Ep. 261 - This Drink Shouldn't Exist

(upbeat music) - Chocolate time, by the way, everyone. It's chocolate time, sweets are on the table, they weren't, and now they are. - Do you have more? - No, I got one. I got it from there, it was here for years. - It was chocolate time. - Zippers says chocolate time thumbs up. - Zippers taking part in chocolate time, you at home as well, if you're listening. - Guys, enjoy chocolate time, one rule for chocolate time, and I'm sorry, this is why these guys don't have any, you need to do 20 pull-up. - In a row? - In a row. - In a row, then you get chocolate time. - I can't do 20 blows of a row. - Yes, so you don't get them. - Chocolate time. - Chocolate time. - Chocolate time. - Is this when you did it a couple weeks ago? - I did it yesterday, too. - Yeah. - 'Cause I like this much in my fucking house. - 10 pull-ups, 'cause I do sour time. - I get something a little fun. - Yeah, so 20- - On a better time. - 20-shock, no. - Yeah, it's not, it's a way worse time. - No, it's more, you fucking hate. - You put a pull-up. - We ain't gummy. - Maybe even sour-couple. - It could be five. - You know how there's chichita peppers and like one in ten are hot? - Yeah. - Like, sour candies, but you don't know if they're sour or not. Like you bite in and it releases sour juice, and inside they're like, "Fuck you!" - Yeah, I would just hate this. Alex got to this first. They're called little bastards. And you don't know if they're gonna be sour, normal? Was that what he said? - Or spicy. And the spicy one is 36 Carolina Reaper's. (laughing) - Wow. - I genuinely think if you are out there and you want it to be a millionaire, but you can't think of a good idea, you should just listen to Alex and then just take it. 'Cause he'll never do it. - Yeah. - He's the idea, he really is the idea. - I like how he also seems to have developed every sour idea. - Yeah. It really is his arena? - No, no, no, no, no, hold up. That's just what he's doing now. Like, you know, like, if you look back at the movies that Robert Pattinson was doing when he was a teenager, like, is different, but he's not still the twilight guy. - Are you saying that Alex is in his twilight era right now? - His twilight era is right now, and it's the sour era. - And his ideas, when he's gonna be fucking doing the Batman, like his Batman level idea, and his audacity level idea are gonna be crazy. - But clearly, we're not there yet. - No. - And well, are you team sour? Are you team 36 Carolina Reapers? Do you guys remember Lopez tonight? It was George Lopez's talk show that was very short-lived, and it aired, and the first guest he had was Taylor Lautner, and that was like the big deal. Like, we're gonna have Taylor Lautner on it. I'm George Lopez. - It perfectly dates when the show happened, too. - Yes, 'cause it's like a big deal, and obviously Taylor Lautner is an interesting thing at all right now, ever. - Well, he has one thing interesting. - What? - He married someone named Taylor. - He did? - Yeah. - And they're both Taylor Lautner. - And he also dated Taylor Swift. - No, he didn't, bitch. - I don't know, do you think it's cool incidents when this happens? - When a Taylor dates a Taylor? - No, like, example. In high school, my best friend was dating a girl. His name was Noah. He was dating a girl. She cheated on him with a guy named Noah. - Damn. - And then broke up with that guy? - No. - And the third guy she dated was Noah. - Dang. - And I'm saying, is there, what are they doing? - I think, I do think people look for connections in things that don't exist. - That's like, you ever talked to a friend who's, you know, an Asian girl, and she does the, she does the audit. She looks like-- - Wait, does she have a cat named Mochi? - She may or may not. - Okay. - And then she's, she's, she's, she's seen a new guy. - Did you play any of the other agents? (all laughing) - Okay, let's end that one right there. - She's seen a new guy. And maybe he's white. And she'll go through his dating history. He's like, oh, the last guy. He just, the previous girl was Asian. And he's like, oh, it could be a chance. - It's what it is, what? - But then, looks at the girl before that. Ah! - Also Asian. - And then they're like, you know how many Asian girlfriends in your dating history's too many. It's probably more percentage based. - It's a percentage based, yeah. - But maybe it's not percentage based, like, 'cause if you dated enough women, that's also a problem. How many dating women is too many? - That's also, if you're 23 and you've dated 100 women. - Yeah. - Something's going on. If you're a 100 first woman to be like, okay, I'm not new on this. - Well, I think what if a genuine question to our viewers right now, if you're a jiggle-o, sound off? (all laughing) - Or what's that like? - There's gonna be like one guy like, - Or those the guy who was a jiggle-o. (all laughing) - No, that's, uh, that's a loose your door. - Oh no. (all laughing) - Jiggle-o-lucky. - Jiggle-o-lucky. - What? (all laughing) - What? - I genuinely thought you was trying to find loose your door then. If you're a jiggle-o sound off, it's a male prostitute. - Really? - Yeah. - You'll remember it, you'll remember it. - Do as big a low, male jiggle-o. - I remember do as big a low, but I didn't know the second part-- - Well, take as a male jiggle-o. - Do as a male jiggle-o. - I know, I only know the first part. - What's the word? I'm dead ass. I thought, in my head, jiggle-o was the word for the fans of insane clown bossy. - Jiggle-o. - Jiggle-o. - There or no? (all laughing) - I got to dig a little to my trailer. - I'm working Spencer. (all laughing) - I went to Spencer's yesterday. - What? - Well, should I have big vibrators? - No. - I'm bigger butt. - No, I just-- - Did it fly up? - It was full, though. - It was packed. - Really? - I was at the mall in Vegas, and I had not seen the mall so-- - It was the thing, it was 110. It was 110. - Did you ever look at the weather in Vegas? - Oh, in the desert? - It was 110. - But you went in Vegas. - I was in Vegas, I was in Cudi's family. - That's why I messaged him. I was like, "What the fuck, you're the laziest "twitch room of all time? "I twitch just dry as fuck right now." - Yeah. - I'm sitting on my computer. - It was dry! - I said, "I don't mind. "Fried it." - I don't care. Shut up. - I watched that one, too. Shut up. - It was a little dry. - That's why you were so responsive. Oh, I got so happy about that. - Yeah. - I wasn't working. - Yes, I wasn't working, so I was responding. - You get bored. - I'm not bored, I'm just like, you're out of reels. - If you scroll along on a fun YouTube shorts, it goes to my ideas. - I, look, and it's something I need for me. - To your credit, I was so bored and I didn't want to scroll, so I went through my email. - Oh, oh my god. - They're just so. - You come to it. - You come to it. - Did you use the Apple email or did you open the Gmail app? - No, no, I have that. I don't use the Apple app. - If you use the Apple email, I had something's wrong. - The Apple mail user. - The gross. - Something might be wrong. - It puts all my emails in one place. - Oh, even the wrong Google ones. (laughing) - Even the wrong Google ones. - The only time I open it is when I hit the mail button and it opens it up for me. And I find my shitty eye cloud email I've never used in my life. - I think that's part of it. You get to see this ruined capital of all your life 15 years ago, and you're like, I don't wanna look at that. Like, there's spam emails from fucking t-shirt websites that don't exist anymore. - Yeah, dick pills, yeah. - It's a scary graveyard. - I like those shoes, how long did you get them? - How long did I get them? - How long did you get them? - I've had this forever. - Really, years. - He has had them forever. - The last time he got them cleaned. - Come, come dirty. - No, I'm just saying, I got hit with this exact thing twice at the mall. - Oh, a shoe shiner. - Yes, in both times I go, wow, like a year ago, and I didn't realize there was fucking sales pitching me. - So you got your shoes cleaned a year ago? - No, no, he's like, what, he was, he actually asked when did you get them? - Oh, first question. - And I was like, I was like a year ago. And then he's like, he's like, they don't look, they don't look new. Like they could use a little buff. - Wow. - And I was fucking got fucking got. And then I got indignant about it. - Is it getting got if this is happened to me? - Did you do it? - Yeah, he washed the shoe with the product that he was selling. And then I bought the product. And then I used it. - Oh, it's fucking awesome. - You use the product? - Yeah, it's just such a good thing. - It's a good thing to do. - Do you also join the Mormon church? - Are we gonna shen you and after this? - It was. - I mean, yeah, it's clean shoes. - We're gonna look great. - I don't like the shoe shine thing. Like, I think in Burbank Airport, there's like a shoe shine platform. - It shouldn't be at the airport. - It just reminds me of like slaves. Like it's weird, like, you know what I mean? Like, there's a, there's a human being like cleaning the bottom of your feet for money. - I think I should be over there. - I think you should be showing like being faced with it, but like, you're okay with door dash as a concept. - Well, yeah, because it's out of sight out of mind. - Yes, exactly. - It's absurd. - If you see it, if I don't, if I don't have to look, - No. - No, I think it doesn't. - No, no, no, no, it's entirely, it's entirely the form that it takes while it happens. You have to sit on a high throne. - Sure. - That's like a leather reclining comfy seat with a cup holder and some shit. And then they're below you. - Yeah. - And they're like looking up like this. - That's kind of what I mean. - They're waiting for bust. - If like, if door dash instead was a guy coming out of like a little latch in the ground, - There you go, here's your burger. - And I'm like, shut up. - I'm like, what? You know, step on his fingers. - Whoa. - And then go where I snatch the burgers from. And if they all, the old set and the attic, like the only way you can receive door dash is if someone comes up through a hole. - Yeah. - And the only way you can get it. - They move the big square and they hand you it. So, yeah, it's the physicality of a shoe shine. It's also the idea, we don't really need shoe shines. I don't know. If your shoes are dirty, like, I don't know, it's weird. - I feel like it's supposed to be, why it's funny to me that Aiden did it is 'cause I feel like it's preserved for business people. Like they have their leather dress shoes on. - Yes. - And they get scuffed. - Yeah. - Mostly walking like the airport. And it's like, oh, let me buff out that. - That would clean, easy thing to clean this. - But about red and red. - The bottom is red. - Where's the nameless ones? - This guy, this guy was the only one. He was like, "Yeah, you want to clean these shoes for me?" Or essentially Amazon fodder. - He was extremely charismatic. And he was like, "Let me, hello, you know, "your white sneakers are looking a little dirty." - I'm sure. - What if I show you how easy it is to clean them real quick? - Wow, right. - Clean's three. - Does the clean, and I'm like, "Fuck it, that worked great." That seemed easy. Let me buy that, and then I can wash the shoes. - Well, it was the last time you used it yourself at home. - Probably like six weeks ago. - That's kind of recent. - Let's stop that. Well, when did you meet the guy? - What, like when did that interact, and I have it? - Like two and a half years ago? - Oh, wow. - Wow. - That's amazing, yeah. - That guy's out of the clean right of my mind. - 'Cause if you're gonna say 10 weeks ago, you saw the guy, then it'd be bad. - No, it was like over two years ago. - Wow. - So it's that easy to have an influence on your simple mind and your simple mind. - I think it was like a very, it's like, "Oh my God, this is an easy solution "to a real problem I have." And it's not that expensive. - We would've gotten one shot it by Infomercials, bro. - Oh my God. - They want to fuck you. You don't have silicone baking mats all over you. - Do you buy Instagram ads? - No, I don't browse Instagram. - Oh, I guess he doesn't. So only physical marketing can work on him. Billboards must go crazy. - I think I actually think that you don't entrap him with the digital marketing ad. I think you need a physical interaction. 'Cause I think the novelty of meeting a person for him is enough to be like, "Yeah, I'll give you money." - I think I will. - I'm sorry, but it was how nice and charming he was. For sure. - It was sales. - It sales, yeah. - Yeah, I was charged. - It's B to C sales. - Rather pay a guy not to shine shoes. I would be like, "You want to shine my shoes?" "No, man, here's some money." - I got on. - It was weird. - My mind is moving against me because earlier this week, I had a dream and it was like an Infomercial in my head. I had a dream about wizards of the coast, Star Wars miniatures, which they discontinued in 2010. - Very rare. - I used to collect them when I was a kid. I think I had to be in fifth grade. - What did they have? - Six grade. - Do they have characters? - Yeah, it's like fully painted Star Wars figurines that you play like a game with. - Okay. - And. - We have Julie. - Yeah, I think I'll go through. - It's Julie, I think I'll go through it. - It's Julie. - It's Julie. - It wasn't Julie like this. - Well, I think they have what Julie like this. - Oh, Julie. - It's Julie. - Wow. - Yeah, these. - Wow. - They are. - She looks fucked up. - And they're. These might be the new ones, actually. Which I realized once I looked it up the next day, but I had such a strong inclination of my dream to like reclaim these miniatures and buy them that I've been browsing and purchasing. - You've been doing it. - Yeah, this is the Neuralink. You literally got like Neuralink. And this is how ads will work in like 10 years. - I think so. They infiltrated. - Well. - Elon put Star Wars back into my brain and I'm buying it on eBay. - What marketing works on you guys? (laughing) - Marketing. - She's weak to physical man in dream. - I wasn't my. - Oh, candy ads. - What are you talking about? - Yeah, more than once I have been showing a candy ad and been like, yeah, I wanna try that. I've bought it online. - Can I ask what a candy ad is? Like, what does it look like? 'Cause not Twix. It's like a rare candy, right? - Yeah, it's. - No, I'm not buying like Skittles on Instagram. But like, you get like an Instagram ad and it's just like, you know, this is fucked up sour. - You remember? Do you remember? There was this era Nick had in the old house where he, you brought in these like blue sour strips on that everywhere now. - They're so good. I found them on Instagram and we all tried one. - Yeah, I have seen sour candy ads on hindsight, but I don't get them a lot. - And there's at once, I think I told you, I told you, this is probably on the show, but there's that one time at word, sour candy and it wasn't very sour, but they marketed it as like, just sour, a legitness sour, and I left to review. - That's an angry review on the website 'cause I noticed all the reviews get posted like their website front page. They left like a scathing review. - Not miss out on this extremely misleading. - Did you guys see in the, in the break room on the counter, they're creatine gummies? - Yeah. - If they're called connies. - Yes, I bought these. - Can I have some connies? - What are you coming to? - They're my body's gummies and they do low key look if you're fucking going quickly like comies. - It's such a dirty and curly little word. - It's an influencer made, creatine gummy. - Oh, God. - What influencer? - Trent wins. - It's not a huge one, I don't remember their name. - Oh, that's what, 'cause you were trying out like YouTuber products. - Yeah, I was trying to use your products. - Why do we have that unwell drink that is named terribly? - Because I was trying YouTube a product. - It's called unwell. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's like, yeah, a drink just called like gross shit. - And red bulls. - And red bulls better. - Yeah, red bulls better. 'Cause this is a gross shit poop drink. And it's like, drink my poop drink. - Next, we give the new shipment six months from now. It's a red bull's poop zero. Just poop zero for piece of zero. - It's a pressure room for a fur zero. - I'm poop sugar. - I got a full sugar poop. I had a Coke Zero for the first time. - How did you fail? - It's a lot better than diet. I get the Coke Zero. 'Cause the Diet Coke phrase, or what's the word I'm looking for, the craze? I don't understand, I think it tastes pretty bad. - Dude, I-- - Coke Zero, that stuff's delicious. - I get the Diet Coke ads, I find them embarrassing. - What do you mean? - Let me get a fridge cigarette. It's a shirt for every fucking person. - Yeah. - Those are Diet Coke ads? - Yeah, it'll basically just be Diet Coke merch. And it's like, let me get a fridge cigarette and then it shows a fridge full of Diet Coke. - This can't be an actual Coke. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - No, this is like shirts that go hard. - I see it, yeah. - Of course. - Yeah. - But the fact that it exists, the craze is too, they're lying to themselves. - That's how you feel about one piece fans. I feel about Diet Coke fans. I don't feel that it's real. - No, no, no, no, do not do this to me. Do not put me in this horrible read again. I don't think about one piece fans. - I feel the strong urge to come to Slime's defense right now. - No, no, I just said something so ridiculous. - What did I say as ridiculous? - That one piece is, the one piece fans are the same as the Diet Coke fans. - Yeah, I'll fight with you. - I'll fight with you, that they are similar. - Yeah, they are. - I'm saying the way, 'cause one piece fans think one piece is amazing, and it is. And other people, there's no way-- - The value proposition. - The value proposition of Diet Coke is so simple and positive and straightforward, I feel like. - And the first 100 episodes of One Piece are terrible. - They're not terrible. - Our long park isn't terrible. You just don't like art. - I like what you like. (laughing) - I like what you like. - Yeah, I like what you like. - How the first 100 terrible? - I like listening to you. - When you lose all the wine for 15 episodes, it was awesome. - It was awesome. I love the, he somehow had an octave higher than my voice. - Sure, Village is a good arc. - It's a village. - And also, are you watching Doug or Sub? (laughing) - Are you watching Doug or Sub? - So I watched Subbed. - So what's wrong with the range? - Oostops voice sounds like if you put my hand through the meat cleaver edge, Jimmy John. - Wow. - Oostop rock. - Wow, did you even watch it first 100? Why the first 100? - Sorry, I watched it. I lied, I exaggerated. I watched the first 85th. - I watched the 85th episode. - That's the reason it really picks up. - And said, you know what, I really enjoyed the first 250 chapters of the manga, but the anime is not for me. - Why did you educate? - I used to like, or long park. - Because the pacing of the show is bad. It is a bad television show. - Bam. Bam, bam, bam, bam, what's that? - Then he puts a hat on me. - It's fucking annoying. And in the most, I just go flip, flip. - Yeah, this is, this is. - Is it ethical goons, real question? Is it ethical goons to watch something like one piece on 1.5X or faster? - Whoa. - 'Cause they thought we talk about this a lot where it is ethical goons, where it's not. - I think first watch, the answer is no. - Well, they developed. - So you can watch it. - I think it would be yes, because they literally developed one pace, which cuts out. - One pace solves this, but what if you watch those one pace selected episodes? - 1.5, now you're getting greedy. - You think so? - Yeah, I think you're getting greedy. - If you're watching OG 1.5, I'm like, okay. If you're watching one pace 1.5, it's like, relax. You already cut the corner. - Okay, go to fucking recut it. - Rapid fire, ignorant enemy questions. Was the manga just as long? - The manga is, what do you mean by that? - It's still going, don't say was. - Oh, is it, oh, it's still going alongside the animated show? - Yes, it's ahead. - The manga means the charge. - Oh, I didn't know the case is. - Whoa, I thought it was like one was made a long time ago, and one is developed actively. - The issue is that the amount, oh my goodness. - It's crazy, bro. - 11,189 chapters. - But the volumes, the books are the volumes, right? So it's 115 books themselves, like physical. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The issue, Nick, is that they're not consistent with the amount of pages that they use from the manga. Like, in translation to the amount of like, frames or like minutes that they-- - The manga is not a storyboard. There's more. - The manga's not coming out fast enough to make the show paste well. Because they've been-- - No, that's not right. - That is true. - That's not right, that's not the issue. - 'Cause we have to wait 20 seconds for Luke to watch the-- - Oh my goodness. - We have to wait 20 seconds for Luke to watch the-- - Oh my goodness. - We look at the back, so the Luke is arm, and are long standing in a park for about 15 minutes longer than we did. - This existed in the first 100 episodes, and there was a lot of manga then. And they caught out, but it's just-- - Oh, it's crazy, so the TV guys were better at their job? (laughing) - Yeah, it's even worse. - Well, I think most, I think most agree that Toe Animation hasn't done an amazing job, which is why there's a map of remade to begin with. - I'm actually excited about that. - And I genuinely hope that you lose vision before it comes out. - Like, it goes blind to like, from a disease? - Yes. - Or like an accident? - Yes. - He would be in sufferable as a blind person. - Yeah, it would be pretty. - He would get some sort of sonar device that's loud for everyone else. Yeah, and then he would just sit there with it on GCS on his computer, but it's on a speaker Yeah, it would be on a speaker. Yeah, yeah You would make me not feel sympathy I was standing down all the fucking bumps. We have installed in the office So you don't know where you are. What I'm fucking blind Yeah, I'm blind. I need the sonar. Oh my god your girlfriend would come and she'd be rolling her eyes And you wouldn't be able to tell yeah, and the family knows when his eyes are open What she do You know what I found out last week. What did that bitch do fucking found out? Yeah, you know what this is fun The love you're gonna think that you're gonna think that for real cuz you know what happened You know what I found out what did it wasn't me who left the door open when doors got lost that time It wasn't me She listened to last week's episode and you know, she tells me and she's like, I think I'm pretty sure that was me like a whole thing after and and I was like, you know what? That makes sense because I had so much fucking autism about closing that door when I left the house that I would drive Through halfway through a neighborhood be like did I lock the door and then drive back and then make sure the door was closed And I was like, I just don't think it's something I would do and then and then she listens to the episode She's like, I think that was me you low-key broader of the house though that bitch You are responsible for the guests that you bring ultimately, which is true, which is true. Yeah, still She Hate animals. She didn't take the fall either No, cuz we didn't know. Well, she's taking the fall right now But she's also this like abstracted and technistic force to everyone else while Aiden is right here And I think the statute of limitations is passed. No, no for Aiden though, but like for the crime like we came back But like we like shit on Aiden. We literally shit. Yeah, so the statute of limitations. She's a different times Well, I think I think the rule the rule holds I'm ultimately accountable for my guess look Yeah, look who you almost killed But I love that little guy too. Dude, he's evil as far as that low guy He literally hissed at me the other day. What are we doing? You know what I got scratched? It's gone now Yeah, cuz it wasn't that It was gaping. I had to get stitches. It wasn't keeping you know. Have you ever gotten stitches ever one time ever? I have for what when I when I some of you on my front tooth fake Yeah, I broke out the skateboard, but you how you you a stitch a tooth though it my tooth when that shattered it went through here Went through his lip and all this would open and I got that's why I have a line I don't have a Christian. No piercing what I think Christian is playing fucking street hockey one time Smash his whole fucking road teeth Trump right through his mouth Yeah, you're doing Christian dirty on those damn streamer you pics bro You keep taking pictures from the back of his head. He's balding dude. I stop I honest a god think you obsess over this I don't obsess over it. I'm just seeing a balding man who has to deal with that Do you think of men's hair so much more than I think most people? No, I just think of when I see a balding pattern. I like to attack it. Yes feels good to do. Yes. I don't I don't even do this anymore Look at I just when I see it I always like like I look at next. I don't care about next hair I think this is fine and yours Right this is the point but that but to say that I'm obsessed with hair in general I think is a misnower. I'm obsessed with the ball Balding hair and I'm obsessed with noticing the pattern and and I think you're also obsessed with keeping it hidden Or having them go boldly join your clan. I'm obsessed with them at least knowing what's going on But I don't what here's the thing. I don't want Christian to walk through life like an asshole Thinking it's all good. I want him to know on the back of his head Which is the most solvable part of the whole puzzle. Yeah, the back of the head. That's a good one You can fix this if you want, but if he doesn't know it's childish. Do you think he doesn't know? I don't know I don't know. I don't know. I like it when we asked sure go ahead and ask him It seems like you want to ask Like he didn't he didn't get it. He's like he's like I like I like how he's like do you want me to tell him like brother? You want to he's like one of those guys going around helping like homeless jog addicts with Narcan Yeah, but he like has like finastered. Oh god. You're balding your balding hold on. I got this I'm doing community service He's laughing in there the interactions going swell getting a haircut Does he know? Does he know? Cuz time acts like it's a bugger on your face that they can't tell us there No, yeah, like he actually get the it's a swatzika tattoo You should get it caught being covered It's more like your hair is in the shape of a swastika and you don't know So I go up to Christian this isn't just now. Yeah, I'm like I'm out of breath is cuz I sprang up He's literally for feet away. Yeah, very close and I'm like Christian Do you know that you're going bald on the back of your head? He turns around and smile I've never seen it sort of like a coy like give me a sec. Yeah, and he says It's just my haircut And I Had my hat on and I take it off And I say I say hat and hand and he's interrupts me again He's like I saw the picture you put or I saw the tweet that you replied to I And my hair looks like shit. Let me get a haircut. Let me prove that it's not that as a cut And you know what I said okay Yeah, that's okay. Let's see the haircut I'm not trying to force this issue, but once he gets the haircut then we can go from there and be like well We have the haircut now. Maybe we'll look at the physicality of this hair right and how it's maybe thin Right and not growing as strong as the rest of your head, which looks great great Jack Buck chisel abs chisel. Yeah chisel. And so I think I just proved myself correct that he doesn't know He's in Colton which is totally fine. I'm here to tell you do you want to get on that? I know the solutions And that's your man's so you know what you're actually a fucking and I and I take it like everything I said You're actually a public servant. Thank you who is who is being aggressive and mean in the same way I was to my students like you're like you're like you should fucking fix it now. I just want you to be aware of the problems that you have I don't mind that YouTube channel. I don't mind this. Let's fix this. I know I understand you, but you are me for ball It's been a long time. I've been this way for a long time It really locked in That's what respect I understand what he does now you can't say it by the way that what you joined it I can't say he said he was talking about how he's gonna find out you said he's gonna find out because that's not a haircut You can't say that why not because I it's just bunching down, but we're both sides of this spectrum, you know And his ideal world he'd turn into me. Yeah, so I have to be around to be like look what could Happen you have to exist as a sort of yes, so sort of example. Yeah, but like you don't speak Yeah, but yeah, no speaking I bring a mr. Beast channel, but mr. Beast doesn't get the fucking chime this Negation kind of like that. Oh, are you gonna dress the allegations one of the allegations that you've been taking voice lessons? I have not been taking voice lessons People time that investigates just became shockingly good. That didn't take voice lessons I pop out I pop out with something. I don't even really I'm literally Kyle in the laundry room, right? Yeah, I don't even realize I sound good Expressing myself. Yeah, you guys are like Kyle. It's amazing. Yeah I meant to what feel bad about it now because I'm secretly taking lessons Suddenly became because it wasn't always this way. Yeah, because you've expressed yourself in the past Yeah, cuz you know, it's like how you that's like what I don't know. I don't think it's out of that good It sounds good sounds great Kyle it's amazing No, I've not been taking lessons. That's a really funny gag. I wish I thought of that and I wish I had done that But I didn't do that. Okay. All right. I just wanted the allegations address. I think I think I think I found my range Ooh, that's actually like firt as an example, right? Like rockathon. I wouldn't say I was it's a lot more vulnerable to like really try to sing in front of an audience Right, right? So you're kind of more like the way you play rock band with your friends singing where you're kind of just like yelling I sing like I'm part of the band simple plan. Yeah, that's my copy. Yeah, so I don't have to genuinely try Because it's like you add a tinge of funny to it. Yes, so like as a shield to your ego I'm not a shield that I'm not bad at this thing or that I'm not coming off as like cringe But in private with my friends I will hire for a little vocal run Rock band, but we're trying really hard. Please be nice in the box and we get mad at each other if the score is low Rock band, but we can't progress the next song unless we get a 90 Singing well in rock band does not help No, it's a different skill singing is the worst part of rock band. Yeah, because you don't I don't know what the word is in music But like you don't have to be at the right Pit pitch I think you almost have to be right for you. Yeah, it's kind of a volume thing like the louder you are It'll always max out you can't go really loud and have it below Right, yeah, I mean I was playing guitar and singing in the rock band thing and the songs I really liked and that was the most fun in the world And I didn't even need to look at the thing. I think I got a bad score on it. Did you see how your allegations? Huh? Yeah, there's allegations, but it's not coming from me because he went to his fuck it and his fuck ass F slur Which is his group of friends not a person You know, the first time that I listen to this podcast. - The first time that I ever. - You know, the 8-1-on-1. (laughing) - You went to your fucking other buy-up. - We did it weekly, we did it weekly. - Were he, and you were like, you guys wanna play the entire track list of rock band dressed up? - Yep. - What, we did that. - We said that to them. - Mine is wonderful. - I didn't, first of all, I didn't add a dress up. I did say the entire year of rock band. We've talked about doing a second one. - You said dressed up. - It's been shot down. - Did I? - Yes. - I said, what if you did? What will you do for me? - On God, what I would do, if you show me evidence right now. - I'd go, yeah. - Okay, let's not find it then. - Yeah. - Let's sit in the university where we don't agree. - But can we come find with that? But I know you said it. - I didn't say it, but can you hang on? - Right. - We talked about doing another rock band. - We did? - The consensus was no. - No, that's not true. We just got lazy and never did it. - No, no, we talked about doing another, 'cause I think there was-- - We talked about the, we disagreed on my chair a year. - There was a desire after a year and then the consensus was like, I don't run into the ground. Like, is this magic in a bottle? - I would just say that. - No, this conversation didn't happen. - No, there was an idea that I think maybe me Colin came up with that was fighting ice with fire. But first we fought fire and now we're fighting ice with fire. There was one of that fighting ice. I don't know. It was the opposite of fire. - There was the idea of why fighting a good cause. - While ice was like the biggest thing we were talking about didn't do like an anti-ice. - They're still on my block by. They're still around. - They're still around rapists in the country. - They can still be fought with fire. - No, you they can. - Because we could still do it. - I think really the issue is like, the fire was like a cause that's happening right now. We can be impactful with right now. - Sure. - Whereas like, and there are causes, but it's a little more nebulous. We have to like kind of pick one and like, 'cause it's not like, you can't do an odd charity thing. And then it becomes like a thing and it's like. - Dude, that gets you to be cute. - It's like, what are we doing for this year for AGDQ? And it's like, then there's this. - What about uninsulment? - Rock band for profit. - No. - We got to get-- - Ooh, but we, instead of the game, like real instruments, we play real instruments for money. - This could work. - In front of a crowd. - In front of an audio too. - And we sell tickets. - We sell-- - We go to different physical locations. - So that way we get more audience members who haven't seen it. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - Things that we play, we actually record versions of them that can be listened to anytime on your device, or your phone, or your guitar. - Ideally, the notoriety of the music becomes so large that we are more known for that than maybe the other things we may have done before it. (drum roll) - I mean-- - I don't know if I want that. - But the lead singer like this. - What's Ludwig then? - Ludwig's singer? - I mean, it's the-- - I'm not showing you. - You guys have like a thing off and we figure it out. - Dude, I'm being-- - What am I doing? I'm beating my day. - I don't know. - I'm gonna be honest, I don't know. - Do I be the singing bassist? You know when a band has a singing bassist sometimes? - I think Rose Hill Drive did that 'cause they were at three piece and you had to do that, but we're a four piece. - No, some bands do it. Then they have like a full-- - They're singing drummers. Is it a treu? What band has a singing drummer? - Dave Girl's done singing drumming. - It's possible. - Singing drummers exist. They're not very common for some reason. - Everist did singing drumming. - They do the background vocals, I feel like a lot. - Phil Collins is great at it. - Lud, I have a question for you. - Yeah. - You just did a secret face. Archie will have to cut to it just for a moment while you do it. You did your face when you like lose the easiest valent round of all time and you really needed to win it. - Yeah. - What happened on your phone? What did you see? It must be streamer games related. - It has to be. - It has to be. - It must be someone trying to drop out or someone did drop out. - It just all drops and they are from France. - Yes. - Oh! - Oh! - Dave, you nailed it. - I'd like to solve. - Sure a lot of poems. You've nailed it. - Wow. - Does that mean finally, but if Galaxy, I can take a place and it's gonna be okay? - Oh, please bro, please. - Let him do it bro. - I just wanted to be one of the best ones in my goals before. - And you can punish all of France with this, right? 'Cause you can be like, look what happens when you, I mean, you don't have a country. - Where? - Where? - Where? - It's me. - I am here for this. - Oh. - Am I a sexual game? I don't see. (laughing) - Please bro. - Why don't you, you haven't said anything? - Right. (laughing) - Hi, I'm fucked. - I am better. - Oh, that's fucked. You have a solution right there. I speak to my mouse because I am excited. - I can't, I can't in good conscience. - You can. - Now you can with in good conscience. You got a bad slime. - Why not? - On to the French shot. - Because I think it would make the experience for the other French players who haven't bailed worse. - Let me tell you. Let me ask you a question. If I not, do I not have a stellar pristine record of meeting people and forging connections with them and having them walk away being like, I like that guy. - I agree with you, this is true, but there's one big issue here. - Yeah. - Is that they're gonna be speaking French. - I can be French. - Can we? - Can we? (laughing) - Okay, you play what? - Two or one, something on his career. - Well, two days, yeah, I can do it for two days. - What? (laughing) - Can you tell me right here right now that you won't have me as a Frenchman and just break my heart and break it for good? - I think just tell him. - What do you mean break it for good? There's never a chance to begin. - We never a chance to really know the zero person. - Yes, zero! - Zero! - Zero! - One, say, in the past two weeks, in the past two weeks, you've kind of been warm to it on the show. - Have I? - Yeah. - Yeah. - You've been warm to it. - You didn't say any words that indicated you support it. - Right. - I'll give you that. - Hey, hey, you turned down fucking San Chauvies, bro, and he's fluent in French. - Yes, because the goal was to have people who were, you know, French. - What culturally French? - San Chauvies. - But he said he can't do it, why? 'Cause they speak French, that's what your reason. - Also, they probably speak a little English. - They do speak a little English. - I speak a little French, we can do this. - What the hell? - I think it's an accent. (laughing) - So you gotta find a replacement. - If you can translate this phrase, okay, I can get you. - In real time? - Yes. - Right now? - Yes. - It's gonna be three words. - Okay. - It'll be easy. - Yeah. (speaking French) - I'll give it to you again. (speaking French) - I don't know what you're talking about. - Oh, my. - (speaking French) - (speaking French) - Is it my coffee's cold? - Is it your white? - That's life. - Okay, it's, I run fast. - Yeah. - Oh, it's I. - Yeah. - My mind. - That's the thing, I'm appellent. - Well, it's a cold, cold is a cognate. - Cool. - This cold rare is run in Spanish. - Yes. - See? This is easy. - I can get there. - I can get there. - I can't say shit. - You're close. - What's your name? Minombre is Slimeshipovite. - Oh my God. - Are you core vites? - Are you done being a professor at all? - Yeah, I'm done. Yeah, I'm done. - It's all wrapped? - Well, actually, I did get a few interesting offers from one of different professors. - What? - Real professors, huh? - Yeah, real professors are trying to get me to become guest lectures. Dude, someone in the art discord said at Cal Poly Pomona, my own mother, they are doing a podcast class. - Oh, good. - Wow. - But I'm like, I gotta be gone to your alumni, right? - I really am. - You gotta be. - It's like, if they call you up, you go, surely. - Of course, I would have to do that. That would be awesome. I don't, looking at the curriculum, and I don't know if they'd want me. (laughs) I'll check out the class, I don't think they'd want me. - Man, the classes like that are meant to pump out like the, you know, the ice coffee hours of the world, dude. - I don't think that's even the choice to do that. - I think they're meant to pump out like managers of creators or podcasters or like sales associates. - The teacher looks good. - Okay, well, they don't have to comment on their looks. (laughs) - What are you talking about? - It looks like a good class. - Yeah. - I just don't think it would be a good fit for me. - Whatever, dude. - You have been, you did your little seminar on Tuesday? Is it? - It's just face, bro. - What's happened? - Dude, you look like you're looking at Gore videos. - What is happening? - This looks bad. - Yeah, it does really. - This is so much longer than last time. - You're, you're paying to express it. - What? - What happened? - How the class? (sighs) - Come on, kiddo. - It's so nice, it's kind of nice to see him like this. 'Cause this is how I feel. - It's agonizing for him, and I love it. - I think it's a pleasure. - Because it's for once. - I think he just doesn't, you know, I feel like you don't get stressed like this very often. - Yeah, but dude, like this is the worst part of my job, bar none. - What happened? - I just have people dropping. - And right now. - Like just, just like flies, like flies. - So what am I saying to reference people? What is this? - Will you punish them in their Ludwig way? - Yeah. - Dude, it's just like, is it? - I'm not gonna reveal, 'cause that's not my style. - I'll punish him in my Ludwig way. - You're probably gonna go live. - Which team? - No, I don't. - Wait, team. - But you someone else's name that we do know. - But then they're just gonna see who dropped. - I, look. - Ultimately? - Okay, there's a Marcus Aurelius quote for this. - Oh, please. - Zipper Pull it up. - Spell the alphabet. - Zipper Pull it up, what do you say? - Zipper Pull the Marcus Aurelius quote for me. - The one. Okay, wait, it's about fools. - Do you want to share with the class? - I don't know. - I've got no fucking clue. It is on top. You got to cover for me for a moment. - Okay. - Well, when. - Oh, you actually were looking for it. - Because other people are fools. Must you be. - So too. - Dude, he's not dude. - Foolish are those who have no, I don't know, how foolish is it then to puff yourself up with pride or berate yourself with worry? - Foolish gamer is live. - And he, why do you say that? - I don't like, I never liked how his name was Foolish gamers because it's plural. He's one man. - Well, I kind of like that. - Was there a plan to be a group maybe and he just couldn't get anyone in? - Yeah, it was gonna be John Tra. (laughs) - They just fell apart. - He said that shit about immigrants. - Yeah, I know, and no one stands for it. - He went solo, but kept the plural. - Is that Foolish's name? - Yeah, I didn't know that. - Wait, that's public, right? - I don't know. - I don't know his name. - He should get a top-not. What do you think? - Yeah, 100%. He look awesome. - Can we all vote on this? - It might be a bit, they might be a bit. There's ya. - He should get as big as Sam Suleik. - Yes, oh, he would look. - He would look good. - He would look good, if he got that's a Macutane and pumping through his blood and counteracting. Now he is acting now, but he will, if he gets on everything that Sam Suleik's on. - A top-not about 110 pounds of muscle. - A sword. - And a sword. - A samurai sword. - He'd look great. - He'd look great. - We can really whip this kid in the shape, making him do something with his damn life for once. Does that the coffee shop the other day? And it's embarrassing to say, but I needed uppies. - Yeah, from the barista. - I needed uppies, there was a man in the coffee shop line who was very large and I needed uppies. And I asked him and then he said, well, do you have cash up? - He's got always once fucking cash in his hand. - Well, no, he asked, he's like, do you have cash up? And I was like, I know I don't have cash up. - You didn't have it. - You didn't have it, and I didn't get uppies. - Dude, I gave him a good, I gave him the same coffee shop as you did. He asked for me for cash. And I taught him what cash up was, 'cause I didn't have any. - So I see what happened here, but it was so easy. - This makes so much sense because I've been trying to make some extra money on the side. I've been going to coffee shops offering uppies. And I don't accept cash up. - I don't accept cash up 'cause I didn't know I was an option and nobody has cash anymore. - Yeah, when he said it as an option, I said that is such a simple, easy way to do things. - I don't know how to do it still. - And he was like, I don't want to use that because I like using my card. - Yeah. - I have to explain to him that there's a cash up card plus security. - And with cash up, if you spend over $500 a month, you get higher borrow limits, cash back offers, overdraft protection. And I've been buying about $3,000, $4,000 worth of uppies every time I'm in the shop. - I can, alright. - That's a really good for my business. - Are you getting, is that a lot? - Are you getting like three to four bespoke uppies? - No, it's not really expensive. - It's about one uppie a trip. - That you're $14,000. - I don't know the register one. I just need uppies to see over the card. - I think you're overpaying for uppies. - I don't think I'm paying at most you 35. - Cash up is a financial service platform, not a bank. Banking service is provided by Cash up bank partners. Pre-Baid debit cards issued by Sudden Bank. Member of FDIC, Cash up visa debit flight cards issued by Sudden Bank. Member of FDIC and the bank court bank NA. Pursuant to a license from Visa, USA, Inc. - See turns and conditions for Sudden Bank card. - Sudden Bank card and bank court debit flight card. Cash up green features savings direct deposit, roundup, overdraft coverage, and discounts provided by Cash up, I'll block a brand. Visit Cash up at FDIC/Fodcast for full disclosures. - I think it's a good price for uppies. I think you should keep paying it. And tell me where you get your coffee. And I'll tell you guys at home that the new Cash up customers can earn $10. If you use code Cash up 10 and their profile that sign up is send $5 to friends in 14 days. - Oh! - You should do that and send me $5. And then I can go get like maybe like one 50th of an uppie. - Like the 80th of an uppie. - Maybe there's touch wow uppies. - So where do you lose? - What's the name of the coffee place? 'Cause I wanna go. - I don't wanna go. - It's called the big counter. The other I've seen those videos about how like in video games characters will unsheat their sword off their back. But this isn't like physically possible. - What do you mean? - Like there's tons of video games where like a character has their sheath on their back, like Link for example. And then the animation is they unsheath it like this. But the animation always clips through the sheath because your arm is no longer than the length of the sword leaving the sheath. So they always cheat it. So like in video games they'll either have it clip out and you just whatever, I just don't notice it. Or they'll change the animation to where the character like just materializes it in their hand instead. - Sure. - Skip the physical impossibility of it. - So you actually have a sword is here. - Well with Cloud sword from Final Fantasy VII. - Yeah, like can you read. - Go to the very beginning. - It just fucking disappears inside of it. - It just comes out of it. - Wow. - And this is like every game with a sword on the back. - It's funny 'cause it's not even like it goes up the sheath most of the way. It just literally clips straight out of it. - People are like tested. Like can you do it without like changing your body or like cheat or like throwing it or like whatever. You can't. - So I mean the sword's long. - In Final Fantasy VII. So Cloud is that giant fucking sword on his back right? It's like as long as a man. - Yeah, yeah. - But in the original game there wasn't a graphical fidelity to like show how he has it on him. But in the newer game, in the remakes, it's basically a big magnet. (laughing) He's got like this pad on his back on like the clothes he wears and it just goes fake. - Yeah, the thing I watched about this addressed that exactly. I'll like sometimes I'll get around having a sheath by just saying it just sticks to the back. - Yeah. - With nothing holding it. - Well with Cloud it's funny 'cause it's like it's a sword as long as a guy. And it's also like, I think we have a buster sword here that's smaller than the real buster sword and it's like impossible to sell for. - It's so big. (laughing) - And in this scenario he would also have to be strong enough to rip it off the magnet. - Yes, every time. - Yeah. - And it's also has to be strong enough to stay on his back when he's running and doing awesome things. - Your fellow kids was in gadget guide and you got a steam machine like I did. You can play it? - No. - Really? - No. - You can play it? - No. - Okay. - I'm your little brother. - I'm your bigger brother. - I'm using it for about 20 minutes. - Oh, our uncle's coming. - No, I need a place to sleep. I'm gonna be here for a couple weeks. - Boy. - What do you guys, what do you kids do with your time nowadays? - That's all he's here. - I got my machine though. I got a little machine. - Yeah. - I got my little box. - Yeah. I thought I asked. - That's what he said. - I thought you meant the fucking deck. - Did I say deck? - Yeah. - You did. - I might have. - I don't think you did. - I have been confusing those recently and saying them, but I thought I said machine. - Doesn't matter. - I meant, have you been playing your machine? - Oh, I mean, yeah, I've only had it for a week, but I have played my machine twice. - Dude. - I've had my machine for a week and a half. - Twice. - What do you play on it? Overcooked? - Resident Evil 2. - Okay. - And I am getting over my fear of scary games. It's hard for me to play scary games. - You have fear of scary games. - You're so hard for me. - I'm on stream. That'd be hilarious. - I know I'm a terrified little guy though. - I guess that's what people would want to watch. - People watch me. We watch people to see emotions. - Yeah. - We should have you play in here and throw all the lights off. - Oh, cool. - And we want to know how we like bang on each other. - I don't think we can. - I think I need the lights on when I play it. - I don't like it. - I don't like it. - I don't like it when it comes to horror. - Is this scary? - Resident Evil, yeah. It's massive. - It does it. - Yes. - I don't think it was scary like the way scary games are scary. - Zombies will jump out at you and then the hat man also comes. - You left for dead, too, is not scary. - I don't even really like playing Luigi's Mansion in the dark. - You don't like Luigi's Mansion. - I don't like playing Luigi's Mansion in the dark. - That's hilarious 'cause boo's are very cute. - The filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty. - And when you're alone and then Luigi goes, "Yeah." (all laughing) - Oh, really good. - I don't like it. - Leopard 2 is scary. The first time I ever saw a witch, I was scared. - Leopard 2 is not. - I was like, "Oh, wow, she's so fucking horrifying." - It's just how it's clawing your face in the sounds. - I think the problem with Leopard 2 is that it's just, like the first time you see a witch is scary and then the second time it's like, "Oh, yeah, there's no witch now." - And that's kind of like the, but Resident Evil was like meant to be, you're in the dark, there's a flashlight. The hat man comes, you can't hurt the hat man, which is kind of cool. - That's the big stomping guy, right? I haven't even caught him, yeah. - Oh, he's fucked up 'cause he'll just show up. - Yeah. - That's the fun part of the game, all the hat man's down the hall. I'm fucking, this sucks for me. - Yeah. - Really cool. - But I'm scared of that. - That was like a six-hour game. - Bro, close your eyes. - Yeah, but then-- - You literally can't be scared of the zombie. - I'm with you, I don't play scary games. - I was really scared of this game. - I, I, I, we tried the first night. Me and girlfriend played the game together and I gave the controller to her 'cause I just wanna see, I know the beginning of Resident Evil 2 is this like very straightforward scenario in like a gas station that introduces you to the controls. You encounter like two zombies and then you leave and then the actual game starts. But she's never played a game that isn't, that is like controlled with sticks. Like she, like the 3D space. - Every aspect of like controlling a 3D character in 3D space is like challenging for her. - Right. - And I watch her fail the gas station run like five times in a row. - Wow. - And for you to die at that stage in the game, you need to get bitten by the zombie like six times. - Yeah, you need to just not be touching your controller. - Yeah. (laughing) - So we're gonna keep trying. And I'm kind of enamored about it. Like it's, it's so interesting to watch the way she navigates the game. - Is she mad because she isn't mad when she fails? - Yes, that's good. - Yeah. - And she cares. - Yeah. - Oh God. - She gets stressed out. And then she, you know, she's got sweaty hands. She's got hyperhydrousis, should she? - So, think about Aiden's girlfriend. - Blessed God, damn heart, she's really sweaty. - Dude, that's probably why she couldn't close the door. - Yeah, it probably slipped her fingers. - Yeah, it slipped her fingers. - Yeah, she has a condition. - We have hyperhydrousis. - We have Big Bear, she's like touch my hand, and I was like, okay, and it was like, when you sponge while I'm walking. - Yeah, I was like, sometimes she'll hold it up, and it's like a pool. - It's like when they do the zoom in in SpongeBob, and you see the detail, it looks like super moist and gross. - I know people listening are like, what's the big deal with sweaty hands? It's like, no, no, no, no, it's a really sweaty hand. It's like, I think one time she did this in front of me and a drop came out. - Yeah, she can squeeze it. - She can get drops out of it. Like a David Blaine magic trick. - She's like, she's like an X-man with a power that doesn't really help saving the planet. - She goes to sky-high and gets a sun-cycle, yes, yes. She's like, you turn into a guinea pig, I squeeze water out of my hands from nothing. - That's cool. Bless her damn heart. Well, I hope she learns how to play video games, and I hope that maybe I can be one day considered to be drafted for the nation of France. - Dude, honestly, I don't know. - Honestly, I know what the tech side just got. - Is it another person from Team France? - Second, French has hit the fucking DMs. - Who even is going for Team France? That's a great fucking question. - Bro, can you just put one person on blast? - No, bro. - Please, bro, use your fucking fame for something awesome. - 'Cause it's not, it's not their fault that they said the comms are bad, even though I sent them the Google Form July 7th and all the comms are through email. They just filled the form out. - It's so slow. - They would have gotten the email to get the information, but they never filled out the form. - Yesterday. - They never filled out the form. And then I bumped them, hit the form, and they said, I'll fill out the form soon, but they never filled that out. And then they go, where's the info? And I go, well, where are you supposed to get the info? - From the form, the form. - Oh my god. - Maybe I think, honestly, this is on you. You should have been on the ball a little bit more. - Yeah. - Probably right. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - I'm notified. - Top of my notifications from Slack right now. This is before we started recording today. Liza, French team complete. All players complete. - Oh my god. - Nope. - Well, let's think of a solution right here right now. Okay, French team wiped off the map. Who cares? And then-- - What fucking unfucked sisters globally? - I found it, by the way. I found it. I found it when you wake up in the morning. - Billion, tell yourself the people I deal with today will be meddling. Ungrateful, arrogant, dishonest, jealous, and surly. But they're like this 'cause they can't tell good from evil. - Wow. - You wouldn't blame them no more than a dog for eating food off the table. - Of course. - For they know not. They know they don't know better. - Yeah, he's just doing like, everyone is an NPC posting. - You also don't feel like-- - Just can't be seen. - This doesn't seem like you're following his guidance. You've seen mad. - I'm not mad. (laughing) - Oh, you're not mad? - You're not mad? - Oh great. - Why would I be mad? - What are you then? - Happy? - I am understanding of why the dog bit me. (laughing) - And I'll pet it. - Sure. - She'll pet it anyway. - And I don't put down the dog. - No, you're gonna teach the dog. - It doesn't know. - I'm not gonna teach the dog. I'll just move on from the dog. - You're gonna move the dog. - I will clean my wound and move on. - Will you punish them in your loving way? - There's no need to punish the dog. They didn't know better. - But next streamer games, you need friends again. And you gotta invite some people. Are you getting them invites? - Yeah, but I'm gonna send them through a B 52. Over the whole nation. - Yeah. - I can see it will rain down upon the nation. (laughing) - Holding the invite. - The invite's for those who remain. - Okay, here's an idea. It's Team L-cancel. We get some of the most prominent SoCal melee players to comprise the team. We get Tayborn, Salami. - Right, well. - Biction. - Well, this is a banger team. - It's a banger idea. - It's not a banger team. - It's a banger team. - It's a non-banger team. - It's eternal underdogs, right? The people that, you know, the people that time forgot. - This is not, first off, there's still French people coming. - Why? - Wait, wait, wait. This is easy then. Just put fiction on the French team. I think I'm considering the experience of the French people are coming. And so if the French people are coming and I give them slime. - Fiction speaks French. - If I give them slime and fiction, then they'll feel like, oh, this was a bit lame. - But they only have their molesting cohorts to blame. - Well, yeah, but that's easy for me to say, but it doesn't mean they'll have a good time. It's like, imagine if you know I was doing that four of it in France and then they were like, Michael can't go, 'cause Michael fucked it up or whatever. And then I show up and they're like, yeah, we paired you with Jibon. He does not speak any French or English, but Jibon is very cool. He plays Brawala. - This would be kind of sick. - Am I crazy? - He only speaks, you wouldn't be insulted? - This is one of my D&D characters. - I wouldn't be insulted, but I'd be like, I'd be like, wow, I'm having a tough time 'cause he only speaks Catalan. He speaks Catalonian. - Wow. - You know, it's your fucking event. - But I don't know, it's Jibon. - All I do is offer solutions to you. You shoot them down, like using a fucking awesome rifle and then you're left with no solutions. - I guess a hip-to-hip makes him sing hip-to-hip. - You could add a team yard. - Could add a team yard. - Then you can cross this fucking mind. - You did it. - No, of course not. - Nasty, but it was 'cause you were up for Team France for a while, so I don't know. (laughing) - We couldn't really count on Team Horn. It was there for the French team. - Team yard, Joshate, 10k. - Whoa. - It's 10k. - He sees Big. - So, I got a place, too. - Well, I got a place. - What do you at? What do you at? - 20k, baby. - Oh, that's bad. - I haven't played at all. - Why is that bad? - 'Cause that means we're gonna have to go from 20k. - Oh, thank you. - Is bad. - 'Cause I'm not gonna, you know what I mean? Like whatever you're at, like Joshate is P crank. You're at 20. That means they're gonna have to go way above that peak. - That was actually so happy about my placement until right now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And I realized what it's for us. - 'Cause it means I have to go to 25. - Yes. - Oh wait, we are. - Or no, not 25. I said, we don't know, my rank is yet. - Read, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think you're gonna place in the 14 or 15. - That was where your peak was, right? - Should we just announce that we're doing this? - Yeah, yeah, I like that, I like that. - We've talked about it, we're confirming it in August. How many days is it five, five days? - Five days, five men, five sum. - Yeah. - And yeah, we're gonna play Counter-Strike for five days straight and sleep in a big, Willy Wonka bed, they achieve some sort of arbitrary goal that is determined later. I'll be the vibes guy, I don't know. - We're getting love. - I will be the top frag. - What will you be? - I'll be drinks and snacks. - Okay, I love that. - Elixir. - You will. - Elixir, elixir guy, you're probably the elixir guy. - Dude, we should have to take a break to go do a fast food. - Doug, no challenge. We only get to eat in this challenge. - If the other person in front of us ordered it. - Josh, we're doing that anyway. - But just do we get to get the order you want? - Every morning. - Every morning, we stream breakfast in the kitchen. - Yeah, this is already in the books. - Otherwise, we just stream nothing. - Yeah, we like youth coming to this idea is like, well, we would-- - Everyone's in charge of breakfast a different day 'cause there's five days, five people. - Why don't we make it together? - Well, 'cause not everyone's gonna get up. It's gonna be a group project. - You never have buy it too many cookin' cutting? - Yeah, too many cook. - Three? - Yeah, three. - You kind of three. - I feel like three. - I'm not playing a liquor counter strike until this stream. - Me neither. - I wanna place into 1300, 3000. - Oh, I don't think not playing will lower your rank. - But if I play more now, I will rank up. Potentially. - Potentially, yes. - Yeah. - I think it's gonna be hard. - Should you place before we start? - Right, yeah, yeah. - Otherwise, it could be very underwhelming. - Also, it would be harder to make our goal. - I mean, it'll, you can't win. Well, you guys, we could. We probably will not win 10 games in our first day. - No. - So, but he has to win 10 games to get his rank. - He did place, yeah. - So, if you don't get your rank, we're spending more than a day on just getting your rank. - Right. - You have to get your rank. - I have to get my rank. - What are you bringing? What are you bringing? He says such vibes. - You're vibes. - Yeah, I'm a Lixxers and Sacks. - You're gonna need to be listening. - I was giving vibes. I was counting on being the vibes guy and maybe decimating them on a case. - No, you're, no. - You're IGL, who we blame for everything. I'm real IGL. - Oh, yeah. - He makes a backup call. - IGL, who's blamed real IGL. What's Josh? - Guy who tries to teach you something every two rounds about Counter Strike, despite being brand new to the game and you knowing everything he's saying already. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Can you just spell the mythos 'cause I've already been accused by Squeaks that this is a boosting session. - Tood. - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no. - It is harder. - This is the opposite of boosting. We are taking the road, the hardest path. - We are taking the road, let's travel. - Yeah, it's gonna be tough, I think. - But why explain to the Squeaks is of the world? - Well, because I'm not very good and Josh isn't very good. And then I think Aiden himself is going to be, it'll be a 50/50 like in, I think his normal Counter Strike games where whether or not he is going to hold it together or not. And that's pretty tough. I think Nick's gonna be a rock and I think Ludwig's gonna throw for content. - I've been electric recently, I believe you. But I think I've seen you at your worst. - Yeah. - And I'll give it to you. - It's bad. - It's bad, right? - It's terrible. - My worst pretty bad too. But when I'm like a lower skilled player in a group of people, I tend to shut up really fast. I'm not there to tell people how to play. I believe in hierarchies. - Mm-hmm, so. - It's not a boosting session because my slay this by or two hours is approaching my counter strike hours. That's why. (laughs) - Yeah. - You have not had a lot of counter strike recently. - We? - In general, I didn't play go that much. - Right. - I played Valorant. That's where I got my takeout. - I played like, I didn't have so many hours of Valorant, but I didn't play that much counter strike. - I watched Valorant for one of the first times in like what feels like years, 'cause I might watch Ludwig the other day. And I'm like, this game is pretty much the same. Just sometimes there's a guy in there that you don't know what they do. Dude, he was miserable. - Dude, it is. - Hold up, I played great. - No, you played great, but you were miserable. - Oh, yeah, I mean, the game is generally-- - I like how you automatically thought I was-- (laughs) - Compared to counter strike, I would say Valorant has changed quite a bit. Compared to like other games that have patches, it hasn't changed much. But when I played like one game recently, and I was just like, dude, I don't know half of the agents. Like half, I literally don't know half of them. Anything after Harbor, I don't know. - There's a lot of new ones. - A round in your tournament. It was after you guys waited 45 minutes for a round to get reset, because like Sage Rized didn't work, which was, wow, that was awesome, man. - That was crazy. - And then in one of the following rounds, the enemy team resed twice. Like somebody clove altered to get back into the round, and somebody Sage altered to get somebody else back into the round. And I'm like, this game's not for me. (laughs) - This game is fucking stupid. - This is what I want to say then. - This is a fucking bad game. Like, that's how I follow that. - There are some crazy, like Teo's crazy. I think there's the guy that sucks the util now. - What? - You can suck. - Yeah, you can like, I was like, can I KJ all, and he's like, no, you cannot, KJ all. - No, he's not. - He's stuck in it. - He'll suck the all. (laughs) He'll suck the all. - Yeah, the game gets crazy. And it's, I think the meta is always built around which agent is the most busted, or at least who's proven it. And then people just all run the same comp that's, you know, the proven one. - I think solo queue in that game is just so, people default towards the most busted, but also the most selfish agents. - With solo queue is more selfish in Valor, yeah, 'cause you can pick the agent. And in CS2, you can like, you can always buy the fucking smoke. - Yeah. - You can always be a that guy. - CS2, you have to be the one V5 man. You can't select the one V5 man. - Yeah. - You know, just kinda cool. And also you're, you tell sort of base off where you spawn to, to some degree. So it's like, okay, you're planning on going to buy a V5. - Yeah, yeah. - If you have a V5 on, I'm gonna go. - Yeah. - And it's determined. - Yeah. - But in Valor, it's like, oh, my agent is this guy. I can never ever be the guy who buys flashes or the guy who buys smokes ever. - Yeah, my role is to do this. - Yeah, so it makes it much more rigid, I think. But no, I'm, I am, I'm happy I'm going back to CS2. - Are you? - I like that. - Dude, I have to hear that. - Do you hear Killjoy? - I don't know, I don't know what you're doing. I'm Killjoy, let's get you on raise. 'Cause that Killjoy is not it. - Bro, you only have, how you, how many times you put down a turret and then played somewhere past it? That's the point, is that the turret looks for you. The turret is your eye. - You said watch, you said watch, you said watch. - And then you can jet dashed on, shot, turret never even takes a shot. - Oh, look, there's a dog eating food on the table. Should I get better at it? - It was his, he literally, he'd throw, he'd throw. - No, why would I get mad at him? - He'd throw Molly on the ground and then he'd never pop it because someone would come on site and kill him. 'Cause he's Killjoy and he's not hiding. - There's no reason to be mad at the dog. - Yeah, he's like, there's no reason. I wonder though. 'Cause this is like, little Gabe and Gamer. Squeaks is the prime example. - Yeah. - Half-Life 1 and 2 is fucking awesome. CS2 is better than Valorant. - Ringtone is the portal voice. The last one is Dota's better than League. Is Dota better than League? - Are you asking? - I'm asking 'cause I started with Valorant and now I've accepted CS2's better than Valorant. - He's the best guy to answer this question. - By a lot. - And I'm wondering if he's better than League. - 'Cause this is the game and promise. - Why do you think you're better 'cause he's the most league? - Yeah, I mean, I've played both the games now for enough hours, but I haven't played Dota in a very long time. Even though it's kinda, it's pretty much the same thing. But I think Dota is just what you want. League is a better solo queue game that you just sit and smash the fucking grinding queue. And for a lot of people, that's just what they want. They just wanna hit, click accept and go and go and go for years. Dota's different because like you can just play it in so many ways and you can send a guy here or you can send a guy here, you can play in the jungle, you can not even be in your lane. You can leave one guy in a lane. It's very flexible and there's a beauty in that and it's a more dynamic game. League is a game where they put you on rails. And that is a subjective feeling. Do you like being on rails? I don't think it's necessarily bad to like being on rails even though it sounds bad. - You don't. - I feel like I'm so close to saying Dota is better if they just removed the turn radius thing. - The turn rate, yeah. - What does that mean? - When your character turns in Dota, there's like-- - You've got to actually turn before you walk there. - Yeah, it's slow, right? And League, when you turn around, it's really snappy. - I don't know if it's something bad. - League and dash dance. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Dota, you have to turn around and then walk that way. - Now, imagine this zipper. It stays in the game but you can half the time by clicking the L on your keyboard. - There we go. - Every time you turn it. (laughing) - I'm turning into a real mechanic. - I like that. - L was pretty far over there too. - What's going on with him? - Dude, this is, I mean, he's-- (laughing) - He's nice as well. - He's bad, dude. - He's fun as well. - He's bad. - He's important day. - This week, he's doing his little, he's doing his seminar for, I think it's like OCR. It's Arkey and Yugi's like stream group. - Dude, I literally don't know what that's just called. - And I keep forgetting what the acronym is. But I-- - It really means like, over, over. - The only thing I do, the only thing I know it for, I'll jump in. The only thing I know it for is Arkey made a tweet like a few months ago that was like doing a OSC fucking hell. - OSCR? - Whatever it is, doing a Counter-Strike tournament, like who should I invite? And I replied to it and I was like, I was playing a lot of Counter-Strike. I was like, this is my time. They just never did it. He was like, we're doing it in a week. - Oh. - It never happened. He replied to no one in the thread. - They're trying to fix that. - I like that. - So their group, their group was all very nice. They come to the office. They're taking classes with Professor L. - Oh, they're actually in the office. - Yeah, so this was recorded in offline. And he did like a whole presentation with, I think like the eight of them that were there. And during the presentation, me, Kim and Yingling are sitting in the back of the room. And Ludwig starts going on this spiel about how like, you guys, you gotta like, you gotta respect the time that he said every week. You gotta show up on time. There's no staying up late and then missing it the next day. Audible in like a late start time. There's no showing up. - You are fucking kidding me. - There's no, hold on. There's no showing up late. You can't show up late because it's disrespectful to everybody's time. I think, you know, and then he calls out one of the members of the group who was like, he was like, they do that two, three times in a row. You think about kicking them and me, Yingling, and Kim are like vibrating in the back of the room. - Well, did he mention the airport clause? Did he mention that one? - Did he mention that if it's within 24 hours, you can cancel a cause of airports? - You can cancel anything and then you can't kick them out of the group. - Did he talk about that? Because I feel like the person that was late to this meeting should know the airport clause that he invented. Did he teach them how to make an excuse every single time and only to start apologizing for things in the past like a year? Did he teach them that? - Did he never teach them that? - That's right. - It's weird because these are good questions. - Yeah. - He skipped over all of that. - No. - He just didn't even mention that part. - You are fucking meeting the kids. - Did he mention getting a lot better at apologizing when you only went to the chat to tell them bad news? Didn't realize you never replied to the thing that you meant to say sorry for, so that you say sorry there. And then you follow up with also, also I actually can't record tomorrow like I said I could. That's the only reason you apologize because you had to say that next. - Yeah. - Was that in the class that part? - It was more, it was honestly, it was a really strict accountability. It was stressing with all of that. - Wow. - It was like, it's just really important to show up on time, get your editors involved in the meeting and not tolerate anybody who consistently dogs that. - That is so interesting. - Yeah. - God, why did Arkey leave OSCS? - OSCS. - He left. - Wait. - This is July. - Wait, wait, wait, he's definitely still in it. - No, he, I remember this tweet. I think it didn't happen. - Oh, it stands for on some chill shit. - On some chill shit? Or we got some, or we like that. - I like it, I like it. - I thought it was stupid until I figured out what it was doing for it. - I thought it was, it would be something like. - He said, I left on some chill shit. That's what he said, literally what he said. - Yeah, but usually groups like that like core. It's like create or organize. - Revolutionize electricity. - It's like, it's, it's banks made a fucking another thing, but it's an acronym for like hustle nomics or something. - Yeah. - On some chill shit as a grade. - It's a very hustle culture, yeah. - But they're trying to, they're trying to make it a real thing. They're trying to be successful. And they're learning from Professor L, who's just, he's dropping knowledge bomb. - Yeah, but he doesn't follow his own knowledge bombs. - I don't fucking cock suck that. - I like how all the advice that like, not that he didn't do a great job. But like all the advice is like, yeah, just like do stuff you actually wanna do and you know, pay people well and like be on time. Like the things we were taught in school. - Yeah, like all the things we were told by every teacher we've ever had are whole lives. - It's kind of like when you start like working out or something, you're getting fit and you just realize like, yep, it's diet and exercise. - Yep. - Yeah. - Yeah, oh my God. - Yeah, and that is important. - Starting to a class of 30 people, like above the age of teen and being of the 18, holy, I'm having a stroke. - Good thing, man. - He, and just told them, you gotta have respect for others. - And they're like, and they're like, "Professor Elle just dropped another new." "Professor Elle just dropped the knowledge new "on your fucking head, didn't even realize that." - Be nice to cameraman. - Yeah. - And that tweet got 50,000 likes. - And if you say the N word, "Fire a camera guy." - That's what I was saying. Jason didn't like that boy was rolling. He was rolling at the soccer game. Can't be rolling on that. - Yep, fired him. - That was horrible. - That was how stable he was. - He fired him, but he didn't say that's why. But I like to think that it's hilarious that he got fired after he was rolling at the soccer game. - Well, I'm learning from this situation. I'm growing. I've gotten rid of the cameraman who showed you that I said. - It's not just that the camera guy was filming. It's that he made an audible reaction of noise, proving that's what he said. If he would have been quiet, he could have gone away with like, "No, I said something else." It sounded like that. But he made like a, like a, "Oh shit." - Yeah, and also the guy, are you talking about the guy in frame? - No. - Yeah. So in addition to that, the guy who is Jason is talking to was like, and he looks at the camera, like Jim from the office. (laughing) And the audacity, I'm too woke now, I guess. I don't know, but the audacity to be like, "Yep, actually I didn't say that." Also I'm DMCAing these clips. It's just like, "Okay, bro." I play basketball, I play pickup basketball, and you know, there's-- - Well, I got to say that I'm with all the time. - There's Latina. (laughing) - I get mad on the court. - No. - There's a lot of, at this basketball court, it's mostly people who are not what. It's like probably, I would say 90% not white people. It's mostly Latino, and there's black people. (laughing) - In your lab. (laughing) - The Latino people, the Latino people be saying it. In front of the black people. And I'm the white bystander. It's like, this is none of my business. - It isn't. - It's none of my business. - 'Cause I know, I'm not saying it. It's like, it'll never be. But I'm not gonna say, I'm not gonna be the guy who says that guy can't say it, you know? - There's a very-- - There's a very real conversation, but a very tricky one to be had of the hierarchy of when it's worse to say it based on who you are. If you have a podcast out there and maybe a person of color, have the conversation. (laughing) - So I can listen to it. - So I can listen to it. - And I can pretty much just say it, that's valid. (laughing) But I can pretty much just say you nailed it. - But I know, and that's what my job is to shut up and listen to that Latino man say the answer. - Yeah. - Yeah. (laughing) - I was at my girlfriend's place this morning and she has neighbors that yell at each other. They're always screaming and it's this woman named like Tori or something and she's always just drunk and yelling and it's like 10 in the morning. And I was like, was that Tori? And she just screaming. It's like, yeah, that's her boyfriend. And she's like, her boyfriend, these are two white people. Her boyfriend calls her the N word all the time. (laughing) And I'm like, what? And she's like, yeah. And then Tori will call it back. (laughing) And I'm like, this is fucking crazy. (laughing) - What's going on? (laughing) You're just, what happened to like, sweetie? - Well, they're mad at each other. But, oh, that makes it worse. - What I'm saying is like, they're not gonna say sweetie in that situation. They're gonna say something to hurt each other. - You can put some heat behind sweetie. - Yeah. I don't think they're calling each other the N word lovingly. (laughing) - I really hope not. - I think it's worse than saying it. - It's like, it's also crazy. But yeah, these two like drunk like trailer trash people are just screaming at each other and this is their word choice. - By, you know, why I kind of brought up the basketball thing is like, he did that shit. And then with distributor, you like two weeks later. - So maybe it's like a streamer game. - It's not, it's gotta go to school. - It's not my place. - It's gotta go to school. (laughing) - I don't think I need. - If I could say the slower and not have to go to school, I would have said it at age nine. I would have learned by age nine. That's how I get out of going to class. - It's how I get the things out of one. - I guess I'll do that. - Yeah, but I don't know, I get to, I have the luxury of being someone who gets to be like, huh, and laugh and critique that and not have to deal with anything else about it. So that's awesome. - The beauty of being a social commentator on the art podcast, to whatever we want. - There's this story that my girlfriend told me this week and I was insane. She is out at like a coffee shop and this woman comes up to her and says like, oh, I really like that drink. Like, is it good? Should I order one? Should I order one? - Right, kind of a weird start. And she offers, as soon as she's gonna go inside to order, she's like, actually, I'm having a hard time. Can I sit down with you? My girlfriend's like, yeah, yeah, sure. - Wow. - And she's like, this is a woman's like 60 years old. She's like, having a hard time, I'm depressed suicidal. - Oh my God. - So she's treating your girlfriend like she's a streamer and this woman isn't twitching. - Yeah. (laughing) - She met a whale. (laughing) - My girlfriend's like, oh my God, that's awful. Like, what's been going on? And she's like, I got banned from Quince. - Quince. - I don't have, I'm having a really hard time. Quince is like a closed shopping site. - What? - We didn't add a read for them. - Oh, Quince is like, big bed sheets and clothes and stuff, right? Yeah, I do know Quince. - She's like, I got banned from Quince and it's like, it's really, it's really affecting me. - What's she like? - What did she do? - Yeah, I just said. - What did she punch you? - Yeah, what did she punch you for? (laughing) - She begins to explain that she spends a ton of money there. Like, in November of last year, she spent $50,000 on Quince. - This is Tim Robinson character. (laughing) - This is not a real person. (laughing) - Wow. - I had the exact same thought. I was like, this is like a sketch. And she spent, she spends literally tens of thousands of dollars and they have a really generous return policy. So she spends the money and does keep a lot of it, but she'll return like half of what she buys. - Yeah. - But you have to consider that half of what she buys is like an insane amount of shit. And then that goes into like their, what do you call it, refurb stock. - And because she has emailed Quince support so much, she's like moving, she had been moving this year and like was explaining that she doesn't have like a permanent address during like this time period but still wanted to order and return these clothes. Quince support wasn't having it anymore and they just abandoned her account. She's apparently like too much to deal with and she's explaining how traumatic this is to my girlfriend because all she does, she only buys clothes on Quince. - It's like how people like watch TV. She just buys clothes, that's her. - That's her YouTube, like watching TV. - Yes, yes, actually. And then my girlfriend's like, okay, well, maybe this is an opportune time to like maybe move on, like find other things you enjoy or other places to buy clothes. Like do you ever buy clothes from anywhere else? And she's like, well, I used to go to Paris and I would buy clothes when I was in Paris and she's like, I used to, like when's the last time you went? She's like a couple of years ago, but I don't go to Paris anymore. I know where it's going. - She's like, I don't know. What? - 'Cause on my last trip, on my last trip, they kicked me out of Delta one. They kicked me out. I'm banned from Delta. - What? - And my girlfriend's like, what? Why? What happened? And she's like, I don't know, they just, they weren't being very accommodating and I stood up and they made a whole scene in front of the whole plane about kicking me off the plane. And now I can't use Delta one anymore so I don't go to Paris anymore. I don't go. And my girlfriend's like, what the fuck? What the fuck? - This is crazy. - And she's like, and I'm just so sad and I don't know what else to do right now. She's beginning to like, we're repeating the steps of different stages of her life and how everything is kind of like out to get her and the only way she really has any reprieve is like through buying clothes. And then what was the, there was like one more thing. It was crazy. She. - I thought she was going to be more racist. - You think so? - I thought she was going to get it. - I had no idea what that story was. - Where I thought that was going to go was she said a racist thing, got banned from Paris. - Paris, the city? - Yeah, but she can't go because she was too racist. - Plenty of racism. Yeah, I think Paris got the market corner for it. And my girlfriend is like, okay, okay. Well, we got to find a new place that you can go to that you can like, find comfort in, maybe buy things still. And then the woman is like, well, I liked Costco. I did like Costco. - Oh, I know. - And to Cheekop, banned from Costco. - What the fuck is this? - She's a banned from Costco. She has like three different stages of like, I don't know, I don't know what keeps happening to me. I don't know, I don't know why. It's like nobody, like nobody will work with me. They've taken my Costco membership away. I can't book Delta anymore. And I've been banned from quints, even though I spend tens of thousands of dollars. - This sounds like a person with some sort of condition. Some sort of like, like, I don't even know. - This woman is a really a doctor. - Assessive compulsive. - Yeah, yeah. Something obsessive. - And probably a liar. - It probably, I don't believe she's a doctor. - Well, baby, she pulls off her mask, it's baby, Tron. (laughing) - She does have a budget. - And she's going to pair a shabon, she's like buying $50,000 for the quince. She might be a doctor. - That's so crazy. - That's fucked up. - So how did this end? - zipper three ends up. She's been trapped in the conversation for like 25, 30 minutes and she's supposed to go and meet another friend and she uses the app. 'Cause this woman won't leave her alone and it's a very like talk to you, don't talk to me sort of conversation. It's mostly spilling that like, I'm in an awful place. Please help me. Here's all the institutions I've been banned from. And also do you have a boyfriend? It's really good to have a boyfriend. - She's asking you to have a new one. - Yeah, I'm like, okay, that's good. You got it. - And then she uses the friend out. Like just to go see my friend. - I have to take this call, which was real. Bless her heart sat there for 30 minutes and then eventually takes a real call from her friend. - Yeah, and then she's recounting all of this and I had the exact same response that you did. I was like, this is like a woman if I made them up on the show. The woman who spends $50,000 a month on quince. - I think I will say if you go up to another random human being and be like, I'm suicidal, I feel like there's a high chance you are. 'Cause you're doing like, you're like, don't care anymore. You're like, I'm just putting that out. - Yeah, like this is my hand. Yeah, I feel like it sounds pretty likely. - And so I think, I think it's like, if anyone says that your kind of duty bound is another person to sit and listen, but as the story goes on, it's like, well, you're banned from Costco. - I don't know, I don't know. There's a common denominator. - It's tricky. - And those businesses have nothing to do with one another. So they came to the same opinion. That's bad. Delta Costco in quince are all shaking hands about this. That's, so it starts to feel like maybe it's not, it's not, maybe it's your fault. - Wow. - She's shouting out her numbers, she's saying, stay in touch. - We could've called her, right? - You guys will find this as funny as I do. I was also at a coffee shop and there's three construction workers came in on their break and they ordered food and coffee at this place. And then one of them was just like, didn't order anything. He was just like with the group and the other guy brought his food over. He brings over just a completely tinfoiled wrap, like tinfoil wrapped piece of food. Like what is inside of it is a complete mystery 'cause it's just wrapped in tinfoil. And this friend who looks at it and goes, "Damn, that looks good!" And I've been laughing about it for a week. 'Cause he just cannot have to be their thing. - He just cannot see what it is at all. Like no one can tell what this food is. - No, no, no, okay, no, I fuck with this guy because pulling out the tinfoil sometimes, like usually there's treasures in there. - Like, usually it fucking is good. - I love it about it all. Like, damn, that looks good. It was just small talk. That's how it read. - Like, so he couldn't see what was in it though? - No. - And that is crazy, also tell the vibe of this group is that they don't, like they're just at the place closest to their drop site. It was kind of like a fancier coffee shop. They don't go places like this normally and they don't know what they serve here. - When you told me it was tinfoil wrapped when you said that the first time, I immediately started thinking of delicious things that would be inside of it. - Actually, I mean, he's just so convinced. - It's so funny, 'cause like he didn't say that looks good. - He didn't say what you get. - Nine times at a 10. - That looks good. - Yeah, so funny. - And then it's like deep fried people's balls. - It could be. - You could just say, you could just say, oh, you got something good in there? You got something good inside of that. - Yeah, that's the actual small talk line. - Yeah, you would ask what it is. - But you didn't know that. - The thing that looks good, I like that. - And next door to this place, there's a poke place I'm meeting at. And look, we go out and stuff. We don't get recognized very often. There's a poke place. I've been to maybe six times now. 100% of the time, there's been a yard fan. Every single time at this poke place. I don't know what it is. - This guy posted on the subreddit that he met you at rock climbing and he said I met zipper as well. - Weird. - You look like shit in that picture too. - But it couldn't have been, 'cause you didn't go climbing with zipper. - Zipper two. - He's just a loose fan. - Oh. - Doesn't know to say with zipper two. - Have you guys noticed? - This guy who is a student of melee player, PhD's not. It's probably. - Yeah. - Hey, Spar. - Hey. - Your hair looks really good. - It looks nice. - It looks nice, man. - I don't know what you're looking at. - Dude, that looks, wow. - You look like the Chihuahua with the wig. - Chihuahua. - Yeah, I know. - I think it has long nails. - I've never, I've never seen this. - Can you, can you find Chihuahua with hair pictures? - Sure, stress that your hair looks like this. - The episode of "Friends with Ross" is like a different guy. It looks like him. - Yes, bro, that one. (laughing) - Wait, there's another one like this. - That's what you look like. Okay, sorry, I didn't mean to kick you while you're down. - What happened? - I'm sorry. - Nothing. - Nothing? - No, the dog just ate some food on the table. - The dog ate food on the table, but this time it hurts. - No. - Why does it hurt? - You don't understand. - Bro, tell us about it, bro. - Yeah, why would you tell us? - 'Cause it just, I just got to do some work. (laughing) Just got to do some work, as well. Aiden was telling us that you held class on some, on some chill shit. - That you told them to do all this shit that you don't do it all. - Yeah, Aiden's an idiot. - I didn't, I didn't say that. - Aiden's is shakin' you on the idiot. - Okay. - Okay. - Well, you told them the importance of showing up on time, not making excuses, not pushing, not pushing times because you slept in, and that if you did do this often enough, you would just probably kick him from the group. But if you're the six million subscriber YouTuber, then you can do whatever you want. There's a lot, there's a lot. - Was there a part in that seminar? - No one is saying that. - No one is saying that part. - So you're saying right now for them, it's a bit of a free-for-all. - It's a free-for-all. - Yeah. - But if one of them in the group was Robert Pattinson, or Justin Timberlake, you get a little more value. - 'Cause that's the value you bring. - That you get a little more wiggle room if you're Justin Timberlake and then sick. - There's an element of this relationship you have with us on the show specifically, where to fire you from it, we could probably still do the show. - Yes. - At a huge level of success at this point, and at a point that was actually pretty early in the show, we still could have done it, and we still can. But there is an idea of wrapping you in this show, just like to free you from it would be too sweet of a dance. - Oh, you're a blessing. - And that, that is-- - You like it. - Part of the life. - By the way, do a research. 'Cause I have this label attached to me that I don't show up. - If you go over the last year and you go through yard, - They did this. - In yard D&D, I crush you guys. - You don't crush me. I am the show up guy. - Yes, you got you. - So don't say that. - Wow. - I missed a whole episode. - Oh, that's one. (laughing) - Yeah, you crush us. - Where you in the show? - There's an industry. - Someone made a sheet on the subreddit about attendance. I crushed, Ludwig was second. - Yes. - I literally-- - I know. - I literally show up more than both of you. That's-- - Oh, for Primoz. - For Primoz, it was really bad. - That's not bad. - That's what we're talking about. - I'm saying just the last year. I'm back. - Just the last year. - I mean, just the last year. I was the last person to miss an episode for like three and a half years. That's cool. - Yeah, you started doing it. So, I don't know. You were like, cool. - You got to go to the show. - I thought LeBron did in 2010. - Go, go to the sheet. - Look, let's see what LeBron did now. You know what I'm talking about? - We can talk about this year. - Who cares about what he won in 2020? - We're not talking about LeBron. - We're talking about LeBron. - Let up late to the ones that you say you're gonna be at. - Person who made that sheet, if you could update it and repost the updated findings, we would love to look at them to solve a very petty argument. - Person who made the sheet. I'll add you to the personal group chat, and then you can do an audit of who's the ace. - Oh, what happened? Boy, what is it? - Thank you for saving me. - Yeah! - Who's doing it, bro? - No one yet. - What? - She's just checking. - That's the amount of elation I got from somebody checking to see if it could work. - Checking? - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - I have, you don't know how many. - You're in a bad place. - Not lying, do you have asked 25 French people to do this? - He's in a bad spot. - I was, there's a big French event the same week and they're all going in that. - It's not a big French event. It's EWC, the fucking French pig selling out to fucking Saudi corporate bus. - We are French, we are so world, we never socialize. Oh, but you're fucking sweet oil, money, fucking piggy. And the fucking cheese comes up, like, chunky. - Okay, well, we're gonna make all this fucking mula. - It's true. - What is he saying? Is this true, very much? If you want to see the bonus episode where we all speak French the whole time together. - If you want to see here how I really fucking feel. - Yeah, do drop fucking truth on them in the primo, bro. - You know, I drop it on your actual fucking feel. - You know, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't truth. He drops a real truth in that office on the couch. - You guys will never see it. - Even there, I'll be talking about the dogs. And I can't be mad at them. Yeah, I can be mad at the dog for eating its shit. Well, speaking of. - Oh no, oh, okay. Well, I see you in the primo on Patreon. - You, that, I know, I'm talking about that. - That's like wet, I know that's not wet. - That is going to smell. - That's how you clear a room. That's how you get people to do what you want. Some advice that you can carry with you for a long time, power is what you make of it. What you just witnessed was power. We'll see you in the primo.