Ep. 243 - A Game to Torture My Friends

Hello gentlemen, welcome. I got one. I got one contestant and you who is losing points Why are you chirping like you know how the points work me that gets you points Don't pretend you're co-captain me and king of the medallion have to go way back. This is gross I should have never spoke about the medallion beforehand. This is gross. It's not gross I'm just saying in a just society. Why am I freaking out? Gentlemen, he's an angle into this already nice to see you again. Welcome. It is great to see you. It's great I'm happy to be here. You're happy to be here? Do you like the orb? I don't want to talk about the orb. This is gross. He's being gross right now. I don't like it. This is pre-gaming. Can I have the the screen? For audio Listeners slime looks fucking insane and this video is probably gonna be a watch angle. Oh what excuse me? This is gonna be a watch angle You know What's funny is I thought a long and hard about the previous iteration of this which was Nick ball and how it was a watch Angle this one is fun for all Organs. Oh, okay. Well for all organs who are listening come just look at him for a moment not surprised you were able to improve on upon it so easily because You should chill out on that. You should chill out. Yeah, slimefamously loves glazed Gentlemen welcome It's been a long time. Yeah, we've been friends for a long time. Yes, and I would argue that you haven't been the best friends to me What? Okay, what would you like to argue? No, it's actually it's actually I would like our time together has been the sweetest I wouldn't like to argue. I would like to argue is fucking dumb I'm a way better friend to you than you are to me hundred percent how and Every facet of the word really? Yes. Can you say name one thing? I don't objectify you. Oh Well friends do that. That's actually makes you a bad friend. Yeah, you know how bad I would want that You know how bad I would want you to come in and I'm bent over picking something up and you start biting your lip shit Fucking pants just disappeared. See but you don't do that Here Anyway, listen, I've brought you here today. I wanted to test my favor That's all okay, I can only favor one of you the most I can't favor you all equally Wait, you can't just true favor must for everyone. So then I welcome you To the games of favor. Oh, the medallion is yours What is it? Is it mine? I don't know but the way the line was delivered Seemed natural Medallion is does not it's like a it's a it's a phrase that it means you want to you desire the medallion eventually Let's see the medallion is yours. Well, first of all, that a young time Let's begin with the ceremony of greetings. Okay. May you all greet each other, please? I thought the G was cut off for my Doctor it's a pleasure each other Do not touch Do not touch I didn't It's important in Competitions like this competition is a favor if you will to greet your opponents because they're also your cohorts And our friends and let's get on with the ceremony of preparation gentlemen, please disrobe - you a favor Yeah you look fucking It's You look just so ready to be turned out by some ancient Greek philosopher You look like I don't you look younger, can I say that you look genuinely 15 years younger Aiden look at me You you look like you've been turned out already Nick you're showing a lot of skin. I don't know I've never seen his butt that much. I've never seen his butt that much He just keeps his butt away It's not a buddy keeps looking his underwear. It's more leg It is it is it's more like it's a flat Stanley Jesus. I get anyway good shit this on you're like you're like a wilt from imaginary home Okay, this is imaginary home. You're like freaking imaginary. You're like no one has nothing you reference nothing You're like you're like a world from your zero from a one-on-one. Oops God, he looks good. But I do that the ceremony of preparation is not finished. Let us dawn the ceremonial punishment device Oh, what the fuck does that mean? Good. We we can could we buy your microphone stands? You'll find two nodes electricity nodes You'll find two punishment nodes beneath you. I see. Where do they go slime? It's a great question Nick So let's take off the ceremonial covering from the punishment node And let's place them and this is important. What the fuck is this? We are going to place these you where the ovaries are on a woman Do we know where this is? Yeah? I don't Tell me kind of it's a little bit above the pubis, but you don't want to on hair though. Not on hair. We don't look at me Don't show me that what don't show me the pubis don't worry about wire up or wire down. I need less questions Well, then for the better good direction. How about down wire down towards wired down towards my peanuts wire down? What's happened to us? I am okay for what is that? We are all wearing a togas. This is Device of retribution that can be wired Seemingly to all of us simultaneously. Yeah, and these are this is my punishment Give us some like Michael Reeves pads dude that are gonna activate our pubis I was having I was having a lot of fun until 30 seconds ago. I was it was more fun It will be the first one now a fix a fix those nodes to the punishment nodes That you have found on your person example boy It's a beautiful example. If you have a more You'll be the first to know is plugging in an audio jack into his peanuts And we're gonna hear what it sounds now lovely used to now I'm gonna plug it into my peanuts and you're gonna hear what I sound like Let's see red and black What it's it's a tens unit which to be honest I've used before dude. They're not fucking awesome I've also used it before not very awesome got to move much the punishment device is very sensitive and sensitive I move but you may lose the games of favor if it disconnects or something like that I'm gonna put it through so it doesn't in a nice yoga. I Want to see it? You're so jacked. I love why can't you be like your brother? I don't know I love this better wrap recycling is everyone attached me me and my giant yard logo We're attached to two shockers. Hey lucky warm today. It's not a shocker This is not any sort of device except it was meant for retribution is the ten seven thousand retribution unit Oh my god, he's turning it on the tens units can be brutal. I don't think so anyway gentlemen now that the ceremonial device has been affixed and Perhaps perhaps if something goes terribly wrong you may feel the pain of what it's like to be a woman Which we don't really talk about a lot on this podcast Oh, and that is something that gathers my favor The plight of the woman, thank you for teaching me what it's like to be a woman you're welcome All right, so let's get to it I want you all to recite this at the same time welcome to the games of flavor It's favor go ahead and read the games of favor pledge altogether Seekers of the medallion plunge a vow of honesty integrity and ferocity We as seekers of the medallion Understand the privilege of our position and will stop at nothing even the cold-blooded killing of another man even relinquishing all our coolest possessions to acquire the medallion I know we've talked about it a lot The medallion could be yours the medallion of favor I wanna touch it! You wanna touch it? I wanna touch it! You wanna touch it? I wanna touch it! I wanna touch it! Is that the Riot Games logo? It says collision 2025 melee doubles second place So this is a medallion It's gonna be a re-purchase Don't touch the medallion put your hands down! The medallion of favor exists here How have you acquired the medallion yourself? I invented the medallion! He invented collision I invented it the piano key necktie All right guys Well We should get started Okay I think it's important to get started I think we get this show on the road There will be 20 rounds These are mostly verbal rounds Actually I think all verbal rounds So if you're at home you don't need to go to the YouTube channel It's mostly oral It's an oral It's an oral competition It's an oral competition The medallion is earned orally My medallion of favor is earned orally And I hope that once again, if you could all shake hands Hey Again? The ceremony of greetings Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey there Hey there Here we go I like that Another greeting I live in fear Round one! The round of tribute Okay Please submit an item you have brought today the games of favor to tribute to me easy feel like you've you're kind of looking around I've given you the orb he did give me I gave you an item of favor before we even began give me the orb so this is a crazy poll like gave him the or he gave me the orb this is a Los Angeles public library and guess what buddy you don't have to return them because it's on my account the library the library books you rent out if you don't return them it's on my account I have a Kindle you can also rent Kindle books at the public library did you have an orb before the competition gotta say the orb okay I'm gonna be given me my favorite pair of flower pants so you so you're offering me something that I've made fun of you of wearing I think for the past two years straight yeah but a lot of people like them and I like them so they're special to me how did that feel is it still on no why why I don't want this I don't want this I don't want this either the orb was crazy the orb was an amazing thing did you talk to you ahead of this game no I swear to God I just saw the orb and I thought the king would like the orb he just thought I would like an orb I'm not a king leader let the fucking record show that the Los Angeles public library allows you to rent Kindle books through their app that's great man literally every book in their library you can get digitally that's great you got me something off your keychain those are my favorite I don't care I don't like them that's great man literally every book in their library you can get digitally that's great you got me something off your keychain those are my favorite pages I don't care I don't like them so this is how the game's gonna go there's no points there's nothing to there's no a system of of winning or losing it's simply I have favor do you give me it or do you suffer that's pretty much it the consequence is what you experience how do you get the medallion how do you get the medallion at the end I'll decide and the thing is based on what it could be upon anything that kind of garners my favor right maybe it's the person that suffered the most see I don't see why you guys are struggling to figure out favor this is very clear Garner Garner favor earned the medallion shut the medallion up is yours and yours he's doing really good just because he hasn't tried the tenzu sheet right just shut the fuck up the moment he tries it how did it feel by the way the pain of a woman they they probably don't it's probably nothing like that what they feel I like that it's such a power I like downplaying that that's a super power all right well let's get on around to musical aptitude you guys know how much I love singing on the podcast let's put you to the test each of you choose a song in your mind you have 10 seconds 10 I got it five okay no okay okay okay Aiden you're up first I have to sing you have to sing it's too long we get mad hot and dangerous if you're one of us then roll with us because we make the hipsters fall in love like we got our hot pants on and up yes of course she does I'm running this town just like a club I got Jesus on my neck it's too long Aiden it's too long okay too long you don't like that I know it's too long sir it was too long see this is the cool part about this game is that the real consequence makes you really try and I want you to remember that but you know what I'll tell you this you were doing great until then so do I need to try again no I would not like you to try again I don't want that at all why don't we gear up yeah got you can you look me in the eyes here gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some aftertaste noon delight my model's always been when it's right it's right here waiting in the middle of a cold dark night everybody when everything's a little clear in the night of day and you know I'm always gonna be there anyway the high part I don't know it kill yourself fuck my round fucking failures are friends you know how to work the device and turn it off for a little bit but I still got him a little bit can you play my voice at you you're gonna make him play it mm-hmm don't worry there's no lyrics it's a ton to prep instrumentals he did have time he hasn't felt the device of punishment sire I'll tell you something I have felt I tear my heart open I sold myself sure my weakness is that I can't see my scars remind me that the past is real I tear my heart open take out now I'm just gonna I tear my heart open I tear my heart open take out now I'm just gonna it sucks huh it's not good I tested it a lot it's not good I tested it a lot yeah it feels like I don't even know like a thousand ants started rubbing you it feels like a there's a million bugs yeah they're trying to break out of you yeah yeah that's what it's like to be a woman nope so remember that a couple notes here Aiden went too long you tried to incorporate other people which is actually a different round which I didn't really like you tried to break the rules you didn't have enough confidence when you sang okay you're too scared I'm scared I'm scared of the machine go to the next round don't be scared of the machine round of flattery this is a good one okay let's go in the reverse order now say something to flatter me but that doesn't piss me off Nick say something to flatter you well they say that Kurt Vonnegut said once that you should write for one person and I realized when I'm trying to be funny I think in my head I'm trying to be funny to one person I think historically that's been you and I think that has one shaped a lot of my sense of humor but to also made me funnier in general because I've just been trying to make you laugh in my head it's great answer go ahead snorri boy I like your streams I guess they're good pussy you're a pussy die in the dark you don't like it huh I don't like I admire your conciseness of language I think it's very impressive the way you wield words because it's something that I'm unable to do as effectively and I frequently look to you as a model for how I should be more concise I really like that I think you have made a really good point and so did you Nick thank you yeah I like some of them not all of them he wants it he kinda wants it which ones don't you like huh I don't know ones where you're fucking yelling and shit because you're fucking shit you watch Liam huh you watch Liam yeah just kill yourself and I like that he says it too much he's been saying it too much at least I'd be emerald is his plugged in it is he's just kind of a big boy about it I I gave him the big just taking it yeah next round matrix trivia yay oh god the so now you just gotta answer it's one of my favorite movies yes it is it is sir you just gotta answer a question about the movie basically if you've seen it you can pretty much get this right a lot of people say it's an allegory for the trans experience a lot of people do say that I will say this is how this is gonna go I'm gonna count to three and you'll all say what you think the answer is at the same time so there's no gaming the system is that understood yeah that works all right great what is the name of the protector of the Oracle that shows up gold in matrix code who authenticates Neo through combat ooh I'm giving you five four at the end of this countdown you say the answer five four three two one morpheus that's great I said it all around all around fuck sucker Nick gotta give a follow-up answer golden mirror is it Bruce Lee Bruce Lee's not in the movie right is it it's serif name is Sarah fucking hell another trivia fact oid it was originally complete by Jet Li but Jet Li didn't want to do the movie because they were gonna copyright his kung-fu moves and own the moves he did Warner Brothers that's insane he said I don't want to do that and they got I think his name is Colin Chao instead he's pretty good he might still be alive today he might still be alive today Bruce Lee Jet Li Jet Li is Jet Li alive you pretty sure the zipper question sure Jet Li is alive if you're wrong I shock you if I'm right I shock you that's fair how did you negotiate that you are genius how did you do that so easily because I got no clue Jet Li living he's alive give me 12 hours give him fucking hell give him hell you like it it's not working it's working it's working show me your nodes it's working show me your nodes yeah they're right on your pubis i know why does it not bother you is it because i have my own machine no no i trusted that too i dude i have like six of these on my body just trying different ones to see what was appropriate it's crazy i can just tank it i think it's gonna make me poop i think it's because i was initially born to be a woman my parents thought that that is what the matrix was trying to tell you through symbolism anyway next round round of humor it's timed round you have 10 seconds to make me laugh very simple i'm a simple man i got simple sensibilities in fact i laugh looking into his dumb ass eyes i say this i will not follow any commands okay you get it all right he has survived the round okay are we going in order oh sure let's go ludwig it's me now yeah okay okay i need you to turn around i won't help you in your round okay fine you'll make me turn around what are you doing what are you doing what are you oh god oh god oh look at it he showed me his asshole yeah yes i asked you to turn around i asked you to turn around explain the purpose if you would have trusted your friend still smells like your asshole you got bitched so hard i'm just giving you one it smells still like his butt his butt smells like it right here oh man what is that that was great guys well done anyway nick you're still up mr white i'm trying to jelk but my penis isn't getting any bigger mr white i don't know how it works am i frosted tongue or am i bullying is this somehow chemical mr white again you know what this has been an enlightening round because i remembered why you guys have garnered my favor right okay anything for favor It got better today. Does it still smell? It still smells like your butt. Was it clean? No, it was brown. It was dark and brown. I haven't seen his butthole like that in a damn near seven years. It was going to be for you to see, but he wouldn't turn around. All right. Well, next round. Round six. Round of sexual pleasure. Everyone close your eyes. Okay. Hard. Who's in my mouth? Close them hard. You're about to suck this shit. Open them up. What? Open them up. Open them up. Is that his actual penis? You don't remember? You're asking if that's his actual penis? You don't remember. You don't remember. Sir, I see it's gotten even bigger than it was before. Dude. That's fine. Should he say that? Yeah, you're saying it was small before. I'm still not sure. All right. So in this round. It's glistening. Thank you. So what you'll need to do is approach me and then with your mouth orally, pleasure it. Look at me in the eyes. This can take from around five to eight minutes. And then the winner will grant my favor. I do have to legally say you don't have to do this and I will not punish you for it. You want head? I don't want head. I mean, it's like. So just for audio listeners, he's holding out his penis. It's his own penis to wreck. It looks awesome. And he wants Nick to suck it for eight minutes. I want everyone to do it. Everyone has to do it. You can hit me. I'm good. I'm good. Again, legally, I have to say you cannot be coerced into doing this and I will not punish you in any way. Well, boys. Really? Oh, my God. Hold on. I can't. I can't be in the room for this. It looks way too real. What does it feel like? You have to think about it. He's so right in the face. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's too real, isn't it? We can't do this. You can't put in. You can't put in. You censor it. Censor what? He doesn't censor the whole body. You censor it. You censor it. All right. Well, that was amazing, bro. That was amazing that you did that, bro. Where is it from? What? Well, I guess my mom and my dad. What the fuck are you talking about? True. Next round. Awesome rod. It's a rod of sexual pleasure again. The great rod. The rod of sexual pleasure again. The rod of impressions. Okay. You know me. I do. You know I love impressions. He does. I gotta do it. I wanna hear a really good one. It can be someone I like, someone I don't like. Can't be me. To me, I'll get mad. Don't be me. But I want to hear a good ass impression. Nick, you can go first, because you got to go last the last time. Good impression. Good impression. Okay. This is Kelby, and he's meeting. What? It's too easy. Kelby? Like, come on. This is Ben Shapiro. Okay, there we go. And he is on Lemonade Stand, and he is meeting the guys for the first time, and trying to understand Super Smash Bros. Melee as Aiden is explaining it to him for 10 minutes. So you're saying that if Marth gets a grab, so Marth is gonna grab you, and you can't move in a country made for freedom. So if Marth were to grab me, for one, I'd kill him, because he's enforcing. He's enforcing gay rights onto me, which I don't want. So if Marth were to grab me, then I would have to put him in Guantanamo Bay. Okay, do you understand? Do a track responding. Oh, Guantanamo, Guantanamo, Guantanamo. Marth ain't grabbing me. Marth tries to grab me. I grab back. All right, that was great. That was great. Thank you. Welcome. That was a template of favor. For favor for me. Yeah, wow. What a great template of favor. Wow. Aiden, you can go. He doesn't always have to be in the middle. Okay, okay. So this is. This is Bernie Sanders on The Yard podcast, but after he's just jerked off your fake penis. The corporations are keeping us apart. I should be able to jerk you off at any time. The average person should be able to touch a cock without the billionaires and the millionaires interrupting our sacred sexual experience. I do not think. I do not think that anyone should come between me and another man who is willing to let me touch their frail penis with my old hand. No, no, you have it all wrong. Oh, no. Ben, I do. I am not a fan of you. Ben, I. You do not have the right. You do not have the right space for the American people. That was really good, man. You have earned my favor this round. One way. Yeah. Will you do the same? Yes, I will. I'm not as good with impressions, you know this. But I've been working on this one. Okay. It's Ayatollah Khomeini. Circa, like, a week ago. Okay. I stay out. This is not Johnny Carson, all right? Die in the dark. Excuse me, can I suggest something? Yes, please. Can I suggest maybe moving his nodules so that maybe they're less pleasurable for him? Dude, you're just a pussy. I don't know what to tell you. I gotta tell you for real, he is pretty tough for tanking these the way he is. He's just kind of fucking. It feels crazy. It really sucks. I'm telling you, it felt right now like I had a thousand army ants crawling up and down. It's as if the ants. It's as if the ants form an anthropological fist with all their bodies and punch you. And they're just punching. They're one-inch punching. But, can I tell you? You do a hollow hold for 30 seconds, you feel the same thing. Hollow hold. This is some sort of gesture. And then you push your legs out. Like this. Like this? Yeah. You want to keep doing it. I want to break him, but it's not right. It's not ethical. It's not ethical. All right. Great round. Next round. Threat of memories. I'd like everyone to go around and hold the orb. Why don't you? I want you to hold the memory orb. Ponder the orb? And I want you to tell me a memory that we have shared together. Something that has happened that is pleasurable to you. And hopefully the memory earns my favor, Ludwig. Okay, yeah, I got you. We were all together, actually. So you should all remember this. No. It's got to be you and me. Wait. Don't pass it. Wait, you didn't say. Sorry, can he finish? No, I'm done. He doesn't have to. I'm done. I got shocked. I wouldn't. Fuck that. Yeah, fuck that. I hope he served an example of favor. I was thinking about one of the first times we met. We were in the audience at Big House and I sat next to you and you told me, you just looked, you didn't even make eye contact with me. You just looked at the screen up on the stage and said, see that timer? We're going to bet on it. Yeah, even or odd, you pick, and then I was like, okay. I did this with you? Yeah, even or odd, you pick, and then I said, yeah, sure. Oh, excuse me. It was at Genesis. It was at Genesis. And you said, on the side stream, on the right wall, and you said, put up 50 bucks. And I said, yeah, absolutely. And then we watched the rest of the game together. It was one of our first times spending any longer period of time together and we shook hands at the end. You won the bet and I decided I really liked you that day. Did you make this up? I don't remember this at all. - How have you ever told that story? - And then he went home and you went into a spreadsheet, -50 Was the otter even I liked you Hmm was otter even I bet on even and it was odd. I like that memory. Please pass the memory orb to Nick. Thank you The dangerous thing to do don't ever pass the orb ever again it felt like it was magnetized towards me I feel like I couldn't have not caught it. There was no timeline in which I didn't I felt immediately Anyway way to say that the first thing that the first thing that came to mind was a memory it was power 9 the melee local and Me and Anthony weren't really friends yet. Even we knew each other obviously and I would drive him home frequently from that tournament And we were we were sitting and playing and at the time Anthony was still better than me at melee by a considerable margin and We were playing Falco dittos and we played about Three games we ended up on Pokemon Stadium, and he just stopped and turned to me and said you're just so bad at Falco And it's so annoying Why are you doing that over and over? and over again What what I get wrong? It was on Final Destination. It wasn't yeah. Well, no it wasn't it wasn't wrong. I'm confidently saying you're wrong. I know it Miniature I like his resolve it just wasn't I'm pretty sure it was Chuck him again. See if I may offer this up sometimes you can misremember as we all can but you're a bit more frequently than others You know what for enduring two shocks him over a moment? That I'm now doubting myself. I appreciate you. I thought it was very forward and very funny in hindsight I was like I appreciate that I'll have a lot of people in my life who will be that forward with me Do you didn't think I was a dick? Of course you were a dick I feel like I can appreciate I feel like what I said cuz I remember this - I feel like what I said was you keep Letting me hit you That's what I cuz that was my actual criticism. That's a different thing again. He misremembers And I do think I'm not claiming. You know the exact words. Yeah, but you claim to know the stage. Yes. I remember the stage Visuals are easier. Yeah, for sure. I remember final destination. Look you member in words remembering pictures Everyone good round of memory. I didn't like it I'm feeling it's probably gonna get to mention my memory. Wait, did you not know I wanted to hear it? I said we were all together then you shot. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I don't care the round of firing Kelby What what We must fire him and now it's time to fire Kelby Should we bring it go first because he went last last yeah This round is only allocated to those who can do it and can execute this problem. That's right That's late You get to buy a round of firing Kelby and it's like I Don't it's like I don't have the authority to do that. Yeah, you do you could I you can press the button and you do No, you do it Will you do it? Will you go into that room and tell me tell me he's fired? I won't do it I won't do it Will you do it I will not fire Kelby Oh It's so much worse when you stand Oh my god it's actually so much worse when you stand up It makes you want to use the muscle so it can't it can't I would do it if I could Do you believe him? No, do you believe him? Bring him in here. I believe him. I believe him. He won't even go there to do it I'm wired up. I can walk with it. I guess if Kelby stays employed everyone has to get some punishment Ow, that hurt way more. What do you do different? I didn't do it any different I didn't do it any different Why does it hurt so much more when you stand up? Ow That hurt so much more than the others Dude I'm not gonna lie abs actually does help with this Don't be scared I'm power cycling Yeah, it's really fucking scary Why? Well what a failure of a round next round the round of humor minimalist Say one word or do one action and a minimal action. No getting up No politic you have to make me laugh again. I think this is actually pretty easy round. I'm a pretty easy lay if you will Let's see who goes first *Bubble noises* Aiden *Bubble noises* *Bubble noises* *Bubble noises* He's blocked. He's so blocked *Bubble noises* AWAY! *Bubble noises* Yeah I thought I could call upon him It sounded like Luigi dying He tried Sometimes you try and you fail to gain favor One word You fail to gain favor sometimes Go ahead Nick The least amount of anything to make you laugh that's the idea If it's too much I'll shock you Oh I thought it was literally one word *Bubble noises* *Bubble noises* *Bubble noises* That was good He just shot me the craziest look It was a well executed look It was the eyebrows The eyebrows are crazy I should have gone physical stop that That was good Damn! Sharkuri shows up I guess the orb powered me up Alright Ludwig *Bubble noises* *Bubble noises* *Bubble noises* *Bubble noises* He has this crazy ability Where he just makes his eyes *Bubble noises* Like go in like two different directions *Bubble noises* *Bubble noises* *Bubble noises* *Bubble noises* *Bubble noises* *Bubble noises* Well how does it work *Bubble noises* It works kinda like what you were doing But you all have to agree And whoever shines the most Without being distracting Without being too much Will survive the round The other two will suffer punishment I can do this, we can got this I think Aiden just stand up and dance And Nick follow my lead Good? Okay You sure about that? Keep your eyes trained on him Aiden feel free to hum to add a little background noise This will be really important that he dances to it I want you to keep your eyes fixed on Aiden Follow my lead Got you I wanna kiss you all over I wanna kiss you all over I wanna kiss you all over And over and again And over and again I wanna kiss you all over I wanna kiss you all over Down down down Till the night closes in Till the night closes in You sit down Sit down I did laugh But I didn't like it I didn't like that I laughed Do I punish people that make me laugh Even though I didn't like it? Did I betray my value system of 35 years? Sorry you're just being a fucking pussy about it Why is he taking control of it? I don't know Have you touched the orb? He hasn't maybe the orb is poison Maybe you gave it a poison orb You've been holding it this whole time Now you're exposed Alright that one left me Confused about myself Weirdly enough not the one from earlier With the thing and you jerked me off Not confused really at all But this one confused me I don't like being confused Oops Round twelve It's the isolation round of friendship I will ask you each one a question You'll have to answer the question Simple, simple as Nick, describe the plot of Inside Llewyn Davis 2013 movie So okay Inside Llewyn Davis a movie Famously you've asked me to watch many times And I haven't gotten to yet Get into it How long ago did he ask you to watch it? Here's a bonus question How many years have I asked you to watch it because it would enrich your life like all cool and awesome movies You told me to watch it in the year Two thousand Twenty Can I ask Nick a random question Sure Have you seen Beast Games I have seen Beast Games How much Beast Games I finished Beast Games Both seasons I finished both seasons Before watching Inside Llewyn Davis The plot of Inside Llewyn Davis Is Inside Llewyn Davis longer Than two seasons of Beast Games Or even close I think it's equivalent to an episode or two I'm getting to it Like I said I have a plan So the plot of Inside Llewyn Davis Quite a green movie No I'm getting there It's about He's a musician He's a singer With a very tragic life Due to the passing Of someone close to him He's sad though It's a very sad movie About a guy who plays guitar and sings It's a very blue movie It's blue It's graded blue Or green They use the word "Aoi" for both blue and green. See, I want to shock you, but it doesn't do anything. Aoi desu. He did something. Ore wa aoi desu. He overpowered the machine. He overpowered the machine of punishment. He broke the game. I don't like this. All right. Well, hey, you did great, man. Maybe one day I'll watch it. Unless another season of Beast Games comes out. Dude, season three is going to be great, JR. One way. What was the name of the Fletcher who assisted me in beating the Minecraft Ender Dragon? Who's gem I returned to the live stream after conferring with the ancestors. Barnabas. Huh. He knew. Are you fucking kidding me? No, I'm not. Barnabas. You asked him one that you said yesterday? I didn't say yesterday. Barnabas. Yes, you did. Did I? You did bring up Barnabas again yesterday, but I knew Barnabas without that reminder. Barnabas means a lot to you. Barnabas means a lot to everybody. I mean, we talked about. He can't be hurt. He gets the freebie route. I mean, geez. Like, that's just. Well, well done. Barnabas the Fletcher. He was freed to become, well, really, entrapped to find himself. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Well, Barnabas. Barnabas. Barnabas. Barnabas. He was freed to become, well, really, entrapped to find another Fletching table for the rest of his life. That's true. I forgot that when you use them and level them up, you can't change who they are anymore. Just a Fletcher looking for a table. All right. Well done. Aiden, without looking, what was the last YouTube video I sent you? Oh my God. Now this is a good one. This is perfect. Your friend's sending you a funny video. Funny video. And it's like. Okay. And it's like. I remember the last tweet. Let me just get this one ready. It's like your tweet that was so good. The Fetterman one. They dropped Fetterman into Iran and then Israel activated him. That's not YouTube. He started attacking. Sounds like a different platform. X has everything. It has YouTube videos. It kind of goes. Do you really not remember? You can try. You might as well try. Will you try for me? If you pick one random YouTube video, you have a chance. Okay. It was a video about. It. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. Oh. Did you turn it up? Oh. It hurts more. I don't remember Barnabas. I'll never forget Barnabas. Would you have remembered Barnabas? You can be honest. I won't shock you. No. I remembered it immediately because you just brought it up. But you didn't watch one movie in five years. Yeah. You could have watched Inside Llewyn Davis. Also, I think it was 2022. I don't think it was 2020. No way. No way. But I'm surprised that you think it was earlier. Why am I so worried? I was being conservative. I remember the first time you brought it up was comparing it for. It was created for a summer sketch. You were like explaining it as a reference. Oh, interesting. Well. And you're like, you should watch it. It was not the first time you had guilt in like in the voice. Sure. When I was first time you told me to watch it. Sure. Sure. Wow. I should have gave you extra points. I wish I could take a shock back. I guess I can't. The round. Thanks a lot. Round 13. The round of improvisation. Oh, you know, I've always been an improv hater until I came around a little. Yes. And a little. Yes. I've never heard anyone. I'm going to set up a situation for us all. Okay. You are all working at a pizza shop in a secret love triangle. You're all fuming at your lovers. We cannot show this because it is against the rules to be entangled with a coworker. It's rush hour and you must make 1 million pizzas, which is probably no problem. And then a movie star walks in. It's Tony star and you're his biggest fans. Go passing by. Oh, I got 1 million fucking pizzas being clocked in. God. It sucks. Don't touch me. What? Don't touch me. I can't deal with this. Behind. Oh. Hey. Huh? Just focus on the work guys. We've got a million. None of your fucking business. Do you understand? Oh my God. What do you see? What do you? What is it? I think it's Tony star. I think Tony star is in the login. Tony fucking star is in my restaurant. Hey everyone. Oh my God. I'd like a large pep. Maybe two slices. Hey, don't fall in love with too hard and suck his dick. Mr. Star. Mr. Star. I don't. Can we? Can we get you anything? What's your name little lady? I'm Aiden. Aiden. That's a beautiful name. I kissed your hand. Tony. Tony. Tony. What can I get you? What can I get you Tony? Oh hey. I'm not. I'm so sorry. He's vibrating of horniness. I'm talking to you. We were all fucking each other a second ago behind the counter. You're fucking each other. We are fucking all of it. We don't. We don't fuck each other. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. We don't. I did. I did. That's against the rules. At work? Yes. Expressly in the joint. We're joint owners in the business. That's not. I'd love to take your order. We have a vote share in that. Don't. And maybe could I get a photo? You'd get a photo of me. How about I take you on a date? Me? Yeah. I mean sure. Where can we meet? How about you just eat a fucking pizza and leave? Hey. Meathead. How about just a pizza. You leave our daughter alone. Don't. Don't ruin this for me. Our daughter. Our daughter. Our daughter wife alone. Hey Meathead. How about you back the fuck up. We can. There's a million pizzas before you. You know what sweetheart? I'm not interested. Hey. You've been great too. I like your glasses. Thank you. How can you ruin this for me? How can you only care about me when someone else shows interest? Because I want a fish. The jealousy. You wear it. It's so ugly on you. Bing. Bing. Bing. I close the door to my Toyota Prius and I go as fast as humanly possible. Am I the passenger? No one's in it except me. Got an order for a calzone from Kelby May. End scene. Nick. Read the prompt. We're in a love triangle and we're fuming at your lovers. Keep going. But you cannot show this because it is against the rules to be entangled with a co-worker. Did you not read that part? Yeah. Mmm. I'm gonna get shocked. I heard that. Yeah. It's okay. It's like you're being very forward at work. Yeah. He's just like we're in a committed love triangle. It's okay. It's not that bad. Chinked it. It's not that bad. Oh man. Well guys. Hey. That was pretty good. A pitch. But you know when you have to. You have to read the text. You gotta read the text. You ruined that for me. I wrote it for you? This is my date with Tony Stark. Well it's because I'm in a love triangle with you. Why would I want for you to be in a love square with me? Because I don't know. He was mad about it. That was really creative. I joined in on that when I saw it. But that's why I'm sicky. I'm mad. Because you don't fulfill my needs. Oh. And it's like you're petty. You're getting back. Using Tony Stark. Yeah. And it works. And Tony showed interest in me for once. And it worked. And tonight we're gonna go hard. Tonight we're gonna go hard. Where's he? I'm in the chair. He's in the chair. Yeah. He's in the chair going through the letters of the prompt again. Make sure to miss one. I'm in the fucking chair watching. But yeah. That was for those who don't know that was literally actually how Tony Stark died. He was so he was so stressed out and fed up with that situation at the pizza shop. It's so annoying to go to a pizza shop and you're the million first pizza. It's you know you didn't choose to be that. So Tony Stark he got in his Toyota Prius. And he barked that bitch around a corner like the movie ending and zooming out. It's 9/11. It's like it's the beginning. It's everything leading up to Tony Stark getting in the car. Yeah. Yeah. No. The famous part. And the little pine tree is swinging. Oh, well done, everyone. Round 14. Mathematics. Yeah. Look, if it can be put into Slay the Spire, I think I have a chance. Really? Like if it's like the type of math that would be in that game. Three times seven. What's your guy's confidence level for this one? I'm like a 10. Really? Okay. Let's say you have the following polynomial expression. I'll sound this one out. This is six X to the power of five minus seven X to the power of two times Y to the power of two over as a fraction two X to the power of two minus two X to the power of three plus two X Y. Hmm. Oh. Interesting. 69 degrees. I'll let you all answer. Too much time, though, and the punishment happens. I think that's about 10 degrees. Hmm. Sorry. Excuse me. 10 X. What are you trying to figure out there, Len? I don't know what the fuck the degree means. You guys never did polynomials, huh? What is the degree? It's been a long time. They're hard. Don't you have to foil? What are you talking about? Foil method? Foil method? You have to foil for a polynomial. Five. He's taking a long time. Four, three, two. One degree. Honestly, not that crazy. It's two. Close. The answer is two. What you do is you take the top exponent, the largest exponent, which is five minus the largest exponent on the denominator, which is three, and you get two. That's all you do? Yup. That's all you do. Oh. I see your strategy. I could've gone there. I found it. I found the strategy. Do you have the strategy? Oh! No? No. Tough, guys. Math is important. Yeah, it is. You need to remember that. That is. To earn the medallion of favor, you can't just flatter some beautiful, glorious, bald king. You have to know general skills. Poor and ugly fuck. I'm so sweaty. He's giggling. He likes the shock. He is. He is. He is. He is. He literally is doing motions to distract from the pain. I'm doing bicycles. It activates my ab. I can just turn it up. Sorry. Excuse me? I spoke at a turn. You did. Now do that again. The round of fury. Okay. So, this is actually one of the images, if you put in Google Images, flaming sword and then minus AI, so no AI comes up or this tries to. Or a lovely college job. It comes up with this man who is holding two flaming swords. You know me. I read comments. I have this brain disease where I imagine someone saying it to my face, even though that's probably not what's going on in their mind. Yeah. I want you to respond to this comment. This comes from WorthlessChud, it's on the YouTube channel. "Genuinely think this show sucks. Who would want to listen to Jellywig, his bald friend, and their two lesbian slaves?" Crying emoji. It's one lesbian slave. It's both. oh he's a lesbian slave as well obviously i mean yeah come on we put that together uh all right so who wants to go first you have to craft a response to this not one that i particularly would like but one that i particularly would like i got it please uh kill yourself and after that i'm gonna what are we doing huh what are we doing i would never reply there's no creative i would never reply really yeah i find you cowardly for even putting this in to reply to a comment is to lose i inspect elemented it i'm chucking you again dude a third time there dude i'm so high how are you managing that are your nodes broken no that really hurt i can't tell he's not giving me what i want he's very powerful you should just leave his on for a little bit i would have to unplug if he went like five more seconds i'd have to pull the plug i turn it up to like eight which is which is double what you guys have experienced what yes bro i don't understand him anyway that was very powerful i don't like it now i'm sorry i'm sorry i feel bad now why is he doing this to me all right he's powerful go why are you even watching this show this doesn't do anything for anyone i hate comments like this are you replying to you're supposed to reply to the comment oh it's a bad one oh please nick i've got it it's really it's to the point precise young boy better that's so good yeah it's so good because you're not giving them a bunch of you're not feeding they're not rage baiting you for this oh yeah yeah you you did good work today well done the orb has served him and maybe the medallion may serve him too the medallion is yours i can't think i can't do this anymore shut up i'm weak you want the orb i'm weak yeah give him the orb give him the orb i need the orb don't throw it i don't like when you throw the orb there's no timeline in which the orb misses you no timeline yeah the timeline's shattered i'm gonna shuck in you have to catch those i don't care you have to catch those don't you get it i feel strange guys i almost pissed myself oh my god dude you turned it up you turned it up you bastard my abs is weaker from being shocked it hurts more you get you lose the ability to flex your abs to take the pain around sexual pleasure who is this i'm shocking you for not knowing so much higher than before it's getting so much worse as we go there's something that's actually your body gets weaker i think it's the orb it got easier for me until that one the far the orb is the orb protection that's the milf hunter oh my god so i mean i actually planned this for all of you to deny that round and so it'd be funny if i kept saying hey but he didn't it which is really funny he slow stroked it so what'd he whisper to you he said to me don't don't be afraid you don't have to worry about what's going on right now it was crazy why did that come to your mind i guess you are charming it's i kind of had that scene from moonlight in my head it was it was so unbelievably sexual and i'm looking down at this fake penis that is glistening i told rich by the way to get i was like here's things i need and i heard you say can you make the head glisten and i thought you're talking about your head and i was like he's gonna be doused in oil it was i told him i was like i need a dildo uh and he's like what kind and i was like flesh colored and then he got me what is probably the most realistic dildo i've ever seen my that is the most realistic usually they're kind of looks insanely like a penis anyway round 17 the round of revenge oh shit do we get to shock him we get to shock him of him yeah okay so audio listeners and actually all listeners this it hurts you're just taking it yeah i'm just i'm genuinely tanking it okay i was gonna say because it's that last one i was like i don't know how many more of those i can do that one hurt the most guys he brought me five like it was like 10 seconds at eight that shit was well we'll find out how long it was i'll show you oh my god you bitch i'm gonna give you what you gave me just one if favor means anything to you you'll make the right decision but if it doesn't i guess i think favor means equality and i believe all are equal even women especially women even women especially it was the word i was thinking of one collision 2025 doubles this is a more sexual episode than the viagra episode would ever be that's fucking that's a fucking lie i mean that scene you put i don't even think you put on the patreon on sense it's just porn it's genuinely just porn what are you talking about we just from the back i'm saying you can't put it on the patreon it's just porn oh uncensored yeah i guess on the page if it's a fake penis does it still count i think we can get away with it surely that can go on youtube you're just putting porn on the patreon i want that on youtube with a coca-cola ad playing before it that is absolutely porn i want that to be the cold open of this app i want the cold open to be bernie sanders all right well i've been hitting you guys with a four it goes up to eight okay dude please please leave mine actually you know what i'd like to go last oh god thank you oh you unplugged mine we are going around passing the machine to shock yeah it's a tensing return it's a tens unit which sends electrical vibrations and it is pretty archaic what was that that was the number six whoa they've actually changed the tens you know they switched to uh what they call a more natural vibration uh and you want to hop in here yeah that'd be right you gotta reach over you turned it off god you're such a fucking idiot i'm turning it on oh that just activates it what does he think the machines don't fucking kill you with my bare fucking hands right here okay now for me you brought it to an eight and just for everyone who can't see the device it looks like kind of looks like a cassette player but it goes to an eight so you brought me to the max i thought it goes to 10 nope eight oh then i brought you to a six because i didn't bottom out the dial so the style's right here do what you think is just bro i remember that no do you feel a tingle no tell me you can feel a tingle not yet no tingle there it is there's a tingle it's just a light tingle right how was that i took it off right it's a light tingle you still feel it nope light tingle again yeah what about now light tingle a little more tingly though right it's a little more tingling yeah that's what you did to me that's what you did to me let this tingle simmer for a moment i'm just gonna give you one second at six oh god oh my god oh my god the joy of being a woman oh i'm born again i am born again as a woman oh christ that was a second that was a second at six you give me five i didn't give you five yes you did hold about archie run the clip simul simulcast slime here me here and put a speed run timer at the bottom yeah oh dude a six sucks yeah you know what i was trying to do you know my plan was is to have like fake leads so i just like it was jokes on you guys but i didn't plan that far out so i just fucking put it on this is what i've been doing that is truly the round of revenge that's the round of revenge i didn't think you guys would do you let us feast you didn't think we would chalk you after you shocked us no because you're still hooked up to it for the rest of the game and i and i remember i shocked you so low i and i did it so low for you i figured that the obvious play was not shocking you and and and you know uh but you you couldn't take it you couldn't handle you wanted the candy of shocking me i thought you would respect you would never give favor to someone who the alpha play the beta play is to say oh i didn't shock you don't you love me you know what's funny is i don't even know what i'd like oh oh okay that's fun that is fun that's great that's great it's fun because you get to discover what you like the round of revenge round 18 guys we're almost ending the games of favor is this not exciting it's exciting very excited i'm excited happy to be here guys good to be the medallion could be yours or yours they just said it no you said you said it nothing there yeah you haven't done it yet sit down i've been sitting round 18 metal gear or dark souls uh i'm gonna have a situation and you know me i like to funnel things into this particular dichotomy because i'm a millennial at this point right at this point you've always been a millennial and you've always been an asshole yeah so problem problem uh and so uh on the count of three after i prompt you guys i want you to just say metal gear or dark souls and i'll explain uh why you're wrong and or right with an explanation at the end here we go question a man approaches a drive-thru window he requests an item with the works knowing it doesn't exist he expects to be understood i mean this is clearly metal gear well he's gonna count us down no wait you just didn't listen you weren't prompted oh well you already got shocked so it doesn't matter anyway guys so just you you can't explain but you're gonna explain a like a a thing that happened and then your brain categorizes it into this is metal gear this is dark souls it's less of my brain and more of objective reality but it's not it's not something from metal gear dark souls obviously no no it is an application of these two uh ip yes what if it's final fantasy are you done sweet heart good sweet little bear are you done it sucks i know it sucks i got shocked probably as much as you guys at this point no yeah i was just doing it a lot to myself were you always doing it on the pubis yeah i tried other places too it was crazy i did it on dan dan was like shit do it and dan's got a little bit of a tummy he's and i was like i turned it really up really high he's like i think there's just too much tummy here bro you the muscles and i was like you're a beast anyway guys are you ready three two one dark souls it's actually metal gear one i got it right unfortunately you didn't read the fucking rules that i told you with my words the verbal rules i would employ a post-modern lens words and the leaders that wield them are ever-shifting placeholders for our base feelings and intimidations showing a limit and a faulty in their utility the works could easily be uttered as a muja hadin prayer are the muja hadin in metal gear yeah kinda anyway i still think it's dark souls i still think you're wrong am i crazy nick i felt the same as you i didn't do one i'm gonna do a real one i mean you like bounce on it yeah well that was that was fun there's two more of these okay question a man's possessions accumulate in a house a storage unit and then a warehouse possessions are meaningless fleeting abstractions meant only for public moments or base impulses they coalesce in a gray space i feel like the obvious answer i have to power cycle my unit for nick okay i'll go and power cycle yours too wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it's just the power cycle so it's not gonna hurt none guys are we ready yeah yeah i'm ready i'm ready three two one dark souls awesome metal gear i thought it might be what the man's possessions are the embodiment of a process by which our consumer system creates sustains and ultimately discards visions of a better world ultimately realizing the war economy where soldiers ideas weapons are accelerationists single-use items bereft of any true human meaning right that's three shocks for griffindor oh i want to break free i want to break free i like you i like you tank that really becoming unpleasant well there's one more yep the games of favor are almost complete yeah question through circumstance a man finds himself a king and beneath him are nervous pained subjects that he once called friends he has them endure trials that result in great pain for a reason himself he is not sure of he clings to an asymmetrical value system that has brought him untold personal ruin are we ready yeah yeah i'm ready three two one i hate a metal gear as well it's vulgand from metal gear solid three aiden gets the max amount of shocks possible during this round adieu oh it turned off no i'm just kidding yeah after a while you start to realize it's all metal gear the true the true thing is that there's a case for all of these but i thought it'd be funny to see if i could do it again i don't know if i can do it again i don't know if i can do it again sweatier than i'm talking anyway that was a great round the medallion escapes you the medallion evades your your possessions the medallion eludes your grasp are you guys having fun at the games of favor it's i i liked nick ball better i think no way yeah really i think yeah well how about this one the round of physical comedy oh that's fun okay maybe i like this now all right you guys just uh individually perform one act of physical non-verbal comedy and you're good to go we already kind of did this so he already burned the asshole method yeah who knows it could work twice uh and let's get started aiden i'm gonna give you a break you can go last uh how about ludwig let's kick this off again what are we just walking over to the set he's kind of meandering uh-huh yeah dude oh it's so smooth oh oh my god i haven't seen your balls in so long bro oh my god how is it never not funny how is it never not funny let me tell you boys it feels nice to unplug you feel like he's free for a little bit like a free folk yeah all right well aiden it sounds like you're ready oh he has to prepare something all right nick will you oh it's not i wasn't gonna make him go last in general because he got shocked so much i thought this is part of it is he not gonna come in doing his thing i think he might come in doing his thing okay you can come in doing his thing okay oh my god oh my god he has such a hairy ass bush bro no dude no one's gonna be able to use that slide anymore oh my god he's going down the slide he's butt ass which we have every oh my god we have every guest go down the slide he went down butt ass naked and i was just sitting at the end with it and it's just out oh bro he's got his it's like one of those you know those smaller coke cans that millennials buy yeah yeah the the eight ounce ones yeah he's got one of those attached to his fucking hip wow give me your electrodes just i just want to plug him back in nothing's gonna happen maybe nothing maybe nothing will happen just give me it okay didn't i do good sire didn't i just do max well for you sire so i honestly those guys kind of cashed some cashed in nudity which obviously is hilarious to me uh but you're up okay wait wait wait wait your thingy yeah you might want to unplug unplug it and throw it to me it feels nice to unplug okay is a man in ancient rome seeing his son die you call action sure and action i'm back i'm back with food barnabas he's saying barnabas his son is barnabas his butt is out i've never i've never seen his it was a late reveal today it was a very late reveal behind his toe but he is not wearing underwear oh my god so when he turned to grieve barnabas he bows out that was beautiful wow that was beautiful that was beautiful well done and you know what nick i'm not even gonna fuck with you i was gonna shock the shit out of you because it was non-verbal but you broke the rules and you got away with it that's kind of life isn't it give me that you're gonna plug back in though i'm gonna plug it back in you're gonna plug it back in right you're safe that's the subtitle that was great zipper laughed and i was like wow he loves the performance he loves the performance and then i saw the butt i was like oh i think zipper had that angle the whole time he must have seen a really tight shot sorry zipper rich and archie probably deserve poor fucking archie this episode they deserve a standing ovation for the amount of male nudity they've been subjected to honestly the the sort of this flaming carcasses along the way there's yan he saw my whole waxing you might need to look up the uk uh workplace we might have to have president of this one a british david schwimmer he's like uh grab him a summit come here darling come here stay after work with me all right well done guys round 20 are we sure we the round of sexual pleasure is can we be shocked if we don't do it was i not enough for you so no head is it ever really enough and we're sure we don't want to just five to eight minutes five to eight minutes i'll pass i'll pass you pass on that i'm gonna pass on five to eight minutes i can't shock you of head i can't fake head on a fake penis well but you're looking me in the eyes and you're going slapping it on and making it bubble i'd rather not slap and make it bubble that's totally fine i can't make you do that i appreciate you giving us the option and i can't punish you for not doing it yeah so just make it sure but it is a no how about we all say no at the same time one two three no okay just making sure okay all right next round duet the musical aptitude round final duet final musical aptitude round you have to choose a duet member they cannot refuse and uh you all have to do this so there will be three songs of doubles and you can reuse the same partner it's no problem uh i cannot be chosen i will not sing and please whoever jumps at the opportunity what do you want to do think about it what do you want to do we have to do it right at your own you want you want me yeah but we again you have to you're gonna pick me you can make me i'm gonna pick you and you're gonna pick me do you understand yeah but do you have an idea or do you want me to go for my idea let's go for your idea and i'll do my idea and he'll be fine if we abstain i want to say you can't i already said that you didn't listen to the rules you cannot you can't refuse i heard you but what if we did you understand The game would have no rules. Yeah. No rules. The medallion is-- That's true. The medallion is yours! These are the rules, bitch. Those are the rules, so we're not gonna abstain when it comes around to him. We're just gonna do it the way it was intended. Mm-hmm. Isn't that a good system? It's fear. I fall right in line. You fall in line 'cause of the fear. I need Aiden. Amazing. Betrayal. Amazing betrayal. Aiden, you've been summoned. I-- I-- I pop up. Okay, I'll get us in, and then you'll know where to go. Okay, okay. I love this show. A glorious show. Oh, wonderful. Wonderful. Well done, Ludwig. Thank you. Yeah. And blessings be to Barnabas. I appreciate that. He'll never have a different job. Nope. We'll search for work forever. I'd like Ludwig. You want to just say it? I'm just going to start. You follow my lead. Okay. I can show you the world. Shining. Shimmering. The splendid explorings. Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide? And then you're Jasmine. I can open your eyes. Take you wonder by wonder. Over, sideways, and under. On a magic carpet ride. A whole new world. A whole new world. So I didn't like how he stole the show. I didn't know the words. Also, just to be clear, all of that is still Aladdin. Oh my God, none of it's Jasmine? Jasmine comes in so late. I didn't even know that. That's an ASU improv kid. Because, listen, he's taking you around the magic carpet. It's like over, under, on the magic carpet ride. That's Aladdin. Yeah, she doesn't sing for a while. Well, I was like a gender-bended Aladdin. We're doing like a progressive woke version. Yeah. Where Jasmine is actually driving the carpet. You got shocked already. Girls like driving, too. I got shocked, bro. It's okay. Yeah, I mean, I appreciate the attempt, but you just really didn't come correct. You know what he did for Afternoon Delight? He actually looked at the lyric. I saw him do it on his phone. That's not true. None of this is true. Well, then what were you looking at, cunt? Huh? I was trying to pull up his song to do it before him, but I didn't know the lyrics. That's really funny. Papa Oak Scars karaoke. And he went, never mind. I watched all this happen, but I wasn't 100% sure what he was doing. Wow, I thought you were looking at it. No, I just know Afternoon Delight. All right, Aiden. Who's your? I have to pick who is more likely to know the lyrics. Also, he already got shocked. He will get shocked again, but. Is it hip hop? Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Gonna be tough for me. Is it Cerebral? You can say the song. Oh, I'm allowed to? I mean, I don't care. It's my way. Oh, yeah, I got you. Yes, there were times. I'm sure you knew. When I bit off more than I could chew. Threw it all when I was down. I picked it up and spit it out. You're stealing the show. Let the record show. I took the blows and did it my way. Dun, dun, dun, dun. He's trying to give him the show. He's trying to give him the spotlight. I can't tell if it's pathetic or not. You did hit the note. You hit the note and there was bravado in there. I like the bravado. However, if you died today and he carried on this on Broadway, I don't think anyone would be upset. I'm shocking you. You don't mean that. You don't mean that. You don't mean that. Do you understand? It's so bad. Hey. I want it to be over so bad. Shock me too out of solidarity for my brothers. Do you wish this? Yes. Do you wish this? No. Do you wish this? Do you wish this? Do you wish this? My brothers. Nick and Aiden. Sir, don't shock him. He's going. He's just ironclad. I can't. It's so. To put this on anything like a six and then keep it going, it's too much. Wow, that was great, guys. Well, some of it was. I lost my clicker. It's right here. It's right here. Classic. He doesn't get shocked for that? Dude, this is so weird. This is so weird. This is so weird. This is so weird. This set up. The two-on-one. Classic. Okay, okay. A world where it sticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. The window. Honestly, you win the games to favor. I'm not going to fuck with you. Yeah, lick it. Oh, magic. It's stuck on everything. Now, there's a cock print on the door. There is. There's literally a cock print. Dude, oh, my God. Let's go. Easy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It fucking swelled. Oh, my God. Guys, this was it. These were the games of favor. So, I told you that the points really didn't matter. But I did have the loyal and faithful warden of the court zipper. I had him actually tally up all the points. And these points do not, they may not actually indicate who wins the game of favor and the medallion of favor. But they will be used as information for my decision. Zipper, if you could please show the tally. Aiden with seven points. Ludwig with eight points. And Nick? Nine points. I win! Wow. You didn't listen. He said it was just information. It was just information for my decision. The points. I win the point battle. Oh, is that important to you? But not the medallion. It is yours. How the fuck did I get shocked when I said it? Just context. I would love to see, Archie, can you also show amount of shocks? Oh, sure. I just want to see who got shocked the most. Amount of punishments. Can you show smiles per hour? Please show also just smiles per hour. Archie will have some time to edit this one. So he can definitely count smiles per hour. Well. The smiles per hour in the bottom. It's like a needle. Now, Nick classically is the one who tries very hard at games, makes us feel bad at games. And even changes the rule sets on site. The rule set sometimes ferociously. You could argue the same of Ludwig. Nick won. He won the amount of points. Right. I think the pleasure that he gets from that. Me and you. The pleasure that he has gotten from that is an immediate disqualification. Yeah. From the games of favor. I saw it coming. I saw it coming. And you know what? That's okay. Because I stayed true to myself. And when the points matter to me, they matter to me. And I got them. And I can be my own champion. I can find my own medallion on this planet. What is this? Hercules? Yes. I guess in a way what Nick is saying is that the medallion is yours. It's yours. So it comes down to Aiden and Ludwig. Now. Oh, guy. Sorry. I'm not even thinking about it. LP if he was in ancient Rome. Sorry. It's funny for some people. I think that something interesting about Ludwig. Is that he really did charm his way out of a lot of situations. He, in a way, is the best performer of the games of favor. And maybe this podcast, which is saying something. This podcast means a lot to me. But it doesn't mean a lot to him. Kind of ironic, isn't it? Kind of a lesson he teaches us. Now, Aiden, on the other hand, kind of trailed behind. Had some good moments, some bright moments. But. Strokes are dry. He broke a three. Tear joke that I've embedded into the show by actually coming up behind. Whispering into my ear with his lips, touching my actual ear and jerking off a dildo that I was holding near my own penis. Told you not to be scared to from behind. And he told me. And I said, it's OK. It's fine. Don't be scared. I'm just going to jerk your penis. Don't be scared of this. He's going for points. He's doing it funnier than you did it. Don't listen. Before this gets out of hand. Don't listen to him. Aiden, please rise. I'm just kidding. I unplugged. You can rise again. You actually win. Wow. Wow. He's been crowned with a medallion. You know what? I don't need this. I don't need this. I'm out. I'm out. Why'd you take the dildo on your way out? Take this with me. How was that? Huh? Was it fun? Dude, I should have won. I crushed. Uh, yeah. You just didn't want to give it to me. You hate giving it to me. I think here, you know what the real truth is? Yeah. I think the fans might have liked Aiden to have it more. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. That's, that shows that you do. Fuck. I'm sorry. Don't cry. Don't cry. Please don't cry. Oh, you do your show. Like, look at this shit, man. Oh, it's coming off. I get it. You get it, right? I get it. But the medallion is yours. When we do Ludwig ball, Ludwig chooses the winner. The fans don't choose it. I don't even think of them. Look at them. Well, I mean, it's all connected, right? No, it's not. I mean, honestly, without him breaking that joke, I don't think he wins the games of favor. So you're saying he won because he stroked you dry. Yeah. I played a win. He did something, Ludwig, that you didn't. In order for us to understand the plight of women, we must have stroked him dry to win the medallion. That is the point. Whoever gave me the best sexual favor was the winner of slime ball. Understands the pain of a woman. I didn't like it, by the way. Yeah, you seemed like you hated it. I didn't like it when it happened. I told you not to worry. You got flustered. I was blushing. I've never been that close. It was like your first hand. He has this awesome big medallion. Is that because he hated getting fucking stroked? Do you think now that we've done this for women, our percentage will start going back up? I think it's down. It's down. Every woman should have stopped watching us after that. It's gone down. That's fujoshi. It used to be. It used to be. You don't even know what that is. No, I don't. Yeah. Some of us are tapped the fuck in. You can't shock me for it now either. I guess I can't. The thing is, bro, shocking you was not pleasurable to me. Piece of shit liar. You made it not pleasurable. Because you didn't react. You just tanked it. Which is beautiful. But then you turned it up like maximum. I didn't think it was working. 45 seconds. It was not 45 seconds. It was maybe 35. It was. You said it was five. Do you want to hit me for five on six? You can't handle it. I wouldn't do it to you. I mean, don't you all feel like closer together after this? No. What? It's giving me great ideas for Ludwig Ball, though. Ludwig Ball. Ludwig Ball. Are you still? Are you naked? You're going to take the time and you're going to design a game. For us to play on the yard? Yeah. He's mad. I think I created a monster. Did he torture you too much? Enough for respite. I love that we all spent this time together. Well, guys, thank you for watching. I'm talking. Thank you for watching the Games of Favor. Is yours. And I appreciate all of my friends that participated in the Games of Favor. Aiden is crowned. My favorite. You are my favorite. It's official. And the next time we see the medallion or us, we will be Chinese. Yeah, well, at this moment in time, as you watch this or listen to this, we will be Chinese. And we are in the reverse timeline where the orb was not caught. So take this as a warning. Yes. If you're watching the episode where the orb was captured, you know you're okay. Yeah. And everything is fine. Yeah. This is the wrong one. And I both, in that timeline, both won the game and got arrested. Mm-hmm. It was crazy. We heard about it later on through the time waves. Anyway, guys, thank you for listening and watching. We'll go to the primo now, which will be filmed at even a different date. Bukui. And he will be disappeared and Chinese. He will be Chinese. Bukui. Mayo. Dwe. Dwe. Thank you. Oh, my God. I forgot to disrobe everybody. What? What?