Ep. 244 - Exploring the Streets of Hong Kong

[Music] The trip so far has been a catastrophe. If you're listening at home and you're not watching, we are in Hong Kong. And we are sitting in a public park. It's very beautiful. And there's green water and fish and old women walking by. And men in Trim Polo and Aiden is not here because he is fatally ill. We are spending the day. We are going to walk around Hong Kong, searching for items in which to heal our friend. Because he has caught, honestly, again, something so great. He said, "No, it's like I looked it up. It's a new type of flu that you feel really good and then two days later you die." So, again, sorry, but also not sorry for the abnormal episode of the yard today. Hey, if you're not already a Patreon subscriber, there's another hour of me doing this alone yesterday. Because slime was late to the country and Aiden was sick. So, if this is your bag baby, maybe go to the Patreon and you can watch me do it alone. Which I think I'm going to have a small feeling this one's going to be a little more awesome. But, wait, do you say stop? [Music] What's the first rule of healing? First rule of healing? Do you know harm? I'll stop you right there, it's been correct. The first rule is you must find a container. I need some sort of container to place the remedy inside. I guess we do need a remedy bowl. Is there a remedy bowl that we could, there's a bow's store? What about headphones of healing? Headphones would be nice, but we'd have nowhere to put them. What about, so instantly I feel like if we-- Did that-- Get that rich. We could earn maybe a bowl, but I don't, those don't look like bowls, those look like morons. They're not, but I mean we should just go check. I'm just already thinking like, this is something that we can, like-- Oh, the boo boo, the boo boo of healing. Right there? That guy, that's the boo boo of healing. That's clearly the boo boo of healing. That's why it's such high demand. Does anybody work here? Is this just an unmanned claw store? It's cool. I'll say this, and I have these in school. I like this place a lot. I like Hong Kong. Yeah. I think I could live here. Is that too early to say something like that? You have, it gets wet, and you hate wet. It gets extremely mucky and wet, and I don't think you'd like that. All right. But I don't think you're, I don't think you're, you're too sensitive to weather, really. There was a woman on this screen, touching her breast a bunch. The first objective. We need a vessel. Find a container. Yeah. Okay. So these are all kind of like upscale stores, right? Yeah, this whole side. I was kind of here yesterday. This whole boo boo. Rachel, the boo boo. The boo boo. The boo boo has a little back. The boo boo. What did you say earlier? You and H.O.K. developed a rap group or a boy band. H.O.K. was really into this bit of asking me to rap with him, which I tried to explain that if we were in some sort of group, it wouldn't make sense because he'd have to make all the beats and be in the background. Back rap, not scene. Not scene. Right the music. I'd be the rapper, of course. And we came up with our group name. It's the 10 fuckers. We fucked 10s, but we're also 10 fuckers. There's 10 people in the group. I didn't got, oh my, I just got that. There's 10 fuckers and they're all 10 fuckers. That's the first line of our first debut track. It's like the chain smokers. It's like the chain smokers, except different and more crass and harder to say in public here. An H.O.K. is a backman of a 10 person group. He's like this. He's like this, like way back there. What is illegal? No. You got it. Fucking is illegal in front of the hot jeez gate. Do you really hate to see the law just clamp down on people? Well, what if this is a clue? Hucking. Hucking. Stephen. Hucking. We need some sort of device. No, no, no, no. No, Huck, twoa. Huck, twoa. We need some sort of La Boo Boo. I think I understand. Cat cafe, but it's way up there. Is there? Look, it says cat cafe, but it's way up there. Oh, but it's way up there, yeah. So there's a real Rolex store I would like. I think one of the perfect items of healing would be a fake Rolex. They have those. These guys are around. You have to find one. We have to find a spawner. A little cage. We have to find a little, and we have to break it. Yeah. Hold on. Okay, it might be a vessel in here. Can you see this sign? This reminds me quite a lot of healing. Okay. Look, look, look, look. Okay. This would help his feet. We're going to need this. Crazy cool body water. This is what we will spray him with. I like this. This is going to be full body covered. We're going to spray him with this. Rich, I'm fairly certain we're going to find a basket of healing in this place. There's got to be something. Some sort of vessel. The Lord vessel. What is this? This is the lion's tree. We found the lion's tree. This is the lion's keeper. It's the lion's keeper. This is the tiger's tree. I'm going to need that. Cobbed. What is this? Horse oil cream. What must they do to the horse? To extract its cream. Rich. I don't understand. I found another. This is horse oil cream. We're going to need it. We've got them so many tinctures. I think this is a good start. I think we should grab this. I'm back. You guys don't have any sort of containers or anything here. No, okay. It's all good. Thank you. This will do. This will do. Okay. But not quite the container. I mean, it's a vessel, right? It's like a basket. Or something. This is an interesting idea. We just packed it full of shit. I think we do that. Do we get a big one or a small one? Should we get it now? I think we should get it now. We have to get it now. I like yellow. Yeah. But there's something about this metal one. The gun metal. That says nothing. Nothing could come between me and this healing. You know what it says? Indestructible. Okay. See, my card doesn't tap. So, awkwardly. My card doesn't tap. I keep having to say to people here. Maybe later. Hey. Maybe later. Sure. Thank you. And I'm hoping that that's going through English wise in a way that they don't feel threatened by. The lady was like, she looked up at those dresses. She's like, one of these. I was like, maybe later. Well, well, hold on. All right. I need, I know we've been talking a lot about a suit of healing. Close your eyes. Envisioned. First nude. Then underwear. Now put him in an outfit of healing. Immediately. Was it a suit or a dress? It wasn't a suit. It wasn't a suit. All right. Well, let's put this into the vessel of healing. Wait. Can you make? Wait. Archie's not editing this. Archie. Me Archie. I want the offering of time chest opening music. [MUSIC PLAYING] We found the point time I can take that. We do found the-- is it a big deal? It's a massive deal. It's a massive deal. I feel-- oh, I feel free now. I feel like I can put anything in it. We have so much. We have to pack it full of healing tinctures. Maybe we take off the plastic of torments? Whoa. Can the puckari sweat? That's a vibe. Look at that. That's a Instagram picture. I didn't want it. A can of sweat, man. Good shit. I feel-- I do feel empowered, right? Like, we could put anything in this thing. I'm noticing the problem with these is that they're clearly real. And I don't think that real Rolexes can heal because they're real. And real rhymes with heal. So why wouldn't it? Because it's a double negative. And that's a double entendre. It's a magnet. I haven't had while here, by the way. I haven't had like a really complex snack. What the fuck is that? I want like a really complex snack. What are you talking about? Like, imagine an ice cream that has all sorts of textures and layers. Let me ask you. Is that the kind of shit that you like? Yeah, come up with-- Yes. One of my biggest gripes is traveling with Nick. And it's not necessarily fault of him's health. It's a fault of me being intolerant. It's that he's so particular. He's a particular bear. Let me ask you a question. How was your breakfast? It was fine. It was great. I had avocado toast. You can make that with your butt. Okay, hold on. I need you to keep your eyes peeled. Because yesterday, the man selling Rolexes was standing right here. Okay. Wait, there's a jolly bee. So what? They have spaghetti. The spaghetti of healing? That might-- I didn't want to say it, but I'll say this. The first time I had jolly bee was when me and Ludwig did like ranking for past food. It was the worst shit I ever had in my whole life. There's hot dogs in the spaghetti. To be fair, it was from LA and it was cold. But I'm like, what are we doing? I want him to organically hand me one of those. Well, then you need it. The thing is, he-- I'm going to walk casually. He's walking around. He knows you're hopeless. No, no, no. No, he'll hand me one. He'll hand me one. I don't think it's going to happen. Why don't you-- Why do you-- What do you have? You're-- You're-- It's because you're a hopeless manlet. I should try again, I think. Dude, all right. You want me to-- You want to see-- You want to-- You want to see what a true fitness-- I want to see she-- Yeah, he's going to hand you one, man. I need you. I need you really quick. Don't turn around, don't look now. The Rolex man is here. Okay, I saw him, he's behind me. Rich, I need you to go over there so he doesn't suspect anything. And I'm gonna walk by him like we walk by the fitness guy, but he will sense we need a healing launch. - Okay. - And we will start a conversation. So, it'll walk with me. Walk with me, trust me. Let's turn around now. And we're gonna walk by the man with the phone. And he will ask us if we would like a Rolex. (people chattering) - I'm trying to look like a Taurus. - That's him, you know what? - Why does no one want to offer us things? - Let's stand right next to him. - Is it the mics? - Oh, because I'm wearing a watch. - I'm not, I already have a watch. - I'm used to include things. - You stay next to me. - Watch store. - Dude, I could use a watch, I'm not, I've been kidding. I can use one so bad, 'cause I didn't care if it's real. - To that, I never, the problem is I never have one. You know what I'm saying? - Well, only I just had something to understand the time that was a little bit inaccurate sometimes. - He's gone, I left. I feel genuinely disrespect. God, fucking damn it. - Okay, we'll come back to that. We'll come back to that. - Okay, we have Tinctures, which is the first stop. We need items, we need items that emit energy, right? Like a Labooboo, for instance, is a good thing. - I like where your head's at. - Boy, I like where it's at. - No, name one thing like a Labooboo. That is not a Labooboo. - Pokemon. - That's different. Pokemon can be used for combat. Okay. - Yeah, I'll take that. - Is there? - It's a Payless guest house. - Payless. - How many people? - Is there any sort of like a sauna or healing room? - Yes, sauna. - Sauna, steam. - Hot spring. - No, no, okay. I'll still take it though. - That's okay. - I'll still take it. - What does Payless room mean? Is that for whores? - I didn't take you in there, fuck the damn shit out of you. - You couldn't handle me, bro. You couldn't handle back shots for me. - I could handle them. I just wouldn't like them. (laughs) Hold on. Let's go in this alley of pondering. So I did take a picture of the suit place and I can geolocate from the image. - Using the image, recognizable landmarks of the suit place. - So let's see. Okay. The suits are that way. I don't think it's on that side. I think it's wrong. I think it's on this side. I think it's right here. - Let's go up. - Where's the man? He was just here. - He walked away, you're looking at your phone. - Oh. - I thought it was maybe like a more of a magical. - Yeah. - There's no magic on there, too. You know Sam Haltman didn't pay for that round either. You know, he's in trouble. - Annie. (laughs) - We're talking about one. - He did. - He did, he was a court case. - Wait, is that a Batman toothbrush? - This is perfect. - No, this is perfect. - We need this. - Because he's going to have the sickness inside of his teeth or minion. That's the decision. And this is important. - 'Cause one molecule away, Adderall, the other molecule, crystal meth. - Does yours have a tongue cleaner? - It's the same thing, I think. It's like the same thing. - They both say tongue cleaner. - No, this one's six plus, and this one's five to nine. - Well, we a six plus. This one will stop working at age nine. - You're right. Good eye. - Can I ask, what are these? - I think it's like a pig ear or something, or a pink skin or some sort of one? - I think we should just buy one. - Yeah. - But do I just take it? - I don't know, does it go in a bag? You know what, I'm just gonna take it. - Oh. - Let's check out. - Time to check out. - Hi. - These two things, together. - Together? - Yeah. - It's good. Dude, I think we should scam. - How much was it? - Seven hundred Hong Kong dollars. We just paid $70, yeah, $700 Hong Kong dollars, which is, yeah, he just ran our pockets. - That's 70 USD. - Yeah, for a Batman toothbrush, and what I think is a pig ear. But this is for healing. So maybe it's because it's a doctor item. - It doesn't smell like anything. - No, no. - Save it. - Save it. - We can't indulge. - You're right, you're right. - I know we were stupid at Mia. I feel embarrassed. - It's gotta go in the container. - Dude, are Brexit, I think every meal we've eaten hasn't been that amount that we just paid. I'm not getting it. - Go, go, go, go, go, go. - All right. To the suits. - All right, let's first let's go here. Dude, being a doctor is like, it's like hard work. It's hard work, you have to go to the store. - Dude, can we get the listening to the heartbeat? - I like the big metal thing. That's on their head. - What does that do? - Doctors don't do that. Anybody don't use that. - That fell off. We've been thinking a lot about what the first steps of healing are, but we haven't been doing a lot of thinking on what are the first steps of becoming healers. This is our first kind of day on the job. - Yeah, I think, well for one, it's a mental reset, right? We've been so, we've been so wound up. - What? The idea gallery. Where's this mystifying song? I think this place sells items that don't give you any material slots, but they do really high physical damage. Well, do you get any ideas? - No. - Damn it, no. I just, we need a, I can't get off the fake watch. - I guess we could drop my watch in front of him and then we could be like, my watch. Do you wanna go back to the watch man and do that? - Oh, boo-boo! - Stop. - No, no, no, wait. - Wait, wait, wait. - There's all sorts of wares. - D-D-M watches? - What about D-D-G watches? - It's not right. - No, we need a man to sell us this. There's a Coke spoon. - There's how much of that Coke spoon? - The Rolex Coke spoon is money in the bank. That is amazing. That's what you serve him with. We have to serve the worst screen. - It is my self-impact. - Maybe I should drop my watch in front of the Rolex guy. - I think that's what-- - Okay, okay. - 'Cause otherwise how we get a time piece of healing. - I think that'll work, Rich. You have to be more inconspicuous. You gotta be across the street. - Yeah, you'll fuck this up, Rich. - 'Cause who fucked it up last? This is your fault last time. - Fucking piece of shit. Rich is our producer, by the way. It's funny. He was telling us this morning. We love Rich, by the way. But he was vegan. And he was telling us that one time he went into a KFC just to get the fries. (laughing) And the guy, the manager of the KFC came and sat next to him. He was eating the fries at the KFC and he sat down. And he gave him a box of chicken. - You said today you get chicken. - You thought he was almost killed. - That's how bad it'd be for you, Rich. - It's the funniest thing you've ever told me. - 'Cause he's just a normal looking guy. - All the people in a KFC, you look the most comfortable. (laughing) - Okay, Rich. I needed to get a vantage point from across the street. - There you go. - I got scared. Is he still there? - Oh, man, I wish my brother didn't die with my watch on his arm. - Like being like. (laughing) - I wish my brother didn't die in the war with a watch on his arm that I gave him. - God damn it. - He never came home with a watch. He got incinerated with it on his damn wrist, I guess. - Here it is. - What's this? - This is the suits. - Oh, you fucked this up, Rich. - Hi. - Good. - I'm looking to buy a suit. Ideally something that's maybe brown, healing properties. Oh, that's nice. - There are different colors. This one is a bit of pattern, please. - Sorry, I misspoke. We actually, we need it for today to wear it. - Yeah. - Then you look for something really made to you. - Okay. - This is made to text time to me. - Do you know anywhere nearby that might have that? - Yeah, we're here. - We're here for a wedding, but in our friend, he fell ill and wasn't able to come out, but he needed a suit, so we're out trying to find a suit. - We need to get his suit for him while he's healing. - What is this? - He's about my stature, maybe like two inches taller, maybe like 20 pounds lighter. - Okay, they're rail thin. - Yeah, very thin guy. - Yeah, very thin. - Wait, wait, is this ready made? - Yeah, this one is ready made. This is jacket only. - I do like it. - I do. - And we need brown. - Maybe we just get him the top. - Can I try it on? But this one is speaking, because we came for the brown. - Okay, we'll take this one. - Who wants this? - He's a classic kind of jacket, it's switched to anything I ever did. - Did you make this? - Yes sir. - Wow. - You see, it's made for one of our clients. He made like a slacks before, and then now he ended up the jacket, because the quality is so good. This is his number. - And for you also? - No, thank you so much. - No, never mind. - Try it on, come on. - I got long arms. - Yeah, I can see that. (laughing) I travel to US two, three times a year, measure up, make here, ship over. - Oh really? - He's like the Italian guy. - Oh yeah. - Traveling tailor. - Traveling, we are here, of course, our workshop is here, everything is here, but then we travel, because you know, like a lot of clients, I make for all people. You know from last English he's a Celtic box. Oh pulp ears. Yeah, wow Really, yeah, yeah, that's perfect. This is actually we're actually getting one for a basketball player My friend, this is for you. I think I want this. Yeah, you think you want to see really why not you see? There's no reason not to think he needs it every man should have a nice one nice suit in the life I think I think I need this one this one for you also maybe blue. No, just this one. Yeah, I just tried it on I just I just this one though It's just for our friend. He's here. He's very sick. We want something that I'll make you feel I want this one Yeah, that's you. I want it. I want it. I want it with this one the brown one and the cuff links of healing You're a big deal. I feel like the suits find them in a way right they find their way Yeah, it's do you think a suit can heal somebody who's that it's my grandchild. Oh so kid very adorable From New York. He's a working finance course. He does. That's one of them Wall Street the bloodthirsty Wall Street guys Three jackets and doesn't shirt. He's got connections Connection is like you are here now. You are my connection. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. That's how it is I'm his I'm your tailor. Daler goes to work make the best clothes end of the day like jacket fit you good It makes me feel happy. Oh, I like that Yeah, our friend our friend is sick right here by on a suit form We're hoping that when he puts it on hill instantly feel better Yeah, he dressed in a nice suit. It takes over kind of his energy because he's very gone right I was very sickly. He's like he's like weak and liking bones. The human we need to have a moral support. Yes Yes, I think he's he's lucky guy. You have a he is a good friend like you guys. I've said that to protectors Okay, hey, we got to get going. Okay, let me pick this up. Yeah, let's let's let's get these suits these cuff links these beautiful cuff links What's your name Rostan Raston this is house in Los Angeles. Wow, beautiful in my shop In Boston in Celtic see this is what I made for him. Oh my god. Oh, oh, he looks money in the bank That's strawberry. You know, he's wet from 3. So I made him all this, you know, he's a 6/8 and He's so much fabric. All right. Well, let's get these. Let's get these Serbant Raston I would like this as well I'm not kidding. Yes, I like it very much. I would like I would like this cane of healing The staff is not the staff is not an aid in Let me just hold it because you keep it like let me hold the staff you didn't even hold it for me even notice it I felt don't want you to really touch it. I don't want you to touch it. I just hold it. Maybe later what if you will Let's let's pay the nice man, but I don't want this is a total for two jackets. Oh, that's a deal because I don't know whether Is this going to fit him or not? Sure Yeah, he again like I said whatever he has is sort of rampaged through his system and has made him very gaunt We we made a good people always But on the top the one they are ruling us today. We need them a good also. We do. Yes. Yes. It's easy to be good down here Everybody we all need each other to be very honest. We all need each other He wants both of us in the picture, so maybe I should all the staff. No, no, the staff is really really a mighty thing Perfect They all take that we've got a container. Yeah, we had no bag necessary. We'll see you very soon in Los Angeles Oh, we're any recommendations Any Hong Kong is depend what you want to do you want to go to the side seeing It's also convenient Victoria Arbor is one of the best place You know, it is only $1.50 Hong Kong dollar to cross the harbor because it's a famous, you know people they'll they do that Oh, it's 600 pig ears on the starhouse is a restaurant called Jade Garden Jade Garden in the star house the best doubling Duck and all that reasonable price. Do you mean that? Do you mean that shit? Yes, and plus you will have a AI Picking taking your you know like a robot is taking this AI takes our stuff from us Yeah, so if you if you cross the border lobo. I miss you from you is you need to have a visa for that Do you live in this world, you know, we do we do we have to adapt to this world Exactly and the good suit. That's the start every human has a adoption system inside Wow, except our friend Aiden pleasure. Pleasure meeting you. Thank you Rustam Khan for all your healing needs in Hong Kong. I think we found So much of what we can I touch is it my turn to maybe I keep holding this that I'm not gonna even mess with you You're not gonna get to touch this at all. Okay. I swear to God. I'm gonna fucking get this stuff before this is over I'm gonna touch the staff should I wait do you think I should wear it to I should probably wear it to Chris in it See and now I'm wondering if you are taking healing powers away I will fucking kill you go ahead. I will punch you in the stomach. Do you want me to punch your stomach because I will cuz I have Go ahead bro. I fucking there. You want me to punch you in the stomach? It's really it's gonna be a changing moment I'm gonna be the same after all I'm gonna be okay Container has been contained. Oh by the way, you haven't seen these but these are the beautiful Amulet cufflinks that we got him these immediately caught my eye and I think they will heal Aiden very quickly get them in the container. Yes All right We go drop the Rolex or drop my watch. Yeah, the Rolex man is there How guys the business guy? I'm a business guy. How could he how could he possibly not try to sell us a watch the way we look I've got a suitcase You you have a staff you have a suit think about feeling good is you got to look good feel good thing is I feel like I'm being healed. I hope I don't use all you can't use all that if you feel like you've taken too much energy I want you to take it off immediately It's kind of like I have a staff it's gonna be kind of like both have them don't do that you're gonna best with the tinctures No, no, it's the tinctures will miss we got the bulletproof one. He's not there Maybe if we go over there he spawns wait there's the man what rich stay over here the man in green Perfect you have to break in front of a while. I'm just gonna drop it Hopefully it doesn't break because my watch if it breaks he'll know if it breaks when I got this watch Yeah, yeah, that watch right there. It's like my favorite one. Yeah, yeah, no, no No A watch I just dropped my watch that's perfect Maybe Rolex you have a Rolex How much Hong Kong, no, take card I don't have that much to spend where you from America No, no, I wish I would look great. We look rich, but I got I have to replace this quickly 150 less. Yes, one 50. Yes We just need cat. Do you do 125? You know see the watch Well, let's see the watch. We'll see the watch first. Let's do it. Let's go look , yeah, usually yeah They look so real It's out I think it's I think it's it's real We just got that You cannot say why are you worried you cannot say how much you're worried it's a district of course. Oh, I don't know that I Keep the change It's a pleasure. Thank you so much I think what would really top all this off if icing on the Cake of healing if you will is we get a little bit of a natural cake if you yeah, is this a good place to be looked for somewhere else I think it's great, but I think we need it If we get the cake, we put it in a big bag of healing and then we put it in the container But we need we need one of those right so it's like this is beautiful. This is a beautiful cake. It's like a curvy food Um, I think we want to grab the strawberry Oh, yeah for birthday. Oh the name. Oh my god, I think maybe it's time. We We deliver the box of healing. Let's put some final touches on it Apples pussy apple they got to have water man Shall I get milk we could just get it maybe we get him milk I think we need to get him milk We should get him fresh milk with the Olympics on it. We need to get him fresh milk Double source protein fresh it's lactose free fresh milk. Oh, this is good. This is a horse cream Oh, if we could pay with octopus Pass me the pre-successful day. I think Aiden's gonna feel a lot better I mean, if he doesn't then he's gonna die because it's like we did all week. He's a goner I think if this isn't work, whatever's in his system is gonna kill him. Do you know help me hold on come over here. We'll all hold the staff Let me just open the bag this let me open the chest of healing so I can put this tincture in there now Well, let me open the chest so I can put the tincture in for a hold Aiden We let me hold it later. I don't know so that goes in. Oh, no and then we got to go You got to go hot dog style shit. All right. Well, let me hold the staff. I don't think that's a good idea I'll just do all this shit myself. I guess hot dog style. What are you doing? You're making an ass here self I got bad news Wait, so we have to put it in hamburger. No, no. No, don't don't. I told you I make it work. It's so beautiful It's such a beautiful little cake. Do you want to put the staff in? Ah crush it crush it with your knee on the bottom. Oh That was the most emotional. I felt this whole trip even though I helped read that guy was gonna kill us in his little room It was he's gonna be so enthralled to see us. Oh my god Sure, I'm looking like this. I ate that the shit that inbezzled millions of dollars from They got a toy of the taxi that I like I'm not even kidding. Is it for healing but I don't know is it for healing? But I really like the taxis here. They're toy odors. They're like we can't get distracted nothing that we Well, one of the Rolexes forwards for us, but nothing else we purchased is for us This is all for him which one of us gets the Rolex you already have a watch probably me because I I know more about it But you already have a watch. We got two of them. I don't have a healing watch. That's that would be a new one I don't have a healing watch that for my collection Maybe you get the staff and the watch Are we fucking getting Maybe maybe you want the staff and the watch? I feel like the staff is getting in between us If I could just hold it for a little what would you even do if you were able to hold I'd walk with it You think if you touch this if you yes if you touch the staff I would get so enraged and porno mad that I'd break your legs. It's not safe for you. I get mad. I'm a jealous guy Oh my god. I just saw Some of the most awesome fake brands. I didn't even notice I was thinking about you touching the staff and I got mad So I missed that so thank you again. Don't look for them. Oh The Ray bands of healing. I wish the price to how much are the shiny ones? Seven thousand. Yeah, it's a little steep for us for him. I don't know if he I Mean we could you do six thousand I never would have thought of that art of the deal. That's crazy art of the deal Because if he just does it that's so it's unbelievable. I didn't know that worked. I didn't know that worked Okay, yeah, let's do it. Thank you That works I'll just wait wait one. I can wait. You're kidding me Are you kidding me? I was crazy. This is the greatest you've ever been. This is actually you at your work. It's crazy Let me wear them. It's you're just going for a little bit and then you We haven't done it yet. Are you big for real? We haven't done it yet. Why are you being so good? Let me hold this up for a little bit Thank you. It's a whole outfit. It's a whole thing. Perfect. Thank you You're being like a Serious dick You haven't let me hold this down. I'm on the staff But I want to wear with the staff for a little bit and then you can have him forever. Let me hold the staff This is the art of the deal. You understand you've seen me work now Perfect Hey, it's a broky. Yeah, they're a separate. He's done a shit. It's a broky. Wow Across over his healing music. Yeah, many would say that was the most powerful Yeah, I'll wear them now. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm really excited to be wearing them Music This guy gets it. This guy hits it. Thank you so much, sir By the way, this can be make prescription. You want to make your schedule right now? You can tell tell I'm short-sighted Thank you so much everyone sees your flaws. No, okay. Well, thank you. Okay. Oh my god. I'm reinvented. I feel amazing in these That's how the and that's the outfit. That's an astache. Why don't you understand? You're right It's like you just have a moment with it. I think it would it would mean so you want to switch a little bit Is it feels good, huh? Oh, look at him. Oh look at him you You here you come here You I'm power Yeah, you oh until it's the container is filling wait the Rolex's What about him put them in the container? Put it in the container really yes, why can't we just wear them to there? Yeah, we can wear them This is hot shit check it out This is hot shit. This is hot shit maybe we keep the Rolex is because because you know what what doctor without a Timepiece to heal with all right the next time you see us. We're gonna be healing Aiden I'm seeing you all true You just got here and you know true. You fly in a home. You find Israel Aiden Aiden come to the door I know hey, whoa, hey, stay there. Stay there listen you gotta take that in that chest. It's gonna make everything better That's the healing vessel everything is gonna be made better by this okay? We said all that no just take it just take it all day Just take it. Okay, you're gonna go in the room. You get any and this is gonna make everything better, okay? Don't look at him. He's bawling. He's lying down. He's lying down. He's real Take the healing vessel. We'll give him that You have to give it you have to give it up. It's time to give it up. This is what it's for No, it's not a stick. You can take that shit. You take that back. You understand how hard we work today I don't want to give it to him. We have to give it to him. It's what it's for Take it Oh real quick while we're here. What's the goat? What's the low? Right the goat in the world What's going on? What's the what where your room key? Did you have sex with a tree rock when you guys were in the room? No, why would you what no? Just ask it and I have to clear all the symptoms as medicinal practitioners We have to know everything that's kind of going on and if you had their back sex with a tree They would explain a lot for us and it help us cure you But I think that would explain a lot that would explain a lot for you guys. Yeah, I think I think I think we've covered all our bases with what Please open the what would that explain that that is first what you're holding so go and grab the garment of healing and Go and put that on your body. You don't want to put that on your body You want me to put the garment of healing on my? Do you like it? It actually smells actually smells kind of nice. Please put on the garment of healing. Yeah You haven't put it on yet. Yeah, sure if you take off your shirt take off your shirt for us Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah you're really slow. Yeah, you're so slow That's good. That's good. That's good. That's what we need. That's really it's really fucking good. How do I keep the mic on if I take my shirt off? You're gonna put it you're gonna put it on the garment of healing. Oh, okay That's why we got it inside the container of healing. You'll see a small brown box. Look for it. There it is You don't want to open that Oh my god the camera what you see cufflinks like those those are the amulets of healing I know it's a healing. We're gonna start by putting them on your suit. They're also polarized So if you let's say you wore one and not the other the polarization would actually take the ions out of your blood and Kill you with it. It would change the timeline. Do you understand that kill you in minutes? What this very nice man sold us this suit He actually tailors for a basketball player. I'm kidding Paul Pierce Paul Pierce. Yeah, this guy makes suits for Paul Pierce. - Really? So this looks like, I mean, I gotta be honest, I have no idea what this is. - Oh, I have no idea what this is. - Ah, he's found the tiger's tree. - And that'd be the tiger's tree. Go ahead and unbox that for us, 'cause we're actually quite curious what's in it. - The tiger's tree? You don't know what's in it? - No, but we understand it. - We understand the energy it emitted was a healing energy. - How would you do that? How would you know it's healing if you don't know what it is? - You don't know what's in it. - Is it soy sauce? - We're gonna need to take a little bit of a sip of that. - You're gonna have to try the tiger's tree. - Dude, if I get more-- - Or the only way to survive. - I don't think this is the tiger's tree. I think I need to know what this is. - Just put your tongue in the bottle. Just put your tongue in the hole a little bit. - And just say? - There you go. How was that? - How was that taste? - I didn't know it's not good. - Okay, all right, well, you've done it. You've taken it in the tiger's tree. - You're taking it a little bit of the tiger's tree. Now you can move on probably the next thing. - It had a picture of animals on it. How bad did it be? - There's nothing with a picture of a tiger. - You guys have been in Hong Kong for like a day and a half. You've come experts in Eastern medicine. - So that would be horse oil cream. - It's not the horse's cream. - It's another tincture. - Look at that out of the box. - This is applied to your skin. Maybe your chest, your arogenous zones. - Yeah, so the first thing you're gonna want to do with that is you're gonna want to get maybe a finger full. - And we're gonna wanna put it on your chest. - Nice. - Very good. - Oh, the hair is really reacting well. I can see that you're feeling a feeling sensation. - Okay, that's amazing. - Okay, this is it. This is being healed from our eyes. - Wow. - The tincture is working. - You guys can please more, another item. Please, quickly. - I think I'm healing. - Ah, that will need to be sprayed all over you. - That's the crazy cool. - We should have started with that. - We really should have started with that. - What is the body water? - I want, I want to be free. Oh. - Yeah, yeah. - That's good. - I want to be healed. - Yes, sir, yes, yes. - Another one. - Say doctors, heal me. (laughing) - Oh, yeah. - It happens. - Yeah. Doctor, heal me. (laughing) - Okay, that's good. Maybe with a little bit of the horse oil. (laughing) Are they playing, are they playing? - Are they playing? (laughing) - Are they playing? - Oh, the animals play. - Is there play, Aiden? - It smells fucking crazy here. - Move on, more. - Grab something else from the chest if you need it. - We need to ramp up the chest if you need it. - What is this? (screaming) - He's found the milk. - It's the milk. - That's lactose-free milk. - Quickly Aiden, quickly open it up and take a sip. - Sip the milk now. Proteins, fats. - Fats, milk. - Anything a growing animal needs. - No dairy, all healing. - Aiden, when we were all little babies, we were sucking our mom's tits. - We'll take a sip, Aiden. - Get a mustache going. Very free Chinese milk. - Oh my God, that's a big sip. Great mustacheing on the upper lip. - How does it taste? Not bad. He's going for a second sip. - Going for a second sip. - Oh, there it is. - Reach into the chest of healing and grab another item. - Oh! - You're gonna like these. How's a ASAP Rocky sound? - I heard of the collaboration between Rayban and ASAP Rocky. - How's $500 feel? - How's $500 USD? - It did not. Did you piece $500 for these? - And it was gonna be sick. - Uh oh, company card. - No. - Uh oh. - No. - You're not. - ASAP Rocky, Rayban collaboration. Did you know that he made healing glasses? - No. - It's a little bit of Western healing to a couple of the Eastern healing. - It's a global healing. - It's an adventure that you're going on. And this is all aimed to save you. What is this? - That's a Rolex Submariner Hulk. - We got that for you. - We got you a Rolex of healing. - Why would this heal me? You have to quit questioning how healing works. Because what happened to you is you had bear back raw sex with another man and you caught a disease in Hong Kong and now you're paying the price for it. We're trying to reverse all of that. - Okay. What you did on your own time, the mistakes you made have led to you suffering. - You look so much healthier already. - You look healthier. - Your mood has completely 180 degrees. - Your mood's amazing. - You feel that? - Yes. - Okay. - You've found the most expensive item per ounce. - So that, for some reason, cost. - 700 Hong Kong. - I won't eat this. - I will not eat this. - No, you got to take a bite. Come on. - I don't think I can eat this. It's the piece of it. - Dude, it's like plastic. I can't bite it. - Dude, is it? - I don't know. - We don't know if it's food. - You don't know if it's food. - It's just no way that I was healing properties. It was in a plastic bin full of other ones. - But tell you what. - We'll boil some water. - Okay. - We'll get to this part later. - Hey, sit up. Sit up. We need you up. If you throw up like that, you'll die like Jimmy Hendrix. - Ah, that is a Batman toothbrush. - That's just a Batman toothbrush. - That really does not have a healing property. We just kind of maybe thought you'd like it. - Dude. - Yeah. - Is it? - Ah, yes. - Oh my god. - Ah, yes. - Right, so you're gonna need to go there soon. - What? - To put that over for us. You pay no money. - That's the, yeah, the money list housing? - Yeah, money list housing. - It's like a sanitarium, I think. - And they have a room I think of healing. - Is this a cake? - It's a cake. Yeah, it's a cake. - You got me like-- - It's not just any cake, baby. - Oh my god. - Careful, you have horse cream on that hand. - There it is. It looks so pretty. - And read what it's said. - It's so smushed. - It doesn't, I gotta be, it doesn't say anything. - Ah, it may have shifted in the box of healing. - Happy birthday. - Then what's the name say? It doesn't say anything anymore. I can actually see, I can vaguely see an ant in it. - Because the old ant was sick. - This is the new and clean slate. - You love it. - And feel as old 80 washes away to the sands of times. - Old 80 is being melted inside of your body and deposited into your body. - Say, I banish him. - I banish him. - I banish him. - Yes. - I banish old ant. - Take the bike. - Take the other bike. - The other bike. - I banish him. - Oh my god. - I banish him. - Take a bike. I banish him. - It's the new and it's the new and it's the new and. - And I watch by the shelf. - Are you crazy? - I like it. - And I wanna be clean. - And I'm not sick and I'm coming up to your guys' room right now. - No. (laughing) - Well, thanks guys for making me feel better. - For making me feel better. - I feel like I'm in a new lifetime. - I think I can do great things with this one day. - Aiden, we also have to break some news to you. - Oh god. - What? - You, you're gonna have to do all the ad reads. - Yeah. - Now that you feel better, that's your punishment. You gotta record all the ad reads for the episode. - We'll send you the copy. - I gotta do that. - But we're definitely not doing it. So. - We did all this shit today. - We did record it like all day. We like handle everything. So, signing off. - Okay. - Bye. - Bye. [BLANK_AUDIO]