Hey folks, here we are. We might be drunk. Happy Halloween. It's a big one folks. Oh, yeah. Leave these off because this is a lot. And somebody say big. All right. The bird. Hell yeah. Gary Vieter and Salvo Kano joined in us. Feels good. And we even, we have some pre-made Manhattan's here in syringes by Matt Peters for Halloween. Bloody Manhattan. I like it. I wasn't going to drink, but I will. Yeah. We just take it like this. Like, are you going in immediately? Yeah. He's not bad. Pretty good. All right. That gets locked into the costume. One fart. Hey, look at this piece. Get in the frame. Oh, yeah. You're going. Oh, there you go. Are you going to go with all this candy? I can use this for ozempic after the fucking what's a little worm's name on his? Yeah, that little guy. The guy always comes squeaks out. What's his name? I don't know. Is it Ross? Roscoe? I don't remember the word. I don't think there is. Yeah, the worm come out and talk to him. Oh, I don't remember. He has the worm has a name. Weke slimy. His children obsessed me street. Yeah. Loved it. I was too. Yeah. That Mr. Rogers. Sure. Well, Mr. Rogers. Oh, yeah. That guy. Fuck. He could have had any kid he wanted. But that - Charm. - No. - Do it though. - What's the whole documentary? Like, here it goes. (laughing) - They're gonna spread her off. He's getting ready. - But he was a good man. - He was. - Swam laps. - Uh-huh. - The doc or the Tom Hanks vehicle? - The doc. - Didn't see the doc. - Okay, okay. - I didn't see. - That's pretty good. - But nonetheless, I feel like I should have. I respect the man. - Yeah. - You guys are hero, Fred Rogers. All those kids hated him, ironically. - Really? - Yeah, they were like, "He was never home. "He fucked all the other kids." - Oh, wow, his kids hated him. - That's in the doc? - Yeah. - Oh. - Like, he didn't read us. I'll tell you that. - Wow. - We want to go together. - He come apparently, John Wayne Gacy. Great husband. - Is that right? - Always scheduled date night better than you. - Gary. - Oh. - Kids, kids, look. Always climbing around. - He never kills. (laughing) - Yeah, it's good. - You're very good. - Wait before Gary came on, he said. He said, "You can open me on camera with you "that you're making me dress up like something." - I know, it's this or the gimp. - Oh, thank you. - I'm sure I'll wear this again. I picked up Mr. Rogers coming home and then coming to the house, taking off his car. - Yeah. - And we're like, "It's a buta." And it was just fucking save it, Dad. - Yeah. - Just, all right. That doesn't work here, okay? - Yeah. - We're not making believe here, okay? - Yeah, how about that? - It's real life, Dad. - Right. Oh, look at this. It's Gary's first abortion. - There you go. (laughing) - Oh, jeez. - That's looking at the screen. - Oh, no. (laughing) - I was like, well, that's your first abortion. - Your first abortion was Elvis and Richard Nixon. (laughing) - Give me one of these. - The good, man, you gotta take one of those. - That's right, take it down. - So the burnt and ernie heads are off now. (laughing) - Yeah, it's just, I couldn't drink through it. - All right, all right, all right. - Do we get a hole at least? - Yeah, I get the hole. - You gotta be, huh? - Yeah, not like the hole. - This is, I can go skiing in this thing. Make no mistake. This is insulated, I gotta be honest. - Damn. - Well, I'm gonna commit to it. - I appreciate it. - We'll see what happens. - We could have had a cookie monster in here. - Ah. - That was a fucking, he was a fucking stud on that show. - Oh yeah, DeRose would be great 'cause he's already addicted anyway to other things. - Oh yeah. - He's still going, they're all still going. This is, they still make new episodes. - Are they? - Oh yeah, of course. - What? - You let me say what? - That says me straight. - Are they really? - Yeah, 100%. Full production, never stopped. Damn. - You sure? - I'm sure, I watch it. (laughing) - That's a big kid shows. - I bet it was a fucking. - Rugrats. - The kids don't watch it, they watch it's all YouTube. - Bluey. - They watch, we might be drunk. (laughing) - You should do a kid's episode. - Oh god. - Just G material, juice boxes. - That's gonna be a challenge. - It's like the one crossover rep for the kids. - I didn't know that. - That's for the children. - For the children. Hey, you start with a fart, you can still do it. So do a lot of your best work. - That's true. (laughing) - Talk me into it. (laughing) - Kids do like the farts. - Well what about Coco Mellon? I hear that's bad news for kids. - I think that's brainwashing them. - It rots their brains, it's so fast and low-brow. - There's way worse stuff though. They have unboxing videos too, but Coco Mellon is, I mean, I guess it's bad, it's all bad. None of it's actually a full on like show. - Cookie monster's an addict though, right? - That's why I put them on Deroson. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But, you know, it's funny if you watch these shows on YouTube, just pull up some of the numbers. Coco Mellon unboxing or whatever, Dora. - Billions. - Billions. - Billions and that's, every view is one parent going, I can't fucking take this anymore. Watch the Coco Mellon in dirty. - It's probably the fastest way to becoming a wealthy. - Oh yeah. - Let's see, oh yeah. - Children's, oh yeah. - Because it doesn't matter about the replays. It's like, they use it as a parenting, as parenting hell. - Literally. - They also rip off Coco Mellon other places. - Of course. - And kids, once they like their favorite thing, they wanna watch it 800 times. - Yup. - So that's it, the great way. - Well, that's sense of money, it's just raining. - 4.8 million. - From five months ago. - Wow. - More than the breaking roasts. - Yeah. - Like Gillis is special. - Yes. - Which I think is similar, by the way. I think it's in the 30 millions. - Really? - I think once you hit that level, it's just gonna never not be fed. - Good point. - So it's an avalanche. - You're in the Algo. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's a good point. - Yeah. - One of the guys who go viral is a go viral. - 47! - Wow. - Let's close. - Four years ago. - Four years ago. - Four years ago. - Oh, yeah. - Nobody said Gillis was so co-mailing. - This is special. That's one. - Coco Mellon's doing better than Shane. - That's crazy. - It's new stuff. - Oh, look at this one. It's 630 million. - Holy crap. - That's right when they moved to Austin. - Ah. (all laughing) - Yes, this is the road. - This is thrown in. - Yeah. - Wow. - Damn. - 611 mil, that's like the holocaust. - Yeah. - That way. - Coco Mellon. - That's way more. - That's way more. - Yeah. - That's nobody said. - Coco Mellon. - Coco Mellon. - Either real. - Yeah. - All right. - I'm taking another syringe here, buddy. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Should I join? - Mm-hmm. - So try not to hurt me. - So as far as kids TV goes, oh, Blippi is another big one, and he used to be a comic. You know about this, Blippi. But he defecated. - He's shit on his friend. - Yeah, he's shit on his friend. - Yeah. - Wait. - I'll just get on our friends. - No, you did. - Literally. - I've seen it, I've seen it, and it's a must see. It's available. - This guy. - Well, this is the guy that took over for him. - He pooped them? - No, no, that's the guy that's shit. - That's the guy that's shit. - I guess I already have a future in it. - I'm tapped in here. - He was during that, like, Harlem shuffle era. - Okay. - And he did it to that music. And it was like, it wasn't like a video that you had to on Earth. - Was it a scene? - He did it for views. - What? - Yeah. But the thing is, the way he shits on his friend is unreal. The guy's laying on the floor, waiting to accept it, as you do, if you're a good friend. - Once you make that agreement with the devil. - He's shit, and it shoots out of him like an explosion, like almost like a peep, like, it's splatters. But it's real shit, and it splatters in a way that like, you couldn't have done it, it looks like it's CGI, it's not. It's threatened to accept it. And then they just, like, sit there and like, dance a little. - Is it? - That's it, yeah. No, that's not it, that's, that looks like what it is. - Well, a blippy shitting. - Gary, we are gonna have to up the anti-an morning TV at some point. - Thank you. - I'll do it. - I just wear a toilet sandwich, I think, shits on it. - All these, like, come on, Gary, you're embarrassing the family. - It's moving tickets. - We did want an Alabama, by the way. - Oh my God. - And the lady's like, and wait, you're telling me that you have a wife and kids at home after I, like, I dressed as a gang. I was like, Sam, I mean, I guess. - That was the one point. - We were in like, the sticks in Alabama, and I was like, dude, this will be hilarious. Gary's gonna put a gimp mask on mid video. - And we walk in, and everyone in there is like a real man's man, a flannel, and I'm like, this could get messy, dude. - Yeah. - This could get bad, and we did it, and we couldn't, I couldn't keep a straight face 'cause Gary just went all in. - No, they were pissed. - They were pissed. - We were like 30 minutes outside of Birmingham. - Oh, wow. - But it was, oh, that's right, we were outside Birmingham. - Yeah. - We had shows him. - And they were not, this is it, yeah. - By the way, this guy, I think he's worth $100 million. - He's worth $100 million. - Yeah, this guy, he crawled after this. - He created a children's show and sold it for $100 million. - Damn, so he sold the show after this. - Yep. - That's impressive. - And people know about this, and he's fine. And they'll know a big deal. I mean, he wasn't trying to hide it, I think it was just. (laughing) - That's not a normal thing. - That's a thing. - That's full on diarrhea. - Oh, man. - He's shit in his ass. That's crazy. - Oh, god. What do we do? - Why would we like? - My daughter requests this man every morning. - Happy Halloween. - We really should request this video, which is, you know. (laughing) - God, all right, we got it, we got it. - Yeah, we don't need the replay. This is like when they do the replays on sports, if someone has a compound fracture. - Yeah. - Yeah, we got it. - We got it. - We don't need to see. - There goes the candy, I was craving. - We're joking. - Nice. - We don't want the candy. - God, all the candy. - Yeah, anyone can overcome anything, really. - I guess so, yeah. - Totally. - How do we get here? We started with a kid show, hey, blippy. And then you got to pull that shit up. - Things get crazy. - This is the time of year. You start seeing the candy early in the year. Like, I don't know, like early September at Walgreens and you're like, it's coming. - It's coming, baby. - Pounds of bags. - I already bought the pumpkins. I got them on my porch.
- Yeah, I got the candy at home, I'm pulm. I got a new baby, so I'm trick or treating. - Yeah, are you gonna go out and walk around here? - My neighbor, it's very residential in Brooklyn and-- - You know, you're gonna leave a pole? - I don't know. - You gotta do everything. - I'll be doing everything. - Who are you dressing the kids as this year? - Sully's going as a ninja, Tyson's going as a vampire, and then the baby, by the way, I have three kids, it's not good. And-- - You should have made one of them a border street that's gonna be real good. - And then Lottie, she's going as Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas. - Oh! - Yeah, that's not gonna be Jack Skellington. - I love it. - Yeah. - You are. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, nice. - All right. - All right, Sally. - What about you? - I got, with the kids little with the three hairs, so I went with Charlie Brown. - Oh, nice. Yeah, that's good. - Pretty traditional, easy. - You're obviously a pig pen. - Yeah, I'm a pig pen. - You got the natural, you know, the natural ways around. - Yeah. - You have two kids, right? - Yeah, I got a, I'm going as, right now, unless she shifts, 'cause she's been talking witch, but she came out of the gate with Kevin McAllister and then me and my wife were gonna be Marvin Harry. - Oh, nice. - Yeah, that'd be great. - And then we don't know what, you know, to do with the remaining child. (laughing) - Come on. - Yeah. - Leave them home alone. - Well, friend, wolf. (laughing) Wolf. (laughing) - Oh, what? - Give me the tarantula. Are you peshy as the cop? - Oh, a double peshy. - A double peshy, interesting. - Yeah, that's 'cause he gets, then he do a gold tooth. - Ah, peshy was on a fucking run. - Oh my gosh. - You get a home alone, good fill is in my cousin, you know? - Maybe like back, yeah, Christina. - I think Casino and Home Alone are the same year. - Crazy. - Wow. - Yeah. - It's like about Raine. - My cousin Vinnie is, I mean, he's on top. - Top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top. - Inversa tome. - Oh! (cheering) - And especially in that, especially in that movie, in that movie is unreal. - Oh my gosh. - I saw a video recently of someone like Raine and to Joe Pesci at like a restaurant and they put it online and he's nearly unrecognizable. - Uh-oh. - I don't know. - Get an old dude. - Yeah. - It kind of wild. People like, this is Joe Pesci. People like, that's not Joe Pesci. - Oh no. - It was him. - Why 'cause he thinned. - No, it just looked, that's not weird. - That's a weird good thing. - That's definitely not recent. I'm telling you, this guy, this guy. - It's even, yeah, that even that's not weird. - Does he make some look like he's like a cousin of Danny Trejo or something? - Oh yeah. It was like, I think he sang or something and he stood up in his chair and sang at a restaurant. Even that looks like him. This was like, I just was like, oh my God, I can't believe that. - Well, that's the thing is, he never wanted to be an actor. He wanted to be a singer and acting just took off. He was like a Jersey quartet. - Kind of like us, man. We wanted to be gay porn stars, but comedy just fucking clicked. - I know, well, Blippi took my move. (laughing) - It pooped me on your friend like that. Like that, first off, thank God that guy nailed that take. - Yeah. - 'Cause he didn't beat as far as we know. - He's like, he did it three, there's a third take. Did that three times, yeah, no. (laughing) - A little behind the scenes, the criteria on addition of, here it is with the director's comment too. Ooh, I did not like when you shit all over me right there, but you know what, I stayed in the pocket. - What's in it for the friend? - Yeah. - That's how badly people want to be famous. Like that guy, his high point is someone being like, you're the guy from the shit video. - Yeah. - No chick is gonna meet you for that. - I think this is like early 2000s though, right? So even then, you like, you didn't know if he was gonna blow up. - That was his voice. - That thing? - It's good. (singing in foreign language) - Wait, that doesn't sound good. - No, acting was the right call. - Yeah. - I don't even believe that sound. - That sounds way more of like a Frankie Valley. - Yeah. - I wonder if that's his natural voice now. - Well, he did Jersey voice, right? He produced that. - Did he? - Did you know that? - Yeah, the Broadway show. - Oh, wow. Yeah, he can't sing. - Great actor though. - Funny how, yeah. You talk about the views. Have you heard the new trend? People having kids, just for the views. - I swear to God. - How did they get your views up? - Well, because you go, "Hey, I'm pregnant." - I got three. (laughing) - Please tell me. - You're the property. - You gotta do the whole pregnancy run than the birth, and then the hospital, and then the naming, and the gender reveal. - And so people are following like a real life family story? Is that what it is? - Yeah, it's just for the views. - And then they go, "What should we name them?" And people vote in. - Oh, God. - And the whole new thing. - God, people are fine. We're doomed. - We're fucked. - We're doomed as a species, yeah. - Yeah, I wouldn't even show my kid. You show yours. - I know, I was thinking about not doing it anymore. - Wow, the cat's out of the bed. (laughing) Your kid's all in my wall. (laughing) - Did you do this with the kid? Did I see some people put the baby emoji face over the baby pic? 'Cause I don't want people to see my baby. Do you do that or no? - I put my dates over his face. I've been working, but I usually show the back of him. - I thought about it, but I haven't done it. - I show him fully nude. (laughing) - I put the thing over his face. (laughing) - You know, it does worry. You're like, "Oh, you're posting this." But what could it be really useful? Just, I guess, somebody just, you know, like, "Oh, that's your kid." And then they kidnap him. - Yeah, they kidnap him. - They take him away. - Yeah, yeah, thank you. - Yeah, what's the worst that could happen? - Who are the people following it? - I know. - Like, there's better content out there. - I know. - Is there? - I mean, dude, we just saw that I get pooped and clearly there's some good stuff out there. - People are scary, man. I had a, I got robbed. And I was like, "How the fuck will people know my address?" And I got all these DMs or people like, I googled it for six seconds and I figured, "Dress." So it's out there, Jerry. - You're home? - My old house, yeah. - Oh, not, not in your house. - Not my new one, but I mean, if they could do it then, they could probably do it now. - It's the scrap it, but yeah, I remember I had a thing, I used this app community to get people, like, you can text me, whatever, in the-- - Yeah, I used that from here. - Yeah, and it started charging me. - Yeah, it's stupid. But then people, someone just called my actual phone number. It's a different phone number than my actual number. And I was like, "Hello?" And some guy said, "Yeah, I just found this online." I was like, "All right." (laughing) I was like, "God damn it." - But wait, you think they robbed you or your home got robbed? - My home got robbed, but I was bitching about it. I go, "Who the hell got in my house?" I mean, my address is not out there. - Oh, I see what you're saying. - And then people said, "Yes, it is." - Oh, okay, got you. So, but you don't think you were robbed by someone who knows your house. - No. - Oh, okay, okay. - Although, I had a, it was a couple theories, 'cause I would post like, "Hey, I'm out tonight doing this many shows." So, somebody was like, "I bet a guy saw that, then he realized he could break in." - Right. - But that's you every night. - Yeah, exactly. He got all my cash, that son of a bitch. - That was back when we had like a lot of it, but you got it at some point deposit that, you know? - I know, but I-- - It could live like a drug dealer. - I had a cool drawer, though. I had a drawer full of cash, a slingshot, some shrooms, and the hoody photos. - 16 years old? - Yeah. - That's why I keep all my money on me at all times. (all laughing) - How about the dummy wallet guy? How about the dummy wallet? He's got like a dummy wallet, a dummy phone, a dummy cigarette, the dummy-- - Here's my wallet. You open it, it lights on fire. - It's like, "Oh, fuck!" - I came home one time off the bus from school, and there were cops at my house, and the door was knocked down, and it was broken into my home, my family, at the time. And my dad suspected it was our neighbor. - Whoa. - He got into a little disagreement about something, and then he said that guy was a spiteful guy, and he thinks he knew we weren't home. They came in, and my room was ransacked. So it was like, everything was on the floor. They didn't take anything but cash, and cash out of my drawer. - How old were you? - Probably like, my guess, 15? - Oh, it's very violating. - It felt really weird. At the time, we got a raw waller. - Whoa. - Yeah. - Old school. - Yeah, damn. - Well, that's pre-ring camera. The ring camera changed the whole country. - Yeah, it changed the game. - I mean, that'll be the first, that'll be the next TV show. It's like, "Tuby" and Paramount. - Oh, just watch your camera. - Yeah, bring camera. - That was like, speaking of horror. The movie weapons, it's like the ring cam, the whole thing. - The ring cam. - My catalytic converter was stolen a couple days ago on my block, and my car caught the thieves. - Mmm. - No way. - That's from your own car, though? - That's my own car. - So your car recorded at the camera? (laughing) - That's right. - I think that guy's a nice. - And only if you would have only cleaned your windshield, you could identify him. His friend lays in the car. (laughing) - He can't use the squirter thing? - Yeah. - He got a camera, but he got a one inch coating of dirt on that thing. (laughing) - Dude, his friend lays in the car, the other guy just shits all over him. - Oh my God. - Jesus. - Hell. - Holy cat, oh, so they didn't steal it because they saw. - No, no, that's them getting away with it. The camera only shits my car. - And you can't even get the license plate. - The car shakes like this, the camera turns. - So they had already cut out the catalytic of burdo? - Yes, yes. - And that's them getting away. - How much you get for that, anyway? - I don't know what they cost me $300 for a new one, and then $300 to install it. So 600 bucks. - Damn. - Damn. - And that didn't help with the police at all. - They didn't give a shit. - They thought I did it. - They got my sisters too. - Really? - Yeah, catalytic cameras are a big thing. - Yeah, are they, is it catalytic or a Cadillac? - Catalytic. - Oh, okay, so. - It stops the smog. Like you go to some countries they don't require a catalytic converter, they're smog everywhere. - Yeah, but I think this is long, long. Like I don't think older cars only have catalytic converters, no? - I don't know, I have a 2005. - Yeah, I think they stopped it right around there. - That's why I was. - Because her car is a 2003, so that's why I was keeping my catalytic converter on me. (laughing) - I don't know. - I don't know. (laughing) - I do wanna take a look. - I don't know. (laughing) - Remember how big that was? - That was the biggest thing. Dude, some of these abilities toy trench. Remember the Tamagotchi? - Yeah. - That was like, I'm trying to keep this alive. - That little little computer thing on your keychain, you have to feed it, change it. Just keep it alive. - The Japanese? - Keep it alive. - Sounds like a nuisance. - Yeah, yeah, I think so.
No, it was a full-on baby. Yeah. Oh, weird. Well, I get the Chinese one is said if it was a girl, you don't keep it No, those were the ones that called caused rolls on like black Friday and stuff like that tickle me Elmo was Yep, yeah, tickle me Elmo was big couldn't get it cabbage cabbage patch kids when you're little. Yeah, I mean, I'm a little The new guys, but I think that was the one that was like people were going nuts. Yeah, cabbage patch kids I had a my buddy doll. That was my Sister what go there's kids sister. Yeah, there's kids sister. Well, yeah, I just said my buddy My buddy became the cops go to have word to touch you Because look it looks like a kid so we have what he was a that's the Motivation with Chuckie. Yeah, oh is that right? Oh, whoa, this thing did a lot of pull like a lot of stuff My dad used to just bring him like just having like stick his head out with a knife Remember the the jingle Not my buddy in me. Yeah, yeah, kid sister. Yeah, listen my buddy. I like it. They just made a my wish This kids evil show show. It just looks like yeah, they give him the hair of the school shooter either actually both of them I mean it literally is the doll. It's like the theme face Both of those kids are gonna be like gamers. Yeah, both like and play called duty too much To be online. Okay, you remember a like a Teddy Ruxpin. Yeah, that was another version of that was a dog Like a hound I forgot the name that it was say it would work with a cassette tape in it right? Yeah, and then my sister had it And then one time we started talking I swear guys started talking No cassette tape in that No cassette tape whoa to this day we talk about it really And then it said a line that we had never heard before like it wasn't in the repertoire the Jews will not replace it And then we were like what the hell and we like looked and it was no tape in there Wow come on. Yeah, I guess maybe there was I'm assuming there was how old were you? 38 yeah, yeah Age matters in there remember Russman, you used to have that bit because I used to put weak batteries in my sister's Teddy Ruxpin Dolls who would die right in front of her No, I never heard funny It's a good fit. I'm gonna try that with my own vibrator The tables of turn yeah, I'll shake a little yeah, I'm the acoustic It's it's the norm and unplugged. Yeah, yeah, I remember that hotel bit it goes What do you use what kind of vibrator use maam? She goes fingers. He goes mhm acoustic He's so good so good a tell We got to get him back. He's a guy who would have been a great poppin for this. What would he what would he have dressed as today? himself a teller. He'd be a good-ass good-to-ask. He could sell his is costume. He would have been honest I'll give you the count you could be a tell for Halloween. You just get the jazz By the way, we went to Sesame Place over the summer a biggest letdown. Really? Yeah, that's like the Langhorn Lane horn. Yeah, Langhorn. Yeah, there's nothing there Spin that since we were kids. Yeah, but it's terrible. The rides are awful. Did he still have the lazy river? They do they have that but the water parks all spread out Okay, so you could go but it's not even worth your time. Really? So you made the drive and it sucked. I was terrible highlights anything good Now the food was terrible - what's the pedophile? To go for the food I heard Lego land is awesome. I heard it's great. Oh really. Yeah Sesame place Yeah, I was gonna say what's the pedo factor here? Like how does this work? How do they know? I think they need a reach. I haven't seen a commercial. I know who knows that even exists I didn't know it exists and that's got a big brand behind it big they could they could probably do something Oh, it looks like they have a water park thing there. They do. I mean Yeah, they're showing you a good picture. I've been on that thing. I swear you did really? Yeah, I swear and you go to hotel and everything No, we just drove in and came back. Yeah Two hours. Things that fills up. It's like a bucket I fill up with an every like 20 minutes just dumps like like a water tower dumps on the children and like There's a lot of crying. Yeah, there it is. There's a bucket That thing man. Yeah, I went to the Bahamas and I stated a resort. It's all kids. Yeah, it's horrible Yeah, did you see that lazy river though? I was telling you that was a great lazy. I told you best. I've ever said what that water parks way better than this one You've been yeah, but I'm more. Oh, yeah, what about all this so that's not what you went you went to Atlantis Atlantis. Oh you went to Atlantis. Yes. Are you sure? No, you went to bomb. No, no, you went to the whole town You went to Atlantis, but I'm such an idiot because it was my first time with a with a baby on a vacation So I just started drinking on the flight and then my wife's like, what are you doing? Yeah, we're gonna like change his diaper And I was like, oh my god, so I was like dropping him. It was bad Did you go on the lazy road? I did. Yeah, that was a fight started with that huge with like huge like tidal wave and then pushes you all around Yeah, you don't have to get off that you don't have to get out of the tube It's great. Yeah, you could just keep you could go back around Mark drops the baby takes a shit on him Boy, the best the best though pull this up fatty Yeah, yeah, it's my fault for we're gonna be all right Jesus Christ Holy shit Why don't that even start Reykavik rake of it good luck with that rake of expelling. Good. It's sick. I gotta go this place is but they have a Mountain with with a like a hot river. What do you call lazy no warm warm springs? Hot spring and there's a bar in it. This is Iceland Iceland. Yeah, the air is freezing cold You look out in the ocean and there's a bar. You just swim up to there. It is nice. It looks you were there I was there. I did a gig there. I've seen pictures of this before. I see that. I immediately think piss a lot of this Natural springs. What it probably cleans it. It's incredible. You go to like like Oslo one of these places and they just are like Tell about like natural cold plunge. You're like, yeah, it's just freezing you jump in. Yeah, it's insane. It's beautiful They're better than us. It's clean. Look at everything looks so clean. Look at that song on the left I put the women over there too, huh? You see any of those northern lights when you're there? No, Mr. Light. Have I ever seen northern lights? No Me neither. I always wanted to I did too. Yeah, sounds cool. Right? Yeah, a whole lot of sky is green That's what it was. It was wrestling. What about it? We did a wrestling episode with Sodor and The WWE made us pull it down because we were dressed as I was like Bret Hart. You were Hulk Hogan. They made you pull it down. Yeah, but that's That's higher. It's costumes. I don't even know what you didn't even to bend to that put it back up We got it back up, but they were fucking they were complaining about using audio from WWE. We might have done a video Yeah, cuz you don't have to they have it she didn't commit to it But Shane dress is a dad who brought the kids But so do Macho Man you Hogan me Brett the hitman heart. Is that movie out yet the smashing machine? Shoot soon. Okay, that looks I want to see it man. It's after like I like this. Oh, we just saw one battle after another We were talking how good it was. Yeah, see it. No, it is. Oh, yeah. I heard it's like it's unbelievable pretty damn Right? Yeah, I heard it's like if he did a torrentino movie. That's what I said like com brothers type, right? Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, it's it's an awesome. It's on the list. It's on the list big fan Which is a cool I like to say there's a good dudes that they they actually came to the um they came to the impractical joke is movie premiere Yeah, it was really cool. They reached out and Ronnie is one of the writers that helps write all those movies with them And he's like when we were making on cut gems It was like really heavy material And he's like and I used to and every single day watching your show and you reach out and told me that and then One of the brothers too, and then they just like were really cool and they they were like we want to come to the thing Wow, yeah, nice guys really nice guys Josh is cool as fuck. I don't know Benny, but Josh Well, he's a psychotic nix fan like me so we'll text about always I know the guy on the right Josh I think it's Josh now the guy on the left up there Oh, that's Danny on the right. That's Josh. Yeah. Yeah, Benny. I haven't met. Yeah, a Seinfeld said that Spielberg would watch the show During Shindler's list because he needed some levity. Wow, that's kind of what he was saying. Yeah, that's crazy And then Seinfeld did the episode Making out and shit great episode great up. You made out doing shit We tried to get cookie monster on impractical jokers like two seasons ago We were having guests. We went outside the box. We contact them. He wanted to come on Whoa, and then the powers that be at Sesame Street said it wasn't the right brand match And I didn't want to let go of the well, you know, just like I mean, did I tell you I didn't want to let go of the idea of having a Puppet on for the guest. So we we got half Two years the guy who wasn't doing it and we wrote them we talked to him and wrote him a letter Q wrote him a letter and then then he said, you know, I'm I appreciate this letter because he said no at first Then we wrote the letter and then he's like if you still doing this next year reach out next year We reached out. We convinced him. Wow. We beat. We had the actual the that's the very first alphip Wow, how about the day shooting with him does that count as a minority Alpha is an alien. Yeah, it was pretty wild with elephant the cigarettes He ate cats. I know that he ate cat. No, he had his own sitcom. I know But which was the one who's on the cigarettes. It was like a problem. You think a joke camel. Yes Very on the way off. Holy shit. Half a joke. One's a camel. One's an alien. Yeah. Alpha. I'm a Ralph. Alpha has a sitcom. Yeah, it was right. He was he was massive. Wow, joke camel. That was no good. Sorry Yeah, he's kind of a cool camel though, man. He's the ultimate. Yeah. I mean, are you an other cool guy? Yeah kids to smoke Actually hung out with him in the riot They say his face is a dick and balls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
- I've had that joke. - How would you say? - Sublimity, a dick. - But it's not sublimity at all. It's just a dick and balls. - You think? - What? - I see the balls. - Yeah, it's a dick. - See, it's a dick with four skin. - It looks like Ari's dick. (laughing) - Hold up. - Ari's dick is smoking. (laughing) - Wait, so wait. You got an elf. - It is funny 'cause it's him. It's a guy and his wife that do it. - Oh, weird. - And they go under the table for like eight hours. And it's not a comfortable setup either. They want like a peace of plywood and like sitting awkward and he's doing the voice in half of them and she's doing half of them and she's got like animatronic stuff she's touching. - Wow. - And they really grind down there. - See I've pitched so many shows that the fact that elf got made, pisses me off. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I'm like, that got through. - It was a different time. - It wasn't there like another show, like almost like I'm married with children with some, some puppet, maybe Bobcat goalie with me. - Yes. - Right? - I never watched that one. - Happily ever after. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - With Nikki Cox. - Yeah. - And there was a puppet on that, wasn't there? - There was a puppet on. - I never saw a bunny. - Okay, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, pull that up. - I don't know what it's about, but. - And Nikki Cox was banging a jail for a while. - Is that right? - Yeah. - This is not like a, - That's it. - European 9 or like. - I think it was WB. - WB. - European 9 WB same thing. - Yes, that's a bad out bunny. Oh, what a rip. - Yeah, look at that. - So they went alph and married with children combo. - What's the deal with this thing? What is it? - Oh, it's a young E from Antaraj. - What? - Oh shit. - Where? - I remember it. - That's him on the middle right. - No, it's not. - That's E. - That's Kevin Connelly, dude. - There's Bobcat. - Oh, E, right, sure, sure. Yeah, he did the voice. - Pull up some Nikki Cox photos while you're on the page. Just one. - And Happily ever after also look like a home improvement. They have that. - Oh, it's a lighting and everything. Yeah, it was all the same back then. Hey, yeah, hey, yeah, yeah. - Wow. - That was 90s. It's like a Jessica Rabbit vibe. - That is Jessica Rabbit. - Back when you didn't have to have an ass. - Didn't I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're looking at that and you're complaining. You got some problems. - Well, I'm just, it's an observation. - It was a Lissa Milano. - Moke finds the hottest girl at the bar. - I guess you don't have an ass. - Oh, just an extra town. - 90s. - At one time, someone I knew knew a girl who's family was really, really wealthy. And she had a house like up in the Hampton something. She invited all our friends up, right? We get up there and it was like we welcomed to a resort. They had everything, we got up there. They had all this property. There was quads lined up if you wanted to get quad out. They had this huge, huge pool. They were doing a lobster bake. They had, I mean, it was unbelievable. It was just, everyone had their own bedroom. And it was unbelievable. My friends floating in the pool. And the girls, there's like a bunch of girls with an ass. Ah, you know how it's hot tub, huh? (laughing) - He's like, I think I've got to keep him humble. - Yeah, my mom does, my mom has a room with that. Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry, Peter. But my mom will be like, I'll be like, I got Conan, she'll go, no letterman, huh? (laughing) Talk to you. (laughing) - But he's not on the air anymore. But when he was. - Yeah, he could have moved to something else. This is too hot. - Podcasts, Ellen. - Jamie Moore used to say that she's the funder than any comic he's ever met. - I don't believe it. - That's just what you say, I really had to check the bank. - Me too. - I think that. - So the same thing about Jeannie Bunt. - You know who's hilarious, Sharon Stone in the '90s. She was one funny gal. - Cindy Crawford at an hour. - Cindy Crawford, I almost died laughing at her. - Now that. - I met her. - You know what? - The funniest part. - The funniest comedy in my opinion, Kaya Gerber, daughter of Cindy Crawford. Very funny. - It looks like her. - It's crazy, yeah, yeah, it looks just like her. - 'Cause the daughter I find is usually hotter. - Cindy Crawford. - Yeah, Kaya Gerber. - I went from a Lissomalano. - Look at that. - I love a Lissomalano. - And then I graduated right to Cindy Crawford. - Oh, God. Pete Davidson was all over that. - Is that right? - Yeah. - Oh, look at that, the bottom right left. - Oh, yeah. - Also, wait. - Yeah, here you go, Pete. - I had another one. Shit, the daughter. Oh, Ali, Andy McDowell. - Yeah. - Her daughter's very-- - Oh, pretty. - Oh, sorry. - I spilled my-- - I know her son. - That's true. - I know her son, Charlie. - Really? - I think that's Andy McDowell. - Andy McDowell. Well, yeah, I thought that Charlie McDowell was-- - I think hotter than the mom. What do you think? - The mom's pretty hot. - Do you like the mom? - They look alike. - The mom is a beautiful woman. - That's true. Groundhog day. - Oh yeah, she's great. - Classic. - All right, maybe the mom's more of a natural bute. - What if it was this podcast become? - Yeah. - I love this. We got a record one this week. The people have to hear us. Quietly mull over which mom, daughter, combo is better. - Oh, I'm very measured. - The mom's a bit-- - I'm married father-- I'm married father's like, I suppose I'd bang the mother as well. - No ass, no ass. - This is what passes for entertainment now. - I'm the fuck-- I'm judging in this outfit. - I'm like, I can see it in the '90s. - What about Pfeiffer? - We're fucking idiots. - There's no stuffing in this part. - Brian Pfeiffer, holy shit. - I mean, Pfeiffer, yeah. Greece too, that was my favorite Pfeiffer. - We're still hot ladies. - Greece too, Pfeiffer. - I don't think I see Greece too. - What? You would love it. - Really? - It just can't be horseshit. - Yeah, I mean-- - Greece too, Pfeiffer. - But is it a different set of people than Greece won? - Completely different people. - I got a Michelle Pfeiffer for you. And Veeders, get back me up on this one. Fabulous Baker, boys. - Yep. - Oh, on the piano. - Oh my god, she's so hot and unbelievable movies. So fun. - But she, the one in Ganks' Paradise, the one-- - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, with Kulio. - Yeah. - During the '90s, they had a whole run of movies with a teacher, like, remember, the substitute with Tom Bear, and then it was his three of them. The principal, there was another one. - Oh, that was one. - Hillary Swank, as well. Boys don't cry. No, wait, that's different. Uh-huh. Hillary Swank, a teen bopper. - She never did it for me. No ass. (laughing) - No, but, no, she had Hillary Swank. - Nah, great actress. - The people they tell you is pretty. - Yeah, all right. - No, she's-- - She's an attractive. - She's a very beautiful, I wouldn't kick any of the people we named out of bed for reading a crack. - I wouldn't kick about a bed. I wouldn't kick-- - That was so old fashioned of your sale. (laughing) - He had a movie in the '90s where she was a teacher. Maybe it was a 2000, sorry. - No, I know what you're talking about. It was like, when that ship had sailed to it. - Yes. - It was like late. - And Burr had the great bit about it. - Yeah, like how-- - There it is. - Freedom writers. - Freedom writers. - I've never heard of that. - Horrible. - That was your teacher. You'd be like, she's the hottest teacher. Come on. - I get it, that's true. Oh, she's hiring. - We'll get-- (laughing) - If you ask her on Musk, you would say she's not, but-- - Not bad. - This is her blippy shit video. - Massagerie and Mayhem and gangster rap. God, those movies are cringy. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oof. - Oh, fine. - It was that other one, Buster Rhymes and Michael Strabaport. - Oh, higher learning. - Yeah, yeah. - Remember high school. - Oh, wait, that was when he was a snipe, right? Wasn't he-- - Yeah, someone shot me. - No, not Buster, was it Buster Rhymes? - He was in it. - Omar Epps. - Yes, Omar Epps. - Epps, yeah. - Epps had a good-- - That was a powerful movie when I saw it. I don't know if it holds up. - It's on Singleton, man. - Yes. - Before rapaport was doing face-to-camera stuff. (laughing) It was a better time. I don't even know everyone to be-- - He's a true romance. - He's got a cringy. - He's got a crazy idea. - Crazy. - He does. He's got friends. He had to run on friends. - Dude, true romance is amazing. - Fuck, high school high was hilarious. - That was really fun. - John Lovitz, they spoofed those movies. - That was back when spoofs were around. I guess we got naked guns six. - What'd you think of it? - I liked it. - Dude, yeah. - I can't do it. - I didn't see it yet. - I didn't really, I saw a little bit of it. - Yeah, dude, it was the hardest of her people laughing a theater in the world. - All right, all right. - It was a funny movie. - I love hearing that. - Yeah, this was, I mean, even the fucking poster is so 90s, I love it. - Liz said he saw Battle After Another in the Theater and people were dying. - He got big laugh. - Yeah, he got big laugh. - We had 20 people in the theater, but it got big laugh. - I mean, DiCaprio, I mean, he has-- - Funny, dude. - Oh, I didn't know it was funny. - There's real parts to it that make it funny in the moment. - I don't know what you mean. - Benicio is fucking-- - Yeah, he's funny. DiCaprio's funny and likable, you know, I mean, I think it's a great-- - He's worth seeing in the theater? I don't know. - Yeah, absolutely. - Yes, you got it. - We saw it at 11 a.m. - What? - Yeah. - Regal in 4D. - We did too, dude. We'll be in a nice show up to see the movie, because we planned it all out, we're like, we're going to see it, we're doing a show in Rochester, Thursday night, 7 p.m. We'll see the 920. We showed up to the theater, they're like, the sounds fucked up in the theater. - We could play cap-- - We played the closed cap, and we're like, no, we're leaving. So they luckily, they changed our tickets to the next day to IMAX. So we're like, all right, sweet, saw it at 11 a.m. - Hell yeah. - But like you, but it was dude, it was fucking dead. - Yeah. - It was dead in there. - Yeah. - That's the only time I could ever catch a movie, maybe on the road. - Same. - Yeah. - But it's weird getting out of there, because there's three hour movies, you're like, it's four? - Yeah. - Four o'clock, how's that happened? - Three hour movies long, but he brought it. - It was three hours, okay. - That scene on the highway, at the end, I'm not going to say anything. - Yeah. - But we had the four D seats that shake, so the seats went like-- - Oh, I've never done that before. - Oh, it was incredible. - I heard those things are in nuisance. - I liked it. - Like this water spray in that end stuff? - I think that's a myth. - Okay. - Don't go see a porno. But when there was gunfire
you would feel like a burst of air behind your earbeaks. - Yeah, but in this country, you don't know that it's a real bullet. - Oh, good boy. - Yeah, that's like, yeah. - That's a Batman and Aurora. (laughing) - Terrifying. - Oh, realistic. (laughing) You know, you're much about the theater shootings anymore. It's all school. - Nobody's going to the theater anymore. (laughing) - Go over there. - Yeah, go over to the theater. - Yeah, go over to kill theaters. - Meal prep is great when you have the time. When you're into crunch and you want fast, filling meals, turn a factor. Factors and chef-repaired meals straight to your door and they even expanded their menu. Now with more than 65 weekly meal options, every day can have a totally different vibe. No batch cooking required. This stuff's really good. It tastes good. You get it in these little pouches that are, but it's like quality food. It's not like shit you find in the frozen food section of the grocery store. It's actually good stuff. It's healthier. Meal times can be easier. Just heat a factor meal up in the microwave or on a skillet for two minutes, you're good to go. Eat
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Are you a sour patch? Yeah, all day. I'll do that in a movie. Sour patch and bunch of crunch. That's crazy. You're doing this guy loves a crunch bar. Yeah, that's it. That's just go to. I like it. I'm in a crunch bar. So thin. Bunch of crunch. It's a weird little ball. It's good. Yeah. Movie theater. You're going either going popcorn nachos or chocolate? I can't do candy at the movie. Same. Same. I got a built-up. Sour. Yeah, yeah. I like sour. These are underrated. Fuck is wrong with that. I choose. Oh, yeah. I bless you. All right. I'm in a g-rated zone right now. Candy corn. How do we feel? No, never. You got to have it around. I don't mind it. I like it a lot. Shit on it so much. For coloring. Even the surface is a backer. It's a backer. I don't like that. I like these. I have one. I do. Is what? What? Yeah. So you're a sour patch guy. So you do that? This is true. Nachos and popcorn. No, I won't do popcorn. I'll do nachos or I'll do like a. This is trash. Yeah. The cookies and cream. This is one of my favorite ones. Oh. I think skittles are trash. I would generally be like, I'll pass on that. Then I had it and I was like, this is not bad. It's great. Yeah. Number one in my book. All day. Yeah. Recess is good. Classic. You know what I'll do at a theater? Would I never get elsewhere? And I'm like, this is when I have it. Recess pieces. Out of pieces. Yeah, okay. You don't put them in the pop. Corn. No. Okay. No. No. I got it. If I'm at a hotel lobby, that's what I grab. Yeah. Better than a regular M&M. Oh, totally. The regular M&M really has gotten by with a boost from the peanut M&M. No, M&M didn't exist. I don't know the fate of the regular M&M really. This is like a boardroom meeting. Yeah. This is how all we are. You remember the blue M&M when they came out with that. Yeah. It was a whole like, you voted on it. Yeah. It would not exist if people didn't. I liked that blue M&M. Yeah. And when I was back with this country, it was democracy. Yeah. You had five colors. Yeah. You had yellow. You had orange. Asian. You had brown, dark, and light. Oh, good. There were two browns. Light brown, dark brown. Yellow, orange, and green. Those were the five M&Ms. I really think. Do you remember the commercial with the two kids, uh, two little league kids in the, in the dugout? He's like, uh, what, you know, he's like, he's like, you're eating M&Ms? He's like, yeah, they helped my game. He's like, how so? He's like, the yellow one is a single. The, uh, the, the, the brown one is a single yellow one to double, orange is a triple. And with the green one, I take the ball downtown. No, I don't remember that. Well, it's a classic. Wow. So there also no, are there any more like commercials like this anymore? No M&M. Can you listen to my genius idea? I think. Do you ever go on YouTube and be like, 80s, night, commercial compilations and watch them? This thing, you'll never, they, you, you remember the brain. You'll never remember them. And you see it. You know every word, right? This is it. I've never done ring a bell for me. Might have been regional. This looks familiar. No kids ever said Magnificent. Why can't a kid wouldn't let him? He's doing a himself. I didn't get that reference as a kid. I just had a great idea. A podcast where we argue about what food is. Babe, I got three years of mortgage payments out of that one. Dude, you fuck, that was probably my favorite podcast clips of any part. It's very clippable. You into Rosa arguing nuggets. Yeah, it'll be back. It'll be back. We want to do it. It's so fun. Yeah, it'll come back. That was a great part and a great name too. Whoever, who came up with that name? We came up with it high and drinking and high in the pool in Montauk. We went down a list of names. I think he might have said it. And I was like, it has to be taste buds. That's cool. We almost called it food fight. That's good. We had that first. And then he said taste buds. I'm like, no, no, it's taste buds is great. Yeah. Damn, that's good. That was a great fucking podcast. Thank you, man. What I think is I think the companies should like M&Ms right now. Should play that on the air right now as their commercial. I think it will cause such a buzz answer. Oh, yeah, bring it back. Like an 80s commercial. Put them right on. No, no, like, you know, just put it, make that the commercial. People like, what the fuck is this? Really? That's the actual M&Ms commercial right now that you just use in old ones. It would explode. Yeah. It would explode. That's true. And it kind of, it shows how long it's been a rant. Yeah. Kind of cool. Anything, McDonald, any commercial, anything. Just show the 80s and 90s commercials for it. I swear it. And now someone's going to take someone out there. I'll take my idea. But if I was just, this is the clip. Is this the clip where DeRosa snaps on him? Oh, I can. Look how fucking serious and gay he is. Well, get the sound on here. Oh, this is it. Oh, this is what me do. Yeah, I know this stuff. I know this clip. Oh, it's my favorite thing. It's where the blue blockers sit coach flying to, you know, a city. I don't know. You know, you were here. Get me. He's like a coach. He's like a coach. He's like a subway. You just described my friend. Sounds like it. Sounds like it. Sounds like it. Sounds like it. Oh, God. God, God. I love Chris. That's crazy. That was, it was like a real wrestling moment. That was it. DeRosa was built for that. He was, because that was our studio. So that was my office. So he was, we were going to be spun next since DeRosa was outside the door. We didn't know he was coming in. And when he came in, oh, my God, that was hysterical, man. That's so funny, that iconic moment. I think that single-handedly kicked Chris out of that bullshit phase he was in. Because he was reading Marcus Aurelius at the comedy club. And I were like, all right, we got-- I saw him on the street in those sunglasses, and I was like, he's doing this. Yeah. That's the camera. Good to see you, buddy. That was bag, leather jacket. Well, he was with Emilio, who was in similar glasses. He was like, you don't dress like the manager. What's next, the fucking little ponytail on Christmas? By the way, Amelia was one who told us to go to Amelia's board.
a lot of really that was a fucking disaster. I couldn't make it. I was going to come to that. I heard what you dodgeable. I heard it. I heard it turned out. Yeah. But I will say I've been going a lot of for a very long time and I've always had a good experience. Well, the good news is they got review bombed like a son of a bitch. Really? We should hit him again. What was it that happened? Have you talked about on here? This is me knowing we're going to get fucked. I said, that's me knowing we're going to get fucked. What happened was wasn't that it was just an unexpectedly high bill. I've never got it. That was already in a serious photo with half a beard. Yeah. Ari looks like a hairless cat in that photo. Mr. Bigel's worth. He's got. Yeah. He's got half a beard on once. Yeah. Yeah. So what happened was I walked in and I was setting this whole thing up for Sam. I wanted to make it a nice birthday. Yeah. I thought I could pay for the whole thing. I only paid for my portion. I thought so. I thought it was going to be like just it was going to be maybe max like 500 bucks, 600 bucks. We got 11 people. Yeah. You're getting added to as it was going on. So we walk in what world would that with that many people be that I know that's crazy. That's like an app. Each. So anyway, I walk in. We like get to the restaurant. They're sitting these three guys. There was the hall. Salicus. Yeah. So no. That was such a good photo. All right. These owners are sitting right outside the restaurant. So I say that we're. Yeah. I say that we're incredibly rude. Yeah. They're incredibly rude. They're not. They're not going to see us until our entire party is there. Understandable. That's fine. But we're waiting for like one more person at this time. So I say, all right. Finally, everybody's here. They go. We're going to bring you to the back table in this private room and they do. And they go. So what do you want us to give it? I go like what is like? What are some of the things that you recommend? And he goes, you want me to just like what do you go like that works? So where the hits? Yeah, the hits. I was like the hits. And then so they gave us like a prefix menu item off the menu. And it was just I guess I want to say it was like $200 each. Maybe it was more. Maybe even more. Way more. And the bill was over $5,000. Just dipped in an out real quick to say, what's up? So they got we they got dinged. So south. Oh, they did it per heart. Even if they didn't need. Yeah. Yeah. They left. They left. And there would have been you had an issue. You could you had a that was a I mean, that was a fair thing to say to them. Like these people just stopped by. Why do you charge you from? Yeah, it was a whole. Did you have to mix it up with them? No, we didn't. We just paid. And I was trying to guess what it was. It was about 15 people. No, but we just paid. We just paid and complained about it for two years. And then you give me your highest estimate what do you think it could possibly be for 15 people? But a couple of people, Davido dipped out and we'll. Okay. So food for 12 people then. Give me your highest. Okay. So we're talking tax tip food and drinks to tax cocktails. Okay. Okay. So with tax and tip with drinks, wine and food. Yeah. For 12 people. Yeah. I'm counting on you. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I want to say double whatever you're thinking. I'm going to say 3000. No, no, with tip. I think so. I'm going to say if you add tip in and you just let's see if you're doing 20%, I'm say $3600. What was it? $5200. Yeah. Okay. Oh, the wine. I mean, if you were pounding like really expensive. We were not. No, we weren't. And there really wasn't a lot of food either. It wasn't like kind of food. Not a crazy. So I put it at 250 ahead, right? That would get me to 3000. And then oh, no, then tax. So then you just talk about like, let's call it 3,300 and then if you tip in 20%, you add about 4,000. So 250. That's 250 ahead of 4 tax and tips. So I don't know what you had. Will you drink that like martini? No, not at all. Are you? Yeah, but it wasn't that crazy. But you didn't even get like you didn't get individual dishes. Everything was just like kind of family. Was it so much food you couldn't believe it? No, not at all. You would have been better and it would have been less expensive to get. We have a photo of it. I'd love to see that. Let me bring it up. I'd like to see that as well. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? It doesn't matter. If you're listening, go ahead and give them another band. Meal. You deserve it. I die. They were incredibly rude. I died on Sam's dollar line. And let's tell you that it was not a great experience. I see Peter last night. We're doing Chicago and he goes, Bovets. Make sure Bovets happens this week. So I'm like, text Brian. Have you been to Bovets? No. And I got Chicago coming up November 14th. Chicago theater. November 14th. Beacon is December 29th. Let's do it. Dude, dude, Dossie Sal. I will say I do love Shaw's crab house in Chicago. But we have two nights there. So we'll do Shaw's another night. That sounds good. He always gets me what I want. Gary always gets what he wants. Salto. Salto. Gary. Gary always wins. That was something of video. Have you guys in a fancy dinner to be like, Hey, I did care a little bit. We did Omaha's. And then. Oh, it's Omaha's. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that scratch scratched by sushi. Yeah. That place is unbelievable. Yeah, check him. Oh, good man. Good man. It is a flex to take a little Gary out. Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary doesn't miss. Gary doesn't miss. Yeah. Except Chicago. Well, that was see that. That wasn't fair. What was that? He made pictures. That's all for his last for his other. You just look special. Yeah, the Netflix special. We go. We're gonna go to breakfast. I picked a spot. He kept adding people so I had to find something for this whole group. So that was not my fault. And it was last minute. I had to find something local. I figured you had something in the pocket. And it was a dud. Yeah, but it was it's under the gun. It's tough. It was one of those brunch places with like scenery. You could take selfies at. It was. You don't want to do one of those trendy now. He normally is pretty good because Gary appreciates what I appreciate too. Like a greasy spoon diner on the road. Yeah. I mean, train car. Train car. Oh, dude. Or two Jews. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But we get off that train. And I will say we the Rochester one. Highland Park diner shout out. I fucking love that one. The one in Spokane. Is it Frank's Frank's? That's a great one. I love a box. I think it's Henry's and Buffalo. We went to that one. Buffalo is a great one. Didn't we go to one? It was. Oh, uh, no, we weren't to Jewish did that Jewish restaurant. We went to the one in Richmond. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's in a pearl. That was great. Oh, good early. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was really soup. I'm gonna store text in you. Like I don't know why I don't think the text comics went. I mean, the town be like, guys, where are we? Yeah, I'm the only one who could do it. Bevets the vets. I've never heard of that. That one's at that top notch. And then, uh, or Monte Verde, where I think that's what it's called. I mean, we'll figure it out. Mon Verde. Little Gary always gets what he wants. All right. Well, I got that. I see for you. We've did this. All right. Yeah. Okay. Well, you got, you got four sparkling waters at $52 and four still waters at $15,000. Wow. Yeah. One hundred and four bucks on that. So those are those, you got those bars that they feel like whatever. So you're looking, you're talking on 10 to 12 take whoever did that. It's 13 bucks. Oh, they just brought it over. It's 13 bucks a piece on that. Who margaritas is $45? Look at this one drink. 160 bucks. What is that? Oh, all right. Guys, hold the phone here. And then some lady got that. Someone's ordering some type of rare something or other. That might be a bottle of wine. I don't know. Well, I mean, if that's what you're doing, I'm gonna, you know, I got it. I go, hey, give me a reposado. And they got me a classy azul, which is 65 clamps for one. Oh, that's that's on top of it. They were not. It's the drink. Yeah, they were pretty, they were also rude. They were basically telling us to go fuck ourselves. They got 15. That's not right. So the prefix itself was 12 people. It was about 15 people, 200 and 200 and something of person. It's, it's, it's the drinks where they got you. They got us. So every drink was $25 or higher. $65 for a class. They should call that out before they bring it over. Look at this. $1,000 tip for treating us like assholes. I want to break my camera. 25% 25% and again, not crazy amount of food. And I could just when I overheard them call Gary, a dumb Jew. I don't know my positive. That might have been me. So then everybody is everybody in our group. Everybody through in. Yeah, we had to devido didn't. Yeah. Because he let me, yeah, he we had like a couple, a couple noodles. Wow. So and then it was at a whole cluster of fuck with credit cards. They run a cash on them. Leopard Tart threw it out. Good. $600. No, it's not true. Oh. Yeah. There was a crowd. There was a, there was a bit of a situation there with some of the people who drank and then we can't keep read litigating this because I'm hearing from people complaining about I've gotten phone calls from people angry that we keep bringing this up. What are the 16? Go to the website and leave a review link to blippy shitting. Oh God, record. Leave review. And it's always been kind to me. I'm on the wall. Leave a review of saying it made you shit on your friend. Yes. Did you have a diarrhea shit on your friend on the floor and give it one star? If blippy can come back, they can come back. Yeah, it does feel like a does that feels like a steep check to be dropped. It's such there's so much good Italian in New York City. You're out now, dude. You're out too many good Italian spots that treat you well. Yeah, it's expensive. And you're going to be what? Why do you think they were not pleasant to you? That's a, that's baffling. I think they think that they have a hot ticket that they're always busy and they're taking that a little for granted. Yeah, but if you're in the restaurant business and you have that kind of longevity, it's kind of, a lot of it's got to be built on the surface. I agree. There's so much good Italian in the city too. In the village, especially got like fucking Lord Tuzi, Santa Bino, beautiful, all these great spots. You know, so, so you go, go to the goods. I like Vixx. You brought me onto Vixx. Vixx is good. Yeah, dude. Vixx is like nice and easy, easy yet. New York does Italian. Well, that's what we, that's our food here. I would go to say with Peter Louver. They're mean to you. They do that. Hey, we're Brooklyn. So we're kind of asshole. Yeah, but they kind of earned it at least. I was, I wasn't that in the press.
I feel like Luger's a classic. You can't get me to shit on Luger. It's a classic. Yeah, but hey, I'm on a smile Yeah, they do that thing where they're like, oh, you're fig Alright, alright. Yeah, it does feel like a factory assembly line Yeah, they just get you in there and they drop everything. It's like it's loud and then they bring it They you have dessert there. They bring over like a bucket of cream. Yes Yeah, what the fuck is cool, but here's the thing if the meal is good I don't care how they untreated just give me you know, so you don't even you don't even like to meal a polaroid It wasn't air. I was a blown away. I agree wasn't blown away. Yeah, dude I mean we're steak in the city man strip house. Oh, it's strip house. That's the top notch top now. I love Keens up Keens is legit out the one old homestead in there. Just that was good Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fucking fun. I never been a sparks. I was one. Never done it. It's the sparks. It's famous Yeah, the mafia shooting pull it up. Oh, it's a yeah, you'll sit at that. Take his picture. I don't know. I think it happened out Yeah, outside it was what's his name? It was uh, Sammy the Bull of my no, Paul Costellana right there I don't know and is that help your business or hurt your business and his driving help I better know Question because it's in the paper now and it's notorious whoa Oh, John Gotti was the one who ordered the day. Yeah, Gotti ordered that was like the hit of our lifetime Well, is that one and then there's the other one that happened in the barbershop where the guy got his neck. No, that was tweenie Todd That was a hit of our lifetime at the post to the YouTube video was early which was And the bar show was the musical of our life What's the what's the barbershop the barbershop? Look a bit like barbershop murder on park avenue wrote slip mob hit Yeah, that's my most Eastern promises remember. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's my most. That's my most I hate it. Is it famous one? I didn't imagine it today movies. I hate hearing about it. I stopped one. Yeah, I think it's that barbershop Yeah, the dragon's HBO. This is a game of Rome. I stopped watching it at the season six. I was like I've seen an off-slope throat I'm parking out Alec and Estasia. That's who died. Whoa Never heard of it town Starbucks. Love the hats look at that. Wait. Why don't they start? I think this is a Luigi one. I think he was tailed there You think someone gave the the drop inside the inside the barbershop like he's here right now. I take it back I don't think his throat got cut. I think uh The hitman came in and they just started shooting him up When he had the towel, it'd be great if he did like something just make him drink all the barberside It was like the same thing they put the towel over the face and then it's like boom You just want to be detected back then. You just throw in one of those hats. Yeah 57 with a year 57. Oh, so that's pre-DNA. Oh, yeah Oh, so you really had to like go in there and catch the guy be like Mungo Morgan Freeman. What's his name the what's that guy who walks in and he's what's his name the actor Colombo? No, it's it's a it's a it's a it's a the guy from King Kong. He got nothing on me. No, he's the Bone collector. No, he's the gangster. He goes in. He assesses the whole room right away training day Equalizer. Equalizer. Oh, yeah, you have to go in and equalizer. I was gonna say devil in a blue dress Keep naming Denzel. Now come here. You got game McBeth Gladiator This whole talk I couldn't think of a single movie. Yeah, dude. You know, it's kind of a fun one from the 90s with Denzel It's not a great movie, but I for some reason I just like fallen Goodman and Denzel it's like. Yeah, yeah, that time is I never saw I gotta see it man fires for I don't I feel it doesn't hold up. I used to think it was yeah Yeah, well, I mean I could see anything. He's in pretty much. He's like got that Nicholson thing with fences cool Wasn't that a thing fences? Yeah, I was saying hit pills man. I'm fine. He is a real man. I'm watching the one that Kurosawa one High and low do you see the equalizer? I did I saw all I saw all three. I saw all three there. Yeah, they're fun. I think the first one was grill. Yeah They're remaking everything they made the accountant - God. It was tough. That was a tough watch I like the first one though the first one was the first is good. Yeah, it was fun enough slow start But yeah, it picks I watch on but you see all these guys you see a flake Liam Neeson They're all doing this like similar movies. It's it's odd But it's odd but Liam Neeson ended up doing like after the ice my set of skills one. Yeah, the taken taken Yeah, he did another hundred of them. Yeah, I know like not just taking like every movie was the exact same and it's weird because he's a Notable actor that can get work But he then took the same action role in like fort. I'm not even joking around. They did a wolf already be movies after that I have a theory on this guy these old these guys get old and they want to still seem tough It's the same with Jane Fonda. They get old, but they still want to be fuckable That's the guy's version of staying fuckable. Okay, and then you get Tom Cruise do it You get a Keanu did it with wick. Yeah, you know the Liam Neeson Matt Damon now He just wants to still be like box office. He cares that people are going to the theater so it's true I just want people to see the movie but that's what what they say, you know the thing with Neeson is they all felt like the exact same movie What was the gray? You see the gray? Oh, well that one was taken with wolves that one was I think a little bit of a Terrible him him fighting. I like that better than dancing with wolves. I'm taken by wolves. Yeah, I find them to be charming Yeah, I think he just I mean spoiler alert, I guess but he dies at the end, doesn't he? Yeah Yeah, the wolves get him Nothing slipped in the shower. You know, I like the Odin Kirk's movie though He was another version of nobody. Yeah, they made it another one Yeah, the first one was good. I don't know. Is this out? Oh, yeah, was it was a good the second one? I didn't see it He the first one on it. Yeah, I watched I was like I I believe him in this role. It was a curveball and it worked Yeah, but back in the day you would see Jean-Claude Van Dam and you'd be like holy shit this guy's tough Yeah, now there's guys who don't know how to fight right, but I don't think he knew how to fight either But you believe that you believe you could do a split jetley I remember something Conan wants to Jean-Claude Van Dam and I could tell the segment was really going south Because Conan goes why don't you try and move on me? That's when you know that cone is like save this interview. Let's go Damn, yeah, every mom when I was a kid one of the bang Jean-Claude. Yeah, you do the split. Yeah, crazy crazy splits He'd always been his undies. I mean do Jackie Chan shit was crazy. That guy's a real professional. He's on another level Yeah, his own stunts. Yeah, by the way, they say the N word quite a bit in rush hour. Yeah, he says it. No, he doesn't Chris the couple times say. Yeah, he says it come. No. Yeah, he goes say you're my N word and he goes He says it. Wow. That's a fun time. That was a comedy. It was a different time and those are box office smash hits They made three of them chemistry. I mean Chris Tucker is incredible. He's incredible. Yeah, I got steals everything That cuz he's How's he like easy? He's not is he not really doing a lot right now Chris Tucker. He's in Sheen's documentary apparently they were pals. Okay. Yeah money talks, dude That's what we watched that on the tour bus. Oh, yeah, we don't know like we're reliving our our favorite Yeah, this doesn't hold up great. Yeah, Tucker's amazing in it. Yeah, he's so good. That's when Hogan Does he break his neck or something? He knocks him out. He puts him in he claims that that wrestling's fake and he's like is this fake and he puts him in a chokehold Mm-hmm and knocks him out and he falls flat on his head I said wrestling's fake. I didn't say you're not stronger than me. Right. No, it's it's actually hard to watch his head Just like cracks his head on the floor and and he gets like he's never not David. Uh, no, I mean Richard Belzer. Yeah Coppin. He's like oh Nobody helps Yeah, how dangerous that is I know the head on the con could have done full brain damage. I don't care for the space slapping Yeah, so did he get did he sue him for that? Yes, he did and one and oh, we know what we're kind of we're kind of a cash prize He won that isn't that's insane to also not react like to keep reacting like it's normal that the guy just dropped it and slammed his head against the ground He's doing that with fucking different types of dude. This is a comedian. You're fucking right So this is a total comedian movie pops back up and says we'll be right back. He says I have no memory of this What a pro holy shit. What a pro. Oh, he's bleeding. Wow. He's bleeding. Oh My god It's a certain amount of people to say he deserved who did? Belzer We should have like a really heated political discussion at these outfits like dude We got to do something about this Gaza situation $400,000 that's how much you want okay? What's that what's that today though? Yeah, put that in the calculate I will because what was that 85 or something? I'm gonna put that at I'm gonna put that at 1.6. I think it's more than that I'm gonna get to I think more it's a little less than the ballado bill Justing to 1.2 today as well. Wow. Well, what year was it? Did you say 1.2 sell? I said more than two he said 1.6 I think yeah, I will I'm gonna guess 88 or 80 the year. I was going off a
I guess we don't need to. - Yeah. - Damn, 45. - It's funny 'cause we all think like, I'd take a fucking knockout for that kind of money. - Sure. - But then you're like, that could have done, that could have been bad. - I got put to sleep so many times in like eighth grade, just friends learning about it. And you sleep over. - It's super dangerous. - Super dangerous. - You're cutting off oxygen to your brain. - Yeah, that's the fun night. - We used to play so much shit. We used to beat the shit. - I know, you do choke-o, it's all the time. That was like the thing. - Remember that we're bomb kids? - Oh, a lot of power, we would do a thing for two minutes. - Billy, Chris, two minutes, and you just go, (laughs) bloody noses, and you'd bring like a beam on the banners. - Billy gets him down and he shits all over his face. - That's a fight. - Why use that 10 more time for this episode? - I had a fight club. - Why is it that a fight club? - You know what, we get knocked over. - Doesn't think concussions weren't like a real thing. - No, I mean, you get concussions, but nobody cares. It was just like, "Oh, no, they touched him." - Coleman has a bit about this. They said, "You got your bell right?" - Yes, yes, exactly. - I remember we did it in a clock when we got caught by our coach real. - He didn't shit out of each other and he was like, "You're all suspended, fucking idiots." 'Cause we were all, you know, we'd have each other in like sharp shooters and shit. - Oh yeah, idiots. We were gumped. - There was always the one kid who would lose his temper. Remember that? You were like, "It was just a fun fight." And he was like, "Whaaaah!" (laughs) - He turned real. - He turned stabbing someone. - Then there was a kid whose dad beat him. So then he's like, you know, he would see red when he fought him. - What's the clip? It's like on viral a bunch of times. Where the kid is like bullying all the other kids on the boat and he's like, "You fucking," he's saying slurs to everyone. - On a boat? - Yeah. - Is it karma? Is it a karma video? - It's called "I'm a star." - No, no, it's a movie. It's a kid. - Oh it's not. - It's okay. - It's always going viral. I don't know what it is. - Willing on a boat. I'm excited. - You ever watch those instant karma videos on YouTube? - Oh, look at the best. - Someone's being a dick or a bully or an S on that immediately like, they crash their car or something. - Yeah. - You have a Sandler movie when he's yelling and the kid's unsure. - Definitely not a Sandler movie. - It's a movie. - Well it's a movie. - We got to feel something really bad is going to happen at you and your whole family will do it. - So a great one or a guy, choose how to do it in a car and he just turns around and hits a phone pole. - Yeah. - So good. Cause he has to pretend like he doesn't hurt. - This is it. - All right. - Wait, pause it. - Okay. - Mean Creek. - Wait, was that Drake Bell? - I thought it was a little bit, yeah. Fast forward a little bit. - Can you play this on the pop? - I don't know. - Feeters? - Yeah, here it is. Here it is. All righty. - Shut up and stay on the boat. - This isn't it I guess. - No, it's like right here. Oh wait, it must be before this then. - That's what you fuck with my teeny fun. - No, it's earlier than this. It's when he's yelling at everyone the boat. - Does the kid die because he can't swim? - What did he think was happening? They're just gonna not push him over? They're not canoe. - But did we find that guy? - Is that kid die? - I don't know, never seen the movie. I just seen the clip where he's like. - Christopher doesn't drown. It's not really that big deal. - Yeah. - Hold on. - That's feels like a real B movie here. - Mean Creek. - Shut up George. - What the hell is this? - We gotta go back to the shit video. (laughing) You're gonna find this out. - How many of you? - Did you ever see that top that wrap? - Top that wrap. - Oh, we did, we watched it. - Did we watch it together? - Yeah. - I think we watched it. - It's like an 80s movie about that. - Oh, that's great. - Is it now? - I found it. - Is that Karen called it? - Is it roller blades? Is it there on roller blades? Or something? - Something. - The girl comes in, right? Yeah, I watch that with you. - I think we're sure it's a rock of the rain. - Fucking stupid kid. (laughing) - Hold the fuck up, go ahead. - Fucking skinny butt. - How did we get here? - I didn't, you know what I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuck a branch around school. Top that wrap, you fucking fuck. - Potter. - I'll tell the boss right here about your fucking father and how their ass hope to work, all right? And make sure he stays. (laughing) - I like how this cat is a lisp, too. - No, no. - This looks like a run-on reviewing a movie. (laughing) - Your face is shit in the fuck. (laughing) - This is gonna go wild. - Oh God, yeah. - Yeah. - That's crazy. - He's a good actor though. - Well, I believe him. - Yeah. - What happened? Who is that actor? - Drake. - Josh. - Josh Peck. - Josh Peck. - Dude, he's pretty fucking good. - Oh, that's Josh Peck. - Is he related to Gregory? (laughing) - Oh, like this guy is like a very funny famous actor. - No, he's not. - He's really funny. - He's really funny. - Whoa, look at him getting that. - Holy shit. - Beautiful eyes on Peck. - Yeah. - Wow. - He's the one who didn't get molested on Nickelodeon, right? - No, I don't know. - Oh, that was, yeah. - Yes. - That's the guy of Drake lost the weight after-- - By the way, he has asked to be on the show. He contacted us to be on this show. - Only be re-in-accessed. (laughing) - We have to act really scared. - Yeah. - We're on a boat. - Stop it. - Yeah, fuck it. Dead. - What? - What? - You, you call it, you call it a little girl with bitch. - Ah, that has four million views. - You're fucking going out. - You're not being worse than a fucking boss. (laughing) - You fucking f*cky f*ckers. - He is. - Yeah, then he's so fat. - Wow. - Look at why he-- - He's been going for a sec. They had table reads on this. (laughing) - Wow. Is she even Japanese? - Oh, like-- - Jewish-american princess. - Okay. - Fuck, he's skinny quite much. (laughing) - He's everything. - Wait, size is sex. - He's bobbin' and we even like Muhammad Ali. (laughing) - There's something different about it. - That's eating. - He was so bunching. - I think probably riffs some of this, too. They're like, oh shit. (laughing) - We're really expecting that. - And we're like, "None of this is in the script." It was supposed to just say, "Shut up." - Yeah. (laughing) - And the script is like bunch of jerks. The director's like, "Make your own." (laughing) - Have fun with it. (laughing) - Print it. (laughing) - Who's talking about your fucking-- (laughing) - The illiteration. (laughing) - Holy shit. - That's amazing. - Imagine if that wasn't a script of the writers, what your child will say, he's like, "Yes." (laughing) - It's gonna flow. - Well, let me take you to the exact opposite of that spectrum. Watch how this girl defends herself. And top that, it's the rap and top that. - Top that, all right. - Yeah, damn. I gotta watch "Me and Creek" later. - I know, right? - Okay. So these girls are friends. - '89. - And they come across these guys. - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - You gotta back it up. - Yeah, you gotta back it up. - Yeah, you gotta start it, yeah. I've seen this. - Here's the cutest of you all. I think I can do you guys the other. - Whoa. (laughing) - Oh, God. (laughing) - Let's go back to the other way. - Yeah, good idea. - Are you kidding? I'm so embarrassed. - You are? - Yeah. - That's like my least sister. - Look how cool you are. - Yeah. - Is it? - I will never be here. - Oh. Hold on, I gotta bring the fuck back. (laughing) - No, what? - I'm waiting for my fucking mother. And I'm an asshole. I think you know me. (laughing) - Oh, you got a nice mashup. (laughing) - Yeah. - What's up, our confidence and watch this. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - All right, we got a box of October 7th. (laughing) - Oh, it's fucking that. - That's what I mean, but she also told them. (laughing) - Stop that. - Two ways, two ways to get your point of rock. - That's what I said. - Totally, man, that made me uncomfortable. - Yeah. - Ooh, the shit video is classic. - You better find a way to keep that little kid on the boat in the episode of the theaters, 'cause we need that. - Yeah, I can't imagine Mean Creek as a big, what do you call it, residuals or what do you, we could, if we could-- - I've seen that clip a lot on the internet. - I've seen you die like that. (laughing) Josh. - Like a kiddie. - A little kid being that hateful. (laughing) - It's insane. - Yeah, I can't. - Do you remember what his story was? - I never saw the movie. - Oh, you just saw that. - I just saw that clip and I was like, what the fuck is this? - Wow, yeah, wow, that really opened up. - I saw with the meme, me who disagreed with anyone. Who disagreed with anyone me politically. (laughing) - That's just that fucking thing. - That's crazy. (laughing) - This works, too. (laughing) - You got shitty ideas. (laughing) (laughing) - I kinda keep jiggling, it keeps wiggling. - Yeah, I know.
- That was a lot of stuff. - And he's just staying there. All the guys already, and his mouth is open. You know what I'm saying? - What does he have to be naked? He's already being shit on, I mean it's like-- - Yeah, this show is really. - This is scary Halloween. (laughing) - Whoa, are you guys wanting candy, bro? - We might be putting the Sesame Street YouTube algorithm (laughing) because of the thumbnail. We gotta make sure you watch this tag. - That's true. Holy hell, where'd he go from here? (laughing) - What the fuck? - You guys on the road? - Yeah, you guys coming up. - You guys coming up boys? - You with me. - Yeah, Saudi Arabia. - Well, that was out after that. - You guys have a baby! - You gotta go see it here. - Doing, and. - You're doing Chicago with me. - Am I? - Are you not? - I think so. - Oh no, you're doing the beacon with me now? - The beacon, yeah. - Oh, no flight. - Yeah, no flight, speaking of that, maybe. - Yeah, I'm on the road, always adding cities, touring all the way through 26. - There you go, self-accounting.com. - He's a good dude. - Yeah, so I got Chicago on the 14th, Atlantic City 528, Beacon Theater to 727. The Rhyme in April 12th. A lot of big theaters coming up. - That's a special day. - Travelcanocountry.com, and then I got a new talk show pod coming out called Manouche. Late fall, early winter, I'm doing it. So. - Don't we hear the premise? - Really big guests, really small talk. It's like a really absurd. It's like in and out of sketch and real talking, without like calling it out. - Uh huh. - 'Cause like, something a little bit different. - All right, great. - Yeah, yeah. - Well, I just realized, you got the best career. - Oh, I'm open with these guys. - Opening for everybody, open for Nate. - Yeah, yeah. - Arena's overseas. - Gotta do it all. - Dinners. - It's all right. - Dinners. - Yeah, dinners, dinners. I'll be in Pittsburgh. That's, all these places are not the actual major cities, but they're right next to one. - What a Nate Parkhouse, these websites. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Pittsburgh, Oregon, and Cincinnati, that's Cincinnati Liberty Township. - Yeah, that's a good one. - The question is, if you're opening at the beacon, do you still take them into a nice New York show? - Of course he does. - All right. - Absolutely, it was part of it. - There's some good stuff around there. Sushi Asaka, Upper West Side. What could we all go in some place the next two days, but we're driving home from Providence on them. - Oh. - Oh, nice. - All right, hope you're on our bed on that last night. - I got a Salt Lake City, I'm going back to wise guy's second time this year, November 14th through 16th. And I will be at two shows in Reno, Nevada, at the Atlanta Scacino, November 29th. Carnegie Hall, December 4th, let's go. - See you guys there. - Local girl. - There'll be there. - Oh yeah. - All right, oh, the tonight, I guess. - Oh, this is 26. - Oh, great. Then I'm in McGubby's, two shows sold out, come to the first two, it's on Halloween, so nobody wants to come to those, I guess. But hey, we're in Washington, DC, Lincoln Theater, Rochester, New York, at the Codex Center, Niagara Falls, San Diego, and prior Lake, Minnesota for a casino. And I'm doing some Shane Gillis arenas in December as well. - Oh, yeah, I'll definitely add some stuff, but now we've got-- - 26th of October. - Oh, okay, tonight we're playing San Diego, the Buffalo. - Hey, San Diego tight. - That's a great guy. - You drink some bodega cat whiskey, get a bodega cat whiskey.com. DM bodega cat whiskey on Instagram, Matt Herman, we'll get back to you if you want us in your liquor store, your bar, whatever, we're making some moves there. - You're here. - Shout out to all the places, Karen is right now. We love you. New one, a new one to serve Karen is, right? - Oh, yeah, we're all over the south, the southeast. - Whoa, all right, well, I love you guys, and we'll see you next week. - Alfredo. - See both these boys on tour. - Yeah, happy Halloween, quick. - Happy Halloween. ♪ Sunday's the day for my next spender ♪ ♪ I bet a fever wreck you know the future's close ♪ ♪ I've had a little too much person ♪ ♪ And Norman's talking shit about the fucking post ♪ ♪ And I get down in the same way ♪ ♪ Up on the roof like a cop's coming ♪ ♪ And they can send you well as feeling dangerous ♪ ♪ I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans ♪ ♪ This woman doesn't look like I remember her ♪ ♪ And I get down in the same way ♪ ♪ We might be true ♪
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