Ep. 236 - We Tried Making Music

[music] I've watched Flows, Franchement Song, so many times. It's a hit. You like the Franchement Song? So many, so many times. And then we have a CS team right now that we've been playing with, and we're in the stack playing on Saturday night. We're like a couple games in. There's only four of us. Takumi has to leave. So it's four of us in a random who won't speak into his microphone. He's a fine teammate otherwise. But we just keep singing versions of this song to the fifth guy. And we're like taking turns singing verses of this "Flyin's Cross" video. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm jealous, even. Yangling Yusif and Adam of the Adam Smash series. Adam too? Rotating version. Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting fed. I'm getting fed. Qt reacts to slime song videos on YouTube home games. I'm singing it casually while streaming, but the lyrics are so crass. And I forget. So some viewers, they're like, what's up with the fuck you and the sister? What did you say? Why did you say that? When you say something about when you go, because I am a fan of fire, you change your voice when you hit the pedophile part. Can we shoot like a genius lyric interview with you? Oh my god. On the stool. Oh, yes. Yeah, so when I said that our blood is poisoned, see, that's because. That's a funny idea. But I made sure to include that not all of us. And some French people are normal. I thought that was so, let's just post it to the yard channel. You like that shit. You like that shit? You like that shit? You know what? Yeah. I mean, so it was funny because I watched, I do a lot of casual gaming now. Oh, and not casual. I'm a casual gamer. I said it. I see that my computer a lot more in game. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to say. I don't know how to casual gaming now, but it's not casual because I'm hardcore. I'm a hardcore gamer. Yeah. I'm hardcore gamer, but I always, I need to have something up to listen to. And I found out if nothing, if no one's alive, I actually kind of get annoyed. So I'm turning into like one of those fucked up chapters. You're not ready to do that. Yeah. No, but, you know, I don't like bother people with chats, but like, I need to have something up on my other screen while I'm trying to chew through super long chat. There's a super long chat. Go live. Go live. I always message him. I was like, I was like, and it earlier today, didn't we bitch? Yeah. There's a new, like, there are not a new trend, but maybe a revived trend of 24/7 channels. Yeah. Like, like, a VOD channels of people that they separate that don't overlap with their main, that just run VODs right for 7, right? Right. Maybe times. You're the market. Mm-hmm. You're hood. Oh, I've, I've always been the market. It's just, now it's like really, it's really invasive because I like, I'm just right up to my screen. Actually, I was be like on the floor, fucking laying around, jerking off, like, have something up, and now it's like, ah, but anyway, I'm, and I watch a lot of extreme a lot. And it's funny because he just, dude, you were pissy yesterday. Dude, I was pissy yesterday. You were pissy. Can I cut your nuts? Pissie boy on his piss. It's piss time now. You got piss all over your dick, too. French piss. It's like orange. I was a little pissy yesterday, yeah. Anyway, it's pissy. But no, I watch him a lot. He gets pissed at the run, but he has a great idea, and he's like, people are just of many crazy songs about him being a fucking fat lull cow and shit. And I'm like, I messaged him, I'm like, what's going on? What's happening? And he explained it. I was like, hold this, hold this for a second, and I turn on OBS and bust it out in the length of the song. It was 100% not premeditated, and then I sent it to Tim on like, to the top of the list now. To the top of the list. Now Tim. And he's like, don't know if I can do that, but I'll try. And I was like, you can do it, you can do it. To the top Tim. Yeah, Tim's message. He goes, refresh. There's new ones. Oh, there's new ones. Oh, refresh. Thanks Tim. But then I got kind of annoyed because it was yesterday, and I'm watching you, and you're having the most miserable day at your job. And then Tim just plays it, and I'm like, Tim, he doesn't want to hear this. No, no, you're fucking with the joke. You're refiling it into a part of his brain. He doesn't like. Tim. No, I was fine with that. I was singing it yesterday. It's like, you're calming yourself down. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, fire pumps driving home to the local. I'm like, how I'm a damn pedophile, and my blood's poison, because it's a nice tune. And even in my darkest hour, it can brighten my day. I mean, that's durandaranda. Your eyes aren't gonna be listening. Yeah. There's 500 now. So crazy. Which, there's like 40 hours of good music to listen to. I think I listened to him so many times that YouTube recommended me, like a cranberry's linger parody that somebody had submitted to you. They think that it's just parody time now, and you're under 10 views. It had 10 views on YouTube, and it got recommended. I was in the first 20. I listened to him. I listened to it offline. I was trying to listen to all the songs, and every once in a while you hit like a discord mod, who's being really quiet in his apartment. That's actually a lot of it. I was like, I can't listen to this one. Let me back you up, brother. That is 18-year-old, 19-year-old living with his mom. Yep. A lot of them are just people being really quiet, and you're like, "You don't want to wake anyone up, dude." You also barely want to be saying any of this. Yeah. Like you're embarrassed. Some people post on his subreddit, and they'll be like, "Okay, I haven't really got any idea." And they write up the lyrics, and everyone's like, "Record it, pussy." I don't even care about the fucking lyrics, bro. There were a lot of "I thought of this, but someone else do it." It's at the top of my playlist right now. This one I got, 25k views, just straight up. Dude, it's my shit is unlisted, and it has, like, that's fused, it's really-- Push it public, bro. I don't want to push it public. I like it. Oh, keep it, fucking keep it. It's underground, bro. Keep it underground, bro. You need the link. You think fucking awesome rappers like NetSpin were like, "Everyone please listen to my music." You're like, "No, dude, he made it hard as fuck to find." Okay. Now that's just really easy to find. No, but it's-- Now that's on fucking Pandora, bro. That's on Pandora. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. IHAR radio, Pandora. Yeah. You're listening to NetSpin, brought to you by Salesforce. It's the IHAR radio, NetSpin Fest. Oh! That's what happens. When I heard Tyler the creator in Target, and I tweeted about it, people crucified me. They're like, "Yeah, I don't keep stupid pussy." Tyler's Ben mainstream. I'm like, "I don't care. He shouldn't be in Target." He said, "Pregnant bitch, what are we doing?" He didn't say that. Yeah. Just keep him out of Target. Not a sense of moral superiority. It's just that it's cool when he wasn't in Target. No, I released that one album and then I kind of just, he didn't say that. And I shot for a pregnant woman. The Target, the one-roach challenge, like a really hot cockroach, and you gotta eat it, like a chip. You gotta eat a whole. He has to tie the creator one-roach challenge. I'm down. Dude. Let's just eat bugs now. Okay. Okay. Let's just do it. Well, you couldn't. Sorry. I'm monkey's first thought. What are you just saying? You were the least brave of us food was. Ah, it's me. If it's cooked, I'm good. I think it's definitely me. It's low-key braver. No, I'm a pathetic little pussy because if something is a day expired and it's a wet good, not a try good, not a politic, I won't eat it. We just traded. Really? Yeah, we traded. I don't eat anything expired. Anything at all? How much would a pussy I am? Even if it says best by, I'm kind of like, not so ill say like loving, but- Like that granola bar he just ate. You would not eat that. Um, it's like best by today. But tomorrow you're fucking out. It's to eat the expired ate. Yeah. And it's granola. Yeah. With peanut butter. If I'm not that hungry, I'm not eating that. I gotta be really hungry because it's a granola. But if it's like anything, if it's like milk and it's like expires tomorrow, I might not fucking drink it. No, probably take milk. I don't like it. Really? Will you sniff test? No. No. Wow. Because I'm if I got my pussy little baby fear of throwing up and it's like, it makes it hard to eat so much stuff. If I even convince myself that it'll make me sick. Me, I got a, I just got, what do you call it? Stealthed? You know what stealthing is? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this is like a term for, it's a sex term- It's a horrible sex term, but it's pretty- And it? It's a form of that. Yeah. You're tend to put on a condom and then you don't. Yeah. And have sex with somebody. But that happened in the movie. I thought it was in- When I was a little- When I was a little- When I was a little- When I was a little- No, it's just- It's just not wearing a condom, but I happened to me when I was a little kid. Making those little noises. Wait, what? What? Wait, what? What? It happened in me when I was a little kid because- But it was with milk. Oh, okay. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. You can feel the condom from milk. That's not a new thing. You know that. You know that. What? I got stealthed by a milk. It was like a pint carton and it was- It was rotten. And I ported- Did you see it? I could stealth. Did you see it? I got- I was a kid because my mom saw my N64 wires. And it fucked up my day. Yeah. Like what? No, no, no. I ported in the cereal. You know how they're downplaying what happened to me. I know how they're downplaying what happened to me too. (laughing) I poured it in a cereal and I ate the cereal and it was like spoiled milk. And it was like disgust. I still think about it to this day. And it was a surprise. And now I'm scared of, you know, that. - This is how I realized, I mean, my brother were different was when I was, when I was like, I must have been like 11, 10 years old. My brother took out ranch dressing from the fridge and like put it on something. I don't even know what it was. He ate it and he was like, oh, this tastes kind of weird. Let me check the expiration. It was expired for five years. (laughing) First of all, I'm like, mom. - Yeah, that's on your mom. - I know, I never fuck with the fridge, but like, come on, you gotta be on top of this. - My brother just goes, my brother just laughs. He's like, that's crazy, I'm like dude, I would be like carving my insides out to get it out. (laughing) I'm freaking out. I opened the fridge, I saw a yuhu. And I was like, fuck, that would go crazy. And I looked at the expiration date before he even had a sip and it was like two years expired. - A bottle or box draw? - Box draw. - Fellain. - Did you run it? - I ran a sip for sure. - You ran a sip for sure. - I was just curious if it got better with age, like a watch. - Sure, sure. - Yuhu is not, it's not dairy. It's some other thing that we don't even know the ramifications of it. - Yeah, it's the patina form and I could make a vinegar. - Well, how was it? - Not good. - I threw it out instantly. It was horrible. It was like a horrible beverage. - Yeah, dude, Yuhu fell off. - Yuhu fell off crazy. - Especially the box. - Well, you see the bottle sometimes. - You know why? - What's why? - No, I don't. - Well, 'cause it ain't real milk. - I don't think we drink oat milk, bro. - Nobody knows what it's made from. - Yuhu oat milk. - Is that Yuhu oat milk? - Yuhu oat. - Would you better? - Yuhu oat. - Yeah, that would hit crazy. - Because people would be like full of Yuhu oat milk. - But the thing is they can't put anything following Yuhu because the formula is a secret and they don't want people to know it. - If you're listening comment below, if you've drinkin' a Yuhu, like the most recent. - And if you have also just unsubscribe. - Last, no, just the last that you drink are Yuhu. (laughing) - Enough to describe. - I don't know if I've ever had one. - You should put Yuhu out of Canada. - You have your own shit. - We should fuckin' put, we should hook you up to Yuhu. - Back to Yuhu. - Just hook me up, look at IV. - I wanna see it. 'Cause I wanna see you go. - Wait, Yuhu, you would do the Charlie Manson like nine faces he does. - We got you. - We got you. - I gotta get on that. Shotgunning that. - Dude, it fizzles like a nitro? - It says shake it, which it says it excites, like it excites a fun part of the drink. I think it's just necessary. - And this isn't milk. - No, it's called chocolate drink. - No, chocolate drink. - It's specifically chocolate drink and not milk. - It's closer to like an MRE. - But it has conveniently the vitamins of milk. This was in war, it was just this and look at that. Look at the picture of it. And it's like a watery brown. - It looks like stool. - It looks like poop water. - It looks like if there's stool water in there. - Dude, who can he bar? - The fuck dude, go to the carton on the left side. That's custom. You got that in your house. You go to your friend's house. He's got that in the fridge. - That would be cool. - You're putting it in your fridge. - If he has that in the fridge, he has one of those gigantic projector TVs. - You have a kid under the age of 10 and you have that in your fridge. CPS needs to be called. - Dude, there's this phenomenon that happens and I'm curious if you guys fall for it. Do you think marketing works on you? - It does. - Definitely. - Yeah, absolutely. - Okay, I guess what kind of all marketing is in general? - Just marketing work on you. Do you find yourself susceptible to the ads you see? - Of course. - Yes. - I'll buy something after you see it. - You say, of course, but there is a lot of people out there. People are listening. - Yeah, people are-- - Who are think through above it. - Yeah, people who are fucking dumb. - He doesn't fucking affect me, dude. - Guy who thinks marketing doesn't work. - I got shit. - Doesn't IQ test. - I don't see what it comes in at. - Anyway, that's me. It doesn't work on me. - Except for what? - What ads? - Except for one example. And it was when Nick got the canned gatorade. - Oh. - And then it worked on me. - How so? - 'Cause I was like, fuck, that looks really good. I want that. - Yes, dude. - That's it. - Pull up canned gatorade. - That's just the canned. - We were at the Clipper Stadium and they had canned gatorade and it looked awesome. - Dude, I kept talking about it and no one gave a fuck. - I gave a fuck. - It was crazy. - I look over it and fucking valkyrate. I'm like, canned gatorade. - She just said, canned gatorade. - And she's just like, I was on vogue. (all laughing) - I like, shut the fuck up. - She spit on me. - She spit on me. - She spit on me. (all laughing) - Yeah, she was like, I'm thinking about getting a new car. And I was like, you drive a Lamborghini. I can't relate to you. - She was like, she went snoring. - She was like, I feel like, oh, new car, huh? (all laughing) - She was like, oh, cool, cool, cool. - I was gonna, you're, Nick was making me think about when we went to that game. We got those huge bat chocolate chip cookies that were super oily and I started to eat mine and we were in the hall to get back to our seats and I just dropped it on the floor. And I was thinking about how, if I wasn't there with you guys, I would have picked it back up and just eat it. - Really, don't let them do that to you. - I would have just eaten it. - Don't let them be shameful. - No, 'cause I dropped it on the floor face down. - I would have won by it in front of them. I definitely eat that. What? I don't go fuck. - Are you cold bears? It's chilly. - You know what fell off is the five-second rule. - Fell off? - Like, people still eat shit off the ground, but they don't go five-second rule. - They don't call it, yeah. - Yeah, five-second rule fell off. - Because it got annoying, I think. - Yeah. - Because it was implied. - And we're all vaccinated too now. So I'm not really too worried about the good. - You know, you know about the five-second rule. - I do. - Yeah. - The jiff for, well, like, sorry. (laughing) - Oh yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There's some foodie boys. (laughing) - You guys have a five-second rule. - I don't know about it. - I've heard it, but I don't exactly know. - What? (laughing) - No, the Mythbusters episode about it. - Oh, yeah. - I remember this. - No. - What did they bust? - They bust? - Well, Jamie Hyme was fucking, and he was like, "Well, let me bust on it." - Don't they do like five-15 and like something, and they test if there's like bacterial differences? - Yeah, and it only works for dry goods. - But wet goods? - No. - If it's a slightly wet good, and it's on the ground for a second, you're fucked. - You're telling me, I Zamboni, within the first two seconds, there's shit in there. - Yeah. - Yeah, if you drop like jelly. - I dropped in the four of the Intuit Turbo Taxi Go. - I said, Boney, my fucking liquid. - Send data right off the floor. - You're fucked. - In front of Falker-Aid. - Within point war. - She's like, "Oh, God, like we shouldn't hang out that much." - I usually hire people to do that, but I didn't realize they would be real. - It's like in Bruno, when Paula Abdool, he interviews Paula Abdool, and there's Mexicans as the furniture, and that he invites her to sit down on the Mexican. And she's like, "I can't be here." And she just leaves. That's what hanging out with Valker-Aid. - That's what I'm talking about. - That's life. - She's Paula Abdool. - It's so nice. - She does it. I forgot that she does it. It is like crazy that she is like for a little bit, like, okay. - Ray, so Grant Williams actually got his tickets to the game. It's four seats. It's like four Mexican dudes in the squat, in like a wall. - It's just three in the legs, or what? - Ray, what do you want to sit between me and the agent? - Do you want to sit closer to me? - She stays away too long. - Dude, she is bad. - She looks this is breathtaking. - This is insane. - She is, yeah. - I think this is peak Paula Abdool. - Yeah, I mean, what age do you? (laughing) - He's a table. They brought him out and he's a table. This is what broke her. I have to go, I can't be here. And then that's like her agent. - Dude, he's got an awesome hug. - That is a, that is a classic, huh? - This sushi on a Mexican, sushi on a Mexican man. (laughing) - This sushi on a Mexican man. - That's good. - I got a wonder, how does a five second rule work there? - Oh man. - I guess, yeah, if, so the five second rule only applies, if it falls onto a surface that you don't want the food to occur. - So why is it supposed to be the age plus two? - You don't want the man. It's fine. - So if you like do a volleyball dig and you get your hand under. - Yeah. - Then you save whatever. - Doesn't count, doesn't count. - Yeah, that's nice. - Easy. - But yeah, 'cause human hands don't have germs on them. - That's true. - Dude, actually it does. Look at my-- - My hand was in my mouth when you said the-- - You see it peeling? - Yeah, it is peeling. It's peeling. - It's peeling over here. - So I have, I believe I have a sort of fungus on my hands. - Oh. - Oh, what the hell? - Yeah. - He's got eggs peeling. - Dude, do you want my spray? - Oh, I don't need it. - I got a spray for it. - Spray. - I make it. - I make it in my garage. - What are you, really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Dude, you leave a yuhu in the fridge for like three, four years. Take it out, bottle it. - That's medicinal jankum. - Hey, you just spray. - Yeah. - That's what Codano's doing. - Really? - Codano's doing. - I started hitting the bag again and I used my hand wraps and I haven't washed my hand wraps. And I know I was like, oh, that's why it's happening right here. - You're ringworm. - 'Cause it's not ringworm 'cause it's not red. It's more like athletes put on my hands. - Right. - Is that attractive? - You got athletes hand. - I got athletes hand. - That sounds cooler than that. - Like athletes for it sounds yucky, but it's like, you know, I got athletes hand. I should probably shouldn't play pick up today. - I got a Tom Brady touch. - I could. Oh my God, dude. That picture of him surfaced again where he's hanging out with his kid at like the pool side and his kid's just laying on him and he's like, you're looking up like 10 year old pictures of Tom Brady. - I'm not looking up. - This one come up for me. And I love Tom Brady. - He's getting fed to him on it. - It's such a crazy picture. - Bro, that picture. - This is a man and his boy. - A man and his boy. - It costs like eight in his little brother. - This isn't a photo. - It kind of does. - This isn't an old photo. - I know. - I know. - You came up again. - You're looking up a 10 year old photo of Tom with his kid and you're going, "Damn, it's so weird." - It just came up again. It's not like it changes. - It's just kind of like a white guy like meets like a demon. I mean, it can woman on a trip. This is like the type of pictures they take together. I'm not even trying to say that love in your son and being physical isn't necessary that wrong, but it's just the style you are saying, the photo. - I think you two grew up in Loveless households where there wasn't physical love. - My mom was-- - That means you got me there. - My mom will watch a lifetime movie. A lifetime original. And she would come into my room. - Would you go out with her laptop? - I'm playing Final Fantasy X. No, we were in separate rooms. - Right, of course. - You know, we're in separate rooms. - Right. And she would come into my room and just hug my head and smooch me and say, I love you so much because the lifetime movie got her so amped up about having fun. - Right, right. - About having fun. - And I'd be like, Mom, I'm playing Final Fantasy X. So I actually grew up in a full of love households. - That is not-- - And I didn't have to lay on my gay dad's penis. - Not me, dude. - Did you father do that? Did you father watch a lifetime movie? - No, he would watch it. We would watch Richard prior together and blazing saddles. - And you hop on his lap? - Well, we'll lap here. - See, I'll put it to you here. - There was really guys, yeah. - No lap here. - Not a night I wouldn't sit on my father's lap. - Huh? - Not a night. - I wouldn't sit on my father's lap. - Why? - Not a night? - Yeah, there wasn't a night. - There wasn't a night. - I'm just saying every night you would were on your dad's lap. - There wasn't a night I wouldn't sit on my father's lap. - And what were you doing? - Just sitting. - Just sitting. No activity to watch. - He watching TV, but I just be enjoying the lap. - I think the lap is a fine place for a young boy. - He was a young boy. - Yeah, I was like 13, 14 years old. - He were not 13, 14. - I didn't check that out. - He died before the wedding. - I thought he was gonna go on it. - I was just sitting on it. (laughing) - Love you, God. - You have to let go. (laughing) - Go. - I look at the hot temperate. I don't care about a father and his boy loving each other. - You do. - The way that Tom Brady or C. McDustard does. Still to this day, Erks me. And now he's posting like a divorce guy. And I say, can I say it, Erks you, 'cause he's white. - No, it doesn't. - 'Cause if he was, if he was, if he was, - Black. - A black Latino man. - Oh, really? - Yes. - And his son was on him. - Not like that. - Every night. - I sweared it and still, not like that. - You would be like. - Every night. - Yeah, you'd be like. - I'd be more scared to talk my shit. - That's for sure. - You'd be like, oh, it's like a Brazilian thing. - That wouldn't. - I would say the exact same. - What a beautiful culture Brazil has. - He was like, he's a Mexican man, wait, wait, he said. - He's a black Latino man. - He's a black Brazilian. - Let's just say he's a Brazilian. - He was like, right. - He's always from Brazil. (laughing) - It's a crazy way to say that. - He's a Brazilian man. - Okay, sure. - I think any ethnicity you throw at me, - Uh-huh. - I am equally as critical. - Equally as critical. - That's Whittany. - Oh, and I have beef. - With the S-wittiniens? - Yeah. - Because you preferred when it was called Swaziland? - I miss it. - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. That's fair. - Just sounded weird. I get why they wanted a chance, but. - I was the old, but they missed the hits. - It's whatever, but it's getting pulled back up again 'cause he's posting on Instagram and he's like, he literally looks like the don't kill yourself. You're so sexy guy. - Yeah. - And he's like got the same angle so people are making fun of it. - Well, I, I'm with you that his new age shits cringe. - Oh really? - So he wasn't cringe in the old days. - No, I think what he was doing is a shit. - When he was a family man with his son on his lap, that was peak time. - Peak time. - You're saying the son comes off the lap? That's when things really started. - Yeah, because now he's got like Alex Earl on his lap at a club. - And he's doing a cripple. - And it's like brother, you're 46. - I would think if he recreates that photo with his kid, actually all the shit that with his kid, if he recreated it with his adult son now, he would gain aura back. - That would be weirder. - What are you talking about? - It'd be funny. It'd be funny if they were like the massage one. - That's cruel. (laughing) - It's just an adult man. He says, uh-uh. - Ah, you missed a spot. - Every 10 years, how do you do it? (laughing) - But yeah, I have this problem now called spider denies, where if I fall asleep without taking my pill, I'll have the same dream where I'm in a denies and it's run by big spiders and I fucking hate it so bad. - Like the scultulas? - No, no, they're just giant black, hairy, like tarantula spiders, but they're like, they're serving, they're still have like the denies, like polo shirts on. - Yeah, no, one of them has an apron. - Yeah. - The other one is an apron. - How does a spider wear the apron? - It wears it just on, so it's basically standing and it's top-- - It's standing on a witch leg. - Snowman, snowman, and then the legs, it stands on two legs and then the other one's just kind of dangle and it wears an apron. I'm not kidding. - And it goes, and it goes, we're gonna do it for. - Yes, it's just a normal later. - But it looks crazy. - And it's scary 'cause it's spider denies. - It's not there for you problem. - But they're in there just doing their job. - They're just operating the denies all the way to the end. - And you're scared 'cause of how they look. - It sounds like if a great experience. - It's a graveyard shift. - How are you supposed to look? - Why am I getting taken to the spider denies when I go to sleep then? - You're the one going to sleep. - You're the one going to the spider denies. - It's like falling asleep. - I think it's you confronting your inner racism and the way to win is to just order some denies. - I do order denies. I'm just kind of weirded out the whole time. - I get to be not weirded out. - Yeah. - He has to be not weirded out. - If they make a good egg, you know? - Yeah. - What's the problem? - What do you do? - If they're still seasoning the fries the same? - Those spiders probably make fucking eight eggs at the same damn time. - God damn. - It pissed me out. - I was, I woke up my girlfriend and it was like the third time eggs. - Spider denies. - I was like, yeah, I shook away. And she's like, was it spider denies? (laughing) - She needs a purple heart bro. - We have to, we have to put her in a fucking museum. - You live in a made up world. - You live in an insane. You live in a insane life. - So anyway, so I'm really looking as soon as we're weird. - I'm curious. - You don't know. - You know when your streamer is alive, you go to sleep and go to spider denies. It's like, I couldn't even make this shit up. If I had a thousand years at the typewriter. - I know, it's only when I don't take my pill. And so I got-- - What's your pill? - It's so loft. But I take it at night and if you don't take it, your dreams are just fucking like six hours long and crazy. - It's funny. - If you don't take the pill, the dreams are crazy. - And see, that's what they don't fucking tell you when they fucking prescribe you in this country. - They didn't tell me. - Guess what? You're hooked for life because you'll be afraid of spider denies. - I don't know how to do that bro. - It's at the bottom of the screen. - At the end of the commercial on TV. - Side of it makes me include an enlarged batter. Cardiac arrest. - Back to the kid with a head shaped like a cone. It's like, so don't get a girlfriend because of this and also spider denies. - And it never turns to spider denies. (laughs) - Yeah, so that's my fucking life right now. I play ballot row. I almost got Terry to be close just by the way. - I'm like two decks away. And I got Terry to, I'm getting Terry to master close. - What's your last two decks? - Black and Anaglyph. Black's tough. I'm saving it for last. - Black's tough. - That's the final run. - That's the final boss. - And yeah, it's been pretty chill. - I've been streaming. - I've been streaming bro. It's a lot of the new heads. A lot of new Ludwig runoff. They're like, Jesus Christ, what's wrong with this guy? And it's like you, you know, by the dick here. You don't know. I'm just like this. And they get upset. I think the shock of like being in the car going 60 cruising with Ludwig and then, "Garage!" When you ask slime what his fucking favorite song is and they're not ready for it. - Who are the new Ludwig runoff? Like who is this? - Why is it different now? - People who like, well Ludwig has this theory. Maybe it's provable is that every year, half of the people that watch you stop watching you and then half of the people, you have like new viewers if you grow or you have like your old viewers 50%. But 50% of people stop watching you. Anyway, it's people that watch Ludwig play Minecraft, found out I play Minecraft or from the yard or whatever and then they come in and they're like the slurry, the slurry people. - I imagine Minecraft is probably a pretty heavy like category game. Like people go to the category and see a big streamer and they click out. - It's kind of a dead category. Kind of a dead cat. I'm at the top sometimes. - That's what I was saying, maybe that's how they find them. - Like the big, I mean, 'cause it had its heyday but the biggest Minecraft streamer like six months ago was averaging like 3K, 4K I think. - It's also a YouTube product I think, historically, right? But I'll get people, first time chatter is being like, can I join this server? And it's like, okay, you're just actually like a little kid. Welcome. You should go do something else. (laughing) But it's been fun. I just can't beat the fucking game, what can you do? - Yeah, I've been meaning it's chat. - Wow, wait a minute. So you're struggling to just beat Minecraft? - Hardcore. - Not do it for hardcore, not do it. Okay. - Hardcore on 1,2,1 to be fair. - 1,2,1,2,1,8,1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2,1. - The newest update. - The newest update. - It's got Armadillo's and the trades aren't as good. - He's playing pal and Fox of Smash is an extra. Okay. - It's like pal, Martha. - Nah, Martha's. - And he plays Fox? - And he plays, he plays fucking Bowser. - Like brother. - He plays some bullshit, bro. - Oh no. - He plays Yoshi, but he doesn't have double jump. - Oh. - Oh. - I don't know, yeah, I don't yell cancel either. I'm like, how is this game so hard? - It's cool. - It's cool that Minecraft's that hard. I like that. - Dude, I'm not kidding. You should play hardcore Minecraft. He was the one who was pissed, like, you should do it, bro. And I finally did. And then it took a week. I was like, I don't think I like this. And now I'm like, I like this. 'Cause it's hard and it's interesting. - It is hard. - And I think you'd like it. Hardcore right because they do so. damage and then the repercussions for losing and making a mistake is pre-set everything. Everything you worked for is gone and like getting like a fire potion, everything feels more meaningful. You're like, oh my god, I'm gonna need this dude. Yes. And it feels like when I was creeping through that damn woodland mansion, I had so much shit on me. This is a farthest I've ever gotten and I'm like, let's check it out. It was a funeral concert. It was very rare. It was just very rare. And I'm fucking sneaking around and I'm like, this is this place has no hands and then some wizard rips my head off in two hits. And I'm like, there, there you go. That's my lesson. Yeah, it went to O-block. I did. I got taken to the O. I would suck ass at minecraft, that is not a game I'm good at, I don't think. It's an FPS, bro. No, because like you can't. With hardcore, it doesn't seem like you can brute force mechanics, but those are games I can get good at. Oh, I can get quickly good at mechanics, but there it's like, you have to know stuff. You can get nasty at mechanics, but yeah, it's a little riskier. I'd be better at like minecraft, like battling, I don't know, what was it called? When you fight with swords on top, I'd be better at that pvp, that's what I meant to say. Yeah, I guess you do have a stinky aversion to single player games. You do a bridging competition. Hey, I'm fucking taken, I'm taking like 20% of Aidan's time to finish a game, to finish Final Fantasy right now, which is still really slow, to be clear. Like he's going at a slightly faster Aidan pace. I'm doing those to say what my pace is. I'm doing a very degenerate gaming thing right now, where I've played to the Spyro like a decent amount, but like I haven't played it as much as like people who really like the game, and I play a lot on the couch right now, and I'm trying to get a 20 on all characters. But I'm also doing that on my steam version of the game. That's pretty gross. I'm done that with ISIS. Because sometimes I don't want to walk the living room. I don't know what that is, but this is a real like thing, I'm on like the couch. I'm like a like 17, 20, like 3, 3, or whatever, and then in the steam, on my steam, I'm like 17, 20, like 2, 2 or something. Yeah, you're just leveling to a concept. I've never played wow, because it would be fucked up. Oh, and I have it in right now too, because a bunch of people are playing wow right now. And like Alex is playing wow, and like they're all playing wow. New wow. Yeah, or it's wow. I don't know. I don't know how it works. I'm ecstatic. Oh, they're just playing on texture again. But they did cataclysm for classic, which is how I don't know shit about wow. Gaming is back. It's got to go though. Do you think it's got to go? It's got to go. It's got to go. I did. Get rid of it. He was just pissy. He was still, I've never seen him that pissy last time. Why are you pissy? Do you not get to gold? I was hot off a flight from the east, wherever that could be. Just I was somewhere in the east and I was somewhere east. And I have sure maybe. Well, I flew. If you go west, you can get there by going west too. I went, well, I was still the east. It's the east because it's relative to the center of the world, which is the west, which is the west. So I was, I was flew back and it was 12 hours vaguely give or take from the east. That's a long flight. And I land at nine a.m. Right. And I, and I think, you know what, I'll go live and today I'm going to hit gold and then I just, it basically just cue league ranked and lose the equivalent of like two games of elo and drop a rank. And that was after eight hours, oh my god. And so in all the while, I have ESO best in my chat. Dude, that guy getting a shout out on this party, I will have unforeseen consequences, but he is an old head. Far more, far more, far more, far more, far more. He's like the evil far to more. I literally imagine him as a Rob just typing. I don't know why. He's like, he's like, he's like, I was afraid of type and what he typed was like, fucking Raid Bruce, fucking Raid Bruce, bro. Raid Bruce, bro. Which is like, he can't bear me for that, right? No, but I could have been a little meaner and I was like, he might not mod me for this shit. Really? He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I was afraid of type and what he typed was like, fucking Raid Bruce, fucking Raid Bruce, bro. No. But I could have been a little meaner and I was like, he might not mod me for this shit. He's really upset, bro. Why were you upset? Because, bro, I just told you, bro. It's Minecraft, you know? Yeah, bitch. Yeah. It's no different than face it, bro. Face it. It's no different. It's no. It is different because face it is like it matters. I think the, I think the highest skill MCSR ranked players, higher skill in the high skill, face, face a player. That's just, you think the best MCSR player is more skilled than Doc. Yeah. It's a big thing to say. To be honest, like, as much as I hate to even consider that being true, it's, I can't even compare them. How do you compare them? Uh, how quickly could Doc get the highest rank in Minecraft first? How quickly could the best Minecraft player get the highest rank in Minecraft? Oh, that's right. That's right. Win's by a lot. Counter-strike wins by a huge margin. What do you mean? Like, Doc has played Counter-strike for like 17,000 hours and he's 19 years old. I, I, I want to say, and I don't know, but a lot of these Minecrafters don't got a lot going on. My guess though is that the number one, like Minecraft's skilled, like, whoever the best player is has changed way more times in Minecraft in the last 10 years than in Counter-strike. Has the best Counter-strike player in the last 10 years has changed like a handful of times. Yeah. It's been like four guys. Oh, yeah. What in Minecraft? It churns way faster. That's also due to how long it's, they've been out, but also like the amount of updates and ways to play. I know here. I think there's a whole in your argument here and it all has to do the, the, the crux of this is a young woman named SK who it was really, really good at Overwatch and then went over to MSCR and MCSR and then started taking dumps on people. No, because she was taken dumps on Ludwig viewers who joined and hit Emerald, like Emerald's like whatever. What is that shit? Emerald's whatever. I was working here. You're comparing the top level. Yeah. That's what you're trying to compare. The top level of the fucking cremde alone. She was, this would be like, it's harder to become number one on facet than it is to become the best soccer player in the world. This is what I, it's like, it's just such a monumental difference in Skyline's, straight up believe this. You took the best Minecraft player and you said become the best counter-strike player. Yeah. I think they would die before they did it. And if you take the best counter-strike player and said become the best Minecraft player, they wouldn't succeed, but they would be like top six. So what's the highest rank? Is there a highest face rank? No, it's like chess. The elo could go up infinitely. Is there like a grandmaster tier though where you hit that and you're like, okay. I mean, kind of, yeah, like 26, 30. Maybe, I'm maybe like, I don't know, like 3500 elo in the EU. 33500 depends on the region. I'm just saying they would hit that faster than a CSU player coming over, hitting another right right. No, I do not, it would take what, it would be way easier to get out comparing really the top level anymore. I think number one, you're right, but that's just because number one is like, they have, the game existed longer. The pro and Q to elo are like very different tiers of players. This is my art. This is starting with FaceTime. You guys jump to pro. You have one game that has millions of players, based on peers, people who get paid hundreds of millions of dollars a year to play the game and on the other side, you have a niche speed ranking. This isn't insane conversation. This is what I think. Well, I can't wait to see the measured and reasonable people in the comments. Oh my God. There's options and the children just like, it's like one of those YouTube sims where it's like five million skeletons versus a bowl, they're just pocket Sullivan. CSU is just a tax shooter. You agree? You disagree. What does that even mean? It's the most tax shooter there is. Now, what is Minecraft? Just a kid's game. A kid's game. Okay, okay. But like describe the game. Describe the gameplay. A creative experience for all ages. That cannot be encapsulated with speed running Minecraft on fixed seeds and experience where you play against a fixed computerized game instead of an opponent? You play an opponent. You don't interact with the opponent. Just about finishing as that is a resource management game with a storyline. Yeah. And there's nothing like it. So it's like, I'm just saying, the floor to hop in a CS is going to be higher for everyone because everyone's going to have a fucking tax shooter. So this is free to play, bitch. There's no creepers in Counter-Track either. That's what I'm saying. It's easier. It's kind of creepers in Counter-Track. It's kind of creepers in Counter-Track and Counter-Track. So you speedrun, but there's five Counter-Terrorists in the world with you that are controlled by other players. Do Robux players think that Minecraft players are a little baby, baby time? No. No, Robux is inarguably the baby game. But I'm saying that the players feel that way. The Robux players? Yeah. The hardest Robux game is because it's got to be harder than Minecraft. The hardest Robux game. That's the community made. They just make them hard arbitrarily. Yeah, I mean the hardest like that somewhat popular are Obbies, probably. Obbies. What is? Mouth shots. Oh wait, I learned this from your bun done thing. Yeah. There are obstacles. Obbies and obstacles. Yeah. And so they're not the baby game, by the way. This is Roblox. You're not keeping up. And it's really obvious to everybody. here. Really? This is why you're even as crumbling by. You are coming off as the CS is my dignified European chess, chess of video games. Oh my God. Is that why you love it? Because all the best players are European. Yeah. It's why you hate League of Legends because Europe sucks right now. And you can't handle to see a Chinese man take down all the fucking Euros. I look at this straight. If a Japanese team became number one in Counter Strike, you'd start wearing shisties and shirts and counter strike jerseys. God forbid. God forbid. God forbid. God forbid. God forbid. You know, you have your version of that. Also, I don't, to be clear. Yes, you Chinese team goes off. Maybe I'm interested. When Ty Lou wins the major, he switches. Is he close? Is he close? Yeah, he's getting there. Okay. All right. Let's go. What do you think about that? I don't know. I've been trying to diversify. So I had an issue where my sports teams are too successful. Yeah. You're saying this. So we're posted in Linar discord, like, like being like, what the fuck is that we're talking about? And it was like the Hornets, like stats. And it was like number one offense, number one in ball. And it was just like, he's just jumping to another. No, just to be performing team. He jumped to an up and coming team. I know. I jumped to the Hornets. You jumped as soon as they said. Nancy Pelosi sport checkers. Yes. When I jumped to the Hornets, Nancy Pelosi asked they what they are on the best win streak in the NBA. Yes. But like I watched their last loss in person. It was the game. Rich guy, rich guy games don't come. You jumped. You jumped. Wait. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I went to the first win with was their last loss. And then after that, beat the damn Lakers, Conn Knipple. No, that's how you say it. Brose a bucket. Brose a bucket. It's a bucket. Cody is a bucket, bro. Every time he got the ball, it's in the fucking net. So anyway, yes, my to, to I, I'm doing this. So the Hornets is my basketball team. And esotini is my Olympic nation of choice. Where is that? It's enclosed within South Africa. Oh, wow. What do they call that? An enclave. It is an enclave of South Africa. What is it? I don't think it's an enclave. Is anything an enclave is a part of it? No? What's a call? Is not like something or is these two different? There's two different countries within South Africa as well. They're both there. There's two. There's two. And if the all words enclave, then yes, do they kiss? They don't, they don't actually touch. Those are not touching. Why don't you want them to touch? But you want Brady and his sons. Or do they have teams for? They, what sports Olympic? That was your Olympic pick. Teams for surely the rocket. They can be in every category. Uh, they can be in every category. I mean, if you can get the people for it, they have a German Jamaican soccer team. That's why I'm going for this year. I think it's a qualsil, right? Like, I don't think you just, if being a country doesn't give you access to everything. I think if you have a nation, you're allowed to compete. No, I mean, I don't know the Olympics. I think you're allowed to enter for quals, but I don't think you're going to get on. Some nations go unrepresented in the Olympics. Um, some nations. Yes. And almost every nation is not represented in every sport. Many, yeah, many nations are representing qualifiers for the Olympics, which are so Olympic qualifiers. We see on TV is not. Yeah. Right. That sucks, man. Cause like Slime Topia, right? Established right here. We're grand junction car. And Slimes is there in a bunch of spiders come out and then he's aprons. And he goes, I've worked with guys. I know they look bigger than us. And we're going speed climbing only this year. Okay. Look, I take a small army of patriots. Right. We take over great junction Colorado. Right. We are the patriots. Spiders. No, the debt. Spider Denny's only exists in the sleep. It's a different nation. Sorry. That shows over the other. Those two things back to back, I was convinced that the patriots were Slimes are the Americans. And the spider Denny's are the USSR. Okay. Yeah. And it's a cold war between the spiders from spider Denny. And this Olympics gold is really going to determine what happens. And we're finding the spiders and speed climbing. There's also a Warsaw Pact. It still has Poland. It's very complicated. And so, okay, let's say I take over this, this town in Colorado, which some people say is the birthplace of the KKK. I don't know if that's verifiable. But we wipe all that history away. Wipe it away. And Slime Topia is a beautiful, diverse country. And it were two rivers meet. The one river. That's why it's a junction. It's the Colorado river. It's just one river. It's two. It's not. It's two. It's okay. Do you hate it? You're wrong. Oh, he's so serious, though. We will. I want to know. It's a grand junction. It's a junction. But it's not two rivers. I hate this because like my river autism is coming up. I grew up near two rivers converging. You don't get to say this. Yeah. Okay. And I took the one less followed, by the way. Anyway, it's my beautiful nation. We make it into Mark's men chip. Okay. Because we're shooters, which you said, of course. And let's say we don't call. Slime Topia is not represented the Olympics. Then you're not shooters. Yeah. Then you're not. You're pretty bad. Yeah. But we, we mug a 99% of the population. If you mug 99%, you would make the Olympics. Like if you failed the calls, you're ass. Is it that easy? It's not that if you're 99% crushing, yes. If you're the top one percent, yes, you should call. Yes. Okay. I understand. Well, one day when I incorporate that in white things in three worlds, sure. Okay. You know what I mean? Well, we have to do this ad research. The problem is I started a Bitcoin hitman business. Isn't that crazy? How does that work? That is crazy. Well, you've sent me Bitcoin. And then I send someone to kill the person that you paid me to kill. And it's it. You're going to get all up in arms. No one have used it yet. But the FBI is really mad. No. Well, no. You really? You won't start with well, no. I think that's a great option. He made the hot sauce that's making my ass revolt. Well, let me explain to you on my business model, take about 10 minutes. That's fine. No, but the problem is I did all this. The FBI wants involved. Okay. And it's the whole bunch of bullshit. Everybody wants a piece. And I don't I don't know how to consolidate all the people that tried to contact me for hits. Well, they do it in so many ways. The message you knew all over the place. There's a lot of like emailing, but also texting. And then I've been we chatting. Can you stream or get on a discord? Some people just call him on WhatsApp and ask. Yeah. And I have to say, yeah, of course we can do that. Yeah, encrypted true social message. You get it? I think so, but I don't know. There's a new solution for all this stuff. Or I'm going to go to jail for like a million years. Well, today's episode is brought to you by Quo at spelled QUO, the smarter way to run your business communication slimes. So I think Quo could potentially be your solution for consolidating and all of your different calls on it. If I'm being honest, I do not think Quo would want to work with his specific business. Why not? I feel like broadly, if you have a business idea at home, and can I cut you off? It's the number one rated. They're going to want to work with any phone system. Looming. Business. I'm sure has lines that they wouldn't cross with businesses that they're willing to work more than 90,000 businesses. Why would they not want 90,000? Why would they work with mine? It just feels like your business is a little different than probably those 90,000. The thing is his it's easy because he gets calls, text, voicemails, transcripts. So much. Every one of his team can use a shared number and they can all see the transcripts at the end of the calls. They can look at in one view. No, I don't think that's the issue. I think you guys are overlooking something. But Quo is helpful to you know, maybe if you sell clothes or I don't sell that, I want to sell something else. It's on people. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Make this year the year where no opportunity and no customer slips away. No customer slips away. Try Quo for free. Plus get 20% off your first six months. We've got a Quo.com slash the art. It's QUO.com slash your yard. Quo. No miss calls. No miss customers. No, no, no one will miss them. No one will miss them. Oh my God. We need to go back to the episode. It's two rivers. I know it's two rivers. Obviously. Well, you like it. It's a junction. The Gunnison River. The Gunnison River. I don't know about that one. It's a junction. That's the whole point. That's why they called it that. I didn't know. It's like, it's like you're in Grand Rapids. You're going to be like, it's not rabbit though. Imagine. It's a. It's a. It's more of a stream. We do that. It's also time though. We named it wrong. Like constantly. We do. I mean, there was this town I remember in Japan called Big Mountain. And I was, I was like, where's the mountain? And they're like, ah, there's none. I was like, it was a small. And they're like, no, there's no mountain. And I was like, well, I can't be doing that. They just did. They can't. It's not cool. Your. Your birthplace is the birthplace of oranges. No, I'm curious. It's called. Failed president. Yeah. Yeah. Next to race president. Nixon library. Can we all go take a trip to his house? Yeah. That'd be sick. Yeah. Let's go to Nixon's house. So we'll go to take it down. But the next library. It's in the big helicopter in the front. Yeah. Nixon's dad. Yeah. That's what he's about. He's so dead. That is funny. So dead is crazy. He's like kind of dead, right? Can you name Nixon's vice president that pardoned him? I'll give you $100 dollars of money. He was the succeeding president. Well, he took over. Technically, maybe I forget. What was his name? I just need to know who took over as president. Was it not Warren G. Harding? It was Spiro Agnew. And I only remember that because the name is so weird. So wait, why didn't he not become president? I don't know. I think he finished out the term or some shit or maybe it was like a one-day pardon. I didn't read the whole. - He was too lit, probably. - But his name is Spiro. - Spiro Agnew is a great name. - It's a crazy name. - It's a great name. - I thought it was that damn purple dragon. - I thought it was that damn big. - That purple dragon pardon Nixon? - Mod a bitch. - That's why it's not doing so well in sales. - Mm. - Go woke, go broke. Like I said, go woke bro. - Go woke, go broke. - Go crosky. I saw the fucking Markiplier movie, dude. Did anyone else see it? - I never seen him, man. - No, I was in the East. - I haven't seen him, man. - I've heard only good things. - He was okay. - I've heard that it was long for you. - You said it was long. - I think you said it. - If it's 30 minutes less, it's like a generational, like $2 million Indie classic. - Is it like Ludwig Axonet long? - What do you want to do? - Because he only does long movies. - Dude, and Ludwig would crush this movie because it's long. - Yeah. - Because it's a long movie. - A long movie. - I get paid for a long movie. - A long movie. - There is a shock to your system when you boot up, when you walk into the movie theater, you sit down and you boot up and Markiplier is on the big screen. And you're like, you have all these ideas running through your head and you kind of want to be judgmental and you kind of also don't want to be, and then turns out he can act. - It's so great. - But you're saying he's a short movie guy. - I think it's if it's not a long movie. - Well, how long is it? - It's two hours long. - That's a long movie. - It's two hours long and there's one set. - Right. - It's a bottle episode. - Bring me back to 84 minute comedies. - I'm saying, bro. - We're having a nice tight 84 minute comedy with a prosthetic nut sack at some point. - Oh, we need to bring it back. Bring it back. And then we just, we subtract all the transphobic jokes and put in some different ones that are funnier. - Yeah. - You could just run, we've done it. - I'm talking about the one-school flip tart. - 84 minutes about how the pubes are stuck all over the poop in the toilet. Like it knocked up, I would live that. - And how it looks like a stuffed animal. - I was like, love saying, give me daddy daycare. - Daddy daycare. - Wow. - Isn't that a bad movie? - They got ballroom blitz in it. - You know, I watched that in theaters. - Was that right? After, before Iron Longer. (laughing) - It's a double seat shirt, it's back to back. - Daddy daycare is the one where Eddie Murphy, the big moment in the trailer where he opens the door 'cause there's poop everywhere and he looks around, he's horrified. And then the big moment he looks up at the ceiling and it's even more poop. And you can't see it, you can only see his face. - Yeah, and it's dripping. - And that's Eddie Murphy in the trailer. - Eddie Murphy in Asmine Gold's bedroom, looking at the bottom wall. - The bottom wall. - Yeah, go ahead, just go ahead and say anywhere, man. I only have one chair, but you can say anywhere. - I remember being upset as a kid that, 'cause they made a second movie. And I was like, why is it Eddie Murphy in this one? That doesn't look any sense. - I know. - And it's Cuba, good in junior. - Eddie, Eddie. - You can't pull a fat sword in it. - And not young me, not like reconciling the idea. - They made a third. - Oh my god, I did not. - A third, daddy day camp. - Wait, did they switch again? - Oh wait, no, daddy day. - I think our two does have Eddie Murphy. You're thinking of-- - No, that's 2025. - No, sorry, they made daddy day camp. And then they made daddy day care too, which is actually the true sequel. - The true sequel. - Bro, that just looks like a YouTube thumbnail. - Yeah, click the four box that you get at Walmart that has all of them in one. - You get the daddy day care, daddy day camp. - Wow. - You're there yet? Are we done yet? - These are separate fucking IPs though. - Yeah, but they used to have these at Walmart and they'd hit. - Yeah, it's like, you want to fucking family comedy for the whole family that also has family. And then you pick that up and it also has French on the box 'cause it's marketing for a whole family. - They did this with like six different versions of cheaper buy that doesn't. They'd like to iterate the title, swap the cast. And young me didn't know that recasting was a thing. Like I was like, they're trying to trick us. - Yeah, yeah. - They kind of became, oh, that's not anymore. - They are trying to trick you, right? They're trying to take the IP that you like and repackage it with a totally different cast. - But now I'm an understanding guy. Like when fucking they subbed in Maggie Gyllenhaal in the dark night, I was like, that's a better fit for the role. - Honestly, but yeah. Dude, the Tom Cruise Lee fucked with the bag, didn't he? 'Cause that's why he didn't like her being in movies. - Well, this is a good call by Tom Cruise 'cause Kenny Homes sucked in the first one. - He's bad as fuck. - Yup, but she's suck. I don't care. - It doesn't matter if she's mad. - She dies, who cares? - It doesn't matter if she's bad. - It's gotta be bad as fuck in a superhero movie. It's literally it. - Your job is to be bad as fuck. - Yeah. - And Maggie Gyllenhaal kind of sucked too. - No. - What's up? - I was so, what's up? (laughing) - No, she wasn't. - No, Maggie was great in that movie. - Come on, no. - It was fun. - And she died. - What's the last movie you saw? - Real talk. - 28 days later, like two days ago. - 28 years later? - 28 years ago. - No, old one, digital one. - Oh, first digital movie. - I love that movie. - I watched a digital movie. - I don't know why I said, it's famous because it's like the first feature digital film. - Oh, I didn't even know. - And it looks, I tell you, you pop that up on the big screen now. It looks like shit. (laughing) - Yeah, look. - John 480p. (laughing) - It's digital cameras, it beats fuck. (laughing) - I, someone, this has been happening for a long time. I don't know how to, I mean, I could stop it by like canceling my card, but I think it might be Josh. Someone, maybe it's one of you guys, is using my American Express card to order movies on Amazon. - That's weird. - That's definitely a little weird. - Uh-oh. - Is it a lot of movies? - Somebody, it's like every once in a while. - Oh, the Amazon? - 'Cause Love League was doing this with my Amazon account for a while. - Really? - Yeah, and he also knew it was my account. (laughing) And he would just every once in a while, like send me a $2 Venmo. - When most of the time not. - Which I'm fine with. - Most of the time not. - No, it's some of the times I did. - It's the tax, I get it, there's a tax. - But he knows. - He does. - He does. - It's probably tax. - This one's fine with me, it's tax. - But I'm not using his 'cause I found another way. - Okay. (laughing) - Hey, what is it? - I shouldn't talk about it on. - Burn method. - It's just, there's a, like a, account I have, it's of this, like older man, and I'm able to watch whatever I want. - He, he, he goes to sleep and it's a fucking insane and spiders whenever I get away with whatever I want. - This is the waiter at Spider-Denys is like, you know he's watching something, right? You know he's watching Fast Five. - The waiter at Spider-Denys is probably like, I fucking hate that customer, he's racist as fuck. - I would, dude, even if I was racist, I'd be nice to the waiter at Spider-Denys. - At Spider-Denys. - You're like, you're screaming. - No, I'm not screaming. I'm just there. - 'Cause they're going like, yeah, I guess, like, a scream slime is fine. - That's exactly it. - Maybe a grin. - Sorry, I'm just, I mean, are you going to cook it with your weird face? - I got a hundred and eighty eggs. - He's like, he's like cooked over the table. Bags. Okay, what, what do you want? - Your coffee. - Can I get your order? - And you don't need to vomit on it. (laughing) - Yeah, that's gross. - Is there any other one, anyone else working tonight? (laughing) - Just had a curiosity. - All spiders, huh? - Yeah. - There's a spider. - They're like, just looking at the Google mess. - There's Tony in the back and then like, you see a little spider hand like, wave out that gap in the diner. - Did you guys only interview spiders? - Sorry, if you're a back question. (laughing) - It's all me. - Oh, please, oh, send me back, bro. It's just really stressful. I wake up, at least scared. But yeah, I saw the movie and I think it's interesting because people keep talking about it. People keep talking about it in ways that like, they're trying to like, weirdly defend Markiplier because he's like a YouTuber made a movie. So it's like, which kind of condescending. He's like, yeah, you can, yeah, you come for me. - Yeah, nice big, come Markiplier. - And it's like that, like M2K set versus Zane, the Thug Finals, where everyone's in the call like, M2K, you are gonna come for everything you love. - He's a down-throw nair and they're like, oh my god, you did. - You guys have to watch this, it's insane. - It's really condescending. It shouldn't, it's one of the best melee vods we've had, made in a long time. - What is that? - M2K Zane Thug Finals of Coinbox. - No, it's amazing. Everyone needs to go watch it. It's a 17-minute saga of Zane just crushing. - Zane crushing until Zane loses two games in a row and they're in the call, go in like the dragon is back. (laughing) - It's actually so infantilizing. It's like, dude, Zane's face, the whole Vod is just from Zane's perspective. And Zane's face the whole time is just like, how long did they finish the Thug Finals? It's like, all right, GG, go, go, go, go, go. Like, he's trying to get out of the call really fast. It's just mashing an end call. - Yeah, and then at the end, he's just, he's looking over at his face like, I'm not crazy, right? That's all he says and then it ends. - They put like two best of, or first of fives or something? - Yeah, it's like a 17-minute bond. Anyway, yeah, everyone's treating Markiplier, like he's M2K playing Sheik against Zane. It's like, you don't need to do that either. It's just interesting because of who he is, there's a lot of people want to talk more about it myself included, but I think it's a good thing. 'Cause that's not what it doesn't say. - I think this kind of happens on the general movie level too, right? It's like, if fucking Nolan makes a movie. The reviewers are coming into it with that context and like, over-blowing out of proportion or overly criticizing it because of that fact, almost alone. - No, they're Nolan. No, they're Nolan. - No, they're Nolan. - No, they're not watching no, they're Nolan. - They're watching Nolan. - I see it. - It's two hours, 45 minutes. They're thinking, "Oh, you gotta go ask the new Nolan." - Oh, I would be, I would do well. I was actually auditioning for Helen of Troy. - I auditioned for Melania. - I got, I can't believe you got snubbed. - I know, man. - That's weird, too. - I don't have time to watch Iron Long, but I did see Melania. - When did the fuck are we doing? - When did you fit that in? - They play that in the East? - Luckily, I mean, I bought the tickets three months in advance. The theater was empty. - Was there a standing ovation? - Yeah, I stood there. - I said the entire movie. - Lo and standing watching like a dad at the fucking, watching the wall mounted flat screen. Like, I like this movie. - The thin blue VIP line of seats in the middle of theater, that'd be kind of cool. - It's, you have to wear-- - You have to wear blue if you're in that row, but it's free tickets if you don't. - Yeah. - Did you really watch Monia? - Yeah, it's wise. - I want to know what it's actually like if you watch this. - To, I guess, heartfelt. - Yeah. - Is the first word that comes to mind. - Yeah, yeah. - I would say emotional. - What was her name before she married Donald Trump? - Melania. - It was the last name. - She had a daughter named Ivanka, I found. - Wait, really? - Yes. - Yeah, there's two Ivanka terms. - Oh, shit. - Actually, I did know this. - So. - Not, and it didn't answer my question, by the way. - Maybe this helps you, I don't know what it did. - No, it doesn't. - I was crying so I didn't see it. And I couldn't understand them. - Did you guys all want to go see it? - Let's go see Melania. - Melania, can we dress up? - Have you noticed all of these plans for us recently have to deal with like, yes, I have Rhonda experiences in the world. Fuck it. - Wow. - Can you wanna hang out with me or not? - Is it ironic? - And you know what? - All your activities are going to the Erica Kirk rally. And then the Melania movie. And then, you know what, fuck it. Let's just go to DC and just stand outside with the Trump church hall. - The thing about it is it's like the 999 challenge, like a hot dog. So you have to do like nine political events, nine political movies. - Yeah, with like the chug nine beers. - You have to have nine Tucker Carlson Zins in your mouth. - Oh. - I'm trying those today. - Oh, they're branded. I haven't seen that. - You've got the Tucker Carlson. - Can I see the TC Zins? - I wanna see a picture of that. It looks really cool. - It's Monday. It's Monday. - Oh, Chubbycatl Monday. - Oh, look at what it's supposed to do today. - It's only a triple feet. - Bro, it's too much. - It's too much in hair. - It's crazy. - Is it crazy? That one Chubbycatl Monday comes around every time, like, uh. - Why does it feel like, why did you make a feel that way? - Six days of the week prior to it. I'm like, yeah. - I'm like, I wish we had Chubbycatl Thursday. - Yes. - We can do Chubbycatl Monday on a different day of the week. - Wait, we could. - Do you still have to call it that? - These are the Tucker Carlson Zins. - Yes. - Oh, I thought you can scratch. - Oh, you got a mystery discount. Zipper. - Claim that bitch. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, you got a question. - He really is a mystery. - Zipper at zipper.com. - You know what I mean? - Today, I'm gonna do this in case you want, like, you don't want woke in your sin. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I want to join them for a reason. - We should put that bar at the top of our website. - Other Zins make you gay. This one just gives you nicotine. Today, we are doing mogul money. That's our double feature. - It's back. - Back. - You brought it back for some reason. - For some reason. - What do you mean for some reason? 'Cause for some reason, you brought it back. - He said we've been in this show for five years. - For a reason. - What? - I'm just saying, it's like, what's wrong with a serialized product? - Nothing. - It's repeatable. - That's like a seller kind of title. - I don't take a four out of your break. - I'm so-- - That'd be kind of beast. - I'm so proud and excited to share the same stage once again with giants, industry giants, like Ms. Kiff. - I can't wait. - I can't wait. - Ms. Kiff. - Ms. Koldy Koldy. - I can see her too. - Just a slur-a slur-a legends have come across this. - I can't wait. - Just to even be standing here. I feel honored. - Right where they stood. - I can't wait. - I can't wait. - I can't wait. - I'm so happy. - The show is just. - Look, I had the unfortunate experience of being part of a community where some people are problematic. And luckily for you guys, you were never part of a community for a couple of other people. It's just not an experience you've gone. - Hey, we're in a camp though. - You're right. - Yeah, take me down. - Nobody remembers what happened last time. - Yeah. - No, there's no one who-- - It's one of my favorite Aiden pictures is from that video, which is bald Aiden. It's me kissing Aiden on the cheek, but someone made him bald. - Wait, what are you talking about? - From the original Mogomani. - He kisses me on a hard episode. - Oh, no. - I do a thing where I like to go to punch Aiden and I kiss him instead. - Yeah. - But someone took the screenshot and made him bald. - And just made him bald. - It's really, it's from my favorite picture of that. - And it didn't take a lot. - You know what I've always hated about Mogomani besides all the fact that I like it a lot? Is that you do your fucking homework the night before and it's so disgusting. Just prepare a little bit more. - He pinged the yard discord last night at 12.45 AM. The yard discord, which he never gives a shit about or cares about. He pinged. He all pinged. I gotta ping. I'm like, who the fuck? - I add your ping, huh? - I add your ping, yeah. - Who the fuck pinged me? - I said who was? - The chat is going crazy. - Who was? - 'Cause it's dad came home. - Dad came home. - Dad came home and wanted to go to this Google survey. - Dude, he was at the gas station for like three years. - Dad came home and took it out and said, who's gonna do something about this? - The line of the arco was a crazy one, but I'm back. - It was to fill out some Google survey for something, for the show, which is, I'm not kidding, 12 hours before we do it, which is like, you've done this the whole time. It doesn't make you cool. - It's interesting. It makes you lazy. - It doesn't make you cooler to do something two weeks ahead of time. - I got shut up. - You're not cool. - Shut up. - Shut up. - You are. - Yeah, I'm just gonna go do things on the fly. - Teach us. - I'm gonna do my homework the night you gave it to us. - That's fun. - That would be awesome. - You make a broadcast product. - Everyone at the company. - Everyone at the company would smooch you if you did that. - I did it before. - Before I did it. - One by one. Here, Ludwig, I'm here for my boss smooch. - I did that. - Oh my god, the boss smooch didn't work. - 10 times harder than you fucking lazy fuck, bro. - Out of here playing CSU in the office. - I'm putting my heart on the fucking line every day. If you looked at my schedule, you would crumble 'cause you'd have no time for CS2. - I look at your schedule every day. - And you'd crumble. - You play Minecraft instead of CS2. - Oh my god, you think me playing Minecraft on stream is equivalent to you playing CSU in your four sex singing about pedophiles. - I fool. - That is work. - That's for work. - And I want you to know, it wouldn't exist without my stream. - Wow. - You know what? - Wow. - It wouldn't exist. - Well, that's true because we wouldn't be singing this song because slime didn't have anything to submit. - Yes. - Well, to be fair, there are some recent songs made for the love of the game in the offline chat. - Oh, well, they're hoping that it will eventually go live. - Or like what songs? - I mean, the songs in the Minecraft chat songs. - Arch. - Oh my god, that's right. Oh, wait, I forgot about those. (laughing) - I did not play the Vince McMahon. - Oh, our songs. - Yeah. - I guess we can play 'em. Let me send them to zipper. - Yeah, well, I guess I want to hear what inspired you. - So you started the movement. - Nick started the movement. - Because the before we recorded last week's episode, we were singing that song. We were like, we were singing a song about porn and if I was getting anonymous, was taking over my life. And I just thought it was funny. It didn't make it in the episode 'cause we hadn't started recording it. So I got home in my car. I was singing it to myself. There's like eight more verses. - Really? - Yeah, Lizard Squad gets involved. There's like a whole, there's like every hacking body I could think of as in that song. - zipper, I'm forwarding these into the group chat. Can you see them? - So I was just in my car and I was just like, it was making me laugh. So I always want to send it to my friends. I want them to laugh now. Want them to laugh now. - So you just started rolling and singing. - One take. - And then Slime, you see this and you go, I got to sing back. I literally got, I saw the notification I was getting coffee and then I went to my car and I said, "Well, I got to put something up." And that was me and Nick. Me and Nick are like the lifeblood of that group chat. Otherwise you guys are just like dead, weakened at Bernie's corpses. - I want a flight. - To be clear. - I don't care. - I'm flying. - I don't care. - I'm in the air. - When you're in the air, you sell the internet and you still have a voice. - If you draw, you actually don't. - If you draw a line between these two groups of people on either side of the studio right now. What are the differences? - Borskin. - Borskin. - That's right, it's question. - It's this fucking question. - It takes a lot of time to clean. - Yeah. - Because you explode in the borskin. - So can I not get a few hours to reply? - 'Cause I'm cleaning the cheese out of my borskin. - I'm not bringing the cheese in, man. - The shmag. - Get a man, not cleaning the cheese. - Dude, you would sing so different with shmag on. I could tell, I could hear it on your voice. - I could smell it on your voice. - I can't remember. - I'll bring the shmag one to my bros. (laughing) - That one's really good. Can you see these? Can you play these a-per-? - Is it for there? - Anonymous, if you hack me. Just please leave all the gay porn. Anonymous, I ask please. Would you let me jack off? (laughing) - Yeah. - And that was, and that's what started to move. - That's what started it. - And that was Slime's? (laughing) - It may not mean nothing to y'all, but I just got browsers premium, and I'm about to jack my shit off. I'm watching porn forever, mine, mine, mine, mine. - Why did you jump to Drake? - So, you know, the Franchement bit, I guess you call it a hit, I guess it's a hit. - I guess the hit. - That just happened right off the bat, right? That one, I was in my car for a while. - Did they, really? - Yeah, I just got it. - I had to drive through different stalls. - No, so I landed on Drake, 'cause I was like, I need something that'll connect with Nick's childhood. - Right, right. - I want to share something with Gruo with Drizzy. - It is Drizzy Head. - It definitely helps. I was laughing. (laughing) - I was, dude, 'cause I have a new Drake. - I have. - It's like-- - It's an old dream. - Yeah, it is old dream. - Insanely vivid memories of that song playing in Jim class while we played Dodge Ball. - Yeah. - And that's, but I was imagining that, but you're version of "The Spirit of the Spiderman." - That's your spider denies. That if you don't take your pill, that's where you go. - That's where I go. - Yeah. - And then we had Aidan's. - So, but I had to tag you guys. I was like, can we get some, can you bless the mic? - No, I'm sorry. - And I was just finished cleaning. - And I'm dead ass in the air. - And I'm on the internet playing. - I wanna hear Aidan saying I don't hear you talk. I've been hurtful. ♪ Please let me turn the pawn on ♪ ♪ I just want to jack off ♪ ♪ Leave me it can be it with me ♪ - And is that a one-take? - No way, it's one-take. - Two-take! - That's a second-take. - Two-take, that's a second-take. - What song is that? - Well, you don't know it? - I know, I know. - I love you, I love you. ♪ Let me be the one, two ♪ - It's "Let Me Love You" by Mario. - I was wondering. - He's in the same way when it's the lyrics versus the porn lyrics. - I feel the same about that. - Yeah, it's almost like, "Hey, can you change the lyrics?" - Dude, the joke. - I've never heard that. - I also didn't hear your song. I don't know what's from. - I made mine up. - Really? - Yeah, it was just a melody stuck in my head. I was literally driving around going, ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ - Bro, you got a gith, bro. - I fucking mean that. - It was the only one. And then all the rest of us were like, "What fuckin' song can we pair in?" - We don't have it. - We don't have it. - I thought it was a spade. - It's one man who has it in three who don't. - While all spoilers. Mine is actually one take. You're not gonna believe it. - Really? - Yeah. - Well, it's here. ♪ I've been drinking often getting calm, I'm at ease ♪ ♪ You can drink often, don't get calm, I'm at ease ♪ ♪ Let's all drink often, but please ♪ ♪ Let's avoid getting more calm, I'm at ease ♪ ♪ God's play ♪ (all laughing) ♪ And your question comes out, don't, hey ♪ - You're constant. - That was pretty good. The God's plan is not that the French song needs any critique. But my only, the only thing I was sad about when I first heard it was that I thought you were gonna still say and I'm hungry like the wolf. (all laughing) - So, you know what? It's a great question. I thought, 'cause I'm getting-- - 'Cause it's a very end, that was maybe so good. - I'm getting to the end there. And I'm like, "What do I do? There's nothing to smooth." No, I'm coming to mind in the slot machine. And I said, I think it argued in the worst line of the song. - It is the worst line, yeah. And him saying God's plan is just keeping a lyric and we all laughed today, I was very happy to hear that song. - Wow. - Well, I did think about that and it's a scar on my head. - Can I tell you, I've been doing this for 10 years. - Please. - And these parodies, you go back to my discovery. - You have, you're a very weird hell this shit. - It's a veteran. - So, you get there. - Okay. - Like, don't be mad. Like, Franchement said, "Hey, you'll get there." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You have some tricks that I use. - I mean that when I say thank you, bro. Anyway, vote on your phones who had the best one. It's not a competition, but it kind of is. - It kind of is. - I feel like we're doing footies grand, but you all have a beer in your picture. And I'm like, mine's farm to table, man. I've changed my mind is just long hot dog with sour crowd. - But you also made that shit. - Right. - And I think people respect that. - Yeah, I hope so, man. - It's like footies grand when you get to see the nice, crazy UK vibe. - It says homemade. - It says homemade sour crowd. - It's the weekend kabob guys. I guess it's a great weekend kabob. - All right, homemade. - My buddy Jeff got banned from Xbox Live. My long term friend. - Really? - Yeah, he stopped logging in. - No way, dude. - Back at best. - I hope he's alright. - What happened? - Yeah, what easy way. - He wasn't that much about it. And we used to play called these four together, but. - Was he good? - And he was like, fuck, yeah. He would say some crazy show on the mic, though. - I mean, we did him, bro. - Yeah, he did. - And it's all jokes, it's the thing. - It's all jokes, like, 'cause we know. - And like, today's kids wouldn't survive a cod lobby. - No, no shot. - Basically, a lot to say about today's kids, long way we're playing. - Yeah. - I don't know, you like talking about that. - Damn. - Really? - Well, shout out to your homie. What was it, Jeff? - Yeah, yeah. - Man, shout out to Jeff if you're out there, bro. If you're in some sort of secret island base that they whisked you away to. - You give us an invite, Jeff. - Yeah. - Let's game, bro. - His game was Latina 107. (laughing) The Jeff E. Island land. (laughing) Dude, those, I've been reading those just like, for fun. Not for fun, but you know what I mean? Like, there's so many of them, you just find a random one and you're like, that's fucking crazy. It is crazy. - Yeah, I was talking about how like, the more shit comes out, the more you find out he was kind of into lit shit. (laughing) - Awesome. - I spot where the war crashed. - Yeah, dude, he was just into awesome shit. - But with a wow one. - He played chess. - He was banned from Xbox. - He was just a billionaire on an island. He could do whatever fuck you wanted. - Yeah, man. - He just gamed all day. - And then there was the one, then there's the one where it's like, and he did. - I don't know what he did. - There's like, yeah, Xbox and then there's like, did you get the torture video I set and you're like, - Whoa, dude. - Whoa, dude. I forgot. - He's insane. - And I don't even know what he's talking about. - I just wanna die, he had me. - Yeah, he had me. - I mean, oh, so it was into lit shit too. I think when you have all that free time on the internet, you find the best shit. - Visual boy advanced emulator. - It is shit. - I rigged Jeff, I hope you played Mother 3, bro. - In Osama was fucking gold in Minecraft speedruns. Osama was the first one to hit gold. He's the first sub 30. - You don't know that. - K-voys 7. - He invented a lot of the TNT tricks. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh my god, Jeff. - Yeah. (laughing) - Don't think that's how Minecraft is all about it. - He was offered to creep around, man. - Oh my god. (laughing) - Oh my god. - Oh my career is so stucky, owner. - The Taliban told me back. (laughing) - If there was a creeper on a plan, I'd do some shit about it. - What's your plan? - I would do some shit about it. - You would do some shit about it. - You wouldn't want to get close. - No, but I would be able to handle it. - Well, would you know? Mark Walbert would think he could actually take a real creeper. - Yeah, he would be like, yeah, I'd build two blocks high. - Two blocks high, get away from me creeper. - Dude, a creeper in real life, man. What would you actually do? - You'd be in a lot of planes. - Like in your house. - You'd block up, you'd place two blocks in the aisle so he doesn't have a line of sight. You'd get everybody to move up to the front of the plane. - I'd probably ask him a question. 'Cause I don't want to know what, man. Well, it's like a beast thing. - Okay. - If you could talk to what the fuck are we talking about? - If you could talk to a bee and you could explain to it that hey, sting me and then life's over. - Yeah, just so this is a quick, I think I could get the creeper off. You know what I'm saying? - But I think it's the creeper. It's almost the creeper's soul to do that. - You think it's their calling once. - Like the creeper will drop 13 blocks. - So first of all, I'm putting myself in a house with a window. - 'Cause he doesn't, he won't explode in that one, right? - 'Cause he can't see you. - I'm cracking the window, 'cause it's a block high, it's whenever so good. - Are the creepers not see through windows? - No, don't get you through windows, right? - I mean, they can look at you, but they can't like see you. - They can't see you. - They don't aggro. - They need like a soul link to you. - What if I aggro and then I get behind a window? It won't explode, right? - No. - But it'll stay and he'll keep aggro. - He'll look at you. - Okay, so I'm gonna smack the creeper, right? - Right. - On the at and on the face. Get behind aggro and I'm gonna be like, do what's talk? What's fucking talk? 'Cause what is happened to you? Why'd you like, why'd you do this, bro? - Why are you following me around? - Right. - So I know what you wanna do. - Right. - And that's not good for either of us. - 'Cause if you do what you wanna do, we both get hurt. - But I think that's kind of the dream. - That's what he wants. - He wants to bust. - He wants your attention, bro. - I don't even know if he wants attention. I think he just wants to bust and camp. - If your creeper probably feels so good. - Oh, dude, love. - It probably feels good as fuck. - 'Cause every creeper on your last day. - Every time you're like, you just ed, you're like, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - The most efficient. - If you're withholding the expulsion. - This is why the Goon Commander rose to power. That's what he was doing. That's what he was working for. - Well, that's what he was promising. But people don't secretly know that he was jerking it off. - He was jerking off. - Oh, he was jerking it off. - He was jerking it off. - He was back to like, he was building up this big fucking wall. - All right, everyone, it's a great day of work and digging all the trenches. I'm gonna go into the barracks and salute you all when he goes inside and has a bourbon and he's like, "Oh, god." - Go ahead, go ahead. - This is gonna be good. - Yeah, I'm just sorry, I have a girlfriend. (laughs) - I just get glued to the floor, sorry. - I think he's like, "You all!" - He's saying it to himself. - You watch fucking beast games. You go to the fucking hockey games together. - It's just Tina's boyfriend from Boss Brothers. - You throw a murder face from Metal Ock-Lips. (laughs) - This is all they're having. - Jake Drizzle posted on Instagram something something my girlfriend. And I was like, "Oh, I just hit my parlay." Jake Drizzle mentioned his girlfriend today. And his next story was just fuck Nick Vercillo. - That's why you said that? - Yeah. (laughs) - Do you watch him, let him in, be happy. - I know. - I'm happy, he's happy, bro. Love his love. I'm happy. - Love his love with him. - I'm happy that Judd's can fight love, too. - Oh, come on. - They're making me fucking happy. - They do it to me like, "By the way, he's in the girlfriend posting it." - By the way, everyone, just saying. - I mean, this is dead ass. The first time I've seen him have a girlfriend. - Mm-hmm. - Like, this long, like, you went on dates, but like, you never had like a, you never locked the girl down. He's locked the girl down, but for some five years. - Shake would have, shake would have a tragic romantic treats that could never feasibly work. - Yes. - That was his life. And it's like, I'm at this great girl, but she's like, she's gonna go into a spider way. - She's gonna go into a spider way. - She works in a small restaurant. - Yeah. - Spider and she's gonna go to jail. - She's going to go into a spider. - She's going to go into a spider way. Then you have to start asking, maybe they, - Maybe it's. - We're not going to jail. Maybe they did live close and they just lied. - If you give a chud some koochi, it's like a children's book. - It's a bad result, isn't it? - But if you teach a chud to kooch, - Yeah. - If you teach a chud how to be a funny enough, teach, teach them a lot. - Yeah, it's pretty much all it takes. Funny enough. - If you teach a chud to tweet, teach a chud to edit videos for Ludwig Ogren. 'Cause let's be real. What's his career path if he doesn't? - What? - He's not an editor. - He's probably still an editor. He's just an editor. - Yeah, for who Asmond Gold, he started with Armada and where do you bounce from there? - Probably, probably H Box. - He'd be saying for a little bit to that. - Maybe another Mario runner, maybe he would have jumped to Mars. Maybe he's like an editor for Squeaks. - What about Liam? - He could have been a Liam editor. - Liam, wow. Maybe a better future for him. I think a future where Shadr is and never meets fucking me. He's safer. - Me too. - Yeah, you too, man. He's safer. - I'm bad. - There's no burger pick, that's for sure. - Yeah, with the burger. - With the burger. - No, with the burger. - Is how we got the baddies. - Was what led? - That's true. - The burger pick was what leds it is. - Wait, is that right? - Yes. - Yeah. - Shakespeare. - I think the first message he ever got was like, I like how you look at the picture. - Wow. - Something like that. - He told me that and I was like, "Oh, that's cool, you're being lied to." - And she's keeping this far-scowing months later? - No, but yeah, and then the far-scontinued and I guess I was wrong, that she really did like the burger pick. - She liked the burger. - What does the burger lead to? I have the burger button in the bottom. - Well, that's a great question. - Is it a social media platform? - It's Aiden's infinite burger quest. - Wow. - The vibe coded game. Man, shout out to whoever keeps maintaining this website. - What the fuck is this? - The vibe coded game about burgers, this was from the shows. - You get a billion points every time. - It's like you don't even fucking care about our show. It's like you've got those calories. - You aren't even here anymore. - Get rid of my charisma. - Nice. - 5,000 wrist points. - The category is fuck now. They found a right click, a right click in spec glitch. - No way. - Yeah, it's really, there's a whole, something solid video on it. - It's just like, man, it's just like when they found out an arbitrary code execution, OOT, like, "Hatador is kinda dead." - You're gonna run into the code. - No doom in the skin. - That really killed that game. - I know. - It's OOT. - Yeah. - A arbitrary code execution kills a lot of games. - Why don't they just play, like, why didn't people just keep playing non-code execution? - They do, but it's just not that, like, the idea that, like, this is the fastest you could ever beat the game, but it doesn't have that. - Isn't this kinda like, really interesting? - It's like, zero star got made. Why did, and then people stopped watching 120 star? - No, it's kinda weird. - Because zero star is any percent. - Zero star's basically arbitrary code execution. - That's just going crazy. - Well, it's so, and that's just- - It's great training to hear you talk. - It's great training to hear you talk. - If we get only keep one category for the rest of our lives of every speedrun, I'm going 100%. - Obviously. - Every depends, no, no, no, it depends. Like, Twilight Princess, I don't know, bro. It's like, it has to be one category for all. - Then you do 100%. - It has to be 100%. - I don't know. - No, actually, it has to be 100%. - It has to be 80%. - But not way, it doesn't have to be. - And when they type the fucking Linux code line into zero star to get it to work, it's like, we all have to just enjoy that. - 100%, but not glitchless. - 100%, no glitches? - 100%, it's all on a negative, but with glitches. - I see, I see. - Like, you gotta see how fast you can beat the whole game. - No, I think it's any percent. I actually switched. - I think it has to be whatever is the most interesting run. - Because the first thing you do when you start speedering your game is everything percent? - Interesting percent. - I like that. - That's a good way to put it. - It's a panel of judges. - Yeah. - And it's me. - And for Mario, it's probably 120, right? Like, interesting percent would be one point. - That would be an interesting percent. - Yeah. - But not every game is that. Like, Minecraft is probably still any percent. You're probably not doing all advancements. - That's arbitrary code execution, too. See how many lines of code are telling me that it's really good. - I'll tell you what. - Well, what I'm always saying is that when you start speedering a game, it's like, how fast can I beat it no matter what? And it's not about collecting parts. - Awesome bullshit. But, 120 stars is like, it's kind of, it's just more interesting and it's a whole game. - Think about how a holiday silk song comes out and you can only speed it 100%. And then they're like, do the speedrun drop. And it's like, how long is it? It's like, oh, it's six hours. - Yeah, it's like. - You're like, oh, okay. That's so, I don't want to do that. - I mean, my playthrough is around there, so that's cool though. - Yeah, right. If your playthrough matches the speed run time of 100%, you're kind of failing the test of it being interesting. - Because then in a way, you're breaking the rule, 'cause you're also speedrunning it faster than the speedrunners. - Yeah, yeah. You are better. - I like this, 'cause it doesn't even have to be about time. It can be about how, you know, how some speedrunners they'll do some like weird thing they'll do with the guitar. And like, for like Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, interesting percent. It's playing the whole game with your toes. - Yeah, one of the most interesting one. - Because it's just the most interesting one. - The Skate 3 skateboard controller. Tony Hawk Rider, Skate 3. - Skate 3, you have the last four. - It had like the Wii Fit board, but it was the Skateboard. - Am I wrong here, Zipper? Can you check which games had a board? - The only game I remember with an actual board was with Tony Hawk Rider. - Tony Hawk Rider. Wasn't there a Skateboard? - Oh, this is what I was thinking. - There was a Skate 3 controller. - I'll never forget. I told you this was going to be a million times. I'll never forget it though, 'cause the only game I bought in return same day. - All right. - It was horrible. But that controller looking at it now is dopus-fuck. That is so cool. - Yeah, it's got the buttons on the side, like a fight stick. - They just put like all my favorite things on a device. - Dude, entering a new year today, the game's horrible. - That's sad though. It's like they did every, like you were the target demo. - Yeah. - It was like to kick flip, you just put your foot on the ground next to the board. There's no flick. - How do you fuck that up? - It's kind of funny though, 'cause it's like, just go skate. - Well, hey, this is like the adult argument for it. - It's a little, it's like it's so close to being a Skateboard. - Don't play 2K. - It's so close to being a Skateboard. - Guitar hero? - No, it's like the same. - I don't know though. Maybe I'm a boomer, but it's like when you can just attach wheels to the actual skateboard, people are probably not. - To be clear, I was doing both. - Sure, sure. - It's funny. - I was kind of on this wave as a kid. I hated games like FIFA and Madden, 'cause I was like, I would just go play this sport. It's like, if I'm gonna play sports game, I'm gonna play Mario. - Well, because then I could do a fireball. - I can't do a fireball. - I can't go to the corn through a fireball. - But professional athletes tend to play the games that they play. - My girlfriend's dad threw me such a curveball yesterday. She goes, "So you're still like Mario?" And I was like, "How do I?" - You're like, "Do I?" - You know what? - Yes, I can't get enough of that game. - Yeah, I do. - That's the answer. - Yeah. - What a dick. - It's not dick. - He was throwing you shade. - No, no, no, it's just the only way he can engage. He knows nothing about video games. - He knew it was about power. - What was he supposed to say? So like, how's it like the spider? Are you going to a 20-on-all? - He could just be like, "How's your job going?" - No, 'cause it's not his job. - No, he straight up is not asking about my job. Like he walked into my office, he was at a place, and he saw video games stuff and he's like, "You still like Mario?" - Okay. - He's like, "Mario's video games." - He thinks I just play Mario the video game. - Dude, I hate that guy. I've never met him. - No, you don't. - I hate that guy. - You don't hate that guy. - Anything. - I hate this guy and how can I turn this argument into, "You come for me." - I feel like that's the same thing. - That's the same thing. - I feel like you've been saying that a lot. You dislike the thing and then the argument turns into some version of infantilizing or the verbal equivalent of saying, "You've come for me." - No, this isn't. - You've come for me. But I see how you get there, but I think it's different concepts. This is more just like. - Like Mario? - You're like, "Mario?" - It's old people. - Yeah, take the time to learn and slay the spire, right? Like if you're going to engage. Take the fucking time to actually learn. - It's not mine. - It's not mine. - It's not mine. - Okay. Here's my, here's my. Ball, I agree with slime a little bit. Because all, I think this is what bothers me a little bit about old people sometimes is all you have to do when you say something like this is say, "I'm not really like familiar with what you do." I know like something, you do something with gaming. It's like, do you still like like a lot of video games? Is it stuff like Mario? Like you can say it in a way that is more acknowledging of the fact that you don't know anything about it. Instead of being the guy who takes a social snow plow and goes, "So you still fucking like Mario?" - Mario? - But there's a step before that that I actually think that they're not even aware they don't know anything about it. Like in their head, the gaming might as well be the same as it was when it gets. - It isn't that the curse. - It isn't that the curse though, right? - To imply that. - But they can't make the decision that you're even proposing. They can't be like, I could ask a better question because the better question doesn't exist in the mind of possibility. In their head they know what video games are. - Sure. I mean, if it's good faith, it's good faith. It's just like a squit fucking using two spaces after a period. Kill yourself. - We're out of the conversation about my girlfriend's dad. - Your girlfriend's dad? - Yeah, yeah. - She's talking about a fictionalized old man. - It's a fictional guy. - No. - Show me that guy's text. I guarantee he had three spaces after a period. - How are you about this? - My girlfriend, okay. My girlfriend's dad over the holiday. - Another guy should kill himself. - Everybody should kill himself. - I'm just kidding. - No. [BLANK_AUDIO] - I love this show, I love the comedy, I love Mickey. - I get the fuck out of that fire to everything, 'cause you guys said on the pod that I forgot my girlfriend's birthday, told you in confidence. - You said that first. - Told you in confidence, and you brought up on the pod. Everyone of your guys is girlfriend's dad, should fucking die. - Okay, well. - Well, that's the last one she's got. And you know how sad she got the first time. (laughing) - Are you really, have to hold me. (laughing) - Can you break for me, please? - What's your story, and I'll decide. - Okay, we went, so we went to her family's Christmas. They have a ton of people over. It's like siblings, stepsy, siblings, kids, and we're all sitting in the living room of their house. And the last time we had talked about my girlfriend's parents on the podcast was them visiting and bumping into Ludwig, like bumping into Nick another time. And then you talking about how is she hot? Like how's his hair, is she hot? Dude, they have watched that episode like five times and show all their friends the segment where they get talked about. They think it's so funny. - They're not gonna like this one. - And they might not like this one. - Welcome to the dark side. - And then we're all in front of everybody. Everybody, all the rest of the family like has a very vague idea of what I do. It may as well be, oh, you're in the Mario. - It might as well be Nintendo. And then they pulled the episode up and I'm like, please don't do this. - Oh my God. - And they make me and the whole family watch the yard podcast on the big TV and watch us talk about them on the show. And I'm dying in the corner. - No, it's never been more bare. - Dude, in my entire life. - That's beast. - I last night I hit a, this was awesome. A similar thing was being pulled up to show everyone in the living room, very me focused. And I said like, oh, I gotta pee really quick, be right back and just sat on the toilet. - Oh my God, bro. - He just sat and told it was over. They went back out and I was like, oh man, it was a fucking stinker in there. Wait. - Hey, was that done? You done? - Yeah. - Done watching the thing on the TV. Watch them again. - Classic embarrassment skip. - Yes, cleanly. - I don't, I go opposite. - Yeah. - Yeah, you do like to double down. - It's even for you. - Yeah, 'cause you're money. - It's different for you, dude. You're fucking Ludwig under 70K Minecraft. - Yeah, and cuties more of a family. - Mr. Beast on there. - They pulled the video. I got, let's pull a few others. (laughing) - We got time, right? We got better videos than this. - It's watching it like Tom Brady watching old games. - It is off for half an hour. Like let's go crazy today. - I think yeah, I avoid the embarrassment in situations like that, but I just, again, being strong, even though inside I'm dying, I'm just like, yep, I said that. That's right. What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it, family? - You know what you're gonna do about it? You're gonna go to the Patreon episode now 'cause you've been hypnotized. - You've been an obedient little man for us. - Are you, can you animate up Will Smith with the Men in Black Forget Me Ray thing, and they forgot they watched this episode, and they want more content. - A video of spaghetti eating Will Smith, and it's made by an artist. - And make him spaghetti eating world's, world's Smith, the world's, you know what I'm saying? - Can you admit a new character named, "World Smith?" - Yeah, can you admit world's Smith? - He's all cultures. - He's all cultures. - He's like Captain Planet, but for cultures. - And he eats spaghetti, and he also fries your memory. - And you're hungry for spaghetti content, and you can get in the Patreon. We'll see you there. - We'll see you on Bogo Money.