Ep. 250 - We Broke In

what's better than this what's better than this late night four fuckers EP four fuckers at the fucker office watching the crimson blur what's tell me one thing that's better than that tell me one fucking thing and I'll kill myself right now doing that with diesel derrick in the room probably that I don't think 19 year old should be watching blur that's a little he lives with blur you know that that's just what you know who lives in that house right now who diesel derrick crimson blur matt dodd zeb what this is exactly like when predo pascal was in the mentalist yeah you're like what are you doing I didn't know these worlds all what do they do yeah what do they talk about I don't know do you think they play like monopoly I think it's like two and a half men and diesel derrick's the kid and blur's charlie sheen who's charlie sheen blur's charlie sheen come on I haven't been out of your room in a while just want to make sure you're okay in there matt dodd zeb's the other guy that also makes sense because blur has hiv yep like charlie sheen and does crazy cocaine that plays 40 minute turns yeah yeah dude we were watching blur we were watching a place like the spire it's a it's 40 minutes on the timer nick's watching him he's got a headache he's watching blur on the tv I say this is great he's like he hasn't entered the first fight yet it's 40 minutes on the timer that is crazy dude it must have been afk like we didn't see the first 25 it's unacceptable it is no he does this all the time I know he takes about 40s like wait I don't I don't know enough about the game is he like prepping a deck for the first fight in the game it's round it's round seven yeah in counter-strike and your player hasn't bought his first gun he's just hanging out no because there's not a I know it's not a game it's more like you bring up counter-strike and you warmed up for seven hours and then you played one game I think it's more like you played you opened a game of chess and it's infinite time and you took it is more like chess it's the first move you're sitting there with white you're like how do I play this and you're playing through like if I go because then he could go it's funny because this is kind of how a top level chess is is like really really long games like super day long games where the first move takes an hour and a half the first move snap it's usually yeah the first move white's first move is snap the first move is so snap that they usually pay like they have a famous person do it for them yeah right it's like they're like Pete Wentz throws in the first pitch and he's like E4 and Pete's like alright that's a good chess rule dude and then Blur got into the first fight and you're explaining and he's like yeah he's hemming and hawing over a three damage differential on the first and I was like this is this is a high win rate player he cares none of us are high win rate players like him should we punish a man for caring a lot this is live right now oh this is live live Blur reaction we will finish our podcast he still hasn't he still hasn't played oh no no sorry floor four sorry floor four let's just call a Blur watch alright we're gonna see if we can finish the pod before he finishes the run we won't the run maybe the floor everyone take your bets I bet we won't I think I think he's gonna finish it or maybe the act two hours twenty to beat it wow okay hold on let me let's add a does he have to win the run cause if he loses it could be any yeah he'd have to win the run okay so assuming he wins the run assuming he wins not the bet is null but if he wins the run I think that he will not be done in time I think we will finish the show for him okay if you're wrong I want you in kidney ears tomorrow easy y'all wear more okay I want you with nothing but kidney ears tomorrow why did I do that why did I do that to myself I want you with nothing but kidney ears tomorrow nothing but kidney ears nothing but kidney ears should I purr at the office at the place of work no in here okay what happens in here is safe that is the office this is oh so good cause I can call a really sound blow oh no oh so it's not no instantly everything everything falls apart hold up hold up it's safe for you I can do it it's safe for but it's safe for them what do you think was behind the donkey noise guys oh he just caught the 1000 person raid he just caught a 1000 person raid don't just let it play okay okay it's gonna play it's really hard you shouldn't put this in front of me while I do this I will lock in yeah you what I mean what I mean I think I think you might have spawned an evil version of Kelby yeah Dark Kelby Dark Kelby's out and he's and he's been different lately because you've been a little too mean to him that's not true dude we've been hanging out more than ever and I haven't been mean you called him both of these things can be true a really sound bloke on the podcast in front of 300,000 people and anyone could make that mistake wait you know what's crazy we didn't cause we just talked about it for the first 5 minutes what are you talking about they don't know what we said we have to bleep we have to bleep all of it that's the new rule it's a donkey that's the donkey noise we could have said anything Archie can you just you say any phrase you want instead of what we said he's also Dark Kelby cause now he's going on M2AF saw that he had so much fun dude he he sweat comments all day oh my god he sat there reading comments he tweeted it out he was like he tweeted it out he was like hey guys that's how I found out about it he was doing like marketing for you guys cause you're not gonna see it on your timeline you're not gonna see it on your homepage no one's gonna what was the word he chose dudgeon what is that you got this one that's what I used to call you you know no words no I've never heard of it it's like it's like I don't even remember it's like being mad at someone like being in a dudgeon with them a state of intense resentment oh damn and it's spelled like dungeon I'm a I'm dudgeon against Kelby right now I'm dudgeon on her he's getting too much attention it's gonna go to his head he's gonna quit he's gonna start a content creator well all the comments are vindicating you I can't believe slime was right is what most of the comments say on that episode it's only about the way you sound I'm not slime man not the other parts where they're like this is just a normal guy yeah well that's good it's half and half on that regard I actually felt bad because some people some people are really sliming out about it where they're like it just affirms everything slime says he is a creature and I'm like I don't think it was that bad no it's fine people like to be me and then don't be me I'm so polarizing and interesting you've become worse streaming more what the fuck are you talking about it's made you worse I didn't get to stream you fucking ran it down with Nocturne I begged Jinxie I begged Jinxie I begged his bald ass to put me in I saw the lineup for that thing though ran it down I played better than you dreamed what are you talking about ran it down with Nocturne with Nocturne what do you want from me the eekie I want the eekie to be pressed I want the eekie to be pressed that's all I didn't die in that interaction did you see it I watched the tournament I didn't die in that interaction I have a softness for Ludwig right now because in the COD tournament do you see the clip the lily clip dude can you find it oh my god it's on my YouTube it's like second to last clip so so lily they're in grand final was it game finals no no no it was just your last match no it was just it was game two we had lost game one and best of three best of three so if we lose we lose to this team and we're basically guaranteed bottom two if we win we have a chance of top two which is like a big deal for the 100k tournament and lily it's this clip is insane it's five to five the next round wins the game first to six there's no rubber meets the road yeah left side rocks they have skump the best cod player of all time on their team oh dude oh no coffee beats can you take a can you pause right when she throws it maybe you go frame by frame bro okay so I won't lie a little bit of a troll of where she decided to throw but very unfortunate what happened to her because lud just strafes not looking at her because why would he be turning around he strafes and she just pegs the back of his head there it is it's in her crosshair for like a frame she also equipped the semtex no one says equipped the semtex it's weird to have a semtex frag grenades are just better dude that because at first I was like because I played a lot of CSGO I'm like a nade in the team that's not going to kill anybody you know but in this game they all group they all group for their push we're all ready to execute we're all like he's like look at her face look at her face is it three of you yes yes bro look at the kill feed it's four before look at the kill feed it was five before we actually were the reason we all pushed in is because we got a pick skump got a pick I watched this so many times and I didn't realize that he also killed Fuseli I thought it was just he and skump no no no I mean killing skump is basically killing the whole team here yeah it is so this happened to him right and I literally I went oh I messaged him I was like I'm so sorry and then today I was watching the league thing and there was a Zoyle like like you know he's new whatever he overextends he dies and then he pushes out top lane alone no one in lane and loses to the turret and I'm sitting there and I look at Lund's face Lund's like yeah I was like yeah he was like he was like I think Zoyle is DC I think he DC and then he was like no I'm here and then Lund was like no you didn't teleport back I thought you were genuinely a bot because you were walking back to base he was walking he was walking back to base from third turret he walked back he like 30 second walk back and I was like I was like oh fuck because that's what happens when you DC I was like Zoyle DC he didn't reply and they go oh shit we should pause no I'm here and then he was like no I'm here I had to buy like fuck teleport teleport it's fine it was tough so I you know I feel for you man it's fine bro you know like here's the deal I'm back I'm gaming you have been dude I'll be on discord at like midnight someone's queuing premiere yeah I'm grinding you're playing video games yes I'm grinding I'm using flyprack how about some street fighter I'm playing street fighter I won 10 straight okay whoa yeah rank check and I found out that when you win 10 straight, you win fucking 500 ELO per win after that. it pushes you up to master pretty quick yeah which i wish i would have tried harder on the 11th game yeah you get more still yeah it keeps going you thought it was yeah i thought it was over so i was kind of fucking around a bit so what rank are you now uh plat three oh oh that's awesome i mean it takes a bit it just takes a bit it takes a bit it takes a bit hold up does it not take a bit it takes a bit i started plat one i'm plat three i'm gonna get to there's a lot of rank to go through i put him onto hamad who is this like he's a great player uh and he's just across the planet and he's a good uh honda player but he he's like in hamad's chat it's like 200 people in there it's a lot of with his check mark being like hey what are the best combos that's not that's not what you ask you can look that up nah he tells me but it is the equivalent of going into fucking i don't even know scum's chat being like hey where's b yeah yeah what's the best gun what's the best gun to buy what are you using these days scum all cod pros have like commands because they get asked that i'm not kidding all the time really because it's because in cod like they change the game where you have to have like a build out for your gun like well you have like nine attachments like warzone it's actually gross so that people will go and chat and they'll be like what's it like what's your setup oh yeah yeah i did that with warzone too i just looked it up because it's like the flavor of the battle pass has the best gun it's just funny that you just go into like like shotzi's chat and every person typing it's just like exclamation point and then the gun so they can see that specific build dude it is like it's like valor player exclamation point sends yeah sense yeah i never understood the fascination with that it's just like exclamation point because it never helps you want to be you want to play like the pros you want to play like the damn pros nintendo it's no different than buying a jordan and going to the court and trying to put your bick in the line and trying to get it all in the one time you do get it you do yeah but it's like i think god they're streaming to two viewers with their itachi profile picture and it's it's like this sense isn't gonna help the mouse has holes in it go go fucking go work out a little or something like that that was a big grift we all fell for was like oh mouses need to be super light and they're just like cheaper because they're making a lot of money and they're making a lot of money with less material and they have holes in them but they're twice the price they're twice the price and half the material you hate like mice i hate like mice you like heavy shit i like tungsten mice or you could be a guy who's cool who's like 20k and cs and you bought you bought a wounding keyboard because that's definitely gonna be the difference maker you're a guy who looks upset you're hating you're hating no i did this oh it doesn't wounding help i did this and it has it's the tens one it has oh my god you're the guy you're the guy who looks up sense huh you know it's a physical object so therefore you're worse than a guy who looks upset i'm completely it's a physical object it has resale value tens is like on it doing a thumbs up or something yeah i bet it's a signature his cock is a space bar i bet anything it's a signature my god they make these products in a fucking esports lab yeah yeah dude it's black and red that's a tough fucking that's a tough aesthetic it's the tense color scheme and i started and i i plug it in day one i'm probably shooting like tense and the chris gildan man looking good bro what are you and you're going crazy with it i was going crazy in in default death match default death match valve settings no look at that go up settings with a z like tens and it comes with tens's settings built actually clever does it yeah that's crazy and then i went to tens chat and i got his sense you know what it's like an episode of the office where michael comes in with jim's haircut i have like the circle glasses and tens hair hey man what you doing do those graphics make me think it's good to be here i'm not gonna be here i'm not gonna be here i'm not good though dude i i was playing with uh squeaks uh like right like two games before the yard yeah he looked furious and i was watching in the shower shaving my head and he wants volume he won these skin oh i don't want to spoil i don't want to spoil but i have skins on my account that belong to squeaks there's a reason that they're there but there's a trade cool down right you have to have them for seven days and i he's been messaging me he's like can you trade me the skins can you check today he's like it's the day like it should be ready today i just believe him and then we try i'm like okay it must not be the time yet it's not working i go to the site where i bought the skins there's this big timer that's like counting down until when you can do it it starts with a two and then i see the seconds counting down i'm like okay squeaks we're all good you only got two hours left we play two games of counter-strike and then that game finishes i load up and i'm like he's been asking me the whole day he's like a kid on christmas i'm like squeaks actually it's two days not two hours he's not he's not do they belong to him yeah yeah they do but you're borrowing them no i bought them for him he's gonna give it to him because he's owed it you're molesting the money yeah oh you're mowing the mud on on his behalf well apparently you also haven't sent leslie's knife to her no that's different what is it why is that different that's different you can't leave this guy why is that different why is it different well we have to dull her that's a trade because she gets afraid she wants the knife that i bought with the car for her knife and we agreed that we would do this for a month like we'd swap for 30 days okay but this is but it's not something you owe but i don't owe her that i love when the rich play the rich are playing this is what the rich get to do when they play the richer they're putting all their keys in a big jar every other weekend i will get to use fuseli's yacht and then it's a fair deal disgusting disgusting disgusting i'm here the other night bro it was the night we did the pod i'm here i stay a little late play some street fighter little akuma right i'm playing some shit he says that good he says that good he fucking dude it's me yingling and aiden only in the office they're about to fire up counter-strike that day aiden was pissed all day ls went fucking terribly yeah he comes in we did the tier list episode he set it aside he did a great episode very proud of him we come back he's ready to load up some counter-strike with yingling yingling says hey you you know power us up some sushi or some sushi to power us up without looking at yingling just stare you know how he he stares and he shakes his legs oh yeah yeah stares at his shakes his legs like no no he just says no yingling's like okay you don't get it you know what i did i i put akuma down i put woody down i'm like yingling here bro i have it ready let's order some food together wow you have one million dollars it's not the fuck doesn't matter it's not about the thing we're like it's not about the money it's not about the money it's not about the money it's not about the money it's not about the sushi it's not about you don't understand what's been happening he's table slamming by round three by the way i want to give aiden i want to give aiden a sound reply because i do believe that it's not about the money because he's a very principled man and i'm curious principle he's standing on here they they the beginning of this year they started who's that they i'll explain okay it's probably who you think it is the working class they the working class stories we started a counter-strike team this year we're like we're gonna get together play as a five sec we're gonna practice okay these includes the lineup includes nick yingling yep it's adam yusuf okay you're my arch nemesis on your team yusuf adam of the series we're a good team uh takumi takumi of oregon melee and as a sub to me our friend grant that we met in valve matching valve matchmaking last year really wow he's a great guy sparks flew it sounds like he's he's our sub this is the team that we've started playing with we have a little when to meet that we usually put together we have like scheduled practice we have like scheduled practice we have practices that we've been we've been doing this most of the year but what has happened you know what happens when nick yingling goes into no mode fuck you with you mode you know what it's like i do yeah imagine if he has done that so much that the entire team has realized that it's funny to do this to me all the time at all times well that would be called the yard podcast that would be when this is what my life is now this is what my life is now i go to the yard podcast my life be like where i'm the hero i go to the yard podcast where i'm the hero i go to the lemonade stand podcast where i'm the fucking heel and then i come to play counter-strike where i'm the fucking heel yeah and i and yusuf they push me to the edge they do this every day they they constantly they constantly think it's so funny to ask me if i'm gonna buy them pizza and donuts 70 times a day do you ever do it have you ever have you ever done it crazy have you ever done it healing i want butterfingers now have you ever heard if everywhere you go it smells like shit shit maybe look under your shoe have you ever heard a good phrase hey because here's the deal like now actually i'm i don't know they think it's funny they think it's funny every single time every single time we play the game when we get two minutes into the queue you get two minutes in the queue because we're five seconds takes a long time to find games they think it's so funny to run the bit and did you cue the game aiden did you cue the game they do it every single good adult check i push me to the tattered edge i have no i have no reprieve from anyone i don't know i'm just i i'm a high income earning individual and i like to buy some things for others it you know what giving can be as rewarding as receiving it's sometimes more it's not especially with hand stuff i i want all they do is torture me all they do you especially yusuf so there's this homeless guy that i see a lot outside the 7-eleven and he makes me eat uh food off of his belly oh okay and i i i've had it i just i've just had it i don't want to do this anymore you have been eating specifically off the man's belly and paying him for the service for quite a long time a lot of money i don't know he's still homeless i pay him so yeah i pay him so much he asks me he's the thing is about i you ask me to do so i'll just pretty much do this is this you do this and then eat beetles at home these are your two options yeah that's how i asked you about it you said it because it's convenient shut up could i throw it could i throw you a third option yeah sure i guess but he just got hungry root you want hungry what is hungry i mean it's just something i've been eating you know i'm I'm trim now, right? your biceps are shrinking I've lost 10 well I'm staying the same lean mass okay but cut fat along the way 10 pounds is ready to eat in 15 minutes or less that's way less time it takes you to get to the man yeah I gotta pour the beans onto his stomach and then lick them off and it's credit to slime the the man does make those meals on his belly with probably 800 grocery ingredients hunger holds ingredients to high standards they avoid additives so does Seth you're probably licking high fructose corn syrup off sex all the time. Imagine the amount of high fructose. Yeah, all the time. They're not a single high fructose corn syrup in the Hungry Root meal. How does teriyaki chicken in a broccoli bowl sound? That sounds pretty good. How does street corn cowboy tacos sound? How does honey garlic beef and jasmine rice in no stomach sound? He never does that for me, no. None of this is. It's mostly just beans and. It's crazy because you pay him money, you think he would put a little more effort into it. Yeah, he just takes a pack of gummy bears, pours it on his stomach, and I have to suck him up like the new new. You don't have to do anything. He has to do it unless he has to do what he does now to fix it, which is go to HungryRoot.com slash the yard and use code the yard. For a limited time, get 40% off your first box, plus get a free item in every box for life. If you go to HungryRoot.com slash the yard use code the yard. Get 40% off your box and a free item for the rest of your life. I guess I don't have to do what he asks me. You do have to go to HungryRoot.com slash the yard. Yeah, but what Seth asks me every day. I'll fucking be mad. I don't have to do anything. You have to do what we ask, though. Okay, what we do. Just go to HungryRoot.com slash the yard. I'm easily convinced. And no more tummy time. Tummy time's over. I guess it's over now, HungryRoot. I'll say hello to you. I wanted to introduce a new segment to the Yard Podcast. Let's hear it. I think we do a lot of throwing shit at people who can't defend themselves. Crime or cringe. Crash or crash out. But it's always us. You know? When he says Tony Smear should die. Yeah. What else did you want to say? Something about, I don't know, some sort of guy that works here. Okay. Yeah, I got it. I got it. So, like, that's another example. They don't get to defend themselves. I like to call Nick Yingling. And I just like to get his POV on it. Why is that your reaction instantly? Can I just give him a call? We should call him. Let's just give it. Let me. Because I feel like your reaction could be any other day other than this one. What happened today? Well, today's the day that we've brought it up. We're talking about it today. Call Nick Yingling. Yingling, you're live on the Yard podcast. Welcome to. Tell us how you feel. I'm great. Has Aiden brought me up? Actually, yes. It's a really good guy. I don't know how you knew that. Yeah, Aiden brought you up. And he was saying that you are a menace and that you will bother him along with Yusuf and just a general. And whatever the fuck their names were. Terrorists pushing him to his tattered edge. And I'm wondering if you have a reply. Is Aiden actually the real snake? What happened today was I was not involved, just to be clear. If he has already said what happened. What? We don't know. What happened today? Why don't you tell us first, Yingling? I don't even know what happened. Can I just hear that? Break the story. Can we make this call any other day? Is it my turn to speak? It's your turn to speak. It's his turn to speak, Aiden. He's right. Okay, so Aiden sends our team a one-hour Counter-Strike video and says there's a lot of concepts in here. And, of course, it's a one-hour Counter-Strike video. No one wants to watch that. No. No, I'm eating on looking at my phone. Two of the teammates watch it, okay. Yeah, and they take their time out of their day to watch the hour-long video Aiden sent. And then Aiden says, "I have a work emergency. I can't play." And then, 30 minutes later, he's in a queue with Squeaks. Oh! You! You lie! You exaggerate! Like a pile on my feet. I'm bleeding out. I'm gonna fucking bleed out and die in front of everybody. I'm gonna stab you more. Oh, please, I don't know! Oh, God! I just need, I just need a recap. Aiden was supposed to play with you guys a little bit. This is not what happened! I'm just getting a recap from him. It's how. You still have a chance. Two people who watched the hour-long video. Who was it? Was that Adam? Was that. It was Yousef and Grant. Wow, Grant. And Grant's a good guy. He's a great guy. You turned Grant into a terrorist, Nicky Lee! That's unrelated to the. He's East Coast, so he has to stay up way longer to play with Aiden. Grant stays up until 3:00 every night! That's. Oh, my God. You're encouraging the behavior with your actions. It's a Monday. It's a Monday. It's a Monday, man. It's a Monday. And so they. And so then what? You guys just couldn't play 'cause Aiden wasn't there? You played without him? Like, how did that work? Did he say "emergency"? No, no, no. Nobody played. And then he played with Squeaks for three hours and we all raced. Three hours?! This is true! None of this is true! And then what'd you do. Wait, we did Haywatch. No, no, hold up. We did Haywatch. That's true. You Haywatched. That's why Yingling was in Squeaks' chat. I saw it. This is making sense. And then you guys played one after, didn't you? I did not play with him, and this was Yusef and Grant only 'cause they watched the video. And how did that one go? I don't know, 'cause Mondays is Arizona game night, and I respect my friend's time. And I play with them when they want. Oh, my God! You respect your friend's time?! Dude, you respect your friend's time?! Oh, my God. I'm getting Adam. I'm calling. Oh, my God. We're calling somebody. We're so far out of the. I will call Adam. I will call Adam on the yardpost and see if he thinks you respect people's fucking time. Thank you so much for this. I appreciate you being a guest on "How Do You Feel?" Of course. Thank you. Thank you for that. Yingling, this all came up, by the way, because when you asked him for sushi to power you up, he just said no, and I felt terrible. Dude, he said no, and Anthony bought me sushi. It was fucking crazy. Yeah, 'cause he makes a million dollars. Yeah. He makes so much more than Anthony, and Anthony bought me the sushi. It's true. Anthony barely makes any money. Anthony's almost, like, poor. Yeah. I'm poor. It's crazy how Aiden treats me. I play with him every fucking day. He fucking gets so angry. I mean, he sells terrible, terrible things to me, and I still play with him. I saw. Thank you for speaking up about that. Thank you, Nick. Thank you, Nick Yingling. See you, man. Bye. I live in hell. I live in hell. If he's poor, Yingling is so, like, Yingling-starred. Oh, my God. We don't even use. Yingling lives in a trench. There's not a word for it yet. And you did that to him. Well, Aiden, here's the deal. You have not one stage, but two stages to speak on. Nick Yingling had three minutes and forty-five seconds of a stage to speak on. Like, you get to reply here. I applaud his bravery for getting up on that stage. Really? It takes a lot to stand up and say, "You know what? I was wronged by a rich one-percenter." So how does the one percent feel about this? I don't know what to do anymore. What the fuck do you do? I mean, you said you were gonna call Adam. You were riled up earlier. Now you're licking the shoes. Your shoes. He's the snake. He is the snake. Yingling's the snake. He is the fucking snake. You sound like a snake. Is there a mild amount of truth to what he brought up? Perhaps. Okay, let's. You couldn't draw a snake. I don't. You start. We tried. It's an S. And he likes S, but it can't make it. He likes S. To the audio listeners, Ludwig evaporated. He was hit by a big. He was hit by a big ray, and he is now gone. So, I mean, what then. Let me ask you. Hey. Hey. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. You there? What part of that was an exaggeration? He's not picking a great part to say it's a. You're just laughing. It's just so much of it. It's the lengths of time for all of it. He doesn't. He doesn't cop to anything. They won't admit. They won't admit anything. They won't admit. Wasn't it an hour-long video? It was a 20-minute video. How important is this detail to you? Let's talk about that. It's honestly. I hate being on the side of this map. It's really important. I think it's annoying because. An hour is crazy. I think it's annoying because it's like, why slander his character with an hour when you don't need to? Because the important part of this is that, if I heard correctly, he said he couldn't play, but then he played with someone else. I think that was the other part that was a lie. That was the other. He said within 30 minutes I was playing with Squeak. That's not true. I was playing with Squeaks literally over an hour later, and I have the timestamps to prove it. Now you said there was an emergency. There was, and I dealt with it. You handled it. You handled it. You handled the emergency. I handled it. It took me about 35 minutes. 35 minutes, the emergency's over, you don't say "Yingling." "Yingling" couldn't play anyway. Would you do us a favor? Would you check the timestamps on when you sent the message that says "Emergency, I can't play," and then the timestamp of when you asked Squeaks to play, or he asked you. Okay. It's right there on black. Let's compare those two timestamps. I don't want lies. Don't make me check your phone. Okay. Can I, can I, hold on? Let me get some credibility here. I have to scroll. You know why I'm scrolling for so long? Because they spent the entire stream flaming me in the group chat while we played. They literally, "Yingling" couldn't even play, by the way. "Yingling" was never a part of this, and you're listening to him. It's just he makes so much money. I don't know what to think. It's just he has so much power. He has so much money. So much power and money. He's his boss. You think about that? You ever think about that part? I don't want to think about it. Because go ahead and just lock me up and take me in right now. I, okay. Okay. This is, I sent this message in response to Yusuf because nobody was getting together to play. Like there was no, there was no urgency. Let's hear two timestamps. There was urgency. I want to hear two timestamps. Yusuf, hold on, hold on. Yusuf messages the chat. Great, the hammer of truth. Hammer of truth is here. Thank you for grabbing that. It's good to have that. Right now what we're asking Aiden. He messages. Hey, hold on, shut up. What we're asking Aiden to verify right now is is the time stamps, the two time stamps. Every time I ask for the time stamps, you get words. There's other things. But I'm asking for two time stamps. The first one is the time stamp of when he told his friends he could not play with them. The second one is the time stamp of when he asked Squeaks to play. Nick, I get this. I have the hammer of truth. It goes through the head of those who lie. Aiden is a very reliable guy. I have him handle all of my paperwork, my business work. He knows numbers. Historically, you pick really good guys for that job. You know what I'm saying? Like historically for the guys you put in charge of the numbers. I think I got it the first time. Just like, got it the first time. No mistakes. No mistakes. No mistakes. Couple of broken eggs. It's probably been a history of just strong people that overlook the numbers, the taxes. Strong people. Strong people. Aiden, what's the numbers? 4.59, sorry, 4.57 PM. That's work emergency. 4.57 PM. Great. Is when I start working on it. Shave two minutes off the 4.59. The message. Wait, when you start working on it? Yes. The emergency. Like when you talk. Yes. When did you tell them? This is a timestamp in Slack. When I confirmed that I started working on the thing that I was talking about. I'm just curious when you told them. I'm curious when you told them. I told them at 5.17 because it was responding to a message that Yusuf had put in the chat. He said, sorry, I'm in the gym. So at 5.17. So just to be clear, Yusuf wasn't ready to play. Aiden, you're getting really defensive. No one's mad at you. And this hammer's going to go through your head soon. Yeah. The hammer will be the truth for us all. The whole hammer. It's not just the top. It's going to be the first. It's going to be the first time. And then. So I let them know at 5.17. Keep in mind at 5.17, they weren't ready to play. Totally in my head. And I'm not forgetting. It's in there. I'm not forgetting. Squeaks. I'm scrolling. 5.18. I'm scrolling. Were you just talking about your day? I think he's looking at Twitch chat. At 5.44. Okay. So this is the exact time. No, hold on. Hold on. This is when I asked. When we started playing. That's what's important. When we started playing, it was 6.15. You asked Squeaks? Hmm? Oh, yeah. That's important. Squeaks didn't ask him. You asked Squeaks. 5.44. 5.44. You asked him. And when I got in the lobby with Squeaks, I asked. I said, hey, can I add anyone else in? Or do you want to just rip? And he said, let's just rip. And you said, yes, Squeaks, whatever you say. And keep in mind that when I got in the lobby with Squeaks, I said, hey, can I add anyone else in? And when I did this, nobody had messaged the chat. This is damning. For the last hour. Look, it's damning. Aiden, it's not a good look. And I get why you didn't want to bring this up today. And I think other days, Yingling's the snake. But today, you slithered here. Yeah. And I get why you went 4 and 13 in your last game. It was bad vibes. And then he said I played for three hours with Squeaks, which also wasn't true. Well, hold on. 5.45, 6.15. I got in the shower at 8.30. Started shaving my head. You were still playing. The game ended about 8.35. That's about. And he's the guy. He's the guy with numbers. So I believe all that. I started playing at 6.15. You asked me at 5.45. No, no, no. 5.45 to 8.35 is two hours and 50 minutes from the time that he asked him to the time that the timer hit zero. Can we forget about this guy and his fucking team, which is crumbling and falling apart before his hands? They sound like a team. They sound like the worst. Functional. They sound dysfunctional. You hate all of them. They hate you. They know you don't even like playing. You'd rather play with fucking Pookie. I hate to tell you. You're a lol cow. Dude. Do you understand? Yes. You're a lol cow. But he's not a lol cow with Squeaks. I haven't done anything. That's why this is the worst day is because this is like my first. This is like my first, maybe second infraction here in this fucking group. So you admit it's an infraction? It's an infraction. You admit this? Huh? You admit it's an infraction. Sorry. I think this is a faux pas. First, maybe second? You really want to stand on first, maybe second? Second, maybe third. Okay. All right. It's better. Second, maybe third. Let me ask you something. But for Nick Yingling, of all people, to come in and say that I don't respect his time. Market class. Yeah. That's right, bitch. When you denied him sushi and then you were table slamming by round three, I was there. Cool huddle. I was playing Street Fighter. Was that an infraction? Or is it just, this is the way it is, the boys being boys. What is it? Is that just how we talk to them? Is that just how we say shit? Table slamming is not an infraction. Third round. What? The table. The sushi. Sushi into the table slam. How many times I've bought him sushi and it's like, and there's no reciprocation. He doesn't give back. He doesn't have anything. He's a fucking dirt person. I don't need money. I don't need money. What does he have to do? I don't need money. What do you mean? A bottle cap that he found? I think we all know what he means. Oh. Oh. Oh. The power dynamic. I see. The power dynamic is immortal. I see. I see. Just give a little back. I need something back. I need. I need. Nick Yingling. Ring a little bell on your desk. Nick Yingling. The bell's around his neck. Welcome to the trough, Nick Yingling. I do not need an under the desk QHJ from Nick Yingling. I don't need that. An under the desk OTPHJ and Yusuf goes, "Who's under the desk?" and you go, "Don't worry about it, Yusuf." Yeah. Don't worry about it. Watch this video. That's what I don't need. To be clear. Don't need it. What I need is one day, one day of playing with this team where they don't think it's the funniest thing in the world to torture me. That's why I need one day like that. And the more you need it, the more they're going to do it. And then maybe I'd buy the sushi. You know what I mean? Yingling, I will say, is an extreme narc. Yes. Because he goes into my chat all the time. He's like, "Bans Yusuf." I'm like, "Bro, this guy's fine. What's your problem?" No. He's not. I tell Yusuf, I'm like, "Lay low. I don't think Yingling's here today." I'll unban him and shit, but I don't unmod Yingling because it's like, well, you know, he has. It's Yingling. It's a game of cat and mouse. Yeah. Anyway, Yingling messages me. He's like, "You want to see some shit? I'm Yingling." He says, "Bro, you and me, we could do some serious peanut gallery to slime because I've been playing Counter-Strike on stream. We could do some serious peanut. We should really chirp at this guy. Be so fun." Yingling narc'd on him to me. This is what I'm saying. Do you understand? And you're taking his testimony at word. So I had to say, but Yingling, I will say this. He's a son of a bitch. He's an agent of chaos. Yeah. But a broken clock is right twice a day. Do you understand this? He can't draw a snake. He couldn't put the shape in the hole. What happened? He plays with the car mats. We all make those jokes. And this is the guy. This is the guy that I have to put up with. All right. Look, I think we solved it. You made an infraction today of all days. You're addicted to Pookie's attention. What he gives you is something you need. That's okay. I love Pookie. I came here excited today to share something with you. Really? Yeah. Excited. Yeah. What did you want to share? It's growing back, man. It's fucking growing back. Oh. It's growing back. It's growing back. Oh my God. It's here. It looks so much. It actually is. It looks like Sean Strickland. That looks really good, man. That's amazing. It's growing back. It looks just like a Lego. I've got little minoxidil hairs here. It looks good, dude. Really fucking good. The stress definitely is helping too, because it's definitely not falling out more. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I met this person a very long time ago. You forget your last name. And I was like, oh, it'll put your full name in. So it's been that way the same all that time? Yeah, the entire time. I've not changed her name since the-- When you input her first number, it cloud saved it over all your phones from all your life? Yeah. I have every number. It's kind of beautiful. I can actually prove this. I have people on my phone that are from high school, like a bunch of them from high school. And you're a first name, last name guy? Yeah. Well, I used to be a freak. A lot of people do this, I've learned. I used to put the first and last name both in the first name field. Oh, that is-- That's pretty gross. That is a freak. It's really bad. That's pretty gross. But then I started getting punished for it once iPhone released the feature where you're texting someone and it just says, here's their contact, would you like to add it? And then now I have a mixture of first and last names. Did you go through and change it all? I can't. It's too many. I mean, you could. I have like-- You're not motivated enough. OK, let's contact-- You're literally not motivated enough. I'm in a contact mod. Contact mog. Who has the most contacts in their phone total? It might be bro. Everyone pull your phone out. It might be bro. I feel like it's going to be Nick. I feel like it's going to be cock. I think it's for the very bottom. Dude, you're like the guy. How do you check? Very bottom. Very bottom. I've got mine. I got some old ass girlfriends in here. 143. What's yours? Really? What's yours? 573. Damn! That is so many people. You still got mogs? 648. How do you know so many people? Damn. I think if I went through-- What is that? I think if I went through every single one of these, I think I'd probably get about 500 right. I'd be like, this is who this is. That's so crazy. Yeah. So many people. And if I scroll through, there's a lot of people with just first name, and it's a girl I went on two Tinder dates with, you know? Yeah. The Keyblade Graveyard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of your phone. Yeah. I've got-- I have Danny S in here. Who's that? I have so many in here that I just could not tell you who this is, because it's a nickname. Okay. This is why. It's a nickname, and I'm like, who the fuck is this? All right, Aiden, what's your girlfriend's name on your phone? Is it first name, last name? It's first name, last name. First name, last name. No emoji? But-- But-- This sounds like-- just confirm no emoji. Just confirm. No emoji. No emoji. She's the only person in my contact list in the entire thing that I have a custom profile picture set for. is she wait is she in your emergency contacts the con go to your go to your thing i don't think i use that then go sorry the favorites the favorites page is what i mean is she in your favorites page i don't think it's the first page of the iphone screen or the phone screen it's the star star no favorites i don't use this feature no favorites see this is why i didn't know this was a thing this is why i'm built different than you folk because the four people my favorite the four people my favorite my mother my father my lovely goddess girlfriend and my best friend from high school really yeah you just becomes my contact do you think if i moved in with blurred derrick and matt i wouldn't be the heel there i think you'd be wait i have one more you are the heel i have actually one more wait where are we where are we on the blur counter uh we're 90 minutes in he's floor 13 floor 13 act one there's a zero chance he wins by the time we're done why i can't find so first name last name no emoji so she's like your teacher or something yeah one more test she's my one more test she passed or failed both you guys if you guys go to your texts do you have anyone pinned i don't know how to do that you use all these features i don't do that do you have anyone pinned no no i have one who the is that one person pinned at the very top it's my goddess that's cool there she is my girlfriend i just have her first name in here and then i have her here i am a pfp guy as well the thing is i don't change pfp we all lose yeah i i think i've had that one since like our first couple dates but we all we all lose to lubbock by the way in the mog off of of good boyfriending really i feel like yeah like he he's probably right now dude he has first helping her with something yeah but what is your contact i would be like first name last name doing pod comma i'll call you in 45. pod uh laughing emoji party emoji sad emoji it's lit here along you do i can smell i can smell them now ew man i can smell your nuts i can smell your your chocolate cream yeah it you it's open your monkey money for you it's open your monkey money apparently far away no it's not i can smell that's the problem is that the distance isn't mattering it's like the spongebob episode where they have bad breath and everyone thinks that they're ugly they think that they're ugly i'm ugly how do you pull yourself out of the gutter i think it's filling in we should sell we should sell yard derma rollers dude that'd be funny that'd be a good little piece of merch a yard derma roll because we know because hell we know they need it hey look it's jesse pinkman okay we came up with a little test i love it here what first question of the test what uh is your girlfriend's name in your phone is it first and last or is it a cute nickname first name last name no emoji it's not like she's like she's a pharmacist and last it's first last initial it had a cute emoji it used to be like cute in like um whatever you removed it i removed it yeah punishment punisher huh punishment punisher i was mad at her one time i said i'm gonna punish you panda emoji oh i didn't open your texts is this all right it looks exactly like a fucking contractor yeah that's you that's you in my phone wow wait is is the initial part of the first name field or did you move it to did you go to last name and type the initial uh no no it's just a w in there so it's in the first name first name i think you typed the first name first name field i don't know you're freaking okay and she has a no no i put last name w last name w okay and she has a profile picture in your phone or no no no god no okay okay so that was actually part 1a and then question two who is in your favorites tab of your phone contacts the star at the bottom oh that's a thing i don't use it no one uses feature he's no favorites zero favorites okay why would you favorite you so you have room in yours i'm sorry oh yeah it's actually full what the fuck that's so weird 40 000 40 000 what led me i found out how much i spend on average a month what that can't even be 40 000 a month i don't know how i don't i don't i didn't i don't know how do you i what do you mean i downloaded rocket money okay and i and i checked and it tells you exactly i put in all the information i put in every credit card i have all my paypal links everything and i found out just how much i spent on my phone i put in all the information i put in 40 000 a month what's the breakdown so okay well it's cool that rocket money showed you that but i i want to now i want to know my power bill is kind of high it can't be that high my power bill is kind of high it's not that it's not 40 i don't even know what your power bill is it's not that high my power and water was like my utilities was like i think 2500 okay that's actually really that is insanely i know i'm telling you but it's not close to 40 it's pretty high uh and then my internet is like uh 110 dollars we're not getting closer my phone bill is 90 right uh and then i spent 25 000 in cs2 cases i think food was like 1200 dude hey everybody rocket money is a personal finance that cancels your unwanted subscriptions monitors your spending and helps you lower your bills so that you can i don't know how to lower it though to lower your bills you do have to look at the information that rocket money provides you which is fantastic and then you do have to take action so i actually and that's the best part about rocket money is you can reduce your spending directly on the app so i canceled my apple tv subscription because i realized seven's over bro seven's over i'm not even watching ted lasso and i don't care about the harrison ford show all of the cobblestone cases you're buying no i'm saving uh 14.99 a month right which comp i mean how much with rocket money you could get alerts if bills increase in price or unusual spending is noticed i get an alert maybe the maybe the 25 000 in cobblestone cases you decided to buy this month i'm not even kidding i get an alert every day from rocket money going unusually high spending today how can can you answer me this question maybe for us and rocket money how much is one cobblestone case going for right now uh so it's actually up yeah so this is it just the large transaction rocket money dude that's so much money dude that's fucking crazy for a case l-a-d-w-p look at that i told you let well let rocket money help you reach your financial goals faster i guess let me let rocket money help your financial goals faster some people are beyond help uh the cobblestone cases were 1500 but now they're 1750 but you out there can try for zero dollars go to rocket money.com slash the yard i'm buying out the market guys.com slash the yard dude i've been having this issue because i don't do favorites i do hey siri and then i say can you oh and i have it call someone yeah and i had this issue where nick yingling's not the only nick in my phone there's a lot of yeah one of the nicks is this guy who used to work here you hear like steel drums in the background and the sound of gold coins showering and like that is like what have you called me for clearly hear a straw sipping a drink out of a coconut you hear the slurp of a pina colada you hear the crashing of waves dude i called him last week because i said it i said fucking hey can you call nick yingling and it came up and i because it just took the nick part i bet his blood ran ice cold it was a no answer well you cocksucker how the hell are you you want to get your lick back dude and it's not the first time it's happened i i was driving the uh the k truck which is electric and it fucking died while driving dan that that raggedy nine thousand dollar car that you got modded to be a half a battery to drive it and broke down the legacy battery is very nice crazy i was charging it incorrectly oh really really we have a new charger jumpers around the the charger was unironically like an iphone 3gs and it had to be like hung to the right in a way for it to connect now it's good but anyway it dies while driving i'm feeling it peter out it's literally giving me nothing while pushing down it goes like and it's like a cartoon image of a truck slowly coming to a stop and so i go fucking the only guy who i know to help me in the situation is nick yingling so i say i say hey sir can you call nick yingling and i call this guy nick from high school this guy stole my prom date from me really this guy i asked this girl to prom she goes ah this other guy asked me this guy nick this other guy asked me she's deliberating back and forth because i was really good friends with her and i liked her she did not like me i confessed feelings in the red room she said no in the red room you went to a fucking private school public school right at a red room yeah we had a red room when he when he picked up was he putting fucking inches in her like right there what like still like this many years later she's happily married to a different third guy there's a third man there's a third man that what's his name i shouldn't say i shouldn't talk but he was because he got a weird name but he she was obsessed with him quentin and and he blew her off fucking two years straight she didn't quit on some creeper shit persistent femme self she's pregnant with the third kid right now wow and that just goes to show you don't quit don't quit especially if you're a floyd i mean that's a lot of beautiful marriage stories it's like it's like i said no the first 15 times i finally got 16 married 50 years it's also the story of like a bad experience of the stalker of course yeah the same thing different castles how how handsome is this guy which nick that she was two years waiting oh he he he's hot crazy man you can get away with whatever the fuck he's bad as hell he's a bad bad man anyway nick wins a prom date with his girl yeah fucking great wins it wins i go stag on a fucking razor scooter with my boy evan oh hold on yep yep yep i didn't know the razor scooter part yeah we packed razor scooters and then scootered up that's quarchungus boy it probably looks a little lonely i don't know the way to shit i just had supposed on the way to prom um yeah motherfucker i'm awesome i'm awesome no you're not dude yeah and uh and then at prom he fucking cheats on her on prom night at prom he has sex with a different girl he fuck a different girl night of prom she's in fucking tears when eric carter fucking isle of candy comes on first thing i fucking say to her no be the wrong fucking guy you said that yes a nice fucking choice bro and then you get you get into your fucking lamborghini she's like wait i didn't realize you got on a razor scooter that's your razor scooter sorry bitch sorry slut yeah i fucking scootered away just right off into the into the night got hit by a fucking truck middle of the scooters bowing in the screen the middle of the scooter so i call this guy i call this guy 15 years later after he fucking cheated on that girl is this the only time like you haven't talked to him since i've not talked to him in 12 years it's unbelievable and he picks up picks up he does he know that he's popping that picks up i don't know you were in a jinx i'm assuming he knows i'm a streamer i'm assuming he's aware of it okay but i don't know but he snap picks up and he goes uh he just says like yo and i think it's england you are an animal because i'm like i'm like because i'm like sitting there i'm like this and he goes yeah i'm trying to remember my social security number i gotta do it to you because that's usually how the calls you can go you're going to speak you can go pick something i go you ain't go you ain't go papa's got a problem he needs baby bear to come through his blood he was whatever i need to bring a tupperware box mushroom or pepperoni not a serious one but i still need your input literally yes i can call yingling he will answer almost any time of day i go yingling i need a vat of acid i have a body i need to figure he would be like okay i got it you know what he does is um okay i can call her a vat guy yeah yeah but anyway he tells you something you don't really care to hear he's he's the same for himself you look like robin hood right i know right i've been working on that look so what bro say so i i'm going off i'm like i'm like the k truck's fucking i'm broken down in the middle of fucking street the battery died i thought i charged a battery it says it has more battery don't have enough batteries dead now i'm stuck here i need to be towed and then he's like you see you need like help and i'm like and i'm like i'm like yes and i still think it's yingling i'm like that sounded weird so i check and it's nick and i'm like oh you hung up and no i was like oh because i was like well i can't hang up now i was like oh my bad i called the wrong nick and he's like do you need help still i'm like i'm i'm in la i don't know if you can't help me he's like oh cool i'm in like philly i'm like fuck yeah and he's like all right man let me know if you need any help i'm like i don't i won't but like you still with tina yeah you still you still piping tina like you were a problem think about it you ever think about what you did you think about you stole my prom date fucking hate you so anyway i gotta nuke all nicks in my phone i guess well i gotta come up with names there was a time at this company when there were 12 employees at the company and four of them were named nick and it was it was a problem i think to this day in christian's phone our friend jake's name is jessica smiley face because because it was like a hey we want it it was like some situation we're like we wanted it to come across like he was texting a girl yeah yeah like to like show his mom he's not gay yes yeah yeah 15 years ago mom look i'm talking about this is miss b i'm not fucking gay this is jessica smiley face and then it's and then it's just jake and christian just sexing each other all dirty as fuck jake we gotta make it real we gotta make it real tell me what your boobs are like i can't make fun of my close-up nipple pics i would be fucking filled by you christian jessica christian's like i'm gonna put my balls in your ass you have an opportunity to mog by the way how many contacts do you have in your phone total yeah i thought i had a lot scroll to the bottom unbelievable it tells you a number yeah tells you a number of the total contacts in your phone i don't think it's a lot 440 wow you want how much anthony has 153 i'm guess i'm wait but that's not also 36 my boy wong chang long yeah you said it really well cool is that um every con is that every phone number you've ever had or have you lost numbers and i'm talking to you anthony me that's pretty much that's all of them i never changed that shit but uh what can you do i just i guess you know what i'm a discord guy dude what if i do a text everyone to hit everyone up in your phone hit everyone up in my phone if i don't get a reply just a reminder wait what happens sorry if you don't reply you text everyone your phone if they don't reply within maybe 48 hours more fair they don't reply within 48 hours they're nuked ditch the number your mom if she don't reply in 48 hours she has a lot of time she straight up doesn't she's out bro dude i have therapists and then therapists it they're therapists and they'll rip wait wait let me see if they're the same person no they're different i got hella people from like classes i was in like this one just says angel history 202 classic yeah so crazy you need that imagine it's like it's just like a girl i guess if i were to do this actually it's a horrible idea like 50 girls from high school i think i'm sliding on them do the oh yeah do the only people that have pfps in my phone are ex-girlfriends so it makes it kind of awkward the only person i have a contact for on my phone and this is true is tung la really from diamond bar from back in the day my taiwanese lover dude ryan has a bitmoji of himself it looks so much like him that's a good bitmoji that's right that's apt so much in here man i gotta do a purge one day this is a good idea this is a good idea there's just so many i might be a dumb phone dude who's cody dragon call cody dragon right now call cody dragon we said we'd only call him we need him don't don't waste your call i don't know if it's a good time zipper said i know who that is zipper how do you know who that is call cody dragon now do it you have nothing to lose zipper genuinely knows who it is can you type who it is i feel like they won't see it see my text with them zipper's letting us know who it is how the fuck does it how do you know but i mean i you are omnipotent dude i have some crazy numbers in my phone grayson goss the guy that scammed me for 100k grayson yeah wow wow wow that's ancient no wonder zipper knew it fucking snap we can't share his answer but it's crazy you know kurz goes out the youtube channel yeah i got them in my phone but i didn't know how to type it so i typed queers gazit yeah that's actually that's actually just right next to telling you i have the president i have i have the president of shopify oh the president that guy's gotta be worth like 50 mil yeah he's canadian just say he's canadian he's put that guy in a phone running clod talking to each other and that guy is the dragon oh together chopping up i get a three-way call between me harley cody dude i could call mr beeson you call president shopify yeah we link them they would probably probably don't know each other a sponsor probably 69 each other eventually i did like three days maybe 69 each other okay somebody in here is just one word hooktail you thought you fucked that person you're a bully you had sex with that person who is that hooktail who is it just putting people in your phone like fucked up eyes it's so interesting ugly mouth call college that's so yeah that's cruel it's cool it's an interesting really cruel thing to do interesting thing about you i'm learning you're he's an evil guy i got i got someone to my phone one big titty one big titty high school lopsided you got a bitch on my phone named lopsided what's that mean jack hoyt jack hoyt no fucking way you think it's still his number he probably cycles phones this is a i've got crazy shit going on it's fun i've got three i'm not kidding three katies katie's put them all in a group chat like what's up katie hey guys we should if you're if you're watching the show right now and you're down uh put every single number in your contacts in a group chat and say sup and send me a screenshot i want to see what they say i want to see how crazy it gets in there send me like a video it's just mom dad mom dad like everyone you've ever met too so yeah it's my eight contacts hella green texts therapist and third purpose - What? - So your favorites are full? - Eh? - Yeah. I'll get you in my favorites, bro. He said his are full. I just added Slam. That was the last one. I ironically need to add you because I have called Aiden Ross when I meant to call you in the past. Word? Yeah, I remember that. And we haven't squashed. Me and Lowe's squashed? Thank God. Dude, I don't know if me and Lowe's squashed. No, Lowe's doesn't know you, bro. Huh? No, he doesn't fucking know you. Lowe's today, like, get this, bro. He's looking fresh as fuck. I know. I went to his kick stream today. Chill on my boy Lowe's. He's live on kick. He bangs out this league tournament. Guess where he goes after? Courtside Lakers. Courtside Lakers again. Again, bro. Watch him get dunked on. Again. Everyone's like, you fucking threw the tournament. You're so bad. He's Courtside Lakers. He's watching OKC. Let me ask you something, Ludwig. Do you think you're fucking boosted in Animal Encounter Strike? No, not even a little bit. I'm 13k natty. You're just actually horrible at the game. I've played so much better than you. What the fuck are you talking about? I watch you, bro. I watch you every stream. You're horrible. You're genuinely horrible at the game. Boosted. Can we boost you? You fucking piece of shit. Admit it. I was boosted to my initial rank. Fuck you. I've already recalibrated. No, you fucking did it. When you got your Riot account, I've already recalibrated. Oh, no. You really think you're 13k natty. He was 13k. You think that. He was 13k before he got boosted. I dropped to 13, and now I'm back up to 13.6. I'm winning games now. But you don't understand anything about what you're doing. So how? Just tell me. Explain to me now. How do you do it? Explain. Explain to me how. I did a whole day. I did a whole. Why is he in six? I did a whole. I did a whole day. I did Y-Prak. Seven now? I did Y-Prak on Nuke. I know every angle on Nuke. You did the Chinese 5E map? I did. Yes. I did Y-Prak on Mirage. I did Smoke or all util on Mirage. All util on Nuke. I'm good at those maps. So I only play those maps. So you did practice. Yeah. You practiced to get good, and you're not a fucking filthy boosted scumbag. Yes. Well, I am boosted for sure, but I, like, here's the deal. Here's the deal. If I play 50 games and I'm still 13K, am I boosted? With Timmy? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Without him. After. Yes. After. Yes. Can I ever be a real 13K? Yes. I don't know. Because eventually, like. I don't know. You don't know? If you take a cup of coffee and you put it in the sink and then you put the water on, eventually it becomes water. Becomes water. No more coffee anymore. And this is what, I was coffee, but I've been winning games, and I'm still here, and now I'm water. I've been grinding. I've been trying. I've been grinding. No, you haven't. Well, I've been trying. I don't even know if that's true. I do. I do the practice match. I downloaded the practice match yesterday, so I've been doing them now. What's got you playing? What's got me playing? I don't know. I can tell you what's got him playing. I know. What? Oh, yeah. So it shows all your friends in CS, and Alex smokes mid is the bottom, and I'm like, I'm beneath him. That can't, I can't come to, that can't come to pass. That's the motivation. He's also, Alex does not give a shit about any of this, and I'm just like fighting this invisible ghost, and I'm like, I'm going to get you, Alex. I'm going to fucking come out, come over the top of your rank, and he's just like smoking weed on the couch somewhere. Does not give a shit. Yeah. Okay. But yeah, it's fun to, it's a good feature. It's a gambling outlet for him. Oh, no. I play without doing that. You open so many cases. Yeah, but I'm out of money now. What do you mean you're out of money now? Out of money. Out of money? Money's all gone. You genuinely open up a case like every round. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I ration 20 cases throughout the stream. The earlier ones, like I said, I'm out of money. I have to ration, but now I'm out of money. You should have seen us in the call the other night. I was telling Anthony about this case that has the snack attack in it. Oh, my fucking God. It's like a $16 case, and he's like, I'm only going to buy, what is it, one or two, whatever you said. I'm going to buy one. Two. Cracks two blues in a row, the same skin twice in a row. We're like, you can do another. He's like, okay, I'll do one more. Obviously, we just kept doing this. Like, I mean, what's one more to one more? Because then it's even. I think I did like six. He's like, I'm not doing another. I didn't get the fucking snack attack in it. You have to rub the belly of the hot dog. Rub the belly of the hot dog. It's official. Cecil is overpowered. We don't know what to do. Cecil's overpowered? What do you mean? In what game? Well, obviously, Invincible Versus, because he's in the show Invincible, and he's the government man with a scar on his face. He's balding. And it's funny, you think about how a guy with that much access to the national resource of taxpayer money hasn't gotten a hair system or anything. He fights without it. He has to fight without it. Isn't that interesting? Would he beat Battle Beast? Ah! Well, if they're on the same team, you don't really need to fight each other. Anyway, Invincible Versus is a brutal, tournament-quality, superhero 3v3 tag. It's a 3v3 tag fighter, and it released April 30th, but there was an open beta playtest on console only April 9th. Sorry. He went into, he activated it. Oh my God. We need to go to Aaron Howard soon. It's a month, it's a month, it's a month later. I'm back in China. Invincible Versus. But yeah, the problem is, Seesaw is overpowered right now, so if you want to get and mix people's shit up, go online. Damn. 18 playable fighters on launch? Dude, Rexplode? Yeah, yeah, Rexplode. It's voiced by the guy who voices Rafi in The League, so that's kind of fun. I saw him in LA, yeah. Wait, if you want the standard edition of the game, it's $49.99? Alley Alien, that's voiced by Seth Rogen. I know all this shit because I actually watch his show, which is kind of funny. And Battle Beast is in it. He's my favorite because he just craves battle. Standard edition is $49.99. Pre-order, bonus color variant costumes. You get year one pass, you get all the fighters that they come out with. Pretty standard practice. And you get four new characters as it comes out in the year one, so you don't miss out on them. You know, JK Simmons was supposed to voice Cecil, and then he asked to voice Omni-Man instead. He wanted to be Cecil? No, they asked him to be Cecil, and he said, I want to be Omni-Man. He said, I was in Whiplash, fucker. Yeah, and then he got Omni-Man. So anyway, that's just a little bit of it. Well, Invincible Versus is out now on PlayStation, Xbox, and PC, so go have fun, kiddos. He should have a hair system. He can afford it. We'll see you next time. We can't be fucking, we can't be fucking, we can't let them do this to us. I play without fucking cracking cases, but what I'm trying to say, so, okay, what was funny is, I was trying to play, and I didn't have my premier rank yet, so I hit up Kyle, because Kyle's always down a game, and it was like midnight. No one's on. We're trying to find a stat, because we can't play without a stat, because I don't have my rank yet. Because Kyle's too high of a rank. Well, I also just don't have mine. Yeah, but it takes your hidden ELO. Well, he didn't have his either, which is funny, but his hidden MMR is too high, so we're trying to find people to play with. We can't. We're fucking pissed, and then, so we, obviously, the natural thing to do is we start watching FaZe Banks' new show about money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so fucking crazy, but it's just about watching it. we're watching it, because we're trying to get our fucking cake up, and then we realize that it's called Market Bubble, and we realize there's a Discord for it. It's like midnight, so we're like, me and Kyle obviously instantly joined the Market Bubble Discord, and, we at everybody in the Discord to play Counter-Strike. At everybody. He was trying to five stack, yeah. Yeah, and then, dude, Kyle was uploading videos of himself. He looked crazy. It's just his face, and he's like, hey boys, it's Counter-Strike time. Time to get in the stack and Counter-Strike. He went into the politics channel, and he just, he uploaded a video, and he's like, I'm voting who forever gets in the stack and Counter-Strike. And so, we're just going, and we add everybody. A big hook gets big fish. Who bit? One guy, ended up joining, but he, it was so weird, because one, he joins our, he joins our party in Counter-Strike, and he's not ranked, and then he gets on the mic, and he's just like, how do I just buy my way into this? How do I just buy rank? Can I just buy an account? And we're like, no, you can't, no, it doesn't. Yeah. And then he said like a slur, and then we're like, okay, well you gotta go. And then, so we couldn't use that guy. But anyway, we end up getting banned from the server, which is insane. It's insane. It's insane. The head mod, I find his Twitter, counts one of them's for his. Does he have a lot of followers on X? Well, on X, in his main account, he had a thousand followers. In his second account, which is what I added, is he, it's more personal projects. Oh yeah. Personal projects. Banks isn't even the server, by the way. A little fucking annoying. Wow. So we add this mod, and I'm like. It's probably in under secret name, secret boss's shit. I was like, you fucking banned us from the fucking server, dude. Fuck you. You like fucking, you know, it was Nazi Germany type shit. Yeah. Freedom of speech is dead. And he, he sees I got a big account. So he was like, we, you added everybody. We thought it was a scam. Uh, and I was like, we needed five. Yeah. That makes sense. I mean, how many, how many people is this? There's like 50. Oh, it's really small. Yeah. There's like, it was the first week in my head. In my head, this is like a thousand. No, no, dude. Kyle went line by line, adding every single person. They've yet to buy. Just wait till they bought that shit, bro. It's going to look awesome. Even the people who have at everybody suppressed are, are getting added personally. Yeah. He's Percy single adding them. Well, that guy doesn't want to see it. He can't get in the stack otherwise. Yeah. And so, well, cause there's probably somebody who hasn't muted, but wants to get in the stack. So that's what I'm saying. And so, so anyway, the guy ends up, he's like, sorry, we thought it was a scam. All I'm being, you guys just don't add everybody again. We're like, okay. It's like, we already knew. It's like, don't even finish. You know exactly what happened. Yeah. Don't put your hand in the cage. It bites. Oh man. It was dude. Kyle looked crazy in those videos. And he, and he does it again with another video. He adds everyone another video. He just started adding everyone line by line again. Yeah. And then what is it? There's a video of the dog that jumps in the hole and is too fat to get out. And its owners get it out and then it jumps back in the hole. Yeah. This is that video. Yeah. And then we, then we didn't find anyone. We didn't fucking play. Did you get banned again? I didn't go in there again. I was like, Kyle, you can handle this. Cause I knew, I knew what he was going to do. Yeah. But yeah, there was no fucking gamers in there. So what it means is that fucking game when you could be spending your time getting bread, you could be betting on Nippon baseball league games. No, bro. Yeah. That's what miles and them were doing. They were betting on a poly market, Brazilian, like, tier three league games yeah i'm all tied up in ugandan soccer it's bad like they're gonna find me for sure i'm the market in ugandan soccer i'm doing both sides of the ball when they figure out who tickle monster is on call she they're gonna find me they're gonna fucking i'm getting arrested yeah how did you find the discord well we dressed like that it should you should already be in it it was in the chat because the chat was moving low-key kind of slow monkey away it was make money it was low-key kind of slow so we it's it's just the discord and we just joined it and banks isn't even in there so it's like straight up a fucking scam or whatever i think a lot of weeks right i think he's a secret shopper i think he's in there like under a secret name making sure everything's up to par because because ricky is gonna like make sure the community is taken care of you think so that's first p think about ricky he's like a lion bro lion doesn't lead the lioness do you think it's fucked up his handle still has phase in it bro he's still in phase what he's always lasted he's no no no he's still in phase they all left together it's so funny he said just done banned you sorry for that next time please don't spam tags kyle is underneath me can you please unban me too i will be chill he said yes no problem kyle is funny too because he logged in on his like discord account and browser which is a different account for him and it's just his first and last name dude if i log in on a browser it comes up with an account i made five years ago called tarik selic yeah yeah see we've all got this weird shit going on i know exactly how kyle's like the same way as nick yingling i will say he uses his real address yeah he he did straight up the first thing he said he dropped a phone number in the general chat i don't know whose it was and he said anyone want coke bang my line kyle really likes doing this bit but using his real number or real address so it's very possible it's his number he's a raw motherfucker you know what this is a privilege he gets to exercise because he's canadian it's pussy shit it's like it is barking come to a high elo server try try talking shit to the bad wolf in a straw house this is i literally when i first saw this thumbnail i was like i don't know who that is it doesn't even look like this is the pov yo get in the stack hop on counter-strike boys it's time let's play some counter-strike dude he looks crazy he does it crazy what's he looking at it's like there's like a it's like a ransom video he's gonna get his head chopped off in a second it is tight in a weird way oh but i will say kyle is kyle is pretty about it he's been he also apparently he like lives near train he's seen train around a lot yeah so go into trains chat and be like yo bro let's go on the denny's at like wherever the denny's is and he's like let's fucking hang out at the denny's gets too crazy with it because he knows he knows the building train lives it gets kyle kyle gets too crazy i will say train train could get kyle killed yeah 100 he could snap his fingers and my boy train's been a little on edge lately because he's been getting hoed they get they hoed him on valorant bro they hoed him because yeah yeah because he was riot fucking games because he was boosting bro he was getting boosted riot games hoed him because he was boosting no my boy they banned his account but then they posted his ip address online it was kind of crazy they posted his ip yeah that's crazy yeah it was that's pretty great it was crazy i know they're doing my boy train's account but then they posted his ip address online it was kind of crazy so meet kyle at the denny's and do something about it why did they post his ip i don't know they said they said oops yeah i guess i dropped this be ashamed of something that's pretty awesome me and kyle last time we wanted to talk in trains chat i had to make a kick account which i've never done and you can't talk in there for a whole week like it's like locked down bro yeah damn yeah but now i can so i'm in there if you saying what's up the darkest timeline for you slime would be you were a gambling streamer that would be the absolute that would be such awesome the streams would be that you'd be the best you'd be so rich you'd be terrible i don't do drugs though i think it's you would be the best in the world i think it's tough because i can't do it the way you do it you don't need 36 hours you don't need but that's that's what i remember the fondest right if you just dropped a good six dick people would love that yeah i mean i didn't i didn't go down that path i just thank god i'm now what can you i'm starting to believe it i am starting to believe in a different life you're togi who's togi he's like a gambling youtuber oh except he's the australian guy no no american guy but he'll just he'll like he'll have like a mill in his bank account because he does well he got like it's a lot of views and then he'll be like all right i'm betting a mill on psg whoa and he'll just fucking do it it's tough man he'll risk it all when he has a lot someone there was one tweet about like i hate how draft kings use the gambler by kenny uh kenny rogers as a song because it's not the cool gambling like anytime you bet from your phone there's like a limp penis yeah it's it's the limp penis of gambling right something about seeing the chips disappears there's reality to it prediction markets should be melted but before they are we should all try to find what edge we can in any insider trading possible and take advantage you yeah i agree i mean we should have cashed in the stream go boys moguls and i'm putting it all on rebellion yeah don't investigate by the way ceo if you're listening we're giving you jimmy beast number you 69 i mean figure it all out and figure it all out there's this guy i follow he does this thing where he bets on like a 99 odd bet like you know i don't know it's like a basketball game but up 100 to 80 in the fourth quarter two minutes left it's like almost assured bets where he he bets all the money he has in his account for like a one percent return long shot it's no he oh for the for the yeah the guarantee yes yeah yeah and i saw it and i got inspired why i've been doing the opposite yeah that's the fun part i've been taking 99 bets every single night with with almost none of your account and with home with almost none of my account and losing every time but if i hit one of them it is a genuine 50x come up let me i hit once we're just such simple beasts are we not are we not simple beasts i've been following this guy recently uh he goes by spice jesus on instagram it's like 26 carolina reapers and it gets really sweaty and then his comments are like why aren't you drinking milk and he's like that's for pussies dude it's like that guy that bit into a whole wasp's nest and just yeah yeah yeah that video is crazy fucking freak dude he grabs it and he squeezes it oh my god he grabs it live they're all in there guys it squeezes it eats it and wallows that's that's the heart of america right there speaking of spicy fucking magi really really let us down wait why bro yeah weapon oh yeah you don't know about this no i don't know about this my dog died it's a little shit we'll catch you up not your dog died what'd you say no sorry it's bad timing uh we wanted to sponsor magi yeah for the year um with one stipulation it was small one simple stipulation we're giving a lot of money rotten bitch we want one thing in return okay you gotta pick one melee tournament to go to yep and you gotta eat a ghost pepper hot chip you gotta eat the one chip which i think is i think it's ghost pepper chip you gotta get a little fucked up you gotta eat one sunday on sunday no pull no bullshit once you make it to sunday you eat the hot chip before bracket and then you also have a jersey that says this shit ain't even spicy to me man and then on the back it says i'm doing the hot chip challenge right now okay okay Yeah and we we told her this what's the bad news this is great doctor's note doctor note now she said she can't do it she said i have insane uh what is it acid reflux this would ruin my entire body so like as like the sponsor it's like my talent is not trying to do their obligations so it's like i'm supposed to pay michael jordan at the shoot i can't hold a basketball yeah i can't hold it with one hand i can't i can't i can't do that i actually too is also kind of rough for me and so yeah so we but we have to do the next best thing she said she read the message what's the next best thing her hands went cold she's wearing the shirt yeah aiden is the background in the hot chip oh my god that is the next best thing i like this and he's just in the background and you just see him occasionally run in and out of frame fast you said that you just want a little bit of a pre from this treatment of you right yeah i got an idea for every carolina reaper you eat you get one week of peace from me you get one week of peace from me i'll sign on you get one week of respect from everyone he'll sign on i'll fucking sign all you gotta do imagine this you're in the call they're making funny they're calling you fucking weird they're saying the derma roller is not working and have you queued yet and then you eat a carolina reaper and your tongue starts to burn but the sound starts to hush yeah and they're like aiden let's go man i'm excited to play dude thanks for the video i watched the whole thing it was really helpful it's cool that you found that i improved really fast what okay what's the play this round in you should probably entry for us you're the best thing let me flash you in oh if nothing wants to play that's cool you can go do it we'd love to watch can you stream in discord you can't that's fine we'll just check the stat line we'll just have to eat the hot chip did you hear about that were you there when you said to youtube i can't remember who we play with when you said that you're playing you're like oh sorry nothing hit me up nothing wants to play i gotta go yeah yeah yeah and then he actually did i thought he was kidding i need to plan aiden's best day ever aiden's best day ever because his life is the best day ever for him he's the best day ever for him he's the best day ever for him - He doesn't need a lot, he just needs one good day. one good day it's aiden's best day ever did you look crazy look fucking normal have you been working out look bigger oh but losing weight really really you would be even playing ball you look like you're should go to the doctor ball once a week and i fucking suck oh no i'm the worst i've been the past two years you're not the word the worst i've been the past two years you're the second highest premier ranked player on my friends list on steam there you go and that's fucking true you're at least top five on mine you're easily top five on mine and you you you squeaks is above him on mine squeaks is above on mango's above and on my by a lot like 26k it's crazy mango's like 26k i actually asked him about this his friends are really good allegations he's a criminal booster has been for years his friends are all really good you by the way okay hands up who for my birthday watched inside lewin davis we still have our plan right who watched it hands up hands up if you watched it after two weeks past it was when it was my plan dog died to watch is that a pass pass your excuse it it's on my letterbox watch list well when i when it was my birthday you guys forced me to go out yeah i said that's what i want to talk about that by the way a little we just slightly talked about talking about the waiter what about lynn davis yeah yeah we did what it was my special day you made me go out let me ask you can we sidebar can we have a little can we sidebar do you need earmuffs i just a little bit we're a sidebar you need me to earmuffs sidebar bro if you get earmuffs that'd be really great sidebar so next year you're most too so no i need you involved eyes right here okay i'm your part of it you're probably next year i mean your favorites after this i got you i got you for the birthday next year are we thinking we like do the same thing or are we thinking that was a bad idea i think i think i think we fucking the rehearsal it we get at a diner full of actors and they come up every like five minutes to be like dude love the yard and it's a new person every time yeah i like this yeah all right all right you're good well done what did you guys talk about uh just inside lou and davis and what we liked about it yeah we didn't watch it yes i did it's fucked up you didn't watch it it's the one thing i've asked you to watch it's not within a week i don't get why these guys didn't do it i want it was fucked up it was hard because his dog like broke because swift died so i didn't watch it really you took a sabbatical yourself you're taking my that's fucking crazy well you just checked it off see that's that's a bold strategy i wouldn't really hop on that person you just did that and it worked you you're you probably were fucking jumping for joy when you found out a dog died that's not true that's not true that's not true we were going through our phones finding awesome videos yes yes and i i found the most important video of all this is there's the which one okay so when me when me and my girlfriend started dating it was one of the times when i got to uh babysit swift which like sometimes you guys would leave so and then cutie would but cutie would be like yeah yeah for a couple days yeah i take him out to poop and there's and we all know this is a bit of a mission and i have him outside in the yard i have this video where i just go come on buddy poop for me poop for mama come on poop for me like poop for me buddy and he just won't go and i say it like six times it's my girlfriend's favorite video i've ever sent her really but for some reason it didn't save in like my camera roll it was just like in years worth of text like buried somewhere so because of this i went and found it and she was like for like i i think you should go find the video made her day and i i sent it to you yeah that's cute it's her and and she still talks she tells her friends about that video she loves that video so much does he ever he didn't poop in it i think i watched it he still doesn't poop yeah he didn't poop in it so why did you fucking watch it season seven mentalist it's almost done i'm like so close to the finish line the mentalist over then you watch the one movie i asked you watch for many years first thing i watched the first fucking thing right second i was dead i was gonna watch it but i watched a blur run of slay the spire 2 and by the time we started the game i could have finished you know what's that check real quick by the way still two hours still first floor no he's in the first act this is act two he's had two oh we're gonna beat him by watching a hype when we play his floor 22 of act two so he still has a whole other floor you know what's crazy when i asked when i asked y'all to watch it i was 31 you did not tell you this is maybe me 31 not them you've never asked me to do shit the first time you've also you want to fucking do this whole song and dance i asked you fucking forced me out to a shitty restaurant that sucked ass first off my dog died so to keep your voice down that was a great restaurant second off i asked five people in my life to make a playlist for me while i traveled across china to listen to us in the five people you didn't listen yes i did i asked five people in my life to make a playlist three are in this room zero i have my out of you gave me a playlist i gave you an album you gave me an album i have my out you dogged me so bad the first time this is my get back hold on i listen to your album crazy no but the first time i listened to your but the first time i was the only person you didn't ask he did yeah and then he said that yours was his favorite so it's kind of interesting so now it's like oh now you want yeah so i get to get my get back and now we're even and you you asked me i think the reason why i didn't give you a playlist because you said you didn't really like mine so i was like well i don't want to do it i didn't say i didn't like it just didn't rank it high up in the tier list is ranked lowest i don't want to do it again i didn't send you one because because i literally no excuse i actually because the first one actually let me give you the exact name um because i named it a funny thing so you have to pull it up on your phone you have to see the name so it's a picture you want like this oh yeah and it says i listen to this playlist because i'm a pedophile seriously and not a joke also i have a bomb in this airport that was one two years ago that was yeah that was for japan i started the china one and as i was writing the title of the playlist i thought you might actually get in trouble if like your phone got looked at at the airport what's it called i don't even i don't have it anymore but it was like i don't have it anymore i don't have it anymore i was like i didn't i didn't say oh no i should do to the ccp i'm extremely dangerous and you should not trust the story i tell you and the first song is uh in sync actually i want you back radio edit it's a good one it's their best time um some tlc's in here how many songs you in there uh one two three nine i got nine in and i went like i thought maybe this is a bad idea maybe i'll get in trouble i stopped there if it makes you feel better my girlfriend didn't make a playlist and i asked her the only person who did of the five that i asked was my sister oh yeah was it banging yeah it was great it's like a nine hour playlist too holy shit nine hours she renamed some shit that she already had i think she started she started the bass i think she started the bass she might have been clicking and then shift clicking a list are you judging because what did you get in your list because if you can just shift click that easily did you not just i don't listen to music i wouldn't care if you sent me eight hours of fucking evan spiegel talking about the creation of snapchat i'll say this i love that album i sent you i said it means a lot to me so whatever what can you do make a playlist what can you do i'll make you a playlist now i say oh is this it this is it dude can you poop for me come on poop just do a little poop just staring go do the poop over there please can you do a little poop please i've already been standing outside for so long i just couldn't get him to go i i've become like i'd become the poop whisperer this year because he's he was even worse at pooping but for whatever reason like last couple months i'd bring him out i'd put him on the grass it was like he just starts shitting he's ready to rock i think it's because i was i was i would know nonsense with him yeah i was standing right up next to him i'll be like i'm gonna be here till you poop taking out the brown flute that's nonsense yeah you're too far away if you sit up next to him you're enjoying it too much as well you can tell you're enjoying it yeah he's like what is this a joke he likes to make you squirm this isn't a business this is all business no fun he did make me squirm well you guys are bad friends what can what's new really that is your analysis of this dude you accosted me at my home i almost went to 7-eleven you keep saying this like he keeps he keeps saying it would have been hilarious if you weren't can we sidebar you say can we sidebar yeah my really quick sidebar again really quick just put the pop them on pop them on that's so crazy two times he says he says can we say that can he fucking loved it he fucking loved it he loved it so much that after he said let's play cs2 he bitch didn't complain the first 15 minutes and it was his fake little complaint you could tell he was excited as soon as we got there and then and then we played counter-strike together which he never asked us to do i sort of realized we probably should have just played counter-strike in the first place that would have been better yeah but whatever you know like you're getting out of bed you're getting out of bed you're getting out of bed getting out of your house is good and also for whatever fucking reason he talks about going to 7-eleven like seth mcfarland talks about how he was supposed to be on the plane at 9-eleven like wait who what are you fucking you weren't there stop bringing it up he just hated he didn't want to go to dinner he really didn't want to go it was a good that's what i think it's a long sidebar i think he did want to go to dinner you can pop them off you're good man what'd you guys figure out not a lot for me wow seth mcfarland was supposed to be on the plane at 9-eleven yeah we discussed that oh i'm thinking it says rogan okay because good seth rogan i thought i was at the cookie monster or something he might have done that character it's so funny that's what you guys are talking about yeah gerard way and was inspired to make My Chemical Remnants and all that shit. What's your ideal birthday? Well, I was having it until y'all fucking showed up. It's being alone? Yeah, it's whatever I wanted to do that day. Wiz out to me? Yeah, Wiz out to you. How about this, bro? My ideal birthday is to watch that movie that I like. How about right now we say fuck that movie? We go home, we boot up a little counter. Again? Oh, we need a fifth. We play a little good. Can we get Kyle? Kyle! Oops, we need a fifth. Wait, can we play? Oh, fuck, we need a fourth and a fifth. Squeaks left to play with. Squeaks, what happened? We lost one. Where'd you go? Wait, why are you playing with nothing in Squeaks? It's late. Why does he even care about Premiere? Nothing is my friend. Nothing is my friend who doesn't make fun. Jordan Nothing Gills. Eventually would make fun of you. That's time, bro. Can you take a look? He's still going? Definitely, dude. Alright, where is the Crimson Blur right now? On his run? Two hours and twenty minutes in. He's in act two with two, so he's averaging about you know, an hour and change per act. So he's on like a three hour and a half pace. He's paced for about three and a half hours. Dude, forty minutes before the first fight is crazy. In act three is like you have to think a lot more. That's the thinker. So. I realize I'm not playing this game right. No, you're not a high win rate player. Dude, this is a tough pick. Mangle's a good card. A high win rate player. Mangle's a really good player. But three fucking energy, bro. Like, what are we doing here? So good, man. I like how he's checking the upgrades for it. Like, he doesn't fucking know. Like, he doesn't have it completely in my eyes. Come on. We gotta see what Cardi picks before we get out of here. I'll put five bucks on headbutt. Oh, so you want to be here for twenty minutes. It's a great one. I'm gonna go five bucks on headbutt. I'm gonna put five on Mangle. Okay. Well, it's not Iron Wave. What about Iron Wave? You put five on Iron Wave, I'll take the five dollars. Headbutt in, I mean, act two, it's definitely not too late for headbutt, especially upgrade. That's everything. If it wasn't upgraded, I'd say you're smoking penis. Dude, discard Paul to the top of the drop. That's so good. It is really good. It's a very good card. You should have more on your deck. Mangle's expensive. It's a three energy card. It is three, but dropping ten strength is like. Yeah, but he has Pale's Flesh so he's got more mana. I think it's how that works. Does he have any other ways of generating mana? No. Ooh, he's really looking for rupture here. He has a self-harm and Voln deck. Look at him double trembling. Bully is his whole deck right now, bro. He has two bullies. He should be transitioning to four of a kind, if you ask me. Can I ask maybe a silly question? Yeah. This game, how many people are actually playing it right now? Because I have seen more people in public playing this on a Steam deck, just on trains, buses, benches. Right now it's probably like 50k people. Wait, Zipper, I need to see the. Oh my god, it's 100,000 people right now. Dude, they made a million dollars. That's so insane. They made one million dollars. There's so many people. We can't wait for Blur to pick this. Blur, pick your fucking card. It's actually gonna go. It's gonna take longer than an episode. How is he not chosen? Because this is how it goes. Dude, they made way more than that. This game is kind of expensive. What is he? What is this game like 20 bucks? Is this game made for stream? And it's not over. How he performs? He's a high win rate player. He's win streaking. So he's on the hardest setting of the game. Yeah. And he's win streaking. He has six wins in a row. And he doesn't want to lose. So he's trying to map out every decision. Let me try to move this along. He's not gonna pick a card. We have to just end it. Hey, make it a decision. Alright guys, I guess tune in to the primo tomorrow and you can find out what card Blur picked. We'll say it first thing. It's gonna take too long. I said, I told them to make a decision. Let's go. Hold on. He skipped? He doesn't re-chat. He skipped. He skipped. He skipped. He skipped every card. Done deal. Alright. That was the art, everyone. Wow, we both lose. Wow, we both lose. I get all the money. Time to play Counter-Strike. See you later. And maybe just say in the chat if you like me.