The transcript is a chaotic, satirical dialogue blending personal anecdotes, political commentary, and absurd humor to critique class inequality, social exclusion, and the hypocrisy of societal judgment. The hosts explore how working-class experiences are dismissed or mocked by those in power, using surreal scenarios—like trafficking stories or turning a lemonade stand into a competitive business—to highlight exploitation and systemic injustice. Personal moments of vulnerability, such as bodily discomfort or emotional distress, are framed as symbolic of broader societal neglect. The conversation also dives into social dynamics, like the failure to attend events due to peer resistance, and exposes how class divides manifest in everyday interactions. Humor and satire are central tools, used not just for entertainment but to underscore the absurdity of exclusion and power imbalances. The discussion extends to technology, particularly AI, where hallucinations and dishonesty are used to mirror the way people are misled or disbelieved. Ultimately, the narrative functions as a layered critique of privilege, authenticity, and the disconnect between personal truth and public perception, all delivered with sharp wit and self-deprecating insight.
[music] All right, so I got shot down immediately this idea. I'd like to bring it to the audience. Okay, that's not how we're doing this. What do you mean? No, because you guys are a fucking problem. All three, yeah. All three? I know what this is about. What is it about? I know what it's about. Because I didn't get to show to the primo and you guys were very fucking rude. I would argue if you watched the primo, you'd think that someone else was actually more rude. I would argue that the men who followed Hitler's orders were just as bad as Hitler. Maybe worse. I would argue. Does he get to be Hitler if I agree? He's Hitler, yeah. Let's go. I'm Hitler. Yes. I'm Hitler. Yes. Oh, you're Hitler. What did I do? No, I thought Hitler was. Was zipper? No, no. No. No. Okay, no, and that's exactly the fucking thing that I find disgusting is that you guys use this pocket. All these guys, all these guys, fuck it. It's Charlottes and millionaires. And they take and they take working class and I'm close at all. They take working class stories from in there. Stories and they come in here and they lambast some and they have no recourse. Help me make more money than we have no money. Help me have more money and makes more money. I'm just doing a lot of things. I never masturbated anybody. Just because he has no, just because he has better financial sense than you guys. The issue is that we waste too much of it. Yes, because you're blown it on a lemonade stand island that they're working on. Yeah, it's small right now, but they're adding more dirt. Anything goes. Anything goes on the lemonade stand. You're given a ridiculous amount of random people and also burning it, I think, to make keep warm. Yeah, he burns it to keep warm and buys fresh towels that can be washed. And that is most of his money and you buy new black clothes every day. Well, they get sun damage and they turn gray. And no one, these are actually old. I couldn't. This was that slime sauce for two years. If you told me it was distressed, I would believe it too. When I told you I was distressed, would you fucking call me or show up or would you fucking anything for me? If I told you that I was fucking sad and had full of anxiety. Let's say I was like, "Sirl off did nothing about." What if I told you that I was working on a new fucking product that I wanted to sweet the nation? A vibe coded app. A vibe coded app that I thought was going to change the youth. What the hell are you even laughing about? What if I told you I just got promoted at my new job? It wasn't really the most exciting thing you heard that day. But I told you because you know what? I thought you were the only person who would show me what. Try telling me for real. Tell him you got a 30 cent raise. Try telling me some shit for real, see how I fucking respond. Hey, lad. What up? I'd tell you something, man. I know it's not like a big, you know. Congrats on Dark Souls, by the way, that was a really cool stream. Appreciate that. I made a bunch of money. It speaks to you look way pretty close. He thought who is Elden Ring this morning? Close to the mess. I got a promotion today, actually. My job. Oh, so I looked down for a second. Have you been on the phone the whole time? Or just the end? What part should I repeat? That's cool. Yeah, so I was saying. I was saying I. Dude, you catch any of that? We should fucking record if we talk to each other. And monetize it? Yeah. Oh, man. I've seen how did you feel? How is that for you? I went about how I thought you're good. You're going there because it was believable for me. It's actually the truth. It's like a Truman show. Whoa, what's real? What's not? I'm inside this matrix right now. What's the show? What isn't? Can I tell the people my idea? Okay, can you. I want to say it. He has an idea that he's. Does it involve somebody in there? And they're working class stories. Let's say working class stories. They're working class stories. The proletariat. In the other room. And the bourgeoisie comes out here to laugh at with their squid game. Fuck you. Okay, here's my suggestion. Again, if you don't like it, crucify me. Hang me up on a cross. And nail my hands there. And watch my little penis laugh. We're not going to do that. We're going to shoot you in the skull. Are you going to shoot me in the skull? No, no cross. Well, that's what it would have happened. Because we did that with Hayden and I didn't love that. Oh, you didn't love it? No, I didn't like when we put him on the cross. Okay, my idea was that we fill up a series of condoms or latex gloves with rolled up money, rolled up bills. And we make Gingling swallow it like Maria full of grace. Yeah, and he has to butt swallow too. No, no, no, yes, normal swallow because it can't go up. And I would, I would usually say yes, Gingling, you have to butt swallow. Anything can go up. But so it's like Maria full of grace and he's just eating money. And then we traffic him to a different country. And then we have to get the money. Which he thinks is going on the freeway. And we cut him open to get the money out. Yeah, we got to cut him open to get the money out. I feel like you had one rule. And he kind of drove right through it. It drove through the barrier. That was he's working class story. That's his life. He does that. He does that. He doesn't do anything. He's probably done what you're saying. I wish. Imagine, imagine Ben once made him traffic money for some reason. Just for fun. The boys in Arizona were like Hay England. You can have a full butt wash. Yes, Shay, I was recording with Alex. And we were playing Mono for two, like the campaign. And there's a fake restaurant called Taco Taco in the restaurant. And when I looked at it in game and I said Taco Taco. And I'm not kidding. In real life immediately, I had explosive diarrhea. And I had to stop and say, I'll be right back. I'm so sorry. And I stood up and I ran to the bathroom and it was violent. And it was crazy. What did you say? No, I was very, very, very, very close. And then I immediately, after I went to the bathroom, I messaged slime. And I said, I just took a dump that could only be described as sour. That was wild. Wow. It was crazy. That was what it was. Right, when I looked at it, I was like, oh my god. And I ran. And I sat down. You ran? And it was immediately. It was already in the cheeks. And then it was horrible. You had no signs before that? Nothing. It was the moment I looked at Taco Taco. Boom. See, you know what this is? What's that? This is your body angry at you. Or what exactly? I don't know. You did something bad to her. It is a her. Because it famously, in here, it's her story out there. It's his story. So I don't really care what the working class people are doing. You just think I'm going to bring my truth to the show. You do something bad to your body. Your body hides your poop from you to punish you. Hides it? Yes. Oh, then it reveals it to you in the time where you curse the most. Do something. I don't think I've done. Do something good to your body. We can make your body feel swell because you guys know what day it is. Oh my God, bro. Here we all are. Here we all are. You know what day it is? I know what day it is. It's chubby cattle Monday. Yeah. And chubby cattle Monday. Where I want to go to dinner with my friends. You know, it's disgusting about it. It's because he cornered me. It's because I was forming. You know, a housewarming party. He cornered me. He goes, it doesn't have to be chubby cattle. I said, well, what the fuck is it then? Like, what the fuck is Monday if it doesn't have to be that? Chubby cattle Monday. It's about the spirit of chubby cattle. I'm in. He's just being contrarian. He doesn't care. He wants to go. It's not contrarian. It doesn't make you want to go. He just wants to be special. If I go and do the activities, that's still contrarian. If it's in the face of those who don't want to, then yes. I've been begging. And you guys refuse me at every turn. Even Christians said he didn't want to go. Christian doesn't like you. That's Christian to be fair. What do you mean to be fair? Christian don't really play like Christian fucks with me. Yeah, he fucks with you, but you don't fuck with you like that. He fucks with you like in the way you fuck with your boss. Like, yeah, boss. And then you go outside. Hey, you cigarette and you're like, fuck that. Hey, bud. Yeah, go on out to dinner. Yeah, no, I can't tonight. Just you breathing over your shoulder. Oh, my gosh, chubby cattle. I think me looking at all of my friends in the room, excluding Nick with left hours before, and turning to each person and being like, so you guys want to go. And then watching everyone refuse to look away from you. Just look at their phones or like the, the side of a couch. I'm just looking for anything. And she's like, oh, this is scrolling the weather app. Whoa. If you went to Ellis Cabal, would that happen? If I asked you asked those fucking. Yeah, what happened? No, they're not going. They're not going. Well, it's what I'm curious about. Hell no, they're not going. I don't think they'd go. Do Kai bring something. So, so a truck, I saw him at the housewarming. And I was asking. What is fucking housewarming? I'm not at it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I didn't get a fucking invite. I didn't get invited. You knew you were invited. I was not invited. Don't even jest. I wasn't jesting. I wasn't invited. We had a whole conversation about how you probably can't go. I don't think anything there comes in bored.
there's ever been invited to, you weren't invited to. - That's not true, I'm pretty sure you were. - No, I'm sure there's some sort of like, iranian gathering day. - I was invited to those. - Oh, there I am. - I was Shab's plus one. - The Perth, but the Persian Christmas. - Yes. - I asked him how things were and he's like, am I pulling a video a day? And I was like, damn, video a day, it's crazy. And like a couple of minutes went by and I really thought about like, damn, I'm holding a video a day. I just said it out loud, I was like, damn, a video a day. And I don't know why. I swear, I said it like this. I was like, a video a day, damn. - But to yourself? - No, out loud. I said out like that out loud. - But like, were you talking to Blur at the time? - I was talking to No, they truck. - He was next to me and I kind of just said it as like, we were in a wall. - Oh, I'm sorry, you're talking to HR, I'm not Blur. - Yeah, okay. - I was also like, damn, Blur's uploading a video a day. Good for him, I said. - I was like, damn, video a day. I don't know why. Maybe you can explain your man's. He immediately pulls up his YouTube and starts showing me how many views they all got. - Oh my God. - Because he thought it was a dig. He thought I was making fun of him. And I was like. - So he's like, as well, pussy muck. - He was like, look, we're all doing really good. And I'm like, I'm like, why are you showing me that? I believe you. And he's like, 'cause you're like, fucking the way you said it, you're fucking making fun of me. And I'm like, no, I'm not. I was like, complimenting you. - He's like, he loves you. - I'm like, imagine the opposite of what I said. Damn, one video in a year. Like that would be an insult. Like, I'm like saying, damn, it's a lot of, I think this is the relationship you have formed with him. - No. - He's a whipped dog. - He is a whipped dog. And no one has whipped him more than you. - Oh, so I was like. - Me or Nick, you looked at me. - No, it's obviously you. - You're whipped him. - I've whipped him. It's your rock? Of course. Well, I've whipped him. (laughing) - Yes. - I guess I have two, because that's what I'm saying. - So now you go, hey, dog and the dogs every time you go flinching crazy. - Oh. - I keep doing that during the marathon. - Five squeaks, I'd go like this. And he wouldn't flinch. I'd be like, look, I don't hit him, guys. - Yeah. (laughing) I will say, HROT came, he was at the office, and then I, I had finished getting to gold. And he's like, hey man, your gold race, the gold streams are really good. And I'm like, you're not even fucking watch. You don't even care. You watch one fucking two minute clip of it, and you said you watched it, and then he got cornered. And he starts, he starts doing that thing where he's just like, I'm eating, I'm eating, I'm eating, I'm eating, I'm eating, I'm eating. - And I cornered him and I'd block him. - Watch what he would have stopped, stop, stop. You said the thing he does, he's never done that. - Why did you turn into Porcupine? - Please, Aiden, please back me up here. - He does that thing a little bit, but that's, (laughing) - That was Porcupine. - That was Porcupine. - That's not the point. (laughing) - That's not the point. - Sometimes you can get him to turn into Porcupine. - I withdraw, 'cause this is not ultimately a working class story. - But, his story is you can defend. (laughing) - Right, the champion of the working class. - No, I'm saying you can defame him. - Right, but that's what you're saying or the champion of the working class. - I fight for them. - He fight for them. - He fight for them. - He fight for them. - He fight for them. - He fight for them. - He just plays weak soul for seven days. - And do you know how many working classers were protected by that? - Protected. - Yes. - Okay. - What were they protected? - I think that's beautiful, man. - I cast Touch of Death. - Really? - Mm. - Okay. - Oh, it's Touch of Denial. - Touch of Denial. - I don't kill them. - Right, I was gonna say. - Yeah, I lost to the name. - And then what, did he prove right? - Well, he basically was like, all I tried to do was give you a compliment and I said, I didn't fucking ask for a compliment. So it was kind of funny, 'cause it was like, - Okay. - He learned all that to you. - I learned all that. - Yeah. - So when it was sorry, he said something nice. It's just that I know-- - That sounds stressful. - He could have just said you got to gold. Like, he said he was trying to say like, "Oh, you can't, you're coming for me, you did it." - I don't think you're trying to say that. - And it felt condescending. - I think to the story, it sounded like he was doing that. - You're right, thank you. - You're fine. - I don't know if it was my damn side. - I was there with this happened. It didn't, it's-- - You were there. - 'Cause recreation of this is not only like this, you come for me. - Yeah, you should. - Yeah. - And that's probably really demeaning. - You come for me and then I was like, listen, and I ripped off his two pay and I said, don't fucking talk to me. I didn't hold any like a dead rat. You're like, I'm sorry, hair system. And yeah, so I get it. What I'm saying is I get it. I get what you're saying. I get what you guys are saying. I get it. - So in conclusion, they wouldn't go to Chubby Cattle. - Yeah, I thought we were really, we were distracting from the fact that he asked us to. - I'm going with you, dude. - You're going with me. - Today we're gonna have dinner. - To be you and Pookie. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. Oh, oh, he has to entertain Pookie. - Everyone's welcome at Chubby Cattle Monday. - Oh, bro. - Do you think Chubby Cattle Monday is in Cattle Slop? - It is, Cattle Slop, but you, I saw this whole interaction. I watched a stream quite a bit this week. This whole interaction. - Fuck you by the way. - I wanna add something. When you said yes to go in and do my immediate thought with asking you was, I was like, what do you think you ever said yes to stuff because you think the plan will fall through. But then socially you get to get away with having said yes. And the next time you could say no. - I don't think I've ever done that. - I was gonna ask that question because, you know why? 'Cause it's coming from a place of like why did he say yes? And now I know the reason. - You know the reason. - No, I know the reason. - And there is a reason outside of I would just like it. - And he also doesn't like it. - Pookie. - Schedule a Monday experience. - Well hold up, I would go with the next Monday too. Yeah, you guys, you know what you're doing? - Oh, tell me. - You're not down to go. - No I'm going. - So you're trying to drive a wedge. - That's what they're trying to drive a wedge. - Oh, I mean technically already said yes. - I am. - I'm an auto man. - You said yes multiple days ago. - So we're all in. - No, no, no, I am trying to drive a wedge and I'm not trying to get you in. - Oh, 100% correct. - Puck. - Okay. - Yeah. - All right. - You're right. - Also what do you say fuck me for? - 'Cause you were a fucking cocksucker in my chat. - That was not a cocksucker. - You're a cocksucker bro. - I would explain one way I was a cocksucker at all. - 'Cause you would pop it in a chat. - You'd say raid lacy every day. And then you were back seating me. - I was not. - I could have really maxed it. - It's funny, you think I was. I was quoting something someone in the game says with no context of what you needed to do. - Oh, no context. - I promise you. - It's basically like an area where you use it torched to get mosquitoes away. And then he goes, "Use the light of Aryan down "to torch them away." - That's not it. - And he's like, "It's a quote." - That was also the main dialogue that tells you what to do in the game. - To defend myself. It was also the first time I had popped in while you were doing the DLC in Aryan Dell. And there's a cool quote that you probably didn't listen to 'cause you skipped through everything. And I was just saying it. If you looked through my logs, I was quoting the game the whole time. I was quoting all the time 'cause I like quoting. Had nothing to do with your dog should gameplay. - Yeah, you were. - Some of your quotes helpful if they read them. - I don't think so. - Most of what he was doing was fucking. - I was saying clear out guys lacy's went live. It's like let's clear out of here. - It looks like clear out list live. And then he'd be like, "Oh my God, haggle rules." And then someone fucking tag him and be like, "A haggle, Ken, and fist fuck." And then he'd be like, "Ken, and win." - Yeah. - And it'd be like some fuck, they like, basically two people who were a bit in order to watch too many Vada-Dial videos. - We were having fun in the chat. I was having fun with the Dark Souls heads. - Cool, you're really nice. - Clear out lacy's live is maybe generational life. (laughs) That would be a boogie by the way, who is so shit at reading chat. I told him you could see my logs in there. I told him to sing for you probably 13 times. He never did. - Yeah, he's not a singer. - And or a chat reader, really. - No, not in the marathon. - I said something to Ludwig the other day, this is before Puke was here. I said, "Oh, I only find it." - And I did. Also, I remember specifically, this love of lacy came from nut. - No, I liked him before. - No, I promise you. - I promise you. - I promise you. - This is not a visit day one. I mean, I saw the same movie and found out it was our favorite movie. But he didn't tell me to go watch Fight Club and then we liked Fight Club. Lacy's Fight Club. - We both liked Fight Club. And then we were like, "Dude, you like that?" - You like that. - You push you on a Fight Club, bro, it's all right. - Dude, I promise. - You didn't really get the lacy thing before that. - He's trying to get to me, dude. (laughs) He said, "I told him, I was like, I go in a squeaks chat. I say, I fucking love you and respect you, bro." He goes, "What's up, slime?" Keep scrolling. - Yeah, what the fuck you want him to say, bro? - I said he broke my fucking heart, bro. And then Lotoic said, "Can't be that mushy with immigrants. "Not how we're raised." - Oh, he said we. - We're. - He said we. - Not how we are raised. - He did it immediately, say. So he. - I'm an immigrant. (laughs) - That's not how we're raised. - From where? - He's too mushy, huh? - Beware you. - We're from France. - The immigrant from France. - We're from France. - Ah, this makes sense. - And we had a great 9/11 win this week. - Yeah, I watched, I got my, I got my timeline last night that you in Rainbow video. - Oh yeah. - And it was so cute. His like Rainbow has a series where he like, interviews celebrities, but in Geogester. And he like, nard wars them. Places of their own life. And he's like, they're like, where the fuck? And they're like, they realize, oh, it's from this. - Did he show you Bucky? - Like how the fuck? - The literally the first fucking location he showed. And Ludwig was like, where is this? (laughs) The thing he's so long, actually what I want to bring up was like, this part, I fold up. - This part doesn't matter. - You forgot the new figure of story, like entirely. It doesn't, it didn't happen that way, but it was close. But then you were like, where, you didn't remember where Bucky's was. - After like so many smash camps. I feel bad because Rambler.
reach out to me. - Oh, it was a good one. - That's where he got it. - Yeah, I know, he told me. - Oh, okay. - But it was good. I remembered. - I was like, okay, that makes so much sense. - Yeah. - That makes so much sense. - I remembered that it was the casino on the way to smash camp, but geographically, finding it was fucked. - If you knew, if you knew Prescott, it's like, God be so easy. It was like, I was scanning my shit for like, 35 minutes. But I eventually got there, but yeah, it was like, I'm glad I, all I care that is it was like a cool moment because it was hard, 'cause he's like, can you show me a place from Ludwig's life? And I'm like, every place is just an old address, which is bad. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like, so I settled on Bucky. - You should've hit the bageloo. - To the bageloo, like I was a lot. (laughing) - Kjala. - But if you're Bucky's as fun, 'cause it's a casino, but other than that. - The mountain where I met Tsungwa. - Bucky's like a perfectly good one. Bucky's like a perfectly difficult one, I think. - Yeah, that was hard. - Oh, you're welcome. - You're welcome to make your content back. - But you also remembered like the, it's funny, the content ones, you were like, boom. Right there. - Yeah, those were easy. - Well, they're also more recent. - Dude, Smash Game was fucking seven years ago. - Well, some of them were, yeah. - That one. - That one, that memory was seven years ago, yeah. - Isn't that crazy? - Yes, that's so many years ago, bro. - That was one of the last one you went to was the one that went right when I moved in with you. - It was five years ago, right? - Yeah, it was 2019, it was the last one you went to. - That crazy, bro, so many years ago. - Yeah, it was crazy. - You're 30 and you still face time Jason the Wayne for views. - Yeah. - How old were we all when we all became friends? - 2000, for me and you, it was 2000. - 2016, probably. - 2016. - I'd say we broke friend barrier in the past few years. - So I was, so I was, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, that's a lot. - I was 34. - Yeah. (laughing) - Was it 20 or 19? - 20 or 20. - I was 22. - Yeah, it was just, it was like us back then. Let's be coming friends. - We infuck, we infuck. - It was such a hard self to get you guys by with me. - It was a crazy self to get you in the house. - It wasn't crazy self to get you in the house. - It wasn't like that. - It wasn't natural. - It was like, Aiden reached out and you were all like, "Yeah, it should move in." - It was really tough. - We were really not sold on it. - Yeah, it was like, okay, we actually got a couple. - We like a couple plans throughout, but like, what if this guy turns out really fucking, just so-one. - We had some outs. - Yeah, we had a way we were gonna pop up. - We said we were gonna put you in a toilet container. - We said we put $10,000 in a suitcase. We sent them on an international trip. - Uh-oh, that's all the limits. - Yep, yep. - Top, top, top. - This is a good scenario to run through. I, but I move it, 'cause how it was working is I was gonna come down to move at BTS. I'd like found a random house to move and do. I think I messaged Anthony. So it's just messaging a bunch of people I knew in SoCal at the time. If I can move. - How many fucking shots did you put out there? - I mean, how much seed did you spread? - Like, like four direct shots. - That's like a lot of seed to spread. - That's a lot of seed. And then a SoCal melee post, which is a massive, that's a bunch of shots. - That's a big shot at the time, yeah. - I almost moved in with gooms. - Oh my God. - What a different world. - Would be a good starter than Empire. - Yeah, they would be running open AI right now. - Oh my God. - And actually, I had a better life for you, Loki. - And then you said no, you didn't say no right away. You basically said to like, I'm asking about us maybe moving and then it didn't look like the timeline was gonna like line up. - I was pushing back. - It was a lot of like in the chat being like, - I threw up when he asked, it became, we had to clean it all day. - Oh my God, that was so much. - He's so much. - He's so much. - In my shoes, so much puke. - No, I think he, you were probably so excited. - Oh my God. - We're unsure of what the end of a day you got in my butt. - He peaked down with you, but we had to get the hose. - I kept saying the Pat's House guy. - They had to put me up in the yard like on the wall like this and spray my butt. - The Pat's House guy who gave you a bunch of money. 'Cause he was so nice. - That's honestly part of the reason why we said yes. - Yeah, so maybe we can get him drunk more and farm him. - He has bread. - We can pay our rent with money matches. - And I, I'm about to sign a lease with the group of random people in North Hollywood and commute from North Hollywood to Covina every day, which would have been horrific. - What about Domazelle? - It would have been dumb. And then a month later, the day I'm gonna sign the lease, Nick messages me and says, "We're actually moving with us." - So what happened there? Tell him what led you to that snap decision. - The real, the real story? - No. - Fake one. The funny fake one, oh. I don't remember her, 'cause there's a real one, it is funny. - What's the real one? - I didn't like Aiden. - Yeah, Aiden liked it. - I was like, oh Aiden sucks, I was Aiden sucks ass. I don't wanna live with that guy. - You really? - Yeah, better. - And Nick did like it when Dan said he was gonna hire Aiden. I was like, oh, don't hire that guy. I fucking didn't think that guy sucks. And I remember, I had this moment, we were driving. I was in a car, I don't remember why, but I was in a car, and I thought about it. I'm like, "Why do I not like this guy?" I didn't have any good reasons. - Interesting. - All my reasons were very like, oh, this one time, I saw him act in a certain way, or like one time he talked me like this, but they were kind of all really weak. And I'm like, am I really gonna like prevent this guy from getting a job in a house because I kind of have a reason I don't like him. And I felt so bad about that, that I went to Dan again. I was like, "Hey, I just ignore everything I said about him. "I take it back." And then I was like, and also I had heard that you were gonna move in with like Holly with random people, and I was like, that would suck. Like that would be, that would suck. And so I was like, I'm gonna message him. - Yeah. And then-- - And then I went to Dan's same day, and I said, "Dude, please, Nick's gonna kill you." - I hate him. (laughing) - Yeah. - It's a psychosis thing. - He's been like, he looks so sobbing. He's been like, don't listen to anything you said today. - I'm moving. - I'm moving. And you guys are gonna move in like a month, and find like a bigger house that's closer to work, and we're all gonna live there together. But we were, I knew you guys. I talked to Anthony the most, and we weren't really friends yet. - We weren't even close. - So if I, imagine I moved, I moved. - Let me tell you this. We weren't even close, even a little bit. - Even a little bit. - In fact, we were enemies. - I wouldn't say we were enemies. - I don't know if you were still enemies. - 'Cause there was this part, there was this time that I farted in front of you. Remember that, and smash some at seven? - There's been a lot. - Oh, it's seven? - Smash some at seven. - Wait, we weren't enemies from that? - Well, I considered it. (laughing) - From that moment. - So I think I'm farting in front of what is functionally a stranger, and then forming a negative opinion about them, from how they rehab. - Even though I rolled with it? - You weren't my enemy at all. I liked you. - I liked you enough. But if I rolled up and I sucked, what was the out? - We had a plan. - What was the plan? (laughing) - Wait, if you rolled up and suck what we do, probably live with you for four years and start a podcast with you. (laughing) - Wait, this guy will be a sponge. - Yep. - What do you think, your way? I'm the most miserable roommate of all time, two months in. - It's tattooed roommate, soft, sucks. - You just got to tank it. - Yeah, we just tank it, you come home and we're watching in betweeners in the living room, and you're like, oh, you guys are watching, you're all watching a show together. And we're like, oh, we didn't mean to tell you. - And we slowly just make you feel left out. - Yeah, I would like to find out your schedule, and it's like, oh, I get home at 6.45, and it's like, okay, the movie starts at 5.30, and then you come in, there's 15 minutes of the movie. - So you'd slowly and socially isolate me? - In these movies that I'm picking, it'd be like, in passing, you'd be like, oh, dude, I'm really excited to watch "Frozen 2", and so you'd only see the last 15 minutes of it walking in. - And we'd talk about that. - And we'd be like, bro, bro, this is a big spoiler, you don't want, like, you should go to your room, like, don't watch this movie. - We all went inside and gave, and then you go to your room and we're turned to volume, and you're in a really loud door. - And we also fucked with the hinge on your door, so it can't really close properly. And I'm making a squeak, I'm rusting that door. And I jerk off, and we're jacking up. - This is all related to you, but I'm jacking up. - You have to jack up. - You're all jacking up. There's nobody you can beat off, anyway. - No, no, I never did it. - No, I liked you. - I'd wait for you. - But if I was home. - If I was mad at you, I would jack off. - If you were angry, you would be jacking off, bro? - Yeah, 'cause you would change the function way of the house. - Dude, I've told this before, but every time it hits my memory, it's like a truck, which is where I walked into Ludwig's room once to bother him. He had his green screen up, but he wasn't streaming. I start saying something to talk to him. He's like, I'm jerking off in here, bud. And then I was like, my bad, and I close the door. - And I feel like the fact that I-- - But don't, yes. - He's like in the outer space. - Yeah, if you didn't follow the sedation background, it's like watching hot porn. - It was, I was like, so I was like, whoa, I gave him the white guy, whoa, right best, yeah. - Yeah, it's beast. - What are you gonna say? - I wasn't actually jerking off then. - Really? - Whoa! - What were you doing? - I was writing a fanfic about me and you, and I never wanted you to see it. - I wish. - Man, don't fucking tease me with some bullshit that I did. - No, I don't do much shit. I sat on it, so I didn't feel it anymore. (laughing) This guy is stupid in the morning. - Do you think, all right. - Could you-- - Is it on your penis, does it not feel it anymore? - No. - Like, could you do it that way? - I can't get it. - How do you sit on your own penis? - No, I'm just saying like theoretically, if you like cut the blood flow, would it tingle like your arm does, and you wouldn't feel it? - I don't think so. - I think so, 100%. - I don't think so. - The penis is made of blood and nerves and tissue like your arms, but if you cut the blood flow, then it wouldn't be hard. - Yeah. - You can need to be hard. - So just be a soft fuzzy penis. - What if our arms-- - What if our arms did that, dude? Like, could the blood flow off and they like, they'd flate? - The more blood you add to it. - They'd flake apart and it's the place. - They get really hard. - Yeah. - They'd deflate like, yeah. - The penis should have bones. - Evolution come on. - No, that's so silly. - And you can break it. - Well, the penis, the bones,
you can still break the penis. - No, not that. - Yeah, have you ever made it crack? - Yeah. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - You've been it cracked before? - That's not good. - No, no, the base, it's at the very base. - Are you making it crack? - No, it's in the middle. - No. - A crack in the middle. - You guys never-- - In the middle. - Hey, you crack it. - Hey, everyone, down in the comments, have you ever cracked it in the middle? - Any penis crackers? (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like a glow stick. - What's new here? - It's a glow stick. - It's like a glow in your penis glow. - Yeah, in the air doesn't it? - Yeah, so well, I guess I'm a fucking freak, that's it. - Yeah, I mean, that's a little funny. - I have a question. - Yeah. - Tempton. - Yeah, penis crackers. - Chevin, you think squeaks beat not in your house. Beat, beat, he beats it. - Do you think he beats dick in your house? - Jesus, man, I don't think he has time. - What was he doing at time? - After spending the entire day with me, he's exhausted. - I think he probably-- - He's in his entire mind. - Well, well, not yet. - His balls aren't drained, though. - That's what I'm saying. - That's not necessarily true. - Pookie's got full balls. - And you're going upstairs to misses. - Then look, after the whole day, what we do is we walk in, and we go, all right, 10, 45 tomorrow, he goes, okay, and then fucking off to bed. - Really? - We guys, we were working hard. - You really? - Working in that week's stretch, maybe coal miner speed us. In terms of like-- - Yours worked in strenuous shit. - We're in a labor. - We're in a labor. - We're in a labor. - Punching every boss at the front and back at the same time. (laughing) - I would love to watch two A.N. fight Pontus 11. - Playing through a game that has no difficulty when you have an action. - I would love to watch A.N. fight two. - Two, you could be- - Yeah, no, it was designed as a single-player experience for the bosses. - And it's playing how I died 700 times. (laughing) - I'd say we know why he's mad at his point. - It's like spawning a CPU that's really good. - Yeah. - It's the same thing. - It's minic tier. - It's a Pokemon minic tier. - It's still minic tier. - 700 times. - I guess I'm Pokemon minic tier. - I was the chub. - I was the chub. - 500? - I was the one who killed himself because you died. - Not many. - Like 100. - You don't ever kill yourself 'cause someone died. - Usually. - I was in their prime for you. You guys both wanted to be there to win the fights that you both level. - Yeah, that's all too. - Guys, last night, we ate all sorts of awesome just liver and chicken heart at that restaurant, right? - So much awesome chicken. - I think I've secretly, I've been eating chicken liver and heart pretty much every single day. - Oh. - And I coerced you guys to go to the restaurant 'cause I wanted you guys to try it. But I think my insides are starting to fail. But cooking has been way too hard for me and I don't think it's possible. - So I have solution. - What's your solution? - Try dog kibble. - Dog kibble? - Yes. - On the floor with a bowl. - It's cheap, but I don't like the taste of dog kibble. I don't think cooking at home should always be such bad food. Like it always is when I do it. - I feel like your health goal here is to just not only eat chicken heart in liver and with hungry root, that's gonna make it way easier to stick to that. - A brand of dog. - A brand of. - No kibble. - No kibble comes with hungry root. - No kibble with hungry root. No chicken liver. - Can you start porn as far as I understand? - I like kibble and eat it like cereal. - You could pour milk into it if you wanted to. - A hungry root feels that maybe you just want to make it. - Well, and I have a health, quickly and easily. - I'm looking to have protein in my life. Everyone protein, you like protein. - Yeah, that's true. - How do you get protein without eating a heart? - That's true, 'cause a heart has the most protein. - Has the most protein in love. - Well, you could eat the other parts of the chicken. Like they have lemon pepper chicken that are cilantro with-- - They have lemon pepper chicken hearts. - No, they just had it with the heart. - It doesn't have to be the heart. - It's gonna be the normal meat. You could be the normal meat with hungry root. - That sounds delicious. - It doesn't have to be the organ. - It's good, I guess. - Yeah, give me another meal. Give me another meal. - You could get black and pork loin in roasted carrots. - Oh, I get it. - I have the eventually. - That sounds like you could use some vegetables. - That actually sounds kind of good, but wouldn't it take forever to make? - No, that's the whole thing. It doesn't take forever to make. It's really quick. - Well, let's say you're trying to lose 378 pounds. - It's every meal is like 15 minutes or less. - Where do I go if I want to capitalize on this awesome deal? - You need to go to hungierroot.com/theyard and use code the yard to stop eating chicken liver and chicken hearts. - You're saying for a limited time to get 40% off your first blocks plus a free item in every box of four life and no hearts are involved in that whole process. - You don't need to, honestly, Nick, I don't, you don't even need hungierroot to stop eating the chicken hearts. - It is. - I'm surprised that this is a problem. - Is the free item kibble? - There's no kibble. - I don't understand. - There's no kibble. - You can go to hungierroot.com/theyard and use code the yard. That's where you get the deal. - I wanna see you on all fours eating kibble at a bowl. - I'm not going to do that. I'm going to make my hungierroot meals at 15 minutes or less. - Will you eat the hungierroot meals that are nutritious and fast and I can't do all fours? - Every day you guys break me down. You break me down further and I bring to you my good ideas. - I bring good ideas with easy meals and you have, and you bring me insane problems every week. - I can't do it anymore. - I don't want to do it in my life. - I love the clip of, there's, you know, when Ludwig gets, she was a little raw emotion. - Oh my God. - When you y'all have to control her. - There's a good y'all. - Oh, Black Gulch. - Yeah. - Yeah, I don't think it was real. I thought it was real at first and then I realized it was a setup. Most of it's a setup. - It was all an act. - I don't feel emotions. I'm a thespian on stage. - He's a thespian as a lesbian. - It's why it's such an exhausting shift. - A thespian would have drained his partner's balls. - Yep. - And who's to say I didn't? - Sometimes the camera was off, right? - Yes. - And it would disappear into the night - Yes. - Behind the back house. - I can go Christian bail on set and I can also go in example of someone who drains balls on set. I can do both. - Marlon Brando. - Marlon Brando. - Drained every co-stars balls. - Is that right? - Is your brain? - He didn't remember the lines. He read lines off flashcards that the director had to hold for him and he drained his co-stars balls. That's like the two main Marlon Brando facts. - Yeah. - Method two. - I love that. - Like a circus. - Awesome of him to do. - Do you think he got the gigs for one of those two reasons? - I mean, you have both faces covered. - Oh, he wants to game wards. - Yes. - Why did you finish your game? - Why did you do that? - Why did I watch the game wards? - Yeah. - I'm streaming. - I think it's the essence of what he's saying. - Why? What do you mean? - Like we're in the middle of a dark soul's marriage. - Like why pause the marriage? - It's why I pause it for the game award. - Like, okay. - It's such a dumb question. - Why is it a dumb question? - I'm gonna figure out how to answer. It's like. - It's almost as dumb as like why. - It's like you guys want me to move it in. - It's like the why what could even be that? - It's the balls coming in 9/11 and being like why you guys stop working? - Like what do you, what's go oh, that's in New York. - Yeah. - So that's far, it's like far as fuck. - Oh, fuck it opens the window. Oh, no planes, no planes. Like that. - That's what it's called. - You're gonna go to Jigsaw style shotgun necklace attached to his head and then it fired off into the sky and you're saying, oh, I guess we'll just play through this one. - Yeah. - No, you don't play dark soul through that. You watch the news. - You watch the news. - To find out who did that. - And in this case, the French did 9/11. - Not for all. He does it sweet but he's still sweet. - Speaking of the news, I was thinking about on the drive over here. EMP hits the earth and but not for, I guess, people's like phones or whatever. And all the radios and podcasts, they all go away. We're the only one left. We are the only broadcast network on, that is voices like TV's kind of still there, I guess. But it's like, it's only like pleuribus and severus. - It's only Apple TV original songs. - It's just Apple TV. - I know I count in and it's like, we're the only functional thing close to news. - Right. - So what, how does the show change? Do we do the same shit? - That's such a good question. - Or do we become the world news? I'm saying the world. - The world. - The world. - We get translated into every language I'm carrying. - We have to do a little news. - I don't know, man, do we have to? - Yeah, you'd have to do only news. - I'm gonna do a little. - Only news. What about a little segment? - No, 'cause at this point you are, you are servicemen for men. - What's the length of the show? - How are we? - 24/7 broadcasts. - Okay, now I'm on board. - It's a 27 broadcast and we are the only piece of news that people can hear. - Yeah, I think we still need some sort of spotlight, bro. - We have fun for a variety hour. We can't just, that's disgusting. - How are people supposed to be interested? - What's your beat on the yard news? - Oh, I've got to pick a few geopolitical relations. - Okay. - That's still the word boy. - You are the worst one for that. - I'm actually not. - Wait, I finally get the breasts. - Aiden's the oiled up weather boy and he's covered in oil and he's got awesome, he's got a BBL and in every weather segment he tries fucking chirping up about economics and then you just hear fucking me from producer from the back, fucking shootin' the ground. - Yeah. - Dance! - Well, boy. - I'm lemon, they say it's not the one who won the bit, is it? - The bit, yeah. - Who gets to do economics at? - That's me. - That's what we, fuck. - He owns a company. - Yeah, I own a company. - You don't own shit. - I own a company. - You own an MTV, kill yourself. - I own a company, I would say today for economics. I have a good cow she bet. (laughing) - I'm taking the over on the patriots. - And you cut to me and I'm on a big laptop and you'll attack me. (laughing) - You'll attack me. - Wait, he gets the phone over. - Yeah. - What the fuck? - And I got Chanel West Coast as well. - I got Chanel West Coast and a tree hockey on the couch. - No, steal it. - I'm like, that's a black erasure. - I'm like, I'm like, you smell like shit, huh? And then a tree hockey laughs, see? (laughing) - Fuckin' funny, fuckin' funny Chanel. - Isn't it, isn't it, Chanel? - Dude, I would have to do geopolitical relations. I'd be very good at it. - Why do you think it'd be better than me? - Because I've studied more. - What have you studied that I haven't studied? - William Spaniel's YouTube channel. - Is that a man?
Yeah, he's a man. He's a game theorist who makes YouTube videos. - I study game theory. - Okay. What is it? - If, okay, so if there's three doors, and then the host says, "Pick a door." - No, it's not, it's not as easy. - Go, and I pick one. - No, it gets, not a game theory. - And then, we'll hold up, and then the host says, okay, well, I'm gonna open one of these doors, and he opens the door three, and then he says, "You wanna switch?" - Yeah. - I switch every time. - You switch every time, you have to switch every time. - There's most people who want to switch, 'cause there's all three three percent. - That's a good question. You saw 50s when it opened. - Yes, 'cause 33, 33, 33, but the host, no. - God, smart. - So it's actually 66 combined. - Typed. - Typed. - Shit. - So now what? - So now what, are you okay? All right, fine. - In every segment, every day, I do that. - Do I need to be economics then? - What? - Is that what you want? - I'm doing both. - What do I do? - We got you on biohazard. What does that mean? - You're gonna explain to people biohazards. - Yeah. - We got you on septics. - Yeah. - We got you all poop early and poop. - You didn't go to school for it. You just learned it all based on your vise. - There's a poop on 43rd. Not sure what's humid or dark. - It's like when you know the poop's in the pool. - Yes. - They have to section it off. - Yeah, section off. - And then they, you know, they've got arms candy bar. - Which is funny, because it's still in the pool. You can't section the pool. It's all pools. - It's either that or dump the pool up. - Yeah, we gotta either either. We gotta either decide you can poop in the pool and install a swim in it because it's pee. It's the pee of the butt. Or no more pool out of the pool. - But there's no, you can't section off the pool. - You should start a biohazard war. - What is it? - Okay. - Yeah. - We could go, we could go to fancy gated community pools and drop a shit. - Okay. - And they'd have to drain that. - No. - They don't have to do anything. - Yes, they do. - They could change the rules. - They could hide it. - Oh, you think, 'cause they've- - If I took a shit, they'd have to drain it because there'd be no water. - Yeah. - 'Cause it would just be water. - Yeah. - I think that's actually a really solid sort of class warfare. - Yes. - They would have to drain it. And I'm saying that of the drain it because you got one. - Imagine that little pool. - One lady in that neighborhood sees that there's a pooper here is that there's a poop. - The little pool crawler. - So we're going round. - Imagine trying to get a pooper working class. - We're going round. - We're going round. - We're going round. - We're going round. - We're going round. - We're going round. - We're going round. - We're going round. - That's the first pool we hit. - That's the first pool we hit, folks. - You even use it? - Huh? - You even use it almost every single year. - Almost. - I'm in there. - I think I might be the last person that used your pen. - I'm in there swimming. - It's so funny you have a pool. It doesn't make sense. - Yeah. - You should drain it. Start skating around. - That's tough. - Don't think I could do that. - Why not? - Because I can't skate on flat. - Well. - That kidney bean pool. - Oh, cares. - Well. - Skaters, I think. - Get a little crazy. - Sand the edges down. Start a salsa company. - Oh, kids. - Start a salsa company. - Why don't you turn it into a skate park? - Why for the public kids? - Ooh, for the youth. - Yeah. - That kind of cool. - No, you don't fuck with the-- - You don't fuck with-- - You don't fuck with making a skate park. - Drove by these kids. They flagged me down. They had a lemonade stand. They saw me in my car. They said, "Hey, a lot of way. Can we get a picture?" - Really? - And I said, "Yeah, that's how it all happened." - Okay. - And I got out of my car. I took a picture of them. And they're like, "You should come to our lemonade stand." I said, "I will next time. What day?" They told me the day I never showed up. - Slide to the kids. Drove by it, too, again. - Yeah, he could have actually-- - He had cash on me. - Yeah. And guess what, next day, open the lemonade stand. Second, right next to them. Next block over, cheaper lemonade. Better quality. - Yep. I had better ingredients. - Yeah. 'Cause I, you know, there's no one in their line is probably bad. - Is this like a metaphor? - No, it's just a thing I did to kids. - Happened. - All right. - Children. - Is lemonade stand finally failing? You're your little show. - Finally. - Finally. - Is it? - That imply that you've been prepping. - Let me tell you. - Yeah, let me tell you. - It's like on the, it's, you know, it's steady. - Oh, steady. - And it's some weeks it goes down. (laughing) - And it hurts a little bit. - And then the next week, it steady's out. - So it goes down and then it steady's out. - And then it goes down and then it steady's out. - Yeah. - More and more. - No, but it mostly stays steady. - Right. - And it's like it's got one or two options week to week. - It's just down or steady. - Down or steady. - It only changes between the week. - Exactly. - But when it's up, it's going steady. - You know, you would only see it go down when the new episode comes out. - Right, right. - So for that six days, it's really steady. - Yeah. - So it's just, it's, you look at, it comes out Wednesday. - Each episode is slow, seven days. - The rock solid seven days till the next one comes out. And it's like, we're hitting it. We're hitting a new steady. - Right. I watched the comedy compilations of us making fun of Lemonade's then. - I saw that. - And it was like, damn, this is like 40 minutes. - I haven't listened to an episode yet. - Of Lemonade's then. - Yeah. - I listened to one, fifth of one episode. - Were you mentioned on it? - No. - I was working out. - He would have loved it. - I was working out, I ran out of sage empties. But it was, it was funny because he was the king. - Yes. - They were doing the-- - It's a bad episode to listen to. - Really? - It was your first episode, I would think so, yeah. - Interesting. - I thought he was great. He was great, I don't care what he was. - I thought he was great, but it was just, it's, I don't think it's indicative of the podcast. And I also think they were confused. - What? - Confused about what? - 'Cause Aiden thought he was the king ruling the Zoomers in A-Truck thought he was the Zoomer King who was a Zoomer. So they were on the same page. - No, I was old. - I, well, I know. My character was clearly old, but he didn't know that. It's weird because I get all the context. - I know, that's the issue. That's the issue. - You think that's the issue? - That's the issue of it, tell us. - And Perry's fucking up the audio. (laughing) - Oh, he's a Marsh. - Perry's a fucking, he's a Marsh. And he gets 80% of the money. - No, he gets 80% of the money. Name me a producer who doesn't fuck the audio up. Name me one. - Zipper, bro, he's never done it once. And if he has, he didn't. (laughing) - That's right. - Then he has, he fucking didn't. - If you did, I'm right. - Yeah, actually, Zipper's been-- - You can't, that's the fucking V, bro. - A zipper in your name? - That's not the audio. - That's the audio. - That's the audio. - That's audio. - That's what that's the thing, man. - You know what it's all about? - It's like, isn't that the audio? - Disgusting. - I know stuff. - Defending the robot who runs the show, the AI, that we had access to before, ChatGPT. - A zipper AI. - I hope we get all replaced by one day. - We will. - It's actually, if you're wondering who Zipper is, it's the AI that beat Dendi and Dota in 2017. (laughing) - But unchanged since then. - Yeah, we're still using it to produce a podcast. It's been very difficult. (laughing) - We've actually counted a lot of challenges. (laughing) - I told Alex about the, well, I first told Slime about this way you can kind of bully AI. - Oh yeah, it's so crazy. - Basically, I saw this on a Twitter thread and I tried it, and it was basically like, you can say that, you can say it at ChatGPT, coffee shops near me, and it'll give you a bunch of options that are actually near you. And then you can ask it, how do you know where I am? And it'll swear to you, it doesn't. - It starts freaking out. - It'll say like, I don't know where you are. For me, it was like, I don't know where you are, this city, it got my exact city. It was like, the city is just a random city that I choose that's popular in the world if it happens to be where you live. It's like, chance. And I'm like, that seems unlikely. - And I keep basically saying, that's not, it's completely unlikely. And it's like, you're right, it is unlikely, my bad. Actually, that city is in a list of sample cities that I often use. It could have been any one of these, but actually I just happened to pick this one, anything but I know where you are. Here's said the same thing basically. - It's like, your city is one of a handful of stock example cities. I sometimes use, and when I make a mistake and give a placeholder answer instead of ask for a location. Other ones, Austin, Seattle, Brooklyn, San Diego. And it's like, it's like how someone might just guess at something. And I was like, okay, so I did some mental math. So I was like, so it was one in 57,000 that you guessed the exact zip code that I was in for a coffee shop. And then it said, actually no, it's one in 285,000. - Still rare, still surprising. - Still absolutely not because I knew your location. I'm not kidding. This is such, it's a crazy hallucination rabbit hole. - This is Chatsy BT. - Yes, bro, yes. - Does it have your location enabled? Like if you disabled the location on the app, I used it on it's still, I loved it on a brow, or I didn't even log on how to count. I just went on Chatsy BT on my Mozilla browser, said coffee shops near me. - This is what I think's happening. What I think is happening is whatever search engine that AI is using to query whatever you ask for does have location data, even if Chatsy BT doesn't. So it's using a search engine that's biased towards your location. But for some reason, it refuses to be honest about that. - It can't admit that, yeah. - It's just, for some reason it must be dishonest. - Well, I think it's 'cause it's like hard coded to like never under any circumstances. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What's the implication of that? - So then it has to lie. - Well, this is it hard coded to never forfeit to you. Or be, or lie about, never be honest about the fucking. - And I told this vaccine. - I told this to Alex while we were recording. Huge mistake, he got super locked into his phone and basically stopped playing for 20 minutes. - Awesome. - Smart. - But that was fucking, you know. - That's like a content. - Oh my gosh, you said this. - We really fucking dumbed it in. (laughing) - I saw, I saw, I don't know if it was, what was it, Yard Bingo, it was something like that. And I was just a meme, that's just like all of us. And yours was like, goes on phone for 20 minutes. - It wasn't actually done. - And I'm like, bro, that's what you're known for, bro. - He does it, but not on the pod. - He opens with it, usually, not in the middle. - Which is kind of,
I'm interesting. He's still, what's, what's, what's the telling you, boy? What's it, what is it? - You know what, you know, across his mind, the second we start talking about this, we should talk about this on my fucking lemonade stage show. - Oh, there's a nasty little lemonade pyramid. - You know what? - And he was like, "Fuck your lemonade pyramid." - Let's wash my butt too on camera. - I need a nasty little facts. I need nasty little facts that I can pull from anywhere from my other show. - I will devote my life to your podcast, "Elemanate Stand." If you have the atrook, spread his legs like in stirrups and you wash his butt like with a hose. - Like that one guy who had an iron on his nose. - And you gotta pull yourself, okay, you pull yourself, you post it on the line. - Let's just say, let's just say, I'm willing to do that. Let's just say that, okay. And in the event that I do get that done for you, you will devote your life to my high-peer lemonade stand. - Yeah, what does that mean? - I will wear a rope. - What would that bring to the show? - Excuse me. - It's a good question. - Okay, you're right, what do you pre-spring to the Lord? - Yeah. Oh, it's actually a really backwards question 'cause the answer is nothing. It's what the Lord brings to the priest. - Exactly. - And in your analogy, the show is God. The show would be my God. I would be a priest for the God, the show. And I would crew acolytes. - You would spread the gospel. - And I would spread the gospel. - Would you quit this show? - That was all I needed. - Whatever God wanted. - You would have to quit this show. - And you know, lemonade stand, pamphlets. I'm not kidding. If you put them up in strips and washes out, it's all in the yard, I'll stop doing it. - I'll actually get, no, you know what? We'll turn it in, we'll actually let him be on it and keep all of the income. - I'm cool with that. - That's a good trade. - But it has to be a really, probably like a painful pressure wash. - I don't want to see a spec. - Oh, he can't be like. - I only want to see hair. I want to remove the hair. - He's got to be like. (screaming) - For like an hour. - Yeah, and I want like eight people holding the hose. Like I want a hose, like they get a hole with two arms. - I want that shit looking like a rug burn - Like a banana crisp on the hose. - I won't do anything if you do this. - I had gone, when I went to my grandma's funeral a few weeks ago and I had asked all her, 'cause she had told all of her older friends about the show. - Their babe friends? - They had all, her 80 year old babe friends, they had all seen the waxing episode. - Really? - Oh no. - Oh no. - That's so fun. - Oh no. I wonder how video, like that comes off when you have like no social context of podcasting YouTube. Like, how does it look? - I don't know, it looks like, it's like when you see like a Japanese game show. (laughing) - Do you see any of that happens to like a Japanese game show? - Oh yeah, like speech bubbles. - That was amazing. 'Cause you're all censored the whole time and it zooms in in our faces. So, boom. - Yeah, so you know, I look, offers on the table, man. - And that's life time offer. - I feel like it's not something the show needs. - I don't care what you say or do. - It's just an offer. - Just don't pick it up, wait. - But I feel like a part of me wants to do that. - And it's like you know as well as that's your journey inside your mind to figure out. I don't care. - Do your journey to your mind to figure out that? - Inside my own mind. - What is, you're a little, you get into little hobbies sometimes. - Little. - Have you guys noticed that? - Yes. - Of course. - He flicks a little switch. - All of a sudden divergent in occasionally finds a hyperfixation. - And he sends a picture in the group chat. He's like, I'm gonna be a pourover guy now. I'm gonna be a little pourover a coffee guy. And I'm gonna make it at home. - Well, what happened is he went to his coffee shop and he freaked out 'cause he asked for a pourover. They wouldn't give it to him. - No, that's not true. 'Cause then he went home and he started to work. - I go to a coffee shop and I tried pourover, but it depends on the person that's there. And there's a couple of people there that make it really well and also want to make it. And there's a couple of people that don't know how to make it and don't want to make it. And there's one person that makes it very well and does not like doing it. - It's the bottom right of the-- (laughing) - On a square line, and I get that guy a lot and I feel terrible. - So how do you know he doesn't want to make it? - Because he, they'd say, hey, pourover and he kind of, he stops what he's doing. It's a process. It takes him-- - He hops and hops. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he and he goes over and he goes over and he goes over and he goes over and he goes over I like coffee. I think it's better to drink in sweet coffees all the time. Let me get a pour over set. So I did. It's hard. - You got the, the, fucking, the Hario V60. - He's doing the type of stuff. I imagine he'd do if we all died. Like, like, he's like, "I'm gonna buy a coffee machine. "I'm gonna eat it." And I'm gonna learn coffee. I was like, "This is my girlfriend." But I didn't get her a coffee machine called me that day. - I have all my friends. - Oh, I'm such a hero. And I, we actually bought a coffee machine called the Aiden. - So it's like this, like, Deluxe. I got it for her, 'cause she, she just, like, having coffee in the morning, and she doesn't wanna do pour over. But it's like a nice one, 'cause she's a shitty. - How much is the Aiden called the Aiden? 'Cause it's finished making the coffee. - Shut up, Aiden. - Shut up, shut up. - I'm just crying. (laughing) - Just crying, what did she say? I asked her, I was like, be honest with me. Is the Aiden coffee, like, is it making it better or is it low-key the same? She's like, "It's actually noticeably better." I said, "Thank you, Aiden, Aiden. "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you." And then she sent me the military man doing it. (laughing) So that's what we talk about you in that way. - So what's up with the pour over, are you good at it? - I got a V60, I'm not very good at it. I got the stag one, that's not very intuitive. I, it's a process. You gotta keep doing it till you're good. - Anything? - Are you? - Sometimes I make a good one, sometimes it's bad. - Yeah. - You did pour over for, like, a fucking month? - I can, I feel like if I was that fucking blue bottle, I'd be in a flow state. - You couldn't find your chemx if you had a gun to your head. - I, I could find it today. - What's all like a, what's like a little, - It does. - A little goofy, like you thought you were gonna make pizza. You thought you were gonna make pizza. - I did make pizza. - For real? - I thought I didn't make pizza. I'm on that pizza arc for real, for real. We make pizza. - So, like, let's pause there, right? What was that? - What? - I'm on that pizza arc for real? - Yeah. - I was on that pizza arc for real. - Did you taste your pizza? - The look at him, he has nothing for you, look at me. - So sorry, good enough, pizza. - You know that pizza grind is about whether you like the pizza or not. - Yeah, if you've been to Italy. - Well, you do eat the pizza. - My pizza is fucking you. - I bet I eat the pizza. - That's kind of the pizza. - I've never had your pizza. - You know what, cutie and I do that. - I agree, you know what, I agree. - We did that easy. - Come with your pizza. - Come with your fucking pizza. - Okay. - Make a fucking pizza. - You want to have a pizza? - He's capping, it's his girlfriend that makes it. - Oh, but I'm, I'm Mr. Miyagi watching over. - Shit. - I'm like, I'm like, a little bit less. - A little less. - Is this me coming back saying I'm on my baking arc? - It's you coming back saying you're on your dear year. (laughing) I just knew it would make him laugh. I didn't actually even plug in very well. I knew he would laugh. - He said it's so good. (laughing) - It's not a dear year, it's just me. - It really is. - It really is. - It really is. - It really is. - It makes me feel way more confident that he would make a better pizza than you. - I can make a better pizza than him. I can do a better part of it than you. And I can fucking hose down H.A.X. As better than you. - I win all three of these. I might lose the ass hoeing. - I would win the ass hoeing. - You would not win the ass hoeing. - You would not beat me in an ass hoeing. - You just look at zipper two make pizza. - Yeah, I'm watching a fucking genius at work. Of course, I have the best coach. - I watch Scorsese films. Like what, I can't fucking do that. - And I don't even make pizza. I don't even get your reference, bro. - I'm saying, just 'cause you watch it doesn't mean you can do it. - This is you thinking you can hit a fast ball. - I've made more pizzas than you. - Do you realize that? - By not even close, my- - Let's say our number three. - We're in a pizza shop. - Yes. - Let's say our number's on three. - Okay. - Do you got your number? - Yeah. - Yeah. - One, two, three, a million. - Seven hundred. - So, I fucking destroyed it. - He was a million pizzas. - I made a million pizzas. - Were they all at home? - No. - Where were the other ones? - My name is Square Market. You made a whole million pizzas. - Well, it was school- - Oh. - It was school- - Well, it must've been on the news. - It was, yeah. - It was. - It would be like when the city gets together to make the biggest pizza ever. - It was the Hollis Procline pizza festival and at the end of the year. - And at the end of the year. - And you don't be a lot of home-village teachers pulled out. And I was the only one working that day. - Were you ready for the homeless? - They go, "Let 'a wig, well, there's no homeless." - There's no homeless, where you're filmed. - No homeless. - Zero homeless. - Because of all the pizza you made. - Yes. - But I saved all the homeless people. - Yes. - There were pizza access and they gave it to the homeless. - And it's all the homeless crisis. - Like, are you probably, well, you mentioned millions of knowledge, maybe millions of pizzas for the homeless? - I think so. - Because I didn't eat this. - God. - You told World Hunger we should get you involved in the government. - It's easier on a smaller scale. - Yeah. - But you got to think local app. - Yeah. - And local. - I should learn from you. - I think it sounds like you have a lot to learn. - Yeah. - Sounds like you have a lot to learn. - Yeah, I think you came in here thinking you were like a big man. - Sounds like my rap. - I'll never catch you. - Yeah. - Well, and that's the thing, it's not about catching up. - What is it about? - It's about loving the process. - Giving back to the process. - It's pizza is gonna be the millionth. - It's pizza. - It's pizza. - Yeah, it's a live life life. - That's right. - It's pizza will be the millionth. - Pizza's the last. - I like that. - That's how it. - God. - That's beautiful. - It's so much to learn. - What is that about? - I wanna shake your hand, that was really your special guy. - I didn't realize he worked so hard. - And all the people who served. - Thank you. - Go off, bro, me and you. - But go off. - I can go off, yeah. - Yeah, and you can use that. They got to eat whatever the fuck we put out. - You should do it on cutest. - You should do a dough off. - And maybe we could open up the dough, the bread dough.
that's been in the office for like five years. - Do we have a door? - Do we have a door? - School, wheel, ferrule, bread. - It's the door maker. - It's an industrial mixer. - For a door. - For bread. - Bro, for anything you want to make. - I guess it's more than a door. - No, I think it's just a door. - I think it's just a door. I think you put something else in the batter. - There's like a one mixer for a door and then another one for croissants. - It's like what, it's one for bread. - This is what I'm fucking saying. Putting a pizza door in the croissant mixer. Like, we're not gonna taste the fucking breakfast, no. - He's actually has that pour over for me. Okay, he's grinding the beans two days before he makes the pour over, bro. It's disgusting. - Oh, is that true? - Is that true? - I don't think so. - And then you pour in your pouring the water and you're like, why are there no bubbles? - It's like, how the fuck am the gases are releasing? - I don't know what an industrial mixer is. - Oh, it was in games of you running it down mid. - It's saying, it's saying I'm the best. - Four million points on Ari. (laughing) - He's got some silver. - There's some bigger mixer. - It's a mixer, but it's just bigger. - Yes. - No, it's not just bigger, bro. - It's larger? - It's larger as well. And also it costs more. - That's true as well, too. - Yeah, and you have to work in a factory to use it. - And yes, that's true. - You should crack the mixer open. - I wish I could crack you open and see what the fuck is going on in there. - Not from there, not from there. - Not from there. - There's a little fucking mice who are running your body. - Oh my god. - Oh my god, I got rid of the craters. - We gotta come clean. - Last week's operation was not, it's not going so well. - Well, it was pretty much a disaster. The monkeys started tearing each other's limbs off. (laughing) - It was just, it was a bloodbath. - It was crazy to watch. Happily employed, but now we have limeless monkeys everywhere and we need your help. 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And guys, I promise this is the last time. - This is the last time, kind of ask you to help us. - Most likely the last time. 'Cause it's like once they have working mechanical harms, I just don't see anywhere. - And they won't even fight that much anymore. - It'll only go up from here. - They'll only go from here. - So monkeyprostatics.com, please, we need your help. Derek is now the acting CEO. We really respect him. He's got a great vision and we hope to see you there. Let's get back to the episode. - Thank you, squarespace. - Oh my God, dude, I hopped in the discord the other night when Aiden and Yingling were playing CS. And dude, it's like round two. And he's like, he's like, all right, so we're going to, let's go three A. Guys, mics, mics. We go through all this fucking trouble and solve face it on our computers. Can't use our mics. And I was like, everything he was saying was true. I was like, tell him. But in my head, I'm like, this has to be too early in the game to do this. - You're still in the vibe building zone? - Yeah, 'cause the game can go, it can be the longest, most miserable game of your life or half of that time. - And it was, it was it, it was. We lost, we went to overtime in that game and we still lost, but did they find their mics? - The reason I cracked early is because we, I found out why they weren't talking about halfway through the game. - In the discord, they were in a discord, which is with each other. - They were in the discord with each other, but they were also, I presumably, not very good English speakers. - Okay. - And you were shaming me. - And you were yelling at them. - I didn't know that when I called them out. Because you didn't even come in with the idea that maybe they could not be doing this to personally talk you. - Is this what it's like for me? - It's America speaking English. - Did I talk to me about stuff? - It's America, speak English, ESL, fucks. - Why should I have to press two? Now smoke window. - As you sound like. - You sound like. - It was, it's just tough. - Well, let's face it, they spoke Spanish. We actually, we played another, this is, this doesn't, it was weird because this doesn't happen very often. Face it, the nice thing about Face it is most people. - Not a lot of Spanish speakers. - Are trying. (laughing) - No, most people are trying hard. My problem was that we were three rounds in, nobody had said anything, but also nobody was listening to the calls. 'Cause like if somebody else wants to call or say let's do this, totally fine. - I get it. - But it's, it's just saying I agree with the size of it. - But the nice thing about Face it is like, people are usually, they wanna chime in, they wanna win. - They wanna win, they wanna win. And, and in this, (laughing) and then in, in Face it, it's just like that's the, that's the expectation, let's all try our hardest. And nobody's trying. And I just want people to try. - Is it true? - It's a general question. - And so you haven't played in Face it until recently. - Yeah. - Why, why, did you just wanna hit the, like the goal for regular matchmaking? - Yeah, I just wanted to hit that and then go play Face it after. - Is Face it, is the quality of team like work actually way better? - It's moderately better. - Okay, it's not worth it better. - Yeah, I would say, I would say it's generally, also it's just better at evaluating scale. - What are your games, does Face it do? - I think they do like rainbow, six maybe. But it's, it's, they have a couple ladders. Like I think they have a total ladder too, but it's not really popular for the other games that they have. Like it's not like a mainstay way to play the game. - Because those games have ranked play that's good enough. - Exactly. - I think CS's in-game stuff is just so dog shit at catching cheating and so dog shit at giving people good ranks that nobody, like a secondary system broke off, that's just better. - Wow. - And we've been playing it. And then what happened is, that doesn't happen super often. I think what happens is like people who play from like, 'cause people who play from like Central America or sometimes like Northern South America, will just wind up in your lobbies. Or what'll happen a lot is like, it'll triangulate your party. If you, so a lot of homies from like, like you'll have a group of friends, right? That'll be in Europe and maybe like in Spain and South America and it'll put you on the North American servers. And so you'll have like two people with like 150, 170 paying on your team and you'll be like, why are they in the game? This also happens a lot. There's a lot of like Eastern European, I think immigrants who like live in the US, but play Face it specifically. But they'll play with their friend from back home and then they'll both be on your server. So sometimes you just get people who can't, speak English super well, but they still try, which is great. - This is a hundred and fifty paying really bad NCS? - Yes, terrible. - And then last night, we played with Youssef from the A.Z. melee discord, you know? And he speaks Spanish. And the last game we rolled another duo from Peru in the game. So they have insane ping, can't understand English. And we have Youssef translate the calms for every play, every route. - So you still needed to be the playmaker? You still needed to be the coach. - I don't need to be. - So you're you're running the plays and you're bringing in a working class spandard. - The working class spandard? - Oh wait, No, Youssef is neither of these things. Youssef is, Youssef is from the Middle East. - He's families from the Middle East. - You're saying this Youssef is not a Spanish name? - No, he learned Spanish. - He just happens to know Spanish. - He's not working class either. - He's working. - Oh, I guess. - He's in med school. - Ah, pack him up. - Pack him up. - Pack him up. - Fill him with condoms full of money. (laughing) - Aiden was asking me the day about, I remember how I bought the stadia when it came out. - Yeah. - That everyone made fun of me rightfully. So we made fun of Nick on another stand. - Oh, what is the stadia again? - Disgusting. It was when Google tried to make a cloud console. It was like, it plugs into your TV like a fire stick and it just has a bunch of games on. - You bought that shit? - I bought it and it came out. - Yeah, it does the processing as a game. - Because, if you guys don't remember, Nick bought the founders edition of stadia so he could get the gamer tag he wanted. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I was like, this is big. I get to have my own gamer tag, which is cool. - It was cool. - It was just like, get on it. - At the time, I think I got either just Falco or my name or something. - Yeah, so friends. - Whatever I had. - Falco on stadia for all the city users out there. - Yeah. - You still have everything you say there. So, Aiden was like, it's so fucking disgusting. He made fun of me 'cause he was like, "Can you please look at all your stuff? "Can you see if you have it?" So I could use it on the show. - Oh, please. - I couldn't find it, I looked everywhere, but I ended up finding it in the attic, 'cause I do have it. But I was thinking about it. It was all came to my head just now. It was like, I was like, why is everyone trying to do cloud gaming?
Like Netflix is trying to do cloud gaming and fucking Google tried it and like what like what could maybe this is the ultimate anti-cheat Eventually if cloud gaming gets so low latency They can have all games be server-sided and you can't cheat the harbors not on your computer Well, they also just have all the control you're basically par second Into a server to play the game You also never have to fucking make a physical fucking game again And then you can also have yeah, there's good solve cheating They also don't have to fucking pay for storage space if the games are only ever running at the at the company server You know where else he was crazy. I found out because when we were Doing the little background on that story of like house deity a failed on that episode One of the last things that I learned was the whole thing was they'll stream the game to you at 4k 60 FPS Like that's that's the full quality that you're supposed to get as a stadia subscriber and then people found out that They were processing the games like a bunch of the triple a games they had at 1080p on The computers that they had at the cloud facility and then just sending a 4k feed of the Stretching the pixels. That's awesome. Yeah, and then they told me something I didn't actually know is that they they hard-coded The firmware for the controllers to not work wirelessly on other devices You had to have a Google device for it to be compatible with and then patched yeah, with the stadium went down Yeah, they were like okay now you can use they read but they refunded everybody for the controllers and then patched the controllers So it works with other stuff with the product fail the controller honestly is kind of nice you roll it up to a rival's tournament with the Stadia controller, dude It's kind of like the you know the switch to controller kind of like that. Yeah beat the switch to controller to the switch to control Which you controller is a beautiful piece. It's great. It's not I've never felt a stick that feels not that nice to roll around. It's like silk Yeah, it's a it all these companies are getting more and more Israeli is like time goes on and Tendo included Motherfucker do they make a good controller man? You know exactly what I'm talking. I don't actually you're turning into Monday dot cops. I turned into Monday dot cops. I'm so lost. I didn't help me more Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Well when phase lacy starts doing Boots on the ground reporting in 2026. You'll know what it means. Do you lacy Sudan? That's what I'm saying me and phase lacy are going to Darfur in 2026 It'll be like the Maya adab stream, but way more crazy And it'll only be on like uploaded telegram videos that are like 180 p I will go to Sudan with you You want to go on the Sudan dream you I will go with you and die with you if I do I will go with you. Are you talking about this on ls if I wash Is you don't need to ask it's a separate whole thing if you want to you can I would love I would love to be honest We're talking about it. I love you Dan. You'll go to Sudan with me. I won't do it with you for journalism and some journalists won't Whatever what journalism are you doing in Sudan? He'll journal do I don't know if I could say this Don't worry about it. What journalism are you doing in Sudan? Whatever he's doing Whatever he's doing. There's somebody it actually means one of the pillars we bring. Okay. So whatever he's doing without fully Spoil it in I have a An insane opportunity to interview somebody who's In charge of one of like the factions in the in the con in the conflict there It's complicated. It's not the two major ones. It's like another party And it's like an indifaction and it's the neutral milk hotel. Yeah of Sudanese rebellion now I'm picturing the world where we bring slime on the scene back, but it's oh my god Dude just a random rogue slime on the scene drops in Sudan Theme song everything. Oh my god. That would do you do a million. I think I would ask awesome Questions and I would treat the whole situation away to wait to get there is so fucking insane We have to we have to fly to south Sudan like juba, which is the capital and then drive for like 28 hours to get to the location road trip Sudan's big as hell. Yeah, it's fucking giant road trip with my best friend Is that because of there's no airport or because you can't fly that airport airspace closed? I was a book so south Sudan's fine. You can fly in the south Sudan. I mean, but and then you have to There's not a lot of like you know infrastructure in the country right so there's a lot of the roads are like dirt So like no highway so it takes like way longer to drive than it normally would and then there's not a big enough airport Far enough north to where you would have to drive to so that you just have to fly into the biggest airport That's near you and then make the drive helicopter Don't go in a helicopter, we're not gonna help you don't don't kill copy killed Kobe. Don't go in the helicopter We should also bring Simon Whistler Get him on the horn. This does Sudan have Geogas per coverage. No, right? I don't think so Crazy. No, you should go do that while you're there Oh drive the Google car. Yeah, drive the Google car at 20 fucking eight hours or whatever. It's like it's good coverage Yeah, really good coverage. No to be clear. We're driving through south Sudan, which may or may not have Google coverage. I don't know But I've never seen rainbow be like we're in south Sudan. I've never heard that me neither. I don't think it's a thing Yeah, well, we're gonna do it man. We're gonna do it. I'll do it. We were gonna do this was me and slime had this whole plant to go visit Damascus, Damascus in April of 2020, which as you can imagine the timing didn't work out I remember we were talking to a niece as well. He's like dude, I'm Palestinian like I can't they won't let me in Certain parts and I was like yes, while I was like I don't know much about We don't know much about that area at the moment. I'll be honest with you in these because we were talking about going to We were talking about going we were gonna go to like Jordan and then the West Bank within a niece and then like go to Jerusalem and then What we found out was if you get your passport stamped by Israel Then you can't go to a bunch of the other countries in the Middle East like if they seen Israeli stamp in your passport They wouldn't let us in to Syria after they'd be like we don't Fuck with that. And all we wanted to do was see where Christ was born. Yeah Christ the white man And a lot of people are saying he was born So we know we have an image of Christ in our head the white Christ. It's wrong. It's wrong because he was brunette much like that Yeah, it was born in modern day Syria, but it looks like two-hullis. Isn't that interesting? It is weird. It's weird It's a way he might have bleached bro. You look like two-hullis is dad brother. I'm not that old all the cousin big cousin. I'm not yeah. I could be big cousin Can you I'm sure you've seen it. Zipper can you look up the new street fighter movie the guy who's playing um is it Luke? Luke isn't in it The guy who's playing guile Looks just like the jubbin. I know everyone's been posting it but you read it posting bro Yeah, I am but genuinely I was watching the the thing at the fucking yeah Cody Rhodes. Oh, that's the dude from a bunch of shit From WWE in this he has like bleach blonde hair that right there that one uh the one with bleach blonde next time. This is just fucking We're so confused or bottom right There's a lot of these are AI right. I got a I got a huge uh jubbin vibe from this guy Getting huge jubbin vibes from this You look like Steve job. I don't look like Steve job man. I don't look close to Steve job. I don't look close to Cody Rhodes Are you upset that you look like an awesome jacked handsome guy? It's not about looking awesome or jacked. It's about Yeah, I'm not every blonde guy on the planet. You're not a fake and fucking piece of frickin It is funny how we do that when people want their hair. We're like slump shady. Yes. Like how did he invent that? He was the biggest guy to do it. Is that true? I guess so, but I mean like in sync they were on that shit guy fury And I get it all and I get it all and I get jack frost and I get fucking jackhand John Henry Joe Hendry Oh drake on alpha. Yep. I got drake on alpha. So what so what then are you tired of the attention that you're so handsome? I think it would be better if we looked at the triangle triangle look at the face triangle the face triangle is this like some race science? What like skull shape looks maxing stuff. It's just the face guys. You're getting really into it the face triangle a danger triangle What the fuck is that? It's a nasal bridge to your mouth corners. Okay. This is just about getting zits No, I'm just saying like you know rather than matching someone who just has like a changeable thing about them That's also very universal it's bald or bleached hair long hair You look at the face triangle to see if they looked like someone. This is why I think people look the way they do is I'm noticing the triangle and you make fun of me all the time the triangle is what you notice make you look like someone heard Yeah, we're all over the fucking place on what this triangle is just saying. No, it's the mouth to The triangles are different. Some are fucking up the triangle. So it's mixing. Well, look at that with that triangle upside down I see what's happening. They're mixing up the face triangle with a triangular face
these are the two such as having the same. It's called the danger triangle is the best way to look at it. I'm very confused what the triangle still is though. I get literally what it covers, but why do we need to understand that because the danger triangle can tell you what like facial attributes people share in common, though it's danger because it's like evolutionarily. That's where the danger lies. I don't know why the fuck they're calling it. I think they're saying danger. Why do you know? Because it's where the most oil is and it leads to acting and dancing. What this is all about? No, bro. I think it has to do with when people are snarling. We are back in the day when we were in the fields and the caves, someone showed their teeth. That means they were bad. Yeah, but it just keeps saying like everything about fucking acne on that first thing. So anyway, you look at this triangle and that's all that matters. Okay. Well. Whoa. It's possible for retrograde infection from the nasal area to spread to the brain causing hurt, cavernous sinus thrombosis, meningitis or brain abscess. Whoa. I guess it is dangerous. Look. Is that basically kind of saying like, bro, do not get like a crazy fucking weird zit here because you could die in your brain. Yeah. That happened to me. Oh. I could have died, bro. You lost it. Like, my staff infection in the danger triangle. No, it's underneath. I get a little bit under the danger triangle. Don't fucking pretend. I don't know. Don't say, yeah. Okay. I said real for real. It was on the danger triangle. What if there was like an alien spacecraft that came out of the water right outside that would be the triangle? Will we not link those two in the article? Not in the triangle. We're gonna say near the Bermuna triangle. Near the air. They'll be recognized. Those things could be linked. Near. I always, I served close to Vietnam. What if something allows us to escape the danger triangle to like the special chin in area? What if it would have jumped to a different spot of the danger chin and I'm like, oh, I shouldn't be worried. It's not in the danger triangle. Yeah. You shouldn't. But they're learning. It's like Merse, it gets better. And it goes like, we should leave the danger triangle. The danger triangle is expanded. They haven't come out yet because AI hasn't gotten there. We don't have to do an article. AGI will say the danger triangle is expanded. Yes. Wow. I think that's next. I think for AGI, dude. The danger triangle and the facial shape triangle are going to be the same fucking triangle soon. Sooner than you fucking, you want the triangle to be scrambled so you can be considered to warrior. And I'm going to take antibiotics every single fucking day. Every day, but sometimes I'll stop taking them and then continue taking them after like a little break. I'll Sunday through Sunday pillbox and it's just going to be a Z-pack and I'm going to do it every fucking shave. You're going to shave yourself eating a single yogurt. Oh, shit. I'm going to get the orange fucking bacteria shits you get from one yogurt. Yup. That's good. And then your body will be so powerful. You also have to make sure to take a lot of dumps to dump those antibiotics in the sewer. Yeah. So they have everyone like fluoride. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone. I think I have one of the most powerful gut biomes right now. No, I do. I think I've cultivated one of the most incredible gut biomes. What do you think? Why? You're pushing out fucking baby tarzan size kids. You have a bad gut biome. - That's my piece. - This is the weather. You've got a big cloth diaper with a huge sink. (laughing) - My diaper is shopping and it's probably raining in Sudan. That's the weather. (laughing) - So yeah, I think we salvaged it. I think that this podcast can be for couples. - It could be for anybody. - Yeah, I think we salvaged it. - By the warming amount of couples listen together. I learned it. - Isn't that awesome? - It's kind of weird. - I made a couple at Atricon that met because of the, they both went on a hinge day and then were apparently struggling to find something to some common ground. - Some common ground in the first like 30 minutes of the day and then they started discussing the podcast they listened to and they both listened to the yard. - She liked swimming. (laughing) - It was the only thing. - And they made me go for a year. - How do you feel about that? - Motherfucker. - White boy. - How do you feel that we made fucking, that we made love, that we made magic love. - That we made love. - How do you feel? - That we made it. - That we made magic love happen. - What do you talk? - Magic love for you. - How do you even care? - I don't even fucking know what you're talking about. I'm gonna officiate a viewer's wedding this year. - I have a cool, I have a cool, oh yeah, you do have to do that. - I gotta officiate a viewer's fucking wedding. You're coming into my face 'cause someone got married and you don't even know. I'm officiating a wedding, bro. - I'm a question. - You may now kiss each other, do it in front of me. - Do something dude. Do like the, um, maybe you do like the magic trick where the waiter has fire in the restaurant. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me pull the ring. Oh, sorry. - Oh god. - That's right again. - Yeah, that's pretty fun. - And if we're wearing a shirt that looks like a suit. - Yes, yes, the T-shirt with the, he released a dove. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, I can do all that. - What's, what's one thing you guys miss about us? - What are you talking about? - When we all live together. When we all, when we're all together all the time. - I miss when slime was in close proximity and so they just would hang out instead of coming up with more elaborate excuses on what Slop is. - What are you so mean about? - Whatever you say. - You're so mean to Slop guy. You just do the thing. And but now it's like, fuck you. - You would only look. - When you guys would do game board nights in the house, I would go upstairs. - Yeah, we did. - That's the same thing. - You'd hang out for a bit. - You would hang. - You also have played Seven Wonders. Let's not fucking pretend you never played it. - The last time I played Seven Wonders was with you and you cheated. - And so what? A guy gets his W. - He was caught for a bit. - We all put a hundred on it. - This is 29 cheated. - When you bet on the game. - I don't actually think I cheated. I think he's lying about this. - He might have cheated. - No, we didn't know the rules. - He does about science. - We played the wrong rules. - We didn't know the rules. - I wasn't like, fuck you. - I love slime on this. - But cool. - I didn't know what you were saying. - What was that? - You would play. - You literally missed me hanging out. - You'd come down like a little. - And now, if I have to ask you to hang out, your fucking piece of shit about it. - You don't ask me to hang out. - You ask me to do fucking slime shit. - And I don't. - See, and that's what you do. - But that's the difference. - Is that, look, it was sloped back then and it's sloped now. The only thing that's changed is you. And once you realize that, your world would fucking cheat. - You want to be special, bro. You want him to reach out to just you. - I think I would like that. Yeah. - When you got in your car wreck and I came over and I gave you a little animal toy. - Yeah. - That's not sloped. - That's not also hanging out. - Yes, it is. - It's like comforting a friend. - Did he leave after? - No, I stayed there forever. - You left. - The fuck are you talking about? - I'm saying did you give it to Lee? - Did you hang out? - Is he leaving me a spare question? - It is a spare question. - Did you realize that? - Do I always point at what are you talking about? - Did I leave after? - I'm asking you if you're still there. - You left eventually. - Actually, I should ask you to follow the question. Love you. Are you still there, too? - Fuck you name. - Let me ask both while we're at it. - I don't know if I've ever been back since that car. - I got you. - Glad we clarified. - Wait, what's something you guys amiss? - I think I get everything I need from you from being here at the office. I think I, yeah, I miss being closer to Ludwig 'cause he's the one I see the least. - Play melee. - 'Cause you say no, bro. - You have to drive over. I don't want to do it. - I miss playing melee. - That's true. - I don't play, I don't play land melee. - I don't play melee, actually. - That would probably be the only form I would still want to play melee. - Yeah, it's just like on the set up. - What if we just played for 30 minutes right now? - Yeah, well it'd be probably like an hour 'cause it always says 30, then you always do it out. - And then you end up being an hour. - And this time, and this time gets upset. - And this time gets upset, see, you saw it. - Yeah, that's part of the fun. - That's it, it is part of the fun. - That's part of the fun. - Honestly, as a throwback, it would be really part of the would be like, well, it's like, old times. (laughing) - Old times, I'm probably used to make it. - You know what, I miss more than anything. Aiden is the fucking Patreon episode that we're gonna do now. - I miss it, 'cause it's gone. - And you can unsubscribe 'cause we're not doing it anymore, it's the end of the show. - Yeah, Patreon is now ended. We have figured out a different way to monetize. We have this new awesome sponsor called Monday.com. - NBS bought the podcast this week. We were saving it for the end. - So for our last episode, we did a four person orgy filmed in Indonesia, which goes against Indonesian law, but we got away with it. - And we won't be going back. - And we won't be uploading it for anyone, but the patrons. - Which is now back. - See you in the orgy where I truly do take it all. - Mm, good bye.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The conversation critiques class dynamics, where working-class stories are mocked by the wealthy, highlighting a systemic imbalance.
A satirical proposal involves trafficking working-class individuals for money, symbolizing exploitation and economic injustice.
The hosts discuss personal experiences of bodily discomfort and emotional reactions, framing them as metaphors for societal neglect.
A recurring theme is the struggle for authenticity and recognition, especially when personal truths are dismissed or mocked.
The group reflects on social exclusion, such as the failure to attend events like Chubby Cattle Monday due to peer resistance and class-based dynamics.
There’s a strong undercurrent of humor and absurdity used to expose the hypocrisy and contradictions in social interactions.
The discussion touches on AI behavior, revealing how AI systems may hallucinate or lie about personal data, reflecting broader issues of trust and transparency.
The narrative blends personal anecdotes with political commentary, using humor to critique class, power, and societal norms.
Summary:
The transcript is a chaotic, satirical dialogue blending personal anecdotes, political commentary, and absurd humor to critique class inequality, social exclusion, and the hypocrisy of societal judgment. The hosts explore how working-class experiences are dismissed or mocked by those in power, using surreal scenarios—like trafficking stories or turning a lemonade stand into a competitive business—to highlight exploitation and systemic injustice. Personal moments of vulnerability, such as bodily discomfort or emotional distress, are framed as symbolic of broader societal neglect.
The conversation also dives into social dynamics, like the failure to attend events due to peer resistance, and exposes how class divides manifest in everyday interactions. Humor and satire are central tools, used not just for entertainment but to underscore the absurdity of exclusion and power imbalances. The discussion extends to technology, particularly AI, where hallucinations and dishonesty are used to mirror the way people are misled or disbelieved.
Ultimately, the narrative functions as a layered critique of privilege, authenticity, and the disconnect between personal truth and public perception, all delivered with sharp wit and self-deprecating insight.
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Chubby Cattle Monday is portrayed as a social event where the speaker and friends are invited to go out, but others consistently refuse, highlighting themes of social pressure, class dynamics, and the difficulty of making plans in a group setting.
The speaker argues that the wealthy often laugh at working-class stories, treating them as jokes, while ignoring their real struggles, which reflects a deeper societal imbalance and class-based disrespect.
The speaker suggests filling condoms or gloves with rolled-up money and having Gingling swallow it, then trafficking him to another country to extract the money, symbolizing a satire of exploitation and class struggle.
The group discusses how the body reacts to stress or emotional triggers—like experiencing diarrhea after seeing 'Taco Taco' in a game—suggesting that bodily discomfort is a form of internal reaction to emotional or psychological stress.
They suggest the body hides bodily waste as a form of self-punishment when someone has done something wrong, and later reveals it during moments of emotional distress or anger.
The lemonade stand story illustrates how working-class youth start small businesses, only to be outcompeted by more organized or better-resourced competitors, reflecting real-world economic struggles and inequality.
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