Ep. 238 - Ludwig Cheated. Again.

What? What do you mean what you fucking you dude is it what 35 year old guy with one piece manga pouring out of his pants? I don't think I've ever seen you in basketball shorts. Yeah. What are you talking about? This isn't me. This is my team. I don't even know. Are they basketball courts or swim trunks? They got them. They're mesh. Yeah. They're not basketball shorts. Also, I can't swim. Why would I be able to? I don't know. I can't see what I'd be able to swim because oh because you ate a gum gum for it. It's gum gum for it. It's going for it. It's pretty obvious. Here we are. Come aboard with all your hopes and dreams. I don't know the English version. I don't know English version. I was in the Japanese one. A sub listener. I'm a base sub listener. I lost the dice roll and D&D and so a lot of us like you have to watch eight episodes of one piece. That's what's going on. I roll the 20 and I bitched you. You can't and I bitched you. And you had also lost by the way. Yeah, he doesn't care. What do I have to watch one? I thought it was for him. Yeah. We had a different bet for you. Well, you didn't roll 20 for me. Yes. I rolled and I beat you and you had to watch four episodes of. Fuck, I forget what anime I said in the moment. Oh, tough stuff. You're the guy who lost the bet. This is not tough. You're the asshole here. How does he fulfill it if you can? He's laying with it. Lay with it. Lay with it. Lay with it. Lay with it. Even Michael Reeves was here first. That's true. Michael Reeves was here. And what may I say, just a better start to my morning all around. If you could be here every single time. He walk and see Walker Reeves. I heard what you said in that room, by the way, and that cannot be repeated in that little video of yours. They say that in Mandarin, bro. What happened? Oh, is it? It's the one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's all means is that. Yeah. It's a tough one to be such a common word. It's just you can't. It's not that you can't say it. It's that. Oh, you can't say it. You should be saying it was the only thing in Chinese that you can say. That is it. That is a dot. Yes. That's a red flag because why did you learn it so fast? That's a 2021 speed clip. Do you speak? Hey, speed. Do you speak Mandarin? Yeah. That'll get you. I know a speed likes a one piece too. He does. Yeah. You and him both like one piece. Yeah. Slime sent me a text. I'll read it out because it wasn't. It was crazy. Nice. It was rich. I was like, I need you to get me the fucking the stupidest gooner shit you could find. I mean, this is a pretty like amazing bag to take to like, traitor Joe's. Is that the different devil fruit? Yes, bro. I mean, do you know if that if you eat any of them, you can't swim? Dude, yes, bro. Slime text means that I'll explain my one piece thoughts in the pod, but we also watch the first episode of the live action just to see and it's the worst looking sounding, acted, discussing thing that has ever been ever. It is it is a truly like a holocaust of a media. Can I have any questions? Yeah. Yeah. Let me tell him. It's not bad. Big faith. I don't know, bro. It's not bad. I don't know, bro. It's genuinely not bad. I don't know, bro. Dude, dude, you if you watched it, I think you'd throw up despite your fear of throwing up. It's not bad. It's it's actually really well received. It is. It's really well received. That's what I was going to ask. Is the beginning of one piece, is it revered or is it seen? So he's talking about the live action specific. Which I just watch. I don't know if I've ever seen I have not seen this show, but I've never watched a live action recreation of a of an anime that I thought was good. I mean, the death note one is horrible, right? It is completely unbelievable. Yes. Yes. For them are horrible. If you're saying it's well received, that kind of just solidifies in in cement, buried live in cement. My thoughts on how to know 95% popcorn, I can't imagine that is unbelievable. Why? I feel like I'm going crazy. I'm getting hot. Hold down, take the, um, take the chill chill through it. How does a show have this? You find the show to me. So every episode there's a different fruit. And it's crazy because now there's been thoughts. He's he's being an asshole. Basically, buggy, the clown pirate took the chop chop fruit and now he's able to dismember himself to use in combat. Yeah, this happens. This is not a simsons episode. This is a different show. I'm telling you the fucking treat. He ate it by the clown gone for accident. He did. He ate it by accident. What? He got scared by shanks. It was lippy's metal. He's wearing shanks. And the clown eats it by accident. That's what you're telling me. Yeah. Well, they used to be, they used to be like young pirates on, uh, buggy, buggy eating the butt. But buggy, aren't you learn that? Buggy. Buggy, buggy split split off your hand to go crazy. Oh my God. Dude, buggy splitting off his fingers while he's already up there. Yeah, buggy spits off the pee. Buggy. Yes. Buggy spits off the pee. And he stands like watching his penis fuck someone. Okay. Here's the fucked up thing about trash taste. It was fucking Puritan stupid assholes. Okay. I watch one piece for eight episodes and we made a funnier joke than they've probably made about the whole fucking thing. And I say this based on no watching. I've never watched them talk about it. Just an assumption, a bad faith assumption about people I like. And why did you do that? Because I think it's true. And I like to gamble. Right. Okay. Simple. Keep all the series. Grab us. Aren't you? So you know what? Like when he's that honest about it, I return back to thinking. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm really fine. I sent it to the fucking, I spent it sent it to Kelby. You said it to Kelby. Hold on. You tried to send something to, you tried to send something to zipper or you sent it to Kelby. And I sent it to Kelby. I misclicked. Damn. That's you saying you wish you didn't know Kelby's fucking name. Kelby doesn't deserve niceties like that. It should be all business. So I had a review with Kelby and he came back talking about the review. He's like, they said I have to be nicer than I say. And then he would say something. He'd be like, so they said I have to be nicer. So I'm going to be nicer to you right now. This is the live-action series graph. This will be ads. I cannot express how unbelievable this is to me. I watched the first episode that maybe it gets better, but I can't. It's just shot. Like, it's so, I don't know, man. It's fucked up. The only thing I can give them is that the guy does look like Luffy. He does have a big dumb smile. Anyway, thank God. I get it. I watched the first like eight episodes. I get it. I think I get it. You think you get it? I think it's, it's, I like, I'm like, okay, I can see this. I like it. It's cool. Will you keep watching? This can't be the only thing. Passively if I don't have anything else to watch or consume. I'll just keep watching one piece. That's it. You just get it. You just keep watching one piece. You don't get it. What the fuck? You don't got it. Explain it because I don't get it. He got the fan. It's I get it. Brother, it's like three days back. I made it to skype you. I get it. It's like playing melee against a level three CPU. Okay. Being like, I got it. I go why they like play this game for 15 years and there's like a, like, I got it. Like, it all makes sense to me. It's like, it's like, what would be the watching the documentary? Getting through our long park. How many episodes is that? 60. 60. That's when they fight the shark guy. Yeah. Why do you know this? You're more well versed in this. I've, I've watched like 90 episodes and I've read like 250 chapters. He just doesn't know. He doesn't know anything anymore because I said got through our long park and the guy's name is our long and he called him a shark guy. I said his name. He's on some like, yo, tell me, uh, tell me Peabody still doing it. Except I think Peabody sucks. Yeah, I guess, I guess your Bobby scar. You're Bobby scar and you're like, bro. Yes, I'm not Bobby scar because I'm not trying to commentate. If he showed up in the crowd and bully people, that'd be kind of money though. Yeah. That'd be even better. Because he'd be like, why is rap monster playing with a backpack on tofu? Also, I don't, look, I don't go to Genesis. It's the most lit Genesis ever. I fucking get the fucking message. Go back. I won't, I'm sorry. I won't go anymore. Stay home. My bag says stay home. I bet. Dude. The show most weren't allowed at Genesis this year. The last show. Which are different than the usual situation that was kind of a big scandal. The most horrible series. I buried in the Los Chamos with no association. Hang for the most. Dude, the best fucking doubles team in the world right now is Los Chamos. Yeah, it was cool. I went for the crew battle and then flew back home because Salam was just like, will you commentate it? I'm like, you know what? I'd be honored. I wasn't going to go. And then I did. And then I ate the plane plane fruit. I ate the plane plane fruit, which was good because there's no water in the sky, so it didn't matter that I couldn't swim. Yeah, I have to use a plane plane fruit for. Okay. What? 9/11. Last. Wow. It was actually a devil for you. Oh my god. That makes sense. Just by the name. The plane plane fruit. You know what, fly. It reduces your life by by 50%. So he used it twice and then he - He died. - It wasn't the explosion? - No. - Wow. - Actually, it was the devil fruit. - Yeah, it was the devil fruit. The explosion wouldn't affect him because he was a very tough zone user and hand zone user. - Yeah, and now I know. And now I know. - I asked potentially the last one piece question of the episode. What's the deal with fruit and how come devils don't let you, devils fruit doesn't let you swim? - So there's like a few types of fruit. - That's a great question. - There's Paramecia, Logia. - Paramecia. - So in. - Right, sorry I thought. - Okay. - And then there's also, these are not the types of fruit. These are just individual fruit. - He looks like he has a diagram of the fruit. - They're all the types of fruit. - He's a fruit diver. - Those are just some fruit. - Who are you gonna believe? This guy, or that guy in a one piece output with the fruit diagram. - You don't look like, he knows what he's talking about. - He doesn't know what a Paramecia is for. - He has a chart. - It's funny because you're also wearing one piece. - No, not. - Right, isn't that one piece themed? - That's one piece. - No, it's cowboy. - We know. - It's kind of the same. - That's different. - No, no, it's kind of the same. - It's so different. - Wait, now I'm back to believing him 'cause he's got the outfit on. - It's so different. - Okay. - I'm also 35 and it's uncanimated. - If I have a question about the Dodgers, man. - I'll come to you. - Yeah, we'll talk to you. - If I have a question about, I guess the Yard podcast. - I'll go to him. - Yeah, and if I have a question about Shona Blade, I'll ask you. - Anyway, this is a gum move for it. This is what Luffy eats. And he uses gummo gummo pistol. - Okay. - Gummo gummo pistol. - It's totally inaccurate. - It's punching. - Oh, Jesus. - That's awesome. - This is all 151 of the original Pokemon. - Yeah. - So they're zoning. - Yeah, and that one, that one at the bottom, right? You could only get that special giveaway at Toys Arrest. - Good luck. - Yeah. - Let's start talking. Maybe let us do the whole freaking thing. - You're getting annoying. - First of all, if you try to jump in and give us like, oh, it's an accuracy. What do you even know about this? - Like, I'm trying to show my passion. - Show my friend and share my passion with my friends and hopefully we can have something together and you're stepping on that. - Chad, sports, small guy. - That ancient zoned, that was made by the ancient pirate. - Mythic zoned. - Also. (crow cawing) - Oh, dude, Tyler. - You left one piece. - You're gonna have to bleep that. - Why? - Is that a real spoiler? - You just have to bleep it a real spoiler. - It is a real spoiler and you have to bleep it. - You should be caught up or-- - That's so fucked up. - Can you keep-- - I'm literally gonna watch it, that's disgusting. - I haven't watched it. - Can you get one piece-- - How do I know that? - Huh? - Can you get one piece spoiled? - What do we do? - Yeah, very easy. - Fuck, what a dumb fucking question. What a dumb fucking group of guys that I fucking talk about. - He doesn't seem like a piece of media that could be spoiled. - Just a dumb fucking-- - Is this media spoiled? - Is it, is it, is it-- - Is this media spoiled? - Is it one of those unspoilable media? (crow cawing) Dude, shut the fuck up. Shut up. - He thought that was the one. - That's the one, 4,000. - I don't even care about Japan anymore. - You're like a voice-critical video. - You guys-- (crow cawing) (crow cawing) - I need this. (crow cawing) - I showed Kig's ass, bro. - Oh my god, it's so gross. - The dog part was really cute. - Do you remember when the same guy remember when-- (crow cawing) (crow cawing) - Dude, why do you keep spoiling? Stop fucking doggy. - That's not a spoiler. - That is it. - That happened in like 2004. It's not a spoiler. - That's a spoiler. - That's what I'm asking. - If I think-- - If that's a spoiler, kill yourself. (crow cawing) - Do you think the audience for this that you're spoiling, but I don't care enough to get mad, but if I was-- - It happened, it'd be like getting mad about like fucking Dumbledore died. It'd be like-- - Oh man. - Everyone is 30 years old. - Dumb ass. - What are you talking about? You're fucking adult. - Everybody's 30. Everyone has my life experience. - 'Cause your cortisol is full of things. - Is there not a 10-year-old who can start it who also listens to the yard as a 10-year-old? - They should-- - They should, they should. - And if they do listen to the yard, then they're probably become very interested in our pageant identity. - Courier dad. (crow cawing) He was like, "No, I've been looking at you." - Yeah, if you're 10 years old, they want to control you and you must stop them. - You must stop them from controlling you. (laughing) - It's good. - It's a good show. - I just wanted to say, I don't know if I'll ever watch even close to all of it, but I get it. And I don't-- - You don't get it. - I get the appeal. - Love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it. Is there unspoilable traditional media? Like, like-- - Titanic. - Is there unspoilable, meaning, like, is there a media you could just consume that? - Like, can I say, like, it's like the Titanic sinking. And then you'd be like, "Dude, spoiler." And I'm like, no, you can't spoil the fucking Titanic. It's a fucking Titanic. - Yeah. - Well, I would say-- - We know talk about the prestige on our lovely podcast. - I think, in general, historical events are something that we don't spoil people. - Okay, I'll pick the different, yeah. - Okay, how about the prestige? It's a better, non-historical event. - Yeah, that's a spoiler. - Oh, it is. - It's a prestige. - It came out two years ago. - You see, if we spoiler the prestige right now on this show, where assholes? - It's just a faux pas. - There has to be a cutoff. - What if ever? - Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll give you something. I'll meet you halfway on this. I think it's fair if we bleep the first thing I said, because that happened somewhat recently. - Dude. - Huh? - Damn it. - It's funny though, it happened recently, which means you won't see it for a few years. - Yeah. - Maybe I'll forget. - You'll forget. - You need to hit me in the head with a bat. - It's so far in the future that I think you'll forget. - It's actually like a multi-layer spoiler too. - Dude, it is a multi-layer spoiler too. - Okay, so we'll bleep that one. But the second thing I said is it said, it's like spoiling the prestige. It's like I was talking about the prestige. - Can you show me? - Can you say anything you want if you say spoiler alert? - Yeah. - Talking you can spoil anything. - Yeah, well, you would have to give a context of when the spoiler alert is starting and end. (baby crying) - No, 'cause you said it like it's a hard phrase, dude. That's bad. It's a bad spoiler alert. - It's okay to. - It's an insane spoiler alert. - I can't, I can't please you. I can't do it. - It's probably the biggest spoiler you could give. - No, Wes. - I can't watch one piece now. - I get it. - I get what you feel. - It's about the journey. - You know, honestly, what I'm more sensitive to is young Jeff, who we work with. - Yeah. - Has an arc where he's watching one piece into the one-piece character. - He doesn't watch this show. I've been beefing with that guy since he was a kid. - Young Jeff arc? - Is that after Skype, yeah? (laughs) - It's like, I don't know. - That's fucking funny. That's fucking funny. Late wigs here, and Aiden is on the ball. And you're spiking, you're mad. - Dude, 'cause he sucks. This fucking guy, I spent all fucking day yesterday with him, he sucks. - He interviewed Pete Bleach edge. - We had such a nice day. - He's such a fucking freak too, 'cause he interviewed Pete. I kept asking him to hook me up with Pete and he wouldn't. You look at the same thing. - We were, we were, we were, we were, we were the same thing. - You're just kidding. - I just ate the truth truth fruit. - Uh-oh. (laughs) Dude, you think you're yourself killing yourself fruit? - And guess what, they're trying to steal our genetics. - Listen. Listen. - They're trying to homogenize our nation. - I took the truth truth fruit. - I can't. - Kelly messes me. Kelly messes me. - Oh, I got the truth truth fruit. There's too many curds in Japan. (laughs) - Why is there so many people? - What is he, that's fucking you. - No, listen, he's in trouble. Kelly messes me. He said, he reached out to Naky Jaky. And Naky Jaky wants to come on the show but has been waiting for a response from Ludwig. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - That's my hero. - I speak for yourself. - I've been waiting for Naky Jaky. - I'm not, no, I'm not messaging him back. (laughs) - Why bro? - 'Cause I don't wanna. - Wait, what if he likes one piece? - You're hurting Aiden and the fans the most. I hope you die. - This is my number one guess. - I would, I would rather hurt you. - Jaky. - Then speak to an awesome guy like Naky Jaky. - Naky Jaky fruit, that could be something. - What if we compromise? We do an episode with Pete and Naky Jaky the same time. - If you cow-tow right now for spoiling, I will message Naky Jaky back, shit. - Oh, Aiden. - But I need you to full cow-tow. - And that's a minimum of five. - How bad do you want it? - What is, how bad? - Oh, you know what cow-towing is. - You know what cow-towing is. - I don't understand a minimum of five, that's where I got lost, but. - Cow-towing is the ancient Chinese tradition. - Of course. - Of getting on your hands and your knees and bowing your head and hitting the floor with your head. - Okay. - And you're supposed to continuously hit the floor until the person you're cow-towing to lets you stop or walks away. - Okay Aiden, see, I think you should do this because one, I mean, it really does sound I think educational to watch for us. - Okay. - You really, really funny, specifically for you to do it. - You would take something away from it. You would feel like you gained something. - Well, I would have a great deal of respect for you because you stood, you did it for some time. - I'm pushing him to fuck himself. My messaging. - No, don't do that to me. - You have to do that to me. - You have to cow-tow. - Please. - Go fuck yourself. - Go fuck yourself, everybody. - Yeah, yeah, I face him. - Go on. - Your head has to hit the floor, I hear it. - You gotta hear it, Tyler. - He said, yo bro, I'd be down and I'm flattered. Thank you. - Yo, shootin' L.A., right? - Yeah. - How long ago was that? - I need to hear your head, Aiden. - I need to hear the head. - We're not hearing the head. - You're it. - Let me, that's the point of cow-towing. - Cow-towing is not supposed to be fun. - Yeah, you're not supposed to feel good doing it. - I feel it, I don't hear it. - There it is. - There it is. - There it is. - Yeah, yeah, that was a hard one. - He said five cow-towers. - Son. - Wow. - I'll look all the side of Ludwig Christy. - I want to take you to a show where you can message you. - 9/11. - And you fucking, you know what? You're probably celebrating. - Yeah. - A little fuckin' lift. - Oh yeah, sorry. I was out celebrating the day you messaged me. - Dude, Hell yeah, I was out celebrating. - You like the day you messaged me, I missed this. - Come on, bro. - Making Jakey on the yard. That's gonna be cool. - Did they make Nommie's racway bigger across like as the show went on? - Yeah, if you look up Nommie pre-time skip, post-time skip. In fact, a lot of the art they, I think, changed for the worse I would argue. - Yeah, the style is very, I really like it. I really like the old style. I think a lot of the characters look much better in it, but the new style is like higher quality for sure. - Dude, they gave her the craziest racquet. - Yeah, they gave her insane rac. - How old is Nommie in the show? - She's like 15 and a half, I think. - Dude, that's disgusting. - That's kidding, I'm kidding. She's 14. - Oh, thank God. - No, she's, she's like 20 years, I'm shit. - 20 years old, 18 at her old debut. They were covering their ass with this one. And then 20 years old. Who's this guy? - Bruck, brook, brook. - That's cool. - He does the music for the boat. - He goes, yo, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Does they need a music guy? - Oh, Zipper, can you show the, I got a DM on Twitter is actually pretty interesting. Oh, so yeah, this guy messaged me. He said, brother, were you actually vast to nine? - To you. - Yeah, and I said, if that's true, I just want to let you know you are the go and I played with you barely back in the day and I referenced your last dance shot as the greatest shot ever to my friends to this day, Lamau. And so. - Christmas. - I replied. I said, yeah, that was me, bro. I quit culturally after I got a surgery to look like a cat, but it went really wrong. And now I don't go outside anymore. Are you single? - Do you love me having anything, dude? Do I have anything? - I'm a freak cat, I'm a freak fucking cat. - If my name's Nick Verchilla, I'm a freak fucking cat. - Hi, hideous botched face that is nowhere near a cat nor a human now, and I'm lonely. And I'm lonely and I'm wondering if you, and then he said, no, I have twins on the way, I'm sorry. I'm married. - I said, yeah, twins on the way. - He just blew past everything you said. - He kind of just didn't really acknowledge you. - I mean, sometimes you blow past. - I get the barely part. - So I'm out here, you know, like, you can't make mistakes. - We're disparaging my favorite show and Nick is a man. - I'm not disparaging your show with the fuck. - You are, bro. - No! - Nothing's good enough for you. - It's weird 'cause he comes on the show. - He follows through with the bet. He clearly loves the show enough to dress up as it. He says he watches eight episodes. He does the buggy thing. - He does the buggy really well. - And then he does it like really well. - And he says he likes it and he gets it. - What more could a friend do? - He uses the chop chop fruit. - He does. - Dude, you taught your friend that has, like, Tourette's a slur, and now you're Maddie saying. - Who did I mean? - Who did Luffy save? - Who did he save? - All of us really. (laughing) - Oh, the nation from Bad TV. - Purple hair, kid. - Kobe? - Oh my god, he actually watched. - What the fuck do you want? I was surprised Kobe left. - It just got me too. - You're in bad character. - I was a helicopter. - Oh, he goes back. - Does he die? - Do they meet later on as Marines and pirates pitted against each other? - They have a great arc with him. - Great arc. Yeah, he didn't want to, he died 'cause he didn't want to sit in traffic. - That's fucking real. - That's what it was like. Someone was like, I don't know why. I think there's a hurricane coming in its Kobe and he was like, yo, he was a, he was a rapist and he died like a bitch 'cause he didn't want to sit in traffic. And I'm like, okay, look. (laughing) Why are you being so mad at me right now? - People were getting real mad on X-Pro. - The X is the mad place. - I love who we chilled on that 'cause three other people died. - I know, that's what I'm thinking. Four other people. - Like little kids. - Yes. - I'm like, okay, relax. - That's just chill of that. - But. - Lots of anger. - Yeah, Genesis is cool. I didn't almost didn't go and then I went and it reinvigorated my love for all the motherfuckers out there. - It did. Even watching from home reinvigorated my love. - Dude. - Fucked good. This is my first one I miss. I've been to every single one since G3. I don't know, the only ones I didn't go to G1 and T. - I didn't go. - All to put up honestly buckets. - Are we the problem? You understand? - No. - No. - Genesis is 800 pounds lighter this year. And all of a sudden, it's the fucking radius of this all of a sudden. - It's not the greatest Genesis. - It's close. - It was cool. - I'm not saying it was bad. I mean, the only problem, if Grans was like two storied players and neither at one before, but one of the best Genesis of all time. - Wait, if students say opens the seventh gate or Josh Mann wins, - Yes. - There's a lot of evidence to where it's very beautiful. - Can we, I think if I'm being real, I feel like Saturday ripped, as it does, pretty much every year. - Yeah. - And the top eight was fine. Sunday, no, it was better than fine. I think Sunday was a good top eight. - Top of sets are really close. - The top eight was amazing. - It was great. - It was kind of like a less interesting Grans, but Cody made it interesting 'cause he bitches J MOOC, 3.0, and then the reset, and then he starts, he goes to someone on stage and grabs an apple. - Yeah. - Starts eating it. - Wow. - It starts like casually playing melee. - If you watch in the cam as well, he spent the apples beating his ass. Like it's stuck in his braces, and he's trying to get the apple out. - That's so funny. - All the way up until he's holding the trophy, he is still trying to get apple out of his teeth. - His braces? - He has braces. - He's an apple. - He did an apple of braces. - Exactly what I said. - I said, "I haven't checked his braces." - That's like such, like that's the day one thing they teach you with braces. - They say don't eat it apple. - That in no tongue. - And the doctor keeps coming. - And the doctor keeps giving tongue. - Go through the doctor keeps tongue on you 'cause you're not keeping it away. - The doctor changed your resume level. The guy with the big hat, 'cause you can't eat apples to keep them away. - Do it him. The bet, honestly, my favorite part of the tournament was him trying to get apple out of his teeth. It was just absolutely. - It was really interesting, too. - Also, it would set up for this crazy idea where it's like, he loses really early, goes through all of losers, and 6/0's Jaymuk, and during the second set, he's eating an apple and laughing. Like, that's Aura, and it would have been amazing, but it didn't really 6/0. But it was, so I would argue that it made it more of an interesting grand finals due to a stage shenanigans. - He's the losers go. - Yeah, he is. - That's an unbelievable one. - He's just, he's put up a third generational losers run. I think he just, he's definitively the best player from losers of all time. - Yep. - Real. - Real shit. - Actual, real. - Do I talk mega? - Hm? - Do I need to win 2012 mega? Did it that one time? - Dead, dead, dead, though. - But it pouted three? - But I can't keep saying buggy all real. - What's that one tournament that he did it at? And then there's like the combo video, and it's like, oh, this fight. Such great heights, I think is the band. - Oh, made in heights. - Made in heights, not such great heights. Is it a different band? - What's that tournament? - The ice climbers player was at it, who's from Starr? - MRG? - No. - No, I know what you're talking about. - Who's the ice climbers from Claremont? Who was a really big of the teacher? - Oh, fly. - I'm a needy. - Fly, I'm a needy. - Fly, I'm a needy. - Fly, I'm a needy. - Fly, I'm a needy. - You didn't even press star. - Press star. - Press star. - Press star, press star. - Because he was in traffic, so he started in losers. And then he went all the way through, and then bitched in, in grants. It was J-speed S-fed at that one. That's why I remember. The O-Fopah, the O-Fopah that resulted in. - Can I tell you, bro? - Two bites. - He's not even done shooting the first bite. And he goes, you know what? I need a second. Oh, it's beating his ass. - Green Apple's son. - It's so funny. It's like, rooting your 6-0, but still winning the tournament. Because you're fighting the Apple as well as J-moves. He's doing one of the most amazing combos I've seen, and he's just doing this. - Yeah, the whole thing is like, "Oh, sorry, really, didn't I?" - I knew this. - Miles had a good post in our Discord. It was like, "Fuck, I gotta find," we said. - It's like the way I did the full switch from the theater to the venue yesterday. - Yeah, yeah, they didn't do the theater this year. - Didn't they start the theater? - No. - No. - I didn't do this year. - Yeah, no. - I think they did. - Am I crazy? - They're saying for rivals or something? - Yeah, 'cause I think, I don't know if you heard, they fucked rivals. - They bitched rivals pretty hard. - They bitched rivals bad. - Billy Batch was mad about it. When Billy Batch is mad, I'm mad. - That's the signal. - I did, I think they started the theater and switched. - Oh, maybe. - I actually can't say 'cause I didn't watch. - They had a second scene, but they didn't have the theater at all this year. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - I think they bitched it 'cause the computer they were using couldn't stream games over 60 FPS or something. - Yeah. - Yeah, it was some terrible thing while playing the game. - Okay. - We're seeing the Apple at work. - Yes. - There it is, boom. - Oh, jeez. - He's getting it out of his wall. - Oh my God. - Not even a finger could get the Apple. Okay, boom. - Okay. - He's gonna do that to you. Like, oh, jeez. - This is a lot of switch angle. - Switch angle, switch angle. - Eyes only. - Oh, no, he can still tell. - And jeez. - Yeah, we're just going through, right? - It's fighting through his life. - He's just trying to have the other 7th gate. - Cody's only thinking about the piece of Apple. - A brave bite. - Well, he already knows it's gonna get stuck. - Well, you can get, you can't get Apple. - There it is. Good else. It's bro. - White on the pants. Apple, wipe on the pants. - Me and Aatrox were saying, we had to record lemonade stand yesterday. And we were watching Genesis at the studio. And we saw Benis W in the front row. And we were like, "Malei is only dead when Benis W is no longer in the front row." - Yep. - Of the major. - That's right. - That's actually the last marker of whether the game is alive. Last domino to fall if ever and he's not because I saw him I actually talked I probably talked to him the most that the at Genesis, because we're old now, and we're still the same skill level. So we just get to talk to each other like fucking rivals. There's a lot of interesting details I saw in the crowd. There was a, every time soon say one a game, everyone went in the crowd would cheer except for one player in the very front, that player, none. He doesn't like also from his region. He's a zumper. I was like, yeah, that's very interesting, man, sitting down with your arms crossed when in the Canadian ones. I don't care. What control you're on? If you're American and you're bizarre in the Canadians, I'm up here like this. Hey, well, not anymore of those cheating fucks, we're talking about the Canadian national team cheated at the Olympics. He did. Bro, he put a, he put a fucking finger in it. He put his cock on it. He put a finger in it and he put his cock on the floor and I put my cock on it and I push him my cock. That should be allowed. I shouldn't be cheating. Canadians, you can't ever trust them. No. That's what Donald Trump taught me. No. Bro, he would be crazy at curling. Oh, yeah. He could attach just his finger tip. That's right. Dude, the chop chop fruit. He puts his penis tip. Can you do that? Can you touch? Dude, he's taking balls just flying around like a drone and you crane, he takes out his penis and then he just uncircumsizes and re-circumsizes. There's just some rushing guys who are just sitting there waiting to die looking at buggy's dick and balls. How are you doing? Man, he could do this thing really well. I think both teams, a part of the scandal, they're just doing a tough spot. I've worn the chop chop fruit. Wait, wasn't the camera set up by. Was it Sweden? Who was the other team? It's Sweden. Secretly set up by Sweden. Secretly set up? That's what I heard. It almost just seemed like an event. There was supposed to be a camera there. Yeah, it looks like a very professional. It's like you do two wrongs make a right. It's like when we stole the data knowing that Tom Brady was cheating and doing a bunch of cheating. How do we get that data? Well, illegally. Okay. Tom Brady never cheated. Well. What? The flight gate. How do you. Documented. (laughs) Nothing at all. No, no. No, no. Unluckily at that time, he threw a ways from. I don't know if you guys could hear it out on the mics, but it's like a dumping rain. Yeah. And I got a flash flood over. It's going to be fun to find out where the leak in the warehouse is. Oh yeah, that's nice. Dude, I hate getting wet. I'm. Hey, could I just. For a guy who hates getting wet, you came here in a T-shirt and shorts. No, I didn't. I fucking changed in there. Are you godly? No, and you showed up. You had a T-shirt and pants. And he's got a straw hat, bro. I didn't have shorts. To keep the water. I'm not short of the water way. But I'm saying you didn't wear a jacket. What would late wig know about what you're wearing? That's a good question, Aiden. Late wig wasn't here. He doesn't really know any context of what happened before. You're rage-baiting yourself, man. I don't rage-baiting myself. You're gonna wear a rain jacket. I'm not mad at all. No, I didn't wear a jacket because I was like the trip from here to the car is not worth being hot in the jacket, taking it off in the car. Because it was like being hot. Ah, you had to take it off in the car. That's fucking annoying. Or wear it the whole time. I'm doing calculations and you've never even fun. Yeah, yeah. I'm learning this quickly and I'm gonna take notes. But the problem is I didn't. I have two sets of keys and one of them has the thing that just opens the door and this one doesn't. So I had to put the code in. Adding to the time I get wet. Don't like that. But to project the code in my mind, instead of having used it much, I'm doing calculations. You know what I'm saying? Boy, friend, check. Do you all get your girl flowers? I didn't do flowers out of this year. I wrote her a really nice note, like a card. I love I didn't do flowers this year. I didn't. I thought about it. You gave me such a early warning. I know. Why didn't you do it? I didn't warn flowers this year. Yeah, it's fair. It's just an empty gesture to me. Yeah, she probably thinks I too. The thing you can go out. Faster. You want to call it? She probably would have thought. Ah, yeah. You want to call it a gesture? He seems confident. Yeah. He seems confident. He's telling you to step up. Hey, the thing that I can use money for, got it for you again. The thing I always get you. I don't think flowers is about the relationship thus far. I think flowers grown together in real life. Do you think that? Yes. Did you write her a card? Huh? You write her a card? No, I did it orally. Hmm. So I gave her a bunch of gifts. You need to know that, brother. Shit. You need to know that. Shit. Shit. You crazy. I gave her a gift and then she came down. And then I stood on the chair in like in the classic oral tradition. Really? Yeah. That's cute. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! This has to go after this episode. that'd be good. It does drive hatred, but I've let go of the hate and now I'm just accepting. I'm ass. And I guess that pisses Tarrick off because I'm not amazing at a game that he's played for 10,000 hours and I played for 20. Okay. I guess that makes sense. Yeah. I can't believe you even have him in these fucking who's the other player on their team? Silent plays flam. Oh, we played we played 10 minutes. And I was on Tarrick's Tarrick's team. And there was this brief moment, like halfway through the game where I was above Tarrick on the leaderboard. I was top racking on the team. And I was like, I saved it because I might never see it again. You know, you could never happen again. At that moment, you screenshot it and then you send it to him. Yeah. And you say, I run you. Mogged bitch. I run you. Tarrick, I run you. Tarrick, I run you. Zipper, can you actually pull it? I think this is actually a big, important piece of discussion because he's going to immediately start freaking out like a caged animal. And I'm telling you, you need to chill out. Oh, I know what's coming. Dipper, can you pull up the that one thing that that one piece to the rain is so loud? So this is Ludwig. Oh, man. It's the first to 15. This is Ludwig's basketball jam. He's ready to be in the finals playing his teenagers. Yep. Let's go and watch clip. And we're playing the clips. Place one out. Here comes drive. Who takes the charge against a child? By the way, that player 14 years old, 15, but he's 14. He's 15. No, we're getting up like you did something. He's 14. He's getting up like this. That's on. Okay. So he was funny because this came on. This this child was born in 2012. Dude, Ludwig. And well, you just missed it. Game winner right there. Game winner. My question to you is. Yep. Do you have you? Do I feel money as fuck? Have you ever felt for getting the turnover and shooting the game winner back to back? Oops. Did I do that? Problem. I feel like I feel like it's problem. Yes, problem. What? I mean, that's the problem. I even noticed a lesser, unless I feel like noticed detail in this, uh, sham of a game, if you ask me. Yes. Which was the bonus ball. No, what's that the Boole ball worth more points, I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what I'm talking about. No. He doesn't know what I'm talking about. There's no way to talk. There's a ball that's worth more points. It's a sponsored ball. It comes in. I believe it's both to be power play. The 18th power play. Oh, okay. And it's meant to be a ball. It's meant to be that. The ball's meant to be that. What is it for a possession? Is this correct? And do you remember the rule? You're a player. I remember. Yeah. It's made. It leaves, right? No. So when the power play starts, the play switches possession to the team that's down so that they get the ball. They have a chance to come back. It's a blue shell. And normally the losing team in this format gets the power play once in a game. But you'll notice if you watch back the bot of the whole game, of the whole game. And the team seems to be coming back on a second mystery AT&T power play, a second. And the ball goes in and they get the points. What do you have to say for that? Why is it different in that moment, but not for everyone else? I genuinely was just a player in it, really. I play what's called. You play what's called. Should I not? Well, you are, you're on the team that develops ideas like the power play ball. I know part of it. Really? I didn't even know it was a thing to like hopped on the court. I was told about it. So I thought very similar to you guys, really? But apparently it's different in the finals, I guess, I don't know. Yeah. Different in the finals. It's different in the finals. And it led to a situation in which you were barely able to win the entire tournament. You're a champion. And that's all that matter for sure. Yeah, yeah. And one team beat the champion at the tournament. Oh. Well, only one team, yeah, that's true. Bro, you're rap monster. Yeah. Rap monster. Rap monster. So did you redeem yourself? Everyone was saying that you were fucking wet about it. He was not wet about it. Wait, I was. I heard he was wet. There was a minor oral loss moment when Aiden scored a bucket and he thought the game was over. So he slammed the ball on the ground, but there was actually one by two. That's tough. And then he had to pick the ball back up. But then they lost one. No, you won. You won. Wait, I won the game. What is this real right? There was a question mark in my voice. He lost to the shoulder. He lost to a 14 year old. They were good. Hey, I can see it. So did I. It's okay. I can see your butt. You lost to a 14 year old. Three of them are playing varsity next year. They played basketball every day. They're not on the varsity team. He's just. Three of them are on board. Roughly. Three of them. Oh, I'm guessing. He doesn't know. He didn't know they were fun. I didn't know what the game was for. And now he's using it to his very quick slide. One of the gum fruits. Three of those kids are playing varsity high school basketball. Next season. See, dude, he's talking about what they are next. So they're actually on the freshman team, which is the last one. I lost it then, too. It's normal for us. It's normal. It's normal. It's hot for you, boss. You lost to the kid that you lost to the same kid two years ago, one V1, but I beat them twice. That's the team. You lost you. I beat them two times. It's normal for guys like us. I scored more points individually than your entire team in the first game. Hey, look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Huh? As an individual, I scored more points than your entire team against the same. I scored more points than you did in that game. Just when what game? In the game against you. Yeah, I love how you bounce around. That's fun. I'm just saying. You could have the same opponent. My team won. I scored 13, my team's 17 points, bitch. This is ugly. Girl. Oh my God. Bitch. I understand. That game is as supermelt to you. We had artery one when we got the point differential. Right. No, that's it. We did a group huddle. We had guaranteed first seed. I'm happy. You got something. Wow. I'm happy for your brother. Unbelievable. Oh, okay. I'm absolved. I'm absolved. The only thing that told to me, the only thing that told to me was the fact that I actually think I'm so much worse at basketball right now and all the, all the things before. Yeah, right now. Then last year. Yeah. Cause you haven't been playing, right? I've been playing way less. Yeah. And I'm so much worse at basketball and all these people, like all the posts go in the opposite direction when the ball goes in the hoop a few times. It's like, I play, I'm a worse player right now. Guys, I just downloaded this new app. Okay. It's called Rocket, Tommy. Rocket. Tommy? That's right. Basically, it tracks everything that goes into my body, into my Tommy and gives a breakdown of it, how much it costs and all this stuff and how many calories and how many. Sure, sure, sure. It only is for stuff that goes into your Tommy. Not only stuff that goes into my Tommy and it also gives me, I have a gird. I found out. I feel like this is more of a you thing, but if this perhaps tracked my expenditure and maybe my subscriptions and was more of a budget tool, then I would find it useful more than just stuff that went into your Tommy. I don't think that's really useful for me. Guys, what went in your Tommy? What did it tell you? There was a rock. There was Taco Bell. There was like- So it tracks free stuff that goes into my- Seven. Seven diet sodas. Sevens? Yeah. Sevens are crazy about that. And that's what I found out. Right. From the app. Because that'd be crazy. And then I looked and I'm like, seven. You want to remove that. We can't remove it, really. I mean, I guess you could- Did the app let you remove it? The app doesn't let me do really anything. Rocket Tommy is not very- Rocket Tommy isn't a good app. Rocket money is a much better one that would help you cancel subscriptions and catch any big spending. You still don't want to- You still don't want to have your diet code subscription. Yeah, that's why I have to drink them all. Here's the deal. You don't have to treat- You don't have to treat. You don't have to treat. You don't have to treat it. Just to tell me how the hell Rocket money is able to help me cancel my- He's just got a lot of pictures- He's just got a lot of pictures- And that party is unfortunately true- It's better than both me and Hayden and the King. I think you guys can get better. I am better than KDB at basketball. do a full coffee, Zillaparity, but it's all Aiden. - It's all an Aiden exposé. - Black pit behind me. - Wow. - Dude, so before I, so I basically chose instead to go to the crew battle instead of the basketball event, but we had this idea that I would be the coach. - Dude, they missed you. - I heard they missed you. - Luke literally said, "We're slimy." - I feel bad, and I went, "Ah, he's busy." - I couldn't believe it was the same kid. - Yeah, he looks so much older. - He looks so much older. - Dude, he's so sweet, the kids were so nice. - Dude, a fucking OG kid, I saw him at Genesis. I almost slapped the dog shit out of him, bro. He comes up, he's almost as tall as me now. Maybe taller, I can't really tell. But he's still the same, so 'cause he's like, his mental age is pretty much the same. And he comes up and he's like, "Hey, what's up slime? What's up, dude, do you enter?" No, probably not. And I'm like, "I'm talking to someone." And I'm like, "No, hey, dude, what do you want, bro?" And he's like, "He's kind of chumping around." And he's like, "Nah, nah, you probably didn't know. You probably didn't know. I just got a pull, so that's like whatever." And I'm like, "Fuckin, leave me alone, bro." And he's like, "I'll leave me alone." I'm like, "I'm fucking around, I'm fucking around." You have a Snapchat and I'm like, "I'm like, no, OG kid." I don't have Snapchat, I'm 35. And then he just laughs at me. - Yeah. - Dude, you got bitch my OG. - Yeah, bitch my OG. - Yeah, bitch my OG. - And like a machine gun style spray. - Yeah. - But he's doing great. 'Cause he's great. - He's doing great stuff like it. - He's such a fun number to be. - 30 plus. - 30 plus? - Yeah, 30 plus. - You get it. You learn to like it. - Yeah, I like it 'cause I was talking to Jinxie and I was like, "Oh, I'm 30." And he's like, "Nah, you're 27." I was like, for some reason he really didn't want me to be 30. - Because it's gonna-- - Or a loss of the interactivity. - He thinks his viewers are gonna start dipping. You're hanging out with a 30. - And I was like, "Nah, I'm 30." I'm 30 and Squeaks is 40. And he just believes it. Because the number's so big. - Big number. - That he just stopped counting after 30. - How old is Jason? - Jason's 21 or 22? - Damn. - Oh, the way. - 22 maybe. - Why don't those fucking phase guys look you in the eyes when they talk to you? - Oh, not phase guys anymore. - Oh, and X phase guys. Like, do we just not have enough fucking like Twitch subs or some bullshit? - I'm talking about it. - It's actually annoying. Every time I see one of those phase guys, but except Lacey, who have never seen in real life, but I'm sure would be lovely. Because he's the best journalist. - 'Cause he's in the woods. - They don't look you in the eyes when they talk to you. It's without adapt being included. - Adapts included even though I like him. I hate it. - He looks like that. - He doesn't shit where he's like, I don't know. And he just walks past you. And it's like, I don't know. The fuck's wrong with you guys. It's cringe. It's cringe and no one wants to talk about it. - No, I was gonna say outside of adapt for me at least, I 100% see what you're saying, and agree. - Is it 'cause I don't have a big ass YouTube channel where I go? - I think it's because they're so used to looking at chat. (laughing) - But they don't even know how to look someone in the eyes anymore. - I'm like a ghost when that boy runs around. - Dude, oh, Ron. Ron doesn't give you fucking any, it's nasty. - They spend so long looking at chat. They forgot what it's like to look at a human. - I think what it would-- - I like that do case on though. I like adapt to the good guys, but they're older. That's probably it. - Navy. - But it's older. - I mean, adapt to what it's like. - I think until I teamed with adapt at this basketball event, I felt similarly. Like, yeah, you have to share the battlefield. - I think how it actually works is when you're, when you're a huge streamer who's this popular, you kind of, like everybody is debating your attention and introducing, you're different. - Let's not speak for men. - You don't count. - I'll tell you what huge popular streamer is, Joe. (laughing) - I get it. - Everyone is like trying to get your attention and they're all probably an enemy and there's some fucking bald white guy with a fucking tiny dick walking around. - You have to breach their bubbles from how? It's like, you don't register as like a real person who's loaded into the game until you have done something that like qualifies you there. - You have to be there. - I don't mean-- - You have to be on crazy deep. What happened is Ron came in and I said, don't look time in the eyes. - Yeah. - What? - He'll freak the fuck out. - I'm sorry. - You have to cast a vote you are in this building. - I think it should. - It's simple. You meet thousands of people. You can't remember everybody. It's just not possible. And then-- - But if you do something memorable, like hit a trick shot-- - No, but that's the thing is-- - You immediately look at the vote. - Ron was in the game. - Huh? - Yeah, Ron was dead as the game. - No, but I think it-- - We share the event. - It means more to adapt though. - Sure, sure. But I just lose my thing. This is my thing. If there's phase guys around, they don't know who I am and I know who they are but I've never met them. And they're like, you know, I don't go fuck you or whatever. I'm like, sure, we have no shared experiences. But once we share an experience, that's when I'm like, okay, now we're in there. We're not friends, but we're cordial. We'll see each other like, oh, what's up, how you doing? And only a small amount of those guys do that, even with the shared experience, if you're not a streamer. - I have a reverse version of this question. - And let me just-- - This distance learning did that. - This phenomena exists for more than the formerly phased people. - Yes. - Do you want to ask me-- - Is this a big streamer? - Shut up, please. Give that's a big streamer I could give it to you. - I actually do want that input, yeah. - I don't want it. - I don't want it. - I look at most men and children in their eyes. - And do I've always liked that about you. A child comes in, you stare him down. - Love me. Love me has this mode, he goes into, it's really funny. I noticed it when he met Shake Drizzle's girlfriend. 'Cause like, all right, you're me, okay? You're Shake Drizzle, and you're Shake Drizzle's girlfriend. - Okay, I'm Shake Drizzle's girlfriend. - You're Shake. - Okay, okay. - I'm you. - So, you have one late wig. - We met 'cause of Burger Picture. (laughing) - Very good. All right, we're talking about it. - Let me see a second. - It's like, "Yo, dude, what's up?" - Hey, boy. - Love it, keep shooting them and love it. He's like, "Oh, man, you missed the, "A.C. Shake Drizzle's girlfriend." - Hey. - Hi, love it. - Uh-huh. - Nice to meet you. He goes into this mode where he's like-- - Yes, I hate that. - He's like, "I hate that." - He's like, "I hate that." - He's like, "I hate that." - And I'm like, "Lad way." - No, keep up the vise. We had this vibe going, you could carry that into this. - You're actually just discovering a really polite and cordial guy. - It is a new, I'm sorry, it's an isolated, very rare version of "Lad way." It's an unfindable love work. - It's a tough car to crack. - Yes, 'cause you can't, we don't ever see that. He's not gonna be, "I love it, nice to meet you." It's only for parents, girlfriends. - It's his personal. - You weren't even that when we met you. - Huh? - Like, we didn't even get that when we didn't know you. - I get the rare-- - I was different-- - I was different eight years ago. - Yeah, that was a different person eight years ago. - I'm gonna say, you've developed this guy. - It's the guy who meets parents and sensitive personnel. - It's a good guy. - It's a-- - It's a-- - It's a sweet man who comes out and mothers love him. - He doesn't feel sweet. - He feels like you're trying to get away from the action. - Because you are judging him based off your knowledge of me. - But if you judge him with fresh eyes, you go, "What a sweet guy." - I think you're plagued by knowing someone knows who you are when you meet them every time. - Plague. - Especially in that environment. - Wrong, I'm blessed. - You're blessed. - I'm blessed. - You see it as a blessing. - It's a blessing. - Why isn't it a blessing? - You're not trying to get away. - I remember this guy came out when we went to Wee Spa one time and it was with Zipper 3. - And her friends. - Her friends. - No idea. - Oh, sorry. - Hi, a lot of way, come here. - Sorry, let me get you this thing where I just, yeah, now you can't see it anymore. - Let me just, I took it. - Good bye. - Good bye, good bye. - I am Ludwig. - And then I turn around, I go check it out for my-- - Chase out. - Oh. - Oh god, the girl. - Yeah. - But yeah. - So you're there. - Yeah, and that guy comes out when we're eating food at Wee Spa upstairs in the co-ed area. - The macaques still out. - Got out. - And I'm going. - They have some cots here. - And we're with her friends that have no idea who he is. - Yeah, yeah. - And he comes out and he's not trying to get away. He's there for dinner and he's nice. And he said, "What?" - Or whatever. - I'm so sweet. - Was he acting differently consistently? It's like, let's say it was just you, Zipper, Three, and Ludwig. Would it have been, would you have gotten a different, a slightly different one? - Yeah. - Would it be different? - 'Cause we all do this. I'm just saying, it's like, it's funer to do it to you because you're like, dude, Ludwig's such a freak. He goes to like this barista and he's so different. Like, if he was just me and him in our bed, like, he's so different. But when he's around this barista, he's like, "Can I have an Americano?" "Can I have an Americano?" (laughing) - Anyway, I lost to me too, can I have a minute? But like, while we're in the fucking bed together, it's like, look at my pussy. - Here's the game, here's the game, here's the game, here's the game, here's the game, here's the game. - It's when you do it, you tighten your lips in the same way that two people in an office, like, that don't really know each other but are always passing by. - You're a boy. - You're a boy. - You're a fucking boy, right? - You're a boy, right? - That's why, and you do this like, like, oops, right, past your type of like, and it's so, you never do it anywhere else. It's like the white guy, like, very interesting. - It's very funny. - I have a real question. I have a real question. Have you noticed that in, like, this streamer phenomena in LA, what you're talking about with the phase people? - That's a big streamer? - Yeah. - Let me experience. - Are we gonna circle back through the hole? - 10 minutes. - I can add on. I said, "Clarer, my guy." - That's a big streamer. - As a streamer. - I'm like, I think the people who note this, the hardest are people who are like, removed from the space, then entirely. Like, my girlfriend, for example. - Right. - But other people that she hangs out with, like, they notice the same thing. People from not America, like Connor, from Japan. - Yeah. - Or, I did a thing from Australia. They are way more, like, personable and friendly to, like, people who have no name recognition behind them. And in LA, and I don't think LA is, like, filled with bad people or something. I think, but the American streamers, like, do not do that. - I think this is a fair assumption. I've noticed this as well. - It's 'cause they're happy to be out of whatever prison country there is. - That also might be, it's more, you're excited. needed to be in a different country. - Like Connor is trapped in Japan. - Yeah. - They he is not, it is not a fallen tear. - Why do you say yeah to that? - Well, he's trapped. - You thought that made sense? You said he's trapped. - He's on the island. - Do I not look like I have the authority? - Yeah. (laughing) - Okay. - Wait a minute. - He's trapped in Japan. - So Connor is trapped in Japan by the Kurds. (laughing) - And he's trying to escape to, dude. The Kurds have him trapped and they have him in a horrible debt. - The two Kurds in Japan that are ruined in the country. - According to the Japanese far right. - So these Kurds are forcing Connor to graffiti. - Right. - Famous locations and they want him to deface the system to solve the problem, the woke problem that's happening in Japan right now. - Yes, in the homogenous people, yes, of Japan. - It's, I mean, it sucks, right? You're trapped in this like terror world and he can't get out. Is that the main reason? Do you think? 'Cause it's like near 100% of people that aren't from the US. I feel like, I think it's the US thing. I think that makes sense, but I think it's also too complicated to like name them. - I think there's a lot of streamers who think that there, or maybe a lot of their interactions meeting people is people who know them. And so then they've adapted a greeting based off the presumption that people know them, which I think comes off much of Rooter or presumptuous, but also is probably most of the time correct. And I've made an effort no matter what, when I meet someone to introduce myself as if they don't know me. - Yeah, I mean, I made that decision too. - But it makes a lot of my interactions weird because I go, hi, I'm Ludwig and they go, I know. And then I go, what's your name? 'Cause you say it. - No, but it's okay, it's always the better option. - I know, but that's what I do every time. - But apparently now fucking, but apparently now I'm fucking trapped by fucking curds. At gunpoint, when I introduce myself to Shake's girlfriend. - You just do the white guy produce tiny things. - And that's all. - You white guy trying to get to his seat on the airplane. - I'm just a white guy getting to his seat on the airplane. - Like I just am that. - No, but she's not a seat on airplane. That's the love of Shake turns his life, bitch. - Say that shit again. - And I gotta get over to my fucking seat, so move over love of his life. - I just did, I'll kill you. - I did it though. - Kill you after. - I know it's the All Star Game yesterday together. - Was that NBA All Star Game? - Was that. - So they picked the best players from the NBA and they haven't played a game. - That's kinda hype. It's like Smash Brothers. - It's all the stars. - Yeah. - Everyone is here. - Everyone's here. - Okay. - Is Rob there? - Yeah. - Yeah, Rob. - That's Barack Obama. - Barack Obama was there. - On the team. - He wasn't playing. - Yup, dude. The step back three from Barry. - There we go. - Was he two? - Was he two. (laughing) - I'm cracking your dumbass up today. I run you. - Yeah. - I run you like a lot of you in basketball and that 14 year old runs me in basketball. - RT. - To be, to have 14 year old also ran me at basketball. - Zip, I said you were there. - The year old was good at basketball. - He didn't run me. - That's a fact. - 'Cause he had two shots in me and he missed the ball. - Oh my God. He didn't run you. We watched a clip of it happening. He ran you over. - That was only the first one, dude. - We were in the office. - We were in the office when they were kind of planning this and I was just playing Street Fighter, but they're taking the meeting right behind me. So I'm in the meeting. - And it was not in the meeting. - No, because remember, I was like, pull me on the AT&T lunch. (laughing) Ludwig because he hates meetings. He was like put slime on the lunch. Like to disrupt it. - It's not like he's in the meeting. - So it was very helpful. - It was very helpful. - After the meeting for a bit. - Originally, originally the plan was, 'cause I had six teams for balled to field six teams, but I couldn't, everyone was saying no to me. - It is funny and you did get, I feel a little bad for you stuff, Dives, because you put the line up out and then people hop on Twitter. - Such a dog gun. - People hop on Twitter and they're like, fucking didn't invite any women again. Oh nice. - Guess you bought women from the event. Fucking Ludwig massages. But some people are unironically upset and it's like, he has to like 15 of it. - I was so many people, bro. - He has so many people in AT&T in such a bitch at meetings. 'Cause AT&T will be in a meeting and be like, hey, I think it'd be nice if we had the list of all the talent early. Like, is there a way to get it early? - And I'm like, yeah, fucking good call, dude. - Let's get it, I like that. Let's get it early. - No. - How about we get it early? - Well, let me go to the talent store and make sure to grab it today on my own from where I came from. - I like my luck in it. - You are the greatest criminal for the early special. - You are, I'm not a criminal. - You are committing a crime. - I like it. - I was 30 outgoing messages. - Okay, we're in a meeting and there's a historic, let me get it early. - There's a problem with Ludwig selecting. - Hey, for the coffee today, what if we got it fast? - See it faster, give it a machine. - Give it a faster. - And I'm listening. - I wanted a fast way. - And we all know this is true. No matter what he says right now, everybody at the company would tell you, this is true. And we're like a month and a half out from the event. And he, I say Ludwig, could we try to get all the talent reached out to or pick all the talent by Sunday of this weekend, which was like four days from now so that we can get the rest of the event place? - I think it'd be better to have it earlier rather than later. And then he, he stops, changes his voice. And starts going, oh, it'd be better to have it sooner than later. (laughing) - It'd be better to have it sooner. - Oh my, and then I was like, yeah. And then he's like, oh, it'd be nicer to have it sooner. And there's 15 people on this call. - Bro, hey, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, - I'm out of my nation, sorry. - KELBY is messaging me. KELBY is messaging me during the meeting. It is like thank you for fighting the good fight. - It's not fighting the good fight, 'cause you fucking - It is fighting the good fight, breads. Don't do shit. (laughing) I do all the fucking work and you're going there. Hey, what if you just did your work faster and better? - Are you serious? - Are you serious? We offered it, reach out to talent all the time. You tell us no, Ludwig, are you fucking kidding me? - I asked for one talent this time and y'all failed it. So it's like, what do you want from me? - Is that true? - I suggested like a bunch of the people I went with. Nike fucking Jake he was supposed to ball out this fucking event. - He was supposed to do some crazy shit. - I have to fucking Jake he was supposed to ball fucking out and I said, hey, don't get me, Nike, Jake he. And he goes, and he goes, you're supposed to message him. I can't believe this, and that's the difference. Okay, so I'm in there and they're doing all the planning and there's like one team left and it's kind of close to the end. - We're basically, where I can't invite more, I've invited like 50 people and all of them said no and I need another team. - Yeah, and one of them was like, hold on, we can get those, the kids from when they sonned slime and basketball and then he's like, hold on, let me message him on Instagram. And now all of a sudden-- - I texted him directly, it was on Instagram. - Oh really? Oh, did you text him directly? And he's just like, hey, what are you doing later? (laughing) - A message is just kid I know and then in the meeting I'm like, slime's gonna lead these kids. - Yeah, the idea was that I would be a coach and then I started thinking, oh, it'd be funny if I'm like in short shorts and have this like mustache. And then I'm like, actually that's getting kind of too close. - Okay, well, it actually became too close because nut was there and he lost and after losing, he made himself the coach of the kids. But he kept saying, I'm the coach and the little fuckers and you can't call him that and he kept going. - He's in high school and he kept going to little fuckers. - I'm the coach and the little fuckers. - Yeah, that's the same way. - The puritan in the country and the little fuckers are cheating. - These little fuckers cheating, they made me, they made me start smoking cigarettes nine years ago. These little fuckers. - I need to do the Obama voice while he's coaching. - No, he just keeps calling him. These little fuckers, and their moms are right there. - You can do that. - When moms are around, no swearing. - And then he does it on the mic. - That's a beast. - And I'm like, come on man, they're not little fuckers. - They're not gonna AT&T. (laughing) - He can do the power balls and play it nonetheless. - That ball keeps us all connected. Why would he do this? - I'm nuts, shame on nut. Shame on him. - But yeah, it was funny because-- - Oh yeah, check this video out. - Oh, he is there? - Yeah, this is my video, and that's Perio and the blue jacket. - Oh, I got the photo. - That's Barack Obama next to-- - Next to Dr. Jay. - Dr. Jay. - That's so crazy. - Where's the secret service that he still has? - Dude, I don't know, the security is lack. - I definitely could've gone over and become friends. (laughing) - That one, right? - That's the second person we have this phone. - Tell him, bait your second sensor. - Okay, well you get that privilege forever. - Is the fucking former president? - I don't think it's absolutely legal. - There's no way, for the rest of your life, no one can make funny jokes about-- - Shooting some threes with Obama. (laughing) - What, like going for a long walk in the park with my best mate, Barack Obama. - This is how I'd row the boat with Obama, going down the stream while the water is glistening. - Yeah, you're not-- - I actually think it's fine to say. - I wanna chill with Barack Obama. - But you can't say, I am not fun of the former president Barack Obama. - Like, also I've been practicing my archery, what do you think? - Five? - Yeah. - That's what you can't do. - Also I found a stick in the park that was proper long. - Yeah, no, dude, I'm watching you. - I mean you have plenty of watching you. - I'm saying you need to cover it all up. - And what do you say something like? - March 29th. (laughing) - Oh, just Sue. - But you really have to say the year. - The year? - Yeah. - Well obviously, 2026. - Oh, this year. - This year. - March 29th, 2026. - What are you trying to do? - I'm gonna be in China. - That will be in China. (laughing) - I got that picture of Kirk Sama. - I cannot wait, bro. - I got Kirk Sama on my back. (laughing) - Show me Kirk Sama. - Damn, it's beautiful. - Wow. - It's so perfect. - Looking at his other day. - Wow, I was responsible for 9/11 2003. - One. - That's a one. - That's a one. - That's a one. - Okay. - I was responsible for that. and a small butt crack show. - What does that love someone think, gather, open? - This is like bedbeth and beyond like a wall art as a tattoo. - Yeah. - And then it has a horse. - This guy, this is actually S.O. Best, I think. - No, yeah. - This is S.O. Best, bro. - This is S.O. Best and while they're getting the back tattoo, I'm just enchanted. - It's beautiful. - It's so beautifully well done. - That's Stelios now, by the way. - Stelios now? - Yeah. - I was, Stelios was in chat the other day and I was like, dude, I thought I saw you a genesis, but it was just a different. - And we're crazy like him. - Yeah. - I really thought it was. - I think God, I'm not crazy. - No, not crazy. - But all Greeks look alike. - It's true, it's true. - I say that. - Whoa, sorry. But it's different. - Oh, I hate the Greek fruit, and I look crazy. - I hate the Greek Greek fruit, now I'm in debt. - I hate the Greek fruit, now I'm debt, and I fuck crazy. I fuck crazy, I'm in debt, bro, really. And I can't just win still, fuck, fuck. - I wanna go for you so bad. (laughing) - Wait, did you explain why they can't swim? I feel like we blew past it. - It's just one of the curses of the gum gum fruit or any pa-devil fruit for that matter. - 'Cause they're like pirates. - It's, I think part, well, most of it, if you look up the world map, if you look up the world map of one piece, it's so much ocean. - Can you stop? - Yes. - Wait, fuck you. - Spoyling? - Wait, wait, wait, this is actually a win spoiler? - Question. - Look how much water there is, bro. - Wait, whoa. - Are they just bad fucking bitches on the red line? - Are there bad bitches on the red line? - I'm talking like Slim Thick Latina, shouties on the red line. - I don't think, no, I think they're in the grandline the bad bitches. - Okay. - I'm talking about big ass. - I'm from West部. - Yeah, okay, look at Boa Hancock. Boa. - Boa. - Are you kidding me Boa Hancock? Is the character's name? - Look at Boa Hancock. - Not rule 34, just normal, whoa. That's the Slim Thick Latina. - There she is. - Welcome. - Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. - And she's from the red line. - No, no, no, she's not from the red line. I think she's losing the red line. - What a crazy show. - So yeah, can you clutch it? Like if you take the fruit, can you get in the water and be like, I'm gonna swim, I don't fucking care. - Now this happens to buggy. He buggy immediately accidentally eats the chop chop fruit and then flies into the water and then he's like, wait, I can't swim, your body seizes up. - Are you just physically unable to swim? You say? - Yeah, you just can't move a fuck, you just can't swim out. - Is there a breeze underwater through? - You're in the water? What if you're getting like a fat? - There are zoen fruits that can make you into a like water, half water, half man, like a half shark, half man. - So you can get in, I can't swim, fuck it. It doesn't matter. I'm gonna sink to the bottom of the ocean. Still breathe, still be alive. - See what's down there. - I don't think you can swim with even as the like the shark. There are fish men. - Okay. - Fish men can are like the really the water, guys. - But for water, guys, this. - Weed our own poop. - And our kids. - Of course we need the poop. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And there's guys who can run on water. - Dude, I was a, I was a genus. - With the fruit. - Yeah, alkiji can run on water. But he makes the water ice. - I was a genus and there was these, these two people came up and it was this man and a woman. And they were like, hey, can we get a picture of big fans? Well, yeah, of course. And I did, I asked something that I stopped my, after I asked, I was like, you shouldn't ask that. But I was like, are you guys brother and sister? I think they were a couple. But then they looked me dead ass and they were like, nah, we're just from Minnesota. (laughing) And I'm like, that's a weird thing to reply to my question, but they were very nice. But I thought about it all day. I was like, what do they mean? It doesn't make sense. - That's the best answer ever, man. - Yeah. - 'Cause you ask the question that's like potentially somewhat like minorly rude. And they, you know, they chop it up back. - Yeah, they kind of sent it back at me. - I think you know what they meant. What did you say? - Minnesota. - Minnesota. - Shut up, slug. - Yeah, I was slug exactly what I was doing. Wow. - That's from, I think, always come back home to you at the very end. - Yep. - And he's shouting out millions of it. - Yeah. - Minnesota, he says. - He says Minnesota. - Dude, this is the hard drive space. - It's so taken up. - You just talked about, what are you doing? - He's just picking up by fucking one piece. - Or is this about fucking intelligent rap? - Rhymes air shit. - The thing is, one piece will still exist in 15 years. And there won't be many slug listeners. - What was the name of the basketball court your event was held at? - Tara Saki-Burukon? - Isn't that kind of funny? - That slime? - That he had to find a basketball court anywhere. And he was like, ah, probably the one called. - Oh my god. - Isn't that funny? - Dude, I love that you guys give me the credit into finding the venue. - No, but the people that work for him. - They know what you're gonna say I should know. - 'Cause he'll show up and be like, "Haw, suge!" And he'll be really excited all day. He'll be really cooperative. - Dude, so it was in Little Tokyo. Which, as a Chinese man, I resented. - Let me walk you around. Everyone in the streets is cheering. - Hi, love to see you. - Love and come. - He's like, "Hello!" - All right, yeah. - I'm like, I'm coming in today. I haven't been like, "Could've gotten number one "in a trying to town." - Walsh or Megoran. And so it was in Little Tokyo and we had a lunch with AT&T. Keep up the release. - I was supposed to be on that lunch. - You're supposed to be on that lunch, could make it. - Can make it. - Could've made it, too. So Calbee's the one who picks the spot. I'm like, where'd you go? 'Cause we're in Little Tokyo. So I'm in a great put. Could've gotten a trophy cattle. - Wingstop. - No. - And he needed actual junk. - He ain't got a wingstop. But he's like, he's like, it's not a Little Tokyo. He's like, I had to find a place for nine people. And I go, yeah, nine people on a Friday at 2 p.m. That's gonna be hard. (laughing) So he finds this place called Tracks. Take a Uber there. And it drops us off at Union Station. - Yeah. - You just wait. - That's weird. - That's a train station. - Oh my God. - And he's like, oh, it looks like it's inside. I mean, walk inside. It's a bar inside the train station. - Is he trying to get the fucking bag step down? Is he trying to molest the money? - He. - It's disgusting. They're gonna be so offended. Tell him molested the money. - Nope. - See, I was just trying to mow the mud. - Ludd? - I don't mind that. - It's a mow Monday. - He's mowing the mud. - Well, no, it's not mow Monday. - No, I don't like that. - I like that. - 'Cause you shouldn't be doing that. - I also don't like that. - Yeah, so we go up, and it's a bar, and you have to order the food at the bar. And we get there first, and he's like, - Did you get a little library? - He's got a little library face. - A little library thing. - Did you get a little square? - Where the food's ready, it's gonna be in bro. Did you get a little number? Did you get the number in there? - Yeah. - That's really fucking funny, man. - Yeah, he's fucked again. It used to be a newspaper stand. - Well, that's fun. - And they turned it into a rest, and it's called Tracks, because. - It's like he found an airport, like restaurant. - Yes. - At not at the airport. - Yeah, yeah. - At the Burbank airport. - But you're at little Tokyo, and you're leaving little Tokyo. - A food center. - A food center. - I don't think you've slapped the dog shit out of him for something like that. - Did you? - Yeah, we've got a fucking car after, and I slapped the dog shit out of him. And I said, "You're mowing the munt." (laughing) - Around these bars, we don't mow the munt. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm mowing the munt. - I am. - I'm sorry. - Well, love me. Yes, I mowed the munt. Okay. (laughing) I am mowed the munt. (laughing) - Okay. Yes, I molested the money. (laughing) - What I say about saying the whole phrase, you say mow the munt. (laughing) - What was it, the whole phrase? - You don't say the whole phrase, you never say the whole phrase. - If Kelvin is gonna be nicer to everybody else, would be nice to be Kelvin. - I'm nice to have a guy. - I'm that as nice of that guy. I'm a sweet treat. - Yeah, I guess. He's fine, I guess. - I'm coming around on Kelvin. - Oh, yeah? Well changed. - Well, he said something that really made me mad, but then I talked to him about it, and then we grew closer after that. - That's so nice. - Yeah. - Do I ever say something that makes you mad? - I don't think so. I think, no, I don't think you've ever made me mad the way he did. 'Cause, that's what? - What about that one, we're talking about the dishes. - I don't think you made me mad. You were just fucking annoying. (laughing) - Thanks. - That was it. - You know what I'm saying? - Love it, dad, we're fighting. - Love it. - This made me off, but I knew why you were pissed off. You weren't trying to hurt my feelings. You were just mad. And I think I understood that. So no, you have always kept it in line. - Well done. - Yeah. - Because otherwise, if you set that line, I would have fucking told you. - I don't think that the two times you're the most mad at me. It was that. And then when I slapped your back playing Mario Party, and that's-- - I was really mad. - That's what it took. - Okay, most too much. - Most mad you've ever been at me a neck. - Are you guys? - Yeah. - Margie. - Margie. - Margie this. - So ain't it's tough because-- (laughing) - Because sometimes there's also a normal state of anger that occurs when I look at it. - It's a passive anger. - Dude, okay. - No, I'm not getting your skin. - Sometimes I would just-- - It feels like a Metal Gear Solid NPC. I'd be thinking about life at like 10 p.m. And then I'll just get mad at Aiden. - Oh. - Right. - And it still happens? - It just happens sometimes. - Yeah. - And now I know we just put those feelings on the little shelf and we watch them for five minutes and then we look back and they're gone. - Right. - And everything's okay. But if we look back and they're still there, then it's time. - Then we fucking kill 'em. - When you're having a hard day and you know Aiden's somewhere that's unbothered, completely unbothered by life or anything. - That's it, that's it. - It's like what's that about? - You get it. - What is that about? - Like what the hell is that about? - Usually I feel like-- - Don't hold your knees. - Yeah, that's-- - Don't hold your knees. - Honestly, that ain't thing to be doing. - Hands on your knees. - That's how you made a sexy, I like that. - So what's the most mad? - The most mad? Dude, it's honestly, it's funny 'cause there's all same variations of it, but it's the T. - Oh wow. - It's the T or any time we were playing melee together. - Yeah. - You were really mad at me. - But I'm gonna count back. - It's like, I'm just being a pussy at that. - The melee stuff was so funny because, when you would get mad from probably the first six months we lived together. I didn't think you were serious. Yeah, serious enough because it was funny because you would hear it and then be slimy like you're fucking loser. Yeah, and I'm just letting you listen to it. Yeah, he's got a boy getting hit by that. Yeah, I remember the most the most mad you ever got at me playing. Melee was you were complaining about me not approaching and then I incessantly called out every time I ran forward in the game. Oh my god, Molly burning. Yeah, it's Molly. It was Molly burning. Yeah, that's good. That's the one that I remember the most. I can appreciate Molly burning now that he has his counterstrike phase. Yes, Molly makes to fire. This is what that's right. Our friend Zeke. What was the exact argument before it was like you're not calling anything out? Dawson was, uh, yeah, he wasn't saying he sees like you need to jump spot that and call call it out when you see anything. And then and he was essentially blaming Zeke for the site like loss. And then the next round Zeke just narrates everything he does by the tick. That's a good one. All right, running forward running. Hey, it's the right Molly. Molly down Molly burning. Molly burning. Oh my god, there's one. That's okay. Went back inside it. It's it's really funny. This is so funny, dude. So petty. Wait, what's the most mad you got at Nick? Nick? I'm honestly, it was probably about some, uh, I think I get mad at Nick. You know what it is. It's when he doesn't. It's when you try to get to like eat food and all the sudden the picky man shows up. It's so it's like, bro, what the fuck do we do? And I understand, but I want you to know Valentine's day came up and guess who you needed. You needed the picky man. And that's why I'm coming around. I came to the picky man. He said, I need to get something from my girl and I want high premium shit. I don't want basic gas bullshit. And you know what? He actually, you know what he said? Here's the pathetic part. He's like, just go to seas, bro. No, it was a full circle camera because I was like, first I was like, well, there's this place in downtown Pasadena. It's pretty nice. I've been there once. I haven't tried their chocolate. I was like, but you know what, bro? I just went to seas. I know it's like a little bit seas. There's like 900 of them. But like, I've been there a while. I went there. It's fire. Just go to seas. And then you can pick out all of them by hand. And you know, I said, when you show it to her, you can be like, this is why I thought you'd like this one. And you have to feel about pancakes. You can explain why you picked each one. I thought it was cute. It's a cute gesture. He's like, you know, you picked out the honey walnut chicken. Yeah, just like I got this for you. It's for you. I thought it was a little sweet, but also there's walnut high fatties. Yeah, he helped me out on that in either way. I was grateful. But the true thing is like, I think the problem about it sees, I know what we're going to tell is, you know, check out Target. Right. But I think I'm good. I put too much thought into what the void in my life actually wanted. I'm sorry. She's a boy, not a void. I was like, I think you're talking about yourself. No, but yeah. Like I put too much thought because I think she was just happy at the gesture, which is kind of free at the moment, which you got. You only get so many of those got to start trying to. I'm just, chocolate is one of those things, not to overly defend myself, but I have been thinking about candy a lot, especially chocolate. If I make time crap, you shut the fuck up, man. You're the most mad I've been at you right now, dude. Shut up. I'm going off about fucking chocolate, dude. Like what the fuck, dude? Why don't you let him say some fucking chocolate, bro? Let him fuck me, let me do my thing. This is like, God, I'm mad now. Go back to 3000 years. I'm sorry. You trying to cycle a modern day sock or two? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to hear your thoughts on chocolate. I went into that seas and I was the only guy in there and it was a bunch of like older women and it was packed. And I'm like, this isn't for Valentine's Day. These are regulars. These are ladies tree themselves. These are ladies who are like, I want the new one, motherfucker. Yeah, bro, the toffee ones, fire. I want the one with the marshmallow in it. I haven't even seen that somewhere else. I got my flower lady. I go to pick up my flowers and it's, I pick it up Valentine's Day morning. Shit showing there. Yeah. Yeah, I went to the brim with dudes going, what do you got? Yeah. I don't even know what she likes. This is you pick. She's a bitch. She's a bitch. She was this one. She's like orchid. 49.99. Or kid. Maybe, yeah, maybe that'll work. No, nothing would kid in the name. I only want to fucking thinking about it. Yeah, I actually was that guy because I was like, I shouldn't you fly. I don't think flowers are that important, but I was like, I'll get them. I've never really got them, but I go to the same place I went to in Ludwig. We pretended he died on that episode. And we got that beautiful beef. It was like $300. If you die, we'll get another one. That's okay. It was really nice. Thanks. But I went to that same place and I'm looking around. And it was that moment where it's like all of everything that's on the shelves has a note on it for pickup. And I'm like, oh, these are arrangements. And I did, and I was like, he got anything for me. Yeah, I was like, he got any pre-made. He got any pre-built. Let's imagine a chud walked in. Or he'd be getting right now. What chud need is something for his foyd. Give a chud a foyd and he'll buy flowers. We should have the chud rack. And what'd you get? The flower store. I got these beautiful orange and rose. And it was a couple of roses, but it was orange and green. It was very nice. And then the guy was like $75. And I'm like, and he's like, flowers are really expensive right now. And I'm like, I can only believe you. Yeah, they're not. You just got up charged because you put it on Valentine's Day. Yeah, he let me have it. Dude, why don't you fuck shine on? You'd be fucking putting you guys on games. You're not gonna be fucking pinging. No, I appreciate it. But I feel like I'm pinging. No, the pinging was good. I'm pinging you guys to get flowers. I'm pinging you guys about boo-boxes. You guys don't even fucking listen to me. I listen to what we're talking about. You got flowers day of, dog. It was a different situation. We decided to do it a different day because I was going to Genesis. My girlfriend was busy. I know black eye Dominican papi. Dominican men. Oh, she was getting bench press. Yeah. What? She sent me a video of it. Why weren't you there? What? Why weren't you there with her? She told me not to go. I know black eye Dominican, papi. Dude, you can't. Did she look that up? You said that so good. Look at what I just said, bro. Yeah. I'm no black eye Dominican, papi. I tried to call her. I tried to call her on Saturday. Straight to that voicemail. And she said, I can't talk right now. She turned up her location. And she said that like she's on rep number 80. He's on rep number 80. We're not slowing down. That was cool. How long she there? Huh? How long she there? Like four days. Four days? She's still there right now. She's actually still there right now. Bro, bro. Well, it sounds like things are going awesome. They're good, bro. They're good. What'd you do for Valentine's Day, though? What? What'd you do for all hung out people? Oh, dude. Oh, dude. What did I do? Oh, you know, office. In my flashcards. Oh, sick. Played CS for nine hours, baby. Oh, my. How much are you? How much are you? Elo? Yeah. I finished even on the day. Oh, my goodness gracious. Would you eat some good? Eat? You have a nice dinner. Did you use an app to get it? I used an app to get whatever you ate. Oh, no. I heated up one of my co-cunity meals. Oh, man. Oh, that's. I was saying that it's people. Like co-cunity is people that they cook up. And they chop and they put in the box. And then I saw there's a picture of a guy on the box. This man on the box. This is Edward. That's the guy. He's your meal today. He's your meal. Yeah, Edward ate mostly beef throughout his life. Edward has. Edward had a fibrous diet, which is passed on to you. Did we get. I had a good Valentine's day. Yeah, how do you. How do you find what. If you were zipper, how. Oh, there it is. Right? Oh, yeah. It's gonna be that one. It's a rupee seven foot two baller. Run that one. No, this guy's just using the caption. Look at it. Look how tall he is. Yeah, he's seven foot two. That's what it says in the thing. This is what Aiden looks like. Tutu. We. He's not blocked by the way he's Dominican. We walked. When we walked into the all-star game, there was like a group of high school basketball players that were all above the height of like 68. Dude, I didn't hear what that was. That has looked like a forest. Yeah. Also, they weren't. We did not like. You would not think they were high schoolers. Why, I love him. Because they were seven foot three. I thought they were all like overseas. Yeah, but don't they just look like big children? No. No, they were like. They were all. - Dude, I think they were all taller than Grant Williams. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. Were they some sort of experimental boy? - Yeah, I think they're making 'em. - What is that sentence? - Adam Silver, Adam Silver launched a new program. He's just, they're trying to make 'em. - Oh my God. - Dude, they're all tall as damn hell. - They're being really tall. - In any way, one recognized me. - Average ledwig viewer. - Dude. - We'll end on this, maybe we're close to ending. - The ASU frame-mogger. He knew, he's like, he said he doesn't watch ledwig anymore but he used to a lot as a kid. - I grew. - And then said, yeah, I knew he went to ASU and was a journalist. Which is kind of like a nowhere thing. - Yeah. - He's gonna be different in that. - I grew him. - Yeah, don't say it fast, like you said. - I grew him. - No, okay, you said it that time. - I'm trying to sound out what you guys are hearing. - Yeah. - That's important to do. But yeah, I was actually really surprised and I'm like, you know what, as we, as we get further into time, this will keep happening. - He's a lod cell. - Yeah. - What do you think along his development? - He's annoyed. - When he decided to start doing D-Bull. - Loid. - Probably one time when I was on a stream and I was doing double by and he went, fuck, that looked big. - And he's like, shit, let me get him out of here. - I wanna be a loiter when I'm older. - Oh, loiter. - Loiter is so fucking exciting. - Let me start taking a trend. - It's a loiter. - It's better than lodwiggers, I'll say that much. - Yeah. - You wanna eat that one? - Still gotta go. - I mean, it was gone, you brought it back. - It does, no, I'm not the one who brings it back. Who, who did you collab with? - Age of saying. - Yugi loves saying it. Age of said it too. - So yeah, it's not going to be. - It's not going to be saying it. (laughing) - Your age loves saying it. - Dude. - I love, I love your age. - She's a trait, Yugi. - Yugi's a trait. - No, Yugi sucks, bro. - What? - Look up, Yugi making women cry compilation. - What? - There's a compilation. - I've seen this. - She's a trait at basketball. - Yeah. - Who among us has? - Yeah, 'cause you're not a woman. - Oh, you're not a damn woman. - Wait, are you consuming clips and making stuff? - Franklin Pierce was a great president if you were a white man in the East. He's considered the worst president of all time. - Thank you. - He invented the Trail of Tears. - You made fucking, you made fucking Cinnocry, bro. It's on site now. - Valkyrie burst into tears from Yugi's yapping and trolling. - We do a bit of yapping and trolling. - Yeah, click a clip. Click a clip, make Aiden watch it. Just click the one that is right there. - Love it, this is slanderous. - It's a clip. - Look, that's the settle one. - Click a clip. - You got mad at me last week for watching Sloppy. - This not Sloppy, bro. This is something that happened. - Oh, I love it. - But we're gonna, you're rage reacting to it. - You're rage and rage? Well, that's kind of on the say, at least. - It's better be capped. - Yugi! - That's like how you say buggy. - Buggy! (laughing) - Dude, put me in that show. - Oh my gosh, she's crying. - She turned off the cam, bro. - Well, she could be imposter. This could be a big play. - Yeah, that's true, actually. - This is some fucked up brain rush. - Okay, this is a brain rushing the memory. - Yeah, it's horrible. - Is it, do I see the thumb up? I don't remember. Anyway, that's your fucking hero, dude. - Well, Aiden hates women and he lost a lot of Wig and Basketball. - True. - And if he's on a smart level, he's not the good narrow. He become a Lloyd like he should. And anyway, guys, we leave you with that. - That's all my loads out there, keep it up. Keep fighting the good fight. - And if you're a Patreon Lloyd, we'll see you soon. - Don't let anyone mo your mind. - Let anybody mo your mind. - I can't help it, I'm your parents. - See you in the premium.