Ep. 249 - We Ranked Every Awkward Moment

[Music] Goddamn it. I'm supposed to ignore how you look today. How I look? What are you freaking? I'm supposed to just ignore how you see IA. What are you talking about? Because you look insane. Do you understand? You look like you want to buy me cigarettes. I look normal. And I'm old enough to buy cigarettes. No, nothing you're wearing is part of one guy. Like everything is part of the dream. Everything is a different guy. And a different age. I've got this outfit. A stunt. It's the, it's the Sunnies. I mean, the Sunnies change the entire-- They change the fit. They change the fit. My sunglasses are like anywhere. They're like getting a molecule of the oxygen. Now you can't breathe it. You can't breathe it now. You understand me now. You think we'll ever be able to breathe something that's not oxygen? And, Kush? You can't. Doesn't feel good. Doesn't feel like a living point. Doesn't feel good. Right? You can't live off of it. Maybe I should have said survival. I could breathe weed and live. And I could become, I would become a professor. You could breathe weed and you could see. You could see, no. You could also ascend. You could see, and I could fly. Weed is, I'm not, I know, maybe some dumb to say. So awesome. That we do that. Like so awesome. We're not tobacco. It's the same thing. No, no, no. It's not the same thing. We're in a plants and you feel okay. How do you know? How do you know? I just want us to make you rap. But the one is just kind of yucky. But you like it? It's bad. It's good yucky. It's coffee. It's good yucky. Goody is good yucky. But weed is a, is the freestyle potion. Speaking of that good yucky, how about you all check your pants right now? Oh my god. What do you see in there? What happened to my cleanse? Did you see in there? Did you see a tear list? Did you see your tear list? Is it on the bottom of my shoe? Oh, there it is. There it is. Guys, it's a tear list episode. You know you love it when we categorize things and put them in boxes. I love putting them on a list. This one I think is interesting because you can't do a gamer tear list and let's say you've never played a game in your life. You can escape that tear list. This one, nobody escapes. Nobody escapes. Awkward. You've dealt with this. This is socially awkward situations ranked. And this is also I think of all the tear list, the one that slime had the most input on. So a lot of the prompts come from him. I think me and Aiden combined have about the same amount you contributed alone. I'm gonna fucking shut up and lie to you really quick, but not lie, I'm gonna tell the truth. Truth. I actually asked the yard discord to help out with this one. Wow. And they had some really good ones. Because again, it's all ubiquitous, right? Who is more awkward than our fan? And those motherfuckers are awkward. I like it. That's my y'all. I had to mute two people in there. Oh my god, me and the yard fan. Is that because of their suggestions? No, it's not. Oh my god. Two people started, they started blogging too much. I muted them. I said, this is not the prompt. A mistake. I smacked them on the head. No, no. Meeting the yard fan is not on here. It's such a good one. We can add it later. It's not always awkward, but when it is. When it is. Smooth off. I mean, we're smiling at them. You're just like, yeah, man. It's like so cool. Oh my god. I'm talking to you because I don't know what to do. He's listening. I'm going to throw any shade of the guy. But like, he belonged in a Franken's zone. That's his vibe. That's like his makeup. Did you told me that? It would be hands. So, but I was, well, I'm going to follow up with something very positive. This guy, you know, he fit the bill of someone walking around Franken's zone. Sure. So, Nick, and he extends the posture of like a gap, like a real, like, and I am. Crunchy one. I'm down. But I'm like, you're, I don't think you're the clientele that's going to nail this kind of situation. When I say it was just an electric dab. When he clapped and everyone had heard and his head turned to see, what was that pop? The electricity. I love that. An unexpectedly amazing dab. Wow. From the fellow. And then he kissed you. He just kept it moving. No, even conversation. He just kept it pushing. He kept it moving. That's amazing. That's taking my mind. Am I crazy? Is that not a boring fucking story? No, no, no, no. Make out. No. Always with this guy. Always with this guy with his aviators. I just say I got a little bit job off the idea of Aiden hearing a story and being like, that was boring. Yeah. I was a little excited at that. I was like, dude, dude. Dude, that one. You never do that. But he was only doing a bit about being just bravenessly successful. What are we putting up here? He's doing a bit about how we always act. But thinking it's so ridiculous of an idea to say that it's someone. Yeah, we just accepted it. I would just tell you you're storing stuff. We liked that. We liked you doing that. He actually just came for that. That's what I mean. He came from LS and he was in a grumpermoon. Oh. Because he was like, H-Rock was eating his weight in Orn's chicken. And he was requesting it. Oh, hi, hi. He's a chili. He's just a cupping. You have to fucking fire us. Zelda slingshot of a tomb into his mouth. This is fine. This is fine. He deserves it today. So these are our tears. We have five tears on this tear list from worst to not that bad. One, smooth off. This happens. You instantly just like, I don't really. You have to leave earth. You're done. It's the worst that you might be, rather, leave the planet in the realm in which we exist. I'm actually interested in Aiden. Because I asked Aiden to submit some of these two and he had some really good ones. And then I realized like, he's kind of the most impervious to awkwardness of us. He's not in peace. He kind of refuses to believe in it as a concept. Like Aiden believes that awkward is something you can deny. I also think you can. That's the elevated Chad take. But Aiden goes about it in such ridiculous clownish way. I think there's just an issue. He's hilarious. Hey, hey, man. Am I crazy? Yes. And stupid and ugly. What? What? There's, I think I had good ones. You did have some good ones. Sometimes there's stuff like fucking up hand shakes. Sometimes people get mad at you for having sunglasses on inside. And some people get really heated about that. You feel a little embarrassed about it. Logical. Because you just wanted to wear your sunglasses inside. And you thought it might be cool. After smooth off, it goes endless haunting. Yeah. These are the ones that really stick with you. Think about them years later. You might think smooth off and endless haunting are the same thing. But smooth off is this instantaneous. I need to get the fuck out. Oh, yeah, my life's over. It's over. This is the most awkward thing possible. My life is over. And less haunting is like the things you wake up at three. I'm going like. Oh, god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. That wasn't even a dream. I actually did that once. You start like singing to yourself to like forget about it really quick. You're reading the mango chan, the cogniz of that. And if you think about it, most people have had sunglasses on. Inside. It's so important. Yes. Yes. Decelebrated commenters such as Vro has had sunglasses. The next one is dayrooner. Obviously not something you're going to lie awake about. But definitely all day. That day, if you're thinking about it, but tomorrow it's over. You're not thinking about that longer than one day. And this probably the most common. Next year is no big deal. Honestly, you might feel at the moment, oh, god. But then you think about it for like a couple seconds. It's actually no big deal. It's not a big deal. And then the last one. The last one. Low key. A good thing. Yeah. I came up with this one. I thought it was important that we entertain the idea that some of these things are not awkward. They're actually awesome. Maybe I have damaged my corny is, and I don't need to share that with anything around the glasses thing. You're really odd. Can you fucking crush him in your hand like Goro in the Mortal Kombat movie? Where'd you even get them? What? Did you buy them? You guys are coming at me crazy. Do you think I'm really crazy? Do you know what TV viewers say? It's like we're cornering up. I'm at a liquor store. You guys, I was just bringing up an example of what a lot of people deal with, and I think you guys are hanging on to it. Something that didn't make the list, but Aiden did submit. And I think we can start this thing off with just me remembering this, is I was Aiden. Aiden was like laying in bed with a girl he was seeing, and he was watching a movie on a laptop on his laptop. And on his laptop, get all of the notifications from his phone. And what pops up on his laptop is, hey, it's whoever from Tinder, what's going on? And Aiden told me about this, I'm like, what the fuck did you do? And he's like, I stopped the movie, and I said, would you like to talk about that? Which is the best thing to do. You would have to say that out loud as hilarious. It is funny. You pause the movie, but also you pause and David's former walks in. What would your chat ask you in this issue? So, yeah, and again, giving you credit, I think that was expertly navigated, but it's funny to remember that. It's funny to say that out loud. That is like the perfect awkward situation. Yes. And it was one that was hard to fit into the little boxes on the tear list. So, yeah, let's get to it. Zipper, grab the first one. Calling someone the wrong name. I like to believe that this is someone that you have met before. And you're maybe coming back into a group scenario where you've absolutely spent a bit of time with them. But maybe you also spent time with one of their friends. One of them is Jake and one of them Sean. And then when you meet them, you go, dude, Jake, so good to see you again. They're like, oh, I'm actually Sean. Like, that was Jake is the other one that you met. It depends. I mean, it depends. It applies to a lot of these. I think I've told this story before, but growing up, there was a young woman who was in high school with me that died in a snowmobiling accident. A big fucking surprise. A fucking, everyone dies around slime. What the fuck do you want from me? Didn't say anything. Didn't even say anything. Fucked it up. He's going through the wormhole right now, trying to, trying to decide. Anyway, my name is Emily Shannister, name Hannah, and Hannah, years and years later, it was like this, it was obviously tragedy, and everyone knew Emily, and it was very sad. Later on at a party, years later, all out of high school, Hannah makes a beer pong shot at a party, and I say, "Let's go, Emily, I just fucked up." I didn't try to say that, and then I think that might be the worst way for this to happen. Yeah, that is by far bottom of the barrel, it's funny because we have to kind of. I feel like that's a pullback. It is a different one. That's a different one. Calling somebody by a noticeably dead person, and it doesn't say dead person, like using a dead person's name, so I'm going to go ahead and say it's like more like mine, maybe even slightly worse. I'm actually going to make a case for this in the endless haunting, because-- It's insane. It's interesting. And I know, but follow me. My local accused misogynists follow me down this line. I actually do have this fear that comes to be realized sometimes, where I realize that I'm meeting a friend's girlfriend for maybe the fourth time in a couple years. I can't remember her name, and then I'm starting to think about, "Wow, I'm not remembering this woman's name, this important person in my friend and his life, and the fact, the mere fact that I'm struggling with this woman's name is this something in front of me that I need to confront, and the fact that I am-- do I indeed have something wrong or patriarchal embedded within me, and evil? I remember the boys' names. And why have I remembered all my boys' friends' names, but not hers? Boys' names. And then you embark down this endless, you, the mind, babe, I don't remember that guy. I don't know what's his name. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't know. I use a chalk bitch. I don't know her name. And then I lie awake at night, and I think about that because it's not just about forgetting somebody's name. It's about forgetting her name that many times, and I might be evil inside. A big part of this is how many times have you done this? I think this is a first offense, and this is the most common version of this is it's a first offense, and it's more like they have to correct you. I think it lies between Dayrooner and NBD. I will say on the P2 side of this being called the wrong name, I had a boss when I worked at Land Rover. He just called me Andy every day, and I just stopped correcting him. I'm Andy now. My dad used to call my girlfriend the wrong name all the time, and he's crazy. And maybe together for years, and after a point, I would just be like brother. I don't, whatever her name is today for you, it's fine. I don't care. You just have to. For you, it sounds like it's more than a Dayrooner. I think if the context is you've forgotten somebody's name multiple times, if this is the fifth time you've met the person, which happens sometimes, then it's Dayrooner to end this haunting for me. But if this is the first or second, I think it's way more appropriate. It's the easiest thing in the world. If you've met a person for the second time, or the third time, and they've been really spaced out, it's actually so easy to cut through the discomfort by just saying I'm so sorry. What was your name again? Oh, but that is not calling someone the wrong name. That is not remembering. It's saying, which is actually very different. I'm actually conflating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're forgetting someone's name. I'm sorry. This is calling them the wrong name. This is more likely to be the scenario where you have met them a few times, and you just call them the wrong, because to say the wrong name would be a confidence, which means you know them. Okay. Actually, this is borderline. This is Dayrooner for me. I think it's a day. Because I have actually done this. I don't know why this happens, because they don't look alike. They don't do the same things. The only thing they have in common really is that they both play Super Smash Brothers melee. We have this thing at basketball where we have called Yhat Eli because of D's, like 10 times. And I have no idea why it happens. You're doing a bit of a personality. And-- Yeah, that one. Kind of gray. And I feel so bad because Yhat's name is Yhat. It should be the most easy thing of all. And this has happened so many times, and I feel so bad every single time it has happened. I think also just like becoming closer friends with that person after that just like gets rid of this. You don't ever think about it again. This isn't something that happens to somebody as close to you, which can also feel kind of shitty. Yeah. I'm going Dayrooner here. I think Dayrooner's fine. Because all day you're like, ugh, but then the next day you're like, whatever, I'm not thinking about that. Next one. Next one. The next one is just true. Okay. Oh. What are you doing in order? I kind of arrange them fun in order. Trish. Trish. Trish. So this is, it's like you're walking usually talking a sidewalk crack. Yes. Oh, snap. It's happened to me yesterday. Oh, no. Actually, you know what? It happened two times in a row within 30 seconds. Where we were walking like on like a fucked up Hollywood street, and it was one of those curbs that like is like, you can't really tell, but it's down to even like this. I just kick it. I just trip forward. I catch myself. I don't fall on the ground or anything. And I'm just like, oh, wow, what the hell? Couple steps later. Again, I do the same thing. I don't feel like it was too awkward, but it's embarrassing for sure. Like it's like, what am I a fucking, I don't kick my feet up enough? My lazy bitch. Yeah. Why are they not tripping? Most of these are embarrassing, right? That's why they exist. awkwardness and embarrassment go hand in hand. And sometimes embarrassment doesn't always lead to the awkward energy. Like no one is just put into an awkward state by the embarrassing act. Sure. But for me, I would place this as no big deal. It's like, that's right. It's not twice. (laughs) I knew that was coming. If you do it two times a row, it's like, can you do it right? Obviously. You know what? It could also be Loki a good thing, depending on how awesome your friend is. It's like, I mean, Loki, a good thing if you like trip, but you like do the thing. You know how like some cool guys, they trip, and they like turn it into push-ups. You ever seen that? That's, yeah. That would be Loki a good thing. That's a salvageable situation. My question is, what if you're speaking, when you trip twice, when you're speaking? I think it's no big deal because you trip twice while you're speaking, and then you make some sort of banger joke, and everything is awesome. Salvageable situation. I think it's very salvageable situation. I think salvageable situations can ultimately end up in NBD. What is the most awkward way you could trip? Let's start there. When you're angrily yelling at somebody. That is really funny. That's what I'm talking about. You always fucking do this. I'm fucking telling you. Listen to what I'm saying. Trip. Like, combined. That's crazy. I actually do think there's a, there's, with growing up, and did you ever have a parent tell you to stop like shuffling your feet or stop dragging your feet? No. I've heard that before, yeah. And I think feeling the most embarrassing I've ever felt about it is being told that, being angry at parent internally, and then immediately doing it, immediately tripping because I continue dragging my feet. Oh, man. Yeah. Mogged. Parent-mogged. But this has to go in NBD because I don't think I've ever spent more than five minutes thinking about it. I'm fine with that. Yeah, I'm also an NBD guy. Feels like an NBD thing. Honestly, it's pretty cool. How about you pull up the next one, somewhat of a nuclear bomb, calling the teacher mom? Oh, yeah. I think this is smooth off. I did this one. I didn't want it done, April. Yeah, I did this. That's the thing. It's, um. You've never called the teacher mom? I've made it through. Dude. I've lived in this boy. Yeah. It's the worst shit in the world. Especially when the teacher's a boy. No, I didn't do that. Dude. It was weird. I'm finding an issue with the structure of the tear list in that I believe it's smooth off. But I also, it does not endlessly haunt me, but it's weird that it's, like, worse, somehow worse. That's what I'm trying to explain through this structure is that some things are smooth off, and they may also endlessly haunt you, but they may also not. I think what I sat on that preschool mat with the trains and the carpet and there's a town and I call it, yeah. Very young. Bro, no. I'm fucking high school. Oh, I did not do this in a dull. It's insane. Are you serious? You did this in a dull? Oh, man. I was in a dull. It was like 14. Tell me yourself. Definitely not. High schoolers are not adults. I don't know why I was saying that, but you did this as like a teenager. Yeah. I was like a teenager. You were in high school. You basically in a dull. You were 14 years old. I was mature enough. You could have been high. I did make a decision for you. I did this in, like, preschool. I know. I'm talking about middle school and up. Well, let me finish my thoughts. So what I'm sitting on that mat and I called the teacher mom, I think if I killed myself, life would have been a good choice. I think that would have probably avoided a lot of maybe personality traits. So for me, I think it's a smooth off situation for you. It's worse. Is there a worse one than smooth off? It's ultra smooth off. No, I think baby smooth off. I think the modest girl at school should get the kill you in front of the school. With the change. Yeah. I think this one is smooth off, especially the older you get. And I'm talking about that worst case situation with the eighth grade and the ninth grade tenth grade. I think if you're a junior in high school and you do this, you're actually developmentally. Do you need to solve something? If I, I mean, you have to take me through this because I've never made this mistake. And I never would. I fucking hate Derek. So how did it make you feel? It was. Okay, here's what happens, right? You need something from the teacher. Maybe you have a question. It's kind of like, they're not a lecturing. It's not a lecturing section. They're just everyone's doing work or something. And you go, mom. Then you would really go, mom, miss, miss Applebees. And honestly, it depends on whether or not the people in your classroom are evil fuckers. or not. Oh no, you're getting bullied. Is this high school? Does it feel similar to saying love you on the phone by accident to somebody you you don't know? I've never done that. You done that? Yeah. I think if you call it teacher mom they should pull your pants down in class, take a picture of your penis with the flash on and put it in the ear book. I think you should suffer the worst punishment. It is worse. If no one objects, it's smooth off. Look, only you have experienced it. Shut the fuck up, Derek. Have you ever done this? You've never done this? I've never done this. I didn't talk to my teachers. I was talking to hot chicks at school. Oh my god. I hate Derek. Derek is always talking about burritos and banging fucking models, dude, and Halo. Talking to the teachers was fucking gay. Guys, it really smooth off. I got to really think about it. I mean, it might be an analyst haunting. No, no, here's what, as the guy who's done this, I don't think about it later and I'm like, oh, that still applies because a lot of things that happen in some like high school settings, you're like, oh, you know, kids are kids, whatever. And it doesn't, it doesn't remain. Although some once again, smooth off can also endlessly haunt you, but there's a severity to it. But it is an instant. I want to die situation. Wow. Okay. Can I make a voucher? Can I actually, can I actually, oh god, I want to change the category? Hear me out. I'll hear me out. What if endless haunting is the worst one? And before that is like long cool down or something? Yeah, that can work because I feel like the different, sometimes being alive and haunted for the rest of your life is worse than being dead. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Death is an escape. If you, it's the gear on the right, zipper. The Lord, you just move it up. Death is an escape from torment. Yep. That none of you should seek to be clear. But is, you know, I'm fine with this change. I think this makes sense. And I don't think it paradoxically doesn't change much of what's going on. Okay. So we're making that we're just making the claim that being haunted by it forever is worse than just blowing your show. I would say it is. I'm fine with that. I like that. I don't like being haunted. All right. Can you guys read them up there? Are you blind? Yeah. Are you how blind guy? I'm going to come take them off. This is what bro did. Bro would just wear the glasses and then just talk about them endlessly. And then he stalked his landlord. So let's go on to thought you were alone singing. Thought you were, okay. So caught singing. Caught singing. Well, if you're Kyle Mooney, this is actually an opportunity for us to be getting the career of a lifetime. It does change your life. It changes your life for the better. But if you're me, this is bad, hot singing. Now, how bad? Because here's the thing in the office, if you're in the office, so anyone in this office who hears me fucking singing, I think it's like, I go, I turn around and I go, ah, okay. A good thing. Dude, the song matters. The song matters. So I did this. And I remember, and it's a bit of a haunter because it was a you two song and I hate you too. And it was my, the guy my mom was seeing at the time. It wasn't even a very important person in my life. But he heard me singing a song that I was really trying to sing it. And I was so embarrassed. I endlessly am haunted by this. But again, because it was one of the shittiest bands of all time. When I was in high school, me and Aaron actually were, we had like an agreement because we were trying to become good singers. But we didn't want anyone to school. We wanted to get better at singing. But we didn't want anyone at school to hear it or like, no. So we would, we would privately send each other like us singing and get like notes. No way. This is so vulnerable. Yeah, it's very vulnerable. And so we, so I had a video, I'm sorry, not a video. Sorry, I had, it was an audio like the iPhone audio app. I had an audio recording of me singing, like trying as hard as I can. What song? Nick. Dude, I don't, I don't know. What song could it have been? It was so long ago. It would be, dude, it would be like the worst. It would be a girl's bad guys? No, no, no, no, no. It would, it would be like a song by like, like, Inkubis or Ann Berlin or like some, one of these bands, something like that, like something like a really lame or like a band that's just two guys, both with acoustic guitars, like something like that. I can't remember what it was though. Maybe I could check my phone. Maybe I have it. Anyway, fast forward. I don't remember. I was dating someone and I was looking for, I was just like casually looking through like my voice memos, not knowing what any of them were. Oh, that one's kind of funny and I play the one of me singing. It gets, dude, it gets like three seconds in. I pause it and I'm like, oh my god. Don't worry about that. I just keep going. What was that? Let me hear it. I didn't let them hear it, but it was, ooh, it was a day runer for sure at the very least. It was so awkward. I think I'm down for day runer because I, this one balances out in a weird way. We're as an adult. I actually don't feel very much embarrassment about it anymore. It just goes into this, oh, that was kind of funny category. But as a child, this was traumatizing. So, I have any poses in the shower? Poses? Yeah, here we go. Should I go pose in the shower? I don't think I've ever done this in my life. You walk around your house like yelling random things. I do that. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you ever act out random things? Not really. Never. I'm a verbal guy. I'm trying to imagine what I would do, like freeze. I'm gonna tell you a detective. I'm gonna tell you a detective and I finally found him. Freeze. No, I don't do that. But as I've explained this to you, it sounds like it'd be really fun. Do you do this? Yeah, I read him. Yeah, I talked to myself. But no. I talked to out little things. Yeah. What do you act out? I don't know. If I'm just having a thought, I might mime it to myself. Do you know what I use it? You know, you know, when old Mario Party Games would wallow with you wins a minigame and he has a whole thing and he goes, yeah, dude, I used to do that. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's only that. Like you just kind of like you have like a thought and you kind of do it. I don't think I'd do any of this. I'm imagining in my head, like someone walking in on me mimeing something to myself. And that is like the ultimate. That is like the ultimate torment. No, I mean the shower doing the animation of Waluigi hitting the block in Mario Party and the air cock flops up and down. Yeah, my little dick. And my mom walks in or something. I don't know. Dude, imagine breaking your neck doing that. Ooh. This is a day, a day runer. I can't find this to be a smooth off. This is just a day runer. No matter what the context really sucks the rest of the day, but tomorrow I'm over. I'm okay with that. Yeah, it's day runer. It's weird. Did you add my one I was thinking about which is all the cool kids come to the library and find you playing you yo with a Naruto headband on? This happened. You did this. Derek, please. No. Derek, tell me that you did because you were after kicking out of the frat, bro. Like that would be split. That was what came with Aiden in there. Can we talk to him right now? They're clearly hypothetical scenarios. You're in a Naruto headband and you're playing you yo. You were in our headband. Take a struggle. Did you wear it to school? Did you bring it to the board for a while? Actually not. Only in this small closed room at the library. Okay, so what didn't happen when all these people didn't find you? What didn't happen? Yeah. Hector walked in. Well, we can imagine his name's Hector. He walked in and he said, "Yugyo!" And he said, "Aiden!" And then he just walked out. Damn. And I was like, "And then try to kill yourself with a big dictionary." The next one is the wave behind. Wave behind. This is when you are someone waves at you and then you wave back and they weren't waving at you. I've said this on the podcast before, but I had to probably be the most brutal version of this situation where the first time I ever met Kaide was at a Twitch con where she waved enthusiastically right at me. And I'm sorry, I waved. Sorry. I waved past her at Zek and I think it was. And I was like, "Hey!" And Zek and then she thought I was waving at her. So she enthusiastically waves back. And for some reason, usually I think I'm quicker than this. For some reason I said, "Oh no, I met him." Instead of just saying, "Nice to meet you." That's fucking normal person. You missed the QT. And it clearly was like, like she was like, "Oh." Like, what a dick thing to say. And I'm like, very reasonable response. I don't know why I just said that. "Oh, you're walking away." Right, sorry. It was incredibly awkward. It's so crazy because this is the reverse of the wave behind. It's so much worse. Yeah. Well, can we imagine that if you're Kaide, is it worse? Um, no, it's worse for me. No, it's definitely worse. It's worse for Nick. I think it's worse if you thought you were being waved at. No. It's worse because like the level one. I think the guilt of me, like, fucking up the interaction after so badly outweighs the awkwardness of her waving nicely. Anything that has true guilt interwoven into the embarrassment is just layers worse. Here's my argument against is that in her position, she can only feel shitty. There is no way she can play this off. She has made a mistake in being mistaken. Nick, if he is a sociopath, he could just not care. He could pretend he didn't see her waving back, right? So there is, there's a reasonable out in which we were doing this tier list and it was the sociopath version. They'd all go in and be dead. Do you understand what I'm saying? It's like she only loses in this situation when Nick can win by pretending he didn't see her in a massive QTE. It's you understand. I think it's because she in her position in the hypothetical scenario because we've all been in her position. She's like kind of the victim here. And Nick is not really the victim. So I would put this in Dayrooner. I think it's a Dayrooner. I think no matter - No matter what, it's a day-runer, but I did like to think about, you know, who had it worse. I still maintain that it's the way V, because it's like, yeah, guess what? No one was talking to you. That's a bad feeling. - Do you agree, Aiden, day-runer? - Day-runer, I'm walking this in. - All right, so Slime, you're gonna have to explain your system to me, 'cause you have P1 written at the end of long slash unfunny video. - So this one, this one I think is important enough to distinguish between P1 and P2 and rank them. - This is the long unfunny video, long slash unfunny and/or, you show your friend, bro, you gotta watch this. You load it up on your phone, you sit next to them. You are saying, bro, come look at this video, and it's just not that funny, and it's taking a long time. - And you find yourself, you're like laughing out loud sections, you want them to laugh at. (screaming) - You're like, you're like, you're like chuckling, and then they don't laugh, and you're kind of like, yeah, like, yep. - Oh, I've had this experience with a movie. It was black dynamite, I was like, my friend Robbie, I was like, bro, let's watch black dynamite, you're gonna love this movie. Just crickets the whole time. And I'm like, I fucking, I'm sorry, I want to go home. I want to go home. - 'Cause it's a movie, it's the longest type of video. - It's the longest video you show so much. - What is the video? - We're halfway through a three minute video you pause and go like, we don't have to watch the whole thing. - Oh my god. (laughing) - It's really, it's, for you, it's painful. It's kind of awkward for the other person, right? But what's the P1 describe if you are we? - P2 is the person that was told to watch the video. - Okay, so P1 is the person watching the video. - Yeah, and I think this is smooth off. - This is smooth off. - It's such a, it's such a clean long burn. - It's, is this endless hot day? - No, because there's a lot of videos in the world. And this mistake gets made on a lot of sides, but this is like this flash in the pan. Like, I think it's sort of the feeling of like, I rope someone into this and they're sitting there and nothing's happening, and there's much more of a clean rope urn and it makes it smooth off. - It's only that. It's like when I'm showing them the video, this video is essentially me. And their lack of enjoyment of it is basically that I'm saying you suck ass and you're not funny. - Yep. - And so I'm like showing them and I'm like, right, by bad. - 'Cause you know what, you could just have sent it to them. You could be like, hey, watch that video sent you. It's funny, but you're making the decision to be like, come here and look over my shoulder at my phone right now. - You're hijacking the moment. - Yeah. - And it better be worth it and when it's not, it's like, well, I'm such a pussy. - And you fail. - Is that, where does that put, do you agree with smooth off it? - Uh, absolutely. - Okay, well then what? - Absolutely. - Where would that place long on funny video from the other person's perspective? I actually think it's a day runner. - This is, this is an easier path to walk. For sure. I think so. I think this, so you have a lot of control in this situation. - You could just fake laugh. - But this is what you, this is the same logic that you just dissuaded me on. - Is P2 not the victim in the situation? - P2 was not the aggressor in the situation. Kite, if Nick never existed, Kite has never in that situation. - Right, right. - That's kind of the point I was trying to make. - Whatever existed, Kite is probably the president. There's probably some butterfly effect that she benefits greatly from. - Change the trajectory. - So, so you're the guy. This someone comes up to you, "Bro, you gotta watch this video." You're like, "Okay, you're watching." And you're watching. And they're kind of looking over at you and you're like, "Oh, this sucks." And you can make a decision. You can start laughing. You know what I do in these situations? 'Cause I've kind of been a little older, been around. I say, "This isn't funny right now. Is there a part that's funny?" - Oh. - But I basically say, "I trust you that this is funny, but this isn't funny right now." - I just, I suffer through. I just watch the video. - Pathetic. - Watch the video. Maybe you get's better. - I wanna take control back. - Tank. - I take the thing. - You think you gotta tank it? - I take it. What do you want me to fucking say? - If it's someone I don't know, that's fucked up. Like, it's someone you meet at a party that like, "Bro, they wanna connect with you?" Bro, check this video out. But I think I'd even go as far as say no big deal. - No, no, no, no, no. It's a day, everyone, for sure. I mean, I look, I experience very, this is a second-hand embarrassment, right? Like, the person who is happening to is receiving second-hand. - But that's what I mean. It doesn't stick with you. But like, it's ultimately fun. - For me, at least second-hand embarrassment leads to an awkwardness that is like really bad. For me, I hate, I hate feeling like I would. - They put the phone away and be like, "Ah, I guess it's another funny." And now I'm like, I'm like, "Oh, no, dude, hilarious video." And I'm like sitting in it. And I'm like, "Yes, this is what I wanna die." But I'm never gonna think about it the next day, as the person had you happen to. - Oh, this would never harm me. - I have too much of an empath. Too big about that. I'm like, "Yeah, they made a faux pas. Who cares? They're awesome." So I'd say day-runner. - I think it is a day-runner. It's something that, let's say you're having a really good time at the party and this happens. You kinda gotta get those, you gotta find those vibes back. - Oh, maybe it is no big deal, Aiden. - Really? I think I'm being persuaded by him not saying anything, actually. I'm just, I'm just moving towards you. - I think it's just no big deal. - I mean, I'm gonna be overruled here, but there's something in me that wants to alleviate them. I wanna like spare them. - You have to control the fix it. - Yeah, I'm like, so I'm just kinda like, you know what, like whatever. - I have all of the control and autonomy to make it better for that. But if you're the person showing the video, - It rests on you. - You're in hell right now. - Yeah, you've caused this. You made your choice. - Sure. I'm okay with nobody deal. I think both, there's arguments for both of these, but I'm willing to lean on the good of mankind to make it better. - I think we're show that the lead is kind of good. - Let's go. You've been baited into balls and shaft. - What is it, dude? - Nothing, bro. - It's definitely something. - You're making the upset noises. - All I had for breakfast was beetles again. - Again? - Yeah, I was just a big handful of beetles. It's all I had for breakfast, I guess. - Why did you eat? - Are you doing this more? - Where did you get beetles? - It was all I had. It was all I had to eat. - Why are you busy? I'm all pissy for the podcast because I just had a handful of beetles and it's all I ate again. - You could try, I mean, you could try a lot of different things. I feel like you might like you. - Why? - You could try it behind you. - Because it's a whole meal. - I said something up for you. - What's this? - That's fuel and it's not exclusively not beetles. - Really? - Yeah. - I mean, I don't like the beetles. It's the, well, I don't like eating them. So this is just food? - Yeah, this is basically an entire meal. - Dude, you could get it ready to drink bottle just like this one. It has a bunch of essential vitamins and nutrients. - And it saves you time. It definitely saves you more time than a bunch of beetles 'cause I don't even know where you source those. - Yeah, I hate it. - I have to dig 'em out of the ground. It sucks. - I'm an unhappy guy. - I gotta be honest, I almost feel bad recommending this to you because there's just, it's such a big leap up from where you're at. You could be doing almost anything else. - Really? - I don't know how much protein beetles provide. I'm sure it's not zero. - I don't need that. - But fuel has 35 grams of protein and 27 essential vitamins and nutrients. - That's way more. - And minerals. It's a lot more than beetles. - I can just eat this in the morning. - This is a complete meal, basically ready to go. - No beetles. Even if you don't drink this, I want to be so clear you shouldn't eat the beetles. - You shouldn't do that. - Whatever you decide, we're gonna support you as our friend but just please don't choose beetles. - But I guess I'm done. - I'm just drinking. - I'm just drinking this. - I actually have been drinking these. And they're great. - Okay. - I feel like you just kind of blindsided us with something else that I'm really ready to do. - Yeah, I'm just going down a lot right now. - Well, here's a limited time offer for you. Get fuel today with an exclusive offer at 15% off with an online code, [email protected]/yard15. And new customers only. Thank you to Heal for partnering and sponsoring our show. And let's just get back to the tier list where no beetles will be mentioned. - No beetles on the set. - We don't know that. - At this moment, we don't know that. We shot the ad before the episode. So we didn't even know that. - I guess we don't know that yet. - You too. - So what's really funny about you too is I didn't read Slimes list at all. I wanted to go into my list like pure. And when I wrote mine, I looked back at his list after and I had also written exactly you too with quotes and an exclamation point. But I wrote the exact same way. We all know you too. - You too. - At the movies, they say enjoy your movie. You too. - Let me come out. Let me come out and say it. I would say, I would say this is our first low-key a good thing. - How? - What the fuck is stupid? - What are you talking about? - Everyone hates you. - Low-key, I really hate you. - Because what does it mean? It means you cared a little about the other person. - No, it doesn't. You weren't listening to what they were saying. - It's funny. - It's a little charming, even. 'Cause it's cute. - No, it means you auto-pilot. - It's like walking, it's like doing the little dance where you walk in from the person. It's like, oh, sorry, I'm on the left side. Oh, sorry, now we're both on the-- - That's on the list, by the way. - But you're wrong, you're wrong. It's basically auto-pilotting your interaction, getting the wrong filed slot machine one. - Nirvana is realizing all of these conversations are on the same auto-pilot-ed plane. - No, they're not. - They are the how we're used and the, what's up with you? - No, attention is a spectrum. And if you have enough to be able to say enjoy your movie and you go, thanks, that means you had just enough allotted to this human being to say the right thing. When you say you too, it means you made a mistake that's embarrassing and you should feel embarrassed. - 'Cause you're so wrong. - Here we go. It's very wrong. - It's very wrong, it's either. - 'Cause when you say you-- - What if it's a woman? - Because when you say you too, when you say, when you drop that little oops, and then you both have that little grin pops up at both of the corner of your mouth. - And you share a magical moment together. - Disgusting. - You share a world in real. 'Cause what happens is you say you too, you're already walking away and you're like, oh my god, that's an interesting point. 'Cause I was gonna add that to me, this cannot exist outside of day ruin or no big deal. Because there is a built-in mechanic, a jiggle mechanic, if you will, that when this happens, you are almost all-- always, harding ways. So it is difficult to remain in the awkwardness that is shared. You are in a private awkwardness that I think is more manageable. Here's my argument for no big deal. - We have a brief moment of view. - You say you smile, you're not smiley. You're beautiful. - You're talking about it. - Eric, you say that. - I remind everyone we all have our one time. - We have one time. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - No one does this to me too. - You don't go back and do this at the movies. It's busy. I'm sorry I didn't realize I was in a court with social troglodytes. (laughs) - Well, here's my argument for no big deal. It's because the person receiving it probably thinks it's funny. - Yeah. - And like, yeah, you're right. You don't, but you don't turn around and then part show up and-- - I mean, not on the Earth and the parallel music shows, you know how it's on this human experience between us? - The other person thinks it's funny. You just kind of suffer it. It's your own little personal hell. But even then-- - What if the person is one of, what if they're clearly hate their job? Like, they say enjoy their, enjoy your movie from the standpoint of like, welcome to fucking buckos. Can I offer you bucky fries? Like, what if they go, they go like, enjoy your movie. You go, you too. And like, you have enthusiasm that's unmatched with their lack of enthusiasm. - That's insane shit. I think if you make that mistake, you're making a bigger mistake than normal. - It's just because no normal person on the other end of the U2 hears it and then immediately goes, wow, they weren't even paying attention to me. - No, but that's the feeling. It can be the feeling. - I think it's only funny. It's only funny that-- - To me, it's a reminder. It's a reminder that we are NPCs sometimes and that's a dark feeling. It's like a, when I say U2, I go, wow, autopilot took control of me and I didn't offer that person my attention and genuine personality. - Enough attention. - I did not find that right. - Like, important enough to be thinking before I spoke and I find that to be a little embarrassing on my part. But like, I should just say, have a great day. Or whatever. - Enjoy the movie. Thank you. - Thank you. - I'm gonna eat all this popcorn before the previews. - Badass like me, I will. - Do that. - I will do it. - I think, I argue for NBD, I think at the worst, it's the person having a bad day that's just BL. Can you do? - NBD and that brings us right into the next category, which is popcorn in your browser history. I'd like to, I'd like to include information here 'cause it kinda depends what the porn is a little bit. Like if you look at it and it's like, you know, at fuckin' xnxx.com and it's like slash like, busty teacher, it's cream-pied by awesome fuckin' janitor. That's like, whatever, but if it's like something crazy, what's crazy? - I don't know. - Is there a spectrum here? What if it's Chinese Guilts? - Then, oh man, that's kind of funny. That's lucky a good thing. - What, what? - That's lucky a good thing. (laughing) If I were to open Aiden's browser history and it was like, all Chinese Guilf porn, yeah, I'd be like, Aiden, you dog. - That's what you're into, huh? - This is like when San Chovies was scrolling a TikTok on his stream and it was just a bunch of foot videos and he's like, he stopped. He's like, what? (laughing) Fucking what? You think I'm embarrassed? This is my fuck you. No, fuck you. This isn't bad for me, fuck you. It's kind of like that, it can be. But I think no matter what, it's embarrassing, right? You open up your browser history or the auto-complete? And I don't even think it- - Like, they're open up your boys' history. It's like, future Rama head tie. - So this happened, this was actually a weird situation that I was at my friend Eric's house and I picked up his iPod touch to like look something up online. He's at his computer and I'm sitting on his bed and I open up the browser and it's automatically porn. Meaning he was using this to jerk himself off, probably in the bed that I was sitting- - And potentially busting on the screen and then checking if he takes a screenshot, does the bust show because we were young and dumb and it doesn't. - And it was funny because I opened it, immediately saw it, closed it right away and I didn't tell him. I didn't want to embarrass him like that. But I did, the years later, get on a podcast and say that this happened. But you know what I mean? I always had it in my pocket like Eric beats off using his phone, which I don't really do back then for his iPod touch. - Well, because for you, you had to turn the dial, the number had to hit up the finger in the hole. - With the same age. - And then you had to rotate the number. How would you jack up with that? - So I think this one is a smooth one. - What do you think about it? - It's screenshot thinking that this screenshot was so funny, so funny. - Well, it's only funny because it. - Where the gizz go. - I definitely gizz on the screen. - Yeah. - You're looking at it like clouds in the sky. - This is borderline. - This is endless haunting. - This could be endless, aren't it? - Really? - Yeah, because it's a stain on your character that populates first of the list to anyone who saw it forever. - In my head, when someone I know sees me, the first thing they will think is Chinese grandma porn, Nick, like soccer, like they will go in that order for the rest of my life. That's how I have to believe that they're gonna think and that will endlessly haunt me. - I think I remember what's crazy is the vividness. And I can remember when this happened the first time the other way around still. I can remember the title of the video that was in the browser. - That you saw on someone else's? - Yes. - Somebody please. - Well, please. It was Brooke Strips in Kitchen. (laughing) - Well, who knows what she was doing. - Maybe she was making New York Strips, 12 ounces. - Maybe it said bacon Strips in Kitchen. - And it was next to the Peeha logo. - Wow. - So skinny, dude. - So I think should it be here? Should our cultural be so sexually ashamed? - I mean, there are certainly, I immediately thought of this. There are circles in which porn and the browser history is like you and your weird goon buddies or high-fiving or some shit. So this is more for normal people, where jerking off and watching porn is something you do alone and you don't really talk about. - Is a healthy amount of shame. - Healthy amount of shame. - I think that even if I'd like to believe I've divested most of the shame that would be associated with this, I really haven't. And I even, even if my girlfriend saw me, like I would still be ashamed. And she's the person who I share like the most intimate things of my life with. - Yeah, I'm good with endless haunting. - Well, the first one, Chris and the category, let's go. - Yep, classic. Classic, and that's why we use Control Shift M. - I don't actually know what this next one is. - The grocery store, I'm wondering what this is. - Please, Aiden, if you could. - The grocery store linger is when you've walked into an aisle and there's a person standing sort of in your way or around you, but you also need to find something in that area or you think you do. And so you don't, you're unable to go straight to the thing and just get it because you need to look and you also feel awkward because maybe you don't go to this grocery store very often or maybe not at all. And then this person is also there. - They're taking their time. - You have to just stand and kind of - You start checking out the Tupperware. - Yes. - These are sizing it up. - And kind of pretend that you're busy with other things in the aisle. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh wow, chili flakes. I'll definitely make something with that. - Yes. - And you sit in this eternal, it feels eternal until the person finally decides to leave the aisle and then you've reset the situation. - Yes. - This is, this is low key a good thing. - Because. - Really? - Yeah. - Because I think one time I was talking to soon say the melee player and he was discussing that every day he wakes up and he makes his bed. And I said, oh, I hate making the bed. It feels pointless. I'm just gonna get back in the damn bed and mess it up again. Why would I make the bed? He's like, well, if the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up is do something you don't want to do, it becomes easier to do things you don't want to do for the rest of the day. And that's an important thing. And I was like, that's the best argument I've heard. I think not getting exactly what you want right when you want it in the grocery store is a practice and mindfulness for you. - It's like what a stress you're making. - I want to get to the paper towels, but the chud man is in front of me and he's looking at cereal for quite a bit of time. And I'm stuck in the little awkward. I'm doing the robot. I'm acting like I'm looking at Tupperware. But you know what? This is good. This is good. It's not awkward. This is good for me. I need to not get what I want all the time immediately. - Tundown. - Dying who tripped twice. This is low key. A good thing. - Slow down. - This is an opportunity. - Yeah. - You're like LinkedIn posting. - Tripping and like trying to believe Jack. - He is, he is LinkedIn posting. - He's LinkedIn posting. - I think the problem with this that here's why I don't think it's good. And because this is often coupled with a very strong fear that by doing the grocery store linger, you are putting an undue pressure on the other person that you don't think they deserve. - Yeah. - You, the linger is an answer to not pressuring them. - Yeah. - You're trying to pretend that you weren't even interested in getting the chili flavor. - Because you don't want them to have to rush because you don't actually know where the thing is. - Here's the interesting aspect to this bitch is, okay, let's say someone has half of an entire poop hanging out the back of their jeans. So like, they've left the bathroom and something is going to be really wrong. But they don't actually know, they don't know this. - Are we in a grocery store still? - Yeah, sure. We're in a grocery store. We're in the aisle that has like pockies and like in like soy sauce and top ramen. - Okay. - It's like the fun aisle that's like, it has a bunch of food like that. And so that's why they have half a log that's coming out the top of the back of their jeans. They come out of the bathroom. - Oh, what? - This is like, I don't know how this has happened. They don't know this has happened. - How is it accurate? - You can smell it. - It looks like a tanooka. - They don't, they don't notice it. And this is awkward, right? Because it's like, this person doesn't realize that they have poop coming out and everyone can see how awkward, but they are not experiencing the awkward at all. They don't know what's happening, right? And there's no, there's no necessary. a moment where they're going to discover this person that you're behind who you're lingering around might not ever really discover that you're even lingering or waiting. This is happening only to you. So you are the one feeling the awkwardness. So I find it hard to say this would be a day ruiner because I feel like it would have to be that the person who is blocking you discovers they've been blocking you that creates an awkwardness for them that ruins their day. But they I feel like in this scenario they kind of don't notice you. I think ultimately this is NBD. Even in the worst case scenario where someone notices you lingering, they go, oh, sorry. And then you get the thing you need. You exchange something. It's NBD. But I think it is such a ubiquitous experience that it's important to file into this tier list and also remind each other sometimes that it's NBD. And you're the tiebreaker. Your tiebreaker. Show me NBD, Zipper. Oh my god. It's NBD, but it's worth talking about. Also, your analogy, I guess it does make sense because the person doesn't want to be in your way and they don't want the poop. I was going to say if they notice you, they'd probably just go, oh, my bad. It's good over. But they don't notice you. So your experience, your little one lingering. Sure. And if when they do notice you, they usually will be like, oh, and it's good. And you go, yeah, sorry. Yeah. Okay. Pretty, pretty common one. Boater in class. Boater in class. Low key a good thing. They're just the fuck I just want to say. I remember because you know, your T is probably doing all right. Like you're getting random boners. Like you're doing a good. I'll say this. I haven't gotten to random boner in a very long time. I think it's, I mean, my 30s. You don't really get those anymore. You should take it like a testosterone test. I'll get him a get him in the mourn. But like the way we are getting him as teenagers, you kidding me? In fucking in health class, just like, oops, it's boner time. I didn't even want that right now. What am I going to do with this? Nothing besides do the walk. It's another tough. It's another private awkwardness. It's only you in this thing. It is. But okay, the thing is about having a boner in class. I remember this so vividly. It was, I was in clouds in seventh grade and it was Mr. Lagrange's health class who ended up throwing a chair at a student. I think he had BPD before we knew what that was. He did not die. He missed James the student, but that's amazing. It was, he's flung it like fucking WWE. Anyway, it's, I'm wearing gym shorts, bro, and the bell rings. It's time to go. The gym short boner. And I got the boner blueprint. And I remember I, I didn't tuck. I just used the book. My big hardcover health book and I just kind of moved around like a weird guy. Luckily, no one was talking to me and didn't have it. There was the conversation with a classmate while you have the boner is insane. You know, like someone's like, Hey, I'm sorry to add, like can I, I bum your notes from yesterday, because I just like wasn't here in a month. And I'm just like rock uptuck. And I'm just like, oh, I'm like so much more gracious. Like, absolutely. Yeah, let me get you my note. Say the bow. If you're uptucked, you're safe. Everything's fine. Yeah, but you still have to be the guy with a boner talking to someone. I think you can, I think you can fade that though. Like as long as it's not known that you have a boner and you've already gotten in the talk situation. But the thing about a tuck, Nick, is that you have to reach and grab your penis and tuck it back up. Yeah, you do. That's the hard part. And doing that on the low is very scary. You're reaching into your pants. Yeah, you are. And you're hoping that no one sees you reach into your pants because then it's like, wait, what do you reach in there for? What do you get? What do you get out of your pants? Someone has got a boner, right? That's a worst case scenario. How do you think this compares to false accusation of gene fault being a boner? That's fine. Yeah, you just you flatten it out and you go no boner. What's up, pussy? I don't even get those. Yeah, you get to you get to go boo. Maybe like snah. Nah, dude. I do like you're wrong. In school being like, I don't even fucking get those. I don't even get boners. I have a I have a weird disease. My boners don't work. I'll die on the low key. A good thing. Hill. Dude, I think it's smooth off. I don't think it's endless haunting unless someone find unless you get pointed and laughed at for having it, then it's it's truly the worst moment of your entire life. But I'm going no big deal because I think if you have technique, you simply are never discovered. Wait, I have to adjust this. I have to adjust this because thinking about the other ones, I think the boner in class is something that people have to notice. I think we have to make it. You have a boner in class. No, this is notice. Notice the boner in class. Yeah, because like, for example, if you fart in class and no one finds out, it's a very different thing than like farting in class and everyone hearing you, right? So it's like, what is the boner in class? Is it private or is it you have the boner and someone sees it and goes, do you have a boner in class? Everyone else hears it and starts laughing or whatever. I mean, it's endless. I think it has to, it's I think it's the worst it could ever be. I think that's what it is. I think it's endless haunting. Like one time I was in school, I had a boner and everyone saw it. I would I will think about the rest of my life. Yeah, I can, I can modify this later to see say boner in class noticed, in parentheses noticed. Uh, caught. Yeah, it is endless. Yes, it's the worst thing you can ever, ever happen. This one's fun. Watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on. I'm like, damn, mom, they're good at it. Damn, is that what it's like? Dude, sometimes movies are just so it also obviously depends on the parent, but even with my like fucking con-hound of a dad, like it's just fucking annoying. You don't want a watch a sex scene with your parents. It's so weird. It's the worst shit in the world, bro. I don't like it. I don't like it. I think it's because you have to sit in what it what you think they feel when they watch a sex scene. Yeah, you have to that imagination creeps on to you and you're like, I don't want that thought. Yeah. I don't want them thinking about me sexually and like what I think about sexually. There's all those moments where especially if you're a younger person, you're like, do I look away? Like should I look away from the awesome breasts that are bouncing up and down in this sex scene of these two characters that are coming to a head like it and it's only made worse when your parents acknowledge it. I would go would imagine. Oh god, they're soap on them. I leave you. But I don't think this is an endless haunting situation. I think it's just one of those growing up things that happens. It's the worst shit in the world as it happens. But then, you know, later on, it's like whatever. That is fun. But it's a smooth off situation. Oh, it's smooth off. For sure. Really? I think it's smooth off because once again, kind of like calling to hit your mom the unfunny video. I've done this before. You're sitting in it. I feel like it just kind of ruined that moment for me. I think by the day, ruin her. I think it's my time check on this is with a lot of these. I think they you evolve as you get older and they're less embarrassing because it's just fucking fine. I think this is one of the only ones on the list that I actually like still have a very distinct discomfort as an adult when it happens. I'm like, I don't want to be here. I don't want to do this. Something that adds to the smooth off category and maybe the ones alongside it in its cohort is the length of time that you have to sit inside of it. If it's just as flash of a titty in Austin Powers and you're like, "How, what can you do?" But if it's a sex scene, where people are having sex and you have to sit there and wait for it to end, I think so, yeah. You know what I'm thinking about? Next time I think about that movie, I'm thinking about that happened. No, I'm just thinking about God. I had to watch that fucking sex scene with my parents. Yeah, it hangs on. That movie has a bit of a stain. I'm being outnumbered. I'd like the record to show, I believe, with the day runer, but I will accept my loss and we can place it into smooth off. That's a smooth off situation. No, next we have bad haircut with two teeth. I misspelled it. What can you do? It's a good thing. And the reason is, dude, I think it's good. One time I had a mustache for a week. And in my head, it was a practice and feeling ugly. That thought it looked like shit with it. And I was like, "You know what? How does it feel to not like how I look for a week?" I guess that my situation that I'm saying in this is, you get a bad haircut and immediately it's a bad haircut. You're still in the chair. Oh, you've received a bad haircut. You've received a bad haircut. You've received a bad haircut and you're with the person who cut, "Wow." Yes. Wow, that is awkward. An awkward situation. That's how you handle it, because you could be like, they're like, "All right, how's it? How do you feel?" Do you like it? You want me to go up on the sides more? No, it's great. If I was dude giving it, it's all good and leaving. And you can tell, you're wearing your heart on your sleeve in that moment. No one's lying well there. No one's going like, "I love him." They're like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good. Maybe you could, um, no, nevermind." Dude, no, I mean. Yes, that is pretty bad. Not counting living with your haircut and how you feel about it, but more this moment. Kind of a definition of a dayroiner. I feel. Yeah. It's kind of, yeah, inherently. Then you also are just like, "Fuck, man, I have hair fucking sucks now." Yeah, you're walking around. How do I fix this? And it's like, your hair was cut, so there are only so many options. And then it's also like, not gonna like, not go back to them. Like, that's awkward. Yeah, you kind of make a little big of a big tip. They're like, "Hey, so do you want to just schedule your next appointment ahead of time?" I have so much coming up. There's a lot going on. I actually thought I'd grow a rat tail, so I'm good, man. Actually, I have your number, though, so. Yeah, this is, yeah. Pretty bad. And it's obviously been a while since I've had one, but the body remembers. The body remembers. Up next is dead family member surprise. This one is, you have this in your list. I also have this in my list. Yeah, your mom has stuck my dick. Yeah, my mom's dick. - Dead. - I have one of these organically happen to me. I was on Xbox Live, I actually, I was on the map Karachi, a search and destroy, and I was playing with friends, but like online friends, people I'd never met in real life. And me and one of them are like playfully, like talking shit to each other, and he's like saying like, oh, you're a fucking year gay or whatever. And I was like, why fuck your mom? And he didn't say, and he didn't say like, like my mom's dead or anything, he just kind of like stops joking around with me. And then his brother, who was also in the game, DMs me, all on Xbox, I have to open the message, yo bro, just so you know, like our mom's dead. And I was like, oh my God. And I'm like just, I didn't say anything, but I was so nice to him the rest of the day. But I felt like I was like crushed. It was horrible. That story I think about every once in a while. - Interesting. - Which for me places it into endless haunting, because it's the best case scenario when you say, I fuck to your mom, is that everyone laughs at that person and you kind of win the battle of wits. The worst case scenario is that their mom is dead. - Yeah. - And that you've unearthed that moment. And you've taken advantage of it to hurt them. - Yep. That is way worse than the upside, and then you're stuck with it. - My version of this is, I think of those sort of before I was, we were at a big party and my friend Tommy, we were doing this bit where we were like red necks that we're just, we did redneck voice all night and it was a high school party. - We were kind of early to this party, and the girls there did not want to hang out with us. It was very awkward, but me and Tommy are just kind of fucking, we're just laughing and having a good time anyway. And trying to make the most of this situation we're not really wanted. Anyway, we started talking about how much we left fucking drunk driving. We both didn't have a car. Like we just fucking love drunk driving, fucking driving fast, we came, mother fucker, and then Haley goes, oh you like drunk driving to Tommy. I was out of this one and goes, yeah, fucking drunk drive all the time. Oh, you like drunk driving? Is that, that's fun? He's like, yeah, fucking funny and it's fun. And she says, my brother died to a drunk driver crashing into him and he's just immediate full. (laughing) He's immediately with his eyes just went, why he's, I'm so sorry. (laughing) And I never forgot this moment. Tommy surely didn't ever forget this moment. And Haley also, I'm sure it was terrible for her, but I know that part of her was kind of happy that she got to do this to punish the guys that were being annoying. (laughing) Dude, one time, one time I was getting my hair cut by this guy and I was trying to like tell him a cool story. I was like, dude, I got this franny drive so crazy. He on the freeway, you know what? Those big like the tall cones that separate the, we have like three ways in my hometown that are like, they have cones that don't let you go into the carpooling at all. If they're just like tall. And he was like, I have a friend who just runs them over and just goes into the carpooling. It's so crazy. And he goes, he gets the first time he was ever serious with me. He goes, someone did that and almost killed my wife. (laughing) And we had just started the haircut. (laughing) And I was like, yeah, he shouldn't have done that. (laughing) And I'm like, so can I just get like, like keep the top catalog? (laughing) - Yeah, so, you know what? You guys have both made a compelling case. I think this is endless, huh? - It's endless, I remember that, dude, the, I remember how many inches away Tommy's knee was from Haley's knee sitting in two chairs next to each other. It's the most vivid memory I have in my life. It's Tommy just going, I'm so sorry. - You weren't the guy who did it. - I wasn't even the guy who did it. - You also have a more recent example of a master baker. - Oh God, so that's kind of the other side of this. I would say that the P2 version of this is Loki a good thing. You have all the cards on the planet. - But also there's P3, which is all the people surrounding you guys that are like listening. I think you can see on everyone's faces, they're like, it's so awkward for them. - Yeah, but that's, sorry. Sorry, you just got to deal with that. - Sorry, the situation we're talking about is. - It's an NVD for them. - You explain that. - But yeah, it's Austin came up to me a master baker and him and Extra Emily had this thing they made. It was an eclair and it was based on this story that they made up and it was called the car crash eclair. And little Johnny, the lore is that little Johnny made this eclair for his mom who got into a car crash and he shoved it through the feeding tube 'cause she was in the hospital from a car crash, shoved it through and healed her. And she sprang back to life. - And you're the judge. - And I'm the judge and Cuties and Rell is the judge who also has a mom that passed away and we're just sitting there. Like we just have fucking an RPG loaded under the table and I said to Austin, I was like, oh, that's terrible. Please, go on. - Yeah, yeah, banging him to save war. - Oh, my God. And so, I mean, obviously depends on how far you are away from whatever traumatic thing happened, but my mom's been dead for half my life now. So when I get some, an opportunity like this, 'cause it used to happen a lot more when you're younger and stuff, but now it's like, I get this, this beautiful choice, this magical Sylvia Plath fig tree of all the things I can say and do. I can make this person feel terrible. I get, they're gonna feel terrible, but I can make it fun. But no matter what, they are going to say sorry to me and that's hilarious. So the P2 side is a good thing. - I think endless haunting is good for this though. - Endless haunting figure. - So it's one of the worst things that you can do, I think. - Yeah. - Thing high to a stranger. - This is saying high to a stranger. - You recognize it someone and then you realize immediately that they're not someone you recognize. - Okay, okay, I can make a compelling case for this. I had, okay, I'm in Long Beach. I have not lived in LA for very long. I'm hanging out with somebody. I'm walking down like the Long Beach pier and I see a man on the opposite side of the pier walking towards me and as I'm getting closer, I'm so sure this is Snoop Dogg. - Because it looks exactly like it. - And you're in Long Beach. - And I'm in Long Beach and I'm in Long Beach. And I am literally, I'm uttering the words as I continue to get closer to this man. And then maybe like five feet away, when I realize this is in Snoop Dogg, what have I done? This is like, and you have this for some attention. And then I, nothing happens and I walk away. But even the memory of that may be happening. (laughing) Locks me to my core. Like the fact that I was so close to doing it and thinking about what would have happened in that social interaction if I had said it. - Dude. - This is to me, this is smooth off. I actually did, I had a less embarrassing version of this with Richard Lewis, 'cause I knew he worked in Atlanta and I saw a guy on a date kind of like a food court style thing. And I literally, I was so confident it was Richard Lewis, I went up to him to introduce myself 'cause it was like working in e-sports at the time. And I knew he was working on E-League who set was in Atlanta and he just wasn't Richard Lewis. And then I had to explain to them who Richard Lewis was. - No, you didn't. - No, they asked. They asked. Dude, getting asked, oh, I'm not who that is. Who did you think I was? - Yeah, which is worse because I have to explain, like I have to contextualize who Richard Lewis is to two normal people. - I, I, I, you guys are gonna be so pissed off at me. I think this is low key a good thing. I'm not kidding. - Dude, what the fuck? - I mean, you said this for almost everything at all. - No, I know. I've been in this situation actually a bunch of times where like I have like thought a stranger was someone and I stopped them or like I, or like I said somebody to someone on accident and public. And every single time it goes the exact same way where I'm like, like, I'm sorry, are you like blah blah blah or is like, were you in something blah blah blah? And they're like, oh no. And it's just an opportunity to like make a, like a joke. And then it always, I like having a positive interaction with a stranger and this one has never been negative for me. - I'll say this. I think part of what makes this particular situation bad is when you full all in, you don't say are you someone. - You've all been hugging from behind? - Yeah, straight up. Like you give them the-- - Well, it is like Donald's coworker. - It doesn't say like, like say how do a stranger racist, you know? (laughing) 'Cause like that would be, that'd be smooth. - That would be cool. - This happened to me a few weeks ago. - It was like, you were sick. - I basically, I'm walking by, I'm walking on the street, I always walk and I thought I walked by someone that works the coffee shop I always go to and I waived and I said, what's up to this complete stranger? Which again, isn't the worst thing in the world, but I fucking, I wanted to die for a second because that guy was like, oh, maybe that guy was just really, I think in general, this is NBD because the person receiving it usually doesn't care. In fact, they get kind of like surprise fun attention unless they're insane. - Well, key a good thing is a hard argument. - Bro. - I'm a, how am I doing that? - I'm like, I miss it the least. - I actually, I hate when this happens. - Wow, it's so unlike him, I feel like. - Yeah, yeah, it's interesting to see you squirm and it's niche. - But none of us have agreed with each other. What do we do? - What do we do? - Well, how about we hold on to it later and we-- - We're at the bottom. - Yeah, we put it at the bottom and then we come around 'cause usually we start to figure out where these tears end up feeling. So yeah, let's put it back in the pile. This is for getting someone's name. We talked about this one. I think this is NBD because you can always save the situation. You can ask like what's their name, much like calling someone the wrong name. I think it really does depend how many times you met them. As soon as it's past the three, if you're on the third time or longer, you've entered a dangerous territory where it moves up this like so easy to clutch though. You can just be like, I'm the worst person on planet earth to can you remind me your name again? I love hearing that. I love hearing that because it's like, oh, he cares enough to feel a little guilty and now he'll really remember. Maybe he doesn't. Maybe I'll maybe have too much baggage with this one. Well, that's the worst version of this, but I think it's not fair to include is when you introduce yourself to someone that you've already met, which potentially should be on the list. That's that I would consider. Yeah. I guess it is pretty bad. Because that one is like that is awkward. I've done that. That's one of the words. I mean, arguably, maybe we even changed that one to say that. There's a lot of name ones. It escalates. It escalates. We still worry about it too much. But the next one, let's go to the next one, which is surprise, not during laugh. This has never happened to me in my life. What? Surprise, not? Like a booger like you like, and it comes out of your nose. No, it never was. I think that's never happened to me in my life. Are you talking about it? I swear. I know. Well, I don't have pride. I've seen this happen. Why don't you tell me why it's a little key? I don't think you've ever seen this happen. I've seen people snort or like I've seen something come out of their nose like they're drinking liquid and it comes out their nose. This happened on the podcast. I got it on the mic and then you told me about it. Ew. Wait. But real. Ew. Wait, were you laughing? Oh. Yes, bitch. I'd bro. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. What I'm saying is this happens. I believe I'm not saying I doesn't happen. It's the thing that happens. And it fucking sucks. But I think it's, the question is, is it a dayrooner or an NBD? I will say if it's during like a date, it's kind of smooth off. Oh yeah, date. Yeah. So it's context dependent but it's going to, it's going to land somewhere around there. I think the worst case scenario would smooth off and it's actually very rare. And I think even in the smooth off scenario there's potential for it to like it kind of to be endearing like that you handle it so well. You have a chance. Ultimately it's like a bodily function that isn't on the tear of poop. So like it's a lesser evil that you can expel. But if I like laugh so hard, snot comes out my nose on a date. It's incredibly embarrassing. It ruins my day for sure. But then like a month later, it's like one of our funny stories. It could be. Yeah, it could be. Unless, unless she thought your micro was a, but if I, if I die a reed, if I die a reed and then my micro came out, both of this happened on a first day, right? My micro comes out and that causes me to get so scared I die a rea, then I don't care how long we stay together. That's never going to be funny with me. I've always been like, that was the worst day of my life. I don't even want to look at you. Wait, how can it not be funny? It's so funny right now. Yeah. I think you're right. Right. I'm on the ground of the restaurant from the day. I'm fucking, there's poop all around me. My micro's out. Yeah, my micro's out. My pants come down. I go, my micro. Oh no. I just start everywhere. You make the sound that guys make and see us go and you Zeus them. I think this is, for me, there's a day runer. It's a day runer? I'm on NPD. I'll let you tie break here. I'm on NPD because I think when it happens, people laugh, but it's like, again, bodily function and sometimes it happens. I'm going to say day runer. I have a personal disgust for myself. If someone's like, if someone's like, oh, you have something in your teeth, that'll literally bother me the rest of the day. Really? Yeah, I'm so embarrassed. They saw that. Okay. So this is worse than that. So it's going to ruin my day at least. Bit of a problem. So you know that 28-year-old guy I adopted? Yeah. Yeah. Brian? I don't know. You could do it that old. He's pretty much self-sufficient, but I did adopt him legally. But he's sleeping on the floor now because I don't really have anywhere for him to sleep. He's also really annoying. It was a big mistake in my life and I don't know what to do. Everyone wants to sleep on the floor like you do by the way. I can't even think when adopting a 28-year-old that maybe he would want a bed. No. He's a product manager. He does his own life. I don't know why I did this. It's so annoying. Why don't you just get him one? Get him what? Well, you can get him a he-look sleep mattress. You can take the sleep quiz and you can get a mattress that's perfectly made for him at 28-years-old. Do you think that would help his situation? Yeah. 100 percent. You can get it shipped for free to your home. They have 20 unique mattresses, various designs with memory foam and cooling features. But it has sleep zones to customize Brian's sleep. Here's the thing. I'm afraid if I do something like this, he'll stop calling me dad. You have to be calling me dad. Why would he call me dad? I don't know. That's why I'm not doing a lot of things. I'm slash the yard for 20% off site wide. - Also stop eating all my shit. - It's up. - You can afford your own shit. - Or in your project manager, you're selling. - I guess you should have a job. - He does have a job. He's got a really simple job. He's a great guy, but he's my son. - He's like, "Sleep.com/soyyo." - Cheerless, go ahead, cheerless. - Okay, stinky but don't know it. You can also find P2, 'cause we'll do that next, but. - By worst nightmare. - Stinky but don't know it. There's a P1 and P2 version of it. P1 is the guy who's stinky and you don't know it. - Oh, yeah, and you are, I guess being told. 'Cause you have to imagine the most realistic scenario here where you're stinky. You don't know it. Somebody comes up to you near the end of the day or maybe when you get home and it's somebody that you're closer with, and they say, "I'm sorry, but you're not bad." - You smell bad. - Dude, getting me that, getting me that. - I'm sorry, but your breath is really bad. - Oh my God, I can't stop it, dude. - You immediately go through the file cabinet of the day's action and how many people smelled me and didn't say anything. - Yeah, you can go back to it. - And I was, I was like, "Hey, breath exhaling contest, three, two, one, and all these memories from like the. " Dude, lick my tongue, what does it feel like? - Yeah, okay, I think though, bear with me here. - Loki, a good thing. - Wow, I love where your head's at, right? - You guys are, wait, explain. - Obviously, obviously Loki a good thing. - Freaks, freaks, freaks. - And I came with you too, 'cause some disgusting, you just explained your word. - Derek, it's simple. If someone is willing to be brave enough to tell you that you stink, you can change it and then that never happens again. If that person doesn't intervene, if you never learn, you might feel embarrassed now, but you fix it. If you never learn, you're always stinky. This is Loki a good thing. - Oh, I see, I have to disagree with this logic, 'cause if you never learn, you never know what happened. You never feel awkward. 'Cause we're in P1. - No, but people are always, I mean, basically it would happen. You would learn as P1 in a much worse way, right? It basically, it's like, you need this problem to be solved. It gets solved, it's Loki a good thing. Even if it's embarrassing at the moment. - I don't think I can come round to that. - Everyone wants to know that they're stinky. - Whenever the moment, yeah, everyone wants to know because the idea of not knowing leaves a bigger trail of people who form an opinion about them for being stinky that they can't control or change or whatever, that is scarier. But I think the moment you find out you're stinky is awkward no matter how you benefit from it. If someone was like, yeah, you smell bad. I'm like, I do. - I think this is, 'cause this scenario is distinctly different than I just played basketball. And someone's like, you smell sweaty. I'd be like, yeah, I'm wearing basketball gloves. - Yeah, this is more of the guy at the office. - The passive stink. - The passive stink. - I would wonder, 'cause what haunt me is that I didn't know I stink. So now no matter what I do, every day I'm gonna think I do even if I can't smell it. I'm gonna be like, do I smell the people right now? - I saw this tweet that was like, if you kind of smell yourself, trust that a lot of people can smell you. - That is true, I definitely believed that. I mean, when I have like a really like, I don't know, I have like all the fucking dumb issues. But like bad breath, I like, I can't even smell it. When someone has bad breath, I can't look at them. I'm like, just go away from me. It's like so bad for me. So when someone has bad breath, I have, it's so hard for me to deal with that I can't even muster the courage to tell them because of like how much I think it would hurt me to hear. - Yeah, same. - So I don't tell them, but then I immediately think, what if I currently have bad breath and they're not telling me because of the same fear? - I'm gonna hurt you right now. I've been in this situation with you. - What? - Would you want me to tell you? - Of course. - Okay, yeah. - And I would be gentle with you. - I drink coffee every day. - I'd be gentle with you. I'd make sure. Today you're good. - Okay. - Okay, so P1, so I guess I'm outnumbered here. I think it's Loki a good thing. - Think about it. - 'Cause the thing is, getting a boner in class, you don't fucking learn a lesson from that. You learn like, I hate getting a boner. But learning that you're stinky leads to a better life and that's why it's Loki a good thing. That doesn't really apply to all these other ones. That's my argument. - Yeah, I think it's-- - Take it or leave it. - I think it's move off. - I've left it. Have you left it? - Have you left it? - It's okay to leave it. I'm saying I'm leaving. - Leave it, then decide on something. Take it or say it. - You're too calm on. - I want Loki a good thing. - No, wait, I'm leaving it. - Me too. - Smooth off. - Oh my God. - Move off. - Fine. - Yeah. - I guess some of us like to know our flaws. And some of us are scared of them. - Great next category. - Thank you for it. - Well, we can go P1. - Oh yeah. - All right, we'll do. - Stink zone, don't know it is the person, they're delivering the news. - Or someone near you is really stinky. - Yes, someone who is really stinky, you may or may not decide to do something about this, but you now are at a crossroads. - Bayrooner. - This is just a dayrooner. It's clear cut. - I hate Bayroon, someone who smells it. - It's not fun. It's not fun, but you got to step up. - But not tomorrow, I'm not going to be like, God, that person who has to smell it. - Yeah, we don't hang on to it. - Well, to be fair, and I agree with you guys, but just an exception maybe that proves a rule that bigger balk, I remember smelling someone's penis so strongly to this day, I still think about it. - Yeah. You'd smell someone's penis from outside of their pants, just nearby them. - It was just-- - I'm at the bigger balk, smelling somebody's shirt. - And you can tell that it's not, it's not like armpit smell, it's penis smell. - No, it's not. - It's penis. (laughing) - It could be your balls. - It could be balls. - I'll give you that. - But it's that area, and it's probably penis, and it was at the pools area, during pools. And I was like, that's crazy. Anyway, next one, Gurd's JD. - Gurd's JD. - I think, I mean, I think-- - I mean, there's definitely just an awkward energy. - I think there's a category where he smoothly fits into based on past categories. - Can I make that, and this is my first low-key, good thing. - Low-key, good thing. - That's my teammate. - I mean, meet the guy for one fucking season. - That's my yesterday rig, he's electric, bro. I love this guy. What can I say? What can I say? - I think he's a nice guy. - I fucking love him. - I think he's a nice guy and stuff, but don't make me use my one time to put him and smooth off, and let's just put him in there normally. - Don't make you, what if I use my one time? What happens then? - Then we RPS or something, which I'm down to do. - I'm gonna let you guys decide this one. I'm undecided, 'cause I wanna say endless haunting, 'cause it's funny. I also wanna say low-key, good thing, 'cause it's funny. - I think smooth off is the funniest one, because he's low-key. - We end up killing him on these tier lists all the time. - Here's why I'll make a genuine case is we both, we all have had a similar disdain for maybe this corporate eSports world, the where my yeasies to work and pretend like I don't work in video games, culture. And I think I put courage there in my mind for a long time, even like way before we even did that first tier list episode. And as I have watched his stuff over the last few years and I've met him a couple times, and then we played in the tournament too, it's all made me, this is just a great, this is just a lovely guy. - Live on the play, glazing. This guy is corporate eSports, even if we like him. - Thank you. - He wants to add on Twitter videos. - Thank you. - I don't tell you. - He has on Twitter videos. - Is he not Loki a good guy? - I wouldn't even know where the setting is. - Could we not enjoy it? - I wouldn't know where to find this. - He shows up with a bunch of bananas to the CS tournament, eats them at the desk. - Push up some camera, I feel you, I see all of it. - And he's electric. - Purpose show. - He's electric. - Marvel, Marvel's, you know what he's saying? - And Marvel's great. - Avengers, Avengers, Avengers symbol. - Avengers, assemble them. - I think I'd like to, oh God, it's funny to put Loki a good thing. I think I'd like to blow my head smooth off. (laughing) - The clota mortal technique. When the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never. 'Cause a dance with the devil might last you forever. - courage JD, dance with the devil. - He does. - You can say, you can say all this shit. Like, oh, he doesn't do this all the time. He could have said no to the PJs. - Call it you the PJ? - We would never do that, bro. - We call it a PJ all the time now, because I runically, and that's the Pepsi difference. This, basically everything Nick said, I agree with. How do you monetize a tweet? Smooth off. (laughing) - That's crazy. - I don't know how. - I'll say that, I don't know, I don't know how to monetize a tweet. - Hey, you're welcome to use your one time. Will you? No. - Let's go. - Interesting. - Next one is Proposal Denied. - This is one of my favorites. - Proposal Denied, so. - As you ask a girl to a dance, and you do it in the elaborate way, where you like, you go to the grocery store and have someone write it on a cookie, and you make a little sign or something. - I mean, can we say, this is endless hot day. This is obviously endless hot day. - Is the endless hot thing or smooth off? - I've never, I've never had this happen. - This has not happened to me, but even the idea of imagining my proposals being rejected is horrifying. - You think they'll still haunt you to this day? If you asked to go to a prom in front of this pool. - I think so, yeah. - I think 100%. - I think lesser things have haunted me. - Yeah, you've gotten denied. - Because it's this combination of vulnerability and effort and grandiose. - And it is so, - You're also like, if you're making the sign, you're pretty sure she's saying yes. - Well, you're not making that sign if you're wondering if it's yes or no. - I don't know, what if you make the sign and you're like, there's no other way, but this Hail Mary. - Oh, like this might as the best chance. - Yeah, like it's a no unless I really nail this shit. - You're asking out like head cheerleader, and you're like at best like chess club, number three or something. - This one is just, yeah. I think it's a good endless haunting. I will say this though, I didn't know when I had my girlfriend in high school, she got really mad at me because I didn't ask her to prom. And I was like, you're my girlfriend. We're going to, I don't need to ask you that. But you're apparently, if anyone's listening in high school, you have to ask. - You have to ask especially because she's your girlfriend. - They don't write this shit down for us. - I don't understand where that was explained to me. - Yep. - Can you do? - I don't know how to open a Roth IRA. I don't know how to fucking cast my girlfriend to prom. - Learn to drop ship. Happy birthday, wrong day. - These are painful for me. I, when I say happy birthday to someone, they're like, oh, it was yesterday, but thanks. I'm like, wow, now every time I say it in the future, you'll remember how I got it wrong. - I don't know. Okay, you, you had this one and I saw it. I just never had this happen. - You've never said it on the wrong day. - I don't think I've ever-- - Have you ever had someone be like, oh, by the way, it was so intense birthday yesterday? - Yeah, I don't care. - You don't care. - I guess here's the thing. I'm not much of a birthday guy as you fuckers know. But-- - We made you a little birthday guy. - You made me a little birthday guy. - And I tried to turn the tables. - You successfully turned the tables. - I successfully turned the tables. - Yeah, I did feel like you took control of when I told that waiter I had leukemia. I definitely did turn the tables. - He did, he did. - He's not kidding. - He took it and took it. - Just a moment with you. - He's not made up. - We took it. - We took it. - We took him out for a birthday. - But that's my own personal bias. I put it in NBD. What can you do? - They ruin her for me. - What can you do? - But you're no big deal. - No big deal. - All right, I lose. - Silent friendlies. This is a great one. - This is one that I thought of. It's basically when you're playing friendlies with someone. And there has not been a single thing discussed. Like there is no, they're not saying stop doing that. They're not saying you're being annoying. You're playing like an asshole. They just haven't said a word. And like 15 friendlies. And you can feel it. You can feel their energy. - It's happened between me and Nick. - You know, that was more distinct. And there were those words. You might think that, oh, me and A, and they're playing a fun gay, his chic, my Falco. And you know what? This session, getting the better of me. Nope. It was not what was happening. It was actually my Falco, his peach. - Oh. - So it was prison rules. - And he was just, he timed me out. - Oh my god. - It didn't go to time. It almost did. And it was a friendly. And I said, you just fundamentally don't understand what friendlies are for. - This must've been a 2018 or something. - Dude, don't you remember we had a whole conversation with you with the car about it? - I think, well, it was, where, who was that work at BTS, right? - Uh, yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. - It was, we were playing in the kitchen. - Is that yes? - Yes, yes. I do remember it was on the, yes. - Whoa. - The small stint where the seven was in the kitchen. - You guys thought the lights argument was annoying? - Whoa, not that it, not that I didn't find it interesting. I had a lot to talk about. We all three did. - Yeah. - But man. - I learned, I mean, I took something away from that day. - Yeah, you fucking better have. - You fucking better have. - Why would you timing me now? - I didn't, I didn't time him out. - It's, of course. - You would have preferred to that. - Single digit seconds. - Huh? - No, no, no, no. - There was under a minute left. - Under a minute, under a minute. - Not single digit, but double digit seconds and no minute. - What did you do? - What do we do? Anyway, this to me is slightly different. That's like more of an overt attempt at torture. - Sure. - This is a, this is a, you're playing with someone they're losing. physically can't handle it, and they're like, they're steaming, but they also can't let it out. Yeah. And you're sitting in it. They're with me. Loki, a good thing. Because either it means one of two things, one, it means that you're clobbering someone and you're making them kind of mad, which is fun. It's fucking fun. If I'm imagining it's at a tournament, or I'm imagining if it's one of my friends. It's all the situations I like this. The real terrorism is when you made it to do this the other way around, even if you're losing the games, which I did do at one point. I think on the other side of this, let's say I'm pissy and I start going silent. I would argue that none of these awkwardness situations apply and it's a good thing that I'm getting clobbered in a way in sort of like a self-improvement sort of way. So I think on both sides of this, this is Loki, a good thing. This is when the rubber meets the road, boys. I like it. It's so interesting. The type of feeling I hate personally, like if I'm playing with someone and I'm bringing them dread by winning, I'm like, I don't want to be here anymore, I just want to get up. Maybe I'm a piece of shit. But I like it. I could find a person that I would enjoy it more. I think if I'm playing Josh Mann in Puff Falco and I'm winning games and he was silently mad, I'd be like, this is fucking awesome. Josh Macklemore, it's awkward. In my opinion, like I would put this no big deal. The only time that I feel worse and I would move it up tears is actually when it's the reverse. Like when I'm, if I've been in a bad mood and I'm losing, but I realize afterwards that by through that, I've made the other person uncomfortable, I actually put that and it's smooth off. But this is the opposite, where's the feeling you feel in that moment, awkwardness? Yeah, our shame, awkwardness embarrassment, but I feel like the more awkward person in this whole thing is like the person who is like receiving the silence, that is the person who feels awkward. Here, like, if I, like, here's an example, I'll just, I'll just say, I think I've talked about this a few times over the course of the show. There's a Dr. Mario player from, I think New England in Polika. And I was really frustrated that I was getting my ass beat on the set up at shine ages ago. And this is like, I think I was just, I was just so frustrated that I was losing so badly. So I just started camping the shit out of it. And these games, these weren't a three-man roto and I'm losing. And every time I play Polika on this set up, the game takes like seven minutes. But I'm down, you know, I'm losing the game. So when the game finally ends, and I felt like years later, I feel like bad and have like shame about that having happened. You know what I mean? But what's beautiful is in that situation, the most awkward person is the third party on the set up who's not playing and is sitting between you guys just like, wow, this is weird. That's actually a couple fighting, which is coming up. But that's kind of what I mean is like, if I'm in the opposite scenario where like I'm the person up and winning and I'm making the other person frustrated and we're not saying anything, I don't really feel like, I just feel a little awkward. I don't feel that shamed or uncomfortable or embarrassed like I would just put into nobody feel. So if you're making them silent and they're pissy and see thing, it's NBD for you. Yeah. Okay. But if I'm the one who's the pro, if I'm this one steaming, I actually feel way worse and I put that in smooth off. Well, I think this is good from the perspective of the person that makes it silent, right? Because all you were doing was playing the game and that person just started being mad or whatever it is. I think NBD is close to the low key, a good thing. I mean, maybe it's a horse race. Maybe it's such a day runer. A day runer? Yes. From the perspective of the guy, I'm playing, I'm just trying to play my game, try to get my cool combos, try to learn something one thing or two, have some fun with you and you're not trying to have fun. You're mad. I'm like, this ruins, I'm like, I don't want to be doing this. I would like to use my one time. Oh, he's using his one time. Wow. And you like to put it where? I would like to put it on low key. A good thing. Yes. After respect the rules of the game, the rules of the game have been decided, the medallion is yours. It's also funny. It's like past slime, melee playing slime, not really a silent friendly, I don't really think the way he would handle it. No. That's right. But I've made people go silent. He'll get loud. Okay. Here's the thing. I'm at in the last few years. I don't think I'd let it be silent anymore in the first place. I think I'd just say something to them. And I'm like, you have an rough time. Oh my God. And I just break the ice, you know, like I would never, I feel like that's the other thing with this is like, I feel like I'm not in a stage of my life where I let it get to this point anymore. I think I, and this is all to say, when I make that other person go silent, I'm having a great time. Even if they're my best friend, because we're playing fucking fighting games, bro. Well, he uses one time, but I, God, I feel so different. I hate the feeling. Which is more than anything. It goes on the record and it'll go in the, the big declaration of independence. Um, next one, homie yells at his mom. This, yeah, this is like your friend's house when you're younger and like his mom comes in and says something and he's like unreasonably mean to his mom in front of you and you're just sitting there. Yeah. This, this didn't happen a lot, but it did happen. This isn't endless haunting for me because like, I could never talk to my mom that way. And when I see someone mean to their mom, I'm like, oh my God, I'll never forget it. It is, it is a very like, I'm not included in this and the, the dynamic is flipped around. By Mrs. Applebee's, thanks for having me over. Because Mrs. Applebee's is really fucking mean to your friend. It's like, uh, parents. Yeah, why your mom's a bitch. That's great. And you do. But. Would she sweet? And they're still like, really mean? I think I'm smooth off on this because I don't, it doesn't stick with you because I'm not, it doesn't, you're not the problem. I think I have this like immediate horrific, like reaction to it because I would never, I would never get away with this. My mom would kill me if I did that. So I can't even believe that I'm like witnessing or here for it. Yeah. Or, or the idea that like your mom thinks the same of me and that I would ever disrespect her in the way that you are disrespecting your mom right now. But I, it's like, I'm not going to lie awake at night about it. I'm with Aiden on this one. I think it, it, it like a lot of the smoothed off ones. It burns. Really? It burns a lot. You're also trapped in a situation. It's longer than it should be. It kind of fits the bill of all these ones. And I don't, I haven't really thought about this until you put it in the list. I'm fine with smooth off. I could use move courage AD up one, just like, uh, the left, yeah, right there. It's put a higher. Yeah. Thank you. Um, no, not too. Not too much on that. I'm good. Um, caught talking shit. Not talking shit. Aiden, this was one of yours. It was a lot of words. And I tried to condense it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then what you meant when you wrote it, um, okay, what I felt my soul in the, in the version of this, I actually wrote is the feeling of getting caught talking shit when you didn't actually is that I actually hate that feeling the most is like when someone is confronts you or says like, like you said this or like I heard you say this, but they've obviously gotten like a telephone diversion of what happened. And I'm like, and then you have to like, awkwardly defend yourself. A little niche. I think, I think the situation should be like because you talked shit about someone. They found out and now you're in the situation where you're being confronted. Maybe I'm okay. Maybe I'm crazy. You are. Maybe I'm fucking, and I'm fucking crazy sometimes because if it's that, then I'd put it in low key. Good thing. Okay. Listen, what you just described in your niche situation where someone is mad at you because something I think you said and you didn't, I would love that situation because I get to be right. I get to be like, I didn't say that. Let's talk about it. And I have this full amazing confidence in like, this is just not the truth. Now it's my job to convince you. That's actually kind of fun. Let me give you a scenario. You're on, you're on, you're on Peter Lemonade's death, okay? And you have a new guest this week. Oh my God. They're making now. Or? It's Jared Fogel. It's close. Jesse Eisenberg. Right. And he's coming on the show. It's five. What's the most recent one? No, let me three. Is it only three? I think they're on four now. Or the next one before I think. And it's like, oh my God. Jesse Eisenberg's coming on. I'm just standing there. Oh my God. It's so awesome. It's celebrity. And he sits down. And the first thing he says is, so Aiden, I actually did see the clip of you saying that my wife looks like my mom. And you guys in the car, you're sitting in a car bed actually. You kept talking about how we look like siblings and we're married. And that's really how I'm a sex pest because of it. I'm a sex pest for my mom. So do you still think that? No, Jesse. Now, what are you feeling right now? I want to put your say in. Because you're saying. I want to put it in. Because you're saying, Loki, a good day. Jesse Eisenberg. Jesse Eisenberg. Because I had that thought the other day. Because he's doing like a weird press junk. Where he's going on some shows that he went on Dr. Mike. Put it in. That's so random. Put it in, Dr. Mike. I was like, maybe he'd come on the yard. And I remembered what we said. And I was like, we could never talk to him ever. He can come on the yard. And then we fucking, we talk about it. This is our actions of humanity, bro. I would say to him straight up, dude, she looks like your mom. Do you ever think that? Endless, honey. Endless, honey. Now, it is Loki a good thing. I've been convinced. I'm endless, honey. Wow. Those are the tides of time. I think you're so old. I think this is, I'm realizing what the gap for me was. Because I generally try. I think about what Ken. Do you remember Ken's advice was like never say or send something. something that if it was just like displayed in public, you couldn't, you wouldn't want that. You wouldn't want that or you couldn't explain it. And I feel like, I'm not saying I live by that principle purely, but I do think about it a lot. And I do let it dictate and guide a lot of actions. But I think I passively, when we talk about Jesse Eisenberg, or somebody who's like untouchable to me on the show. - I'll never meet them. - It's like, we have fun with it. 'Cause they're almost like a character, which is not a good way to look at things. And I think it's like, is what it is. - Typical. - But it is what it is. And as soon as you made me live that, it goes in Emma. - I'm telling you. - You know what's so funny? As soon as you made me live it, I got excited. - I saw that in your eyes. - And as the guy, Aiden, Nick, Ludwig, who always seems to get into these situations and have to deal with them, I guess I've gotten a taste for it. But I guess I've gotten a taste for this shit, boy. - It would be so cruel to say that to him. - It wouldn't, I wouldn't. - It was cool to say it in the first place. - I wouldn't try to make it cruel, but I would make, I don't think ignoring it and feeling so ashamed is a good thing. - Do you think it was cruel to tell the waiter you had leukemia with no, I'm just kidding. I don't have leukemia within-- - We'll talk about it next week. - Within 45 minutes and saying it. - When 25% of the group is here, but in a way, I do think I was justified. - Interesting. - But I'll say this. - And I can't wait to talk about that on the next episode. - What if he had a hard counter with, that's so, I'm so sorry. Like my mom has leukemia and it's really tough. - My mom died, that's fine. - You would counter. - I would, I wouldn't, I would be like-- - I'm saying what if you hit him where it hurts? - If I hit him where it hurts. - And then he said I was just kidding, I don't have that. - I would say I don't have that, but my mom is dead. - I picked a bad, I should've said like cousin or something. - What if they dad? - Yeah, I'm dead too. - Yeah I don't wouldn't say that. - Yeah, I'd say that. - I feel you. - And who cares about their cousin dying? - I just, that's true, that's pretty true. - Okay, listen, listen, on the subject of Jesse Eisenberg and let's say he comes on this show, I think ignoring it and just pretending it never happened is actually more disrespectful than being like, look bro, we were sitting in this car bed and we said something that your wife looks like your mom. Like I would just bring it up and I wouldn't, I wouldn't try to hammer it into his head, but I'd allow him a chance to defend himself and call his assholes. I would do the same thing in a world where I was forced to have Jesse Eisenberg on my show. I actually think I've lost the privilege because of a clip where we laid into him for his wife. I think I lose the privilege. - I kind of need to. - I kind of need to. - Mother of wife. - Well now we're definitely not having a mom. - A car, any car. - Next one, next one, next one. - All right. - Okay, next one, you are the witness to a couple fighting. - Okay, I actually have a question. I have a real life example. - Is this, you're witnessing the couple fighting? - You're within your show. - You're in a group. - Oh, it's not, you're not like within, you're literally in the group of-- - It's at the hangout, okay. - And there's a couple and they're fighting. - 'Cause the example that I could think of is Nick and his girlfriend were probably 15 feet away from what is maybe me and my girlfriend's biggest fight ever. - Really? - And I don't know if you guys heard it? - Because we closed the door. It was when we were living together still. - Oh, so there was a layer of privacy. - Oh yeah, I remember this. - So in that situation, you guys are in your room and that's kind of different, 'cause you are-- - It is awkward though. - It is, but you're implying privacy. - Sure. - I'm thinking of this more as-- - I have a good one. I won't say any names, but-- - You're at a restaurant, everyone's there, and two people who are together start fighting in front of everyone. - Across the table maybe. - And, yeah, awkward. - It's, now is it, what kind of awkward is it, Nick? Is it a day ruiner or is it a smooth off? I think these situations, once again, smooth off being a link, one that you kind of can't get out of and it lasts a little while. - I don't fucking say it. - I actually think it's day ruiner, because it ruins the hangout, but tomorrow I'm not like, oh my god, it's so, I'm just like not, like, they're crazy. That's all I do is I just go, that couple's crazy. I don't bother me for the rest of it for any amount of time after. - Sure, sure. - It's sort of also like maybe intriguing in a way that my homie, Yelene and his mom will never be. (laughing) Like, it's a window into the relationship. - I only feel ashamed about my homie doing that. But with this, it's like, I'm a little intrigued. - If my homie yells at his mom, I'm like, that's my mom. That's how I'm feeling. It's like, how would it feel to do that at horrible? But it was like too, if my homie's fighting with his girlfriend, I'm not relating to that. Like, in public, I'm not like, I'm not putting myself in his shoes, I'm just, I'm outside of it. And I'm like, you guys do your thing. - Yeah. - I don't wanna be a part of it. - That's the feeling. - Yeah. - Hey, whoa, whoa. You want me to, I'll get dinner at the other table. If you want. - So I think it depends on the, yeah, I think you're right. I think even at its worst, it's not smooth off because you can always just kind of get away. In fact, it's probably better to get away because they need time to figure this out. And they need space. I think day-runner is a good, it's where it belongs. - Bad tattoo is the next one. It's basically bad haircut. - It's basically bad haircut, but it's permanent kind of 'cause you could cover it or remove it. I, depends, what, I mean, if the tattoo is like a, a swatzaka, and it's like, I love Kanye West, especially his new stuff, then like, that's awkward. But like, if it's like a bad tattoo. - Well, that means you fit all of that into the swatzaka. - It's like, it's like cursive. And that says, like, Philippians for it. - But if it's like one of my bad tattoos, but I have plenty of it, then it's like-- - It's more like, you got a tattoo. You had an idea of what it was in your head. It is completed on your body. - They do the thing where they covered in soap and they slowly reveal it, like on Instagram. And it just looks like an absolute dumb shit. - Aw, I love it. - I don't have that many tattoos, but this one in particular, and Brandon did this one who did a Nick's Garfield. I don't think it's bad at all. I just am very self-conscious about the lettering. And it's something that's just in my head. And I remember after it happened, I was just, I kept thinking about it. And I was worried, like it kind of sucks. Like, it's not a haircut. And it sucks, really bad. - The awkwardness, I think, is in the room. The moment you realize I might not love this, but you're looking at the person who did it. And they're like, all right, we're done. And I'm like, we're done. Over? (laughing) There was no more iterations. Do I have another session coming up? - Yeah. - And it's also like, if it is sick, you're like, looks sick. Like you say it. - Yeah, yeah. - More so than a haircut, right? - They at the very least are gonna take away that you're not in love with it, which is in your feeling. - And then they start saying stuff like, well, the ink wools, you know? - Yeah, so take your picture in a week when it heals, 'cause it's gonna feel different, what's it for? (laughing) - It's smooth off. I think it's definitely, it's worse than a haircut because it can't change. If it changes, it's a lot of work and it's sucks. - Yeah, for me, it's lower, but I think I'm a niche case where it's like, I just have so many tattoos. I don't care if they're good anymore. - And that's cool. - Give me a bad tattoo. I'm like, fuck it. - You changed my mind once. You told me something I never forgot, which is like, I was like, your first tattoo should be special. And you were actually like, I don't think it should be. I think it should just be what's happening in the moment. And if it's shitty, it's shitty, and if it's cool, it's cool. - Thank you for having sex. - And just yeah, just, it's your first one. It's just like, that's just the first time, and it's kind of whatever it is. - And I liked that outlook a lot more than mine. - It also makes your next one easier to get. - And it also helps you get neck. - Are we allowed to do this? - We allowed to do it. - Can we do this one without Ludwig? - I don't know. I get scared when he's not here. - Yeah, I thought, what am I supposed to do if he's not here to talk about it? It's not like he's coming back. - What do we go ahead and try? I think we could, I think if we, - He literally got ripped in half like those guys on the spaceship when battle beast wanted battle, and ripped that guy in half, and then his bones are everywhere. - That's what happened to Ludwig. - He's not coming back. - The visceral bloody combat. - Yeah, the visceral bloody combat from the show, from Invincible. - But that's in the game, Invincible Versus. - There's a game? - That's the game. - Invincible Versus. - Invincible Versus is a brutal, tournament quality superhero, 3v3 tag, I'm getting scared. - I'm thinking about it. - Don't be scared. - But it usually gets us through this part. - I know, it's fine. - 3v3 tag fighting game that let's players become a superhero in the bloodiest fight in the universe. - Okay, it's actually cool 'cause you can be Cecil, and Cecil is a guy that's just from the government, and he's an old guy who's just from the government, but he fights like with all the weapons. It's actually very interesting, and Battle Beasts isn't it, which I didn't know until a little bit ago. Battle Beasts is very cool. He's a beast who needs battle. - Wait, there's 18 playable guys in it. - Yeah, I'm really only talking about Battle Beasts and Cecil is not here. - You keep talking about one guy. There's 18 of them. - Yeah, there's like Army Man and like a couple of Viltra Mites and all kinds of shit, but Battle Beasts and Cecil are in it. - You can get the standard edition of Invincible Versus for $49.99 with pre-order bonus color variant costumes. - A lot of it was here. - Also Seth Rogan voices one of the guys in the show. That one past while players who pre-ordered the Alexa Edition. Otherwise, players will be able to purchase it separately for $9.99. I mean, it's, how do we, how do we, does this all this? - And he laughs like this. - I hope there's not 18 characters forever though. - There won't be, there'll be more. They're gonna keep releasing characters. But once again, I'd like us all focus mostly on Battle Beasts. - I guess that's good. Well, thanks for watching the art and Invincible Versus is out now on Playstation Xbox and PC. So go enjoy and enjoy your life while you're at it as well. - He needs battle. - This is goodbye into the same direction walk. (laughing) - Classic. - This might have been the first awkward moment. (laughing) - Well, Geminiah, I'll be going to my village. I'll wherever you live. Sounds awesome. (laughing) - I'll see you later. - And we're going the same direction. - Oh, you live by the river. - Oh, and then one person starts to speed up. Oh, dude, that's the worst. - How's your sister, wife? It's, it's tough 'cause it's like, it's not that big of a deal. - It's no big deal. - But you're, but you're, but you're caught in this strong feeling in the moment. - Maybe, yeah, it's really strong in the moment. I almost wanna say day ruiner, because it's like this awkward, you have to live in it for so long. And, but it's also very comfortable. - And then you have to say goodbye again, which feels like such cock behavior. I think it's no big deal. Even though it lasts like five minutes. What then is your, it's not even five minutes. It's less than a minute, because you're going to be like your car or something. - Yeah, in my head, I was walking to a parking garage, which like maybe is a lot more. - That's, that's, that's move off. - When you have to fill the conversation for that second minute long walk. - Okay, let me ask you something then, if you think it's NBD, how do you handle it? - Okay, so. - Okay, we'll see you later. - Hey, bring it in, you know. - Hey, bro. - Great hang, great hang. All right, I'll see you later. I'm like, all right, bye. They walk to the crosswalk. I'm like, hmm, going to the crosswalk too. And so I kind of follow, I'm gonna actually make it worse. They get to the crosswalk. I like go on my phone for a little bit, and then I'm like, oh, I'm that way too. And then I meet them at the crosswalk like 10 seconds later. I go, I go, time also this way. Just like a joke, you know, some sort of like funny, and they're like, oh, okay. And I'm like, what do you do today? You know, something to break the ice. - You try to-- - I try to make fun of the fact that we're in the walk the same direction moment. We're sharing that, and I try to make the most of it. But to me, it's like, it's so easy to manage and turn into something kind of funny. - Maybe, okay. - I think the maturity maybe is knowing that this can happen and beating it out, like just saying like, which way you got? - And then you don't even have to interact with this situation going on. This is a strategy, you say, which way are you going? And they say, oh, I'm going that way too. You continue talking. - And then you continue talking. - I have to believe we already failed that part, right? 'Cause we're in an awkward moment here, so we failed that. We started walking and happened to be the same direction. I might say, I thought you might get scared, so I figured I'd walk you. - That's good. - Figure I walk you your car. - That's good. - I think I've been convinced-- - I've been convinced. I think this NBD with proper care and love in this situation. - Sex overheard. - Sex overheard. - This is, I think we should, a lot of P1, P2, not testing this, I think we should say, you are in a small group of people at your home hanging out and your roommate is having sex and everyone can hear it. This is not you having sex and other people can hear it. - The only time this has ever happened, it was more funny than anything. It was, we were all at Braxton's house. - Dude. - That's a name for you. - I will never lose. (laughing) - And it was so funny, 'cause this guy Justin and this girl were there, and they've been wanting to hook up, and it was just like kind of an excuse. It's all just hanging out. We were playing the UFC video game. - Was that slam, was that the game? - And Justin, he just has a beard his hand and Callie's right next to him, and he's like, "Oh, I'm tired, you want to go to bed?" And she's like, "Yep." And they went like three doors down and started banging. - Awesome. - And we're all just playing UFC listening to them bang, and it was kind of hilarious. It was funny. But that's, I think that's an anomaly of a situation. It's more of sex overheard when you kind of didn't expect to hear it. - I actually want to split this one in my head. We don't have to on the chart into hearing like your roommate or somebody you know have sex versus your parents. - Oh my God. - Well, sure. - That's a separate category. - That's a very traumatic. - Well, the parents are like your roommates. - If I ever heard that, endless haunting. - You guys are walking on your parents? - No. - No, I never walked in. - Oh, I definitely heard it. - My parents were kind of divorced off of it. - You walked in? - Yes. - Easy endless haunting. - Dude, it was the worst in the world, dude. - Shut the fuck up. - I know, I'm not telling you, please tell me. - No, I'm not telling you. - It was good data. - It's not good data. - But just, I wanna know how fucking older people do it. Like, do they just miss you? - What's the mean older? - She was younger than me than I am now. - Holy shit. - Yeah, I'm old. - That's great. - Fuck you. - Fuck you, fuck you. - Okay, how will I say a collection? You say if it was one of them, I sure know. - No, boy, don't wanna do this. - Miss you. - Shut up. Stop it. See? But that's how you know if it's the parents, it's endless haunting. - Yes, parents are the fucking worst. - Yes. - But that's like shots? - I'm trying to read them with a mentalist. He covered his eyes and that's a tell, right? - I'm red-john and I can kill you. - I can't lie. - I actually think, it's in a roommate context. I actually think this is no big deal. Like, it's just, it's just fucking sweet. - It's just fucking sweet. - Yeah, we all just fuck each other and just suck it, come out. The pain stays all the time. - I'm cool with no big deal as well. - Yes, I just, I heard it. - I heard you go from Squirtle, I liked it. - That's how you are. - But if that's how you are. - If it's parents, it's endless haunting. - Yeah, thanks over her, no big deal. I'll find with it, I think it's fine. - Okay, the next one is new discord discovered. Let me explain. This is when you make a new discord to avoid one single person and then they find out it exists. - That's that feeling we're looking for right there. That suck through your teeth. - But, and I would say I know this feeling so well that I solved it forever. - You know what I found? You know what I realized is when we all played CSGO on my birthday or CS on my birthday, Ludwig wasn't in the Amon gaming center. - Yeah. - To this day, he's not been in the Amon gaming center. - It surprised me. But now he is. - Wow. - Well, we are not in the world where we have fixed the problem. We are in the world where the problem has just happened. - By the way, for anyone who doesn't know, Amon foresaw all of this like a prophet and he created the Amon gaming center, which is a discord with no text chat functionality at all. And it's just a bunch of peoples with torches that says no chat. And Aiden is the one admin and it's only voice channels. - And it's voice channels that have different call caps on the number of people. - He basically re-created mumble. - Yeah. - And I will say it has withstood empires. (laughing) - Yeah. - It still holds up. But the feeling of new, this is, this is pretty bad. (laughing) - This is pretty bad. - This is pretty bad. - This is the thing I think, really. - This might even go, this might even be Amazon. - Amazon, I'm down for sure. - And you know who was a big perpetrator of this? AZ. They in fact had so many layers of sneak dish chats they called them. This is the culture that Nick Yingling came from. That's why it's such a fucking terrorist. - And honestly, it's like, I try, my idea I had, when I realized that this was a thing way back when was to create the server called the yard, which is where it is a holy server where we try to be as strict as possible. It's like, everyone has to be verified homey at some level. And it's like, if they're not verified homey at some level, it's like, and like, there's a threshold for that. It's like, yeah, I'm gonna add this guy to not let people know I'm here, but I know I'm known in some high school. - Dude, I had to fight for, I had to fight for J-Zoo in like, 2018, he told me no. J-Zoo came in two years later. - Oh. - Yeah. - Didn't know him very well. (laughing) And I was like, I promise he's cool. And Nick was like, it was funny because I had no context to what the server was, but you added me to it after, like, shortly after I moved it. And you were around for a while. - You were like, this is your invite. (laughing) And I was so confused. I was like, oh, it's nice. - This is the fourth yard podcast. Before even the idea of the yard podcast, this was just when the yard was the idea of the yard where we hang out. And I-- - A year old server, man. - Yeah, it was my first, it was my first year as I ever joined. And I was like, look, if we run this ship, this Navy ship, like this, it'll last test time. And honestly, while I learned, you can't really win. - No. - Because you're always gonna have fallouts with friends. You're always gonna have-- - Yes, it just happens. - I can't do that. - I had an idea recently that I would put a post in that server that says, at everyone. And then also at here. And it would say, if you read this, you have to reply with an emoji. If you do not do so in the next 31 days, you will be removed from this server as a cleaning out of inactives. - Interesting. - I thought this idea recently. I think everyone would-- - Kind of revamped the editing. - Maybe everyone would do it. - Because maybe someone's like, I haven't used it in a while, maybe I'll come back. - Sure. - You know what I mean? - I silently remove people sometimes. - I will say, this is, the new Discord discovered is a terrible thing, but if you're really, if you're really, it shouldn't be a thing. You shouldn't be, you should develop systems to where this doesn't work or don't hang out with people you don't like. - Yeah, I mean, I really, you should just like, when the homey gets weird, you should have a talk with them. - For our advice show, it's probably one of the most common questions. - It's so weird because this guy's a dick and he's in our Discord. - And just make the end game. - But sometimes, sometimes it is unavoidable. Like sometimes it's like the homey's girlfriend. - Yeah. - Every time you do. - And whatever they do in the call, it's like the vibes terrible. And it's like, you can't sell the homey's girlfriend to champion, just call it your girlfriend. - Yeah. - Yeah, a lot of homey's really cool. - Fuck, bro, it's so, it's hey, hey. - So you make a new Discord that doesn't have the homey at it and you make an excuse that's like, we play a different game in this one. - And then he finds out. - And he finds out. - It's not good. It's honestly haunted. - And that brings us into another category that's called card-declined. - Card-declined. - I don't know. - This is hey, hey, first date. Hey, let me pay. - Oh. - Then we have, thank you so much. Card comes back. I'm sorry, sir. I don't know. I ran it twice. And I'm like, did you try swiping and not inserting? 'Cause somehow, yeah, I did both. - Maybe, okay. - Oh, okay. I'm really, this is so, I'm so, I don't have another card. Could you, all of them owe you? - Maybe, will it hear me out? - Oh my God, no, you're gonna say. - I just think it's no big deal, man. - It's no big deal. - It's just no big deal. deal because not in Sweden, not one time, this is the reason I've thought about this. Not one time have I been on the other side of the interaction where the other person's card is declining. And I've thought it was embarrassing because I feel like the implication is that the person is ashamed that they don't have enough money for the transaction. That's what the embarrassment is like implied upon or maybe just the inconvenience of it being declined at all. But I've never felt like this is a big deal from the other side. And because of that, I don't think I've ever felt bad when this happens to me. It's just like cards are just finicky and dumb sometimes and they decline. When you have to pull out your damn iPhone, open the app for your bank and transfer like $60 into your checking account. Yeah. I also disagree. I don't think cards are finicky sometimes. I think that we've developed technology to where it, when it declines, it means it's you're, unless you're buying like a jacket in France, your credit card works. Yeah. Unless you just don't have any funds in the checking account. Definitely. There's a guy. Yeah. All these things are finicky. He's like, no, he actually have the new machine. It's really good. There's still randomly. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We actually have the machine. It's square and it says this shit doesn't ever fuck up. LL. This is smooth off. No. Do you smooth off? It sucks. It's embarrassing. Because you're like, oh, I'm broke. No. I don't know value for you. I'm broke. Also, I volunteered this because when the card declines, it means you're paying for someone else's shit or you're paying separately for something and you have to ask them, hey, can you get mine too? How is there some doubts? Call me up if you think it's finicky sometimes. Dude, I actually have an endless haunting one of these where in my current relationship, but like in like the very beginning, we went on a trip and when we got there, we decided that we would rent a car and I didn't have enough money to rent the car. In my checking account, so I went to use my card and it declined and I was so embarrassed that she had to pay for the car and I think about that all the time. I was like, oh my God, I'm such a chud. Yeah. I actually got my bread right after that because I was like, I can't have that happen again. And she was even like, I remember, she was even like worried I was bad with money. She told me that. Oh my God, bro. She was like, why don't you have enough money to rent a car or a trip? I think, I think I'll change this later on to a car declined on date because I do agree with it. It's just whatever it's declined. Oh, can you do? I think smooth off. Yes. I am. Thank you. You can't, they're not finicky. They work. They fart in public, but it's smelly and quiet, so it's a silent but deadly. I don't know why this was even submitted. In fact, it's high key a good thing. Fuck the public. Fuck cops, dude. You're on an airplane. But airplane. And you are the aisle seat. And next to you is the window seat and the middle seat. And you let out like an eggie. It's always eggie on the plane. You let out like an eggie fart, okay? And you go, okay, this is okay because like there's a person as another person, right? So like the third person will expect it's the middle person. The middle person could have reasonable doubt that it would be. But then the moment you do it, like the middle guy gets up at least. And the smell, the eggie smell, it takes a while to permeate your genes and like get. Because firstly, like the way I imagine it, no, don't, don't hide. Okay, you know what? The way I imagine it. The way I imagine it is that the smell comes up your t-shirt. Like the scarab and the mummy. First, it first hits your nostrils and then it goes into the room. This process can take up to a minute. And so when the person stands up and leaves, now you're like, oh my God, I've already done it. But this person is going to know it's me and we're not going to have a conversation about it. So you just sit in the awkward filth. Dude, this is the worst part is when that part of when it hits your nose. And you know that the heavy egg that you've dropped into the air is making its way to the other people. It hasn't hit them yet. Yeah. But you know how bad it is. You know how bad it is. And I have a very specific part. Dude, I was at the fucking event for the season one premiere of the arcane finale. And Riot had like built out this like incredible live world that were like represented the game. And I was with, I will believe there is, I was with and I was standing there and I was like, I really have to fart right now and I let one out. And it was horrible to look at it and then with the baddest and the new X. And I did the thing where the only thing I could think I could do, which is I shifted like, I started walking in a direction to try and get the move, group to move so that they wouldn't get hit. But then like 10 seconds later as, oh my God, what does that smell? And, but I was never accused. Well, because you keep a low profile. You start doing things like you fart and you start doing things like starting a conversation because like what talking person would fart? What talking brain? Surely if they did that they would be grunting or something. So I would just like sit up. I would just start a conversation and then once they smell it, I'm like, oh what would you smell something? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's disgusting. You know what? Disgusting thing. If we assume the fart is the worst it can be, this is smooth off. Okay. At least. Will you allow me space to speak? Here is what I have to say. I don't think it's Loki a good thing. I am a human being. I also feel shame if I do something like this to strangers on a plane. However, I think it's NBD and like the guy who goes, try it. Try it. I'm supposed to believe. I'm supposed to like trust him. You know what I'm saying? I go, try it. You wake them up. So. No. Three hours left in the flight. Just try it. I wake them up excited. Try it. Try it. Try it. Suffer. Suffer has been served early. Try it. Try it. You're suffering. Try your supper. Put your tray table down. Please try. Try me. Okay. Okay. Are we all agree on that one? Okay. Listen. I will say it was smooth off. I will say it. I am a human being and if I'm in a window seat and there's strangers here, I try really hard not to fucking do this, but it mostly comes out of, if I do far, it will probably be loud. And then I'm immediately, solid snake enemies, metal gear, and then all look at me and I'm like, yeah, I don't know what to fuck to do. You just caught. But when I'm in this situation, it's because I could no longer hold it, something has gone wrong with my tummy and I have to let out, I have to like literally like, you know how it goes. You're trying to make it silent. Yeah. Fuck. It's weird that a guy, it's weird that a guy who can control the smell, or whatever being in this situation. It doesn't work in the sky. Oh my God. It does it. This is true. Why wouldn't it work in the sky? Think about it for two seconds. I'm a land-based mammal. Anyway. You're in the sky and you're trying to make it and you let it go. And what I feel is it's kind of like how when Oppenheimer finished the project, you just feel like this great shame. Like I've changed the world and it's out of my hands forever and you wait for it. And then the guy next to you is like, you've done the opposite of air conditioning. You've done air punishing. Because the guy, the person next to you is usually like, like they don't start like throwing up or something. The classic when like someone does this to you and they're talking to you and you kind of go, oh, wow. Yes, bro. Yes, bro. Like you're thinking, but you're really just trying to get, like, oxygen doesn't smell like their asshole. Like, yeah, dude, do 100%. But I will say this, I don't feel, I don't feel any sort of like of this, the socially awkward like pain. I just feel sad. I just feel sad that it had to come to this. It's like I'm looking at a graveyard and I'm like so many have fallen. Anyway, finish it. Finish me off. Move off. Finish me off. All right. We're putting that in the smooth off category. Fucked up the handshake. I would even extend this to be fucking up a death. Well, well, if you know there's another one, so there's two different ones. Wow. This was this was Aiden's idea and you thought they were distinct enough to have separate ones. How do you fuck up a handshake? It's let's hear it. Well, sometimes, you know, the fucking up a handshake, more basic, right? But you sometimes you land in the pocket wrong and then or the other person chooses to grip in a weird way. You give them the grip. And you aren't really sure, like who's fault it is almost. But we both know it was a terrible handshake and it was, it was uncomfortable. It's a little awkward and then we just have to like move on and kind of pretend like it didn't happen, especially if you're like meeting multiple people at once. This is for me. This is in between Dayrooner and Novikdeal. Me too. But I'm not sure where it lands particularly because usually when you're doing something like this, it's like you're already talking. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of conversation. It gets moved past. Actually, that's why I think it should end up in Novikdeal because usually in a handshake situation, you're more interested in speaking quickly right away. You mow over this. You pay over it. It also can be fixed. Like if you go like this, you can kind of like go, oh, yeah, you can adjust. It's adjustable. The gap is not adjustable. No. We'll get there. Yes. I think that's the distinction. That's the train wreck. So I would go in Novikdeal. I think it's Novikdeal. No big deal. So then let's go. Now I'll do the fucked up the gap. Fucked up the gap. This is a, this is maybe smooth off. No. So the difference here is that the gap is an event. It's something that, it's something that you do. I don't want to, I don't want to make it about this, but can I ask the poo am I dapping with? Is it a white man? Is it a black man? - It matters a lot. - 'Cause it matters quite a lot. - Wait, is that what? - It's one beautiful black man. And he goes, what's up and I go, what's up? And we go for the dab and I'm like, oh, oh, sorry, are you doing the hug? - I straight up want to kill myself. - I will never ever, ever, ever forget it, ever, ever. - I will ever, Aiden. - I talked about it on this show. I fucked up the dab with my black borrower. So bad that I still think about it now. Like I live, I live with that event in my head for rest. - I'm not kidding, we need to, we need, we need fucked up the dab and then in parentheses, white slash black and then we need, fucked up the dab, white slash white. Which to me is far lower. To me, to me, you fuck up the dab with the white homie and you're like, you're like, oh my God, we're so silly. (laughing) You want to try again? - Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. - We're so goofy. - Surely we both need the practice. - Oh, let's go again. (laughing) - I filled it with my barber and I was like, I'm not worth anything. - What is it? - What is it? - What is it? - What is it? - Hooked up the DAP white. White is low-key a good thing. 'Cause we get to grind it. - 'Cause you just grind it. - You just grind it. - Yes, you do grind it. - I like that. - And you fucked up the DAP white black is endless haunting of S plus tier. - Well, add that after zipper making note. We're gonna break those out in the different tiers. But endless haunting for the one that is, yeah. - Yeah, that's unanimous. - And up next, we got a really strong category. Elbow touches boob. So this would be funny to fill out this entire chart with just racial variations of the DAP. Like, it's just 20 things. - Silent fart, white black. - It's not like the DAP. - It's not like the DAP, it's not like the DAP, it's Chinese. (laughing) - Okay, Elbow touches boob. I saw this on Nick's list and I was like, how did I forget? - How could we possibly forget? - This dude, Elbow touches boob is such a false flag. - What? - He's gonna do the thing again. - Oh my God, it's such a fucking bush did 9/11 of embarrassing moments. Because in school, what I remember, I think if it happens as an adult, if we're two normal people and I'm like moving in space and that accidentally happens, I'm just like, oh, I'm so sorry. And the other person's like, it's all good. But do you remember if this something even remotely like this happened in school, and then the girl would be like, oh my God, you touched my boob. - Yeah, I've been there. - And then this has never happened to me. It's just a loud, it's just a loud, you're immediately called out, you're labeled for it, it's horrifying. And it's like, if we're just two normal, like if this just happens in adulthood, then it's not a big deal. - I disagree. I think maybe there's still that juvenile kid in me who if an Elbow touches boob, I still get a little scared. - I literally, I go, I go, I go. - Yeah, I'm like, oh, my bad, sorry. - And I think that that event is worth examining. - I just say, oh, sorry, ma'am. - Yo, I'm a fucking sorry. - Oh, sorry. - Have a little bad about it. - I don't mean to touch your breast, ma'am. (laughing) - So I think that it's tough, 'cause it feels like a dayrooner, depending on the context. - I also believe dayrooner, for some reason. - I think it's a dayrooner, bro. - In Canada, you just say you move off. - To move off or endless haunting would be like, you go to give her a high five and you move past it and put your hand on her boot. - Jesus Christ. - And then you recoil back, like you touch something. - You touch something sticky. You're like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. - She's just crying. - That would be so sorry. - But Elbow is just like, you rebound off the bra, you feel really kind of, oh my God, I'm so sorry. - You know what, it's feeling, I was too close. - Yeah. - I was too close to this person. - Physically, I fucked up, you feel all this like, just a rush of shame. - And can you put it towards the top? It's kind of funny, that's towards the top. Look at you, we're up there, it's funny. Yeah, great. And yeah, do you want anything to add anything? - No. - Toilet clog. - Toilet clog. - I want to bring up a specific example that's happened to me. This is like, you're sharing a hotel room with someone and you go take a shit and you clog the toilet and there's not a plunder. But you must make it known to the other person that you've clogged the toilet because you have to prevent them from going in for a while. You have to say, look, I clogged the toilet. I'm going to handle it, but I've clogged the toilet. - Okay, look, I think, it's actually not worth making a distinction because I think clogging a toilet and also having to use the plunger and people kind of hearing that happen. - They'll get there too. - It's equally-- - I'm saying, you're gonna come with a plunder, but what I'm trying to avoid is you clogging a toilet using the plunger and getting away with it. - Well, what I'm saying is, even if that's my situation, is you unclog it with the plunger. (laughing) - People hear it. - Like, unless the bathroom's somewhere else and you do get away with it, it's a clean, it's a clean getaway. - I'll happily include you clog the toilet and then everyone in the house hears the plunger and then you just walk out without mentioning. And you're like, you walk out and just like, and then you just like, wash your hands like 20 minutes into this process, then the sink goes 20 minutes in. Or even the sink running and then you hear the plunging and it's like, they're not in both places. - Here's the thing, even if you were in there and you didn't clog it, you were shitting for 20 minutes. Something went wrong and people were going to notice that and it's up to them to say, well, you were in there for a while. - I ever tell you guys about Atria Kosa pool party every year where he rents out like the backyard if basically a big mansion that like rents out their pool. And one, he's been doing this for years now. One, three years ago, blur clogs the back house toilet. And the next year, the next year we came back, there is a sign in that room that says no poops in that bathroom will clog toilet. And then we keep going back to the same place with this sign. - It's a picture of blur and he's behind bars. - He's frowning. - You would have no shame. He would just be like, come on. (laughing) - You are now watching a high wind rate shitter. (laughing) - It sucks. It's, this is really, really embarrassing. This is smooth off. - Okay, I will say this and smooth off. - This is again, obviously it's like normal situations where you're likely to bury bars. But if this happened in like, honestly of anyone in this office or any of you guys or our girlfriends or something, I'm coming in there like a fucking, like Mario and I'm making a joke about it. I'm, it's hilarious that I did this. - Yeah. - 'Cause you clogged it as we were saying. - Yeah, and I think there's some consideration for that. - You're kind of, incorrect me if you think I'm wrong and you're kind of the poop guy of the group. - Yeah. - You understand what I mean? - What? - You're kind of the, he's kind of poop guy. - And it's, and it's actually kind of crazy 'cause in our group, I think there's be, like in, if we took any of us individually to another group, a politic here, because I think any, any human being that I've kind of like collectively named, if they did this, it is a celebration across the board. It's fun. - Yeah, but that's why you're the poop guy. - That's why you're the poop guy. - No, no, it's a celebration with everybody. Like, if Aiden comes and he clogs a toilet, and he comes and goes, "Oh, a toilet, it is a fucking face." The fact that you think this makes you the poop guy. - It might not, so you're saying this is incorrect. - I'm saying you like, you like the fact that poop caused a problem. It's happy for you. - But I'm saying that he handles this with the same amount of whimsy that I would. - Oh, you're saying what he would do. - Yeah. - Would you do that? Or would you be embarrassed? - I clogged a toilet. - Oh, in this group of people, I would do that. I would do that, and he would do it too. - But I would be embarrassed as hell. - It's funny. - You would. - Yes, of course. - If you heard the slurping of a plunger in the Airbnb hotel room on a trip, and I came out-- - You would be embarrassed. - It's us, bro. - It's, of course, it's embarrassing. - So what are you embarrassed in front of you guys? - I would be embarrassed, of course. But I would still tell you. - That's so interesting. - Yeah, it's just embarrassing. It's like my poop caused a problem. - It was embarrassing, but it's a strong poop. - My sideways log caused a problem. Like I broke the infrastructure of sanitation in this building with me. Like, that's embarrassing. Like why am I different than what it was designed to handle? - It's funny because the way you just described it, it sounds kind of sick. - Yeah, yeah, you're like a machine built to destroy. - I feel like a freak. - Like a freak. - That's so funny. I mean, but again, this is getting away from it. In a more normal situation where you're likely to be embarrassed to have to tell people that this happened or whatever, it's smooth off. I think it's smooth off. - I'm with you. - 'Cause it's like-- - It's happened to me in front of a girl once. - Especially like a house gathering or something. You have to kind of either find who runs the place. - Yeah, or-- - That's the worst. - Hey, do you know who's blowing up? - Or stick a pen in the toilet. - Dude, in Italy? - Again, I don't care 'cause it was with you guys and it was like a villa. But man, I had to use a pen to break it up. It was the most proud poop I've ever taken. Besides at Robbie's house. - So gross, we gotta move on. - Besides at Robbie's house. - Okay, loud fart in public. This is just the opposite of fart in public's quiet. This is, it's less about the smell. The smell can make it worse. It's more that you fart in everyone here. - It's kind of just day-runner, right? - I don't know, man. I think, and hey, I'm the poop guy, I think it's really, really haunting. Like, I don't, imagine this is in the coffee shop that you go into every day. - Yeah, he really, he's quick to make it a complete stranger because he has farted in front of some people that he barely knows. Like, you fart in front of local movies employees. - Yeah. - I, I 100% know these guys a lot. - I'm like, like, you know, like, Lyza's last name. - Spinelli. close and you did fart in front of her once. - What is last, this last day? - Right. - Anyway, so this kinda was for a long time. Come on. - Yeah. - I think Liza's a bad example. I think you're not wrong, but that's a bad example and I have farted. But I'm talking about people who I deem as innocent civilians. - I think it's a day, here's, this has happened to me. - It's a dayrooner. - It's just a dayrooner. - I think about it for a lot of days. - You're such a fucking joke. - You are a joke. - Because it's not as bad as farting publicly. - Because you're just, it's cope. Oh, it's not, it must not be that bad. Bro, you farted loud. People heard it. Why don't you care? 'Cause they won't remember it five minutes later. - I do care. - Yes, they will. - I'll think about it the rest of the day. - Nick told me about you farting once. - Yeah, 'cause-- - You think we don't talk about it? - I didn't fart, but it didn't fart, it doesn't say anything, that's the weird thing. He farted and then just-- - He just continues on like nothing happened. - Does he have to? - No, you gotta be like, you gotta do, you gotta go like, oh, or something. - Oh, yeah. - You gotta acknowledge. - Oh, no, that's what I'm saying. - You gotta go, you gotta go. - Horrible. Shame, it's the times. - It's what I do, just that. - Shame is it beyond this. - It just ruins the day and that's it. - I 100% disagree. I think you're 100% wrong and I think you're saying for saying that. - Well, girl in my high school farted very loudly in front of the whole class and she ran to the bathroom crying and said she was saying things very similar to smooth off. It was reported that-- - Okay. - Maybe she should have just been like you. - Pomeen smooth off. - Maybe she should have. - Pomeen. - Yeah. - Pomeen, mama mia. (laughing) - Pomeen smooth off. - Maybe she should have been like Ashley in eighth grade and just pissed all over the floor and pretended it didn't happen. - It has to be more embarrassing than the smelly one. - Wait, the smelly one is? - It is, it's worse. - No, it's not because you can reasonably like deny it. - I guess you have an eye ability. - I guess, maybe, but it's like, I think I feel legitimately bad for setting my toxins on me. (laughing) - Yeah, but that's between you and God and Christ above. - Okay. - This one is like, you are pointed at. Everyone gets an exclamation point over their head. - You guys are winning this argument, actually. - I know, you get off. - You're off. What is hallway dance? - Is this caught dancing? - Ah. - You're trying to get by. - Oh, hallway dance. It's like, yeah, I see, I see. - Yeah. - So it's just kind of similar to grocery store lingering, but it's happening to both of you. - I feel this way. - I feel the way about hallway dance, the same way I feel about you too, which is I would put it in Loki a good thing, 'cause it's a funny human moment together. And there's no one, no one is in trouble. We just got to, we just got to beat you for a second. - I like this. I think this is a, besides the one that I use the one time for which I believe in very wholeheartedly. - It is awkward, but it's awkward and slighted positive where it's like, how a fun little twist. - We got it, we flipped the coin wrong four times. - The only time it even goes bad is like, have you ever had one that goes on weirdly long? Like you hit the sixth time and it's like, okay, one of us has to fucking move. - Never, it only happens in my imagination when I think about what the worst thing it can happen while I can. - I kind of think you, it's like skipping rocks. It's like, you've had one really dope one in your life. (laughing) - Yeah, so the next one is the car version of this, or if you're a pedestrian, it's the traffic. Go ahead, know you. Maybe a stop sign, fucking weirdly enough, I think this is fucking miserable and I think it's move off. I hate this shit. - So it's funny, so this infuriates me, but it's not awkward to me. - That's exactly what I was gonna say. - Like this is, I think, let me tell you how you feel. I think if someone says, if you pull up to the stop sign, maybe argue with the same time. And they waive you and then you waive them. If they waive you back, they've broken the rule. - Interesting. - Because this is why, if they waive you, you might not like be trying to go first. You might be changing the fucking song at the stoplight, you might be changing, you might have a reason to waive. But if you waive and then they waive back. - They're breaking a contract. - It's like, no, no, no, I waive, don't waive back. We already went through the both. Like, I'm saying, no, I insist. - You're going, no, please. - Well, I think part of this sometimes includes that it didn't actually start with waiving. It started with you guys pump faking. I mean, I'm gonna go, oh, he's going, I'll stop. Oh, he's going, I'll stop. - And then now you start to waive. - Okay, if you pump fake and one of you waives and then someone waives back, the second guy is in the wrong. - Yes. - The guy who waived said, you win, go. You don't get to go, mm, mm, you, you go. - So what you're saying is there's a simple formula to this and if it's not followed, it's just wrong. But I'm saying it's just wrong and mad. It makes me mad. But I've never felt that way. - I've never felt that way in this moment ever. - It's weird, because I put it in day ruiner out of frustration, but not out of, I hate this shit. I guess I've never subscribed to this math problem, but I hate the idea of both of us not being sure. And then what the worst part is like, you start to go and then the other person starts to go and then you kind of wait. And then you start to go and then you start to go and then like, you both try to pause and you're flipping the coin a bunch wrong, but you're in cars and it fucking, I hate it. I would put it in day ruiner just to kind of get it out of our mind. - Maybe I'm too cynical, maybe it's a good thing. It's not a good thing. - No, no, no, day ruiner, day ruiner, day ruiner, overruled. - I don't know. - Day ruiner, you've been overruled. - Let's go to that last one there. - Cop Myron. - Cop Myron. - This, this is like what, like, - You can be tough. - Maybe someone, they look very nice. - Pretty girl. - Pretty girl and you're looking at them and then they see you looking at them. Oh shit. This doesn't also have to be like a attractiveness thing. Maybe a guy has giant fucking biceps and they're sick. And you're like just staring at this guy's veiny biceps. And maybe you're like, maybe it is a sexual thing. - Well, it is, and then he looks and you're like, - Don't fuck. - So basically you were caught observing someone maybe longer than you kind of were supposed to be doing. Like, oh god, it really depends. I'm gonna say no big deal though. - No big deal. - No big deal. I think people like, like, not to say that like in all cases, 'cause I'm sure like women definitely like feeling awkward or whatever, but like, I think people, you know, it's like innocent and just kind of like a look and then it's what people like when you notice them, generally. - I'll say I do, it doesn't happen a lot. But if I'm getting looked at and then I notice and someone kind of snaps their head away. - Oh, I guess I fucking, I guess my graphic tea today is pretty good. (laughing) - Three is no big deal. - So you guys are both going no big deal? - Yeah. - I don't know why. - I think this is being caught, you know. - I'm putting in day, Roner for really. - But, but you guys outvote me. - Well, can you explain why? - I think there's, regardless of the version of this, like I think there's the, wow, this person's like attractive and I'm looking at them. There's the people, there's just the plain people watching version of them. Like I've seen someone because they're fascinating for some reason. And I just, a guy has a full on skull at ponytail. - And I want to watch him. - You want to see, you're just trying to look, like how physically is that working? And then I think. - At worst they meet my eye line and then I break contact immediately and I kind of feel a little awkward. But it's, I'm not thinking about it for more than a minute. - I think I just feel a sense of shame because like, should I, maybe I shouldn't have indulged. And I don't mean in like a-- - It is indulgent. - Yeah. - And I don't mean in like a sexual sense. I mean in like a, I'm like choosing to observe this person in a way that like, that is inherently selfish. I don't know. - Dude, I'm with you there. But I like the idea of telling myself when I look at skull at ponytail man and he sees me and I snap away that it is no big deal. And actually, that's a sick ass skull at ponytail. - Hmm. - So let me decide boys. - NBD. - NBD as well. - All right. - Okay, so we're gonna come back around this one. This is saying hi to someone and then you recognize that it's not actually somebody you know. It's a stranger. - I still hold, it's slow key a good thing. - Low key a good thing. - It's to me, it's the hallway dance. I mean, it's, it's, you turn it into something kind of fun. A person you would have never spoken to, you get to speak to. Give me a new person. - I think it's also low key a good thing because it's rarely is it for them a bad thing. - Very rarely. Unless you're like, so I'm so sorry. Are you the Guinness World Record holder for like worst hairline? - Yeah. - I'm so sorry, it's not you, my bad. - Oh, sorry. Like usually it's like, I'm sorry, I thought you were fucking Glen Howard's. You know, it's like it's absolutely. - Realistically, you just have like an interesting conversation. - Yeah. - Realistically, this actually happened. I was, I was on the way to a date. This is in Santa Monica and I'm walking down the street and had sunglasses on. And this packet kid's thought I was Johnny Sins. (laughing) - Like, you know, you're Johnny Sins, I take him like, last time like, no. And they're like, oh, bro, you look like him. (laughing) I'm like, thanks guys. - What a beautiful, - Stay in school. - What a beautiful little list we've created together, y'all. - That's our tier list, guys. We did our sort of half year mark tier list episode. I liked this one because I think there's something for everyone. - And yeah, I think if you've got a situation that you feel we didn't encompass, go ahead and leave a comment below 'cause I'd love to read through those. - Yeah. - I think if we've surely missed some stuff with, you know, skewed by our own perspectives and I want, I want some rare diamond embarrassing experience. - How does it feel as a black guy when the white guy fucks it up? - Yeah. - You know, let us know all eight percent. (laughing) - In the audience. - I'm taking a guess here. I know. Well, thanks for listening, we're going to be in the Patreon where we actually shot that yesterday. So it's from the future. So we all have space helmets on, enjoy that, and we'll see you next week.