The transcript is a chaotic, humorous, and deeply reflective conversation among streamers and content creators discussing a wide range of topics. It begins with absurd, satirical commentary on personal boundaries, such as signing documents with fictional characters, and evolves into a broader critique of internet culture. Central themes include the tension between free speech and censorship, especially in the context of spoilers and controversial statements. The group reflects on personal growth, comparing past childish behaviors—like pooping in diapers—to present-day maturity, highlighting how individuals evolve in self-awareness. A key segment details a fictional, elaborate Minecraft run filled with narrative elements, including a character named Barnabas, which illustrates how players create rich, imaginative stories within games. The discussion also turns to online dangers, such as modded games, hacking attacks (like those by Lizard Squad), and trolling, showing how digital spaces can be hostile. The group critiques the streaming medium as one built on vulnerability and ridicule, where creators are constantly exposed to criticism. They propose a satirical "grandma mode" tech idea as a metaphor for how personal boundaries and intimacy are challenged in digital environments. Throughout, references to biblical stories and real hacking incidents underscore the recurring theme of human behavior under pressure, revealing a deep-seated understanding of irony, control, and the absurdity of modern online life.
[MUSIC] What are you, Hollywood? Look at Hollywood and McJones over here. -It's Hollywood and McJones. -Holly and McJones, can you sign this? Fucking Hollywood and McJones, it's not my cheesy pudding. Hollywood and McJones, can you sign my cheesy pudding? Sorry man, I don't sign for men. Fuck. Honey, honey, get it, honey. -Oh my god, my wife's hand. -Oh my god, my wife's hand is fucked up. -Do you do that? -I don't sign for paraplegic. -Oh god, damn it. -Oh god, you know what I mean? -It does it. -It's a weird thing. -I am so sorry, honey. -I've just become that so recently though. -Are you a male paraplegic? -Yeah. -Yeah, no. -Oh no. -My god damned male wife, you bitch. -Is this our one chant of the airport? -I can't control what I am. -Holly and McJones are so sorry. -Watch my movies. -I can't control what I'm doing. -They're too long. -No, they're too long. -Oh my god, McJones. -She makes her do long. -They're too long. -Like, you sit through it. It's like the Irishman, I don't get it. It's why they make the movie so long. -Makes more money. Guys, so we hear you. -We hear you. -We heard you. -And we know what you're thinking. Like, who? The energy in here. -It's different. -It's different. -It's just better. -Just more better. -We heard you last episode. Aiden did some things that involved the one-piece plot line. Thankfully got censored. -Oh my god, you guys got yelled at, huh? -No, he didn't got yelled at. -Oh, I got yelled at for not liking the live action, but that's. -You guys all got yelled at, and I was the based anime enjoyer. -Actually, no, because people were like. Genuinely, they said it sucks that Ludwig is the guy that is fighting for us right now. They did. -I'm just saying. -No one said it sucks. Anyway, we've taken steps to remedy the situation as you can see. He's also left mobile moves, which is a big step for the company forward. So just letting you know, we hear you. We listen, we hear you. -Let's just say Aiden got the La Luce treatment. -Exactly. Exactly. I'm already tracer. -He's tracer. But really quick, before we move on, by the way. -From Aiden? -From the Aiden situation. And the idea of spoilers and all this stuff is actually a very fruitful discussion. -It's an important detail. -There's an important thing, because you basically crucified the guy. That barely legal twink. You crucified live on stage up, mad. -Probably. -You're really mad, angry, Hollywood shows got mad. -But piss you off. -And you said something that you can't spoil. How could you do that? -Zipper, could you roll the clip? -You can't spoil one piece. Why, because nothing ever should have happened, is it? No, a lot. I'd be like spoiling the Bible. -Me and you commentating supernova last year. -The exact argument you were feuded on this show. It's like the Bible. -First off, agreed on the Bible point. That guy made a lot of sense. -Oh, you like what he said? -He said, "That guy's handsome." -That was a cute handsome. That was Ludwig Ogren. -Wow. -That guy's pretty cool. -He act? -Oh, movies mostly. -We're working out of you along movies mostly. -He's got the chops. -So you're telling me that that is hypocritical, because we said someone spoiled it. -You said that spoiling is a bad thing. You can't say that. It's spoiler-tating. -How could you do that? -We have to censor it. -You never say to censors it. In fact, you say shit that we have to censor it. -I said it's like spoiling Titanic, which is kind of a historical spirit of what you're saying. Like taking an older thing and saying what happened and being like, "You spoiled it for me." The Bible, which is fine. It's fine to be upset. It's spoiler. That's not the point. But what I'm saying is you got mad at that barely legal -Berly legal. -Lashboard Twink. -What happened? -We look good. -Have you changed between then and now? -Can I ask you two questions? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You flip the script. -Do you get your kids once, yeah? -Yeah. -Different times. -What age were you born? -What age was zero? -Okay. -I was born as zero, okay. -So do you go through the same steps I did because I don't know how I went for you guys. I had to learn how to crawl first. That was my thing. Then I had to learn I was pooping actively, but a diaper. -Okay. -I didn't learn pooping to like four. -Right. Then we had to learn how to poop. I had a smaller toilet personally. -And then a bigger one. -I had the adult one. -We had to eat the whole toilet. -I had the adult one first. -That's fair. So anyway, you changed, right? Did you guys still poop in a diaper? -Not that I. -No, no. -Okay. How about you? -No, no, no. -No one. I pooped. -So you're pulling up a video of me pooping in my diaper. Going, what? -Really? -What? -That's you pooping in your diaper and that's you full of crud and pooping inside your. -It's me pooping inside your crud. -You're saturating a diaper? -That was me. That was me. By the way, in my 20s. -In your 20s. -All right. -That's a younger version of you who you think is more naive and immature, saying immature naive things. -Me again. -In my 20s. -All right. And then now I'm in my 30s and I know that that's not right. -You've grown. -Wow. -You've grown. -Really? So if this comes around again and you say something that contradicts yourself again. -In your 30s. -In your 30s. Now you really can't do that. Now that'd be really big mistake. -No. -Because you're an adult now. No more pooping in the diaper. -That's actually where you're wrong. -I'm wrong. -He's wrong. Tell me how. Because you poop at the end of your life in the diaper too. -Oh, when you die because you can't control your bowels anymore. You poop your god diaper. -But aren't you full of wisdom in the diaper is for your wisdom. -Never. -You never reach wisdom. You're always chasing it. -Is green poop good or bad? -Green poop is bad. It should be brown like shit. -Grean poop, yeah. -We don't want green poop. -What if green poop is god trying to speak to you? -Through the poop? -Through the poop and he's trying to give me a message. -What god is trying to tell you is that you ate too many fruity pebbles right away. -God wants me to look back at the toilet today. -Dude. -And be like, what's that? -You should always look back. -People who blow their nose and don't look at it. -Literally, that's one of the stories of the Bible. -Which one? -It's when Joe-- -When we read her shanks, Joe-- -Takes a dump in his hands. -If you look back, you got to take a picture of it. -I believe Joe was trying to save his wife from Sodom and Gomorrah, or one of those cities. God said, we can take her away from there and bring her to the fucking heaven, but you can't look back at her. -This is Orpheus and Eurydice. -No. -The guy is riding the Bible. -That is Orpheus and Eurydice for-- It actually is in both, but in the Bible version. -It just happened in the Bible, too. -Can you believe it? -Can you believe it? -It's a different outcome. -Okay, what's the outcome? -She turns the salt and dies forever. -Because you look back at her? -Yeah. -I mean, can you believe it? They basically did Star Wars, and then they called it the War of the Stars. I'll name one of them Job and half of them will be slaves. Everyone will follow it. -And his bitch wife is sour now. -Yeah, and your wife's sour, so. God make my wife sour. Anyway, it's just nice to catch you in a fucking complete contradiction of yourself. -See, I don't like catching in the contradiction. I like watching them wiggle out. -I mean, that's the fun. -Because that's what he's good at. -He put on the Jones glasses. -He took him off, and now he's lovely again. -You guys are fools. -You're a fucking fool. Fuck you. -Fuck you, dude. We're in Chinatown. Me, Michael, and Christian. -Yeah. -Just watch in your Minecraft run. -Just watching you bow that dragon down. -Michael saw it, too. -Michael saw, yeah. -Wow. -Do you do what's on? -He did it. -Let's go. -It was, you know what the stream title was? On Nick Vercillo's Soul, we beat this today. -That's what it takes, bro. -You know, my stream title yesterday was? The day before was? -God, I feel crazy today, by the way. -My stream title yesterday, but with the day before, on Aiden's Soul, we're beating it. -And guess who ain't here? -Guess he's not here. -It really isn't on me. It's not like I took him out. You took him out. -I did take him out. I put everything on that run. And then, man, it was a fun ride. I'm doing a death compilation. I swear to God, I died in ways. People were like, "I've been playing this game for 12 years since I was in sixth grade. I've never seen that before." -Oh, my God. -I died different. -Yeah, I died different. -I think, bro. -I think probably 40 of your 70 deaths could be solved by pressing the escape button and thinking for a second. -But where's the fun? -That saves coming. -Because instead of thinking, you don't think of your-- -Oh, fuck. -Wait, then you scream. -Is this escape? How you look at all the Matrix numbers? -It's a phrase. -It's just how it's just the game posits. -Oh, it's posits? -Oh, it's a single player. -Imagine getting ganked and you freeze the game. -That's so great. -You're out to do here. -We don't do that in this house. -Is this sexual harassment? -And it's a zombie molesting me. -It's a creepy place. -And the zombie's David Schwimmer. -It's a creeper walking into my house. -Yeah, dude, okay. I'll keep this short. But the last run was such a fucking crazy movie. It had things called The Ancestors. It had the game crash and rolled me back to before the nether, five minutes before, and duplicated a diamond, in which I went and talked to Barnabas, and then we decided to forge the ancestral sword. This all fucking happened. -Dude, he's lost. -And then I took-- and then I fought, and then I defeated the Ender Dragon, holding Barnabas' emerald. -So he was my fletcher. -With all of the Minecraft updates, I'm like, yeah. I guess they have a lot of shit. -It's Barnabas. He was in 1.1. -That was really holding the whole thing back. -It was Barnabas. -I am so happy that it came together in such a crazy narrative way. I'm literally-- I find-- I get the eyes of it and I come-- and I gotta go find the stronghold. I come back to the village, I talk to Barnabas, I give him-- I give him the ancestral sword. -But there's no Barnabas. -He's made up, Barnabas. -This is going to-- we're my fletcher. -We're practicing being parents. -He's my fletcher. -Because one day our child, you know, is going to talk like this. And we're going to have to be like, "That's so awesome."
- Awesome, kiddo. - What else happened? - So I go to the village, and Barnabas is a cartographer at the time. I take it with his map table away. I turn him into a fletching table. - Make him a fletching table. - 'Cause you want your arrows. - I need to work from your Barnabas, and right before I left for the stronghold, I destroyed the fletching table. I freed Barnabas. - Wait, okay. - I didn't do what you want. - And Dan, like Walt and Jesse. - I'm sitting here, I'm going, should I tell my kid? Should I tell my kid he's shitted everywhere? - What are you talking about? - You should've given, well, you should've given Barnabas. - Did you trade with Barnabas? - I did. - If you trade with Barnabas and you remove his fletching table, he's a fletcher till he dies. - Yeah, but he's an independent contractor now, and he can literally-- - Yeah, he wants. - He doesn't work for me. - Well, he will roam the earth to find a fletching table. (laughing) - And eventually he'll find one. - And a fine one. - I didn't wonder why his little hat didn't go away. (laughing) - After you trade, they don't go back to regular volunteers. - So, if I can get a straight line, for a fucking four million chunks. - On his own, but dude, and so I get in a boat and I'd say I'll go find the strong one, and I'm like sailing away and I'm like, "You'd be good, you'd be good Barnabas." And it was a heartwarming, bro. And then anyway, I had to feed the under dragon. It comes back, it takes you back to the spawn, which I didn't know. Guess what that's a spawn. Four turtles on a beach that I saw in the beginning of the game, the Ancestors. - Whoa. - I know. - I'm not fucking around. It was actually crazy. - It's certain. - And if you're interested, you should go watch the Vod. - That's Barnabas. That's what he looks like. We had so many conversations. - And he was from an occasion village. - That's right, it's beautiful. - You should hire, you should pay a lot of money in hire someone who's worked on a features that edited it like a feature. - That'd be so funny, bro. - Like this, one of the safties. - Like yes, I pace it like a feature and just have it be way too long, way too intense. - It's like scored. - Like people have to talk about it like in the turtles or symbolic of the beginning of you should animate it. - That's what you should do. - Idea, it's sick. If you wanna go watch it, I will say there's an hour where I'm looking for the stronghold and Chats trying to tell me where it is, I'm digging one by two holds for an hour. It is definitely skippable. - And that was as experimental and it's still making it the time. - That's so, it's crazy 'cause we've probably played in the last month, the same amount of minecrafts. On such different trajectories. - I don't think it's different. - With such different goals. - I don't think the goals are different. - You gotta try ranked now. - 'Cause the gold was gold was enrichment and like finding like love in a man. - Mine was beating it fast. - Yours was finding love in a man- - Ring check. - Ring check, well, I'm not pursuing ranked. I'm gold. - Okay. - Not pursuing. - So explain it, you started a tournament and then you like lost it so you didn't rig this one. Or I was ready to kill Super TF for you. I was ready to break his neck like Agent 47. - I was in a tournament. - Okay. - I got six then. - Out of what? - 16. - In the low face. - In the low face. - Wasn't double elimination 'cause that place doesn't exist. - We did the tiebreaker. - Okay. - We did the fifth place tiebreaker. - Okay. - So a bit of a scar situation. - We scar situation. - There is no such thing as six, so I got fifth. (laughing) - That's gotta say. Like you are Bobby Scar, right? - No such thing as six in a double elimination tournament. (laughing) - There should be setups for that at Genesis. Like for you have to do it every time. - To play out. - Yeah, we need the list. Like you guys just did. - That was 11 Genesis's ago. - I know, goat. - Oh my God. - We get rid of the X, by the way. - Yes. - I don't like that. - I think X2 was fine. X3's when they cross the line. - Really? - Yeah. - You wanna go back to 13? - Yeah. - It goes Genesis X, Genesis X2, and then 13. - You know what I'll say though? - Go for a nice, go for Genesis XV2. You know what's nice about it though? Is the Bible no longer comes up. - When you search Genesis X3, it used to be the Bible. - What came up for me is I look up Genesis X3 bracket, it's Genesis X2 bracket. - That happens to every year. - That's tough. - You can't, the SEO doesn't update until next year. - Genesis is SEO is horrible. - I don't know why it's like-- - I don't think Genesis, I think it's a start GG problem. - You see that competitor that popped up? - Oh yeah. - There was ads for Genesis. - What was it? - I don't remember what it's called, which is funny. 'Cause they had an ad, but it's an ad and it's just like, it's people shit talking start GG, but they just censor start GG. - Oh my God. - But everyone knows who they're talking about. - That's like fuck, bur-bur-bur-bur-bur-bur. - They imagine not having an app, imagine what? - Oh my God. - And it's like a bracket app. - I remember, 'cause Leah, our friend worked there for so long, and then she would like go to Termins as a representative and stuff, and it would, she heard it, that a thousand times a term, why isn't there an app? - Oh wait, this guy, he worked there. - Yeah, he worked there. - I mean, he had an app. - And the answer from these fucking freaks, these Silicon Valley molded freaks, was the API's open. You could just make an app. - Oh my God. - It was a free market answer. - Oh my God. - And it's like, no one wants to do that. Just make a fuck an app. Just do it, just do it. And to this day, there's not an app. - Yeah, I don't get how they're a company. - And they got sold to Microsoft, which is the goal of any VC in tech. - Yeah, I don't get why Microsoft said that, I guess. - I don't know, maybe they got dumped, right? They're no longer Microsoft? - I think that Microsoft still owns it. - There's no reason not to still own it. - I thought that happened. - I don't know, maybe. - What the fuck do I know about technology and business? - You don't know shit about technology. - A lot of technology. - You don't fucking talk shit on yourself like that. You don't fucking a lot about it. - I fucking needed that to it. - I'm against you. You don't know shit. - This is my new, this is actually my new business model I'm working on. - Okay, what is it? - It's like, you a, you're fucking grandma walks in. She's like, what are you doing? You're going to heaven if you keep doing that. And I'm like, I bought it on eBay. And I'm like, oh, a pair of grandma fucking come try it. And that's the biggest jealous. - Dude. - What do you, (laughing) I'm fucking, fucking try this grandma. - You want Shark Tank doing that? - Yeah, I want Shark Tank. I'm like, I don't even say Sharks. - Definitely, he's just like, I'm walking in. - I'm like, yeah, they're passing it out to me. - You have to somebody else's. It's Jackie Chan's gonna do any celebrity. - That's actually not a bad idea. Any celebrity's hand, they sell just the likeness of their hand and turn it into one. - I had a beauty of two guys and the first guy goes out and he goes, watch this. And he pulls up Porny Jerk's off and it takes him like 45 minutes of bust. - He's like a minute 20, he's crying. - And then the other guy's like, now with our new Jackie hand. And it's like 30 seconds to bust. - And it's the same guy, so he's already already doing that. - And that's your little's band. (laughing) And then Kevin's like, you bust that quickly. - You bust that quickly. - So how many loads have dropped in this past year? - We're dropping a million loads in one year. - And we're going to take that to drop 8 million next year. - A million loads in one year. What's your overhead? (laughing) - Cost about 150 per load, but we sell it for five. - What? - In this marketing, is it like the ad for it? Grandma's in it? Or is grandma a part of the experience or something? - Well, well, I didn't remember this grandma coming in. - What? - Grandma. - Fuck you, I remember that. - You just said it. - Fuck you. - Grandma, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, God. - It's like a hyper mode, it has like a new hyper mode. - Right. - Hyper, hyper grandma mode. - This one hurts. Can't stop looking it off. I'm not even holding it anymore. - Okay, I got an idea. I'd got an idea. It's an application you put on your desktop or your phone. And it's called grandma mode. - It's called grandma mode. - On ironically, you guys are having the same conversation Elon does when it comes with like Tesla gadgets. - No. - Grandma mode, and it can't go over 25. - Yeah, that's what he would say. But mine is grandma mode. - It's called toggle mode. - And in the car, show us your memes. (laughing) - I hate that guy so much. - It's grandma mode and every time you activate grandma mode and everything turns into normal shit. So your grandma doesn't have a fucking heart attack. - It turned on the fucking neural chip in her brain. When she walks in when you're jacking off, she sees you breathing the Bible. - That's cool. Yes. It's like a black mirror. It's just like rewrites what you're watching. And so you're just like jacking off. (laughing) - Just jacking off. - And she's looking right at you. - And you're kind of like, "Hey grandma, it's reading the Bible!" - And you got your jacket, your jacket on. - What are we calling it? - It's the jacked hand. - The jacked hand. - You're jacking hand, like you did your grandma walks in. You're like, "Oh my God, it's crazy." - And you just hit the stare at her while you do it. - And you're like, "Hey, grandma, what do you see?" - "Hey, hey, hey." - Do you see me reading the Bible? - You know what I'm saying? You don't have to stop. - You don't have to stop. - You get to stare at her. - I don't think you get to say that. - You get to say that. - I didn't say you get to stare at her. - Well that's what the box says. - You get to stare at grandma, do you guys, I feel like, I don't know how I'd say that. - It's a good idea. - Yeah, but I'd have to be the ambassador. - Well, you know, you don't have to be a part of this. - And that's the thing when you guys can't do this. You need an in-bred on the team, otherwise it's just fucked up. - That is true. - It's really fucked up. - It's your fucked-up eyes tone. - The company site, and it's like resident in-bred and co-founder. - Yeah, and it's this red bull, but fat guy picture, and his eyes are-- - Mine's like this. - It's like the inventor of the grandma, and it's orange, and it goes, "Grandma, no!" - And the O's get smaller. - I think this is a really good idea, and I'm ready to invest as much as I can. - We need you to invest. $5 in the Patreon will go directly towards R&D. - Hey, Shark Tank for streamers, and they invite on fans to pitch a stream idea. And if it's good enough, they do it with the fan. - Happened horrible idea. - Really? - Yeah. - Who did it? - I a lot, Twitch did it, I think, Dog Dog did it. - Oh my God, yeah. - I think I remember the "Wobby" one. - Yeah, there's just a few Shark Tanks, but it's streamers. - I haven't watched "Wobby's Streamer" like a really long time, and I was just on Twitch, and it was like in my recommend, and I clicked it in. And the first thing he said was a very slime-widdy thing, like it was very-- He had like a little, like, rage at chat moment, that I thought it was so beautiful. - Really? I'm gonna tune a "Wubbymore" if I like this guy, but like he. So I'm a guy in chat posted like a my girlfriend. Like you're the line for what I'll show my girlfriend. Like Pismina like that. - Sure. - And he was like, to be honest man, if I'm the line, what do you talk about with her? (laughing) He's like, I'm not saying break up with her. But like what the fuck do you guys even talk about? If I'm the line, the craziest thing in the world. - Like what if like can you even show her me? If I'm the line? - That's just cool. - I like that 'cause in the streamer's mind, the disease streamer's mind. You can either look at that, not say anything, or say something back to it, how you feel in the moment. And he chooses the second thing. And that's beautiful. And I appreciate that. Speaking of dude, I tried to talk to Ron. I tried to talk him off the ledge. - About what? - Oh yeah, I saw that. - Did you tweet it? - Ron. - Ron's been going through it bro. - He tweeted on his burner. And he said, all that happens bro, as people just make funny me on IG and stuff, no matter what I do, and it's so brain dead. It's so brain dead. Dipper, can you pull my response? - Okay. - Our response is Ron. I said, your medium is one where you implicitly solicit ridicule. - You already lost him. See, that's the problem, right there. - Right there, he's like, that's three episodes of "Message to All Friends." (laughs) - He's like, what the fuck is he? - So this is ridicule. - Sorry, get in here. - And fighting against that is a full time job. I'm speaking from experience. If you wanna be an RS, make some art, but streaming will never earn the type of respect that you seem to be looking for. Same thing happened with Kai, Namaste, Ron. - Racist. - That's not racist. - You said Namaste to an Indian man. - He's not Indian. - He literally is. - From where? - India. - Really? - Yeah. - I based from New Jersey. - I think his roots are in India. - Well, so are mine, anyway. I tweeted this out, Ron deletes a tweet. - Whoa. - I think I struck a nerve, but I wasn't trying to. I was trying to tell him, I have the same problem, Ron. I work in a medium where it's invite, you invite people to be ridicule you. - I don't know. - You say no, don't do it. - I don't know if you're statement's even correct though. - I think it is. I actually don't think if you're an artist who makes art, you are absolved of implicitly solicited a ridicule. - I don't think you are, however. I think the streamer, as a medium, you are basically saying the medium itself, and you can compare this. The streamers are just mainline YouTubers. There's a difference between how the fan default decides to interact with you. And you invite this sense of, "Hey, what's up, motherfucker? I'm gonna make this guy talk." YouTubers don't have that problem to that degree. Everyone has a two degree. - I think it's just because the medium is attached to the feedback. - Of course. - But if you were to seek the feedback in other mediums, YouTube or otherwise, you would see, I think, a similar-- - But it's exponentially diminished. - Just because there's exponentially diminished replies. - Disagree. - Sometimes there's more comments than you should. - There's less comments than chats, always. - What did you say? - Always. - You're fucking talking stupid. - You're stupid. - You're talking stupid to me. - I think the only people, I'm trying to think who don't get flak. What do we goore and sin? - Who the fuck is that? - He, composer. - Composer, he's done, he's done the movies. - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's done the movies. - Yeah. - He don't get flak. - No one is immune to flak. All aren't immune to flak, okay. - How? - Why? - No, probably not in that community. - There's probably like, oh my God, again, we're talking about him. - Real shit. I'll probably, within the other composers, they're probably talking bullshit about him. - Do you do a Twitter search on Ludwig Goronson, like, with like a mean, like, socks or like. - Yeah, yeah. - Having socks. - Ludwig Goronson, pet it. - Well, I don't know. What? - No socks. - I don't know. - Ludwig, petify. - Yeah. - That would be Ludwig, petify. - He would come first right away. - He's molesting the music. - Mo with the mu. He's molesting the music. - He's got a sob. - Mo with the mu. - Oh my God. Well, he's looking for that. I walked to the office today. It's Ludwig and Michael are like doing Chinese lessons 'cause they're going on the trip. - They're talking about him. - And Zipper told me he was like, dude, I walked by and it was just this moment where Ludwig is like, how you say scary? And the person teaching them was like, didn't really know what that meant. And then Michael went, ah! And then Zipper was like, yeah, it was like a five second piece of a sitcom that I was just watching. But anyway, I walk in, it's just Christian and Kelby here. I go, what's up, Ch almost. Kelby says, what's up? - I think Christian says, I'm not responding to that. - Yeah, rational. - It was such a good reaction. - Yeah, you can't enter like that. - Yeah, but Kelby said, what, how's it going? - It's not on Kelby. You're the one who said the weird thing. - Kelby Christian. - You're like telling the story to make Kelby seem weird. You entered a room saying, what's up, Ch almost. - I'm more saying that Christian reacted so clean and Chris. - Yeah, because Christian's money is fuck. - He's more like a fuck. - Yeah. - You guys, you get all two things on top of a face. You guys see that someone broke into their house on stream. - I saw it, but I didn't click it. - 'Cause I don't believe any titles anymore. And it was just like fake. - It was just fake, not real. - Well, a dab was going to come to PSL. And he texted me, he's like, sorry, I can't come. Someone broke into our house. - Oh, it was real. - It was real. Yeah, the guy just walks on stream by, like, see. - That is clean. - He goes, look at him. He just walks like he's looking at the room and then walks out. - Dude, imagine a hitman mission where you have to kill a streamer. And you have the option of breaking their neck while they're alive. That'd be crazy. - Give me this one, look. Give me the next bit. - What? - You can't talk about breaking it. - Oh, I'm just saying is a hitman mission. They do shit like that. Hitman makes missions all the time where you, like, do crazy shit. - What's a little too real? - It's a little too real. You're literally, there's in Hitman 2, I think you're in the White House or contracts. - How about this? - A hitman mission. You've got your grandma, what do we call it? The Jackie Hand. You've got your Jackie Hand and you gotta find someone to fucking give it to you. - You gotta kill him with your Jackie Hand. - You gotta jack them to death. - You gotta jack them and fucking death. And then grandma walks in, you gotta make sure you're doing it. 'Cause otherwise she's gonna see what they're actually doing. - She's jacking off. - Wait, I guess they're already jacking off, yeah. - How about you have to feed Grandma the Neurochip before? So you have to dress up as a chef, yeah. - The first one, you're like, "Wait, why is this a mission? "I don't, and then you'll fern later in the game." - Oh, yeah. - And what you actually know to reverse 'cause the Jackie Hand shows you jacking someone off. So grandma thinks you're seeing that, but you're killing them. - Yes, exactly. And so you're able to do it in broad day. And then you do it, you jack the guy to death and fuck, come, fuck everywhere. And then you extract exfiltrate. And they say, "Good job, 47." - I was watching a, a dad was teaching Maya how to play nazi zombies. And they're in black ops 2. And they're in the pregame lobby. And some, if black ops 2 is like one of the most modded call duties ever. It's really easy if you know someone's game or tag to like just ruin their life. And some guy joins their fucking game. And his name's like the internet criminal. And that was like, "Oh, fuck no, who the fuck is that?" - No. - And both their ex boxes immediately freeze. - Wait, he knew it was him? - I don't know, like he was just kind of like, they saw his name and he didn't invite him in the lobby's clothes. - I see, I see. - Like no one is allowed to join the lobby in this guy's in any way. Maya definitely didn't invite him. And both their ex boxes immediately freeze. They have no controls anymore. So they both shut their ex boxes off, turn them back on. Guy re-joins, his game or tag is different now. It's now just ADAPS IP address. - Oh my God. - One minute later, his holder that goes down. (laughing) - Dude, Maya turns into a mosaic on stream and he's like, "Oh, fuck no." - He's been there too. - And they just had to end the stream. - Yeah, that doesn't sound fine. - Maya was like, "You know what, though, like this is kind of the genuine 2016 experience." That's what playing that game was like. - No, that's worse than that. - No, if you played Black Ops League Play, that's exactly what it was like. - I mean, yeah, but the streaming aspect changes it. - For sure, it happens a lot quicker and a lot more targeted. But internet don't go down in a minute normally. - But Black Ops too introduced like a competitive, it was the first quality to have a built-in competitive mode where you could form a team. You could literally in-game make a team logo. And that team would have a rank. And it had to be those four players to have that rank. You couldn't put it random person. And you would go and you'd play people and you'd look on the leaderboards. And if you look at their match history and they all had their last game was less than a minute long, you're like Dodge, just get out. They're gonna hit all of us offline. - Okay, so they're the criminals. - Yeah, they're just booting people offline for the wins. They could be number one on the leaderboard. - Right, so was the whole game or was it just in that mode where there was the Resident Evil 2 man who just appears sometimes and ruins your life? - Just that mode, yeah. - Every once in a while, you get in a public lobby and whoever the host was, your IP address would be bouncing around the screen like text. But it wasn't necessary. Back then, no one knew what to do with the IP besides the guy who had it. And he was like, whatever, I'm joining 20 lobbies a day. But League Play is where like, yeah, you join and then your internet would just shut off for 20 minutes. And you'd be like, great. - Dude, there was this issue going on with IRL Toolkit, which is like the service a lot of streamers use to basically like go live without the stream if it crashes, shutting down all the way. There's like a little cloud service that keeps it running. - You like puts up the weight screen, right? - Yeah, you can change scenes. You can have a weight screen if it's just sound whatever. So it can be convenient in that sense. - And then Tim's left who is on devices. - And Tim can use it to fuck around and show super exploding himself in the other with a bed. But for a while, like a good two month period, it was just getting fuck it fucked with. It was shit in the bed. - I remember this. - It was very like streaming university, right? - Yeah, that's when it started. But it kept going like kind of sporadically. Where like servers were shut down, streams would f, and it would be due to Toolkit. Like if you were to use normal direct to twitch streaming, that would be better. And that's crazy 'cause like you pay for this. I was like, I was getting fucking annoyed at this. So I talked to Nico because Nico's like, you know, he's the knower. - I remember he explained it to us once. It was right before the when we did the food stream. - Yeah. - He was like hearing about how rockets are made. - It was, he just knows so much about this shit. He's so confident when he talks. [BLANK_AUDIO]
If you say something wrong to him, he'll just be like, no, that's not right. That's actually this. - So I explain, I'm like explaining my problem to him, and he's like, he's like, yeah, Brazilian kid. Oh my God, I remember this. - I'm like, what? - Yeah. - And he's telling me how this is not an issue with toolkits. It's not like toolkits getting targeted, but like there's Amazon cloud services and Google cloud services that are being targeted by one Brazilian kid. And he's just like, solo taking down chunks of their servers. - This is your squad vibes. - And I'm sitting there and I'm like, me going possible. One Brazilian kid could not do this because then what have you got 10 Brazilian kids? - You're telling me Dingo Bell is doing this shit. Chef's a barber shop. - So for a look on Dingo Bell, please. - And he's like, he's like, yeah, it's one kid. One kid's doing all this. And I'm like, well, how do you stop it? And he looked at me serious. He goes, I don't think the kid's going to be around for a long time. I was like, what? I was like, Amazon agents. He's like, he's like, he's like, you don't fuck, you don't fuck with the money. - Yeah, I guess if you molest the money, the CIA will fucking set it with a German accent. - Holy shit. - He said it was a German accent. - And you don't fuck with the money, especially Amazon. - I think they knocked a back. - He said it would come for you. - It's going to be a little deeper. - It will come for you. - It's a little too, it's a little too polish. - Giving a mission. - It's Arnold. - Dingo doesn't talk to me. - He's giving you a mission. - How do we find the right one? - It's right there. It's the right side. - The right one right there. It's right there. - What is this? - Of the Budmass remix? - That's what you look good. - Is this the guy taking that fucking, I don't know where this guy is. - This is the second time we've shown this. - Yeah, it is. - We've done this on the show before. - Well, now he's a criminal. - Who Dingo Bell? - Yeah, he did, well he's a dead criminal. - He's a dead criminal. - He's a dead child criminal. He was on Cloud Flair and now he's dead. - I gotta get my hair like that badly. - Dude, I was thinking that I need to do some shit to it and that might not be a bad guy. - That in your hair. - You used to do it. Do you remember this? - You used to, yes, I used to let me do fucking anything on the street. - You used to tie me up, bleach it, and cut it. - Yeah, now you don't fucking use to look bad too. - You used to ask him to do it, bro. - I know, but I'm saying like, he didn't, like look at the haze here. - Not busy either, sir. (laughing) - You want me to cut this? - 'Cause here's money as a fuck. - It's perfect. There's not a wrong area. - And it makes you wonder what drove him to be the criminal that he became against Amazon Webster. - He's definitely singing, this is in the barbershop, right? - It looks like the part of the mouse pad you put your wrist on. (laughing) - It does like very comfy for the bone right here in my hand. - It's got a red hue. - Do you remember World's greatest? I think it was one or two. - By one, yeah, where we played CS, and then it-- - It did us, did I see it? - The theory was that, 'cause it kept getting did us, and there was like protections at off-brand, but then I remember LD was like, I think genuinely the Russian kid who is doing this is just gonna go to bed, and then it stops. - Yeah, Lizard Squad took out the PlayStation network for an entire winter break. We just couldn't play fucking lizard squad. - Back in the day, there was like a hacking, anonymous hacking group called the Lizard Squad. If I remember there, their profile picture was like like a gentlemanly lizard with a hat on, and they famously hacked the Sony network and took down PlayStation. - Did they like dump data? Was that a big deal with that? - Probably, I don't remember that part, but you just, yeah, that's it. - And you just couldn't play PlayStation all winter break. - That's what an amateur Dota team slogan was? - Yes, yeah, with like a couple of old pros. - Type hacking. - Wow. - And yeah, I think some of them ended up getting caught and going to jail. - How long you go to jail for that shit? - Go down. - I think it depends on how many people you made mad. - The thing is, like, it's not-- - Bomb threats! - Ah, a couple of bomb threats. - What? - It's a big deal. - What's a big deal? - Julius Kivimaki, Vinny Omari. - Yeah, one of them was 19. - Zachary booked up from Maryland. - So what I was saying? Like, it really just takes a 17 year old with enough time and effort to do this. - What are profile users, FBI are losers. - That's tough. - I like that. - But yeah, we spent a winter break very afraid of lizard squad on Xbox. - We were like, please, don't fucking ruin Xbox. - So what, we were scared of them just ruined, like, not being able to play the game. - Literally taking down lives. - Right, right. - And then we couldn't play Xbox all summer. - To watch movies together, can play Xbox. - Yeah, actually, it was just like, please, don't fuck. And back then, there used to be like, every once in a while, you'd get a friend request from a guy and his gamertag would be like, extremely OG. Like, his gamertag would be like, would be like, he just had the gamertag detox. - Yeah, like, one word. - One word or something. Something he clearly hacked to get, which was like his, he's wearing the badge of Ima Hacker. And he'd message you and be like, hey, you should add me so I can protect you. And the implication was that he's gonna hack you if you don't add him. 'Cause if you're like a known person in the community, he like wants to be on your friend's list. But he like knows enough to like drain your PayPal account. - Dude, that's racketeering. That's literally the mob going to the coffee shop and being like, you pay us, we protect you. - Did you racketeering? - Back then, I should have asked to adapt that. Maybe I did. But like, if you go to like a phased member's friend's list and you look through, you'll see a couple like one word gamertag's and you're like, oh, that's their protector. That's their guy, they're afraid to die about it. - Do they have to pay him the big? - No, they pay the friendship. - The payment is having the friend. - The payment. - I would charge big. - You only had, if you have that high status of a friend, you don't, right? Like you're not charging Frank Sinatra's, you know, karaoke bar. - You just Frank Sinatra wanted to end up fucking full of 7,000 bullets? - No. And that's the big. - Yeah, that's the big, okay. You're only allowed to have 100 friends on Xbox Live. So like when people, when you get into lobbies, people would just like open and look at your friends like a trophy case and they'd be like, oh my God, you have so and so added. - You guys would be one of my hundred. - Really? - Fucking mean that. - Yeah, I do. - I do fucking mean that. - I don't know if I could delete someone for you. Lucky. - You couldn't delete someone. - Not single person. - I don't know, I don't know. - Full hundred. - No, it's tough, man. - Yeah, but I get it, but you could find one. - Because every time you delete someone for someone else, it's like, I had to delete someone for that person, right? So I guess that was at one point, like an avatar, you can look through all the lives that it is. - You got little Jeff, zero zero one on yours? - No, I don't think I got little Jeff. I can check, I might still have a little Jeff. - Dude, that's honestly such an honor. Like, I'll delete Jeffery Epstein's Xbox Live account for you, bro. I'll make room and that one will go. - Dude, I got beef with the fucking, you guys see phased rugs back to trick-shotting? - No. - In the end of the timeline? - I didn't know he was ever at-- - He made it in a chatting, in it? - Yeah. - He was like, one of the really good ones. - Really? - Yeah, yeah. - I didn't know that. I just knew he was in phased, I didn't know that. - He's like one of, I shouldn't say one of the few, but like, he joined phased off like the merit of clips. - He was no phased fakey. - I guess I guess not. - But he was close. He was close. - Respect to rug. - Respect to rug. - Respect to rug. - But he made a montage. They've been playing Xbox 360 and like, getting clips and stuff. And I'm at home, I'm playing the team death match, which is not search and destroy. And I join a lobby. I get pulled into their search and destroy lobby. So they're modding so that anyone who queues the game gets pulled into their lobby. So they can guarantee that they have a lobby, which I know this existing. But I was just kinda like, god damn it. - That's selfie. - I'm like, why am I going to wait until you hear that? This is why I have beef with it. Back at trick shouting is very like skateboarding. It's like there's, you can't just do the trick at a spot. There's a lot of unspoken like rules and like there's an element of steas and style and like, oh you did it this way. You didn't land bolts, that's lame. Or you didn't, you know, you blah, blah, blah. There's all these like unspoken rules. So they're playing in a way where they all have, none of them have stopping power pro on, which is like the perk you have to have so that people die in one shot. And I'm like, what the fuck are they doing? Until I got on the other team. 'Cause when I got pulled in their lobby, I got put in the other team. They're modding so that all the enemies only are one HP. And they're going for trick shots and they're hitting how the clips and they're posting clips like, look at the fucking bang or I slapped today. - This is an expose. - And I was like, I'm like, we're modding HP now? - I'm gonna wait so instead of stopping power, what do they have? Like, wait and cold blooded. So they're not on UAVs or like, you can't be kill street. And they're fucking noob tubing. And then one man arming back to their sniping class. And I'm like, brothers, it's enough. Can it be enough that we're getting people in the lobby? - So you're calling out phase rug. - I'm calling 'em out a little bit. - Phase rug is kind of, but fake in the fuck. Did he admit this though in the videos? He like, I don't, they're not saying it in the video. - It's on the description. - No one's saying it, no. - But Wallace, right here on the art podcast, phase rug lowers the rim and pretends he's brown for hours. - It's called a, what are they calling it? There's like this big what, so I've been keeping, I've been keeping up against my will because Twitter only shows me that now, which is better than ISIS beheadings. They've corrected that. - Well, it's ice beheadings now. - Let's go. There's a war right now between like OGs and like new gens. And they're basically fighting about like, new gens are fucking using mod menus to get on top of the map and going for infinite attempts. Whereas like OGs are using the glitches required to get on top of the map, to get your one attempt on a real player who works it, Amazon, and this is somewhere in the middle where it's like, well, we're not fucking cheating to get our clip, like our nosecoops aren't hacked and we're not using mod menus to get on top of the map. But it's also like, but you are. - You're still lowering the rim somewhat. - Yeah, we could just be doing it through. - It's not a six-fold rim, but it's like eight. - Yeah, it's eight, yeah. But we could just queue and play and you could get a hit marker and that sucks. And that's kind of the beauty. Is that sometimes you don't get the kill and it kind of sucks. - And all this is happening while these ancient Xboxes are just wheezing. - They're screaming. - They're just, they sound like fucking aircrafts just on the tarmac going, but if I get struck might you go a little bit off the back of that 1DM you got. I joined their lobby and immediately the first thing that's someone on the un-rugged team says through the Xbox mic, which I don't have so it comes out my TV or my screen.
goes, "There's no way that's fast nine." - Yo, look at you. (laughing) - That's like, there's no way that's Hollywood Jones in the court. - That's a short movie that I can't be him. - I can't be him, here's it. Hollywood Jones, I'm the billboard. - Can I say something now that he's gone? - Say it. - Can I say something? - Yeah. - I'm sick of the way you guys treat me. - Okay. - Just because I can't message that good. - Yeah, you mess it. - You mess it. - You mess it horribly. And the worst part is is that you don't even pick one place to do it. Like, you'll sometimes send me half a message over text and half of it on Discord. - I feel like that's not that weird 'cause then you can look at both and then put 'em together. - Don't you think that defeats the purposes of messages? - What are you saying? - 'Cause here's the thing. I kinda get what you're coming from because the phone is one purpose and Discord's a very different purpose. And you wish that you could tolerate both in the one place. - And I wanna ping you on both because maybe you're on your phone and then on your computer. And that's why I put half the message on the phone saying pod and then on the Discord, I'll say 230. - I think what you need is something that takes all of the different ways we try to get a hold of you and just puts it in one little thing that you could check. And you run, you would run a business better that way. - I always think you can just get better friends that are not true. - I'm thinking today's episode is brought to you by QuoSpellQUO, the smarter way to run your business communication. - This seems like an ad read. I just feel like I need friends who understand me. - Let's dive right into the Quo read. Quo is the number one rated business phone system on G2 with over 3,000 reviews built for modern teams. You have a modern team. - Modern teams. - Modern teams. - My find my team to be a bit chug-y at times, but yes. - You don't have a chug-y team. - My team's a bit chug-y at times. - Your team does their job. - Show yourself. - One 90,000 businesses from solo operators to growing teams rely on quota state connected. So when you go to China, you can rely on quota state connected with your business. - I just want to stay connected with my friends. I feel like they don't reply to me a lot. - Well, I'll try to reply to you more, but you know, you realize that your team can handle calls and texts from one shared number. And everyone sees the full thread and making replies faster and customer feedback. - I joined in no texts refused. - You're gonna break it. - Right. - No texts refused. - I texted you all weekend on three different apps because I needed a response from you about a real thing and you didn't respond to any of that. - Well, it's 'cause they're all separate. I didn't know how to consolidate them. - Well, Ludwig, make this year, make this the year where no opportunity and no customer, which you do a lot, slips away. Try quote for free plus get 20% off your first six months when you go to quote.com/theart. That's q-u-o.com/theart. Whoa, no missed calls. - No missed customers. - That's funny. We're Jackie Henneth and slip away either. - Jackie Henneth. - Jackie Henneth. - That's cool. - And so I'm feeling on top of the world right now. - That's gonna be hopping in a Minecraft lobby in 10 years. - In gold. - You're like, gold's different now. - You're sweating your ass out. - That's the way that's Chaudwig. - There's no way that's Chaudwig. - He was gold back then. - He was the first low cow. (laughing) Then there was an army of low cows. - Dude, I saw that, I think I said this last week but I forgot, but Ludwig reduced the amount of people that surrender by the player base. - Yeah, I saw that. - That's so cool. - It's really, it's actually one of the coolest effects you've had on a game. - Yeah, maybe the only one. - Dude, I tried the player base tripled. - That's also whatever. But it's the fact that people became tenacious because of you. - Yeah, so. - You inspired tenacity. - I think it's a temporary thing. - You think so? - I think the, I've seen the tenacity win. - You know who doesn't have waning tenacity? Liam King's TV. - He's, no, forfeit guy, no. - I've never seen him so mad on that stream, bro. - Dude, he's had this issue where he gets so angry 'cause the microphone's very angry because there's a lot of RNG. And although it affects both of you, it feels bad 'cause you just wanna execute the route you've learned. So when you die to RNG or even your own folly, you feel bad, you feel dumb. - What's the example of dying to RNG? - Like, it could be, there was a clip yesterday, Liam's playing. It's a treasure bash and he's like building up, you have to build up to it. And there's like a pretty typical route. Just the way that it was built is there was like a little ceiling just above where you're supposed to go. And you looked at the clip, this pig runs like 15 blocks, falls down, hits him while falling. Knocks him into the lava, like just as a suicide kill. The pig's fucking dead. - The pig goes for the crane shot. - And hits. - Just fucking hits it. - Banger. - And he fucking dies in the lava so reset his whole world. - I don't know, pigs attack. Is that specifically, are they the nether? - If you don't wear gold, they hate you. - Yeah, very, yeah. - Also if it's a brute, they hate you no matter what. - There's no brute's on you. - Oh, there's no brute's on you. - Maybe this is your jersey too. - Yeah, I actually had a very similar one. I was in a bastion and then I covered it up to get a chest. Like, it's fine, but I didn't notice there was one square block in like this five by seven cell that I built. I opened the chest and just pouring out, comes like so many pigs. - Oh, because you opened the chest. - Yeah, I opened the chest and they got mad and just pouring out of this one corner hole that like, like a dispenser. And I'm just stuck, I'm just fucking stuck there. - And you can't, so I've watched a little bit of yours where like you make a hole and throw gold into it. What is that for? Is that just to distract them? Or do you get something out of it? - They trade, they trade. There's like a certain amount of items they can trade and you're looking for a few of them. So I'm hoping to get like, - How do you see what they're trading? - They just spit it back out. - Oh, they spit it out. - Yeah, they eat their junk and then they throw junk in it. - Oh, what a strap. - They just got in their pants a little bit. - I saw you grinding like a section that was like basically only doing that. - Yeah, just bash maps. - Oh, is this it? - This is a different one, but he's, yep. Okay, yep. - This face, he gets so fucking mad. - He's all trading hole, he gets knocked off. - Yeah, that's just how it goes sometimes. Look at him get his pickies in his hole. - That's a great farm, right? - Yeah, it is an awesome, yeah. - Oh, I see it, you see him. You can see him, right behind him. You couldn't, when he F3, you could see it. - There is F5, and that's a full reset. - That's a skill issue, you didn't see it. - And by the way, by the way, you know he's playing in this game? - What? - Me. - No way. - He's against me. - That's how he'll count. (laughing) - Oh my, did you win? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let's go. - He's also doing the same strap, to broadcast it 'cause it's annoying. Yeah, it's been quite an era. - But Minecraft rules. - Minecraft's fucking cool. - I've discovered it, it took me years. - Dude, it's funny because I have, people say I know more about the game as a whole than you. Because like, you don't, you just play this single version of it, but I'm like with Bornebus. We're like finding it. - I mean, I basically have only ever gone to melee tournaments and you've played like, adventure mode for hundreds of hours. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know all the trophies. - I know, I know, I know, I know the trophies are. - And you know about like, those little ghouls in the Legend of Zelda area that kind of drag their feet around. - Did you know, there is a mob that spawns in the sky at night if you have not slept for days. - Yes, yes, I do know about that. - I found out about that at the other night. - What? - Yeah, it's called a phantom? - A phantom, yeah. - And you have to kill it for phantom scales to repair your light drive, which he didn't know it was. - It's fucking great. Guess what the electric does. Guess what it does. - You fly? - You fly. - Yeah, you fly. - And you can only get it after killing the underdragon. That's, I'm gonna do an apple like episode where I go find Barnabas 'cause I'm stealing hardcore in Barnabas. - I don't think it's true by the way. - What? - You can only get it after killing the underdragon. - Maybe, maybe you can teleport. I think it. - I think you can just bridge over, no? From the end? - No, 'cause there's the portals that have to open up. - But you don't have to use the portal. I think you can bridge. - That'd be crazy. - I think. - I find Barnabas. I found what you told me is that he, I can't turn him back into a cartographer. - It's like a thousand blocks. - Yeah, so you can, yeah. - But I'm gonna talk to Barnabas's brother at this, there's another village right near the one that he lives at, and it's two invilages. It's like St. Paul and Minneapolis, and I'm going to talk to Barnabas's brother. They're not on good terms. - No, I gotta bridge that capital. - And I'm going to make him an advanced cartographer, Woodland Mansion. I'm getting my get back. - Whoa. - I'm excited. - And it's hardcore so I can die. - So you're not giving up, you're playing a hardcore world now. - Yes. - This is like probably the most popular thing you can do in Minecraft. - I mean, it's fucking awesome. I beat the game and I'm still, I'm still vulnerable. I mean, this is like the thing. It's like a thousand day hardcore world, and it's like, you know, somebody loses it, and it's like they, there was a, the other day somebody lost their hardcore world 'cause they had built that can you look up the sand, I don't know how to look this up. It's like giant sand cube hardcore world. They built like a 1,000 by 1,000 sand cube that they were going to use to drain the ocean. - Yeah. - Yeah, this is a thing. You know, I know Jack Zilla's autistic, it's because when he was like, when I play Minecraft, I build the cube. (laughing) Jack Zilla has done this exactly. - And the cube crashed his computer, and then he lost his world 'cause the cube was so big. - You can't revert. - You can do backups. You can have backups of your world if you wanted. - Oh, but I guess that should count as losing your heart. - It's hardcore. - It's hardcore you all. - It's hardcore. - I think if your game crashes, you're allowed a rollback. The game did it to me by nature. I didn't know what could do that. I looked 'cause I was such a good run. I was like, if this loads up and I'm dead for some reason and the nether, I'm never playing this game again. And then I loaded back up and back up with Barnabas. - There's been a couple times where there's that one guy who had a hardcore world for 11 years. - Right. - Finally died and you can just immediately see the look in their eyes of like, do I need to get a job now? (laughing) Like what does this mean for me? (laughing) - Hardcore is a life changer. - It's cool man. - I can do it. - Well then you all start 'cause you tried to do hardcore and you beat it. - Yeah, I beat hardcore, I'm saying I couldn't continue a hardcore world. - I just want to do a couple things. I want my get back on the mansion and that's it. - Yeah? - That's what they took me down. - You should get in the lecture. - I could get in the lecture. - I think you'd enjoy it. - But that's, I need to talk to Barnabas' brother and hopefully maybe even mend the rift between them. - They've a rift. - Oh yes. - Okay. - What do they wait you to say about that? - Well the ancestors, they really mettle in the villagers, you know, solo lives, right? Like there are more watchers. - Right, okay. - When they need to guide a hand, they might guide like they did with me. - Right. - But I had to craft the sword and the sword burned. - Is this it? This is the block man? - This is the block.
block man who's draining the ocean hardcore in hardcore. Yeah. Oh my God. So the idea is that what it crashes down and like it creates like a ripple effect. So basically he's going to break this sign, which is holding everything up. And then all of these sandbox are going to enter the water and then replace the water with sand. And then he can just break the sand and there will be no one going, right? He's just frozen. Oh my God. Yeah. The game is playing in his, he's just as frozen as it gets. Dude, my heart would be in my fucking chest. Oh, no. Wind. Oh, it's. It's fake. It's additive for dramatic effect. Awesome editing. You can see the dude. He's looking, he's looking at his life right now. Oh my God. The binary isn't working. When the binary isn't working. It doesn't feel good. Wow. Yeah. That's cool. But yeah, it's been fun. It's just the great game. They just made Legos and they put it. It is a great game. And, and you know what, I've, I don't know, my chat might have changed. There's CSU haters. Do you get that's why he had to announce he literally to sit, sit down and go, Hey guys, not going to be playing Minecraft for a little while. Don't be mad. I just hit the kiddos down. Don't be mad. A little bit gun. One bullet. Yeah. Cannot be used on yourself. Okay. Minecraft. Right. Melee. Oh, dude, there's actually so many similarities between the two. It's crazy. There's no, I wouldn't ask you this question. Steve's in it. So, sorry. Let me understand it. Is it the community, like the snow running again? The game cannot be played anymore. Wow. By you. By me. And we all know how well. By me, by you and everyone else. Wait, what? Okay. See, that's, if it's me and everyone else, I would shoot Minecraft. But if it was, it was just me, I would shoot Melee. Really? I haven't played Melee in a while. A year, bro. Yeah. Yeah. But like, you don't, you don't wait for that time where you got like the homies wedding. I do. I'll get on that set. Yeah. But that's not like I'd be willing to just sit back and watch. Yeah. No touch. No touch. That is willing to sit back and watch. I want to go watch it with you. I'll watch you. It's not much longer. You can play Minecraft. I'll watch you. I mean, look, I already said, I'm announced that I'm ending my arc. I'm ending on top. I think I had electric games like you would have never imagined. Dude, some, some that pissed me off about Ludwig, bro, is that he will be streaming that game or, or maybe even League of Legends. He'll say some shit to chatters that I would never say because they cross a line. Like what? You sent me one. What was that? I said, dude, he basically said, oh, that's cool. I hope you die in a drunk driving accident that I'm going to cause. And I'm like, I never said that. I keep it abstract, but it's mostly what? And I'm like, why am I the guy who's like the grumpy, crazy all the time? This is Oh, Ludwig with fucking Arya mogul doing goddamn Oh, and you're saying that? Why do you get away with it? Handsome, I've Hollywood Jones. I first out. He's like, like what? First up, I wasn't even that drunk driving. It wasn't drunk enough to call a drunk driving drunk driving. We call it tipsy driving, tipsy driving. Fung driving. Second, second. I should have dodged, right? Yeah. Dodged driver. You should drive defensively. Right. Did you have defensive? Christian dodges that. Kelbee does not. Dodged a car. You dodge ball. Hey, man. Yeah. I, what? I'm just saying it's, it's, it's an unfair standard. I'm the crazy guy. But you've crossed lines that I would, I have never crossed. Obviously, it's fake. Like recently, I've been telling chatters. I'm going to bomb your house with a beat might be 52. That's different. I don't have access to that. You have a car. Yeah, but I don't drink. Hey, months over. Shut up. I'm so mad. I'm so over guys. It's not fucking fair. We just know. We just know. We just know. No, but like we at the bar, we're going, I don't know, maybe a diet beverage. I don't drink either. Here's some coke zero. I hate Hollywood Jones. Dude, we were at the wedding and I come over with the, with the diet coax for you guys. I've never seen you light up so much. Oh my God. That was like, that was the nicest thing I think he's ever done for us. He foreshooked me. And I knew, and I knew your bevies. And I knew your bevies. He came with three drinks and their diet, two, two diet coax, one for us. And then it was so kind. It was very kind. I know as a viewer, it sounds weird. It's like he brought you soda. Like it's so normal. You don't understand. Ludwig just gave us a thing that wasn't expensive. I was just, he thought of us. I was just sitting there thinking of you guys. And I was like, they would love this right now. Holiday, no. You know who he didn't get on for was Aiden. I think your guys' relationship is getting fucked up and frayed at the seams. But that, no, you don't understand. That was even more stuff for us. Oh, I was amazing for us. It was nice for us. You know what they'll also like if Aiden doesn't get what you like. We like that. What would I get them? I don't know anything. It was something like, he seems like he'd want to sprite. Yeah, I wouldn't know. Well, like, what would you get them? You are at the bar. See, the thing is about your friends, you should know. So what do you get them? God, what do you get Aiden? I know it's a good question. I actually don't really. What's his drink? The choice. Yeah, fucking guy. If they have fucking Jasmine tea, iced. I think I didn't use them with Aiden. I think he would take any beverage that you give him and reply the same way. He would. He would. What is he actually deep down? He'll say, Oh, things and not drink it. He might take a sip and be like, Oh, I don't want that. And it's like, you might as well smash his fucking nose. I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't tell you if he'd want a beer. I don't think he'd want a soda. Maybe he'd want water. He fucking drinks, bro. He does like drink when it's time to drink. So where people got given like a champagne at the table and he was just, he was taking him. Yeah. He was saying the shampi's, but he don't drink that much when he drinks. He drinks enough to get drunk. He gets drunk. The Huggy man. I like the Huggy. He becomes a hug monster. So what drink? Oh, Jesus. You know what, Ludwig, and I'm going to say, I think it's an alcoholic drink. I'm not exactly sure which one. I think so too. I think it's an alcoholic drink. I think you would like if I brought him a gin and tonic. I think he feels he's not a G and T. I think he'd want like a light beer. He's not going to answer you. What about, what about like a, can I make my guess? Can I say, um, I'm a mosa? Mamosa. I'm a mosa. He's a woman. Is it a, is it a morning thing? Yeah. Oh, I don't know that. It's morning brunch. I don't know. It's orange juice. It put what people put fucking like a blue cheese in their alcohol. I don't know. What? Yeah. You can get like all of them blue cheese and your guy who's never drank. This is real. I heard they put like poop in it. There's a poop got this. They put a look up. Look up. Martini with blue cheese. He's the poop in the pee in the show them. I don't care about this show them. He's got a fucking answer. He's on a plane right now. Yeah. Yeah. That friend alert. I didn't, I thought he'd be before they got on. Thank you. A blue cheese dirty martini. That's AI. It's got three. It's got one results. He's getting good. The recipe has one review. This is getting. It's got one. No one is making this shit out. Oh my God. Someone I know is like dad ordered this. Yeah. Like one time. No, I don't really want. That's all right. I know it. Freak. And I literally looked at it. I was like, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, it's pretty weird. Who did that? I don't remember who did that. Did I have surgery tomorrow, boys? Dude, are you gonna? It's the same thing, but it's a little more complicated because it's on my left side of my heart. So I just want you to basically, I have one request. If I die on the table, you guys have to kill the ice coffee hour, guys. Swoobian. That's how you'd say on the left side in Chinese. It's on my swalbian. Swalbian. We'll be in. We'll be in. So you want us to let it kill you back up, but then go to jail for you have to go to jail. Well, if you do it, right? So we've just said it seconds ago, seconds ago you got mad at me because you said you told a viewer you would kill my drunk driving said, and now you're asking me to kill somebody on your best. Only if something happens. It's not even a random chatter whose identity. I don't even know. Do you think that makes it better? Yeah, because I couldn't feasibly kill them because I don't know them. Like when I say I kill you drunk driving. So what do you want me to do then? What is my fucking wish? No, this can be your death wish. It's just like a pretty big ask. I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Is it too big for you for my friends to lift? Can we sidebar about it? Can we sidebar? What are you thinking? Both. Both. I think one you want Mario or Luigi God. I don't want. It's a good question. Brother, I don't think we can kill either. I don't think I can kill. Okay. Well, how do we make the B.A. be why I think we did it? We tell them we're going to punch them beat them up. Okay. That's a good one. Sparrow. We could spar. We could agree to spar them. All right. We're good. So we've made a decision. Okay. We've agreed that we're going to spar them instead. Bar fight. It's a 2v2. Me and Ludwig verse both of them. Can we incorporate broken bottles and pull cues if they're in the bar. Of course. Yeah. It's a fucking bar. It's a bar. It's a bar. It's a real bar. It's easy. You know, it's like fair. It's like if they're not using a broken bottle. But I'm not going to be the first one. I'm going to hit him as hard as I can. If he goes down and his pulse is gone, that's okay. That's just how the bar fights. And if we die, I mean, we die. Sure. I mean, I appreciate that because I would never, I'm asking you guys for some sort of like, again, like cool. What can I ask why? This is your wish because you could wish for anything because they were rude to you in a context I didn't like. Right. So okay. Next question. Are there other wishes you would have if that never happened? Yeah. Uh, Colin and Samir. What about them? Them. They get them. Okay. Haven't they gone through enough? Let's. Yeah. Everyone's gone through a - They're home burned down. - They didn't live together. - They didn't.
homosexuals. They were at the time. They were choosing that lifestyle. Anyone living together is a homosexual. That's why it's called home. That's why I was a homosexual a joker like a year. And we were homosexuals for many years. Yeah, we were many. How many years fucking years my life joined as homosexuals. And that didn't happen. Well, I guess I would want you guys to to, uh, I don't know. It's so much harder for me to think of a actual. Go to I think I would want you to have the craziest mini golf experience of a lifetime. Wow, I put like a hundred bands on it. Yeah, like, yeah, like something crazy. The highest stakes mini golf tournament. The highest stakes, uh, it's slime, Anthony Bruno, race for the cure mini golf. We ran again to a higher D of Kamala golf. Only our homies can do it. It's like a two day event. Yeah. The race to remember 50 states, 50 holes. Wow. And we do one, one new golf course every state, one hole only. I like that. You got to sleep on the, on the course. Yeah, you got it. You got a urban camp. Yeah. And if you get caught, restart the run. Oh, no, you restart the run. That's false. Restart the run. That's just a lifetime. No, how about this? If you get caught, you have to go to another one in the state. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. Now this is a good stream. You get a bunch of streamers. Uh-huh. Everyone gets to design their own mini golf course. Okay. There's the hole that every streamer designs their own hole than all the other streamers play everyone else's holes. Oh, and it's 18 streamers playing it together. Yes. This is a good idea. It has to put up 10K. Yes. But here's the doing your holds. You can make your holds hard as you want because you also have to play it. You get to, like, when you do super marketer. You'd want to tech YouTuber side. Oh, yeah. You either William Osman's. You need the Michael Reeves. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was only them doing it would be cool. Yeah. Well, maybe it'd be too, it'd be too crazy at that point. You want some normal C. Yeah. Well, I'll be doing like one and there's my holes, the chis hole. Yeah. And come rains down on you as like cutting comes like on the course and it slows the ball down. My holes, the Jackie hole. You have to use the Jackie hand to put it. It's like the hand swinging towards you. Yeah. It's like you have to step here, pull your pants down. And you're just going to line up right with kind of where the hands at. What's your guys' dying wish? Let's say you were getting a heart emblazion for PVC's on your left side. I feel like you shouldn't give people like the code to the the Phil Flipper zero for you. Like you're telling them where to punch you. No, like that's exactly where I'm weekend. But I kill you. It's right here if anyone wanted my dying wish. That's a good question. I want I want you guys to all buy Xbox 360s and make accounts. And I want you to you want to wear fair to at least one two year together. One two year. It's all I want. I can do that and play that game. The day that I die, you have one month to finish all of one piece. The whole thing we do it together. You can do it together but you cannot do one pace. That is harder. Can't do one. Sorry. One pace. You have to watch all day. That's giving the filler. You have to watch the whole thing natty. 1200 apps. Is that for you? Genuinely harder than murdering two podcasters. It is about four hundred hours. It's murdering two podcasters but it's the guys watching. Actually, it's not feasible in a month. I know. Have you poop sock? No, it's not. Well, it is. I mean, it's 400 hours of 732 in a month. It was 162 hours a week. Yeah, there's 732 hours in a month. You do it. You can do it. Your brain would be nice. You might have like kids when you die. Yeah, so I mean, that's your problem, I think. But yeah. You might have to deal with it. That's your shit to deal with. I have one month to do it. Yeah, but to be fair, it's from where you're at. So if you're already like, you should have had it. I could start now. He's going to China on a bike, bro. We should start now. So if I watch all of one piece this year, and then you die, I don't owe you anything. You don't owe me anything. No. That's a good deal. No, you're good. That's because you like in the same sense that if we did a bar fight against the ice coffee hour guys, we don't owe him anything when he dies. If we kill them all, you won't. If we kill those guys dead, you fight him. If I punch one so hard, why are you doing that? His face vacuums to back and he no longer is all waking up hearing the words. I don't owe you anything when you die. I mean, no, the dead. I paid it. It's not, I mean, it's not it. Look, it's not about owing things. It's a wish. It's a, it's a want, right? No, you are. If you appreciate it, our friendship is friends to where I do feel like I owe it. Because, you know, I would do, I would play Xbox for you. I did my make mine a lot easier. Okay. He's fucked up. Sure. Yeah. I can do that really. You guys need to teach Lacey Geometry. Okay. What do you guys want to solve world peace? What is geometry? Shapes. Oh, it's like, it's like the mouth of shapes. Like is, calculate the third side of a, is the Pythagorean theorem geometry? Yes. I think that's, well, is it trigonometry, which is probably underneath geometry, the umbrella of geometry? Is that true? I don't think it's true. There's all triangles, but that's a theorem is A plus B equals C or whatever. That's the, okay. So that's trig. Yeah. It's a triangle, trigonometry. The biggest thing is where you started doing fucking cubes and shit. Well, he's saying it's only trigonometry. No, it's only trigonometry. No, I'm saying just a geometry. I meant geometry. Geometry is, so geometry is easier than trig. No, because it's more, but I thought you did trig after geometry. No, it just sounds like that. Okay. Because it does sound like that. It does sound like that. Geometry. Does it literally mean math of the world? Geography. Geography. Geometry. Geometry. Geometric is shape. Geo. But Geography. Geo. What is the Latin root Geo? It's a branch of mathematics concerned with properties of space. Geometry, along with arithmetic. What does Geo mean, zipper? Geo. Prefect. Can you just look up like what does the root Geo mean? Earth, land, or ground like Gaia, like the mother of Zeus. Give me a Geomancer in Final Fantasy. Gaia, Gaia birthed Zeus along with Poseidon in Hades after fucking Chronos. Before we get out of here, what does Geo mean in geometry? Do you have the same thing, bro? Learning is so cool. A, I was going to tell you some throw up. It's the same thing, bro. Earth measurement. Bro, I've kind of clutched that. No, you weren't bad out there at all. You didn't, you didn't, you weren't bad there. Let's go, dude. Yeah, so we teach lazy geometry. We just have to show him this. I'll show you Geometry. Oh, wait, no, I forgot the neural chip. You can't see it. Oh, my God, dude. You forget the chip. Oh, shoot. You just fucking bust. What are you doing? Why are you jerking inside? I'm going like this. I hurts. This is the premium episode, I guess. I said that was an hour and a half. You said no. Because it hasn't. It's been 60 minutes so far. Oh, I thought you gave us the thumb up. No, he said 60 minutes so far. He said 60 minutes so far. You see why I'm confused? He also said 60 minutes so far. Like when we're like 50. You know our parents like it's like what's Mario? Hey sweetheart, hey, what's up, sorry, I didn't have service. Wait, wait, wait, mute mute. Say give the gums 30 seconds. Give it wait What? Yes for 36. I need 30 seconds and then I'll talk to you. Don't leave the phone Okay, we're all at the bar. What do we order? Aiden? Everyone give your guests gin and tonic I'm gonna go light beer like a Modello or like Corona. Yeah, are we gonna ask him in the context of a wedding? Yeah Beer I think that's the right answer. What kind of beer you can't just say a beer. He has a beer. Yeah No, he doesn't want like that. You have the right answer. I think I'm switching to sprite. I want you with a sprite. Okay. All right, hey sweetheart Hey Hi Okay, if if we're at a wedding, let's say we're at like Ben's wedding like like we were a couple weeks ago and Someone gets up to get drinks for the table What would you prefer they get you without you needing to like ask or wait like what would you what would you want? Like Ludwig got us and got me a diet coke. What what is your drink? Can be anything at the wedding? Oh Just just default no questions asked probably but specifically out of wedding specifically out of wedding Like and Ludwig comes with a glass or whatever it is and you're like yes, she's probably just probably a beer Kind of beer important. Oh, man, I don't Kind of beer bro Like a like a You know like I'm a Madello or like I just Dude you just gave you just gave to Hollywood Jones everything He gave you out you know, I guess a gin and tonic And I said I said what I said Ludwig just has the right answer. So I'm gonna say sprite. Oh my god I'm such a well. He also nailed the beers. I made a bowl for me and I said it in the same order - I said Modello. Maybe Corona Yes, Ludwig the guy who fucking hates you. It doesn't like you knows you better than anyone I know you to a fucking tea, bro. I know every part of your body inside out Especially inside. So you're all right. So you're gonna have to deal with that. Okay, be safe on your way back Gin and tonic Okay, bye. Yeah, dude. I know him inside out. Yeah. You nailed him to the car. I nailed both beers. Isn't that crazy? Fuck both beers. That's crazy. Yeah, you you did This is all Jones episode. I've never even seen him that excited to know something about his friends I know that's a different guy. I did we need to create little games for him to win But it's just based on like knowing us We need episode two and Nick Paul's what you're saying. I don't think I won Nick Paul Who would I think did you who won? I don't even I don't remember I didn't get any It's not about who with the journey. Yeah, it's the journey. That's what people have to learn what the hell was the first one called Nick quiz Nick quiz and Nick Paul their different games are they yeah Nick quiz was the first one with with the briefcase of money and Nick ball was like wasn't about me. It was a game. I made you ever watch back like like a comedy Complations or something or like a some part of an old episode and you're like, I don't remember saying even close to anything like that Constantly today when you said the drunk driving thing I don't like that isn't even feel like I wouldn't say I would be like if you I caught you drunk driving I'd say give me the keys a week ago. I say give me the least the me of my 20s I don't even remember that guy. Yeah, I will say I when I hear myself say something back I'm like, well, he's spitting. I just don't remember it. Yeah, I like I often Completely forgot. I said that just so much I always know like when I say when I do say something I can feel that I've said it before like here specifically on the show and sometimes I just ignore that and go Someone this is someone's first episode who care I always like cut saying we've talked about that before because if I don't my brainwaves blowed. Yeah in a in a sort of a OCD context, but what can you do what I really like doing is saying something for getting it and then saying it again It's someone says you said that before and then I was like it must be a good thought. Yeah, I really wanted twice you covered your ass But then you'll digress Tyson tweet which we've also said on what is that maybe eight only skids on sand He cannot actually move so it's unrealistic not that one is the one where it's like the only the only place you can truly kiss Yourself as a mirror or whatever and he's he's someone found like he tweeted that and oh my god saw that he's like He's actually tweeted that like 300 times dude It's like Ben Shapiro always tweets like on happy mother's day. He tweets something stupid It's like happy indiscriminate gender gendered parent day, and it's the same joke every time and he's like But he's like I fuck I'm fucking you might have them scheduled for a hundred years His tomb will just display it every time Well, two guys what's gotten there by the way? Ask yeah, what's in there ice coffee you have enough. Oh, I haven't have huh no two percent. No, I'm a haven't have kind of okay I don't know what it is got a book No, I'm scinty bro. You're trying to book now cuz I'm a 178. Oh my you couldn't have been that during that Indiscriminate game show that we played I would be more with clothes you were an idiot still that non-descript game show Where everything hinged on that yeah, and he guessed like up like the dumbest guess of all my guess at night You guess 177. Yeah, you're so much do a different and I have what you said I'm so far from what you said and there was a what was it a two pound Don't a failure. Do you know how much clothes way like how much do you think I wait right now? I said I'm 177 Or 178 you said you want 178 how much of your clothes way how much do I wait if I sit on a scale right now? Like all your clothes I wait what's it? He this morning maybe like 184? Yeah, I mean yeah, I thought you were less than that. That's a big difference I was 171. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Sorry. You're a law count instead. You're big and fucking Trubby and disgusting. You're a fat ass. You want the guy who gives you the least weight in his guess? You're mad at him? Dude, I there is some sort of like homunculus casting a spell because Ludwig's a skinty. See what? I'm the baddest I've ever been. I something some transfer is happening. I see it. I mean sure. Oh, you know what kissed that I mean, it's like I don't know. I it's it's something dude I would love you making doing like a lie down pose. You want to see me one of your French girls. Can you? You want to see it? Yeah, can you walk me through a day? What is your days diet right now? Right now? It's great. I told you about the peanut butter problem, right? Did he mention the peanut butter problem? No, I didn't. It's like a very tassium thumbnail the peanut butter problem Basically, I had this face you can only jerk off into it if it's a full tub. So what do you do? I would enjoy some of the peanut butter. I had this face. I would get up I would get up in midnight and I would play Balochra for like four hours, right? And then and then I would go into the kitchen and I eat like a quarter of a jar of peanut butter. What are you laughing at? And then you're the only human on earth who's doing all those things in the order like you're the only one like I don't have self control with it. Yeah, genuinely. I don't have self control. And so I What do you eat it with with a spoon? So but the thing is I'm not eating a lot. What's going to be? You got it. I'm not done. What did you say? What peanut butter do you get? Giff crunchy. I think this is the big one. It's big one. You get the big one. Yeah, it's not the normal one. You don't be able to clean it too night. Yeah, too nice. The normal ones got it. Yeah, it'd be like it'd be like a 50 cal round. How many times is the spoon re-entering the jar in a session? Yes. Good question. Yes. In a session. In a session. In one session. Okay, generally I'm eating like probably an inch and a half. How many spoons? What's the diameter? I mean, I think this is a better measure of it, right? Because like how many spoons does it take? I don't know sometimes. Well, I just want to I spoon peanut butter. I spoon it like a sommelier would scoop like butter. Like I do the like the curl method. Oh, you're scraping a little bit. No, I don't I don't say for this. I just dump it. So you just go. I scream. Yeah, I scream. You do ice cream scoops. You're doing like three ice cream scoops directly in three ice creams. I'm telling you again, this is a good measurement and an inch and a half of the do you let it sit in your mouth with the spoon? I was fucking you just put it in my mouth and I suck on the spoon for a bit. I don't suck. You're a sucker. I know you're a sucker because I see you suck because because it's stuck on the spoon. Well, I just get my tongue He's very strong. Look it up. Okay. Okay. So really ice cream is all ice cream on the out. And so you're crunching the peanuts and the peeling and I'm like, this is fucking heaven on earth. And then you're done. And then so after that, I'm still a little hungry. So I would I would make a I would make like a bagel. That was the appetite. So basically I mean like what do you mean make a bagel? I would like coast a bagel and then do well with it and eat the bagel. Is there a reason? Just like whatever. Is there a way? Like mostly plain. Sometimes with a little bit of ham, a ham bagel. Okay. So I start off with an appetizer of some skips of peanut butter. And then for the second course, we're going right into a ham bagel. This is all happening. I like for the morning or a plain bagel. So which is crazier because you could have put the peanut butter on the bagel. That's exactly where I was. I don't want that. That's too dry. Too dry. It's too dry. When you put it on a bagel, it's too dry. I don't want it. Can I ask how it's less dry when they're separate? Can I ask how it's less dry when it's
on a plain bagel? - I think I liked eating the components of these foods. - Is the bagel toasted? - More than I like, yeah, it's toasted. - Very dry. - What's in the hand bagel? - Hand bagel. - Hand bagel, but the ham makes it nice. Just a piece of ham? - Piece of ham. - One? - Yeah, just a piece of ham. - I don't like putting butter on it. - Is it ham, is it burger style? Or is it-- - Burger. - Slice it. - I don't need to have say burger style. - No, you burger, it's a ham. You've made a ham burger out of bagel and ham. - Yeah. - Guys, I call a prison ham, but no. - You know, Rufus mouth, he's still smacking peanut butter. - You're also trying to get the peanut butter all over? - No, no, no, no. I'm finished with the peanut butter when the bagel, it's my mouth. - Does the peanut butter provide an atmosphere in your mouth that makes the bagel more enjoyable? - These are not linked. They're just the things I have at home that I like to eat. - I'm not looking at these. - What are you drinking? - You can't have one without the other. What I'm drinking a topa chicken with one out of a bottle. - Do you love those? - Do you can, genuine question? - No, I'm trying to be mean. Do you consider this the end or beginning of your day? - That's mean. - That's a good question. It's actually a good question. - Is it breakfast or dinner? - You know what, it's a hard one to answer because my sleep schedule was, I've been fixing it, slowly chipping at it. - W. - But it's been fucked up because I'll sleep it like in the afternoon or I'll fall asleep like eight, wake up at midnight, be up for four hours, play video games and like do this editing work that I'm doing, and then eat this fucking crazy meals, and then fall asleep again, and then go to the pot or whatever 'cause we work like essentially four days out of the week, right? And that is when my day begins, I would say. But the time in between, I don't consider it an end or a beginning, it doesn't, it's not, it's neither. And that's confusing for sure from my body anyway. This diet led to most likely weight gain, but also, but also, 'cause I'm not eating a lot of food in the daytime. So I'm kind of doing like rough calorie counting, but I think I just didn't account for how much peanut butter does to you. Peanut butter is crazy. But also the amount of like two tablespoons of peanut butter is 190 calories. 190 calories, that's right. Yes. And I guess a tablespoon is less than I thought. Yeah, you're roughly eating, it sounds like six tablespoons. I don't think it's six. If it's an inch and a half, it is, it may be five. It's probably six. So here's what happens when you do mental calorie tracking. You do probably, it's probably-- It's probably. And maybe you have like a scoop of peanut butter or like a tortilla, like I had three tortilla chips. You don't count those. No, that's like-- You count them way to count them. 'Cause they should be counting. 'Cause they add up. So this is what I've learned. I've counted calories for the first time in my life. But yeah, so this all led, but it also led to an acid reflux situation that is miserable. And again, peanut butter is a culprit here. So I have, basically, I'm not allowed to have it in my house. I am not yet. Peanut butter gives you acid reflux. Well, if I eat it in the way I did, and then lay down-- Yeah, if you lay down it, it's going to bed right after you eat it. I'm in a sane situation. I wouldn't imagine, like, air and blood trying to move around peanut butter. [LAUGHTER] You should put a peanut butter in your body. It's like fighting to push through it at fucking for it. It's like an entire act of osmosis dough. What's confusing me, though, it doesn't confuse me. But I sort of, there's a mental cope that happens with, like, weight and exercise and stuff. It's like, I'll go out. My exercise routine is three minutes jump roping. Weight 30 seconds, three minutes, three times, right? So that's nine minutes of jump roping. And then two rounds on the bag, three minutes, which is pretty good. That's good. And I can do that. I don't, like, I don't quit. Let's do it. So I would say that my cardio is good, but it's like, I'm jumping around with this, like, fucking fat peanut butter, like, fucking bulges. Which is hilarious. Must be hilarious to see. One, there's a guy that moved in next to me. He can see me from his window. I was doing deadlifts outside in my boxers in my backyard. And he closed his blinds. And I said, that's right, bitch. - That's right, bitch. - I used to do the cold baths in my house in my backyard. My neighbor could see me and I did a butt ass naked. And I saw them outside once and I was like, "You're a kid, that's a really butt ass." Like, dick and balls. - Dicking balls out. 'Cause I just-- - Makes your own backyard. - I just, like, worked out. And so I was like, ugh, I don't want to get my underwear wet. - Dude. - Getting out, micro, and your neighbor can see you. You're like, "Ah, man, it's not usually like this either." Oh, man, if anyone's looking, just no. - Also, I can't do that. I think I would do that, but I live like, a couple doors down from like a Montessori school. So there's kids. There's kids in the world. - Yeah, for the afternoon. - I saw just don't do that. - When I made eye contact, or like, I saw, I didn't make eye contact, but I saw the person. I stopped doing a big butt ass. - It wasn't like-- - Spitting on the porch with the peanut butter like this. It was like the kids and like, you're like holding the spoon out. As they go, you want some? (laughing) - Dude, I've become a bit of an enforcer. This is my northern lion head is like playground park arc, where he was trying to like, he was arguing with the city of like some, I'm paraphrasing it, but he was having a battle with something that was happening at a park for a public good if it was annoying him. But basically, I turn into my street and these people will sit and pick up their kids, and these are like rich people because it's Montessori school. They'll pick up their kids in the park in a red spot, where if you are coming around the corner and you're not alert, you probably hit them really easily. And this happens a lot. So I have now resorted to stopping. Like, I go, I park, I walk up to them and I say can't do that. You can't do that. There's kids running around. You cannot do that. I come around here, people will hit you. You want your kid to get hit, and then they really don't like confrontation, which is great because I win. And I want the neighborhood to be safer because it's fucking annoying, but also like, they're picking up their children and they're parking in this spot. So I go up and I go, and this one guy, he's like, I talked to him, as he can't do that. He can't do that. He's like, okay, okay, I'm sorry. And then I walk back to where my house is and he drives up. He's like, who are you, by the way? (laughing) And I was like, I live right here. - Peanut butter? - I live right here. - They were the goblin. - I live right here, bitch, and I'm the peanut butter goblin. And I showed him my fucking hub. I showed him my tummy, and I said, what do you think of this? I'm butt-ass. I'm butt-ass in about 10 minutes out there. - I'll be back there. Boxers. - Nine minutes on the jump rope. - Can you do nine? - Can you do nine? How would you do nine? - Kill yourself, guy look like Liam Neeson, with his dumb ass little kid, who I want to kill the drunk driver accident. (laughing) - I'm the neighbor of a watch. - I am, the neighbor of a watch. - That's badass. - It's fucking annoying, bro. It's because if they cannot spend two seconds going down the street, parking and walking their kid to school, they have to park in the red spot. So I've been, I also talk to the teachers there. I'm like, hey, you gotta tell these guys, they can't do this, it's dangerous. They're like, we do, they don't do anything. And the moment she said that, I was like, I will do this. - I will be your protector. - I will fucking stop these people from doing this. - Lady, I'll be your protector. - Lady, it's me. I show up. - Peanut butter. (laughing) I got on my face like poo bear. - Peanut butter is awesome, I'll give you that. - Can you look up Peanut Butter, baby? That's classic. - Classic shit, I just wanna look at it one more time. - Peanut butter is, wait, did we get past that meal? - What? - Okay, so there's that. - Yeah. - And then, - That's the only thing we got. - Oh, sure. - And then I'll go to sleep, and then I'll wake up, I'll come here, and then, I don't eat anything. - You don't have any sex? - No, I, we could eat in those protein bars 'cause they're fucking 900 calories. - What? - I'll have a, I'll grab a bag of tromics. - Sure, they're like 140 to 240. - No, they're at least 200. - They're 220 of these. - And then I'll, I'll grab, (laughing) - The kids walking out. - Why do they let this happen? - I don't know. - This is shit, they're doing that monstery. - I think they walked in on it. - Oh, the hair area is disgusting. - It's really hard to look at. (laughing) - Did they spray him down? - No, she did it, bro. The fucking evidence. - No, I'm talking about afterwards. - Yes. - Just to clean it. - Yeah. - Like, take him to the car, why? - Dipping him in the sink. (laughing) - Chicken's going. - Okay, well. - Fucking white people, bro. - I think you eat the trail mix. That's confusing, but you don't need the protein bar. - I'll grab a trail mix. - Okay, 'cause the trail mix is 190, the protein bar is 220. - Fine, okay. - But the protein bar is meant to, it is a, it is a booking agent, right? - No. - Yes, that's what it is. It's fat and protein. It's a booking agent. - I don't think the protein bar is supposed to do. This was in mean girls. - No. - You made her eat the Swedish bars. - Yeah, you gotta eat that protein somehow, right? - It puts it to. - Yeah, but there's equal or more fats and nuts. - Sure, maybe nuts are the culprit here, but I'm saying I grab the, I grab the trail mix because it's a mix. It's a mix of things. It's nuts, the little M&M's, the raisins. The protein bar, I'm like, that has a utility purpose. I'm not seeking right now. - Okay. - Anyway, grab it. I go home. Order a demure, sweet, green salad or some shit. 'Cause I guess before that, I wasn't eating the salads. I would get, I would get like a burrito. I would get like a burrito. And that's it. - I was just telling you. - This is your adjusted diet. - No, no, the salads are the adjustments. - Yeah, yeah. - Salads, no peanut butter. That's the adjustment. But back, it was like burrito and then the peanut butter. And apparently there's too much. - Sorry, sorry. - So are you saying your new diet is a dry bagel at 4 a.m. - I don't eat a bagel. I don't eat anything good. - I don't eat a peanut butter at 4 a.m. - Do you eat a salad a day? - I eat a salad and then I'll eat a bagel sandwich. I've now upgraded a cheese and sandwiches sometimes. - Okay. - Sometimes. - But I don't eat at like the anyls of midnight. - Yeah, okay. - 'Cause it's just, I got this girge shit. - Yeah, I do it after 11 p.m. So it was bad. - And the anyls of the night have ruined my body. - You should do Ramadan. - The thing is, you're up early enough. - I've just, I'm already so Muslim. (laughing) - And I gotta be Chinese in a month. - I gotta be Chinese in a month. - And it's just so much shit. - Dude, you would love Ramadan. - Me? - Yeah bro, you'd kill it. - I don't think I would love it. - You can't drink. - You wake up early. - I know the facets of Ramadan. - But you're already almost doing it. - No, I eat a big meal after like eight or nine p.m. - Who would you pray to five times a day? - You can eat it. - You can eat it.
You can do that. What? You can eat a big meal. That's what you do. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah, but then I like you to want to get up. Yeah, if you just woke up early, which sometimes you liked doing it anyway. I don't think it up crazy early. It is difficult. You can't swear. That's some real Ramadan. Honestly, it's like all good things, but it looks like the charity thing is like, you know. Do honestly the hardest part would be reciting and learning the Quran. Yeah, that would be the hardest part. I think you're supposed to, if you're not necessarily religious, when you could replace these things with other things. Like instead of the Quran, it could be like the Wikipedia for Metal Gear Solid. Lower your gaze. I didn't know about that one. Anyway, guys, that's our podcast. You did that today. Yeah, I did. Yeah. If you're celebrating Ramadan or beating off in front of your grandma, the Jackie Hank can help you. So if you go to the Patreon, you can get early access to this product. You can be a, you can be a founding member, a key starting founding member. You are going to join our, our, well, what's the, our Kickstarter? A Kickstarter. A Kickstarter, where you never get the product. You never get the product. It's much like a leverless controller or something like that. It's never happened, never get it. But you can be a part of something. A part of it, much bigger thing than you. So pick your grandma up today. Pick your grandma up today. We'll see you next week.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The group discusses the absurdity of signing documents as a metaphor for personal boundaries and emotional vulnerability.
Aiden’s controversial comments lead to backlash, sparking debate over censorship and the ethics of spoilers in content creation.
The conversation highlights generational shifts in behavior, such as the evolution from childhood habits (like pooping in diapers) to adult self-awareness.
A darkly humorous Minecraft run is described as a surreal, narrative-driven experience involving fictional characters and unexpected plot developments.
Streamers face challenges with online harassment, modded games, and platform vulnerabilities, including server attacks and trolling.
The group critiques the streaming medium’s inherent exposure to ridicule and the difficulty of maintaining authenticity.
A fictional "grandma mode" is proposed as a satirical tech idea, blending absurdity with commentary on intimacy and digital surveillance.
Historical and cultural references—like biblical stories and hacking incidents—are used to underscore broader themes of control, rebellion, and consequence.
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The transcript is a chaotic, humorous, and deeply reflective conversation among streamers and content creators discussing a wide range of topics. It begins with absurd, satirical commentary on personal boundaries, such as signing documents with fictional characters, and evolves into a broader critique of internet culture. Central themes include the tension between free speech and censorship, especially in the context of spoilers and controversial statements.
The group reflects on personal growth, comparing past childish behaviors—like pooping in diapers—to present-day maturity, highlighting how individuals evolve in self-awareness. A key segment details a fictional, elaborate Minecraft run filled with narrative elements, including a character named Barnabas, which illustrates how players create rich, imaginative stories within games. The discussion also turns to online dangers, such as modded games, hacking attacks (like those by Lizard Squad), and trolling, showing how digital spaces can be hostile.
The group critiques the streaming medium as one built on vulnerability and ridicule, where creators are constantly exposed to criticism. They propose a satirical "grandma mode" tech idea as a metaphor for how personal boundaries and intimacy are challenged in digital environments. Throughout, references to biblical stories and real hacking incidents underscore the recurring theme of human behavior under pressure, revealing a deep-seated understanding of irony, control, and the absurdity of modern online life.
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Grandma Mode is a fictional idea where activating a mode on a device or app causes everything to appear normal, preventing a user from being exposed to inappropriate content. It's humorously described as a feature that would allow someone to jack off while their grandma walks in and sees them reading the Bible, which would be a shared experience that's both funny and absurd.
Streamers often feel that their platform inherently invites ridicule because of the direct, real-time interaction with the audience. Unlike other media, where feedback is diluted, streamers are constantly exposed to comments, jokes, and criticism, making it a challenging environment to maintain respect and mental well-being.
The Lizard Squad was a notorious hacking group that took down Sony's PlayStation Network during a winter break, disrupting gaming for millions of users. This incident highlighted the vulnerability of online systems and the real-world impact of cyberattacks on everyday digital experiences.
In online discussions, 'spoiling' refers to revealing details of a story, game, or event that could ruin the experience for others. The transcript highlights a debate over whether saying something that reveals a plot point is 'spoiling' or simply discussing a known fact, especially when it involves content like movies or video games.
The Minecraft story involving Barnabas is a humorous, creative narrative where a player forms a fictional relationship with a character, trades resources, and builds a story that reflects themes of independence, personal growth, and evolving relationships—blending gameplay with storytelling.
Phase rug refers to players using unofficial mods or glitches to gain unfair advantages in games, which undermines fair competition. The criticism centers on the idea that such practices distort the game's integrity and diminish the value of skill-based gameplay.
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