This matter so much. - I don't know more context in this, but I think I don't know if there's something you could do that justifies doing it at the wedding. - If Tarzan, like-- - Just go to Tarzan's house. - If he killed someone in my family? - Just go to his house. - Yeah, but if you just go to where that is, then he posts his dot. - Yeah, I'm gonna go show up in his dot. - Well, and this goes back to what I was saying that weddings are a bit sacred and the Chinese tribe would never do something like this. - Chinese tribe would never do this. - No, no, no, no. - 'Cause they understand that that's the wedding. - That's the wedding. - You handle it after the wedding. - Yes. - You don't think so in a kid, I think, can you see? - Don't just have a kid. - He's having one. - Oh yeah, sure, having a kid, having a kid. - But he's baby maulking you too. - You can't get ahead. - I'm not getting-- - What do you even have over him? - Yeah. - What? - If anything. - A kid. - Guys. - Have you collab with Junksy ever? - I don't, I don't on one ever. - I don't mean to put you guys down, but I am closer to Nantes than you guys will ever be, right? So it's like, I'm a family man here. Like I understand you guys got girlfriends and shit, but like-- - You're standing on the Eiffel Tower and it's like who's closer to Mars? It's like, it's so fucking fun. - Yeah, you I need you to understand. - Sure man. - I get to you in 20 minutes. - I'm Brian Scalabrini, he is LeBron. You guys play ball, like, rec, and that's fucking cool. - Yeah, so you self-admittedly averaged like a couple points in that last thing. - I'm the league. - Says in the NBA. - Yeah, I'm the fucking league. - He said, he am a dodger, and we play as a fucking part. - In the fucking league. - I appreciate it. - I found his brand in bro. That's fun bro. I hope he has a fun playing a rec basketball. - He's actually never did any crack the court in the rain. - Did he not play yesterday cause it rained? - We play indoor bro. - That's a good logging. You can't play when it rains. (laughing) That's what I was playing. - Do you remember when I fought those kids playing basketball? Who walked in? It was a bump out at your party. - Oh, it was. - Who does that sound? - Not Lil Tj. It was. - That's crazy. - Is it Lil Tj? - No. - I can't remember his name. - Big ass rapper just walked by and said, "Yeah, I play basketball here sometimes." I don't know. - I'll play at your party. I'm with the gang. It's two rappers in Poloji. - A Poloji. - A Poloji. - And Lil Tj is featuring on the song. - And Zeke was like, "Is that Poloji?" And then you were like, "Oh God, by Gully, it is." - I'm like, "By Gully, that's Poloji." (laughing) - Oh man. - Dude, today's field day. - It's field day today. We're going to need tips somehow. - All right, is there gonna be fucking drama again? Drama? I'm reading champ. I don't wanna hear anything. - How are the rules this year? - I don't know. - I'm completely on the run. - I'm on the run. - I was supposed to confer with next girlfriend after I was too tired from flying, 'cause my girlfriend's scheduled the layover, which was really smart of her. - This is perfect because. (laughing) - Dude. - Dude. - They're also just put you on two planes to one place, man. - It's like, what is that? - They're all. - You can just do them. - No. - You can use one plane. - We're gonna stand for them. We have to stand for them. - We can't do one way now, Bama. - Is it good? - No, well, we had to fly to Atlanta and then drive. - Actually, that's why the trip was so, it was fun, that was a fun trip. I was giving her shit. But I don't know if she's just not falling around shit. - No, this is perfect. We have a ref and it's someone I trust to enforce rules. - So you're not touching the rules. - No, we didn't have a ref last year. We needed one. We needed one. - It just. - Last year you were the ref and first place. - Okay, here is the list. - We're gonna do everything. - Here is the list at the field day. Score sheet, she actually designed this as well. She tries really hard to shit. Don't leave games man, let me just see I can't wait to see that, I don't want to see that, I don't want to see that. to lay out. - Cool. - League one game. - Oh man. - League one fucking game, pussy. - I'll leak one game. It's. One's just called, "Don't get God." - Great leak. - It's Aiden, he's in a bear costume. (laughing) - Wow. - And you don't wanna get God, 'cause you don't wanna find out what happens. - You look a little like Sammon. (laughing) - Yep. - All right guys, that's the art podcast for this week. I hope you enjoyed it. It's a Labor Day episode. So you got our labor on your day. We're gonna go and do the damn. - Where you gonna do field day? - We're gonna go field day. - And I'm sure next week, or when we actually have tomorrow, the whole Patreon episode will be the post-beal day episode. - If you wanna see how pissed off we already each other from activities outside, go ahead and check the Patreon episode. - If you want it. - If you fucking win again, I'm genuinely mad. - Have you ever come over to my house? (laughing) - To be fair, she has kept me like out of the loop on any games where information matters. - Yeah, no. - Yeah, but you can still be in training. - She's like, don't go in the room. - I can't wait for Nick to fucking turn around, be like, that's gonna how this one works. - Hey. - You guys have a good start for this one. - I just, this year, win or lose, win or lose. Always be champ. That's, she's got that. - Yes. - Do you have a ring? - Yeah, you got my team last year. - All right, see you next week. - Bye bye.