(upbeat music) - This is guys. - I think we should let Aiden do this. - Let's go say. - What? - It's Aiden's big day. - Because it's my big day. - Oh, we fucked up with that. - Not doing the exercise ball. - Right. - No. - Is that like his, is that like his, like do your little dance, like psh. - Well, maybe, maybe if we did that, we're like, it's, I'm doing too much. - That's a dual year. - I just have to get into that. - That's what all the comments are gonna be. - There was a moment where we said, what's everyone's dream guest on the yard? - And Aiden said, "Naky, Jake." - Yeah. - Yeah, it was him and then right in second place, is Steven Miller. - Well hold on, let's not gas our guest up too much. - And so Steven Miller, come on. (all laughing) - I did say Xi Jinping, and then I had to go down the list. - Yep. - And I said, "Naky, Jake." - Yep. - I would love if he came down the slide right now. - Well, I mean, we would love it, but what really, what kind of universe do we live in where that's gonna happen? - I probably, it's all like he's gonna come down the slide right now. - Probably right now. (clapping) - Oh. (clapping) - That's me, Dave. (all laughing) - I'm like Patrick. - Oh my God, Dave. - Yeah, most of what he talks about, win and craze. - Dave, Dave, dude, tell a joke. - I was at the BK lounge. - The BK lounge. - Thank you for my dream. - It was so physical with the team. - I dream, yes. - Was it Dane Cook, who was doing the, he was just streaming Call of Duty, you know, I dreamed. - He's James Warzone, he has a movie theater in his home where he plays on the big movie theater screen. - Yeah. - And when he gets flashbang, the whole room turns white. - That's kind of fun. - It's really cool. - Yeah, I think he has a 16-year-old girlfriend. - I don't think he's gonna do stuff like that. - He's in her 20s. - Sorry. (laughing) - He's excited to drink. - At one point, she was 16. (laughing) - We can say that. - That's true, yeah. - The yard, Naky Jekki. - Thank you for having me. - So you're some sort of media guy, you're just some sort of television guy. - Did Alan Guy, who for so long has been getting comments, I don't stream that much, but anytime I do, it's like, are you gonna be on the yard? Are you gonna be on the yard? I'll check Twitter notifications. And really, since we've started chatting, I've kept quiet because I didn't want to spoil anything, because I wanted it to be, but it's a thing that I feel good now that I can just be like, yes. - I may have sick the dogs on you. But I'm sorry. - No, it's not a bad thing. It wasn't to the level of like, oh my God, stop. It was more so me just like being bad at keeping secrets. (laughing) - No, no, no. - Okay, I can tell you. - You're too much of a nice guy, because you're already saying something around here is my fault. Let's tell exactly what happened in how the communication is supposed to work, where Ludwig is the guy who reaches out, and he says, hey, do you wanna come on the yard? 'Cause he's, you know, he's got the big account. It's gonna help work, right? - Yeah. - And to make me do all the work, just 'cause the number's big from COVID, and it hasn't gone up in so long. - It's from COVID? - It's from COVID, yes. - I need some lower dump, honestly, 'cause I'm like kind of familiar. I'm not gonna, I'm like. - Yeah, yeah, we were talking, and he was like, so like, I was talking about Smash. He's like, yes, like, how do you guys know each other? Is it 'cause of Smash or something? - There's something out there. - It's weird, because I think I know more about you guys, and like you specifically from Smash, than like streaming, 'cause I don't watch a lot of streaming. Until recently, because I'm streaming. - Yeah. - It's like, dude, I know you're like, the guy. Not to be-- - Well, yeah, it was not. - I know you're huge, but it's like-- - Talking yesterday and realizing that you were remembering slime from slime on the scene, and it may like hurt you so much. - There was a set of your time loop. - So much has changed. - Yeah. - What's your odds? - He's holding on. (all laughing) - Well, let's back up, hold on. So, the blood wig reached out to you, and said, do you wanna come on in the yard? - It said, "Shotty, do a fart," and I said. - Yup. (all laughing) - Exuberantly. - Oh, hi. (all laughing) - And then, I believe how it goes is that you replied and said, yes, I would love that. And then, blood wig left you on red for eight months. - Oh, yeah. 'Cause I also, I think, 'cause I, Loki, I kinda forgot, and then when I remembered, I was like, oh, he probably just thought that I still lived in LA, because I think one of the last things I said is like, no, I live in New York, and then I think after that, it was like, eh, I don't remember exactly what-- - I think it was a Twitter DM, right? So, I just, I stopped checking it, 'cause they changed it so that sometimes, the password won, and sometimes-- - What is that? - That's the one. - Not to mention that that was-- - I don't know my own password. - Yes. - Yeah. - So, I just stopped checking, and then, and then, and then I checked, and I was like, oh, yeah, that was four months ago. But, he's still alive, I'm still here. - Well, what happened was that-- - Honestly, I'm not offended in this life. - It was, it was your team or yourself, reach out through Kelby who is the sort of pedophile architect of the whole company. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa >> I don't know if you have one of those from your team, you know, his guy's like, "He literally does this." And the very internet's a damn. >> I'm like, "The lives of people fucked up." >> That's what he does. >> I need to clarify, I need to clarify. >> He's not an architect. >> I really don't want that one. >> Kelby's just us and he's like, "Hey, do you guys, there's a guy in the office? There's a guy like, "Hey, do you guys want to make him do anything?" >> He talks like that. >> It's hard to listen to. >> It's the frequency only pedophiles can hear. And when people say, "What'd you say?" We know. We out themselves. >> He said this and we're like, "Jesus Christ, it's hard to listen to every time you speak." But yes, and we found out that you guys had this communication that we didn't know about, which broke Aiden's heart. Because he's the biggest fan of Naked Jacob. You could be. >> Shout out, Aiden. >> I confessed my fan to me yesterday, okay. I said what I needed to say. >> He's been a very chill and very kind about it. He did get a little weird when it was just one on one and he pushed me up against the wall. >> I've been told the ball downstairs, get on this, get on this. >> I told you not to tell you. >> He said your little pussy belongs to you. >> Aiden at 150 soaking wet lifting you off the ground. >> He's like, just the carpet matched the yogurt one. >> I was being mean to Aiden too, because when two, I said yes, because I also asked you to do the CS event. >> He's so fun. I got so many good things to say about that anyways. >> And we'll get to that. >> Yeah. >> We'll get to that. >> There's something to get to. >> There's some stuff to get to except, but anyway, he's like, hey, he gave me a little group chat, Nick J, and like, it was like, I think it went on one. >> It was so annoying. >> Drop me in. >> It was, oozing off his voice, I got, yeah. >> I did nothing about it. >> God, you're sick. >> I'm so white. >> I forget about it for a couple of weeks. >> You? >> I forget about him as a man, a couple of weeks ago, my husband, he goes, dude, fucking group chat, and then you, you just, you as a fella, you know what I can really go for, right? >> Do you hunger? >> Grisha. >> So tired, bro, I need you to sleep and group chat, Nick J. Nick was sleeping right now. >> Nick keeps trying to qualify, he goes, as a T.O. >> It'd be really crouch to get all the info disseminated. >> It's not. >> That's exactly what it was for, that's exactly what it was for. I asked for that with Ron and Trout, which you also didn't do. >> One rotation. >> Ron, Trout, Nick J. Nick, oh my god, that would've just been, they would, it'd be four different languages. >> That's like the top dream you have when you get your wisdom teeth out of them. >> Dude, why was it wrong? >> Real quick. >> Can I take a detour, the, the, tonight, the last night it was after the event, which we just had, which was, I'll say this, we'll talk about it, I'm so glad I'm not the guy who did something wrong for once. >> I just get to sit. Who do you think is wrong? >> Who did something wrong? >> I don't know. >> Are they on the show? Here? >> It is on the show, maybe, maybe they were on a designer jacket. >> I don't know, I don't even have a jacket on. >> Not even. >> I fell asleep last night and I had this dream, it was me, we're in the yard, we're going to do the yard in the UK, right? Me and Nate and split off to stay at a friend's house. This friend's house wasn't a house, it was a train. This guy was obsessed with porn, me and Nate and we're very uncomfortable, okay? >> Right. >> Then what happens? Aiden gets drunk, we're about to fall asleep, he gets a real drunk, starts pestering me, pestering me. He says, just hit me, bro. I have a dream where I beat the shit out of Aiden. >> I don't even- >> This was last night? >> Yeah, this was last night. I don't even like, I'm not even upset at Aiden in the way that some people on the show might be right now today, right now, but I beat the shit out and I felt terrible. I'm like, damn, the yard's ending, I beat the shit out of Aiden. He's knocked out cold, I thought he was dead, and then I went to go pee in my dream, I literally pissed a little bit in my bed. So first time in my life, I was really- >> Supplemently, wake you up, it's good to be peed. >> And I was like, in my dream, I'm just watching myself, my pee come on a weiner and it's just peeing in your- >> Was it big in your dream? >> No. >> And I wake up and there's literal pee in my- >> You know what's funny? Is I slept in my jeans that I'm wearing right now? >> I'm just playing with it. >> Two, two. >> It's crazy so-for-for-a-one. >> I love it. >> It's an honesty circle that we're in. >> So she's washed them so much. >> And that's why you're fucking disgusting. >> That's why you're pathetic. >> See? >> So we hear this story. >> Make you drink this story. >> You may have an inclination of the idea of maybe I'm trying to make it out of this place. >> Maybe I need new friends in New York City. >> Yeah, I mean maybe, but also I think maybe you're just a sick little fuck and you like it.
- Yeah, you probably had plenty of chances to leave it. - You're right. - So we're done, so we should watch out. - You, so we're victim blaming on the yard now? - Yeah. - Who's the victim? - I'm gonna gin. - I'm gonna gin at the camera, right? - I'm gonna gin from the office. - You pissed your jeans? - I love it. - You're slanted. - That was not where the, I thought the detour was going, but I appreciate your honesty. - Yeah, I want to be on the floor. - No, it was in my bed. I pissed my bed a little bit. - Were you drinking last night? - No, I don't drink. And so it was just, I was really tired. I fell asleep in jeans at like 9 p.m. woke up with a little bit of piss, a nickel sized dot of piss. - Were you in bed with a lot with your girl? - No, my girlfriend was not in bed that would have been embarrassing, but she would have laughed. - I got a nickel sized amount of piss in my jeans right now. What does that make you feel? - I think she would have just gotten scared. If I woke, if I got out of bed, woke her up. She would have been like, is it? - Shake her, wake it up. - I thought, are you even trying to get a penis? - And she'd be like, oh my God, it's something right. She probably was dying. - Yalting, I got pee in my pants, and I'm not changing it. - Yalting, look at the nickel down there. - Yeah, that's what I thought. - To the glasses. - That's just like a pattern. - Hangs out. - I think if you pissed the bed with your girlfriend in the bed, it should become an open relationship. Or it should change. - Yeah. - Shaking off, it's like some sort of fano snap. - Yeah. - Something something. - Yeah, she pissed the bed. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. Anyway, that's what happened last night. And thank you for being fit. They were fielding that from me. - Good comms, man. - Thank you. - One last time you pissed or shit yourself or pissed or shit some of you weren't supposed to be pissed. - Fortunately, it's been a long time, but a memory that sticks out is that I think when I was in like, birth grade, my cousin made me laugh so hard that I was like running to the bathroom and shit my pants. - You shit. - Wait, you shit yourself. - You shit. - I'm pissed, man. - No. - It was like, I thought if I recall, I couldn't tell what was happening. I was like, aha, aha. And then like, you don't forget how it feels to have like a turd in your office. - No, no, no, I haven't had that in a long time, but you don't forget that like, then it's like, there's something else in here. - It's like having your pajamas in the back. - It's a concealed carry. - It's like having your penis and your balls, but in the back. - It's like, where's the, why is that love back there? - This happens to me every time I watch burn penis, so it's not very crazy. (laughing) - I'm on the fucker, it's funny. - I'm sorry, I burned my penis. - You burned my penis, you have been cut. (laughing) - I think they're the same thing. The same, like, you know. - Dane cooks the V-Tuber, that's. - Is Dane cook a better set if he's a peanut the whole time? - High key, yes. - No. - You can't make a set better. - You're like, you're like a bearish. - Vicious circle? - You can't, you can't. - There's Jeff John on the road. - But peanut is burnt peanut with the puppet. - Ockman on his other hand? - Yeah, Ockman and peanut. - Ockman, the burnt peanut. (laughing) - And he goes silent scoobers. (laughing) - Oh my God. - But you're shitting yourself is not even, it's third on the list of what you do when you laugh. - Yeah, I don't know what happened. - I don't know what happened, but I was laughing really hard. - Yeah, he laughed so hard to throw up. - That's what I'm gonna throw, I've never heard of that. - He never heard of this. - That's never happened. - No, that's not real. - Goose laughs so hard, I threw up. This is a real thing. - I mean, I guess that makes sense. - 'Cause you're doing something that you could die of. - Yeah, you can get like hiccups and shit. (laughing) - I know bro, I can't see this at all, I can't see it. (laughing) - You're me, you just, no, I wouldn't do that. - Surrey says no. I personally wouldn't do that, no. - Yeah, we all met bro playing melee bro, that's all there is to it. - And you're Falcon man, back in the day. - Yeah, I was never super good, but. - Which game did you play? It was at the GameCube one. - Yeah, it was the GameCube one. - Fucking gold. - Falcon and then a little bit of melee. 'Cause when I lived in Rapid City, South Dakota, first doing YouTube, I lived with some friends that were really in a melee. We went to like some locals and stuff. I could beat like a couple people, but I was never really doing good. And then my finger just started there. - Be wave dash. - Yeah, of course. - Oh, you go play. - Oh you go play. - Of course. - I haven't in a minute, but it's like, if you go back on when I randomly streamed during this time in like 20, 17, 2018, there's one clip with horrible audio where I hit like one Falcon combo on my buddy, and I was like, where I like tech into the wall and wall jump and like wrapped her boost in. It's like, it's a little, it's a little something, but it's like, it's nothing. But I was into it enough that I made a couple combo videos that at the time actually like, I remember like scar and other people were like replying to it and being like, 'cause it was like Falcon the movie and then like Martha the movie. 'Cause really, I just pull it up now. - I just, wait, I just, I just, I knew this. - I knew this. - No, they, I like, I'm still pretty proud of them to this day. I made some shit that I like, I kind of cringed up, but that, I was like, man, I kind of did something here. - They have good music too. They got like DJ Shadow and one of them, good. - Dude, I never made a combo video. - Yeah, I don't know. - It's a good, it's a good, it's a good project. - What do you mean? - But you made that one, you made a couple song pair. - I did, bro. - And they go a lot. - Those are combo videos that counts for me. - In a way, that's kind of, you know, is this it? - Yeah. - Wow. - Is this you playing? - This was, this was back, you know. It was just me trying to find my favorite falcon clips. - Oh, we can't hear the music right now, but I basically try to do where every single hit is to the beat. - I see. - Yeah. - I remember that. - I was like, damn, you were really good. (laughing) - Like I just wanted to make something that really flown. - Yeah, but these have like hundreds of thousands of views, which for my channel at the time, when I was just kind of making random stuff, these did some of the like best views. - I remember I finished editing this video in Sioux Falls because we were there for a buddy's wedding. And at the time, I had like an Asus ultra book that is like not that powerful. - And I like stayed up all night editing it. And like just because I, I don't know, I wanted to. And I put it up and I was like, "Oh man, this is whatever." And then later that day, it was like, "Yes, Scar and other people retweeted it." And I was like, "What the fuck?" Oh yeah, this clip was so cool of me. - That's so cool of me. - It was like the room of like, you know, developers building that laptop. It has like eight gigabytes of RAM. - No, it was not good. - And then like, you know. - Back then? - And like, no, not editing or graphics. Like, what should we call it? - Oh, probably the ultra book. (laughing) - Probably the greatest fucking figure brain. - Maybe the mega brain? - Some light. - Oh, do you say, so there's things that you were embarrassed about making? What's, like, what shit do you cringe at now? - I mean, it kind of depends on the day. I feel like early music stuff, especially the like, rap reviews I made because I've always been a musician. - Wow. - I think I'm trying to like, heal in that. That this is, you know, on some therapy shit, that in one hand I can look at it and be like, wow, that's so fucking cringy, that's stupid. Then I also think about me at that age and the fact that I did it and that that turns into other stuff. It's like, well, you don't really get to one spot without doing that. - Yeah. - So I think about that from a place of like compassion of almost like, like if you were the younger me, I wouldn't be here being like, what the fuck did you make that cringy dumb shit? - I love all my all shit and it is horribly cringy. - I've kind of learned to love it. I feel like the music stuff especially 'cause I care so much about it, even like the album I made by now. I'm like, man, I fucking hate this, but like, I don't know, you're just trying. Yeah, I got bullied out of doing YouTube when I was super young by all my friends in high school 'cause I showed it to him and I was doing like, called duty commentary. And they're like, yeah, as fuck as sucks. And they're right, it did, but like. - Well, and then we tried to bully him out of doing YouTube when we met Ludwig. 'Cause he would make videos like for smash and stuff and we would watch them and make fun of him for making them. - There's a strong "we" here. - It didn't work. - No, dude, Ben Tulson, he was a frontline soldier. - No, Ben Tulson's a nice guy behind closed doors. - Yeah, but he was still making sure. - To be sure. - It's me down, he goes, keep it up, man. - Really? - And then when he was with me, he was just like, we had the failing, so making fun of him. - If I turn around, even like 90 degrees, he's like, pussy, like, it's just sucks. - Ben's fake. - I don't know what to tell you. - It sounds like a great frame. - So anyway, we try to do that, but he persisted. - And, you know, much to the show. - I mean, I think that you probably want that over like a bunch of yes men that are gonna be like, dude, your video was great. Like I had a lot of friends, they wouldn't even watch my videos. So if they messaged me like, you know, Jacob, look, I really love this video. I'm like, oh, okay, I did something here. 'Cause they usually don't give a shit about it. But that's kind of a nice, like, sounding board, I guess. I don't know. - You know who I still, I message every like four months is cosmic. Cosmic makes, he's a Super Mario Bros. 1 runner. Speed runner, and he makes videos about Super Mario's run. And they pop off, 'cause they're well done and they're just like, speed run content. And I'll message him every four months but like, new video was so good, bro. - Dude, you gotta, I try to do that for my friends too, 'cause it's like, I know what those texts mean. - They're so amazing. Like, who did it to me? I think like, like, small and or some one, he messaged me. He's like, I love your last videos. Like, too far. - 'Cause it's like, it's not that it doesn't mean a lot to read like a nice comment, but it's like a coworker. It's like a peer. - Yeah. - It's like, okay, you know what it's like being in the fucking editing, creative trenches, whatever. And so when they see it, they're like, yeah, they're just, it holds a lot of weight. - The craziest one is Rubber Ross. He's like, dude, just finished it to it. I got a bit to lay, but it was awesome. It reminded me of when I was in China training 'cause my seafood, you went to the same temple I trained at. I was like, dude, do you know what this is? - Yeah. - I was like, bro, you had a seafood. - Bro, it's like what was it talking about? - It was a seafood. (all laughing) - You're actually a kind of master at martial arts. - No, it's not. - What time do you have? - You're still doing it with me doing it by the way. (all laughing) - I'm a martial arts officer. - Oh, whoops, wrong video. What do you think, though? (all laughing) - Are you ever told that your speaking voice outside of YouTube is much more self-spoken than your YouTube voice? - Yeah. - I've gotten that for sure. - Is that like a mental process you go through? - I think it's just like when you're in a room with lights brighter than this and a green sheet and it's blasting you and it's like when you say the same thing.
over and over, I think the only direction you go is like bigger or just more performed. - Yeah. - I don't know. I do think that if you went back and watched not that I've done like a lot of podcasts or other streams, other than videos, but I feel like that's something that I probably did more because I felt like I needed to. But now I just like, I don't know. I feel like I can naturally get into the like the fucking jaky, jaky, jaky attorneys at all. Not that that's me or anything, but just like, it's pretty easy to turn on and just be like, I don't know. - Would it be wrong to say that you popularized Waikai on Greenscreen saying his shit? - I think. - Yes. - I was trying to think who is before it's really big. - I think yes and no. I think that I had my inspirations, whether it was YouTube or not YouTube, like Tim and Eric or whatever, or like mega 64, huge inspiration, dumpy, like ego raptor, like all that. But I, so I think-- - Onkslup, we call it now. - Yeah, yeah, dude. But I think in my specific lane where it's so clearly the thing, I do think a little bit, yeah. - That's lit. - Well, the idea behind guy narrating in Greenscreen, it races the need for B-roll footage a lot of the time. I guess if you're using a Greenscreen, you still need to put something in there. - I was gonna say dude, if anything, now that I've been doing videos where I'm actually just filming real stuff, I'm like, thank God I'm at this part 'cause I don't have to fucking keyframe something behind me. - Right. - Right. - If anything, I think that yeah, when it's just against a blank background, but whenever it is something, then you basically are editing two things where it's like, in this game, the ping pong paddle does this, but if you hold this button, it's like, okay, so I have to have the exact B-roll and I'm moving me around. So you're basically everything at twice. - I watch, my guilty pleasure is Pokemon YouTubers, and it's a bunch of shit I don't know about 'cause I stopped caring after like Gen 3, and they all follow this template where they talk about the game. There's not a lot of interesting things to look at in Pokemon besides sprites and attacks, right? So it's a lot of them talking at their desk, and what they do is they end up yelling. Like, for some reason, when the camera is in front of them, it's like a talk dial is a good Pokemon, and everyone ends, and then they talk about the comments, bro, these guys are tortured souls. They'll be like, and I know you're, I'm gonna say something right now, I don't want you guys to get mad at me. Total dial is an okay Pokemon, and then-- - On their hands and knees begging. With a big light at their desk, and it's because there's not other shit they can put while talking, and so there's this vulnerability. These guys are in cubes of horror, and I'm just saying, that's the alternative, right? - Yeah. - To create a guy in front of Greece. - Yeah, I guess to go back to the question, I don't really know if it's like, I know that I really popularized it, and I'm not like dumb. I've seen the people that people refer to as like jakey clones, but also it's like, if you look at my early videos, I was totally ripping off all of my heroes, especially like Dunky and like my cadence, and that it's just a voice behind it. And like, I know him now, and we're like mutual fans, and that's amazing to me, but I also like, I don't know, I think when making anything, you kind of start by imitating the stuff you like, and then hopefully you carve your own life. - Yeah, I think, especially when you're younger, I feel like YouTube has this audience of, you watch somebody that you like, particularly engage or identify with, and then you're young, you don't really know where to start, and you just kind of like want to create things in that style. Like you watch Casey Neistat, and then you start doing the Casey Neistat cut tech. - So many people. - I write on a piece of paper. Like it's so, and it's so, oh yeah, you watch Casey Neistat, it's kid, clearly. And at this, just then he's Casey Neistat. - He's sort of this guy, he always has sunglasses on, he rides that goofy-ass skateboard. - He paints the glasses to look like they, maybe he rode through the snow, something. - He seems nice. - I don't know. - That. (all laughing) - Oh, I know this him. - Yeah. - Yeah. - This is crazy. - I think we've actually, I think you've asked who he is, we've explained it, and then the hundred percent of me, if this is where your brain was, you said something crazy about the way he looks. - I probably obviously did not think that at all. - And I would never say that he looks like the volunteer. - You don't push your pants in your kind. - I'm kind, I have heard that Casey is really, really nice. - I don't care. - I'm tired of you. (all laughing) - I'm tired of bullshit. - It's like they're really nice. They're about everybody. You know what I'm more interested? Actually, he's a dick. Like that is interesting. - Yeah. - You know? - I know, I get that. - All right, say that about someone. - Nicky, Jakey, actually, he's a dick. - Yeah. - He's so nice. - I was so calm. - I was so calm. - He's not like Susan. - I just thought I was just a fucking conti the rest of the world. (all laughing) - Ludwig, I've had it with you. (all groaning) - Oh my goodness, you turned him into an extremely good product. - Wait, wait, wait. - I protein. - That's right, I'm tired. I'm tired of Ludwig, so I turned him into a hule. - Oh my goodness. - This is what I know. - Let's eat up. - Let's eat up and drink up 'cause the both options are there. - All the amino acids, 27 essential vitamins and minerals. - 35 grams of protein, Jesus. - That's right. - A complete meal, I can literally grab and go. Because Ludwig was late and makes me late for the other show I have to record today. And now I can just grab a complete meal made out of him. (all groaning) - Dude, have you gotten your protein for the day? (all groaning) - No, I didn't. I spent all. - I wanted to work on my wizard power and my sorcery. You just turned Ludwig into a high protein product. You can just, you can just drink it. - You can just drink protein for the day. - Oh, and that can be my complete meal. - That can be complete meal for the day. - Yes! - I'm so smart, I'm so smart. - That's what you love under $5 when you get the value of a hule. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that one chocolate peanut butter flavor? I mean, that's not really my favorite flavor. I feel like am I not gonna. - They have a lot of different options. - Well, let me try to change the flavor. - Wait. (all groaning) - No, I'm out, I can't. - Yeah, I don't really, I didn't have it at the end of this. - It's pretty good. I genuinely drink this one most of the time, which is why I focus my sorcerer powers on it and turning Ludwig into this. This is irreversible, by the way. - Now, I'm the schmuck who has to watch, walk to the fridge. - No, I'm not afraid to get to different flavors. But as we sort of try to figure out how to make this whole system work without Ludwig, 'cause he's gone. - He needs to tell his mom and stuff. - We'll figure that out. But while we're doing that, you can get a limited time offer. Get Hule today with an exclusive offer of 15% off online with code
[email protected]/yard15. New customers only. Thank you to the Hule for partnering and supporting our show. - Wait, let me try, let me try. (all groaning) - I think it's gonna work. - It's not, it's not. - What if Archie turned him into like beans and toes? (all laughing) - Send me a fart in order. (all laughing) - Back to the episode. - We gonna talk about it, bro. - Yeah, let's talk and talk about it. What do you want to fucking say first? I'll let you speak one more time. - I want that. - You need to speak one more time. This is it. - Why am I the fucking chop today? - Yeah, you're gonna find out. - Chop today. - You get to speak one more time. - I wanted to ask about your music. - Yeah. - Because you, okay, this was my fan confession yesterday. And I think why I really like a lot of the stuff you make is this combination. I found those comma videos, your music on reddit. - Yeah. - And then your normal videos completely independent from one another. And then realized literally years later that the same person had made all of these things. - That's a good idea. (all laughing) - You got me dumb as hell, right? - No, that's cool. - Dude, dude, sorry, sorry. - I'm gonna kill you, sorry. (all laughing) - We got recent tipping point. - We got recent tipping point. - He did the tip to tip. - He just watched Avengers 1 and 2 and said same director. (all laughing) - I've heard this before. - It's like it's the first. - We didn't drop the rap album that I liked for some reason. And then he's also not a very-- - It actually is the mainland on a different channel, too. - Say what? - Is the melee combos on a different channel, dude. - No, it's all, it's all about it. - It's all about it. - But I just didn't look at who uploaded that. - And then there's huge gaps of time between these things. - Oh yeah. - So I, and then I realized like, oh wow, this one guy like did all this stuff. And in this, I mean, melee combo videos aren't really like their own. Like trying. - They were, they were-- - They were a blip, yeah. - But the music and your normal videos are really different. And you've been doing them for so long. How do you like divvy up? - You're attention between these things. Because I feel like the, the normal YouTuber track is they become famous. Like I was in the vlog squad with David Dobrik and then I started rapping. (laughing) - And I have to say, I think your music stands on its own. - When you're in the vlog-- - Different, different. - And you start Tom night this later. (laughing) - It's like, what the hell? Why did you pick that up? - Dude. (laughing) - David's like, I can't get a 16. - Yeah, David, right? 'Cause like what the elephant toothpaste likes? (laughing) We were in that backyard like-- - Tight shit. - Tight shit. - We put the shit in there. - Shit. Shit. - Yeah, let me put you in a room with David. - David, you know. - Sorry. - But how do you, I don't know, how do you separate those things and like prioritize them? Because they're completely different. They're their own like worlds. Most people would just be doing one of these things. - Yeah, I mean, I was super into music and like playing drums and stuff way before I ever did YouTube. Like I in like middle school high school house and like jazz band took drum lessons. Like that was like my main focus and thing that I like did. And also just played hella video games. So I always, when I started making videos, I was learning how to like sample and like make beats and stuff with like a machine like drum pad. And so I was actually doing all of that way before I was ever making videos. And then I think once I was making videos and then I started doing the like rap reviews and stuff like that because I was like, "Oh, I have all these beats.
I mean, describe what rap review is. - It's like I'm, it's the dumbest fan style. - It's the dumbest shit ever. No, it's me reviewing a game via rapping in a song. (laughing) It's all, wait, wait. - That's a couple of hair shit. - Okay, before, if we're gonna see this, again, healing, I love myself. (laughing) But what I will say, what I will say to this day, this stuff, and also the album that I dropped that I now have mixed feelings about, me as a lyricist in singing rapping, I think pretty bunk, and I've worked on it a lot, and I'm excited for this new stuff I'm working on that I hope people really like. I will say, though, my production, a lot of these, I love these beats still. Like, I love the samples I use. - What's your favorite one of these? - I think that the, oh man, I'm sorry. - Best producer, I'm trying to remember. - I like, I'm really quick. I love what it means to be a hot boy, interview with Nicki J, that's just a title. - That's a guy. (laughing) - I think that the, oh man. - I really don't want to listen to any of these. - It's crazy. - So we don't have to go to the bottom though. - But I do think if you check it out. - Is that, that's not really your first video. - It was? - Yeah. - That was your first video ever. - Yeah. - Okay, take, take. - And her videos are out. - Bring me back. Hell yeah. - Yeah, I couldn't get away with that. Actually, this video, if you search for games that you're banged, this one won't, it's like a shadow band. - Yeah, that makes sense. - Because, yeah. - Put me in the mind really quick. So, this is your, what, your 21? - This is November, 'cause I just did the 10 year anniversary. It was like November 30th, 2015. - What, November's going on in your life? - Right before you were like, I gotta start rap. Like, I gotta turn on, like, I gotta turn this fucking camera on this, actually no camera. I gotta turn this mic on. I gotta get in like, what Sony Vegas or what other fuck you were in. - No, I gotta start rapping. - The thing is though, with any sort of like, being into making beats or rapping or whatever, I was doing that way before I made videos, but then it just took a while before that kind of got into the videos of like, oh, I could incorporate these two things and it's like, brother, what? But, yeah. - I think you followed my dream. (laughing) I think what happened in my life, I'm teaming myself now. I think what happened in my life is me and you were the same guy, and then you followed your dream and I didn't. - I think you have Falco handle on Twitter, so I feel like you got something going on. - That was the action that Mark goes to the curse. - It's so ubiquitous, 'cause I was talking to the day before the land on Sunday was the test land, and a guy named Pupi-S was here who was a Martha player. That makes really your combo videos too. I was talking to him and he's played drums so life too. I'm kind of very similar, and I was asking him, 'cause I actually started drum lessons like last week. - It was so fun. - I've been playing drums for a long time, but now I'm like, I have to do the fundamentals. So it's like, I get there, get your grip strength. The old guy was like, "Hey, yeah, single-road, single-hit, double-hit, that's what it's all based." I'm like, Jesus. - Once I started saying flammadittle, I was like, "Give me out of here." - I was like, "You're gonna do it all." - "What are you doing?" - You were like, "You got a pair of what?" - I mean, I'm casually playing for like 10 years, just copying songs, and it's like, obviously I play like the Hell of Rock band up Ogre. No, I played guitar hero. - 'Cause I feel like a lot of people that get into drums, it was like, "Oh, I really love the drums on Rock band," which is like a great entry point. - Is it actually, like if you, there's a man to lay if you don't have the right set of. - I think when you get really into rock band or even clone hero and you're like, "I gotta buy the electric drum set," and you're like, "Wait, the thing actually works too." Maybe I hit this thing off that. - Wait, so if I grind the electric drum set for that, it's like, "Am I learning something that carries over to actual drums?" - Yeah, because you're definitely-- - Unlike the other instruments, if you're playing on like expert, and you know, they don't have the high-hat pedal, but they have the kick one, and they're making you like, keep four and then do this, and then do it with the foot pedal too. So it's like, you get an actual drum set, obviously like your great volume control all that, positioning isn't the same, but like it's, I mean, you can practice drums just with your hands and feet, and then you get on a drum set and you do it. - I guess it just is. - Just when it's separation. - Singing probably gets you there too. - It's hitting thing. - You're beautiful boys. - My route was, I played guitar here in high school, and I was like, "I got really good at it." I'm like, "Why am I playing the video game version?" So I bought a guitar. And that's like, and that's how it works. But either way, I'm talking to Pooby S, same shit, and he had a band, and he makes really cool music now, and he's later on in his life, I think he's about your age. And he was like, "No, but the first musical thing I did was with my friends when we were 13, and we had a rap group named Simple Jack." (laughs) I'm like, "It's everybody." Like, everybody just does this. It's like a ride of passage. - No, in high school, when I was first starting making beats, I mean, we would just fuck around and just freeze down. And it was nothing serious, but I knew in the back of my mind that I was like, "So into music and all this," that it's like, "Oh, I wonder if I could do this." And then you do it. And now I'm like, "Why the fuck did you do that?" But I don't know. I just, I love that you said it. 'Cause you didn't, you wouldn't be making the shit you were. - We weren't now. - Yeah, I do think, yeah. I think my new shit will be better, but I also think I'm always gonna feel that way, that you make something, and then you're working on the next thing, and you're like, this other thing, fucking siloct, but it's a new thing. - It's a new thing, it's a new way. - Yeah, it's a new way. - You think it wouldn't be a podcaster if I didn't make fake, talking heads, sky Williams-esque videos as a child. (laughs) - Who is no other controversies associated with his name? - I think his rule breaks when it comes to Ludwig, 'cause you ask him, maybe he's always fucking with me, if I ask him, 'cause it's funny, 'cause I gave him so much shit all his life, but you ask him, like, do you have anything, you like, regret making, and he's like, no. - Wait, this isn't true. - This isn't true. - Well, he says no to me. - What was the channel you made? The one where you deleted it, because you didn't want anybody to see it. - I have one channel I deleted. - Yeah. - I'm okay with it being gone. It was called self-improvement. - Yeah. - And it was like, maybe my junior sophomore year of college, and I stayed back in Arizona and go home. It was the first summer I didn't go home. And I like, had this military buzz cut, which I got by accident, because-- - This is the past house cut. - It was balled around the sides, except for the top of the macro-marshi. - I am tight. - I had my own head, and I had an adjustable razor, and I clicked it in all the way by accident. And so then I had to shave it. So I had this military cut I would listen to-- - Michael Moore. - Ted Talks. - Running in the Arizona. - Oh, bro, this is your Elon Musk fucking biography. I'm reading the Elon Musk biography by Ashley Vance. - I'm trying to finish it. - There was a different perception of him at this time, to be clear. - This is what he was rockin' man. - Yeah. - And then I was trying to learn Japanese, to get a fucking ripped ass bod, and then I forget these some other shit, and I was making a channel updating my progress. Anyway, it was linked to my Google+ account, and so my mom saw it, 'cause she was the only human I knew browsing Google+. - I forgot about Google+. - She was browsing it. - She was browsing Google+ to someone to the-- - You go on Google+, you browse. - What was it? You had to add, it's like, you see what your circles are up to. - Yeah, it was like bubbles or circles or something. - Your son is making weird videos online. - Yeah, I mean that weird. - Yeah, I would go to the roof of the building opposite, and I would basically talk like what the modern day sort of like right wing gateway influencers talk. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was like the videos you find after someone kills a CEO. Like you find them in some channel, and it's like these videos that they made. - It would be like Mark Wahlberg videos came out, but like he was like kind of scrawny. - Mark Wahlberg posted a giant video. - He was like, I was about 454 an hour crew. - I slept in a little bit 'cause I was a little tired, but I still ran like a mile, which was a lot for me. - It's like that one guy, the Saratoga guy who got, he went viral 'cause he like, he just dunk his face in Saratoga water. - Well, that guy's just awesome. - Ashton Hall. - Ashton Hall, he fell off, we just thought, yeah, he was talking about this. - But I will say, he did like, this is the kind of shit that he's doing, that you are doing, but with like lower fidelity cameras and shit. - It was not that camera's under the issue. It's like a fashion camera. - Camera was dialed. - It was dialed. (laughing) - I was speed stole this all, that's the issue. I said, didn't that race and then you lost this all and now you can't function at all. - It's like a five foot four, Ashton Hall who can't bench the bar, that was the issue. It's like, yeah, so it's nuked. - I deleted it. - I deleted the whole channel. - This still feels better than a review for a video game that you're wrapping. - I gotta be honest. - You gotta found it, I saw the views. I thought there'd be like, you know, a couple people watching. - Dude, in the early days, it did. - No, I'll grow into, I mean, in late elementary school, early middle school, I made my YouTube account. I think it was like 2007, 2008, something like that. And I was immediately copying like Smosh and like of course, in B, Piga, and you know, Fred. - All right. - Things were YouTubers. - I also, we don't say that. We don't say that. - Why is, why are you saying that? - We don't say that. - Big two say. - I'm bad. - My bad, yeah. - Super Mac 18, the classic, but I was making like, a lot of parody music. Very similar to like, you got a box in me. Like Austin Powers, parody music. I got so embarrassed when I got to middle school 'cause people found my YouTube channel. I just deleted everything. - And the biggest regret to this day. - You're in middle school. I was like 18. - Yeah. (all laughing) - Yeah. (all laughing) - In time. - You were like chilling with your friends saying stuff. Like, dude, Lupe Fiasco is like the best rapper and it's not close. - I think the thing that sucks, I think the thing that sucks is I do actually like, especially back then, I feel like I pride myself on like, I feel like I have pretty good taste in music. Like I feel like I really admired all these things, but then I listened to what I made and I was like, what? - Now you have to make the best.
first. That's just a good kind of the rules. What's your favorite band of all-time? I mean, for a long time, I would say. Sorry, why are you excited? I got cheers. It's been pre-fired. I'm sorry. I was interested though. I mean, dude, for the longest time, I'd probably say Radiohead, which I know is like, 30-year-old white guy. I'm gonna move to Japan, type, answer it. I love Radiohead. My brothers, I have two older brothers that were super into Radiohead. Are you taller than them? Yeah, I'm the tallest. I'm the baby on my family and I'm the tallest. You're probably the fucking richest of that YouTube shit. My brother works at NVIDIA. He still does. We actually recently have this conversation and we're both very open about it. I don't upload that much. I'm not going to lie. I do well, but it's nothing like crazy for a band with your brother. My brother, because of when he got hired and the stock options and when he sold them, I was like, "Oh, shit. If this goes bad for me, you got me." It's like, "Wow, he bitched." So actually, no. Being the gigantic YouTuber in the family and still getting mocked by NVIDIA, boy. Yeah. Isaac's the goat, though. What? I love my brother. I want him to make more money. No, Daniels, he works for Lowe's, but he's on the programming side. Specifically, this is so granular, but he designs the thing on the website that helps you measure your window for getting blinds to make sure you get the right blinds. That's so crazy. Because you need that guy. That's like the, and he's doing really well as well. When you open a website and you see shit like that, there's a guy in the world whose job this is. He's a funny job. It's one of those jobs you have to say more after. If you're like, "I'll work at McDonald's. I like design." Hold it the fuck down. I don't wear the apron. No, no shade. If you do wear the apron, I'll do it. Go work in the computers. All right. So your brother's not homeless. He got a guy on here who his brother was homeless and he abandoned him. He left his brother in the mud. No, that's, that's, that's raw. He went on Jimmy came with me left his brother in the mud. Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon. They just turned around and the other guy's in the back. That sucks. Jimmy Fallon. Yeah. I'm one of eight kids. Unfortunately, everyone's. Yeah. They're fucking like damn rabbits. No, my parents come from Mormon background. They both had big families, so that makes sense. Did you grow up Mormon? Sudo, they had left the church, but they were kind of doing their own freestyle Mormonism. Oh, freestyle. Low key. I kind of grew up in a common freestyle. I was like, "Oh, Nicki, Jackie, my call." Yeah, by most terms and definitions, because it was like my family and my cousins owned this hotel in South Dakota and we all lived in the hotel. And they practiced like their own kind of version of Mormonism. Nobody does now, but when I think back on it and like how people in the small town kind of like looked at my family weird, I'm like, "Yeah, I would have, I would have, as well, when there's like one of the hotel kids." Okay, for reference, my cousins family, because it was like a year's mind in ours where it was two people that already had a bunch of kids came together. They have 16 people and then you have my family. And a lot of the older kids are going off to college, but that's still a lot of kids running around in ones, yeah. Sweet life as I can Cody was. I had a bedroom and like a storage unit because they were like refurbishing it. So it was, yeah. Did you have garments? Garments? Okay. I was just wondering how Mormon you were. Oh, yeah. You were at the end. Like the underarm of the garments. No, that's the thing is like all the stereotypical Mormon stuff. My parents, when they left, it was just like, "Oh, we read the Bible. We read the Book of Mormon. We have Sunday school." And then it was kind of just their own. So it's still no coffee hustled. No, they were ripping espresso like crazy. Yeah. Barely reading the Book of Mormon. That was more like a. You wonder what's funny? Is it felt like bit by bit? It was like getting dwindled down. And this is like getting in fame. I mean, I don't care talking about any of this, but I feel like I looked out because when I was in high school, in me personally reading the stuff and being kind of like, "Man, I don't really fuck with this." Oh, this is a fun video. I didn't really. Yeah, I was like, "I don't really want to think I'm going to go to hell every time I jerk off." This sucks. And I, in high school. In high school, as I was like, "I don't really fuck with this, my parents were also like, "Yeah, we didn't really fuck with this either." And so it was kind of like, we were on the same page. My older siblings though were pretty pissed that they were like, "Mom and dad, you don't believe in this shit anymore and you were feeding it to us." You know, your mom and dad are like, "Mom, dad, I love beating off this shit." I don't want to do that. You know what? We're tired of feeling bad too. It's not so weird. It must have been hard for them too because they had to work backwards from like being Mormon all their lives. They deconstructed it, basically went to a different sect of Christianity. And then they were like, "Oh, we can just deconstruct the whole thing." Yeah. This is, yeah, and you build it back by first principle. This has happened with the Polish people in my town. They owned a subway. Everyone did that. So that's when I switched to the gospel of rap. Yeah, I had to go. That's when-- That's when rap found like J. Cole and Kendrick type shit. Yeah. Because I'm going to be on the rap thing for a minute. No, that's cool of you. I've been doing a hundred percent. No. Dude, keep it going. As a producer, can I ask for a view? Yeah. Because I have a beat that I made. Yeah, I feel like I might even know where this is going. This beat. Did you guys-- Was it from the beat-off? Yeah. You're just short but sweet, right? Yeah. There's a lot of tag. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of refer to it. A lot of tag. Short but sweet. See, you already heard it. I played again. Okay. Zipper King pulled the beat-off. A lot of weak beat-off. I do remember it. And some of them being pretty good. I don't know if this was probably his-- Nick was great. Well, because you had the message to all friends, mixed tape, right? I don't make those. Oh, okay. I saw our editor is weirdly good at making beats on that show. Because I listened to it a little bit. He made four of them. And they're weirdly, really good. But all the wrapping is just things we've said. Like, we've never wrapped on it. It's just like-- Yeah, it's like a mortal technique, kinda. It is. Daniel and me. The 8-2-A-F is just a mortal technique. For 30-year-old, basically, for this podcast, we're really inspired. Zipper? Zipper? Whenever are you ready? I don't know where it is. Zipper does this thing sometimes. When he can't find it, he just goes, "Um, loudly to let us know he's looking for it." Just look at blood-wig beats off. I think the beat-off is an example. It's like, maybe why you should feel bad about trick-and-off, you know? The beat-off is why I should feel bad about trick-and-off. It's an example of it. We're bad about it. We're bad about it. We're bad about it. The shame maybe does people some good? I think about how I used to jerk off, and I feel bad. What do you mean, "used to jerk off"? That's how I used to do it. I used to do it. I jerked about it. Did you change, I jerked off? I changed a lot. I changed a lot. Can you take me through? You're a mortal technique. (laughter) You're like, "I do it this way now." Okay, here we go. That's a reaction to you. I love seeing the volume. A lot of time. A lot of time. A lot of time. That is a pretty sparse time line. We don't all pick things up at the same speed. (laughter) I have like a crazy amount of patterns and things. You can roll. It'll happen in a second. You're good. Okay. I'll just play it, but like, seriously, be chill about it. Okay. All right, I got you, bro. Sure. I really just forget that I've seen a pedophile. (laughter) (chanting) Kind of hard. (chanting) (laughter) (chanting) Dude, two seconds have better off alone. (laughter) What's that? What's that? It's also not. What's that, bro? You think it's better off alone than the last male lion. And you're like, "Well, that's what it's all worth." Yeah, I think that was one of the moments I was most proud of Ludwig. He made something so insane that I just couldn't stop laughing. And I was like, "This is all I've ever wanted." That's like a-- That's perfect content. I hate the term content because I feel like it dismissed stuff, but that's such a good idea that everyone that doesn't really produce takes some time to go make a beat. We have to run it back. I think there's a sweet spot of like, if you're really going to do it in like FL Studio or something, there's like a sweet spot of like someone who's so interested in beats that they do this is probably already capable. Yeah. Even if you're a little bit capable, you're too capable for this idea. Yep. And then someone who is like, could not be in a program like that and figure it out in one stream also kind of can't do the idea. Yep. So it's like a weird-- This guy, sweet spot. I mean, that was me. I couldn't do anything. You had two fucking geniuses on the other side of that call. I did have two geniuses and I did do a three hour bootcamp with Porter Robinson and it still didn't really help. I thought you were that crazy. He loses the video game music only. Of course, he has no ears. There's nothing there. Speaking of Radiohead, I remember I was 19. I was like, dude, I listened to too much video game music and I looked up like it was like a Reddit post. It was like-- Dope his music. It was like-- Everyone should listen to before they turn 30. I'm like, I'm fucking 20. This is awesome. Like I hit this so early. And like, number two is Radiohead. And I listened to it. I was like, fuck, it's blows. It's too abstract. Dude, I got-- It was my older brothers that really got me with that. I feel like a lot of my favorite stuff, it's like individual people or producers and not so much bands. There's a lot of like alchemist, madlib, metro, obviously, LP. LP. Yeah, LP, the producer. Wait, LP is-- He's got run the jewels. He's got run the jewels. He's also the artist first. I never got super into run the jewels. Ooh, you nudge another white people bullet. Yeah. That's another Mormon thing you dodged. Yeah. I think the bits that I heard I was just like-- Killer Mike seems cool. I like his like political activist.
the stuff that he's, you know, he's dumb. - It's rap for Marvel movies. - That's, I don't want to-- - But LP is pretty, he's just a really great producer and I can put more of his into the '90s. - Yeah, the productions. That's so much of what I listen to is just like, the production, like I am not a big lyrics guy, and I think that shows with my own music that I go back and I'm like, why the fuck did I do this? I should have spent more time on this. Because I'm so like, oh, I really love how the EQ is cut out of this one part and blah, blah, blah. - I'm thinking about love it right now, getting really in a neutral milk hotel. (laughing) - I'm being like, damn, yeah, there's a real album. - One of the first things I blew my allowance on was the Scarlet II. I went to the guitar center. I really wanted to record music. I was like, I want to go and garage band and make music and I made a course, a song for a school competition with it. And I realized almost immediately after, I'm terrible at this. - It's true. - I don't think I'm ever ever going to be good at guitar, but I still use that Scarlet. - That's the same one. - I've had it for 15 years. - It's the passive, there's just screaming. - Right. (laughing) - It definitely buzzes. - I recorded it home, it definitely has a buzz. 'Cause it's like the first model. It's the Gen One, they're on like, - It's like USB-1. - It wasn't even red back then. - Yeah. - The fact it wasn't even red back then. - It's just bolts and parts. There's no case. - It's like a metal color. - Dude, when I was in high school, we had this class and it was like, it was called technology. I don't know if that was-- - The class was called technology. - Yeah, a computer attack. - That's the type of shit we had in my small town that was like, this is your computer class. - It's computer time, but our school was pretty well funded. And so we had all these E-Macs, do you remember those? - Yeah. - And so we all have to make a Garage Band song and it was like our big project for two weeks. And it's fun 'cause you're just using Garage Band and all the pre-samples and stuff. But this one guy next to me, he always wore a trench coat and a beret. And he would sing into his computer 'cause there was a small microphone hole on the E-Mac computer. - Oh yeah. - And I was fucking next to him and this guy, I'm like trying to like-- - You're doing a blitz for him. - He was just like singing like German into, and he was not German. He was one of those trench coat guys, right? He was watching the dog sing once. - Oh my god, the trench coat's showing you his song. - Dude, this is really good. (all laughing) - You're like the high notes on this board. - Everything about your song is really good. - So you're coming to school tomorrow, right? - I'm actually gonna be out of town. - You're just singing into the fucking thing with his beret and it's like, it's a packed classroom, but I was right next to him, so I had to listen to him do it. And I never forgot that, but I never listened to his song either. And it maybe, it was sick. - You could have been good. - Maybe I should bring it to the little microphone up top. That's crazy. - Yeah, well he wasn't whispering. I'll say that. ♪ Eek my land, yeah ♪ - Yeah. - April 30th, you guys know what's happening, right? - It's my birthday. - It's his birthday. - It's his slime's birthday. ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - No, we're not doing that that day. - Oh, that we're not doing that now. - No, we're not. - We're not doing that. - You can move it. - I'm gonna move it. - You're gonna move it to May 1st. April 30th, Invisible Versus comes out. - This song. - Oh, that makes way more sense and is more important. - It's a 3v3 tag fighter and I've been talking about it literally ever since I was in China every day. - Yeah, you have been. - 3d consistently for oftentimes 10 seconds a day. - Dude, I have to move my, why don't I just keep moving it, I'm getting mad before it. - Before I decide on my plan, I already kinda said yes to the part of fault. What kind of game play can I expect from bloody, bloody, gory, brick dish filled. It's a 3v3 tag fighter and so us three can play together. Us three can have a good-ass time and go get in the five rows of it. - Well, I won't be there. - Go, well, you gotta move it. - No, you move to do another day. - You gotta move it. - Just spend the day moving your birthday. - You move to do another day. - I have a question about this game. It's so damn good. - Fine. - Dude, Viltramites all have big meat. - The Viltramites aren't necessarily a meat-based society. - So there's Viltramites a tiny meat. Even though they have amazing strength, but they have like little. - All Viltramites have big strength, but not all Viltramites have big meat. - Wait, if I was selling his birthday gift for money to buy this game, how much would I be paying for it? - 49.99 standard edition. It's like 2015 pricing, bro. Plus the year when a pass is available, all players have pre-ordered the deluxe edition. Otherwise, you'll purchase it separately for a night. - Do they got high-low mix in this bitch? - They got high-low mix. They got 18 playable fighters in 18 playable stories. - Yeah, and all the characters from Invincible, which just finished season three and is fucking good. - Okay, I do want to move it, man. - I'll move my birthday. As long as Omniemann shows whole in this Invincible game. - Omniemann will show a whole. - Yeah, you can pre-order Invincible versus now on PlayStation X Box and PC, available April 30th. - The only thing happening that day. - At least I won't be 36 for at least one more day. - Market calendars, y'all. - Also, I don't know if this is something. You're only 31, I'm gonna be 36 in a couple of days, but most of the people I went to high school. - A couple of days. - Yeah, that's my birthday in a little bit. Those people went to high school with their dead. I don't know why. - Most people, you went to high school with their dead? - Every story he's got, man. It's like, yeah, I went to school with his girlfriend. - I have a couple of those, yeah. - She's breathtaking, she's dead now. - Yeah. - And then some crazy pretty dead. - It keeps happening. You know, it's, I don't know why. - Honestly, it has happened a few times for me, and then a lot of it is just like married kids. - Yeah. - Which is like being dead. - Yeah. - Dead ass, bro. - Wow, dead ass, bro. - I'm gonna beat you. - Game over, game over, bro. - It is fun, game over, game over, and change. - All right, I think we should talk about the CS tournament 'cause there's a lot to say. And I wanna open it with this interaction that I had with one stable Ronaldo. 'Cause I finally got to say something. - You pressed him. - I pressed him a little bit. - Did you pull that? - He's fumbled, bro. - He got the clip. - So here's the clip. This is a from Ron's stream. I'm coming with the stairs. - What's up? - Hey, why don't you look people in the eyes when they talk to you? - I'm looking at you. - Right now you are. - What do we mean? - We've met each other seven times. (laughing) - You only looked at me because I came up with this stairway and it was the only human thing and we've been out of the game. - Yeah. - Is that him? - He's coming. (laughing) - Shut him on me. - Shut him up or cut of him. (laughing) - An amazing stink of the landing by Ron here to say I should have uppercoded him. (laughing) - He's quick. - I love this specificity of the type of punch. (laughing) - So this happened and then Christian messages me. Christian said, listening to the podcast right now, I think Ron heard your bit. I was walking by him and he stops me. This is Christian who is like a guy who works here. He's not make videos, anything like that. - Ron, he stops me, shakes my hand and says, "Hi, I'm Ron, nice to meet you, "all while staring straight into my eyes." (laughing) - You changed him, bro. - Is this the real thing you observed or is it just something made up to give him shit? - Well, I'm kind of a grouch when it comes to the younger generation, especially people who are upstream. They're always looking for this angle and they're always like, if they don't recognize you as a valid person, the ghost outline of a content person, they kind of see through you. And I'm like, do it yourself. You shouldn't look at me like that or anything. - It was elegant, right? - Yeah, it was. - It was actually beautifully said. - Yeah. - Kill yourself. - Until that. - Welcome. - Welcome to Yard. - I said my cloaks. (laughing) - I'm going to go cloaks. - I'm going to go cloaks. - We're going to show you that video later. - And I say, they hate it. - I rewatched it yesterday and I was like, it's amazing. - It's so good. - And so yeah, I've made this observation a couple of times specifically about Ron. And so I was coming up with the stairs and I saw him. And he's talking to his camera. And I just. - I see him now. - I see him now. - To say what I wanted to say. But simply. - And you know what I appreciate about you is that you fight these battles both on the keyboard and in the real streets. - True. - Yes, bro, I do. Thank you, bro, for appreciating me, bro. - She fights the battles so hard. I was just, there is a lot of value in that that you are the same. - He's the same. - On or off the web. - On or off the web. - There's a day you make, as one of Slime's friends, you have to there's a day that we all come to where you make peace with the fact that it will be how he dies. - Yeah. - Like he, you're pretty morning. - He will die somehow related to like an extension of his personality in a situation it brings him to. - It's crazy, 'cause even casting the event yesterday, there was a thread on, a lot of weeks read it about the commentary. And the casters are on the couch all day. Like there's pretty much no bread. - They were crushing it too. - Did a great job. - Did an amazing job. - Did I check out to talk to them more? - I was just too locked in eating bananas and shit. - I know, I wanted to talk to them more too. And within, 'cause they're so busy and locked in. Within an hour of this complaint on the Ludwig subreddit going up about the commentary, about one specific person. It, there's a reply. Throwns into the bones. - Throwns into the bones. - It's not, it's not, it's not. - So he's, he's dueling Ron in person and dueling the commentator's online. - It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not. - That is Carlson, it's like playing a cymbal in the morning. - I almost say, I think we did great on the commentary. It's very fun. See, this is kind of an easy game to cast. You had a lot of time. And I've commentated a lot. I mean, Ludwig have, right, for mail-in and stuff like that. And so, so I was like, I wonder how the, the piece of his fan base that is sort of the most sensitive to friction is feeling about this. And sure enough, there was one, this is the post. I'm watching the Ludwig game in the minor. And by God, why is this one cast or so fucking negative? I get the jokes can be funny sometimes, but Colin Ludwig slow every single aim duel, which he was. - Stop being remotely entertaining. If it's the 50th time you're doing it, also it wasn't that often, 'cause we didn't get to observe them that much. It sucks so bad I have to watch one of the team POVs. I reply. - Anyway, let me pause you right there.
before you cut to your apply, and not that it matters how many upmost does this have, how pervasive of a post is it? - It's like negative, it's like zero. It doesn't exist. - There's no Paul. - You have yours. - But there's a human being who said this Jake, like you weren't fucking being typed this shit out. - I don't know what to ignore it, Jake. - I get that joke too. - Yeah, you like to do it. - You said Jake, your name is Aiden. It's not Jake. (laughing) - You look at him, I'm like crossed up, I was like. - Because this guy has heard us a hundred times and they all rolled their fucking eyes, and I'm like, there's a human being who typed that shit. - No, there's a part of me that if I think about it too much, I go insane, so I just have to not. - So I reply. I said, "Hello, bro, I am the caster. I am really sorry. I'll try to be more positive toward Ludwig. I didn't think about how bad it would upset you if I was mean to a guy that I met almost 10 years ago and who has seen his open spread but hold more times than I've seen a Roporealis in the sky." - You've seen it once, right? - Roporealis? - Yeah, I think you've seen it once. - Really when? - In Colorado? - It gets around. - It gets around? - Did you see it? - You see it? - Many times. - I think I saw the Coachella last year. (laughing) - You said it's Roporealis. (laughing) - The other side. - Anyway, my experience was great. I had a lot of fun casting with guys. We had a lot of fun. It was really-- - The bits of the caught seemed really funny. I think you guys were just like flowing and telling people-- - I'd be with Launders. Launders will never come on the yard. - What? - Why? - 'Cause that you guys were on screen and it was shroud and you was leading over you while you were on the computer and I said it's like young thug in the meme that everyone in the room laughed. And then later it happened again and he goes, "It's like young thug." And everyone fucking erupts on commentary. You can see me. If you go to that clip and you look in the background, I go. (laughing) - Wait. Wait, we showed that water on the yard. - No, it's on the yard. - You kind of said what Nick said. (laughing) - It was a hamplier. - It's like a hamplier. - We lost like a hamplier. - I've been using my guests for one time and people onters off the yard. - Wow. - Is there anything you can do to remedy this? - No, it's fine one time. What do you do? - What if he makes an apology? - He can wrap a apology video. - Oh yeah, 100% is on the yard. (laughing) Maybe it's a three minute wrap and it's on Twitter. - Yeah. - There's like kind of a spectrum of dealing with like commenters and people online. He's on one end where like-- - I'm on a spectrum. - He's on one side, very deep. - He's on one side. And I would say Ludwig's on the other where he's pretty checked out. I feel like you were immune. You have powerful-- - I feel like I did see, sorry to interrupt. I feel like it was like a month ago or something. You like popped off on someone on Twitter and it kind of blew up. - Oh fuck, what was the context? It was about like a creator or like you were defending someone. What am I thinking? - Man, when he gets in an Uber, he'll start replying. That's all it is. - I did reply. - There's two. Those polos TV, but I don't think you're talking about that one. The other was this commenter. I don't even remember what they said, but I just said like, this is the last time we'll interact and tell you what it is. - Exactly what it is. - That's exactly what it is. 'Cause it is about-- - I don't remember what it was about, but it was something about like grinding or creating or something and they were just being super negative. And I was like, man, if you're gonna say one thing in our memory, it's like had a shit ton of likes. And I was like, that is cool. Like I felt it. I was like, oh man, if I got that notification, do you spend any amount of time on remembering that guy's name to make sure you don't accidentally interact with him? - No. - I mean, if I interact with him again, it's the perfect kind of one, I guess. - Yeah, yeah. If they go through the friction and make you another count to talk to you again, like sure, take it, but you know. But I have the perception just from the amount of stuff you like kind of like put out online, even on something like Twitter, that you have a pretty healthy relationship with it all. Like, are you secretly going to war? Do you have a Kevin Durant burner where you're going? - Well, I was at the Renfair the other day, Jarvis was actually catching me up on the KD files 'cause he's super into NBA and I was like, this is the most exhilarating shit I've ever heard. This is awesome. Not really, I feel like if I see something that is, you know, I've seen plenty of mean shit about how I'd look or talk or my teeth or whatever granular bullshit. Yeah, that it's like, you know, especially in the early days that it's like, you ignore it. I feel like the stuff that would get to me and would get a reply is if it's like something that part of me knows they're right. So if someone was like, really disappointed in this video of, you know, you didn't talk about this and I thought that this was like, really dismissive that you didn't talk about this. And especially it hurts when it's like a part that I cut because it didn't flow very well. And I'm like, fuck, I should have kept it in there. There's sometimes all reply, but if something's just straight up mean and it's not even constructive, I'm like, I've learned it. Don't even spend that. Really disappointed is like a dagger of a start. It's like, it's like my dad replied and he's like, he dropped off again, didn't he? (laughing) I watched, ding. - This is what I think I'm trying to shift of the family. - I just got a call from Verizon, what the fuck is it called? (laughing) - Do you share hell with someone? - Are you a one man operation? Is your channel just you? - Yeah. - Bad ass. - Everything? - Yeah, it's always shouldn't say. - It's been just me. - You and Premiere, what do you edit it? - Yeah, Premiere. - That's always been that way? - Yeah, going to war. - No, you used Pinnacle once or twice. - I don't know what Pinnacle is. - Really? - It was the free one way back. - You ever did Final Cut? You never did fucking. - I'm just Delby Premiere, Creative Cloud, baby. Classic. - Dude, how much time do we have left on the podcast? 'Cause I know we wanna talk about the tournament, but I actually prepped something. - Oh, make sure we got through that. - Oh, it's so much more energy in the tournament. - Dude, okay. - Last night we got a team dinner and we had a lot of soju, and then I couldn't sleep when I was in the hotel, and I was like, wait, I wanna bring something, so I have specific questions for each of you. - What? - But they're kinda first person to ever do this. - They kinda have a different vibe, 'cause I was like, man, I wanna come a little prepared, it seems a little fun. Needless to say, this might not be funny, it might really suck, but it was like entertaining me last night. That's all I matters. - That was great. - I'm gonna start with Ludwig. - So what we're gonna do is, I know you just finished tip to tip and your Mandarin is probably like some of the strongest, it will be 'cause it's fresh. - 'Til I die, yeah. - Yeah. - So I'm gonna say the first part of like a famous vine, and you have to finish it in Mandarin. (laughing) Classic shit. - Okay, yeah. - I'm just about plissies and burgers. - I told you, this shit is probably really stupid, okay. - Look at all those. (laughing) I don't know, I don't know the vine. - Bro, you fucked it up. - He said it's a little grunge. He goes, look at all those. - And then she says something. - One word. - It's an animal. - Look at all those. - I wondered if, I mean, I tried to pick like, the most-- - We eat it. - Millennial last famous. - Oh, cow's. - No, chicken taste. - Yes. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Deedle. (laughing) - Do you know? - Deedle. - Wait, so can you say the whole vine? - Look at all those. - No, no. (laughing) - Let's just do the finish. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. - Four more words. - He's like absolutely. - Fuck you. - There was no audio. - Chicken. - Wow. - I tried to pick the most like, basic Millennial-ass famous vines to just be like a layup, but damn. Okay, let's try it on. - Look at me in there. I mean, that was just, it was a big, yeah, yeah. Road work ahead. - Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, hope it does. (laughing) - Just kidding. - Just kidding. - It's like, what? - It was just a million dollars. - We're like, wait, it's like, it's sometimes the tones work. - Yeah, it's crazy. - They have a lot of loan work. - God damn it. - Fuck you. - Fucking still had kind of an accent with your accent. (laughing) - This one's fun. I said, whoever threw that paper, oh my God, you're need a mama sure. Need a mama sure, Pianza. That's the closest I can get you. - I don't know where to check it for. - Can we get all this translated archie? You gotta figure it out, talk to someone. You gotta figure this out. - I realized that on the way over. I was like, I have no way to know if this is right. (laughing) - It's a pain to me. - Yeah. - Okay. - You just keep that health. - Okay, I have the last one. It's a little bit longer. - Two bros chillin' in a hot tub. - Ah, ah. - Liange Gongli Zai, gay. (laughing) - Okay, you also did like a very, very homophobic guy. (laughing) - Okay. - Cut of fine colors. - Well done. - Well done. - Yeah. - I don't know if it'd be a good idea or a dumb idea, but I think I feel like you did pretty good. - I said two kilometers. - From gay. - Which is not exactly how the vine goes. - Oh, instead of five for the part. - Yeah. - Oh, it was five. - Yeah. - What's five in Chinese? - Oh, oh. - Of course. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - That's why you're somewhere. - A lot of other. - That's what I say when I'm sliding right, past you in the hallway. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. - Five. - Five. - I don't know, I'm speaking so much midway. (laughing) - My midwest end. - So yeah. (laughing) - Okay, um, let's do slime. - Okay. - Okay, this is kind of a two-parter. I looked up what your top three most stream games were by hour ever. Do you know what they are and in what order? - In order, is it? - Wow. - I'll try. I think it's maybe it's Super Smash Brothers Malay, League of Legends Valorant. - You got the three correct, but you beefed the order. - Really? - Holy Valorant at number one with 663 hours. - It's unbelievable. - League of Legends at second with 535 hours and Super Smash Brothers Malay at 490 hours. - So you forget to put the category when you do like tournament commentary sometimes? - I always do the category. - That's funny, as I sorted it by least. And you had 0.2 hours in a game just called Malay. (laughing) - That was like, I was definitely.
- That's what happens. (laughing) - Yeah, I did, yeah, man, those right games had a grip on me for a while, but you break out of the horrible cube and you see what it did to you. - I feel like League has a place in your soul still, but is Valorant? - Valorant is no place in my soul. - Yeah, I saw the last time you had played it was like 2020 or something. - You know what's funny, is I got banned on Twitch for a week and they, what I thought they did is they deleted your entire channel, but they actually just unlisted every video you've ever made, which was actually kind of nice. I thought those were all gone. So I just have to relist them, which I haven't done, 'cause I don't know what I say in those. So I might just get banned again. - Would you get banned for again? - I got banned because a guy said something really, really mean in an unbanned form and I told him to kill himself, but the problem with doing it in an unbanned form is there's a text trail of that to where Twitch can incur some liability. - You wrote, I wrote it out. - You wrote, hey dude, kill yourself. - When you say it on a stream, you can kind of always get, that's why you don't get, you get taken down. You can say it with like a plausible that I haven't done yet. - I try not to say it, but you can joke. - Do not tell me that, 'cause I see you on MSCR and I see you on League of Legends. You're basically Liam. - MSCR, what MSCR is what he meant to say. It's Minecraft speed running. - You've been like grinding there recently, right? - Yeah, and when it goes wrong, he turns into a guy named Liam, who is kind of, - He's our depressed friend. - He's our depressed friend. - He's a mom's homeless. - His mom's homeless. - You go through a dark time. - Yeah. - Some games bring me through the dark times, but I say, - Like I'm six. - I never say it, well, that one hurts. - That one, I've never seen him like that. - Because it was just, you weren't having fun, or what? - 'Cause the controls were so foreign to me, and sometimes your brain has an idea, and when your hands can't perform it, that's frustrating. And sometimes you feel like your hands can't perform it because the engines differ, the controls are bad, whatever. - Yeah. - Then it's like, then you become despondent, then you become an animal enraged. - I remember when I was playing, I don't know if it was six or seven. - Don't keep going. - That I joined a multiplayer lobby and someone had an ability where they could just see through walls, and I was like, what are you doing? - Wait, looking at an ability in the game. - Yeah, it wasn't a hack, but I saw the kill cam, and they had activated a point streak. - Oh, the sniper rifle? - Yeah, yeah, it's a sniper kill streak that it illuminates everyone through the walls, and you can just shoot them where they're at. - It doesn't adhere to bullet penetration, so it goes through walls. - I saw it, and I was just already feeling, so I had game pass, so I was playing with a buddy, and I was just like, I don't really rage like that, or be like, you know, but sometimes the like, YouTuber credit comes out, and I like for 15 minutes, I was just like, what the fuck are we even doing? Like, Modern Warfare 2019 was, they were starting to do something, and it's just been the same shababa bomb, and then I just quit, and I was like, what the fuck am I playing this time? - I was in shock. - I was in shock. - It's 2019, right? (laughing) Shot through the wall. - If you can rage with a well articulated argument, does it count? - It's like, yeah, I don't know. - But, man, fuck, Call of Duty. - Yeah, Call of Duty was the beginning and the end, because they invented War Zone, and they realized, wow, this is what everyone actually wants, and then the actual game became a little, ugly little step brother. - Yep. - No, how stoked they were about the animations in the sounds of 2019, and it was like, oh, we're doing something new, and then it was just, they're repeating the literal same. - They made a shot up, man, they got Nicki Minaj in that shot. - So imagination's lit. - So imagination's just like, - Just a little pussy, dude. (laughing) - I'm saying. - There's this giant pod retrospective video that came out like within the last year, and I was watching it, and he's going through all of the games, chronological order, and like breaking down, like what they did well, like what, you know, what the developers, like goal behind the messaging was, and like the deeper themes of Call of Duty at the time, and looking at like Call of Duty 3, compared to what it is now, is actually insane. Like it's, it looks like, it feels like you're almost looking at like Goldnye, and like, there's like this simplicity and beauty to it, they're always like, yeah, you're with your brothers in World War II, but now it's sniper shots through walls and Nicki Minaj. - Yeah, because the game was originally just a group of Quake Modders, that's who made the first one, and all the way up to four, I think maybe even passed it. And they weren't even given clearance to do a game in the modern world until four. They were forced to do historical games before that. - Oh. - Dude, the only game that took out a couple of bells is like realistic ones. - World War II was a big genre for that era. - It was Halloween. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What was the, there was two other huge, what, like Metal of Honor? - Metal of Honor Frontline was what he could be on our day. - It's correct me, 'cause you seem to know your Call of Duty shit, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't a lot of the Call of Duty team were the same people that worked on the Metal of Honor game that really popped off, and I think they were just scouted by Activision to be like, "Hey, that was really good." Let's, like, 'cause I think there was only like one or two Metal of Honor games. - Well, that's probably true. I'm not sure. I know they worked on Battalion, but I don't know anything about Metal of Honor. - It is, to your point. - Oh, yeah, no, they did. Yeah, yeah. - Then it was like some of the core people that one of the people-- - Yeah, a lot of the people who worked on Cod 4 also worked on Metal of Honor. - Yeah. - I know a lot of them. - To your point, when I got at Xbox 360, we were talking about this, and this actually get to my question for you, but I was playing the Call of Duty 2 campaign, 'cause that was like the launch title. It holds up so well. I mean, I was playing in a little-- - You saw a sprint bitch. - Yeah, I was playing it on a little CRT, but I was like, "This still looks good." - Doesn't that campaign start in Russia, and you blow up that cool building, and you're running away? - Yeah, you have to go playing all the things, and it's snowing up, and you turn around and it goes-- - Yep. - Very cool. - That was super cool. - I went down a really quick, I went down a very crazy rabbit hole last year, kind of really into Modding Cod 4 last year. And I was reading through, I downloaded basically just the game's main patch file, and I was just, I was reading it like a book. I was just reading it for fun. - This is like, you know, you need to be going through. - I know, so nerdy, and I didn't talk to any of my friends. - No, I think that's a beautiful, well, that part. - And a lot of the developer comments were commented out by a person, like a person. They signed with their name, and I was like, "Oh, I wonder who this person, "because they put their last name." They wondered who this person is. I looked and I found their YouTube channel. I just watched all their videos, 'cause they make a bunch of love that shit. - They just talk about maps they worked on, like whatever. - It was like, - It was like, "I just in one," and then I found like their town and like, - Yeah, yeah. - Like this as they would frequent. - Showed up, and then they went outside their home until I could get them to sign up. - Exactly, exactly. I tell you, I did this. - Dang, sorry, I continue. - No, no, that's beautiful. I love when people are so into something you're like, I wanna know everything about how this is made. - It's not like massive fans. - That's a real fucking fan. Not these fake fans, dude. - Again, I just go and say. - Tell 'em, bro. - Tell 'em, Jake, tell 'em. - Okay, well, you know what? Let's, I'm gonna save yours for last. We'll come back to the Xbox question. Aiden. Wait, no, I didn't finish yours. I was gonna say of those three, Mary Fuck Kill, Ludwig Nick Aiden. No, I'm just getting Valorant. - Mayway Aiden and the League. - I kill Valorant. I think I fuck, I fuck League. - Yeah. - And say, "Yeah, you marry Mary." - This is the Marry Man. - This is the Marry Man. - I was like, "Oh, this is," and then the more I thought about it, I was like, "I don't know what town about you." - It feels like kind of a layup. - I don't know if Dazie is dark. - I'm eager to kill Valorant. - Yeah. - I've had his life with Melee. - Melee was the obvious Mary. Like, that's not the happiest life. - Yeah, I think, and me and Diana, especially the skin, I got for Diana, which was a gotcha skin that you had to like pay money to earn. Like, that is just a crazy summer of love. - Oh yeah. - Like, that's how I felt. - I feel, I understand how it was like. - He's basically just kind of fantasizing about this guy. - Let's go. - It doesn't make him better for me. - I know that. - He's a great man. - He's like, "Oh, yeah." - Yeah, my champion pool are all like, just raw, like, sexual partners. - I wanna do it where all the crugs are. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, I wanna kill one of these little babies. - Let's go to crap, run away. You don't wanna see this. - We both know it's not right. - We both know we shouldn't be doing this. - My car came in toward the end of the molecule. - Thank you, it was crazy. - She's in the spot any minute, we gotta get out of here. - She's not here for me. (laughing) - Wait, is that a wart? - I just see a wart in my bush. - Fuck Mary Killvey, the members of the podcast, let's do that one. - No, that was just a bit. You don't have to do that. - I kill eight and immediately. - Shripple. - Shripple. - More, more, more, more, more, so I fucking need. - What? - It's not an helicopter. (laughing) - If you say a wart, it's via NAR in the AC-13, why do you want it? - I want you to turn the five white specks on five different sides of the field. - He's behind 12 walls on the side of the system. - Okay. - They have the kill streak. - I say a little bit counting 30 guys with RPGs. - Wow. - Oh. - Oh, sorry. - It's but work, we hug and we kiss. - I thought you'd be your fuck to be honest. - Mmm, no. - No, he wants to fuck you. Yeah. - There was a butthole talk before. - Butthole talk. How that butthole talk. - We saw it. - That's your next podcast. - Butthole talk. - Butthole talk. - Butthole talk. - The yard's over. - Yeah, I think, and then I fucked a lot of weight because I've been, because I've, at one time I said I wanted to wash him. - That's intense. - That is so much more intimate than making work. (laughing) - I also don't feel in context as you said. - I just said it without context. - What? - I said it on the podcast that I want to wash. - Something they do in Titanic. (laughing) - So romantic. - I don't know, I think I'm Mary Nick, and we grow a lot of Mary Nick, huh? - Oh, it would be annoying for sure, I think. - Yeah, it would Nick be a wild ride. - Yeah, I think we would know each other in the way that it, you know, typically partners were. - Did our separate rooms within week two. - But we both love that. - Yeah, and that's the compromise. - Yes. - Time together, but then you'd spend time alone. - Yeah, we'd spend time alone. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah. You know what I mean? (laughing) My office marriage is still a marriage
- It'd be one day of the month where you guys get together, like, should we split the bills? - No, but it wouldn't be like that. - It wouldn't be like that. - It's a time for a yearly split. - Or yearly hangout. (laughing) - Yeah, even on the AC, a lot. (laughing) Turn that down, maybe. - That's the level of intimacy. (laughing) - AC, a conversation. - So yeah. - So, as you guys know, I started my own coffee shop. It's not doing very well. - Well, that's because you do one pour over a day and you usually drink it. - And you call it Slime's Thick Cups. (laughing) - So it is called Slime's Thick Cups, but I found out that there's actually a hole in the accounting system because what I do is I provide an animal bone with every coffee. - Which is only one. - And it's only one coffee, and they're huge mousse bones. - And no explanation for what the bones for, how to use it or how it relates to the coffee. - It's a thing, it's a thing of the coffee shop. It's a thing to stir the coffee. - No, yeah, I don't care what you do with it, but it's a thing of the coffee shop. And it's annoying because no one really appreciates the thing, couldn't have just done, like, get that cafe. - Can I tell you? - What? - I love visiting Slime's Thick Cups. - Do you? - My least favorite part? - Break it in Highland Park? - Yeah. - Did Highland Park, but my least favorite part is it was a pain, isn't the bone? - Oh my God. - It's like, I can't pay you easily. - You're a cash-only business, but only Rupees. - Cash-only for bones? - Rupees for bones. (laughing) - Rupees for bones. - And I barely have any Rupees. - Every other shop I go to has square, and it's incredibly easy, and it tracks my rewards. You need to get on that. - It takes payments that person online or on the go to contract inventory and sales automatically. It's like the best payment system you can use called square. - Well, why not, look, a hand-to-hand Rupees for the bones. - Oh, man. - No, I'm talking about it. - It doesn't work. - No, two squares in five. - It flies, but it's 2026. - Yeah. - We can't do Rupees for bones anymore. - What you're doing is way too messy, square, can simplify it. It works for one location shops like yours and businesses with multiple teams in service areas. So if you wanted to expand, this is probably a crucial element of that. - And businesses use square online earn 36% more on average, and you'd earn 3,000% more if you stopped accepting only Rupees. - But the thing is, I'm not really allowed to hire people. - Yeah, we'll get it. - That's a really square demo. - That's really not really square. - That's where it is. - All that problem for me. - But banned from the state by hiring people to work for me. - Not something we should really discuss. - If you can't help that. - If you're at home and maybe you have a regular business that takes regular money, your listeners can get up to $200 off square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/yard. That's square.com/go/yard. - And I'll say it right now. You guys can take thick cups, whatever your name. John, thick cups, Alice's thick cups. Take it. - Hey, look at this. - Why? - This guy's a thick cup junior for the kiddo. (laughs) - And with that, maybe a square has done their first ad read for us. - I got a thick achino for the pup. (laughs) - Let's get back to the episode. There you have it. - Okay. - Okay. - All right, Aiden. Dying in no way. - Okay. - Dying in no way. - Dying in no way. - Dying in no way. - Dying in no way. - Dying in no way. - Dying in no way. - Dying in no way. - Dying out how you bottled Aiden. - Show people your inventory, you know what it was prompting. - It was prompting. - It was prompted by Aero. - Aero is the skin guy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's the skin guy. And I went up to Aero like a crazy collection. - Aero does? - Yeah. - Yeah, Aero hasn't like anything. - It's like him and Ona are like the, they're the skin guy. - They're like the guys. - Yeah. - So I wanted to like show him the skin guy. - It was nothing light. - And then you have some crazy pieces. - And I went and I don't think anyone has crazy pieces. - I wish I could look you in the eyes. And lie to you. - With your little geography socks on. - With by the way. - With my mother gave me these. They were free. - Shout out. - They were free. Your mom paid for them. - Yeah, 'cause she bought them. - This is count. - Mom money is. - There's mom money is his business. - She's infinite. - She says infinite mom money. - She says infinite is not the crazy. - She goes out in the yard and the morning gets it off the tree. - She goes out in the yard in the morning and gets it off the tree. - No one has ever called me badass, ever, ever. So I can't. I don't think I can embrace. - Hold on, bro. It was pretty badass yesterday when you won your 1v1 against Flom. - I like seeing you pop off. Swung 'em on A and S. - That was hype. - I like seeing that pop off. - I was sitting behind watching one of those games and it was. - It's funny 'cause I can't stand seeing him pop off. - Well, you guys have a more defined relationship. - There's a difference. - I just like seeing the passion. - I've also never been to a LAN. - I don't even know where it means. - And now I want to go to a bunch. - No, I mean it, bro. - I am a trapped dog. - I'm getting that. - And I was like, "I don't know where else to go." - I'm like, "Sorry, you're fucking crazy." - I don't know where else to go. - I'm like, "What are you like, what are you doing?" - I'm like, "What are you doing?" - I'm like, "Hey, can you go to the room?" - I got a bandit that's cigar in my mouth, and I'm like, "I need a room." - Shopping through the trees. - "Javon, 3v." - "Speep, beep, beep." - "You have a fucking tack insert just pulling in." - It's pulling in over and over. - I mean, tell me, what are you telling me? - We're doing after this. - We're just doing a little shoot after this. - Okay, I appreciate it. I mean, you said it ironically. - Mm-hmm, you said it ironically. You said, "I liked." - I was irony in his voice. - I liked that you were enthused. I appreciated that. - It was cool. - And we're inventory is crazy. - My actual question was, what do you think happens to us when we die? - Ooh. - Wow, it's a great guy. - It's a great guy. - Yes, it's a great guy. There's something in me that I was just like, I feel like I got to hit Aiden with something. - I think nothing happens when we die. And I think that's why I'm so scared of it. It's my biggest fear out of anything. I don't think I'm like really scared of things in general. And I actually, my real, like most raw fear is when I imagine the moments of passing away. - That's really because I really, I relate to that. - Yeah, and I think that's it. And I hope there's something, you know, but that's also the thing that you won't know that it's it. You're not aware of that, which that is kind of freaky in itself, but also there's a piece in that. - I think that's my biggest discomfort. Is I have a really big problem with just uncertainty? I like to have things planned. I have goals and an arc for what's next in life. And having, I like having things short up and assured. And it's the biggest uncertainty in life. So I think that's why it like, it's this thing that lives with me. - Really? - In a really raw way. - Yeah, it's like the antithesis of that. - Exactly, exactly. - Exactly. - Sometimes you're at a red light three in the morning, and guy just fucking flies by you. Let's say he's doing 70 miles an hour, he almost fucking. - And it's a red light. And he just almost blows your fucking mead out of the pieces. And you're just sitting at the red light. - You got a small frail meada, it's nice. - It's your 2000 pounds. - This is a hypothetical car. - No one's living right here. - No one really owns these cars. - Dude, yeah. - Like, say the person driving this meada, just fucking starts chasing this person through the streets of the San Gabriel Valley. - Hypothetically, that's an everything. - Hypothetically. - In Los Angeles California. - And they just start chasing them and chasing them and chasing them. And they start going faster and realizing that they're being chased. - I'm gonna find you. - I'm gonna kill you. - You just chase them down to where they, you hope they live. - Yeah. - They pull into where they live. - So, let's say that happened, Aiden, that doesn't go through your mind. If you were in that situation, you don't chase that guy. - I don't chase that guy. - You don't chase that guy. - You're not afraid. But in the moment, maybe you're so mad that you don't think about what comes after. You don't think about what comes after. You just show angry that this guy almost fucking sent you there. - I'd be angry at him. - You'd be angry. - I might in this hypothetical world where we dropped it Western Slope and we're in the game. - Not real. - And I wouldn't do that. - You wouldn't do that. - I wouldn't do that. - Would you, would you, would you cuss? Would you say a cuss world? - I'll fuck you. - Oh my cuss. - Oh boy. - I think that's the only time. That's the only time I say. When I call somebody a cunt with real animosity, that's usually in the car. - Yeah, 'cause it's fucking you almost killed me, dude. - You'd break in the case of emergency. - But it has to end right there. - I respect that. - Flip, flip, flip. - I scared to crap out of me. - Have you, this is maybe on the same topic. Have you ever had a moment where you're like, this is it? - For whatever reason. I feel like I fly quite a bit and visit family a lot. I remember there was one flight in particular. I think going to Washington where I was just like, so in my head, that this is it. And I went through this whole arc where I eventually came to peace with it that I was like, you know what? It's been pretty good. - Oh god. - I got a lot of people in my life that love me. I've had a good, I've done a lot. This is okay. And then everything was fine. - And I was welcome to Washington. - I know. - Please get off the plane. - You're just raw dog in the seat in front of you, finding acceptance. - It wasn't even super turbulent or anything. - I think my anxiety was just like hitting a lick. - It happens to me too in flights. Sometimes I'm like totally cool and sometimes like, this might be the one that goes down. - Yeah, it puts you in a bit of a loop. I think the only time
I think it was the first time we got swatted. And I like walked outside, hands up, middle of the night. - Yeah, you guys are on a different level with the streaming stuff, that's insane. - I take it, I go outside, I go out. - I go out, I go out, I go out. - You might see so little, I go out. - I go out, you might see so little, I go out. (laughing) - Ah, I'm just playing, I'm just playing. - I got you all mighty, ah! (laughing) - Ooh, didn't like the same time that happened. - Yeah, I actually, for, for, for, wait. - The fourth one, there's a cop who came to talk to us. - No, no, no, no, there was, there was one time where it was just me and Ludwig. - Yeah. - Oh really? - That's just a tag team duo. - Yeah. - That's when they went into our house before we even, - It's neither, it's just a gay couple. - So they broke, they broke into the home. - Yeah. - And then, damn. - I, I realized something was happening. I was upstairs, Ludwig's downstairs in a streaming room. And we're, I'm headphones on, he's headphones on. Nobody hears the fucking megafound outside, which is how they like call you out of the house. And then, Ludwig came up to the kitchen for water and then we're already in the house. And there's screaming at him. - Oh, man. - Look at all the fucking ground out, get all the fucking ground out. - And I was like, in the sky right there. - You want me to get on this ground? (laughing) - You drove into the splits, that's what you got here. - I'm on it. - My pants hit the ground first. (laughing) - That's the gross stuff, that's the gross stuff. - It's the gross stuff, it's the gross stuff. - Yeah, that was lit. - Wait, you said real quick when I asked about the death thing, you were like, this is something you've been cooking on. - Oh yeah, I've been working on this. Like, it's a fear of yours or what? - Acceptance. - No, no, no, no, it's not a fear of mine, but I know it's a fear of his and I've been hoarding all this wealth. You know, I'm making a fabulous amount of wealth to get a resurrection stone. - Yeah, for him? - So we can kill Aiden, and we go Aiden, I have a stone. (laughing) - It's only gonna be a little bit for you, it might feel like forever, but. (laughing) - This could be the worst case scenario, right? It's like, you die, and then you're in, nothing happens, and then you're brought back, and then you live the rest of your life with the certainty that it's nothing. - Well, then it's all right, 'cause I'll just die. - I got a stone for you. So you'll just come back. - Well, you could just keep using the stone. - It's a good stone. - It's a good stone. - It's a good stone. - It's like a Gamma Doppler stone. - It's a Gamma Doppler for stone. - It's a good stone. - Okay, okay. - There's a, - It's what Larry Allison is using to stay alive forever. - It's got the pussy pattern. - Yeah, and a fanatic sticker on it. - He wanna be in that one. - He wanna be in my pussy pattern. - This actually said, I'll be in your pussy pattern. - There's like six, I think six Chinese emperors who all died trying to drink in a lecture of life. - Yeah. - It was just mercury. - It's so pretty. - Yeah, it's like, it's literally in his medical school. - Yeah. - You're doing disempova. - All right. - You're fucking. - I'm fucking died. - I prepared a question for you that we're almost at time here. - Okay, I still gotta ask Nick his. - Oh, you know what? How about you do that in the last month? - This won't be super long. Nick, because I genuinely don't know, can you explain this? The difference between RGH and JTAG Xbox 360 mods and when you're done, can you say your favorite producer tag as accurately as you can? - Oh my god, yeah, I can do both. - Okay. - The first one is actually, I'm not greatly great at describing the difference. RGH stands for Recyc Glitchhack and it's just a more sophisticated way to do a very similar thing. The both mods require you to, as far as I understand, to micro solder onto the board, you're basically tricking the Xbox into skipping its security function by having two parts of the motherboard wired to each other. - That's what's up. - That's my understanding. I don't, the JTAG is just the older way to do it and it's like I updated it. You don't really buy JTAG's anymore, but people still say it. You usually only buy RGH Xboxes now. - That's the other two lines. - And now there's an even more updated version that is a slightly different thing called a bad avatar where it's just a USB stick on a vanilla console. - You can just do it on it. - Yeah, one USB vanilla console, no mods on the Xbox. - We don't have to mail bomb the Wii anymore. - Well, this is like, dude, it's crazy. It's like, you just literally put in a USB regular Xbox, you have an RGH until it turns off and then it's not one anymore. - Damn, dude, side note, I, when I got into the homebrew shit, obviously the Wii was like pretty easy to do all that. - Wii is so easy. - Whenever I got a PSP, I remember I was up late and it was a similar thing where there's something about the battery that was part of the security check back when it was harder to like hack. They had to like get the battery open and basically just like rip off, but it was really weird. But I was using an Xacto knife to try to cut the battery open and I like cut my thumb open and it was like 2 AM and like no one was awake and I was like, "Fuck, they're gonna say you blew your house up." - Yeah, you had to cut your thumb or the battery exploded, right? - It was not. It was not. Yeah. - It wasn't, it wasn't for me. - So there's like funny producer tags that there's a lot that I, that's one of my stems I'd say is just saying producer tags. - She's kind of took a guess. - I really like may back music, but I think my actual real favorite one is Lil Wayne's tag, which is just the sound of a big lighter going twice. - Oh, yeah. - Which is, in the middle of the way it starts wrapping, I think it's like the coldest shit ever. - Damn. - Which is like, you know, it's not very easy to say with your voice, but yeah, I really like that one. I'll do like the baby tron one, which is like the, "Oh shit, at the Danny G beat." So I could just for an hour. I, so many, but my favorite is Lil Wayne's. - Damn. - Patreon episode, it's Nate, Jake, and Nick. - Dude, we can do a part- - I just remembered I'm just about racking. - Music for sure. - Music for sure. - It's the BTS, Jacob, ATS. - Let's do one hour. - You mean a room with a microfiber. - An FL studio. - Dude, we should do another beat off and make you Jake, you can, you can. - Referee. - Referee, dude, I would be. - I would be. - Judge it after. - I would be an itching to get back in. - It's been a year. - We were supposed to beat off before China, but yeah. - Yeah. - We went to China. - We went to China. - We went to China. - We went to China. - And yeah, it's beating off's band in China. - Yeah, we can't do over there. We gotta get it done for. - Like sampling just records you find in China for your beat off style. - I know, my, I'm gonna beat off Chinese style now. - Yeah. - Okay. - What? - Just with the finger trap. (laughs) - Hold on, don't get it, brother. - We already, and we've conquered that. - What was your question about? - It's co-op jerking off with the finger trap. - Yeah, I have one question for you that I wrote down. - Yeah. - And this is just actually gonna be our last question before we have to wrap. - Niki Jaki. - Yeah. - Cut or uncut. - Yeah. - Oh cut. - And dude, it fucking breaks my heart. I'm still trying to get it back. - Hey, this is the cut side of the room. - We're all searching for the phantom limb. - It's like, I'm gonna get it back. (laughs) - It's good. - I'm gonna get it back. - You should understand that, never give up on that. And when you find it, you can come back to the side of the room. - Going to the office or the hospital where you're born. Like, where is it? (laughs) - Yeah. - Where the fuck am I? - I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. - I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. - It's up. - They're going to prove, like- - It's like- - I don't see me, I just point, I'm like- - I'm so worried that I can't say. - You know it's missing. - It's something's missing in this picture. - For you guys and cloaks, Jake, we've been waiting for you. Step into our room. I feel like growing up, I had hella friends that were uncut and I was always jealous of the hilarious nicknames they had. - Oh yeah. - But I really quick, I want to hear, you know, what you've heard, what you, what are you spitting? - My friends used to call it my wizard cap 'cause it folds over at the tip. - Yep, yep. - Right. - I was called mind the fly 'cause when you bunch it up, it kind of looks like the fly's big eyes and then it's long nose. - You can do that's way more specific. - That's it. - Some people call it the water balloon because you could take it and then fill it with water and then shower and make it blow up a little bit. - I love that. - Great names. - I feel like I recall like Woody hoodie, cocksock. - I don't want to my favorite ones. - I don't want to my friend Max. He said he called it his creature wrap. (laughing) - That was by far the funniest. - And whenever he gets drunk and he freestyles, he always incorporates like, maybe girl, I'm furrowing my creature wrap. - Wait a minute. - It's a wake in the mouth. - Yeah, and I'll mute my creature wrap. - He's have boring, beautiful circumcised penises, I guess. - Sounds like an all-lull-way mixed-tap creature wrap. (laughing) - The crazy-couching names. (laughing) - That Fetty-Wob album is good as fuck. - All right, well that's the yard. - Any final words? - Thank you, Mr. Jakey. - Dude, thank you for throwing the CS event. It was legit so much fun. - That can't take any credit. Aiden genuinely did everything, including win the whole thing. All I did was show up and kind of get a second to last, metrically. - Was it second? - Aiden was on that shit. - You did great. - You did good. - I'm glad you had a good time. It seemed like everybody had a really good time. - It was so fun and I also just like flom, shout out flom. Dude, he's so good, but he's so chill. I loved the team I was on. I mean, meeting everyone was chill. Dude, I say, nothing is awesome. - Also Squeaks is the man. And he's actually like really fucking good. - Well guys, hope you enjoyed the yard. This is Nikki Jakey. He makes a huge goddamn giant combo videos. - And also rap. - Huge videos, biggest videos you've ever seen. Circumcised, of course. - The only white rapper to own a green screen. (laughing) - It's actually, I don't know. See you next time. (laughing) - When I was in third grade, they thought I was on a green screen. (laughing)
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