Ep. 241 - The Greatest Episode Ever (w/ Squeex)

[music] By the way, I have your thumb now for this episode if you want. What is it? It's just the yard set with the head on camera and we do four cameras and squeak sitting in every chair. I like that. Love it. Oh, I'm in the thumb now this time. You're in the thumb now four times. Was he not out? No, the last thumbnails call, I think I've had this thing with squeaks for like five years where I've never put him in a thumbnail. It's like an ongoing thumbnail. He's just like Indian people. I was going to say. He's got a great voice for you, too. See? Yeah, that's, it's meaner when you say it to him. I got a face for podcasts. You got a face for podcasts, bud. Okay. Look at you with your fucking clothes, dude. You got a face. I can't. What? He's calling you a butter face. You got a face for butter. Butter face? We're going up. Is that good? I don't know if I'd call it nice. Am I not pointed? No. Point it. Okay. And then everything is in its right place. Yeah, I think so. I don't think in five years I've ever put him in a thumbnail and then I didn't do it but on the yard episode, somebody, Nick, titled it, "Day Blue Are Set." No, it says, "We got rated." Yes. And it was like after Fear and came through. I don't want to do that. That was the Squeaks episode. And it has basically nothing, like it's just a Squeaks episode. I think it could. Yeah. Why is that? Why are you looking at guys? Guy like me. Guy like me. I would have put you in there. Guy who has control over it. Guy like me. You don't know how he has control. You don't know how he is. I went up to him once. I said, "What do you think about this thumbnail?" He slapped me in the face. I believe that. It's a slap right now. And it's a slap right now. We're going to get them triggered. So you're saying thumbnail. So we see squeaks. So we see squeaks. So we see squeaks. - It's a rule, right? - It's 11.37 DMs. Which was an 11 start, by the way, which is interest state. - It was soft to 11. - It was soft to 11. - It was soft to 11. - It's got everything I've ever experienced. - I said it was normal a little at that. - It was almost 11.30 razor sharp. - No, I guess what we know. - It was almost still. - It was still almost. - It was a very old move. - I want first, I want to thank Vladimir, Lenin. - Lenin. - Yeah, here we go. - What did he do? - I mean, I know what he did, but why in particular? - Invented International Women's Day. - Did he? - Yeah, that was him. - Nobody knows why we celebrate women's day. - That's so, then he had to show up right after. - 'Cause you got to think about that. - 'Cause he was glad. - He had a stroke thinking about women too hard, and all the struggles they go through. - You know his body is still preserved in Moscow? - That's Walt Disney. - No, it's also Lenin. You know his eyes, 'cause when we pass away, our eyes sort of melt. You know this? - No, I just don't know. - Well, something to look forward to, right? - You can think about it, our eyes are filled with fluid. - Your eyes first thing to go, they just melt away. So Lenin's body is filled with fake eyes, and you can go look at him in the glass case, well, it gives you sanctions now, so you can't. Well, you shouldn't, but there's these in the glass case. - Wait, you couldn't look at him? - You could be displayed in the glass case, like Princess Selenia. - Wow. - They preserve like his parents don't blame him. - All of it. - And they could like Princess Selenia, they could revive Lenin whatever they want. They just don't even talk about it. They don't even talk about it. Their DM hasn't called them yet. - Wait, is it cold in there? - Is it cold in there? Is he just like souped up with like involving stuff? - I mean, he is now a hundred over, like almost a hundred-year-old corpse, so I think it's just a lot, it's mostly chemists like Doritos. - They got mostly chemicals. - He's on trend. - That's disgusting. - They fixed Doritos, it's naked Doritos now. - I want naked Lenin. - Naked Lenin, I want real naked Len, oh, his eyes are closed. - So there's probably little gumbels in there that fill out his eyes. - That's crazy. - But yeah, that's the inventor of International Women's Day, which I didn't know. - That was the kind of bed Aiden would order and put in his house. - Oh my God. - I think everyone's a Swedish company. - That's awesome bed. - Every man who makes an International Women's Day should get a mausoleum. - I think so. - I think it's fair. - Okay. - Would you want a mausoleum, Squeaks? - A hundred percent. - I want to bring sadness when I die. I want me to be like, everyone thinks of me in a very sad way. - You just want to have a happy funeral. I don't want me to have a happy mausoleum. I want it to be fucking depressing. - A sad mausoleum. - What do you take? What gets buried with you in the mausoleum? - My. - I want a display. - Probably my Nintendo 64 controller and my wife. - Oh yeah. - A life. (laughing) - If she is still alive when I die. - Sorry, Tom Black. - Sorry. - You buried with all your toys and then your wife looking really sad. (laughing) - Just by running. - And she stood in case and led. - Now, is it sadness? Is it a pity? Is it like, you want people to feel pity? - No, like deep sadness. Like, oh, we had it so good. - Okay. - It's like a real life. - Regret. - Regret, like they didn't say something to me or something. - I'm gonna start recording YouTube videos and schedule them for like 50 years out. As a reminder. - Hey, I'm no longer here, guys. - And I know you're all sad. (laughing) - Boo! - I'm just kidding. - I'll be sick. - I'm trying to go out like, too mad. - How? - Just a fucking fucked up day on X, yeah, everything up when I die. - Yeah. - Yeah, I want you all over. - I want you all over. - You can play Overwatch first. - You want people going crazy. - Jollywood. - Jollywood. - I want a mausoleum of meme and pain thrown my way. - Strune. - I want people on X with blue check marks and making a lot. - Do we shoot an RPG at your corpse when you die? - At my corpse? - Yeah, that's what I wanted. - I'd already done it at the science. - It's already done at the science. - Science, what if the science is military science? - RPG science. - Yeah, yeah. - This is what I was talking about. - Sorry, are we talking about the same thing? - Interesting. - My bad. I actually didn't understand this. - Yeah, we're gonna see how well this RPG can blow apart. - I mean, it's just been done upstairs. - What are we gonna do? - Who's gonna make me buster and bring back the gang? - For one final rut, rodeo, but it's your corpse instead of the crashed ass dummy. Today, we have a special donation from a viewer. - It's just you. - Yeah. - You're not in the thumbnail. It's just gonna be a random corpse. - And Jamie's like, "I don't think she's gonna go well." - I want to put you in one of those videos of like how many sheet metal slices can I fit the caliber? Definitely go through. - Oh yeah. - At the end. - We hit Ludwig. - That's sick. - We got nothing to that. - Yeah, that's a good idea. - Imagine it goes through all of them, almost the last one, but the last one is just Ludwig standing there and he's like this and just dancing around in his chest all. - It's spinning. - It's spinning around his chest all the time. - It's really hot. - The round is hot. - It'd be like the high roll temple glitch and it would create a black hole. - Oh yeah, with the turn-ups. - Yeah. - Wait, what's your idea? A way of dying. - Oh wow. - Combat for sure. - It's pretty noble. - Defending those I love, probably. I'm from my, from. - They had me? - This is virtue signaling. - I know. - Give me a fucking reel. - Oh, sorry. - What is your ideal way to die? - Drunk disease. - Hard disease. - Drunk disease. - Hard disease. - Hey, the odds are, stick around. The odds are high here. - Mine like Roman from Grand Theft Auto 4 is with Titi on my breath. - If Titi on my breath. - Titi on your breath. - That's what he says in a phone call. Tiniqo, I want to die with Titi on my breath. - Yeah, that's fair. - I won't, I won't die. It'll be me, Larry Ellison, and Peter Tiel. - For some reason, I believe that. - Talking to each other on the, on the iPad. - It would be L-X with the world. - Yeah, it would, you would just have L-X. - That will be the new L-X. - It's gonna be because when they are the ascended ones, they choose one podcast to entertain them as gestures. And it'll be, it'll be Peter Tiel and Mr. Beast. - Jester Maxime will have finally paid off. - Yeah, it'll be the lemon age stand actually. - Yeah. - I'm just gonna replace Atria Aquila. - Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be, it's gonna be the three of us. - That's gonna be great. - That'll be great. - I'd watch that. - No, you're dying, I know how all you were dying. This is, he's dying from a death by cop. You're dying from like health complication with finasteribment oxidative. You're like the first, the first patient to die from it. (laughing) - Overdose, the first person to die from it. - So in pain. - That's like, actually, you know what I'm talking for you. You're gonna die, motorcycle accident. I mean, that one's just, that one's better. - Yeah, that's, that's what happened. - Soon. - For weeks. (laughing) - You're gonna run too hard on the toilet. You're gonna go, like Elvis, and I'm gonna, they're gonna find out I was somehow related to, like, the two five big East stuff. - Do you think Elvis died from straining? - Yeah. - Yeah, he did. - You think it was just, it strained a little too hard. - How he died? - So, if he ate chia seeds instead of that morning. - I think, I think it's true. - Isn't that the fun fact, he died of the toilet? - Yeah, I mean, he probably had a heart attack. - How else could you die on the toilet other than, yeah, had a heart attack at 42, which is-- - Heart attack. - Yeah, he strained. It was his straining. - He had a heart attack from straining. - I will say if you're on the toilet, you're probably not, like, at a resting heart attack. - Imagine, you know, that diet, you're a rock star, you're pumping out a hard L shape. - You read it, you read it in Uber Facts. - We're taking it. - We're taking the AI one today. - This shit's on the Sobey cat. - I just think. (laughing) - Speaking of LS, being, like, a problem. - You don't bet. Why do we have to talk about this? - Yeah, let's talk about LS. - I was having a bit of fun. 'Cause on someone on the subreddit for that, that dog should show. They said the podcast rivalry in nutshell and it's Ginsberg and Don Draper and it's like I feel bad for you I don't think about you at all, right? And then someone most of you are having fun with this There's one guy's like tried one episode of the art just couldn't too much like hopping in the middle of a conversation amongst good friends It being completely lost damn go figure guy who doesn't have friends. I don't like this The most I hear of Ludwig is from Lemonade stand and that's already too much for me Which I didn't like no politics here. I like the disguise profile He had uploaded a picture of him completing a jigsaw puzzle of Bob's burgers Hey, what's wrong with that That's your shooters. I gotta be honest. I think I think this commenter is my girlfriend I was like god like you need this tech news with a little bit of spice and I get that Little bit of fun and take a walk on the wild side of tech news crazy guy. I bet you got a mom's burgers He deleted his ability or people's ability to look at his profile You think that's sad, but I don't think that's Using it sad because you're a man who hasn't spent a day on that stuff, right? No, I don't Never why why even have a subreddit for a podcast. I don't have it. It's not mine. It just exists Really you guys don't police it. No, you got police it. You got police it man because then Tel Aviv gets involved Yeah, Tel Aviv is involved in that subreddit Well, I I actually I have beef I have beef with you. Well, oh bring it on you sure Besides that stomp-tomp bullshit, which we handled on there. We handle that in there It's we handled that in there. It's not a bad being. Okay, you you already downgraded from it's one of your friends In there, and you're like you're a piece of shit. It's like McDonald's for fucking copy Just to wrap it up. I mean, what's your what's your brand then? What's that? What's your brand? You're so hotty that stomp-tomp blows What's your brand as a cycling a rotation of artisan beans? It's bills. I like filts. It's fills beans. It's ass You can't say you like that. There's like fills. It's the fucking that's what you're doing. It's a lateral move Did I'm taking the lemonade stand subreddit side My jigsaw puzzle friends Whatever on valley fucking coffee fill on fills. What the hell is this private equity coffee is Give me a break all these tech while they're laying people off. Hey, first of all fills coffee with a ZF the end First of all, Skylar made your coffee today and you don't want to have a good day. They don't want to have a good day Okay, that's a w. Yeah, but not fills in the app. They tell you how many baristas you've met Yeah, what does he have? I mean, I'm fucking cash. Why is it real fucking it? This is bills? I'm off I take I am wrong because because it's silicon valley bridge, there's nothing to tech company Some bullshit like that. Some billionaires never go to a coffee shop is like what if there's an app to meet your barista? I've visited three stores. I've tried three blends and I've met 31 baristas to not very daring in this coffee tries Honestly, I thought it'd be more. I just don't go to fills that much. I thought you'd be getting wobbly at 31 times at least The guy who asked for that app is gonna be alive with me larry It's a nice coffee. I was like, yeah, I invented the fills barista That someone needs to be punished for it because I did the math one after you order on the app for pickup You go and it's like here are your points. You paid money here. Here are some points And I never once questioned like what are these points working towards like what is the end of these points? What is like what is the reward and it's of it's one free coffee you get six points when you get in order you need like 500 for one free coffee What's like you need? Hundreds of you are in the fields to get system It's time to start out All you need is a stand card ten coffee one free coffee. That's beautiful. I have a new strat. What's that so blue bottle does the same thing Okay, is it three hundred point American or Japanese coffee American blue bottle You need three hundred points for a free coffee one fifty to give a free coffee to to a friend So I've been I've been asking the whole this got to come in for me Wow, and I say buddy. I'm at one fifty. Yeah, okay. Just stay next to stand next Let me think it's still I'll break you off a couple points I'll kick start your blue bottle He's like he's got he's got a Samsung. He's like you mean it every twelve hundred points Dude, look how 100 this is I'm gonna get six points a coffee look ten points for every one dollar spent a hundred twenty dollars We're gonna fucking face this website What's the new the design philosophy that's out the door. It's like Memphis something Corporate or Memphis corporate Memphis or something is that shit and now and now it's changed You're on I have a second location. Wait, so what's your beef? You know you're my beef? On two stumped town damn cards fully ready free coffee you want this. Yeah, I'll take this yet. What do you do for me? Nothing for these you want something for nothing too free coffee from some friend I guess I guess friendship, but that's fine. I guess everything's turn to action. I don't know Obviously trains out your twitch streamer, and that's why I have a beef with you. Okay, so you were I was playing Minecraft a couple weeks ago I was going on amazing journey with Barnabas. He comes into my chat squeaks in my chat. I'm a pleasure. I was so pleasure If you feel his pleasure to me, thanks for pleasure him. I check his chat chat logs because I was like you must be bored It's fucked talking in this chat and he had this comment that said like months earlier. He said I love Northern lion But his viewers are the Rick and Morty viewers of twitch. Mm-hmm, and and I was like Yeah, I thought about this and I was like what the fuck are your viewers? What are they? They're the X videos gooners of twitch. No, yes, they are because if you go into a chat is people with little VIP badges and whatever going Oh, hey, Pookie bear Pookie, Pookie face fuck me, Waga When you face fuck me and he reads it and he reads it and he goes he goes face. Fuck you. I'm not a face. Fuck. I can't get a face Yeah, and it's like you you sitting on a throne acting like you aren't fucking just making these people such a Ask him what he thinks about his viewers because you're assuming that thank you You're assuming in this that he thinks his ears are higher than thou. Thank you. They're not they're the lowest of the low As it's my stream, but I'm saying at least they're not you know What I don't like is when viewers are like well, this streamers you have to have a certain intellect to understand every reference You're watching a streamer. Okay. That's where that's where I'm coming from. I'm saying we're all lowest of the low But when the chatters who come in they're like you don't have to stand the high quality high brow references They're larping. They're larping. And your chatters are just kind of jacking each other off in discord It's a fall under. I'll just call me. My viewers First day in this week's channel excited to make some new friends. They're just doing this call with 80 people I don't want to play counters dry Well, I remember I This is so funny. They were watching Parasite the movie and discord and I was like, you know what? I'm gonna join I want to see the movie and they're all typing like there's stupid little commentary and then when there's that sex scene Complete quiet You see all the dot dot dot just go away Well, look, I don't know I I'm constantly at odds with you because I think that So I want you to revisit the meme that your reference earlier also when I was on your podcast read those comments You think those are normal comments for us part for the course. Everyone's always mad at us. Everyone's always mad I don't know I will say when we Of course I read that I watched the whole episode. I scrolled down. I was like, what are people thinking? Oh my god You're fan bro. You're fan. I'm a big fan. I think he's a fan of himself. We're gonna put you down When do you not when do you comment good on everything? Oh, man, I'm just what do you mean? What's comment good? It's obviously when something you're in you read the comments all the time about oh, no I read the comments like when it comes out, but I'm not like you go back You ever go back and read the comments? No, never go back sort by newest and see anyone else Comment Goon wall, and it's all the nice comments. I do know There's one specific episode of the art I go back to because I want to see the updates it's the one where we interviewed Asa Butterfield because so many of the people that find the episode now, like fast or so long, are just fans of him who clicked on this very bizarre interview and they just forgot arguing with each other, like it's always sunny, and he just said it. - And Asa's just- - And the comments are like, why would they ask him that? We're disgusting questions. - Okay, I still go back, I check that one like every six months. - Still, I hope he's still up. - I don't know why he heard how we had him on, 'cause he played Smash Ultimate and came to Ultimate Summit. And we met him there, and then he followed, I don't know who, maybe us, me, you, someone, and then we just DMed him. - Just DMed him, it was like how they got a marker player on, they just asked his dumbass. - Yeah. - We never asked him to do it. In fact, Nicky, Jake, you just don't know all of them. - He just made a new movie. - I didn't don't know of all of them at all. - You were just hearing from him, like you don't have any information. - No, it wasn't for me. It was just like, actually making so much. - It's actually impressive how you live in a world that doesn't exist. - Isn't the only true thing he said in this episode? - What? - You are kind of stealing a lot. - Oh, he's talking about it, you don't want Nicky to do it. - He finally gave me Nicky Jake's phone number to reach out to him about this event. We're, dude, that guy responds immediately. - Yeah. - That guy is an instant responder. - Yeah, and I take a couple months, 'cause I like to craft a message, sorry. - This is my favorite Ludwig message, by the way. This happens a handful of times when we, like, communication from Ludwig gets passed on to me about like an event or like a project we're doing, and then I text them. I'm like, "Hey, so Ludwig told you about the thing, right? "It's good to hear from you. "Like, we'll get this coordinated." And then the person always responds, "Yeah, what is the thing?" Every time without fail. - Keep it vague, keep it open headed. That's good. - I like that. - I do like that, too. - Options. 'Cause what if it changes into some sort of pageant or a different event? - Yes, right, right. - We've been thinking about making it a pageant, and you're the host. - Let's go. - 26th the art child pageant. - You're the host. - No way. - Catchal. - Yeah, you accepted it as a binding contract. - That's why he said, "No, fuck." - Is it because the pageant? - Yeah, just the pageant. - The children are fine. - All right, the pageant has come on. - A children CS go event. - That was really sweet. - That is amazing. - Like, yeah, it's all 10-year-olds and they're fucking yelling at each other. - Dude, and the commentators are mean. - And they're also 10 years old. - Launders, Launders just chewing out. - 10-year-olds. - It's just fucking the 10-year-old dog-shinners. - The children's counter-strike league, the CCL. We get 5v5 kids and all the kids, the kids are casters. - Yeah, I know, it's all production. - And it's like the most produced event all year. - Wait, have you guys seen this team, the silver gunners, and they're like old counter-strike players like in their 70s and 80s? - Oh, yeah. - I find that different. - This is doing different. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - We're everyone so, like, it's so infantile. Like, oh my god, like, they're so good, like, they're getting such good kills. They're ass. - They're not good at ass. - They're ass. - Oh my god, they're fucking old. - Dude, look awesome. - They're average age. - They're got this like, Mewtwo King. - The silver sniper. - No, they're not. I feel bad. - Wait, the second guy looks like the Albert Einstein picture that you see on, like, Venice Beach. Yeah, that one. - Okay, can I respectfully ask, are they still around? 'Cause they started in 2017. - I don't think so. - I don't think so. - They might have been here. - So, I feel so bad now. - There was a good, there's a video of this, this old woman in China. She's in, like, her late 50s or 60s. And her stun plays a ton of video games, right? So during COVID, he taught her how to play Counter Shrike. And now she plays and streams Counter Shrike in China. And she's, like, 20k on, per me. - Seriously? - Yeah, yeah, I was watching. I don't like, dude, her aim is just better than mine. I was watching that, so I'm getting completely outclassed. - It's, I mean, in fighting games, like, there's a 44-year-old Zangi player who is a genuine real threat to the best players in the world. And that's not, like, elderly, but it's only gonna keep happening. - I saw a post from Clix, he's like, on a stream. He's like, yeah, I wanna really go hard this next year because I don't have much time left. He's 21. - He's 21. - You know what, he's entering his prime. - He's exiting his prime. - I think he could be in his prime still. - I think he thinks his prime is like, about to go away. - Is he on trend? - I don't think he's on trend, might be up to date. - He's more likely to die than. - That's what I was thinking. I was like, I don't think Fortnite is gonna be around for like five more years. - Really? - He's like eight, he's like 10 years. - 40 is gonna be around in five years. - But not as big as it was, and it just slowly dec. - I will say the esports are socks. - Oh, he's watching it? - Oh, no, I don't know. - I was watching Fortnite esports 'cause after we did like the one V8 against Clix, dude, it's a hard watch. - The build, right? They just, no, they just sit in the storm and they let it tick because it's a one tick, and you can just get three med kits, and you don't have to interact that way. - I mean, yeah, that was inherently rewards, not interacting, right? - I know, and now they have the feature. I mean, it's probably not that new, but they have a feature where if you don't do enough damage and you're below the threshold, you're out. So you have to interact. - Interesting. - There was a damage threshold that pops on the screen, but it's, they're basically just trying to make rules around the lameness of it. - Yeah, that's how, all game is boiled down to just laming somebody out. - Not Minecraft. - Not Minecraft. - Not Minecraft, you're laming out the audience. - It's just, how? - Do I play Minecraft? - No, you play it. - Well, I'm just trying to. - No, and that's what you're doing with this. - I appreciate you for that. - Yeah, I know what I'm doing. - I'm just satisfied with this side. I'm just saying, right side, I'm a lot better here. - But yes, it's important, but the end is where it really can be cooking. - Can we do it exercise? - Yeah. - I've been seeing this trend. - Sure. - Top 10 games all the time. - Oh yeah. - Oh, sure. - Oh wow. - And I've seen the list. And the lists usually are like, game they really like. Game that they liked when they were 15 years old. - Yeah. - Game that you should have in your list, and then repeat that three times. - Yeah. - That's kind of every list. - Are you thinking it's like the games that made me think and they post like a grid, right? - Yeah. - I do not. - Do you see a cola? He's like one of the best Smash Ultimate players. And one of his nine games was the Smash Ultimate Fighter Pass II. - Like the DLC. - Yeah. - 'Cause for it. - Steven A. - That was for it. - And he's a Steve player. - Yeah. - And Steve's a cunt. - That rules. - Also, it's a cola. - It's a cola. - Yeah, man. - I thought you were done with Japan. - That's not your rule. - Let's just say a cola. - A cola. - Japan air is over. - Then it's don't she. (laughing) - For the exercise. - That probably means like apple pie. - We have to make a top 10 as a collective five who have a very, I would say our pedigree in games in this five is probably higher than any room in LA right now. - Let me put it out there. - There is a deer on the roof right now. - There's someone on the roof. - What is it? - What the fuck is that? - The guy on the roof. - You guys always freak out. - You guys don't have heard him for a thousand episodes. I always hear him. Now you hear the guy on the roof. Now you care. (laughing) - You always hear him? - The guy's on the roof all the time. I always hear him. - I always hear him. - We guys on the roof. - Oh, okay. - He's having a little episode I think. - Oh, I mean, you're having an episode of the roof. - He's on the roof. - He's on the roof. - We put together 10 games. - Yeah. - Okay, I'm putting one out. - The definitive one. - Do we just get mail out of the way? - Mail out of the way. - Oh, I didn't say the thing is-- - Final smash it. - Dude, I would punch you in the stomach just to see what you would do. Because no one's done it. - No one's done it. - No one's punched you. - I want to watch you cry once before I go. - You're going to fight. - I'm going to fight. - I used to be pretty hard and tough and back in the day. - When did you get last bit in the fight? - When I was back when they followed this. (laughing) - Why? - Why? - Did you be so good in that time period? - You'd be racistly excluded in that time period. - You'd be electric. (laughing) - Good explosion. - No, I got into a fight in like college. - Really? - Yeah. - Over what? - Yeah, you know, just friendly, you know, we started wrestling and then we got into a fight. What's the big deal? - They happened Mario Party, happened to-- - Mario Kart, it got a little intense. - And who won? - Not me. (laughing) - I've never won a fight. - Did you know your ass beat? - I got my ass beat. - Yeah, it was good. - It was tough. - I know what I'm going to. And it's not fighting. I'm not a tough guy. - Yeah. - Whoa. Did he like rip some of the, like, that's how-- - Right. - So did he, like-- - There were some sort of purring like one. - I like the massage. - And he's that. - It's-- - What are you talking about here? (laughing) Like, did they rip your head? You're not even grasping anything. - No. (laughing) - I tried to do what everyone else does. But I'm more bald. So it doesn't matter. - You just said you're better. - He just said you're better. - I just got a black eye. I've only got a black eye twice. Once was in a fight and the other was because I dropped an eye pat on my eye. So it's kind of the highs and the lows. - Oh my god. - Yeah. - So you were gooning X videos. - No, gooning. (laughing) - I was just holding it with two hands. - I was just happy. - I was like, how's he gooning? - I forgot. - You have to hold it. I started gooning. (laughing) And trying to be gooning really fast about dropping a jersey. - You were mine gooning. - I was mine gooning. - Pixel gooning. - Actually. - You have to be perfect. - I'm telling you when you can mine goon. - Well, you can mine. - Because you do it in your sleep? - Yeah, it's mine gooning. - Yeah, I think so. - Let's not turtle gooning. - There's no turtle. - It's mine gooning. - I don't know if it's mine. - It is the mine. - I'm trying to defraud my mind. - Mine goon on purpose. - I can do it on purpose. - Now you're at-- - You only did one accident. - Let's see it. - Okay. - I had to fall asleep. (laughing) - Oh yeah. - Did you prepare some LS? Let's get this guy taking a nap. (laughing) - I hate that part. - You bring it up too much. - I don't bring up the art. -Why would you? -First of you. - Dude, you guys talk about me like a gross amount. - Really? - Yeah. - I come up like every other episode. - He's the low cap. - Oh, he's the low cap. - I'm the only reason they know each other. - That's not true. I met A-Track before he did. - Yeah, but he gave you alcohol at a party when you were a minor. - That's fine. - And so do you want to bring that up? - That's not. - Did you want to bring that up? - You can bring that up. - That's a time to talk about that. - You were 17 at a party and he gave you alcohol. - We should have exaggerated the details. - And he asked you if you like dancing? - It's not. (laughing) - Yeah, it's what you're doing. - Well, it's actually what you're saying? - Yeah. - What's the exaggeration part? What got exaggerated? - You know what? That's what happened. - That was just us, hotel room. I was 17, he gave me alcohol. Yes, that's what happened. - And you were a corner. - Yes, Matthew was in the room. (laughing) - All right. That part's true. (laughing) - All right, top 10 video games. How about we all think of one and then throw it out and then the group agrees? Yes, you know, and it'll be a majority pass fail. - This is different from someone's personal lexicon. This is five guys. - This is five guys discussing top 10. - So are we agreeing that we're trying to be the objective list? We're not saying our personal favorite games. - I think if you don't have yourself in your list, you're not a real man. - But you guys have never played Metal Gear Solid 2, Suns of Liberty. - I have. - Really? - I played the remaster. - No, you're probably thinking of Twinsnakes. He doesn't even know what he's talking about. - Don't vote. - So you say, so it's like, so you're saying. - If I would have said what you just said, oh my god, I'd already be dead. He would have killed me. He would have strangled me dead. - He gave you such a pass just now. Do you even feel it? - No, I mean, you don't even know what you're talking about. - No, I know, but that's what I'm saying. - So it's a riddle. - Well, that was scary. - You're talking about it. - I was not scathing. I was not your normal scathing. - No, I gave you slime with horror. - I gave you slime with a fucking movie wrong and you're like, well, this is why your fucking pair is similar. - I do that. I'm an Israeli agent. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I think you guys are taking me for a spin here because contextually, our job is not to, I would have moved past that with all of you guys, I would have made fun of you, which I did, I made him, I put him down and made fun. - It made me feel small. - Which was important. - Did you feel small? - I got it all the time here. - It was in a different context. - Maybe you're a grandiose about it. You person, do you say, "Kelbee, Kelbee, come here." These weren't tassels. - I'm sorry, I tuned out. What are we talking about? - Top 10 games. - Top 10 games. - She wants further. - She wants further. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, sure, wow, man. - Did you say you want, whoa. - Did you say you want, - Who'd, what do you want? - Who'd, who'd, who'd, sure, whoa, who'd, sure, whoa. - Is it, is it true? - Whoa, she, Juan, Zhongla. - Can you just translate what he's saying? - He says he wants something. - I think he's saying he wants food. - Megwin, did you say you want high quality, - I want a nutritious food that are first married, - That's great. - But over 1000 grocery items. - Wait, wait. - What do I mean? - Hungry room is great for someone like you. - Wait. - The shit is ready to eat 15 minutes or less. - Hang on. - Wait. - Hang on. - Shema. - Shema. - You both? - No, so much about Hungry room. - Make it exciting. - If you want to teach him, he can only understand you. Tell him that there's grass-fed beef burger, rosemary potatoes, salt, pepper, chicken, seasoned salad, honey garlic, beef, tell him all that now. - Don't, don't go in mind. - It's a woman, Si-Huan. - Tell him your favorite is Steardful Amon, Yon and Asparagus, tell him. - Well, the, well, the, well, the, sure, well, the sure, I'm, fuck, I'm blowing this. It's, it's grass-fed. It's grass-fed. - I'm gonna understand that. - You understand? - You understand? - You have a lot of food. - I'll try my best, man. - I'll try my best. - I'll try my best. Just listen closely. Take advantage of this exclusive offer. For a limited time, you have 40% off your first box. Plus get a free item in every box for life. - For life. - Do I? - For the hunger root.com/seard. Use code the yard. It's hunger root.com/seard. Code the yard, 40% off your first box. And a free item choice for life. - Faitchang bomb. - Faitchang bomb. - This, yeah. - And a faitchang bomb to all you out there. - So, if I say something that you guys have never played, do you get to do this? - Yes, we get to down vote, yes. I guess everyone-- - That's not fair. - Okay, then do you want one golden pass to everybody? - Wait, so do we put melee on the list? - How about the free square? - How about this? - How about for the 10 list? Everybody gets a golden ticket. You have one game you can put in the list, then no one can argue. - Okay. - And melee and Mario 64 is on the list. - I think-- - So now we have seven games already. - Just melee. - melee is the free square. - Oh, well, I don't know if I'd put Mario 64 in the list. - I would put Mario 64 in the list. - Four of us, we own that because of one of those games. - Top 10? - Mario's probably the top three. - So that's a bad idea, 'cause now what do we do? What are we doing? - We're going to stop here more now. - You're not. - The great Indian boxer of 1890. - I think Mario 64 is a great game. - I think it's one of the best games of all time. - Would you put it-- - Would you put it top 10? - In the top 10 that we're making right now? - Would you put it top 10? That's the question. - Of all time? - Yes. - In my personal list? - Yes. - Yeah. - Like-- - I would have had a lot of time to think about it. - Yeah. - I think it's tough for Aiden 'cause he actually hasn't played 10 games. - Where did God hand it to God? - Yes, yes. - He's at nine and the next game's just in the list. - The next game is just his phone. - Wait, so you agree, Mario? If you agree to Mario-- - You guys don't agree with Mario 64? - I don't agree if you're Mario 64, I think. - I think Sporx I played when I was six years old, and that was awesome. But I get to say that. - I also played it when I was six years old, and it was awesome, but I think speedrunning hard carries the longevity of that game. - What a dumb thing to say. - Obviously, no one's gonna play a shit. - I won't bother with that, but multiplayer hard carries it. That's not the same thing. - It is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, I don't think so. - It is. - Because speedrunning carrying it is good. It means it has a longevity, because it's still good to touch. - I know we just made it to country. - Here's my thing with, if we're picking, I would say Super Mario Galaxy. - Okay. - Welcome. - All right, that's a great game. - Yeah, but hey, God, we can all-- - No, no. - No. - But Mario 64 when it came out, it was like one of the big first 3D games ever. - Sure. - And it was not just that. - Oh my God. - People haven't been able to match the movement of that game since. - No, but you know what I mean? - Do you think the Odyssey doesn't match it? - Odyssey is close. I'm not gonna lie. - Odyssey is close. - But Galaxy isn't, and it's crazy you said it. - But Galaxy, Galaxy is just a fun game. - Galaxy is a great game. No, I'm with you, but Mario 64 is still like-- - Galaxy is a great game. - No, we have a seven year old in the room with this. - Galaxy, a better, I would say a better video game. - Let me, let me-- - What? - Here, you know what? He might be sounding crazy, I actually agree. But I agree that Mario 64 is more of like an important game. - Yeah. - Okay. - That's the last thing you play Galaxy. - Once the last time? - Oh my God. - I was there. - Oh my God, what we lived in the old house. - And you played it a good amount? - Yeah, like a couple days. - 'Cause I played it a few years ago, and then I've been watching Feinberg play it like the past couple of weeks, it's, dude. - It's good. - It's good. - I think it's a good game. - What do you talk about? - Yeah, it's not so. - It's a real creative platformer, the like a 3D aspect is cool. - It's a story. - It's a story. - It's a show. - It's not a talk. - It's like the only Mario game ever with like an even slightly emotional story. It has the best music. - Yup. - It's not as bad as the top 3 3D Mario. - What's the top 3 3D Mario? - Mario 64 Mario Odyssey Mario Sunshine. - You're actually-- - Sunshine! - Sunshine. - Sunshine, bro. - You're a 3-serious. - Sunshine. - It's a set, something set. - It looks like I'm hovering across exactly. - Sunshine is better movement at all. - Let me go. - No, it doesn't. - Sunshine is dis- - Yeah, well I shouldn't say it. - I think the level design in Galaxy's more fun. Sunshine might have the best vibe. - Yeah. - Of any Mario game. - Yeah, it does. - Hey, Sunshine is the best one for like wallpapers on your computer. (laughing) - That's Galaxy. That is literally Galaxy. - You're like Rap Monster, sure. - You are the best. - That is literally what Galaxy is. - He dude, it's not a star, it's a shine, it's a shine. - Look at it, it's a shine. - It's a sh-- - A sh-- - Shackle. - Dude Mario and the tropical sh-- - And this is literally all got-- Galaxy exists because the vibe created the game, it's so unfinished. - It's so unfinished. - Like the real shit. - Like real shit. - Like real shit. - It's just unfinished game. - Black Hat, Red Room, she's in another castle. (laughing) - Oh! - You can't write my 80s like a video game. - I'm playing all these games. - Is it for pulp? - The only one I have not played-- - It's gonna pull up sales number. - Kill yourself for your decisions. - I actually played Odyssey the least. So I was gonna least place to say about it. - Odyssey's movement was more fun than Sunshine's. - Agreed. - Well, it wasn't even comparable. - It was easier, it was more intuitive. - Dude, Sunshine, the problem with Sunshine is the hover nozzle slows out all of your momentum because they made it because they didn't know how to make a 3D game with depth perception. So they would, so you'd go quick, quick, and then you'd have to hover and stop all momentum. - It says. - The best levels, one of the floodless levels. And that's because their main gimmick wasn't big. - No, I disagree because I actually think the dive length is gross in that game. - It's so bad. - It's so bad. - That's the worst part. - I mean, the movement is just, it's not as good. - But I think the flood movement's pretty fun. - Anyway, it's a much more vertical game, it's a much more vertical game. - I'd be perfectly happy putting Mario 64 on the list. I just think Galaxy would be my pick of the Mario game. - It's so annoying listening to you because you haven't played a fucking game. - I've played a game. - Everybody fucking this. - He probably got through level two. Could you shake? - Did you complete Galaxy? - Yes. I didn't 100% it with like Luigi. - Did you see Rosalie in a muff at the end? - Yeah. - No, he reached, he reached King Bob Om and Mario 64 and quit because he didn't know how to fucking throw him three times. - That's true! (laughing) - He got to the BI of the Mario Galaxy and then he jerked off to the Queen B and then quit. - You've never hit Diamond of Valorant after three years. - Oh my. - He's a, here's the nuke. This is a tactical nuke that you're gonna want to be saved. - It might be the boss. - A guy who meets his gaming goals? - A guy who mostly does it. - Tactical nuke inbound. - It might be the most yard section ever. It's like, what's ranked the top 10 games? (laughing) - I've never hit Diamond of Valorant. I've never, I've never achieved anything. (laughing) - See what I'm saying? Anyway, it's just Malia sometimes. (laughing) - I'm down from Mario 64. I think it's a game. - Mario 64, I think it's like a gimme. - I think it's a game. - I've made a personal top 10 list before. And it was in that topic. So so we have melee and Mario. Okay. Can I throw up? Can I throw out a competitor to what it's a me It's a freebie for the list your Elgin ring Yeah, I'll let you guys have that I say dark souls three over Elgin three Patricia you You said three. I think you said the bosses in three are the best and the the story moves on and I really like three I can buy what you're selling Because it's just such an L V take past just jerk off well Elgin ring. I mean, I'm down for dark souls three I'm down a dark souls three is what you put on your list if you want people to respect your list more It's true Elgin rings the correct take but dark souls three is like that. Yeah, I actually think dark souls three I don't think Elgin rings the correct take It's just a better game. It's just a better. They put more time to it. Wait. How's it not correct? He used to talk about this game like it's it should be in the Lou it should be in the Louvre But there is a there is a different spice a different a different chili oil yeah to dark souls three and dark souls one Specifically, maybe two if you're kind of a freak if you rub the chili oil on your pubes You know I think I think if you were making this list for yourself you put Elgin ring and if you're making this list Acknowledging that people are gonna see you put dark souls three and you're such a If you care about other if you like give a shit about yourself it be Elgin ring You care about what others see of you. It's dark. No, I just think dark souls three is a better game Well, let's quickly deconstruct the idea here because you are saying you put dark souls three on to signal to other people that You're kind of a knower. Yes, but you are kind of the opposite you put Elgin ring on to signal to other people that I act Yes, it's the one. Yes, which is the same version of signaling. You're basically Like I'm doing the same thing just inverting I'm you're going LeBron James the best and you're like that's actually it's Kevin to rank Cuz he's the best score and it's like okay. Yeah, I get you know ball, but like bro But like again what you're doing is just the act of doing this itself is signaling right so we might as well Just signal that the things that we love instead of the things that like everybody. It's got to be Elgin ring It's got to be LeBron like like let's be our symbol. I'm down. Let's go dark souls three dark But these guys have never played it now that we have dark souls three analysts Elden ring should probably be on to Dark souls straight no, I don't I don't think it's different dark. Okay, so we have three games. I can buy the argument Dark souls three in the list so far. Yeah, this is good Resident Evil 4. Oh, interesting. I don't hate it I think it's one of the eight games I've played and I Need something that makes me look kind of cool I Think I think I haven't played a lot of games to his credit But it is one of the only games that I've played all the way through that I was like totally jaw drop Wowed by the end like I loved every moment of the intensity of that experience. How old are you when you played it? I was 21 20 So you played it late in its cycle you played it back with far beyond when the Nintendo switch was out and you are you played the gate You went back in a GameCube and you played Resident Evil 4 I played it college played it on a while played it The GameCube version on a on a Wii. Yeah, that's where I played it. Yeah, and I just it's I feel like I haven't Not a lot of video games have made me feel like wow like like I watched like a really intense Amazing movie at the end of it and I feel like it's on the top of my spider at the any shot with a rocket and you felt something You look at the end of Resident Evil 4 I'm not fucking around Cooler ending of the movie anime You find an RPG in that game. Yeah, and we just used it like immediately not knowing that it's the one tool You have in the game to like one shot any boss and we were we just shot at thinking like oh that'll do a lot of damage It topples the next boss were like wow that was easy and then the rest of the game you regret not having it Yeah, it's like a masterball and Pokemon. Yeah, yeah, that's I accept that game. That's a good game to bear They're bad. We just hear gnashing gnashing teeth outside Is it was angry? Yeah, it's the Resident Evil fans Yeah, so like when you said you felt something it's like what emotions were you feeling if you remember this is the remake specifically So there's more fidelity here. Have you played the remake Aiden? No, yeah, I should buy Resident Evil 9 I'm gonna play Resident Evil 2 first Yeah, that's a good call and I the remake of what Resident Evil is your favorite. You've played them all right Yeah, I live I've been played one and two. I mean, I've played two fake ass I played the remake of three. I didn't play so what's your favorite my favorite? Honestly, it might be two the two remake the remake all again, I think the remake is fine in this context because the the original PlayStation Resident Evil's are a really hard play Yeah, it's so They're not they're not fun to buy the most recent one is my second favorite I sit here sheds the spider goes down On the we so we have to actually aim the RPG entering a spider-looking creature. Oh, no, and there's a timer with a capsule and then drops of a rometer Uh-oh, eight oh long and the trail a Chinese woman points a gun to this is gonna be you in a few months Trail great. It was a great game. Wait, you guys don't think it is for the only one you've played. No I've played a Seven biohazard and I have played oh, wow Village No, I think I've only played seven and four I catch up on this bullshit. I never played I can't I can't and good conscious put this on the list boys Why I never played it can you explain why oh, but what wall? I mean you guys have played Dark Souls 3 Oh, so I have to give it my goal didn't give the we majority did it we majority did it I can use my golden ticket. I just can't I mean I'm not gonna vote you could use your golden ticket He could golden ticket. Yeah, if he wants to spend it on that Resident Evil 4 I guess you've never played any game might as well do it or you could go and take a galaxy or he would have an Ender isn't because we already have a Mario game on the list. Yes W feels a very similar Good call guy guy thinking I don't like that game That's not one of those beloved games of my childhood as well who listens to the devil's music No, I'm golden ticketing. This is my one. I have to lock this in I think I get Out of the tens of games I've played brave. This is in the top Don't discount your gaming experience if you play 10 good games that counts as like people who play 50 shit games You know, this is this this shifts to the of my shitty pile that I've formed over the course of my life. Perhaps this sits at the top If he is if he has like, I don't know what the number is probably like 30,000 hours playing games. It's like 25,000 our Mario Kart. We may lay in CS - that's fine 25,000 and then it's 4,999 hours trying to be breath of the wild Bs are we in three? I'm at the fourth. Oh my he's at the 4th When do you start playing in 2018 what's taking what's taking so long before we had the podcast I think the very short version is I only like I play that game purely to relax and If I when I'm playing video games most of the time I would rather be playing one of the games I'm like working to be good at so that's my that's the big thing I have a single I don't like bet the wild as much as any other game. Yeah, but I really really like it when I'm playing it in the way Like this would be one of my suggestions for the list. I love playing that game Yeah, I mean here's the thing. It listen. I think there was something in what you said where it's like if he would he He says Resident Evil 4 which is a kind of universally agreed to be a pretty good game Yeah, if you were saying like no dude Lego Indiana Jones then it's like worthy of horrible horrible ridicule But he's saying good game. Wait. I played the end of Jones that game sucks Well, and that's what I'm trying to say is that from the your small sample size your barometer seems to work Yeah, which is important also he's dodging a lot of the allegations right now We're we're crucifixing you for never having played single player games. He's played even less. Yeah I think I think nix actually had nix a more of a resurgence The problem is nix closing the gap because he's introduced single player arc big player. What's single player games? What would you add to the list the one? I was thinking of what will everyone's gonna make fun of me when I was thinking of his Halo 3 I wouldn't make funny for that. That's it. That's a dignified pick. I think go fuck yourself Understand the arguments. I thought about that when I said it But I think the campaign is what oh I didn't win the argument. Are you not putting a cod on this list? I am but I'm not gonna say it first after what he said I would I saw all this I say cod first, so but the thing for okay, you'd put hmm wait zipper Can you try to build build list because right now melee okay perfect. Yeah, I put well okay if I make a little So we have six slots left. Look, if I'm making my list, I'm putting Call of Duty 4 on it. I don't care what anyone says. - That's your goal, make a fight for it. - Sure. - But if I'm making the list that everyone looks at, I'm putting mine on for too long. - Yeah, but if I'm making my list, like maybe, - Guys, it may be like just between what you think and what people look at, like be true to yourself. - Yeah, fuck, there's a difference between-- - Oh, it's a shit. - Let me explain. Let me explain. It's like a short, like levy, anyway. Call of Duty 4, I think, if I can only play Desert Island 1 forever, I'm picking that game. But I think Modern War 2, it's built off the same engine, but there's more. - If I can pull you, I would like for you to pick Modern War 2 in this spot. - Why is that? - 'Cause he wants one that is more-- - Because I've had a play them both. - And Modern War 2 means more to me. What I don't like about Modern War 2 is that there's just a gentleman's agreement of how we should all play it. And if you don't abide by it, you can ruin it. - Yeah. - Confort is not like that. Confort is just what it is. And it's every game's beautiful. - Can I put a little treat out there? I think the campaign in Confort is better. - No, Modern War 2, you get to go through a flaming White House. - Yeah, you also get to create a Russian. - Yeah. - No Russian. - No Russian. - No Russian, no Russian. - The White House. - I didn't enjoy no Russian. - What? - I just kept replaying the game. - Yeah. - I noticed that there's an infinite people in the airport. - You know Russian, the White House, the final scene with the throwing knife. I don't know, it's pretty fucking good. Confort is also really good. But it's just more limited in what it was doing. - It's, look, at the end of the day, it's military propaganda. But when I got to shoot at people from a Burger King, I was like, this is pretty interesting. - Dude, soren, you say a Disney's also military propaganda. - What is? - Soren, USA. - Soren over California. - Yeah. - They fuckin' nerfed that ride. We went on it kind of recently. And it's way less cool than when I was a kid. - But piss me off, bro. - You just smell it when you were a kid. - You can smell it now. - I'm gonna smell shit in there. - That you got. - Alex Huggins went, he said he could smell it, remember? - Yeah, but it smells like a taxi cab in New York. Like, I remember it smelling like oranges. It smells like orange butt. - Oh, it smells like ice. - You know what I mean? It's like one of those kind of what I'm trying to do. - I think it's 'cause you're losing some child wonder. Like when I was there, I smelled like, like I'm in like, you know, like an orange bush. - Dude, I was thinking right next to you. And you turned to me like, "Mah!" That smells like bread. - I'm in like an orange bush. - I take off my shoes when I read it. - Disgusting. - He's like twinkling his toes too. - I mean, there's nothing wrong with taking your shoes off when you start to air travel. - Ah! - Then I put them right. - Yeah, no. - You do that? - Can we take a detour from this list for a second? - You feel sick when he air travels. And am I the asshole? The guy next to you takes off his shoes. - You also use the cake knife 'cause we pass you really quick. - And then-- - You ask the guy, and then he puts them in the bin above. - The overhead bin closes it. And then I go and sit back, that is it. - You're a terrorist. - How? - My video's not like my video's not like that. - Your overhead bin Laden. Because let me tell you, the fact that you do that and that overhead had been space is limited. And you put your fucking smelly assos, next to people's belongings, funeral ashes. Like, this is your favorite traveling. - I don't put your fucking, what? Your new balances in there? Give me a fucking break. - Do you want to smell my new balances? - Why are you dad's ashes smell bad, Bob? - I have, I brought the only one who has actually transported human ashes on a plane, have you done this? - No, boss. - What, who's my father? - You didn't do that, your mom did it. - What do you mean, I'm there? - Shh. - I'm sorry, you didn't, you didn't, you didn't put it through the little box and then so much. - I'm just a struggle Olympics, I'm talking about you. - Yeah, and you guys are like, no. - I had to depress again, play a story. - What the fuck are you talking about? - This is the yard. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Clowns more impressed. - Take your sons of ass back to face fucking pookies. (laughing) - You're putting your shoes in there. - I put my shoes in the overhead bin and then I sit back down and then I enjoy the duration of the flight, my feet do not smell bad because I do not smell bad as a man. And then I get them and I retrieve my foot. - I think you can take your shoes off in a flight but like you have to be like shy about it. Like you can like poke out your heels. - You want me to get some guilt? - Yeah, so there should be some resentment. You shouldn't be like confident about putting it in the overhead. - I'm crazy. - Put my feet on my shoes and then I put my jacket over my feet. - What's going on there? - Your shoes. - Socks are chill, right? - Socks have to be on. - How? - What's the huge difference of I take my shoes off and then I put my feet on my shoes? Like what is the difference? What do you mean? - It would be like pulling your penis out like five feet away from the urinal and then walking up to the urinal. (laughing) - It's actually really fine. (laughing) - He's like, he's like moving your pants at the front door of the bathroom. - Ultimately, we are doing the same thing but the way you do it is right, really. - He's fucking down there. - Yeah, I think you might have. - I think we're going to talk to you about that. - All right, well either way, okay. I guess I'm Osama Bin Laden. - No, we're having Bin Laden. - I don't think I'm in points for that. Anyway, back to the main episode. - I'm struggling in my head 'cause like how many shooters are we gonna put on this list at the end of a second? 'Cause like in my head it should be, there should be a counter strike. - Thank you. - There should be, I think, from I'd like there to be a call of duty and I think you have to put a halo. What if we do this and call me Carson for it? - Call me Carson? - What if we have a separate cutout? This is an only single player game's list. - No, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. - No, we have to be brave. - We have to be brave. - We're putting apples and oranges on. - I've been voted down in the Senate. - Can we do, can we deviate quickly? - Yeah, let's just throw a ballatro in here. - Oh god. - I don't do dude. - I love the ballatro. I don't think it goes in. - Over says part one. - I also don't think so as part one goes in. - I'm sorry Tetris. - Like what are we doing? - Ew, my god. - He's back, man. - Tetris. - Yeah. - What are you talking about? - Tetris. - Tetris is like a legend in the past. - People like that game, people like that game. - Taffers falling. - Taffers falling. - Taffers falling. - The machine only. - Taffers falling. - You guys wouldn't do a ballatro here? - I have a, again. - I like that ballatro. - Are you on completionist? - No, I've just got-- - Played on the airplane. - Okay, so I'm not a big block. - I'm the base blotch or head on the top, and the heads above me are much powerful, more powerful. I don't think it goes in time. - You don't put in your own top 10? - In my own top 10? I don't think so. - I love the game, but it's not a top 10 game. - That's shocking, man. - Which is not the Pokemon? - Pokemon is going on the list. None of them. - No Pokemon? - No Pokemon. - Fire Red. - Silver. - Yeah, maybe our goal's supposed to ever platinum would be the number one. - Emerald Platinum. - I think Pokemon is a bad RPG in terms of RPG complexity. - I think Pokemon, at its best, is when you're adding a bunch of extra rules like Nuzlocking and then modding it to add rare candies for quality of life. - You disagree. - I disagree. - Why don't you explain what you think? - Because let me tell you why. Because this is such a 30 year old thing to say, is you have to add all these constraints and rules when Pokemon as a game isn't meant to be this uber competitive complex RPG. Is this supposed to be? - It's supposed to be. - It's supposed to be an RPG. We're closing a system of playing it on it to make it fun. - It's not modding. - Speedrunning I think is a different concept. You're playing the base game as fast as you can. This is modifying the rules of the game itself. - Yeah, like this is more like changing the fundamentals of Pokemon to make it fun. - Which is different. - The game is great if I change the code of the game, change code of game, make it say PSL, make everything come blue. - Well it'd be crazy to be cool. - I love if it was blue. - Really cool. - Can we do this with Fire Red? - Wait a second. - Wait a second. - I'm not putting a Pokemon on here. - I think there's argument to put it. If it was in that-- - I feel like I have an easy one. - Okay. - I feel like I have an easy little guy. I'm craft. - Oh. - Yeah. - I love my craft. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I guess so. - While we're at it, we sports. - No. - The poor people. - The poor people. - No, no, no, no. - It's like it's in shit. - No way, wait, wait, wait, wait. The we sports was worth. - No. - The we sports was worth. - No. - I'm got my controversial one. - Okay. - Mario Party 4. - No. - No. - I mean, Mario Party 3. - I think 3 is way worse than 4. - Mario Party deserving of beat 2 is way worse than 3. - No, we know, bitch. - I said no. - I said, no. - Stupid bitch. - I said no, you got a problem. - It's not. - No, it's not. - I was like, I got an iPad in my car, bitch. - Mario Party is fucking amazing. - You guys played every Mario Party 3, 8, 2, complete. - No, you haven't played. You know, you've touched the game. You've like watched this. - You've watched this. - Yeah. - You've not played. - You've seen Deaths roll. - Like you're watching you play Crap's. - You've not played Crap's. - You have not played. - Until you've lost 50,000 at that fucking table. - You like puts mash on to me all the time. - Yeah, let's go. - Fuck it. - I think Mario Party does rip, but I'm, I don't like this. - I don't like this. - I don't like this. - I don't like this. - I don't like this. - The greatest games of all time. - You know what I'm sorry? - Three Nintendo games. Like I don't like three fucking Mario games. - Why? - Because it's obviously Mario Tennis. On the answer to your-- - No, God. - Is the first game, "Wall Luigi," is it? - Fuck, "Wall Luigi." - Okay, okay, okay. - It's funny. - Real back. - Fuck, "Wall Luigi." - Fuck, "Mario Party." - I'm literally, it's my whole identity. - You're too my whole identity. - It's big. - You fuck a bunch. - I love Stone Down. (all laughing) - I'm Stone Down, "Halo-E-G," and I live in "Halo-E-G." (all laughing) - That's a private set to fucking rage, baby. (all laughing) - Slime, look me in the eye. - Final Fantasy X. - X? - X. - See, Final Fantasy's are interesting, 'cause they end up being a rorshack for your own personal taste, your own personal journey of your life. Obviously, you like X. You played it as a kid. - Love X. - Matters a lot to you, my X is nine. - Nine is my 10. - I like seven. - He's seven. I like seven a lot too. Seven's probably my favorite, but nine means more to me. It's weird. It's tough. I think 10 is an acceptable answer, but it's always gonna be divisive. It's always a day to day. I think I'm realizing that final fantasy is tainted for me because in second grade, there was a kid in the class named River who wouldn't stop talking about final fantasy and put a lot of sorry school. (laughing) No, I was a normal public school. And he just in class at recess to everybody, he would talk about final fantasy as if it was all real around us in real life. And all of the kids in class thought he was weird. - This guy sounds awesome. - Including him. - Including me. - He bullied him. - I didn't bully him, but I was like, what else can you see there? - I was just like, River, River, stop talking about fucking final fantasy. - So, which final fantasy did he say had a big sword? No. - So, final fantasy was tainted because the kid was passionate about that? - Yeah, because River, who's probably a really nice guy, just loved final fantasy, he had made me feel embarrassed in second grade. And then I carried that feeling with it. - Died in a car accident 10 years later. - Oh. - I just lost her head. - A piece of handsome too. - Is it for pull-a-blue from final fantasy 10? - Wait, so you take your penis out? - Roger. (laughing) - Jumbo. - Jumbo. - Yeah. - Mother fucker, man. - So, it's like. - Dude, what she does the lean forward after winning a battle? - So, you know, I'm willing, I think 10 is, I, the problem is, I would just put a different final fantasy. So, what am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? - What am I supposed to do? - Is nine-year desert island convinced me as well? Is your favorite? If you can only play one forever? - I mean, I know this doesn't answer the question, or it betrays the question, but I don't wanna play the same game over and over. I don't wanna do that. And it's a bad game. I would probably play a roguelike that is infinitely different for a desert island. - But yeah, but we're trying to pick one up. - He's just where he's just where I live. - I would just look at stand and stand. - I would just look at stand and stand and stand. - You understand? You understand? - I guess. - I guess. - You understand. - Well, okay. - The first thing final fantasy to you is not replayable. - No, I'm just saying, if a desert island is like, if you only play a couple of times and you get down over it. - Why would you just put final fantasy on the list? Just any final fantasy is insane. - Because like, we're not convinced each other can't choose. - Can we not be men? - We're not gonna convince each other seven, nine, 10. - That's the most cowardly thing we can do. - Just put the whole series. - Yeah, it's just currently. - Super Smash Bros. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. (laughing) - We need five more games. - All right, well, we're good. We still have three golden tickets. - Do we not want to put pretzel wild up there? - Actually, can you put the milk here, Solid? - No, we got the milk. - But the two, sons of liberty. - You don't like it? - No. - I mean, it was fine. It just wasn't as good as, I just don't like the format. - I love Breath of the Wild. - I love this great game. - Can we agree? - I was the best Zelda game ever. - I agree. - Can we agree that Ocarina at the time should not be on this list? - No, I think Breath of the Wild should be on this list. - Ocarina should be on the list over Breath of the Wild. - Ocarina is basically like in nostalgia gooning. 'Cause-- - That's a game that needs fucking speedbods from a Pokemon. - What? - My goodness. - Ocarina is not in nostalgia gooning or in each speedmod. - Is it 100% of nostalgia gooning or each show? - That's genuinely good. - I like the Ocarina. - I don't think it's like it is a child. I think it's a crude childish video game, but that has a ton of nostalgia for me specifically. I played it when I was eight years old. - Okay, fine, Metal Gear Solid 2 is not a remake, 'cause that way we wanna hear, like, let's just get over this. There's clearly fucking friction here, Slod. - I mean, we think it's not a remake. - The first one, which is remake on the GameCube, is called The Twin Snakes, which is also two. - Which are we, you'd say Breath of the Wild over Ocarina? Like what are we talking about? - Yeah, I would. I would also-- - I would also. - Yes. - Really? - I hate this guy more than anyone in this room. (laughing) - I think Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the best Zelda game. - Did you guys like Tears of the Kingdom? - I liked it, I liked it, but-- - I liked it, but I wouldn't put it on this. - How does it finish? - It's the same type of game. - It's not way worse. - It's way worse. - It's a lesser game. - Okay, here's what I'm gonna say. If you put Breath of the Wild and re-skinned it with some like anime shit, you guys wouldn't play it, you guys would think it's shit, because if you did that with Ocarina of Time, - You don't think I would play it if it was anime girls? - Like, I don't know about you. - I played in VR. (laughing) - Okay, just gotta say it. (laughing) - I played with my dad. - I'm gonna get eight inches from my face. (laughing) - Okay, I'm dropping a nuke. Squeaks is currently playing, I wanna be a fantasy girl who can turn back time. It's called fantasy life, a girl who turned back time. - And something. - Are you playing it on stream? - No, on stream. - He's playing it on his own time. And he's projecting and he's yelling at us for liking Breath of the Wild, even though that's his favorite game right now. - It's a great game. - Okay, what do you like so much about it? - It's like a hybrid of animal crossing and an RPG. - This one. - Fantasy life, I, the girl who steals time. - It's genuinely a great game. - What in the fuck is this thing? - Dude, it's good. - It looks like an AI Instagram ad. - Yes. - Like, this is what I'm talking about. But if it was like Zelda, you guys would be like, "Oh my god, that's cool." - That'd be so good. - It's crazy, you guys don't give games like this a chance. - I think you are bringing up your important point. - Is that IP has monopolized our minds. - Yeah. - And it's harder for things that aren't the old things that made us feel cooler kids to break through. I'll say though, I don't think this is it. - You don't think this is a good game? - I don't think this is it. I don't think this is the next one. - Don't read the YouTube comments for this fucking episode. - Because I'm telling you, me and my other fantasy girls and the fucking guy are coming for your ass dude. And they can sound common a lot of comments while doing it. - It's genuinely like, what are the reviews? It's like a 10 out of 10 game. - I think there is maybe a version of this game that is different that would make me like it more. I'm a 35 year old bald man who's not a pedophile. And I think there is a way. - 9 out of 10, eight or nine. - It's genuinely a good game. Give it a shot. It's a good steam deck game. - Oh, it's made it Osaka. - Osaka this. - Try it. - Is Breath of the Wild going on the list or not? - I mean, you guys, let's just get out of the way if we have such a point. Are you putting it on the list? - Three people. - That's a good point. - I've got a controversial and cocked when we're done with this. - I'll put it on the list. I'm down. - I wanna hold on to my vote. - Okay, that's fine. - Okay, we can come back to it. We can go back to it. - I wanna hear what he has to say. - What are we going to do with League of Legends? - Oh my God, I'm gonna kill myself if that's on the list. - I don't think it goes on the list. And I've played it a lot. - I'm not interested in putting League on there. - No mobs will be hitting the list. - Don't I can hit the list? - There is no mo with it as a top 10 game of all time. - Warcraft. - I'd be down. - You know what? - I would put World of Warcraft on this list. - World of Warcraft. - Yeah, classic. I would put it, I'd let that happen. - I think it's, if you were there, you were there, and if you weren't, you can still go back. It's a fucking game. - I put Warcraft three. - Where if he's a bad game? It is a bad RTS to play. Have you, when's the last time you played it? Tell me this shit. - I played it two years ago and it doesn't hold up. It feels like shit to play. - I played it last year and it didn't feel like shit. It feels fine. and you, I don't know, you're wrong. You're wrong. - No, it's good. It's a fine game, but it's like, as RTS's go, it is not a great one. In my opinion, I would argue World Worker High Classic is, can I count on your argument? I hate to get into the weeds of RTS's. - But some of the old clonkiness is what made RTS's mechanically interesting. - Brutor is an old clonky game and it rules. - Yes. - There is a difference between Brutor and Worker High 3 and the differences are staggering. That's why one is still an esport in fucking career right now, and one had got forgotten and turned it to Dota instead. - Great. Can't you actually-- - And this is the stunt time argument all over it. - This is a great argument. - It's totally about the stunt. - I want you to raise off your chair. (laughing) - It's on my diaper filling. (laughing) - With green extra. (laughing) - Nick, figure out your golden ticket 'cause it's gonna change the shooter that we vote in. - Wow, figure out my golden ticket. - But you guys disagree with Mono for two? - You said you put it on. - I put it on. - I don't want to. - I wouldn't vote it on, no. - Mono for two doesn't mean as much to me as it means to you, but if it went on this list, I wouldn't-- - If I voted it or otherwise, I wouldn't vote it in then you're throwing in like four, or like, then it becomes, then we got shooter slopp. - There's two called dudes on the list. - And that's not happening. So I can't vote it in with you around. - This is politics. - This is not crazy. - He tried to sneak in Lego Indiana Jones in a pork barrel bill. - No. - He said, "Let's, let's not tax everyone. Everyone gets no taxes." - No taxes, no taxes. - No taxes. - Let's get killed. - And it's like, no fine. - In the end, Jones is talking all the time. (laughing) - Man. - So who has Golden Ticketed so far? Me? - Me. - For Metal Gear. - I Golden Ticketed for-- Oh, you actually Golden Ticketed that. It's on the list. - Oh, I'm Golden Ticketed. - I Golden Ticketed President Evil 4. So that's two Golden Tickets. - So we got three lefts. - I got a Golden Ticket diamond. - I've got a Golden Ticket. - Wait, so just, just to be clear. (laughing) We have six on the list with three Golden Tickets. That's nine games. So there's one game that we're voting in. - And that's why this is a dumb, this is-- - Exercise, but I'll throw a crazy one. - Well, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2. - Oh, such a good game. - 2 over-- - It's not the best Tony Hawk though. - 2 over Underground 1. - I feel like we need to get our Golden Tickets out of the way. Otherwise, the vote is stupid. - I think so too. I think we should cut to the chase, if you will. - Fine, I will Golden Ticket in, final fantasy turn. I will do that. - I can't. - I will take such an unoffensive Golden Ticket. What do you mean? Why am I trying to be offensive with my Golden Ticket? It's something that means something to me. - Because it's like so many people in the audience were like, "Yay, my favorite game." - Well, I don't care about them. This is my life that I lead. - If you love Final Fantasy X, and also you saw Lulu. - I did see her. - You know, you're just flashing out because you can't figure out your situation. - I know, I know my Golden Ticket. - That's it. - I'd like to put on inscription. - Oh my God, I thought he's my golden Ticket. - I thought he might. - Okay. - I respect that. - He's not gonna get a card on this list anymore. - No, I know, I made a sacrifice. - Can we just sacrifice Call of Duty for that? - That's why. - It's with the why, yeah. - My Golden Ticket, the first tie is a why, so. - It's great. - It is. - Knights of the Old Republic. - Okay. - I thought there was a guy. - My old friend. - I think I couldn't, that's a respectable. - Thank you. - I can't wait for the remade. - Why am I here? - Why am I here? - I'm here to shake my hand. - Did you see that? - Yeah, it was fun. - Wait, no. (all laughing) - I did a little trouble. - That's what you're playing red dead. - Red dead Redemption 2. - So we have to vote one thing in, we've won, we, okay. - This is the most fucked up list of all time. - This is a fucked up list. - Not that public. - I like this list a lot. - You can tell the age of the people list. - Yes, yes. - I created this list. - This is a 30 year old list for sure. - I'm really quickly just getting rid of all the marios in my head. No Mario Kart game is gonna be on here. No Mario Kartie is gonna be on here. - No. - Here's, I would say, if we-- - 64 is the representable. - Let's just try everyone listening. It's Super Smash Brothers, melee, Super Mario 64. Dark Souls 3, Resident Evil 4, Minecraft, Metal Gear Solid 2, Final Fantasy 10. - No, it's all a two, what? - Remax of Liberty. - Final Fantasy X, Inscription, Night to the Old World Public, and we have one more to vote in. - And, and let's play a little three to put it on there. - Let's vote a new game. - 'Cause this is a crazy rule. - A new game. - So, new game. - Mario Kartie. - If you think about my suggestion, it's kind of new. - What's your suggestion? - Breath of Wild. - Counter-Strike. - Counter-Strike 2. - Counter-Strike has to be. - Counter-Strike 2. - I think the game. - Counter-Strike's weird. - Yeah, it's like you have to pick. - I mean, sure, sure, CSGO. - But I think, I'd say CS2 just as easily. - Counter-Strike is a sad thing. 'Cause it's like institution that started from a mod, which is kind of beautiful, and it's a discipline, right? Counter-Strike is a discipline. Much like League in a way. The Counter-Strike is less changing. League changes with every fucking crazy patch, but this is like, you still, at the end of the day, Dust 2 is still the same Dust 2 from like 20, so whatever there's a go. - I think picking a Counter-Strike is kind of weird because it's not the same, we shouldn't, 'cause we said we were men. - Choose. - But it's kind of like saying like, I preferred basketball, 1990s basketball. It's like, okay. But it's like, we all like basketball. - It's still basketball. - Yeah. - The rules are pretty much the same. - My boat's Counter-Strike, I mean, come on. - I would be happy being the Counter-Strike last thing. - I think CS2 is the last thing. - If we're gonna put a shooter on it, I think it's gotta be CS. - Yeah. - I respect Counter-Strike enough. I don't even play it. But I used to play it, and I don't care about it. And it means-- - Everyone has played it, and that means something too. - Oh, true. - I mean, it's a great unifier. I think like, you can enjoy Counter-Strike at many different skill levels. I don't think you can say the same about a lot of games. - It's also the only game. I think Counter-Strike and probably Minecraft, I guess. Counter-Strike and Minecraft will be the two games on this list that I bet people, like kids 10 years from now will be blind. - Can I offer a counter? - Yeah. - Club Penguin. - Club Penguin? - CP. - Oh, the D-Funked CP. - CP on the list. - I don't want a CP on the list. - Founded by a fellow Colona British Columbia. - Yeah, can I get Larry Ellison's CP on the list? (laughing) - No, knock. - I'm down for Counter-Strike. I'm down for Counter-Strike and closing it up. - Good list. - Actually, good list. - Not a bad list. - Really good. - Inscription's the real curveball here. - I like Inscription on the list. - I do too. - Counter-Strike 2 gives you a character. - Yeah. - We can say Counter-Strike 2. - This is a good list. - All right, throw it on XC, everything up. - I think we feel okay. We feel-- - Oh, I see. - I'm fine with that 2-6. - I'll be fine with that. - But you can't put 1.6 now. That's two like Virtue Signaling. - Yeah. - That's like two like, I know my shit. - I think it's in Virtue Signaling. - I like two. Two is great. I liked every Counter-Strike game. - I like this. - What they've done with smokes here. - Can we make Minecraft 1.16? - Come on. - Absolutely not. - Go to a bastion and suffer for once in your fucking life, idiot. - What do you mean? I have, I've beaten 2.1. - All right. - Thank you, well. - Finalist. - Finalist, Smash Bros. Malay, Super Mario 64, Dark Souls 3, Resident Evil 4, Minecraft, Metal Gear Solid 2, Sons of Liberty, Patriots, Rocket, Patriot Edition, Final Fantasy X, Inscription, Knights of the Old Republic, and Counter-Strike 2. - Okay, I have a hot question. What do you think is the most underrated game? A game that everyone shits on, but you think is a golden, golden spot. - Wow, that's an amazing question. - Like an off-the-beaten path. - People have to like document and have shit on it though, because some people draw out some shits like, "Oh yeah, actually, like Resident Evil, like, 4." - I recently, this is like so me, but like I recently had a game that I've shit on my whole life and said sucks, and everyone else told me was good, and I went back and played it, and I was wrong. And I was like, "This is awesome." - Which game? - Black Ops 1. - Oh. - I had so much fun playing it. - Black Ops 1 does rib. I think League of Legends rips. I don't get why people say like it's a worst game of all time and it's like shit. - I don't think any, this is my take on that. - This guy right here. I feel like most people who say League sucks are talking more about the surrounding environment of what it represents and who plays it, and not the mechanics of the game. - I agree with that completely. - They are also, in addition, talking about the way it captures you as a person, and League becomes the only thing you do and the only thing you play. - But that makes it a good game. - I agree. - I disagree because I think the game is almost auxiliary to all these systems of like dopamine and capture. - If you can put you in the Gen Jutsu, then is it not a great challenge? - No, no, no, no, that's a terrible idea. - Exactly. - Are we playing drugs? - Another great warrior. - Yeah. - Top 10 on the list. - What? - Yeah. - If it sucks you in, that doesn't mean it's good. - Yeah. - I feel like League is like an unfathomably, beautifully balanced game for what it is. - I think the fact that that game of that much shit is playable is unbelievable. - No, it's such a bastardization of the MOBA category. - Like MOBA should be more complicated. - Dude, can I tell you? - It's Dota. The original Dota is hitly more complicated. - What rank is it peakingly? - I barely. - Oh, it should be more complicated. - Because League is like, I feel like. - You solved it. - When I play League, I'm like drooling and my fucking brain is turning, then you're just ranking up. - No. - 'Cause it's just like such a simple game. - I just because I don't dip my toes into, you know, shit, doesn't mean you're pulling the table for me. - You don't want to jump in. - I can't tell you it stinks. - The team's on crack for a guy who never smoked it. - No, because I just think League is such an over, like, it's such an accessible version of a game that like, if you tried Dota 2, you would love that so much more. It's how I feel about Valorant and Counter-Strike. - It's such an entry level into a genre that's way more interesting. And so I want people to jump from Valorant to Counter-Strike to understand how shit Valorant is. - I think, as someone who is used to think the way you did until I played hundreds of hours of League, I think there's a more nuanced adversary thing going on here with Dota and League. And it actually doesn't have to do with which one is more complicated. It's just like which one rewards what? The thing League is super complicated. But Dota is complicated in a way that isn't, it's like, laterally. It's just a little different. - I just think Dota is a better game. - And I think it is too. But I don't, I would never care enough to argue. you the difference because people who play league are just gonna play it. And they're not gonna try to do it. - Don't you shame. - 'Cause the turn rate is gonna make them not play. - It's a shame. - And that's it. - Like all the streamers who played Valorant and now they're playing Counter-Strike, I'm like, thank God. - But it is interesting. - And now they can identify. They can't go back to Valorant. - But I don't think it's the same, bro. - Yeah, the transition isn't the same. - And it's not the same. - I actually think it's so funny to boil it down to one thing, but what tilted me about Dota so much is the dumb fucking turn rate. - It's a turn rate. - It's so fucking annoying. - It's like, it's the opposite. It's going to a game where moving feels worse. The baseline mechanic. - I get, I mean, I don't know. I just feel like. - And there's no way to counter this. I swear to Jesus Christ and Fat Gabin and his yacht right here right now, if they took out the turn rate in Dota and replaced it with the snappiness of league, if the game would capture a million people. - I love Dota. - I'm scared. - I'm scared. - I see it on deary. - I think like league has like network effects where everyone's playing it. So you're like, "I'm going to jump into a moba, so I'll play league." But like if everyone's out playing Dota, people wouldn't be talking about turn radius. It'd be just like, "Oh yeah, let's do it." - I know. And they'll have a more fun time. - But I would, I would see the leader. - I argue the difference here is. - It starts off the two is considered the inferior start. - It has amazing snappy turn radius with its units as well. - Yeah. - There is no lag. And as a Dota player, before I played league, I played Dota and then I played Starcraft 2 and like Jesus Christ, it's fun to move units in this game. - Sure. - There is a desire to not have a turn rate. - I guess, yeah, yeah. - And that's all you're saying, a politic here. - Yeah, I think that's fair to say. - A politic here. - Like a nitpick about Dota is fun. But I think it's a better game than league. League has so many other issues. - I think, yeah. - But there's another here and over there. - Another here and over there. And Riot updates games too much. - They're nasty people. - But they found us three fucking people working on the game. - Yeah, they found us. - It's all bullshit. - It's all conglomerates and bullshit. It's like a kill on radiance, bro. It's crazy, bro. We're gonna die for temporary action in this fucking. There's nothing to do about it. - He's been on the scene that video of, it's like an interview of Gabe from last year and they're just asking him what he does every day. Dude, he just lives on his like yacht fleet. Like he has a few boats around him. He works, he's like, I love working. I work every day. I like wake up, I work, I scuba dive. And he lost a bunch of weight and that's his life. - He's like, right, he's so cool. He's just a billionaire but with a gamer fucking version of it. - Yeah. - It's the same shit. - It is. - It is. - It is. - But Jack Bezos, please get out of here. - I like that he scuba dives. - Fuck the fuck man. - I like when the billionaire scuba dives. He's so relatable. - I just want to radicalize one person from the squeaks episode. - He's fighting the one piece. - It's kind of hard to remember games that everyone hated that you loved. - Yeah, I'm like thinking really hard. I know they exist for me, but I just can't think of them. - Basically, every game I play on the stream, people hate, but I love. - Like what? - Jump King, Bogey Stuck, getting over it. - Would you play those alone? - Would I play those alone? - That's the question I have. - That's the question. - I don't want to go somehow. - Practice. - I loved Overwatch when it came out. - I like Overwatch now. - I think it's fine, Scott. - People are saying it's resurging. - Super intense. - The streets have told me he's my guy. - Yeah, he's, I mean, I've been enjoying it. I'm jumping back in. - Oh, I have one. It's easy. Every time it comes up in the show, I get bullied. - What did? - I played Diablo 4. - I'm a Diablo 4 player. - I'm interested. - He's coming out of the car. - I'm too dumb to play P.O.E. - I'm intentionally giving people HIV. (laughing) - It's so funny because I can't even say it's underrated because I think it almost deservedly gets all of the criticism that it gets. And I just like know I'm eating slop. But I'm, it's that self-awareness that's important. - So maybe it's not underrated. - When you play slop and you say it's slop, that's really important. If you play slop and you're like, this is the goat then now something has been culturally lost. - I log on. I played the worst story I've played in a video game and I shoot a bunch of bad guys and I enjoyed my slop. - I mean, it's your has to be a wildly popular game because no game that's like smaller is hated on. - Yeah, it's, it all kind of coalesces, right? - Yeah, it's tough, I don't know. - Do you got one slime? - No, I only like bangers. (laughing) - No, probably fuck 10s. - That's great. - I think I really have a real answer. - Yeah. - So people, when they talk about like hard core, like cart racing fans, you know, there's obviously Mario Kart exists. But a lot of people talk about crash team racing. - Oh. - The first one that came out. - That's a good one. - But I actually think crash nitro kart, which is the second one in that series. - Now we're cooking. - I think crash nitro kart is such a good game. Mechanically, it's really like fluid and fun. I think it had a bunch of like creative shortcuts. Crash team racing has a bunch of that stuff too. But I really, really big crash nitro kart gets overlooked. - But no Mario, so no one plays it. - But no one's the same. - No Mario Kart racing. - I'm not a great kart racing. - That's what I felt about Halo 4. - Well, platform was-- - Halo reach I talked about. - Really? - I loved it. - It was on PlayStation 2 as well, I think. - Well, I play this game on stream. See the only game I've ever been like, actually fucking yelled at by other streamers for playing. It's just just game I love. It's like an online co-op game called Spell Brigade. - Oh, fuck you, dude. - Oh, it's fucking you. - Oh my god. - I remember I was just like, what? - He's not gonna frame it like he's the good guy. He's kind of like a sponsor. And we're doing a thing where we're rotating games. He's like, I'm gonna put Hashtag ad in my title as I launch up an unknown game. - There's this communication with Tim, but it was an indie game that I love. - And by the way, you're in a fucking brain. - Is it real people? - Spell Brigade's team pulled up. Just look at the reviews, by the way. I feel like I've been, 'cause I played this like, first week, it came out. - It wasn't about the game quality. - It was like, dishonesty. - I was early to it and look at the reviews. 3,000 reviews, what's the percentage? - Very positive. - What's the percentage? - It's just hover, it just hover, go back and hover. Oh yeah, yeah. - 59%, 83%, very positive. - Give it like, you-- - That sounds like a good ass game. - On 11,000 reviews. - It's probably an amazing game, but Ludwig's like, what do you mean probably, you played it? - Yeah, but I was like saying, let's play Mario. Ray was like, let's play, you know, Counter-Strike or whatever. And Ludwig's like, Spell Brigade, on steam right now. You're like, I'm going Ludwig. So I'm in a bad mood playing this, 'cause I think I got swindled into a sponsor and I got none of the fucking benefit. So that's what the animosity is. - Am I crazy for a game play? - It was or wasn't a sponsor. - That's a thousand questions again. - I've never been paid to play it. I just, what do you lie during it? - Sorry, I enjoy Spell Brigade on my Alienware PC. (all laughing) - So the lie about it being a sponsor, and it was not a sponsor. - Yes. - And you just chose some game at random. - Yeah, it's just a game at last. - You just on steam browser. - I'm just like Spell good. - That's a really funny game. - That's a good game. - It's a really good code I could use if I wanted to. - Not that I'm aware of. (all laughing) - I legally have to tell you I was paid, but I don't know a code. - Wait, you were paid? - No, no, no. I was not paid as a sponsor. - But you would have to tell. - Oh, yeah, sure. - If I were out to say legally, I'm sponsored to play Pelber, it's well good. - If I were-- - What the hell count is him? - Oh my god. It's the one that's cause you know him. - It is exactly the same. - It's so annoying. But yeah, I guess Spell Brigade count. 'Cause it was annoying to spot him. Congrats. - It would be funny to see one of these lists. These are like, and you know, none of those games on there were actually surprising. Honestly, besides the inscription, but it's like one of those lists, and then someone just puts, what is it, the journey of the centered girl of the earth, or whatever. - Dude, that's just gonna be the library. - The librarian's list is the fantasy life refantazio persona one, two, three, four, five. Majon. Majon. (all laughing) - Yeah, well, I think we did some honest, good, god-of-work. - I would like actually to hear from our patriots. - Our patriots. - Oh, please! - I'd like to hear from our patriots on what-- - Your top 10 games. - On just give me one. - Actually, maybe give me one. - Give us your golden ticket. - Give me your golden ticket. - Golden ticket explain why, which is important. - In the comments. Give me your golden ticket explain why in the comments. - Last week, people, we asked about their greatest gaming moments, and it was actually interesting to read people's greatest gaming moments. - Yeah, I read through them. - No, you didn't. It was on the Patreon. - Show me the comments in there. - It was on the Patreon, you don't have access to that. - Patreon.com, right? - Don't read that, he does not care about you. And that's a good thing. - They give us money? (all laughing) - Yeah, they do. - Cool. - Those people give us money. - I'll take that. - What do you think of Kelbee? - I love Kelbee. - Why? - Well, I haven't had many interactions with them, but he's just such a nice positive. He has like a nice face. - Right. - He's in a talk, too. - He's not for a non-judgmental. - Kelbee from his office? - Yeah. - You make Kelbee? - Yeah. - You're talking about Kelbee? - I met him a couple of times. He seems like a nice guy. - Yeah. - Again, you say that, you're talking about the exact thing. - What do you guys think? What do you think I'm talking about? What's your own Kelbee? - I'm just curious, what you think about a guy. - You're a better woman named Kelbee recently. - I was taking a walk, and at my phone buzzes, and it's two messages from Kelbee on Discord. We don't talk a lot, but we do talk sometimes, and it's just without comment, two videos of him playing, I think, Marathon, that new game, and he's like playing Marathon, and it's like him getting a double kill. Sloppy is shooting I've ever seen in my life, and I was like, and then he just said shotgun is OP. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Start typing back, and then he deletes them, and he says, sorry, wrong person. - Oh my God, you're wrong person. - And I was like, was gonna say Lemau, but I didn't have the heart to tell him, 'cause it's honestly a very vulnerable person. thing to send again, probably the most sloppy - because you know, Topee having better aim. It was and I was like, in a way, I was like, is this supposed to be impressed? Like, I didn't know, uh, and so that was interesting. So, he was excited about marathon. He was excited. He was excited. And he even coming to the office last week and trash, bro, he's a predator. Did he peak as a predator? He apex lasers, he was a predator, he was one of the biggest in the game. Was he an early predator? Very early. Yeah, yeah. He's made a predator for a while. And early preds are like way more respect than the late preds. And they're also more vicious. Yes. They're really predators. There was a lot more you could get away with. Well, they're more vicious in the game. And we should on that one, guys, say thank you for watching. Y'all appreciate you guys hanging out, squeaks any shout outs. Shout out to the boys in the room and shout out to, uh, Freedom and Love. And Vladimir Lennon again. And Vladimir Lennon for starting woman's day, happy international woman's day, everybody, for those who celebrate. Thank you for saying that. Wow. He was, he was a bald visionary, much like the two of us in this room. I'm not bald. Me and Aiden. You're not bald. You know what? Look at, I'm not bald. He's not bald. Look at this haircut. It's actually looks good. You look good. You look so great. He's so great. He's like, "Face fucking me, pookie, why that?" Why that? Why that? Why that? What's the sex scenes from parasites? Only the 16s and there's slowed down all the Oscar nominated movie sex scenes for your consideration. That's right. All right. Thank you for coming on Gooner Northern Line and we'll see you guys in the Patreon. We will not be there. So don't sub thinking we'll be. Maybe I will be. Pay and find out. I'm probably not.