Ep. 242 - Nintendo has an A.I. Problem

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because he's not real it's not real because it's reeling your old merch enjoy the episode if you live your life as an animal like you you transit like become like a lion i think we should get to eat your body it's not it's not cannibalism anymore are you saying we just get to but it's still cannibalism but it's not no it's not cannibal it's just not it's not i mean we put you in grocery store plastic and we and we cook you on a blackstone we cook you like some wax some a5 yeah it's a leopard man meat oh by the way if you didn't realize ludwig's gone he's in china right now but uh i want to i want to give you guys uh a bit of an episode from ludwig's life which we all read in the group chat um which is very very it honestly it kind of made me annoyed because i'm like if he wanted to write well he could he could he wrote something that happened in a very convincing riveting way and maybe the story tells itself sometimes and it's easy yeah but uh so this is ludwig he sent this like a day before he went to china i had crazy neighbor drama dude was pissing on the street and my neighbor pulled up and caught him all these sentences are line breaks which is kind of interesting as well it took up so much space in the chat every sentence full line break new sentence full line he's writing a double space essay in the group chat it's kind of like a linkedin like uh uh victory post about like you know how your body's a temple and shit but he said uh it was a delivery driver trying to find a secret place to run it and got unlucky my neighbors are this married armenian couple and then the wife and the wife calls the cops the husband blocks the driver from leaving they somehow convince themselves the driver has their package they've been waiting on but he just doesn't she screams my name ludwig's i guess she saw my tv was on so i go out i tell the husband not to stand in front of the car but as i'm doing that the driver he's black calls the husband an idiot and says the n word parentheses colloquial our median neighbor rips it hard our back yeah i'm like whoa now you're in the room mr mime has reflect bitch says i get him to apologize open parentheses he was saying armenians low-key count i was like not really me rip it ripping the hard r and be like i count i'm armenian we don't which is why i wielded it then the delivery driver is trying to dap me up but i just nod because he has piss hands i get him to apologize for pissing me off i get him to apologize for pissing me off i get him to apologize for pissing me off i get him to apologize for pissing me off i get him to apologize for pissing me off i get him to apologize for pissing me off i get him to apologize for pissing me off and then they go their separate ways i dead ass think being a cop is so easy yeah he posted a very sweet screenshot with his neighbor who was like you are such a kind man ludwig's like just doing my job just being a neighbor also you guys can't say it armenians can't say i want to double tell your husband he can't do that don't get to say that word can we can we agree on that so uh yeah that's ludwig's contribution the podcast sane by the way for delivery driver to rip a piss on a honest on a neighborhood street yeah come on think about his street where he lives where are you pissing i yeah you make it happen this is exactly what i thought about i think it's specifically his street it's like there's nowhere to piss i'm not trying to fucking put him on blast but like there's nowhere to piss i think you block yourself off with the truck i think love finds a way a quick piss is a quick piss he's probably also done this so many times that he's he's pissed more than he's got caught right yeah oh he's running beautiful numbers yeah i i have a question i've i've talked about it before i live near like a school like a montessori school uh i thought you weren't allowed within 100 feet shut up to fucking do with this day one shit with this day one shit from a guy who's gonna get his scalp burned off i'm gonna like it like vulgan anyway it's gonna grow back my question is if i'm out working out in my backyard it's completely butt ass butt ass they can't see me no one can really see me but is this happening no i don't do this i do it in my i do it in like at the very worst like tiny little shorts i'm picturing you out back buck naked punching the shake bag punching in the shake bag cock flopping around like 28 years later it's hitting the side close enough to like hit the bag and my question is that's probably bad to do that's the that's the answer to my question you're gonna ask what were you originally gonna ask is it bad to do is it bad to do wait but you said you're completely blocked off i am i am i am but it's like it's still i think what makes me what makes me morally righteous on the planet is because i know that i am blocked off but i still wouldn't do that because you never know in case in case you never know stupid rascals might climb over a fucking fence yeah and all of a sudden i'm fucking screaming at the shake bag butt ass stained ass my stained butt and it's just stained i would if i'm mad enough i stain my ass yeah i stain it like with what do you think actually you know what do you think it doesn't matter i would argue it's important for you to do that because it teaches the kid a lesson about privacy dude they would never forget that and they would they would never intrude on another person's yard again like a six-year-old just like climbing over a fence and seeing essentially an insane zombie of a man not only would they never forget it no one would believe them i swear he was naked he was doing karate i was like tool out of the jbl speaker it would just be the most insane shit that would ever i don't think it's wrong i think you i think you look you you have your own home you can be naked and fighting a picture of shake in your backyard it's your fucking goddamn riot as an american i think i i do think if there is a way if there's a line of sight to uh specifically a school you shouldn't do it i think if i think if there's no school at all it's kind of free game i think if your house backed up to a school and if you peer through the vines of your gate you see the children running around as they play and gather yeah looking through the hedges on the backside pretty don't even be naked in your house yeah don't ever be naked yeah that's i i think that's that's pretty much i mean that's what i've been doing but i wanted to get a bit of a council situation on this i think in your specific situation it's kind of your american right really naked in your backyard how about you say that on ls how about you go on ls and you say netanyahu's been alive this whole time and i'm happy for him netanyahu is alive that coffee that coffee didn't spill though we're supposed to believe he's human you should be able to be naked in your yard near a school these two things are unrelated they're unrelated and i am on lemonade stand saying this yeah he had sometimes at times too many teeth and at times too few well let me rephrase the question to make it harder to answer can you be naked in your backyard if you live in a school zone i think in a proper society you kind of shouldn't what i what i do think is that if you don't take proper measures then you should be put in jail that you have to have shown some sort of effort what if you dress up like the diagram in the textbook and they go oh that's the diagram that's the that's the naked guy in the biology book are you saying you need to meet like a hedge size threshold to be naked in your yard at a school zone i think you need to have demonstrated a clear and distinct effort to obscure the vision of your backyard for not just nudity but anything that a child would not want to watch perhaps a you know r-rated movies let's say you watch r-rated movies in your yard in my yard in the daytime on a projector on a projector it's it's blown out because it's during the day it's hard to watch it's hard to watch it's bad honestly i could be watching anything these kids probably wouldn't see it but it's an r-rated film but it's still it's a scorsese it's a classic they showed boogie nights at a movie in the park man that is crazy i saw it happen i was there and there was kids everywhere and you know what those kids are fine man they grew up fine they watched boogie nights yeah they watched it they saw julianne moore uncensored dicked down by sensor in the penis scene and she says come in me all of that and there was children running around the park if i can play with the basketball that's i don't maybe i'm a puritan boogie nights not a film for all and not not only it the screen the screen like the size of the screen because it was a massive like public movie in the park day like like you know it wasn't like 40 people like hundreds of people the screen's enormous it's like looking at the sphere outside of your like hotel in vegas like all the neighborhood houses it's impossible to it's impossible to not see like if you lived if you lived like a block away you could see his penis yeah dude that's crazy that is kind of crazy and you were you were attending this viewing in the park and there were little kids right yeah I feel like that has to be illegal. Is it? Does Paul Thomas Anderson get a pass? There's no way. Paul Thomas Anderson never gets a pass. He doesn't? And keep that in mind. Because of how he portrayed Jungle Pussy? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if he made one battle after another in ways that some could consider insensitive. I don't know how they got away with this. That's what I'm saying. Like, movie theaters have to ID you to go see a rated R movie. There's no way you could just launch Boogie Nights in like a public park. I mean, there might have been like, I don't, this part I don't remember. This is a long time ago. But maybe not. But there might have been like, you got to show your ticket and the ticket requires you to be 18. And so they're kind of like, families show up. It's more like the American system implores you to govern your own household. Yeah. You know what? You say to your kid, Boogie Nights is outside. You stay inside tonight. Yeah. Or Boogie Nights is outside and then you're going to go watch. You're going to watch Boogie Nights. You're going to go watch. You're going to see what a grown man penis looks like. You're going to see the whole scene with Julianne Moore. The long sex scene. That's very intimate. You're going to watch that. Wow. And they're like, what about Fortnite? But what's the line? What can we show at movies in the park? And what can we not? Boogie Nights is over the line. I would say, you know what? I'd like to all shake hands and say Boogie Nights is probably over the line. We agree Boogie Nights is over the line. What about Zack and Miri make a porno? Is it too crass? Over the line. Over the line for a movie in the park. Because they have sex in the movie. I think a prolonged sex scene about porno. You want sex to be taboo. You want kids to not learn about it. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. What about like heat? Heat's totally chill. Heat is chill? Heat's fucking dope. We're comfortable with showing the children vicious violence. Too long. But not two people who love each other. It's too long for the park. Is there a food truck nearby? Okay. Okay, heat's over the line. But only because it's too long. No Irishman, no heat, no Godfather, no Goodfellas. Goodfellas maybe. It's like 2.15. Yeah, Goodfellas is right there. What about Knocked Up? So what it does, it does depict nudity. There's a scene where Katherine Heigl's vagina is being stretched out by a baby. Very brief frame of that. But that's birth. That's birth. Birth. Birth. Which is like, when you have sex with God. Birth is like having sex with God and God delivering, and giving you a baby in your pussy. I think that's educational. I think that's good for the park. I think, I think that's fine. That's like, You think Knocked Up is good? No, I think that's maybe the least offensive things in Knocked Up that we could worry about. What about, Should we not be comfortable with birth? What about the scene in The Bourne Identity where he has sex with a love interest, but it's only like four seconds of a scene? Kids can watch that. Kids can watch sex scenes, man. In movies that are covered with the blanket. But what about the park? When it's like mom and dad, it's like, oh, so that's what mom and dad do when there's noise. I learn from TV. There are kids that night that learned about sex from Boogie Nights in the park. Which is probably a bad, a bad movie to learn about sex from. And then they, and then that kid grew up and became clavicular too. Yeah. Yeah. That guy, that guy is definitely bone smashing now. I feel, I do feel myself get more, more protective as I get older. Can kids watch murder scenes? No, but that's what, that's what I'm saying. Is it, this is a, I don't know. Is it a real piece of comedy? I think, I think the sex scene in The Bourne Identity should be less offensive than him fucking murdering people. This is a bisexual take. I'm not kidding. I think it's based. That's a bisexual take. You're bisexual now. I think it's a based bisexual take. And I'm bisexual, Aiden. Would you like to make out later? Okay. Why don't you go have, bisexual sex with each other? No, because you, you killed my role play in the car, for one. Yeah, you're talking about gripping my thigh. What were you talking about? No, I said, I said, I lightly touch your back. And then he just faded. No, you did. And I was like, I've never heard him say those words. And I kissed your nape. You said, I lightly touch your back and I move my hand down. Yeah. It's speakerphone in the car. Can you say that in front of your children? Hey, let me ask you a question. That's for us. Let me ask you a question about your future children. Okay. Your child is, let's say he's 10. Yeah. He's 10 years old. My child, okay. I'm a parent. My child's 10. Your child's 10 years old. Yes. And he comes to you and he says, Dad, I want to watch blank. What is the absolute fucking limit of what blank could be where you're going to say, sure, let's watch it together. For my mom, it was crank. Let's watch it together. I was 15, 16 years old. It says before I was 16. She said, you're not watching that movie. 16? She's like, I'm taking it back to the video store. Damn. Jason Statham banging out Amy Smart on the street was too crass for me. You're two years away from me. I'm saying pay rent. And she did. She charged me. Two years you had to pay rent, but right now you can't watch crank. That's how she rolled. Which one? Once you pay rent, you can watch crank. And God damn it, I better be able to. I think he's definitely, or she, they could watch Born Identity. That's fine. Really? Born Identity is a chill film. Yeah, for the most part. Isn't it PG-13? It's not even particularly violent. It's a fine, it's a very middling action movie. Yeah. What about. That's middle of the road. The ceiling is hard, though. What about Superbad? Ten years old? Ten? I don't think so. It's all about getting puss. No, I don't think it's appropriate for ten. You say no thank you. For ten? My kid is ten? It's funny because my dad would, maybe almost in defiance of my mom, he would sit me down and say, we're watching Blazing Saddles right now, which isn't necessarily a sexual movie, but it's one with words that a kid should not say. That's what I think. It's more about the language. I think you have to, like your kid has to be. smart enough to parse that the language isn't just cool to copy. What about a controlled viewing with dad? I included at the end, it was like, I'll watch it with you. Oh. I think that actually hires the ceiling. Definitely. You can explain things and you can. Ten is still too young for Superbad. Okay. Really? Yeah. And that's your parenting style, okay? That's fine with me. But where is it? Now, what's it like in Coolsville? Coolsville? You want me to make Link 11 for Halloween, kiddo? Yeah. Hell yeah. Let me get you the Hawaii ID. I'm gonna get your own little ID, go around, it's cute as fuck. Oh my God. And then you're gonna enter the first grade funny as shit. What about that? Your stupid Swedish kid is not gonna have any fucking sense of humor. He actually will be a humorless European. He will view the world as it is and. And he will never, he will not laugh until the age of 16. I said something about, I said something about, because there was like the soldier that got killed in Iran. He was like the first one ever and he was like this 22 year old kid. And I'm like, they're making a big deal out of this now, but it's gonna get kind of awkward when this happens a lot more and they don't get like all the likes. You can't give all the likes to all the people that die for Israel. But some guy beneath was like, I don't know why Americans are so sensitive to soldier casualties. And I was like, I replied, he's like, you're just autistic and you don't understand social texture at all. Because like, just nobody likes that, right? And that is gonna be your kid. Your kid is gonna be under like posting on X on X two. He's gonna be posting like, I don't know why people get so upset when people are dying. He made a sandwich. It doesn't make sense. We all die. It's like, it's like, sure, you can make fun of it if you want, but you can also be sad about if you want. But to be like, I don't know why people are upset. My father doesn't spend much time with me. So I type on the computer. I wasn't allowed to watch a super ad. Don't know why it's tough because it's just like it's the easiest way up to why don't you try explaining it? Oh my God. I should just say that. Why don't you try explaining it? Because it's like, what are they going to act like they can't they fail? No, they're going to explain it probably pretty easily. You're going to find the answer. I'm doing this now. I did this in the ask us channel and the lemonade stand discord. They asked, somebody asked a stupid question and I was like, I want you to spend two. I want you to brainstorm at home for two minutes. Your best answers to your own question and then come back. That's all it takes. Yeah. Think about it for a little bit. Aiden's coming to the dark side. The secret is he's always been there. I've just, I've been the soldier covering the bed. Yeah, the knives right now. But now he's on the podcast with two like born and bred content like cunhounds. Yeah. Who are just, they love views and they love that shit. I messaged a truck. I was like, do you, are you sad that you don't fucking game anymore? Like gaming content's over for you? He's like, no. Like what? You like this shit? He's like, yeah, I read books and I think about this shit all the time. If I played games, it would be bad content. It would be age of empire is me streaming it for three hours saying nothing. And I'm like, oh, you've always been a piece of shit. Oh, because he doesn't like video games. More, more that he, he always wanted to do this. He was just playing hit man for a, for a, for a leg up. I see. I see. You know, gaming was his stepping stone. Right. He wanted, he wanted to do now, which is talking about whatever Elon did today. Yeah. What's Elon? Are you equally disgusted as him? Oops. Anyway, no, because I'm doing it now. So, so, so you are, you are on the team with those two guys, but you're more of a real guy than, than, than them. Cause we're more real guys. Well, three of us, we're real guys. I think I'm, I get scared. We're real guys, bro. I don't, I'm real. I don't know if I'm on your team all the time though. But most of the time you're on a team. Honestly, most of the time. Honestly, not even. How much percent of the time are you on my team? Some of the time. How much percent now? 50%? What percent of the time are we on Slimes? That's a good question. I, in all of life, all of it, all of it. In all, like every conceivable scenario. Yes. how often am i on slime steam also to be to let me add something else this a couple weeks ago a drunk driver almost crashed in me really really fast and so i followed him uh for a long time and i didn't know what i was gonna do if he stopped and then he ended up driving so fast do we know that he was drunk yeah he was swerving pretty bad and if he wasn't drunk he was like watching a movie because some because some tiktokers just do this now it was a honda accord as well they whip it crazy on purpose for the for the vine maybe i don't know or tiktok but this is actually a perfect example because slime has a way of taking something where you're on his side yeah and making it harder to be on his side because he's like a guy almost killed me with his car and i'm like oh that's horrible i'm on your side i don't like that so i followed him i'm like okay okay follow him maybe you shout something out the car hey asshole slow down no i followed him home but tell him like to the extent to which you followed him i followed him for a long time i actually followed him for so much so you oh right so he pulled into this apartment complex potentially where he lives potentially where he lives so potentially followed him home and then what'd you do so i i drive up to it was like off the street right so i drive up and i block where you have to exit because there's only one way and now he can't leave his home in his apartment complex so and i ask you again as an american i ask you again what percentage of the time are we on his side it's it's so crazy how important those details were nick what it's all washes out it all comes out in the wash and it's like it's like probably let's say 55 of the time over half 55 plus ev to bet that you are on my side it is let me tell you something before i told you this this story yeah what was it probably 65 10 you know what i think it's 55 but i think it's truly it's 50 but there's five percent that is me choosing me saying i'm taking his side as my friend you know if i was not if i was just a guy if you were just a guy 45 wow 45 that's a little bit as my friend 55 wow i think it's because i know you so well and you so i understand i feel like i have an understanding of your mental framework and that moves the needle from 50 to 55 sure you can you understand how i got there it's actually not that crazy sometimes yeah five percent of the time it's not that crazy right sometimes an additional five percent of the time it's not that crazy i want to be clear the example you gave earlier that's in the 45 i will say uh he also said archie believe this i think i would have i was really mad bro you can't do shit like that a life for a life i will say i i will say so how this how this ended how this ended is that um i i thought for a moment i'm like i actually know somebody who knows somebody who died this way where someone got mad and they came out with a gun and they killed them yeah so i'm like well i don't really want that to happen so i pulled out of the the blocking that that sort of driveway entrance into this apartment complex as in like the pursuer the pursuer killed by the person someone someone did or someone offended someone and then that person retaliated with words or whatever and then they it happened in diamond bar and uh and so i was like you know what let's play this a little safe so i back out and i allow them to leave uh the guy does a k turn takes off and i start following me again but what i'm realizing is he's actually driving so fast right now it's creating another situation of something that could have happened to me this is like at three in the morning um so i was like i can't do this like i i'm basically making this person drive even worse and more dangerous and also driving that way yourself or to stay behind him yeah which i'm not really willing to do um so i went home i wonder i was mad about it for a week straight when you share all of this with us and i that is shitty and that is that guy's socks do you understand how crazy the second half sounds honestly dude you sometimes you guys will do this thing where you hold you try to hold up a mirror and you say what if you just heard me say this yeah what if this what if you said this to me yeah and i think the funny thing is that i would have been like no i get it no i believe that i definitely believe that 100% believe so what you're asking me is if this if i was told this no i'd be like yeah no i feel i'm not saying that you wouldn't agree with me also doing this or like be supportive i think if i told you the same story i might tell it like yeah and i'm kind of embarrassed like i followed him and you're like dope yeah then what do you do no i wouldn't be gooning but i i would be like i would be like oh my god really i'd be very interested and then whatever you felt about that i would try to understand because maybe you are embarrassed about it or maybe i don't think i'm very embarrassed the only thing i'm embarrassed about is that i may have made this guy drive even more dangerous when uh he maybe would have not done that which is fair um but other than that no i was just i was really really mad have you seen those videos of the guys who ride their bikes like insanely and they get as close to people no no bikes it's like it's as close to people as possible have you seen this okay carry the torch for a sec i'm gonna find this video because you have to watch it it's it's absurd yeah it's this is the episode where we talk about motorcycle accidents specifically and it can happen in so many ways so many ways and so many foreign ways and in foreign countries i don't even know the ways it can happen we were saying that when ludwig got there the reason why he got held up for a day is because they had to turn his blood chinese yeah no he had to get a physical do you know about this oh god his breath and his blood are both chinese now for sure he's trying i think they they did it they put him in the machine yeah the change in order to give him the chinese driver's license ludwig had to when he was he got to i think like guangzhou is where they flew into in order to get the license that he needs to drive a motorcycle in china he was told that he needed to do like a physical or something for them to like approve that he is ready to ride a bike and uh he we don't know what happened yet but he got like held up and they lost the first day of their trip because like the dmv experience didn't go well so i can only assume his blood was difficult to transform maybe it wasn't difficult that new hampshire american blood was it's the live free or die it was very resistant to the chinese machine it doesn't want to be changed it was very resistant but uh science and china finds a way and so they changed his blood michael's blood too and so now they have chinese blood which is cool i guess yeah and we don't know if they'll come back now they're just flying down the highway i think this might be inappropriate speeds i would hope not goofing i would hope not do you think about michael michael in the back just cutting comms with ludwig and going oh my god yeah i wonder if it's kind of a cried wolf situation one of these days yeah michael is gonna go and then ludwig is gonna not turn around it's gonna be real he's gonna not turn his head back and then he's gonna be mad at michael and then drive an additional 10 miles before he realizes yeah you know 10 miles would be like anyway back and then he's what's the chinese version for backup why don't you know that i don't even want to guess you could try you want to try no you want to try for me nope there's there's no way i'm finding this fuck i thought i've seen this video so many times on my timeline but i don't know like what words to use it's crazy it's a sport of basically going on the back wheel your bike doing a wheelie going on the back wheel your bike in like parking lots getting as close literally they get this close to people like with their whole bike like imagine two tires parallel to your body this close to you and they swerve oh and they just do it to people in public it's insane to watch i can't look away but it's like it's absurd that's must see if you can like deep dive while we're talking and maybe find one um based on that description uh with ludwig's trip by the way i i'm weirdly more nervous about this one i feel like he's proven that he can do it so like you know it should be less nervous but for some reason i'm more nervous are you nervous that he's not gonna finish it or are you nervous that he's gonna encounter some sort of i'm more nervous than some sort of more serious trouble for trying to do what he's doing like he'll be somewhere he shouldn't he'll be filming somewhere he shouldn't well i think in i was talking about dan uh talking this with dan i was like dan's like oh he might he might like he might end up in like jail for a fucking day or something and dan's like stressing out about it and i'm like dude you don't understand like this is kind of that's content that's kind of the best scenario if he goes to jail for a day like in ludwig's mind it's not only just like everything's for content because i think he's this there were no cameras and he was not a youtuber he was just a guy he if he did a cross-country trip in japan on a motorcycle and he went to jail for a little bit he would think that was interesting he would come back being like yeah i went to jail in china also the thumbnail of that daily episode pretty fire i mean come on him hit tim and michael reese behind bars anything that isn't like catastrophic bodily injury i think is ultimately a win for him because as close as we can get to being shot as many times as 50 cent and living to tell the story we're going to take but what if he you know what if he goes down it's chinese 50 cent and he's saying if you i he got hit like i got hit by he ain't fucking breathing imagine what's the chinese currency 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did this thing where i was like hey guys barnabas it means a lot to me if you here's the seed for the for my world you can go into the exact world that i am in and i haven't died yet and you can go take a picture with barnabas that's smart as fuck you know and like because i'm planning to die in this this game right like it's i'm keeping doing more and more risk shit and i'm kind of like it would be cool to meet barnabas talk about how barnabas touched your life as well as mine take a picture with barnabas you'll find him and one person right when i said this on stream they did they took a picture they found barnabas took a picture with him it's very sweet and then the second guy did this uh so he so uh this is the village where he lives um this guy he tagged me on twitter and said you couldn't save him um so this is the top of barnabas's house in a in a cage as barnabas himself he punches him there's bennis the dog that i got a couple runs before that that i left in the nether and the ancestor turtles they're all in a cage and uh he's floating around they're trapped and then he zooms out uh really far and then pulls out what is it called in the game uh yeah oh my god what is that this is an orbital rail gun that's not even in the game oh now he's painting the target and uh oh my god and then he goes into spectator mode what is this i know bro isn't that that's not even in the game what why is he he's like dr manhattan name yes bro it's like akira he's he's basically oh my god yes bro it's an orbital strike of like anti-matter energy on barnabas and bennis and the ancestor turtles and it takes a while to warm up because it's a really crazy weapon of mass and then he zooms out even more is oh my fucking god and then it says bennis was obliterated so we just we we just so that's what i'm dealing with this morning my kid a nuclear blast that's over the line it's over the line you can't show that in park you can't show that in a park that's crazy fucking how do you i wouldn't even know where to start i don't know it's not in the game is that a mod to do that i don't know probably i mean no it's in the game bro come on what do we know i'm serious there is not an orbital strike in minecraft bro yeah that's what i mean you go to the end city you just edit everything that is so fucking funny oh it's it's one of those what is it what is it from where it's like like you can kind of humanize anything it's like look look at this invisible little frog yeah yeah it's like and everyone goes ah he's done you've done this he's done this but with we've named this one barnabas and he's done this he's done this but we've named this one barnabas and now you care about him he retaliated against me and so doing the most fucked up thing you can think to do to barnabas i actually i kind of saw this coming in a way i'm like people are gonna be like and i'm just gonna have to deal with that you're gonna watch you'll watch but i really hope that those people i will i will you know i will just ignore those ones and the people that more celebrate barnabas and celebrate the minecraft runs that we've been doing i would like to celebrate i think that would be way more cool celebrated him because it's been very it's nerve-wracking bro because like i have these missions of these things i want to do it's like go to the woodland mansion get do a get back go to the end which is getting like the fucking it's the craziest part in the game and this is very dangerous and i go live and i'm like dude i'm holding control to not fall off an edge and i'm shaking it's my one life it's hardcore when you die in hardcore uh is it like a you lose everything right so you can like still load the world again you can though well okay no you have to re you have to copy the world and then load it in a different way so you can play it on normal or whatever but i don't think you can get your shit back so if you die in hardcore normally without reloading the world does it just you do you start on a new seed do you respond to a new seed you just start a new world yourself it doesn't automatically do it just puts you back to the main menu screen yeah it's over it's over it is it is one life what is which is very cool what is the end game of minecraft is it so you get those wings you get the elytra wings yeah uh which is what i got spoiler sorry pussies sorry i thought i was gonna fucking die i fucking did it um there's a couple things you can do there's like the the wither boss he's like the hardest guy in the game there's the warden who you're actually not really meant to kill uh you have to get him find him in the ancient city they put it's amazing game they put a bunch of crazy is that is all that stuff post game or is that i mean you could access it whenever you wanted but okay you know but if you if you defeat all the big bosses are there like post game like fucking fetch missions and bullshit in minecraft or is it mostly it's all what you want yeah yeah it's not it's it's like the bosses are there for you to either find them or summon them or you could just build a machine that kills cows like it's what you want dude i remember i mean the first time i ever played minecraft was when it came out on the xbox 360 arcade and it was different it wasn't the full game it was uh just creative mode oh right and i don't believe you could beat it like i don't there was no ender dragon i don't think so if it was just creative and probably not um and i don't remember when like when did the ender dragon come into minecraft it was like 2011 oh so wait did i i don't think i had played yet so it was in the game just not on xbox so my idea of minecraft was very tainted by what the xbox told me it was sure which was hey you have infinite material here's legos yeah here you go play with legos and i was like i like playing with legos especially with my friends yeah i mean it's minecraft the hardcore is like the i think this cool version of the game you cannot beat the first version by fighting the ender dragon yeah it's just not in there well let's see there you go well title update one it's funny because it's like it's such a rorschach because there's so many ways you can play the game and ludwig plays it in like the melee way he's literally like speed running the game in like a competitive environment like a 1v1 environment yeah and i am playing it in like the dungeons and dragons role play way which is dude in the game there's so much shit you can get a book and then a feather and an ink sac from a squid and make a book and quill you you can write in a book for like 100 pages so every time i've been going on these like post-game missions i write them i write them in a book and then i write them in a book and then i write them in a book and then i write about it and then your diary because i'm expecting to die right and and they're called final fantasy the name i made up yeah and then yeah and i make it back and i put it in barnabas's chest i'm like this is for when you're older dear barnabas yeah i write to barnabas isn't that funny i'm having fun it's it's just like it's basically dnd with uh blocks and you're alone it is perfect it's like it's just a sandbox you can do anything you can be anyone video games are awesome and then that guy did that yeah which is part of why it's beautiful it's just me screaming in japanese and i'm the akira monster just like muscles are growing out of my head dude the four balls that separate and create a a pillar to god like what how do i make second impact i'm less impressed with how this got into the game i'm more impressed that someone just like thought of it like like it made it look like this is there a reference hey right i think the reference is uh several anime dude so fuck it It even has chromatic aberration. It even gets purple and green when it hits. Someone really talented worked on this. What did the guy say? Can you click on the tweet? He said, you couldn't save Barnabas? What's underneath that? Oh, it doesn't show it because it's X. Fucking free Twitter. He said, I asked, why is Bennis there too, bro? He said, I traveled the multiverse to collect the characters of your final fantasy. You did this. I'm having fun. You gave me the coordinates. I'm having fun. You're a little kid. I'm a little kid. I'm having fun with some crazy shit going on. So yeah, that's what I've been doing. I've been playing. I played Mario Golf the other day because on the Switch, they have the N64 emulator. Oh, that's the version you played? Yeah, I just played. You played N64 Mario Golf? Yes, with Benjamin Tolson. It was a blast. But we were playing and I was trying to like, you know, to play the N64 emulator on the Switch, you have to pay like an extended membership and you pay for it. So I paid for it because I was just like, whatever. You can't pay for a month. You have to buy the full year. So I'm like, whatever. I'll fucking pay. I'll pay for a year. It's pretty gross. 50 fucking bones. That's great. I pay 50 bones and there's no confirmation. It just puts me back at the screen that says buy. And me and Ben talk for a second. We look back and I'm like, what the fuck? I didn't buy. So I buy it again. No. I bought it twice. They double charged you. It lets you do that? It lets you. It just extends the date. So like when you buy it, it says like, it says renew in 2027. If you buy it again, it just says renew in 2028. You know what else is just absolutely predatory is that if you don't, if you don't log into that service of playing those games, or if you don't like play the games for, I think like a month, maybe, maybe less time. And then you try to load it in an offline switch, for instance, on a plane. It uninstalls? It doesn't uninstall. It just doesn't let you access it. So imagine your slime going on a big plane ride five hours. You're like, I'll play some Yoshi's Island. I like that game. I paid for it to play this little emulator. It says can't connect to the internet. You can't play this. That's disgusting. That is disgusting. It's only if you haven't played it in a while. Yeah. There's like a timer. So it's like, if you don't log in periodically, it doesn't just, it just doesn't let you do it. But you also can't buy these games outright, right? Like you need to buy the service of all these emulated games, which is honestly, it's pretty convenient to have it all in one place, but I think it's crazy needless cost. It is. You are paying for the convenience instead of buying a $50, like Amber Nick retro machine, putting it on yourself, doing all this work, which is probably better for your soul. I think you can play these online. Isn't that the whole gimmick is like, you can, when you, when you boot up the N64 game, you can select online and then play with someone else on their switch. I don't know. But I think, I think what it does, it basically, I think how it works is like they kind of just par second to you on your switch. Oh, okay. And then you play LAN, but they're over there. Yeah. I mean, literally the way net play on like dolphin works, right? Is that how it works? Yeah. Old net play at least. Oh, okay. Like not, not like slipping. Yeah, you hosted, right? But you, somebody would have to host and then you're like, they're connected to your instance of dolphin. And are like sending their inputs to you. Yeah. But you're generating your own. Those inputs are generating your own emulation. Like, yeah. Like you're not watching their screen. And then your emulations need to like sync or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the old days, bro. That play is so awesome. Yeah. Crazy shit. Do you remember how you felt when you learned you could play melee online? With Slippy? Or Anthers? No, no, no. With, with Anthers and like dolphin. I, the first time I loaded up, I was like, whoa, they did it. I was like, they did it. It feels horrible, but I don't care. I don't care. And I'll deal with this for the rest of my life. There was a, there was somebody who terrorized ranked at the time. His name was Mangohan. Do you remember Mangohan? Yeah. That was Romeo. If you know SoCal heads. So, hey, sorry. Sorry. I exposed you. I'm a SoCal head. Cause I asked the guy. We're gonna go, we're gonna go man for band on melee players. He played Sheik and I was like, I was like, he washed me. And at the end in the chat, I was like, are you Mango? And he's like, yeah. I was like, I guess I just played Mango. Romeo famously with Cam, they, when it's like, when, uh, not psycho, sorry. I was saying Cam's tag. Um, when slap city came out, they just became the goats and they would chop prize pools. The psycho midget and Romeo. Yeah. They get, they'd be like, they'd get to first and second. They'd be like, you want to just chop him. Loved slap city. Honestly, it had a moment, but it was, it was kind of a, a harbinger of things to come that no platform fighter would ever, ever, ever succeed. No matter what I was on this, I was showing Ben that if you go to the Nintendo switch store, there's a lot of hentai on it. And if you go, if you just search the word hentai, or if you just, if you just commit to scrolling down on like the all games thing and just waiting, um, cause there's like thousands of pages of hentai. It's crazy. That are somehow in the Nintendo store. I don't really know how this works. Where in the store? God, it's gross. Where? You're kidding me. Accessible on my switch and anywhere I go. You're kidding me. I can take it. It's portable. It works. I turn on the switch and it's right there. Where? What would I have to press? What would I have to press to get to this? Yes. I feel like we already talked about it, but zipper, can you look up hentai banana on Nintendo switch? Um, this was one of the first ones that I had found me and Dan were on the couch just looking at all. Um, and, uh, I was, I was explaining to Ben, there it is. Hentai banana. So basically all these games are like, they're like this. They're like, I don't remember it. This is insane. They're like AI. They're like AI women. And I've never purchased one. I think I have to for the culture, but I've never purchased one. I think they're puzzles. And then when you complete the puzzle, it's a picture of the woman. Dude, it's 80% off. Um, some of them, same price, same deal. I paid for overcooked last night. If it'll let you go to the developer page, I would love to see the developer page. Yeah, there you go. 17 studio LLC and then go to their page. All right. So let's scroll down and see some of their games. Dude, this looks like, uh, when train wrecks play steak and there's all the different slots. Yes, it looks exactly like that. So you got, you got toilet hero. Oh my God. And it's, you know, clearly Deadpool. Um, and it's like, uh, hentai tales. Is this just all? AI keep going down. It gets a lot more egregious than this. Hintai tales. Volume two, nine, nine, one, one cannibal. That's obviously hotline Miami. Oh, this is like the asylum studios where they try to pretend it's different games to fool you into thinking you're getting hotline Miami or does it let you search on the website for games? Hentai project. Uh, Oh, stop. Right? Search. Just type the word hentai in. Maybe it'll let us see what's on the console. This is crazy. There you go. I was, I was getting squeamish at boogie night. See all let's just scroll for a little bit hentai parody tentacle slayer hentai session. So a detail that I wanted to point out is the, some of these games are really expensive. Like I've seen ones that are like $300 and they're pretty much entirely created with AI and they're just on the switch store. This is insane. Isn't it funny that like Nintendo's like no mods, my God, our game that is against the Nintendo family values. We're in tendo. God damn it. However, we make the rules. If you'd like to play hentai velvet touch, it's available now on the switch too. There's a, it's called hentai photo, your $70, $70 for hentai photo. Yuri edition, dude. Are these all just puzzles? Um, if you click in, they just say like, go down. Um, it was just pictures of an AI woman. Go down to the description. Yeah. There's no gameplay at any of the photos. Um, hentai photo, Yuri, a classic puzzle game where you unlock vivid and sensual illustrations. Step-by-step. So I'm, I'm guessing it's going to be like a, literally a jigsaw that you create images of women. I love the, the, uh, broken in a way, English. We will collect all the details and reveal the most interesting secrets. Dude, this is like, I don't, can any bareback make a video on this or some shit? People need to know. This is what we should do. Maybe we should make the video. Let's make a video. Let's investigate all this shit. Let's investigate it. And I want to fuck it. Can we do it? meet and interview the girls oh we gotta buy it we gotta buy it for the interview okay this is the studio we develop games with creative gameplay and stories this is all just 100% ai generated like down to the atom it is ai generated it was funny some of them don't look that bad um if you go to the one with the pig face on it uh oh it was on the yeah that was like even even one of the other games is draw rider like they just copied line they just made yeah they're all stolen from somewhere some of them are just skibbity toilet toilet oh and then i can go wait a minute mario and samus and donkey kong my family friendly icons are one convenient place well it's a super hentai puzzle and then ultimate hentai puzzle and then hentai secrets velvet touch awesome hentai secrets sexy women that one says sexy benny bareback i beg you you're the only youtuber i trust eddie please eddie please bareback please expose this eddie and jarvis and drew gooden explain it now make a joint video with all of you guys get everybody interview bill training is that one doing ahiago face the ahigao it's called ahigao i don't know that's not yeah it is explain audio listeners we are scrolling through we we went to the nintendo store we typed in the word hentai and we were scrolling through a massive list of games of ai generated women photos that all have hentai in the title for between four and like seventy dollars from i don't play hold on hentai balls 3d rise of the curves i'm so glad that that costs as much as uh maybe an older mario game that i can also buy on the service it does tilt me insanely hard that like we i can't that they can take down a pm stream but they can't fucking enforce this yeah this is unreal dude I'm mad! Well, I don't even remember why I brought it up. I think you brought it up because you and Ben were gooning together. I can have a custom version of Icicle Mountain at my Super Smash Bros. tournament, but I can beat off to AI-generated girls on the Nintendo Switch store next to Donkey Kong? Make it make sense, Nintendo. You know what? You know what? If you remove the hypocrisy from it, I would. He's still strolling about this whole time. I would think this is awesome if you could remove how hypocritical it is. Yeah, we've just suffered at the hands of Nintendo in individual and, I guess, commercial ways. Yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot. We're not going to hit the bottom. It is an infinite scroll. Yeah. I mean, you just make them in a lap. I actually can't believe how much there is. We've been scrolling for so long. And they've got DLC, and they've got. I think some of these are, like, laundering schemes. Are these all. They are all the same game, right? Anti-Solitaire Deluxe Edition? Anti-Anime Girls Succubus? We'd welcome your feedback. I'll give you some feedback. Yeah, I'll give you some feedback. Please leave this window open. When you leave. Leave Nintendo.com, the survey will appear. Okay, leave Nintendo.com. Okay, so let's leave Nintendo. And we're. Okay, the Vitruvian Man. That's cool. Is it for doing some research? Okay, there it is. Thank you for taking this survey. Your feedback is extremely important to us. Okay, let's do it. All right, Nintendo. Let's do it. Let's see. How old are you? Great question. Well, I'm 12 looking at hentai. Should we be honest, or should we be the worst-case scenario for them? Let's be the worst-case scenario. I'm 12. I'm actually younger. Yes, I'm 12. I'm actually 11. I just got back from seeing Boogie Nights at the park. That's it! I knew it. They would close the survey, because you're not allowed terms of service. Oh, fuck. They're not allowed to start. Go back. They're not allowed to start polling. Well, we already gave them the cookie. No. Go back. You're not allowed to start polling 12-year-olds for information, because it's probably illegal in a way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck! We fucked up. They got us again. It was a pit. It was a spike pit. No, it's good to know that a law firm in Oregon that they use are up to really good stuff over there. Oh, the hypocrisy is nasty. It's the. Yeah! Wow. Anyway. Give them a piece of your mind. Don't say they already sent you. Yeah. Because we already have issues with them. We're trying to stay out of. Yeah, don't fucking bring us into it anymore. No, don't get in the way. I'm upset, but I don't want you to rock the boat. If you've got any fucking mods of hentai banana that you can send to me so I can get them banned. We get everything banned. We get all the shit banned. If there's a way to see the nipples. The nipples, to see the nipples. We did it with Odyssey. Can we do it with these awesome girls? God, I wish I knew the reason I was bringing all that up. Well, you did, because you were talking with Ben. Me and Ben were. You know, but there was a thing I was looking at on the couch together. We were fucking. We were just getting loose. Zipper 2 wasn't home. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I think. Oh, it was. You said that there was a game that you had played, and I was talking about. Minecraft. fucking Minecraft. It's called Minecraft. That wasn't it. Great game. There was something else. Ah, it's gone. I, um. Dude, I actually got it. I got my fat ass out of bed. Okay. And, well, I put out the bat signal on Instagram, which I don't think was a mistake, but it was more annoying than I thought it would be, because I was like, can anyone in the L.A. area literally teach me how to run? And there was one guy that was like, hey, I live in L.A., I go to Ultimate Locals, so I'm like a human being, and I'm like an Ultimate player. It's fine. But he's like, I can't do this week. I'm like, okay, whatever. Then Radstads messaged me, but it went to my message requests. We follow each other. I don't know why. That's weird. But Radstads, known for a long time, is like, hey, I can help you do that. I used to run track. I'm like, don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. You're my message request. Stop that. No, I was like, why are you my message request? That's crazy. Anyway, Radstads took me out to the track, taught me how to run. You figured it out. I figured it out. You downloaded it. It's done. Well, now I have to practice it. I see. But, because I've been running a lot more, because I got fat, bro. I'm trying to lose some weight. And I've also realized, I weigh 20 pounds more than when I used to run, and I weigh 190 right now. And it is so much harder to run. I'm carrying around 20 pounds with every pace, every step. I realized it's way harder, because it's on my body. I can't get rid of it, right? It's like holding 20 pounds attached to your tummy. And it's really, anyway, I learned how, the next hot dog race, you're about to see a phenom. I'm not kidding. Dude. Skinty? Skinty phenom who runs correctly. What if Mr. Beast came to you and was like, I want to lock you in a gym for a year. And if you lose 80 pounds, I give you fucking, I give you. I would want his teeth. 80? You'd want his teeth. Yeah, he's going to be, it's going to become horribly unhealthy. You're going to be withered away. 110 pounds? Well, you can't, it can't be locked in a Mr. Beast situation to lose 20 pounds. He doesn't want that. The Beast wants more. The Beast always demands more of us. The Beast is going to demand more. So I said 80. You heard me. If I was able to. Would you accept the Beast's offer? I would only accept the Beast's offer if I could receive his teeth. All of his teeth? As tribute. What about one tooth? I want all of them. It's a big deal for him to give one. Then you want to find somebody else. I would like the winner of Beast Games season three. They're like, please, Jimmy, no money. Simply your teeth. I want your teeth. Simply your teeth will survive. It's a guy in the entire series. Mr. Beast is like, one billion dollars. And the guy's like, no, I want your teeth to be clear. If I make it there, he's like trying to do this. One second, we're recording the intro. No, no, no, no, no, no. If I make it there, it's your fucking mouth, dude. Dude, Jimmy, he has an advantage because he doesn't want any money. Oh my God, then he's so good for the Beast Games. And all the production team, the finance guys, they're all rooting for him because they're like, they don't want to pay out. We won't have to pay out. The only person who doesn't want, every time Jimmy talks to him, he's like, hey, man. Hey, man. The teeth thing's real funny, man. Get that going for the show. He's just looking at me. He's like, I'm going to fucking wear your teeth with my teeth. I'm going to eat a couple too. I'm going to eat a couple and wear the rest. Dude, that would put me on, I swear to Jesus Christ, I would do it. I don't have money. I don't need that damn money. I need his teeth. Haven't watched an episode of Beast Games. I'm locked in for that season. The teeth man? The teeth guy. I'm there. And he's divisive. Some people love the teeth man. It's a favorite character. Some hate the teeth guy. But I think you have an inherent advantage because most of those games, as you've been told to me, because you watch it a lot, you'd make sure to tell me all about the show a lot. Yeah. Which off camera you enjoy, but here you're making fun of. It's cool. Okay, I didn't realize you were Two-Face. The villain from Batman. So when that happens, I go, oh, that's interesting. And it sounds like the person's need for money tends to make them untrustworthy or all this shit. You can trust the teeth guy. No, yeah, because he's in the circle and he's like, no, no, no, you let me get to finals. You can have my money. I don't want them. I swear to Christ. I just want his teeth. And you got like, your eyes kind of go different directions when you talk and shit. Like, you have to be a really convincing, like, insane teeth guy. He's got one super lazy eye. He has to be like, he's like, now listen to me. Listen to me. I don't want any damn money. I have everything I need. Jimmy's looking at him like one of those paintings that follows you when you go around the room. Hey man, you got to relax with the teeth stuff because the network's getting really afraid that you might be here. I don't care about the network. You're not going to let me out. No, you shouldn't let me into Beast World. I'm the mayor of Beast City now, bitch. You let me into Beast World because I thought beasts could come here. I'm going to get your teeth, Jimmy. And I'm going to go to Riyadh. I'm going to pretend to be you at the theme park. Oh my God, dude. There's a, so Street Fighter has, Capcom has released, there's actually a big drama going on with Street Fighter right now because Capcom has pay-per-viewed their finals for Capcom Cup. Like literal, actual pay-per-view. And it's a decision of Capcom, which is a Japanese company. And it's, everyone hates it, apparently, except Japanese people because Street Fighter's massive there. It's turning into like a sport. And it's really annoying. But something else they did after this is they're releasing like, these, what do you call it? Athletic wear costumes for all the characters. And a big criticism of the game right now is there's not a lot of costumes and they print money and they're just not making them. But they're, for every character has these like athletic, like drive tech costumes. The reason why people are speculating is because Evo has been bought out by Saudi Arabia and their values don't coincide with characters that might be showing skin, especially women. So they, they made these like Saudi safe outfits which is pretty gross. Whoa. There's a bit of precedent for this as well because our Mika back in Street Fighter 5 is just basically a female luchador and you can see her pussy. Yeah. And they, they actually made someone during top eight, I think maybe it was grand finals, change one of the costumes because it was on ESPN. Oh, I remember that. I remember that. So there's precedent for this but for them to actually have like tournament safe costumes, particularly probably because And I'm paying for that version? No, it's free. Oh, that one's on pay-per-view? Yeah. The ones I remember The costume is free. They're, so with older League of Legends art, there's laws in China that don't allow you to show like skeletons or bones in media. So a lot of old, old League art diverged between the two versions of the game as like everything has gotten updated. They've just made everything the same but I used to have a Chinese League account and Of course you did. Sorry. Yeah. I used like a fake Chinese password number to make it. That's sick, honestly. Cause I just wanted to figure I was super curious like, oh, how does this like they don't use our client. How do you do? How do you people play League of China? And then I like figured it out and I remember you log into the game and then like Carthus didn't have a face cause they couldn't have the skull from Carthus or like in Counter-Strike there's a skin with a like a skeleton in a astronaut helmet and in that version of the skin in Counter-Strike it's just an astronaut in China. Wait, Counter-Strike skin? Yeah, it's like an M4 skin where it's like a Oh, gun skin. a gun skin and fever dreamers and uh there's a bunch of different league characters that had different art but it was all because like china had different laws what can you show blood uh i don't know if blood was allowed i think it's specifically like skeletons and bones yeah i mean they are scary yeah but they can be funny this actually happened with dota but dota did not make divergent games or divergent versions they just had they basically were like you know what skeleton king is now wraith king yeah he's a ghost and he's a man and that was part of it zipper do you know did that have to do with blizzard maybe there's more blizzard some some stuff was bone based but some stuff was just there's definitely bone based stuff there was blizzard based when they change windrunners finding out that like just dung xiao pang was just really scared of skeletons so get it out of the game i don't want any skeletons i don't want to have to see i don't have to see any skeletons in movies skeleton almost get rid of all skeletons yes can we do that everywhere can we do that well of course you're the king yes me and the politburo it's like sir uh it's i guess we could do that i guess we could get rid of all of the skeletons in the movies he's trying to be manly about it he's like yeah that sounds good that would be perfect that would be perfect i think it's just good for for people oh lich wait was this the chinese lich with a gas mask on no way wow so there were divergent uh ones uh i'm glad you could correct it's actually so yeah it's so interesting that there's just like hidden versions of characters in different regions for that's kind of cold bro i'm not kidding the sub-zero mask on on lich i feel like i'm in a minority of people where like when i see the dota ui i get very nostalgic because i'm remembering playing auto chess you're definitely like one of five guys like i'm seeing the font and the colors for health and stuff and i'm like wow auto chess was so fun disgusting aesthetically yeah it's an old old ui i liked auto chess better than tft i never played tft i never played a frame of that game no i think i no i don't think i've ever played any tft the auto chess was crack dude that shit was so fun well underlords was the successor and it was honestly pretty good but yeah i didn't play it i just played something was lost something was lost i don't know why we don't know because it will for what the game went away for a while while underlords is being created yeah oh right it was only chinese so they kind of zapped it yeah um and i don't know what happened with like the creator of it i don't know if they enlisted him to make it if they gave him money or they sued him or what no i dude super play knows this too it it auto chess the the modder that did it was chinese i think and then they turned it into like a mobile game yeah oh yeah and that was the big move yeah auto chess to something else yeah and then valve and league and riot got on their own versions of it what a fucking trendsetter bro this is a good one i think it's a good one i think it's a good one i think it's a good one this is how this is a just a memory maybe i'm wrong but yeah the person created a genre that's a wave that's a wave guys a lot of bigs in china i know and it's been very difficult for everyone here because his chinese cell phone has banned all of his apps it's true and we have it and we have no way to communicate with him or discuss business or any business things or any sort of business at all we can't business even at all i don't know what to do because how will i ask him what i where to put all of his crap in the warehouse i just you could try maybe maybe if he had something that took all the ways you could contact him and put like put in just one place send him a letter a letter i can try sending him a letter but you write the letter and you said it doesn't matter if it's slow it's meaningful then how will he send one back to all of his employees under him and conduct business as he usually does that's true you do need a way for him to conduct business using technologies oh that's right i forgot that today's episode is brought to you by quo spelled q u o the smarter way to run your business communication that's so crazy i forget that it's the yard podcast and we're selling a business communication service stuck right in my front of my lobe of my head and i didn't even think about it i would only use a software like this if it was like probably if it served more than 90 000 businesses in the past i think then maybe then you would use quo because it does do that more than 90 000 businesses not from solo operators to growing teams and your and your uh team or ludwig's team can handle calls and texts from one shared number and everyone sees the full thread making replies faster and customers feel genuinely cared for or in his case his employees feel generally cared 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it's a mobile game and it's by it's pokemon it's not pokemon auto and i was like wait really and he showed me i don't know can you look it up is it real i don't i don't know if it's real if it's a mod or what i feel like pokemon pokemon is the ip where if they just did it if they just did it right they could rule like every world on the switch what do you mean by doing it right because i think you guys haven't played modern pokemon games pokemon unite oh okay so like as an example literally a perfect world and group of characters for a moba i think it's perfect of course and unite you know my understanding is kind of it's all one it's only on the switch right it's kind of and it's kind of a baby mode moba from the way people describe it to me and it lacks but if you put the like effort into it that matched up with like a league or a dota yeah what is this perfect game this is it right this is it this looks like auto chest this looks like this which is so interesting this does not look like a mod this looks official yeah i i might be some fucker going on too with like pokemon company because i think it's different than nintendo again i don't know is this chinese this is chinese as fuck chinese version of pokemon unite oh is it inside of unite oh for real bonus mode oh it's awesome but well okay if you if you have a girlfriend and that girlfriend has a switch they might most likely have played pokopia right now yeah pokotopia his girlfriend hates video games and she watched she just watched someone else play it and cried that's what i heard too i've yeah i heard your girlfriend cried she's been crying over pokopia also we cracked the code on a game she likes last night she occasionally brings up because i because she hangs out with your your girlfriends all the time gamers all of our girlfriends hang out all the time now and she i think my girlfriend feels left out as someone who never engaged with video games growing up and we should isolate them it's like we should we should stop them from sharing their voices and secrets it's i've been thinking about this it's they shouldn't be hanging out no they shouldn't we'll reconvene later about this i think we can i think we can prevent them i'm glad we're all on the same page yeah maybe cages we'll figure it out yeah so so yeah your girlfriend watched my girlfriend play pokopia and then she just looked at one of the pokemon and was like that's so cute yeah what did you crack the code on we found a game that she likes because we've tried we tried animal crossing uh she's done she played it for like a week but she's like it's she's so funny she'll like put hours in and then she'll be like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so and but then be like yeah i didn't like it i get i like that though that's a college which is fair fair that's a college try and uh she liked suika game for a while yeah yeah remember that and we tried like trying to get grandma to play shit you want to play blocks or you want to play with little trains we tried baba is you okay too hard uh she didn't like it that much and and we landed on overcooked last night and she loved it she loved it she loved it she loved it she loved it she loves overcooked okay yeah wow what about it i think she she just likes the like little intensity of the task yeah and the co-op when there's someone waiting for their salad and you haven't chopped shit yet i've been better get your ass on it first time we've ever played a game together like not a single player game that we're playing alongside each other i was a yelling at her i was yelling at her yeah because i'm she's i'm like get me the fucking onions get me the fucking onions i'm waiting she's like i'm trying wash a dish and like you're like press x and she goes looks down at the controller exactly exactly dude there's one map where the rats come out to steal your ingredients she's freaking out but it's this is the first game where she's been like super pumped to play it wow she's like texting me about coming home today to play together grind yeah to grind that's this is cool you are like maybe a year away from getting her to fight gwen to fight ornstein and smo my girlfriend defeated ornstein and smo recently that was a very big day and then she is blazing through the next sections oh my she beat okay so i'm gonna forget all the names of everything because i it was fast i haven't played ourselves before but okay so the um the you know the guy who's a clone of the first boss but he's fiery uh the first boss this is dark souls one the first the first - The Asylum Demon? - The first-- - Capra Demon. - Yes, so she beat that. in like the first couple tries and then you fight this massive lava man uh that that his name is actually the ceaseless discharge which is very yes yes and and you but you also there's two fights there's one that's like a big lizard man in lava and then you fight the big guy with the multiple heads that you think you're talking about um she beat the first one first try okay because she was scared running away from it and it slammed down she hits it once triggers a bug it falls off the map yeah she did it she first tried the she first tried the speed run setup on accident i think okay to be fair i think he falls off normally no ben ben tolson oh okay there's an audit and confirmed like there is a consistent setup for that but that was not supposed to happen yeah so after ornstein and smo the game does it's a weird curve it's like this is probably the hardest shit you've faced and then it's like you know what cruise for a while yeah now she's in the section where like she's in the caves and all the lights are off yeah there's massive fucking skeletons everywhere yeah yeah she's about to fight grave lord nido which is another very easy one also pinwheel goes down like one hit it's really fun she's on the way to nido but i'll bring this up because uh i got her into slay the spire and at first she was like you know struggling you know we do some a2 runs and she's i'm like you sure you want to put that card she's like why like fucking cards fine i'm like are you sure you're losing health for that you shouldn't you know it's gonna be harder later and then she just beat ascension 20 yeah that's she's been she's been insanely that but she is so strange in that slay the spire 2 has now been out for weeks and as someone who has been as addicted to she woke up early before work to play that's how much she likes slay the spire yeah this is this is also interesting if you're listening because like she doesn't play a lot of games i mean she she plays she games but not like us and you know but she because she's become a game yeah she's definitely so i went on a trip into a game we went to bc and it was me dan my little brother and her and we're when we were at the cabin she would just be on her switch playing slay the spire the whole time and you had to be like hey hey hey friend time this is it's time to hang out it's time to chat i'm so glad she's getting her fucking just desserts bro well what's so strange about it is like okay slay the spire 2 comes out and i'm like i'm like assuming that like oh my god we finally are going to be jointly excited about the release of something like oh my god it's like you're gonna be able to play this game she's gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be has not played the game one time she's still playing spire 1 no i feel that i'm like why don't you want to play spire 2 it's new she's like i haven't beaten one yet yeah and i'm like what this is why and i'm like okay love you but you're on ascension 2 of all the other ones this is gonna take a while oh she wants to beat all the guys she wants to a20 all the guys before she plays spire 2 that's real shit she would love belatro i'm like oh you can't show her that i maybe not um but she's got the completionist i'm like i'm like are you sure it has multiplayer are you sure that you don't want both of us to play with your ass that's a real fucking secret you're talking about some damn multiplayer don't play with your ass you'd be like no not bad card no i can't see your screen i'll let her play it's multiplayer i don't see her cards i play with alex i'll play with her if i can play if i play this fire with alex i can play with anyone yeah true he's uh he's never checked in he locked it he locked it he cares i still by the way i don't know if this is impressive or not because i haven't been too tapped into like slay the spire 2 content but i have not lost a multiplayer run i have won every single one i've played and i am now in double digits i think that's because you have two guys it's easier for sure but like win streaking and slay the spire is a thing like the world record in one is like 30 dude ludwig's such a piece of shit because the game comes out on launch and nick was like hey slay the spire 2 guy he really wants to play with us i ain't gonna play crazy he was like he's like slay the spire 2 and ludwig pops in the group chat and he's like uh northern lion played it for like three hours only on stream i think it sucks dude what's so funny about that i took i took what he said and i was like ah i guess it does this this loosely fits a narrative i'm into supporting right now uh what's completely unrelated to that the next day i'm i'm me alex and eric are at franken sons and i get a text from northern lion really my cell phone and i'm like northern lion is he goes just saw two guys in a coffee shop wearing yard hats and i was like very cool i'm like how i'm like how slay this but i just love because just told me he hates i'm like how slay the spire do you like in it he goes i love it it's amazing and he's like when i get back from my vacation multiplayer i'm like yeah sure that's so sweet and i'm like so now i'm gonna pop within my plan my plan i'm gonna pop up on stream ludwig's gonna be like what's northern lion doing it's like oh mix off playing with him not me and i'm gonna hope that somewhere deep in ludwig's brain this hurts him he will know he fucked up he will know he fucked up he will know he fucked up he will know he fucked up by doing what he accused you of doing when you were talking about clip channel shit and he was like clip channel said and you can say it back you can't just do that but what he did was the same thing it's the same thing he told me he would play spire 2 on his steam deck on the plane ride to china whether or not he did we'll find out in a month here but for now if he comes back if he ever comes back maybe he'll come back addicted to my favorite game right now sure possible that's got too much dude i try to boot up resident evil 4 the remake because i i've been wanting to play it i get motion sick i think it's over for me goats you're getting motion from game resident evil 4 specifically i don't know why i don't know i don't know my girl gets motion sick from minecraft yeah that's what no minecraft i'm locked the fuck in there's shit there's people to save and shit to handle what's what's after minecraft man i don't fucking know you're a little you're a streamer i don't know the thing is bro i'm not a streamer i'm not a streamer i'm not a streamer because i i basically it's like i do this league thing and then i don't stream for like fucking months i don't care yeah you're clint stevens bro i'm kind of but i just like i think but your show didn't exist i would probably be a daily streamer because i like doing it and i think i could be good at it i do worry about the tolerance i would have i probably would go insane but maybe i wouldn't but because i have the luxury of not having to do that i just go live for fun shit i go live for the fun shit and now i make a little story about what i'm doing and that's a fun dude it's a fun dude it's a fun dude if you know again if the art podcast got carpet bombed yep orbital strike the idea of it um i do wonder what that would look like you know me becoming a squeaks like i think that's the closest thing don't you think that's a the realistic like eventually the podcast will be over nah are you talking about it might not be it might not have talking about it might not have to you don't get to say that might not have you're fucking fleeing yeah you're fleeing to white paradise we might get to keep it don't do that don't show it to me don't show me that would be the catalyst it would be your fault actually literally because i'd do anything for you guys you would cop on a fucking video call and be on the that'd be so bad have you get on your phone you would be on your phone have you even asked me to stay yeah okay i want you to stay no god i want to throw your little swedish kid against the wall and cantaloupe but if the podcast i want to turn your kid into a dark child daddy my uncle slimy he keeps mashing my head against the wall and then we had to watch something called the super bad super bad i thought it was not appropriate for my age group i did not laugh dude i'll part with jonah hill's like talking about how he's gonna have sex he's like i'm gonna go down on her for five hours i think uh that's what you'll probably do next right like you'll you'll well i have again a very awesome and fortunate like world where i don't really have to i can do something else i could honestly i could i could probably find a middling low-level job somewhere yeah and just do that and then maybe make i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't really think about it i do think about the reality in which i stream every day because sometimes i get that urge i want to be like i want to flip the shit on at noon play something for four hours flip it off that'd be kind of cool but again i think i would just go insane i think i have low tolerance for going tatters i just you know i don't have the streamer brain insane i know what he's doing i don't know what dude because like because you know it's like go from me really normal to insane where you're at right now we're normal right now this is normal you're normal now you went and said you're normal now more normal than you'll ever be okay right he's more normal that's the durian truth that's on durian you think it's not but it's on durian i'm more normal than you'll ever be i don't then i'll ever be maybe not you no i think i'm not normal i think i write a book bro i just i think about it i think about sometimes i date i think instead of daydreaming about what my life is going to be like in the future in the past year i've actually moved on and i've moved on to daydreaming about what your life will be like we all do this really i have a full i have full immersive experiences about what your life will be like and i think about it i i imagine a desolate desert home in kind of a Joshua Tree type setting I love the desert and you just streaming every day and and me being like 10 feet away from the driveway of the home hearing you scream inside of it that's in your imagination palace that's you're there he lives in the courage the cowardly dog home and i'm pulling up i'm pulling up but you've forgotten i'm visiting that specific day so you're not you're live and i'm and i'm kind of happy to walk in on this and the door's unlocked because of course it is dude oh my he really is going through it all yeah and i i sift through some things in the living room there's like food on the counter there's there's meat and coffee grounds on the counter and i walk in and you look and you look back behind you and you're pleasantly surprised to see me because i am when you show up sometimes yeah well i mean there when we would stream top eight sometimes i'd be like hey you want to commentate top eight uh from my from my stream and then you would show up and it was nice and i liked that because it was planned as a planned one-on-one activity you like it because it was planned absolutely it was a good plan one-on-one activity i see if it was if it was two of you coming over i would probably two people no two people still within the limit yeah i would i would kung lao i would shoot a kung lao cowboy hat at you cut one of your heads off if me and nick come over together you're gonna be i'll say this if i didn't plan for it to come over kung lao fatality so i just show up you're like leave one of you guys got to go to the i don't care which one it's probably aiden yeah you'd probably duck you'd probably be thinking about something else you would be i'd be on my phone that's how you want to go out yeah just looking down at your phone and it just slides off your neck looking at a message that lettering sent me that's a little too confusing you know what this is i will give him some credit similar to his it's weird because his story was written in the exact same fashion this like double spaced good clear-cut explanation of something and he's like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know and i've never i've never seen him like this yeah where he is he's proactively messaging slack and christian and yingling with like these long instructive messages about what to do when he's gone and i i've literally never seen this before yeah it's he i think he i think he just knows the the gravity of like this trip and how like important it is to him and and including all the instructions right yeah we've talked about this before where it's like when he doesn't have access to an outlet like a making a video or streaming he just really that energy has to spend i remember i used to be excited about him leaving like he would like if he was leaving la to go somewhere else that he wasn't streaming it meant that he weirdly was going to be more responsive he was on twitter like a bunch like a week ago and i messaged him he's like replies to people he's like a very normal person he's like a very normal person he's like a very normal person he's honestly nick a little bit like me he's replying to people he's telling them that they'll never matter because they're mean to him yeah yeah right he's doing shit that people do when they're online like i'm fucking crazy but when ludwig does it oh ludwig but i message him and i was like are you like did like did your computer explode or something why are you doing this all are you bored he's like i was in an uber yeah and i was like oh it's you even just you whenever he's going on a trip he turns into this guy no he turns into the twitter guy he's replying he's posting he's still all he's doing all this shit and i'm like so you want to be this guy in your daily life but you don't have the time it pisses me off because i'll do this shit all the time because i have more time i think being on twitter a lot is just a measurement of how much free time you have or how much time you are spending uh evading work or something like that his replies are different than yours you really think that i'm gonna find one you cocksucker tell me slimer ludwig slimer ludwig wow i do know the one you're talking about and i do think it was stupid cocksucker i'm gonna show you right now a bit slime like let's go back to the daydream where we were loving spending time with each other i i wouldn't what's your what's your favorite thing about favorite and least favorite thing about him about ludwig favorite thing about favorite thing and least favorite least favorite thing about ludwig i don't know man i feel like have we not exhausted this on this show let me think have we ever direct have we ever directly said answer this question we have yeah we went around and did our favorite thing about each other for sure let me think what let me see did you find it this was when he made that post it was about a week ago when uh he's talking about in college i became obsessed with smash i wanted to go to tournaments and stuff and my girlfriend at the time thought it was lame as hell and we broke up this is all actually true yeah um and then someone replied to him and said just because cutie supports you doesn't make you not a loser which is crazy because it just misunderstands you it's someone being mean and then ludwig replies making my life choices on what you consider cool would make me a loser but luckily this will be the last time we interact until we both die oh oh i guess i'm i guess i'm fucking crazy there is a there is a look there's a caveat here yeah there's a caveat here cutie mentioned oh he does get this is when this is this is very it's admirable about ludwig yeah if cutie mentioned ludwig turns into the beast yeah the slime within if you will he doesn't end the message with the god bless you you and your family god bless you and your family yeah they'll call him like actual real slurs and he'll say yeah i don't know i think that's really mean god bless you and your family no i mean i get it obviously no you're right it is funny that's sometimes that's a slime reply you're right you're right i've been better i think there is sometimes people piss me off and then i'll be mean to them but then i'll i'll take a minute and i'll reply again and i'll explain why i'm mad and it usually in a way i think makes me sound a little more reasonable than just you only get this window of a guy who's like oh he must always be mad he's like well no here's my thought process and we know from aiden five percent of the time you've you've i'm another six months into my offer by the way of if someone tilts me super hard i say record what you said send it to me and i will reply to it on the show that you're commenting on that's so fucking beast bro and i'll do it as please send me do contact me take the time we'll have that we'll give you everything you could ever dream of attention a platform we won't even show your video to people just for us we'll just watch it and then and then i'll respond no one i've i've had three false flags i've had people say yes okay i will then pussy and then not send it and then not do it cowards it's been and i i'm to this day i've been i think i'm a year and a half into this approach to talking to people who just just drive me insane and i'm like it's okay just i'll just do this for me and i'll respond to it for you and and no one will do it and i i it's like i feel like i i'm giving every opportunity possible i uh i basically never reply to anything but there yeah you're a couple there was a couple people who have said things to me in dm so they're mean or whatever and i'm in a particular mood that day and i'll just all reply is why do you think that and they always do the same thing which is we all know this it's like i didn't think you'd see this or like oh i was drunk or oh blah blah right i've had so many of those interactions where i i say why do you think this they throw up on themselves and then i just don't reply that i've started replying why do you think this to people and then instantly muting and deleting the conversation and never knowing what they reply because i'm so confident i already know what it is i just want them to have to explain it to a ghost who's not listening you want them to say the words make them real out of spooled from their mouth yeah but i won't know yeah i don't ever need to know i don't i don't need the validation or anything i just say why do you think this click out and i never see it again i did have this so uh with with twitter they changed the way they they used to give you like a little notification in your inbox for message requests and for some reason they don't do that anymore at least on the desktop version and because they did that i i realized i just stopped checking my message requests for months and i don't say porn anyway these days i've let like piles of them unread accumulate for the first time since starting this show and it's kind of nice in a way because it's like oh i'm free of the the loose mental like burden quote unquote of having to read them but then i scrolled through a bunch to just see who was in there realizing that i have this little treasure trove i've left i had left luke from linus tech tips like the one show i unresponded to for like three months he messaged me after we like had met at opensauce last year like a few months after opensauce and had like sent this really nice message about staying in contact just oh my god wow let's fucking go i felt so bad i responded to him finally but we'll we'll end on this but uh so message requests these days because twitter is such a shithole is just porn bots and um they go they truly go forever and one so they get really interesting and creative in a lot of ways some of them are hilarious but they're because they'll try different things i obviously don't respond to them and they'll try they throw everything they can at me so this one is um a woman wearing a hijab headscarf weaving a shell of virtue around the creature under appearing teasingly appendage is still damp with enigma uh purple smiley devil face our change instant evolution private gorgeous vulnerable prepare to watch me unfold my petals completely tap the link above unfold and dash the shell opens for you and then it's a woman in a hijab and her boobs out yeah okay so this is what they're on right now some of them so they'll do things like this hey not sure if you'd remember me but i think we talked before my old account got banned so can you add me on instagram and then it's a you know fake a little more believable this one uh wait do people actually meet like this guess we'll find out lol no link at all they just want you to respond um this one oh they're doing they're actually cleaning them up some of the old the old ones get deleted pretty quick i have zero i think you have to turn on uh unfiltered message requests oh yeah that's like people who just make their account on twitter or porn bots even in your message requests there's another additional like spam folder where but and i opened that one one time and it's all this and like crypto coins yeah yeah yeah dude oh there was one that was so creative and funny like the the the first one you read is a bank play hentai banana the llm that made it was just on fire that day then we'll end on this one and to you uh viewers um tune into the page and subscribe to the channel and i'll see you in the next one later on where you can gaze up at my bursting cleavage they're begging to be played with worshipped fucked smiling purple devil emoji stop staring m dash hit the link above and join me where i get fully exposed and dirty cherry emoji wow well fuck them and thank you for listening to the yard podcast we will see you in well next week we have a normal kind of episode with ludwig And we'll be in China. Okay, bye. Getting Chinese.