Ep 227 - I Think in Pink

Doesn't make sense if it's not for all those internationally because it's grand if you're flying from one airport They're like yeah, yeah, yeah, no restriction on liquids and then you're coming back with your 150 milliliters Hugo boss and they're like oh you can't take that back Yeah, they all just need to have a meat and all the airports need to get into a room together and have an alkiq It needs to be aligned girls. We need to be working off the same him shakes It's your favorite quiz back in your ears. It's I'm Grandman. Hey girlies. I'm Kevin and I'm PJ and welcome back to I'm Grandman Live from Lisbon. No, we'll be live from the Lisbon A&E soon. We're falling apart. We're falling apart at the seams You are definitely falling apart. I'm in an awful way But I wasn't going to talk about it because why I don't want my mom knowing she'll be so disappointed That you fell off a line scooter Not that I got on the line scooter in the first place But you wonder what you wasn't like you were drunk or anything you want the way to CrossFit Girls we're in Lisbon. We're in Lisbon. It's gorgeous girls Get away in winter. Why do people go abroad in the summer like why is summer holidays such a thing like Summer's a bit of a laugh a bit of a scare anyway. If it's sunny no matter where you were you're still going to be having a bit of a laugh Yeah, it's when you're in the seasonal depression of winter you need to Vamanos, but see I was already having a bit of a January already. I was like after the first week I'm not joking. I was going are we still in January? Do you know what people are always like January is really depressing and I'm like it is right But I think it's kind of a comforting depression because everyone said everyone's in it. Nobody says well I was really sad and then we got taken away to Lisbon. Yeah, yeah, and that's privilege. What we're saying is What we're saying is take the trip run away from your problems run away girls No, I would say just spread out the annual leave. I know we're all used to going away in the summer, but actually Why would we not go in January? I know again. I know again. We're we're like being taken away in a trip. Thank you wild Thank you wild rather than gorgeous time and it's been but like You're right. It's cheaper. Yeah last time we were in Lisbon last summer there was a heat wave So every five meters we walked me to pop into a shump to guess a bottle of aqua speaking a bottle of aqua hang on a second Hold this for me really quick. What are you doing? Kevin is running around Friendly in a camp manner. I don't like this look Shot up and just go with the fantasy for a second the geometry look how content she is I like the logo also just holder she's nice in the hands girls obviously don't tell where plastic It's just them are also just touch the top Touch the head of his the head is very smooth. Yeah, it's a plastic water bottle plastic water bottle. Obviously plastic isn't hot Plastic is out in 2026 except straws. I'm sorry. No, but the ones here everyone's doing the rice one the rice straws over here and they're good We either need to innovate more and get make the paper straws more durable and resistant to the water It's weird because you have a drink right? Yeah, and some fucking genius goes. Okay. We need to replace plastic straws Why don't we get paper that's super so super like why did someone go? Let's get the thing that just melts when it's fucking West. Yeah, you stupid inventors fucking Egypt invent something less stupid Innovacos we need to come together metal straws are monkey because I'm taste and tin man. No guys again We love the planet. Don't wait. Peter had a pulse on his Instagram there in what year was this? We were going through you know the way this is trained that everyone's going back to 2016 You see what they look like or whatever PJ had a pulse from 2016 and it was like it was someone holding a gun to the earth Yeah, it was like a city landscape in the shape of a gun pointed at nature like mother nature Yeah, right and the caption is happy Earth Day people know let's stop just drawing her and guys 10 years later Are we still out we still out now? I will allow plastic straws Just because I feel like in a world. That's very tumultuous. We need some former joy and convenience Socky socky like socky socky like No, but whatever with the straws no wouldn't cutlery. No wooden cutlery. Yeah, and we that's a hill we'll die on It's man. It's awful. It's as if I'm in the doctor's office and he's loving something back my guard to check my temperature Check my glanzers warning girls. I just want to eat my MNS salad. We just need a scientific team to come together and just make Sustainable cutlery and straws that actually Perform the task of the utensil. You know what I mean or like Is there something in like an attachment for the finger? Do you know what I mean? You might be under something right at home, but like a finger attachment that you would just have on for the day Like a Swiss army knife, but it replaces your index finger. You have to get the index finger amputated like mm-hmm. Okay, you have to get surgery done like Hey, but inconvenient But are is it the height of convenience maybe actually girl? How many times have you been stuck for a tin opener for the tuna? Do you know I mean and you just use your finger? And then for all the for all the for all the gurlies you could do a tiny spoon as well for their bumps Too bad anyway We're in Portugal obviously girls to this January. We're easing into the new year We're not being crazy, but also Not doing a dry Jan, but kind of taking it easy on the drink obviously because we're drinking a bit over Christmas Stop torn your eyes up to heaven at me. I'm just saying that our intentions for this trip is obviously work Yeah, and girls we were working W.E.R.K. Working house. Don't use five thousand in Lisbon. Yes, right? Excuse me. I know a glitz glamour glitz and glamour glitz and glamour international boys It was also our intention to do a few yoga classes maybe I wanted to do a few class for classes. Anyway, so Yesterday evening I booked in for a class 7 p.m. But I Basically kind of left to go kind of late. We didn't wrap until like six I Shorter moment of time to get ready before it to set off. It was like a 25 minute walk away girls I know I've said it before at the last time I was in Lisbon It's a steps. It's just all steps in hills and Carbless streets and it's gorgeous It looks so picturized practical also. I cracked it. Well one of the lands who's working with us here If you're using Google Maps to get around it actually shows you the Elevation I suppose or whatever the height above sea level this place was Two five two meters above sea level like that isn't like When a hill is over a hundred meters as a mountain. Yeah, it's basically Everest. So you're playing with every I'm here to base camp girls You're going up to base camp to do cross, but anyway, it had been raining so like the streets are kind of wet, but I Realized very early on I was like I'm not gonna make it to the class and basically because I had Gone through so much effort to book it and it was like 20 quid I was like I need to just get there now. Yeah, I'm just gonna hate myself for the rest of the trip So I hopped on a nine bike scooter here I was tearing through the streets of Lisbon from from beep Oh, Bobby you're still fine. You're still fine. You're blowing my mind. Hey, baby put it into speed drive. Baby work zip zip zip Zippity-do Hit me around tall of horning on or a car the worst was as I'm on this line. Yeah, all I can think of and these were my last words before I fell which maybe it's probably the reason I felt like I took me out of it And I wasn't focusing as much on the street. Yeah, I Went my man would be furious if she knew I was doing this That's all I can think about I was like my man would be like get off that scooter ripping through. Yeah, the streets of Lisbon or risk of us queen She wouldn't approve she wouldn't approve if she's that if she wouldn't let you go on a trampoline when you're younger She's not gonna want to on the lame scooter power into Lisbon like at nighttime. Yeah When it's wet, but I went fucking flying It was some cartoon lunitims type of shit where I was only waiting for a roller to rock up with a giant fucking anvil and be like Meet me Honestly, no, but you know the worst was as well like how embarrassing is a fall anyway like a falls a barricade No, I mean every time I fall I Get up quicker than I go down That was not me on this page. I bounce off the floor because I'm so embarrassed and I do this thing Which I hate but I can't stop myself from doing it. I like laugh at myself before anyone else gets a chance to I couldn't even I like fall over and I come back up and I go No, I couldn't even go insane girl. I was winded I was searching the floor from my hip because it became dislodged. Yeah, slipped off my body Yeah, you're limping around all day, and there was a woman nearby who went are you okay? And I just went no because like I wasn't and I wasn't gonna like with the worst was I was just like I can't make it to this class Oh, shit. I was like I didn't hop on a line Beard through the streets fall over miss dinner with you guys and fall over to then not do the class Hobbling up to my feet and I go Class they go gone through the wares like you're more or three like no like you're a man at the side of the class goes to me He goes I told him it was my first time. Yeah at that class fit. I was like I signed up on No, you know, whatever he goes Okay, yeah, no problem. He goes any injuries. I goes Well, not really, but I said I did just fall off my lame scooter. Yeah, and he goes that's a ride a passage in Lisbon, man And I was like I just want him to be like just be like oh no you're okay, you know, yeah, you know No, and then it kind of now it did kind of make me put my whole pussy into the world It's kind of on a rager. Okay, you know what I mean. I was just like let me get through it, but like The type of sore now where I couldn't sleep on it last like I'm making it sound very dramatic, but what it is because of our age girls It is be like we shouldn't be falling and you know why's From our time in like dance college. Yeah doing dance classes growing up. We're good at getting to the floor Do you know what I mean? We fall into the floor we fall into before we put our weight into it like there's a way you can kind of fall Simply ish not in the limedol not in the line. I'm sure it's but imagine if it was someone else Yeah, imagine and that's what I think of and that's the only solace has to be found on going well. Thank God with me You know, I'm not someone else who couldn't hack it, but anyway, yeah, well look look. I'm still Didn't make you feel your age. Maybe feel my age girl. I was I didn't feel my age all of them don't talk to me now because 3333 flip it around EE Going that I've never felt older than was the last the last week. I went to my niece on years 18 happy birthday on Happy birthday on she 18 but that made me feel 105 girls. I remember I remember holding her fresh out the womb And she is grown up into this beautiful really mature young woman. I can't look young woman. Yeah It was a very sophisticated affair. I'd imagine on years Yeah, look exactly that I was I was talking about my 18th and everyone was looking at me like Jesus Christ you're a scumbag So they I had mine and Branigans in town and cork and if you had your 18th the Branigans they sent a limo up to the North I took a lecture but sure I was only five minutes away So I had all my friends in the limo. We were popping for Santa iconic get there. Go in. It's feral Elaine is like PJ. I know the manager. So if anything happens, let me know with Elchandix And she wasn't on text no that was how many years ago was that like I'm probably trying to know so it was like 15 years ago so a couple of my friends couldn't get in and they was like Elaine would you go? Like you know the manager our goat like sweet talk him and get him in so I can't know by the way She's like I don't want to leave him in and then he was like Elaine look at his fake ID and it was a different race on the fake ID. Oh my God. He was like not a whole other chance day and after that after the 18th we were meant to go out to the Travelodge to stay like me and a couple of the friends because my mom was like you can't I'll come back to my house and Elaine was like I'm not hosting the party. No, no, no, no, no, no. So we're all getting Mizzone's pizza. Do you remember Mizzone's? Yeah, there was a big huge one huge pizza for Mizzone's It's because they always had like the latest opening times you get a Mizzone's pizza if you wanted At 3 a.m. On Christmas Eve or at Christmas day or at 3 a.m. On New Year's Day because that's when we walked out. Yeah, of course, girl So I was going in getting a Mizzone's next thing I come out deans in a fight because these lads pass us and Dylan says given them cheek This happened on to Dean I tap on me and Dean get the head kicked off us and I woke up on my birthday with my eye closed and Purple because it was so bruised. So in comparison on years was a tea ceremony. You got the head kicked off you on your birthday All concussed concussed and it's my birthday like right if I wanted. I still went out to the Travelodge and had to go on So did you have a fake ID before you turned 18? Yeah, like it's so funny like the lads got one as well in school, right? Yeah, so they could Go on later or whatever And I remember them being like do you want us to get you one as well? They're like a tenor I think I think I thought I was doing them for a tenor Yeah, I paid 15 for mine and I was it you like no, why would I want that? Went to the catwalk babe the catwalk ratwalk. I wouldn't be going in there at all. I think I went in there once and was petrifying Remember no Girls trip to memory lane. Remember when the catwalk used to upload their picks to Facebook. No, after I do What a long way to go back and watch them. But I was it you like no, why would I want to break the law? Yeah, and also the thing was with the lads Ideas that they all had the fake ones Your man did the same to the birth for all of them all because that was stupid Your man obviously just had a template and just changed around like the picture in the name that was what they did No, they all got away with them for the most part Yeah, you get in North places which is crazy, you know, oh my god, just the idea of Doing all those shenanigans for the age of a crazy like I did chocolate fountain at mine Where did you have yours in just in my gap? Oh, as they girls come over You know, I mean with me and the worst was I was so set on using the chocolate fountain That I think I actually spent most of the night setting it up. Oh, hey, like I was MIA because I was like no I promised the girls chocolate fountain like what were we doing now? Speaking of chocolate when I was Going through security to flight to Lisbon, right? It's flying from Heathrow. Yeah So there was a lady in front of me right and in May she was going through the scanner Beaped yeah, and the two on security then we're like old you venting in your pockets, right? Yeah, you're one now looked so guilty. I was like what Going on here. Yeah, she reaches into our pockets And then she just produced a whole handful of quality threes left off from Christmas But she literally just goes like this right, but then there was the most I'd say 20 sweets on her hand Yeah, they were all the same color Right, it's our favorite say, but you swear I know she is just produce a load of drugs the way she was looking And she was like and they were like looking at her. I was pacing myself like I was like standing like this with the arms I was stretched like this also so many people Really struggling all the position you have to hit when you go into the scanner. Yeah, some of you could do with Doing a few mad Max classes. Yeah, ballet because guys you would not fare well at that game show What was it called hole in the ball? Yeah Some of you have no concept of like looking at a shape and trying to recreate and it actually baffles me because all it is It's like just someone doing that with their amps, but anyway, I was howling. I've never seen Someone look so guilty of like committing a crime, but it was it was just chocolate. It's chocolate Also, you know the way we were looking back at the pictures from 2016. Yeah PJ with a shaved head. I love your hair now. I think your hair is gorgeous. Actually, we saw the other pic where it was a bit long With the back which I should be liked as well. That's shaggy kind of cause Girls every hairstyle just suits me. What am I going to? You know what? What am I going to do? No, okay the man one at the top of the head with you in a stag What was that? Remember used to do this tiny manball. Yeah, that wasn't crazy That wasn't great, but I think actually with the rise moving to the length it was better Samurai, but not in a good way not in a good way kind of in a way that yeah, it was a bit appropriating Let's delete those picks from the internet guys You know what I mean when we were saying I did kind of look hard with the shaved head shaved head girl giving them felon Yeah, like a hot one and now for like a serious crime for like a like a mr. Meena The drag name or is it my DJ name? No, but everyone's saying PJ the DJ, but that's just like, but you said you wanted to be comedy DJ Jimmy Speaking of drag names. I came up with a new drag name on the way over. I wish I name Can you cope? That's good. That's good. No Also, I I put up on my Instagram story that I came up with the name. Yeah, and some people are like writing in their own suggestions Or they're like sending in ones that they've heard. Yeah someone rolled in and said And sorry if you listen to the part I'm not taking the pistol. I just don't really get us. What is it? All shades. Yeah Fluent All shades like yeah, sorry. First of all. Okay, look they stop you there you go Because you're doing a sorry name as a first name that that won't flood. Yeah RuPaul is going to take you down the peg at the first heart. Yes. He's not watching the full audition tape. Mm-hmm when you're calling yourself full shades All shades fluent in Portuguese, right? She said that because you were going to Portugal. I don't I I actually don't know So I I goes wait what And then your one goes oh, it's meant to mean oh, she's In Portuguese I goes girl. I know what sentence you were aiming for but in wise world in what universe In was brain activity is that a drag name all shades fluent in Portuguese. She's never she's only seen drag in Tamolina's And also I need to say like that's why I think sometimes like look girlies love the y'all and I know some people are probably more creative than others Phenoology don't let the internet decide on the color of your living room Do you know what I mean? Like did she let people decide the next I think for her whole house said this or that she did he did and then And then she any any any any one that came out of trumps in the pool. She just went with but we were basically saying yeah PJ with the shaved head is just we'll see. I don't know what I shaved it again maybe I know you do rock all but then we had a picture of you with the shaved head and you looked so hot It's just I think for it's more a tease. No, but I think I will need to change my hair so soon I'm going to witness protection because I was never more embarrassed than the other day In clunt hair because some days I just like buy wholesale like flowers and ought to be like a nice husband or whatever. No But how often do you do that? Like I don't know once a month. Yeah kind of yeah, probably well once every two months Two months. They say once every two months. Like once a month. You say sometimes they buy halls at flowers. Yeah making it like there's fresh flowers on the table. The garlic the garlic is listening They're just looking at their whole boy for sex and being like We're listening in the car your fuck and he's been called a Judy and he's like He's like Sarah's running crisps in the kitchen. She's like fuck say But yeah, I just point in flower sometimes to be like locker whatever you know what I mean And that's what I'm a love languages whatever so flowers the gift giving gift giving yeah give men flowers Give me in flowers. Not give men their flowers But like give men flowers We all saw that thing about like the only time men ever receive flowers that they're funeral girls give men flowers I wish I gave my dad flowers when he was alive. It's not beautiful. No, he probably Don't buy dad would say stop spending your money on flowers. Yeah, he wasn't a super fag but when I was Anyway, I was buying in flowers and it's in a bit of a giddy mood like I'm loving the chat. CTM with like strangers And like I coined and this is give me What the heck is small it is what you mean? I'm loving the chance for strangers. You never know the stories You're gonna go on and cover Is it a base? I just feel like we're all head down playing on with our lights. You you say this I'm forever chatting to strangers. It's like my you're not here if you're all scrolling the phone You're talking to strangers. You're talking to strangers. I'm growing tired. I'm talking to strangers. I'm really like every time I gay man rocks up to a new city. Yeah You go on the great girl. I wasn't under good girl Because you're fucking married. Didn't stop what the married man. I tell you that much I'm talking to the girl at the check out race. Yeah, and she takes the flowers off me to scan them and did They just in the super marikas. Well, that's the last thing for all. Oh, okay. In which case? Yeah Content boy hand her the flowers. She scans them and then she hands them back to me And I go oh my god, you shouldn't have That's good. Okay, I'll give you a put in she goes. What? She didn't get it And I was like, oh, you shouldn't have with the flowers. She was like, you don't want the flowers? And then she goes No, no, no, no, I do want the flowers. And then she gave him change. She's like, okay, that's 20 euro And I was like grand and I tapped and I just walked out and I was like no, I can never go to my local on a shop anymore Because I've never been more embarrassed in my life I was I just you know, there's not more than when you valley up a bitch. Yeah They don't hit back and girls my bits usually land it's usually sending or vacions in the Olympia theater for the bits The speaking of valley. Yeah, so I've an op Do you know in tennis 15 love? Yeah, apparently comes from the French Luth meaning egg Okay, because a zero is the shape of an egg I'm lost there. No, sorry. I didn't actually think about this before I said it is the first time. Yeah, that I'm rehashing it having reddys Is it because you're not used to talking to people anymore? I was on the ground Are you you're actually being an absolute spanner? What I love. Yeah. Do you know what I do Even on this trip. I'm not always on the phone even it nor your trend It's not in addiction I Anyway, anyway listen. Yeah 15 love. Okay, which means 15 nil. Yeah, I know I played a double tournament in the tennis religion cork So 15 nil 15 love Love Is zero Yeah comes from the French apparently Luth Which is The egg yeah, I get it now and egg because an egg is the shape of a zero. So they used to be saying 15 love and then they just let it go So right did you just see this on tiktok Oh first of all, I'm not on tiktok and I'm never on tiktok Get that into your brain. Okay, did you see I don't get it twisted? Did you see on instagram reals? Two years after people saw that I actually talk I actually because I Have a brain and I'm a bit high-brow and because I enjoy being intellectually stimulated I always used to like you when you talk like this You're so lucky, man. Don't you are the one exactly? When you station time every Monday one of our money evening traditions We sit down and we watch only connect okay And you're one Victoria the host was talking about That was one of the connections for one of the rooms was is to do with an egg is that essential? It's I don't Ever get any of the questions right only really connecting more and in the The last one which is the show words without the votes Guess what the words are and it's still there really bloody hard. It's like the smartest people in the world Yeah, they're really bloody smart. So there you go. No girls for your next table quiz. You have the opening question. That'd be everyone Yeah, is it but I just just Google is Google is you know what I mean with like I can only do so much work for you guys You guys are actually going to have to in 2026 you're going to have to Set you in more work for yourself also if you are putting on a table quiz don't chat GPT as we can tell right Should we get on to the thing? Yeah, let's go on to the team to team for this week is Marketing holidays Alexa Play blue Monday by new order Lads, we don't have Alexa. We're in Lisbon. I'm playing on YouTube That's growth for me because usually I'd have to like Really, I'm so proud of you really really really make peace with the fact that we didn't have Alexa. Yeah, I'd have to try and hondone and Alexa in Lisbon, that's the North spicy in you, isn't it? Is this? Yeah, I think so. I don't know We can just say that I'm just spicy on both. Oh, whatever. We can I think it's a type A Just look at my bathroom, girl Now this is a bar. June, when do you assess singing? I knew order gay For the sounds going to gay, but why do I still see if this were like a gay series or something and all like yeah me too actually I Just punk when did they go? Punk's kind of gay. I think the origins in punk are like it's rebellion, so it's No, no, sorry. Yeah, well, there's no lyrics, so can we be done for a copy right when there's no lyrics? Yes, babe. Okay, and key That's it. Yeah. Oh my god. Let's say Alexa stop it. I just stop it. Just stop it. Alexa stop. Oh, Jesus Christ At least you keep the habits at least. Yeah, I just like Yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah, all fun and games, but I'm breaking my routine But not too much because when you're staying out wild, it's an apparent hotel See if the best of all worlds you have your fully equipped snake kitchen The comfy bed in the rain fall show our Anitish washer Keep on top of good habits. He's well-braved girls. The flyers back Guys, I'm gonna break my fucking men's door with this fly Where is this? Anyway, girl is so if you're listening to this, it's officially blue Monday, right? Um, and is it? Yeah, it comes out today is blue Monday. We do something nice for yourself. Yeah. The day this comes out is blue Monday Oh, guys, yeah, I think we need to make a more uplifting song No, but blue Monday is the Lord of Barlox, and it's just been made up by marketing agents or is this or is it real? No, it was made up by a travel agency to sell flights because they were like, oh, this is blue Monday. You're all depressed Conbook of trip basically what we were saying at the Saturday episodes really So we the problem. I don't know But we booked the trip girls. Yeah, and it was brilliant. So they wanted something did the thing book the flights Take the scenic rules take the scenic rules. Uh, why would say I'd like memories and our things except for bitch magnets Wait, did you see the real girl girls you better so know from the comments on the real and the real. Yeah, just say that much But yeah, they just made it up, but they're kind of thinking like there are so many Days that marketing agencies just made up, but there is a bit of true to the blue Monday thing because I do think January's a smaller person. The January's definitely depressing. Yeah, yeah, right? And I think one of the reasons why It was Coin blue Monday and what it's happening in January is because The aftermath of Christmas everyone should sound a bit of a donor anyway. You know what I mean? Also I want to say on the whole dry January look. I'm all for people You know getting on top of better habits. Yeah, maybe drink less and stuff, but like The idea of January already being a depressing month. Mm-hmm And then me getting on to the girls the weekend being like should we go for a few drinkies? Everyone be like no, I'm doing dry Jan. Surely that's not helping anyone. I know you know But it kind of gets people in the head space. It is just her I'm going to take a fence To the whole blue Monday January's depressing thing because January's coined on my month. It's my birthday month Yeah, like January forced imagine like when I was younger, I didn't really Mind have my birthday on New Year's Day because the clock struck 12. Yeah on New Year's Eve. I don't look like I was in the risk I was in the residence bear And all the lads were a bit drunk. They found out it was my birthday dog and me ten hours. You know on my birthday every morning. I used to wake up and My mom and dad would be after putting you know those plastic balls That I'm not sure if there's much of a thing anymore. They were like a football right but they were like kind of more plastic And you call them a blow way. Yeah I've always got a new one in my birthday, but I'd wake up to that the end of my bed There was something really magic about it like I was never told that I'm in Santa or some shit or something Like I knew like my mom and dad like just come in in the night and I wake up and also Like you couldn't do that to me now because girls like some mornings don't wake up and my head is at the other end of the bed like I Move in my sleep. Are you a tassel turner? Yeah, you must be here to see next to so you because I run so hot Okay, I'm so warm And I'm like is that sometimes why I'm a bit wrecked because he does energy What do you have to ask? Why would you be talking because you're warm Because I'm expanding energy creating all this fucking heat energy cannot be created or destroyed only pass from one form to another girl What is it all being Turn into heat girl. Where's my energy for the class face? I've already run up the hills and Liz bin. I don't know girl. Where's your balance as well? Don't say that to me don't my balance is actually great. Okay My balance is really good. You know my balance. Yeah, it is. How's that? The hips my hip is bad. Yeah, but everyone everyone has a thought one follow year, but yeah, that is all to say like look all for my friends Looking after themselves in January and like look if being off the drink makes it feel a bit better I know people tend to overdo it at Christmas and that's why people like to have a bit of a break But I'm just saying look I'm just putting it out there Next year November. Yeah, why don't we go off the drink in November to gear us up for December? That's a good one and then I have to go like what we need to do sometimes with certain things I feel like we box ourselves in and we create these very narrowly defined set of rules for ourselves like all January is about austerity and Not having fun and getting back on track and it's like girl We're right in the script. I know and also William shake the spirit To drink her not to drink that drink and not drink girl just fucking have a drink But also if if it's actually affecting your life in your mental health, don't drink with Ali I can't do an all or nothing approach with life to life. Yeah. Yeah. Are am I all or nothing? No, you're nice. Am I? You're nice all or not. Now you Am I all or nothing like if I was going to the shop and I bought a pack of biscuits. You're eating all I have to have more or not at all Yeah, that's all or nothing. That is all or not. No, that's just like Don't don't because you're saying you're kind of chowning statements today And I'm trying to really what got around them. I was just like you were gonna say what I was like that's not all or nothing though. You're just loving the biscuits. Yeah girl Love in the biscuits. Can you go? Can you go that you do need to do drag us can you go? Tom gets very annoyed because I always say that Tom would make for a fantastic drag. We he kind of is all the skill sets He paints and does here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like Tom does make him does here. Yeah. He's a fabulous dancer and singer. Yeah It's very tall. Okay. Um, he is like good presence. Yeah. Do you know and he has a like Conti walk. Love. He he sass I think he'd have to do a few sewing classes, but like I'm just like girl and what is that offensive? Because sometimes I say to him I'm like oh If you were to start doing drag nail properly and apply yourself I'm like you could win a season of like drag race. Yeah. Okay. Like I really think he could like he's really really funny Like yeah, I think you love all the comedy challenges down and he's like But I don't want to be a drag queen. He's like and you like you keep Saying to me like all I could be a star if I do this and he's like okay And then the if is yeah, if I do something that I don't want to do What can I do to pack a bride? But what can he just be a beer star and Tom okay? But it's you don't go and get under put this wig on now and here's some padding But he makes out as if it's a million miles away from what he does, but then he is like a size 11 pair of glittery heels up in his room and does the makeup in the hair and bits and he's like oh, yeah But I want to do drag and I'm like just do it. He's drag adjacent. He's drag adjacent. Yeah But we isn't that a problem some of the drag queens have they lose side of themselves You do it's the um battle with like where does the drag queen stuff in the person's begin and the battle with People taking things from the dressing room That's some tea that we need to spend on don't tell yeah, that's don't tell them I'm tea But yeah, do you see a haul interview? But yeah, if you're actually for a whole episode of don't tell man We do like a like a who don't it. Okay, no, we need to do that. Who's robbing vicky yeses T-shirts That's the name of the end like who's stealing winks from the George rest of us. Let's do it. Yeah, we need to do that get around Yeah, get around, but if you're listening to this on the Monday and you're feeling a bit down You're like always causes blue Monday Don't read too much interest. It's manufactured like most things on this earth and it's all As a result of capitalism The whole point of marketing is to make you feel a certain way like your life doesn't measure up to other people's Or like you need this thing to make you feel happy to bring you happiness We all know that's a bunch of politics, don't we? No, I would say there's a day for everything as well Like what I used to walk on social media in the agency Every single day be like it's national poppies day. It's national talk to your illegitimate child day You know does a day forever. Oh really? Yeah, like even this week alone on the 20th of January is cheese lovers day. No, I can't abort with that There's that just every day. Yeah, if you like cheese, I suppose you like cheese. I know rest January 21st. It's national hooking day That one's nice. January 24th is national education day Staying sous vide kids or drop out or drop out three times and look at me now at the podcast and I'm traveling the world I'm in Lisbon in January, you know what I mean? Chop out girls drop out girls January 25th is opposite day. Oh, so you can say Whatever you want to somebody and go but it's opposite day. I can get on board with opposite day really But what does that even mean though it's opposite like opposite is basically like The other way around so like the opposite to never be right. It's opposite means. What do you want to do so bottom? I wish I know I know I know actually you know what because I know we had an episode come out already this year boss. We haven't actually recorded since before New Year's. Yeah, yeah, yeah girls There's anyone else The second of January and I messaged my sister and I told her the same Second of January all I wanted was a boyfriend. Oh really and I think that really threw me for six That gave me a wobble because I was like Well, if I'm craving a boyfriend on the second day of the year How is the rest of my year going to play out? You could get a boyfriend like top tell me what to do Also, you're meant to say no girl. You don't need them. You don't need one, but I'm just saying you're so handsome and charismatic and Joy to be your own that you could go out on the stream get a boyfriend today. How do people and they know you're married in shirt How do people have time? It's so lovely though. I was I was saying to the day now stop. I was feeling fragile No, but no, you're not anymore though. You're giving me big deep energy now And let's go for Lisbon. Sometimes we just be saying shit. Sometimes we just be saying shit But now with the other day I was like I was feeling just sometimes Like I'm the halls at 10 years like in February so you would halls attend and we're doing the podcast seven in fake yeah So there's only three years you were together before we started parties. Yeah Bloody hell bloody hell Bloody hell I didn't know I was fucking doing a podcast with Oliver Twist Oh my god, I was I was very mad from yoga and I was listening to all like your algorithm No, can I just stop you there? You're doing your brainflowers in January. You're going to yoga. You started doing Tigala class. Are you doing a lot of self-improvement bits in January? Are you kind of what we were speaking about the last time about not doing No, you're doing loads. I don't do a lot. I'm just filling my time, you know what I mean I'm already after reading two fucking books. Let's try and make a feel bad Not you just people listening at home. I'm reading more books. Thank you so much to Quiva in du braze for the book recommendations over Christmas. Let's go. Quiva. You listen to area. You can I read sunburned by Chloe Michelle Really it's amazing. She listens to the part. I think oh really? Yeah, tell me that you're a talent Listen to the part. Well, she was DMing me after I put up the book on my story. Oh really? So gorgeous girl. It's great book and Tin Man by Sarah women also another gorgeous beautiful book Yeah, I bought them kind of breaking my hair and small bit so I was like It would though. Should I be doing that to myself in January? Well, actually Sunburn was actually uplifting for me. Yeah, well, currently I'm reading the book because you would leap out of recommended this called Hosts of grief and it's supposed this dad like basically going on with his family Okay, move it on. It gets a bit dark. Anyway, I was feeling the love so I was coming back from yoga And I was listening to like all school tunes and all like Al Green. Let's stay together Yeah, like every last thing love back in the day. This will be yeah back in the day. Every last thing love but not legal is Probably one of my favorite songs of all to you know what they did back then they took the heart and they just goes I love you how you can have us whereas like now it's a bit more like play your hair close to your chest and no one's just like Sheldon from the rooftops like I love you so to serve maybe you know And a piano at the beginning. Oh my god. So I was I was like loving the vibes because I was in we were together We're together 10 years now. So we do nice things to each other and we know we love each other each other Yeah I get your cocktail And we got that we got the new camera set up We've been busy got new cameras from record and bits for the part the PJs Recorded all the videos we're hosting on the gimbals But I'll start an only fans with him if this ever goes tits off No I don't want that one either. We recorded a sex tape once and I couldn't look at it. Yeah, I won't be able to The face that I was making not really yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, it kind of traumatized me actually Anyway, well, I was right even Mac and I was feeling love and I was like I feel like we're always kind of like Coitley loving each other, but I'm just gonna go in there when like explicitly tell him how much I love him because I was like no Natalie called was I don't know anyone who does that more already You're saying you don't do it enough again the girlies who are listening in the car with their fella unload They're going do you fucking hear him and you literally Send me a valentine scar that says tallora from Liam. We did a lot of hip opening exercises in yoga. I was feeling I was feeling free I was I was feeling a lot of emotions So I come in but I came into hot girls. He was sure Sometimes someone needs to be ready to receive the love. Yeah, are you need to like I've got for playing it off? Yeah, I comes in straight Like you just have to get know about me no loop. Yeah, literally no no loop straight in like just have to get know about me I just want to tell you like I really appreciate you and like I wouldn't want to go through this like for anyone else I love you so much. He was like who does Yeah, no one told you he was like you after taking some Molly in the car like what's wrong with you? No, I was like I just listen to Molly January. No drink with just Molly I was like I was just listening to Anna Green and that leak hall bring back the classics. I am So me and Peter We lost our Spotify subscription. I know. We basically anyways. This is a long story. We should share a Spotify. Yeah We had like we were it was a jewel account whatever. Yeah and To start the year anyway, we lost this so I didn't want to download Spotify them for a while. Yeah So I download the same clothes and then I start following this really hot DJ All on some clothes and then I listen to his mix, but it's a bit like it's a bit dancing. It's a bit rave It's a bit techno. What? A bit unsuns, but like kind of gay and content A bit unsuns for kind of gay and content name and the app and girls I had an on there when I was Booten through Lisbon on the first night going for a walk and I was like Actually, and then I was like I'm obsessed with this boy now. He's kind of hard and I was like Is it a bit more if I put the mix on my story? And I'm like oh my god And tag him and tag him like oh my god This will be It's just rum calm and that will play when you meet up I but he'll do a dancing remix, but then I fell in love with that other guy then from the Sunday Like what is that something or will I that might be something I don't know for will be. I just love to see me your man Yeah, girl I reckon so yeah, I think you're ready to settle down though yes It's so tough because what sorry, I know girls we're getting really on track with the But no actually it is relevant because we're coming up to Valentines's Fabricated me it's actually not there. Oh shit. It comes from sorry saying valentine It was a scene and then it developed into valentines day. That's what I mean, but like the hallmark of it and like Well, it's being encouraged to spend money on a partner to show them what we love and what no tell me another day of the year Just like an aside Is this year there we really embrace gallantines is it so cringe that it's cool now I think it's a gallantines every year. I've never had a boyfriend on valentines there. Yeah, but the term gallantines I think it's a gallantines 2026 Me and the gallals see sometimes you say something and I can't shot a dome But you agree that's what I'm saying like I think I agree like I don't see any issues. Yeah, would we do a gallantines pop off but you Oh event yeah But a pressure okay, it's a bit too soon. Yeah, it's a bit too. Maybe next year 2027 2027 is it the gallantines 2027? Yeah, it's a gallantines 2027. Oh no, I'm I still gonna have no full interest But I'm married, but I still want to spend valentines with the people I know shot Oh, yeah, because the next day it's your anniversary No, but like I think like a platonic love this should be celebrated on valentines as well Yeah, that's true. Yeah, and you know what and so you can make me a valentines guy if you want gallantines on the 14th Yeah, who's in PJs 10th anniversary on the 15th I'm grandmands 7 year anniversary on the 16th girls seven years since this came out. What are we doing? Never mind bloom Monday being a day. We're making on grandmama a national holder So, but what do people do everyone has to wear car colors? Okay, everyone if Everyone has to wear red or that's too close to valentines. That's too close to valentines so we need to take something else What pink girls it's kind of pink we got the pink we've always been pink Because boy, it's cool. If you like blue we got the pink we got the pink I think everyone wears pink if we're always pink, but what do we do on on on grandmama day on the 17th? Yeah, of February everyone needs to wear pink. What else though? What else is something that we do but kind of visually? Generally just so of cons On the 17 you have to wear pink and just generally so of cons And take a picture of like something like you know like I was going on about the water bottle at the side of this episode Yeah, like feel the top of that again. Like okay, tell me that's not content for a water bottle. I've come around to us Right, so you must put something up on your story That's kind of but like guys it could be it could be a lamppost that has like a stunning edge at the top or whatever You could be like oh my god. Hashtag Conte a cash tax to the thing. Yeah, are they there for this? Hashtag Conte it's a hashtag 2027 2026 girls Ashtag Conte at I'm grandmama like happy I'm grandmama day on I'm grandmama day. Is that happy grand day? No, that's no Well, we call it on grandmama day on grandmama day. Yeah, and what does everyone do? So on I'm grandmama day We celebrate the podcast and all things can't Yeah, what you do is You take your favorite episode from the last seven years good good one And you post this post it your story you'd like Happy and a seventh anniversary to him grandmama. This is my favorite, but it's not to us It's not to us. Okay. It's to everyone to the girl. It's to the girls to the community But this is actually especially girls and we know we said all the time even if you're only listening the last while We know a lot of you do that, right? This isn't a dictatorship as a commune. It's a community. Yeah, say community. It's a bit less hash. Yeah, communism's given sister waves. So but but then we're all in pink Are we still doing the pink? I think in pink. Yeah. Yeah, I think in pink. Yeah, I think in pink is the name of the I think in pink is the name of the I think in pink And you know what sometimes I do And girls Il for viola V on rolls It's necessary to view life through rolls tinted glasses. It is rolls tinted. It's a rolls tinted 2026 Don't get it twisted. Not rolls gold. No, remove it from the kitchen girls. If you're a real girl You know that it's never rolls gold Unless it's ironic I don't even think I can get on board Okay, someone for the seven year anniversary has to get a tally on how many times in some previous episodes we've got Unless it's ironic also a ladder tomorrow says also guys this year, please Well, please start making fan edits. When are we going to get a fan it is what starts all other podcasts We'll get fan it. It's made today. What's that like one of us would go Oh my god, we'd take like a sassy line like And then I told her you better take off those kitten heels before I slap you in the head but it's still little and then it would cut to a montage of us being like I want yeah, what kind of fan it is yeah like a fancam Yes, girls. We want fancams for the seven-time anniversary. I love the idea of fan edits this year fan edits this year girls So girls that's the only holiday we're celebrating this year. Yeah, that's the only made up marketing day that I don't want That's not made up. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I didn't want to say that I was yeah Oh, I like pancake Tuesdays. I was thinking of Susie from Rugrats. Okay. She celebrates Kwan. Shadow to Susie also pancake. Yeah, I can get a ball. Susie was adorable. It's because she was missing a two to two. I can't play Susie. No, no, she can't Michael. I know. Oh, I do Can't look what she's done like girl stop. No, I never know you did a good Leela when stitch who does I was trying to do Susie chemical to her voice is stitch the alien What stitch? Oh Hannah is a bell being obsessed with a stitch. No, she's back in. Is he back? He's back in. Yeah, oh, Hannah. No, she's a small Are you going to keep doing it just to be finished because I'm really struggling with you talking off me when I'm trying to land the line No, because I keep hearing it and I don't like it. That's why I'm still talking babe. Oh, I know when you're about to speak. Oh, Hannah means family. No You were the guy in school that made that your whole personality that year you know the way there was that one guy you kept like talking. No Oh my god, you flickered your eyes because he did and he thought about it. I never saw Leela stitch ever in my life No, girls was up in the part when we have to go watch us. I never saw once in my life Oh my god stop That's so crazy that you keep doing it. Okay, girls Happy home grandmum day. Happy home grandmum day, but this makes it sound like it's not it. No, happy bloom one day because actually it's Pink Monday. No, that's a bit confusing for doing this. Yeah, yeah, but bloom Monday means nothing bloom Monday means nothing It's all made up. It's a formula basically So he has it in the note. It's a formula because this travel agency asked Cliff Irinal who's a psychologist for a scientific formula It's w plus Open parentheses big d minus small d closed parentheses times tq Kama n times a nay whether dead monthly salary time since Christmas time since failed new year's resolution And meaning low motivation level. What the fuck did you hit your head when you fell off that line because your own joke about it because I think I did Okay, come on, we need to I think I did let's go to the hospital Come on, we make it you might fall in love with a hot doctor Girls. Oh my god. There's another the vase. Oh, the vase. Is that don't tell mom. Yeah Yeah, also do we need new mics girls Tell us in the comments tell us someone commented on the Spotify recent was like Love you guys were like to read the elevator. You need better mics. I'm like no it's because spending so much money It was because we were running around always it on there the pay cork when he dinners there Or just not gonna be a hundred percent more running around Yes, yes, yes, yes, oh, sorry. I didn't know it was on that day. Yeah, sorry Can we for a what do we call this? I'm crap. I'm day or is it just grand day? Wait, I said already. No, that's Ariana's surname. No, that's thing. I don't mean it's like When she goes up anyway, I knew it girls boy girl is see love you bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye